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  1. Re:What about that Linux WMA player? on Microsoft and Lindows Settle Trademark Case · · Score: 1

    M$ has become a 800lib gorilla

    That's what trying to make your OS backwards compatible will do to you.

    cLive ;-)

  2. man, be must be buzzed... on Utility Cuts Short BPL Trial · · Score: 4, Funny

    "unresolved HF interference from the system to retired engineer Jim Spencer"

    It must be bad if poor old Jim was interfered with.

    cLive ;-)

  3. Yep, here's one from 1994 on Forward This Article And Get Paid $203.15 · · Score: 2, Informative
  4. Re:W@W!!!L@@K!!!R@RE!!!!!!!MINT IN BOX!!!! on Huge Console Auction Debuts · · Score: 1

    Well, I just got highest bidder at 10 quid - this could be the beginning of my evil empire...

    cLive ;-)

  5. Re:Oh, it gets better! on Tanenbaum Rebuts Ken Brown · · Score: 1

    No one would have known if you hadn't posted that. I thought you were being funny on purpose LoL.

    cLive ;-)

  6. Oh, it gets better! on Tanenbaum Rebuts Ken Brown · · Score: 5, Funny
    Go to the Alexis de Tocqueville home page, then click "Mission" link at top left, then click "Accomplishments".

    I couldn't have summed it up better myself :)

    Oh, I note on their home page that you can submit a study idea to them. How about a study into why Ken Brown is an incompetent researcher?

    cLive ;-)

  7. time for a PWEI revival.... on McDonald's and Sony Offer Music Downloads · · Score: 1
    Big Mac, fries to go...
    Get me Big Mac, fries to go...
    Get me Big Mac, fries to go...
    Get me Big Mac, get me fries to go...

    Def Con One

    cLive ;-)

  8. Re:Integration is getting ridiculous... on Windows Media Player 10 Beta Released · · Score: 1

    You mean you've never been to badgerbadgerbadger.com ? :)

  9. Re:Integration is getting ridiculous... on Windows Media Player 10 Beta Released · · Score: 1
    Sounds like you need flashblock.

    You are running, FireFox, right? :)

    cLive ;-)

  10. Re:Xerox and Apple on Microsoft Receives Patent For Double-Click · · Score: 1

    could I patent the "Enter" key? How about the "shift " or "control" keys?

    If only David Bradley had patented CTRL+ALT+DELETE - he'd have been a gazillionaire by now.

    "I may have invented it, but Bill made it famous,"

    .02

    cLive ;-)

  11. Re:No. on Shatner May Return to Star Trek (Briefly?) · · Score: 4, Funny
    Dialog! Just pray he doesn't start singing...

    cLive ;-)

  12. Definitely - June 15th... on Groklaw Turns One · · Score: 4, Funny

    According to anyway :)

    cLive ;-)

  13. Yes, but... on Egyptian Linux Advocates' Replies · · Score: 1

    I hear their jails kinda suck :)

    cLive ;-)

  14. Re:Our Government aren't fools! on Life-Ruining Browser Hijackers · · Score: 1

    That Iraq had weapons of mass destruction -- that the weapons did exist -- is as incontrovertable a fact as the use of chemical weapons in World War I. The only question is if Iraq hid them or destroyed them before the Second Gulf War.

    ROTFL - time for another Bill Hicks quote:

    US Military: "Iraq has terrible weapons".

    Press: "How do you know?"

    US Military: "Err, we looked at the receipts. And as soon as the check clears, we're going in!"

    cLive ;-)

  15. Re:Price? on The Ultimate All-In-One Storage Solution · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the forum:

    Rack materials cost is currently estimated to be $121K for 96TB. Node materials are a just under $1450. This price does not include markup, assembly or burn-in from the system integrator and thus will increase by another 5-7% to approximately $130K/rack.

    So, about $1.3M (10 racks)

    cLive ;-)

  16. Re:Normal people, that's who. on Stopping Overseas Fax Spam? · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If you are, or are dealing with, a lawyer, a real-estate agent, or anyone who works with contracts, you exchange the contracts via fax. (Typing your name in e-mail doesn't count as a signature.)

    And just how crazy is that? I kept a scan of my signature on my PC when I ran a web design business. If anything needed changing at the bank, I'd write a letter to the bank and plop the TIF sig in and fax. And my employees could do it too if I was away. Could I email them a GPG/PGP signed email? Nope. Can I do that now? Nope? Can I *still* send them a fax with a pasted in scanned signature? Yep.

    I'll never understand the mentality of UK banks (Lloyds in this particular case) or anyone who accepts "signed" faxes as a secure document...

    .02

    cLive ;-)

  17. I've recently read this... on Rapid Application Development with Mozilla · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...and found it cluttered. It's like they took the tutorial pages and the appendix and decided to shuffle them together.

    The listings are only for parts of an application at a time, making it hard to visualize the whole project.

    It could really do with having stand alone examples for each chapter or, at the very least, have an associated web site with such content (the listings could, I guess, get a little out of hand).

    It may just be me, but seeing snippets out of context is not how I learn things.

    I think it would have been better if they started off by presenting the whole of the notetaker program, and then analysed each section to explain what it did, and leave the detailed descriptions of tags to appendices.

    In its defence though, there's so much to learn that it would be hard to make a good tutorial in one book along with the reference material - whatever the approach.

    I'm still waiting for a perfect book on Mozilla Application Development. Kudos to anyone who manages to write one though - there's so much to cover.

    cLive ;-)

  18. it might be the first Millenium Technology Prize, on Sir Tim Berners-Lee Lauded For Web Efforts · · Score: 1
    is it the first Millennium Technology Prize?

    spell checker - n. An application within most word processing programs that checks for spelling errors in documents.

    cLive ;-)

  19. I saw some of the source code for this... on Pearl, a Robot for the Elderly · · Score: 1
    #!/usr/bin/pearl
    use strict;

    warn "I'm gonna kiiiiil you",
    kill 'Lady',
    die "Old Lady", die, die
    cLive ;-)
  20. what we can't see... on Philips Demos Keychain-sized Camcorder · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...is the whole camera. All the pics are close-ups. My guess is because it's actually about 2ft long and they don't want to scare us off.

    cLive ;-)

  21. Re:Favorite Quote on George Lucas DVD Audio Commentary Leaked · · Score: 1

    "Mesa gonna bang you reaaaal good. Mesa yo daddy. Jar Jar think yousa gonna bend riiiight over now."

    clive ;-)

    ffs - it's a joke, ok...

  22. Spam and Lawyers on Lawyers Using Databases To Grab Clients · · Score: 4, Funny

    LoL - scum of the earth squared. If only we could somehow bring SCO into this equation I think we'd have the "most... evil... story... ever...".

    cLive ;-)

  23. a USB drive? on Streaming MP3s on Demand? · · Score: 1

    No worries about bandwidth issues and you can take it anywhere.

    They're getting more and more affordable over time .02

    cLive ;-)

  24. obligatory Bill Hicks quote on Tivo Plans Commercials On Demand · · Score: 2, Funny

    "But that's the problem with this country, one of the many, but this whole issue of sexuality and pornography, which I don't understand what pornography is, I really don't. To me, pornography is, you know, spending all your money and not educating the people in America, and spending it instead on weapons, that's pornographic to me, that's totally filthy, and etc., etc., down the line, you all in your fucking hearts know the goddamned arguments, okay, great. But no one knows what pornography is. Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thought, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thought. Hmm. Sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial-I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, maybe that's the connection they're trying to make. What? You've all seen that Busch beer commercial, where the girl in the short hot-pants opens the beer bottle on her belt buckle, leaves it there, and it foams over her hand and over the bottle and the voice over goes, "Get yourself a BUSCH." Hmm. You know what that looks like, nah, no way. I'll tell you the commercial they'd like to do, if they could, and I guarantee you, if they could, they'd do this, right here. Here's the woman's face, beautiful. Camera pulls back, naked breast. Camera pulls back, she's totally naked. Legs apart. Two fingers, right here, and it just says, "Drink Coke." Now I don't know the connection here, but goddamn if Coke isn't on my shopping list that week. "Dr. Pepper." "Snickers, satisfying." (Mouth-guitars "I Can't Get No Satisfaction") Damned if I'm not buying these products! My teeth are rotting out of my head, I'm glued to the television, I'm as big as a fucking couch. "More Snickers, more Coke!" - Bill Hicks

    cLive ;-)

  25. Re:Opening my Audio Lunchbox on Audio Lunchbox: Music with no DRM · · Score: 1
    As long as it's Richard Cheese you'll be OK :)

    cLive ;-)