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  1. Re: It's the success on 'Amazon Prime is Getting Worse' (fastcompany.com) · · Score: 1

    The sign for Amazon Logistics finally did arrive from the warehouse, but it was oddly enough duct taped over a narrow corridor...

  2. And say it?

    Is 2019 finally the year of the Linux desktop?

    2019 is the year of the Windows bricktop. Bazinga!

  3. Or for irony?

  4. New app in Google Play, just announced - Install? on Google Denies Altering YouTube Code To Break Microsoft Edge (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Google Denies, out now!

    Must be 18 or older.

  5. Re:True browser sandboxing yet with this feature? on Microsoft Announces Windows Sandbox, a Desktop Environment For Running Applications in Isolation (betanews.com) · · Score: 2

    Years of watching Jurassic Park and I almost forgot the name Ian Malcolm, who is quite astute.

  6. And the phrase of the year is "fookin pencil" as in "Three men! With a fookin pencil!"

  7. You need to get home more.

    Said the slashdotter to the tourist.

  8. You know what this is on Hiding in Plain Sight: The YouTubers' Crowdfunding Piracy (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    It's the world's smallest violin.

    PS Let's rethink your workflow. Or your priorities.

    Disclaimer IANAL

  9. Re: Good ... on Video Games Won't Be Part of the Paris Olympics (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    they can even add basket weaving ...me starts performing warmup exercises (refrigerator door pulls, chips in salsa dip marathon, etc.) upon hearing the Olympics news

  10. She could have mastered the art of misdirection; proceed with your display of surprise ( or mock excitement--your choice) when you get a TIE for Christmas

  11. Re: Snowflake developers can hug off on Developer Misinterprets Linux Code of Conduct, Suggests Replacing F-Word with 'Hug' (neowin.net) · · Score: 1

    There's no fucking bomb.

    Personally I prefer to say 'f coke' instead of 'f bomb'.

    That way, instead of your brain hitting the brakes because of something silly, your brain will just remember the line from that movie There is no FUCKING COKE, and just resume their normal reading, or whatever.

  12. You left out, Hate to break it to ya,mate,but...

  13. Re: Wall Street! on NYC Politician Wants To Ban Cashless Restaurants (eater.com) · · Score: 1

    LOL Like Kevin Hart asking Tony(Bradley Cooper) and Jennifer Lawrence to 'black it up' while the couple were dancing, in the Silver Linings Playbook

  14. Re: Wall Street! on NYC Politician Wants To Ban Cashless Restaurants (eater.com) · · Score: 1

    If enough people figure it out and they read Slashdot, it will happen.

    FTFY

  15. Re:I avoid loud restaurants on How Restaurants Got So Loud (theatlantic.com) · · Score: 1

    Plus it helps you get rid of the body that caused the ketchup stains and splatter on the floor.

    today's cap: amoral

  16. I think you described in a nutshell the misguided thinking behind America's foreign policy vis-Ã-vis its next-door neighbors. We managed to ignore what's been going on for far too long that they want to break into THIS gated community.

  17. So I vote that we stop using it as a noun, or a verb, or--FFS--a job

  18. Re: You have to wonder about the economic impact on CeBIT, World's Largest IT Conference, Canned (dw.com) · · Score: 1

    Will somebody please think of the booth babes?I was hoping that they were the last to go extinct. Ah well (puts on armored breastplate), there's always comic Con!

  19. Re: "gig economy" == minimum wage on High Score, Low Pay: Why the Gig Economy Loves Gamification (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    How many Uber or Lyft I wouldn't know; a lot of them are still sleeping in their cars at the parking lot at the mall.

  20. What do you call the crew finding the stash of sardines near the galley of a Norwegian cruise ship?

  21. Re: Simple to work around, no? on Disgruntled Security Researcher Publishes Major VirtualBox 0-Day Exploit (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    was being the operative word here.

  22. Even more impressive on Samsung Shows Off a Foldable Prototype That Merges Phone and Tablet (usatoday.com) · · Score: 2

    If the clip is to be believed, the display continuity is the extra feature that makes this a never-been-done-before item.

  23. And we now have just heard from a kinder, gentler Linus Torvaldis.

    Your phone is ringing.

  24. Re: How pointless is that on Microsoft Working on Porting Sysinternals To Linux (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Better than getting VenerealD,I suppose, regardless of platform.

  25. So the new updated meme should be: just smoke it--no need to look at it with remaining eye