The scenes were well made and and fun to watch if you knew what was going on.
Even if you *didn't* know what was going on, I definitely went to watch, as the visuals were different from anything I had ever seen. For a more-sci-fi-and-less-sword-and-sorcery fan, it was awesome.
Quit beating around the bush. Why don't you just come right out and say, Dear Slashdot, could you please please pretty please re-run the OMG Poniez April 1 classic? We'll be bff!!111!!!
we were switching our printers to black paper and white toner. I put a sign next to the printer saying to only put black paper in the printer.
The fusers we use in our laserprinters are often wrapped in a sheet that's matte black. I would have *LOVED* to have been the guy walking around, telling them it's the absolute last sheet in the whole place, sorry, How much you want for it? =)
It's there on their home page. Later, if you read in the papers, that some experiment produced negative results, you let out a sinister laugh, while twirling the keyring with your pinky, and say out loud, Not without this you won't! Fools!
That is assuming we'll still be using our own fingertips for typing. At 2015, we'll have our fingers coated with a membrane that provides the necessary tactile feedback response to these 'hard surfaces'. They're the new accessory that comes with your laptop. At $1500 for each fingertip. No that wasn't a typo.
You can also buy the other accessory, the faux airplane tray table for that second monitor, when you *really* need to bring that bad boy on a flight. It comes with an anti-recliner seat post for that bastard in front of you, pretending he's getting ready for liftoff.
Even worse: if they already found the cure, and this certain scientist is still dropping acid, months after the cure had been found, would *you* have the heart to tell him, It's over, man. Give up the dope?
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He's the driver. Leave him alone, you insensitive clod!
Is that UID for real? Hey, look, Martha...
Al better be 31 then...
Unless his thinking is limited to 2-dimensional sca--
Is that you, Khan? KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
There's a typo in your ASUS.
And please, FFS. let's stick to car analogies.
"There are no phones ringing, dammit!"
--classic!
Even if you *didn't* know what was going on, I definitely went to watch, as the visuals were different from anything I had ever seen. For a more-sci-fi-and-less-sword-and-sorcery fan, it was awesome.
As long as it's a notch above MS *spit* Works, I'll be happy. Is it, though?
Quit beating around the bush. Why don't you just come right out and say, Dear Slashdot, could you please please pretty please re-run the OMG Poniez April 1 classic? We'll be bff!!111!!!
Sheesh
All these window managers... ...and NOT ONE Cindy Crawford window manager! Have you guys been listening? What's up with that?
Seriously.
The fusers we use in our laserprinters are often wrapped in a sheet that's matte black. I would have *LOVED* to have been the guy walking around, telling them it's the absolute last sheet in the whole place, sorry, How much you want for it? =)
That's nothing compared to the 75 she had to wait for hers!
Check the fridge. Maybe you might catch a beer-drinking scientist onsite.
It's there on their home page. Later, if you read in the papers, that some experiment produced negative results, you let out a sinister laugh, while twirling the keyring with your pinky, and say out loud, Not without this you won't! Fools!
Judge: Is this true?
Venkman: It's true, sir. This man has *no* dick.
Eeeaaasy there, tiger. You only think she's well endowed only because the EEE is really small, it makes everything big by comparison.
...that we christen the unharmed laptop 'Cowboy Neal'
I've always been using the toned-down version that came with my scanne...wait, where's the scanner?!? OMG!
I'm A PIRATE! NnnoooooooooooyAAAARRRRRR!!!
Or wink them back from wherever they are now.
(Thanks to Think Like A Dinosaur by James Patrick Kelly)
That is assuming we'll still be using our own fingertips for typing. At 2015, we'll have our fingers coated with a membrane that provides the necessary tactile feedback response to these 'hard surfaces'. They're the new accessory that comes with your laptop. At $1500 for each fingertip. No that wasn't a typo.
You can also buy the other accessory, the faux airplane tray table for that second monitor, when you *really* need to bring that bad boy on a flight. It comes with an anti-recliner seat post for that bastard in front of you, pretending he's getting ready for liftoff.
I am typing this while wearing my OS/2 Warp launch T-shirt, which has outlasted the software by many years.
Wait, you *have* washed the T-shirt now, have you? Since then?
Our office can beat all o youse hands down. There was this coworker in a cubi and she left her briefcase open, unlocked and upright. For days.
Then days became weeks.
It turned out she quit her job. Walked out, just like that.
Long live XP
Even worse: if they already found the cure, and this certain scientist is still dropping acid, months after the cure had been found, would *you* have the heart to tell him, It's over, man. Give up the dope?
Me, too...suntans over style anytime!
...and the first thing we decided to build was Cable Guy...