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  1. Re:speed on Net Speed Record Smashed · · Score: 2, Funny

    you just gave me an idea for a Q3 skin...

    Now all I'll need is the bandwidth...

  2. Re:This is perfect.... on Dell Introduces Laptop With WUXGA · · Score: 1

    Two words: Drop test

    You're right in getting a ThinkPad. THey're built like tanks. I've done the drop tests myself, thank you very much, unintentionally, even with the second and third test :-)

    Just don't mention the "b" word

  3. Don't let IBM change the subject! on IBM To Repair Smoking Monitors · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Focus, guys, focus! Thinkpad Batteries!

  4. Re:Rest in peace on NASA Gives Up On Pioneer 10 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Pioneer isn't dead as long as its moving and carrying that plaque as its one final message from us.

    You know what I've always been looking for in the NASA site but could never get? Animated clips of its voyage (or that of Voyager's) and its fly-bys of the other planets. I always thought they would make really great looking screensavers to match my wallpapers of the shuttle. Anybody know where I can get them?

    Keep on flyin Pioneer

  5. And my keyboard for the 20.5th century would be... on Keyboard Layouts for the 21st Century? · · Score: 1

    (btw, good question with that 123 at the bottom)

    my numeric keypad would also have the ABC DEF GHI-equivalents printed on them so I can make phone calls (y'know the ones with alpha) from my computer.

    And please let's get rid of the monstrosity called the 'natural' keyboard. Those are simply too huge even for keyboard trays. I like the size of the Happy Hacker keyboards, now all I need is a keyboard tray that's THAT small and fully articulated and cantilevered or what-not.

    Think Geek where art thou in this geek's time of need? Why not a do it yourself keyboard? and tray to go?

  6. I have seen this mice elf on Review of PCV-W10 Desktop by Sony · · Score: 1

    ...and it is gorgeous.

    The widescreen form factor will definitely make you buy DVDs of your fave movies. A space saver, too, that should give the MAC designers pause. It will be my next PC just for the looks, and my excuse will be 'I need a new DVD player for my xine...'

    It's gotten so the only way I can tell a real PC magazine is if it featured THIS SONY gear as one of the top gadget buys for the year. If it's not even on the list, then the mag doesn't know squat about tech.

  7. Re:It isn't just wear and tear. on IBM 600 Series Laptops and Flaky Batteries? · · Score: 1

    zude, re your OT

    Follow these links: (or google them)
    linux on Thinkpad 600

    You should get several hits, one of them has a link to installing Red Hat on TP. Wait, now I remember: the IBM site has a howto on installing RH on TP, but the other links offer tips on getting sound to work, too.

    I have a 600 that has a CS423something chip, detected by Win95 as a SB16 or pro, and with that info I've faked it in Mandrake.

    OT (my turn)
    Does the 600 need the dongle to play DVDs?

  8. Now the one thing I wanna know is... on IBM 600 Series Laptops and Flaky Batteries? · · Score: 1

    How many of you are going to put your 600something-or-other out on E-bay? Dont really need batteries, give me two AC adaptors, one at work and one at home...

  9. I prefer anthologies... on Top 10 New Sci-Fi/SF Authors? · · Score: 1

    ...because I can't commit to really long novels. I have been reading Year's Best SF 1 thru 7 edited by David Hartwell, because it's like a different episode in each short story.

    Anybody know of some other similar stellar collection?

  10. Doesnt the headline sound like a challenge to you? on Microsoft Introduces Its Own CD Copy-Inhibition Scheme · · Score: 0, Troll

    I mean, using "Microsoft" & "protection" together in one sentence, c'mon guys, get crackin'

    later

  11. This is where the lame jokes come in... on Medical Briefcase For In-Flight Patient Evaluation · · Score: 1

    Announcing the new Windows ER.
    2 minutes broken down thus:
    1 min 50 sec to determine if you've got sufficient health insurance coverage
    10 sec for mouth-to-mouth by really hot flight attendant (Whaddya mean she ain't qualified?)

  12. Anime music videos? WHERE?? (OT) on Star Wars Fan Films, now Star Wars Audio Drama · · Score: 1

    Are these American (pop) stars with anime-inspired music videos, or are these imported from Japan? Somebody please provide a link!

  13. Re:Unexpected name on Suggestions for Unique Names for a Server Room? · · Score: 1

    Call it Asgard; you already know why

  14. Official Response from Linux/Open Source Community on Bricklin on Tablet PCs · · Score: 1

    Geek looks up from his PC after being shown the article:

    "Handwriting? What's handwriting?"

    As an aside, I've seen these at the CompUSA, and I've drooled on them already. Taking the "lap" requirement out of "laptop".

    And suddenly the old Star Trek episodes, where the Captain signs on a Yeoman's clipboard feel sooo 60's.

  15. Re:It's a tricky one... on Phoenix To Change Name · · Score: 1

    Forget about Phoenix.

    Call it RODAN

    And the next browser wars? Mozilla vs. Rodan! Destroy All Monsters! Tokyo is in Peril!

    ...got carried away there

  16. Re:Dear god on Red Hat Nullifies Differences Between Bash, Csh · · Score: 1

    Too late, those CDs have already been manufactured. But you'll see the brand new RH box saying, "All on 4 CDs! Get a fifth one free! Can be used as coaster or as a text editor!"

  17. I Love it! on Case Mod Collection · · Score: 1

    back in the day, b4 coming here to the US, and living in a 3rd world country, I thought the only chance I'd ever get for having a 17-inch monitor would be to get a 14-incher and a screen magnifier like in the movie.

    Dude, after making the computer, why not put it on the Standard Government Issue Sliding Desk ;-)

    Now I'm looking at the third monitor in my 3-headed setup and thinking of stripping it out of its case. Would that constitute a fire hazard in a carpeted apartment?

  18. Re:Wouldn't four quadheads be more usefull on Making A Videowall · · Score: 1

    THey have enough problems searching for S3(!) video cards. The Matrox? Maybe the local nuclear facility might have one a them kick ass cards...

  19. They need an S3 card eh? on Making A Videowall · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll trade you one S3 card for 4 of those monitors :-) Yessirree these cards are expensive here heh heh

  20. DAMN Dont Make it a headline, Slashdot! on Installing/Configuring ALSA Sound Modules In Debian · · Score: 2, Funny

    NOW look at all those Windows people giggling and pointing their fingers at us!

    (Remember the airplane joke, what the linux people did...)

  21. Re:lol on Beautiful Case Modding · · Score: 1

    Ya, and is he a true geek?

    FACT 1: He knows how to handle power tools

    FACT 2: He frequents Home Depot

    FACT 3: He has a wife (as of presstime at least)

    It's one fine funny read, too.

  22. Re:Sweet! - Holodecs on Roll-Up Monitors A Step Closer To Reality · · Score: 1

    ...and suddenly all those sci-fi movies featuring big fat CRTs suddenly became rather...dated.

    To the firms making them: please donate one to John Carmack, so he can forget about rocketry and go back to rocket launchers :-)

  23. Re:Here Comes Holodeck Quake on Walk-Thru Virtual Environment · · Score: 1

    Computer! Quake1! Deathmatch mode! 1 bot, skill Nightmare! Map DM4! Timelimit 3 minutes!

    ...still waiting for the day...

    Note: I'm sure the first iteration of such a machine can only do various shades of brown:-)


  24. Re:That's all fine but... on Gaiman v. McFarlane Decision Handed Down · · Score: 1

    Please God tell me it's a file photo...

    ...cause these jokes are cracking me up! :-D

  25. Re:What??? on 3D/2D switchable LCD monitor from Sharp · · Score: 1

    Did you even read the article, it said fold the page until line A meets line B...

    wait....wrong magazine