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  1. Re:There are few things more annoying on Fidel Castro, Internet News Junkie · · Score: 1

    So when you were surfing the 'Net in the United States, you went to "America Is Evil And the American Government Should Be Violently Overthrown" -dot-com, and you got a 404 error? Or are you equivocating here?

    (I guess you *did* get a 404 error, that's a ridiculously long URL.)

  2. India on Dubai's Police Chief Calls BlackBerry a Spy Tool · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it just me, or is it that since RIM's shown that they'd give ground to world governments (even if it's a face-saving maneuver, as some here have said), that everybody and their brother now wants access to their servers?

  3. Re:And when it fails this test too on New Calculations May Lead To a Test For String Theory · · Score: 5, Funny

    God is love. You believe in love, don't you? So there must be God, because there is love.

    Obviously, it follows that love created the world in six days. Then love created a flood that destroyed just about fucking everyone, because you don't fuck with love, love is a sociopath.

  4. Re:Malthus didn't forsee oil on Armed Man Takes Hostages At Discovery Channel HQ · · Score: 1

    We're all going to fucking die. I'm just hoping I die before my car runs out of gas.

  5. Re:Thanks a lot, Jackass on Armed Man Takes Hostages At Discovery Channel HQ · · Score: 1

    Hah! You think those guys are the extremists! Wait until you see a real extremist!

  6. Re:A kernal of sense in an insane mind on Armed Man Takes Hostages At Discovery Channel HQ · · Score: 1

    I think his point is that humans are a problem because they are not extinct. He's anti-war, he says, not because there's anything with people killing each other off, but because it might hurt a gazelle. At this point, you can pretty much conclude that even if you agree with something in his manifesto, he still doesn't have a point. Anything that he says that you might agree with, or makes you think, "Well, that's not completely insane," actually is, and it's only incidental that you have said the same thing.

  7. Geeking Out on Neal Stephenson Unveils His Digital Novel Platform · · Score: 1

    There are two kinds of people in the world: people who have read The Silmarillion, and people who started reading it, got bored, and did something else. Neal Stephenson is firmly in the former camp, he is a self-professed geek who loves to "geek out." I have a friend who does not consider himself to have finished a Final Fantasy game until he has killed every monster, collected everything that can be collected, maxed out every character, and unlocked every achievement. (Or whatever they do in FF, it's been a long time since I played any of them.) Most people prefer to read the The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings and then stop reading Tolkien, and once they've saved the world from Sephiroth/Sin/somebody bad, then they put down their game controller. There is a market for this kind of obscene dedication to supplemental materials, obscure lore, and extras; Trekkies do learn Klingon, after all. But this kind of dedication is unpredictable, and fan communities will grow organically if they grow at all, without shepherding. I do not think that this sort of product has the market that Neal Stephenson thinks it has.

  8. Re:Enough with the "social" sh*t already. on Neal Stephenson Unveils His Digital Novel Platform · · Score: 1

    Galston crept through the dark halls of Heinlich manor, his footsteps whispers against the pine-beam floors. Two guards had almost spotted him within the space of an hour; he was getting old, getting clumsy. Down the corridor, the warm bath of an oil lantern flickered against carved stone walls. He blinked. It was moving toward him. Heavy boots hit the floor, where had they come from? Deftly, he slid across the hallway to the unmarked wooden door and tried lifting the handle. Locked. He tried the next one. All locked. The footsteps were getting heavier. There was nothing---no place to hide, nothing to distance himself from Heinlich's toadies and their steel-tipped boots. The window behind him was still open. He could still make a break for it, now, before it was too late.

    "Galston Tree-Hung, I presume?" said a deep voice from down the hall.

    He froze. The words were knives. How did they know his name?

    ---And now, a Map of Heinlich manor, a user-contributed sketch of the Mysterious Stranger, a short animated video of Galston as a young thief in his hometown of Freeport, and a word from our sponsors---

  9. I'm all for this.... on Senate Trying To Slip Internet Kill Switch Past Us · · Score: 1

    ...provided that the national emergency in question is that the machines have become self-aware and have decided to kill all humans. Under those conditions, a kill switch would be very, very useful.

    On the other hand, if the "national emergency" is defined by the same people who define "breaking news" on 24-hour cable newsertainment networks, then this could be a problem.

  10. Re:Psssst... on Wikipedia Reveals Secret of 'The Mousetrap' · · Score: 1

    Not really.

    It's not any particular story. It typifies the Shaggy God story cliche. Two space travelers are on their way to a mysterious blue planet, after some sort of apocalypse on their homeworld, some stuff happens, and then we discover that they're really Adam and Eve and their space ship is Eden or something. I remember reading a story like that somewhere, at some point, but apparently there are dozens.

    I've never watched the Twilight Zone, but I'm rather surprised that the aliens had such a knack for the subtleties of the English language.

  11. Re:"Could?" on Why Microsoft Is Being Nicer To Open Source · · Score: 1
  12. Re:Psssst... on Wikipedia Reveals Secret of 'The Mousetrap' · · Score: 1

    You forget that the space travelers' names were Adam and Eve, Darth Vader was Luke's father, Sephiroth kills Aries, Soylent Green is people, the guy had already caught the killer and just forgotten about it, and Snape was a good guy the whole time. God, I hope I didn't spoil Memento for anyone.

  13. Re:Why not... on Machining a TI-89 Out of Aluminum · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but you have to wait for bids to close, shipping, etc. I have an even simpler solution that I've used successfully for many household devices. Granted, the TI calculator presents some interesting challenges for engineering this solution, but I think a smart engineering student should be able to figure it out.

  14. Re:The answer? Simple on Just Where Is The Lincoln Memorial, Anyhow? · · Score: 1

    This. I can find my way around the DC mall entirely because of Fallout 3.

  15. Re:Beck's Sheep Can't Find the Lincoln Memorial? on Just Where Is The Lincoln Memorial, Anyhow? · · Score: 1

    You're using the wrong metaphor. The correct one involves a stampede.

  16. Re:How long... on Pentagon Selects Companies To Build Flying Humvees · · Score: 1

    Well, sure, but what if you're an early adopter?

  17. Re:Why should Google keep externalizing? on .Net On Android Is Safe, Says Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Another Java? Don't we have two of them already?

    (Dammit, COBOL! We already have FORTRAN and Lisp!)

  18. Re:You are wrong; It is a legally binding assuranc on .Net On Android Is Safe, Says Microsoft · · Score: 1

    I had to look up estoppel. For a split second while the page was loading, I thought it meant, "a legal formulation by which a corporation can assert that no, really, we're not lying to you this time."

  19. Re:It's just not stable. on .Net On Android Is Safe, Says Microsoft · · Score: 1

    I tried writing an application for my toaster in .NET, and it wouldn't run properly. There are no workarounds. .NET is completely broken for toaster platforms.

  20. Re:Free Software Foundation and patent promises on .Net On Android Is Safe, Says Microsoft · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Look, if Microsoft released its .NET implementation under the Apache license, the FSF would criticize them for not open-sourcing all of their software.

    If Microsoft released all of its software under the Apache license, the FSF would criticize them for not using the GPL.

    If Microsoft released all of its software under the GPL, the FSF would criticize them for not going far enough to ensure that third-party applications on the Windows platform were also released under the GPL, and that it would run drivers with binary blobs.

    If Microsoft demanded that all software for Windows and all compatible drivers also be GPL'ed, the FSF would criticize them for not demanding that the hardware that Windows runs on also be open-source.

    If Microsoft asked hardware manufacturers to also open-source their designs, then, as it faded into irrelevance and Apple/Google/Red Hat took over the PC market, the FSF would criticize them for not understanding how free software works.

  21. Re:Ethical Cannibalism on A Conference For Malware Writers · · Score: 1

    Well, sure, and if SkyNet is destroying all humans and you can stop it by infecting it with a nasty virus, then you're a hero. But that's not really what we're talking about.

  22. Ethical Malcoding on A Conference For Malware Writers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ethical Malcoding: From the people who brought you:

    Ethical Terrorism
    Ethical Oppression
    Ethical Genocide
    Ethical Cannibalism
    Ethical Amorality
    ...and many, many more!

    Maybe they're hoping that by concentrating enough evil in one room, they'll create a black hole of iniquity that will flush these fuckers down a cosmic toilet.

  23. Re:Only if they can do it with out getting shot on GPS Tracking Without a Warrant Declared Legal · · Score: 1

    I think the prosecution is going to go wild with the idea that you're already under police surveillance, for whatever reason, and then you shoot the police officer who is trying to catch you committing a crime. You might as well throw away your own key.

  24. Re:Needs a Supreme Court ruling on GPS Tracking Without a Warrant Declared Legal · · Score: 1

    Not really. Scalia and Thomas's Fourth Amendment jurisprudence falls short of Big Brother-ish, but is hardly bankable. The justice you really want is Ginsburg.

  25. Re:good thing it wasn't a watermelon seed on Man Takes Up Internal Farming · · Score: 1

    But he would have made an excellent food source for these guys.