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Linux Snobs, The Real Barriers to Entry

McSnarf writes "It's not Windows. It's not distro wars. Sometimes it's just the arrogant attitude that keeps people from switching from Windows. 'As I spoke to newbies, one Windows user who wanted to learn about Linux shared the encouraging and constructive note (not) he received from one of the project members. The responding note read: "Hi jackass, RTFM and stop wasting our time trying to help you children learn.""

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  1. Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by dhalgren99 · · Score: 0

    Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.

    WOW! That IS snobbish! Can't even read the freaking article!

  2. Who would'a thought! by phorest · · Score: 1

    Alt title could be When Penguins Attack!

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  3. duh by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well duh! Of course it's the arrogant users that are keeping people from trying Linux. That's precisely the reason why I use a Mac.

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    1. Re:duh by ZiakII · · Score: 1

      Well duh! Of course it's the arrogant users that are keeping people from trying Linux. That's precisely the reason why I use a Mac.

      I'm not sure if that was sarcastic or an honest statement. Can you please include the tag next time?

    2. Re:duh by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny
      That's precisely the reason why I use a Mac.

      I managed to escape from that cult, and you can too brother!

      Meet me by the fence tonight at 1am. I'll have a van waiting. We can take you to a place where Father Steve will never find you. There is another life out there for you, trust me!

      -Eric

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    3. Re:duh by RexRhino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mac users aren't arrogant... they are zealots. There is a big difference.

      An arrogant person won't bother to explain why their OS of choice is superior, because they can't be bothered to deal with "idiots".

      A zealot will talk your ear off telling you exactly (at least how they percieve it), their OS of choice is superior.

    4. Re:duh by johnny+cashed · · Score: 1

      I'm sensing dangerous levels of smug.

    5. Re:duh by jamrock · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hey! I resemble that remark!

      Thanks much, that comment made me laugh out loud. Oddly, while some Mac users can be intolerant fools who sneer at Windows users as "lemmings" and "sheeple" among other much worse things, the Mac community is generally welcoming, civil, and helpful to people who ask questions out of genuine curiosity. And no, we're not some kind of cult who slavishly defend Apple and His Steveness from the Great Ignorant Unwashed. In fact you'll find that Mac users tend to be the most vocal critics of Apple, especially if they do something unpopular; fortunately they've been doing almost everything right in recent years, so there's been an extended honeymoon between Jobs and the faithful. The best description of Mac users' attitude toward Apple is to say that the Macintosh belongs to US, Apple and Steve Jobs are merely its stewards.

      The vast majority of us can't be bothered to get into flame wars and childish shouting matches. Unfortunately, the rabid frothing zealots among us (most of whom are completely clueless about Macs in the first damn place) are the ones who give the entire community a bad name. These are the idiots who send obscenity-laced messages to journalists who make even the slightest derogatory remark about Apple, so it's no surprise that the prevailing view in the mainstream press is that Mac users are all "fanatics"; it's mostly only the fanatics they hear from. The rest of us are too busy doing more important things. Like reading Slashdot.

    6. Re:duh by identity0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are you kidding me? The Mac community is composed of 30% latte-sipping wannabe 'artists', 50% trendsters with too much money, 25% hippies, 4% Hollywood actors, and 1% Steve Jobs. And Steve is the least arrogant one of the bunch.

      That's why I Switched(tm) to OpenBSD, the least arrogant OS community!

      I can go up to the head development guy, Theo, and he answers all my questions!! Usually the answer is how evil George Bush and Richard Stallman are, and how stupid I am for being a stupid American that supports stupid people and asks stupid questions because I am stupid. I don't know how that solves my problems, but at least he answers!!!!

      Stupid Steve Jobs never answered my love letters. Arrogant bastard!!!

    7. Re:duh by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Meet me by the fence tonight at 1am. I'll have a van waiting. We can take you to a place where Father Steve will never find you. There is another life out there for you, trust me!

      Ah my brother, but father Bill and the disciples Linux have already shown me their paths. I decide to follow the cult that works for me :) There will always be sheep, in which ever cult you join.

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    8. Re:duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Mac community is composed of 30% latte-sipping wannabe 'artists', 50% trendsters with too much money, 25% hippies, 4% Hollywood actors, and 1% Steve Jobs.

      That's why I Switched(tm) to OpenBSD, the least arrogant OS community!

      And the OpenBSD OS community appears to be composed of folks with incredibly poor arithmetic skills.

      And, no, don't try to retro-argue that your yanked-out-of-your-butt percentages exceed 100% because "um, um, some of those groups overlap."

      Feh. You seem to have inherited Theo's defective personality.

    9. Re:duh by NMerriam · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Although one critical difference between a smug bastard and a zealot is that the zealot, in the course of displaying WHY his system is The Best (tm), will actually show you 100 cool features you might not have discovered on your own for some time. So while they might both be equally annoying, the zealot has imparted useful information and not JUST attitude.

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    10. Re:duh by sharkey · · Score: 1
      I managed to escape from that cult, and you can too brother!

      That's right! The MacBook Pro is was the first step, Boot Camp will help you along. Soon you will revel in the open, free and intuitive environment that is Wintel!

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    11. Re:duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And no, we're not some kind of cult who slavishly defend Apple and His Steveness from the Great Ignorant Unwashed. In fact you'll find that Mac users tend to be the most vocal critics of Apple
      Criticism from the Great Ignorant Unwashed is treated much differently than criticism from Mac users. Watch how Mac users slavishly defend Apple when someone suggests Windows does something (just one thing) better than Mac OS.
    12. Re:duh by linguizic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Does it seem odd to anyone else how our identities are wrapped up in which OS we use?

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    13. Re:duh by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the old Churchill quote: A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

      -Grey

    14. Re:duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason I think is because Mac users are generally older (they can afford Macs) where linux users are by in large young. Taming linux is probably the first thing they have accomplished in life and they want you to worship them for it.

        Not many 40 year olds are going to give the ignorant responses to questions like you see so often in the linux "help" community. We are there to help, not to try and impress.

    15. Re:duh by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      Hahha - dude - thanks for making my afternoon.

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    16. Re:duh by eris23007 · · Score: 1

      Also, recent reports indicate that the Smug Bastard (tm) will enjoy the smell of his own farts.

      *PTHHTHTPPBTHTHP* ... *sniff*... "AHHhhhhh...."

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    17. Re:duh by jcr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The Mac community is composed of 30% latte-sipping wannabe 'artists', 50% trendsters with too much money, 25% hippies, 4% Hollywood actors, and 1% Steve Jobs.

      Check your math. There are more than 100 Macintosh users.

      -jcr

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    18. Re:duh by tsm_sf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No odder than tying your choice in clothing to your identity. We're pretty strange.

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    19. Re:duh by just_another_sean · · Score: 1

      But you just described the Linux and the WIndows communities too!

      In general your statement could apply to any institution, group or loosley knit community. There are snobbish assholes among them that think they found the one true way and the only reason people don't see it their way is becasue they are stupid.

      *ducks...
      The only difference here is that us Linux folk are actually right. :-)

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    20. Re:duh by jamrock · · Score: 1

      "But you just described the Linux and the WIndows communities too!"

      Good point, and you're absolutely right, but as a Mac user solely, I can't speak for these communities. Suffice to say that I've had many cordial discussions with members of both communities on what we like and don't like about our respective platforms of choice. One of the points on which we all agree is that we loathe the loud-mouths and morons who infest all three communities. I've had very enjoyable interactions with many, many pleasant folks who were helpful and cordial to a Mac user interested in finding out what I could about both platforms, and I felt that I had a duty to be just as civil and welcoming to them in answering questions about Macs as they were to me.

    21. Re:duh by john_uy · · Score: 1
      The rest of us are too busy doing more important things. Like reading Slashdot.

      wow, i didn't know reading slashdot was that important. :P

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    22. Re:duh by jamrock · · Score: 1

      "wow, i didn't know reading slashdot was that important. :P"

      Really? Dude, you gotta be kidding! It ranks right up there with oxygen, food and sex! :-)"

    23. Re:duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In fact you'll find that Mac users tend to be the most vocal critics of Apple, especially if they do something unpopular; fortunately they've been doing almost everything right in recent years, so there's been an extended honeymoon between Jobs and the faithful. The best description of Mac users' attitude toward Apple is to say that the Macintosh belongs to US, Apple and Steve Jobs are merely its stewards."

      You have got to be fucking kidding. That is the biggest load of horseshit I have read in a long time. LOL. You prove exactly what you are trying to refute! :) bwahahahahahaha. Talk about circular reasoning.

      Well done. That paragraph just kills me. LOFL.

    24. Re:duh by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      When I was in high school, your identity was wrapped up in your choice of music.

      geez.... that makes me sound like a geezer.

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    25. Re:duh by blippy · · Score: 1
      don't try to retro-argue that your yanked-out-of-your-butt percentages exceed 100%

      A mathematician sees two people enter a building, and three people leave. He turns to his friend and says: "if another person enters the building, it would then be empty".

    26. Re:duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true. I also have a Mac, so that makes 101.

    27. Re:duh by just_another_sean · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah well said. In addition to the importance of being polite it is equally important to not say much if you really don't know about a topic.

      That said, I am a Linux user and, my tongue in cheek statement about us being right aside, I would say the majority of us behave in a similar manner. My first working experience with Linux came after I spent a lot of time messing with it at home and I thought I was pretty good. The guy who ended up being my boss was a Unix guy from way back and wrote drivers for the telecomm solutions we were creating at the time. He was, in every sense of the word, a guru. But he was a nice, well mannered guy and he had a lot of patience and respect for my willingness to learn. He tought me so much about Linux and Unix in general, more in a few months then I had learned spending over a year on my own.

      The best way I can repay him is to extend that same courtesy to others...

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    28. Re:duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And here I thought Slashdot reading happened instead of sex. :P

    29. Re:duh by milius.net · · Score: 1

      yeah, I had the same thought :-)

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    30. Re:duh by jtshaw · · Score: 1

      Oh shit, I've got two Macs, and few Linux boxes, and *gasp* I even run Windows on one of my PCs.

      I think I should make an appointment with a shrink, I obviously have multiple personality disorder. Perhaps I should even be committed, I might be a danger to others.

    31. Re:duh by bbtom · · Score: 1

      What about the people who need to use software that is only available for Windows and Mac, and have made the decision against Windows on the basis of bad previous experience... I bet we're in there somewhere, even though we don't step foot in to Starbucks or drink lattes or buy Steve Jobs' faeces on eBay, and have never set foot in Hollywood (and, in some cases, not even the USA*)?

      * Subject to change next month due to technical conference or W. invading Europe in a fit of imperialist silliness.

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  4. Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny
    HomezoneI'm tired of all these Linux and Mac snobs getting all the damn attention!

    All the best snob applications are on Windows, anyway.

    -Eric

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    1. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by solafide · · Score: 1

      Like Topstyle, Studio MX, and QuickBooks? Oh, but you have to put up with Internet Exploiter, Notapad, and BSoD to get them. So I'd say the average snob appeal of Windoze apps is less than Macapps.

    2. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by BluenoseJake · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The other day I had to replace my MB, my system boots XP, W2K and Ubuntu 5.10. When I replaced the system, XP, and then W2K updated all the drivers and then went on like nothing happened. Ubuntu seemed to take the change, but both Gnome and KDE crash violently every hour or so, 5 or 6 segfaults and then it kicks me back to GDM. After seeing the vaunted linux stability in action, I find your elitist attitude a bit undeserved, which I may add, is exactly what this article is discussing. Thanks for making it's point

    3. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by popeguilty · · Score: 2, Funny

      So you swapped out the motherboard and you're surprised that previously installed software no longer works properly?

      No, seriously, why is this a shock?

    4. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by hubie · · Score: 2, Insightful
      As usual, your mileage may vary. I've upgraded windows machines (from NT to 2k, and others up to XP) and I have had my share of headaches: drivers that don't work, so I have to hunt them down and install them; the system losing one of the two CD/DVD drives; things like that. So my "out of the box" experience is different than yours.

      What appears to have happened to you doesn't surprise me at all. If you put in a new motherboard (that isn't the same make, model, version as the old one), it should be no surprise you need different drivers to operate it. Microsoft either has all the drivers you need pre-installed (which is why the OS footprint can be huge), or they've worked it out with the major hardware makers to know where to go to get updated drivers (the whole Microsoft Certified driver thing). Ubuntu isn't necessarily going to know you now have a completely different graphics hardware setup unless you tell it so, which means telling it to use different drivers.

      That Microsoft will detect and attempt to take care of an issue like this automatically for you seems to be your yardstick for quality (as I mentioned, my experience is that I have had to do a lot of that leg work manually, just like I would if I was running Ubuntu); to write it off with a pithy comment about "the vaunted linux stability" is, I think, being very disingenuous of you.

    5. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by wild_berry · · Score: 1

      I think that Debian/Ubuntu doesn't scan its hardware at each boot to se if anything's changed, and doing that will enable it to not run drivers incompatible with your new MB. Win2K and WinXP updated their HAL (as you noticed) but Ubuntu is assuming it's working on the same hardware as before your upgrade.

      I've looked, because I'd like to be able to say "run discover and it'll recognise your new setup", but there's little that helps. I believe Debian and Ubuntu use a program called Discover to detect hardware. The few links there are out there indicate that people seem to think that the software will work regardless after moving hardware. However, it may be that you're using software built for an architecture which isn't supported after your motherboard move, and I would advise either a reinstall of Ubuntu or soft reinstall of the packages you have on your system via dpkg --configure -a.

    6. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by Slithe · · Score: 1

      > Ubuntu isn't necessarily going to know you now have a completely different graphics hardware setup unless you tell it so, which means telling it to use different drivers.

      If they replace an older graphics card made by Nvidia or ATI with a newer model made by the same company, they graphics should work without any new driver installation, as long as the drivers are relatively recent. Two-and-a-half years ago, I did not have to install anything new drivers in Mandrake Linux 9.1 when I went upgraded my graphics card from an Nvidia Riva TNT2 to a GeForce FX 5200.

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    7. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      I've never seen a machine even boot Windows on a new motherboard, let alone properly install drivers. Since when did that start working?

      Linux, on the other hand, may need some help with sound, video, network drivers, but at least it usually boots to a point where you can start making it work.

    8. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      So you swapped out the motherboard and you're surprised that previously installed software no longer works properly?

      No, he's surprised that XP and W2K don't work just fine, but the much-touted Linux chokes like an athlete without his steroids. So much for the great Linux and it's super-stability, I guess.

      -Eric

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    9. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by BluenoseJake · · Score: 1

      Considering that windows didn't have any problems, I expected Linux to work at least as well as windows, which it didn't, and considering I went from a kt600 to a kt400, which uses the same drivers, I didn't expect any problems there either, but when Windows kept running, and Linux didn't. So yes, I was surprised, I expected Linux to perform better than Windows

    10. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by popeguilty · · Score: 1

      So the operating systems for which hardware manufacturers write drivers, and which drivers come with the damn OS in case someone needs them, are held to a higher standard than the one most manufacturers don't give a fuck about?

      Such impressive logic.

    11. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by popeguilty · · Score: 1

      The difference is that the mobo drivers came with windows. It's a big part of why XP works so well with hardware- because the hardware manufacturers, desparate to have their hardware work happily with the most popular OS on earth, write drivers for XP and send them to MSFT, who packages them with XP (a large part of why XP is so bloated). The same thing doesn't happen with Linux- you need to upgrade your Linux drivers manually. It's not a failing of Linux, it's just an effect of MSFT's near-monopolistic market share.

    12. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by roster238 · · Score: 1

      Nice spin...it's almost as if you don't know your a tool.

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    13. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That started working around 1998. What year is it in your world?

    14. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by BluenoseJake · · Score: 1

      The motherboard drivers did not come with Windows, they came on a CD that was installed after the initial install of windows. That enabled the USB ports, the SATA connections, the NIC and the sound card. Ubuntu didn't need any drivers installed to work, the drivers for the chipset and devices came with the distro. But thanks for playing

    15. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Year of the troll.

    16. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Apparently you weren't paying attention to the original article. "RTFM, jackass!" is not a good response to people having problems if you're looking for massive adoption of your product.

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    17. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by popeguilty · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm a tool for knowing that Windows ships with third-party drivers and Linux doesn't. How very insightful.

    18. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by popeguilty · · Score: 1

      I didn't say RTFM. I at no point implied that s/he should refer to external documentation. I explained why the situation arose as it did and expressed surprise that someone capable of setting up a machine capable of dualbooting would have problems with the idea that new hardware necessitates new drivers.

      I'd add that I don't think mass adoption of Linux is a good idea, nor do I regard it as "my product", but I suspect that doing so would simply encourage you to further attribute ideas and statements to me erroneously.

    19. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's really a different discussion, but the religious fervor around Linux that prevents (or at least strongly discourages) shipping of non-OSS drivers with Linux feeds into this problem. To at least some extent the Linux community is part of the reason why MORE 3rd-party drivers aren't shipped with distributions (even if it's a for a *good* reason, which IMHO it isn't)

    20. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by popeguilty · · Score: 1

      I don't really see it as an issue. Either manufacturers are willing to release Free drivers or they aren't. I understand they'd rather keep everything proprietary, but they need to understand that the cost of that is losing the business of Linux users. It's a choice they have to make, and (though as a socialist it kills me to say it) the market will determine who survives.

    21. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      I thought it _stopped_ in 1998.

      Windows 95 or 98 were pretty good for major hardware swaps, just boot safemode, remove all the drivers and it'll probe new hardware on the next reboot.

      My experience shifting a windows XP or 2000 drive from one machine to another results in a 'stop screen' perhaps 1/3 of the time (and for XP, loss of product activation at least 100% of the time).. if you can boot safemode it might be fixable but most of the time a reinstall is easier.

      Shifting ubuntu to new hardware has always been painless, worst case I have to change a few packages around and reconfigure X.

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    22. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by roster238 · · Score: 1

      You do not appear to be looking for insight. You seem to want to make excuses for why Linux didn't boot on a new motherboard. If you want Linux to succeed you have to stop making excuses for why it fails and ensure it does not fail. When MS began years ago they were given no chance to beat IBM. I spoke with IBM reps who laughed out loud about this upstart company and their little OS. They have succeeded so it's time to stop mocking them and beat them at what they do best. As a person who runs an IT department with over 100 servers and 60 of them running Red Hat I could care less for why it failed. My boss doesn't even know what Linux is...He only cares when it doesn't run. Your first statement was true "The difference is that the mobo drivers came with windows. It's a big part of why XP works so well with hardware". You should have stopped there and looked to what needs to be done to make sure Linux works with as little effort.

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    23. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by popeguilty · · Score: 1

      I'm not a programmer, and I'm not involved with any efforts to "make Linux succeed". The mobo works perfectly with Windows because the mobo's manufacturer wrote drivers specifically to work with Windows. The only way for Linux to match that is for manufacturers to write and test drivers for each of their products for each distribution of Linux. This is not a failing of Linux. This is a function of the market- specifically, this is what happens to products with very little marketshare competing with products with near-monopolistic marketshare.

    24. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by roster238 · · Score: 1

      When NT 3.1-3.51 was released MS wrote their own drivers for 90% of the hardware. 100% of the printer drivers were written by MS because they had no support. They had to deal with the "monpolistic' behavior exhibited by IBM (look it up, it actually happened). The US government tried to step in several times but IBM was all powerful. Monopolys don't last when there are better options. The issue we are writing about is an example of a need for a better options. In closing the point of the article is illustrated perfectly by our thread. You simply refuse to believe that Linux needs to be improved to succeed but would rather blame MS (or a capitolist market) for it's lack of acceptance. This is what is meant by the "Linux Snob" term.

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    25. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by popeguilty · · Score: 1

      I do, in fact, believe that Linux needs to be improved to succeed. I simply don't believe that this particular incident is the fault of Linux, nor am I blaming MSFT nor the free market. You are continuing to falsely attribute ideas and beliefs and motivations to me. Please stop.

      Also, have you ever actually used Windows NT? That thing was a piece of shit and a perfect example of what happens when manufacturers depend on other parties to write their drivers. The idea that NT's survival and evolution to XP is due solely to NT being a superior product is laughable.

    26. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by roster238 · · Score: 1

      So MS forced everyone to by NT at gun point? Talk about laughable. NT was purchased because it was cheaper and easier to use than the available alternatives. It now thrives because it is a superior product. BTW, I am the worlds oldest living MCSE.

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    27. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by popeguilty · · Score: 1

      BTW, I am the worlds oldest living MCSE.

      See, here I am having a polite conversation, thinking you're a troll, and now I realise you're not a troll- you're just an idiot. It's been fun, sunshine.

    28. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 1

      You could care less? So you DO care then?

    29. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      It is worth pointing out that when things crashed, it spit you back out at the gdm. That is to say, after the crash, the computer was immediately in a useable state. Not the desired useable state, but a useable state nonetheless. Most crashes with win* lead to some form of an unuseable state. For example, the infamous bsod. Or, perhaps more commonly, the system simply hangs. The only recourse is to reboot.

      That is what is typically meant by linux stability. The linux kernel is unaffected. Even if something freezes X so it won't accept any input, the kernel is still chugging away, and, assuming you have sshd or telnetd (hopefully not this one) or something similar running, you can remotely log in, kill the offending process (sometimes X itself), and carry on your merry way. Also, if one process crashes or hangs, it usually doesn't affect the rest of the system, and you can kill the offender and go on again.

      Windows kernel is nothing like as stable. One process dying messily can screw up any number of other processes, or even the kernel itself.

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    30. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by Decker-Mage · · Score: 1
      Actually I've been doing it for years since the middle betas of Windows 2000. The worst thing that has ever happened is that I have to do either a Windows Update or go to a manufacturer's site for drivers that I don't have here on CD, DVD or one of my storage hard drives.

      Given how often I reconfigure systems for beta work, that's a plus here and one of the few things that earn MS a gold star. Not as nice as AutoConfig for the Amiga, but close enough.

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    31. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by roster238 · · Score: 1

      The first thing the uneducated do when they cannot defend their arguments is get personal. I expected better.

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    32. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by roster238 · · Score: 1

      I actually DO care. I do agree with the article and the thread with "popeguilty" proves the point the author was trying to make. At the end of the thread he labeled me an "idiot" for not falling to my knees to worship Linus Torvalds in the temple of his favorite distro.

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      I swear I didn't know it was loaded...
    33. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by popeguilty · · Score: 1

      You've been personal and insulting from the start, incoherently accusing me of not wanting to fix Linux , of "blaming" MSFT for some poorly-defined ill, or simply going off on irrelevancies. Looking back over our conversation, it's me being nigh-infinitely patient with your blathering on about what Linux needs to do, which you have, for no reason that I can discern, decided to aim at me. Along the way, you've constantly made insulting assumptions and implications about me, and I'm really tired of it.

      Piss off.

    34. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by popeguilty · · Score: 1

      No, I labelled you an idiot for a) ignoring everything I say unless acknowledging I said it allows you to make some further half-baked insult at me and b) wanting people to be impressed that you're an MCSE. I don't particularly have any feelings one way or the other about Linux's capability for long-term market dominance, nor would I recognise Torvalds if I saw him in the street. You have in your mind assigned me a set of attributes that define the stereotypical "Linux Snob", and despite the fact that that's not me, you continually insult me and assert that I hold these ideas. That is why I call you an idiot- your connection to reality appears to dependant wholly on whether or not reality is conducive to making yourself feel better by taking a swing at some Linux snob, regardless of the fact that there is no Linux snob here to swing at. Grow up.

    35. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "I do, in fact, believe that Linux needs to be improved to succeed. I simply don't believe that this particular incident is the fault of Linux, nor am I blaming MSFT nor the free market. You are continuing to falsely attribute ideas and beliefs and motivations to me. Please stop."

      Okay, I'll bite. So please explain whose fault it is - not Linux, not MS, not the market - maybe the motherboard manufacturer??? The French?? The Dell Dude??

      "Also, have you ever actually used Windows NT? That thing was a piece of shit and a perfect example of what happens when manufacturers depend on other parties to write their drivers. The idea that NT's survival and evolution to XP is due solely to NT being a superior product is laughable."

      Obviously you have not ever used NT much. At the time, it was the best OS for business use that didn't require you to be a hardcore *nix geek or a programmer. The millions of copies used in the business world was not just a happy coincidence for MS - I mean christ look at Windows ME, nobody used that because it was a piece of crap. I still have a few areas where I work then run NT boxes.

      And colud you explain what it is that made NT's "survival and evolution" in XP if it isn't because it works well???

      --
      "But this one goes to 11!"
    36. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Shifting a drive to an entirely new system with multiple new hardware devices will almost certainly never work in Windows. But the parent was talking about switching the motherboard only - and a motherboard using more or less the same chipset/drivers. World of difference.

      --
      "But this one goes to 11!"
    37. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by popeguilty · · Score: 1

      The idea of fault implies blame, and blame really isn't an issue. It's a feature of XP that it comes with all manner of drivers for third-party applications- it's not a failing of Linux that it doesn't. The OP should be ecstatic that the MSFT stuff worked off the bat, rather than bitching about how Linux didn't magically update itself.

      As to NT->2000->XP, do you honestly believe anyone stood a chance against MSFT at any point post-DOS? People bought Microsoft because Microsoft is what you buy. Vista could be the biggest piece of shit since Windows ME (which would be quite an accomplishment), and it'd still outsell OSX and Linux by several orders of magnitude.

    38. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "As to NT->2000->XP, do you honestly believe anyone stood a chance against MSFT at any point post-DOS? People bought Microsoft because Microsoft is what you buy. Vista could be the biggest piece of shit since Windows ME (which would be quite an accomplishment), and it'd still outsell OSX and Linux by several orders of magnitude."

      Just because Microsoft is what everybody uses doesn't automatically make their products crap, just as it doesn't automatically make them good. NT was about as stable and easy to use as any OS at the time, it was only natural to go forward with that base for further OS. XP to me, when configurated correctly and patched frequently, is one of the most stable OS that MS has produced. I maintain about 60 XP boxes at my job and they used to be a mix of 95, 98, NT etc. before 2000 and XP came out. Believe it or not, the maintenance has gotten much easier with XP. People that claim 2000 or 98 is a more stable OS are talking out of their asses, or running the minumum requirements for hardware.(Not recommended for any OS)

      --
      "But this one goes to 11!"
    39. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by popeguilty · · Score: 1

      Heck, I'm hardly one to suggest that mass adoption is a mark of crapitude. I much prefer XP to 98 (having spent five years on a 98 box), and would rather use OS9 than go back to 98.

    40. Re:Well, speaking as a Windows snob... by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      That's my point.

      Switching a drive into an entirely new system with new chipset, different CPU, and completely different peripherals always worked relatively well for Windows 98 (I've done it many times) and for ubuntu (I did this to this, my main machine, just after christmas with no hesitation. It worked as expected.)

      It frequently does not work for Windows2000 or WindowsXP although you might be surprised how often it still does work.

      Swapping a nearly-identical mobo shouldn't break any operating system, but of course it always breaks Windows Product Activation.

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  5. An Unfortunate Reality by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Insightful


    In my experience, I'd have to say this article is right on the money. While snobs can be encountered for just about any OS you care to name, the Linux snobs are particularly shrill. This shrillness may be attributed to a variety of causes, including social ineptitude, feelings of intellectual/moral/fiscal superority, attempted concealment of their own limited knowledge, etc., but there is just no excuse for this sort of behavior. Linux is first and foremost a collaborative effort, and by failing to live up to that ideal, Linux snobs subvert the very point of Linux itself.

    Yes, it is true that the answers to your questions are out there...Linux does have copious documentation. But the fact of the matter is that a simple answer to a simple question can do much more than save the newbie hours of combing through MAN pages...it can also foster the sense of community that is the very lifeblood of Linux.

    Linux users need to understand that when disillusioned Windows users come to them asking for help with Linux, they effectively become representatives of Linux...ambassadors, if you will...and they need to behave accordingly. Abusing new Linux users for their lack of knowledge, rather than helping them to learn more, only harms the cause.

    Just remember....you were a n00b yourself once...

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    1. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Tim_F · · Score: 1, Informative

      This is an interesting comment. It speaks a little bit of truth, but does more harm than good. It is important for people to learn how to figure things out for themselves. What TMM suggests here will lead to people that are unable and unwilling to experiment with software. Half of what I have learned regarding software has been trial and error.

      In the Linux world the software UI can be vastly different across all applications. There is no standard interface, and so the user gains much by experimenting with all portions of the software. Even then there are some similarities, such as command line switches. Teaching a user to read the documentation (hopefully it has been well written) will do them a better service then giving them the answer. If the documentation is poorly written (I have seen poorly written documentation in both Windows and Linux) it may be necessary for the user to ask for assistance. In that case (and only in that case) please try to be hospitable.

    2. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by schabot · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just remember....you were a n00b yourself once...

      Speak for yourself. After my mother re-partitioned her drive and mounted the smaller one at "/womb" I was compiled from source.

    3. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Moby+Cock · · Score: 5, Insightful

      [This] will lead to people that are unable and unwilling to experiment with software. Half of what I have learned regarding software has been trial and error.

      That may suit you learning style, but for others it is extraordinarily frustrating. We need to be able to include everyone in this community. Users who do not have the inclination, or time, to use trial and error should be able to post on help message boards without getting flamed. Sadly, in the Linux community, noob has become an mark of shame. Its absurd and counter-productive. We do not entice new users very well at all, and it is to our detriment.

    4. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
      [...] The important concept to bear in mind when discussing software issues with Linux apologists is the "Linux Fault Threshold". Clever use of this concept helps you to avoid losing your temper with someone who might actually be able to render practical help, while ensuring that you give the correct dose of venom (60cc of scorpion juice, administered per anem with a rusty syringe) to the vast crowd of mindless apologists who just want you to use their pet operating system because it makes them feel good and gives them something to boast about on Slashdot. I provide this as a service to all the blind, alcoholic, incontinent grandmothers out there who appear to be installing Linux without any trouble if the Slashdot comments on any article remotely related to user interface design are to be believed.

      The Linux Fault Threshold is the point in any conversation about Linux at which your interlocutor stops talking about how your problem might be solved under Linux and starts talking about how it isn't Linux's fault that your problem cannot be solved under Linux. Half the time, the LFT is reached because there is genuinely no solution (or no solution has been developed yet), while half the time, the LFT is reached because your apologist has floundered way out of his depth in offering to help you and is bullshitting far beyond his actual knowledge base. In either case, a conversation which has reached the LFT has precisely zero chance of ever generating useful advice for you; it is safe at this point to start calling the person offering the advice a fucking moron, and basically take it from there. Here's an example taken from IRC logs to help you understand the concept.

      <jsm> Why won't my fucking Linux computer print?
      <linuxbabe> what printer r u using?
      <jsm> I don't know. It's a Hewlett Packard desktop inkjet number
      <linuxbabe> hewlett r lamers. they dont open source drivers [LFT closely approached!]
      <linuxbabe> but we reverse engineered them lol. check the web. or ask hewlett for linux suuport??[but avoided, he's still talking about the problem]
      <jsm> Thanks. I already did that. But I can't install the drivers on my fucking computer. I've got a floppy disk from HP, but my floppy drive is a USB drive and Linux doesn't have fucking USB support.
      <linuxbabe> linux DOES have USB support!!!!!!
      <jsm> yeh for fucking infrared mice, and for about a thousand makes of webcam it does. Get real here. For my fucking floppy disk drive, I am telling you through bitter experience it does not. Even if someone has written the drivers in the last week
      <jsm> which I sincerely doubt, how the hell am I going to install them given that my floppy drive doesnt work?????
      <jsm> this ought to be in the kernel. what good is a fucking operating system that doesnt operate?
      <linuxbabe> Imacs dont have floppy drives at all [useless point, but not LFT. All apologists make pointless jabs at other OSs]
      <linuxbabe> so you ought to be greateful that Linux does. drivers like that shouldn't be bundled in the kernel
      <linuxbabe> makes it into fucking M$ bloatware. bleh
      <linuxbabe> download drivers from the web!!!! apt-get is your friend
      <jsm> So everyone keeps telling me. Unfortunately the fucking modem doesn't work under Linux either, and since the Linux installation destroyed Windows, that leaves me kind of fucked.
      <linuxbabe> Linux doesnt destroy windows
      <jsm>mandrake installer does. It "resized" my Windows partition and now the fucker won't work
      <linuxbabe> you shuold have defragmented. windows scatters data all over your hard drive so the installer cant just find a clean chunk to install into. it isn't linux fault [distinct signs of LFT being approached]
      <linuxbabe> that windoze disk management blows
      <jsm> so why doesn't my fucking modem work?
      <linuxbabe> what computer ha

    5. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Half the stuff mounted there was foreign binaries that she could have got from anywhere.

    6. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by JollyFinn · · Score: 1

      Here's a good one.
      Man pages are about worst thing about usability.
      First you need to know NAME of utility you want to use for given task and 2ndly you need to know that there is such utility called man and you can use that to get information of things.

      To be fair, I would of switched back to Windows if I wouldn't of gotten help from a friend that installed it for me. It takes weeks or months before newbie could handle lots of issues related to linux so that they could understand what the TFM says.
      Learn lots of small things. There is just too much to learn in first few weeks so that it takes time to absorb.After few months there where things I could tinker my self and things that I couldn't do. After I learned lots of small things, and got answers to my questions. I begun finding the answers my self, and understanding what the answers said. But most importantly I was Linux user and got my time to learn how things work.

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      Emacs is good operating system, but it has one flaw: Its text editor could be better.
    7. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There is no standard interface, and so the user gains much by experimenting with all portions of the software.

      You just don't get it, the "average" user gains the most by using the computer to do whatever it is they want to use the computer for, not "experimenting". While there certainly is a class of individuals that fit what you said (and I'm actually amongst those), there are definitely times when I need to get something done, and I don't have the time nor the desire to "tinker". I'd much have an OS that does what I want 99% of the time, but is flexible enough for me to tinker with, WHEN I WANT, not as a general course of operation.

    8. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just remember....you were a n00b yourself once...

      I remember that, that was back when I read the entire slackware instructions twice to be sure I only downloaded the floppy sets that I'd need to do what I want. And then once I installed it, I read the howto archive on the subjects I wanted to do, and learned how to do them. I remember writing my own chatscripts so that pppd could call my isp and get online. And I did all of this before I was able to get on irc and start asking questions of the other people who came before me.

      The problem with most "n00b"s today is that they don't know what they want to do. The only reason they're trying to install linux is because it's the latest buzzword. Half the time they get something like slackware and end up going "omfgwtfbbq where are my iconnzzzzz?!?!?!1". Seeing that root@localhost# prompt just blows their mind.

      Of course, this icon-oriented mentality is just one of the symptoms of someone who really should be using windows (or if they want to stick it to "the man", a Mac). Fear of text leads to fear of reading directions. For instance, Apache is preferred over IIS for a reason, and that's not because it comes in a one-size-fits-all configuration. Asking me how to configure it for your specific situation isn't productive because I have no clue what your situation is and no desire to consult for you for free to figure it out when it turns out you don't know either. And whining about not having a pretty GUI with a checkbox for "n00b1241512's optimum configuration" out of the box is just the straw that breaks the camel's back.

      Who knows? Maybe I was an atypical n00b back in the 90's. Maybe everyone back then was installing random crap just to say they could, and pestering people about how to get on "mirc" in linux or asking why they can't just doubleclick on the counterstrike cd to install it and play it, and I just didn't get in on that action for some reason.

      Personally, I no longer berate people for their stupid questions. I simply point them to google and to http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html and if they take that as an affront to their intelligence, then that's their own self-esteem problem.

    9. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While snobs can be encountered for just about any OS you care to name, the Linux snobs are particularly shrill. This shrillness may be attributed to a variety of causes, including social ineptitude, feelings of intellectual/moral/fiscal superority, attempted concealment of their own limited knowledge, etc.,

      I think the qualities that you're attributing to Linux snobs can be attributed to $OS snobs.

      The real reason linux n00bs run into trouble with the shriller elements of the community is simply because they're exposed to them.

      You see, if you have a problem with a Microsoft OS, you go to the MS website, where people paid not insult you answer your questions. Same goes for Apple, Sun, etc.

      With linux, if you have trouble, its just $random_hacker (or $random_slightly_less_n00by_then_you) who's going to help you - this can be both good (you find people are more willing to disclose software bugs, actually know how to support you, etc) & bad (the problems mentioned in the article).

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      There are shills on slashdot. Apparently, I'm one of them.
    10. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That pretty much sums up about every conversation I've ever had with a Linux fanatic.

      The phrase "Sorry, Linux can't do that" has never crossed a Linux fanatic's lips. However, they defintely don't have any problem with the phrase "It's not Linux's fault! It's the fault of whoever made that device NOT run with Linux!"

      -Eric

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    11. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by gnud · · Score: 1

      Well, this is true, if a little whiny, no?

    12. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Theatetus · · Score: 1, Informative
      First you need to know NAME of utility you want to use for given task and 2ndly you need to know that there is such utility called man and you can use that to get information of things.

      And ironically, if you know even more about the man utility, like the -k and -K switches, as well as the apropos utility, you no longer need to know the name of the utility you want to use, just some keywords to search for.

      Incidentally, since we can assume most n00bs will have a "friendly" desktop environment like Gnome or KDE, the system manual is just as intuitive to find as it is on Windows: Start -> Help, and it's much better (have you *used* Windows' "help" feature? If you think man pages are bad...)

      *shrug*... poor OS documentation was one of the three things that drove me off windows 7 years ago (the others were bad hardware support and lack of good programming tools). So, it always surprises me a little to hear people talk about man, info, apropos, whatis, etc. being bad. But I maybe Joel on Software was right that people are incapable of reading when they sit at a computer.

      --
      All's true that is mistrusted
    13. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by sbrown123 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is important for people to learn how to figure things out for themselves. What TMM suggests here will lead to people that are unable and unwilling to experiment with software. Half of what I have learned regarding software has been trial and error.

      Why? Why should users spend hours researching something JUST because you did? Sure, they will learn much more about what they are doing in the process but this, to most users, is unacceptable. Here's a silly real world example: say I wanted to send a letter to a friend in another city. Why should I learn how the post office operates in order to send the letter?

      People who use Windows and Mac computers have other things to do with their lifes than tinker with getting something to work on the computer. Computers, to the vast majority of computer users, is a tool to fit an end and not a hobby or occupation.

    14. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by TrekCycling · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid this isn't just a Linux phenomena. I've seen this elsewhere. Java developers bashing C# developers. Ruby on Rails developers bashing Java developers. There's (unfortunately) a shlong-measuring contest in the technical community to prove how l33t you are based on what technology you use and it can indeed be frustrating and counter-productive. Example: I'm a J2EE developer who has noticed the market for Java developers isn't what it once was. My choice (assuming I want to stay in software) is pretty clear. Broaden my technical base and learn .Net and other technologies and be willing to do jobs in that area or stick to Java or Ruby or PHP (all more socially acceptable). Funny thing is when I ask my friends who work in the industry, many of them stuck at pretty miserable jobs they often say they'd rather do Java at a miserable job than have a job they enjoy and be forced to use Windows and .Net.

      Maybe that makes me a sell-out if I took a job someday like the above, but I'd rather keep working, enjoying my career, etc. than to box myself into a corner because of idealogy.

    15. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      You see, if you have a problem with a Microsoft OS, you go to the MS website, where people paid not insult you answer your questions. Same goes for Apple, Sun, etc.

      You do? Regardless of the OS, I usually turn first to Google, not the vendor docs. Sometimes that directs me to MS or Apple, but not more than half the time.

      I've had issues with Linux support, but I think most of the frustration can be attributed to one cause: disorganization. When a user can't do something in OS X they might do a Web search and they might consult the vendor provided support. When that fails they know they are stuck. They can hire someone or give up. With Linux, the issue is much more nebulous. You don't go to Linux.org for all your support issues. Maybe the guy who can help you is on a particular IRC chat, or maybe on one of many mailing lists, or maybe there is an explanation on some Web site. The thing is, user's don't have any idea where or when would be a good idea to give up and consider hiring someone. It is that nebulous hope that leads to frustration more than anything else.

      I've evaluated alot of software for different purposes; both open and closed source. I was contacted by one vendor after rejecting their offering and asked why. The reason, I explained, was that their product had failed to install and when I looked online for help resources, I found none. Another piece of software I was evaluating was an open source project that did much the same thing. It installed, but completely puked on my input data. When I looked in Google I found no mention of the problem, but I did find a bug reporting site. I submitted the bug and was replied to in a reasonable time frame. The problem was fixed in about three weeks. In both of these cases, I knew the score and was not really frustrated. On a third project (another open source one) the product worked quite well out of the box, but had a few missing features I needed. I asked in mailing lists, wikis, and IRC chat room, etc, but their were so many disparate resources with no "official channel" it was almost three days of screwing around before I gave up on getting a real reply from anyone. Now this last product (aside fom the pseudo-support) was probably the best choice, technically. It almost certainly could do what I wanted, or I could have someone modify it to do so. But because there was not one, unified channel for support, I passed on it.

      That exactly, is what I feel is the problem with support for Linux. Because of the distributed nature of the development and de-emphasis on organization it is often very difficult to find knowledge and easy to connect with what seem like promising sources but are, in actuality, angst ridden teenagers trying really hard not to let anyone know they are not omniscient hackers.

    16. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Carik · · Score: 1

      Learning by experimentation is good, and the lessons you learn will stick longer. You probably see a "but..." coming here, and you're right.

      Ever taken a college level physics or chemistry class? You learn by doing experiments, but the experiments are directed. They say "OK, you're going to figure out how to (whatever). Here's how you start." It's the same in computing. The first time I used linux, I gave up because the community was terrible, and I just needed a machine that did what I wanted, without having to learn to program. Later, I found SuSE, and used that until I was comfortable doing things manually, at which point I decided I wanted a system that I had a little more direct control over.

      So, for you, the "throw me in the river, I'm sure I'll figure out how to swim eventually" system works well. For me, the "OK, so my system does what I need it to do, without my having to know anything. Now I'm going to try to make it do things that are more complicated..." system works better.

      And regardless, for any distro where I've gotten rude, unhelpful responses on the official mailing lists, I've dropped the distro and not gone back.

    17. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by tiocsti · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Some of it may be a difference in priorities. I think for many (id include myself here), people just dont care if you use linux or windows or openbsd or whatever. If i'm not being paid to support someone, i'll support them with a variable degree of patience.

      From my perspective, there are some former windows users that we want, and some we don't want. It all has to do with why they are switching. As an example, I tend to have relatively little patience for people who are willing to do things like use binary blob drivers which you dont get source for, are legally prohibited from reverse engineering, and get no hardware documentation on the hardware. These are the type of users who do more harm to free software than they help, so yeah shun them, call them a n00b, whatever.

      Opensource software doesn't need more ex-windows users, it needs more ex-windows users who are switching because they value freedom. There is a big difference between the two statements. These users should recognize that when you rely on free support, it will be hit and miss, particularly if you ask a question that has been asked a thousand times throughout the day.

      This goes for any opensource community, not just linux. Also, if you want politeness, some mediums are better than others (and irc is prob not on the top of the list). Message boards (or usenet, or what have you) are probably better, particularly since you can search for previous questions.

      It all comes down to the basic question of 'do you care'. For me, I could care less what os someone chooses to use, be it openbsd, linux, windows, hell even qnx. Since I don't have anything to gain by helping someone (since im not into advocacy), my incentive for being terribly useful is significantly reduced.

    18. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by ookaze · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know why I dislike these articles ?

      Short :
      - they convey the thinking that most Linux users are snobs or that the problem is worse in Linux and FOSS
      - they convey the thinking that snobs are mostly a Linux problem
      - they say they talk about barrier to entrance for new Linux users, but strangely enough, these new Linux users always ask highly technical things

      Because then, the trolls are out, you know, the people that talk about "snobs", and then, magically, these snobs transforms into "linux users".
      I'm refering to this : "Linux users need to understand that when disillusioned Windows users come to them asking for help with Linux, they effectively become representatives of Linux".
      Who says they don't ? Yes, the big straw men starts coming.
      And with them, the red herring, like : "While snobs can be encountered for just about any OS you care to name, the Linux snobs are particularly shrill".
      Wow !!
      You're a snob yourself, pretending to know every snobs for every OS, at least enough to say such a thing.

      Abusing new Linux users for their lack of knowledge, rather than helping them to learn more, only harms the cause

      OK, that's true. Now, I still have a hard time finding an example of Linux users abusing other Linux users on Linux questions, even in the article.
      I don't deny these people are snobs, but now, what are the questions asked ? They are :
      - How to launch a daemon ?
      - Which database is better ?
      - I can't migrate to the new HA cluster on Linux ?
      - I run a certain piece of software on my servers that logs its messages to a MySQL database (!!!)
      - RTFM jerks on freenode chat rooms (the C and C++ programing ones)
      - ...
      To be fair, some ask about "which Linux distro is better". But most of the questions are not even Linux specific (they could be asked for Unix, Windows, Mac), but Linux snobs get the blame, the focus is on Linux snobs. Why ?
      And most of these questions are highly technical things, that should come way after a newbie has entered Linux world.
      So this article is utter flamebait, but well disguised.
      The worst, is when flamebait articles like these ones, try to make their argument right, pointing to digg.com, where people took the bait and flame away.
      What was the purpose of this article besides flamebait ? None : the few snobs are sure to reply with flames, and the others will go on doing their job correctly, just feeling less incentive, being insulted like they were snobs.
      These people are there to help in a FOSS environment, they are not psychanalists that can make the snobs shut their mouth. An article like that won't do any good, it doesn't even provides solutions.

    19. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by guisar · · Score: 1

      I have to say this is one of the wittier comments I've read on slashdot.

    20. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Benwick · · Score: 1

      One way of working against this extremely evident problem is to be a good open-source citizen. When you *succeed* in doing something that turns out to be harder than expected, assume somebody else has had the same problem. Post the solution someplace (anyplace searchable) immediately, before anyone else even asks the question. Then future troubled Googlers will find it and be saved the whole hassle, or at least they'll be able to move forward a few more steps. Plus, it reduces by one the number of opportunities for the snobs to sneer...

      Of course, there are still occasionally people who manage to find discussion groups *before* they Google for an answer elsewhere. Those people deserve a very withering sneer indeed.

      Cheers,
      Hints from Heloise

    21. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The phrase "Sorry, Linux can't do that" has never crossed a Linux fanatic's lips.

      That is because such a generalization is often wrong. There are very few things that Linux can not do what so ever.

      There ARE many things that requires tons of command line hacking and compiling and other nasty things to get done though. So I guess the true statement would be "Sorry, Linux can't do that easily," but since easy is a relative term I don't expect anyone who considers themselves to be elitist to state such a thing.

      The worst thing Linux zealots do is create such a hype (such as a "replace everything with Linux and it will work better") in the first place.

    22. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by qortra · · Score: 1

      There are two issues here.

      1) Some people are just assholes. This is a fact of life. As you've noticed, there seems to be some strong correlation between linux and assholes, but I think the relationship is different than most people think. It suspect that assholes often choose to use alternative OSes (esp Linux) in order to be an elitist. It's the same motivation for people to drive flashy cars, or use exclusively specific branded products. Mac has their fair share of these personas, especially when that attitude gets mixed in with artistic elitism (also prevalent in Mac users). I think we ought to ignore these people.

      2) Some people are decent humans, but simply have no interest in helping you. Ok, so this seems like a mortal sin at first, but is it? Many of these people are developers that made a program to satisfy their personal interest, and instead of keeping it to themselves, decided to release it. They might work with other programmers online to make it better, and might have chat rooms and message boards to facilitate development. They have no interest in support, and might not even care if anybody outside the development pool uses the software at all. Why should they care? Frankly, I would prefer that they spend their time coding than helping random people on IRC. And if you demand attention, doesn't that make you childish? Why is it their resposibility to help you. That attitude is arrogant and selfish.

      I personally try to be helpful in all situations, but understand that not all people do. Make sure that if you need help, you're talking to the right person. Grow a thick skin, and shrug off the fools who live to deride you. And for heaven's sake, don't demand attention! That is just as childish as the derision of elitist assholes, and hurts everybody. Remember, if you have a problem or question, 100 to 1, somebody else has had it too, so Google probably already knows the answer (or at least the question :-P); just be choosey about what question you decide to take to a live system (message board, irc).

    23. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by dubl-u · · Score: 1
      So, it always surprises me a little to hear people talk about man, info, apropos, whatis, etc. being bad. But I maybe Joel on Software was right that people are incapable of reading when they sit at a computer.

      There are two important things to recognize here:
      1. People are different. What works for some doesn't work for others.
      2. People are hard to change.

      I note that geeks are very literate types. We read vast amounts. We are energetic in seeking out more information. We are the type that likes puzzles, and can be relentless in pursusing them.

      Given that, it shouldn't be any surprise that the 95% of the population who are less literate than us have trouble using documentation that work well for us. It's like a bunch marathon runners being surprised their geeky couch potato friend can't keep up on what seems to them a mild mountain hike.

      If we want people to use Linux, we need to make something tailored not just for us, but for them.

    24. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Here's a silly real world example: say I wanted to send a letter to a friend in another city. Why should I learn how the post office operates in order to send the letter?"

      Because if you didn't your friend would never receive his letter. If you didn't bother to find out how would you know what a post box was or that you had to write an address on the envelope or that you needed an envelope or that you needed to buy a stamp or that you needed to put the letter in a letter box ?

      Yes in an ideal world everything we would ever want to know would be right there at our fingertips, we would but need to ask the question to have a queue forming of people clamouring to provide us with the answer.

      Unfortunately it's not an ideal world and no one should have any expectation and that they should be able to do something without putting in any effort themselves. I agree that a lot of applications work a lot more smoothly on Windows & Macs than they do on Linux right now but when things do wrong it can be just as hard, if not harder, to arrive at a satisfactory solution with Windows or Mac software.

      The difference is that most people pay for support for Windows or Mac software but, although there is always an option to pay for Linux support, they do not seem to pay for it. It is then not surprising that they find support they have paid for better than support they haven't.

    25. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..drove me off windows 7 years ago (the others were bad hardware support and lack of good programming tools

      Using your previous statement: if you think Windows is bad...

    26. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Braino420 · · Score: 1

      You obviously haven't done support of any kind. Alot of hard work goes into these manuals. When people disregard these manuals completely it's a slap in the face... Then on top of that they expect you to hold their had and walk them through everything that is already in the manual.

      Then guess what, if you do end up walking them through it, they expect you to always do that and don't ever read the documentation.

      Sorry, I can't help people who don't even try to help themselves. The underlying theme of all of these stories is that they didn't RTFM, no matter which way you cut it. I can't fix everyones simple computer problems, and for that I am sorry. If people are expecting hold-your-hand support, they need to pay for it.

      Please note: I am not condoning these condescending remarks, that, of course, is very rude. But people should be instructed to read the manual first, and just saying RTFM probably isn't the way to go. Maybe link them to where their answer can be found in the manual instead. I haven't seen a manual where I've had to 'comb' through it for hours to find the answers I want.

      Mod me down, whatever; this is just how I feel and this is how I had to learn things and it works great... But come on, 'how do I start process daemons like a web server', he could have looked in the TOC of the manual, followed the link and WAM... Alot easier than joining mirc or a mailing list (alot quicker too).

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    27. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by hclyff · · Score: 1

      Linux kernel developers are not responsible for developing hardware drivers and if there are no drivers for piece of hardware X, you can go back to Windows. Whose fault is it, that there are no drivers? Did you check if they explicitly say it will run on Linux? Because if not, I would blame noone but myself.

      And beginning your conversation with Why won't my fucking Linux computer print? is not going to make people very responsive, don't you think?

    28. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Angostura · · Score: 1

      To examine you analogy more closely.

      The difference is, with Windows and Mac OS you have to understand how to address your letter, buy a stamp and post it in a post box.

      With Linux it sometimes feels you have to also understand the technical specifications of the sorting machines used at the local sorting office, understand the logistics of how one sorting office moves mail to the remote sorting office (including the grade of fuel that the cargo aircraft use) and know the name of the postman or woman who will be shoving the letter through the door at the far end.

      No wonder that when a n00b arrives with the question 'so how do I get a letter delivered' the answer is >sigh read the manual.

    29. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by reast · · Score: 0

      I think your first paragraph hit the problem on the head. I originally came across this type of snobbish behavior at Yale in the high energy physics department about 25 years ago. The best way I and describe it is there are two types of experts. Those who know there stuff and are ready to share and those who are self proclaimed experts who will take every measure possible to conceal there incompetency. Unfortunately with the online community we seem to run into many of the later. As a community we need to be more patient with noobies and encourage the use of Linux.

    30. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by bostonrobot · · Score: 1
      Users who do not have the inclination, or time, to use trial and error...


      YES! I'm in college, a learning computer science major. *nix is great and I'm learning a lot about it, but I don't have the time to spend keeping up a *nix system at home or even a Windows system. I switched to Mac simply to save myself the time and frustration of being able to do the things I need to do on a computer. Remember, these things (computers) aren't just a hobby any more. They're required now in almost everything we do. They need to just f'ing work for most f'ing things. Got it? :)
    31. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by sbrown123 · · Score: 1

      Because if you didn't your friend would never receive his letter.

      Post office, not post box.

      Yes in an ideal world everything we would ever want to know would be right there at our fingertips

      And we shouldn't aim for anything less.

      we would but need to ask the question to have a queue forming of people clamouring to provide us with the answer.

      Hey, why not? I share answers to people's questions all the time. Why should someone NOT want to be helpful to others? It would be a anti-social behaviour to not help others in need.

      The difference is that most people pay for support for Windows or Mac software

      Actually no, they don't. Very few people drop the $35 and call Microsoft.

      Linux users generally end up using forums and newsgroups to find answers to their questions. It's in these areas that these people often times experience people, like yourself, who display anti-social behaviors.

      Yes, not helping others is anti-social. People are generally repulsed by individuals with anti-social characteristics. Anti-social behaviour ranks up there with poor personal hygene.

    32. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux Fault Threshold Reached !!!!!

    33. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      I'm not an anti social person and I agree I like people much more when they decide to help me but equally I don't approach people with a preconcieved idea that they are somehow honour bound to help me out.

      People are free to make their own decisions as to how they spend their time and how they relate to other people, they may make decisions you don't like but that doesn't classify them absolutely in society as an asshole.

      Over here it's a Post or Letter Box you'd be looking for to post a letter.

    34. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      One of the strengths of Linux is that if you have a problem, you can often contact the developers directly.

      One of the weaknesses of Linux is that if you have a problem, you often come into direct contact with the developers.

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    35. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by IntlHarvester · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Keep in mind this story is several years old, and comes from a era when Linux's USB support was half-assed and printing support was a mess of different little programs. In all likelyhood the "drivers" existed, but the autoconfiguration infrastructure didn't, which meant that every particular configuration had to be put together by-hand, which could take hours and is too difficult to explain over IRC.

      Which follows a general pattern for Linux:
      1) Linux Distros have some infrastructure issue which make it more difficult to use than Windows
      2) Linux Zealots spend several years explaining how it's not a problem and you need to grow a bigger nerdpenis
      3) Finally someone writes the missing software and everything works great
      4) Life moves on.

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    36. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is true that the answers to your questions are out there...Linux does have copious documentation.

      Depends on the project. The IVTV drivers for Hauppauge video capture cards have very little documentation, and all of it both leaves out steps and assumes you're an expert Linux user.

    37. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by kwerle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In the Linux world the software UI can be vastly different across all applications. There is no standard interface, and so the user gains much by experimenting with all portions of the software. Even then there are some similarities, such as command line switches. Teaching a user to read the documentation (hopefully it has been well written) will do them a better service then giving them the answer. If the documentation is poorly written (I have seen poorly written documentation in both Windows and Linux) it may be necessary for the user to ask for assistance. In that case (and only in that case) please try to be hospitable.

      This is 3 crocks and 4 excuses.
      If you run a disty, all the software you ship had better be uniform. If it isn't, your disty sucks.
      If a user can't figure out 90% of what they want to do without even going to the help, your disty probably sucks.
      If a user can't figure out the remaining 10% of what they want to do inside the docs, your disty certainly sucks.
      If a user has to use the commandline at all, your disty sucks.

      Your notion of the "user gaining greater experience" is an excuse. The user should not have to gain much of any experience with the OS - their experience should be with their business. If the system doesn't install and let the user log in and have clear and obvious access to Email, Web, and Office Suite, your disty sucks. If they don't have subtle access to system tools/config, your disty sucks.

      I installed Ubuntu the other day. I had to edit the x11org.conf file by hand just ot get the monitor working. By that, I mean that when I started the computer, I was greeted with a black screen. I had to edit /etc/fstab by hand to get the 2nd drive to mount after reboots. In my book, Ubuntu has been added to the sucks list.

    38. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      Thats a pretty bad example in the end (winmodem) and you did sware an awful lot.
      Its kinda like asking why some windows program wont work on linux, well, it wasnt designed to.

      Not saying that didnt happen the way you said it did, but for god sakes its a win modem. Next youll be complaining that the KIA you just baught doesnt have the acceleration of a big block 454. You did after all, initally buy a WINMODEM right? whoes fault is that? sony's? you becuase you didnt know what you were buying? microsoft for inventing such a thing?

      And for the record i have a USB floppy drive from an imac and it does work in linux out of the box (although it is activated in the bios becuase it also works in dos) so maybe it was your issue.
      Did you try turning it off, and then on again?

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    39. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by LOTHAR,+of+the+Hill · · Score: 2, Funny

      mount
      unmount
      mount
      unmount
      mount
      unmount
      mount
      unmount

      and... dismount

    40. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Metzli · · Score: 1

      What's funny is that the varied documentation methods in Linux is what infuriates me. As an old Unix-head, I think stuff should be in man pages. I hate the method of --help and /usr/share/doc/*. The OpenBSD guys may be extremely rigid, but they got it right with man .

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    41. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Digi-John · · Score: 1

      Between jsm's fascination with the word "f**k" (edited for those who find it offensive) and linuxbabe's lack of spelling/grammar/knowledge about anything, that conversation was indeed horrible. We've got an incredibly hostile user who apparently doesn't even know what printer he has, and a completely clueless Linux fanboy/fangirl who can't keep on topic.

      Something I've noticed about channels: The bigger they get, the more jerks/idiots there are, and the more they talk. #debian (on Freenode) is really big, and as a result it has plenty of vocal jerks who are quick to refer you to a bot's not-overly-helpful info, while berating you for not intuiting the correct keyword and asking the bot yourself. #emacs and #linux are also like this to some extent (from my experience), but are not nearly as bad. #splack, and #sparc are quite nice because the topics generally seem to bring people with decent computer knowledge; as small channels, they have politer people, too.

      I've had really good experiences getting help from IRC and mailing lists, but then again, I've had really bad experiences too. Politeness and patience (on your part) go a long way towards getting a good answer. If that doesn't work, it's time to give up and move on. Besides, you don't expect the people who hang out on IRC all day (people like me) to be the most socially well-adjusted, do you?

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    42. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [A]bort/[R]etry/[F]ail?

    43. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      I suspect that for a lot of people, their l33tness (and your lack of) is what they want to make themselves feel bigger.

      If someone really loves Linux, the best thing they can do is get as many people using it as possible. If someone really hates "M$" then surely, they'd like to see them starved of oxygen by helping users migrate.

      If we all are running open standards, everyone but the proprietary manufacturers, and those wedded to them wins. If I can convert some people to OpenOffice.org, I'm just glad they are using it because it helps me in return. Can't some people understand that more users on linux means that they also get a better time?

      Look at Firefox. It's big enough that no-one can ignore it. If your website doesn't play nice with it, you could piss off 10% of the internet who might not shop with you. If Linux hit 10%, you'd see a lot more applications and drivers come on board.

    44. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Locutus · · Score: 1

      well YOU try to help out your manager with the problem of not being able to connect to a VNC server through a firewall and see where THAT goes. I set them up with the VNC repeater and told him what to do to get it to work and then spent the next hour trying to explain to him how it works( he asked and asked ). We finally figured out that he thought that an internet/network connection was a one-way connection. ie, a request goes out and then the response comes back on another connection. I didn't even bother to ask why/how he could think that his browser worked....

      I guess the point is, techies get very very tired of explaining something when it often/always leads them into explaining lower and lower technologies to the point that you're now explaining to them that when it says to set the PORT number, it is the port number of the network connection and not the serial port the modem is connected to... In Windows, these people are happy NOT knowing what they CAN'T do. Throw them some choice and you realize they have no clue as to how this or that works but they THINK they do because they are the Microsoft Windows guru of the department because they've figure out how to click some buttons to create an MS Acccess database applet. It's a clash of cultures for sure.

      LoB

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      "Anyone who stands out in the middle of a road looks like roadkill to me." --Linus
    45. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Users who do not have the inclination, or time, to use trial and error should be able...

      Do they have anything to offer to anyone?

      I generally agree with this article, but there's a point when you just have to say no. If a user won't spend time, won't spend money, won't put in any effort, and gets frustrated easily, then what good are they to anyone?

      I think sometimes these people are rude because they get tired of being taken advantage of by ultra-needy freeloaders who expect the world to conform to their emotional needs.

    46. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by x_codingmonkey_x · · Score: 1

      Hmm I'm not sure. My experience has been _completely_ different. I started using Linux (SuSE) two years ago and hit several snags. I've always had a pleasant experience on linuxquestions.org. Furthermore, when I switched to Ubuntu 8 month ago, I had more problems with it, but the ubuntu forums have been even more helpful than linuxquestions.org with people responding quickly and having all the information that you need. The worst thing that has happened to me on these forums was people not answering my questions, at which point I would either post somewhere else or do more searching online.

    47. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by IntlHarvester · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Remember, if you have a problem or question, 100 to 1, somebody else has had it too, so Google probably already knows the answer (or at least the question :-P);

      I've found this is true, and you can almost always find an answer like "Just add frobuz=1 to the foobar.conf file".

      Except then I find that:
      1) My distro has renamed foobar.conf to conf.foobar and stuffed it in an odd directory
      2) The command has changed from frobuz=1 to nofrobuz=false
      3) I can't figure out the configuration file syntax and have to look it up (or do more googling)
      4) Finally I learn that entire foobar subsystem became obsolete with kernel 2.6 and has been replaced with something that works entirely differently.

      Anyway, googling for Linux answers is like a maze of twisty passages, all alike. You'll probably get through, but it won't be quick.

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      Business. Numbers. Money. People. Computer World.
    48. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by honkycat · · Score: 1

      No one is bound to provide help, but someone went to the trouble to put up a support forum for people to seek support. If someone emailed you personally and demanded answers, that'd warrant an annoyed response. But in response to a support forum message, if you're not going to be helpful, then don't respond.

      Heck, if you're going to say "RTFM, N00B," why not either be polite about it or, better, provide a helpful link to where they should be looking.

    49. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Proteus · · Score: 1

      Linux users need to understand that when disillusioned Windows users come to them asking for help with Linux, they effectively become representatives of Linux...ambassadors, if you will...and they need to behave accordingly. Abusing new Linux users for their lack of knowledge, rather than helping them to learn more, only harms the cause.

      I agree that some fora for Linux help can be rather abusive to neophytes. However, there are also a lot of neophytes who simply over-react. This happens because many users are used to some major corporation paying people to help them -- they can rail against helpdesk folk, and still get reasonably curteous responses. If the don't, they can escalate until a manager solves their problem.

      In the Linux world (unless, of course, you pay for support), the public fora are support. Many neophytes expect these volunteers to hand-hold them and to accept abuse, and said volunteers don't have time for it, nor do they have motivation to put up with that abuse. Neophytes also tend to post things like "X is crap and doesn't work, how do I fix it?" When volunteers respond with perfectly reasonable "what do you mean by 'doesn't work'? What have you tried, and what results were you expecting?", there is a large subclass of new users who become abusive or give up. These users feel "disaffected", but they are the ones who were unreasonable.

      A user who feels entitled to quality support from a free distro is most likely going to hate their Linux experience; but I say a good chunk of the issue is with them. If you are inexperienced, buy a Linux distro: accept the paid support!

      And to those "but Linux will never be accepted if we aren't nice to n00bs!" responders, I say: who gives a crap? As long as there are people maintaining Linux and software for it, I get to use it. It doesn't need to have huge market share, be accepted by everyone, etc. People who identify themselves with Linux so much that they behave as though everyone should like it, and therefore we should all behave like a well-groomed corporate help desk need to seriously rexamine their priorities.

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    50. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      But it's true! If you bought a Winmodem, the only possible way it could work is via a proprietary Windows-only binary "driver" that actually is the modem. How could it ever work in Linux?

    51. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by ashtophoenix · · Score: 1

      It really is a trade-off. Sometimes it's okay to give a straight answer, sometimes you point out that the question is one that can be answered via documentation. I think technical people should try harder to find their own answers first and then post a question if they can't find the answer. But a guy who's not that technical and has just switched to linux and is trying to setup say his wireless internet connection on linux; I think deserves a straight answer if linux is to be adopted by the naive users.

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    52. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by jpetts · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but by we know yo mama gives EVERYBODY root privilege...

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    53. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But the fact of the matter is that a simple answer to a simple question can do much more than save the newbie hours

      Linux users need to understand


      No, they don't. Former Windows users should however understand that their pure presence is no privilege to the community. This is probably hard to swallow, but the pro could spend his time actually producing code, while the noob wouldn't produce anything of value if he tried with both hands. A noob is of no value to Linux or the community. Therefore, stealing others time to save some of your own is not greeted with enthusiasm. However, if you do dig through the man pages yourself, read the sodden FAQ and are still stuck, you will usually get help.

      On a more general note, don't ask what the developer can do for you, ask what you can do for the developer. He is only interested in the latter. If you don't know that, you're socially inept yourself. Also note that developers are out there to MAKE CODE, not to MAKE FRIENDS. Help them code and they will become your friends. Oh, and go read Dale Carnegie: "How to make friends and influence people." It's actually pretty simple.

    54. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by ebresie · · Score: 3, Insightful
      From my perspective, there are some former windows users that we want, and some we don't want. It all has to do with why they are switching. As an example, I tend to have relatively little patience for people who are willing to do things like use binary blob drivers which you dont get source for, are legally prohibited from reverse engineering, and get no hardware documentation on the hardware. These are the type of users who do more harm to free software than they help, so yeah shun them, call them a n00b, whatever.
      I think this is the same type of snob-ery they are talking about. If you are a developer able to look for, install, develop, etc a driver, more power to them. But if you are not a developer, having them do anything with source makes no senses. If someone wants to convert over from Windows, who is not a developer...they will ask..."what's a driver" or "I have a car and can drive myself, why do I need a driver"? If someone without skills has a unique piece of hardware, and no drivers are available, and they try to use their system, only to have it not work (won't recognize their video card, network, etc)...that is a perfect scenario where someone would get turned off and just go back to Windows. With a specific hardware platform, and the only one willing to provide a driver is a binary only version, what else is a non-developer to do? And as productive as indicating the need for the driver, unless the developing community has that driver, you are kind of just hoping someone can support it with open source drivers.
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    55. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I think you might have just illustrated the original article's thesis quite nicely.

      -Eric

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    56. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by CptNerd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to mention the fact that companies that have deadlines really don't like it when you write critical systems by "trial and error." I've only worked at a few companies where I had the luxury of time to experiment with libraries/systems/languages, in order to learn them. Sadly, they're no longer in business. I wonder why...

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    57. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Locutus · · Score: 1

      ROFLMAO --- I think you just influenced a new sig.

      The intelligent design of a n00b - After mother re-partitioned her drive and mounted the smaller one at "/womb", the n00b was compiled from source and set free with GNU.
      --contributions by schabot

      or something like that. Good one.

      LoB

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      "Anyone who stands out in the middle of a road looks like roadkill to me." --Linus
    58. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a version of foobar for Linux? I've been waiting for it for years!

    59. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Troutrooper · · Score: 1

      Just remember....you were a n00b yourself once...

      Exactly. I grew up on a mac (in the pre-"hip and elitist" days), and I encountered the same type of responses when I switched to an IBM-compatible. It's frustrating, counter-productive, and disgraceful towards the millions of friendly Linux people. I chalk a lot of this hate up to techies surrounding themselves with other (OMG! A stereotype!). People get clique-ish and don't want n00bs (who very well might become better at the system than they). Like a 12-year old trying to play basketball with the varsity team down at the playground, this is just assinine and childish behavior by the "experts".

    60. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Bake · · Score: 1

      Not to mention those ghastly info pages. I flatout refuse to use a tool that simply states "read the info page" in its man page.

    61. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One digit binaries.

    62. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      I almost burst an artery reading that! Why didn't she just tell the guy to buy a new modem (which runs maybe $20) or better a network card and get DSL (network cards run $10 or less)?! This seems like the easy solution. Then this guy can get online and get his printer drivers. BTW, when I installed Mandrake (back in the day(which was a wednesday btw, just thought you would like that tidbit of information)) my HP printer just worked. Most annoying of all was that they never talked about maybe using some other form of storage device to move files like say a CD-R, DVD+-R(W) (DL), or a freakin' flash drive!THis is common sense people!

    63. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Flashpot · · Score: 1
      I don't understand how one can expect a reasoned response to a support question via IRC. IRC seems a bit *too interactive* for this, at least in the context of a newbie trying to solve a problem before understanding how things work. The conversational nature of IRC lends itself more to "checklist" suppoort, quick answers to quick questions moving down a troubleshotting flowchart.

      If it takes me a paragraph or two to explain *what I've already done", and a third to identify "the last result", I think I'd get better results in a newsgroup than a chatservice. But that's just me. Feel free to disagree.

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    64. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by pla · · Score: 1

      Don't ever, ever believe anyone who tells you that you can get technical support from "the community". Because "the community" with whom a computer journalist, website operator or Open Source loudmouth interacts, is not the same community that is open to you.

      First - I'd like to point out that I liked the sample dialogue. A little too close-to-home, perhaps, but still funny.

      However...

      You hear/read conversations like that all too often for the sole reason that they occur after the hardware purchase.

      When someone buys a Mac, they get a hardware and software platform specifically designed and sold together.

      When someone buys an OEM Windows PC, they get hardware specifically designed to work with Windows, and frequently compliance-tested and certified to do exactly that.

      Linux will run on the Mac. It will run on old Macs. It will run on the PC. It will run on old PCs. It will run on your TiVo. It will run on your DSL router, on your calculator, on your Dreamcast, PS2, and Xbox.

      But none of those specifically have Linux in mind as a design criterion.

      With five minutes of checking, you can pick hardware that DOES work under Linux. As a perk, such hardware tends to include "geek-preferred" devices - The best and cheapest parts you can buy for a given purpose. But no - People either pick hardware by the flashiest box or the unqualified lowest price, and then act surprised the hardware doesn't work with anything except what the box says. And don't think that only extends to Linux support - "oh gee, XP drivers? Yeah, sorry, we don't support that model anymore".


      If I sound like a Linux apologist, I have the excuse that everyone (in the PC world) really does design their products with Windows in mind. But move out of that comfort zone, and see how well you do... You can get Linux 90% functional on your frickin' toaster; How well does it run OS-X? How well does your old PowerMac run Windows?


      I can honestly tell you that when I build a PC, it will run Linux and have 100% of its intended functionality. It will also run Windows, with the same full functionality. So if it sounds arrogant to tell people "You chose not to do your homework, so you failed the class", then I guess yeah, you can call me arrogant. But unsurprisingly, when you someday need to know the ancient capitol of Assyria, we geeks know how you'll spend your last lifeline.

    65. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the funniest post I've read in a long while. This scenario is the reason I don't even bother pretending to help - nor ask for help.

      I've had several such conversations myself - but _never_ about Linux (I do RTFM.. and then usually dig for a (long) while). My closest thing to this particular example has been with Linksys tech support about a Linksys VPN router that didn't support NAT-T (took them a week to figure that out).

      Does it strike you that the WinModem thing is true? It is illegal to tamper with devices hooked up to phone lines, and a WinModem is just a DA/AD-converter that relies on software to specify what signal frequencies/strengths to put onto the public phone network. Fuck with it and the Law will fuck with you.

      A couple of questions: Why didn't <jsm> copy the floppy to a CD and install from that? Why didn't he back up his data before installing Linux? (That's not a hard piece of advise to come by - usually flies into your face five times before doing anything at all.)

      Anyways, I don't really give a damn. There are women to catch and trips to make - ain't got time for tech support.

    66. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe you mean "umount."

    67. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's a troll, and a plagarized troll at that, so of course I'll bite.

      Have you considered that maybe, just maybe, the numerous gratuitous digs towards the other guy's operating system of choice might have been what caused him to stop worrying about your specific problem and get sidetracked into defending his OS's honor? I mean, the only reason anyone, anywhere, would find it worth their time to hang out on IRC answering Linux questions is because he has some emotional investment in the Linux scene. So when somebody comes on and starts spouting off with:


      Why won't my fucking Linux computer print?

      I don't know. It's a Hewlett Packard desktop inkjet number [You can get more information than this just by looking at the computer]
       
      ...I've got a floppy disk from HP, but my floppy drive is a USB drive and Linux doesn't have fucking USB support.["Linux doesn't support peripheral X" is a far cry from "Linux doesn't have USB support."]


      By this time, the requester has already lost just about all the good will he can expect from the average IRC denizen. IRC can be a very helpful forum (it's certainly pretty hit-and-miss), but if you go onto a channel with the attitude of "this product sucks, it ruined my life, and I blame each and every one of you personally," then the chances of getting your issue solved quickly approach zero.

      Even by this point in the conversation, it's difficult to imagine him having any real sympathy from the masses, so the only people who would even try to continue working on it are the ones who want to wipe the grimy smirk off his face. I know the guy had a bad experience, and I know he went into the conversation pissed. I'm sorry about all that, and I'm sorry that his computer got hosed. But for god's sake, what the hell did he expect would happen? He goes on to blame Linux for destroying his computer, and claiming that it's "a fucking operating system that doesn't operate".

      I'm not terribly sad that "we" (meaning us sad sacks who get a little thrill when somebody converts) lost him as a user.
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    68. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Llywelyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I work in a production environment. There are a wide array of things I have learned to do myself by trial and error, but if I need something to work I need it to work yesterday.

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    69. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Amen, Brother!

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    70. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by redletterrocko · · Score: 1

      I started using Linux out of pure curiosity back in 1999. I put it on an old system that was being thrown out, and tried going through the "Linux for Dummies" book. I grew bored of it soon. However, I was learning about it with a friend of mine (we'll call him Jim), and we would work through problems together. It was a fun sort of project that never ended. When either of us would get stumped, we would turn to a friend of Jim's, and he would often give us the standard RTFM answers. This frustrated me, and very often, it wasn't that he was busy doing other things (I now cringe at how simple the questions were at the time), but because he didn't want to deal with it. Jim has since gotten a job as a IT manager, and is constantly administrating to Linux, and I have moved on to bigger and better things inside of Linux (programming, etc). However, I now see that Jim has become just like his friend, often useless to me when I get stumped. Granted, I'm much better at googling than I was before, but I don't need someone making me feel stupid. I have since turned multiple people onto Linux, and LOVE helping them grow by showing them the answer and they WHY.

      One of my best friends will often say "I don't care what you did today, as long as tomorrow is better." I plan on making tomorrow better by spreading the word, and helping people, so that they don't get stuck on the learning curve as bad as I have.

    71. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by rbochan · · Score: 1

      ...From my perspective, there are some former windows users that we want, and some we don't want...

      I see that myself as well. I almost always consider the old "teach a man to fish..." scenario. There are people who want to learn to fish and who are will to learn how to tie a knot on the hook, and some that just WANT A FUCKING FISH RIGHT NOW!!!!11!!~~!!!
      When it comes to new users, I prefer to help a future fisherman, it's usually pretty easy to tell the difference.

      Does that make me a "linux snob"? Perhaps, but oh well.

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    72. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real question is how it's possible to have the conversation without

      (1) Winmodem working in Linux.
      (2) Windows not working.

      This "reality" is indeed very unfortunate.

    73. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      So the difference between a "modem" and a "winmodem" is that a winmodem has a minimal set of hardware and does most of the work of connecting/transferring data in the driver instead?

      And, uh, what exactly is wrong with that? What makes that so inferior to a "modem" that does processing in hardware? Seriously?

      Also, what about that means Linux can't support it? Linux supports video chipsets that shares RAM with the rest of the system, right? Linux works with sound cards that do effects and mixing in software and not hardware, right? Why not a modem built with the same philosophy?

      In short, you're not really helping Linux's case here.

    74. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But since there isn't a single laptop on the market that Linux supports 100%, this argument sums to, "you can't use Linux on a laptop."

    75. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by zenasprime · · Score: 1

      Sometimes, those that need fish are too busy baking bread to bother with fishing, let alone learning to fish their own fish.

      It's called Division of Labor.

      When you go to the pharmacy and get your meds, sometimes you like to ask your pharmacist, "what are the side effects of this drug". Somehow I doubt you are expecting the pharmacist to respond with "OMGWTF RU stupid, RTFM U n00b!"

    76. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      After my mother re-partitioned her drive and mounted the smaller one at "/womb"
      She put you in a partition? Didn't she know you might grow?!? What a luser n00b, didn't even know how to use LVM.
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    77. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by hclyff · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but I am not a 'Linux zealot' per se. I do most my work on Windows, thought I am responsible for developing for Linux platform. I use Linux when it fits my needs.

      But I am a 'linux apologist' when it comes to people who presume everything will work effortlessly, and if it by chance doesn't, no one has anything better to do than spend hours fixing other's problems. Especially when the solution would be 'just' to read the manual. When someone 'blames' Linux, who exactly do you blame? The kernel devs? The community? Well the community is not going to be stronger, until more people migrate to Linux. And people don't migrate, because of lacking community support. So tell me again, who do you blame, that things does not 'simply' work?

      Again, stick with mainstream if you need things work effortlessly. But then don't expect Linux to get stronger.

    78. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by arose · · Score: 1
      Anyway, googling for Linux answers is like a maze of twisty passages, all alike. You'll probably get through, but it won't be quick.
      And googling for Windows answers is different in what way? They too shuffle things around, replace things and you often have to edit obscure registry keys (at least some .conf files are documented) and then you often find out that it can't be done with you windows version because it's too old or too new (curse you XP x64!)
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    79. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by NicM · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > Why won't my fucking Linux computer print?

      This kind of belligerent, vague question is probably the reason this person doesn't get answers. Very few people with actual, genuine clue are going to get involved when the person asking hasn't even tried to make their initial question complete or useful. It not only looks like this person has an attitude but that they are also going to make anyone who answers do a lot of work to get enough clear information out of them, such as their set up and what they've tried already, so they can give an answer. Many people help others on IRC (without being paid, in their own, personal free time) because they enjoy it, and if it looks like someone is going to be unnecessarily hard to help, many will just go do something else.

    80. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by mjt+AG · · Score: 1

      A great community for new Linux users is Ubuntu. Just ask a question in the n00b section and somebody will be happy to answer. Just remember to do a search first prior to asking, and to read any posts that says "Read this before posting" before posting a question. Even pm'ing someone would be ok.

    81. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Hey just be grateful linux snobs are not calling you communists, hippies, unwashed, dirty, or terrorists.

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    82. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you expect Linux to support a device easily if the company does not release the hardware specifications? No hardware specs then no support or minimal support in Linux. What is so difficult about understanding this simple fact?

    83. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by bigpat · · Score: 1

      Again, stick with mainstream if you need things work effortlessly.

      The mainstream is Windows, so "effortlessly" isn't an option. Maybe OSX is what you were thinking?

    84. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by jgrahn · · Score: 1
      What's funny is that the varied documentation methods in Linux is what infuriates me. As an old Unix-head, I think stuff should be in man pages. I hate the method of --help and /usr/share/doc/*. The OpenBSD guys may be extremely rigid, but they got it right with man

      So does Debian. Some Linux distributions tolerate poor man pages, some don't.

      Personally, I don't touch software which doesn't have a real man page.

    85. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      Linux Fault Threshold Reached

      But, no, in general Windows does not have these problems the same extent as Linux (where every single distribution is configured differently).

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    86. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      Sure it's a troll, and it's a good troll because the guy probably knew more about Linux than the l33t d00ds he was tormenting. I'm sure he knew exactly what was needed to support his printer, and exactly why Linux didn't support his floppy disk.

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    87. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      It's a simple fact that Linux is usually a lousy MS Windows replacement, yet a lot of people have a hard time understanding that.

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    88. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by jgrahn · · Score: 1
      Yes, it is true that the answers to your questions are out there...Linux does have copious documentation. But the fact of the matter is that a simple answer to a simple question can do much more than save the newbie hours of combing through MAN pages...it can also foster the sense of community that is the very lifeblood of Linux.

      You seem to view time spent combing through man pages as wasted time. I see it as time well spent: learning the thing you were looking for, learning other things related to it, and (important!) learning to search for information.

      That's, I think, one of the main reasons Unix users and newbies become frustrated with each other. The Unix users learned by RTFM and experimenting, and know that serving ready solutions on a plate doesn't really help the newbies solve the second, third, ... problem they'll inevitably have.

      Related to this, sometimes I think humans are beginning to lose the ability to understand written text. I see otherwise intelligent people losing concentration somewhere in the first paragraph of a one-page mail, instead walking over and forcing me to basically recreate it, orally. And I'm good at technical documentation.

      In the future, noone will read a man page unless it's tattooed on Britney Spear's butt.

    89. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by arose · · Score: 1
      But, no, in general Windows does not have these problems the same extent as Linux (where every single distribution is configured differently).

      Windows Fault Threshold Reached

      Now where is my insightful mod? ;)

      Seriously, Windows may "just work" (for some definitions of work) for the "avarage user" (I hate that term, I don't believe he exists even once), but when you need something done just like this and your users are ready to eat you alive if you won't make it happen, that is the time when Windows really starts to show it's true colors. And as fun as making a keyboard layout in autohotkey is (free software to the rescue once again) I still don't understand why Microsoft decided that Windows should store keyboard layouts in platfrom specific DLLs or why it takes the more then ten months to bring Microsoft Keyboard Layout Creator up to date for x64 with the resources Microsoft has.

      In the end autohotkey with it's community support trumped the multi-billion corporation with their corporate support (thank's for pointing me to the blogs I already googled, your tech support is A+++).

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    90. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by shimage · · Score: 1

      If they're too busy baking and they need their fish yesterday, then they ought to go find a fishmonger and buy some fish. Seriously, who gives fish away to strangers for free? Oh right, Jesus does. Well let's go and ask him for some free tech support then.

    91. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      I never denied that Windows does sometimes have these issues. But your knee-jerk "Windows is just as bad" response is just completely passe generic zealot whining -- especially in this case where the accusation is blatently silly.

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    92. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      I'd guess something like the following occurred:

      <jsm> Why won't my fucking Linux computer print?
      <CluefulGuru> /ignore jsm
      <HPExpert> /ignore jsm
      <PrinterGuy> /ignore jsm
      <HelpfulGirl> /ignore jsm
      <linuxbabe> what printer r u using?

      Asking for assistance *anywhere* by walking up and saying "Why isn't there fucking mayo on my sandwich?" or "Why is there a fucking surcharge on my bill?" is not going to help you. Asking for free assistance: "Can you take my fucking picture in front of this fucking Eiffel Tower?", "Can you fucking lend me a quarter to make a call?", "Can I have your fucking fries?", "Can I fucking borrow a fucking gas canister?" and expecting a *good* response is fairly stupid.

      Actually, make that really stupid.

      <JabberWokky> /ignore jsm

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    93. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by arose · · Score: 1

      And I never denied that free software does have it's issues, but your opinion that it certainly has to be worse (because anything else is 'blatently silly' and I said so!) is just that.

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    94. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by nuzak · · Score: 1

      > This kind of belligerent, vague question is probably the reason this person doesn't get answers.

      Hi. It was a parody.

      It'd be refreshing to see a polite answer to a polite question. Something like "What model?" // "HP doesn't support that model on Linux, and no one's written a driver for it. Try exchanging it for one of these: "

      But typically all I hear are lame gripes. Yes, vendors are asses. No, people don't want to hear you vent your spleen about it when they're trying to get help.

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    95. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Hah-le-blinking-lujah! A slashdotter who doesn't see sunlight streaming out of Linus Torvalds' backside!

      Seriously, it (should be) common sense. Play to a piece of software's strengths, not its weaknesses.

      Rumour has it that someone on the same Computer Science degree course as me installed Linux for the first time on his only computer that he was preparing his final year project on (worth something like 20% of the whole degree) 3 weeks before the deadline without having first taken backups.

      I make no public judgement on this, but leave it to the gallery to discuss the wisdom of such an action.

    96. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1
      "Here's a silly real world example: say I wanted to send a letter to a friend in another city. Why should I learn how the post office operates in order to send the letter?"


      Because if you didn't your friend would never receive his letter.


      You left out the postmaster telling the guy, "Read the poster on the wall of how to apply a stamp, jackass!", as well as the part about the postmaster wondering why he just got fired and the guy went back to Windows.
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    97. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      There is support for winmodems under linux (as much as the name suggests otherwise) check linmodem.org. It is inferiror for two reasons: 1) It is using your CPU time to do what should be done on the hardware 2) It kinda takes away from the whole purpose of a modem which is supposed to modulate and demodulate, so it more of a telephone interface than a modem.

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    98. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      In all fairness, real modems are hard to find these days, and tend to me more expensive.

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    99. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      there is just no excuse for this sort of behavior.

      Sure there is

      • one person comes up to you on your time off and asks you to help them with some Linux thing = no problem.
      • lots of people want to get help on linux
      • some of them are rude
      • it's not even a linux-help forum - they expect you to drop everything and help them.

      This is why doctors only talk shop with other doctors, usually in places where attendance is limited. This is why sysadmins spend their off hours drunk or performing some activity that gets them miles away from anything technological.

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    100. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and this is way different from the last time I called the help desk for help with my windows computer.

    101. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > Asking for assistance *anywhere* by walking up and saying
      > "Why isn't there fucking mayo on my sandwich?"

      Post after post here is missing the point. A Microsoft or Apple tech employee, who, asked "why doesnot my f***ing XYZ work", who responded with "RTFM, jackass!", would be fired on the spot.

      Along comes Linux, with no real corporation, just more or less volunteers for 99% of it, who do respond this way, then wonder why people flee in droves. If you want mass acceptance, you have to use the techniques corporations use, which means responding as if the customer was always right. Remember, they're mad because your product is hard to use and not intuitive to figure out. Apple and MS have literally spent billions of dollars researching methods to make things intuitive. If self-appointed (literally) Linux help gurus truly want mass acceptance, they have to start responding as if it's an engineering problem to solve -- one with social engineering as well. How do I help this guy, calm him down, and make sure his problem is fixed so he feels good about himself, rather than that he feels like an idiot for buying it? "I bought it, it didn't work, they couldn't help me, they made me feel stupid and bad", then you wonder why nobody is buying it? How long did the movies Glitter or Ultraviolet survive on word of mouth? Now imagine someone standing at the exit of the theater shouting, "Jackass, you didn't understand it. Ass!" at each person as they left, on top of it.

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    102. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by agony_zhou · · Score: 1

      Well, if you do not research on yourself you tend to forget how to do it very soon. Also please remember no one is obligated to help you in the first place, so if you can do some research by yourself first, then you are more likely to ask intelligent questions and the chances of getting help is much higher because intelligent questions benefit the people you asked too. I don't think it has anything to do with linux or software at all; it is only about whether you simply want to get things done or to learn how to do it. If you simply want to get the thing done just pay someone to do it for you for god's sake.

    103. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by chef_raekwon · · Score: 1

      Users who do not have the inclination, or time, to use trial and error

      is a Linux/GNU distro right for said user? after all, Linux is a derivitive of unix. There are courses people can take to learn about unix -- if they don't have the time or inclination. Sun offers several. I'm sure Redhat, IBM, HP, Novell, and others all offer courses aswell? Otherwise, the best way to learn is to pick up a book and sit down in front of the command line. No teacher like experience.

      If you tell someone the answer today, you will be telling them the same answer tomorrow. Experience hasn't taught them how to fix the problem, only to ask someone to fix it for them. Experience, ironically, has taught me this.

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    104. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by clbell · · Score: 1

      I've attempted to switch to Linux (or at least learn to use) several times. I've tried Slackware and then Mandrake (now Mandriva). In all cases, I have attempted to ask questions in forums and met with unfriendly people unwilling to help beyond telling me to RTFM. A couple of years ago my interest was sparked after reading about OS X. I had never owned a Mac and had not used one since lower school many years ago. So I started hanging out in some Mac specific forums. I found the people there to be incredibly friendly and willing to help others with problems. There is no such thing as a dumb question in most Mac forums. They are also the first ones to admit faults with Apple hardware and software. Anyway, it was a good impression and I am now the happy owner of a MacBook Pro.

    105. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by jrumney · · Score: 1

      So what you are saying is ditch the free IRC, email etc support, and get a 1-900 (0900 for non-US) number so we can leave "customers" on hold like a real corporation.

    106. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't think so, I may have left out the part about the maniac walking into the post office and yelling at the other people in the queue

      "You gotta help me man, my letters are broke I need help !"

      And the bit where someone tells him to read the poster on the wall and he says

      "Yeah I read it but I don't get it, you need to tell me what to do"

      And a young person inexperienced in the rules about making eye contact with foaming at mouth nutcases says

      "Well look, just wait in this queue to buy your stamp and they will post it for you."
      "What do you mean queue ? I don't think I need to wait in any queues, I don't know anyhing about any queues buddy"
      "No, this is a queue and you need to wait in it"
      "I think you're wrong, my letters don't work like that"
      "They do, now just wait in this queue"
      "Move aside buddy, I'm coming into this queue. Move will you !"
      "No, you have to wait at the end of the queue."
      "Which end ? I think it's OK me waiting here"
      "No, it's not. Go to the end of the queue. No ! Not that end !"
      "Why not man, I'll get there quicker at this end"
      "You just can't do that, wait at the other end"
      "Then what, what do I do when I get to the other end of this here queue ? I don't see why I can't just go to the other end right away."
      "Then you go to the counter and give the lady your letter"
      "What counter ? What's a counter, why do I have to go the counter. It doesn't say anything about counters on that poster I read"
      "The counter is the big, well, counter at the end of this queue. Can't you see that ?"
      "There's no need to be like that buddy, I'm just asking for a little help here is all"
      "So when you get to the counter give the lady your letter and she will sell you a stamp and post it for you."
      "Whoah, just slow a down a bit here, I tried that queue thing and I still don't see any counter so don't go getting ahead of yourself going on about ladies and stamps"
      "You need to wait in the queue until you get the counter"
      "I've done that, where's the counter ?"
      "You need to wait UNTIL EVERYONE IN FRONT OF YOU IN THE QUEUE HAS BEEN DEALT WITH !!"
      "You didn't tell me that earlier, why didn't just tell me that at the start ?"
      "Look I'm sorry but just wait here and read the poster yourself, it explains it all. I have to go now."
      "How am I supposed to get anyhelp around here ? Geez, a little help is all I want. You are such an asshole for not helping me pal and now I'm going to just ditch this stupid letter crap of yours and go an moan about you on slashdot. Last time I ever use your stupid letters. I hope you're happy."

    107. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by alc6379 · · Score: 1
      Hear Hear!

      Linux, as software, is free as in speech, and can be free as in beer, too. That doesn't give any indication over the cost of support.

      I've never understood where people get this mindset that they're entitled to support. If you can't conform to the rules/etiquette of a particular support venue, you get no support. Simple as that. Does that attitude make me a snob? I don't really care.

      Bottom line, if you didn't pay for support, and you didn't get that great of an experience, then you got what you paid for. If you got good support, (this is usually in most cases) then that just means you got a good value for the money you didn't pay.

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    108. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Talisian · · Score: 1

      Thats worthy of a becoming a signature line :)

      "After my mother re-partitioned her drive and mounted the smaller one at "/womb" I was compiled from source."

    109. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by jaseuk · · Score: 1

      While in any other circumstances I would completely agree with you, but it's a bit short sited if you are studying computer science. You really should be making an effort to understand more about different operating systems and computer systems and learn how to install, configure and use these systems.

      Learning to read and understand technical documentation and debug technical problems are the most important things can learn during your computer science degree. Experimenting with a Linux box will give you those skills in droves.

      Jason

    110. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by styroteqe · · Score: 1

      Well put, brother. I don't think any little bit of knowledge makes you superior, and especially not if you don't share it. And, regardless of what you might know, what obscure bits of knowledge you might have crusted up in your cranium, there's always someone out there that knows more, there's no need to try and be king of the knowledge hill. This holds true regardless of what OS you're running under the hood.

    111. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Melllvar · · Score: 1
      Rumour has it that someone on the same Computer Science degree course as me installed Linux for the first time on his only computer that he was preparing his final year project on (worth something like 20% of the whole degree) 3 weeks before the deadline without having first taken backups.

      Ack. But you forgot the part about when the dude reaches down to remove his Gentoo disc from the CD-ROM drive -- and there, in the dim, green LED light of his Alienware case, he notices ... A HOOK DANGLING FROM THE CD TRAY!!!

      I dunno about you, but that part always scared the bejeesus outta me at all the geek slumber parties.

    112. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      1) How much of your CPU time could it *possibly* be using? I mean, hell, that little widget that checks the internet time servers to sync the clock every day probably uses more CPU time when it runs than a modem would.

      2) So? If anything, that makes it *better* than a modem, because you can use it to do things like (for instance) record voice mails. (Apple used to make their equivalent to a 'winmodem' which supported voicemail and some other features that real modems simply can't do.) If there was a new modem protocol (which admittedly isn't likely, but I remember that whole flex thing for 56k modems), you could adapt the "winmodem" for it by just swapping the driver, which is much easier than flashing firmware.

      And the point you're missing:

      3) Not only does it use very little CPU power, and give you more options than a real modem, but it makes the hardware cheaper.

      And what's so wrong with this that the Linux community treats owning a "winmodem" like having leprosy? Seriously, I don't get it.

    113. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Did the CSS encryption for DVDs have public specifications before the Linux community reverse-engineered it? Did the SMB protocol? What about the open-source drivers for ATI and nVidia video cards? How about WINE?

      This strikes me as a very weak argument, since the linux community has reverse-engineered so many other hardware devices and protocols.

      What is so special about "winmodems" that linux users hate them so much?

    114. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't help your poor time management skills.

      I studied rocket science engineering at a top 10 engineering school.
      I worked 30 hours a week while taking 18 hours per semester.
      I gave up all social life for 5 years to get my degree.
      I graduated without any outstanding student loans.

      Thankfully, my parents could aford $300/month and everything else was my responsibility.

      Learn to speed read.
      Learn to manage your time better.
      Stop your b*tchen.

      If you can't do these things, perhaps you should change your major to marketing or business? There are many truck driving schools here advertising. That is an honorable profession that doesn't require the same mental skill. Perhaps you should look into that option?

    115. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by seek31337 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the LUNIX kernel!

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    116. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      The majority of 'winmodems' are supported in Linux now. Sometimes the drivers are even open source! It's also worth keeping in mind that many winmodems need the appropriate drivers to work in Windows too; it just happens that most people get Windows preinstalled or a driver CD with their modem.

      I have a collection of older hardware here including a number of Winmodems, and I often find it's easier to get the hardware working in Ubuntu than XP. If they stopped making the card before 2000 and it's not already supported by Windows, then the chances of finding a working XP driver are often slim, but most of that hardware (older soundcards, bt848 video capture, early realtek network cards) works out of the box in Linux.

      The particularly common 'lucent chipset' modems used to work in Ubuntu out of the box just like they do in windows, but for some reason breezy stopped doing that. I hope they'll put it back for Dapper.

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    117. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by greenrd · · Score: 1
      You're assuming that the kind of people who provide help for free on IRC channels, want Linux to be accepted by the masses.

      That's a pretty strong assumption.

    118. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1
      I own three laptops that Linux supports 100%.

      How modern are they? Can I go to the store and buy one?

      Does suspend work without work? Does video acceration work without work? Does the internal wireless work without work?

      I have searched for months, and I cannot find a (new) laptop that will support Linux 100%. Some get really close (aka wireless and video card will work) but then will fail in one area (aka perfect ACPI support) and I have to give up on the entire thing.

      If you know some magic set of laptops that work 100% out of the box with Linux then please tell me, because I am tired of looking. I might just break down and buy a Mac....

      (P.S. If any answer you give me has a freaking ATI card it in, please keep it to yourself. ATI might officially spport Linux, but not out of the box and not good enough for my needs. Intel is even better for me).

    119. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by JabberWokky · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Post after post here is missing the point. A Microsoft or Apple tech employee, who, asked "why doesnot my f***ing XYZ work", who responded with "RTFM, jackass!", would be fired on the spot.

      And I agree -- if you bought SUSE Linux, and called them up for help, they would reply to a "Why can't I fucking print?". The same goes for most of the other commercial distros. SUSE help desk is remarkably nice. Caldera was as well (many years ago, back when they were their own company). I've called both when I used their distros and they were very helpful.

      This is akin to walking up to a group of people talking about computers at a local coffeehouse and saying "Why can't I fucking print?". Can you see the difference?

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    120. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      The original trolling was pretty impressive. Republishing it in this context? Sickly and derivative.

      Still, when you think of how the original troll is still causing longwinded, indignant reactions by people like me four years later, you have to give the guy props.

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    121. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by SupremeTaco · · Score: 1

      Errr, no, try again.

      'Bout $20 on pricewatch for a gen-you-wine cable lugging, external power supply having, real, modem.

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    122. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by hitmark · · Score: 1

      hmm, this irc conversation makes me think of a bad version of the centos vs city official story.

      as in, what would happen if instead if being cool and helpfull the centos guy would just go balistic over the badly aimed accusations...

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    123. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 1

      so i guess you understand how to make your own gasoline.... what a silly thing to say, that you have to learn for yourself. really silly. I hope you are under the age of 12

    124. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Users who do not have the inclination, or time, to use trial and error
      should read the manual.

      Trial and error is NOT the way to do it - reading the manual or asking someone who has (who should politely tell you where it is but unfortunately sometimes just says RTFM). If the extreme case that there there is no manual then google helps, then there's the a quick look at the source code for something obvious in the comments near the top. Many of the RTFM flames out there are simply because people cannot be bothered to read a one page FAQ that comes with a thing and those that reply to new user number 50 with the same question can't be bothered to be civil. Sometimes new user 51 with a variant of the question that isn't covered cops some collatoral flames too, which is even worse.

    125. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, windows just works.The pretty blue screen is just a feature!

    126. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by goodtim · · Score: 1

      What I dont understand is if this guy doesn't have a modem that works, how is he talking on IRC? Unless he has another computer that connects to the internet, in which case could of just downloaded the drivers on that machine. It makes no sense. *weep*

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    127. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "gen-you-wine cable lugging, external power supply having, real, modem."

      Which will work *so* well with their laptop.

      I know I love lugging gobs of hardware around with me to make a laptop work. Especially when it's hardware that replaces the hardware I ALREADY BOUGHT.

      Granted, if I'm laptop shopping, I know what to look for, and where to look to make sure it's supported by whatever OS I plan to use-- But that right there disqualifies me from being a "linux noob".

    128. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by CB-in-Tokyo · · Score: 1

      > Why won't my fucking Linux computer print? It's out of paper?

    129. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whether you like it or not, if you want hardware manufacturers to take notice and start releasing open source drivers or being more forthcoming when it comes to requests for information you are going to need John and Jane Q. Public on your side. As long as Linux is seen the OS of choice for only a handfull of geeks there is little reason for companies to embrace open source drivers. Although many new users will never have the interest or the expertise to contribute code they can learn to appreciate the benefits of open source software and may eventually be able to help answer some of those stupid n00b questions that those such as yourself are none too fond of answering.

    130. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by emilper · · Score: 1

      1. ... so, those guys told him to go ... and read the fine manual, and he went to the press and started complainig to the press that Linux users are snobs etc. ... who's the "jackass" here ?

      2. "This particular Windows user was a newbie to Linux but had been in the I.T. industry for years." ... so he could not use google ? When the lugs had about five members he would have got the long answer, probably one that would have satisfied him ... now there are hundres of people asking every f***** day "how do I start web services in Linux" instead of reading one of the f***** thousands of books, articles, old posts etc. that tell them how to start web services in Linux.

      3. No, if you are a Linux newbie it does not mean that you are special and have the right to harass me every God's day asking questions that are answered on every billboard, mailing list archive and WC wall ...

      4. When I was a noob I bought the "unix for dummies" book. And read it ... but I had not been in the IT industry for years at that moment ... I did not think that being called a dummy was an insult.

    131. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Gorshkov · · Score: 1

      Somebody - PLEASE - mod parent up to a 10 or 15 or something

    132. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people have more than one machine, twit

    133. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by ladoga · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      Once I understood bit linux I found this ability to tinker (and freedom to choose) actually making it easier for me to get things done.

      Windows is much more unpredictable and akward to use in it's obscurity. I used MS operating systems for 15 years and still can't really handle em. Hunting some little checkbox hiding somewhere under labyrinth of menus (if it even exists) can be much more frustrating than doing the needed task thru CLI. After one year with debian i know which is my choice.

      People are different. What is easy for one might not be easy for another. It's not like one size fits all. Too often people label linux users as hobbyists or tinkerers. I use linux because it works. If it means few hours of tinkering to get my system to work like i want it to - i'll happily do so. As a result i will have an ergonomic system that fits my needs. (Which might be different from vision by apple/microsoft)

    134. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      Asking for assistance *anywhere* by walking up and saying... "Why isn't there fucking mayo on my sandwich?" ... is not going to help you.

      Well, in this particular case, it is going to help you. You'll get your sandwich back with mayo. But it will indeed be fucking mayo, just like you asked, i.e. the salty white kind, not the usual yellow ;-)

    135. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by ArizonaJer · · Score: 1
      Yes, it is true that the answers to your questions are out there...Linux does have copious documentation. But the fact of the matter is that a simple answer to a simple question can do much more than save the newbie hours of combing through MAN pages...

      Too true!

      Having only worked with Linux for 2 years, I'm still relatively new to it. From the start, I have found MAN pages to be very difficult to use. They're too terse and they too often rely on knowledge that a newcomer won't have.

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    136. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Decker-Mage · · Score: 1
      And I must respectfully disagree. While a laudable goal, perhaps, there is the time constraint. It can take years to learn all the aspects of any version of *nix as I well know, being an old Unix hand from the '70's and BSD from the '80's. I spent the last twenty years helping people in the various hardware, Amiga, Windows, and yes, even ten of those in the Linux Forums on CompuServe. I compare the attitude of what my fellows and I did there with what I see in the various Linux discussion forums out there, and especially the attitude, and I just want to reach through the screen and choke someone. There is no excuse for this kind of attitude or treatment. Period. If you are unwilling to help your fellow members of the communities you belong to, keep your mouth shut rather than abuse them. I also see this as a failure of the moderators, if any, in these various forums.

      I won't even get into the state of documentation. I'm not wearing my asbestos underwear.

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      "[I]t is a wise man who admits the limits of his knowledge or skill, and that pretending either causes harm." --Terry Go
    137. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Decker-Mage · · Score: 1

      Actually I've been giving free tech support online for a couple of decades now covering the broad spectrum of hardware, software, web development, database, security, etc. I find it rewarding in and of itself. If you are unwilling to do so, let those of us who like this kind of 'work', and there are quite a few out there, do so without the offensive n00b and RTFM comments.

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      "[I]t is a wise man who admits the limits of his knowledge or skill, and that pretending either causes harm." --Terry Go
    138. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by zenasprime · · Score: 1

      Don't be an asshole. One day you might need some fucking bread.

    139. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by TheWormThatFlies · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Post after post here is missing the point. A Microsoft or Apple tech employee, who, asked "why doesnot my f***ing XYZ work", who responded with "RTFM, jackass!", would be fired on the spot.

      What, and we're supposed to bemoan the fact that in our community we have the freedom to ignore or respond brusquely to rude people, instead of having to suck it up and coddle them, because the customer is always right, and we have jobs depending on it?

      You are not "the Linux Community"'s customer. You are not paying "us" money to ensure that you, Joe Individual, are completely satisfied with "our" software, and that it works exactly the way you want it to, and does everything that you want it to do perfectly. (OK, if you bought a distro in a box from a shop, lured by the promise of tech support, then sure, you have the right to expect support from the people you paid. Random forum users who use the same distro are not, however, these people.)

      I think that Linux could potentially be useful to lots of people who don't know a lot about computers, and I personally don't mind helping complete n00bs with their first steps in setting it up, because it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside to help someone discover what I think is nice and useful software. However, the essential element that will make me inclined to help someone is a willingness to learn.

      Linux is not Windows. It was not designed to be Windows, and it will never be Windows. That means that it will never work in exactly the same way that Windows works, no matter how much you scream and stamp your feet, and that means that if you really want to use it, you will have to learn something. At some point you will have to look things up on Google, read written instructions and understand them, because finding someone to help you and finding someone to hold your hand are two very different things.

      If I tell you how to do something once, and you don't bother to take note of it because you assume that you don't need to remember because I won't mind explaining it all again the next time you want to do it, I will rapidly lose interest in helping you. If you come onto a forum with a sense of entitlement the size of Antarctica, screaming that some vaguely described element is "broken" and you want it fixed "now, now, yesterday", having done no prior investigation by yourself and obviously unwilling to learn anything or put in any work, you should really not be surprised when you get ignored or flamed. You're acting like a jerk. And you're not paying anyone on the forum to put up with you acting like a jerk.

    140. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by init100 · · Score: 1

      From what I've heard, Linux support for built-in wireless chipsets can be fairly weak, but none of these laptops have wireless. Cardbus works fine though.

      If you buy a laptop with of the Intel Centrino brand, i.e. one with an intel wireless chip built-in, you'll be fine. The driver was provided by Intel itself, and is included in the kernel tree. You might have to download the firmware though.

    141. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by init100 · · Score: 1

      We finally figured out that he thought that an internet/network connection was a one-way connection. ie, a request goes out and then the response comes back on another connection. I didn't even bother to ask why/how he could think that his browser worked....

      That very much reminds me of a neighbour I had a few years ago. The neighbourhood was considering an upgrade of the cable tv system to support two-way communications, and one afternoon we had a Q&A session for the not so computer literate neighbours. I and this neighbour, who was even a computer consultant, were answering questions about broadband in general and this solution in particular. When asked why we needed this upgrade, the computer consultant said that "While one-way communications are sufficient for receiving data, such as browsing the web, two-way communications is needed when you also want to send data, like sending email."

      And he was supposed to know anything about computers and networks. :)

    142. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by k8to · · Score: 1

      The major differences are as follows:

      1. Hardware modems have a simple (if clumsy) API for controlling them which is standard across all modem devices. All modems are supported by all operating systems that can control any of a few common serial UARTs.

      2. Because modems need to produce signals with precise timings, and because some "winmodems" have very little timing logic in hardware, winmodem drivers can consume a surprisingly large amount of cputime. Some drivers of clumsy hardware are forced to busy-wait which means the cpu time they consume grows directly with the speed of the cpu, instead of decreasing like normal well-behaved software. This issue is limited to certain devices.

      3. Some "winmodems" have undocumented interfaces, and some are protected with "trade secrets" or patents on algorithms in the closed driver. Undocumented hardware is offensive at least to me, although this might not matter to you. Practically speaking, some of these do not work in Linux because of the willful barriers to creating a working driver are high enough that no one has either desired or managed to do so.

      A "winmodem" with well-published information on controlling it is quite possibly a more powerful device than a traditional hardware modem, and perhaps cheaper, but will likely not be supported as broadly, or quickly across a variety of operating systems, and may be more prone to failures in support in the future (say when you upgrade to Windows Vista). Thus even in the best case it's definitely a trade-off, and in the worst case can be a markedly inferior product. This doesn't matter to all users, but matters to enough to earn a tarnished reputation.

      Personally I suspect you could make a single chip serial uart/modem these days that would cost about the same to manufacture as some dsp thing common in winmodems, but I guess sellers will probably modify existing popular designs (cheaper) which have specialized interfaces and specific drivers.

      I don't give two hoots since I've not used a modem since 1997.

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    143. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the cause"? the CAUSE?

      I just want to work the damn computer, I don't want your kool-aid!

      Maybe part of the snobbishness is the overly political stance everyone seems to feel the need to slobber over everyone who doesn't agree with them, these days.

      Just be nice because you are talking to a HUMAN. You don't have to think of yourself as a representative of Linux, or Mac, or Windows, or whatever. Stop being so damn ideological, everyone.

      Don't give me the "well he started it" business or the "well he lies so I have to lie to make him stop lying." Go sit in the corner for ten minutes and rethink your life.

    144. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try searching for linmodem

    145. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by bbtom · · Score: 1

      If "the community" is only available to journalists, become one. You're only a BlogSpot account or Wordpress install away from doing so...

      That said, my experience with community support has been superb. Linuxquestions.org has a Hardware Compatibility List, a great forum and a pretty useful wiki. Also, some IRC chans give good support - #mandriva on irc.freenode.net was really useful when I was setting up wifi recently.

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    146. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by runderwo · · Score: 1

      Oh please. Point me to an open source V.90 implementation, please. Hint: none exists. So there are no open source "Linmodem" drivers as you claim, or at least none both open source and functional enough to connect to an ISP.

    147. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      Damn.

      Someone was working on one at least 5 years ago, although it was far from useful at the time. The driver could already pick up and drop the phone line and do audio, which was about all it should have needed for hardware support. V.90 is a documented standard.

      I'm surprised and dissapointed. I really thought the community would have done this by now.

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    148. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by runderwo · · Score: 1
      Yes, many "telephone line interface cards" have free software that can manipulate the phone line. However, V.90, the modulation protocol is patented, as all ITU-T 'standards' are. Feel free to implement it and pray the lawyers don't come after you. Nobody else has been that bold yet since real hardware modems still exist.

      It is possible that some of the patents on the older standards (like Bell XXX and V.22) have expired by now though, so those may be a reasonable place to start playing around in this area. (The stack of modem modulation and compression protocols could be rebuilt one by one in the order they were invented, as the patents expire one by one...)

    149. Re:An Unfortunate Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Remember, if you have a problem or question, 100 to 1, somebody else has had it too, so Google probably already knows the answer

      No, Google probably has the same question phrased 500 slightly different ways. Finding the one that has the answer you're looking for is the hard part...

  6. Google as the teacher...... by ZiakII · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have been using Linux as my OS of choice for a year now and am willing to admit I'm far from being an experienced Linux user. The main thing that helped me when starting to use Linux was Google. If I didn't have Google I don't think I would have solved most of my problems. From what I have seen any problems that I had there where already tons of information out on the web answering these questions if you looked and didn't take the easy way out and post without even trying to search for it on the internet.

    1. Re:Google as the teacher...... by eraser.cpp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I love it when I've googled a topic for days and explain that on IRC and instead of them saying "I don't know" I'm told "You obviously suck at Google". Really warms the heart.

    2. Re:Google as the teacher...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If I didn't have Google I don't think I would have solved most of my problems.

      Precisely. If you didn't have Google, you wouldn't be able to find any of the other search engines...
    3. Re:Google as the teacher...... by chris_eineke · · Score: 1
      There is a really easy solution to that:
      /ignore user_name_here
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    4. Re:Google as the teacher...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just remember that the best Googling for Linux-related answers are at groups.google.com.

    5. Re:Google as the teacher...... by zerocool^ · · Score: 1


      Let me introduce you to http://www.google.com/linux/

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  7. Microsoft plants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These are Microsoft evangelists trying to poison the water well.

  8. Two Experiences by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My freshman year (2000) in college started with me not knowing what a "linux" was. This all changed when a friend handed me a Debian distribution burned to an ISO. He encouraged me to repartition my hard drive and install this next to my Windows 98 SE installation. Like a lot of new people, I hosed my hard drive. I ended up doing fresh installs on both OS's and getting the dual boot to work. There were cheap little games and some truly great and historical open source software on that disc also. The next day in class, the guy couldn't get me to shut up about how great it was. I had hit a few snags but the answers were all online.

    My first college kegger could not compare to the first time I ran Linux. Nor would a kegger ever be as memorable. A free operating system? That works?

    A year or two later, I'm in a new class. There's a kid sitting in front of me going on and on about Linux. Up to this point, I've used Debian, Mandrake & Red Hat so I drop a question out there:

    Me: "I really like Mandrake, what do you think is the best distribution?"
    Student A: "It's obviously Gentoo."
    Me: "Gentoo? I haven't even heard of that one..."
    Student A: "Well, it's clearly the superior distribution."

    Ok, so my first encounter with Linux people working against Linux people in a childish d*ck measuring contest. To my horror, I overheard the following conversation thereafter ensue between him and a person in the class looking for a Linux installation experience:

    Student B: "I use Windows and I'm confused even as where to start..."
    Student A: "That's easy, just install Gentoo."
    Student B: "I ... Where do I get a disc for that?"
    Student A: "They're freely online, you just have to find them and install them--I recommend an ftp install so that you get the latest versions of everything. And with Gentoo, you can just emerge whenever you want to update. "
    Student B: "'Emerge'--what does that mean?"
    Student A: *snorts* "If I have to tell you, there's no point in you even getting Linux."

    And on it went, with Student A asserting his superiority. When I got home, I tried to install Gentoo. It took forever, I hit a million snags but eventually got it working. I hated it. After talking again to them, the only reason Student A was using Gentoo was because he had some crazy chipset he needed to compile everything for (a dual AMD setup which was rare back then) and he also revealed that he spent every Sunday night "emerging."

    Luckily, I intevened with Mandrake and gave him something close to Windows that an idiot probably could install. I told him all the cautionary advice I had to give and I feel that he most closely identified with me.

    The truth is: not all Linux experiences are for everybody.

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    1. Re:Two Experiences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And on it went, with Student A asserting his superiority. When I got home, I tried to install Gentoo. It took forever, I hit a million snags but eventually got it working. I hated it.

      I think it has something to do with BSD vs. Linux style of thinking. Gentoo seems to follow more along the lines of the BSD thinking with portage and emerge and crap. Frankly I couldn't care less about recompiling a perfectly good package to gain a 2% speed improvement. Just give me a binary package to install so I can get on with my work. Take OpenBSD for instance.. when a vulnerability comes out they just give you a patch and expect you to recompile the affected bits of the OS! With most Linux distributions they just release upgraded binary packages and you're off and running without needing to install 900 megs of fucking source code to recompile one daemon.

    2. Re:Two Experiences by 955301 · · Score: 1

      Since the last thing you mentioned was keeping up with vulnerability patches, I want to add something here to keep you from turning anyone off from gentoo.

      Gentoo has toolkit which includes an app called glsa-check described here:

      http://www.gentoo.org/doc/en/security/security-han dbook.xml?part=1&chap=14

      It's preliminary, but it will report the components of your installation which have security issues and the security issue id's themselves.

      There is also an email alert sent out whenever a security alert is announced. So don't let this guys attitude discourage you from at least trying it on for size. Sure, it may not be what you need, but then again, it just might.

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    3. Re:Two Experiences by liposuction · · Score: 1

      One of my best friends is a linux god. However, every time I tried to get help with it, he'd say something like, "Read the man pages." Or, "You can figure it out."

      Sorry. Not all of us are as good at picking it up as you were. I finally gave up on the OS for the most part. I try the new versions of SuSe and Fedora etc; but I just don't have the patience to really get into it; especially when most of my help is such a pain in the ass to get.

      Linux snobs are hurting linux.

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    4. Re:Two Experiences by sammy+baby · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I try not to be a Linux snob - well, that's not true. I try not to be an OS X snob, and not being a Linux snob sorta comes with that turf. Regardless:

      Can I ask how you learned Windows?

    5. Re:Two Experiences by LS · · Score: 1


          What is is the was of what shall be. ~ Lao Tzu

      Did Lao Tzu really say this? I've read the Dao De Jing a couple times and don't recall this quote, but it may be that I forgot, or that it was worded differently in my translation.

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    6. Re:Two Experiences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Student A: "They're freely online, you just have to find them and install them--I recommend an ftp install so that you get the latest versions of everything. And with Gentoo, you can just emerge [gentoo-wiki.com] whenever you want to update. "

      Whoahhh! That guy can embed hyperlinks in his speech?? He truly is a L337 Gentoo user!

    7. Re:Two Experiences by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      After talking again to them, the only reason Student A was using Gentoo was because he had some crazy chipset he needed to compile everything for (a dual AMD setup which was rare back then) and he also revealed that he spent every Sunday night "emerging."

      A lot of Gentoo users are the ricers of the Linux world -- a lot of pretense and futile effort for marginal performance gains. Unfortunately, tuning-weenies are really attracted to the distro, and these people are the worst kinds of OS snobs bar none.

      However, there are a lot of other users of Gentoo for other reasons. Personally, I've started using the distribution because of the Hardened Gentoo project. While the distro's not as easy as Mandrake, I personally find portage more user friendly than dselect (as used by Debian, Ubuntu, etc.). Out of curiosity, what kind of snags did you run into, and what made you dislike it?

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    8. Re:Two Experiences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laozi alias Lao Zi, Lao Tzu, Lao Tse, or Lao Tze.

      I believe he is attributed with saying that though I cannot produce precisely from where. No one has ever questioned my sig, lol.

      Whether or not he was a single individual or a group of scholars, I am not an authority to comment on that.

      Whatever entity that name embodies, it sure produced some interesting literature and quotes.

    9. Re:Two Experiences by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      Can I ask how you learned Windows?

      Yeah, it's not like Microsoft pours millions of dollars into making the workings of a computer obvious and making a full help system which people can access by clicking the start button and choosing 'Help', is it?

      This is exactly what people are talking about; people can take a legitimate criticism of Linux (hard to use, no documentation, little attention paid to consistency) and turn it into an excuse to bash Windows and Microsoft.

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    10. Re:Two Experiences by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      If you carefully reread the seven words which formed my question in its entireity, I think you'll fail to find a single "bash" on Microsoft, Windows, Bill Gates, or any of their affiliates, related products, relatives, or pets.

      liposuction stated that "Not all of us are as good at picking it up as [the people I was asking for help] were," and that his repeated efforts to learn the OS (whatever that means) were not progressing well. But clearly he's starting from somewhere, because (I assume) he's already doing fine with Windows. So in the interest of finding out specifically what helped him in the past, I asked him how he learned Windows.

      (A corollary to the posted article: Linux snobs definitely hurt the mainstream acceptance of Linux. On the other hand, jumping to the conclusion that everyone is a Linux snob doesn't help either.)

    11. Re:Two Experiences by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      You turned the question around. You answered a question about Linux being hard to use with another question about Windows possibly being hard to use. It seems that Linux proponents never want to even come close to the possibility that Linux might be less intuitive or suitable for newbies than Windows is.

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    12. Re:Two Experiences by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1
      It seems that Linux proponents never want to even come close to the possibility that Linux might be less intuitive or suitable for newbies than Windows is.

      Why would Linux zealots want to admit this? What do they gain? Humility?

      Plus, Linux is very suitable for true computer newbies. It makes office documents and browses the web better then one could hope for considering the price. Its the middle of the road computer users (or "Windows Power Users") that have most of the problems because they come to Linux with very specific expectations ("It has to run this application, do this task and use this odd piece of hardware") yet lack the patience needed to overcome these obstacles.

      In the long run, it might be better that snobs turn people off Linux. At least then they don't spread false hope....

    13. Re:Two Experiences by John+Courtland · · Score: 0, Troll

      What a goddamn bitch. I can only hope and pray he got his ass mauled every day in high school.

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    14. Re:Two Experiences by twilight30 · · Score: 1

      Honestly, if he hasn't the patience to bear with you about stuff like that, you might want to reconsider your friendship. I mean, does answering a question really kill people? That's just sheer laziness.

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    15. Re:Two Experiences by sammy+baby · · Score: 1
      You turned the question around. You answered a question about Linux being hard to use with another question about Windows possibly being hard to use. It seems that Linux proponents never want to even come close to the possibility that Linux might be less intuitive or suitable for newbies than Windows is.

      Dude, I'm running a study group for a bunch of folks who are working up to take (or are considering taking) the RHCE exam. Some of them have effectively zero Linux experience. I have no problem with the idea that Windows is just plain easier in a lot of respects.

      But statements like "Linux is too hard" don't occur in a vaccuum. They're always made in comparison to some other operating system, because if the person stating it hadn't used another OS he'd have said something like "computers are too hard," instead, or "I tried Linux and it was too hard, I wonder if Windows is any better." If you can't talk about what makes the one experience better or worse than the other, what hope is there of improvement?

      I wish I still had the link, but a few months ago, someone wrote an article based on his experience installing Windows XP on bare metal, "for the first time." His somewhat fictionalized conclusion was that the Windows install process had a way to go before it would win real acceptance on the desktop. Which is all by way of saying that "ease of use" is a relative thing.
    16. Re:Two Experiences by caluml · · Score: 1
      Yeah, it's not like Microsoft pours millions of dollars into making the workings of a computer obvious and making a full help system which people can access by clicking the start button and choosing 'Help', is it?

      If I click my K (located in the same place as the Windows Start button), 7th link up is Help. What's your point again?

    17. Re:Two Experiences by Shazow · · Score: 1

      Say what you will about the odd Gentoo user, but in my experience Gentoo has one of the most welcoming and informative communities I've witnessed. Almost any problem encountered can be found on the huuuuge forum, and any post that you've put in at least a little effort into will get an almost instant, polite reply.

      Naturally, if you write a post entitled "lol!" with the body "omg help!" you're not going to get a great response. But if you're clear about what your problem is, people will pour in with suggestions and directions to fix it.

      Similarly on their IRC channel. Stop by, ask for help, and odds are someone will be around willing to help. I make it a point to pop by once a week or so and just help a few people.

      Yes, Gentoo is harder to get started with than some other distros (Ubuntu, Mandrake, etc). But I must say, I've known people who have used Ubuntu or Mandrake or what have you for as long as I have used Gentoo, and they learned nothing about Linux during that time.

      Clearly Gentoo isn't for the "average" user. But if you want to learn something and have a solid and flexible distro with a reliable community behind it, I highly recommend Gentoo.

      - shazow

    18. Re:Two Experiences by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      It makes office documents and browses the web better then one could hope for considering the price.

      Considering the price, perhaps, but that's only because it does those things at all. Compatibility with Microsoft Office is not 100% and OpenOffice.org is a slow piece of shit even at the best of times. The Java plugin is a pain in the hole to set up on Linux compared to Windows and the Flash plugin (yes, lots of people, myself included, like Flash movies) is absolutely terrible on Linux. KDE and GNOME both "feel" less snappy on this Duron 1.8GHz than Windows XP does on a P3 766MHz. And this isn't just uninformed trolling, I've tried Linux a lot of times and always gone back because nothing has improved. Fuck, I'm in a Gentoo LiveCD right now!

      All this in mind, Linux is nowhere near suitable for the average user. Support, or the lack of it, is just icing on the cake.

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    19. Re:Two Experiences by Shazow · · Score: 1

      A question or two may not, but the more you answer, the more the person starts relying on you and the stupider the questions get.

      I'm all for helping people, but you have to set a limit. Eventually people start asking you "so, do I left click or right click?" or something equivalent, which would have been much much much easier and faster to simply TRY IT! Seriously, two choices, about half a second to try each. Why would you send a message to someone, wait for a reply, and then take their word on it, when you could have much easier just tried it yourself.

      If it's a complicated problem, I'll get them started and make sure they get through it ok. But if it's something trivial, which I _know_ they'd be able to solve if I just wasn't around, I avoid answering. Not because I'm a snob (which I may be), but it's really better for everyone involved.

      By the way, this applies to both, Windows and Linux users. Friends or otherwise.

      - shazow

    20. Re:Two Experiences by tacocat · · Score: 1

      Student A needs to get laid, like that'll ever happen...

    21. Re:Two Experiences by aaronl · · Score: 1

      I do something very similar to that, unless time is critical. Most people just learn better from doing the work themselves. If you are handed the answer, you haven't really learned why it is the answer. I prefer to point people in the right direction, whether it is telling them what manpage to look at, or which howto or FAQ, etc. That teaches how to find the answer, the answer itself, how to find other answers, and hopefully why these things are the answers. You end up with a person that has learned to solve problems on their own, which is much better than one that can only parrot your answer back to the computer.

      Honestly, if you're just going to tell someone the answer, why not just do it for them. At least that way you know it'll be right the first time, and it will probably take less time.

      In your case, perhaps you just aren't interested in learned for the sake of learning. Maybe you don't care to understand the computer and its software; you just want it to work. In that case, you're better off on either a distro more like Ubuntu or Linspire, or on a more hand-holding platform, like Windows or MacOS. I didn't have to do much of anything to get SUSE to just work, but I did go out of my way to get hardware that's well supported by Linux.

    22. Re:Two Experiences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally agree...Even after wasting an entire day I still don't have my 5 button wireless mouse and WPA enabled wireless adapter working on Ubuntu (supposedely best)!!!

    23. Re:Two Experiences by LS · · Score: 1

      It's likely that "he" is not a single individual. Various versions of the Dao De Jing have been found over time with different wordings and organizations. Also "lao" means "old", and "zi" means "master" or "person" or "son", so even if he did exist, this was likely not his name.

      Anyway, I found the quote after all. It's from a translation by the poet Witter Bynner, who decided to take a more freeform approach to the text. Here's a page of comparisons, quite interesting:

      http://wayist.org/ttc%20compared/chap02.htm#4

      LS

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    24. Re:Two Experiences by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      That help is for KDE apps and KDE apps alone. There is no help given for setting up hardware, connecting to the internet (except possibly with KPPP), installing new software...Windows gives help with all of these in a friendly handholding manner.

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    25. Re:Two Experiences by caluml · · Score: 1

      For me, I just plug in (for example) a new network card, and hey presto, the right kernel module is loaded, and it is available for use. Connecting to the internet? That'll be called DHCP (for the majority now).

      You sure you're not stuck in the late 90s?

    26. Re:Two Experiences by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Sometimes, Windows "help" really sux. When I got a new computer, I had a hell of a time getting it to work with my static IP DSL. There was nothing obvious to get it to work right. Obviously B. Gates assumed everyone would use DHCP. In my situation, the Windows help was every bit as crappy and obscure as any Linux man page.

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    27. Re:Two Experiences by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Compatibility with Microsoft Office is not 100% and OpenOffice.org is a slow piece of shit even at the best of times.

      What does this have to do with linux? The same problem would exist on windows if you wanted to run Openoffice. And OpenOffice is no more incompatible with MS Office than MS Office is with OpenOffice. And it isn't like MS Office comes with windows in the first place - if you're comparing extra add-ons maybe the comparison should be StarOffice, or something more expensive than free? And I've run into my share of Word bugs at work - they aren't common but you can run into them when you put tables into headers/footers, and otherwise have complex documents.

      The Java plugin is a pain in the hole to set up on Linux compared to Windows

      Have you set up the official java plugin on windows? Or are you using the old built-in MS VM that they're not even allowed to update any more (at least I think that was the conclusion of the matter - I forget how all the lawsuits turned out). In any case, Java is 3rd-party software even on windows, and how well it works is limited by the fact that Sun doesn't let it get bundled with distros.

      and the Flash plugin (yes, lots of people, myself included, like Flash movies) is absolutely terrible on Linux.

      Again, this is 3rd-party software. This would be no different from me complaining about how lousy konqueror or tuxracer support is on windows.

      Can't say I've observed your KDE issues - it tends to be pretty responsive in my experience as long as you don't overdo the eye-candy relative to hardware. While technically not linux I'd say that the desktop environment in general is fair game for criticism.

      Don't get me wrong - linux has its issues. However, many of the issues amount to it being different from windows. Any system is going to have a learning curve.

    28. Re:Two Experiences by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      The truth is: not all Linux experiences are for everybody.

      True. As for me, Gentoo is superior - because I heavily depend on packages not commonly found in RPM/DEB base distros' main repositories and upgrading to a new release with third-party packages in place tends to break everything. Gentoo doesn't need release upgrades (as they don't really have distinct releases) so I have to spend less time reinstalling everything. Also, Portage is a very cool package manager.
      Oh, and it has quite good 64 bit support.

      However, I do understand that most people are fine with RPM or DEB. Gentoo is for you if you know what you want and how you want it. That means decisons like "I want localized X11 apps but all shell apps should not be localized", "I want 64 bit because of the extra registers" or "I need my system to use the NPTL". If you don't (want to) care about stuff like that you really don't want Gentoo.

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    29. Re:Two Experiences by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1
      Compatibility with Microsoft Office is not 100% and OpenOffice.org is a slow piece of shit even at the best of times.

      True, but compatibility is high enough for the average home user- simple Word documents usually transfer perfectly.

      The Java plugin is a pain in the hole to set up on Linux compared to Windows and the Flash plugin (yes, lots of people, myself included, like Flash movies) is absolutely terrible on Linux.

      The difficulty here is fixed by something like Automatix.

      KDE and GNOME both "feel" less snappy on this Duron 1.8GHz than Windows XP does on a P3 766MHz.

      I disagree, but I have been using composite in Linux for almost a full year now so Windows seems sluggish to me. And boring (seeing as how it can't flip my applications across a 3D cube like Linux can).

      And this isn't just uninformed trolling, I've tried Linux a lot of times and always gone back because nothing has improved.

      It does improve, just at an incremental rate. Plus most of the things you list (Java, Flash) are third party pluggins, so they will only improve when the makers of them choose to improve them.

      For some of us, its good enough today. Or last year. Or the year before. It comes down to what your needs are on the desktop. For the majority of people I have ever met (who treat their computers like glorified word processors and web browsers) its good enough right now. Its just not far better and has a learning curve so there is little reason for normal users to try it......

  9. I call bullshit by Nichotin · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The article assumes that "n00b-haters" does not exist at all from other platforms. I just recently got told to go screw myself by a MCSE, because I nagged him ten thousand times about how to find the Active Directory wizard. There you go, more anecdotal evidence.

    1. Re:I call bullshit by LordEd · · Score: 1

      On windows 2003:
      To create a new active directory server, go to Start -> Settings -> Control panel -> Administrative tools -> Configure Your Server Wizard

      Choose "Domain controller" and choose next.

      To work with Active directory:
      Start -> Settings -> Control panel -> Administrative tools

      There are 3 tools here used for working with active directory

  10. Re:Linux sNOBs by Southpaw018 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Astounding. You've taken a sane, logical article and replied to it in the exact illogical, impassioned manner it criticizes. You, sir, are a poster child for a Linux snob. The article encourages you to stop talking, essentially. Read it again, because it is wholly and entirely accurate.

    My story, aside from parent: I'm trying to install Mailman a year or so back. I have a base Debian install. I'm stuck. I RTFM. It's not that I can't, or that I don't want to, it's that I quite simply don't understand what it's telling me to do. I don't know what an Exim director is, and the manual thingy doesn't really care to say, only that I need to configure Mailman to work with it. (Since then, it's been updated to be a bit more descriptive. I just checked.)

    So, I ask. The response? A snub. Worded from a community member to a third person for me to read: "Maybe the problem isn't Mailman or any of the other awesome software he's running, it's the user not reading all the available documentation."
    I note that I read it, but I don't understand it. No response at all.

    These days, I have one Debian box with ZoneMinder and Mailman sitting here and everything else is still Windows. I'm quite happy with that.

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  11. Just use Google by stecoop · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What I have found is that there are really tough question in the Linux world or just common mistakes. Sometimes these questions are repeated many times but there may be a reason the questions are asked over and over again. When I use the popular search engine Google to fetch the answer to a question I have, the first hundred results are usually some chat thread with my question being asked and some brilliant and insightful genius replies back with the comment to just use Google. Even better, you can go read a chat thread and it has 20 pages of 20 entries and another brilliant and insightful genius replies back sating he already answered the question and to use the search function to get the answer. What is bad, the question usually fall to the side since the rest of the group thinks it has been answered satisfactorily.

    1. Re:Just use Google by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      Sometimes these questions are repeated many times but there may be a reason the questions are asked over and over again.

      Because too many people who write "documentation" are actually just making notes of how they accomplished a task instead of giving directions, and then half of the people that write documentation do not write FULL documentation (i.e. if you don't know how to do this part, I'm not going to tell you, find out on your own). A lot the time when I read the man pages in Mac OS X (which are BSD) I have no idea what an option is going to do until I test it. At that point, what's the use of a manual?

      The best support site period for me has been Apple Discussions, including TONS of Unix questions.

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    2. Re:Just use Google by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 1

      Google to fetch the answer to a question I have, the first hundred results are usually some chat thread with my question being asked and some brilliant and insightful genius replies back with the comment to just use Google

      I cannot tell you how much I hate that shit! At the very least, the forum moderator could delete those threads where a question isn't answered. What in the hell is the purpose of "SEARCH" when it pulls up essentially empty data (except that it's not actually empty--no, first you have to read through the thread before realizing, "Hey, there's no answer here!").

  12. Re:Linux sNOBs by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Many of you are too wrapped up in playing with the latest transparent desktop

    You know, I just can't imagine why anyone would call Linux users snobs.

    -Eric

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  13. Re:Linux sNOBs by heelrod · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's good job security!

    No nOObs is good BOOBs

  14. Preaching to the choir here by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This article seems as much flamebait as anything.
    I read through and a lot of what he was describing sounded like listening to the anonymous cowards on here.

    Asking a Mac user which is the best operating system will result in one answer, asking a linux user to discuss the various distros is another.

    Audiophiles will deride a newbie for asking silly questions, gamers will take the piss out of n00bs for aiming wrong or asking about the best weapons, hell even office staff will give you a 10 minute diorama about their red stapler, but if you ask them what the differences are they will fly off at the handle.

    Nobody knows about all the distros or databases and theres not really a one size fits all solution so people get embedded in their current system.
    Sounds like he just found people on their off days, but I agree with the general article contents - it extends to all walks of life and multiple subjects.

    And I've not even touched on vi vs emacs ;)

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    1. Re:Preaching to the choir here by BecomingLumberg · · Score: 1
      I think that the most dissapointing item about switching is how many linux snobs insist that everyone would be better using linux, but simply are unwilling to make a truly easy guide to switching. I have tried switching twice and turned back due to lack of hardware compatability or not being able to find and install the program I want. I want to learn the linux environment, and know of its benefits, but I am just unwilling to go for a few weeks without MP3s because i cannot find a good sound driver for the oddball chip on my montherboard.

      I don't consider myself an ingnoramus, but I find it hard to justify that I require an extra 'training' computer to learn linux on so that I still have my functionality until I become adept enough in the new environment to do everything i need to.

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    2. Re:Preaching to the choir here by Bandman · · Score: 1

      the blessing and the curse of linux is that there's never just one answer. Switching to linux is complex, just as switching to Windows would be if all you'd ever used was a Mac.

      What kinds of problems did you run into when you switched? Which distro did you try to switch to? What was your goal in switching?

      I look at linux kind of like looking at driving a standard versus an automatic. The standard provides more control over the car, but has a higher learning curve. It's tough to drive a car until you can figure out how to shift. That might be why people recommend dual booting in the beginning, or having a second computer.

    3. Re:Preaching to the choir here by just_another_sean · · Score: 1

      And I've not even touched on vi vs emacs ;)

      You just stop right their mister. We got enough flames going on today. :-)

      (Besides everyone knows vi rules!)

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    4. Re:Preaching to the choir here by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

      And I've not even touched on vi vs emacs ;)

      You just had to go there, did'nt you....

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    5. Re:Preaching to the choir here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      switching to linux is complex, just as switching to Windows would be if all you'd ever used was a Mac.

      I did that in 1991 - it'd be easier now. Everything was self-evident. Linux is a total pain in the ass. Back in the day, I got slackware running with xwindows on a 386-40 with 8Mb RAM. The man pages weren't even formatted then, Using RH as of 3 years ago it was hard to find any single task as easy as doing a whole OS install in 199x - networking, samba, wireless, sound, cd burning, file manager, configuration, documentation, file locations - all completely hopeless. Even the text editors were garbage (especially the text editors!) I have read thousands of pages of linux books, most of a shelf-full, and hundreds of thousands of words of man pages. The truth is the goddamn OS and all the software built on it is a bugpile that needs to get sent to the big bit bucket in the sky. The time for *NIX was the '70s. Hell at least then we had line numbers and GOTO and FREEDOM, goddammit! ,grumble..kids..bah..humf

    6. Re:Preaching to the choir here by Slithe · · Score: 1

      If you do not want to mess around with hardware detection, you could buy a PC with Linux pre-installed. There are many online vendors who will do this (some of them even have well-recognized names, although these are typically more expensive 'workstations': IBM, Dell, Hewlett-Packard, etc.). Hey, it works for Apple!

      If you do not want to buy a new computer, then check out a Linux Hardware Compatibility List and search for the driver you need and see what is supported. If you want a good sound card, you could use a Sound Blaster Live!, which is only ~$30 nowadays. Can anyone recommend a better value Linux soundcard?

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    7. Re:Preaching to the choir here by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1
      I read through and a lot of what he was describing sounded like listening to the anonymous cowards on here.

      Even funnier, if you replace "Linux" with "Windows" in that article and vice versa, it's even more true. Except half the time, the Windows zealot in question is on the other end of a long distance phone call you're paying for...

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    8. Re:Preaching to the choir here by sharpestmarble · · Score: 1

      Yes, it does sound a little flamebaitish. However, for Linux to move forward, it needs to be said.

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    9. Re:Preaching to the choir here by syousef · · Score: 0, Troll

      This article seems as much flamebait as anything.

      Next time you go to the beach take a large bucket. You'll find it more convenient to bury your head in the sand if you have some handy.

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    10. Re:Preaching to the choir here by Americano · · Score: 1
      Asking a Mac user which is the best operating system will result in one answer, asking a linux user to discuss the various distros is another.

      Well, the actual answer to that question is another question:
      What do you need to do with it?

      I interact with five different operating systems on a daily basis, and have at least mild administrative experience on all of them:
      • Windows XP (work desktop, personal laptop)
      • Mac OS X (personal desktop at home)
      • IBM AIX (work servers)
      • Sun Solaris (work servers)
      • Red Hat Enterprise Server (work servers)


      I also have some fairly recent experience with Gentoo & Fedora Core on my personal laptop.

      In my experience, for the *average* home user (and here, I'm thinking of people like my parents) -- the type of person who wants to send a few pictures to family & friends, write an email, browse the web, download some music... OS X or Windows XP is the way to go. I'm fairly new to the Mac world, but I've been very impressed so far with how simply & easily it "just works". Windows "just works" most of the time as well, but it requires more user intervention in the way of updates, security, and things like that.

      Linux has its place... as a server operating system at work (Red Hat), I love it. It's rock-solid, and it "just works" in that scenario. With that said, Gentoo & Fedora Core are still not there as desktop systems for the "average" user. Too much work to get them running, and unless you buy new hardware that you've verified is absolutely, completely supported by Linux, then you're taking a real crapshoot. The reason I'm running OS X & Windows still today, rather than Fedora or Gentoo, is because I couldn't get half of the peripherals I already owned to work under Linux, and I'll be damned if I'm going to go out and spend hundreds of dollars replacing peripherals that I use infrequently just so I can reap the benefits of a free operating system.
    11. Re:Preaching to the choir here by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      I can't argue with your thoughts infact they come pretty close to my own experiences.
      I have found its good to keep a live cd handy (either knoppix or more recently Ubuntu) for when people ask about Linux, it lets them dip their toes without ruining anything, and if they like the experience I give them some more assistance in setting up.
      Its always easier to show somebody a working system than try to explain the reasons why they should use it.
      I won't however push people away from the OS they are using and have 100% hardware coverage with (its usually the OS they got with their machine).

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    12. Re:Preaching to the choir here by Americano · · Score: 1

      Absolutely... the live cd thing is something I haven't messed around with much, but it seems like it would make a fantastic "sales tool" for Linux.

      My big issue with Linux is that, I'm a reasonably computer-savvy guy, and I attempted to set up my home desktop with Fedora (and later, Gentoo), and use that desktop exclusively. I managed for about 2 months before I bagged it and went back to Windows, because it was just too frustrating -- usability, missing software functionality that I use all the time, no hardware support for some peripherals, etc.

      And I don't fault the Linux people for this... it was my own risk & experiment. But when I brought this up here on Slashdot previously as an example of how difficult it was to convert to Linux (as in, "i'm a software guy, and here's all the issues *I* ran into... now how my my dear old mom & dad going to succeed?"). The overwhelming response I got from Linux-y folks was along the lines of, "Well it's your fault for trying to install Fedora on a system with hardware that's unsupported. What did you expect?" And that's the high-handed snobbery the original article decries.

      Microsoft, and Apple (to a far greater extent than the Linux community) have gotten it right: a desktop PC is, to most users, simply an appliance. They don't care what makes it work, as long as it works when they hit the power button. Linux has made usability strides, but it's still got this "do-it-yourself" ethos that scares off a lot of people.

  15. Re:Linux sNOBs by generic-man · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You RTFMed. I'm impressed. I've been told to RTFM when the FM is four versions out of date and filled with sections of "TODO: write this."

    Open Source software documentation reminds me of Wikipedia: read it for help, but if it's not written yet, write it then read it.

    Yes, I know the software comes with no warranty or support, but the notion of "you get what you pay for" is as strong as ever in many circles.

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  16. Troll by boyfaceddog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Could this post be any more obvious a troll?

    Move along - yada, yada, yada.

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    1. Re:Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent is insightful? Ha! By that logic, this must be Informative.

  17. Admit it; it's your e-penis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll find that the idiots who get their panties in a bunch about "newbies" are the "My e-penis is bigger than yours" type who likes to think they're special or clever because they can knock up a Perl script. They feel threatened by the idea that Joe user may be able to pick up Linux and use it without the need to wave his own e-penis around, because it makes their e-penis all the more tiny.

    1. Re:Admit it; it's your e-penis by generic-man · · Score: 1, Funny

      I would like to meet someone whose e-penis can "knock up a Perl script" and I would like to meet his daughter $_?&T:&B.

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  18. Fist prost? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

    There are a lot of snobs, that's true. The fact that most newbie questions tend to ignite flamewars ("Which distribution should I use?") doesn't help either... Newbies are supposed to pick up the basics by themselves and only ask more interesting questions, which obviously doesn't work for everyone. Maybe there should be more (and better) FAQs. You know, sites which answer common questions in easily understandable terms.

    However, part of the problem is also the perceived snobbery. Sometimes people automatically assume that you're a snob just because you're a Linux user (seems like Linux has replaced the Mac in that regard), especially when talking about OSes; I have been in a discussion about WinXP vs. Win2k which quickly detoriated into "Microsoft apologists vs. Linux snobs" as one user assumed that all Linux users saying "I prefer Win2k because XP's interface is too damn annoying" use Windows 2000 as a clever analogy for Linux...

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    1. Re:Fist prost? by iggy_mon · · Score: 1

      Maybe there should be more (and better) FAQs. You know, sites which answer common questions in easily understandable terms.

      perhaps those in the know would do good to point out to new converts, politely, places where they are encouraged to ask quesions. I don't know, how about...

      http://www.linuxquestions.org/

      i've been known to pop in and answer questions for noobs. yes, sometimes it's as easy as googling and redirecting but that just makes my contribution easy .

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    2. Re:Fist prost? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Linuxquestions is a great resource, that's true. In fact, it's very much what I was thinking about and I feel a bit stupid for not thinking of it (but then again I'm a Gentoo user. All of my questions can be entered by googling for $QUESTION gentoo). It might need a section about the Linux community, though - informations about things like why "Which distro is the best?" is not a good question or what a LUG is.

      By the way, there's one thing "wrong" with Linuxquestions: The articles are no presented in the most straightforward way possible. I'm thinking about a FAQ page where the individual questions link to articles explaining the answer. Something that barely needs a navigation. Just questions, answers, done.

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  19. Difference by GrAfFiT · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One huge difference is that the Microsoft tech support guys are paid to listen to your stupidities. You are a lot more patient and understanding when you're paid.

    1. Re:Difference by certel · · Score: 1

      Got that right. I don't do any tech support in any manor, but I definitely have to say that I get annoyed with just about any question asked in relation to computers when I'm not getting paid to answer it. It's not my job to hold someones hand.

    2. Re:Difference by cowscows · · Score: 1

      That's true, and there's a big difference between open source stuff like linux and the rest of the software world. Support contracts might work for a linux company contracting with big business, but the average home user is not going to be terribly interested in that. If the linux community really wants linux to become the desktop of choice for the masses, they're going to need to solve that problem. Either by paying someone to help the less technologically inclined, or by making things so incredibly simple that anyone can figure it out. Apple gets closer than anyone else to that, but even they can't pull it off, and they pay people to provide tech support to customers.

      Honestly, I don't see a workable solution. There doesn't seem to be a big enough market of home users willing to pay just for a "service contract" to make it a viable business, and there's little hope that Linux will ever become idiot proof enough that it'll become a non-issue(unless it gives up way too many features to even be useful anymore).

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    3. Re:Difference by farker+haiku · · Score: 1

      You are a lot more patient and understanding when you're paid.

      I'm actually paid to pretend I'm patient and understanding.

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    4. Re: Difference by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny

      > I don't do any tech support in any manor

      I do some consulting at the Luthor manor now and then.

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    5. Re:Difference by ergo98 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One huge difference is that the Microsoft tech support guys are paid to listen to your stupidities. You are a lot more patient and understanding when you're paid.

      There's lots of pay support options for Linux, as well. I'm sure they'll happily guide you through long, drawn out support if they're charging by the minute (with something like Ether, anyone can provide that sort of pay service).

      What I think they're talking about, however, is the general community. On a Windows-related forum, it is entirely true that there are often armies of individuals dying to help to the best of their capacity, eager to show off what they know. The more simplistic and general your question, the more likely it is to get dozens of answers by eager helpers. Microsoft even anoints some of these as MVPs, a designation that countless microsoft.* newsgroup inhabitants work (for free) towards.

      In Linux forums and communities, on the other hand, that sort of, err, benevolence seldom exists. Linux users, as a general rule, don't have the same motiviation to "show their stuff". In fact I'd say that the opposite is true, and in the Linux camp you're more likely to get responses if you ask highly technical, esoteric questions. A simple question is more likely to be ignored, or responded with a hostile RTFM.

      This could just relate to level of experience.

      When I first got into "computers", I become the family computer guy that everyone came to for help, and in a way it boosted my ego and gave me a way to prove myself valuable. The more this became a career, and as I became more professionally respected and entrenched, the less motivated I was to be "the computer guy". In fact I started to see it is a way that people used me and others like me, soliciting free computer help under the guise of patting my back and telling me how smart and helpful I was.

      Nowadays I have little motivation to help when people ask questions, unless there is some monetary reward, and honestly I usually have the same internal reaction (though usually unvoiced) as that indicated in the story: RTFM. Often the questions are usually the result of selfish people who can't waste a moment of their own time actually looking for an answer -- googling, consulting the help or man pages, or trial and error -- and instead immediately fall upon demanding the attention of others.

    6. Re: Difference by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > One huge difference is that the Microsoft tech support guys are paid to listen to your stupidities.

      Yep. In internet forums some Linuxers will tell you to RTFM, and some Windowsers will tell you they don't consult for free. I don't see a heck of a lot of difference in the net effect.

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    7. Re: Difference by RangerRick98 · · Score: 1

      I hope you're not the one who advised Lex to run AOL.

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    8. Re:Difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then stop putting yourself out there to answer questions?

      Don't reply if you are on a mailing list. Don't reply if you are on IRC and for Homer's sake stop telling people they are stupid for not using Linux. Don't tell mom that you won't fix that spyware problem until she gets rid of Windows for Linux and then not help her set it up.

    9. Re:Difference by aug24 · · Score: 1
      You are a lot more patient and understanding when you're paid.

      Speak for yourself, dickwad.

      Justin@work.

      PS: See?!

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    10. Re:Difference by FridayBob · · Score: 1
      One huge difference is that the Microsoft tech support guys are paid to listen to your stupidities. ...
      In principle I agree with that statement, but it doesn't always make a difference. For example, the last time I looked Microsoft didn't offer more than 90 (or was it 30?) days technical support after Windows license registration. Any more and you have to pay, pay, pay.

      And Microsoft's support isn't all that great either. Last time I tried them out, all I got was lots of scripted answers from people who weren't actually capable of understanding my problem. Of course, there are people at Microsoft who could have helped me -- people who know a hell of a lot more than the average MCSE -- but they're only available if you have a really expensive support contract. In other words, you only get the technical support that you pay for. So, to hell with the bastards: so far I've had a lot better luck with Linux and the open source crowd than I ever had with Windows.
    11. Re:Difference by Bandman · · Score: 1

      This is why I don't usually help people as much who are using me as a shortcut. I try to spend my time helping the people who are honestly trying to learn, and don't know where to start, or who are on the verge of quitting because they can't find the help they need.

    12. Re: Difference by smallguy78 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's what MVPs do - share their knowledge in the community for free, in exchange for being able to demand large consulting fees from companies.

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    13. Re:Difference by brufar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So very true, even in a decent forum with helpful people it's hardly worth your time to have to pry the details out of the person you are trying to assist.

      User: Linux can't see my hard drive to install Tell me how to fix.

      Linuxhelp : We need smoe more information to assist you, cold you provide some details ? Distro, Type of HD, What it's connected to..

      user: distro X y and Z none of them work, this linux stuff is crap, if The next thing I try doesn't work I'm going back to windows..

      Linuxhelp: You still haven't provided information on the HD you are trying to install to. or how it's connected.

      user: ist's a RAID 1 Drive

      Linuxhelp: and is it connected to the motherboard or a card that's plugged into your system

      user: promiseTX

      and this continues on, and on, and on..

      The point of the paid support is a valid one, at what point do you tell the guy to go back to windows becuase you are tired of literally prying the deatils of his problem out of him so you can try to assist him.. way too much work, move on to the next guy that's willing to help himself and provide detailed info. this one can RTFM.

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    14. Re: Difference by slackmaster2000 · · Score: 1

      In my experience, the people in Windows server product newsgroups are often very friendly because they're tied together by a feeling of "man, this really does suck sometimes." My time in such groups was probably the most positive of any forum about any topic.

      Yeah, anybody with MVP in their sig is more likely to be snobby, but they're pretty easy to put in their place.

    15. Re: Difference by Thiarna · · Score: 1

      One thing Microsoft are doing though is sponsoring user organisation and handing out titles like MVP to people who do answer queries in the right newsgroups. There is even monetary benefits with some of the titles - not a bad way to get some cheap support engineers.

    16. Re: Difference by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Yep. In internet forums some Linuxers will tell you to RTFM, and some Windowsers will tell you they don't consult for free. I don't see a heck of a lot of difference in the net effect.

      Unlike a good chunk of Linux users (presumably including you), the non-Linux market has plenty of people who are more than willing to give a hundred or so bucks to get the consulting they need. Whereas with Linux, not only do they not get the answer, they leave with an impression that the community is arrogant.

      This is a capitalist society. People understand when they say you won't do something for free. People don't understand when you say "the information is freely available, go find it." Why shouldn't they get you to tell them, paying if necessary?

    17. Re: Difference by kemster · · Score: 1

      Yep. In internet forums some Linuxers will tell you to RTFM, and some Windowsers will tell you they don't consult for free. I don't see a heck of a lot of difference in the net effect.

      Here's the difference: Windows already has the majority of the desktop marketshare. Linux users (presumably) want to change that. If getting support is a pain in the ass no matter which OS you use, people are going to stick with the OS that came on their Dell (dude).

    18. Re: Difference by Chelloveck · · Score: 1
      That's what MVPs do - share their knowledge in the community for free, in exchange for being able to demand large consulting fees from companies.

      The last MVP to answer a question I had essentially said, "It's that way because Bill says so, now STFU and move into the 21st century." (In response to a question about how to get XP to treat the dash character as significant when sorting filenames. And no, turning off "smart sorting" or whatever they call it doesn't work.)

      There's enough bad attitude and unhelpful "experts" to go around for every OS.

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      I give up on debugging. From now on, SIGSEGV is a feature.
    19. Re: Difference by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      Well, it takes a certain maturity and confidence level to say "this sucks", which is why "Linux Snobs" will to great extent to deny some sucky thing about Linux and/or blame it on the user.

      In general the Windows groups have a better feel because:
      (A) Nobody under the age of 30 has even heard of Usenet (almost :)

      (B) People with jobs have better things to do than hang out in help channels just so they can say "RTFM" and "Shutup n00b!". As Linux has become more professionally accepted, the asshats have gotten out of their basements.

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    20. Re:Difference by rbochan · · Score: 1

      and instead immediately fall upon demanding the attention of others.

      And that, sir is how I define a "n00b"

      There's a big difference between a bit of hand holding and outright spoon-feeding. There are too many that expect, nay _demand_, the latter. It's also usually pretty obvious when someone hasn't even bothered to try the simplest of things to help themselves first.

      A "newbie" will show a little initiative, and at least try to figure out something on his own. You can tell the difference between a "n00b" and a "newbie" within a line or 2 of their text.

      I've made posts literally pointing to a step-by-step solution to someone's problem and had them come back whining "won't ne1 help me?!?!?!?" simply because I didn't copy/paste the solution into my post. And been called an asshole because of it.
      These days, I flat out _refuse_ to deal with the "n00bs" and their dilemmas that have been solved ad nauseum on just about every newsgroup, irc channel, and message board in existence.
      I find no reason for the redundancy in copying and pasting it yet again just for one person's benefit. That's why FAQ's and search engines exist in the first place.

      So yes, I may, indeed, be an asshole, but it's not because I'm not trying to help someone.

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    21. Re: Difference by RPoet · · Score: 1

      And if being a Linux user comes with a requirement to be an activist for getting more users through spending countless hours helping the helpless, I'm not sure that will help Linux a lot either.

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    22. Re: Difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another big difference is that for Linux you CAN actually RTFM. Try doing that with Windows, and after hours of searching you'll soon discover that there is no FM to R.

      Ever tried using the search on Microsoft.com? Ever given up and used google instead? The closest you'll ever get to finding information for any sort of problem with Microsoft software is the odd random post on usenet or with luck, petri.co.il.

      Like everyone has said before as well, but it needs saying again because its so true. Act like a twat, get treated like a twat. If you can't be bothered to do the basic groundwork yourself, you'll get told to go and do that. Not just with Linux, but with anything in life. Can't buy a new sweater? Have you even tried looking in a shop? One that sells sweaters? Its no good going into a hardware store, finding they don't sell sweaters and then spouting that all shops are crap because they don't support your sweater needs. However, be more constructive and show that you've done the groundwork. Maybe you're looking for a size 9 mohair sweater in green that looks good with some white Nike sweatshoptrainers. You've tried all the shops in the local mall, but they don't have the right size. Its just life. Get over it.

  20. Nobody reads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is nobody takes the time to read anything.

    If it isn't an Email or a joke, users just don't have the time.

    I have created many programs that need user interaction at some point and the users seem to ignore the text in the pop-up dialog and click OK/Yes no matter what it says.

    Until Linux uses a speaking interface or a direct mind-reading app, it will take a long time for users to adopt it.

    The only other option is to remove all choices in Linux so users don't have to answer any questions.
     
    Or even better, pre-install a generic copy of Linux on all new computers when purchased.
     
      Hmmm, seems someone already does that!!!

    1. Re:Nobody reads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The only other option is to remove all choices in Linux so users don't have to answer any questions.

      It's been done and it's called GNOME.

  21. Good call. by darkitecture · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Good call.

    God knows how long I put off learning the ins and outs of Linux distros because of the Linux catch-22: Linux sackriders go on about the superiority of Linux and insist that you're still living in the Dark Ages if you're using Windows, yet if you even feign interest in wanting to learn and perhaps getting some guidance from them, they shun you for being a newbie.

    Thank God I'm stubborn and like reading enough that I gorged myself on dozens upon dozens of books so as I had a large enough Linux vocabulary to 'fake it' and subsequently was 'accepted' into certain online Linux cliques. I was then 'allowed' to ask questions and thus was no longer 'out of the loop.'

    Seriously, if people are so adamant about making other people aware of the advantages of Linux then for crying out loud, help them learn or at the very least, point them in the right direction. Don't smack them upside the head for not knowing. It's one thing to be a Linux pusher, trying to convince Windows users to try out the alternatives, it's another thing to be a Linux snob and to shun people for not-knowing-yet-wanting-to-know.

    I personally don't have enough patience to teach too many people about Linux, especially from scratch. So what do I do when someone asks me about it or wants to learn about it? I give them a whole bunch of useful e-books and related reading materal on CD and tell them to start by taking a bite out of that. I also give them a copy of whatever easy distro I have laying around and tell them to install it on a second computer and just 'play' with it. Then if they're still interested, they've got a decent enough foundation for me (ore more likely someone with more patience) to have a crack at enlightening them further.

    1. Re:Good call. by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      But one of the things you did was to educate yourself before diving in too deeply. While I'm not excusing the massive amount of linux snobbery, one of the huge problems with linux is that it's HARD. You actually need to learn shit to use linux. What a lot of people get irritated with is the "linux is hard, someone do this for me" attitude of a lot of new users.

      As I gradually learned linux, I didn't get a lot of crap from the linux elite because I asked "Where would be a good place for me to learn how to X", rather than "omg linux doesn't see my sound card someone help me now!" I also did as you did, and I read stuff. Lots and lots of stuff. Stuff from boards, man pages, info about other distros, etc.

      Linux is different than Windows - you have to learn why and how to do something, not just where to find a checkbox. And you have to understand this, be willing to learn these things, and spend your own personal time learning. At the very minimum, you need to learn enough that you have a vague idea about which distro most closely fits your needs, and start in the right place.

      However, to its credit, linux is getting easier and easier every month that passes. The live CDs that most distros have are fantastic, and allow new users to poke around in linux risk-free, without having to even learn how to install an OS. And on the install front, Ubuntu is pretty amazing on standard hardware - hands down the fastest and easiest install I have ever done with any OS.

      Linux has come a long, long way in the last 4-5 years I've been playing around with it, and while the learning curve is still steep, distros like Ubuntu are flattening it out rapidly. The snobs are still there, but they are gradually being diluted by the ever-increasing amount of new users. I regularly stumble across people on forums who are new to a distro in the last 6 months/year who have already solved issues I'm currently having. As the learning curve for linux continues to become more gradual, these users will be more and more common. We're fixing the snobbery on two fronts now, and that can only help.

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    2. Re:Good call. by analog_line · · Score: 1

      What I generally tell people is to just install it and to be prepared to reinstall it many times until you get the hang of it. It was the way I learned (because of the Linux snob phenomenon, I had no one to ask questions of). Usually I'll get a few IMs with common problems (though less common, as Fedora and it's ilk are WAY better at automating hardware detection than any Linux distro was back when I was learning) and they get up and running within a couple days.

    3. Re:Good call. by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      I personally don't have enough patience to teach too many people about Linux, especially from scratch. So what do I do when someone asks me about it or wants to learn about it? I give them a whole bunch of useful e-books and related reading materal on CD and tell them to start by taking a bite out of that. I also give them a copy of whatever easy distro I have laying around and tell them to install it on a second computer and just 'play' with it. Then if they're still interested, they've got a decent enough foundation for me (ore more likely someone with more patience) to have a crack at enlightening them further.

      So basically you say, "RTFM and come back when you aren't a noob."

      Snob

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    4. Re:Good call. by jchoyt · · Score: 1

      Can you share this list? Sounds like a useful set of things to have handy.

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    5. Re:Good call. by ameoba · · Score: 1

      "I want to learn Linux" is a useless statement - there's very little point in learning an OS, the OS is there to run other software. "I want to learn Linux so I can do web development with LAMP" at least gives them some direction and a definate thing to learn. "I want to learn Linux so I can do desktop stuff" tells me that somebody hasn't even really tried to figure things out on their own. "I want to learn Linux" makes you sound like somebody who just wants to add bullet points to their resume.

      You can't expect anyone to provide you free, one-on-one tech support if you can't even be bothered to -try- reading the manuals and solving it yourself. If it doesn't sound like you've even tried to solve a problem yourself, expect to be blown off with a RTFM. "How do I install LAMP?" is not going to give you a response - "Why can't I connect to MySQL from PHP? I've tried X, Y and Z to no avail. Here's the errors/code/logs/configs" will.

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    6. Re:Good call. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I first heard about Linux while reading Building a PC for dummies. The only screenshot showed getty on Slackware. As for external links, the book told me to go to kernel.org to download the complete kernel source code.

      At the time, I could not have told you what a kernel even was. It took me about four months to figure out that you could not just run Linux (What's Google?). You need other programs, which is why we have distros.

    7. Re:Good call. by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
      don't have enough patience to teach too many people about Linux, especially from scratch.

      http://www.linuxfromscratch.org/> is fantastic. Really a great way to get in the door.

      It even has some fairly deep hints, like:

      http://www.linuxfromscratch.org/hints/downloads/fi les/initramfs.txt, although klibc gave me fits and I did uClibc/busybox instead.

      But this is all long after having gotten someone interested in Linux. Computers are about as exciting to some as NASCAR is to me: "Them dudes still goin' in circles? Yep."

      Teaching is a tragically underrated art form, and you'll always know what you know considerably better for having mapped the knowledge to someone else's worldview.
        Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, de-n00bifying them in the name of RMS, and of LBT, and of ESR.
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    8. Re:Good call. by Braino420 · · Score: 1

      I also give them a copy of whatever easy distro I have laying around and tell them to install it on a second computer and just 'play' with it.

      I did exactly that when I first started learning Linux. But no distro taught me more about what was going on than Gentoo. Gentoo doesn't do much automatically and forces the user to do alot of the work and they have GREAT documentation to boot.

      Disclaimer: Not trying to start a distro war or saying that Gentoo is neccessarily the best.. Just stating that it is a very useful learning tool. I wouldn't give it to someone that didn't want to learn more about Linux.

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    9. Re:Good call. by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Then if they're still interested, they've got a decent enough foundation for me (ore more likely someone with more patience) to have a crack at enlightening them further.

      And if they aren't, they post to slashdot whining about how some asshole just gave them a stack of useless books and manuals then gave them the cold sholder.

      Seems that it's a Catch-22 both ways.

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    10. Re:Good call. by mizhi · · Score: 1
      I did exactly that when I first started learning Linux. But no distro taught me more about what was going on than Gentoo. Gentoo doesn't do much automatically and forces the user to do alot of the work and they have GREAT documentation to boot.


      I agree with you here, but some people would say the same about slackware.

      I think the key is the documentation. It's really gotten much better with linux in the past 5 years.
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    11. Re:Good call. by null-sRc · · Score: 1

      So what do I do when someone asks me about it or wants to learn about it? I give them a whole bunch of useful e-books and related reading materal on CD and tell them to start by taking a bite out of that.

      sooo...

      in summary...

      RTFM?

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    12. Re:Good call. by QuincyDurant · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't ever plug in a computer if you can't take a joke.

      If someone is rude to me, I can reply, probably with overwhelming force. I am, after all, a f**king English major. What I can't do is understand the inner recesses of technology. So I keep asking questions until I get an answer that helps.

      I would rather endure the rudeness and inarticulate grunting of engineers who actually know something than the insincere smiles of marketing pukes who know only that they want my money.

      Like you, if someone asks me about Shakespeare, I usually suggest that he or she read one of the plays first.

      Numerous reasons have been suggested for the rudeness described in the article. I think the most likely one is that Linux dude is worried about his bills. He could probably be making a lot more money installing Windows servers that don't work for guys like me who don't know any better.

    13. Re:Good call. by imogthe · · Score: 1

      So, youre saying that by asking a new Linux user to educate him/herself in the ways of Linux you're a snob? What would you have him do then? Hand-hold every user from n00bness to l33tness?

      As another poster pointed out, Linux is hard. Let's not be coy about it, it is a completely different world for your average Windows user. Dare I say that a 'paradigm shift' is required? So, without effort from the new user, how would he/she learn anything?

      And before you go off on a tangent, I'm not saying all long-time Linux/BSD users should throw newbies to the wolves (RTFM), just that if you want to learn how to use a brand spanking new (different) operating system a certain amount of effort on your behalf is required.

    14. Re:Good call. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only paradigm shift that could be expected to be successful is a shift in the software paradigms; the user paradigms aren't ever going to shift.

    15. Re:Good call. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank God I'm stubborn and like reading enough that I gorged myself on dozens upon dozens of books so as I had a large enough Linux vocabulary to 'fake it' and subsequently was 'accepted' into certain online Linux cliques. I was then 'allowed' to ask questions and thus was no longer 'out of the loop.'

      Too bad you spend that time learning a way to fake your way into the community, instead of, y'know, learning about linux so you could help yourself.

      All people want is to see that you've tried to figure things out on your own before you ask for help. It's not some exclusionary club. Everyone just wants to know that you're willing to pony up some effort, instead of expecting the community to do it all for you.

    16. Re:Good call. by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1
      I personally don't have enough patience to teach too many people about Linux, especially from scratch.

      Neither does anybody else, which is why people get testy when you ask a question of humans that would be more readily answered with Google.

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    17. Re:Good call. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same thing can be said about any community on the internet; forums, video games, operating systems, photoshop/image editors and slashdot. They all follow the same n00b/anti-n00b cycle:

      You start off as a n00b. Youv'e heard that the program/OS in question is better than the one you are currently using. You google a few articles, ask your geeky mate, and get spurned by the community for being a n00b.

      As time progresses, you find that some people in the community accept you and help you out. You learn a bit more of the accepted behaviour within the community, you install and start playing around with the program in question.

      As you learn more about the advanced features of the program, you see other n00bs in the community asking the same questions that you did, and getting spurned the same way that you did. You help them out, partly because you know what its like to be a n00b, and partly because it makes you feel smart to be answering the questions instead of asking them.

      Now youre something of a regular in the community. People recognise your name, and you have both friends and enemies. You are beginning to tell freinds, family, and anyone else who will listen why program/weapon/skill/tool X is so much better than program/weapon/skill/tool Y.

      As time goes by your getting really sick of all the n00bs constantly asking you the same question. You start answering them with comments such as 'Thats easy, just press Alt-F4' or 'open an MSDOS prompt and type Format C:'. One day you get up on the wrong side of the bed, and see in that same stupid question 'for the 15th time this freakin week' and reply with something similar to:

      OMG YOU FREAKIN N00B, RTFM AND STFU!

      Thus the cycle is completed, with you having graduated as a grizzled snob, spurning the next generation.

  22. The correct way to ask a Linux user a question by xIcemanx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Certainly not: 'As I spoke to newbies, one Windows user who wanted to learn about Linux shared the encouraging and constructive note (not) he received from one of the project members. The responding note read: "Hi jackass, RTFM and stop wasting our time trying to help you children learn.""

    Just do what this guy does and you'll be fine.

    1. Re:The correct way to ask a Linux user a question by creepynut · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The sad part is, that sometimes really is what it takes to get a straight answer...

    2. Re:The correct way to ask a Linux user a question by egarland · · Score: 1

      OMG So true! Trolling and saying "X sucks because it can't do Y" motivates the snobs to help to defend their turf. It motivates people in completely different ways than "Please help me!"

      I find the snobs in the Linux world much worse than any others. Maybe it's because Linux is the underdog. More likely I think it's partly because they like the idea of open source and as users would prefer to work with it but feel that without rabid supporters it may die.

      For these people the software can suck completely and still be superior to everything else simply because it's open.

      I think it's also partly people trying to inflate the value of their knowledge.

      This motivation to defend the software you know best is a lot of what drives the high level language wars (python vs php vs perl vs ruby vs java.) If most people dropped all the other languages in favor of one, people who knew that one well would be much more valuable in the marketplace. Likewise, if most people dropped other Linux distros in favor of your personal favorite then your experience in it would become more valuable.

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    3. Re:The correct way to ask a Linux user a question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For these people the software can suck completely and still be superior to everything else simply because it's open.

      See: The GIMP.

    4. Re:The correct way to ask a Linux user a question by fumblebruschi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Absolutely true. In one respect the computer industry is exactly like the construction industry: nobody has two minutes to tell you how to do something...but they all have forty-five minutes to tell you why you did it wrong.

      When I started working at a tech company, as a lowly new-guy know-nothing, I found that any question starting with "How do I..." or "What's the best way to..." would be ignored; so I had to adopt another strategy. Say I wanted to do X. Research showed me there were (say) about six or seven ways to do X. Which is the best in my situation? I don't know. So I pick an approach at random, though I don't actually use it. Then I wander down to the coffee machine and casually remark, "So, I needed to do X, and I used approach Y." I would then, inevitably, get a half-hour discussion of why that was stupid, and what I should have done was use approach Z, because of this, this, and this. Then I would go off and use approach Z.

      In ten years in the tech industry, that strategy has never failed once. I think the key difference is the subtext. In the first strategy, the subtext is, "Hey, can you spend your valuable time helping me do something trivial?" while in the second strategy, the subtext is, "Hey, here's a chance to show off how smart you are." People being what they are, the first subtext will usually fail--but the second will always succeed.

    5. Re:The correct way to ask a Linux user a question by 4D6963 · · Score: 1
      I find the snobs in the Linux world much worse than any others. Maybe it's because Linux is the underdog.

      I don't think it's because Linux is the underdog. I think it has to do with being in "the elite". You ask how to start GNOME to people who could program a C++ compiler with a simple hexadecimal editor (i may be exagerrating a bit), and then you wonder why they feel superior to you and act arrogantly.

      However, so far, if people in linux irc's were often being real dickholes to me, people in ##freebsd on freenode have always been nice to anyone, in spite of real n00b questions, and even after the third time you'd ask in which file to add "exec gnome-session" you wouldn't get in trouble. my experience. and FreeBSD is really the underdog compared to Linux, make a poll in the normal population and ask how many people have heard of Linux and how many people have heard of a BSD

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    6. Re:The correct way to ask a Linux user a question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i agree with what you say. another subtext is the reality that the person asking the question has put some effort into finding the right approach and is therefore on an equal footing to be discussing the issue rather than someone who is unwilling to put in the effort on their own asking for free advice.

  23. Re:Well, at least Linux is more secure. by rabbit994 · · Score: 1

    Warning, link is to something you don't want to see if you eaten this morning.

  24. Yup...the utter truth... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    And anyone who denies... well...thank you for just confirming yourself a member of the arrogant elitist 'nix users.

    But you know, denying the fact is not going to help Linux move toward the general desktop market any. And yes, I would state that the above is one of the top 5 reasons Linux has less general desktop market saturation than it really should.

    - Saj

    1. Re:Yup...the utter truth... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      While lack of sufficient documentation is a common problem [even in the commercial side] I don't think it's the main barrier.

      I got into Gentoo Linux [of all the distros] with minimal "Linux" knowledge. I knew the coreutils [e.g. ls, cp, cd] and bash fron Cygwin but that was about it. It took me a few tries to get Gentoo going at first but now it's a breeze. I can do an install without referring to the manual, what's more the install works :-)

      I think the main barrier is people are really apathetic to change or improvement. They're not willing to learn and furthermore learn why things are better in the OSS world. They just assume "Linux is hard" and go on their way.

      I mean the Gentoo install manual explains step for step how to install it. Other distros are even pointy-clicky installed.

      And don't forget that it's a feedback system too. The more users of a project the more support you're likely to see. So if you think, for instance, firefox is too hard to use and nobody uses it, chances are it won't get support. On the otherhand there are millions of users so it gets upgrades and updates often. Other OSS projects are no different really.

      The trick is to not give up when you get the slightest inconvenience. Which is even odder because most people will put up with WinXP ineptitudes but give up on Linux when the first device fails to start on bootup or something.

      Tom

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  25. I've been saying this for YEARS! by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And every time I mentioned it in the past I got my ass handed to me on a plate. I've asked questions in forums, emailed software maintainers, and done the RTFM, and read the FAQs. And sometimes there are no answers, yet you get the same old "RTFM, n00b" answer, followed by "STFU." Nice. It also doesn't help that some of the documentation on TLDP.org is out of date--which is one step away from being outright wrong when dealing with rapidly changing software. If Linux wants more users (or OSS in general) you need to (1) fix the documentation so that it's always up to date to the newest version; and, (2) fix the culture of the dipshits that are out there. If they don't want to help, that's fine; but to hear over and over again the same unhelpful advise is only shooting your cause in the foot.

    Do I care that this will cost me Karma? Nope. You've had it coming, and I've lost Karma before on this so ....

    1. Re:I've been saying this for YEARS! by 7of7 · · Score: 1

      You're right in general, but you forgot one thing in the list of things that most Linux distros need to fix. Namely, they need to fix the fact that to simple get an install running, you need to read a million man pages, go to hundreds of threads and mailing lists online, and use the deprecated IRC format to ask Linux snobs questions. If these distros ever want to be anything but hackjobs and fixer uppers, they should spend enough time on the distro that the software isn't buggy and unfriendly.

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    2. Re:I've been saying this for YEARS! by DingerX · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's a problem in the traditional F/OSS model. As long as the contributors aren't contributing professionally, the nature of the work done will reflect the social culture and personal interests. In a culture dominated by programmers and clever engineer-types, kudos tend to go to those people who pull off really clever feats. How many "bounties" have you seen for someone to provide documentation to an existing product? How many awards go to the best documentation-writer? Darn few, if any, and the reason is that it's work that's not fun to do and doesn't inspire the imagination. In fact, you need to pay someone to do that.

      Okay, now what path is there for product support? Pretty much the same as for product development. IRC channels regularly get people coming through looking for "lessons". Those who could give "lessons" are usually too busy/interested in using their free time to develop additional content, or for solving really tricky problems.

      It's not really snobbery - if you broke into a MS Office development meeting over in Redmond to ask how to set up a document template, you'd probably get the same response: who are you and why are you wasting my time?

      Another way to put the problem is: a good producer knows (almost) never to let the engineers talk directly to the clients; instead they go through intermediaries who should be capable of representing (fairly) both sides. Your average F/OSS project doesn't have such intermediaries, since that's relatively uninteresting work you have to pay for.

    3. Re:I've been saying this for YEARS! by Benwick · · Score: 1

      I've been saying this for YEARS!

      And every year I keep telling you, RTFM, n00b!!!!

      Now STFU already! ;)

    4. Re:I've been saying this for YEARS! by Dan+Ost · · Score: 1

      Now that's simply not true. Every distro has install docs that very clearly tell you how
      to install the distro and explains the options available to you. Even install-intensive
      distros like Gentoo can be installed without ever looking at anything other than the install
      doc.

      It's true that if you know nothing about Linux that the install docs might not make much
      sense to you, but they'll get you to a perfectly functioning system even if you just follow
      the directions without any understanding at all.

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      *sigh* back to work...
    5. Re:I've been saying this for YEARS! by mark_hill97 · · Score: 1

      Go install MEPIS then come back and tell me that install is "too hard" (download)
      Now this is a newbie oriented distro, and we are all quite friendly to them in the IRC channel and the forums

    6. Re:I've been saying this for YEARS! by Nodatadj · · Score: 1

      And closely following Linux snobs as most offputting to new users are linux pimps who use every opportunity , no matter what the question/discussion/situation requires, to pimp whatever this week's pet project is.

    7. Re:I've been saying this for YEARS! by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      90% of the developers answer to your documentation argument is "It's in beta. wait for a stable release." but it's ALWAYS in beta!

      Personally all this complaininag bout how rude the linux gurus are is pure FUD. The Windows and MAC guys are just as rude. its simply called lack of social skills and is why the developers at companies are not allowed to go out and sell the products or be in contact with the CEO of the biggest customer that have. The programmers do not have ANY social skills and need to be kept away from the general public.

      OSS does not have this luxury so if you deal with OSS software be prepared to contact downright rude and socially inept people. (The typical programmer is 100% identical to a Napolean dynamyte. they go "god!!!" or "what!!" a lot when interacting with people.)

      There are exceptions to that but they are very rare. and you haveto look at the international aspect. Ever try to get support from the Mplayer devs? you feel like they not only flamed you, but dumped gasoline all over you, your house and then sprinkled you with magnesium dust before flaming you. It's not pure rudeness but added culture differences that make you feel well done and burnt.

      Personally, I wish that most dev's would get off their high horse and offer statically linked binaries in an installer (OO.o and Forefox do so it must not be the end of us all for doing it) to make life easy for everyone... but simply suggesting it here will get me modded -10 flamed and toasted.

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    8. Re:I've been saying this for YEARS! by MoogMan · · Score: 1

      You have a point, but...

      If Linux wants more users (or OSS in general) you need to (1) fix the documentation so that it's always up to date to the newest version; and, (2) fix the culture of the dipshits that are out there.

      (1) "We" need people like "you" to help fix documentation. If you find an answer to something particularly tricky to find out, consider documenting it somewhere easy to find. (Maybe http://wiki.linuxquestions.org/wiki/Main_Page)

      (2) Yes, this is indeed a problem. Inevitably, not everyone will be perfect saints with infinite patience. Some days, you come across that one person in a bad mood, some days you will get help. I heard someone mention a while back about linux mentoring - I think this is a good idea personally, and I help a couple of people with their problems over the net. (Telling them to apt-get/yum install ssh-server is a good first step).

      Many of the IRC rooms I've been to have many helpful people. I'm not going to mention names, but the more user-oriented Linux distros seem keener to help the typical n00b, whereas the more percieved "hardcore" distros shun away anyone who cannot compile, or do not know how to set compile flags (oops, have I said too much? ;))

    9. Re:I've been saying this for YEARS! by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      Try Ubuntu.

      Go to the website (www.ubuntu.com) and either download the live CD or order a CD set (for free, including postage).

      I'm no Linux specialist, but installing just wasn't that tough. Maybe I got lucky with hardware, but my networking, graphics, sound and printing all worked very well. If you care to, there's a post on my weblog (see URL) about my experiences with the Live CD.

    10. Re:I've been saying this for YEARS! by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      "the install docs might not make much sense to you, but they'll get you to a perfectly functioning system even if you just follow the directions without any understanding at all."

      And that and a windows box will let you get some actual work done.

      Seriously, what distro actually gets your printers and scanners, cd burner, sound and networking right without endless screwing around, even for common hardware? Not just the theoretical capacity to use those things but actual usability and security? Hell, even configuring your screen resolution can be a huge hairy deal.

      And even once you have done that, where is the documentation? Not just the documentation for the switches that no one ever uses, but how to actually do what most people want? You can't even search the documentation and the installation properly without a hell of a lot of experience with obsure command-line programs plus encylopedic knowledge of the crazy filesystem organization. Where are the docs, drives, drivers, devices, or program files? Which services are really needed for what? Where are the *#$%# config files and which #^%@! line in which one of them needs hand-twiddling this time? Deleting or moving or renaming foo can be epected to affect what? How can you tell for sure whether the shell command you spent a half-hour typing won't do something catastrophic? Which one of the 20 text editors [or program purporting to do whatever] in the default install sucks least? Proper answers to any of these questions are simply not to be found in the materials that new users can find easily, including available books, and without this knowledge linux is not merely usless to the newcomer but severely dangerious to his schedule, sanity and data.

      You can't expect a user to have a clue about any of this after reading the install manual or even 95% of the introductory linux books out there. The same complaints cannot be thrown at real OSes such as Windows or Mac. They actually work, and the interfaces are not constructed by the autistic otaku code-monkeys that develop OSS, so most of the time no documentation is really required.

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    11. Re:I've been saying this for YEARS! by cabraverde · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you've tried to get Linux help. But whenever I hang out in #linux on the Freenode IRC channel, I see plenty of newbies getting helped out in a friendly manner. Even a silly question like "what argument to 'ls' gives me detailed output?" is more likely to receive a response like "man 1 ls" than "RTFM".

      Generally it is only arrogance and bad attitude that gets flamed, not ignorance per se. This is broadly true of any forum or OS community. If you want sympathy, post an IRC transcript or a link to a forum where you got flamed. It does sometimes happen, and if it happened to you then I'm sorry. But it is much more common for people to waltz in demanding a quick answer and get then shirty with people who are trying to volunteer their help (and even *that* is by far not the norm). Certainly if you are getting systematic flames from the whole spectrum of Linux users, I would suspect that you are approaching them with a demanding or confrontational attitude.

      I have been getting friendly and (usually) helpful advice on Linux-related topics at all levels for a few years now. It's possible that I've been getting lucky while you've been meeting all the assholes... but I suspect there's a simpler explanation.

    12. Re:I've been saying this for YEARS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even trying to RTFM for ubuntu is a pain in the ass and gets you no where sometimes. I've used RedHat, Gentoo, mandrake, ubuntu and debian, but they all don't have it right just quite yet. Gentoo has a great manual, but when something breaks due to an update that changes the directory structure (happened to me 3 times while emerge -u world) and that stopped me using Gentoo as it kept BREAKING my bootup routine. While I understand these updates are necessary, simply posting it on your website is not going to help me at ALL. If this was my only workstation I'd have been fucked. Everytime I defer to using my Windows XP laptopto go online to find the howtofixit post/newsletter.

      Ubuntu is a step in the right direction, but I'm relying on a 5.04 manual to get 5.10 up to my specs is just WRONG. So I'm awaiting enough money for a g5 imac (intel core duo) so I can turn this lump of an AMD machine into a linux workstation fulltime. And what I have learned from my Linux experience is that I will always have an windows XP laptop or spare around in case shit breaks. For some odd reason when Linux breaks on me I have to upheave a ton of tech support knowledgebase. When windows breaks on me, I just safe boot to last known good configuration and undo whatever the hell I did last (stupid windowupdate drivers are more unstable then the unstable beta drivers sometimes). (or if desperate system restore point)

      And yes I've managed HP-UX machines, windows xp, solaris 7 (ancient I know...) and I still find Linux baffling and the documentation shitty.

    13. Re:I've been saying this for YEARS! by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1
      Personally, I wish that most dev's would get off their high horse and offer statically linked binaries in an installer (OO.o and Forefox do so it must not be the end of us all for doing it) to make life easy for everyone... but simply suggesting it here will get me modded -10 flamed and toasted.

      Then you'll be complaining of bloat and high swappiness from having the same duplicate stuff open every time you use another process that uses the same library you have statically linked. And you lose all the benefits of package management and get stuck with the stone-age, wannabe-package-management "Add/Remove Programs" control panel type situation that helps nobody.

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  26. Sad but true by Billosaur · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Today, Linux growth includes a vast number of new comers, sometimes well versed in technology but at other times not so well versed. These new users are coming to us and asking us to help them cross the great divide. I hope that more people will extend a hand to someone who sincerely appreciates Linux and wishes to be part of the Linux community, and help offset those who see new comers as bad.

    Everyone starts out as a newbie at one time -- sorry to burst the bubble of those of you who thought you were imbued with the power of the Linux kernel neo-natally. I remember when I first got into computers back in the TRS-80 era and went to college only to discover there was a whole other side to computers you didn't see in Popular Electronics. I learned C and Unix, and now all these years later I've learned Perl and begun absorbing Linux. I'm not the smartest guy on the block, but I'm also not Gomer Pyle, Web Developer.

    I've noticed a tendency for those steeped in the mystique of Linux to see anyone with an opinion contrary to theirs as some kind of infidel, interloper, or at worst, lower that your average lawyer. You dare not point out flaws in logic or try to compare two distributions, lest you incur the wrath of "the gods." A perfect example is my comments yesterday about whether Linux should use proprietary drivers. My idea is that yes, it sounds like a good idea, until reverse engineered equivalents are available or someone comes along and starts a graphics company that uses open source exclusively for their drivers. Seems logical enough and the moderators agreed. But some folks thought I was ignorant:

    But let me clue you in on something. Torvald's motto of "world domination", is a joke! He isn't being serious! I'm sorry you didn't understand this before, but now you do.

    Or that I was suggesting the wholesale destruction of Liunx:

    No, if making Linux non-free is the only way to develop greater market share, then you can keep it, binary drivers and all. I'll take freedom, thank you.

    I'm sorry to say that some in the Linux community seems to become more insular as each year passes, which is a shame because there are so many great people pushing it. Linux is a great operating system, works well for just about anything you need. It could eat away at Windows' advantage in the marketplace with just some tweaks to make it so easy to install and run that Joe Average doesn't think twice about it. But if the more fanatic members of the community keep treating every new person with a new idea or new question like some kind of pariah, Linux will remain just another operating system.

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    1. Re:Sad but true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But if the more fanatic members of the community keep treating every new person with a new idea or new question like some kind of pariah, Linux will remain just another operating system.
      But are binary drivers a new idea? Could it be that it's an idea was found not to work all that well more then 20 years ago. As far as "until it's reverse engineered goes"--it probably never will be, the itches will be scratched, alternatives will be found and your hardware will become a hunk of metal once vendor support is cut. No, I'm not proud that I use the binary nvidia drivers, but I don't have ilusions about free drivers written via reverse engineering and am prepared to buy a new card once there is an alternative. What I am proud of is that I have eliminated almost all other proprietary software from my computer (sun-java and nvidia are pretty much all serious things that are left), so while I'm not perfect I at least try to move in what I know is the right direction.
  27. Not surprising. by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

    Not at all surprising. A majority of people, given the slightest opportunity, will be dicks, as spending 15 minutes on any internet forum will confirm. If using Windows required asking random groups of people questions, then the general concensus would be that Windows users are dicks. Because they are. As are Linux users and people whose favorite color is blue. The only solution to this is to design things so that no one needs to talk to anyone to make it work, because if you filter out the sons of bitches, there will only be two people left on the internet.

  28. From TFA... by ColdCoffee · · Score: 1

    After reading TFA, this guy seems really good at pissing people off. If, once or twice, I had a Linux 'fanatic' go off on me, I'd blame it on the 'fanatic'. But 3 or 4 times? Geeze dude. You are just ANNOYING! I can imagine the title of your next article: 'Grocery Store Snobs: Bagging Barriers'.

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  29. Grow some skin! by redelm · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Of course this happens! In the MS-Windows world too. Everywhere. People want and need help. They ask others. Often they get it, sometimes not.

    However, to universally blame the help provider is completely wrong. The asker may be intruding. The asker may be insufficiently respectful or remunerative in other ways.

    Beggars cannot be choosers.

    1. Re:Grow some skin! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      The asker may be intruding.

      That's why I've choosen not to intrude and I use Windows. Plus, MS Office IS superior.

    2. Re:Grow some skin! by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I wonder how much thought is being given to the alternative in this discussion. I wonder how many people bemoaning the quality of community support in the Linux world have ever actually called Microsoft tech support. I have. It's like talking to a car tag registration clerk except that you have to pay $350 an hour to hear them say things like "turn off capslock and try again" or "reboot and try again".

      And then there's the burgeoning and helpful Microsoft support community. Why, just the other day I was on the Microsoft SQL IRC channel talking to the developers about... wait a minute - no I wasn't. There isn't any such thing. Sure, there is the odd "tips and tricks" website with helpful gems such as "defrag your hard drive regularly", but there is nowhere near the depth and breadth of community support in the Microsoft world as there is for Linux. They don't even begin to compare.

      I am not saying that there are no RTFM snobs. There most certainly are a large group of people who see using Linux as a badge of engorged dickdom that they flaunt at every opportunity. I have seen more than my fair share of assholes on forums, mailing lists, and IRC channels. But what if this is simply a side effect of the fact that someone is actually there at all?

    3. Re:Grow some skin! by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      However, to universally blame the help provider is completely wrong.

      That only works so long as we're not trying to encourage people to use Linux. How will Linux take the remaining 95% of computers if we won't listen to the 95% of people who don't think like us?

    4. Re:Grow some skin! by redelm · · Score: 1
      Encouragement is not supplication. I encourage people to use Linux (when appropriate) because it's good for them, not because I receive any benefit.

      I have no interest in seeing Linux "take" the market. That is far too hostile a term, however it is common in marketting-for-profit circles.

      I also do not see any "us" vs "them". Near as I can tell, MS-Windows people are just like Linux or BSD people. Everyone wants to get work done. MS-Windws people have been seduced by ubiquity and advertising, but are well aware of the shortcomings of their choice. Linux just has greater shortcomings for them. And support is not one of those. Desktop applications & games are.

    5. Re:Grow some skin! by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1
      But what if this is simply a side effect of the fact that someone is actually there at all?

      And yet one wonders what they are doing there if they're simply going to be assholes. If they are only there for collaboration amongst themselves, maybe they should advertise that. Maybe their IRC channel title should be "DEVELOPMENT CHAT ONLY - NO SUPPORT QUESTIONS." If I walked into a room with a title like that and asked a support question, I would expect to be flamed for it. At the very least, I couldn't be too upset with people for the flames.

      Unfortunately, bad experiences stick with people far more than good experiences and one bad apple really can spoil the bunch. How many of us have used a provider, or visited a store, or used a particular support outlet or whathaveyou for ages and been satisfied with what we were getting, and then had one bad experience and decided we were never going back?

      The RTFM crowd can get the same point across, much more constructively, if they were simply nicer about it. Do they really have to all but yell at a user because they think the answer is elsewhere? If it really is in the manual, or in the FAQ someplace, why not simply reply "You can find the answer to your question in the manual," and throw up a link? How is "hi jackass, RTFM and stop wasting our time trying to help you children learn" ever an appropriate response? If they don't want to help people, that's okay. They needn't respond, and chances are (since I'm sure a lot of this sort of thing happens on support forums or channels) they needn't be there in the first place.

      For the record, I run linux, I like it, and I try to avoid Windows as much as humanly possible. At the same time, I acknowledge that not only do a lot of things not work as easily as they would in Windows, but some of them are hard to figure out or even describe. I have a problem with Flash under Firefox/linux where it seems as though if the Flash animation tries to use sound, not only does it fail to do so, but it then locks up the browser when I try to navigate away from that page.

      How do I even describe that if I were looking for support? Is it a Flash problem? An ALSA problem? A Firefox problem? Is something in KDE not playing nicely with one of those? I have a friend with a similar software setup (Flash+Firefox+KDE+ALSA) and he doesn't have the problem. I've been looking around periodically for months, and have yet to find a workable solution.

      Honestly, though, if you want to see the size of the problem... look at how this article has been tagged. There are five labels. Three of them are "flamebait," "troll" and "fud." One is "linux" (well good, an actual label!) and the other is "truth," undoubtedly a stab at the flamebait/troll/fud people. It is an actual issue. People do have these experiences. It does push them away. But we linux users can never stand any knock on anything to do with our OS choice or philosophies on software licensing or whatnot. Not even when they're true.

  30. serious snobbery ... by guysmilee · · Score: 1

    There is definitely some snobbery in the linux community. The big problem is how the community aids people who do not really understand the gravity of what they are asking. Explaining to someone why they are looking at the wrong thing i.e. kernel code instead of apache ... can some times lead to serious impatience when new users pick the wrong forum to ask questions. The community in my opinion needs to publish better "newbie forums" not just for users, but naive developers and newbie hacks, and possibly even goes as far as creating "computer science" basics forums. The "P" in GPL is far to often forgot ... if you want to work for the greater good you must realise this.

  31. Troubles. by VoiceOvGod · · Score: 1

    I think a good majority of us have had that same experience. I started with Gentoo, myself. It was fun learning how to do a Linux install from a stage1 tarball */sarc* I had users actually tell me RTFM and nothing more... it was like they were irc bots... The few people I managed to get to help me understand what I saw when I RTFM, they were very helpful. However, it was unfortunately too little, too late. Redhat at least had info available online for me to find so I could fumble my way through things. I found Ubuntu to be the most friendly when it came to community support. That is my biggest thing with sticking with that flavor. They are a community that makes you feel welcome. I am just glad that I didn't go with slackware ;)

  32. -1, flamebait by tomstdenis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are assholes in every camp. I'm sure I can just as easily find Windows and MacOS snobs [well the latter is a given].

    I've personally helped a half dozen people switch to Gentoo. Not all of us are meanies [though I play one on TV].

    This article is pure flamebait.

    Tom

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    1. Re:-1, flamebait by dook43 · · Score: 1

      That's because you're an luser. (http://www.imaluser.com/)

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    2. Re:-1, flamebait by VoiceOvGod · · Score: 1

      Agreed. And I appreciated the people like you who were willing to take time to actually help a N00b like myself when I had no clue about what to do. I am happy that there are Linux 'Snobs' who care enough to help convert others over and help them with the learning curve that switching provides. I toast people like yourself. And yes, flame bait it is.

    3. Re:-1, flamebait by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      I actually picked that URL at random, I didn't know it pointed to anything in particular.

      Not having my own personal website didn't mean I couldn't put a URL in my profile :-)

      Tom

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    4. Re:-1, flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From Tom's journal:

      Um no. New years in 2005 would be Dec 31st, 2005.

      New years 2004 was Dec 31st, 2004. This is how "years" work. It's not 2006 until Jan 1st, 2006. ...

      Tom - proud gradudate of elementary school.

    5. Re:-1, flamebait by chris_eineke · · Score: 1
      I've personally helped a half dozen people switch to Gentoo. Not all of us are meanies
      That's an oxymoron in and by itself. ;)
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    6. Re:-1, flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On TV, Mr. Bean is my favorite asshole :-)

    7. Re:-1, flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad you have decided that because Mac and Windows users have a lot of obnoxious people, the Linux camp is A-OK to keep their's and shouldn't be socially encouraged to rise above in the hopes of attracting a greater userbase -- since to do so would be flamebaiting.

    8. Re:-1, flamebait by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      On behalf of those who are helpful, you're welcome.

      It's all just a cycle of karma. I help you learn a Linux distro and you do something good for someone else as a result and so on.

      Tom

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    9. Re:-1, flamebait by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Stupid ACs...

      Let me explain it to you in terms you can understand.

      1. There are asshats in every camp
      2. Stopping the show because of said asshats is stupid
      3. Grow up.

      Linux and the OSS scene is just fine despite the asshats who are members. If we were to stop what we were doing to concentrate on fixing the asshats we'd never get shit done.

      There are those who do and there are those who blog about those who do.

      Tom

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    10. Re:-1, flamebait by jesterpilot · · Score: 1

      There are assholes in every camp.
       
      True. And in every camp, it's neccesary to emphasise from time to time that it's bad to be an asshole and that assholes are spoiling it for the rest, just to keep the amounts of assholes as low as possible. We do this IRL too.

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    11. Re:-1, flamebait by drnlm · · Score: 1
      I don't see how the claim that other OS's have their share of assholes makes the article flamebait

      The article doesn't claim that Linux is particularly unusual in the number of assholes out there. The article's premise is that, because some people's first attempt to engage the Linux community means they encounter an asshole, it hurts Linux adoption. There is sufficient ancedotal evidence (just look at the discussion here) of this.

      This is also of course hardly news. The Linux Advocacy mini-HOWTO, which includes a lot of "don't be an asshole" advice, has a copyright dating back to 1996. Which also highlights the weakness of all these complaints - the people who cause the problem aren't going to change. We're always going to have some assholes in our community, and, as long as Linux is not an obvious choice for a given application, they have the potential to hurt adoption. Which sucks, but so be it.

  33. Unfortunate, but true... by borgheron · · Score: 1

    I'm an avid Linux user and developer, but I must say that this is unfortunately where many many projects fall short of the mark. We need to realize that, unless we are willing to take the time to educate people about Linux and all of the options it opens up to people without belittling them, then we will never be ready for the desktop.

    I go out of my way to help people who have questions about any of the projects I'm part of, because I realize that people won't use them unless they feel comfortable doing so. Making people feel stupid isn't the way to do it.

    Unfortunately, some people on certain projects aren't disposed to being social. For instance, I had technical question regarding Hurd at one point, only because I was curious about it. So I decided to ask a question in #hurd on freenode and was immediately derided by a certain individual. I left feeling like "Why should I even try Hurd, if they're going to have that attitude" and I confess I haven't bothered to do so since. I am a developer... imagine how this kind of thing would come across to a normal user. Not good.... not good at all.

    We need to change our attitude, or we're doomed to remain were we are. So, next time someone asks you a question about your project, resist the urge to call them names and be patient. Try to understand that this person doesn't know the code as well as you do and is simply trying to learn. Do that... and people will not mind switching.

    Later, GJC

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  34. Re:Hah, no kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'I wasn't interested in waiting another week for a "RTFM" response from a mailing list, so I told them "why not help me now, or at least say you arent qualified to help, etc".'

    So you jumped to a conclusion. Well, fair enough, though it could be that your respondent also jumped to a conclusion when you said (as far as they read it) "nah, can't be bothered".

    With a bug like that (it IS a bug), you should have gone to the author of the script. It may be that they could get a development/debug version out to you to narrow down the issue. But you decided not to.

  35. Snobs? by maino82 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While I agree that there are a few elitists out there, I'd hardly say that the vast majority of linux users are snobs who won't give non-nix guys the time of day. The only reason I ever got into linux in the first place was because one such "snob" took the time to sit me down, help me install debian on my machine, and then walked me through setting things up, installing programs and even (and this one still surprises me to this day) recompiling my kernel. Now that I know how difficult it can be to explain a lot of this stuff to a non-nix person, I appreciate the time he spent explaining things to me that much more. I don't think he was an oddity in the field either, since most people I've met or have chatted with are more than willing to share their knowledge and help problem solve. I've found that that is a lot of the fun of linux: Figuring out how to fix something that goes wrong. There's nothing more satisfying than having someone come to you with a problem and seeing that rediculous amount of satisfaction on their faces when you finally are able to figure it out.

    Granted, there are those nix users who don't want to lend a helping hand or will look down on anyone asking about something they see as "obvious" or something that even a "n00b" should know. However, you find a few of those wherever you go no matter what OS or software you use, Microsoft products included.

  36. Re:Linux sNOBs /holt? by catmistake · · Score: 1

    Just like in the case of Ryan Holt and his balloons.

    uh... saw the video... What's (Where's) the 'real' story, with the rest of the context? TIA

  37. There's no barrier. by hal2814 · · Score: 1

    Linux snobs or not, there's no big barrier to entry on Linux. The installer is a piece of cake for most distros, most Linux distros can get most hardware set up in at least a usuable state, and the window managers installed by default now are almost as easy (if not easier) to use than Windows built-in window manager. My wife can very comfortably use Linux as can my neighbor who used to come over occasionally to use the Internet since she didn't have a computer of her own at the time. There wasn't a massive learning curve to usage and I don't even think she even knew she was using Linux.

    Why aren't people coming over? They don't want to. As someone who used to install Linux on all my computers a few years ago, I now use XP almost exclusively at home. XP is almost as stable. I do have to reboot once in a while but who cares on a desktop machine? As long as I'm using Firefox to browse, I don't even have to worry about spyware too much (though I do run it weekly just in case). I keep a Linux box in the basement in case I ever need some sort of server or I'm evaluating some new programming language, but other than that I have no need for Linux on my desktop (which happens to be a laptop in this case). And for those things, I could always use Cygwin.

    1. Re:There's no barrier. by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      Personally, I have no need for Windows on my desktop. Linux is more stable, doesnt cost anything, lets me do things the way *I* want to, and doesnt force obnoxious licensing schemes and restrictons down my throat. And I dont have to worry about the 'Internet worm/virus/trojan of the wee^H^H^Hday^H^H^Hhour'.

      In fact, I've *never* used Windows on any machine that was primarily mine - only occasionally when visiting a relative or friend. I've supported it in a business setting, but thats it. I'm talking all the way back to 3.1 here - when it came out, I looked at it, realized it was slow and sucky, and went back to DOS. When I needed TCP/IP I went to Linux and have never gone back to the evil empire.

    2. Re:There's no barrier. by danceswithtrees · · Score: 2, Informative

      Au contraire, there is a barrier and it has to do with laptop support. More and more people are using laptops as their primary machine as in your case and linux support for laptops is lacking at best. In my case, I tried installing a couple of distros on my HP laptop nc8230- Ubuntu 5.10, debian 3. Most peripherals were either detected correctly or drivers installed without too much trouble. The video driver had to be downloaded from ATI and took hours of trial and error to get working although never at the native resolution. I noticed that the laptop was getting hotter and hotter and eventually found that the fans were not coming on appropriately despite the processor COOKING ITSELF TO DEATH. Well fortunately, not quite to death. Googling revealed that this is a known problem and there are no work arounds. ACPI support in linux is truly lacking. It seems like dynamic processesor speed control is also acheived with an patch to the kernel. I dual boot linux on a desktop but that episode scared me a bit about trying linux on my laptop again until I know that those serious deficiencies have been corrected. With Windows XP, I use notebook hardware control to undervolt my processor and reboot once every couple of weeks and am quite happy with it. Before anyone responds with a link to http://www.linux-laptop.net/ didn't work. If your particular laptop is fully supported, fine. But in my case, the problems are either acknowledged problems or not addressed. Don't say that people should find out about linux compatibility prior to purchase because first of all, my company decided on the model and very few people make purchases that way.

    3. Re:There's no barrier. by confused+one · · Score: 1
      You are correct on the first point, there's no barrier to entry. A plain vanilla install usually works. Try updating something though...

      On Windows, I run the firefox 1.5 update installer and it simply works.

      On Suse 9.3, I perform the firefox 1.5 update, per the instructions on the firefox site (yes, I RTFM); and, firefox was broken. I'm a developer, I figured out what went wrong.

      My wife's been using linux for 3 years now; and, I guarantee she would have given up in frustration before she could figure out what went wrong and how to fix it. The documentation wouldn't have been much help to her.

  38. Re:welcome to /. by cyber_rigger · · Score: 1

    The question is

    does this new user really want to learn Linux

    or do they just want to pick it apart and be irritating.

  39. Are there community awards? by guysmilee · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Are there community awards to award portions of the linux world that do provide outstanding support?

    1. Re:Are there community awards? by Dan+Ost · · Score: 1

      If there are, they should give awards to the Gentoo and Ubuntu forums. They're absolutely
      wonderful.

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    2. Re:Are there community awards? by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      Your only reward need be the smile on small childrens faces.

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    3. Re:Are there community awards? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
      Are there community awards to award portions of the linux world that do provide outstanding support?

      Why, yes! Here's a few off the top of my head:

      The Eric S. Raymond Award for Politically Salient Customer Support - This lovely bronzed handgun, mounted on a stunning marble pedestal is given to the support forum that can most quickly turn a simple question into a flame about why handguns are a necessity in our modern society and why Libertarianism is the only true way. Extra points are given if you can add in an abortion debate (either pro or con).

      The Richard S. Stallman Award for Political Correctness in Licensing - Given to the individual contributor to a support forum who best exemplifies defense of GPL'ed software in the face of any other licenses, free or proprietary, this beautiful rendition of Bill Gate's head on a silver patter will be a wonderful addition to any fireplace mantle. Extra consideration given to those who can find places where the GPL is too lenient in allowing commercial users to use the system (Because that gives us ideas for the next version, huh?).

      The Linus Torvalds "I Don't Give a Crap as Long as I Can Code on My Kernel" Award - Presented to the hacker who best exemplifies the ability to stay focused on technical issues to the complete obvlibion to any "political" considerations like licensing, lock-in, and freeloading, this Brass plaque with an engraved picture of Alfred P.Newman sitting in front of a smoking terminal with a "What, me Worry?" thought balloon will look great on any wall. If you can cut off an email or IRC discussion with a breezy "Whatever" and then place the user on your ignore list, you're a shoo-in here!

      Off course, there are many more. Feel free to let others know of them...

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  40. Re:Linux sNOBs by cparisi · · Score: 1

    The problem is that the engineers are providing the support. Engineers are used to arguing with another arrogant engineer so they seem to think being a jerk is a normal and appropriate response. (When I was younger I was guilty of some of the same attitude. But at least I became aware of it and *hopefully* have changed) Many Engineers I have met would not suffer fools lightly. I guess that's the price of "free" software. If you want to have a better chance of a nice support person you need to pay for service.

  41. the tinkerer mentality is needed by lyapunov · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I landed a job as UNIX admin from learning UNIX out of necessity and then as a hobby. When I got out of the military and started to school I purchased a computer so I would not have to work in school labs. My mathematics degree required two core CS classes, algorithms and data structures and the CS department uses Linux. So rather than piss and moan I purchased another hard drive and dual booted my machine. The reason that I purchased another hard drive is so that I could revert because I knew that I was not going to get it right the first few times. After being able, to once again do my homeword at home, I spent another 6 months getting my printer to work. It was an Deskjet 612 that used the printing performance architecture (PPA) drivers that some guy in Oregon reverse engineered with little or no help from HP. I figured if he had the wherewithall to accomplish that I should be able to at least get it working.

    I spent many hours reading books on Linux in general, and countless hours browsing the web for help on UNIX printing. Wound up switching to CUPS, when it was fairly new, and managed to get it working. It was a lot of work and the only reason that I was able to do it was that I had the attitude that the "machine is not going to win."

    Most people want everything handed to them, and if you do not have a self started attitude UNIX is fairly intimidating.
    The quote that I developed about Microsoft and Bill Gates is this:

    "Bill Gates brought computing to the masses, pity they weren't ready for it."

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    1. Re:the tinkerer mentality is needed by Placido · · Score: 1

      I spent another 6 months getting my printer to work.

      Jesus! That's the exact reason why Linux fails with the masses. Who the hell wants to waste 6 months getting a printer to work. It should just work. What a waste of time. :(

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    2. Re:the tinkerer mentality is needed by westlake · · Score: 1
      The quote that I developed about Microsoft and Bill Gates is this:
      "Bill Gates brought computing to the masses, pity they weren't ready for it."

      The masses seem to be quite comfortable with Windows, thank you very much.

    3. Re:the tinkerer mentality is needed by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Most people want everything handed to them, and if you do not have a self started attitude UNIX is fairly intimidating.

      Well in that case...Linux will never be ready for the desktop until we breed a race of humans that are entirely self-started. And the only way to tell that people will finally do things on their own is when the last fast-food chain closes.

      Linux should stand on its technical merits. Why restrict it to those who have the "right" learning style?

    4. Re:the tinkerer mentality is needed by lasmith05 · · Score: 1

      6 months to get the printer to work?!?!! Its pretty clear to me that from a user experience standpoint, some tasks in linux are just a pain in the arse to get working. Sometimes I wonder if linux people take 5 minutes to imagine if a tool or function is user friendly? I mean you got to admit the current state of windows for the average user is getting pretty sweet. Peripherals most often can install themselves, drivers are easy to find if not already in windows somewhere, and each new iteration of windows has more legacy support (like hp tcp/ip port support) just built-in. Don't get me wrong, linux today is way easier than it was 5 years ago. There is more info online, and linux does detect some stuff out of the box. But snobby attitude is only going to hold it back. Macos X is a good example of a basically user friendly unix os. Maybe start there.

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    5. Re:the tinkerer mentality is needed by alexo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      lyapunov wrote:
      > Most people want everything handed to them, and if you do not have a self started attitude UNIX is fairly intimidating.

      No, my friend. Most people want their computer to work, just like any other appliance.

      Most people use cars to get them and their families from point A to point B. Those that supercharge their engines, lower the suspension, etc. are a tiny minority.
      Same goes for VCRs, dishwashers, telephones, etc. They are supposed to make our lives simpler by saving us time and allowing us to spend it on things we consider more important.

      How is a computer different?
      People want to communicate, shop, pay bills and trade online, play games, read news, work, organize their photo albums, balance their budgets and many other things a computer is suitable for. They rarely want to spend huge significant time and effort just to be able to do that.

      > I spent another 6 months getting my printer to work.

      Your perseverance is commendable but are you sure that it was the best use of a 6 months time?

    6. Re:the tinkerer mentality is needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think this comment shows Linux' main problem very clearly - you have to be pretty obsessive to spend six months of your life getting your printer to work.


      Even early MS-DOS was never that bad.


      If the Linux community is happy with Linux being an OS for hobbyists and developers, then the state of things today is fine. However, if they want their shot at world domination, or to beat out Microsoft - then they need to put work into making things easy for the users.


      It's kind of like the academic people that babble on things other people don't understand. It takes a real genius to make complex subjects understandable. There is no glory in not trying to make things easier.

    7. Re:the tinkerer mentality is needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Even early MS-DOS was never that bad."
      That's right dammit! "COPY MYFILE.TXT PRN:" was all we needed, and we were happy to have it!

      Unless you had TWO parallel ports, then you had to use "COPY MYFILE.TXT LPT1:" or "COPY MYFILE.TXT LPT2:"

      EDLIN was great, a the manual for my Epson FX-80 so I could look up escape sequences, and I was good to go!

      This is a joke, mostly :)

    8. Re:the tinkerer mentality is needed by lyapunov · · Score: 1

      I have read your replies, and I guess that my point was lost.
       
      The point that I am trying to make, is that the people that do work to learn stuff on their own are possesive of that knowledge, and begrudge people that want it easy.
       
      When I took a class in Fourier Series and Boundary Value problems I made a pact with myself not to use a computer or integration tables to derive answers. As a result, that is when I finally really learned how to integrate functions properly. I had to break the pact twice and I am happy to note that the solutions that I did look up were both series solution, which to be honest, I would be hard pressed to derive in finite time. Was it a waste of time? Maybe, but I learned a lot more than I would have otherwise. The point is I worked for the knowledge, I own it, and yes I do begrudge idiots that ask "how do I mount my modem?" It is clear that have not seriously tried resolving the issue on their own. Having said, I do help those that help themselves. If they have put forth a reasonable effort to resolve the problem, I will help them. Usually by pointing them in the right direction e.g. "look at the file /etc/foo.conf" or "check out the man page for ..."
       
      For those of that balk at the six months it took me to get the printer working, it was not like that was all I did for six months, a couple hours here and there as my time between school and work would allow. But I kept after it. And all the wrong paths that I took I did learn something from.
       
      And for those that think that your computer should be an appliance, you are probably right, except that most of the ease of use that you enjoy is because almost everybody makes software to work with windows. So it is easy.
       
      I have to ask the student that is in the graduating class of MIT in 2010 do you like letting people copy your homework or do you prefer to help people? If you do prefer to help people are you offended by those who have done little to nothing on their own trying to resolve the issue? I sure was.
       
      By the way that story is why with little experience I was offered a job. It demonstrated many things:
      I can learn on my own.
      I am tenacious.
       
      If you were in a position to hire somebody, would you rather have somebody that played games and made photo albums and never struggled to resolve a problem in charge of your servers or somebody like me?
       

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    9. Re:the tinkerer mentality is needed by npsimons · · Score: 2, Interesting
      First you ask:

      How is a computer different?

      Then you say:

      People want to communicate, shop, pay bills and trade online, play games, read news, work, organize their photo albums, balance their budgets and many other things a computer is suitable for.

      I think you just answered your question. Computers are *not* single purpose devices; they are capable of doing many things, and with that power they are also complicated and will not always "just work." If someone wants to communicate, they should get a cell phone. If they want to pay bills, they should get a checkbook. If they want to trade (I'm assuming stocks), they should call up their stock broker. If they want to read news, they should get a newspaper. If they want to work, they should work. If they want to organize their photo albums, why does that require a computer? If they want to balance their budgets, they should get a ledger. None of these things I have listed is a cure-all for the others, but they work reliably, time and time again, and the user won't have to have any "special" computer skills to use them. If they can't be bothered to learn the skills to operate a computer, or pay someone to do it for them, they shouldn't get a computer.
    10. Re:the tinkerer mentality is needed by SpacePunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Most people want everything handed to them,"

      No, they just want their shit to work. They want to hit the power button on the computer and have it jut work. When they install a sofware package they just want to run the installer and have it ready to use in a few minutes instead of untaring a file, configuring, and making the software.

      Yeah, Linux is superior to Windows, but untill it 'just works' even to the extent that windows software 'just works' then it'll still be just a tinkerers operating system. Nothing more than a hobbyists wet nightmare.

    11. Re:the tinkerer mentality is needed by dbcad7 · · Score: 1
      Granted that you are right that most people just want things to "work out of the box"

      However, there is a certain satisfaction in solving problems. Sometimes the longer it takes the more intense your feeling of accomplishment. I have run into problems that took days to solve in both Windows and Linux, and there is nothing like waking up the neighbors at 3 am yelling "YES !" when it finaly works.

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    12. Re:the tinkerer mentality is needed by alexo · · Score: 1


      dbcad7 wrote:
      > Granted that you are right that most people just want things to "work out of the box"
      > However, there is a certain satisfaction in solving problems. Sometimes the longer it takes
      > the more intense your feeling of accomplishment. I have run into problems that took days to
      > solve in both Windows and Linux, and there is nothing like waking up the neighbors at 3 am
      > yelling "YES !" when it finaly works.


      I agree with everything you said but that is not the point.

      Some people get their feeling of accomplishment from solving a puzzle, others from finishing their basement, others from teaching their children how to read and yet others from running a 100m dash in under 10 seconds.

      A computer is a tool. You may get a feeling of accomplishment from tinkering with it but it shoud not be a prerequisite to using it, just as fine-tuning the engine is not a prerequisite to owning a car.

    13. Re:the tinkerer mentality is needed by alexo · · Score: 1


      npsimons wrote:
      > Computers are *not* single purpose devices; they are capable of doing many things, and
      > with that power they are also complicated and will not always "just work."


      Several of my friends and family members use their computers to do all the things I outlined and more, without having what you would call "computer skills".
      Their computers "just work" most of time and when problems arise (once in a blue moon) they can ask for help and usually get it without accompanying attitude.

      > If they can't be bothered to learn the skills to operate a computer, or pay someone to do
      > it for them, they shouldn't get a computer.


      Good thing that they never asked for your advice, isn't it?

      It's the attitude of people like yourself that was the reason for the original article and the reason for Linux's failure to threaten Windows on the desktop.

  42. Why is there still this focus on the desktop by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

    As someone much wiser than me said, "the desktops war is over, Linux didn't win". Seriously, although desktops are still a large part of our lives, they aren't really where the "future" is going. There is a significant inertia in changing your desktop operating system. Here is the real reason why linux hasn't gained more market share: MOST PEOPLE JUST DON'T FUCKING CARE WHAT THEIR DESKTOP OS IS!!
    Seriously, Windows does a good enough job for most people, so why change? Obviously as enthusiasts we see things differently, but in the end to most people a computer is a tool. In the end I think it would be beneficial to linux to focus on things such as mobile computing and servers.

    Also, I know I will get flamed for this, but why does Linux's market share really matter? It's not like Linux is in any danger of disappearing, so why does it bother people so much when others use different operating systems? I used to be a mac zealot till I came upon the revelation that someone else using Windows really doesn't detract from my OS experience one bit. Why is linux any different? Other than perhaps you are trying to fight an ideological war, in which case it is no wonder people ignore linux. We get preached at enough as it is...

  43. Re:Linux sNOBs by suso · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ??? I did read the article. Both my comments where logical, you just aren't see it. That's fine. Let me put it another way. If Linux snobs where a problem with the wider adoption of Linux then people who are interested in buying Ford or Dodge trucks would be put off by the hostility that each side has towards the other, etc. But yet there are millions of Ford and Dodge truck owners.

    The real problem is this, much of the rest of the Earth is based on a commercial model of adoption of new things. A company makes it, people see it on TV or hear about it from their friends, they go to a store and they buy it. This has been going on for 50 years and in a way it has been going on for a lot longer. Now here comes open source and a completely different way of distributing a product, finding support and so on. People don't understand that new model yet, it takes time. The best thing you can probably do is adapt your new model so that it is close to the older model and slowly change it.

    In my 9 years of using and promoting Linux, I have talked with a lot of new Linux users and I've rarely heard them mention any of the problems with snobbishness that this article describes. I have not seen it much myself and I am on support channels a lot. This is why I don't agree with this article and was making what I considered to be a logical criticism of it.

  44. Re:Hah, no kidding by sketerpot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Honestly, you'd probably get a much more helpful reply on the mailing list.

  45. Re:Hah, no kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    release!=stable

    And yeah, you probably haven't ever been a part of a team which gave away your months of work for free.

  46. It's the Internet by teslatug · · Score: 1

    The impersonal Internet coupled with people with high intelligence, little life experience, and a lack of social skills that is contributing greatly to this. Can you imagine these same geeks telling someone to their face to "Go Read The Fucking Manual?"

  47. (You're) Re:Pathetic by saifrc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You make the assumption that most documentation out there is well-written and easy to understand, without making hundreds of obscure references or alienating new users with obtuse language. The reality is that most people who write documentation, unfortunately, especially for OSS, are not good writers, good speakers, or good teachers.

    If you find a particular piece of documentation useful, that's great. It served its purpose. But keep in mind that you and the author might be on the same unnaturally inhuman wavelength, and that "real" people will have a bit of difficulty deciphering the author's meaning.

    1. Re:(You're) Re:Pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they're asking about some package that in widespread use, then by definition the documentation is adequate to have gotten those users up and running. So, no, not being able to do what lots of other people have already done is definitely a personal failing. And it's not surprising worthless idiots will blame those who didn't help them conceal their own inadequacies.

    2. Re:(You're) Re:Pathetic by crazybilly · · Score: 1

      You're hitting the nail on the head. As a linux noob, I find the overwhelming majority of documentation completely incomprehensible. You can give me a command line way to do something, but I'm still trying to figure out how get to a command line from the GUI. And I certainly can't tell what are the things I'm supposed to change in the example you're giving me. That, and most open source documentation is just crappy. Most software developers are NOT writers. Plain and simple.

  48. Re:Well, at least Linux is more secure. by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

    It's interesting that many people have this idea that Slashdot moderators are biased against Windows. But time and time again, we see pro-Linux/anti-Windows comments be moderated down, not up. So, yes, there is actually a bias. But it's not towards the direction you think it is.

  49. Bizarre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At this point I was accused of "bitching about service provided for free" and "its a wiki, feel free to contribute and edit it".

    I've gotten that too. It's very strange. I'm looking in the Wiki because I don't know the answer. When I see the answer isn't there, I'm not the person you want to edit it. What am I supposed to do, write down how I'd *like* it to work?

    I'm not sure what kind of person Linux snobs think they're dealing with. Snobs seem to assume that ordinary users aren't asking questions because they want to know the answers, but because they want to catch the snobs in a mistake. I wonder what social group interacts that way. Oh, geeks. Right.

    1. Re:Bizarre by QJimbo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Those sorts of responces also go along with the "Edit the code yourself!" type ones too, which I can kinda understand why they're saying it, but do they really want the only people who use the software to be coders? Though I suppose technically they don't mind if nobody uses it...

      I suppose thats what this whole thing comes down to, should people expect help for free software? I mean the authors of open source software usually write it for themselves rather than others, releasing it so others can help contribute, but at the same time so others can use it. The last part seems to be where the problems begin, people have different ideas of support for open source software.

    2. Re:Bizarre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What am I supposed to do, write down how I'd *like* it to work?

      Close. Write down how it doesn't work. Say your objective is X. Form your addition to the wiki as something like "Being able to do X is a very powerful feature of $SOFTWARE. In order to do X, you simply do Y and then Z, recompile and you're set." Where Y and Z are actions that have either no effect or a negative effect. Then you just wait for someone to come along and replace Y and Z with the appropriate steps.

    3. Re:Bizarre by saleenS281 · · Score: 1

      That's quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You're advocating him giving incorrect information int he hopes someone will correct it. What about every other person who DOESN'T know what's wrong that follows his instructions? I'm hoping you just didn't think that one through.

    4. Re:Bizarre by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      Let's really open this can of worms up and place blame where blame is due. The developers should, with all ethical correctness, DOCUMENT THEIR CODE!!! The problem is most coders are too close to the code in order to document it to the fullest extent necessary to release it into the public. They take short cuts in the documentation and inherently make gigantic assumptions about the skill level and knowledge of the code's users. It's a very myopic and arrogant pattern of behavior that has propagated throughout the open source community.

      With that said, is it really the coder's fault? I say not entirely, it's also the fault of the mentors (or the lack thereof) that taught them how to code. Now this could be a colleague, friend, or former CS professor(s). In a lot of cases I blame the CS professors at the institution I work for and am constantly getting on undergrad and grad student coders I interact with for poor documentation habits.

      Don't get me wrong, the arrogance and complete-for lack of a better description-dickheadedness is inexcusable. No one should be allowed to behave that way without consequences, and no one should tolerate such behavior. There's no excuse for it. I'm sure these guys, although probably thinking they know everything, have on occasion needed assistance from an expert in some field and have been treated with dignity and at least a civil amount of respect. I'm sure these same people would EXPLODE if they, say, took their car to a mechanic and the mechanic laughed them out of the garage because they didn't know how to fix a fuel injection system for themselves. There is plenty of documentation available to learn how to do it. Given, the mechanic IS getting paid for his services, but most mechanics also love working on cars. Most open source coders aren't in it for the money (obviously). They're doing what they do because they love/enjoy doing it. If this is so, then they need to take pride in their work and develop a level of aptitude and tolerance when dealing with people with lesser degrees of knowledge and/or experience that want to appreciate and proliferate their work. Proper documentation that is complete and easy for a lay person to understand is a big part of that. Another part of it is learning how to respectfully deal with those who have questions about your work.

      There's also the chance that maybe their mother just didn't hug them enough; still not a defense for this kind of behavior.

    5. Re:Bizarre by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. I *could* edit the code, if you really wanted me to. I have written around half a dozen C routines in my life so merging any of my changes would be a baaaaaaaaad idea.

      Slightly more seriously, I had to write some Perl back in 1999 and frequented a/the Perl Newsgroup for a while. No-one attacked me (I was *very* polite) but there was some really serious flaming going on in that neck of the woods.

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    6. Re:Bizarre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wasn't seriously advocating this - it was meant to be tounge-in-cheek.

    7. Re:Bizarre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're doing what they do because they love/enjoy doing it. If this is so, then they need to take pride in their work and develop a level of aptitude and tolerance when dealing with people with lesser degrees of knowledge and/or experience that want to appreciate and proliferate their work.

      Loving coding is about loving a certain class of problem solving. Dealing with people is an entirely different class of problem solving. To say that pride in the first should lead to pride in the second seems rather illogical.

      Kind of like saying that because I like to make money I also like to fill out paperwork for my taxes.

      In a perfect world, sure, everyone would enjoy solving all types of problems equally and be equally good at those tasks as well.

    8. Re:Bizarre by just_another_sean · · Score: 1

      I've gotten that too. It's very strange. I'm looking in the Wiki because I don't know the answer. When I see the answer isn't there, I'm not the person you want to edit it. What am I supposed to do, write down how I'd *like* it to work?

      Actually that's not a bad idea. If you can leave an inteligent edit that asks an intelligent quesion on the Wiki then it may just get picked up and edited again by someone who knows the answer.

      Something along the lines of:

      "In my experience I was able to get foo installed without an issue. But when I tried to set up the IPC between foo and my installed bar server my logs just filled up with error messages. Here are some examples:

          foo: error trying to establish connection to bar at /tmp/bar.sock: permission deinied.
          foo: unable to contact bar server. exiting.

        I'm not sure why at this point so I am hoping by posting my experience here someone could explain it to me."

      I know you won't get the instant result you're looking for but you may get an answer sooner then you think. If nothing else you may trigger something that helps users later down the road by getting an answer posted to the Wiki, or even better, added in a clearer way to the docs.

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    9. Re:Bizarre by Alioth · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've been doing Linux since January 1992. But I don't know everything.

      I've found the best way to deal with the snobs - and get a useful answer - is this. Don't just ask "I've googled for it already, but I can't find a way of doing foo with bar". All this will yield is "Well google harder" kind of responses.

      Instead, say something like "On Windows, it's really easy to do foo with bar, but it's completely impossible under Linux! This is awful!". You will immediately be deluged with indignant responses telling you exactly how to do whatever it was you were trying to accomplish rather than an RTFM brush-off.

    10. Re:Bizarre by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      The problem with documentation is that you have to know your target audience. Some topics cannot be watered down so much that everyone is going to be able to understand them. Would you want someone who doesn't understand cryptography to be modifying your cryptographic algorithms? It sure would suck to find out that your security is relying on something that was broken in an obvious way from the perspective of a cryptographer, but not obvious to the average devry graduate. Documentation can only take you so far.

      For example, I wrote a program that's used for parsing data at work. It's only about 300 lines of code. There is a 5 page document that explains what it's doing in detail. It creates complex regular expressions from descriptions of patterns to do the actual data parsing. I have explained at a high level how it works to nontechnical people. I have also explained the gory details to technical people. With both extremes, the people were satisfied that it did what was needed and was the simplest, and easiest to maintain solution to the problem of inconsistent incoming data.

      However, without a solid understanding of regular expressions and the subject matter of the data being parsed, it is hard for someone to modify the patterns correctly. We had one person spend a month trying to create patterns after picking up a book on regular expressions and believing that they were an expert after a week. Is that a failure of the documentation,? I think it's a failure of the person who overestimates their own ability to modify someone else's code.

      Some people believe that all code must be targeted towards the lowest common denominator. This is a good idea at large companies with high turnover rates, because the lowest common denominator (on average) will be maintaining that code. It's hard to get people interested in contributing to an open source project if you tell them "don't ever do anything creative or innovative." In fact, I think that's the exact opposite of the philosophy of most open source projects. New ideas are a good thing. Code is the ultimate expression of the idea because it's functional. However, many excellent programmers are sub-optimal in communicating their ideas in a non-functional syntax, such as written language targeted to the general public.

      There is code that legitimately should not be modified by just anyone. The problem is that too many people believe their own code falls into that group.

    11. Re:Bizarre by Skreems · · Score: 0

      Bring on the open source tech support crew! People who just like helping others in their free time so much that they sit around and answer endless questions for free!

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    12. Re:Bizarre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my apologies then, my sarcasm meter is apparently broken :)

    13. Re:Bizarre by susano_otter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suppose thats what this whole thing comes down to, should people expect help for free software?

      To me, it seems more like, "what kind of interaction should people expect from other community members, when they join a software developer/user community?"

      Should they expect a community full of jerks saying, "I got mine, chump, now STFU and let me enjoy it", or should they expect a community of cheerful, cooperative, helpful people interested in discussing the ins and outs of the sofware helping newcomers to experience its many benefits?

      I don't necessarily expect help with free software, but I do expect that if you've started or joined a community about that software, then you're here to talk about the software in a productive way. Why join a community if you're just going to fly solo anyway while abusing anybody who comes along looking for a collaborative approach?

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    14. Re:Bizarre by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      Wait, we're not talking about code modification here. We're talking about code use. Documentation for code use (not modification) should be addressed to the lay person with a minimum of systems experience, i.e. they are familiar with a command line or GUI installer process and basic system administration. And, I'm sorry, I teach students how to take complex technical subjects and present them so that the average person walking off the street, with maybe a few questions, can understand the topic being presented, ESM 4714: Scientific Visual Data Analysis and Multimedia. So you can't tell me it's not possible. I've been involved in the class either as an instructor or providing technical and advisory support for more than a decade.

      As far as the point of your comment, yes, I agree code should not be modified by just anyone, but we're not talking about code modification. We're talking about the ability to install and use a code to get work done, not code modification.

    15. Re:Bizarre by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      Ok, you got a "Funny", but I'd say you're dead-on "Insightful" on that comment. Brilliant!

    16. Re:Bizarre by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 1

      >What am I supposed to do, write down how I'd *like* it to work?

      Actually, with a Wiki that might work. If you put in erroneous information about a subject you'd like to know about, someone will get annoyed and fix it.

    17. Re:Bizarre by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      I disagree about the need for code modification. I've seen many responses to problems installing open source software that tell people to fix what doesn't work. No amount of documentation will make up for the wrong assumptions people make about other people's systems.

      In college, I had to use an AIX system that had TRUE and FALSE removed from the system include files so that students could successfully compile code in the intro chapter to one of the programming books. Compiling anything on that machine required putting those in somewhere because it would complain that those were not defined. That's where an idiot sysadmin caused the problem with using someone else's program. However, it's not at all uncommon for programmers to assume that everyone has their favorite utilities, libraries or preferred version of compiler installed.

      Some projects are released when it works for the small group of people who are working on it, so they already have all of the dependencies installed. Not all open source projects work out of the box for everyone. I've had a handful of times where I had to modify Makefiles and edit C programs to get them to install. Usually the C problems were pretty straightforward, like different locations for include files. However, saying that's a simple thing to fix assumes that the user knows C and knows how to figure out what needs to be changed. That's not a reasonable expectation when we're telling people(who aren't Unix people or programmers) they should try Linux.

      I remember my first experiences with NetBSD seemed to almost require that you have one working NetBSD system as well as better than average system administration skills in order to get a new system up. The person who was recommending NetBSD told me that the community didn't need people who weren't willing to learn how to install the software. This is exactly the same type of person being cited here as a Linux Snob.

      When you talk about installing and using code, I think of either utilities or libraries. I don't think either of those really require the code itself be documented for someone to use it. The interfaces need to be documented. Why would someone be trying to use code if they can't figure out how to do so? I think I may not be understanding the context in which you're talking about "code use" here.

    18. Re:Bizarre by alexfromspace · · Score: 1

      I've gotten that too. It's very strange. I'm looking in the Wiki because I don't know the answer. When I see the answer isn't there, I'm not the person you want to edit it. What am I supposed to do, write down how I'd *like* it to work?

      I'm not sure what kind of person Linux snobs think they're dealing with. Snobs seem to assume that ordinary users aren't asking questions because they want to know the answers, but because they want to catch the snobs in a mistake. I wonder what social group interacts that way. Oh, geeks. Right.

      I don't like snobbism myself and I certainly could never agree with berating users. However I would not jump to such generalizations about a large group of very different people. There are always individuals in all groups geeks or not who may be very good and polite as well as those who may use foul language or commit other unacceptable behavior.

      I think the real issue at hand, however, is that of free support, software and service. There is a saying "Don't look a gifted horse in the mouth". Those who possess the lucrative knowledge and skills of Unix and Linux are not by their possession of it required in any way to assist others. Self-sacrificing philantropists who are willing to do whatever it takes to assist others with no interest for themselves are very difficult if not impossible to come by. And this is just a fact of life. And if anyone wants to prove me wrong I could only encourage them to walk the walk.

    19. Re:Bizarre by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      I sometimes do idle in yahoo chat rooms or whatever, and provide free tech support. It can be rewarding.

      The issue here is there needs to be a clear demarkation in OSS projects between the devs chatroom where they sit around and shoot the bull or discuss "inside" issues, and the official outward facing support room. If you don't want to provide any support, don't indicate that there is a support chatroom/mailinglist/forum. If you say on your site, or in your documentation, that
      #foo-support is your support channel, you should not be suprised when *USERS* come in asking possibly inane or boring or mundane questions. People should only be in the room to help if they want to provide somewhat respectful (and maybe somewhat professional) support.

      If you don't want to do that for free (who really does want to long term?), then just note on the site/documentation either NO SUPPORT, or list terms under which you are willing to provide professional support.

      But don't claim to have support that consists of RTFM n00b!

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    20. Re:Bizarre by ichimunki · · Score: 1
      I think the various forums I've been on are loaded with people like that. My favorite one is Perl Monks. That place was great (and probably still is) in that it really fostered a sense of community for the longer term members while making it easy to ask questions. Plus, the ability to form a reputation in the community for providing assistance encouraged doing so in a positive way.

      I suspect the flip side of the Linux Snob is the person who thinks that just because they have a question that they deserve to have it answered, no matter how rudely it is asked, how obvious the answer is, or how obstinate they seem to be in their level of unwillingness to put in some effort of their own. There are also users who complain a lot about how something doesn't work, but then when you open up the documentation the answer to their problem is the first sentence, in bold type, capitalized, underlined, centered on the page, and perhaps even illustrated with an images with circles and arrows and a paragraph explaining what each image means.

      I saw this with my friend who bought an iMac and a printer and then complained about the printer not working. Had he bothered to even OPEN the little booklet that came with his printer he could have resolved his own problem in about five minutes. Instead I got to feel like a kindergarten teacher reading the Fine Manual to him.

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    21. Re:Bizarre by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      I should clarify that I refer to all open source applications as "code" (mostly because I prefer the source+compile methods over binary packages when available). So, when I say document the code, I'm not just referring to making useful/valuable comments in the lines of the source itself. I'm talking about documenting in detail the configuration and installation processes as well. It was clear from the original poster's example that the latter had not been reasonably done so that even someone with an acknowledgeable bit of experience could install correctly. It's the end-user documentation, not necessarily the source documentation, that I was speaking of that many developers make the mistakes in and often leave key bits dangling because they either don't want to be bothered to write it, are too close to the source/project to be detailed enough, or just plain leave out by accident. Your points about source documentation and early release, i.e., pre-1.0 versions of, community projects are spot on in my view as well. After re-reading the article, the author never states a version so I am not sure where his particular application falls in the grand scheme of things. If it was pre-1.0, I could see a bit of aggravation on the part of the developers not wanting to respond to inane questions. But, to take the actions that were described was a bit over the top, even for pre-1.0 code.

    22. Re:Bizarre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent down, a ripoff of http://bash.org/?152037

    23. Re:Bizarre by Alioth · · Score: 1

      No, I actually figured this out independently; I had never seen the bash quote of which you spoke. It's hardly novel or requiring great insight to work out how to socially engineer a bunch of snobs into giving you a useful response rather than a pointless brush-off.

  50. Society by slashflood · · Score: 1

    Where's the news?

    Ever drove by bus in LA? Ever asked the bus driver if this particular bus goes to a specific direction? All you get is "RTFBM"!

    I think, it is not a problem of the Linux community. You can find this attitude everywhere.

  51. Forgot about what it is like to be a Newbee. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    The problem is that it is easy to forget what it is like being a newbee. When I started using Linux in 1994. Things like Mounting Disks, Compiling Apps, Having to Gzip and Tar a file. Or even asking for Help and it wasn't untill 1998 I was sucessfully able to understand what the heck the Man pages were talking about and how to search for data in them. And I was at an advantage because I knew DOS. Today Windows users Never touched a commandline and are not even sure where to start, and they don't even fully realize what the computer handes and what the OS does. Before I though the hardware organized the drives as A: B: C:... not the OS (Espectially with the CMOS giving drives the same values). When they decide to switch to Linux you will need to rember almost everything including the Man pages which expect that you understand some concepts first. But after using it for a while we exect everyone to know what you mean. So when you hear a seemingly stupid question then you should step back and just give them a simple answer then followed with an explanation why it is like it.

    RM=ReMove
    LS=LiSt
    etc...

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  52. I'm a linux newbie.. by euxneks · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I try to read as much documentation as I can. I also try to help out other newbies by giving them answers (if I know the answer), and also where you can find the answer (in the documentation).

    I think this helps them out by giving them a good answer but then also showing them how to find other answers on their own.

    After all, knowledge is meant to be shared.

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  53. "Newbies" as word, should be retired by popo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I couldn't agree more.

    I can't think of a successful industry, anywhere that doesn't invest a significant (if not major) portion of time to new customer acquisition. The word "Newbies" all by itself, reflects a culture hostile to new blood.

    Its amazing when you compare Linux culture to Mac culture which almost resembles a cult in its "love-bombing" approach to new members.

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  54. Linux has documenatation? by catmistake · · Score: 2, Insightful
    One of the reasons I am a fan of NetBSD is their excellent documentation. Not only is it well done, it is easy to find. Also, their mailing lists are full of helpful people who always try to answer questions, even obvious ones from n00bs.

    Nearly every site that aims to be helpful in learning linux is not. It often has references, without links, to utilities you have to scour the internet to find. The people who aim to help never begin at a point where someone who knows little to nothing about linux can begin.

    Where is THE linux documentation? (if you're going to say man pages, please don't)

    1. Re:Linux has documenatation? by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      Where is THE linux documentation? (if you're going to say man pages, please don't)

      I think that woud be The Linux Documentation Project.

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    2. Re:Linux has documenatation? by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      Oops, slashdot "fixed" my link. It should be tldp.org

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    3. Re:Linux has documenatation? by catmistake · · Score: 1
      tipd.org

      Thanks!

    4. Re:Linux has documenatation? by nuggz · · Score: 1

      man pages are one source of documentation.
      Howtos & the LDP
      Info pages /usr/doc or /usr/share/doc
      Distribution home pages.
      I like the debian bugs
      Mailing lists and list archives.

      Personally I'm a fan of IRC.
      Some channels have bots with the latest news.
      Many channels are very helpful, particularly if you're clear, consise and have read some documentation.

      In the better channels once you get some friends you can generally get excellent levels of support.

      Today the software is much more robust, user friendly and well documented. Trying to set stuff up in the mid 90's was quite a bit more difficult.

  55. Why "hype" news sources are effective. by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Most people have a limited emotional range. Hyped news plays at the edges of that range. My range is a bit more intense, though possibly no more varied. The intensity of the news doesn't affect me as much, however most people want me and others like me to confine myself to their range, mostly because I affect them in a way similar to hyped news.

  56. Not the only ones! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A long time ago I paid $1000 for a subscription to a 1-year Microsoft Support offering.
    During that year I asked approx 10 questions, none of which got answered properly.

    One of the answers I did receive was a "forward" of a note from one of Microsofts developers. It read:
    "It is none of his business!"
    That consisted the entire reply to my request for help!

  57. Re:Well, at least Linux is more secure, but NSFW by ettlz · · Score: 1

    Christ, man, why couldn't you just toe the line and post a Goatse link like everyone else?

    On the other hand, I admire someone who has the guts to do that with a username.

  58. If I may by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

    Not that I'm excusing bad manners, but here's the otherside of the equation:

    I used to help out quite a bit with linux noobs. I'd show them where to find the answers, and I'd give them suggestions. I don't anymore. 99% of the time, after I'd show them where they could find their answer, they come back asking the same question, obiously not reading the source I had sited. Not only that, but they'd get upset that I suggest they go read the site again, as if their time was so valuable that they simply couldn't take time to read it.

    I'd get flamed, emailed, IM'd because I had politely suggested that the answer to their question was at so-and-so's site. I didn't tell them to RTFM, nor would I call them names or otherwise be an ass to them. I'd tell them where their answers were, and I'd receive all sorts of idiotic flaming for my efforts.

    I have since chosen to only help those truly interested in learning, but I can see going the otherway and returning the flames. I don't agree with it, and I think a lot of people in general need to grow up, but I can see why some people would do it.

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    1. Re:If I may by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      Possibly they are expecting the kind of documentation you see in a lot of commercial software and when they try to read the source you point them to,they just feel more lost. A lot of free sofware documentation I've seen is poorly organised and assumes too much knowledge on the part of the reader.

  59. Snobbish? Or just not people friendly? by XenoPhage · · Score: 1

    I can definitely agree with the fact that some IRC channels, mailing lists, etc. are not newbie friendly. And I agree that's a bit of a problem. But I wonder if there aren't some decent reasons for this.. Granted, these aren't "good" excuses, per se, but they work..

    First, the people you're asking these newbie questions are often the developers of the software. Umm, wow. A programmer being introverted and arrogant? Most developers don't have the social skills and graces to handle repeated barrages of newbie questions and respond with anger.

    Secondly, those mailing lists and channels with people that are willing to help often get fed up with hearing "How do I start the X service" a million times a day. FAQs and Wikis are there to handle the intro questions.

    That said, if the FAQ/Wiki does not answer the question, then someone needs to fix it. Someone needs to step up to the plate and correct the mistakes and make the documentation clearer. Ultimately this should be a combination of the newbie and a guru from the list. The guru, knowing the software already, thinks the docs are fine and may not be able to fix them. The newbie, being a newbie, knows what doesnt make sense, but may not be able to fix it since they don't have the experience.

    It would be nice to see a Linux Tech Support company to handle stuff like this, but I'm not sure how they'd make their money....

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  60. Eh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Working on a Linux team with no prior knowledge or training in linux is just so stupid. He probably was a jackass for taking the job. He probably was a jackass for not finding his query in google or the documentation with his distrubution. Why should other people cross train him? They have their own jobs to do, instead of supporting a newbie that souldn't be there. Come on!

    Personally I try to help people on irc (freenode) on the projects I work on, but ignorance of Linux in the workplace when you are designated to be working with it is inexcusable. Expect the jackass to be sacked.

  61. Nope by GuloGulo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "If Linux snobs where a problem with the wider adoption of Linux then people who are interested in buying Ford or Dodge trucks would be put off by the hostility that each side has towards the other, etc. But yet there are millions of Ford and Dodge truck owners."

    I hate car analogies. I hate analogies in general, but car analogies are always among the worst. Yours is an example.

    People usually know how to operate a car when they buy it. The same is not true of Linux.

    Do you see now why your analogy is so terrible?

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    1. Re:Nope by Theatetus · · Score: 3, Insightful
      People usually know how to operate a car when they buy it. The same is not true of Linux.

      I think your counterexample is worse than his analogy. It's true that most people don't know how to operate Linux, but those same people for the most part don't know how to operate Windows. They would be just as inept at one as they are at the other, and the rote-learned "skills" *cough* they have translate pretty much exactly from one desktop to the other. So I don't see how their ignorance is an issue, since it affects every operating system pretty much equally.

      I guess that's the snobbishness coming in to play...

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    2. Re:Nope by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 1

      hehe- How about a more apt car analogy (Since if you can drive/work on a ford, you can drive/work on a Dodge)
      It would be more like someone who is used to driving and working on a V8 looking into a Wankel rotary motor. You hear about the benefits, but it is quirky. If you can work on a V8, you can probably figure out how to work on the rotary, but you need some direction.
      In my opinion (as a non Linux user who is interested in using it) someone needs to write a basic, easy to understand overview book about the differences between Linux and Windows. A book about Linux geared towards Windows users would be great. The times I have tried to learn about Linux I have been told "(fill in the blank with a rude statement) n00b!!!"

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    3. Re:Nope by Immercenary_2000 · · Score: 1, Informative

      Check out the ubuntu forums (www.ubuntuforums.org) the people there are generally very nice, and have always tried to answer my questions as a newb.

    4. Re:Nope by Znork · · Score: 1

      "easy to understand overview book about the differences between Linux and Windows"

      Try pasting your words into google and see if it doesnt help... It's usually vastly superior to the slashdot comment window at finding what you want... :)

    5. Re:Nope by clydemaxwell · · Score: 1

      something like..this ??
      haven't read it, I moved to linux on FM's alone :P

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    6. Re:Nope by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      After seeing this book, Beginning Ubuntu Linux featured on /. a few weeks ago, I ordered it and read through it and it sounds like what you're looking for: it gives a pretty good overview of Ubuntu from a Windows user POV. It even makes comparisons between different common and "critical" Windows apps and their Linux counterparts. Having used Ubuntu for a few months prior to getting this book and playing around with it, I was still able to learn a few neat tricks with this. For someone that's just starting out from scratch with Ubuntu, I think this book is a pretty good resource.

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    7. Re:Nope by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 1

      I just submitted an online request to my local library- they will have it ready for me to pick up tommorow. Thanks for the help.

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    8. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's true that most people don't know how to operate Linux, but those same people for the most part don't know how to operate Windows."

      Amazing, instead of pointing out that Linux is time and time again pointed out as being harder to understand for a NEW user you instead stereotype the entire user base as ignorant. Maybe people are skilled at Windows but Linux is alien to them? How is working with a GUI based system with a cryptic registry translate directly to a command line and ini file based system with cryptic utilities, a totally different hardware system (i.e. mounting drives), and an ugly networking setup? God help someone going from Word to VI or from "find" to grep. I have used Unix in many forms for years and I continue to struggle to learn new aspects of it due to the scads of flavors, versions, and crappy docs.

      "I guess that's the snobbishness coming in to play..."

      It is ironic that you should say that.

    9. Re:Nope by Theatetus · · Score: 1
      How is working with a GUI based system with a cryptic registry translate directly to a command line and ini file based system with cryptic utilities, a totally different hardware system (i.e. mounting drives), and an ugly networking setup?

      Huh? A non-technical Windows user should *NOT* be messing around with regedit, cmd, etc. Similarly, a non-technical Linux user should not be messing around with xterm, gconf, or whatever. A "friendly" distro like fedora or SuSE will have graphical tools for mounting drives, searching files (why do you assume grep in a terminal is the only way to search in Linux? You can do the exact same thing you do in Windows: right click a folder, or hit the start button, and select "Search". The only difference is the one in Linux actually works sometimes), doing networking (Linux tends to "just work" in my experience, unlike Windows, as far as networking setup goes)... so honestly, I'm not entirely sure what you mean. You're acting like a Linux user has to open up terminals, edit config files, etc. Many of us do, but I can't think of a conf file that doesn't have a graphical configurator, and as far as I remember SuSE and Fedora have all or most of those into their desktop.

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    10. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      God help someone going from Word to VI

      Who the FUCK does that? That has to be about the dumbest response I have ever seen, anywhere. VI and Word are not used for the same thing. It's not like Linux doesn't have OpenOffice, KOffice, and Abiword. VI is more anagolous to notepad except notepad sucks and I don't think anyone in their right mind would use it to code anything with even moderate complexity, just as no one in their right mind would ever use VI to write documents.

    11. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No car analogies for you FAG!!! Go home with your FAG!!! powered car.

    12. Re:Nope by jswalter9 · · Score: 1

      Funny. I've had the opposite experience with Ubuntu. I was trying it on an iBook and needed clock settings for the Xconfig, so I figured I'd ask in the forums. Some jerk starts in about reading the X FAQ, despite the fact that the X FAQ had nothing specific to my machine and I had clearly stated my need. Luckily someone else posted their iBook2 config and I got the settings I needed.

      Then I upgraded some packages and broke the system so badly I couldn't recover. (And I'm not even a n00b - just a longtime Slackware user)

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    13. Re:Nope by Immercenary_2000 · · Score: 1

      Wow, so far (I've been using Ubuntu for the past year) I haven't run into anything like this. I guess it just goes to show you that you can find a jerk anywhere. I'm glad that someone took the time to help you by posting the config you needed.

    14. Re:Nope by clydemaxwell · · Score: 1

      Do reply with a summary of usefulness!

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    15. Re:Nope by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 0
      People usually know how to operate a car when they buy it. The same is not true of Linux.

      I agree. But then I was born knowing how to drive and I could double declutch before I could walk.
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  62. It's the correct perception by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    However, part of the problem is also the perceived snobbery.

    I've seen folks called "stupid", right here on /., for not understanding parts of the GNU License, for misunderstanding how some esoteric functinality (on ANY platform), etc...

    I don't think there's ANY misperception when someone just comes out and calls someone else "stupid" - just because they're ignorant about how something works.

    And it's funny, but many times when I come across a problem, I will search the net to see what the solution is. I usually find that many folks have the same problem and very few of the answers are helpful. Most answers are "Read the manual" Read the "How TO". I already fucking did, but the number one assumption is that I didn't.

    Spending days to fix some stupid problem (almost ALWAYS because of some quirk in the config or code that only the developer or a very experienced person would know!) get tiring after a while. Now, when I see something new some out, I just say "Fuck it!" I don't want to chase my tail around trying to make it work.

  63. interesting... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

    I love how about half the comments in this thread so far consist of "We make this software and give it to you for free. We don't have to help your dumb ass figure out how to make it work." Umm, guys have you ever considered that this is *exactly* the attitude that this article is referring to?

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    1. Re:interesting... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      As the author of cryptographic open source [a double whammy] I can attest to the "there are many stupid people out there". Even when you write documentation [like say hundreds of Doxygen comments and a 130 page user manual] people still ignore it and ask you anyways.

      I'd say a full 30% of my support emails (of which I can get quite a few at times) are from people who are completely and utterly lazy and don't read any of the documentation. They ask questions that are specifically answered in the text and often I just cite page numbers if I'm tired.

      It's the standard usenet attitude. You'll get a question [say in sci.crypt] such as "Where can I find an implementation of AES?" and the answer is "Go fucking Google for it".

      That's a symptom of the problem. People are just lazy and want everything handed to them on a silver platter. The problem is then you get dictated your platform and how it works and what you get to do with it. Can't figure out OpenOffice? Then get stuck with the uni-platform MS Word and it's closed proprietary document format. Can't figure out KDE, then get stuck with explorer, etc, etc, etc..

      Learning stuff often involves research. Like often when a new GFX feature creeps into a bug the answer is on an archive mailing list somewhere. Often a quick 10 mins of googling finds the answer and you're on your way.

      The problem of Linux adoption is multi-faceted.

      1. Yes, many projects lack documentation.
      2. Yes, lots of users just don't read it anyways
      3. Lots of people are lazy and unwilling to spend the time to learn something
      4. There are enough OSS zealots and assholes to spoil the party
      5. Lots of anti-OSS fud [like this] such as that from MSFT about ToC
      6. General misunderstandings of OSS like how licensing works, who do you contact for support, etc...

      It's too easy to just point the finger at developers but that's naive and doesn't actually answer the question.

      Tom

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  64. Jesus Christ, this post is all Linux porn innuendo by AEton · · Score: 5, Funny
    Dear Penthouse Forum,
    My freshman year (2000) in college started with me not knowing what a "linux" was. This all changed when a friend encouraged me to repartition my hard drive and install this next to my installation. I ended up doing fresh installs and getting the dual boot to work.

    The next day in class, the guy couldn't get me to shut up about how great it was.

    My first college kegger could not compare to the first time I ran Linux. Nor would a kegger ever be as memorable.

    Ok, so my first encounter with Linux people working against Linux people in a childish d*ck measuring contest. To my horror, I overheard the following conversation thereafter ensue between him and a person in the class looking for a Linux installation experience:

    Student B: "I use Windows and I'm confused even as where to start..."
    Student A: "That's easy, just install Gentoo."
    Student B: "I ... Where do I get a disc for that?"
    Student A: "They're freely online, you just have to find them and install them. And with Gentoo, you can just emerge whenever you want."
    Student B: "'Emerge'--what does that mean?"

    When I got home, I tried to install Gentoo. It took forever, I hit a million snags but eventually got it working. I hated it. After talking again to them, Student A revealed that he spent every Sunday night "emerging."

    Luckily, I intevened and gave him something close. I told him all the cautionary advice I had to give and I feel that he most closely identified with me.

    The truth is: not all Linux experiences are for everybody.


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  65. Social Skills by itsNothing · · Score: 1
    With social skills like these, is there any wonder why we geeks have problems attracting girl friends?

    This makes me think about celebate catholic priests. They're the only intermediaries to the deity (Linux, in our case), but ... they're evolutionarily sterile so the meme is less likely to propogate without a mutation in the general population.

    Makes me consider priests in a whole new light.

  66. About time someone raised this issue by QJimbo · · Score: 1

    This is definatly a problem within the linux "scene". For example, a friend of mine went to #linux on afternet, wanting help setting up a telnet server. The responces were basically "I'm not going to help you beacuse telnet is outdated and insecure", despite my friend repeatedly insisting that he wanted telnet, not SSH. Elitism and hoarding the knowledge seems to be prevalent.

    At least linuxquestions.org is still friendly.

    1. Re:About time someone raised this issue by ledow · · Score: 1

      [SARCASM]Strange that. When I went on a DIY forum and wanted to put asbestos in every ceiling, they had the same attitude.[/SARCASM]

      Or is this post one of the sort of things that the article is talking about? :-)

      Seriously, people don't want you to set up telnet for a good reason - they don't want YOUR system to be broken into. They were helping him by steering him towards a secure, similarly implemented system that doesn't have this problem.

      Sure, the attitude may have been there but they were trying to help him in a roundabout way.

    2. Re:About time someone raised this issue by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      telnet *IS* long obsolete, insecure, and it would be a gross security hole to set one up on a server. The only use for the telnet client anymore is to connect to port 25 to debug SMTP or to connect to port 43 to manually query a WHOIS server.

      I would suggest that *no* one that knows how to will help you set up a telnetd, for just this reason. And that applies wether they are concerned about the security of *your* box, or the other boxes that whoever hacks you will attack using yours as a base.

      In fact, I wouldnt be surprised if the source and binaries for telnetd were removed from every ftp archive, and the linux (and *bsd) kernels adopted some means of detecting a telnetd server starting up and forced it to shut down.

    3. Re:About time someone raised this issue by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      How do you know his friend wasn't trying to set up a new ASCII Star Wars? SSH would be a major waste of CPU for something like that.

  67. Re:Linux sNOBs by Llamalarity · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    All of you need to stop talking the talk and start backing up your shit with real action.

    Which means not automatically giving the command line answer to obvious newbies when a perfectly good GUI tool solution exists for their disto.

  68. This is the reason I stopped using Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I've worked as a developer both for Oracle and Microsoft and also in a hardcore Linux environment (embedded systems.)

    I used to like Linux. It was reliable, fast, etc. You know the deal.

    However, I became so tired of the arrogant, insecure, superior-attitude Linux freaks that on principle I switched back to Windows. I just didn't want to be associated with these people anymore.

    The funny thing is, the people I worked with in Microsoft, although they were certainly nerds, they were polite, helpful, and just used their OS to get things done. Their OS was not used to create their own personality. They had lives, had normal emotional reactions to things, and did not have a defensive/superior attitute to their knowledge.

    I really believe the problem is that the Linux freaks use Linux to define their personality. And being superior in their Linux knowledge makes them feel better about themselves. (How sad.)

    This is why I use Windows. Yes, I know Linux is technically better, but I am happier being around normal people.

    1. Re:This is the reason I stopped using Linux by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      the people I worked with in Microsoft [...] They had lives, had normal emotional reactions to things, and did not have a defensive/superior attitute to their knowledge.

      Strange because I've read story after story about people who work for MS and it's always the same story. Microsoft IS your life.

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    2. Re:This is the reason I stopped using Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, I agree to an extent that the people in Microsoft are slightly brainwashed. However, they can see the difference between software being a business tool and software being some kind of addition to their personality...

    3. Re:This is the reason I stopped using Linux by MagnusDredd · · Score: 1

      Actually my experience has been rather different. Since moving to OSX and Linux, I've noticed that many Windows-centric techs seem to have serious amounts of hatred towards anything non-Windows. I'm not talking about snobbery, I'm talking about people actually getting red in the face, and freaking out.

  69. Preposterous! by PapaBoojum · · Score: 1

    You mean there are actually programmers and software persons who lack social graces, act immaturely and respond impatiently?!?

    Shocked, I am. SHOCKED, I SAY!!!

  70. I can speak from embarassment more than anything by erroneus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I know of a few people who can attest to the same scenario repeating itself as well. I am scratching my head over a problem I am experiencing. Seems nothing I do will work and nothing I have read to that point addresses the issue I am experiencing. What do I do? I post of a forum. I try to be as detailed as possible. Listing what I've tried and the results I get from it. Listing all the symptoms I have identified until the moment of posting.

    No sooner do I post the question than I find the answer myself since I never stopped looking for answers elsewhere. So then I am faced with the question: Should I attempt to retract my posting or should I reply to my own question with the solution? Most of the time, I decide to do the later. Even though it makes me seem like an idiot answering my own question, I am always hopeful that someone else asks the same question but doesn't find the answer on their own.

    The forum I frequent most is the Fedora forum and, frankly, I see no evidence of snobbery on there. So I guess perhaps the answer is to direct people to the forums that are most suited to the users with questions. I know from previous experience that the IRC bullies out there use IRC as a means to maintain a level of social dominance and treat channels like territory. Clearly, they have their own issues to sort out and are best left alone.

  71. Using less knowledgeable people as targets by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    'The responding note read: "Hi jackass, RTFM and stop wasting our time trying to help you children learn." '

    He was being especially gentle. You should read what they say when they are being rough.

    I've found that often those who are especially knowledgeable about computing think of themselves as part of an in-group, and believe that acting out their anger toward others is acceptable.

  72. Snobs or just as clueless? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many of these so-called Linux snobs are that way just because they don't know how to run the software themselves. They may know the words but they can't converse about the topics themselves so they use snobbishness to hide their ignorance. They may have written the software, but they are clueless about what happens when it is linked with a newer or older version of some library.
    People who don't have much experience with Linux naively expect it to work as advertized. When it doesn't, they assume (incorrectly) that they must have done something wrong. That is just the way Linux is. If you can't fix it yourself, no one is going to (or may even be able to) fix it for you.

  73. its defensive by russellh · · Score: 1

    I think the linux snob attitude is actually a defensive reaction against the holes pointed out by the newbies that the snob just doesn't want to see. A libertarian attitude common among geeks doesn't exactly help, either, nor does the quasi-aspergers interpersonal communication style that is also common (and they are hand-in-hand I might point out). Not that it bothers me - I don't mind a sink-or-swim environment, but it's obviously the great barrier to entry.

    My guess is that only a "whole widget" approach like the Mac hardware + OS X + cultural support will have a low barrier to entry to the n00b. The cultural component is critical.

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  74. Stallman Reality Distortion Field by mcbridematt · · Score: 1

    Just because its open source and free does not mean the product is better than the closed source competition from the users point of view.

    I'm sure there are many people around who would use something from Redmond over OSS simply because the developers only see other developers as their userbase. The task of reversing the result of developer mentality ends up at the distro companies who need people to buy the stuff and not need to read pages of badly formatted docs to use it. Users want to get stuff done (and will vote with dollars if need be), not listen to fanbois make baseless bullshit arguments for them to use their favorite product

  75. It is not just the n00bs by Anon-Admin · · Score: 1

    The first time I installed linux was on a 386 (Slackware 0.99) I have always run it in one form or another. I have had experances like this and it saddens me that such a great OS gets plagued with people like this.

    I am not a programmer, I am an Admin!

    So I noted a problem in the game OOLite (Great game) and posted on the board that it was locking up. The responce

    DEV: Recomplie the src with --debug load it into gdb and do a trace on the lock up. Then post the output.

    ME: umm Great what is gdb and how do you use it?

    DEV: NO Responce!

    It still locks up, oh well I just keep waiting for a new release to fix the problem.

  76. Re:Linux sNOBs by solafide · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Which is why Gentoo is the best distro. Sure, it has an aura of snobbery, but generally speaking the users themselves are not snobs. And the manuals are extremely easy to understand. Though it takes some time and typing to use Gentoo, it's very easy to use otherwise, because everything is spelled out. http://gentoo.org/ http://www.gentoo-wiki.com/

  77. This has been true for many years... by Malor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This has been true for as long as I can remember. If the software is inadequate or confusing, blame the user. It's happened to me, even here on Slashdot.

    Way back in the stone age.... sometime in 1997, maybe? Maybe 1998. Not sure. Anyway... Linux was _just_ starting to get deployed occasionally in business. I had a couple of DNS servers up on an early RedHat box. The box lost power... these were just desktop machines sitting in someone's cubicle. (We hadn't grown to the point of needing 'real' servers quite yet, and an actual server room was a year off.) My primary box took a LOT of filesystem damage, and it took me ages to fix it. So I commented in a slashdot thread that ext2 was very fragile, and that it was one of Linux's real weak points.

    You just wouldn't believe the crap I got. Slashdot doesn't seem to archive that far back, so I can't give you links, but _most_ of the replies I got blamed me for being stupid. I "should have used a UPS"... ok, I could grant that, but remember we were a shoestring outfit, and we didn't need those on Windows servers. A couple people went off on me for, get this, not knowing how to use a disk editor to find my secondary superblocks and repair with those. I kid you not. Linux was perfect, and ANYTHING that went wrong was obviously the user's fault... to the point that I should know how to manually repair my filesystem. Instead of admitting that the filesystem should survive a power failure, it was my fault for breaking it.

    Several years later, after Reiserfs and ext3 came out, we had a similar conversation, also here on Slashdot. Suddenly everyone is all about how great the journaling filesystems are, and how bad ext2 sucks. It was probably even some of the same people, but the original conversation had already been lost, so I couldn't prove it.

    People just will NOT criticize software they're emotionally involved with. It's the most ridiculous thing I've seen... these theoretically intelligent, rational software designers that become absolutely insane when you suggest their software is imperfect. Blame the user! "You're just too stupid to use our software. Go away."

    Fortunately, there's enough people in the Linux community now that the lunatic fringe doesn't dominate quite like it did, but these people are still out there.

    It was ridiculous then, and it's just as ridiculous now. It doesn't happen as much, but it still sucks.

    1. Re:This has been true for many years... by MarsBar · · Score: 1
      Oh come on. You must admit that you just got lucky when your windows boxes survived. If you'd said "ext2 sucks because it doesn't do X, Y and Z technical things which NTFS does and which is why my NTFS partition is fine and my ext2 partition isn't" you would probably have got a better response. But "my linux box is hozed and therefore ext2 sucks" is just stupid.

      And they were right: in any kind of server environment on which your company relies you should have a UPS.

      One other thing: 1997 isn't back in the dark ages, don't you know anything n00b? :-) :-) :-)

      [I installed my first slackware off 35 (?) floppies in 1995. And before anyone starts, yes I know I was pretty late to the party]

    2. Re:This has been true for many years... by Theatetus · · Score: 1

      Hrmm... not to veer too far into the particulars of his example, but for a long time NTFS was far better at surviving power loss than anything Linux used. Back around that same time (98-99) I had a mixed cage at my colo of linux (RH 6.3, I think) and Windows NT boxes. Whenever the circuit would fail (we got UPS from them but then they ran it through the building circuit, which would sometimes fail), the Windows boxes would be back up in a few minutes. The Linux boxes would need someone physically in the cage to fsck them. NTFS is one of the better things MS did.

      I really agree with GP's point, though: as much as I love Linux I hate to see people who can't admit its failings. There are still things Linux systems don't do well and it will be hard to fix them if we aren't honest about that.

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      All's true that is mistrusted
    3. Re:This has been true for many years... by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      Had a similar experience the first time I used Linux. After reading about how "robust" and "stable" it was, I installed RedHat 5.?, su'ed to root, and started copying files over to the Linux partition.

      Well, in those days, apparently root was immune to "Disk Full" errors, so the files kept copying even though there was no space, totally scrambling the ext2 partition, hanging the machine, and leaving Linux unbootable. So, I'd been using Linux for 30 minutes and it was so "robust" that I'd already crashed it and destroyed it.

      Of course I was told this error was entirely my fault, and proof that the Linux filesystem was better than NTFS.

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    4. Re:This has been true for many years... by Malor · · Score: 1

      I don't have to admit any such thing. We were a complete NT 4.0 shop. NTFS wasn't as good then as it is now, but it was still a zillion times as robust as ext2. It had to be, because the damn boxes bluescreened all the frickin' time. I don't think I ever lost data from a power failure or system crash. We lost data from developer mistakes, but that's what the backups were for.

      EXT2 SUCKED. Pure and simple. Lose power, and there was a high chance you'd lose files. It was eggshell-fragile to hardware failure. Linux could get away with that, because the OS was so incredibly robust at the time that it _never_ crashed. Nowadays, the filesystems are great... the OS itself... not so much.

      You realize... you are doing the exact same thing, right? You're blaming the user again. A good operating system survives a power loss. I have taken significant filesystem damage due to OS crashes/power failures from only two sources: one with the game Darklands under DOS and QEMM (wiped my drive), and several times from Linux running ext2. Hint: that means ext2 sucks. Since the advent of journaled filesystems, if I've lost anything, I haven't noticed. Hint: that means ext2 sucks.

      And as long as we're genitalia-waving, I was using Linux sometime in late '92 or early '93... my first install was SLS. Mind you, I didn't have a fucking clue what to DO with it, being a DOS guy with no Unix people around to learn from, but under Slackware I managed to figure out modelines and get X going. And I only blew up one monitor doing it. :)

      It was many years before Linux was really business-suitable... mostly because it took businesses awhile to catch up. I had to push really hard to get those DNS boxes in that early. Nowadays, it's an easy decision, but at the time it felt very risky and weird to be running free software in the workplace. It WAS nine years ago... a lot has changed.

    5. Re:This has been true for many years... by Baracat · · Score: 1

      I think its a matter of find the right people. When I started, Ive a friend that knows linux six months earlier. For me, he was a master. IMHO, the best way to begin is having friends that doesnt know the linux either and then all could learn together. Share the experience.

      Those arrogant people dont realize that more people using linux is better, no matter how they understand its internals. So, sometimes is good have some help. The worst is the beginning. A mix of frustrating, irritating, stress and a sense of "so, what this crap do?" Even worse, when linux begins, more people knew what was a dos shell, a CLI etc. Today?! People simply dont know whats a CLI or develop a fear of touching it.

      How many people you know that read linux-advocacy-howto?
      http://www.tldp.org/HOWTO/text/Advocacy

      But, on the other hand, we have to consider that, eventually, we may encounter lazy, arrogant people that dont want to learn anything. People like that go to a list and demand a answer. Dont give any information, log, debug, help... nothing.

      For me, "Those arrogant people" > /dev/null 2>&1

      Its my opinion.
      ---

      Its easier to criticize than correct.

    6. Re:This has been true for many years... by Malor · · Score: 1

      LOL, god that's typical. Someone drank the Kool-Aid. :)

      Seriously, Linux in those days WAS amazingly robust, for the most part. I bet, once you got it installed, it was reliable as a tank. The kernels up through the 2.2 series were some of the finest pieces of software I've ever run. Things have been going downhill ever since 2.4. That series didn't stabilize until about 2.4.11, and finally got GOOD by .20 or so. 2.6 has never been that stable...they let ridiculously bad bugs out now. (2.6.14 broke traceroute... and 2.6.15 won't stay up an hour on my Intel 865 systems. 2.6.16 seems to work fine -- finally -- but 2.6.15 was garbage.)

      It's a good things filesystems have improved so much. I have been testing their crash recovery a great deal over the last year or so.

    7. Re:This has been true for many years... by Malor · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying we're obligated to help them; sometimes people are just rude. But I've seen a lot of insults thrown (including at me) just for being ignorant. Ignorance is curable. It doesn't mean stupidity, and an awful lot of people forget that.

      Then, of course, you get guys like the Tuttle City Manager, who I'd happily have told to take a long walk off a short pier, except in much cruder terms. So while I may decry the 'blame the user' mentality, I'm not entirely immune to it. :)

    8. Re:This has been true for many years... by juan2074 · · Score: 1
      If everyone thought Linux was perfect, it would stop getting better. Fortunately, there are people with the 'engineer mentality' who keep looking for incremental improvements.

      Over time, Linux will grow and change. If you see something you don't like, get Linus to fix it. If you don't see something you want, ask Alan Cox to whip it up for you.

    9. Re:This has been true for many years... by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1
      ext2 may have sucked way back when, but I used it up until Slackware 10.2 and it works great, even with power failures and what not.

      Sure, ext3 and ReiserFS are better, but ext2 isn't that bad.

    10. Re:This has been true for many years... by aaronl · · Score: 1

      While it wasn't your fault that ext2 was terrible, if you were going to use Linux w/ ext2 as a server, you should have done the research on what the pitfalls were. Information that ext2 would not survive a power failure was rather common. It's been standard for a UNIX server to require a UPS for a long time, and that is one of the biggest reasons.

      Likewise, you shouldn't have gotten crap for saying that ext2 was fragile. If you set up those systems, you should've gotten crap for not protecting them against their known weaknesses. In other words, don't blame the user because the OS has a fault, but do blame the admin for not equipping the environment properly.

    11. Re:This has been true for many years... by Baracat · · Score: 1

      I know, you are right. In my linux life, I met more arrogant than helpfull people. Those people forget that linux doesn't mean perfect and sometimes is dificult to understand the problem. So, some kind of help IS good. :-)

      And yes, sure it's better than windows - to avoid flames :-) - but it's far from perfect, like windows.

      That's my point.
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      "If you won't help me, don't bother me."

    12. Re:This has been true for many years... by Malor · · Score: 1

      You're blaming me again. You're doing the same thing. It's my fault 'for not doing research'... it's not Linux's fault for having a terrible filesystem.

      There WERE NO FSCKING DOCS back then; finding Linux info was *hard*. There was no Google. Maybe you're too young to remember the early internet, but it wasn't like it is now... it took real digging to find stuff, and it was easily possible to miss huge treasure troves of info. I read Slashdot constantly, and hung out at other sites I saw mentioned, and I still found out about ext2 the hard way.

      Let me emphasize this to you again: the fact that ext2 breaks is not my fscking fault. Don't blame the user for showing problems in the code.

    13. Re:This has been true for many years... by QuasiEvil · · Score: 1

      I agree, common sense dictates a UPS. But the guy was beyond that, his filesystem was trashed, and he needed to fix it.

      Quite frankly, arguing that ext2 is fine because you should have had a UPS is much like arguing that if you have airbags, it doesn't matter if the seatbelt in your car only works about 80% of the time. Both are making up for a non-robust system by throwing more crap at it. That only improves your odds, it doesn't improve the overall robustness. Eventually the complexity of system-on-system-on-system will bring you down. A UPS guards against power failures, but not against a failed power supply. So you throw more power supplies at it, but then what about a voltage regulator on a proc that suddenly dies? Where does it stop, this heaping on more crap to make up for an underlying flaw?

      The best solutions are nearly always eerily elegant. You fix the underlying problem - that the filesystem isn't recoverable from one of the most likely things that can happen, an unclean shutdown. Journalling filesystems are one such elegant solution.

    14. Re:This has been true for many years... by Malor · · Score: 1

      They have probably improved the code, but I'm here to tell ya... in the Redhat 4.X days, ext2 was awful.

      Ext3 is very solid... I have zero complaints about it. (well, okay, I have one... I wish it supported bigger files.) And XFS seems good, at least so far, although I've never beat on it to the same degree I have ext3.

      Overall, Linux filesystems these days are very good. I trust them as much as I trust NTFS, and that's really saying something. NTFS is one thing Microsoft absolutely nailed. It fragments too much, but it's incredibly robust.

    15. Re:This has been true for many years... by aaronl · · Score: 1

      Woah, calm down there. I'm not doing the same thing as what was described. I'm saying that you can't disclaim all responsibility. If you chose a platform, and that platform failed, then it *is* your fault for choosing a platform and not covering the weakness. It *is not* your fault that the platform had the weakness; you didn't create the platform. I also said that it was inappropriate that you were flamed for pointing out that ext2 had the problem. It isn't as if you were making it up.

      I knew then that ext2 had problems with FS corruption, and I knew that before 1997. It was the same problem that most UNIX flavors had, and anything that isn't journalled has always had. DOS and Windows 9x have this problem, SunOS has it, DEC OSF has it, etc. If you're using a non-journalled filesystem, you will have corruption if you lose power without writing out your cache. That's why a *lot* of systems out there did not run with write caching enabled. It's also why most UNIX systems, even workstations, were attached to a UPS.

      Perhaps you couldn't find anything specific to ext2, and fine, then you didn't explicitly know that ext2 had the same weaknesses as similar filesystems. The documentation for the platform should have included at least a note about the issue. I knew ext2 had this problem before I ever had an encounter with it on my own data.

      Good practices have always included backing up the data, documenting the system build process, and putting a UPS on the system. Even without the UPS, you should not have lost your data, but you would still have potential downtime after the power failure.

      When you put up a system, you're taking responsibilty for it. If it failed, then it's your problem. Maybe you didn't do your job well enough, and choose poorly. Maybe there was an undocumented bug that you couldn't have known about. Either way, *it is your problem*, and your responsibility for it includes dealing with a catastrophic failure.

    16. Re:This has been true for many years... by Blnky · · Score: 1

      2> While it wasn't your fault that ext2 was terrible...
      3> You're blaming me again...

      Doesn't look like it to me. It appears you are to ready to take offence and not ready enough to pay attention to what you are reading.

      1> Way back in the stone age.... sometime in 1997, maybe? Maybe 1998.
      3> There WERE NO FSCKING DOCS back then;

      I beg to differ. I have been using Linux since 1992. Docs have always been available.
      3> finding Linux info was *hard*.
      I disagree again. FAQs, HowTos, UseNet,ReadMes, Web Pages, Man Pages. About the hardest thing to find was a published book, however even those were available.

      3> There was no Google. Maybe you're too young to remember the early internet...
      By this statement it would appear that you are as well. Google is not the only search engine. Webcrawler, Excite, AltaVista, those have existed before Google. The net did not spring to existance at the creation of Google. Nor did the concept of search engines. In the earliest days of Linux, the web was still young and this Linux depended on other methods in addition to (or in spite of) search engines. You example seems to imply that you are only tried a single method. If I did that for Microsoft information I would never find anything either.

      The problem is that there isn't a clear difference on your irritation at a pure ext2 proplblem and your failure to take additional measures outside of the scope of ext2. Thus, you will get a mixed response. Interestingly enough, if your response here is something to judge by, you are just as obnoxious as overbearing elitists.

      To hopefuly make it clear to you how this is let us reverse the situation. Imagine if I commented, at the time, that Fat32 for Windows 98 was fragile becuase it scrambled things during a powerfailure. I can fully expect that I should receive both a discussion on both the Fat32 frailities and how to work around them. As it turns out, this information, and its brethren for Fat16, has been known and available for many years. During the discussion if it turns out that I failed to research that available information before setting up a server, then correctly, I have made a mistake and I should expect someone to note that. If in my discussions it is apparent that I am angry with thye situation, but have not made it clear that I can seperate my anger between the file system implementation failures and my own failure to do due dilligance, than I cannot be upset if I receive some responses that adress either issue without the other.

      The issue or irritating people who appear to ignore problems and blame the user is prevalent in every area, it is not Linux specific. Likewise, the issue of people who wish to shift any hint of any related mistakes on their part to the design of the product is just as prolific. It appears that you two met. That isn't fun for anybody.

      The morale of the sory is: If there is a problem with a product you should be free to discuss those short commings. If you have exacerbated the problem with your own actions or inactions then others should also be free to discuss your short commings. The FaberTec 1 TB hardrive might be flakey, but that doesn't excuse me for putting it right next to a large magnet.

    17. Re:This has been true for many years... by aaronl · · Score: 1

      I agree with you completely. The people the GP was talking to were rude and childish. Instead of helping to fix the damage, they belittled instead. The documentation on these tools is still nothing grand.

      Ext2 wasn't, and isn't, fine. It's a known issue in that style of fs, and one that anyone building a critical server that uses something like it should be aware of. You need to have considered the possibility of the filesystem being trashed, and have a contingency to deal with that. I always treated ext2 very similarly to how I treated FAT. In either case, you *knew* the filesystem would get corrupted, so you did everything you could to prevent it, while keeping backups for when you lost the battle.

    18. Re:This has been true for many years... by Malor · · Score: 1

      You gotta realize, information about filesystems was not common knowledge in 1997. You apparently came from Unix, where you'd have been exposed to higher-end ideas. Most of us came up from DOS, and DOS was safe to just power off. So was NT, by and large, although it wasn't exactly recommended practice.

      Linux was being pushed by the community as an alternative to NT, but this lack of a solid filesystem was a big issue that NOBODY talked about. And when I did bring it up, in a thread about Linux being 'ready for the enterprise' or something like that, I got jumped on and told that I was doing it all wrong.

      And here you are, doing it again, just in a lot of words. "It's your responsibility...". Ok, I'll grant that, but it was YOUR responsibility, and the responsibility of all the other Linux zealots at the time, to TELL me that's what I needed to do. Before it broke, not after. That information was NOT widespread. I don't think there were any pre-97 FAQs that said 'you need a UPS to run a Linux machine safely'. If it's not documented, then you can hardly blame me for not knowing it, now can you?

      At any rate, I fixed the server in question, and we didn't have serious downtime, because I had the spare... I was able to extract the zone files and move them over to the secondary in just a few minutes. I was usually able to fix filesystem problems, as they were generally pretty minor, although I really struggled with my Debian workstation one time... I didn't understand Unix that well yet, and it was a slog figuring out what needed fixing. So when 'Linux in the Enterprise' came up, I chimed in to say that the filesystem was terrible. Despite all the blame-gaming, you know what?

      THE FILESYSTEM WAS TERRIBLE. And Linux wasn't ready for the enterprise. You can point your finger at me all you like, and it doesn't change that in any way, shape, or form. Ultimately, you're just doing a sophisticated version of what those people did... blame the user, not the software, when the software was obviously at fault. You're holding me responsible to know things that weren't, to my knowledge, documented.

    19. Re:This has been true for many years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously never read the papers written by the creators of Google. Let me sum them up into one sentence: "Search engines prior to 1998 were practically useless because their algorithms to rank page relevance sucked."

    20. Re:This has been true for many years... by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      You have to keep in mind that there was no "Overview of Linux filesystems" webpages in those days because Linux only had one production fileystem!. The only place you possibly find this info was perhaps on a BSD mailing list with folks flaming Linux, or the "Unix Haters Club".

      ext2 was designed to be very light with very few reliability features. Of course all the propaganda was how that it was "better" than "bloated" systems like NTFS because it could write 20% faster. There was no information about the downsides because deliberate propaganda campaigns to cover-up all Linux failings. There was no reasonable alternatives, and Linux Zealots would rather kill themselves than tell anyone that ext2 "fragile".

      I think you'll find the history of Linux filesystems parallels a lot of Linux features. DENY DENY DENY there's a problem ... until someone fixes it.

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    21. Re:This has been true for many years... by aaronl · · Score: 1

      You're completely correct about the filesystem. You're also right that Linux was not ready for what a lot of people were pushing it to do. All I'm saying is that by bring up a server, you really need to understand the system. This is the same problem that so many Windows Server locations have - the admin in charge didn't learn what was needed, and either it is poorly implemented, it's not robust, or it just plain isn't working right.

      As I said, it isn't your fault that ext2 is fragile. It's only your fault that you didn't know what you needed to know before it was put into production. You might be right, and there was no documentation about it at the time. In that case, you probably shouldn't have used an undocumented system. ;-) At least it wasn't a huge and critical system, and at least your were able to easily recover from it. However, you just as easily could have lost everything on both servers.

      Ultimately, the blame game doesn't matter. You dealt with the problem when it came up, and now you know. It's always the danger of going with something that isn't well documented: you can't go in with your eyes completely open.

    22. Re:This has been true for many years... by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1
      Seriously, Linux in those days WAS amazingly robust, for the most part. I bet, once you got it installed, it was reliable as a tank.
      Here's a general suggestion to all "Linux snobs": Stop claiming Linux is robust if the user, even a newbie, can fuck it up with zero thought or warning. It seems that when you talk about the robustness of Linux, you're also assuming a certain level of knowledge (of Linux, hardware, and the general interaction of components in your system) on the part of the user. Don't do that; it's stupid.
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    23. Re:This has been true for many years... by Malor · · Score: 1

      See, that's kind of the whole point of Unix.... total control. You can hose the entire system with one command, if you're root. It's done that way on purpose. If you're just a normal user, it should be impossible for you to do any serious damage... wiping out your own files, perhaps, but not take the system down. (in theory.. there is a constant stream of user level exploits, but those take a great deal of knowledge to use.)

      That may never change. I'm reminded of the old adage 'with great power, comes great responsibility'. You have absolute control over the system; it'll let you do ANYTHING you want, even if it will wipe out the OS. Because, after all, perhaps that's exactly what you intend to do. Unix assumes, if you're root, you know what you're doing, and it will do precisely what you ask, no matter how hideously stupid it may be.

      In the GGP's case, of course, he got bitten by an ext2 bug, which was unfortunate. So it wasn't robust in that particular case. But, by and large, the kernels of that era were extremely solid; they'd run and run and NEVER fall over. ('course, we weren't loading them as heavily as we do now, so maybe that was an illusion...)

      Your expectation of 'make it newbie-proof' is just completely alien to Unix. I think the Mac probably gets closest, but even there, you can sudo your way to instant system death with no difficulty whatsoever.

    24. Re:This has been true for many years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I commented in a slashdot thread that ext2 was very fragile, and that it was one of Linux's real weak points.

      C'mon, look at what happened from the other point of view for a minute: You have worked a long time on providing a free filesystem that people can use. It's a work in progress, but it's getting there. You give it away free of charge with a "use at your own risk" warning. Someone comes along and decides to try it out, puts critical business info on it, doesn't take any precautions with the machine, and it breaks in an accident. They then get onto your forum and post "boy, your pet project really sucks!" How are you going to reply?

      There may very well be many problems with current projects, but the thing you, as a dev, really don't need to hear is an uninformed, one-off "analysis" and critique of the many problems with your project by someone who's barely used it past the installation. Do these people understand the design decisions you made in your work? Do they understand your goals and what the intended use cases are? Do they heed your warnings about beta code, backing up work, etc.? Do they have an entitlement attitude of "I heard about linux on the internet and that it's just so great, but it doesn't wipe my ass for me! All your work sucks! You should fix it by adding this feature!" It shows a serious lack of respect for the work that's been done and a seriously slanted view on the relationship between user and developer in the FOSS community.

      As with most things, it's all in the delivery. Take a little care as a newbie to be respectful and helpful and you'll get it back in spades. Be critical, judgemental and entitled and get flamed.

    25. Re:This has been true for many years... by Blnky · · Score: 1

      lol. Rather funny. I don't need to read the paper to know that. I was there. I have direct knowledge and experiance of their limitations. Yet, I and many others used them successfully. There is a large difference between 'rank page relevance sucked' and 'impossible to get any usable results'. Google is by far easier to use, but that does not translate to 'all others were unusable'.

    26. Re:This has been true for many years... by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1
      I'm reminded of the old adage 'with great power, comes great responsibility'. [...] Unix assumes, if you're root, you know what you're doing, and it will do precisely what you ask, no matter how hideously stupid it may be.
      I'm also reminded of an "old adage": When you assume, you make an ass out u and me.

      You are correct, of course, but that only reinforces what I've said: Preventing a clueless user from unintentially nuking their system, even as root, isn't "making the OS newbie friendly"; it's just a damn smart thing to do. Especially when these tools could be easily modified to accept a --no-warning flag or a global variable from the more advanced users.

      Robustness isn't just about allowing the user to do whatever they want to. We always talk about something like, say, filesystem corruption prevention as making a more "robust" system, but then just assume that a user will know what not to do. That's a dead end.
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    27. Re:This has been true for many years... by Malor · · Score: 1

      You know, you've got a good point here, overall. But I'm not sure it's ever going to fly in the Unix world.

      It is possible to restrict root with packages like SELinux... maybe someone will use that to make Idiot-Proof Linux. (well.... Idiot-Resistant Linux, anyway. :) )

    28. Re:This has been true for many years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're a fucking tool, jesus.

    29. Re:This has been true for many years... by aaronl · · Score: 1

      That's all only too true. It's amazing that people seem to forget that there was a time that the Internet was around, but there was no WWW. Even back in the earliest days of Linux, there was a good amount of data sitting on USENET about everything.

      Up until fairly recently, MS used the fragility of typical UNIX filesystems as a reason that NT was better! The other vendors that used journalling filesystems were pitching it as a selling point, too. It might not have been common knowledge, but it wasn't exactly rare knowledge, either.

    30. Re:This has been true for many years... by aaronl · · Score: 1

      Sorry, still perfecting my water to wine skills. It's a shame, because it would really save me a fortune.

    31. Re:This has been true for many years... by mikefe · · Score: 1

      Are you using a 1KB block size in your ext3 partitions? If so you'll be limited to 16GB file sizes. If you use 4KB blocks, the limit is measured in TB.

      Are you sure it is file size limit in the filesystem?

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      Their: Owned by someone.
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    32. Re:This has been true for many years... by mikefe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, 2.4 was the start of the end for kernel.org supplying production ready kernels. My first kernel was 2.0.35. I was a late adopter of 2.2, and refused to try 2.4 until ext3 was ported and even then only started at 2.4.7 + ext3 patch.

      Though the 2.6 development cycle does avoid the huge distro forks that were required for 2.4.x (read RH and to a lesser degree SuSe).

      It would be nice to see more centralization in kernel maintenance after a release. Currently there is the 2.6.x.y that only tracks the latest release, but what about all of those distros that have 2.6.5 (SLES9), 2.6.8 (Debian3.1) or 2.6.9 (RHEL/CENTOS) based kernels? It has been made very clear that the distributions are responsible for the reliability of their kernel releases. But why shouldn't there be an upstream for the distros to work with?

      Release 2.6.8 and all distros that have that version should collaborate and maintain that release. Patches that reach consensus among the various distributions using that version would merge it upstream and then you'd have 2.6.8.x released that they all use as a base.

      I'm sure others have thought of this before. Any idea why it hasn't been done? Hopefully not because of personality conflicts...

      Also debian's 2.6.15-8 has worked fine on my home desktop/development machine which is dual pII 450 with a 440BX chipset.

      I wonder what the problem was. Did you analyze your oops or did it just hang? Were you running X? Did you try turning on nmi_watchdog?

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  78. Different POVs by Gadzinka · · Score: 1

    As with all situations when someone goes crying to parents or authorities, that someone said something mean to him, there are different povs and situations "edited" to fit the agenda of the reporting party.

    Usually, there are three steps to the "Newbie Story":

    1. Linux learning curve is very steep. I have years of Linux experience and I still stumble over some problems that I cannot solve immediatelly. More often than not, newbie has problems making something work with/on Linux.

    2. Many people have problems groking and go to power users or authors of the software for help. They usually help. And since they do have other things in life to do than answer the same question over and over again, their answers are terse, with more or less detailed pointers to relevant sections of documentation, sometimes spiced with some examples, not necessarily relevant to the problem at hand at first glance.

    3. Some people just can't be bothered to use the pointers to documentation, post more detailed bug reports etc. They demand to fix their problem, telepatically, pronto! They usually get the answer along the lines of "you have the right to refund in the full amount you paid me, go bother someone else."

    But when the newbie in question starts whining about the painful experience in some public forum, he/she usually skips step 2.

    Robert

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  79. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Linux SNOBS are responsible for scaring the when-is-it-ready-for-the-desktop-blablabla-08/15-u ser-mob away...

    Then we owe them thanks that Linux still has a functional commandline...

  80. Not snobbery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A large percentage (like 99) of people who went into tech fields are, shall we say "socially disadvantaged". No, make that "socially retarded". Add to the mix an unhealthy sense of inferiority, expressed as almost comic bluster, and you get the prototypical geek. It's not a Linux thing, its a tech thing.

    The reason Linux people seem unresponsive to questions posted by newbies is that the "experts" probably don't know either. They just don't want to say so. "I don't know" is anathema to geekdom, it invalidates their whole purpose in life - "I know, therefore I am."

  81. Re:Hah, no kidding by SocietyoftheFist · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The reason IBM and Redhat do so well is because they provide pay support. If not for the likes of IBM and Redhat, Linux would be as well known as NetBSD because it is the province of geeks that like to do things for themselves and that don't like to help others. They think, "I did it on my own, why can't you?" I've been using Linux for the better part of 10 years now and I think it is dead on the desktop. I see Apple and Microsoft accellerating away on the desktop front while Linux takes over the traditional UNIX workstation/server market. Having a bunch of people doing what they want hasn't provided us with Linux, Mozilla, OpenOffice, Apache, etc... those all took structured coordinated efforts

  82. There exists an optimum of arrogance by wandm · · Score: 1

    First of all, the whole point is a myth. People in Linux forums are unbelievably helpful. This with 3 years of experience - Help comes quickly, clearly and to the point. There are some arrogant people though, usually in the usenet newsgroups, or in the forums of more techie distros. But they are needed, they just give a signal out that in plain English is just "Try to google it first yourself, use the search feature of the forum, and just THINK what you are asking!". Whitout a little bit of arrogant messages around, we'd probably see 10-fold increase in questions in headers like "PLEASE HELP! A CRASH!", and questions like "Hi, does anyone here use Amarok? Pete", not even mentioning the good, proper questions which have already been answered about 10K times in the internet, and which can be found by search. Think about the forums without the assholes. Think about the forums with too much assholes. There is an equilibrium there somewhere. And hey, vote with your feet.. er mouse!

  83. Re:Hah, no kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you seriously think "release != stable" is acceptable for a HIGH AVAILABILITY distro, you've been overpaid for all of your "months of work".

  84. Not snobbishness, fear of being wrong. by pushf+popf · · Score: 1

    I don't think the attitude is snobbishness, I think it's fear of being found out to be non-omniscient.

    Due to the infinite variations in combinations of kernel, libraries, packages, configuration files, network configurations and hardware, it's just not possible for the average (or above average) geek to actually cough up the correct answer or procedure for any particular question without actually logging in to the machine to see what's happening.

    This makes the geeks feel insecure and they respond with anger instead of saying "I don't know" or "I can't tell without logging in to your machine".

    1. Re:Not snobbishness, fear of being wrong. by boa13 · · Score: 1
      I don't think the attitude is snobbishness, I think it's fear of being found out to be non-omniscient.

      I'm sure it's more snobbishness than fear of being found non-omniscient, but it's also two more things:

      • Not wanting to be disturbed from one's quiet daily chatty IRC routine (that applies to somewhat useless nerds that cling to a project to the embarrassment of its developers).
      • Time is scarce, and helping someone is only rewarding the first few times. Afterwards it becomes a chore, and nobody likes to do chores, especially when there are so much more interesting stuff to do on the project (that applies to most project developers).
    2. Re:Not snobbishness, fear of being wrong. by Red+Alastor · · Score: 1

      Most of the times I wouldn't know even if I loggued into the machine since I never fought with that printer myself or modem or whatever they are trying to get to work. What I do is always try to give the newbie a pointer. If they are trying to get a printer to work for instance, I point out linuxprinting.org or which section of TFM they should read. Or even what they should Google for (newbies don't always know how is named what they are looking for).

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  85. Re:Linux sNOBs by timeOday · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This whole argument is stupid. People do flame each other, it's just a fact. We could just as well sit around and wring our hands that the Internet would be more popular if the "online community" would just be more friendly and all the pedophiles and spammers would mend their ways. It's true, but it's also a rather pointless discussion.

  86. Re:Hah, no kidding by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I finally decided that it would be easier to ask on their irc channel, #linux-ha @ freenode...at this point #linux-ha folks suggested I post the entire error log on the mailing list "because more people read the mailing list". I wasn't interested in waiting another week for a "RTFM" response from a mailing list, so I told them "why not help me now, or at least say you arent qualified to help, etc".

    I've never understood the attraction of IRC. I understand it even less when seeking technical help.

    Not only are you relying on the chance that someone who knows the answer is on the channel at the same time as you, but you're also implictly demanding "I want an answer now!" which is not going to go over well.

    I hear many more stories about rude behavior on IRC than other forums; it seems that maybe IRC attracts younger, ruder, and less experienced people.

    I think forums like mailing lists, websites, even USENET, would be much more appropriate. You get a wider exposure for your question, and those who see it have more time to respond.

    So why do people seek help from IRC? I'd like to know.

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  87. IRC by szembek · · Score: 1

    Personally I found a lot of help on IRC a couple of years ago when I was setting up Linux as a dual boot option. You just have to know how to not be a douchebag and people will usually help you.

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  88. Ubuntu Forums by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    I've found the Ubuntu user community is extremely helpful & very patient with noobs.

    Jaysyn

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    1. Re:Ubuntu Forums by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a big thing I think that is helping Ubuntu... Their community seems to be a lot friendlier than almost any other. The linux elitists are a definate problem and I have encountered more of them than I ever have windows elitists (of course mac elitists are even worse).

      Too many Linux users are engineers and computer savy and this arrogance many of the people in those fields have definantly shows (macs have that whole artist arrogance going for them) They are not used to dealing with people outside of their own technical circle.

    2. Re:Ubuntu Forums by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually - I probably noticed this discussion mainly because of the infinite stupidity and arrogance of Finnish Ubuntu Forum. I must admit I don't know about other countries, but at least here the forum's "gurus" are indeed those Linux-snobs. Most common reply to a question is "You just can't" (Registered trademark of Ubuntu-FI). The overall attitude is unbelievable - suggest Ubuntu to everyone and when that "everyone" comes and dares to ask a question about why even basic things doesn't work, all he gets is sooooo technical and "professional" answer with "don't disturb my perfect life with Ubuntu"- attitude and "great" links where is explained why he is so stupid and should go away. Then they start to discuss between each other and forget that disturbing idiot. At the same time these gurus praise the friendliness of forums and community. I've got no personal experience, but after spending few moments reading that bullshit I'm not gonna get any. Fortunately there are many better distros around - many of those with useful, helpful and yes - friendly forums.

  89. Arrogant Attitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Sometimes it's just the arrogant attitude that keeps people from switching from Windows"... Or it could be that they're just thick.

  90. Re:Linux sNOBs by vertinox · · Score: 0

    So, I ask. The response? A snub. Worded from a community member to a third person for me to read: "Maybe the problem isn't Mailman or any of the other awesome software he's running, it's the user not reading all the available documentation."
    I note that I read it, but I don't understand it. No response at all.


    Did you pay this person for support? Are they in some way morally obligated to help you?

    Personally, I'm a n00b as they come when you are dealing with Linux, but I know good and damn well that if I ask someone on a forum and they give me a bad response then I just have to find another resource other than a forum or an IRC channel.

    It's the same with Windows or any other application.

    People aren't obligated to fix your problems if you aren't paying them anything or you haven't bought anything from them.

    Sure this may be a problem with Linux adoption, but maybe people that need to us Linux for a business need to pay others to help them solve their problems.

    I work for a total Microsoft Solution center (and we throw in Macs for the publishing houses) and people pay us by the minute to solve their Windows problems that would almost make any slashdoter laugh at the waste of money.

    But business people don't want to dick around on forums, Google groups, and IRC to get answers. They need to get things done ASAP and that is why they pay the money for it.

    Just be grateful that the software is free and that there are people out there that do try to help without expecting money in return.

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  91. Re:Linux sNOBs by arivanov · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not for Exim.

    It is a posterchild for how software (free or commercial) MUST be developed. A spec is written first and the software is written to comply to it. The spec doubles up as documentation and is available online with a reasonable glossary and index.

    As far as mailman on Debian is concerned a person who has RTFM-ed should have encountered the cut-n-paste example in the /usr/share/doc/mailman which is sufficient to get an install running. If for whatever reason this one has been skipped the same blurb is available in the Mailman FAQ.

    If you google for "Exim Mailman" you will hit it nearly immediately.

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  92. I am going to take this opportunity by cow+ninja · · Score: 1

    To plug a few projects where I have gotten a lot of help when my knowledge of the subject has been limited. By all means they could have given me a RTFM response but instead they answered my questions throughly and respectfully.

    Zope http://www.zope.org/
    OpenNMS http://www.opennms.org/index.php/Main_Page
    MailScanner http://www.sng.ecs.soton.ac.uk/mailscanner/
    MailWatch http://mailwatch.sourceforge.net/doku.php
    SipX http://sipx-wiki.calivia.com/index.php/Main_Page

    Before Suse for Sparc died:
    http://lists.suse.com/archive/suse-sparc/
    (Too bad that is gone, it was a nice Sparc based distro)

  93. Elitists aren't the only barrier... by Seta · · Score: 1

    I've also encountered the problems of snob users as well. I've been happily using many distributions of GNU/Linux for a number of years, and would be more than happy to teach a person everything they need to know. However i've run into my own share of snobbish users. The users that take what you say, then twist it, or say "i already knew that" (even though they most likely didn't), or make arrogant remarks when you typo something, or have to think for more than 3 seconds about the syntax of random-3000th-command-from-the-left. There are a fair share of users that just don't show the eagerness to learn that some can, and will do anything in their power to make themselves feel better (when they start to feel confused) even if it means pissing you off when you're trying to teach them. (Thus, making a normally short task, take many times the amount of time it should have taken to explain the task.)

    I'm not sure how many of you are keeping up with the whole "Tuttle" series on The Register, but it's situations akin to that, which happen quite a bit more freqently than some think. A lot of people love to blindly second guess someone when they really start to feel clueless in something. Instead of simply asking a question to get an explaination, they critisize the teacher to get them to explain a concept to them (Or in the tuttle case, threaten them). "So, then you just run scp -r @

    I am not, however, trying to deny the fact that the Linux side has elitists, we do, I know a number of them, they're not half bad once you get to know them, but good god do not ask them for help. they can be assholes beyond logical explaination, but that's a rant for another day. In my experience with users i've found the best types of users are those that can admit they know nothing, forget everything, and start from scatch. Someone that can be sat down, and is willing to take notes to improve memory of the commands would even be better. I personally have run into such a user, and he's become quite a regular GNU/Linux user since and sits happily on a couple Gentoo machines at home. He doesn't second guess, he doesn't insult, he simply sits, listens, and asks questions, and isn't afraid to admit when he doesn't know something, and isn't afraid to speak up. If all of the Linux bound users were like him, then things would be a lot easier, but for now we're going to have to admit defeat on either sides. There will always be arrogant users, and there will always be arrogant elitist GNU/Linux users, nothing we can do about that for now I guess.

  94. Re: Mod parent +5 insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the truth and we all know it.

  95. Re:Linux sNOBs by gid13 · · Score: 1

    In my experience:

    Linux: frequently impolite, frequently effective support from the makers of the product.
    Microsoft: not a damn thing unless you pay. And who wants to do that?

    You can't really blame either of them. Let's face it, tons of users ARE stupid, and wouldn't understand the simplest instructions on the planet. There are those, hopefully like me and you, that read the info and get stuck because the info is insufficient, but I suspect we're squarely in the minority.

  96. Topic is now "Post your b3sT n00b/sn0b IRC log!!1" by un1xl0ser · · Score: 1

    Seriously though, I think that we all have run into assholes on IRC. If you want support, an semi anonymous chatroom may not be the best place. You can find forums or other places to get good support, but IRC isn't the best .. IMHO.

    For example, if you are new to making Fedora usable, fedorafaq.org and the like have some good hints on how to get things setup. I also personally have found good help on the forums I lurk the most, http://forums.somethingawful.com./ I used to be a Unix/Linux admin, so I also spent a good deal of my time helping people there. There still are some tools, but it isn't nearly as bad as IRC.

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  97. And a key Linux feature dies? by Loundry · · Score: 0

    I guess that's the price of "free" software. If you want to have a better chance of a nice support person you need to pay for service.

    Note that this admission absolutely destroys what used to be one of the features of Linux: "All the support is free!" If this features is finally being shown to be false (partially due to the horribly and inexcusibly rude attitudes of many of Linux's adherents), then let us all have the character to admit freely that it is so.

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    1. Re:And a key Linux feature dies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because some idiots on the internet said "yippee support is free" doesn't make it true.

      The free software community has been telling us from day one that it's all about paying for support. It's how we make a living off of free software. How do you think Redhat and its ilk make any money? It's how Stallman payed the bills when he started the FSF?(does he still?)

      I sure as hell never told anyone I would support them. If I contribute it's for the love coding. It's to show people how awesome I am. It's to make some piece of crap work the way I want it to work.

    2. Re:And a key Linux feature dies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That has never been a feature of Linux. You always could get free support. You still can get free support. That free, as in beer, support comes at the whim of those with the knowledge. You do not have a right to their time, it's a privilege. Almost from day one of the existence of Linux there have been people who have sold support for Linux and other free software. It has never been "all the support is free". Never.

    3. Re:And a key Linux feature dies? by cparisi · · Score: 1

      No one ever said "All the support is free." There are 2 kinds of support that are currently in use today in Open Source: (1) Free, (2) Fee.
      For some, "Free" is fine. For others "Fee" is needed. With "Free" there is no one to complain to if the support is unacceptable (saying: "Let me speak to your manager!" will probably not get you very far). In some cases, companies give free support with the hope you will pay later, and in those cases you may get better service.

    4. Re:And a key Linux feature dies? by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      "Let me speak to your manager!"

      I am so going to try that next time I get into an arguement on the interwebs.

    5. Re:And a key Linux feature dies? by somersault · · Score: 1

      You get those rude attitudes for free though!

      It is so, but it is also the same with everything. As the first poster on the page said, you are going to get jerks everywhere, it's just that no linux user has the same problems when trying to use Windows, as they usually know to RTFM, or know that they're better off just sticking to an OS that does what it is meant to do. Our outsourcing guys have the same kind of snobby attitude when they talk about other clients (and one of them is a linux 'guru', told my coworker he has some code in the kernel somewhere, blah blah, I wonder if he's reading this :p ), and I get the same kind of feeling from them when asking any questions about Active Directory etc.

      Obviously it can get tiresome having to explain things to people all the time, especially when something seems trivial to yourself, though some people are just elitist, and dont want the n00bs coming over and spoiling their fun.

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    6. Re:And a key Linux feature dies? by pieinthesky · · Score: 1
      So, you are saying that in order to get decent support, you have to pay for it. Given that and the fact that I have to pay $$$ for RHEL (or whatever), what then is the big advantage to using linux in the enterprise?


      I pay $$$ for Solaris, HPUX, plus $$$ for support. What's the difference?

      NB: That this question is coming from someone who has absolutely no desire or need to disect source code.

  98. Re:Linux sNOBs by dasheiff · · Score: 1
    Slashdot, stop being such a "hype" news source.

    When people read the wall street journal they read it because they know that some highly knowledgable people choose to put those stories in there.

    However, there is no news source that is going to print what you exactly want, and it's easily going to be hyped or incorrect.

    I read slashdot for the comments. The article, no matter how wrong, misinformed, or correct, will all be spelled out in the comments. On top of that the moderation systems helps me to sort though a large number of comments faster. And while there are surely biases in moderation 3-5 people must have agreed that a specific comment was worth reading for it to be moderated to +5. (I read at +4 or +2 depending on my time.) It's not perfect but it is better than me just relying on one newspaper choosing to run a specific article which may have just been glanced over by the editor saying, ah this will make me money.


    As far as the topic at hand there are always dicks out there, but more specificly most people aren't really teachers, as they aren't interested in teaching the same lessons to people time and time again. However, newer people don't mind, and hopfully they realize when it's their turn to teach.

    I got into Linux as a friend of mine taught another friend of mine. I tried it out, and for 'simple' questions I could ask the very new guy who had just gone though it, and for more complicated questions I could goto the guy that helped us both. Neither one were burnt out answering questions yet, both were my friends before linux and linux wasn't gona change that, and the most importain part, I understand that like they taught me I must teach other people when I can. Pass it along.

  99. Misguided by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although I've experienced this arrogant attitude with regard to linux before but this is common for everything else like windows help forums, opensource projects etc .... In my personal experience, the helpfulness of many linux enthuist/expert outweighs the rudeness of certain individuals.

  100. He's got a strong point by FishandChips · · Score: 1

    IMHO, it's a matter of the culture around individual distrbutions. I subscribe to both Debian and SuSE mailing lists and also follow the Ubuntu forums from time to time. Regrettably, but perhaps not surprisingly, Debian is the only one of those three where snide remarks, unhelpful "advice" and generally rude or authoritarian behaviour is not uncommon. But then you only have to glance at, say, Planet Debian to surmise that the Debian "culture" seems to encourage elitism and a generally poor attitude towards ordinary Joe Users. SuSE and Ubuntu, by contrast, are normally polite, sane places. SuSE's mailing lists, in particular, have a calm and adult feel. These are regular folks interested in sorting out glitches and getting things right. Immature carry-on is given short shrift and the awful, cultish term "newbie" is rare whereas the Debian lists are full of it.

    All the more reason to choose your Linux distro carefully. There's more to it than the reviews around the net. In the end, nothing good will come of treating your users poorly. For that reason, I'd say SuSE and Ubuntu have a brighter future than "pure" Debian.

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  101. The real truth by al_broccoli · · Score: 1

    Jerks are jerks, no matter what OS they run.

  102. RTFM! by sedyn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The barrier to entry that I found most annoying was learning the terminology. When you know the only answer you're going to get is "RTFM" and all you really want is to know what manual to read.

    For example, say I want to learn how to do something using the command line. Googling a phrase that describes what I want to do rarely yields optimal results. Since I don't know what the command is, I can't type "man thing I want to do".

    If you know a good solution to this problem (like a book that is worth reading/purchasing), or a really good site, etc then I don't care if you tell me to RTFM, as long as you tell me where to get it. The same goes for learning new languages, even though I find that getting that documentation is a lot easier.

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    1. Re:RTFM! by Theatetus · · Score: 4, Informative
      For example, say I want to learn how to do something using the command line. Googling a phrase that describes what I want to do rarely yields optimal results. Since I don't know what the command is, I can't type "man thing I want to do".

      Read man's man page some time. the -k option is like the apropos command (another thing you should look into), it searches for the word you supply in the title and description of all the manual pages. So man -k format shows you all the pages that have the word "format" in their title or short description. If that still doesn't show you what you need, man -K "some arbitrary string" does a full-text search of the entire manual for "some arbitrary string".

      I'm not ragging you for this or anything, I'm just amazed at how few people actually read man's man page.

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    2. Re:RTFM! by sedyn · · Score: 1

      I'd never heard of it before, but I'll give it a shot next time I'm in a bind... Thanks.

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    3. Re:RTFM! by m0nstr42 · · Score: 1

      Read man's man page some time. the -k option is like the apropos command (another thing you should look into), it searches for the word you supply in the title and description of all the manual pages.... I'm not ragging you for this or anything, I'm just amazed at how few people actually read man's man page.

      A great tip, thanks. But how do you know to read the man page for man if you don't have any reason to suspect man has that kind of functionality? Or that man even *has* a man page. It seems so clear once you know, but from the n00b perspective (in general) a lot of times it just seems overwhelming - there are so many pieces of software that all do slightly different things and how do you know which one to look into? It's always discouraging when "RTFM" for X means "RTFM for X, then RTFM for Y, Z, P, and Q to understand TFM for X, then RTFM for H I J K23 to understand TFM for Y", etc, etc.

    4. Re:RTFM! by jinxidoru · · Score: 1

      I'm just amazed at how few people actually read man's man page.

      Why is that amazing? I don't have time to go read every man page for every command. That is the problem with all the RTFM responses. I am not going to go read an entire manual for every single command or utility that I wish to use. I don't have that sort of time, and I highly doubt many people do. A better response than RTFM is simply check page number XX of the manual.

    5. Re:RTFM! by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      This is not a sarcastic post. And I know a thing or two about Linux; I use it as my primary OS on my desktops, servers, and even on my MacBook Pro.

      man -k doesn't seem to work well for me. man -k format gives me "nothing appropriate", as does man -k ls, man -k man, and everything else.

      I checked man's man page, and it says -k "Equivalent to apropos".

      I checked apropos's man page, and it says:
      "NAME
                    apropos - search the whatis database for strings

      SYNOPSIS
                    apropos keyword ...

      DESCRIPTION
                    apropos searches a set of database files containing short descriptions
                    of system commands for keywords and displays the result on the standard
                    output.

      SEE ALSO
                    whatis(1), man(1)."

      Ok. I've RTFM. Now how do I figure out how to get this man -k thing to work? I'm not try to be sarky, but this is the first time anyone's ever told me about this, and it does seem kind of useful, if only it would work. It does not seem to work as the documentation would indicate.

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    6. Re:RTFM! by Theatetus · · Score: 1

      Nothing snarky about your point at all; if the command does not behave as documented, it does not behave as documented. I've found if you go into IRC rooms, etc., with something like "foo(1) claims foo behaves as X, but I am getting behavior Y", you'll get a much more polite response.

      As to your particular issue, my guess is that the whatis database needs to be initialized with makewhatis, which often lives in /sbin or /usr/sbin. If your distro didn't do that for you on install, that's something you should point out to them to fix -- I for one take it as a given that the whatis database should be populated on first use.

      The worst part is, in your RTFM'ing you were so close to seeing the answer. If you notice that "SEE ALSO" section, apropos(1) listed whatis(1). The whatis(1) page describes makewhatis, and how and when to use it. It's a lot like info (if you haven't used GNU info yet, spend a few days learning it -- it will save you that much time very quickly): information is presented in logically linked nodes that have references to relevant other nodes. If you don't understand a man page, and it says "SEE ALSO: foo(4)", believe it, and go look at that other page too. Don't give up on understanding a piece of documentation until you've followed all the trails the documentation gives you.

      --
      All's true that is mistrusted
    7. Re:RTFM! by Theatetus · · Score: 1
      I am not going to go read an entire manual for every single command or utility that I wish to use. I don't have that sort of time, and I highly doubt many people do.

      I'm sorry... are you saying it takes less time to fumble through a bunch of graphical menus or blindly try a bunch of CLI switches than to read a man page? I mean honestly I don't understand what you're saying; how can you "not have time" to read the documentation for the tools you're going to use? Reading documentation makes your work take less time, not more. This isn't really a Linux/Windows issue either: the amount of software that is simply intuitive with no need for documentation, in Windows or Linux, is vanishingly small. I mean, I suppose you could use MS Word as a bloated version of Notepad without reading the docs, but you couldn't do much else with it. Or, you could waste more time clicking through a bunch of menus until you get what you want, but I have trouble imagining that takes less time than RTFMing.

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      All's true that is mistrusted
    8. Re:RTFM! by John+Newman · · Score: 1

      Cool, man. I've been using Gentoo for almost two years, OS X for four, and I amazingly had never read man's man. Man -k would have come in handy dozens of times. Thanks, for helping a slowly emerging n00b.

    9. Re:RTFM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may need to run the "makewhatis" command. It builds the apropos database that man -k, or apropos search.

      Linuxman

    10. Re:RTFM! by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      You da "man man" man!

    11. Re:RTFM! by Marble68 · · Score: 1

      You know, I wish I knew how to code something to solve this.

      What linux could use is a new command line tool called "HowTo" or "HowDoI"

      Then, it'd take everything after that and use this -k option for man. I have never issued the command "man man".

      But a great command like this would / could replace those RTFM comments with a more constructive:
      howto partition the hard disk
      howto install java
      howto change resolution
      howto find a file
      howto boot with no gui
      howto run a service
      howto stop a service from loading during boot
      howto uninstall a program

      This could even go a step further and open a google page searching that distro's forums / doco.

      a final result could be something like "press F1 to search online or press enter to return to shell"

      if the user pressed F1, then open the browser and google something like:
      install a service site:debian.org/doc
      install a service site:www.gentoo.org/doc/en

      Someone should write this; or does something like this already exist?

      It could replace the RTFM, and empower the new linux user (like myself) with a command to start from.

      Again, I wish I knew how do this on Linux. I could do this in a snap on win32... wink...

      --
      /me sips his coffee and ponders a new sig...
    12. Re:RTFM! by syousef · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      man was a wonderful help system for a research project in the 60s and 70s. It is not a help system worth spitting on. The actual help system and symantecs is awful and the content is even worse.

      In case you think I'm totally ignorant, this comes from someone who's taught Unix system programming - I know -k, apropos and man sections. By the way I hope you realise different versions of man have different switches.

      --
      These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
    13. Re:RTFM! by Theatetus · · Score: 1
      It is not a help system worth spitting on. The actual help system and symantecs is awful and the content is even worse.

      Can you say specifically what you don't like about them?

      By the way I hope you realise different versions of man have different switches.

      Of course I do. I'm on OpenBSD, which doesn't even have the -K fulltext option. But this guy is on Linux so I told him the Linux switches.

      Did you have a point, or did you just want to say man sucks?

      --
      All's true that is mistrusted
    14. Re:RTFM! by syousef · · Score: 1

      My point _WAS_ that man sucks. It's not a suitable help system for a new user. It's suitable to a computer expert with a lot of time and patience. While your post was informative you implied that man was a wonderful system and that the only problem was that people didn't use it.

      What I don't like about the man pages? On each of the Linux systems I've used the man pages are written in such a way that they assume you're a well versed Unix/Linux expert. Which of course is fine if you are (hence my comment that it's fine for a research project). If Linux were a car, the man pages would be like having the service manual to the car, but not the owners manual. Lots of technical jargon and refernces which are essential if you're doing something advanced, but confusing if you're just the end user who wants to get the damn thing working. Would you supply the service manual to a driver and abuse them if they couldn't from that figure out how to work the aircon?

      I've got less experience with commercial Unix varieties - most of my uni time was on Solaris - but I found these pages to be just as bad.

      Check the man page on man out here:
      http://man.linuxquestions.org/index.php?query=man& section=0&type=2

      NAME
                    man - format and display the on-line manual pages
                    manpath - determine user's search path for man pages

      SYNOPSIS
                    man [-acdfFhkKtwW] [--path] [-m system] [-p string] [-C config_file]
                    [-M pathlist] [-P pager] [-S section_list] [section] name ...

      So here you have two commands on the same page (man and manpath) and if you were new to Linux and didn't have eperience you'd have no idea that "name" refers to the name of the command you're looking up. The brevity is ludicrous for a newbie. You don't sit the guy in front of this and expect them to work out the help system. You tell them to type man followed by the command they want to search.

      Next we see there's no simple example. (There's rarely an EXAMPLES section). How does the user know what options are and aren't needed except with experience and trial and error.

      All of this just to lookup how to use the damned help system. God forbid you should try to do something useful.

      Try typing the more intuitive equivalent "help" at a Windows CMD prompt:

      C:\>help
      For more information on a specific command, type HELP command-name
      ASSOC Displays or modifies file extension associations.
      AT Schedules commands and programs to run on a computer. ...

      Well even this could be improved, but notice it's not "name" it's "command-name". that's the parameter. I'd actually include something explicit as a header for command names rather than a listing with no header, or better yet ommit the command listing and add something like "help all" to get a listing of all commands then include a comment to that effect in the brief description.

      It's not rocket science. It just isn't sane to expect a non-techy to wade through computer speak just because you're well versed in it and until Linux developers grow up and realise this Linux will stay where it is. Of course /. being /. people just think I'm trolling. That's fine. Bury your head in the sand and watch Linux remain a niche OS. *shrug*

      --
      These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
    15. Re:RTFM! by jinxidoru · · Score: 1

      If I need to use a command, I will go look at the man page, but I do not read the man page for every command I use. My first step is to run [cmd] --help. If that does not give me the information I need I will then head to the man page or the internet. I think man pages are great, but I'm not interested in reading the entire man page for every command I use. The man page for gcc is practically a book in itself. I use this command on a daily basis, but I am not about to read the entire man page since the vast majority of it would be data that I will never need in a million years. I figure that it would take me months to read all of the documentation for every command and utility that I use. I don't have the time to do that. Sure, I might be able to use the utilities a little better in the end, but I would also be out of a job because I will not have produced anything for months. Therein lies the problem with the RTFM response. Manuals are not to be read like novels. They are to be used as reference guides. So a preferrable response to RTFM is to say check page 12 of the manual. Rather than telling someone that they are expected to have read the entire manual cover to cover for libxml2 before they are allowed to ask what function loads a DTD.

  103. somewhat agree by Krystlih · · Score: 1

    I somewhat agree with what this article is trying to say. However, I think a bigger problem might be all the smaller pieces that fit together to make Linux work. For example just to compile a program properly you need the compiler program, the shared libraries the program requires, the environment set properly, and all the archiving/dearchving tools. Now for a new user he may have "RTFM"'d the manual to the software he's trying to compile, and most manuals say which shared library he needs, however most manuals fail to mention that a compiler is needed. So the user can find out this information fairly easy by doing some google searches and gets his compiler, and while he's web browsing updates his shared libraries. Now he tries to compile again with another failure this time the error message is pretty vague and if he asks in a chat channel and gets the snob repsonse this can be frustrating. Come to find out the problem is in his environment variables and he finally fixes them and now he can finally just 'compile' the open source program he downloaded. Now... if the user were to read every 'manual' about the compiler involved, the shared libraries, how to setup the environment and the software he's trying to compile he'd take a week just to get himself setup to install an opensource program. Granted every program after that will go much quicker, it still is a lot if I'm Mr. Average Joe trying to learn linux. Then when the snob attitude kicks in thats icing on the cake.

  104. Re:Linux sNOBs by xtracto · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Touche!

    I completely agree with you. That is why I always laugh really hard when open source advocates say that using this kind of software will yield "free support" (in the form of forums) and online documentation. For some (a very small fraction) of projects it may be true but not for a lot of (and not only small, just look at the KDEVELOP documentation, with hunderds of sections without content).

    And if you go to the "free support" you will only get RTFMs or "try playing with X and Y values".

    --
    Ubuntu is an African word meaning 'I can't configure Debian'
  105. Re:Linux sNOBs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    his is why I don't agree with this article and was making what I considered to be a logical criticism of it.

    After reading your "argument" that reporting news is equivalent to terrorism, what you consider "logical" seems to be rather different from the rest of us.

  106. Depends on the person by Bandman · · Score: 1

    Anybody who's kneejerk response to that probably wouldn't know the answer anyway. The people who are frequently the smartest, brightest, most experienced usually have no problems (and indeed truely enjoy) helping new people.

    That being said, coming up to a linux person and asking any of the following questions (or permutations of these) will probably result in being completely ignored:

    a) Can you teach me to hack into (banks|governments|school)

    b) Windows is way better than linux, because blah blah blah

    c) I already know everything, but I can't seem to get my 'foo' to work right, so if you'd go ahead and help me, I'll make sure to let you know that I already knew how to do it when you're done, thanks.

  107. Linux in the IRC world by JerLasVegas · · Score: 0

    Just like with most of IRC, I have seen people time and time again act snobishly. Especially the ops. They go as far as to sending people to different channels just because their question may not be on topic with the channel name. They may know the answer but they would rather be rude. Secondly, there are many different ways of doing things in Linux. Instead of encouraging diversity, they say that they are right and everyone else is ignorant and should stfu. I don't think that is a very positive or encouraging approach for anyone.

  108. Re:Linux sNOBs by kfg · · Score: 1

    If Linux snobs where a problem with the wider adoption of Linux then people who are interested in buying Ford or Dodge trucks would be put off by the hostility that each side has towards the other, etc. But yet there are millions of Ford and Dodge truck owners.

    Ford and Dodge are just distros. Motor vehicle is the system.

    Ford/Dodge distro wars have nothing to do with buying into truck, in part because people know there is a plethora of available, generic support for truck. You can even get a clear, lucid, fully illustrated explanation of the underlying technology from Reader's Frickin' Digest.

    It helps if the manual is written by and for grownups, instead of by a teenager who thinks he's a grown up, but is really just another asshole kid.

    KFG

  109. Is this really such a big deal? by rpg25 · · Score: 1

    I use linux a lot, and I'm pretty comfortable. But I suck at using Windows. People who are real Windows mavens can be impatient and intolerant, too. Maybe there are just more Windows experts so the jerks are easier to sidestep and ignore.

    I'm not convinced that there's some special form of grumpiness that comes with one OS or another...

  110. No, sometimes it's whether you possess.. by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 1

    computer aptitude. I am certainly willing to help anyone wanting to migrate but the first thing that M$ folks need to learn is that it DOESN'T work the same way. I firmly believe that not everyone that can use Windows can use Linux. Some people don't possess programming aptitude and all they will be able to do is point and click. Sad, but it's true. Now if someone wanted to switch my first suggestion would be to start with one of the many fine "Dummies" books moving progressively up to more advanced tomes of work. Linux is going to require that you know how to research to find an answer to your problem. They may as well get started that way. This aptitude issue is also what is forever going to keep linux behind M$. Better quality has a price.

  111. depends on the project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The mozilla guys are really good. I wasted hours of their time on irc once, trying to figure out why I got a double request for each single request. Turns out my webserver gave their automatic 'favicon.ico' request a 301 to a page, which firefox followed, stupidly enough. But I squarely to blame for not spotting something like this before logging on. Anyway, the guys spent their fruitless hours with me chatting, eventually spotting the problem, and not a single foul word ever left their keyboards. In the next version of firefox, the favicon.ico request was gone. I don't know if my late night spluttering had anything to do with it, but I was very impressed with the mozilla people and their attitude anyway.

    The GTK folks don't seem to give you much attention, on the other hand. After years of fruitlessly trying, I have still to get any answers to my questions asked on their mailing list. The mailing list in itself sucks as well, since you can unsubscribe, but they keep on sending you the mails. I suppose their attitude shows just as well in the (needless) complexity of their API.

  112. Unfortunate, but true by fak3r · · Score: 1

    I have come across this a few times, none worse when I asked a question on #debian on IRC when I had a question as to how I could download the different versions. Yes, I had read the website, and I still did not understand how I could download the latest version, the one I wanted to play with and learn on.

    Believe it or not, this was my 3rd major linux distro and about my 2nd year of using Linux, and I recieved a much nicer welcome from #slackware and the folks at the Slack Gnome distro; Dropline. It was from here that I learned Linux, from the server to the desktop and back again. A few years later...Gentoo, and an AMAZINGLY helpful and kind community on IRC/Forums and mailing lists. I think the newness and the helpfulness is what made this distro in the early days.

    Now with FreeBSD on the server I'm comfy reading the manual (the handbook is amazing) so when I do have questions I don't get flamed. Still, when I get a n00b question, and their, "Sorry if this is a stupid question" I answer them and sometimes follow up with a link that can help them learn more. I mean come on, we've all been there, at one point we had no idea what *nix was, so why treat n00bs any different than seasoned geeks? The way I see it, I am where I am in my career becuase of people that did not have chips on their shoulders and were happy to share their knowledge with others fo no other reason than to be nice.

    It's this 'humanity' type of feel that I think Ubuntu has capatured, somehow, perfectly. This is what I use on the desktop now, and I appreciate Debian much more, but just can't get over the community that Mark has nutured around Ubuntu. Perhaps it's the lack of "we have to make money somehow, you have to join the club for 'Premium access' or something, but they've done it. I think Ubuntu has the best chance of growing beyond 90% of the distros just because of this helpful/dynamic base that has grown around it.

  113. A similar approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Ask the question, then use a throwaway account to provide an obviously idiotic "answer". The know-it-alls will be jumping all over themselves to prove "the other guy" wrong.

  114. My Opinion: This is not only a Linux attitude. by gedeco · · Score: 1

    This is more likely the wrong attitude for people who deliver software support.

    I you are supporting software on a commercial base (Linux, Windows, Whatever..) this could happen also. But in the long run, bad supporters will disappear from the job.

    Free (commercial also ...) software support needs proper interaction between both the requester and the guru providing support.

    I remember the case of a newbie who asked for urgent support, otherwhise it would cost him a lot of money and he didn't got the time to learn this linux stuff.
    I've kindly replied him, I was offering free support, as is. Urgent requests: pay a specialist. I also deleverid him some tested keywords I was sure he would find the correct answer, using the sites search engine.

    It's all about attitude, from both sides. Software has not much to do with it.
    I'm working on a commercial helpdesk for several years.

  115. GOOD! I hope no-one switches to Linux by capitalj · · Score: 1

    Leaves more jobs and a higher salary for me. Let them work with the Windows PC's and I will work with the linux/unix servers.

  116. How To Ask Questions The Smart Way by MrEcho.net · · Score: 4, Insightful

    http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html
    Before asking a technical question by e-mail, or in a newsgroup, or on a website chat board, do the following:

    1. Try to find an answer by searching the Web.
    2. Try to find an answer by reading the manual.
    3. Try to find an answer by reading a FAQ.
    4. Try to find an answer by inspection or experimentation.
    5. Try to find an answer by asking a skilled friend.
    6. If you're a programmer, try to find an answer by reading the source code.

    I might be marked down because of this.
    But what I see day to day in the IRC, very few new people do these very simple things.
    This is why we go off on them, they dont even try to find the answer on there own.

    1. Re:How To Ask Questions The Smart Way by nathanGL · · Score: 1

      NO. 1 Should be 1. Email support - mrecho@gmail.com

    2. Re:How To Ask Questions The Smart Way by chazbot · · Score: 1

      I'm the kind of person that will do everything listed. However, the last time I installed a distro, I was spending two or three hours a day for a few weeks trying to get everything working the way it should. I certainly believe in the power of Linux. It's a flexible and open platform that will let you solve your problems. After a certain point, I decided I just didn't want waste my time researching every little thing that needed doing.

    3. Re:How To Ask Questions The Smart Way by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      I might be marked down because of this.
      But what I see day to day in the IRC, very few new people do these very simple things.
      This is why we go off on them, they dont even try to find the answer on there own.


      This is one big thing I like about Gentoo.

      Until recently there was no installer. The meant that if you wound up on the Gentoo support forums you could either read and follow directions yourself or knew someone who did.

      A lot of the reason people get upset is beacuse others bite off more than they can chew and expect someone else to do the majority of the work for them.

      It's like rebuilding a car and asking people to spoonfeed you every step of the process, every blot torque, etc. Eventually someone is going to say: Read the fucking manual!"

      It is simply not right to expect someone who is providing you with free support to do everything for you.

      --
      Life is too short to proofread.
    4. Re:How To Ask Questions The Smart Way by syousef · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But what I see day to day in the IRC, very few new people do these very simple things.
      This is why we go off on them, they dont even try to find the answer on there own.


      No, you "go off on them" because you have no social skills or tact. I might be marked down because of this but it's true.

      *shakes* Where to begin with the problem in your attitude.

      First of all when computers aren't a hobby or a job, it doesn't take much to experience a problem that's outside of your field of experience, and then the technical documentation can become unintelligble.

      Lets try a concrete (though artificial example). A printer driver you have to install from source doesn't compile quite right. You've never had to compile something from scratch, and don't even know what a compiler is. You read that you need to upgrade your version of GCC. You've never heard of GCC and don't realise what it does but you do see gcc come up on the screen when you follow the instructions and type make. So you try to upgrade and you're not quite sure if you've done that right because you're not use to apt-get or yum or whatever variant of the same damn concept your particular installer uses. If you're really smart and take a few days with it you might learn enough to struggle through, but fat lot of good that's gonna do if you need to print something for work the next day. The steps under windows for getting your printer working were simple so you didn't expect any of this. So you try and post to a message board and someone abuses you for not understanding what a compiler does...as if every user has to have done a comp. sci. or info tech degree. Is this going to encourage you to learn, or is it going to make you swear back and walk away from Linux all together?

      My example brings me to my next point. Often the solution to a problem with less mature, or new software is that the fixes require other parts of the system to be fixed or patched. That makes it really hard to learn because you keep getting side-tracked on the sub fixes. Your fix is all or nothing and must include all the sub-fixes. It's often easier to learn one thing at a time and as you encounter sub-problems ask other people about them so you're not overwhelmed. There's nothing wrong with this technique. Again if you find people are being unfriendly and you have better things to do you're quire likely to just go do them and drop Linux.

      Finally getting back to your attitude. If you've got nothing constructive to say why on earth would you not just ignore the question? Why hurl abuse? Are you really so socially inept you need to take revenge on every newbie that makes you take 5 minutes to read their question? There really is no excuse for abusing someone who asks for your help when you can just walk away.

      --
      These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
    5. Re:How To Ask Questions The Smart Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before asking a technical question by e-mail, or in a newsgroup, or on a website chat board, do the following:

      1. Try to find an answer by searching the Web.
      2. Try to find an answer by reading the manual.
      3. Try to find an answer by reading a FAQ.
      4. Try to find an answer by inspection or experimentation.
      5. Try to find an answer by asking a skilled friend.
      6. If you're a programmer, try to find an answer by reading the source code.


      You do understand that this process can take several hours and can be totally useless. I just went through the above process myself for problems booting a live CD via floppy disk. I finally gave up 7 hours later.

      People do not have endless hours to fix Linux.

  117. Actually, you've just never seen/recieved it... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    I have. I'm no "noob". Over 18 years in the industry. 12 of it doing FOSS development professionally.

    When I have issues, it's not because I failed to RTFM- and, in some cases, there's NO "FM" to be read,
    per se. There's a project (for which I've mostly buried the hatchet- and not in their collective skulls)
    that I was keenly interested in using. The problem was, what you get by direct check-out from the
    version control system they use for things doesn't build, there's no stated clean check-points/labels
    for the repository, no way to easily extract which labels are present, and the only way to get the
    project's stuff was through the version control system. Normally, the above is utterly unacceptable-
    but in this case, if the project would give known clean branches or tags in the repository, it'd not
    be a problem with the codebase. However, the project does NOT build to completion. It never has.
    It's not due to my inexperience. In reality, I could just simply use the tools they're using and
    build up a useful result myself (Which is what I've resolved to do at this point, which is a shame,
    as it's more duplication of effort on the FOSS community's part...)- but they have so much USEFUL
    metadata in the repository, that it actually would be nice to just be able to grab everything and use it
    to build the packages.

    I've been careful up to this point to not name names. I don't plan on naming them here either (Go digging
    if you like- I've talked about this elsewhere and in even more detail...). However, when
    they were asked in IRC what was broken, I got a severe case of cold shoulder and got kicked from the
    channel (Mostly for what they percieved to be inappropriate for IRC- not that it was, mind...). I've since
    reconciled what went on then with them, but they still have the problems that I've mentioned (Which is that
    a person that is not 100% involved with the project currently has NO way of producing the desired result- you
    have to know which metadata to excise from the entire repository or which tags are valid result producing
    ones...)- and apparently no desire to rectify the real problem with instances of hostility (i.e. "We know what
    we're doing and it's the only way to DO it- and there's no further discussion..." To be sure, not that specific statement, but in the end, that's the way it comes across all the same.)

    I'm not going to say that this is the case- but to day that while every platform has "noob-haters" out there,
    it DOES seem that the ones in the FOSS community just seem to be more vitriolic about things than many of the
    other groups of noob-haters.

    --
    I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a Citizen of the State of Texas
  118. Re:Hah, no kidding by beaviz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So why do people seek help from IRC? I'd like to know.

    You said it best yourself: "I want an answer now!" - I think it really boils down to exactly that.

  119. That's very true... by cursorx · · Score: 1

    ...but it's also true of most places on the Internet where people can ask questions. Message boards, IRC, mailing lists, etc. It's probably worse on open source communities, but not by any means exclusive to them. What I usually do anywhere, when I have a question, is Google the hell out of it. If I can't find the answer, I politely ask on a board with a glaring notice telling people that I ran the question through Google and couldn't find an answer. Even so, I run the risk of getting unhelpful non-advice, like "RTFM", or a straight out insult, like "What a stupid gay-ass question, please die".

    Funny enough, I usually have the same fear of asking questions about Linux or open source software in general that I have when asking questions on computer game boards. Maybe because the demographics of both overlap in some fashion: extremely socially inept young men, or very immature older men (a stereotype, but one that's hard to avoid). I'm socially inept myself, but at least I'm polite and have some consideration for other people's feelings. It hardly ever pays to be rude with people who need help, however clueless they are.

  120. my own experience was similar, but didn't stop me by Errtu76 · · Score: 1

    If i stopped when somebody said somethign similar, i would've never used linux. Really, my first experience with linux went soemthing like this: me: i'm being nuked on irc and bad people keep me from having fun friend: install linux me: what who where? friend: *sigh* here's a cd me: slackware 3.4? what do i do with it? friend: install, read doc on root cd. stop asking questions right now so i read everything i could on the cd, installed linux, totally screwed up everything, re-installed, totally screwed things up again (repeat last 2 steps a couple of times), installed linux, work with linux. I had no help whatsoever and this is also why it took me 2 months before i was online (my modem required a special init string), but man! the satisfaction you get then! I felt great because i found all my answers. Not somebody from the internet, newsgroups or fora! So when i got a little better in it, and somebody asked me the same questions i asked in the beginning, my response was similar to "rtfm". I don't think the person in the article was treated with such disrespect. More likely the person kept asking the same questions, without doing a little research for himself. I treat somebody like that exactly the same. RTFM first, and if you have questions about that, that's okay.

  121. Grow a thick skin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember one of the first comments I'd ever made online (Browbeat BBS, sometime in the late Eighties). I was 15 or 16 at the time, and everyone else on the board was really old, like in their 30s. It was some offhand comment about everyone being older and I didn't think much else of it. A couple days later someone responded with a terse, "F**k you, man." I was horrified. What did I do to cause this? It took just a few messages before some others (Darla, Sylke) informed that the poster was just joking and it was all in good nature.

    The article's different though, but not by much. If people got offended every time there was a non-PC comment, no one would be on the Internet.

    Sure, I want to bring on more Linux users, but neither I nor the hordes of other *VOLUNTEERS* are your paid tech support. And if someone is expecting me to do the homework of Googling and reading the manual, then at least have the decency to ask nicely instead of the common:

    "This stupid Linux won't work. It won't connect. What's wrong?"

    KLL

  122. There are always assholes by dogen · · Score: 0

    If you concentrate on assholes, you'll be too busy to do anything useful from now until the day you die, because there are an infinite number of assholes in every area of life. I've sure found enough corporate conformist assholes in the MS world, and enough yuppie wannabe assholes in the Apple world. Who cares?

  123. Re:Linux sNOBs by chill · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sorry, wrong. Not paying for support may justify the silence, as no one may know the answer to his issue. However it does NOT justify the original answer by any stretch of imagination.

    The silence in response to the "I read it but didn't understand it" post underscores the fact that the original responder DIDN'T HAVE ANY CLUE AND SHOULD HAVE KEPT THEIR MOUTH SHUT.

    I fail to see how anyone can think "you're not paying me, so I can be an asshole" is a valid train of thought.

    --
    Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
  124. That IS what the programmers told him to do n/t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  125. I can tell you why by dereference · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Service and products; products and service. They should go together, hand it hand, but they don't. The problem is that, in their arrogance, the open source developers often believe that they've toiled long and hard to create a great product. The product does what they believe it should, and they can't be bothered if you think it should work differently. Recall some of the earlier MySQL documentation that said, basically, "if you need the database to enforce referential integrity, your application is crap so you need to fix your application or use another database..."

    The attitude is prevalent, and ignores completely the service aspect of providing a positive customer experience. You might have the greatest product in the world, but if nobody can install it or configure it, then it's really quite worthless. Sure, the "target audience" can figure it out, but all to often the target audience is just the myopic developer, and everybody else who is exactly like him/her. Oddly enough, this planet has a great many inhabitants who might gain benefit from the great software product, if only the creator bothered to consider even passable service to go along with it.

    I'll blatantly link to my own comment thread from another story just a couple days ago, which is exactly on this same topic. There I was flamed for suggesting that having good service is just as important as having a good product, and that there is a large range between the "I'll do anything if you pay me" attitude and the "if you don't like it my way get lost" attitude.

    By the way, I highly doubt it is only the Linux/FOSS community, but it does seem disproportionate; if nothing else, given that it's a smaller community, finding the odd non-snob is somewhat more difficult.

    1. Re:I can tell you why by Ruie · · Score: 1
      The attitude is prevalent, and ignores completely the service aspect of providing a positive customer experience.

      I want to point out that for many the reason they are working on a project is *NOT* to "provide positive customer experience", but to celebrate skill and experience of writing complicated software.

      In this case, fellow developers are welcomed most, people who want to learn about the software are welcomed second and "users" who want a canned answer as if they are trying to cheat on a multiple-choice exam are listened to last - and get really annoying if they insist it is their due.

      Remember, that when you deal with most corporations you don't even get a chance to talk to the developers. So be polite by recognizing what people value and if you think that you can do a better job - please go ahead. The source is availaible.

    2. Re:I can tell you why by dereference · · Score: 1
      I want to point out that for many the reason they are working on a project is *NOT* to "provide positive customer experience", but to celebrate skill and experience of writing complicated software.

      I agree; that's probably among the prime motivators, which ultimately result in the attitude I described. But they can't have it both ways; they can't expect wide-spread adoption if their true goal is to further the art and/or actualize themselves, rather than to satisfy customer needs.

      In this case, fellow developers are welcomed most, people who want to learn about the software are welcomed second and "users" who want a canned answer as if they are trying to cheat on a multiple-choice exam are listened to last - and get really annoying if they insist it is their due.

      Remember, that when you deal with most corporations you don't even get a chance to talk to the developers. So be polite by recognizing what people value and if you think that you can do a better job - please go ahead. The source is availaible.

      I happen to fall into the "most welcomed" category of software developers, so I've not personally been on the receiving end of this sort of bias in these project. However, many projects fail to attract me and others like me--their prime target--specifically because the initial creators treat potential users like crap. When considering whether to contribute, many of us will first try to gauge the potential success and longevity of a project, and service weighs heavily in that equation. If it looks like a project community is ignoring their user base, then we'll choose to contribute our efforts elsewhere. For that, we're deemed "elitists" but user-focused developers do not "disgrace the profession" in any way.

      Of course I get annoyed when users don't bother to read even the most basic parts of the README or FAQs, or refuse to review the mailing list archives before asking a trivial question. But to presume all non-contributers are burdensome and need to understand their place in this odd little society is counter-productive.

      More to the topic of this article, we're talking here about Linux Snobs, and I say again that if we want widespread adoption, we need to consider carefully revising our priority list of who is welcome. If the inevitable handful of morons disturb you, don't deal with them; they'd probably rather have no answer than be abused by your caustic responses. However, if you start noticing lots and lots of the same "morons" asking the same questions, maybe--just possibly--you have a documentation or service gap that really should be filled.

      The "art" of creating software includes much more than just making it work, it involves solving a problem in a usable way. Note that usable does not imply frilly interfaces with bells and whistles. But if your supposed target audience can't fit in the chair you're in right now, then you need to at least consider your service as well as your product.

    3. Re:I can tell you why by PietjeJantje · · Score: 1
      Anyone knows great service is, well, great. You observed it too, and I agree.

      But what do you suggest?
      You can't possibly expect that people will start volunteer support jobs.
      I'd like that, but this is planet Earth.
      I don't see a solution, you just note the problem.
      Your note suggests you don't want to pay for support, i.e. you want filantropists to work for you. Or helldesk persons who want to train their skills. I also like someone to do my dishes. That would be great.

    4. Re:I can tell you why by slackmaster2000 · · Score: 1

      Recall some of the earlier MySQL documentation that said, basically, "if you need the database to enforce referential integrity, your application is crap so you need to fix your application or use another database..."

      Ha, I remember that line out of the docs. I actually chose a different database at that time based on that one comment. While those comments were *partially* true, I found the whole thing very arrogant and short sighted.

    5. Re:I can tell you why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free software does NOT always mean free support from the developers.
      If you want quick solutions to problems consider paying for the support!

    6. Re:I can tell you why by dereference · · Score: 1
      Free software does NOT always mean free support from the developers. If you want quick solutions to problems consider paying for the support!

      You're not comprehending. I do consider paying for service, even where it's not advertised, and in doing so I take a look at what attitude the developers (or others) have while answering in open non-paying forums such as mailing lists. If the majority of the "free" answers are poorly written disrespectful drivel about "RTFM and get lost" and the like, then that's a really good indicator to me that they're not going to treat me any differently, even if I pay. I often decline to use their product, and advise others to do the same if they ask. Money doesn't magically turn obnoxious snobs into pleasant respectful people; in fact often it's quite the opposite.

    7. Re:I can tell you why by misleb · · Score: 1

      But open source software isn't, generally, a "product" in a marketing sense. That, i fear, is your problem. It is usually just a bunch of people doing what they like to do, for free. If you find the result useful, use it, if you don't, don't use it. Or pay someone like RedHat to provide a "product." It is really that simple. Open source developers are under no obligation to provide any support or documentation. It just so happens that most do to some degree.

      -matthew

      --
      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    8. Re:I can tell you why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Open source developers are under no obligation to provide any support or documentation. It just so happens that most do to some degree.

      Of course not. They're under no obligation to provide the "product" in the first place.

      But open source software isn't, generally, a "product" in a marketing sense. That, i fear, is your problem. It is usually just a bunch of people doing what they like to do, for free.

      I'm sorry, but why the hell then does anybody care at all whether Linux or Firefox or Apache or MySQL or anything else is popular out there? Oh, some of those you say are more secure and then better for the overall network? OK so I guess you do care. So you probably want to encourage others to use this software. Remember the Spread Firefox Campaign? Hey look, they even called it a Marketing Campaign. Well. Maybe it will even help increase donations and you can spend more effort on it. Seems like somebody actually wants to promote this stuff after all.

      And damn if that doesn't sound one hell of a lot like a "product" in the marketing sense to me.

    9. Re:I can tell you why by yammosk · · Score: 1

      You can't possibly expect that people will start volunteer support jobs.

      You can't possible expect that people will start volunteer software development jobs. Oh wait...

    10. Re:I can tell you why by antiMStroll · · Score: 1
      Excellent, you got it wrong from sentence #1. I know it's difficult for some to envision a model different than popping out to McD's for a burger, but OSS is not 'product', an owned and market entity intended to generate profit for one individual or company. It's a community co-operative process. Expect service when you start paying them to serve you.

      "I can tell you why. Service and products; products and service. They should go together, hand it hand, but they don't. The problem is that, in their arrogance, the Amish carpenters often believe that they've toiled long and hard to create a great barn. The barn does what they believe it should, and they can't be bothered if you think it should work differently."

      You're welcome. Make sure to come around if you need anything next winter Mr. Gratitude.

    11. Re:I can tell you why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I know it's difficult for some to envision a model different than popping out to McD's for a burger,

      Could be difficult when you contradict yourself in three sentences

      but OSS is not 'product', an owned and market entity intended to generate profit for one individual or company. It's a community co-operative process. Expect service when you start paying them to serve you.

      OK who do I pay for SUSE or RH or MDK support? Who is your "them" that would service me? A company or individual, could it be? And why should I pay, only to reimburse for time and expense? Oh wait is it also to generate a profit for somebody as well? Ah, so you are a merchant after all. If you demand for money then it is not entirely a "community co-operative" process is it? Here is a community idea for you, try to not ignore the community.

    12. Re:I can tell you why by PietjeJantje · · Score: 1
      There are many different motivations for os software developers. For instance the "itch", or improving skills. What you get is the result of the itch because it's copyable.

      None of these motivations apply for service people. I have yet to find the helldesk person who at evenings gives support because of the challenge, or whatever.

    13. Re:I can tell you why by misleb · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but why the hell then does anybody care at all whether Linux or Firefox or Apache or MySQL or anything else is popular out there?

      I'm sorry, but what do proselytizers of projects have to the with the projects themselves? Sure, there are some projects that go out of their way to try to create "products," Firefox being an example. But there are thousands of other projects out there that make no such pretense. You either use them (and possibly contribute) or you don't. I'm sick and tired of people who expect too much from free software because they read some hype about it.

      If I recommend that you try the food at a certain restaraunt because I think it is good, but you don't like the food or the service, are you going to complain to me? Now imagine if you didn't even have to pay for the food. At some point you start to sound like a whining idiot. Just don't eat there again and find someone you can pay to put the fork (with better food and a Guarantee) in your mouth.

      -matthew

      --
      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    14. Re:I can tell you why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm sorry, but what do proselytizers of projects have to the with the projects themselves? Sure, there are some projects that go out of their way to try to create "products," Firefox being an example.

      Look at the title of this article, where it says Linux. This is about Linux distributions, and these are products.

      If I recommend that you try the food at a certain restaraunt because I think it is good, but you don't like the food or the service, are you going to complain to me?

      No, and I did not say this. But if the restaurant has a "suggestion box" would they yell at me for my feedback, call me a moron with no taste, and dismiss me? They do and that is why I complain to them, not to you who recommended it.

      Now imagine if you didn't even have to pay for the food. At some point you start to sound like a whining idiot. Just don't eat there again and find someone you can pay to put the fork (with better food and a Guarantee) in your mouth.

      I do pay. And in this case I like the food but can not always order because the menu is in a foreign language and does not make sense even after translation. I search for help with the menu and then ask and I am ignored. I offer to re write the menu if somebody would help to explain it and I am ignored. The good menu is not out there. Others can not find it either. Eventually we do not eat there and find another place with less perfect food that we can order, and we do not mind to pay. It is too bad that such good cooking talent is wasted, I would donate to it double if the cook would not treat me like a moron. I could have good suggestions that are ignored, but the cook will never listen. So no money for him. I do not expect more from him, but it is a waste that I can not.

    15. Re:I can tell you why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There are many different motivations for os software developers. For instance the "itch", or improving skills. What you get is the result of the itch because it's copyable.

      What? It is yammosk (861527) who is right.

      None of these motivations apply for service people. I have yet to find the helldesk person who at evenings gives support because of the challenge, or whatever.

      There must be no after school programs? No red cross volunteers? Not in computers but they are motivated. Teachers never stay after school tutoring? They have no motivation you say. How is this apart from writing web sites for free public use? Or writing books and stories for free? Or wikipedia articles? Or user documentation? That is all not possible for you because they have no motivation you say. You are wrong.

      You think there are only two people "service people" and "non service people" and so your are blind. You do not know many people. Many people want to give something useful but can not build software. You insult support people who are not just motivated by only money and would never do work without pay. Just like software developers who would never do work without pay. You are wrong.

    16. Re:I can tell you why by misleb · · Score: 1

      I do pay. And in this case I like the food but can not always order because the menu is in a foreign language and does not make sense even after translation. I search for help with the menu and then ask and I am ignored. I offer to re write the menu if somebody would help to explain it and I am ignored. The good menu is not out there. Others can not find it either. Eventually we do not eat there and find another place with less perfect food that we can order, and we do not mind to pay.

      Who are you paying, exactly? I know if you pay RedHat, for example, you get decent support. But, then, they are offering a product...

      It is too bad that such good cooking talent is wasted,

      It isn't "wasted." You just don't get it. Most open source developers are doing it because they enjoy it. The fact that you don't like the documentation or the service does not make their enjoyment and satisfaction a waste.

      I would donate to it double if the cook would not treat me like a moron. I could have good suggestions that are ignored, but the cook will never listen. So no money for him. I do not expect more from him, but it is a waste that I can not.

      Question is, why do you donate at all if you don't like the service and/or documentation?

      -matthew

      --
      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    17. Re:I can tell you why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Who are you paying, exactly? I know if you pay RedHat, for example, you get decent support. But, then, they are offering a product...

      Do you know about the "click to donate" button? It is not RedHat only, it is many projects. Have you clicked it? Do you use all the products for no money? Yes it is other projects with products also.

      It isn't "wasted." You just don't get it. Most open source developers are doing it because they enjoy it. The fact that you don't like the documentation or the service does not make their enjoyment and satisfaction a waste.

      Waste is not the best word but what do you say when a developer solves a problem you have but it is unusable because of no documents and no help. So you have to build it again or try to read uncommented code. This is not good use of the co-operative effort you say. It is not efficient instead. I have to solve the problem anyway, so not waste, but not good efficient use of time with dupe effort.

      Question is, why do you donate at all if you don't like the service and/or documentation?

      Why is this the question? If I donate then I feel happy. It is my motivation, it is the same as you to make software. You make software and I donate. I donate help sometimes also, to write documents. Should I not donate, would that make you happy? Should I say I like the product and still may use the product but the documentation is bad so no money for you? What a silly question. I am moron for asking questions about the software and a moron for donating, is this what you mean? If you have open source software, I hope you do not publish it, and you do not let google index it, and enjoy it for yourself with your motivations. If we can find it we must be dumb if we can not use it. If you do not want to provide help then do not ask for money, but you imply before money is the only motivation for the support people. You ask a silly question and you do not care anyway.

      What I do not like is people who do treat me like a moron and do not listen to suggestions. Not projects or products or documents. Those are not rude things. Of the people who are rude, I do not use the product or service and I do not pay them. I said this before and you do not care anyway. You do not understand what I say because you think you know all and then you say I do not get it. What do you try to prove? You want me to stop complaining or pay you, but pay is not your motivation, unless you provide support. You do not make any sense about this.

    18. Re:I can tell you why by misleb · · Score: 1

      Do you know about the "click to donate" button? It is not RedHat only, it is many projects. Have you clicked it? Do you use all the products for no money? Yes it is other projects with products also.

      No, I don't usually donate unless i feel very strongly about a project. And I don't consider something a product unless there is some kind of official support. There are "projects"... and then there are "products." They are different.

      Waste is not the best word but what do you say when a developer solves a problem you have but it is unusable because of no documents and no help.

      First of all, it is very rare that there are *no* documents and *no* help for an open source project. The only time I see that is with very early release software with no community. But this is certainly not the case with Linux. There is PLENTY of help for Linux out there... even if some of the people are rude.

      So you have to build it again or try to read uncommented code. This is not good use of the co-operative effort you say. It is not efficient instead. I have to solve the problem anyway, so not waste, but not good efficient use of time with dupe effort.

      You should just be grateful the source is there for you to read.

      Why is this the question? If I donate then I feel happy. It is my motivation, it is the same as you to make software. You make software and I donate. I donate help sometimes also, to write documents. Should I not donate, would that make you happy? Should I say I like the product and still may use the product but the documentation is bad so no money for you? What a silly question. I am moron for asking questions about the software and a moron for donating, is this what you mean? If you have open source software, I hope you do not publish it, and you do not let google index it, and enjoy it for yourself with your motivations. If we can find it we must be dumb if we can not use it. If you do not want to provide help then do not ask for money, but you imply before money is the only motivation for the support people. You ask a silly question and you do not care anyway.

      I probably would not ask for donations unless it was a large project which required expensive web hosting and/or bandwidth. In which case, I would most likely not be the sole developer and the community would be large enough to supply support. I would, however, get annoyed by people like you who seem to feel that just because someone releases some code, it must work for everyone. This is just not the way it works.

      What I do not like is people who do treat me like a moron and do not listen to suggestions.

      Ok, rudeness is bad. There is no excuse for that. But nobody is obligated to listen to your suggestions.

      -matthew

      --
      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    19. Re:I can tell you why by PietjeJantje · · Score: 1

      Please do my dishes, to prove you're right.
      So far I got responses in the range of 'for money' to 'do your own f*cking dishes', which is not satisfactory.
      If you don't do my dishes, I consider that a huge insult to all dishwashers. How dare you? You are wrong.

  126. it's about commercial vs. non-commercial products by Blob+Pet · · Score: 1

    When you have a problem with software being packaged and sold by a company, you typically interact with support and sales people to figure out the problem. These people are trained to interact with users. The engineers might not be.

    Now with many free software projects, you're not going to get that support layer to "deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to". Is that a knock against free software? I don't know, but I do know that's where companies like IBM, Redhat, Novell, etc. come in.

    --
    "...today consumers have been conditioned to think of beer when they see a bullfrog..."
  127. Seen both sides of this by geek_designer · · Score: 1

    I've seen both sides of this when it comes to Linux, but for the most part have found folks pretty helpful whyen I've needed help. On a VERY positive note I admin 3 Unix boxes. Occassionally I have come upon issues that I've wrestled with, but found the answers and a multitude of help from the folks on the tru64.org mailing list. Addtionally they have a very good website with lots of help. But as a newbie many years ago... yep, I got the snob attitude on more than one occassion. But, I too have been guilty of it. I try tobe concious of this... as we have rolled out linux on a few desktops.

  128. JeffK offers a thoughtful perspective.... by Richard+Mills · · Score: 1

    I think the following flash animation from JeffK of somethingawful.com fame sums up how a lot of Linux snobs feel about the OS:

    http://www.somethingawful.com/features/usarfreindl ey/

  129. Etiquette? by Black+Perl · · Score: 1

    OK, the article is very vague about who, exactly, he questioned. This makes a BIG difference. Which "project member" and which project was it? If you ask a n00b question on the kernel-dev mailing list, you'll go down in flames. You're just not supposed to do that. That would be like calling a lead developer up in Redmond with basic questions about Windows. Large companies have armadas of low-wage help desk folks to shield them from that kind of stuff.

    If you post your question in the right forum, you'll be treated respectfully. That being said, I have to say that I have yet to find a simple question that couldn't be answered with carefully crafted google search terms, often from list archives. Even you don't find the answer that way, the search would give you a list of good candidate forums for asking your question.

    -bp

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    bp
  130. Re:Linux sNOBs by Mindwarp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As far as mailman on Debian is concerned a person who has RTFM-ed should have encountered the cut-n-paste example in the /usr/share/doc/mailman which is sufficient to get an install running. If for whatever reason this one has been skipped the same blurb is available in the Mailman FAQ.

    And how much effort would it have taken to have courteously replied with that exact piece of information instead of a snub?

    --
    The gift of death metal does not smile on the good looking.
  131. ideas by goldfita · · Score: 1

    1) This is a good reason to start documenting everything you learn. If it takes 2 days to figure out how to do something silly, post something about it to your web page or blog. It will save the next guy a lot of trouble, and he'll thank you.

    2) Open source writers should learn some basic business skills. Charge money! Your software is free, but that doesn't mean you can't earn a profit in it. Charge a consulting fee of $100/hr. First, this will weed out everyone who doesn't really need an answer. If you're still getting easy questions, this is good for you. You're going to be making $100 for a few minutes of work. And you'll probably force yourself to be friendly and smile while doing it.

    Now you might be thinking, no one is going to pay $100/hr. Suppose the 'ignorant fool' is costing his company $50/hr in wages. If it takes a day to figure out how to do something, that's $400 in lost money and time. If it really matters, he'll pay the fee. Everyone is happy. And if he doesn't want to pay, well, he has no right to be angry. After all, the software was free.

  132. Snobbishness isn;t the main problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The snobbishness is not the main problem as for every arrogant "guru" there are several sites like linuxquestions.org than make up for the "we're so clever it's you that's dumb" crowd.

    What really lets Linux down is the GNOME projects insane "make everything as dumb as possible" philosophy.

    Given that GNOME is the desktop of choice on some of the most popular distros (Ubuntu, Red Hat etc) this is the real Linux killer.

  133. Linux Snobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many years ago whe I had ISDN I needed a better way to share the Internet between several machines. I went with SmoothWall Linux because it was compatible with all my hardware. I set it up, but I couldn't for the life of me work out how to get the machines to access the Internet. I was new to networking and especially Linux and didn't know what to do! I was stuck in the old days of proxy servers etc. I read EVERY scrap of information I could find on their website so, in desperation, I went to the IRC "support" channel and asked for help on what to do. I explained in great detail what I had done and what I wanted to achieve.

    I was ignored. I asked again I got the reply "RTFM!". I explained I had already done so, but couldn't find anything that explained how to setup the clients. I was personally messaged "It's in the manuals, I suggest you read them!". Totally ignoring that I HAD read them.

    I tried to explain again, but was then kicked and banned from the SUPPORT channel for trying to get SUPPORT!

    I read ALL the manuals again and there was NOTHING about how to setup the clients. I formatted SmoothWall and reinstalled Windows 2000 as a proxy again. At least when I needed help doing that I got it - and very friendly they were too.

    A year later I found all I needed was to add the server as a default gateway. Needless to say, I DIDN'T use SmoothWall and directed all my friends away from them as well.

    I was coloured by that for years. Linux was bad, difficult and nasty. I then met someone who guided me to a friendlier side of Linux and I have never looked back.

    Because, whether you like it or not, first impressions are everything.

  134. Re:Linux sNOBs by macpeep · · Score: 1

    Just because they aren't computer gurus doesn't mean they are stupid. It's exactly that sort of attitude the article talks about.

  135. Re:Linux sNOBs by BluenoseJake · · Score: 1

    The users are not snobs to each other, and I would hope that no newbie in his right mind would try gentoo as his first distro, and if he did the person who recommended it to him should be shot. Gentoo is a poweruser's distro, anybody new to linux would be overwhelmed in a few minutes

  136. Re:Hah, no kidding by LS · · Score: 1

    Ok, I lucked out I guess. My first experience using IRC as a support tool was with Firefox. I was building an extension and having several difficulties. I could not find the answers to several problems in message boards and documentation because I was trying to do things that hadn't been done before. Posting to message boards didn't make sense, because I was at the beginning of working through my problem. I needed to have a discussion with someone, not fire a few rounds back and forth over the course of a few weeks. I'm sure you've experienced it in email, where you go back and forth a dozen times clarifying something that would have been understoond within 5 minutes if you spoke to someone in person. Anyway, a kindly soul helped me out quite a bit on one of the channels. I suspect if he (she?) wasn't around, my words my have fallen on deaf ears (blind eyes?), and my experience might have been similar to the grandparent poster. But it was not, and I was immensely satisfied with my experience.

    LS

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  137. Mods, please.... by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1

    The story sounds plausable, but look at the posting history of Timecop and the URL he provides... This is GNAA troll fishing for mod points.

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    Being bitter is drinking poison and hoping someone else will die

    1. Re:Mods, please.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My karma is "Excellent", thank you very much.
      If I was fishing for mod points, I'd cut & paste some redundant lunix promoting tripe from a previous article and get modded up.

      - timecop

    2. Re:Mods, please.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you lie about something that's so obvious to verify? Your posts start out at 0. Please tell me how that's excellent karama?

      Oh and btw, your group is a joke.

    3. Re:Mods, please.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:Mods, please.... by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 1

      I caught that as well -- the gnaa.us is a dead giveaway.

    5. Re:Mods, please.... by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1
      I was sympathetic with you (aka did not believe you to be a troll) till you posted that. Internet Explorer? I hope you are at work.

      I might be a snob for saying this, but in non work situations the use of Internet Explorer implies very strongly to me "I am not very good with computers." Even if you don't like Firefox, Opera is free nowadays.

      Welcome to the 21st century, I hope you join us soon.......

    6. Re:Mods, please.... by roystgnr · · Score: 1

      The story sounds plausable

      Especially when you read between the lines. He calls their documentation trash, refuses to pose his question in a more appropriate forum, then starts insulting their qualifications... and that's just what he reveals in a sob-story post about how mean those Linux people are! Who knows what the other side of the story is?

      Yeah, he's a known troll, but you'd think if he was just making up karma-whoring stories he'd have been more careful to paint himself as a purely sympathetic character in them.

    7. Re:Mods, please.... by rikkus-x · · Score: 1

      Could be, but I've checked his previous posts, and he seems to get modded 'troll' or 'flamebait' quite a lot. This seems to be because he says things that aren't entirely pro-Linux or anti-Microsoft, rather than for actual trollish behaviour.

    8. Re:Mods, please.... by caffeination · · Score: 2, Informative
      Don't be a dick. this anti Linux post is full of fake English errors and blatant contradictions. It was carefully created to drag the most replies possible, and worked beautifully. And if you still don't think this is trollish behaviour, check this, or this, or this, or this, or this?

      The I-HATE-LINUX-ZEALOTS things is valid, but not when it blinds you to the fucking glaringly obvious, or when you twist it to support a statement that lots of troll and flamebait mods might mean that he's not a troll.

    9. Re:Mods, please.... by caffeination · · Score: 1
    10. Re:Mods, please.... by rikkus-x · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected: timecop is obviously a troll.

      I didn't originally look at the actual trollish posts you linked to - I just picked a few from his history that had been marked down to -1.

      I still don't think the first post you link to is a proper troll, though - it does bring up some valid points... but the user should still be banned for the other rubbish he's been posting.

    11. Re:Mods, please.... by caffeination · · Score: 1
      "Troll" doesn't mean "untrue". It's perfectly possible to troll without telling a single lie. The post in question is an attention seeking troll.
      • Intentionally posting an outrageous argument, deliberately constructed around a fundamental but obfuscated flaw or error.
      • Politically contentious messages: "Everyone knows that all Republicans/Democrats are evil."
      • combines inflammatory statements with poor grammar

      You don't troll continuously for this long and then suddenly one day decide "Hey, today I'm going to post a sincere opinion, only I'm going to do it in broken English for a change!".

    12. Re:Mods, please.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Internet Explorer is what my boyfriend uses and since I'm a bottom, he's in charge. What can I say? I like having sex with men!

      - timecop

    13. Re:Mods, please.... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Hello, MS Paint. I love how even you can be used to make a fake karma rating. Your posts start at 0, even that pic shows it, that was a really bad Paint job.

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    14. Re:Mods, please.... by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1
      Internet Explorer is what my boyfriend uses and since I'm a bottom, he's in charge. What can I say? I like having sex with men!

      Then for your sake I hope that technical inadequacy is not a sexually transmitted disease.

      Plus....you are the female in the relationship (apparently) - you should be calling the shots! Download some freaking Firefox and give him an ultimatum. Home use of Internet Explorer is a crime against humanity......

  138. Re:Linux sNOBs by slowmovingtarget76 · · Score: 0

    I think therein lies part of the problem. On the one hand Linux proponents say that some of the advantages of Linux are its low overhead costs and abundance of community support. The problem is that unless you are already tech-savvy or are willing to pay for support or have a friend that can help or are willing to put up with childish/arrogant snobbery in chat rooms and message boards then it's probably not for you. That's ok!! No one in the linux community is obligated to help every noob that tries to come aboard but understand that some people need hand holding and/or are not willing to put up with overinflated egos. The next time a techie wonders why there isn't more adoption of Linux on the desktop I suggest they take a look in the mirror. It's not because we're intellectually superior (most of the other guys in my IT group can solve complicated networking problems but don't know how to best operate a washing machine), it's because most of us lack the communicative skills and time necessary to guide new people through the early stages of adoption.

  139. Re:Linux sNOBs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    ??? I did read the article. Both my comments where logical, you just aren't see it.

    No, that article says a newbie asked a legitimate question and a rude linux jerk yelled at him. You then say - It's all the newbies fault, he *asked* for it.

    That's fine. Let me put it another way. If Linux snobs where a problem with the wider adoption of Linux then people who are interested in buying Ford or Dodge trucks would be put off by the hostility that each side has towards the other, etc. But yet there are millions of Ford and Dodge truck owners.

    Car analogies suck, but in this case, beyond the fact that car analogies suck in general, you have totally and completly even got the car part wrong. This is not about linux users bashing windows fan boys, (as the ford/dodge rivalry is) it is linux folks bashing people trying to switch to linux!. No car dealer anywhere would bash a new customer.

    You think it's common to see this?
    Customer: I was getting tired of the reliability of my ford so I am going to get this new Dodge I've been hearing about, but on my test drive I couldn't quite figure out hoe to lock the 4WD since it's different that what I am used to.
    Dodge salesman:Did you read the maual? It's in the glove box for a reason. Jeez you are such a pitiful dirver you should even try to drive our truck, moron go back to your little ford.

    Now go look around OS & language forums and you'll see that pattern repeatedly

    Bruce

  140. Statistic by citro · · Score: 1

    Talkink about snobs: most of the comments agreeing with the article got a "2" or worst. I guess they deserve it.

  141. It's about time someone says it like it is. by zaphle · · Score: 1

    I have this colleague at work who is totally Linux-minded and opposed to Microsoft (even though he uses Windows all the time to work remotely on Linux - makes one wonder why). I never heard him say a good thing about MS products and never heard him say anything bad about Linux products - to me, that's being biased and non-rational. They both have pro's and con's IMHO. Now while I was "raised" - and pampered so it seems - on Windows, I would feel more comfortable with a deeper knowledge of Linux and in my current job it is also a necessity. I must say that I feel rather discouraged to ask my colleague questions about Linux because when I do, first he ignores me for half a minute and then he comes up with a totally inadequate answer like "that's not difficult". Asking more information doesn't help, so Google is my friend. While I do get work done this way, I would be a lot more efficient (and happy) with a good answer on a small question from time to time. In my previous job, when a colleague asked me something I had the reflex to join him to his desk to give instructions. This person would always be grateful - whether I was able to help or not - for the time and consideration.

    So yes, I too have difficulties with Linux snobs and yes Linux folks, if you really want to inspire people to use Linux, you may want to be more considerate and while you're at it, let go of that feeling of superiority. Another poster talked about being an ambassador and he is right; don't soil the image of Linux. I'm glad this topic came up and hope things can change.

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  142. Mommy, those people trying to help me are mean. by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

    Maybe you're not asking the right questions

    Your mother should have taught you something: Not just in the context of linux, but within any community, respect requires that you recognize that the rest of the community is NOT here to hold your hand. They never will be. You can learn electrical engineering from the electricians (yes, the tradesmen will teach you if you behave correctly), learn linux from developers, learn how to shoot a .45 from an retired Marine.

    Any of these people you hope to learn from (they're called "experts", by the way) are going to expect some degree of respect from you. For starters, this means that you DON't waste their time, you do your homework, and you show that you've contributed some effort towards your own understanding of things.

    OK, you've done all this, and they're still picking on you? Poor baby. Your mother really didn't do a very good job, did she?
    Remember all those mean kids that picked on you in grade school? They did not abruptly become kind, generous, patient and accomodating when they graduated. They're still out there and they're still acting like assholes. You're going to meet them from time to time.
    Suck it up.

    Which GUI should I use? Gee, I don't know. Which distro should I use? Also, can anybody tell me what's the best religion? I don't want to get that one wrong, either.

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    "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
    1. Re:Mommy, those people trying to help me are mean. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the mean kids from school, in most cases, grew up and matured.

      It's some of the more disturbed geeks that got picked on and beat up in school, that are now attempting to get their revenge on the world by being absolute dickheads, like you.

      In most cases, it doesn't matter how much you did your homework, or how much you're trying to "help them help you", these guys are still peckerheads. And sit there and bitch about and call people names and tell them to "suck it up" all you want, it's counter-productive to spreading the word of Linux.

      A fine example, is the Horde project. It's not quite as widely adopted as it should be, and the main reason is because of the attitude of the core developer, Jan Schneider. He is one of the biggest assholes I've ever came across in the open-source community, and I'm sure many would agree with me. You can spend hours composing a message, carefully putting it together to show that you've done all you could do, and aren't being an ignorant n00b posting something dumb to the mailing list. And alas, he will still flame the living shit out of you for something. What, he's just being "blunt"? Fuck you, he's a dickhead, pure and simple.

  143. Re:Linux sNOBs by arivanov · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Fair point.

    I do not recall myself replying with that though for many years now (I do not hang out on IRC though).

    In fact I do not recall myself with a RTFM reply which does not point to a specific FM for many years now (7+ at least).

    It is not snobbish and snubbish to tell someone to RTFM. It is snobbish and snubbish to tell someone to RTFM without telling where to RTFM.

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  144. not a denier.. by tabooli · · Score: 0

    I'm not saying the snobbery doesn't exist, it certainly does, however the following document can be really useful when trying to get beyond it and get your question answered. http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html

  145. Linux User 'tude = Watered Down Unix User 'tude by Target+Practice · · Score: 1

    "While snobs can be encountered for just about any OS you care to name, the Linux snobs are particularly shrill."

    Hey, don't forget that Linux users are simply trying to emulate Unix users, so while we're shrill, we're a watered-down version of the Unix variety.

    I really don't find anything wrong with being told to check the FAQ, read the man pages, and the increasingly common "Google is your friend" response. It tells me that many people have had the same problems, and now there's answers. Of course, it's degrees more helpful if someone says the above and includes a link to the FAQ, the Google search, or the online documentation.

    What bugs the CRAP out of me is people who ask questions, and never write back to say a solution worked. I think that step in protocol is often passed.

    "Linux users need to understand that when disillusioned Windows users come to them asking for help with Linux, they effectively become representatives of Linux...ambassadors, if you will...and they need to behave accordingly."

    True... but what's accordingly? I expect most of us don't have Turret's syndrome, as the Linux "gurus" in the article did, but at the same time, I assume we're all too busy to fall on our faces over every question. I want to make it clear that in addition to saying "Google is your friend", or "Read the FAQ", there will inevitably be a link to a result, or to the FAQ. This is the difference between someone saying "I can't help you, get outta here" and "I can't help you, but here's someone who can".

    While I can see that some wouldn't like to read the entire documentation, it seems easier to do so than to have an entire stranger guess at your situation, what you expect as your end result, and to have that person sift through the documentation for you. Who knows if they understood what you want? When they respond, after many hours of research, with a completely different answer than what you need, and you tell them it's not what you wanted, I think they have every right to tell you to RTFM (with a link to TFM).

    So... expect cordiality, but please expect to do some work yourself.

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  146. Re:Linux sNOBs by Carik · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Why is there no "Flamebait, but good advice" tag?

  147. Re:Linux sNOBs by zip_000 · · Score: 1

    That sounds totally accurate... I'm new to Linux as well, and I've been trying to get just basic things to work and running into walls. My biggest obstacle so far is trying to get my crappy Dell a920 printer to work with Debian. I've read dozen's of walkthroughs, but to no avail. I have questions to ask, but in virtually every discussion board that I've come across, newbie questions are regularly ridiculed or just not answered. So far, I love Linux...except for when I have issues, because I know that when I have issues, chances are I won't be able to find help anywhere.

  148. Re:Hah, no kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So.. on one hand, OSS (not speaking for all projects since obviously many are much more professional than this one in particular) is great because its free/open/etc., but on the other hand, "how dare you" for even trying to do what suposedly others want you to do, which is install it and spread it around.

  149. It's All About Where You Are in Life by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    Oddly I think working in the computer industry bears some strong similarities to other aspects of life like maturity, politics, being or not being a parent. You can't relate to one side until you've been there and you can't relate to where you've been once you've crossed over to the other side. That pretty much sums it up.

    When I first started to work with PCs I came over from the Atari, Amiga and Macintosh worlds. I really only knew the GUI because I barely used the computer beyond just creating music, and working with graphics. I didn't use the CLI on the Amiga very much. I used some "TTP" apps on the Atari but only with GUI wrappers. And the Mac... well with the Mac I just primarily focused on my creative work and had NO inkling of the underlying aspects of the system. (We're talking Mac OS 7 and later here)

    Then I graduated from college and needed to get my own computer. I couldn't afford a Mac since even with student discounts a decent Mac was still $4000 and that didn't include all the software I wanted. Instead I spent $4000 on the parts to build my own DOS 6.22/Windows 3.1 PC, all the software I wanted and more and a few peripherals too. I did it because it was cheaper. But it hamstrung me in terms of being cretive because I was spending more time trying to get the system working right since there were driver and software conflicts out the wazoo.

    In fact I remember when I first put all the hardware together I was confounded about how I was supposed to format my HD. On all the other OSes (excepting the Amiga Workbench) I'd dealt with primarily, All I needed to do was turn the computer on, and the base GUI would load from ROM. Then I'd just point and click my way to a formatted drive. So I called the computer store and asked them where the formatting utility was in the BIOS. They seemed annoyed with my question. They said I needed to boot the OS to format the drive. OK... well how do I boot the OS if it isn't in the ROM? Is my ROM bad? So the guy walked me through booting my DOS setup disks. Then I finally "got it" and I was on my way. But it seemed so archaic compared to what I was used to. No GUI to format and I also had to consider this new concept of partitioning...

    So now here I am twelve years later. I'm a Unix admin where I work, a pure Linux user at home and I still have a foot in the Windows world thanks to work. But now that I'm on "the other side" I find it much harder to relate to users. This is odd because I used to be great at relating to users. I remember when I first started out that I could explain very clearly any software on the Windows platform to a user and they'd usually "get it". I was told many times how "friendly" and "accessible" I was. A lot of people commented on how I could make all this stuff make sense to them. Today, it's a lot harder for me. Part of it is because in order to communicate effetively the concepts that you use on a computer, you really need to speak a different language. And that language confounds users. If I take a step back and translate, "the close window widget" to "The 'X' in the upper right that closes a window" I find myself being annoyed at having to do that for a user. It's needless if they'd just come around to my way of thinking. And therein lies the problem.

    Just like being a parent changes certain things and there is no way to relate those changes to a non-parent without them feeling like you're insulting them. They assume that when you say, "having a kid really made my life complete" that you're implying to them, "your life sucks because you don't have a kid yet but just you wait until you do you worthless whipper snapper". When that's not really the case. On the other hand when someone who isn't a parent makes an off color joke about children or babies to someone who might be a "normal" parent (I'm not. ;P) the parent might take great offense because they can only picture their own child as the butt of the joke. It's the same with where you are in your understandin

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  150. It's the luck of the draw by cs668 · · Score: 1

    Like any population there are assholes and nice folks. It's who you get.

    I've seen people in the Open Source community answer questions that would have had me saying "go buy a book". Particularly the PostgreSQL folks. I have watched them answer basic SQL questions that really don't belong on the lists where they are posted again and again - some of those guys are saints.

    Basically, 3% ruin it for the other 97%.

    Guess that's just life:-)

  151. Speaking As A Linux Snob by Makarakalax · · Score: 1

    I develop a few projects, most notably amaroK. And can attest to the truth in the f***ing summary.

    The thing is, popular projects get a lot of questions thrown at them, we have 200 people in our irc channel at any time. We're usually very good at handling questions and being nice, but the constant barrage can get you down, especially when you've had the same question asked 50 times that day, and perhaps you had a bad day at work too.

    You know how it can get.

    I understand a user's frustration. They want to like your product, and your documentation is sub-standard, and your program buggy (it's open source after all), so you decide to ask a developer.

    But this is the error! Try not to ask the developer. Every OSS project has a number of lurkers who know the devels and project well, but tend to not develop just hang around and help with misc. tasks, one of which is user-support.

    Ask those guys, you'll generally get a much nicer response.

    I know this is a probably obvious and cliched comment, but OSS is not commercial software, you can't exactly expect the same kind of responses to things like requests for support.

    1. Re:Speaking As A Linux Snob by dingosatemybaby · · Score: 1

      "...I know this is a probably obvious and cliched comment, but OSS is not commercial software, you can't exactly expect the same kind of responses to things like requests for support..."

      Fair enough. As long as those same people who bite the head of a newbie asking the 51st stupid question of the day dont then turn around and whine because Linux hasn't replaced Windows in the homes and corporate desktops of the world.

      Honestly if I have knowledge on a given subject, i either want to share it or I dont. If I do share my knowledge, I have to accept that Im going to get deluged with stupid questions. If doing so pisses me off to the point of being an ass, then maybe I should go do something else in my spare time.

    2. Re:Speaking As A Linux Snob by Makarakalax · · Score: 1
      Honestly if I have knowledge on a given subject, i either want to share it or I dont. If I do share my knowledge, I have to accept that Im going to get deluged with stupid questions. If doing so pisses me off to the point of being an ass, then maybe I should go do something else in my spare time.


      You can choose to share something but still be human enough to be unable to be a nice person all the time, every day.

      And again, getting angry at one in 50 people doesn't make anyone a hypocrite for wanting Linux to be more successful.

      But you are right if that person is always arrogant etc. and there are plenty of Linux users and developers like that, and yeah they suck. But Windows has it's fair share too, prolly less of a percentage as the real technical geeky types prefer Linux for obvious reasons, and they often like to get a buzz out of feeling superior. I'm ashamed to admit. And also Linux software generally requires more reading of documentation, and frustration to get working (not all, but enough of it), so there's more opportunity for them to snub the n00bs.
  152. Because of RTFM each user must reinvent the wheel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem with the RTFM responce is that the community doesn't learn as a community. Each user is fragmented from the community in terms of learning. When someone has a problem they are to in no polite terms to RTFM. While the answer may be in there somewhere it doesn't help the user as they are asking most likely because they have looked for the answer and were unable to find it. As a result they are either left out in the cold to wither and die (return to Windows), or they must experiemnt make mistakes and reinvent the wheel. By not helping new users we in the community are hurting ourselves in terms of user base and rate of developement. Even really talented indiviuals get stuck on a problem from time to time and I must wonder how many of these talented people have be turned off by the countless RTFM assholes out there. If you don't know the answer or don't have time to find the answer then say so in a polite way.

  153. Re:Linux sNOBs by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Informative
    "As far as mailman on Debian is concerned a person who has..."

    I've not personally tried Debian, but, I have heard the community there isn't exactly 'newbie friendly'.

    I've tried RH back in the day, and Slackware was my first Linux try, back in the early 90's. I've found so far, the most friendly to newbs distro, is probably Gentoo. The forums are a great place to look for info, and also easy to get even easy questions answered. The community seems pretty tolerant of questions that 'have been asked before'.

    I've never had much a problem finding help with any distro I've tried in the past tho...but, then again, I learned early on, to start a USENET post with something like "OK, I've tried, this, this, this and this...and am still stuck, does anyone have any links or suggestions?" Just to show that I've tried on my own and am now stuck. That usually got a good response. I also used to be more active in USENET groups....if people see you posting to help others, they'd more likely be willing to help you.

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  154. It's not always the case by DarkNemesis618 · · Score: 1
    I'm a relative noob when it comes to Linux, so I tend to run into snags quite often, I am getting better though. Often times I go to LinuxQuestions.org. While I have been snubbed on occasion on forums, alot of times the responses I receive are quick, helpful, and normally kindly worded and/or sympathetic to my problem. While this is not always the case, it's' nice to know people who are fluent in Linux are willing to help.

    Unfortunately the people who are jerks to the noobs give a bad taste to those who aren't sure whether or not to leave Windows and make the switch...often enough, too many responses from the snobs could cause the person thinking of switching to just give up and stay with Windows. It's people like the jerks who make Linux almost as bad as Microsoft in the support area. "Oh, my distro and config works, yours doesn't? Well it's obviously on your side so don't waste our time cause we can't help you."

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  155. Mac noobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mac users are happy to answer noob questions. ... But maybe that's because there's so few questions compared to windows/*nix.

    1. Re:Mac noobs by Horatio_Hellpop · · Score: 1

      Or, there's so few noobs to start with.

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  156. Empirical Evidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, based on my own experiences, the barriers for Linux adoption are the same ones that have always been around, but just to a lesser extent: People like to stick what they're familiar with, especially when they've learned through experience with other products that "new" is hardly ever "improved". It's human nature to support the status quo.

    If Windows has the applications that they're familiar with, and it works with the hardware they have, then they aren't going to look elsewhere - unless they feel they're getting screwed by the PC maker. Then they'll just change vendors. But since Microsoft controls all major OEMs with punitive pricing, what they get will always be running Windows.

    The first question people ask is always: Will it run [popular software name]? Followed by: Will it work with [popular hardware device]? Manuals? Come on, no one ever reads them. Not that I was in the habit of doing it, but I don't recommend they RTFM, because the manuals are non-existant most of the time. I don't even tell them to use 'help' features, because those are generally unhelpful, and written for 5-year-olds.

  157. Re:Linux sNOBs by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    Just because someone hasn't gone out of their way to solve your problem for you doesn't make them an asshole.

    The guy went on the IRC channel and said "I've read the documentation and I don't understand it". It is highly likely that given his lack of understanding talking him through fixing his problem is going to take a long time and be a very frustrating process.

    I have dealt with people professionally who want to do things they have absolutley no understanding of and it's a long drawn out painful task, I can see why no one would want to go through this if they aren't getting paid.

    The guy already has his answer on what he can do next from his own question, he can identify which bits of the documentation he doesn't understand, research the area on Google and experiment until he does understand it, yes that is probably going to take a while but why should anyone expect other people to give up their time for your problem if you aren't willing to give up your own time for the problem ?

  158. +5 Right on the Money Nail on the Head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for saying it.

    Maybe Linux firms need to offer something like an MVP, trying to entice people to give up hours of free support in the hopes of being randomly selected.

  159. Re:Well, at least Linux is more secure. by Swanktastic · · Score: 1

    Time and time again, I've seen a coin land heads up. That does not mean there is a bias for that coin to land heads up.

    Perhaps you're suffering from selective memory? Don't worry... it happens to all of us- we only remember information that confirms our biases.

  160. Not me! by Clinton · · Score: 0

    I'm not arrogant. Now get your damn Windows laptop out of my face!

    DISCLAIMER: I would never say that to my Mom.

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  161. Re:Hah, no kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When your time to be a man will come and you will have to do the unspeakable with some woman sad enough to let you touch her, what will you be doing then? Will you go into some IRC channel and ask for help? And then bitch on Slashdot that you got pissed on? You fucking whiners I hate you all. STOP FUCKING WHINING AND START DOING SHIT FOR YOURLSELVES!

  162. Troll? Wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Moderators, do your job properly. Parent is hardly a troll, just because one of the repliers disagrees with parent doesn't mean you should mod it way down. Sort it out.

  163. RTFM. by txz · · Score: 1

    RTFM = Return to freaking Microsoft

  164. Different Worlds, Different Users by Prototerm · · Score: 1

    The problem, I think, is that there are two groups of Linux users, and they have different expectations as well as different definitions for "ease of use". The more traditional Linux user defines "ease of use" as "what is the best way to get this job done". To this user, the only thing a GUI is good for is to bring up multiple command line windows on screen at the same time.

    The other group of users includes most of the people just starting out with Linux. To this group, "ease of use" means "how can I get this job done with the least effort, and the least amount of training". Almost by definition, this precludes using the command line at all. To this group, even using the "man" pages is painful, as they often bring up more questions than answers. These people are known to declare "I don't want to be a programmer -- I just want to get my work done."

    So, you have two groups that don't speak the same language, and who find the other's point of view very frustrating. The potential here for friction is so great, that I'm surprised it hasn't resulted in major flame wars.

    To the first group, it's easier to type a line of arcane commands into a shell. For the second group, it's easier to follow a twisted maze of GUI menus and dialog boxes. Each side thinks the other is just plain nuts for doing it their way.

    Each side needs to understand that this cultural gap exists, and be more understanding when asking or answering questions. Both sides need to change.

    Is Linux ready for the desktop? Absolutely. Is the Linux *community* ready for the desktop? Absolutely not. I gave my wife, who had never used a computer before in her life, a laptop loaded with Suse 10. She had no problem with any of it. Of course, she had me to come to with questions or problems. Heaven help her if she had to find an answer from IRC. A little patience and a kind word makes all the difference.

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  165. Firefox snobs by bilbravo · · Score: 1

    I had a similar experience dealing with Firefox. I was trying to install some extensions, and I kept getting a vague bar at the top of my browser saying that I was not allowing software to be installed, and to fix the problem by checking the option in Settings. Really descriptive.

    So apparently the option used to be there. I discovered this by joining the firefox support IRC channel, and asking. One guy (I forget his name) was very helpful and let me know about the hidden config menu. I made a comment about it not being very intuitive, seeing as the pop-up bar told me to look for an option that no longer existed. I fully understand why it may have been removed, but either it needs to be there--or the pop-up needs to change it's message.

    Well, another individual chimed in about it being removed for a reason, and a very good reason, and blah blah blah. Well, I don't disagree... but that doesn't change the fact that it's NOT INTUITIVE! Cheers to the fellow who helped out, jeers to the "snobs" out there.

  166. There's a simple reason for the snobbish attitude by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Back in the days, when linux was young and new (read: 92ish), you couldn't even RTFM. There was no FM. We waded through source (and thiiiiis high was the snow. And we had to go uphill. BOTH WAYS. Without shoes!).

    Linux was a system for people With The Clue (tm). Without, you were doomed. You had to know more about TCP/IP than that it isn't the Chinese Secret Service to get it working. We turned bitter and jaded, but at the same time, we became really good at what we're doing. We were happy in our little world, flying up on cloud number 9 and look down at the barbarians and illiterates using Windows, who have no clue and get heart attacks when an illegal instruction is encountered and they wonder if the special forces are gonna break down their door for doing something illegal.

    Of course, with Windows we could have done the same. In less time. Well, not really, but it was mostly dick waving and about feeling better. Hey, we have The Clue! You, little peon, cannot even THINK about running Linux.

    Now, Linux has matured. It grew. vi isn't anymore THE editor. No, neither is emacs, you misguided emacs followers! It's some notepad-ish thingamajig that runs on X. Imagine! Needing X! What decent program dares to refuse running on shell?

    Along comes newbie bob. He's seen Linux, he thinks it doesn't look that bad and he decides to give it a shot. A barbarian invading our sacred halls. And he is asking those questions. You know, THOSE. THOSE questions that you've heard a million times before. Those questions that you simply know he will find if he only typed something cryptic (but completely logical for you) into google. Fu.., are you too stupid to google?

    Nope. He just doesn't even know what to look for. And, worse, he can't "read" the answer.

    The problem lies on both sides of the trench. The old masters and gurus get tired, being asked the same questions over and over, from people who don't even bother looking stuff up and if, don't understand and want EVERYTHING right NOW and WITHOUT wasting a moment to learn. Of course, if you happen to be someone who wants to learn and are unlucky enough to ask the very same question, you will be lumped into the same pot and get a "RTFM, moron".

    On the other side are the clueless people who just heard that Linux is Oh So Cool, that you can do "stuff" you can't do with Windows, and who want to do it too. Unfortunately, they're looking for the fast pass. No learning, no understanding, I want a button to click! And the number will rise with the advent of DRM and the promise that Linux might cure this disease.

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  167. Try Ubuntu Forums by benjamin_pont · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But first do some research...learn the basics...there's only about a million books on the subject and reams of good, free info online to educate yourself.

    Test out a distro or three on an older system you don't mind making mistakes on, then, after you gain a certain level of knowledge and experience, you can ask more intelligent questions of the community. But of course, you're going to run into the occasional idiot, so matter what the point of interest is. Linux doesn't own the market on arrogance and rudeness, unfortunately, that attitude pervades a lot of computer culture in general, since some very skilled and knowledgable computer geeks have no other life and it's the only authority they have and they weld it ruthlessly sometimes. Pity these folks...it's easy to be rude while you're hiding behind a keyboard in your Mom's basement.

    1. Re:Try Ubuntu Forums by bilbravo · · Score: 1

      "Pity these folks...it's easy to be rude while you're hiding behind a keyboard in your Mom's basement." QFT

  168. So many choices... by LinuxRulz · · Score: 1

    The problem isn't entirely the fault of the Linux community. What I mean is that as GNU/Linux software is often independant, not all coders give support to their software. Tech support is (often) a boring job. Most developper don't have time/will to spend time on support. And users often tend to ask questions to developpers when they only address they can find in their quest for support is the coder's e-mail. Asking a good question to the wrong people does give discouraging answers. So we need independent projects to give support.

  169. This is nice to see... by PenguinBoyDave · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Others on the list agreeing with the posting. This is a problem I have heard over and over and over again from people who tried Linux, but when they went to their local LUG they were told to RTFM and to google it before asking questions (oh...and mention that you are trying to find the answer in Google usually fends off another flame from someone.

    I sat nex to a woman on the plane the other day who had tried to get Linux running (she was successful in getting it installed but she wanted to get Apache up and running (I know...a simple task) and get a streaming media server going for her music and movies. After much grief from the LUG she said "Screw Linux" and bought W2K3 Standard server, two clicks of a mouse later she has a streaming media server.

    I switched from Linux to Mac at home because, well, Mac just works...and it works well. At my office I no longer use Linux...I use Windows XP because it is the corporate standard...and I don't have much of a choice. The funny thing is, we were on the verge of switching to a Linux desktop in myu department (development) but when the GIS desktop management people got hooked up with their local lugs and were greeted with the same love described by the article and by a few people here, they said "at least Microsft does't tell me to read the fine manual or talk down to me like I'm an idiot. I had my fair share of run-ins with the snobs referred to here, and to be sure, MANY that I know are not snobs and in fact are more than willing to help because they want others to learn and see the value in Linux.

    Frankly, I'm over the Linux thing (but I can't change my login name to MacBoyDave). I've been a Linux guy since 1997 and since I boought my first Mac, I've bought two more. I still use Firefox and Thunderbird, To be sure though, I'll never recommend Linux as a desktop to anyone again. I said it at a LUG meeting (and was told to leave) and I'll say it again (and earn the troll mod, I'm sure)...Linux people are their own worst enemy.

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    1. Re:This is nice to see... by corrosive_nf · · Score: 1

      But of course they won't admit it. All they will do is blame Microsoft and bemoan the stupid populous for not getting why they love linux. Hey, I dont give a shit about linux for the sheer fact that my wireless card won't work and everyone says, google for help. Well then WTF are you guys doing on the support forums? If you dont want to answer questions, then say so.

    2. Re:This is nice to see... by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1
      This is a problem I have heard over and over and over again from people who tried Linux, but when they went to their local LUG they were told to RTFM and to google it before asking questions (oh...and mention that you are trying to find the answer in Google usually fends off another flame from someone.

      Unfortunately, (currently) to be a Linux user, you do need to be able to RTFM and google. You can't function as a Linux user without it. Most people do not want to use a device that requires reading documentation before attempting to use a feature. The sad truth is that there's no point in encouraging new users to adopt Linux if they aren't willing to exert that step.

      This is why I currently believe Linux is not a viable replacement for Windoze. I hate the Linux assholes who think otherwise; they lack the ability to see the obvious. I think Linux at this point is a desirable desktop replacement to most business environments. But that is because large business usually had computer support staff, and most of the troublesome applications on Linux are obscure in nature. But Linux desktop adoption is an if, not a when. The fact that you need to do more thinking and reading to run a Linux desktop will make it alien to managers. When given a choice, management usually will choose to avoid the unknown. There's not enough of a fiscal payoff to go Linux. The Microsoft tax ensures Linux users will pay, unless they build their own machines.

      To the religious idiots out there, give it up. Linux is not going to become a mainstream desktop. You need to encourage users unsuited to the platform. There are many commercial and social forces that make it unlikely. And yes, you do more harm than good. Also, evangelists, stop exhorting Linux users to be more user supportive. You're sending out people unsuited to do customer support/sales.

      Its been a while since I've been to NYLUG, but for the years I was there, I never experience people who were rude when someone came up to them with questions, even rudimentary ones. Never anything like what has been described here. I'd suggest if LUGs are really interested in promoting Linux, the leadership should take a little time on a regular basis to lecture members on what behavior is intolerable and the value of going beyond the RTFM advice.

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    3. Re:This is nice to see... by PenguinBoyDave · · Score: 1

      "There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM and AT&T and DuPont, Dow, General Electric, and Exxon"

      Hey...don't forget Hooters!

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  170. Always been striking to me by smchris · · Score: 1


    As someone who moved from five years with one fringe OS (OS/2) to linux in 2001, the contrast was impressive.

    It could be maturity. Toward the end of OS/2's life cycle one survey had the typical OS/2 user pegged as a 45 year old Russian.

    It's also true that documentation and support aren't exactly the sexy parts of a project.

    But I've always wondered whether it is an element of the open source process. You're getting the creator's treasure for free. The least you can do is be "worthy" to receive it. Unfortunately, a counterproductive attitude.

  171. Mod Parent Up +5 Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL

    I would've said "losing my virginity" was my most memorable college experience but if you consider a Linux install to be your most memorable then you probably are correct.

  172. Your Sig by MaxQuordlepleen · · Score: 1

    Completely OT, but regarding your sig:

    The question of randomness, and the existence / non-existence of God has absolutely no bearing on the truthfulness of "Ancient Writings". Contemporary writings to an event are empirical evidence of a kind, but you have to weigh them critically against other contemporary accounts, think about the biases of the author and audience, etc. This is something that most people who take the Bible literally fail to do, ie think critically about what they are reading.

    It is perfectly conceivable to me that God exists and yet no human being knows a thing about the true nature of God. Which would render all those "Ancient Writings" into the category of bullshit people made up, while still not invalidating the existence of God.

    1. Re:Your Sig by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      Yes, those who take the Bible "literally" fail to think critically about what they are reading. The people who say there is no evidence of God also fail to think critically about what they are reading when they encounter such texts, if they bother to read them at all.

      There are two types of truthfulness: 1. Truth as opposed to falseness. 2. The intent to tell the truth as opposed to telling a lie or telling a fictional account. Neither are binary quantities.

      The existence of God has every bearing of truthfulness #1 of ancient texts that talk about any given God or godlike thing or person.

      If true randomness does not exist, if everything that exists contains some level of information, or to put it another way, if possessing information is a prerequisite for existence, then that somehow fulfils my definition of "God".

      On the other hand, if "true randomness" can be proven to exist and account for something we consider "good", that would be something like strong evidence that any "God" truly is not worthy of such a title.

      In Stargate SG-1, the Go'uld quickly fail the test for Godhood. The Origen have a stronger claim, but still rather faint in the overall scheme of things. It seems to me that the Ancients possess some elements of Godhood that the Origen lack, but they are just as faint.

    2. Re:Your Sig by MaxQuordlepleen · · Score: 1

      Can you explain this statement?

      The existence of God has every bearing of truthfulness #1 of ancient texts that talk about any given God or godlike thing or person.

      I am not sure what you are trying to say, that ancient texts (which ones?) are "true" in some meaningful way? That there really is a vishnu, jehovah, allah, etc. out there and that the ancient authors had some "real" insight into its "true" nature?

    3. Re:Your Sig by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      There may or may not be something that answers to the names vishnu, jehovah, allah, etc. but then again there might be.

      On another level, there may be one God that doesn't mind what he's called as long as his followers are "clued in" to his properties.

      There is a system of thought that says when invoking God, you have to personalize him somehow. Further developing that thought, it is as if God was like radio waves and there are many different ways to build a radio to tune him in, but one way to build a radio won't work with one set of materials, but will with another. In essence, you have to match the radio plans (personalization of God) with the materials (the person).

  173. Re:Hah, no kidding by Wovel · · Score: 1

    The software is free, you sound like an Irate customer. It sounds like you joined the Linux/HA Developers channel and expected user support. I am not part of the Linux-HA team or even a user, but your behavior was clearly unreasonable.

  174. Very Noticable Void by kstatefan40 · · Score: 1

    I am a manager at PCMech [pcmech.com], and we recently published a very straightforward, windows-user-friendly install and transition guide for Ubuntu Linux. This guide has gotten thousands of hits in just a few weeks, and the author has gotten more than 100 responses to it. The reason it works is that the guide is not so technical that you have to be a linux user to install it. That's a big problem out there - guides assume you know what you are doing. We got one person who complained that he didn't try and build on the wiki, instead writing something of personal interest instead of helping the community. Really, what they are doing is *hurting* the community by not making such resources availible. The guides can be found here: http://www.pcmech.com/show//903/ [unbuntu install guide http://pcmech.com/show/os/917/ [windows to linux transition guide]

  175. Re:Hah, no kidding by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    +5 Informative ? Moderators please look at timecops posting history and web link and realise this is just a troll !

  176. Ubuntu Forums by spin2cool · · Score: 1

    One of the resaons that Ubuntu is so popular is that there is a large community of people willing to help on the Ubuntu Forums. From noobs to people setting up clusters, someone will be willing to help you. It's one of the distro's greatest strengths. http://ubuntuforums.org/

  177. It's all about target audience by ChronoFish · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates, whether you believe he is the anti-Christ or otherwise, has tremendous vision. No not technical vision - business vision. His goal was "A computer on every desktop" - and low and behold - here we are with a computer (or two or three) on(under, over) just about every desktop(laptop, palmtop) running one version of MS-Windows or another. It was his *arrogance* that lead to the current state we are in. Not in spite of it. The point being that arrogance by itself is not preventing Linux from enjoying wide spread adoptance. It IS vision that has stiffled the wide ranging exceptance. It is interesting that Linux has been able to really dominate the Web Server (and in many shops *Servers) and also has been able to conqure much of the imbedded world. Why is that? Because the those users are technically more adapt at picking the right OS for the job. Bill Gates vision has always been to target the lay person. Maybe a manager, maybe a teacher, maybe a construction worker - never assuming that they were computer savy. (Jobs had the same vision in terms of target, but not in terms of world domination. Jobs' vision was to create a brand that was synomsis with great design - which is what Apple is - along with price tags to match (at least traditionally) - and his assumption is that "if you design it (right) they will come" - and many do). Gates vision was not to get hung up on the design - just make it "good enough" - and figure out how to force people to use MS-Windows on their desktop. Competitor attracting a sizeable market? - copy them - buy them - assimilate them. It's all about his vision. But arrogance can certainly keep a technology down. Look at Perl - it's received wide-ranging adoption in the *nix world - especially for web-based scripting. Without a doubt that camp is the most arrogant in the history of computing. Where are they now? Being surpassed by PHP and MS-* despite being the de-facto web application language for so long. The PHP and MS* communities are just friendlier and the vision is to make those languages friendly, easy to use, and widely adopted. The Perl philosophy is that you should use it "because it's cool damn it" - but there is not concerted effort to bring it to wider audience - and therefore will not enjoy a wider audience. -CF

  178. I agree. by rspress · · Score: 1

    While I have never been snubbed, I have seen others get snubbed when asking simple questions. I do believe that newbies should do a little work on their own getting down the basics, the UNIX community could be more helpful.

    This also shows in what passes for documentation of some of the programs. It is always assumed that the person knows how to compile and install the program.....even when the program does something that is not normally done. I have always been able to figure out what the programmer did and I can compile and install 90 percent of the programs I find but I do feel for new users. They are missing some quite good software and maybe even a program that they could use where no other exists.

    However I must say that Windows users are even more snobby bunch. Some Windows users will harass anyone who does not uses Windows or anyone who thinks Windows is a crappy OS. Even when they are wrong on some of the facts about Windows they will think they are right and you are wrong just for taking a different view.

    I would rather ask a question or answer one from a UNIX user than a Windows user any say of the week.

  179. Right on the money by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

    If Linux, or any of the free OSes want to make it to the big time, the gurus have to learn to thinks like consultants.

    Question:How to I get XYZ running on Foobar Linux 1704030.54738?
    Answer:That's a most excellent question. In order to maximize utility and have an n-fold increase in productivity I highly recomend that you buy our services at $400/hour (Plus expenses). We're the leading provider of enterprise strength application knowledge and experience in XYZ.

    There's absolutly no reason to insult the noobs. Hit them between the eyes with an astonishingly large bill, yes, but never, ever, insult them.

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  180. a little analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If someone is lost, you can always tell them to go look at a map.

    However, only a human will be able to tell you the best road to take for each individual.

  181. Re:Linux sNOBs by clydemaxwell · · Score: 1

    Personally, I find the experience of asking questions of users who aren't in the immediate vicinity (i.e. face-to-face or telephone) to be far too time consuming for my level of impatience :P
    I just find another manual, or so forth. There's always more documentation! This is how I learned SUSE, Debian, Gentoo, RedHat/FC, as well as Exim, Xen, etc etc etc etc

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  182. There are two types of Linux users by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    Those who use Linux because Linux rules and those who use Linux because they need to get some work done.

    The first group, which make up most of the Linux developers, rarely seems to understand that, to the second group, the OS is merely a means to an end.

    I used to care about the underlying technology too, putting up with a lot of crap in order to get something working and tweaking my hardware/software on a daily basis.
    These days I keep my system minimal and working because I'd rather spend my time working or entertaining myself.

    It's the reason why many people use FrontPage (Linux zealots going "You can't say that word on slashdot!"). Not because it's so übercool, nor because it has unique features or because the HTML is so standards compliant. None of these are even remotely true. But because it just works.

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  183. oh yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live with a Linux, PHP, Mysgl, super techocratic snob. Anytime I run into a problem he has info to solve it that he could convey in less than a minute. Yet he make the whole situation so discomforting in the idea of him being bothered that I would rather be draged through a jungle of broken glass than ask for help.
    Common answer from him is "if you dont know there is no reason for me to tell you. I learned through research, why dont you do the same"

  184. Say what you will about Windows, but... by whatthef*ck · · Score: 1

    Windows is the only desktop OS that is not also a religion.

  185. Bash advice by infinityxi · · Score: 1

    and shared how his meeting with a number of Linux "pros" turned to a bash Windows, bash him and bash everything he said gathering.

    Bash is always a good starter for a shell. I don't see the problem here.

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  186. Baddest. Kernel. Ever. by m0llusk · · Score: 1

    Attitude is a big issue for Linux, in the Kernel. Linux is all about a big, messy kernel where all the high profile action takes place. Nearly everything gets shoved into the kernel, so the kernel is now this huge morass of tens of thousands of integrated features that takes way too long to compile and can make performance problems and bugs difficult to isolate. After coming from Windows, one look at this situation and FreeBSD seems like the Promised Land.

  187. I kinda like the way things are now, by Ponga · · Score: 1

    I mean, doesn't anyone feel the same way? It feels kinda good. No one says "...the elite masses of Windows users..." - Generally, that expression is reservered for the "elite few," as in, "...the elite few of Linux users..." - I like being apart of that group. If a person is a unaware, they will ramble on about some cool Windoze setup they have and then try to shine me on about asking what I have at home. When I say, "I don't run Windows" - the familiar confounded and confused reaction ensues, "...you don't run Windows??" they say. Actually, it gets me out of a lot of free troubleshooting! They will tell me about some problem and go on and on... then after thier problem description and eventual solicitation for advice/help.. I'll just say, "I don't run Windows! Sorry!" That excuse would no longer be valid if Linux were popular! So please, for the sake of many of us out here that don't want to bother with these clueless 1users... keep Linux SACRED!

  188. Re:Linux sNOBs by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    ...it's that I quite simply don't understand what it's telling me to do.

    Now there ya go. Unbreakable crypto.

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  189. Re:Hah, no kidding by manonthespoon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You answered your own question. People hit up IRC for answers because:

    "I want an answer now!"

    Not all IRC channels are created equal, but many of them are full of people who are really just interested showing off how much they know by "helping" other people.

    I think your average l33t kiddie's instinctual reaction to being asked a question to which he does not know the answer is to puff up and make himself appear bigger and more threatening. Admitting that they don't know the answer or aren't familiar with that kernel/server/programing language would be devastating for their fragile egos.

    Oh, and to summarize the article: People on IRC/Forums, cloaked in the anonynmity the internet provides, were rude to other people. What's the big deal? I've found this same elitist "RTFM, n00b!" attitude on every forum or public IRC channel i've spent much time on, and that includes windows, mac, and linux specific support forums and community sites.

  190. Re:Linux sNOBs by chill · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just because someone hasn't gone out of their way to solve your problem for you doesn't make them an asshole.

    No, but calling someone names or telling them to "you're not reading the docs" does. If you can't help, what gives you the right to berate, belittle and bitch? How about just NOT POSTING A REPLY?

    The concept is a twist on "If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all." In the context of support -- paid or free -- if you can't help, then don't post. For the record, saying "RTFM" isn't helping.

    The guy already has his answer on what he can do next from his own question, he can identify which bits of the documentation he doesn't understand, research the area on Google and experiment until he does understand it, yes that is probably going to take a while but why should anyone expect other people to give up their time for your problem if you aren't willing to give up your own time for the problem ?

    Right, now considering he does this, unless he pops back into said forum and answers his own question -- not gonna happen -- his information isn't documented anywhere. Thus, Google doesn't see it and can't be seen by doing online research. Sort of a Catch 22. The only things that are going to turn up in the research are the "RTFM" answers. Lots of help there.

    If someone actually gives a HELPFUL answer it helps not just the person asking the question, but anyone who takes the time to research it themselves.

    I've lost count of the number of useless "RTFM" and "did you Google on that" answers I've bumped into when researching an issue myself. One of the reasons that it takes so much effort to track something down by "researching" it yourself is wading thru all the self-righteous BS answers before finding the useful bit.

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  191. Reminds me of the early internet days by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    Many of you may remember the early days of the internet when hoardes of AOL users flooded into our world. It was ghastly to have swarms of new and frequently ignorant internet n00bs lacking manners flooding newsgroups with the same mindless questions and there was a brief push-back against AOL users. But the internet grew up and we all adapted, perhaps reluctantly in some cases.

    I'm sensing the same transition stress in OSS now. Hoardes of new Windows users jumping on to OSS like they just discovered the Promised Land. Many businesses trying OSS solutions without bothering to actually hire someone who knows what they're doing, throwing their MCSE's to the chat room wolves and sometimes it does get testy. They'll come barging in with a problem and expect the rest of the world to drop what they're doing and help, then disappear. Not helping others in turn, not contributing to the group discussions. Just showing up when they need a question answered but not feeling like they owe any other contribution. They want free support besides free software on their terms.

    So, yeah, sometimes the long time users do come off a little snobby but it's not always without cause. I can see the other side of this equation. If you're having a problem and are willing to pay for support you might find solutions happen faster.

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  192. Re:Linux sNOBs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, because a bunch of developers/Users who are all working on competing products with business models that require donations to stay afloat are really fucking smart.

    You are the type of douchebag that makes me talk down linux every chance I get. I keep you out of my workplace, and I keep you out of my home. It's this attitude that stops your ilk from ever really taking over.

    No C-level is ever going to support using your product if tthey are treated like this. Remember, its the C's who make the calls.

    Idiot. Get some business skills.

  193. it's not about linux snobs, it's about marketing by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

    The one question that should be asked here is, "Do you think that Windows advocates would be any politer or nicer if newbies were switching to their OS?"

    The answer is obviously: no. First of all, there are crazies in all bunches. Second of all, whenever you get advocates of anything together there tends to be a high degree of conformity with an accompanying low tolerance of heresy (this is a common problem with organized religion and pretty much explains why I'd rather die than live in Utah) .

    So the real difference is not "Windows advocates vs. Linux advocates". The real difference is the MS markets windows and regular Joes market linux. There is no company to high a marketing department to introduce the world to linux. Companies with a vested interest (like IBM) do their part on the fringes to advocate for Linux (and this is vital to its growing business acceptance) but in general if you want to switch to linux you talk to a random techie and not a marketing guy.

    Windows, on the other hand, has MS behind it to ensure continuity of message, polish, etc. If you're considering the merits of Windows you may end up on some forum with a bunch of MS advocates (and if you do you're experience will be no better than it is with Linux advocates, I'd wager) but you're more likely to get your information from people educated and paid to make sure you like the experience of getting the information.

    -stormin

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  194. UNIX once was a revolt against snobbery by Latent+Heat · · Score: 4, Informative
    I believe that the issue isn't Linux for FOSS as such but a lot of the culture and history behind UNIX. UNIX of course was as commercial a product as anything else, but Torvald, Stallman, and the rest of the FOSS community decided on patterning their offering after UNIX and hence inherited a lot of the cultural legacy.

    UNIX was in a way a revolt against the snobbery of the mainframe culture. UNIX was named in contrast with MULTICS -- MULTICS was this massive time-sharing mainframe OS coming out of MIT which was supposed to have all kinds of whizbang security and protection features. UNIX was to be the single-user (at least initially) "personal" counterpart to the time-sharing Borg hive of MULTICS. UNIX ran on a PDP 11 minicomputer while MULTICS required a ponderous Burroughs mainframe.

    The MS-DOS PC along with the Windows follow-on was a revolt against UNIX. UNIX had become the OS of choice for VAXen and had become the ossified mainframe OS of its day against which the PC was the revolt.

    I don't think you will have people who are complete noobs having any issues with a *nix -- people are perfectly happy with OS-X. The people you will have trouble with are the people who cut their teeth on DOS and later Windows, who have memories of what they went through in the VAX days, and any hint of inadvertent condensension from Linux gurus is enough to give them flashbacks of their old tormenters.

    1. Re:UNIX once was a revolt against snobbery by Glen+Ponda · · Score: 2, Insightful

      who have memories of what they went through in the VAX days

      All pleasant memories, for me: comprehensive, accessible online help for every aspect of the system, LSE (language sensitive editor), a powerful scripting environment (DCL), a reasonable mail client, powerful ACL on the filesystem. All packaged in green-screen goodness!

    2. Re:UNIX once was a revolt against snobbery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MULTICS ran on a Honeywell mainframe, NOT a Burroughs system.

    3. Re:UNIX once was a revolt against snobbery by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

      Hell, even old hands at Linux, such as myself, have had to face this sort of bullshit with respect to the "wrong" Linux distro. Witness this exchange discussing the use of Ubuntu on EPIA motherboards in an HTPC. I had had a specific problem with Ubuntu on EPIA and had had no luck finding an answer, so I asked:

      Me: [after describing the problem and what I had tried] So, how did they fix this? I need to know

      Gothmolly: Maybe because you insist on being a ubuntu fag^Wfanboy. Choose a real distro

      This then degraded into a flamefest involving my pointing out the multiple Slackware systems I've been running for years with no issues, and issuing some ... shall we say ... not too polite comments aobut the company this bastard keeps.

      The good news, though, was that someone else (thank you, orv) did have the answer and posted it.

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    4. Re:UNIX once was a revolt against snobbery by CagedBear · · Score: 1

      It's a good theory, but I've run into Linux snobs who are too young to remember any of that. I think it comes from the popularity that Windows has enjoyed. Prior to Windows 95, there was the same snobbery in the Microsoft world because the PC hadn't become mainstream yet.

      I think deep down some Linux hacks don't want it to become mainstream. We all get satisfaction by having a unique skill, but some folks simply can't live without it. You'll see them switching to other operating systems or obscure distros, not for technical reasons, but to remain in the minority. Hasn't this begun already?

    5. Re:UNIX once was a revolt against snobbery by jefe7777 · · Score: 1

      "I think deep down some Linux hacks don't want it to become mainstream."


      It's more then some. And it's not that they don't want linux to become mainstream. They just don't care if it goes mainstream.

    6. Re:UNIX once was a revolt against snobbery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I admit it that's me ;) The hobbyist value you know...

      The really bad thing about Linux becoming popular is that a lot of distributions have become more like Windows to try to gain converts. Everything menu driven, easier to use, automatic, bleh.

      I want to have to crank my computer up to make it work.

    7. Re:UNIX once was a revolt against snobbery by drxenos · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I remember VAX fonding, both from College and my first software job.

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  195. Re:Linux sNOBs by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    It doens't start off impolite, but when the same person comes back 20 times with the exact same question, its time to tell them to FOAD - and this applies equally to Windows users.

    Agreed that the questions in the article didn't merit an RTFM respomnse. If someone had asked me which desktop I prefered, I'd answer "It depends", and say why - I wouldn't say "go back to Windows". Ditto for the database question. Ditto for the distro question.

    However, for the "hwo do I start a daemon question" from someone who claims to have been in the I.T. industry for years, etc ... I would say "Look, you're just getting into Linux administration ... you really should pick up 'Linux in a Nutshell' and read it first. You may not understand it all when you read it, but after, when you ask a question, you'll have the context so that my answer will make sense. It shouldn't take more than an afternoon to skim over the basic commands. You'll save yourself a LOT of time."

    so, yes, if someone is going to be administering servers and has to ask how to start a daemon, they are clearly out of their depth and need to crack a book, so that they can at least get enough of the basics to do some simple administration. In that case, RTFM isn't just a valid response - its the safest for everyone.

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  197. Another possibility by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This shrillness may be attributed to a variety of causes, including social ineptitude, feelings of intellectual/moral/fiscal superority, attempted concealment of their own limited knowledge, etc., but there is just no excuse for this sort of behavior.

    There's another possibile explantion one should mention:

    I think the computer corallary to rule that "once you save someone's life they become your responsibility" is: "once you help someone with a computer-related problem, you become their IS guy". Perhaps this is what some of the gruffer responses are trying to prevent. Not that they couldn't be socially inept or smug on top of that.

    I'm not endorsing this behavior, just mentioning it . . .

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  198. Linux snobs. Indeed. by flexoffset · · Score: 1

    Yea. I have had more than one run-in with debates with Linux snobs. I my experience trying to deal with the hard core Linux cult, they are an angry, hostile bunch of people. The most vocal ones do the most damage to hurt Linux. I actually like Linux and have installed several distributions over the years on Mac and PC. It's a shame the hostile hard core Linux trolls take on such an arrogant air about themselves. If you've ever installed Linux to run Ardour, or other audio apps you'll know what I mean. There are SO many dependencies that must be installed in a certain order that you spend your entire time under the hood and never use the audio app you downloaded. And the documentation. Good grief!! There are so many variables to account for, so many shades of gray or "if this kernel version is running then go to this website for a tweak that (insert name) worked out, if you have this particular soundcard, (insert name here) has done a kernel tweak but in order to use the kernel tweak you must first blah, blah, blah"

  199. Re:Hah, no kidding by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

    I absolutely agree with this sentiment. That's why I use Gentoo Linux. I wasn't after the compilation Portgage system but rather the community. Look at the forums at the gentoo linux site. Not only do members help out quickly, they also have great documentation and they even write scripts for newbies. I got a lot of help to get my wireless working with ndiswrapper, and some guys started a script to get everything automated so other newbies did not have to bother with that stuff.

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  200. Stupid Debian geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A longish time ago (about 8 years) I asked around in my university's computer user's club about what this Debian thing is I keep bumping into. I never got a straight answer; the most memorable non-answer I got was:
    (Disheveled CS guy #1): "It makes your computer run better!"
    (Disheveled CS guy #2): "Guffaw! That's a good one!"

    So, it took me about 6 years after that before I installed it on my home box. Huzzah for Linux advocacy!

  201. Teaching methods by nsanders · · Score: 1

    Part of the problem is that the user wants the answer to his question. While the elitists want to teach the user to learn on his own. What makes me successful at my job is not what I know, but how well I can learn and adopt. Most Geeks try to teach this instead of simply answering the question. They won't tell you exactly what you need to know, but they will try to lead you in the direction to find it, and lots of other useful bits of information.

    But, there are some down right jerks who just get off on thinking they know it all. All I know, is that I have a lot more to learn everyday.

  202. Trolltech Support Snobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have experienced the same thing when my company started using Qt. Their documentation is excellent, but not perfect.

    Over the course of three years working with Qt 2 and 3 I only sent a few emails to Trolltech support. That was after having perused for hours over the forums and the rest of the web for some sort of answer. Every single time I emailed them I recieved what was basically a RTFM response.

    We were paying for that support, and they only ever actually helped me once. Every other time I just had to find some workaround on my own.

    I would have to say it's the Linux snob mentality over there, too, unfortunately.

  203. Re:Linux sNOBs by suso · · Score: 1

    After reading your "argument" that reporting news is equivalent to terrorism, what you consider "logical" seems to be rather different from the rest of us.

    Appearently not if of the 9 people who have come from slashdot today and voted on that article, there have been 6 "I agree", 3 "I don't care" and no "I disagree". I find that the people who agree with my comments on slashdot, don't reply to them. Those who take offense, are very vocal.

  204. linux snobs by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    I've been a newbie before.

    I'm now also an experienced linux user.

    in order to get help from the appropriate sources, you need to know how to tread.

    the first question any linux guy worth his salt will ask you is, "did you read the docs?"

    the climate is less of linux snobs and more of linux fishermen.

    give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime.

    linux newbies have a problem, they come to ask a question before turning to the docs.
    they want instant satisfaction. they don't want to be bothered in looking up the answer themselves.
    most of these people are not technical. they expect a technical person to come to their ignorant rescue.
    you can't blame the experienced users for a little disdain.

    that being said, how do you foster the adoption of linux to non-technical people?

    that is the real question.

    the OS just has to work. The documentation needs to be spot on. There needs to be a lay-person's version of the linux documentation.

    a non-technical distro on the surface but a finely tuned geek opus underneath.

    solution?

    ubuntu (not that I use it) but it just works.

    there should be a stock response in lieu of RTFM.

    such as: If you're not willing to read the docs, maybe you should try a less technical distro such as ubuntu.

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  205. Re:Linux sNOBs by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

    How did this get modded redundant? I'm not familiar with exim, but this "specify/document first" method seems like something that open source should adopt as a given.

    I'll get flamed for saying it, but the real reason peole snap at people asking reasonable questions is that often there are no reasonable answers when it comes to open source problems. I've been using linux for nearly 10years and the quality level is almost always very low compared to anything, let alone the cheerleaders' hype. Here's a clue: if it requires four obscure command-line options, manually installing more services and editing config files to do something that a Mac can do out of the box, it isn't really working, even if it is in the FM, which it generally really isn't. It isn't that this is occasionally the situation, but every single time you want to do the least little thing in linux it takes hours of fucking around because the application developers are just totally incompetent wankers with delusions of competence.

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  206. Maybe it's just Culture? by iluvitar · · Score: 1

    Although the article does bring up a valid point about non-obvious barriers to entry for linux, it also fails to mention that Linux (or any *nix) system has an inherently steeper learning curve than other operating systems like Windows or OSX.

    Add to that the fact that almost anybody you talk to that uses Linux would have had to, themselves, learn it on their own through reading docs, figuring stuff out through trial and error, or digging deeper into how things work etc. It's not to hard to see that self education as part of a well earned level of status.

    Often times, I feel that when you're forced to learn something on your own, you gain more than enough knowledge to be comfortable using that knowledge, as well as improving on that on a regular basis. Not limited only to computers, but to any field.

    If you teach somebody only the minimum required to do something, then you have to keep teaching them over and over (basically watching over them) if anything changes down the road. Whereas, if they're forced to learn it on their own, and then most probably have to learn the fundamentals and digg deeper into how to use those fundamentals to get what they want done, then when something changes, they will be able to figure out what to do without having to bother other people. Effectively teaching them how to fish instead of giving them a fish. Except that, with Linux, you get so many options on how to fish, what to fish, where to fish, with what to fish with, techniques of fishing, etc, that even trivial activities require more base knowledge to accomplish compared to something like Windows, because half the time, new users won't even know what they want.

    It seems so often these days, that many many people expect others to take the time to hold their hand through things that may or may not be trivial. Expecting quick answers to mundane questions that may have their answers easily available. People may find themselves bombarded with questions, and as a result start putting up personal barriers such as 'RTFM' to quickly get people off their back whether or not they're valid questions.

    Everybody likes exploring or making stuff but nobody likes offering free support. It's just unintersting and, at times, frustrating.

    If you're going to blame anything as a barrier to entry, it'd probably be safer to blame the fact that there will always be a clash between the culture of people spending extra effort learning things on their own, and the ones that aren't bothered to put in that effort themselves.

    And then you have the poor souls in the middle, that want to put in the time to learn, but can't seem to find the little help needed to get them on their way to self gratification. And either they get lucky and ask the right person in a generously helpful mood, or they get lucky and ask the wrong person in the grumpy morning getting a kick from 'reading the /. article on Linux Snobs, The Real Barriers to Entry' attitude because they woke up 3 hours earlier than normal this morning and couldn't go back to sleep, and just answer question after question with short simple answers that may contain a lot of information but don't really seem nice to a newbie.

    "I want to change some setting to this program."
    "Is there documentation that says how to do what you want?"
    "No."
    "Did you look?"
    "I can't find anything."
    "Do you know where to look?"
    "No."
    "That's why you can't find anything. Look for a README, or a /doc directory or INSTALL or something."
    "I think I found it."
    "Ok what does it say?"
    "I don't know how to read it."
    "Use a text editor, or 'cat' it, or 'more' it or something."
    "What text editor can I use?"
    "Try vim or emacs or pico or joe or something."
    "Ok I loaded vim. It didn't answer my question and now I don't know how to quit. How do I quit?"
    "colon q enter"
    "what? ahhh the file is going crazy. What's going on? I only did what you told me to do."
    "what did you do exactly?"
    "I t

  207. Re:I can speak from embarassment more than anythin by space_dude_27 · · Score: 1

    No sooner do I post the question than I find the answer myself since I never stopped looking for answers elsewhere. So then I am faced with the question: Should I attempt to retract my posting or should I reply to my own question with the solution?

    Do the latter! I wish more people would... that way, the next guy Googling for your problem will find your solution :-) I know what you mean about finding the answer yourself right after you ask for help tho (and not just on message boards either). Sod's Law is what I think it is ;-)
  208. Kwitcherbellyachin by Asklepius+M.D. · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Whew! It's getting a little warm in here! Let's take a collective breath here and realize that none of us are (personally) under attack. Then let's reread the article (RTFM). Okay, now that we're done hyperventilating, we can respond in an educated, enlightened fashion. The article makes a valid arguement that snobbish and impatient linux users can frighten off potential converts with unduly harsh responses. As mentioned ad nauseum in the replies above, newbies ask questions - often repetatively, and this can grate on the nerves of otherwise sane individuals who are just trying to help. This article isn't attacking us, it's pointing out that enough people have been scared off by poor attitudes that it's worth writing an article about (and apparently hits home enough to inspire some heated conversation here on slashdot.) None of us want to deter potential Linux users from trying our favorite OS, so let's look at some things we can do to mitigate a very real problem.

    Remember the old axiom "there are no stupid questions." A t-shirt I once saw added a disclaimer to this: "but there sure are a lot of inquisitive idiots". Both comments have elements of truth. Remember that most computer users don't know a CPU from a GUI and when you tell them to RTFM they glaze over and dream of a BLT on rye. Lesson number 1 is talk to newbies in newbie terms. We all hope that newbies will take time to learn the linux lexicon, but we have to keep in mind that most non-geeks only look for support when things go wrong. Even the geeks among us don't take the time to learn the technical terms for everything we come across. (Otherwise we'd all know how MDRTB differs from MRSA and how neither requires an EEG to assign an ICD9 code.)

    So, using language that newbies understand ("monitor?, you mean the lizard?") let's try to answer their questions directly. Sure, mention ways for them to search for solutions to their own problems, but directly answer the question as well. Does it really take more effort to type "127.0.0.1 is the number your computer uses to talk to itself" as opposed to "google TCP/IP and RTFM, hope that helps"? People tend to be more receptive to learning once they have fixed the broken thingamajig. If we find ourselves getting frustrated with the newbies, what makes "RTFM n00b, or SFTU" a better response than "you're asking the same question, please see above" or, better yet, not answering at all!? We are under no obligation to answer any question, so if we CHOOSE to answer, let's try to be a little more civil - else leave the "assistance" to somebody else. For those of you who will insist on protesting that they're annoying you on your #noobhelp irc channel: either place the offender on ignore without answering (leave the question to someone else), or, preferably, go to a different channel to discuss the history of Plan9 and how it's so much cooler than BeOS.

    Let's sum up today's lesson: 1) Newbies ask questions. 2) Newbies have never heard of man pages and don't know what /etc, /var/log, or man pages are. 3) Newbies know that their doohickey is broken and want it fixed. 4) Linux user /= geek. 5) If you can't contribute (civilly) directly to the noob's problem, STFU. They'll find google on their own if you don't say a word. 6) ANSWER THE QUESTION. If you feel you're being repetetive, post a FAQ on your home page and link to that. 7) If you went on the defensive after reading the article, then you qualify as a linux snob. Leave the "teaching" to those of us who said "oh no! people are being scared off!" and ran to the keyboard to type a calm and helpful response.

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  209. imperfect humans by codeconfused · · Score: 0

    But it's not just linux, many others OS's are on the same lists. But I do find that unix users seem to have the worst additude. Lets face it folks... all OS's are made by inperfect humans. Hence, they ALL have their good and bad points. Can't we all just get along and try and make the best OS a human can make ???? and stop slamming the other guys and learn from the it. Lets face it, since the begining of computers we have been taking idea's from other OS's and adding it too ours. Linux rocks, drop the additude and maybe it would go much farther

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  210. Re:it's not about linux snobs, it's about marketin by Mr_eX9 · · Score: 1

    If I had mod points I would mod this insightful.

    Microsoft probably has the best marketing people in the world working for them. Regardless of the quality of their products, they can sell them. *nix, generally speaking, does not have this luxury.

  211. Re:Linux sNOBs by qeveren · · Score: 1

    You are totally missing his point. The fact that he's not paying the other person completely justifies the other person's respone in, not just not 'going out of their way to solve his problem for him', but going through the effort of responding as a complete asshole?

    So you should never expect anyone to give up their free time to help you, but it's perfectly normal and acceptible for them to give up their free time to lash out needlessly at you. Got it.

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  212. Don't get me started. by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

    There's a LOT of snobbery out there. A lot of the time problems are deemed to be the user's fault for having the wrong hardware, not enough memory, not a fast enough processor, wrong kernel...I once got told in #cedega on freenode that I would need at least a gig of RAM to run Half-Life 2 on Linux; this is a game that comfortably runs under 384MB of ram under Windows. It's not Cedega's fault that it gives crappy performance, it's my fault for having an old PC.

    Then there's the RTFM thing...man pages are just about impenetrable, alright? They're a pain in the fucking ass. They do not give simple instructions, they give lists of command line switches. And TLDP is stupidly out of date. It still refers to kernel 2.2 for christ's sake.

    I'll give kudos to FreeBSD here, the handbook is very up to date and gives step by step handholding guides to just about everything, from how UNIX works to setting up a firewall using pf. There's not an answer I couldn't find in there. Compared to that, Linux's documentation is utterly terrible.

    As a whole, there's a dichotomy. You hear a lot about Linux on the desktop, but nobody wants to face facts and realise that the way things are isn't even near satisfactory. The UNIX filesystem layout is confusing to new users, but if someone raises this point there will inevitably be a stream of replies that it's far more logical than the Windows way of doing things (perish the thought that drives be given simple identifiers, like letters!) Being told you have to upgrade your hardware to use an OS which everyone says is faster and more reliable than what you have currently is ridiculous...nobody will go for that.

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  213. The same thing over and over again by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    First RTFM. It is not limited to linux or for that matter computers. When person A says to person B when A says "RTFM" he basically says, "I am tired off constantly helping everyone who can't be bothered to first try it for themselves forcing me to explain the same thing over and over and over again".

    Parents are very familiar with this feeling. The reason teachers are payed such a lot of money (HA!) is because they can put up with it.

    There are plenty of doctor jokes where the doctor fed up with constantly being asked for free medical advice gives a witty reply instead. Same with computer geeks replying to a request for free technical support with a counter request for free whatever-the-person-does-for-a-living.

    The point is that most of us are not your parents or teacher and are only willing to do so much hand-holding. Go past this limit and you will be told to take your questions elsewhere. Imagine someone on the street asked you for directions. You give them then the person asks you to repeat yourselve. How many times would you do it before you tell them to Read The Fucking Map? Congrats, your are an arrgogant RTFM asshole.

    Second The second part of the problem is the gap between the askers and the givers. It is most obvious in online games, FPS or MMO doesn't matter, where you can make a very safe bet someone will ask how to do something bloody obvious like how to reload your weapon.

    The problem here is simple, the asker can't apperently be bothered to check the options for the key configuration instead presuming that others will do the work for him. In itself not a problem. Except that you run into the same problem as with non-seeding torrenters. If 9 out of 10 people decide not to upload their torrent downloads then 1 out of 10 people will have to do all the uploading. It usually is 1 person who gets to answer all those stupid questions. Even if the question is genuine, the person may be new to games and unfamiliar with how to check wich key to press, it is rare for a "wich key do I press" person to then turn into an answer giver for other askers.

    Or to put it simply, most students can't be arsed to become teachers. This puts yet more strain on the few people willing to answer questions.

    Third

    Basic manners are often lacking. This may show my age but I have always been taught that the person who wants somebody is polite to the person they are requesting from. This includes a thank you after getting what you want.

    Offcourse the problem is that the irritation over impolite assholes may very well explode over a polite asker who just happens to ask at the wrong time.

    But the most important "error" made in the parent article

    Arrogance. Well I can certainly see arrogance being a problem BUT it is with the poster, not with the "linux crowd". Why? Well apperently he seems convinced the Linux crowd gives a fuck about his opinion. That is real arrogance. Imagine the following scenario.

    Player A: "What key do I press to reload"

    Player B: "RTFM"

    Player A: "You such an asshole I am not going to play this game".

    Player B-Z: "So?"

    Player A makes the arrogant mistake that anybody cares. This is very important, if you ask me directions am I arrogant for not giving a fuck wether you can find it or not? No.

    To many people presume that the rest of the world owns them something. It doesn't.

    A lot of people are willing to spend their own time helping others but that doesn't make it some kind of right you deserve.

    Conclusion

    When you are told to "RTFM" check wether the following may be true.

    • Check the "backlog". Has the same question been asked before or in extreme cases is the question being answered right now in the same chat channel while you are asking the question?
    • Are you asking in the right place? The raid chat channel for the leetest WoW dungeon is probably not the right place to ask how to attack.
    • Are you wasting time
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  214. Linux snobs? Sounds familiar. . . by PerlPunk · · Score: 1

    "Hi jackass, RTFM and stop wasting our time trying to help you children learn."

    For a long time this defined the culture on the newsgroup comp.lang.perl.misc I'll bet this had something to do with the creation of Python.

  215. Re:Hah, no kidding by absinthminded64 · · Score: 1

    It has proven helpful for me on a number of occasions over the years as well and I've even made good friends as a result of consulting an IRC channel for help.

    If a request for help seems more like a demand instead of general discussion then I ignore it too Linux or not.

    Can't speak "Tuttles" in these places and expect help!

  216. The real barriers & solutions by RecycledElectrons · · Score: 1

    The real barrier to Linux adoption is the BSA (business software alliance) that sues any high school that sets up a Linux lab. Microsoft recently announced that it was "dnagerous" to buy a PC without a licensed Microsoft OS.

    The real solution is to shoot the bastards, but we have a temprorary fix: http://www.knopper.net/

    Knoppix Linux allows us little people to demonstrate Linux to our students in (almost) complete safety. Microsoft and the BSA still get their protection money, and we get to boot off a DVD to demonstrate Linux. It recognized keychain drives, and saves your desktop settings to any decently sized secondary storage (e.g., 256mb keychain drive, CF card, or SD card.)

    I'm a college professor, and I'm handing out hundreds of Knoppix DVDs every week to local high schools to spread cpomuter literacy amoung out incoming freshmen.

    Andy Out!

  217. You newb. by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 0

    I installed UNIX off punch cards.

    On a 486.

    In 1993.

    /me eyeshifts.

    Don't you be judgin' me!

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  218. Apples and Oranges by Wovel · · Score: 1

    Comparing the support one receives on a $100 piece of software versus the response someone receives on a random forum for a free distribution if absurd. There are plenty of supported distros available for users who need it, and plenty of very helpful forums out there for people using the free distributions. It is unfortunate that some users ran into some bad apples. I am certain you could find similar examples if you went through random windows forums.

  219. News Flash: Dogs are mammals!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although both the article's author and you responders are seeing and describing some very real trees, nobody seems interested in figuring out if this little patch of reality is just a closet full of trees or part of a much larger forest.

    Pick an interest, any interest, about which you are fully ignorant but would like to become involved in. Find a forum somewhere on the web, or go to a gathering of its passionate adherents. Ask any question that is reasonably fair and simple for which the answer could be found if you only know where to look (which you don't, which is why you are asking). Repeat this innocent activity many times in any activity, and you'll notice that the ratio of arrogant/snob/jerk/meathead to patient/helpful types will be the same. That's just people, folks. Most are dumb tools, other are trying hard not to be dumb tools. Knowledge about Linux doesn't correlate heavily in favor of one type or the other. I think that the problem is one of a steep learning curve, which encourages the dillusion that it's the community that's the pain.

    Want to be loved and coddled by a community as a newbie? Find one that wants to sell you something. Those tools are the Apple store are soooooo nice compared to those Linux users/jerks.

  220. Ubuntu is Linux n00b Friendly by aquatone282 · · Score: 1

    I found the Ubuntu Absolute Beginner Talk forum friendly and helpful

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  221. Jerks exists, film at 11 by caffeination · · Score: 1
    FTA:
    Are newbie's now required to show greater grace, more patience and richer respect than those already in the community? I'm not sure that's a better way.

    Of course they are. Welcome to society. People are suspicious of newcomers. They're held to higher standards until the existing group becomes used to them. If you don't like it, you're free to cryogenically freeze yourself and wait and see if evolution removes these traits from the human psyche.

    So the point of all this is to say, although most people don't choose technology based on personality, often personality can influence important decisions such as business expenditures.

    Anyone allowing business decisions to be influenced by treatment they receive from a casual community of unpaid acquaintances is a dumbass and deserves to go out of business. Maybe if paid-for tech support told you to go RTFM, I'd be interested. Otherwise, you're just asking the wrong people.

    The right people, if anyone cares to know, are to be found at linuxquestions.org. That's the epicentre of Linux users helping each other. Nobody who isn't interested in helping will even read your post.

    One last thing: I'm getting a little sick of this obsession with amassing more users. This snobbery thing is an issue, absolutely. But not every issue has to be seen in terms of how it affects Linux adoption.

  222. And newbies are your best friend... by ndykman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously. Apple and yes even Microsoft (don't laugh!) has had lots of success in listening to non-technical users and trying to meet there needs. Both companies get users in front of software, ask them to use it, ask them questions, and learn from them. Now, they all fall short (it's hard to meet everybody's demands), but they know that the simplest questions can lead to great insights and opportunities.

    If a user can't figure out how to do something, that is a problem to be dealt with. The reason that MS is overhauling Office 2007 so radically is based on user feedback and studies. Granted, it may not work, but if it does, it will keep Office on top of the heap (and may lead to some interesting ideas in other applications). When a user has a hard time doing something, it is a chance to make something better, more effective, and maybe, just maybe, to learn something new.

    The problem is that too many open source projects seem to exist to reinforce one's view on what software should be and must be. So, negative feedback is just reinforcement that the developers "really get it", and that these "newbies" don't. After all, why bother making software anybody can use? If the cool people are using it, and want to join the club, what else do you want? How better to prove you are smarter, better, more of a hacker, whatever than to make people jump through hoops to provide they have what it takes.

    I think OS projects have done a good job in attracting coders and developers, but sometimes, it takes more than that to make a successful piece of software, and too many projects suffer from a myopic mindset of what makes a piece of software work or not.

    Finally, I think too many people have a overdeveloped sense of superiority from the mere fact that they use an a particular OS, browser, tool, etc. Sure, it's understandable, but meanwhile, there are tons of people that just want to do something at work or at home, and could care less if the software is open source or not, because it doesn't add any value for them. And until this mindset is address, the RTFM responses will continue.

    1. Re:And newbies are your best friend... by howlingmadhowie · · Score: 1

      it really depends on who the developer expects to use the software. when i'm writing software for mek, it's usually horribly badly documented and sometimes illogically constructed, just so i get the answer i need. if i expect the software will be used by friends then i start putting more elaborate notes into the code and explanations as to what i'm doing and why. at some stage i tend to get bored of doing so and let them figure it out for themselves. if someone came up to me however and said 'i'll give you 1000$ if you provide good documentation for your software' i'm sure i'd get very good at it, very quickly.

      howie

    2. Re:And newbies are your best friend... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously. Apple and yes even Microsoft has had lots of success in listening to non-technical users

      And what do you think why are they doing what they are doing? Exactly, because they get something in return: money.

      What does an OS developer get in return for babysitting a newbie? Money? Help? Praise? Hm, looks more like NOTHING AT ALL!

      So what is the secret to getting devs to talk to you? You simply demonstrate technical understanding, enough that you could become a developer youself. They'll help help you alright. Failing that, provide something else: offer to write documentation, translations, artwork, whatever you can do. Or simply offer money (or pizza and beer). Or if you're female, flash your tits. But DO NOT display the attitude that you "deserve" attention, because you don't.

    3. Re:And newbies are your best friend... by mclipsco · · Score: 1
      The reason that MS is overhauling Office 2007 so radically is based on user feedback and studies.

      I'll go a step further and say that the reason they are overhauling it so radically is to keep the book publishers and training companies in business! got a new version of Office? Need new training! Need new books! GEH! They cycle of Microsoft spinoff products never ends...

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    4. Re:And newbies are your best friend... by Josh+teh+Jenius · · Score: 1

      I think too many people have a overdeveloped sense of superiority from the mere fact that they use an a particular OS, browser, tool, etc

      This is something I will never understand. If I see you hammering a nail into a wall, I might suggest a drill and screw. You might appreciate the suggestion, or remain content with hammer and nail.

      Why would either response be stupid?

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    5. Re:And newbies are your best friend... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1
      There's nothing wrong in making software specifically for "power users" and not newbies. If you are trying to target both, there will always be a tradeoff - either it's sacrificing features important to one group for the sake of the other, or if it includes both, then the software itself becomes much more complex than it would be otherwise.

      Bearing that in mind, listening to non-techies is not always a good idea. It largely depends on what exactly you're trying to achieve. There's nothing wrong with an elitist approach to software design, as long as it is not advertised otherwise.

    6. Re:And newbies are your best friend... by just_another_sean · · Score: 1

      How better to prove you are smarter, better, more of a hacker, whatever than to make people jump through hoops to provide they have what it takes.

      For the most part I tend to agree with your post but I think you're generalizing software a little too much, especially the above statement.

      I mean for end user apps the idea of user friendly, even your grandma will think it's easy is a good idea. Even complex things like video editing or burning cds is probably worth making easy for everyone.

      But with servers and software meant to be used in business there is something to be said about "making people jump through hoops". Out of the box, instantly configured and already on servers/services have proven to be a terrible security risk and an embarrassment to MS in particular.

      Making a user read a manual or at least a quick start guide is a way of reinforcing the fact that if you are new at something you should take the time to understand it before you go diving right in. And if you do read the manual or guide or do a little digging but still get stuck there *are* people that are happy to help you at the point. You tried, you speak some of the terminology and are probably going to be comfortable and grateful for even a slightly vague but correct answer. You've made it a lot easier for someone to help you without explaining the wheel to you first at that point.

      I believe for the most part TFA and it's anecdotes are reflective of forums/discussions centering on software like apache*, the kernel*, database servers*, etc. Developers and even day to day admins and sysops in these forums probably do get tired of newbie questions and are slightly irritated by the fact that they spent a lot of time reading manuals, code and config files to get where they are now but others think they are entitled to demand it from them because they tried their software and had a problem with it.

      I'm not saying that the guys described in TFA aren't total dicks. They sound like they are. But the posts around TFA seem to have generated into a long series of "yeah I was trying to compile my kernel back in 97 and no one would tell me what a module was" posts.

      If someone in the Ubuntu or OO.org forums is acting this way towards new users asking questions then they are truly doing a diservice to the community. And even when a total n00b comes into a development forum for device independent foo drivers and asks where he can download his copy for Windows there is no reason to be rude. I can, however, imagine it sure is iritating... But, let's face it, there are a hell of a lot of forums, HOWTOs and doc sites for linux and OSS in general. They range from encyclopedic to horrible. But there are plenty to choose from. If answering a newbie question irritates you then just point them to the correct place to ask their question or find a ready answer. Politely.

      *not trying to say anything about any specific forum, official or otherwise

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    7. Re:And newbies are your best friend... by ndykman · · Score: 1

      Excellent points throughout. I didn't mean to generalize to most software projects, but it does seems that there are some cases it seems that the main point is to make a point.

      As for getting the same questions over and over, it seems that the best way to avoid that is to capture the information and find out how to get it to the people that need it. Sure, it take a bit of effort, but if it works, hopefully you can get less questions. And if it really was obvious and in the documentation, just ignore them and move on.

      I do understand the frustration, but it I think point to the need for developers and other contributors to OS projects to get compenstation for their efforts. If you get paid or some kind of real reward to explain how to use some software, dealing with newbie questions could become much more tolerable, instead of just another demand on your spare time.

  223. Mandatory Comment by moehoward · · Score: 2, Interesting


    I feel that I must make a comment on this story because is is so true. The reality of the Linux-snob mentality is far beyond what this story notes. Linux users are so into trashing MS for its arrogance, but their own arrogance is equivalent. Corporate arrogance or personal arrogance is still arrogance. It is childish, obvious, and sickening. I'm glad that a Slashdot editor had the balls to post the story.

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  224. Re:Hah, no kidding by iluvitar · · Score: 1

    More often than not, digging through archives of mailing lists for the product you're seeking help on produce an excellent answer. I find that almost any problem you encounter has always been encountered previously by somebody else, and probably a solution produced (unless it's obscure, then maybe you just find another unanswered question).

    I guess people just don't want to spend the time reading through mailing lists that most probably aren't indexed by a search engine like google, and just want an answer immediately so they can go back to playing Freecell.

  225. Re:Linux sNOBs by generic-man · · Score: 1

    Dell's printers are rebadged from other manufacturers. I searched Google for "dell a920 rebadged" and found that your printer is either a rebadged Lexmark X1150 or X1180. Unfortunately, linuxprinting.org has no record of either printer. Lexmark is something of a persona non grata among the Free Software set for invoking the dreaded DMCA to fight 3rd-party cartridge vendors, so even folks who would write printer drivers may stay away from Lexmark on principle. Sorry. :(

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  226. There is a certain amount of 3733t12t attitude when it comes to Linux. Its is warranted in many cases. People that spend 20 solid hours configuring an email server and compiling kernels and video card drivers deserve to have a bit of an attitude, and be defensive about their prized OS.

    Still the biggest problem with the adoption of Linux isn't snobby geeks. About once a year, I pick up the Linux flavour of the month (Ubuntu this time) and try it out. My questions, "Can I use it as a replacement of Windows? What benefits over Windows will it feature? What features am I getting that I can't find in Windows? How easy it is to install? Does it support naively all my hardware?"

    It is surprising that after 10 years of trying different flavours of Linux out, none have ever answered those basic questions. Mostly the problems I have had over the last 3 years is that it doesn't support my hardware properly. Currently Ubuntu has problems with some hardware in my current laptop. I can't change the laptop hardware, so I have to change the OS, back to Windows. Problems in the past have been, significant problems getting Internet to work on Linux, hardware support, installation fiascoes, ease of use, and general lack of appeal for most applications that start with G or have GNU in them.

    All told, what prevents people from adopting Linux is just a general sense of futility in the effort. Why should some newbie be forced to ask a comment board about how to learn to use Linux. An OS should be intuitive, period! My computer illiterate parents picked up on Windows XP quickly enough, without having to RTFM or post endless questions on comment boards. Heck, my father had Firefox 1.5 installed before I even knew it existed for release. He installed an ethernet card and set up his Cable Modem and Internet in 15 minutes when I couldn't get my ethernet card recognized in a Linux distro for 2 days before I had to modify some cryptic scripts after seeing some obscure message board comments.

    What Linux Gurus lord over Windows users is that they feel they know how to use a computer better because they spend hours tweaking it, writing scripts, compiling drivers and kernels, setting up email and web servers, spend most of their time with a blinking command prompt. I know one guy that got off on the fact he set up multiple servers on a single Linux based computer and could VPN between them. When he claims I am a mindless lemming for continuing to use Windows, I just smile and nod. Have fun with VPN'ing with yourself. Then he upgraded his Linux kernel, and spent 2 days rewriting scripts and recompiling this and that to get his self contained VPN system up and running, cursing Linux every step of the say. Yeah, I am a mindless lemming.

    Real computer users don't write scripts for hours, they just use the computer, period.

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  227. Yes, I can. by gentimjs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seen it. Had it said to me. I'm a 8+ year linux/unix user/admin but I must confess my m@d $k11lz with routing (think ospf and bgp) arent quite at the "routing god" level yet. Last year routing for my /28 got busted. One of the other admins (who knew more about routing) busted it. When I tried, and failed, to correct the problem I asked him for help. He said, and I quote; "Its a problem with ospf .. I'll leave this one as an exercise for the reader." .... after about six hours (im serious) of reading low-level crap at his advice which turned out to have nothing to do with routing, I finally found the problem and corrected it. He had made a typo.
    The whole time, the "RTFM" guy was in the same room trying not to laugh.
    Many of these people (admittedly, myself included) sometimes dont have the social sense NOT to tell people to RTFM right to thier face.... even fellow *nix users.

  228. Ignorant Eh... by GmAz · · Score: 0
    You know, the ball can swing the other way on ignorance too. All the linux diehards on /. all love to bash Microsoft up and down and up again, but the cold hard truth is that Windows is very successful. As for Mac users, I have spoken to a lot of Mac users in my school district (we used to buy only Macs, but went PC only about 3-4 years ago) and a lot of them say they like Windows much better. Others say they have a brand new Mac Mini or the new iMac at home and don't like it because it is different from what they used to have. And by that I mean they used to run an old Mac LC series with OS 7.5 or 8.0 on it. Just like a lot of Windows users, they live in ignorance of the true power of the OS in both Windows and Mac environments. When it comes to Linux, there is an emmerging young group of people that will try it and maybe even dual boot it, but people, being the creatures of habit we are, will continue to use Windows until it disappears; and that isn't happening soon.

    Have I tried Linux...yes. I am actually waiting for Ubuntu 6.06 to release in hopes the hardware in both my desktop and laptop will work. For some reason, when I install the drivers for my video card, the re-compiling of the kernel likes to get rid of my wireless card from the network settings. When I get the card back in, guess what, no support for WEP encryption and my video drivers took a crap. And don't even try to get ATI drivers to work. From what I hear, thats a nightmare in itself. As for my wifi showing up again, I then have to use WPA...but oh ya, if you want WPA, you have to put it in the OS manually. Any new user to Linux would look at that and just say, oh crap, I formatted my hard drive for this. Then he/she would shudder, cry and put his/her WinXP CD in the drive and continue with Windows. Oh ya, and good luck with finding out how to install your video card drivers, re-enable your Wifi adapter and figure out what WPA is. I am very proficient with Windows and can pretty much do whatever it is I need to do at any time. So when these issues arose for me, I was able to find the answer though it took some digging to find them all.

    People that buy the $400 desktop system from CompUSA will not know how to do this and will never do it.

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  229. Re:Linux sNOBs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hmmm... Your analogy is horrible.

    I expect that when the Ford owner goes back to the dealer to inquire why opening and closing the cupholder and glove compartment at the same time no longer ejects CDs (which is standard process on her version 0.23 F150), she's not told "RTFM! Go back to Dodge if you don't like it, n00b!"...even though it's plainly because when she recompiled "DriveForward.so" and replaced "DriveBackwards.so" to switch gears she forgot to throw the "--withSnarf=yes --CassettePlayer=no --threadedDrive=no" options to her configure script.

  230. The Linux Personality Lesson by Kent+Brewster · · Score: 1

    Most of the way through the article the author says the following:

    "So the point of all this is to say, although most people don't choose technology based on personality, often personality can influence important decisions such as business expenditures."

    Have to disagree strongly. Personality--how sexy is that iPod Nano, how cute is that Mini Cooper, how smart will you look running Linux--is the prime mover behind a huge number of technology purchases.

    Unfortunately, the personality lesson many people learn from installing Linux is this: if you get stuck, you will be made to feel very, very stupid, and--bonus!--your experience will remain online for others to boggle over forever.

  231. People like you rock. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    No sooner do I post the question than I find the answer myself since I never stopped looking for answers elsewhere. So then I am faced with the question: Should I attempt to retract my posting or should I reply to my own question with the solution? Most of the time, I decide to do the later. Even though it makes me seem like an idiot answering my own question, I am always hopeful that someone else asks the same question but doesn't find the answer on their own.

    From all of us using Google to solve our issues to people like you: "You rock."

    Honestly, there's nothing more frustrating than finding a post from someone who's had the EXACT SAME PROBLEM as you that was never answered. People who actually go back and tell their answer help the rest of us out a lot.

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    1. Re:People like you rock. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I completely agree. it is always good when you do a search with the error and find a solution which actually works... me, I'm just trying to get my new version of fedora core 5 working right and people doign this have really helped. I have encountered a bit of that "you're a n00b, fuck off" stuff, but mostly I'm so reckless that I just run ahead and change config files and the like and if it breaks it breaks. I am currently trying to get a blog down with all the problems which I have encountered and a step by step solution (I often find that the HOW-TOs make assumptions which don't always hold true (like they assume you'll know how to "echo" and what have you... mostly I feel that the OS community needs to look towards helping noobs because thats where support is won... My girlfriend knows very little about computers but I sat down with her and explained why open source is good (and what it is and how it differs)... This took and hour, and she got it. I wouldn't expect this level of effort put in from randoms on a froum but the whole "you get what you pay for" shit annoys me... if you like open source and want people to understand why it is good explain it to them because it's part of your hobby and you like to do nice things, if they feel they should be getting paid; join M$

  232. I was one heck of a lucky b@stard, it seems. by coralsaw · · Score: 1

    Here's my little story.

    - I haven't used Linux/Unix since 10 years ago
    - I tried to get my feet wet with Gentoo (yes, Gentoo!)
    - Nobody ever on the forum told me to go fuck myself
    - Nobody ever snubbed me even when I had to ask the most obvious questions
    - Same thing happened when I switched to Debian (for personal reasons)

    Perhaps I'm a lucky bastard. Or perhaps, that's because:

    a) I read the FAQs in each forum I subscribe too
    b) I try to search before I ask
    c) When I ask, I do it politely understanding that people don't get paid to help me

    What's so wrong with the above? The 3 above rules are dead simple and all over the place. Give me a fucking break...

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  233. Re:Linux sNOBs by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Which means not automatically giving the command line answer to obvious newbies when a perfectly good GUI tool solution exists for their disto."

    I have heard this argument before (and even used it when I was very new to Linux) however there are often many reasons to *not* use the GUI tool. First of all, if you are on the Apache mailing list asking about config info for httpd, how can you possibly expect the person *helping you* to be familiar with the distro you use and what GUI tools are available for that distro? And even if they *are* familiar with it, how do you know they even use the Desktop? None of the servers I administer even have X on them. Does that make me less qualified to help you? I think not. Secondly, I have seen many times where the GUI tool made such a mess out of the config files (and borked the entire part of the system you are trying to get running) that the *only* way to fix them was on the command line. Now while I agree with what you are saying in some respect, I dont think it is as cut-n-dry as you make it out to be. I do remember thanking a higher power for KPPP when I had to set up dial-up as a complete newb (circa 1998 or so). Often times just because there is a GUI tool for the job that doesn't make it the *right* tool for the job. That being said, a quick explanation of the command line you are asking someone to run is not asking for too much either.

  234. Not in my experience... by MrDrBob · · Score: 1

    I was an OSS newbie only a few years back, and I'm still entering new communities, but I don't think I've ever encountered such rudeness. I'm not sure if the article is wholly accurate or not, but all the people I've met have been nice and helpful. One thing which is lacking however, is documentation. There aren't many helpful "go here for help with _this_" notices, especially around IRC channels or with the larger software projects. Everybody has bad days, and if it weren't for the fact they're paid and would be out of a job otherwise, support employees from software companies such as Microsoft and Apple would probably yell at users regularly. The problem is that most users do not look at the documentation, and I think this is a problem on both sides: the users need to stop running to mummy for help, and the software projects need to make better and more readily-available help. One organisation I think is very good at helping newbies is Mozilla. The patience of some of the guys in IRC and on usenet astounds me, especially when pestered with repeat questions and accusations such as "FierFox is rubish because its got huge memmory leaks!1!".

    1. Re:Not in my experience... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it comes down to the community and their focus. I converse with very skilled kernel programmers at IBM, Red Hat, and SuSE on a regular basis. These are programmers who make their living programming OSS. They have been nothing but nice, attentive, and patient with any questions I have thrown at them. However, for task outside of my work, (such as customizing a desktop feature), I have received rude comments or suggestions to "just use [this] instead". By inlarge, people who know their stuff and have nothing to prove are the nicest to deal with. The "h4ck3r5" who want to prove something end up wearing their ignorance on their sleeves.

      BTW, liked your login name.

    2. Re:Not in my experience... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i have to agree with parent.. i've been using ubuntu for 2 years, and the people on their forums are wonderful..
      what they dont like however (what noone really likes) is answering the same question over and over again..

      this is why we have problem-solving tools like forum-searches and google! just google the problem that you're having and you'll almost certainly stumble upon some howto or wiki adressing your issue! This is the best hint for noobs.. (i consider myself noob) but i DO read the howtos/wikis/docs/manpages/whatever FIRST!!

      Then it's ok to go ask stupid questions!

      Kind Regards / Mark

  235. ndiswrapper by whimdot · · Score: 1

    OK, so I feel a little dirty for using ndiswrapper, but really, it's been around for a while and defaults your wireless ethernet to be called wlan0. Now guess what device name isn't recognised by the Fedora (redhat) network config tool. How hard is that to fix? Trivial; then why do I get the feeling it isn't going to be fixed any-time soon?

    I'm going to install the Nvidia binary driver just to spite them. You'll see.

  236. The best example I've seen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is the attitude here towards MySQL! Look in any topic about MySQL, and you'll see the amazing arrogant attitude many posters here have. They don't care that it works well and does everything you need. They only care about their preconceived notions.

    We moved a set of systems with 1.1 million total lines of C code and shell scripts used by over 4 million customers that runs on 20 servers from Oracle to MySQL starting seven years ago. While doing it, we converted from C to PHP. We have had zero problems with MySQL. Before that, we averaged (wild guess) four or five support calls to Oracle each year. We lost data several times with Oracle over the 15 years we used it. With MySQL the worst problem we've had is with mysqlcheck deleting a few rows after a server hardware crash. The MyISAM files are very simple and very robust. They just work.

    The same thing is also true to a lesser extent about PHP here. I've been flamed more times than I can remember when mentioning how well PHP has worked for us. We replaced 15 years of C code in two years with fewer programmers and with only 1/4 the code. I personally converted a 250k line accounting system that had no spec or manual to PHP, and I'm an EE and not a programmer. Most of the programs now have a web interface, but many also use a console interface to serial terminals or a GUI interface with PHP-GTK. PHP isn't perfect, but I'd rather have programs that work 99.9% than programs in C that are 100% but take 10 times as long and twice the number of programmers. I've programed in C for over 25 years and I love the language, but most companies just can't afford the time and money it takes to create software in C. PHP was a necessary compromise for us.

    Disclaimer: Since MySQL doesn't have foreign keys unless you use a non-standard file format (and even that was only recently), we have to do all of our date integrity checks in our PHP code. Often when we have a new programmer or a new complicated program we end-up having to delete data orphans or update ID #'s by hand. That's bad, but it's better than being out of business since we simply couldn't afford the 20 Oracle licenses and faster systems required to support Oracle. Once you get your code perfect, their lack is not a problem. Basically you invest money in better programmers rather than in more expensive databases. It's not perfect, but it works more than well enough for us.

  237. Re:Linux sNOBs by generic-man · · Score: 2, Informative

    LINUX HARDWARE FAQ

    Q. Does (new piece of hardware) work with Linux?
    A. No. Go write some drivers.

    MAC HARDWARE FAQ

    Q. Does (new piece of hardware) work with Mac OS X?
    A. No, but Mac OS X is kind of like UNIX, so go download the Linux drivers and get them to work.

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  238. Re:Hah, no kidding by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 1

    For those that don't know, timecop is a raw provider for the Naruto anime series from the Dattebayo translation group (http://yhbt.mine.nu/). The whole GNAA is a just an inside joke or something, or maybe he really is a GN.

    Not to say that being part of an anime translator group give you creditability, but at least he's not a troll.

  239. It wasn't always this way by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It didn't used to be this way. Back when I was the proverbial linux noob, I could count on Linux IRC channels and internet forums to basically be the most helpful places around. Yes, I had to RTFM before I could expect to get any help, but people were also pretty cognizant of when TFM was FU (useless), or when my question clearly went beyond what TFM covered. Compared to my experiences in just about any other venue -- in particular my ill-conceived ventures into gaming forums -- it was pleasant, helpful, and generally convinced me that Linux had some of the best tech support anywhere, for free.

    I think a lot of the attitude of the users came from the fact that Linux was hard to use and get running, and nobody got it running without a bit of a struggle on their own part and were thus sympathetic to others. Like you say, we were all newbs once. This is why I'm sympathetic myself to claims of people getting snubbed by Linux forum goers.

    Yet I'll admit that I'm also naturally sceptical, call it snobish if you will, just because it seems that half the time the person who is saying they're not getting the help they need is getting the help they need and only some of the responses are "RTFM idiot", or the person doesn't have and doesn't want to get necessary information and refuses to meet anyone halfway. A recent and extreme example was some guy who posted here crying about how he was treated on the Ubuntu forums. Now Ubuntu apparently borked his boot loader, which I have the deepest sympathies for. Yet after browsing the thread he posted to, I found out he was being a dick from the word go. He responded to every offer for help (usually requiring some action on his part, this not being a problem that just fixes itself) with sarcasm and "Why should I be expected to do/know that? Just fix my problem! 'Linux for humans' my ass!" and eventually people tired of this and he got told off, and these posts became his selected samples of why Linux users suck.

    Now, for the rest of the people who sincerely wanted help but got the finger instead, I don't know what to say. It didn't used to be that way. Personally I think it's a result of Linux's growing popularity. The user population has grown, so that a previously select population now obeys more general rules of humanity, i.e. most people are cockmongers -- see the afforementioned gaming forums for an example. Linux has gotten much easier to install and use, so some people have no problems at all, and some of these people are cockmongers, and thus they think anyone who did have a problem must be an idiot. Basically, because they never really had to fight their way out of newbie status, they don't have the perspective previous users did, and thus have disdain for any newbie who can't blindly stumble their way through.

    Or maybe it's the other way around. The users who used to be helpful, now being innundated with requests for help from the much larger linux community, some of the usual decent kind but of course a good number coming from cockmongers, they've become bitter, jaded, and yes snobish. That'd be a shame. Free software and Linux specifically are scaling wonderfully as a system and development model. Yet it is quite probable that the previously wonderful free support is not scaleable, and the failure mode is apparent snobbery.

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    1. Re:It wasn't always this way by hitmark · · Score: 1

      then there is stuff like getting the same question over and over (there is a reason why there is a manual that you get pointed to) and that for some reason, more and more windows people expect a wizard and a big, fold out, color, step by step guide for just about anything...

      hell. i have had experiences where a person i normaly think of as a knowlegable it user, comes and ask me about something. if i then point him to a website or similar that explains the prosess i get the response that its to much to read, and a question/reqest if i can read, parse and then spitt out a solution for him.

      sorry, im not in this for the money. if you want that kind of help, pay me by the hour. its like third world aid. give them a bowl of food each day and they will allways need you, teach them how to grow their own food and they hopefully will never need you help again.

      problem is, some people dont want to learn for some reason. ok, so there is a time issue. but often it seems like its pure lazyness or something.

      its not without reason that i feel most users out there would be happy with a glorified calculator/typewriter/game-console merger (with the odd mail, web and im feature trown in).

      hell, maybe i should build such a kit and sell them in small sealed boxes? oh, wait. there is someone doing that allready, with a image of a apple on them...

      (its late, im kinda tired, im venting)

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      comment first, facts later. http://chem.tufts.edu/AnswersInScience/RelativityofWrong.htm
  240. Arrogance and insolence by Quenyar · · Score: 1

    Using Linux is rather like driving an old classic car. When you drive into a gas station, you have people come over and talk to you about your car. They want to share their stories more often than they want to hear yours, but they mean well. Two kinds of people drive old classic cars: people who really love them and people who want to look down on the common folk. The former welcomes the duffers who come over to chat and the latter brushes them off and warns them not to touch their car.

    Linux users come in many more than two flavors, but they can be grouped in the helpful and the arrogant varieties, too. One of the things I used to love about Open Source was the ability to send a terse question or two to the developers - and get a prompt courteous answer. That is rarer these days than of yore, but it still is more prevalent than COTS software support.

  241. Re:Hah, no kidding by N_Piper · · Score: 1

    After my upbringing on the Macintosh and experiance with the legendary MUGS (Macintosh user groups) I thought that I could ask a question of a forum after Google-ing the problem checking the forum back-logs and reading some related Wiki. Not really. The process resulted in the one person who, after later reserch, posts any signifigant answers on the board refering me to an artical I had already read and insinuating that it was quite intuitive and that having problems / questions with my Samba setup constituted a deficancy on my part.

  242. Re:Hah, no kidding by Directrix1 · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Also, if people want help for free software, and they are willing to go out and buy a piece of software if they don't get it, then why aren't they willing to buy help for their free software?

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    Occam's razor is the blind faith in the natural selection of least resistance and in universal oversimplification. -- EF
  243. Bravo! But... by Captain+Sarcastic · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I agree wholeheartedly with you. I've had my share of "gorilla gurus" who are not above intellectual bullying when someone asks a question.

    I am reminded of the attitudes displayed in Ray Bradbury's story "The Other Foot," in which (for those who may not recall) a town full of black people who emigrated to Mars en masse shortly before World War III find out that they will be receiving white refugees. Their immediate impulse is to start putting "Blacks Only" signs on restaurants and hotels, thus re-creating the situation that they had fled years before, only with themselves at the top.

    Many of these "gorilla gurus" have most likely been on the receiving end of derision and scorn for not working with Windows, and have also either been given the same treatment when they started learning about Linux. It becomes like the geek version of the stereotypical fraternity, where these people associate poor manners with the rights of the "initiated," and now that they find themselves in a position of relative power are prepared to make those under them pay and pay and pay.

    So much for a possible cause. A solution? Perhaps reminding these people that the same attitudes pervaded the Commodore 64 user groups... and where are they now?

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    Strike while the irony is hot! -- The Freethinker
    1. Re:Bravo! But... by chiefnerd · · Score: 1

      The Commodore 64 scene is alive and well my friend! http://groups.google.com/group/comp.sys.cbm?hl=en

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      SYS64738
    2. Re:Bravo! But... by Captain+Sarcastic · · Score: 1

      I bow in the dust. I was flailing about for an example of a technology that had fallen out of popular favor, and I chose poorly. I apologize.

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      Strike while the irony is hot! -- The Freethinker
  244. Re:Linux sNOBs by manonthespoon · · Score: 1

    This is a very good point!

    The people you meet on IRC/Forums are not there because they're being paid, but instead because they're getting help themselves, or simply just chatting. It's very common to try to help people who's problems are more interesting or deemed easier to solve over those with more complex or ill-defined problems.

    That doesn't excuse rudeness and elitism, it's just something to keep in mind. You will find these elitists on any forum or chat for most software and operating systems. It's not a matter of "you get what you pay for" either, simply human nature when we're given the anonymity of the internet to really make us fearless.

  245. Personal Encounter With Linux Snob by auctoris · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Here's one of my favorite episodes with a Linux snob. I updated Firefox to v1.5. Obviously some of my extensions stopped working. I e-mailed the author of one of the extensions and said:
    "Will there be an update to [extension x] to allow it to install on Firefox 1.5?"
    He responded:
    "You shouldn't be using Firefox if you don't know how to make extensions work with it..."

    Oh yeah, this is going to get people running to Linux and Firefox--don't use our software unless you know how to code. This wasn't a simple "change the max version" issue. It was something in the code.

  246. Re:Hah, no kidding by misleb · · Score: 1

    I think it is something unique about IRC and not necessesarily something wrong with Linux "snobs." I've been on a lot of different tech IRC channels and I've come to the conclusion that IRC just does something really bad to the personalities of those who spend too much time there. Mailing-lists are usually much better if you have a detailed or complex problem. IRC is better for the quick questions that don't involve a lot of explanation. Few people are going to help you in IRC if they think that responding to you will draw them into an hour long troubleshooting session.

    -matthew

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    "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
  247. Not always true by koukou · · Score: 1

    This is not always true...not for me at least.
    When I was a noobie, I got full and detailed answers for everything I posted, along with encouragment...

    I only think that those RTFM people do not have the right to vote yet...
    Don't ask the underage gurus!!!!Ask the proffesionals...They have the old GNU spirit!

  248. snobism ? or a godsent gift ? by MaoTse · · Score: 1

    As I observe business model changes around the OSS I come to think perfectly this type "harsh" attitude is actually beneficial, to say the least.

    The "professional", "corporate" attitude that forces us to be polite to most stupid people for sake of being reasonable and make things "just work"(TM) leads to bazilions of new type, mixed corporate/OSS admins who are afraid of recompiling the kernel because Oracle says no.

    Linux looses its edge. In fact, taking this kernel compiling example, it actually fails behind other unixes in terms of usability, scalability, stability ...

    "Reasonable"/"polite" attitude might be the main factor

  249. Yes and No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    While I do totally agree that there are dumbass snobs out there that are not helping the community by telling newbies to RTFM and STFU, I've seen just as many users who are at fault.

    At fault you ask? How could that be?

    For one, timing. The proper way to introduce yourself to new technology (notice that I said technology, because this is not at all specific to Linux or Windows, it's just good practice) is to do it on non important hardware when you have time to spare. I know this seems obvious to both Windows and Linux admins alike here, but I can't count the number of times I've read posts from jackasses that decided it was a good idea to deploy some Linux distro + application that they've never tested in production. Their posts always look something like this "OMG HELP ME!!!!1111!one" "THIS MUST BE WORKING BY 9AM WHEN CEO GET TO WORK!!!!111!one!" "PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELP"

    I just have a really hard time putting myself out in that sort of case where the jackass should have known better and done a test install before hosing his production environment.

  250. Linux.org by seweso · · Score: 0

    Did anyone look at http://www.linux.org/ ?? It is a monster from the 1980's It should look somewhat like the site of ubuntu-linux, or it should just redirect to ubuntu-linux.

  251. Culture of Hazing by catdevnull · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Entering the Linux world reminded me very much of my experience in the Marine Corps.

    You're introduced with verbal abuse and treated like a complete sub-human moron. Then, you gradually get promoted and you pass on the tradition of bashing newbies.

    As with any "geeky" culture, the Linux crowd has a tendency to attract people with some issues:

      -socially challenged individuals ignorant or apathetic toward others
      -marginalized zealots of a "cult" technology (misunderstood or cast aside by the dominant paradigm)
      -insecure, passive-aggressive people with a chip on their shoulder

    Not all Linux-heads are like this, but like religious fanatics, it only takes one or two loudmouths to misrepresent the whole movement to newcomers or outsiders.

    Now, if you want to reply with a flame or you feel a little defensive about what I've typed here, you might want to evaluate the motives behind your emotional response. I'm not talking about everyone in the linux community, I'm just making an observation about the types of people I've worked with in IT and the linux community over the last 15 years and these are some tendencies of my own as well as those around me. Some, if not most, are helpful and encouraging.

    If you're one of those jerks (I've seen alot of them here on Slashdot), get help. Learn to be patient. Don't continue the chain of abuse, grasshopper.

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    I might know what I'm talkin' about, but then again, this is Slashdot...
  252. Mod GNAA founder down by caffeination · · Score: 1
    For fuck's sake. Don't you moderators know the basic facts about the GNAA? If that's not good enough, check out his post history.

    You're being trolled, you dumbasses.

  253. Ah, a volunteer by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Good, because whole opensource needs coders and even graphical artists (ewh) and document writers and usuability engineers what we can really use is tech support monkeys.

    So you have hearby volunteerd to sit in an irc channel and answer any and all questions.

    oh wait, you can't be arsed? Figures.

    We need to be able to include everyone in this community.

    Why?

    Just that. Why?

    As for noob. It is more then being a newbie. Everyone is new to something at least once. There is nothing wrong with that. There is something wrong with expecting others to do your learning for you.

    You claim "we" (does that include you) do not entire news users very well. Mmm, odd. You were new once. So was I. So were millions of others. How can that be?

    When I was still new to unix (yes I am old) I received plenty of help as well when I later switched to linux. I never been told to RTFM.

    Either I was lucky, or polite enough or I showed that I had spent time trying to figure it out on my own before resorting to pestering someone else with it.

    I always approach asking for help like asking for directions. I am male. Death first! Well urban male, so being lost for half an hour in freezing weather is about my limit but the idea is, only ask for help as a last resort.

    But hey, if your willing to jump in and start asking all the lazy questions I am sure there is a project waiting for your help. Welcome to unpaid tech support hell.

    --

    MMO Quests are like orgasms:

    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

    1. Re:Ah, a volunteer by just_another_sean · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Either I was lucky, or polite enough or I showed that I had spent time trying to figure it out on my own before resorting to pestering someone else with it.

      In my experience you hit the nail on the head right there. While the first two are great and important respectively (lucky, polite) it's the third item on your list that gets results. Show the person you are asking that you made a good faith effort to find the answer in the usually voluminous documentation available either with the software itself or on the web. While not all of it is the same in terms of quality and usability there is *tons* of it and a little patience and perseverance generally will find what you need.

      As an example I find the Debian Reference Manual to be a little sparse on details. But when read as a whole I sat back and realized that the answer to all my questions were in there, even if they were just hints or pointers to go look for other documentation.

      One point I'd like to make to the RTFM crowd; I agree with you, telling someone to read the manual can be a bigger help to them then they may realize. Users generally pick up much more then what they were looking for when they take the time to read. But you can tell someone to read the manual *politely*. You don't have to curse at them or belittle them. Just tell them what manual, where they can find it and, this is important, if you can afford to spend a little time helping a fellow human offer to assist them with any questions or aspects of the software/manual that they are unclear on when they finish reading TFM.

      As open source developers, who don't generally get paid for the work they do, I can understand a little bit of "don't bug me about it, I just released the source" but there are definitely times when it will pay to help a few people who obviously are a) genuine in their desire to learn and b) have already tried a few other available avenues before bothering a developer. A lot of them will then turn around and start fielding questions in forums, helping others locally and generally improving the "support" available for your software.

      As for Windows users that troll forums asking stupid questions in an effort to extract some emotion from an overworked developer and then turn around and tell all and anyone who will listen about the Linux nut they met when they had a question: screw them.

      And one last thought; is it the "elitism" or the the sandals and ponytails?

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      Creationist Textbook Stickers Declared Unconstitutional by CowboyNeal
    2. Re:Ah, a volunteer by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Answering support questions all day is a PITA. You need to pay people to do that. Hacking code is fun, while supporting it isn't. So, don't expect [decent] support from FOSS developers - not going to happen.

      *Paid* support is available everywhere though. Bottom line, except for the bare code, you get what you pay for.

    3. Re:Ah, a volunteer by Neoprofin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      " We need to be able to include everyone in this community.

      Why?

      Just that. Why? "

      Obviously you're not one of the people who wants linux to become a mainstream desktop operating system either in the near future or ever for that matter?

    4. Re:Ah, a volunteer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a good example of why most people will never give Linux more than a passing thought. It is far easier to go back to using Windows or Mac OSX then it is to dink around trying to find out how to do things in Linux. Using Windows is EASY. Same with OSX.

      I tried Linux. Even the installation process was painful. Once I got to the desktop I thought to myself "this is kinda like Windows, only I don't know how to do half the things I need to do." I tinkered with it for about a day before losing interest.

      You techno-elitists can have your Linux. You can even keep saying you think everyone should use Linux. I don't think that's true, though. I think you enjoy that false feeling of superiority you get when you use something so much more "advanced" than all those poor saps out there still using Windows.

      You can think I stopped using Linux because it was to hard for me to understand. I know I stopped using it because there is no reason to learn a third operating system that seems to go out of its way to be difficult if Windows or OSX can do everything I need them to do. Why learn Mandarin if everything I need to do can be done in English or Spanish? I'll spend that time doing something more productive.

    5. Re:Ah, a volunteer by killjoe · · Score: 1

      I's day that that was the majority really. The only people who are hoping that it become mainstream desktop are businesses that sell linux and people who want free replacements for photoshop and autocad.

      The rest of would be perfectly happy if there was just enough linux desktop users to stop idiots from coding IE only web sites and for hadware mannufacturers to write drivers.

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      evil is as evil does
    6. Re:Ah, a volunteer by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      I's day that that was the majority really. The only people who are hoping that it become mainstream desktop are businesses that sell linux and people who want free replacements for photoshop and autocad.

      No, there are quite a few non-business folks in the linux community who want that to be the case too. I'd say.. Microsoft-haters, zealots, etc. The folks who believe the answer is almost always Linux.

      There is a schism in the Linux community, with folks who want to code and folks who are happy with linux as it is on one side, and the business folks, the 'I want to see Linux take over the world,' 'Linux is good enough for my grandmother, it should be good enough for yours' folks on the other side. People on the outside aren't usually aware there are two differing philosophies and think Linux users want everyone to use Linux but don't want to make the necessary education/support necessary for it.

    7. Re:Ah, a volunteer by martinX · · Score: 1

      As someone who had used nothing but Macs, I was intrigued when I saw a Windows user drop into DOS and type all this stuff in really quickly and do a whole bunch of stuff all with the keyboard. 'Power user', I thought.

      Then it dawned on me that all he did was spend time looking for files in a directory, copy them and paste them somewhere else.

      With one keyboard, a complete mental map of the system and half a dozen commands, he achieved in 3 minutes what I could with a few mouse clicks in 10 seconds...

      Love my Mac; one of these days I'll have to see what this Terminal thing is all about. Or maybe not.

      --
      When they came for the communists, I said "He's next door. Take him away. Goddam commies."
    8. Re:Ah, a volunteer by killjoe · · Score: 1

      I hate microsoft. I hate them with a passion that might be called zealotry. I just want MS to fail. If linux can do that then fine. If Apple, or IBM or Novell does it that's fine too.

      --
      evil is as evil does
    9. Re:Ah, a volunteer by Br._Fjordhr · · Score: 1
      Good, because whole opensource needs coders and even graphical artists (ewh) and document writers and usuability engineers what we can really use is tech support monkeys. So you have hearby volunteerd to sit in an irc channel and answer any and all questions.

      I tried that. What I got for it was to be banned from the IRC Linux Help channel. It was several years ago and I had nothing to do all day saturdays due to constant snow (it was back when I used Linux often enough to be able to answer questions). So, I started hanging on Linux Help and doing nothing but answering newbie questions.

      A person came on needing help making a boot disk. I was helping him by walking through the process and another person that was always there, but never helping new people, started insisting that I not help that person because he (the person I was helping) had already asked that question. I made it clear that IRC isn't talk radio, there is no one question per person rule. the person them started flooding the channel with garbage piles to interfere with my helping the person.

      I still managed to finish communicating the instructions and the person asking for help left. Then I and the person trying to be in charge of the channel had a discussion. The result was that he then op'ed (I hadn't realized that he was a moderator, and it wouldn't have changed my actions if I had), I got booted and was unable to log back in, I had been banned.

      I considered coming back in under a different name; I then decided that would be a dishonorable route. I also realized that Linux was a toy for poorly socialized children and little more. It was an eye opening moment. When I had dealt with Linux users in the past I had noted this tenancy to have a, "I figured it out, now the knowledge is mine, and mine alone!," attitude. Because I could talk to and see these people I always made excuses for them and their behavior. I realized that it was an attitude that truly was endemic to Linux.

      As time went on, I needed to get work done with the computer other than just playing with it and trying to get stuff to run. So, I, of course, stopped using Linux (and I was no longer supporting a System V box for a job). I could no longer competently sit and answer newbie questions; although, I am sure I could pick it up, again, rather quickly if I tried.

      The point of this is that I did sit and answer questions in an IRC channel one day a week for several months. What I saw was a total unwillingness to help new people and abuse of those who were. I stand by my statement, Linux was a toy for poorly socialized children and little more (I will amend this to say that is does make a, not great but, fair and inexpensive router).

    10. Re:Ah, a volunteer by Retief-CDT · · Score: 0

      Not to flame, but you do realise that are many immature people everywhere.
      I have participated in SuSE Linux Forums for a while and find most of the people to be interesting non fanatic adheriants.
      Your comment about poorly socialized children smacks of eliteism.
      Do you consider yourself better?

      --
      Matt's addition to Occam's Razor:"The most simple answer is preferred by those that are simple."
    11. Re:Ah, a volunteer by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      "We need to be able to include everyone in this community."

      "Why? Just that. Why?"

      Well, it would certainly cut down on the number linux people bitching and complaining about Windows Lusers.

      It would seem, according the article, switching to linux has no incentive for the average user. (Please note I said average, not expert. This means those people who vaguely know that a virus/spyware/malware is, write a few documents, surf the web, write email, and of course play games.)

      Staying with windows means they can keep doing what they're doing. Switching to linux means that something(s) may not work right or work the way they are expecting, and asking questions gets you cyber-bullied.

      Terms like "source code", "kernel", and "mount" are like foriegn language to the average user. Sure the info may be out on the net, but how would an average user even know what to look for? RTFM? A lot of the docs I've seen are mainly written for those that know (at least to some degree) what they're doing. Some distros are starting to get the hang of it (Mandriva to name one), but what hapens when you can't get the desktop to start up (something the average user expects)? They've got a blinking cursor with an error message. Assuming you've never used the command line before (average user), how does one proceed?

      On the messageboard/newsgroup:

      avguser: "Hi, I just installed xxxxxx linux and I get this error about an xserver thing and a blinking cursor. Can anyone tell me what's wrong?"

      linuxguru: "Ha ha n00b. RTFM, you baby."

      Do you know how the average user will proceed? "F*ck this, I'm going back to Windows."

      The real question is what does the linux community want? Do you actually want more people to use linux or do you just want a certain "elite" segment of the population to use linux?

      If it's the former, then linux needs a better public image. Right now, linux still has the stigma of being for uber-nerds, and this pretty much frightens most people away. The more user-friendly distros are starting to melt this away, but the user community could be a little more friendly/welcoming if said article is to be believed.

      If it's the latter, then the linux community needs to stop the intelluctual elitest bigotry and just say "Hey, if you can't code, don't bother". Let the average user have the average operating system and quitcherbitchin about how much Windows/Mac/etc. suck. The "linux snobs" don't have much right to derride people for their OS choice if they're just going to be dicks when they try out linux

      ~X~

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      ~X~
    12. Re:Ah, a volunteer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, I'm all for learning things on your own, but sometimes that's asking a bit too much. That said, if people are making a fuss about how Linux is supperior to Windows, then they should be atleast somewhat responsible for helping others realize this.

      That said, I seriously doubt you were never flamed for asking a Linux question. Either it's been so long ago you forgot, or you're just lying. Even after giving you the benefit of the doubt due to previous UNIX experience.

      I'll give you a prime example. I was working with a particular server, while not being entirely common, was not exactly the most exotic piece of hardware. The combination was, however, a bit unusual. I realized there was a particular issue with a RAID driver that would not work. Not after trying several times. I wrote to the mailing list and indeed got a RTFM style response. The person responding hadn't even bothered to read my entire post through and follow the logic as to what was going wrong. (The problem I was having initially looks like a very common n00b error, but it wasn't, there were several very distinct problems that could not be overcome.)

      Finally, after explaining that this was NOT a common problem, and reading the fucking manual would NOT help (and getting a few more posts telling me that indeed RTFM WOULD help) the actual developer of the driver realized that it was a bug. I spent the next 14 hours helping him debug the driver, which was included in the next release.

      I'm not a developer, but I'm a network engineer, I know enough about Linux and *BSD that I prefer them for some tasks more than commercial flavors (commercial flavors have their own pros for certain applications), and I know how to program and debug. I RTFM when I'm stuck, and know how to look for information, and realize when something I'm doing is most likely a typical n00b-ish caveat. (Hey, everyone makes stupid mistakes once in a while.) I'm also used to thin skinned idiots on mailing lists. (I'm on the OpenBSD developers ML, that should qualify!) Still, it pissed me off like crazy that my problem was initially brushed off like so, using un-necessarily harsh language. You know, if someone said that to me face to face, they'd end up with knuckle sandwich. That's NOT the way you talk to people, online or off.

    13. Re:Ah, a volunteer by Decker-Mage · · Score: 1

      Actually I've been anwering support questions most of my life and I don't find it a PITA at all. Guess I'm real weird but I'm not the only one by far. The difference is approach. Not only do I answer the question but I show/tell the user how to find that answer (manual, page, etc.) be it regulations, computer or electronics related, whatever. You need to teach them, to borrow from an earlier posting, how to fish (that information), not just hand them the fish. Above all, explain why as you go as well.

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      "[I]t is a wise man who admits the limits of his knowledge or skill, and that pretending either causes harm." --Terry Go
    14. Re:Ah, a volunteer by Decker-Mage · · Score: 1

      If you really want to get banned, try and discuss security issues with Linux and especially Linux applications. Woof! Been there, done that, burned the fraggin' t-shirt.

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      "[I]t is a wise man who admits the limits of his knowledge or skill, and that pretending either causes harm." --Terry Go
    15. Re:Ah, a volunteer by Decker-Mage · · Score: 1

      I couldn't have put it better. While I pretty much define über-nerd (my first machine was an IBM-360 at age 10, okay?), I see as you said it. The Linux community does have to make that choice. Grandma, heck not even (my) Dad who's another techno-geek, is going to have a clue what to do in that situation except pick up the phone and yell for me to come on over. I expect that and I expect it online as well. Personally, I expect the Linux community to lean more to the latter of your two choices unless someone steps forward. Stallman and others don't seem to encourage any other attitude. I love open source, I don't like the attitude of the leaders that engender it.

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      "[I]t is a wise man who admits the limits of his knowledge or skill, and that pretending either causes harm." --Terry Go
    16. Re:Ah, a volunteer by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Did you take your Thorazine today?? Why in the world would do you hate MS "with a passion that might be called zealotry"?? Have they personally done something to wrong you?? Don't you think there are worse coprorations out there?? It's fine if you don't like their products or whatever, don't use them. But wanting them to fail?? I think if Apple, Novell, and IBM all combined their efforts it would still amount to a snowball's chance in hell of that succeeding...

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      "But this one goes to 11!"
    17. Re:Ah, a volunteer by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Have they personally done something to wrong you??"

      Yes. I have worked with windows since version 1 and every single day that I have worked I have cursed them at least once.

      "Don't you think there are worse coprorations out there?? I"

      Of course there are. But you know what I really hate? I hate apologists who pull this "at least I/my-favorite-corporation isn't as bad as this other one" line. That's like saying "hey don't complain about me stealing your car and raping your girlfriend because I am not as bad as Jeffrey Dahmer" or "sure bush has killed a lot of innocent people but at least he is not as bad as saddam hussein". This excuse only works if your goal in life is to be second worst person in history.

      "It's fine if you don't like their products or whatever, don't use them. But wanting them to fail??"

      I want to fail because they are bad for the industry, bad for the consumers and bad for business. Yes the world will be a better place once MS fails.

      "think if Apple, Novell, and IBM all combined their efforts it would still amount to a snowball's chance in hell of that succeeding..."

      It will happen. All empires fail. IBM once was once that invincible, now they are just another player. One day the same thing will happen to MS. They will no longer be able to harm the industry.

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      evil is as evil does
    18. Re:Ah, a volunteer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will happen. All empires fail. IBM once was once that invincible, now they are just another player. One day the same thing will happen to MS. They will no longer be able to harm the industry.

      Yep, and when it happens, the corporation to replace them will be twice as evil. And you were the one pulling for them to succeed.

  254. Let me generalize your statement for all zealots. by Valdrax · · Score: 4, Insightful

    [Devotees] just will NOT criticize [anything] they're emotionally involved with. It's the most ridiculous thing I've seen... these theoretically intelligent, rational [people] that become absolutely insane when you suggest [the object of their affection] is imperfect.

    This more generalized statement applies not just to software, but to politics, religion, sports teams, brands of cars, etc., etc. Nationalists, religious zealots, OS zealots, hardcore fans, etc. are all the same kind of person -- someone who cannot handle objectivel criticism of something they love because they think that criticism and disdain are equal. They have a "mommy is never wrong" kind of love instead of a "my kid's not perfect, but I'm still proud of him" attitude.

    These people drive me insane in every arena of life that I encounter them in.

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    If it's for-profit but free, you're not the customer -- you're the product (e.g., the Slashdot Beta's "audience").
  255. "Learning" by gentimjs · · Score: 1

    The most common excuse for RTFMism is the attitude "reading and learning how will do them more good than if I just give them the answer. Let him learn how to fish and be fed tomorrow when he has the next problem"
    The problem with this is varied. Firstly, not everyone learns well from reading overly dry technical documentation (which is true of almost all computer documentation, not just linux stuff). Some people learn best by being shown, or told. Some people learn best by tinkering. Others learn well from charts and graphs. The point is, barking at someone to RTFM doesnt help them at all if the FM is gibberish to them. The FM being gibberish shouldnt preclude them from using Linux!
    Secondly, simply is time constraints. Many people asking on IRC or mailing lists (usually IRC) are doing so because they are in a hurry. I used to work as phone-support/sys-admin at a small two-town dialup ISP which ran exclusivly off of FreeBSD. The owner and other been-there-longer-than-me admins were very far into the "RTFM" category. So far in fact that many times while I had a customer on hold (OR IN THE OFFICE!!!) and I needed some minor help to fix the problem (how to change an email alias, reset passwords, basic stuff.. I was new-ish then) I would be given zero assistance except for one of them to point (or more often blankly stare) at the office bookshelf. While a customer was on hold. Now you can argue that I was incompotant and shouldnt have had my job, but that isnt the point; the point is to illustrate the degree and severity of the "unix snob" mentality that many of the most experienced users have. We often joked (of the owner) that if the building was burning down and we asked him where the fire extingisher was kept, he'd refer us to the building blueprints.
    Third problem is the FM's themselves... many times the FM is outdated or non-existant, but trying to inform RTFMguy of this usually draws more flame, or "then update it!" comments ... as if a guy asking for help would be able to update the documentation... The "RTFM" or "UTSL" is often so reflexive that they dont even check to see if the FM exists before saying it .....

  256. i'd normally help but .. by dindi · · Score: 1

    OK, I gave helping hand to convert wannabees, and some people ended up using linux, because they were willing to READ and LEARN.

    However some people expected me to fix their system over and over and over, and at the end when I refused I was the ass, the reason of everything wrong. Not their non-willingness to RTFM.

    I went as far as I bought a book on Linux - the kind of learn Linux in 14 days or something- to a family member, and went to his house to fix all the problems with the mouse, the retarded USB modem, and spent a whole afternoon teaching "this program is for doing this, and that is for that"...... Since then he is using windows. The book was long, I did not install enough crap on it, or he just simply wasn't up to READING and LEARNING.

    Most people are not up to READING and LEARNING. But you do not have to use Linux to face that. I fix family computers with the stupidest repeated problems. Starting from: I flipped my screen upside down, to what is my password.

    I was an idiot enough to give mail service to part of my family, so I get the "what is my password" question. And yes, with time you turn to be an A-hole: "the password for what?", "oh mozilla (meaning my mail server), I don't know, but if you need to reset it it will take 2 days, or you can find it, you wrote it down I remember" - and then they find it usually....

    Anyway, when intelligent people do not sign up for paypal (a rather complicated process), because I am such an ass and never help them (a couple of business owners, teacher and architect), for me it is a clear indication, that they simply refuse to READ and UNDERSTAND the instructions "e.g. sign up, we charge your card, call your bank (or online bank) and check the number next to the charge, put it here and press submit. (this explanation on half a page) ...

    People are not stupid, they are just damn lazy....

  257. Re:Linux sNOBs by IflyRC · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a major problem in Linux itself - too many variations between the distros. If configuring httpd is so radically different that a user cannot be walked through the use of the mouse and a gui something is clearly wrong. What will happen if Linux does beat out Microsoft and there are even more distros on the market than now and a user calls in for tech support by X PC manufacturer? Grandma who wants to just look at the pictures of her grandchildren is going to be receiving command line answers because the support person doesn't have a walkthrough for the 5 bazilliion distros that helps her out? Why can't Linux come up with a standardized GUI? Or at least standards FOR a GUI? It would go a long way in helping the newbies and also make it look less intimidating for people who are just starting to look at it.

  258. WWTBOFHD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We elete coders shouldn't have to be tech support for clueless lusers. Farm that off to India or something leaving us to write code, delete documentation and when it's time to party, pwn some noobs.

    1. Re:WWTBOFHD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does an "elite coder" know about partying? There's a reason why those twits are holed up in windowless labs and cubicles in the back of their office buildings: They're social losers with zits and small penises.

      Nobody who actually makes business decisions wants to hear a peep from these dickless wonders.

  259. Re:Linux sNOBs by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

    This has been going on for 50 years and in a way it has been going on for a lot longer. Now here comes open source and a completely different way of distributing a product, finding support and so on. People don't understand that new model yet, it takes time.

    I hate this attitude. "the only reason Linux/open source hasn't taken off yet is because nobody understands it/everyone is brainwashed by Windows". Maybe, just maybe, Linux isn't as good as it's cracked up to be?

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  260. Re:Hah, no kidding by lawpoop · · Score: 1

    "At this point, the active 3 or 4 users in the channel have decided I was a "nuisance" and though that their best course of action would be to place me on ignore. Why? "

    They considered you a nuisance because you wanted them to drop whatever they were doing at that point and troubleshoot your problem -- did you offer to pay them?

    If the solution isn't in documentation, I've had the most success with mailing lists. It will be read by many more people, and some helpful person with advice or a solution can answer on *thier* timetable, not *yours*.

    Otherwise, if you want someone to jump when you say 'jump', pay for support. It sounds like that's what you did.

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    Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
    -- Pablo Picasso
  261. Re:Linux sNOBs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so, yes, if someone is going to be administering servers and has to ask how to start a daemon, they are clearly out of their depth and need to crack a book, so that they can at least get enough of the basics to do some simple administration. In that case, RTFM isn't just a valid response - its the safest for everyone.

    Yeah...except that "Linux in a Nutshell" ISN'T a manual. Manuals come with products. Going out and buying a book, while sound advice for someone who wants to learn Linux administration, really isn't the implication that comes from RTFM.

  262. Re:Linux sNOBs by vertinox · · Score: 1

    So you should never expect anyone to give up their free time to help you, but it's perfectly normal and acceptible for them to give up their free time to lash out needlessly at you. Got it.

    I thought Slashdot had already shown that to be the case. I mean... Why would there be any other reason to be commenting?

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    "I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
    -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
  263. Complete BS by ripcrd · · Score: 1

    I've been using Linux for various tasks and on various PCs since 1998. I joined a local LUG and still attend meetings. I and others help newbies with installs, problems and direct people to resources and answers. I know our group is not the only one out there that does this. I've gotten and given help on many forums, IRC channels and via email. Help is out there.

    Sure people say off the cuff to RTFM. A lot of us have done user support at work which requires a ton of hand-holding and making it "just work", ending with very little appreciation and grumbling that computers are just too complicated. Even MS products don't work as expected for Joe Average user out of the box or they make it very easy to screw things up in new and creative ways. Point is, if you are moving to a Linux system, you are attempting to have a sea-change to the system, even if the interface is user friendly. you may actually have to learn something. You may discover all kinds of cool stuff without even knowing that you wanted to know.

    What is needed is for every Linux supporter that really wants to help the situation is to read the Advocacy howto, to learn to communicate clearly and to chill the hell out if someone asks a question. It's not that big of an inconvienience to answer a question. For the newbie, there ought to be a copy on every distro of "How To Ask Intelligent Questions", they need to learn to communicate clearly and they need to chill the hell out. Unpaid support is not as fast as paid support, sometimes. But mosttimes it is a hell of a lot faster. And more accurate if the person giving the support is passionate about it. THAT is a very big difference between Windows and Linux. Linux users I know are so passionate about it, that they can't wait to have you up and running on your shiny new system, so you can enjoy the freedom and passion that they have. That is community at work.

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    --Somewhere there is a village missing an idiot.
  264. switching to linux by non · · Score: 1

    the only reason you really need to know about why you should switch to linux

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    ...vividly encapsulates that post-Watergate/pre-punk/coked-up moment when you could trust no one, least of all yourself.
  265. Same with all OS's, not just Linux by Zerbey · · Score: 1

    I get the same crap when asking for help with Linux, Windows, MacOS or any other OS you care to mention. It is NOT a problem relating only to Linux users. Unfortunately, there are a lot of people who use their OS of choice as a [substitute your favourite reproductive organ here] extension, just remember the guy who told you to f--k off and RTFM in the free forum is probably someone whose ass you would be kicking in the real world :-)

    In my experience, however if you have spent a good amount of time trying to resolve the issue yourself and at least have a good start you will suddenly find people being a lot more helpful. It is important to remember that many of these forums are free and they get asked the same questions over and over.

  266. Re:Linux sNOBs by qw(name) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is not snobbish and snubbish to tell someone to RTFM. It is snobbish and snubbish to tell someone to RTFM without telling where to RTFM.

    In a way, I think the very acronym, RTFM, is snobbish but that's just from a person who was deeply involved in the OS Wars in the mid to late 90's.

    When people who are new to a discussion group or IRC channel ask a simple (to the experienced) question and receive a RTFM response, they can be quite offended by the apparent harsh reaction. They see Read The F'ing Manual and think, "How rude! What a bunch of snobs" and don't ask again or they become defensive and respond in kind.

    Whether experienced people know that RTFM is a casual response or not is irrelavant. The new guy doesn't know that will more than likely be offended. That, IMO, is a barrier to people migrating to Linux (or any other OS for that matter).

  267. That's great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But when one of the supposed strengths of Linux is COMMUNITY support, it doesn't make much sense for the COMMUNITY to be dicks.

    And make no mistake, they are.

    So either stop touting the advantages of the Linux "community" or stop being dicks.

    As a suggestion to you personally, I'd go with stop being a dick, but as you said you didn't "abruptly become kind, generous, patient and accomodating" so why should we expect anything else?

  268. Grow up! by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If you think most people are wired like yourself, then you really need to log off for a few months and live in the real world. If you want world domination, then you gotta understand how the world works.

    It's as simple as that.

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    Stop the brainwash

    1. Re:Grow up! by redelm · · Score: 1
      Ah, but I do _not_ want world domination. MS-Windows might even have a place. And I do understand how the world works. Disciplining bad actors is important in all directions. Kowtowing is bad.

    2. Re:Grow up! by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 1

      I still disagree. "disciplining" is just as bad as "kowtowing". Both are counter-productive.

      If you kowtow (had to look it up!), the person will be satisfied but none the wiser.

      If you say "you are stupid, do as I say", that person will get into defensive mode - and then pretty much everything is lost: The person will think poorly of you and be hesitant to ask you further questions and expand his/her knowledge. Rather, the person will just remain clueless.

      If you say something like "Hey - I did that myself one time. I spent quite a few hours swearing at my computer before I solved it! What I did was ... ". Then, when you have solved the problem together, point the person in the direction of the relevant documentation.

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      Stop the brainwash

  269. Be an antisnob! by xchino · · Score: 1

    I've experienced this throughout the years, and I must say this attitude did force me to become highly experienced in all sorts of open source software, though I wouldn't wish it on anybody else. So a few years of professional Linux experience later and I'm the one dishing out advice and explanations to noobs, happy to share the knowledge I gained, even doing the google search legwork for some less inclined noobies when I was unsure or unexperienced in the area of their inquiries.

      So do what I do, go out of your way to prove to everyone that you both know what the hell you are talking about and are willing to share it with anyone of any level. When you run across a RTFMer, tell them to STFU and quit being a waste of bandwidth if they don't have anything useful to say. This may not be the most mature way to handle it, but I think it serves two purposes well. The first is to show the noobs that there are experts out there willing to help and even defend them, Linux isn't just for elitist assholes, the second is to show the elitist that his attitude is unappreciated and unaccepted by his peers or even his "superiors".

        So everyone out there that can, adopt a noob! Send him on the right path and guide him to the road you took to get where you are. Protect him from the elitist empire. Show them the right way to get the answers they are looking for, and the proper way to ask a question. Let them know there are more good guys out there than bad guys and you'll have contributed something almost as important as the code itself.

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    Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
  270. Re:Linux sNOBs by MooUK · · Score: 1

    People kill each other. It's a fact. We could try to discourage them from doing so, but there's no point; let them do it anyway.

    Yes, it's not a great analogy, but just because something is the way it is doesn't mean we shouldn't improve it.

  271. strangers vs. friends by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    I've great help and advice over the last seven years with Linux, (and OpenBSD and FreeBSD too in the last five) from enthusiasts I've met at jobs along the way. Maybe all we're proving is that assholes spend alot of time in IRC and forums making themselves feel important putting others down. But maybe things go better when you spend some time making some friends, whether online or even better the old fashioned way, and then you can talk about struggling with various projects and get help and good ideas. works for me.

  272. Re:Linux sNOBs by PFI_Optix · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is not snobbish and snubbish to tell someone to RTFM. It is snobbish and snubbish to tell someone to RTFM without telling where to RTFM.

    "RTFM" is still a response which turns off users and sends them back to Windows. I'm very much a Linux newbie myself, but when someone asks a simple question that I can answer and know where to find it in the documentation, I give them both.

    Someone asks how to get a directory listing in the command line. You could:

    a) tell them to RTFM

    b) copy and paste the entire FM so they don't have to do any work

    c) Tell them that the command is "ls", and then tell them where to look for more information on switches and such.

    Option A shrinks the Linux user base. Option B does not encourage the poster to learn how to find answers for themselves. Option C gives them a quick answer to their question and tells them where to find more information.

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    120 characters for a sig? That's bloody useless.
  273. Closed source software has these people too... by iapetus · · Score: 1

    It's by no means unique to Linux. Programming skills and social skills do not always go together (in fact many of the best coders I know might be considered quite socially disfunctional by some...)

    The difference is that closed source companies keep these people locked away in cubicles and doesn't let them within ranting distance of customers.

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    ++ Say to Elrond "Hello.".
    Elrond says "No.". Elrond gives you some lunch.
  274. Read, don't Skim by BoredWolf · · Score: 1

    The reason people are snubbed on the help channels isn't simply because they haven't RTFM. If you know NOTHING about what you were trying to do, then you don't know enough to ask the right questions. You learn through trial and error. *I will use Gentoo as an example of a steep learning curve for MS junkies* Whereas some distros (mandrake, ubuntu, or most any frontend install) coddle the user with a simple and effective interface, the only way to learn how to do a stage 1 install of gentoo is to screw-up a few times and read the manual word-for-word. Former windows users (such as myself) are pre-conditioned to skim through 'help' for the information we need. If you do that with the gentoo handbook, just entering lines of code, you're gonna break something. Most linux gurus take the POV that if you don't know how to use it, you shouldn't be using it. Users take issue with that because they want to use a program or tool, when in reality they might be better off using something more simple or avoid it altogether. We expect others to RTFM, try it, break it, google it, and ask their friends before bothering us because they'll get more out of finding the solution than they would if they were handed the solution.

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    "Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
  275. Linux is not Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This so called "barrier" reminds me of the opening part of the "Linux is not Windows" article:


    Hi! I've been using Linux for a few days, and it's mostly great. But, it's a shame that [something or other] doesn't work like it does on Windows. Why don't all the developers completely rewrite all the software so it acts more like Windows? I'm sure Linux would get lots more users if they did!


    nothing new here....
  276. Even worse for non-English speakers by patio11 · · Score: 1

    I work at a technology incubator in Japan with some very smart people, with a decent command of English, who are freaking terrified of having to get support from non-Japanese Linux geeks. I asked why once. Here's a real gem from a user mailing list for some package: our research asked "Excuse me, wonder how to use [package] with output to USB memory key". Yep, I know, this "sounds funny" and asks a question which is not specifically about the package the mailing list is about, but rather something pretty trivial if you can mount a drive and redirect output in the shell. Goodness gracious, the responses he got back (four of them) would curl your toes (to paraphrase: serves you and you're $#"#$"#$ing outsourcing buddies right, Chinaman / lol n00b keke / etc). Kind of ironic for a project which, last time I checked, owed a wee bit to the non-English speaking world. I can understand "Well, thats not so much a question about our project but really a question about how to mount your USB key, after which you can treat it like any other path on your system. Why don't you take a gander at the man page for your mount command?", but, crimety folks, its hard to sell the decisionmaker on "Say, how about we do the development for this product on Linux? Cheap, the wave of the future, free tech support 24/7 if we need it" when the decisionmaker audibly laughs at that last bit.

  277. It's not just Linux by metamatic · · Score: 1

    I'm helping someone out with her web site at the moment. The web designer she tried to work with previously threw a hissy fit because he didn't want to work with a site someone else had designed; that was beneath him, apparently.

    I'm told I'm unusual in that I actually explain how stuff works, and try to educate the site owner to be as self sufficient as possible. If something is hard to do, I explain why.

    I've helped people with Mac and Linux problems too. The main barrier I find to offering assistance to Linux users is that I don't do Windows, and most newbies who want to use Linux, want to dual-boot. But if someone has a spare PC to dedicate to Linux, I'm all over that--I'll help with picking a distro, install and config, explaining how stuff works, and so on.

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    GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
  278. Re:Linux sNOBs by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    I don't think the original poster said they were calling him names they just stated that he should go back and read the documentation. This is a perfectly reasonable response especially since the guys problem seems to be that he doesn't understand the documentation. What better way is there of understanding something other than reading it through until you do ?

    I'm not sure if it was the original poster who says he posted this query a number of times or whether it was someone else but it seems as though not replying is just asking for the question to be repeated ad-infinitum so this is a good reason to bother to reply.

    I totally agree that if once he found the answer to his problems he documented that answer somewhere on the web it would make life better for the everyone and I also agree that it is nicer to give nice, helpful answers rather than short instructions but just because someone tells you to read the documentation does not make them an asshole which is essentially what the original poster was saying.

  279. The thing that annoys me most by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    Is that when using Linux, it's very easy to customize it to the point that it deviates significantly from the 'standards'.

    We run into this all the time at work. Who built Apache in this dir, or that dir, or who points it to /usr/local/apache2/htdocs and who points it to /var/www/html.

    It goes further than that, how about recommended LDAP schemas that have morphed to the unrecognizable. Or non-existent answers to some question, instead getting things like "Install mail toaster" or "use google".

    I wouldn't be asking the question if I hadn't googled it first and gotten a confusing list of garbage. Because by and large, that's what is out there. Granted, there are a few good sites but they're few and far between.

    I'd rate myself as intermediate with regard to the Linux world. I've run it on the desktop, but my expereience is more in the server realm. I've installed and used Samba, setup Apache, MySQL, done NFS shares etc. But some things still confound me.

    What's missing is a clear documentation standard. MAN pages are ok for the most part but even the LDP is woefully short on information. Some of us don't have time to try to backstep and figure things out.

  280. Re:Hah, no kidding by krinsh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They're not willing to spend 30+ hours to try and get their "free" software to work, and then get told they're a loser asshole when they ask for help. People are more than willing to buy support; they just expect tangible and easy-to-initiate products with that support.

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    I think with the interesting people, their lives can't possibly be wrapped up into a nice little package.
  281. Snobbery doesn't always drive people away... by frostoftheblack · · Score: 1

    Is this always a bad thing?

    An encounter with a linux snob (or any computer snob) won't drive away anyone who has a serious intention of learning it. In fact, in my case, it only helped me.

    How? I asked plenty of dumb, n00b questions on forums and channels, etc, and of course got the same snobby answers. Was I discouraged? No, rather it just made me see how much I did not know and how much I could know. I admired them, not for their arrogance of course, but for their knowledge. Seeing how much someone could know about Linux only motivated to learn even faster how it worked. Sure it's not going to be the same reaction for everyone, but for anyone who is really committed to something, it's not going to matter.

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  282. no kidding by lothie · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I see this attitude a lot. It doesn't stop me, because I don't associate problems with installing/using an OS with its jerkier adherents, but I can see where it would definitely turn some people off.

  283. Re:Linux sNOBs by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    "So you should never expect anyone to give up their free time to help you, but it's perfectly normal and acceptible for them to give up their free time to lash out needlessly at you. Got it."

    Yes, I think you have now. Good. People can give up their free time to do what they like provided it's not against the law.

    It feels good to have helped you realise this, thanks for the opportunity.

  284. I wish I could do something... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    I do try to help newbies all the time, but...

    I can't really do a damn thing about the people who keep spewing RTFM.

    You run into the same problems with any platform, but the disadvantage is, no one's going to be driven away from Windows or Mac because of snobs, even though there are far more of them. On Linux, the snobs tend to make people say "I'd love to use Linux, but the community is so hostile that I couldn't get any of my questions answered, so I went back to Windows."

    And the conspiracy theory part of my brain wonders if the snobs are MS plants. If so, it's working.

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    Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
  285. Arrogant??? by hesiod · · Score: 1

    Sure, the developers have an arrogant attitude, but why is it NOT considered arrogant to assume that you should have their undivided attention to answer questions that are answered in the freely available documentation?

  286. self learned Linux user (mostly) by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    i was determined to rid my PCs of Windows, i only rarely asked for help, what i leared to do is simple detective work and a little RTFM helped too. by too much hand-holding the new user is just bringing the same bad habits to the Linux world of being dependant on others to solve thier problems, when just a little logic and detective work and some reading will do it all...

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  287. Indeed by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1
    I had the exact same issue when I got onto #debian on FreeNode to ask about CUPS for a Wikipedia article I eventually wrote and got featured.

    I think the note I left on the talk page is instructive as to how even someone who does eventually work out how things go together can feel:

    "I suggest that noone tries to get help on #debian on the Freenode IRC server. I went there looking for a bit of assistance, and immediately got mistaken for another user and got told to piss off. Then when I asked for help about the CUPS filtering system, or a pointer to info, I got told to RTFM. I have. Extensively. So I told them that I had and I was just a bit confused about the filtering system and what calls it. Then I got told that it was a debian channel and not a cups channel. At about that point I noticed that they were abusing some other user, so I said my goodbyes and left the channel. So basically, #debian appears to be filled with elitist knob-heads. I would advise that you leave them to their own little world. - Ta bu shi da yu 03:03, 1 Jan 2005 (UTC)"
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    1. Re:Indeed by stony3k · · Score: 1

      Heh! It's pretty well known that #debian is quite n00b-unfriendly. On the other hand, I would hope that users new to Linux would start with a different distro - Ubuntu, if you want to be debian-based.

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    2. Re:Indeed by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I would hope that users new to Linux would start with a different distro

      You can hope all you want, but how is someone *NEW TO LINUX* going to know which distro is more suited to their needs/abilities? Google, I guess, but that's not always a sure bet, especially with something like choosing a Linux distribution, which usually has more to do with preference than ability... not to mention most Linux users usually think their own distro is the best for one reason or another.

  288. Re:Linux sNOBs by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 1

    Woooshh -- that was the point going right over your head. If you need distro-specific support, go to your distros message boards/mailing lists/documentation. Most Apache servers don't even run a Desktop -- expecting the entire Linux world to start installing a Desktop and then collaborating on a single unified tool to configure Apache, when Apache has been running fine for over 10 years *with no such tool* comes across as extreme arrogance on your part. Why does the Linux world have to revolve around you? There is an abundance of documentation and many people who are willing to help you -- but no one is going to help you with that elitest attitude.

  289. Re:Hah, no kidding by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I had a similar experience, except I don't use IRC chat very often so I don't know the 'invisible rules.' I was trying to get help setting up the IVTV drivers for my Hauppauge card to run MythTV on my computer. The Ubuntu chat room (that the support link goes to) told me to ask in the MythTV chat room. So I did.

    First I got yelled at for asking the same question twice in 10 minutes, because it was unanswered. Despite there being something like 250 people listed in the room, NOBODY was chatting whatsoever-- and they yelled at me for asking the same question twice in ten minutes!

    Then I got yelled at because this was "the wrong room" to ask questions about setting up hardware. I asked what the right chat room was, and the answer was basically, "I don't know, but not here." Gee, that's helpful... the Ubuntu forums (that the Support menu links to!) told me to come here, and you tell me to go away.

    Then I was yelled at because someone in the IRC channel who was trying to help me (which I do appreciate) asked me to paste in the error log. So I did, and I got yelled at by someone else for "spamming" the channel with 8 lines of text. (To remind you, this is a channel with NO conversations going on except mine.) God forbid I paste in 8 lines of text and spam the 248 people sitting in the room and not even talking at all.

    I've had equally bad experiences with mailing lists. Look, if I want to answer a specific question, I don't want to have to go through the effort of signing up for the mailing list, whitelisting it in my email client, "confirming" that I actually signed up for the mailing list, posting my question, then waiting for an answer that may or may not come.

    Please, PLEASE, use web forums for support. They are far, far superior. They are searchable, they are linkable, they aren't full of 248 people doing absolutely NOTHING except complaining when other people are being helpful.

    And whoever runs the IVTV project: What is the point of creating drivers that are so difficult to install that no mortal could possibly do it? What's the point? Why not spend your time counting cracks in the sidewalk, it seems like that would be equally productive.

    After my experience with IVTV drivers, including having two different Linux gurus walking me through the process over email, just makes me come to the conclusion that open source has nothing to do with producing usable software, but is instead just a huge circle-jerk for techies so they can pretend they're better than you. Out of the hundreds of people exposed to this problem, only two were actually helpful, and even with the help of those two I never got working IVTV drivers installed.

    (And for the record, the Hauppauge card was recommended to me by a MythTV forum, so it's not like I bought some weird-ass hardware from Mars.)

    Now I'm a lot more selective:

    1) I won't use an open source product unless it's at least version 1.0. All those sub-1.0 projects are the ones that are impossible to install, use, get documentation for, or get help for, and I'm sick of it-- screw it.

    2) I won't even bother trying to get support unless there's a support forum. If I have to sign up for a mailing list, I'll just delete it and use something else. If I have to go into a IRC chat room, same.

    3) I won't even bother trying to use the product unless the website is actually slightly useful. Firefox, for instance, has a very usable and useful website (until you go to report a bug, but that's another topic), where IVTV has a Wiki with perhaps a total of 500 words worth of documentation.

    (FYI, if your Wiki tutorial sucks, nobody's going to come down from heaven and fix it for you for the simple reason that the people confused by the tutorial *don't know* what the correct process is-- if they did, they wouldn't need the Wiki in the first place. It's more efficient for the developer, who knows the process by heart, to spend 10 minutes fixing the Wiki than random Joe on the internet spending 10 days researching how to install the software and fixing it when he's done only to be told by the developer that he did it all wrong. Wikis are as bad as mailing lists and IRC chat rooms.)

  290. Re:Linux sNOBs by ducatier · · Score: 0

    This is the reason I have not switched to Linux. When two years ago, when i was in college, I installed debian on my laptop. I had everything work except for sound. Our CS dept. had a linux lab and had just installed debian. I went to the student admin for help. instead of reciving help I was told i had a PEBKAC error and he wouldn't help me.

  291. living on the cheap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you want real support...buy it from redhat, novell, IBM, Xandros, etc.

    if you want to do things on the cheap, you have to set your expectations accordingly. this is like complaining that you walk into walmart to buy your $20 dvd player from China and the staff in the blue aprons won't explain to you how to set up a home theatre with 7.1 surround sound, tivo, and whatever.

    personally, i use Debian exclusively on all my machines. there are some horrible people in Debian (i've been flamed in the debian IRC channel for HELPING people for god's sake) but there are also some wonderful people. kind of like the rest of the universe. but i get more than enough out of Debian to make it a rewarding experience.

    you have to choose the solution that suits your mentality. i don't have a problem installing my own windows in my house, repairing my own clothes dryer, wiring my own switches etc. because i choose to buy some books on home improvement and read up on it (and i am an arts major). i've decided that i like to be self-sufficient and save money to spend on more interesting things. i don't expect someone to tell me how to do everything for free.

  292. Re:Linux sNOBs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, lots of things used to be 'facts'. Doesn't mean it's not worth avoiding. Should we simply accept that spammers are ruining things for the rest of us? Should we simply accept that paedophiles are preying on children?

    'course not. And we should make an effort to promote good behaviour and discourage jackassery.

  293. To quote Scott Adams.. by chrysrobyn · · Score: 1

    Snobs?

    "Hey, you're one of those condescending Unix computer users!"
    "Here's a nickel, kid, go buy yourself a better computer."

  294. The trouble with niche markets by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    Whenever you have a niche market, you attract those people who are most willing to overcome the barriers of entry. They are the people who are most fanatically interested in the topic. And they are going to be jaded toward the general population.

    For example, a Libertarian must always be on the defensive because people ask questions alike "Did you vote for Bush or Kerry?" and they have to explain why those weren't the only two options and why you might want to consider an alternative. It's frustrating and wearying to try to champion something. Thus, they tend to be defensive, judgemental, and don't want to waste their time on people who aren't obviously going to join their camp.

    A Mac user won't bother explaining to a gamer why Macs are better. A green-party member won't waste their time trying to persuade a Texas Baptist why Ralph Nader is cool. An Indie musician isn't going to explain to a Britney Spears fan why the Sony and the RIAA are bad.

    That said, if the fan wants to grow the fan base, they need to appeal to the wider audience.

  295. It's not as bad as all that. by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

    Coincidentally, just before seeing this story, I was looking for some advice on a wireless problem I was having with Ubuntu. I found this thread on the Ubuntu forums.

    Give it a quick glance and you'll see that the user is a complete newbie, but he's asking nicely. The responses are polite, encouraging, informative. When the user asks for clarification he is provided with it (and not in the form of "here's some links, go read" -- they're making a genuine effort to explain it to him on his level; even if they get carried away sometimes it looked like the guy was learning). It's a bunch of people who, for no gain of their own, are doing their best to help this guy out,

    I didn't go out of my way to find this example to disprove the article. I found it when I was looking for help (though that particular article had nothing to do with my problem).

    Maybe it is distro wars in a sense. Someone a few posts back was griping about arrogant Gentoo users. Gentoo is largely populated by those types who want to compile every little thing for "maximum optimization" and performance and squeezing every bit of use out of every spare cycle. Ubuntu is largely populated by those types who want a user-friendly GUI on top of an OS that Just Works right out of the box, and nevermind if it's precompiled binaries or optimally compiled for your machine.

    I know which group I'd rather go to with questions.

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  296. Re:Jesus Christ, this post is all Linux porn innue by arnott · · Score: 1

    that was good ! made me laugh :)

  297. Re:Hah, no kidding by joebooty · · Score: 1

    The snobbery is a side effect in my opinion.

    Many linux distros are essentially hobby kits. A knowledgeable user can spend some time and make it perfect in their eyes. Once you get this desired setup everything else seems inferior. "How can that newb be happy with that out of the box trash that they put no work into."

    You can find this similar sentiment in effectively every hobby imagineable. After market car modifications are a fine example. Some people love changing their cars appearance and performance. It is a hobby that they enjoy. Some people just want a car, not a hobby.

    Also people change. In like 1995 I thought playing around with slackware was so awesome compared to DOS. I had that thing setup just perfect for what I needed it for, so using dos instead was a completely absurd notion to me. Nowadays I simply do not care and the idea of me spending time configuring my OS seems pointless.

    In the end I think customizability is the real issue. To some people that is the entire appeal. To others it seems like work.

  298. Re:Linux sNOBs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Not all Gentoo users are nice

  299. Linux Snob? Pfft Mac Snobs are better by Enrique1218 · · Score: 1

    I declare a flamewar!!! There is no Linux snob snobbier than I. Let me begin. Haha, you Linux still used the command line. That is so 80's. Wake up and smell the 21st century. Gnome, you call that ugly piece of crap, a window manger. Where is the bouncing icons? Get a mac, you can still used the cli because if you haven't heard "it works well in both centuries" Haha. As for Window users, just shutdown the computer now and use it to keep the door open on windy days. Haha. Read the sig for any more inspiration.

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  300. Re:Linux sNOBs by Eradicator2k3 · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Besides, you can get that kind of snobbish attitude 'anywhere'"

    I don't think so. You really have to go to /. for the full effect.

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  301. MOD PARENT UP by Braino420 · · Score: 1

    This could just relate to level of experience.

    Beautiful. I think this explains the situation very well. When I do support and get payed to do it, I still get annoyed at people asking me stuff covered in the FAQ (still no rude response though).

    The n00bs won't know any better, how can they? Hell, I don't think I've ever read any type of manual for Windows; and I used it for about 10 years before trying Linux.

    I don't see how the developers, or uber-nerds, expect them to know right away where to look for this information.. I mean, this happens ALOT (obviously). Even if they don't walk the n00b through it, you'd still expect them to reply like they had some type of dignity, being a representative to the software.

    Hrm, maybe all of the different software developers should have a mandatory "get out an socialize" day. On second thought, that sounds like it would do more harm than good. ;)

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  302. wtf omfg bbq by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoever that fuckwad is that replied to that guy must be a total assclown and makes the rest of us look like complete shitheads. He needs to STFU.

    ;P

  303. Even more Microsoft snobs by ScottLindner · · Score: 1

    There definitely are Linux snobs out there, but there are even more Microsoft snobs. The ones that are already talking about how a new Microsoft product is so awesome, before it has even been released. The IT guys that treat you like dirt if you don't have the Microsoft certificate, even though you've been fighting Microsoft problems for over a decade and their cert dates back a couple of months. You know them. They exist. Arrogant snobs are everywhere. They do not know any boundaries as simple as product, company, or political affiliations.

    I'm sure Frued could help us out on this one. ;)

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  304. The problem with RTFM by MrNougat · · Score: 1

    From the getgo, I absolutely agree that there are leeches running rampant in the world who just want you to tell them every single button to press to make their system do what they want it to, regardless of what system that is. I've seen plenty of questions that go, "How do I set up Active Directory?"

    I have some limited experience with Linux recently (I've set up Fedora Core 4, Knoppix, DSL, Debian, Kubuntu - not very extensively, just to get my feet wet), and extensive experience with Microsoft products (many years supporting MS machines and the domains they live in).

    When I need to find out (for example) how to migrate NT4 and Exchange 5.5 to Windows Server 2003 SBS, Microsoft has all sorts of easily discoverable resources for me to read, and they're 95% accurate for my needs. When I need to find out (for example) how to configure a WLAN card in DSL, I have to wander around user forums until I find a little reference to something that's kind of what I need, I think, and fool around with it until it magically works and I'm not exactly sure why.

    I've pulled out the most distinct examples here. Maybe DSL isn't the distribution with the best documentation. Maybe my greater experience with MS makes it easier for me to find the MS resources I need. Maybe with some more experience using Linux I'll get used to how finding configuration information is different, and be able to find what I need easier.

    That said, the sense that I get now is that "RTFM" with Linux is easier said than done. You have to FindTFM first. I know that at some point I'm going to need someone with greater experience than I have to point me in the right direction, not having found what I need via Google. Many Linux n00bs, present company included, don't need handholding through configuration. We just want to know where TFM is so we can R it.

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  305. It's more than being a "jerk"... by Simvan · · Score: 1

    When I started using Linux in the 90's it was fairly unheard of. Linux was unexplored territory. The beauty of unexplored territory is that you are a hero if you go in there and setup house and survive. So in general, anyone who vaguely knew of Linux was impressed by anyone who was actually able to use it proficiently. I think that bred a generation of people who built their ego system on just running and maintaining an operating system. Now after years of these same people saying "Linux is far superior to Windows. Why aren't you running it?" to flex those egos, lots of people ARE now switching to Linux. The unexplored terrirory is becoming a comfy suburb and the original settlers are desperately looking for something to cling to so they can maintain their superiority over the soccer moms and dads down the street. What better way to prove it, when pressed into a corner, than by banging your chest and shouting alot. "Go away, remain ignorant, let me stay important!". The symptoms are basically described in the article. Spewing arcanum about the subject at hand (file locking in databases), repeatedly declaring self value ("you could learn alot from me"), and of course the shouting and hand waving. So usually, this just points to massive insecurity. I won't invoke the phrase "get a life". For one its inflamatory and for two probably most incorrect. What they need to do is realise the do have usefull skills, realize other people can have different opinions, and work on promoting their own opinions without turning it into religous lecture. Easier said than done.

  306. Re:Linux sNOBs by Savantissimo · · Score: 1
    This comment makes the same point much more humorously:
    http://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=183505&c id=15156468

    The Linux Fault Threshold is the point in any conversation about Linux at which your interlocutor stops talking about how your problem might be solved under Linux and starts talking about how it isn't Linux's fault that your problem cannot be solved under Linux. Half the time, the LFT is reached because there is genuinely no solution (or no solution has been developed yet), while half the time, the LFT is reached because your apologist has floundered way out of his depth in offering to help you and is bullshitting far beyond his actual knowledge base.

    [continues with hilarious chat transcript]
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  307. This is the OPPOSITE of the Mac experince by peter+Payne · · Score: 0

    I've had this problem too, trying to learn a little more about OS X. I mean, I'm asking how to do a simple thing, and I don't really want to be told to read the MAN page...

    Anyway, this is the opposite of what I've found with Mac users, who are usually happy to help, no doubt to help out a user in distress, or (when applicable) to convert a Windows user to the Mac fold. Honestly, I started my company with a Filemaker Pro for Dummies book and the web address for the old Filemaker list server, and between the two, a newbie like me was able to successfully build a real company, making heavy use of free help from helpful people online. It was exactly the right decision for me to make, and I'm very glad, looking back.

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  308. I'm a noob myself by bail0ut · · Score: 1

    One thing that i have found works well in online gaming is to designate a noob server (e.g. Counterstrike noob server - we suck). I generally find that there are a number of experienced players that join in addition to the noobs because they genuinely want to help... If they reply using zeros and ones you're allowed to boot them

  309. Can the superiority rhetoric. by Scroatzilla · · Score: 1

    Just my 2 as a communications guy. General users do not care about the same details as developers. They only want to know one thing: Can I do what I need to do on Linux as well as or better than Windows? And the answer they want is in the form of "Yes, here is software X, it is better because of ____, and the files it produces can be sent to and used by Windows users." Or, "No, not yet."

    They really don't give a crap about reliability, speed, bloat, or anything. Windows users are used to rebooting and crashing, and they don't give a shit because they have everything they want and need and then some. Ignorance? Maybe. Stupidity? I'm not so sure.

    From my own personal experience as a musician, my brother was telling me about all of this free pro audio stuff for Linux, and it sounded awesome, so I got him to give me a Linux partition and installed that stuff, but my experience simply didn't present me a good enough reason to switch my OS and take the hit on getting back up to speed and finding my favorite substitutes for all of my old reliable Windows software. It was _okay_, but not some kind of epiphany. All the reliability, stability, security, and efficient memory usage would not have made a difference. It was just underwhelming.

    These Linux snobs from TFA are probably chomping at the bit to tell me how stupid I am that I didn't give it a chance, or why didn't I use this or that software, etc., but I know my Windows software, and it does what I need it to do. The tech side of me can understand many of the points about Linux superiority, but as a user I say "Neat. But I don't care."

    THE POINT BEING: Can the superiority speech; show don't tell, and be open to crossover users--when they're really ready to get away from Windows, they will have crap that they need to get done and will need your help.

  310. Re:Linux sNOBs by IMightB · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I completely agree. Anyone with enough experience with computers knows that if you give people that are relatively new to them whether it be windows or linux, a complete hand holding . They will take advantage of you even for the smallest of things, things that you have explained 2-3 times already. I'm a patient person, and early on was taken advantage of alot like this. Now, my rule is the first time you ask me something, I'll explain it step by step or sit down with them and show them how to do it, and give URL's or notes or something to help that person out. Second time the same question is asked, I'll try to explain it a different way, use different analogies etc. If they ask me a third time, I'm like "WTF I've told you twice, why didn't you take notes? I gave you links, documents etc to help you out.", and I'll explain it again. Fourth time: RTFM

    Now I may be a little "more" patient than some. When I started out with linux, I pretty much always would google, browse list archives, etc. BEFORE I would post my question, and when I did eventually post my question, I would include steps of what I have done already, the lists I have browsed, and the parts of the docs that I didn't really understand.

    This technique has, 99.9% of the time, let to helpful answers, and not just responses like RTFM.

    Questions from people where it is blatantly obvious they have done none of the aforementioned steps piss people off. My favorite questions to ignore are the ones where it is obvious that they haven't read the docs, and want step by step hand holding, as if it is their right as a newbie to not have to research anything, they typically go something like this: "I want to setup my webserver, I'm a newbie and just want step by step instructions, I don't have time to RTFM, or search google. I have posted this question before and all I got was RTFM, or no response. I need it done now for my job, it's an emergency! What is up with all these rude people out in linux land?"

  311. RTFM first by mikesd81 · · Score: 1

    Some people just don't read the manual or don't want to take time to read or learn on their own. And that gets irritating.

    God know I'm not linux king, but I'm not too bad and I don't mind teaching or helping someone who wants to get into it, but I perfer they tried some on their own and actually make an attempt to educate themselves.

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  312. Re:Linux sNOBs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are so right! I tried Gentoo, and in three days, I goofed up big time and it would not even boot. I am not blaming it on Gentoo - but clearly, it was not not meant for me. Now I am playing with Suse (over VM) and so far, it has worked like a charm. After some more experiments, I will go for dual boot.

  313. Re:Linux sNOBs by Hatta · · Score: 1

    Yeah...except that "Linux in a Nutshell" ISN'T a manual. Manuals come with products. Going out and buying a book, while sound advice for someone who wants to learn Linux administration, really isn't the implication that comes from RTFM.

    If they don't want to buy a book, fine. It's not like there aren't many free guides available. Being cheap is no excuse.

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  314. Whatevver! by dardem · · Score: 1

    Am I a snob? Yep. Why? I use Linux because it's not Windows. If Linux takes over the desktop world, I'll go use AROS in production. I mean it, forgot ODF. IFF for everything!!!!

    As for stupid questions... It's ridiculous. Every newsgroup/mailing list/forum/etc. of every piece of open source software is full of idiots asking obvious questions. And you just know they haven't read the manual, because the answer is usually on the first page. And if they have a problem? Take a stack trace, investigate the code, find the problem is due to local mis-configuration? No. They go and post a "It doesn't work. Please help now. Sory my englsih is bad. Boss will kill if I can not make work now."

    Anyway, in fairness this is software for free. Don't expect anything. It's different if you paid for a piece of crap and some support drone dises you, you have the right to shout at, demean and belittle the drone. As for open source programmers: you have no claims over them and never will. And guess what? They don't have to be nice to you. You know why? Because they don't need you. If they did, they would provide professional "chargeable" support and make you pay for complements.

    By the way, I've used Linux for around 10 years and never asked a question from anybody. Usually cause some other idiot already asked it. Thanks you guys! ;o)

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  315. Fuck 'em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yeah, life's a bitch and then you die.

    My feelings: we'll just hang out here on /., passing out new versions of Windows rootkits, viruses, trojans and worms until every Windows system in the world is so totally bollixed up and infested with ticks that they HAVE to RTFM and move to UNIX/Linux. Then the Internet will once again belong to it's rightful owners: UNIX and Linux users.

    Sure, buddy, sure you've RTFM! Problem is you can't R and probably can't F either, even M'ly.

  316. Re:Linux sNOBs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, I ask. The response? A snub. Worded from a community member to a third person for me to read: "Maybe the problem isn't Mailman or any of the other awesome software he's running, it's the user not reading all the available documentation."
    I note that I read it, but I don't understand it. No response at all.


    Next time, identify yourself as "Sarah" or maybe "Jennifer" when posting your question. You'll have more Linux geeks trying to solve your problem for you than you can shake a stick at (and, if you really were a woman and could see them, you would want a frightening stick to shake at them). For added effect, add "my boyfriend says it can't be done. He's so diffcult sometimes. If he's wrong about this, I'm going to leave him for good." HTH.

  317. Re:Linux sNOBs by azhrei_fje · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Part of the problem is when a n00b goes to a developer forum and asks questions that are not development questions.

    This happened to me. I was interested in hacking my TiVo (standalone 540-series) which is pretty much unhackable without a PROM modification. But I had managed to look through some of the files that I'd copied off the TiVo hard drive and I had some questions about one of the file formats. I looked through the SeriesII forum as well as a lot of searching and didn't find the answers to my questions, so I posted. Big mistake. :(

    Please understand, I'm not new to Linux. I've been teaching a Linux Internals course for a few years now, as well as device driver development, kernel debugging, and so forth. I know a little bit about the Linux kernel. What I didn't know was the boot process used on the TiVo. I was slammed by the forum moderator ("RTFM in the Newbies section"). I thought I had done that, after already spending hours+hours of searching and reading posts that were too old to apply to my unit.

    Until... I went back to the newbie forum and read every one of the sticky articles and I found 80% of the information I was looking for (sigh). Part of the problem was that the newbie forum has about 15 sticky articles, some of them with 40 pages of posts in a single thread. Experience had taught me that most of those are too old to apply to my unit, so I would open the thread and jump to the last page, working backwards through the thread, to see if I could find something relevant. Well, the information was actually in the first few posts -- the community had been editing that post and updating it as time went by.

    My point to all this is that newbies often post in an area that is for developers; they should start with places like linuxquestions.org or other generic Q&A sites, then progress from there. The people that frequent those sites want to help others, not write code. They're the newbie's best chance of having their questions answered.

  318. True enough, but true in all domans by timothy · · Score: 1

    First, there are jerks, and there are nice people. They may not be especially evenly distributed, but both are widespread, and sometimes they exist in the same human bodies.

    1) People like to have exclusive knowledge: how to wear clothes "correctly" (to whatever standard one cares about) isn't intuitive; hip nightclubs are only hip when they're on the cusp between unknown and widely known, so people can know that they know what other people know. Not *all* other people, that is -- just the ones who you want to know that they're either your social equals or social inferiors.

    2) People vary in their ability to grasp particular bodies of knowledge or particular skills; some people (not me!) find long command-line incancations "natural" or at least "easy." Of that select group, some of them are friendly, pleasant, helpful and grasp that not everyone shares identical interests, skills or thus-far life experiences; others are flat out jerks to others.

    3) People are curious and contentious; they like to be right on a given topic, and to engage in argument when they think someone else is wrong. That's why Slashdot exists.

    3) Familiarity, group membership and certain knowledge are all psyschologically comforting, whether it's defined by in-group status or out-group status. Hence religion, and "religious" arguments over silly things. Regular Slashdot readers know that people (not all the *same* people, though many are trolls who'd be willing to hurt anyone handy, just for fun) are willing to say nasty things about Windows; about Linux; about GNOME / KDE / WindowMaker / Anything with a GUI; about particular text editors. Some of these arguments are lighthearted, some of them seem like the products of bad, angry childhood experiences.

    4) I've seen arrogant, dismissive vitriol from Windows users, from Linux users, and from people with a broad, cross-platform interest in supreme jerkdom. My experience has been mostly good in seeking help from those in the free software world, and my personal experience with other than non-free software is usually lousy not because of fellow users, but because of annoying software. But that's because various preferences keep me from using much other than free software.

    In fact, one reason (not the top or best one, but a real one) I don't like to use Windows is that I've seen from Windows users so much of the same arrogance and exclusion that people seem to be attributing here to Linux users. There's arrogance aplenty in the computer world like any other domain of life; some people's self-esteem hinges on making sure that others around them are kept down and aware of their inferiority. (Or, phrased more positively, people enjoy the in-jokes and belonging of being w/ similar fellows, which exludes others aside from malice.)

    timmothy

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  319. Re:Linux sNOBs by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1
    It's also stupid because it generalizes out to a whole population. I write open source software and have spent a LOT of time writing documentation and helping users out on IRC and other forums. This typically means answering the same questions over and over again, even if they're in an FAQ etc. I don't mind doing this because sometimes I go ask questions of others that could probably have been answered with enough manual searching too.

    I very, very rarely get problems with serious "snobbery". I think this is more common in server land than desktop land, but can't really be sure. Suffice it to say that the documentation we've got for autopackage makes me proud - everybody in the project works on it, we have lots of forums with which to contact developers, and people are usually polite.

    So what's up with the bashing? It makes about as much sense as people claiming all Mac users are elitist, all blacks have rhythm etc ...

  320. The comments here ...... by scronline · · Score: 1

    Many of the comments I've read on this article are actually proving the point. I can understand people getting annoyed by what would seem like a stupid question. But "stupid questions" are in the eye of the beholder so to speak.

    I mean, it amazes me. There's an old "rule" that says, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything". It's NOT that hard of a rule to follow, particularly online. I'm a long time linux user (since 1995 starting with slackware) and I even have times with the docs sometimes. I usually manage to muddle through, but that's me with over 11 years of Linux experience. Not some guy/gal just picking it up for the first time or who has only used it for a little while.

    Granted the IRC channels are usually the WORST place to go to try and get help as you can usually find your answers online with a relevant search, but that doesn't change the fact that the user doesn't need to be treated like crap just because they are stuck. I also understand why help in an IRC channel is usually denied. Those channels are usually used for development, not support. If support gets started there, pretty soon the next thing you know the devs can't dev.

    HOWEVER! It goes the other way too. There are quite a few times the person asking for the help doesn't exactly go about it politely or it's plainly obvious they didn't bother to read the documentation because their problem is addressed on the first page of the docs. But do we have to say, "RTFM jerk-off!!!" We COULD say sometime along the lines of, "That problem is addressed in the INSTALL.TXT file, have a look there". OOOOOR maybe even taking it a bit further and say something along the lines of, "I don't mean to sound rude, but you'll get a much better response for assistance if you atleast try to read the documentation first". That kind of a line will give them a subtle point that you should always read the docs before bothering something when an answer is readily available if they just look.

    It's all about courtesy. It's something that we (I mean MOST people not just people dealing with computer issues) seem to be lacking these days. It doesn't kill someone to take a few extra seconds to be nice to someone else. Thank you, please, appreciate it, would you mind, you're welcome. I typed all those in about 30 seconds. How many times have you seen people too involved in their own world to move out of the fast lane, or cut someone off so they can get out in traffice 4 seconds faster? How many times have you seen some little ol' lady or man struggling with a door or to get up stairs carrying something and noone even bothered to offer help?

    Either rate, I'm going to get off my rant now, I think I made my point.

  321. Re:Linux sNOBs by dindi · · Score: 1

    very true. In fact I use RTFM a lot among friends

    "do you know how to do what XXXYY does in perl in php?"
    "Not, RTFM"

    That is not rude, it simply means, no I do not know how, but should be in the manual.

    I might even give an answer, that it is too long to explain, so RTFM ...

    Whoever gets offended by it should see a shrink and cry there.

  322. RTFM is the right thing by Jafar00 · · Score: 1

    The way to handle a Linux n00b is to help them get the system started, then tell them to RTFM. Give them the URL's to helpful wikis and forums and tell them to find out for themselves how to do things and then help them when they are hopelessly stuck after having tried themselves and perhaps learned a thing or two. I recently helped a n00b get into Ubuntu. I gave him a quick lesson on BASH commands, how to install stuff and then left him to his own devices. 2 weeks later he is a happy Linux user and has few questions for me to answer.

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    1. Re:RTFM is the right thing by mikesd81 · · Score: 1

      That's the perfect way to do it too.

      Especially if it's a college kid or high school kid that can have potential in the job market, or even just messing around. Get hooked up w/ neat Linux Groups and you might even get some free beer.

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    2. Re:RTFM is the right thing by bigredradio · · Score: 1

      I understand and agree with your "teach them to fish rather than give them a fish" approach. However, in your statement it screems the problem that is addressed.

      "handle a Linux n00b"

      You were once a Linux n00b, in fact to some I am sure you still are. Everything is relative. To some you may be a guru, but there is always someone more skilled or smarter than you. Labeling them as n00bs is part of the problem. I am very skilled in certain areas of Linux, however, some areas I never work with I am ignorant. It always suprises me when I can converse with IBM kernel developers with the upmost respect and civility, and then bounce over to an IRC on a media player app and get treated like a child because I am not 100% familiar with the application. When is a user to longer a n00b? You cannot be an expert on everything. So in some ways, we are all n00bs. How do you like being called a n00b?

    3. Re:RTFM is the right thing by Jafar00 · · Score: 1

      In my opinion you cease to be a Lunx n00b when you can 1) Install or uninstall a program 2) Know how to do basic tasks in the console 3) Know how to look for a solution to a problem on the web before harrasing others before you even try it yourself

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    4. Re:RTFM is the right thing by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Nothing wrong with RTFM, assuming there is a decent and accessible FM. On one occasion, I asked a question and some jerk told me to search the mailing list archives. Problem is, their archives had been down for over a week.

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  323. Re:Hah, no kidding by caluml · · Score: 1
    I've never understood the attraction of IRC. I understand it even less when seeking technical help.

    It all depends on the people running it, and if it's infested with little kiddies who have been given ops for some reason. 2 of the best IRC channels I've used are the postgres one, and the vserver one. Always really knowledgable people there, if not the actual developers. If you look them up, and visit them though, don't spoil that. :)

  324. Well said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This shrillness may be attributed to a variety of causes, including social ineptitude, feelings of intellectual/moral/fiscal superority, attempted concealment of their own limited knowledge, etc., but there is just no excuse for this sort of behavior.

    Bingo! Well said.

    In my 15+ year career in the computer industry, I have not met ruder, more conceited, more self-centered, people per capita than IT people. And I echo your remarks on why this is apparantly so. For whatever reason, many feel their IT intelligence is so superior over non-IT people, and, thus, are of a higher standing in society (maybe the faux sense of supriority you alluded to). What's funny is that THEY THEMSELVES don't even realize they STILL sit far below the food chain. So they can keep their arrogant attitude, and can come begging to their boss (me) when they want a raise next year.

    1. Re:Well said by QuasiEvil · · Score: 1

      I agree that an attitude problem is common in IT, but I don't think it's limited. We have a lot of management with an equal problem - they think they're on top of the world, and run the company on their own. They fail to realize that most of them don't even have a technical background, and if the engineers walked out tomorrow in frustration, they'd take the company with them. Not only that, they fail to recognize that a lot of the intellectual capital the company has is locked up in a handful of very talented people, not spread equally across all the underlings. So firing Bill the Worthless and replacing him with an intern might be fine, but firing Ted the Chief Engineer, who designed half the stuff the company uses, might not be such a good idea because there's nobody who can fill his shoes.

      Let's face it, no matter how awesome the management team is, it's the technical people that create the products that keep the company in business. Likewise, the technical staff usually needs effective guidance from management so that technology is targetted at business goals, not just firing off willy-nilly at whatever captures their interest today.

  325. Re:Linux sNOBs by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    Not all manuals come with products. I've written a few commercial manuals for other companies, and they were never shipped with product - they were used to help explain the product to sales reps, to marketers, investors, and potential customers.

    A copy would get shipped with the product as well, but that use was ultimately incidental.

    But I know what you mean, "Read the F*cking Manual" does come off as arrogant and condescending. But, on the other hand, there were a few problems:

    1. He was asking the wrong forum. (obviously, from the response he got :-)
    2. He didn't try to "just f*cking google it" - there are 4,700,000 responses, and the #1 hit for "start linux daemon" gives this: http://www.linux.com/guides/solrhe/Securing-Optimi zing-Linux-RH-Edition-v1.3/chap3sec21.shtml, which says exactly how to do it. Why should anyone bother helping someone who can't take 10 seconds to help themselves?
    3. He didn't try mousing through the menus on his linux box, or he would have come across an app that would let him manage his daemons by going clicky-clicky instead of editing his rc.d scripts or typeing apache2ctl start or httpd start (depending on distro).
    These are all obvious steps that I would expect someone who claims to have had years of IT experience and who wants to manage servers to take before imposing on someone else.

    Now if a complete n00b had said it, I would have just given them the shell command, and a link for further reading, figuring they're just starting out. But "years of IT experience" and not showing enough initiative to even bother to look? The person in question shouldn't be allowed near a server. They've already shown they lack the most basic problem-solving skills, as well as no professional pride whatsoever, which would have motivated them to at least try to learn a bit more about what they're working with.

    I'd rather work with people who admit they don't have a clue, but are curious and motivated to learn. At least with them, there's hope for progress. But that "years of IT experience" person really ought to learn how to RTFM, or google, or at least first explore the programs already staring him in the face under the "system" and "utilities" menus if they aren't ready to make the move from "mousey-mousey" ...

    Its part of the general dumbing down of the industry. For example, 15 years ago, secretaries were more efficient with a copy of wordperfect 5.1 for DOS on an old 286 with 2 megs of ram than they are today with, literally, 100 times more computing power. 10,000 percent increase in resources in cpu (20 mhz to 2 ghz), 25,000 percent increase in ram, (2 meg to 512 meg), 625,000 percent increase in disk storage (40 meg to 250 gig), and they take longer to produce a letter than they did on that old clunker. And ask them to find it a week later? Ha!

  326. One man is not an ocean by null-sRc · · Score: 1

    I tell people to RTFM because often I don't even know... nor do I care... so why should I go figure it out, if they're perfectly smart enough to figure it out on their own?

    People get lazy and rely on the computer guy to go figure out things for them... they leverage his ego by telling him he's smarter.

    BS. They're just lazy and exploiting you.
    That's the difference between Linux/Windows users. Linux guys are just smarter enough to realize they're being taken for a ride.

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  327. A way around by Beuno · · Score: 1

    Many years ago when I got into the whole open source universe, a wise random person on IRC gave me an advice that got me very far:
    "If you want to know something very n00b-like, go into the channel and say: Linux sucks cause in windows I can X and I can't X on Linux"
    Seconds later I have 10 ppl cooking up al sorts of answers for me.

  328. The right answer by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 2, Funny
    Perhaps the correct response to driving winmodems and hardware with secret specifications is to say "Linux is not allowed to do that".

    This avoids giving the impression that Linux is technologically retarded (which it clearly is not), whilst avoiding the insinuation that the responder is an "apologist".

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  329. Article Author by BkBen7 · · Score: 1
    by Walter V. Koenning for the OPINION/EDITORIAL section on reallylinux.com.



    Checkov!?!?
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  330. Re:Linux sNOBs by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've not personally tried Debian, but, I have heard the community there isn't exactly 'newbie friendly'.

    The debian community is very friendly, for certain values of friendly. The old saw "give a man a fish, feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime" applies here. I would consider teaching people to be self sufficiant to be the friendliest option, and I try to do so. But many people just want their fish now and refuse to be taught. They then criticize the linux community as being unhelpful when we won't hand over the fish. Is this fair?

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  331. digg replies? by elfguy · · Score: 1

    An article saying that people are jerks in digg replies is hardly worth any kind of conclusion.

  332. Re:Linux sNOBs by IflyRC · · Score: 1

    Woooshh -- that was the point going right over your head.

    I think you just demonstrated the point of the article :)

  333. Re:Hah, no kidding by lmb · · Score: 1

    Ah, the joys of logfiles. I believe we greatly enjoyed the encounter of you insulting us, dear "abusenode", even tried to recommend to you that we'd be more than happy if you bought some "professional" software (with a paid for support department ;-).

    Alas, somehow the network operators liked you so much that you got K-lined. The GNAA is really quite amusing, if you weren't such sorry suckers ;-)

  334. If you need support? Get a system with support? by naelurec · · Score: 1

    Free help is all great .. but lets face it .. its FREE. I frequent message boards and I, along with others, help many people. People who expect IRC or a message board to be the first source for problem resolution will generally be disappointed at the results.

    If people are not willing to do some reading and self study to understand a topic should *really* consider paying someone to do it for them. This might be a paid enterprise distro like Red Hat or local consultant/LUG.

    The expectation that you should get top priority (ie have someone chat with you in real-time about an issue) for FREE is ridiculous.

    If you want free support, be understanding of the person providing it to you. They are not getting paid:

    1. Understand the platform. There are lots of books on basics of Linux. FreeBSD has the excellent Freebsd Handbook. If you don't understand the underlying platform, your in for some issues. Getting up to speed on *nix fundamentals is important.

    2. RTFM. Most applications at minimum will come with some form of installation/configuration docs. Use them to install your software.

    Assuming there is a issue with #2 -- do a google search for the problem. If you have an error message, use that as your search term. Many times I'll find a thread on a mailing list that provides some additional clarification/resolution details.

    If the search fails, be as concise as possible about your problem and post it to a forum that addresses that issue (ie subforum or mailing list for the particular application). Tell people what you have done so far, where the issue occurred and what you attempted to do to resolve it.

    If you are in a position where you cannot wait a few days for the reply, I'd strongly recommend looking for paid support.

    Will you get your problem resolved for free? Maybe not, but if you show that you are personally committed to resolving the issue then your chances of having the issue resolved will increase.

  335. Re:Linux sNOBs by czarangelus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This attitude is exactly what people are talking about.

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  336. Re:Hah, no kidding by a_nonamiss · · Score: 1

    Man... I had mod points yesterday! Where are they when you need them? Unfortunately, I think this troll got away with it this time.

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  337. Re:Linux sNOBs by mizhi · · Score: 1

    So you think we should just throw up our hands and not try to fix the problem? Catching spammers and pedophiles is pretty pointless because they will always be there? Proficient Linux users shouldn't make the effort to be more civil to neophytes asking for assistance?

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  338. Re:Hah, no kidding by caluml · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A good example to bad IRC channels is the Wikipedia one. The servers had a major outage today, and the error message said: Visit the IRC channel for more info. So in I go.
    It's people basically discussing their sexlives, and the treatment of women in Islam, and if you ask a single question about the foundation servers, you get kicked. Which seems pretty bad to me.
    I can understand in non-"official" IRC support channels, but when it's listed officially by the site/distro/software website, it should maintain a friendly, semi-professional image. As it's the first place people trying out Linux or new software might experience. Of course, #n00bsWTF on irc.l33thax0rs.nu can do what the hell they like.
    I remember my first days with Linux. I tried man, and I couldn't work out how to quit it, so I Ctrl Z'd it each time. Upon logout, I got the warning about stopped jobs. Little things like that are confusing. vi is confusing. (vim less so). You can scroll up in less, but not in more. Simple things for us are ultra confusing to people that don't know Linux. Think back to the days when you knew nothing about Linux/Unix, and remember them when helping out people in the same boat.

  339. Re:Linux sNOBs by tacocat · · Score: 2, Informative

    There are many like this, no doubt. But a lot of it depends on the size of the project and the types of users who typically use it.

    In general, mail servers mailing list are the most abrasive group of asswipes I have ever experienced. Cyrus-imap is occupied by a bunch of personalities that are just begging to be blown up. I've never see a better example of your comment to WTFM and then RTFM and meanwhile STFU. It was simply because of the utter lack of support that I bailed on the project entirely. I think it sucks.

    Meanwhile Postfix is slightly better. Whiney posts about "Stupid postfix doesn't work, this thing sucks." will only result in snubs. But you have to learn how to make posts to mailing lists. Once you do it correctly then you will receive (typically) lots of good answers to the questions.

    Perl, Ruby, PostgreSQL, Debian-users have all been very useful lists for me. I have never been snubbed even with the most retarded questions out there. They are new, they are modest, and they are all trying together to make it a better place to be.

    Now for the important piece.

    How to write an email to a mailing list without sounding like a fucktard.

    Clearly and succinctly state your objectives you wish to accomplish, "I'm trying to set up a relay mail server in my DMZ to forward delivered email to my LAN." Don't start with "I wanna set up a mail server." There's a lot of ways to do it and if you go with the default setting you'll have "a mail server." But probably not what you wanted. Show that you have applied some thought to your objectives.

    Specifically identify what section of the configuration or manual you are having trouble with and if possible, identify what you tried to to, why, and what didn't work the way you wanted it to. But you have to prove that you RTFM while sober and with some actual config attempts with trials and results. RTFM on the bus doesn't count.

    Post your configuration where you can.

    Post your logs where you can. Be succinct.

    Google it. Often times you will find the same problem somewhere else. If your's is close but still problemmatic, then identify the diffs to help identify the problems.

    You have to make sure that you are able to present a context that makes sense. To simply state, "my address_verify_default_transport doesn't work." won't get you much traction. Why doesn't it work, what are you hoping to do, what have you tried? What were the results.

    Most of the time that I do this, I end up finding the damn problem myself and don't need to post anything.

    Never expect someone to just hand you a solution to your problem. This isn't the world of Microsoft where you just reboot, patch, reboot, pray. This is the real world where you can set up real stuff and fix real problems. Not much voodoo here.

    Many of the posts that I see get snubbed are posts that are presented by people who either take the attitude that it's your fault their computer doesn't work, or that they are expecting you to hand them the solution to an extremely complex problem. Setting up multiple domains on a mail server with deliniations between local delivery, local relays, remote relays, SMTP_AUTH, and virtual domain rewrites isn't going to be accomplished in an hour. By the way, the first post, where it's the mailing lists fault will usually get a response of violent bile spewing bugged eyed flames.

    In short, don't be arrogant. Present your case with evidence that you really tried. And you will be surprised the results. But not always... Even this kind of an approach with Cyrus-imap brought reproach from the residents of the mailing list. But I've had great success with the others.

    Oh yeah. One other really important thing. And this is HUGE. If you can answer the guys who are behind you on the curve then those ahead of you will often times recognize that you are not just a leach but contributing. That will get you a lot of karma points in getting more polite results. I try spend an hour answering someones questions on at least a mailing list.

  340. Re:Linux sNOBs by oh_bugger · · Score: 2, Insightful
    if it requires four obscure command-line options, manually installing more services and editing config files to do something that a Mac can do out of the box, it isn't really working

    Exactly! The fact you have to actually type stuff to install something puts alot of people off Linux. Yes installing from source using the command line can make sure it does it exactly how you want it to be done, but for "95% of the time" (quoting from an installation guide) the same 4 commands will work. I'm a linux newbie for the most part and maybe someone can answer for me, but if it's true that most software will install with the untar, configure, make and make install commands, then why at the very least is there not a batch file or the linux equivilent that you can doubleclick will do the install? I have asked linux enthusiasts this plenty of times and I always get answers about control over source and even more often I get "Why do you want to turn Linux into Windows?!", so there is a lot of snobbery over this issue. I'm not suggesting that the command line should have no part on the install of software, I'm suggesting that it shouldn't be the primary method of doing something so basic.

    Fortunatly there is progress with the .rpm and .deb installers, as well as .package files. The way I see it is linux arrogance and snobbery is holding Linux back and stopping it from getting a decent foothold on the desktop market.

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  341. Re:Linux sNOBs by mizhi · · Score: 1
    Of course, what the article doesn't tell you is that they said that to him after he asked 50 times "how do I start process daemons like a web server" in the Gnome IRC channel. The whole context tells the real story and sometimes that does happen on IRC. Just like in the case of Ryan Holt and his balloons. Slashdot, stop being such a "hype" news source.


    Hrm. Did anyone notice the tags being used to describe this article?

    Right now: truth, linux, flamebait, fud, rtfm

    1 out of 5 is a given tag for the article (linux)
    1 out of 5 is a positive personal opinion on the article (truth)
    1 out of 5 is in the gray zone (could be positive or negative) (rtfm)
    2 out of 5 are negative (flamebait, fud)

    Seems the /. crowd may prove the author's point.
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  342. Snobs everywhere by thechrisproject · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of my time spent trying to learn Cubase, an audio sequencing program. This was a few years ago and there was definitely an attitude of RTFM there. In addition to that, the snobs would also occasionally pull out the "you're using a hacked version" card. I had someone tell me that once, something along the lines of, "I'm sick of supporting people like you using hacked versions." I sent him a picture of me and my paid-for version of the program, but still couldn't elicit an apology out of him.

    What I've found is actually helpful for noobs is this: if you're going to tell them to RTFM, at least tell them where in the FM to look. Something like "page 78" or "the chapter on whatever" can really be helpful sometimes.

    1. Re:Snobs everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As always fearing the wrath of the off-topic label, I recently found a good example of the "RTFM" approach VS the "let's try to help the person out" approach on the Wordpress Forums.



      The person was told by the moderator that his question was not related to Wordpress and he had to learn basic HTML and CSS on his own. He actually said something like - "I know it sounds tough, but that's how I see it."



      Fortunately for the person, more than a few Wordpress members chimed in with very detailed and helpful suggestions - after telling the moderator that his or her head was up their wazoo.



      IMHO, If you have knowledge, AND have the time to share it - do it. Don't waste the bandwidth by telling noobs to RTFM.



  343. Docs?! We don't need no stinking docs! by MrNougat · · Score: 1

    Documentation isn't the fun part, it's the tedious part. Everyone who wants to do something tedious without compensation, raise your hands right now.

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  344. Of course you should answer your own question! by lorcha · · Score: 1
    Someone googling on a particular error message who finds your question is not going to give two craps if the answer was provided by the original asker or someone else. That person just needs the answer, and you've just saved that person from having to ask.

    Definitely, definitely, answer your own question if you can.

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  345. Things have changed that much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Around 2000 after I got broadband I started playing with various distros of Linux. I bought a big fat 1000 page FM (which is also available online), read it twice, settled on Mandrake and installed.

    The Linux community (or most of it) was very helpful. Sure, there were a few asshats, but with six billion people on the planet one or two are bound to be less than helpful.

    Alas, I haven't used Linux since I swapped out my MB and vid card, has the Linux community changed that much since then?

    BTW, try getting support for XP from ANYBODY, inclucing MS itself. Impossible. I had an issue with a piece of software that XP disabled the drivers for, I uninstalled the damned program and every time I booted it would STILL tell me it had disabled my drivers.

    Then a Windows update left me without net connectivity. GAH! I gave up and reinstalled XP after an FDISK.

    God, but I miss Linux. I should buy some parts...

  346. Re:Linux sNOBs by dindi · · Score: 1

    sorry to be rude:

    if they are not computer gurus, they should pay someone to set their computer up, then use the required programs.

    They SHOULD_NOT fiddle around as ROOT/ADMIN neither in WINDOWS or any UNIX-type system.

    And if they want to be computer gurus, they should RTFM.

  347. Re:Linux sNOBs by hackstraw · · Score: 1

    How difficult is it to do any of the following?

    1) dpkg -l "*" | grep -i mailman

    2) blindly do apt-get install mailman and see what happens

    3) search for mailman on the Debian website http://www.debian.org/distrib/packages If you put mailman in the searchbox it tells you where you can download it for 11 different computer architectures.

    4) search for mailman on the web using google. The first link is http://www.gnu.org/software/mailman/index.html where you can download the source and look at the above average documentation on the site.

    5) be a power user, and do a google search for debian mailman and the first link is http://packages.debian.org/stable/mail/mailman

    Maybe I'm a Linux snob because I can install software on a Linux machine and know how to type keywords into google. But I believe that with 5 easy and well known methods of installing a very common and popular application should be enough for any competent computer user can handle. I believe that it is people like you that give Linux a bad name. Kinda like this bozo:

        http://www.centos.org/modules/news/article.php?sto ryid=127

  348. Re:Linux sNOBs by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 1

    "I think you just demonstrated the point of the article :)"

    I disagree. In both of the comments I made I did not snub the person asking a question or making a suggestion. I did not insult the person to which I was replying. I offered an explanation of my view of why things are the way the are. Your retort was (basically) "well, why isnt it more like windows" to which I replied that you missed the point of what I was saying. Had you read what I said, you would see the reasons, IMHO, why Linux is not like windows and I even offered up that if you need specific information regarding a particular distribution and its tools that you would be better served asking the question on the resources provided by that distribution (aka mailing lists/forums etc...). Now if your question pertained to Apache specifically and not someone elses tool to configure Apache, I could see your point. I suggest it is the attitude that you are presenting that causes, right or wrong, many developers to take the attitudes that they do. I personally have never experienced this sort of attitude on a forum or mailing list, but then again, I did not say that the problem with someones software was that it was not the same as windows.

  349. All avenues of life? by longusername · · Score: 1

    Some commentators say that this arrogance can be found everywhere and that it's the same across the board. But so far as I know the open source community is the originator of the use of "snob" as an term of merit. Perhaps it's starting to go out of fashion now, but freequently on newsgroups I used to encounter people happy to describe themselves as linux snobs. In doing so they acknowledged that perhaps snobbery is not a good thing, but in the case of linux it was OK because Linux really was a superior OS and the snobbery entailed promoting linux as intrinsically better in some normative sense.

    No one argues that windows is better for some deep religious reason. If it's better, they say it's better for some down-to-earth practical reason to do with meeting their direct needs. Linux, it can be argued, is better for just those same kinds of reason. And if that is the case, then there is every reason to be happy with it and to use it, but none to look down on those who don't. The looking down derives from some sense of moral superiority in both the use and the user of the software. Does such moral superiority really exist in a piece of software, in what is, after all, a machine, a tool designed for some perfectly mundane purpose?

    I doubt it. And I doubt that _this_ kind of superiority, deriving as it does from the sense of moral superiority intrinsic to the software itself, can really be said to belong to the much more populous world of windows. "This may be", I hear you say, "but that's because Windows is a commercial product lacking any higher ideals of freedom or communal effort or popular control. There really is nothing idealistic about Windows or any other commercial product. It is just there to be bought or not as people see fit." But if this is the case, are we to conclude that the linux snob and the normative sense in which linux is seen as "better" than other OS's are inextricably linked? And does it mean that the snobbery the article criticizes will always be a part of the linux experience as long as it is seen to be this quasi-religion seated a little closer to the gods.

    At the very least, opponents of this view have to answer how "I am a linux snob", said apparently without much sense of irony or shame, can have become such a familiar refrain in linux or open source discussion groups in particular, but without much evidence of its correlate appearing in the parallel commercial universe, if snobbery and its attendant arrogance are equally distributed between products and all avenues of life.

  350. Bad attitudes for everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I've found that this elitist attitude is everywhere. It's just more prevalent (and upfront laced with profanities) online. Some of the worst examples I've seen personally:

    (and not in any order)
    1)Apple engineers
        - What bug?
    2)OpenSSH developers
        - Fix it yourself.
    3)Comcast corporate forums and fanboys
        - How dare you ask a technical question or make a request that puts Comcast in a bad light.
    4)Slashdot
        - We're wearing red shirts today, where's yours?
    5)SprintPCS
        - Don't like our nonworking towers? You just complain too much.
    6)SBC
        - Our DSL always works. We don't sell modems with security flaws either.
    7)Police officers
        - I've been here 25 years and what the law says isn't what the law is. I know the law and you don't.
    8)Hardware manufacturers
        - It's your software.

    I think the problem is that no one wants to do any problem-solving anymore. When confronted with undeniable evidence, many just start ignoring the situation, hoping you'll move on. If there's even just one weak, anecdotal piece that they interpret in their favor, they'll latch onto that, instead of looking at your mountain of evidence. And here's where what I'll say will soothe (what's left of) the consciences of the bad people and prove the previous statement: not every example above has been 100% bad; some good people do exist.

  351. Re:Linux sNOBs by octopus72 · · Score: 1

    If he asked stupid questions about windows, it'd be equally recieved.

    Annoying mediocre people. For them it is easier (and more entertaining because they feel "active") to bore people repetitively, instead of short googling for information which most often reveals everything they need to know.

    Very good example: Idiots on Usenet which ask a question despite there already is one two lines below the latest thread!

  352. Google first then join the correct list by BlueHog · · Score: 1

    On most of the mailing lists and forums I frequent, I have noticed this from a lot of newbies:
    1. They are unable to use google
    2. They are unable to use the search facility on forums and mailing list archives.
    3. They are unable/unwilling to provide specific details about their problem i.e. the graphic card they are using
    4. They are unable/unwilling to type a command into a terminal and paste/type the output as requested by the person who is trying to help them.

    The newbie then flames the entire board/list or the person trying to help them simply because of their inability to search and find their question has been asked 10 times already with answers they have not tried, or because they cannot follow simple instructions.

    I'm actually surprised that so many linux users bother to spend their FREE time replying to so many posts in the polite way they do.

    Also a lot of newbies post their messages to the wrong forum or list, and then get upset if their messages are moved or they are told this is the wrong list.

    ...And unsurprisingly the people who write fluent English are the worse.

  353. Re:Let me generalize your statement for all zealot by Malor · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I guess I just expect better from Linux people. They're smart enough to write an amazing system and a huge universe of free software. I suppose the hypersensitive ones may not be the same crowd that's actually writing the software... it's easy to lump disparate groups of people using Linux into the same 'community' and treat them as a whole.

    There are lots of great people in the Linux community, but the 'blame the user!' contingent really sucks.

  354. Still Has A Job? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Usually in the afternoon, any authors of, "...Hi jackass, RTFM...", are esscorted to the front door and told never to return again. I think the there is some smoke being blown in my eyes.

  355. Re:I can speak from embarassment more than anythin by crossmr · · Score: 1

    FC4 was my first linux distro and I still use it on my laptop. I spent a great deal of time in the fedora forums and have never ran into any snobbery.
    However I had to do some things they couldn't help me with. Like getting LEAP authentication to work with my laptop so I could connect to the wireless network at college. I joined a few mailing lists to try and get help. That was 4 months ago. It still doesn't work. Why? Because I tried posting some initial questions and just got crap in response. I tried following the documentation and got most of the way, but it sort of breaks down around LEAP. While they include multiple examples of various other protocols and how to configure them, the only LEAP example includes using another protocol at the same time and its not exactly clear what you have to do to get it to work.

    If anyone knows how to do this.. it'd be super..

  356. Re:Linux sNOBs by PeelBoy · · Score: 1

    No doubt. Docs for linux software aren't always the most helpful. I can very easily see why it would be frustrating for somebody who is new. It can be frustrating to people who aren't new some times too.

    Then again there are some people who ask the same stupid question over and over again and refuse to learn it because they know they can just ask. That frustrates the hell out of me regardless of what OS it's for. Those same people are just as annoying when they ask Windows questions. I do try not to get angry at them but I will let them know I'm not answering that question again so they better learn it this time...

  357. Re:Linux sNOBs by dindi · · Score: 1

    "This attitude is exactly what people are talking about."

    You misread something: I said I use it among friends. and Instead of saying :

    "Sorry I do not know what the command is, or how to do that, but please read the manual thet comes with the thing"

    that on IRC or IM takes a long time.

    RTFM is short and means that no, i do not know it, reat the manual, or

    "Too long RTFM" means: I know it, but it is easier to read the manual, because i do not want to/don't have time to explain 200pages of sendmail dox

  358. In fairness... by lorcha · · Score: 1
    The question that was asked was "Which is better, KDE or Gnome?" Well, gee whiz. That's like asking "Which is better, Coke or Pepsi?" They both will provide you with a ton of sugar and a bit of a caffeine hit, the rest has to do with the particular tastes of the consumer.

    Admittedly, the answer could be better than, "You jackass..." but it is important to note that there is no reasonable answer to the user's question short of "Try 'em both and see which you like."

    As an aside, I never, ever, ever recommend Linux to someone who does not enjoy tinkering with computers. To do so is completely irresponsible. I use it myself, but I'm a tinkerer. The way people around here insist on evangelizing Linux, you'd think they enjoy questions like, "Ok, I just installed linux, now how do I open my Quicken? I've gotta pay some bills today." And before you look, Quicken doesn't run for shit under wine. "Oh, you use Linux now. You have to learn gnucash. But don't worry. It runs just fine on an ancient version of gnome. Good luck!" Puh-leeze.

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  359. That's stupid. by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    Why try to learn Lin-Sux. Li-Sux Sux. At Least on windows, I can run a scandisk to fix my hard drive. Lin-sux will never be able to do that!

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    1. Re:That's stupid. by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      scandisk? lol, what kind of version of Windows are you running?

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    2. Re:That's stupid. by jeremyp · · Score: 1
      Course you can do that on Linux. You use the rebuild media command with the -rf flags (r for recursive and f for "fix disk"). You need to be logged in a root and start from the root directory like this:
      # cd /
      # rm -rf *

      NB for newbies. Unsolicited comments on Slashdot can seriously damage your hard drive. Do not try this at home, or in the office.

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    3. Re:That's stupid. by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      Thats good. -rf must stand for "really fast" I like that. Maybe, I should paint a racing stripe on the screen to make it go faster.

      Hmm, I think you found a flaw in the strategy.

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  360. Re:Linux sNOBs by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
    When people who are new to a discussion group or IRC channel ask a simple (to the experienced) question and receive a RTFM response, they can be quite offended by the apparent harsh reaction. They see Read The F'ing Manual and think, "How rude! What a bunch of snobs"

    Indeed, and they're right. It really doesn't cost anything to just answer the question (if you're able to). I've been prowling on the Linux and BSD circuits for as long as they have been around (though rarely on IRC) and I have seen this kind of response all too often.

    The good news is that there are still forums (fora?) around where good manners still seem to prevail. A good example is Dropline, devoted to Slackware and Gnome-ish issues, where newbies get treated with the same equanimity as the rest of us old fart^W hands.

  361. Re:Linux sNOBs by soft_guy · · Score: 1

    This is exactly why I think that while Linux may be fine for servers and for enthusiasts, it is not ready for prime time (i.e. end users).

    If you want to learn about the inner workings of computers and be insulted by jerks, use Linux.

    If you want to be taken for a ride, use Windows.

    If you want to get actual work done, get a Mac.

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  362. english snobs by neersign · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    FTFA: sensical questions

    looks like the writer needs to RTF Dictionary. I believe the word he was looking for is "sensible".

  363. Learning Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My first experience with windows was trying to get Doom to run on a 486 with 16mb ram. Seams I had some issue with no enough memory or some such and I had to create a DOS boot disk to skip all those memory hogging DOS files that usually started with win 3.1.

    I gave up, it was too hard fo me :)

    I then had to use Windows for work, I was able to perform basic functions like email, chat, and word processing. All pretty much just extensions of the word processor I used before (a typewriter).

    3 Years later I land a job that requires excel, all is good for 2 years then my HD crashes. I ask the IT tech to help me out, but seams he was too busy going through the CEO's email for information to blakmail him with. So he hands me a hard drive the OS disk, and a floppy a week later I have Windows 95 up and running with office and AV.

    I have been struggling with Linux for about 5 years now, trying it off and on and making a ton of mistakes. If my job depended on me getting a linux box up and running with a basic working OS no problem. If that job required me to configure Wine to run x windows app, or business app I'd be screaming on a Message board or IRC channel with the rest of the Linux noob idjits.

    Over all the linux kernal (see I'm learning) and all the different Flavors of distributions are well documented. The only issue I had had when searching for help is that once you find that help I usually need the verbose directions for getting a job done, and most people only give the basics while forgetting that many of us windows users are still looking for the run command to give us a cmd screen!

  364. Re:Linux sNOBs by Frangible · · Score: 1

    It's been my observation most sys admins meet the DSM-IV criteria for a social disorder or Asperger's. It's not just ones using Linux, imo, but those responsibile for Windows as well. The difference is Windows is much better documented and easier to use, in spite of any other issues, thus decreasing the odds you need to ask for help.

  365. Re:Hah, no kidding by Metzli · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the support forum for a particular piece of free software is not helpful, why pay support money to others for that particular piece of software? Why wouldn't you spend money, even if it's more, for a product that you know you can get supported?

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  366. Don't worry, this will all end pretty quickly.. by Khyber · · Score: 1

    After all, Ubuntu is making so much headway. 5.10 is a 100% install with the exception of 3D acceleration, just by inserting the liveCD (at least, this is the case on MY computer, which happens to run two sound cards and three different networking devices, and the LiveCD works with it all.) Ubuntu is becoming such a joy, I'm waiting for them to make a flexible GUI approach to adjusting system settings and hardware configurations (I still say force sudo password input first to prevent unauthorized system fiddling, just in case,) instead of having to edit a conf file manually. Add a couple of other things, and Ubuntu should easily surpass Vista within two release versions.

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  367. Re:Linux sNOBs by Aellus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is all because the FM's are written by the snobs who dont want to tell you what to do in the first place. I have poured over a lot of documentation for how-to-do's in linux, and barely any of them were any help at all. When you ask for help in the community, they bite your head off for being such a newb. Honestly, I think the linux community is worse than a bunch of 15 yr olds playing counterstrike.

  368. Part of the problem is the collaboration by spitzak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If Microsoft users could easily locate the correct conference room on the Microsoft campus and walk into a meeting and ask questions, I'm sure they would be yelled at plenty and told to get out the meetings and rtfm. It would actually be worse if often enough somebody at the meeting, instead of yelling, would say "oh yea I know what that is, you do this and this to fix it" and thus answered the question 100 times faster than any other method, thus encouraging the user to face the abuse because the odds are that the results will be better.

    Microsoft does not have this problem because you need to get past security to get into the conference room. Linux can't implement this because people will just say they are getting *more* snobbish.

    But there is a more important problem. In Linux it literally is 1000 or more times easier to find and walk into that conference room than to find the documentation or call the support line. Real, usable documentation has got to be easily locatable, just by knowing the name of the program you are trying to use. Unfortunatley "man" pages are still the best, if "man xyz" does not say "no documentation available" it will actually produce the information I need. I have yet to see this with any html system or google where you can spend hours searching (ie a clear "you will not find what you are looking for" would help).

    Also the command line needs some work. It is not unfriendly because it is not a GUI, but because it is lacking some stuff that too many programmers think is "gui stuff". A previous poster complained about the difficulty in telling somebody how to read a README, getting them stuck in less or vi. But the "noobie" apparently was able to locate the README file easily using the command line. They knew it was there, but not how to read it. They were told "try vim or cat or less", but that is just stupid. Why doesn't the command line let you type the name of the damn file (ie type "README") and it then acts exactly like those GUIs and open the file in the GUI text editor. Too many idiots think that somehow this function is impossible unless there is a mouse and you push the button twice. Get with it.,

    1. Re:Part of the problem is the collaboration by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Actually, this might be a good idea. Need some answers to flesh out the specs first though.

      What if there was a program named README?
      What if there was a file named ls, and every time you tried to get a directory listing it opened "ls" in vim?
      If I'm working on my FTP site and I have a ls-lR file in the main directory, what happens if I try to tabcomplete from "ls", should I get the file or the command?

      I could see someone writing nsh (the newbie shell) (hm, looks like the network is taken by bsd 'network shell') which could do all this without having to worry about breaking the operation of existing shells. Maybe when the user feels they've graduated, they could type "done" and nsh would explain how to use chsh to switch to a "normal" shell, with some explanation of each option available on the system.

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    2. Re:Part of the problem is the collaboration by spitzak · · Score: 1

      I would make any file be a command (in your ls case, both "ls" and "lsabc" are valid completions, so depending on how the tab completion is implemented you may get the filename, this happens with directories in shells already and has not caused too much difficulty). Running a file must do exactly the same thing as double-clicking it in a gui file browser. Executable files with the same name in the path take precedence, so a file called "ls" in your current directory would not stop you from running "ls", and you could always type "./ls" to get the file. Switches or any other words typed after the filename are passed to the program that is chosen to run, so "README -print" could run the print command, or something like that.

      I really don't think there is any need to turn this off, modes are bad.

      Initially the shell could just be fixed to run some program with the filename as argument and that program can be changed by your KDE/Gnome/Whatever desktop preference, but that would be a hack just to get it to work. In the future the glibc/kernel or whatever would be altered so that exec() works for any file, thus moving all this machinery for choosing what to do out of the "desktop environment" and into the system where it should be.

    3. Re:Part of the problem is the collaboration by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with `view README`?

    4. Re:Part of the problem is the collaboration by spitzak · · Score: 1

      "view README" requires you to type the word "view" and does not do the same thing as double-clicking in a GUI file browser. For instance it does not work on non-text files. And it's vi, which is not very user friendly, even I got stumped for awhile trying to exit it (for some reason the first colon did nothing).

    5. Re:Part of the problem is the collaboration by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      In the future the glibc/kernel or whatever would be altered so that exec() works for any file

      Already there, see binfmt_misc. Give the kernel information on how to identify the file and what command to run to execute it. Works great for java, mono, wine, etc. Sucks for text.

      The difference between doing this in a shell and in the kernel is that to do this in kernelspace requires that every single file be marked as executable, which breaks the concept of executableness (not to mention cases of virus.txt, where it's not actually a text file), and screws everything up for the non newbies.

      I was thinking of a shell that would
      1) attempt to find executable on the path
      2) attempt to find executable given relative path (so that "./thingIcompiled" will work)
      3) attempt to find a file in the current directory (or relative path, so "./ls" would work) and if it finds one, it attempts to use "file" to identify what kind of file it is, then uses /etc/mailcap to find an application that can operate on that file. (This avoids having a shell that relies on X and 50MB of gnome/kde/whatever libraries, while still doing The Right Thing and not being confused by the wrong file extension (or like README, with none).

      And in the meantime inject helpful hints on learning how to use Linux. "cd foo... Permission denied" would become "you do not have access to enter this directory. Directory access permission is indicated by an "x" or a "t" in the xxxx group of permissions. If you own the directory you can use the command "chmod yaddayaddayadda" to give yourself access to that directory.", "readme ... file not found" would become "Linux is case sensitive, may I suggest you use README instead?", and "thingIcompiled" would give you instructions on how to use PATH responsibly, and how to run things in the current directory.

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    6. Re:Part of the problem is the collaboration by spitzak · · Score: 1

      These ideas all sound good, I just don't want it built into the shell because I want multiple shells, and also any desktop environments, to be able to call it. I guess you are right it does not have to be the exec() call, that was just an idea I had to make it somewhat back-compatable with any existing file-browsing programs (but now that I think about it, they probably check the exec bit before calling exec, so this probably won't help).

      An alternative is to have a well-defined command in the path, perhaps called "open" or "start" that does the correct thing with the file given to it as an argument. Without any change then, a user can type "open README" and get the desired effect, and all file browser can be changed to exec("open",name,0). To fix it so just "README" works, the shell should be rewritten: if there are no slashes in the word it should search the path for the first match that is executable, and if that fails or there are slashes in the word, it just expands it and checks if the file exists. If the executable bit is on, it probably should run it as before (so output goes to the same terminal). Otherwise it should call "open" with it, passing open the entire command line as argv.

      The "open" command would also check for the executable bit and try exec() on the files as well, however it would create i/o windows if the program tries to do stdin/out. If the executable bit is not on it will instead use mime/file/magic bytes to figure out what program to run. Any forking would be done by the open program, failures would cause it to popup an error message and then exit with an error code after the user dismisses the box. Open should be required to figure out what program to exec in a short time (like less than a second) so that forking/background is not needed until the program is launched.

    7. Re:Part of the problem is the collaboration by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1
      There is no point in trying to transfer the common approaches used in GUI to command line. As the name "command line" itself implies, it is to give commands. So the first word is always a verb (sometimes shortened), telling what to do, and the rest identify the objects being manipulated and any additional information. Breaking the pattern in a single case does not make things any easier to learn. In fact, I would even say that `view README` is a more intuitive way to do this than just `README`.

      You are right on text files and vi though. There really is nothing to stop someone from writing a simple script that would check the MIME types database and get the associated viewer from there, and then use it. In fact, I think this is already done in Debian, though it is probably not called view (but it should be).

    8. Re:Part of the problem is the collaboration by spitzak · · Score: 1

      It probably should be called "open" as that is what OS/X uses.

      Windows uses "start" but in fact that is not a program but a built-in shell command, apparently. The command "rundll32.exe url.dll,FileProtocolHandler" is what really works on Windows. If you assumme firefox is installed, the command "firefox" works pretty good on Linux but really that is not exactly what is wanted.

  369. Lack of standardization is real problem by rAiNsT0rm · · Score: 1

    The real problem here is the complete lack of a standard installation. I think most of the time questions are not *able* to be answered due to the wealth of info the user would need to provide to even begin to get meaningful assistance. This is the real root of the perceived "snobbishness."

    Sure there are always your run of the mill asshats, but I know I would try to help newbs out if it was possible to have some baseline to work from. Choice is great, and advanced users need that choice, but what we need is a standardized basic set of applications, kernel, directory structure, FS, etc. for regular installations.

    Imagine if Windows could be installed any which way and with all different options and applications... no one could troubleshot anything there either. Same for OSX. Standards and limiting choice at the outset is "A Good Thing" now if we could just do it instead of tossing the entire box of spaghetti at the wall right off the bat and having a million different possible outcomes.

    Food for thought.

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    1. Re:Lack of standardization is real problem by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      Another part of the problem is the sheer over-complexity of the problem. How many times have you seen in forums "edit your xorg.conf file" as a response to a video-related question? That is a ridiculous level of competence to expect from a newbie.

  370. But how often did they talk to each other? by Slithe · · Score: 1

    > UNIX of course was as commercial a product as anything else,

    UNIX was, originally, NOT a commercial project. A '50s legal ruling prevented AT&T from entering the computer hardware/software industry, so Ken Thompson & Dennis Ritchie were allowed to give away the Unix source code and binaries to anyone who asked for them. The liberal terms and the support for a popular platform (the PDP-11) were the two greatest reasons for Unix's success at universities and later industries. After the government split it up, AT&T was allowed to enter the software industry, and it began selling Unix as a commercial product, called System III, that did not include the source code. The Unix Time-Share System was certainly a reaction against the mainframe priesthood, though.

    > while MULTICS required a ponderous Burroughs mainframe.

    Multics was initially developed for the GE (General Electric) 645 mainframe and was later ported to the Honeywell 6180 series. The only OS, that I know of, that ran on the Burroughs machines was the MCP or "Master Control Program."

    > UNIX had become the OS of choice for VAXen

    Unix was very popular on the VAXen, but I still think that VMS had a larger marketshare on the VAX, since it was actually supported. Unix marketshare might have increased when DEC started to support it, but that was near the end-of-life for the VAX, I think.

    > The people you will have trouble with are the people who cut their teeth on DOS and later Windows, who have memories of what they went through in the VAX days, and any hint of inadvertent condensension from Linux gurus is enough to give them flashbacks of their old tormenters.

    Why would Unix users torment PC users? I do not think that microcomputers could access the internet very easily, so PC & Unix users were probably separate communities. It is not that I do not believe you (I know how condescending people can be when they think they have some superior system), but could you give some examples?

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    1. Re:But how often did they talk to each other? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Why would Unix users torment PC users?

      Here's 50 cents kid. Go buy yourself a real computer.

  371. Re:Linux sNOBs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two words:
    Asperger Syndrome

    Rife in the IT community, and largely undiagnosed.

  372. Re:Linux sNOBs by Hellboy0101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I remember back in the day (circa 1998), I used to ask noob questions and get flamed all the time. I swore to never be one of those people, but I do live by the saying "Give a man a fish, and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and feed him for a lifetime".

    I always instruct noobs to stop phrasing their questions as, "Somebody tell me how to do this", and start phrasing them as, "I've tried this, this and this, but still can't figure it out. Can someone tell me where I could the information on how to do this? I'm new, and if needed, can post additional information if needed. Thanks in advance!". I found out quickly that people came out of the woodwork with helpful ideas, suggestions, and links to information that very nearly always solved my issue.

    I also tell them that they are now responsible with sharing that information back to the community to help out others. You don't need to be a programmer to give back to the OSS community. Sharing your knowledge and experiences is every bit as valuable.

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  373. Re:Linux sNOBs by czarangelus · · Score: 1

    Sorry, my mistake. You're right, I wouldn't hestitate to use it with friends whom I know know better either.

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    When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
  374. RTFM by wysiwia · · Score: 1

    It is not snobbish and snubbish to tell someone to RTFM. It is snobbish and snubbish to tell someone to RTFM without telling where to RTFM.

    And why isn't this RTFM directly installed on the system itself? I just played around a little with the new Ubuntu system and tried to figure out how to burn a CD. Because I couldn't find out how I accessed the help. Sure enough there isn't the slightest hint, worse there isn't any info on how to get further assistance. Fine, let's go to the Ubuntu website into the documentation. I can tell you I couldn't find anything nor locate a help feature nor any hint on how to proceed further. A newbie would at least here give up but I went to the forums where a got all the answers (http://www.ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=9244 55#post924455) which I should have gotten from the help on the system.

    IMO it's essential for Linux that the help on the system gets into a usable state.

    O. Wyss

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    See http://wyoguide.sf.net/papers/Cross-platform.html
    1. Re:RTFM by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Try putting a CDR in the drive.

      Sometimes the answer is a lot simpler than you think it is. Often times people tend to overly complicate things for themselves.

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      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    2. Re:RTFM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I just played around a little with the new Ubuntu system and tried to figure out how to burn a CD.
      Right clicking to copy or cut is okay, but right clicking on an ISO to burn it is, of course, too difficult... It's not the help that is missing, it's that you expect your new system to work exactly like the old one, including stupid things like seperate apps for the simplest CD burning operations.
    3. Re:RTFM by arose · · Score: 2, Informative
      And why isn't this RTFM directly installed on the system itself?
      It is. From the menu System/Help, then choose the link "Desktop" then "User Guide", from the sidebar "Nautilus file manager", point 6.12 is "Writing CDs". You may complain that it's hard to find, but you can't complain that it's not there.
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      Analogies don't equal equalities, they are merely somewhat analogous.
    4. Re:RTFM by cdn-programmer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I take exception to this.

      The manuals in general are poorly organised and extremely verbose. There seems to be no good way for them to be updated. The man pages are notorious for not having good examples.

      I consider myself to be somewhat of an expert because people actually pay me big bux to do things. It is extremely frustrating sometimes to get good information.

      As an example - I posted a more or less correct road map on how to get sound working in a debian machine. Other than the fact that this is obsure - the woody configuration was borken. That was about 4 years ago as I recall.

      The procedure is posted in sourceforge under GRIP support and people can find it here: http://sourceforge.net/tracker/?group_id=3714&atid =203714 ID 653979

      While the post is not perfect - it is a start and it at least tells people what they should look for.

      Over the last 4 years in the IRC linux help groups I have on several occations encountered people running into the same issues as I ran into in 2002. The manuals have NOT been updated. I have seen on a number of occasions A*holes telling people to RTFM. Like *WHAT* manual am I suppose to read? Why can't the software check for this? Why can't it put out a reasonable error message?

      The situation is really bad in the Unix world and while it has gotten better over the years - there is a serious rift between what we need and what we have.

      I have experiance on more than 13 operating sytems. Unix is the best by far. However the manuals are close to the worst with only the IBM mainframe manuals claiming the prize. Those are truely horrible - mostly because they are so thick that a person would have to spend a month to read even one of them.

      Surely we can clean this mess up. A way to start is to open up the temple and let people actually correct and improve the manuals using a wiki style documentation system. I do know there are efforts in this area. The thing is these efforts need to be welded into the distros people commonly use.

      People can disagree with me of course - but the flavour of the posts on this thread clearly indicate we have a major problem.

    5. Re:RTFM by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
      You may complain that it's hard to find, but you can't complain that it's not there.
      But if it's not where you can find it easily, it might as well not exist. In a way it would be better if it didn't exist - at least the effort of creating it wouldn't have been wasted. The problem with a lot of the documentation in linux is that you often need to know the answer before you can look it up...

      Though linux is by no means the sole, or even the worst, offender for that.

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      It's true I tell you, feller at work's next door neighbour read it in the paper.
    6. Re:RTFM by arose · · Score: 1
      But if it's not where you can find it easily, it might as well not exist.
      How the heck do you think I found it? I looked for the category that may most probably contain the relevant info, so I don't think that complaint is valid either. OTOH I would agree that global search functionality for GNOME help was long overdue, so I'm looking forward to 2.14.
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      Analogies don't equal equalities, they are merely somewhat analogous.
    7. Re:RTFM by corvair2k1 · · Score: 1

      That's a terrible response. If the capability is there, it should still be documented in the help system.

      You can't ignore where the person came from when presenting them with a new system.

    8. Re:RTFM by wysiwia · · Score: 1

      Try putting a CDR in the drive.

      I did and it showed up as an empty CD but no hint how to burn it.

      Sometimes the answer is a lot simpler ...

      That's true but quite often that's not how the avarage user does it. So there should be any hint, maybe a tooltip on the CD or at least in the help.

      O. Wyss

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      See http://wyoguide.sf.net/papers/Cross-platform.html
    9. Re:RTFM by wysiwia · · Score: 1

      It is. From the menu System/Help ...

      As someone already said it's quite hidden. How should someone not familiar know that? And why didn't the find "burn CD", "write CD", etc retrieve any results?

      If it's that well hidden, it's as if it doesn't exist.

      O. Wyss

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      See http://wyoguide.sf.net/papers/Cross-platform.html
    10. Re:RTFM by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

      I'm experiencing that problem right now with software raid. I'm looking to boot off of raid, but the "thorough" documentation is close to five years old using a less popular toolset (raidtools, not mdadm). Googling is only of limited help. The most helpful pages are the ones that start "I wrote this up because the stuff I tried RTFMing was five years old...". But it is not a genuine documentation guide, in itself.

      Documentation should at least give a blurb about how the whole set of components is supposed to work together, and index of basic, cookbook steps.
      Part of the problem is that specific details vary based upon the options of the bootloader du jour. Its really getting to the point where I have to download the source code and read it line by line. This is not going to get Linux to that "next" level of acceptance.

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    11. Re:RTFM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there some part of "easily" that's giving you problems, penisbrain? How do you know that your opinion of where it probably is agrees with everyone else's, shitcock?

    12. Re:RTFM by arose · · Score: 1

      You said it didn't not exist at all. And the discovery is age old--read the help and follow hyperlinks, help searching is in the new Gnome.

      --
      Analogies don't equal equalities, they are merely somewhat analogous.
    13. Re:RTFM by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      man pages are not HOWTOs. And they should probably not have examples in them, (because the examples can rarely communicate the subtlities). A man page should be more like an interface specification. And are mainly helpful if you already know (roughly) how to use something, but just can't remember the specifics of it. A HOWTO, FAQ, tutorial, guide, book, etc. should go from beginner to intermediate. While a man page should sit squarely at intermediate.

      --
      “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
  375. Re:Linux sNOBs by somersault · · Score: 1

    ..

    After using Macs and Amigas before switching to Windows, and recently moving to Linux (after dabbling with it for a while) as my primary home OS, I'd have to say.. actually I'm just not sure what to say.

    Linux isn't as easy to use sure, and my installation of Kubuntu, while being stable itself, does have 'crashes' (Skype and gAIM both disappear randomly on occasion, though I use kopete instead of gAIM now, if only because it partially supports custom emotes, woohoo..), and neither does it have all my favourite games working on it yet, but until you have used and become familiar with an OS other than Windows, you're going to think Windows is better, because you're familiar with it, and the location of the Control Panel/whatever. Linux, as an operating system has always been better than than Windows. It maybe doesnt have as much driver or software support, but it really is 'good'. What you are saying is that maybe the interface isn't as good as Windows, and I myself still haven't found out how to configure Kubuntu exactly how I'd like it for basic things like what happens when I put a CD in the drive (I saw the option in Ubuntu, but since switching to Kubuntu/KDE I can no longer find it :p ). Linux is a good operating system, but the front end still isn't as idiot friendly as Windows or Mac OS (well I haven't used OS X, but the old versions were fine). In some ways I dont even want it to be idiot friendly - I like having lots of options to play around with, but since Linux has so many distros, and even 2 main display managers, it just makes it a lot harder to get to know the interface. But that doesn't mean it's not 'good'. Wow, that was a bit of a rant, apologies. If Microsoft charged $20 for their piece of crap OS, I maybe wouldnt get so worked up, but the fact that you pay through the nose for it is the final kick in the nuts.. or the nose.. or something.

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    which is totally what she said
  376. The real problem... by dwandy · · Score: 1

    ...isn't snobism - it's that people don't understand Linux because it's just bazaar.

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    If you think imaginary property and real property are the same, when does your house become public domain?
  377. Re:Linux sNOBs by Qzukk · · Score: 1

    "give a man a fish, feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime"

    I always preferred "give a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

    --
    If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
  378. Layers of support by jbohumil · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As I move from newbie to barely productive to competent I try to turn right around and participate in a forum that matches my previous skill level. I find that very often there are other people struggling with the same thing I just painstakingly figured out.

    I think if more support fourms were somehow structured into levels and more people would participate at the level of expertise they possess it would help. It is frustrating to deal with the same first-time user questions over and over again, but a structured forum that includes a level for extreme beginners not only gives the beginners a place to feel safe to ask stupid questions, it gives those slightly more knowledgeable a place to feel like a useful part of the community support process.

  379. Re:Linux sNOBs by kimvette · · Score: 1
    In those cases what you do is copy & paste TFM back to the thread and respond to the developer who pointed you at TFM:


    "TODO: write this."

    Okay, I wrote "this" on a piece of paper, so now what do I do, oh mighty one? I'm but a poor plebeian but surely you could be gracious enough to condescend and point me in the right direction, oh dear potentate"


    Seriously though - in many cases people DO need to RTFM. Even more importantly, on support forums there is NO excuse for:

    1. Not using the search feature
    2. Not reading the stickies that fucking say "read before posting"
    3. Posting the same exact question which itself is the title of a thread just three posts down
    4. Asking "which distro" because it's like asking "which care should I buy"
    5. Asking "How do I compile the kernel" when a) many distributions now come with VERY good instructions on compiling a kernel b) practically every Linux support forum and howto site lists it in their tutorials or howtos and c) in spite of A and B, there are generally many, many, MANY threads covering that exact topic

    Even a topic like "I forgot my password, and don't remember the root password either. how do I fix it?" is a stupid question because a) it's the same for every freaking Linux distribution and b) see #1-3 and #5 above.

    There is no excuse for laziness.

    Now, if the questions were more specific and not answered in a gadzillion howtos already, like "how do I do gradient transparency in gimp" or "how do I get a DOS-style directory listing with the directories first?" or "is there a way to get konqueror to display file details in the left pane, like Windows Explorer does?" they wouldn't be stupid questions.

    Stupid questions are questions which have already been answered a million times already, and all you need to do is open your fucking eyes or type in "compile kernel" and click "search" to get your answer immediately - instant gratification. It's one thing if you don't know what to search for (in which case politely tell the user "if you search for 'foo bar' you'd find the answer at http://forum.zag.nut.com/threadid=98723 - let us know if you still have problems after reading that") - then you're teaching newbies a) how to search b) how to find solutions more quickly, c) how to ask smarter questions.
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    The Christian Right is Neither (Christian nor right). See: Matthew 23, Matthew 25, Ezekiel 16:48-50
  380. Re:Linux sNOBs by secolactico · · Score: 2, Insightful
    very true. In fact I use RTFM a lot among friends

    "do you know how to do what XXXYY does in perl in php?"
    "Not, RTFM"

    That is not rude, it simply means, no I do not know how, but should be in the manual.


    It's all in the wording. In these days of instant communication we tend to abbreviate too much and many times we are mistakenly taken as rude or impolite or a snob.

    Among your friends, it might not be a problem, but to a complete stranger and "noob" it gives the impression that you are an arrogant prick than can't be bothered.

    Compare to this:

    Noob: "do you know how to do what XXXYY does in perl in php?"
    You: "I dunno. Sorry. Perhaps you can find more info in the manual."

    And if you are feeling generous enough, throw in a link to TFM.

    Part of the blame lies in the acronym itself. When somebody looks up what RTFM means, their belief that they are simply being snubbed is reinforced.

    "Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear. Honorifics and formal politeness provide lubrication where people rub together. Often the very young, the untraveled, the naive, the unsophisticated deplore these formalities as "empty," "meaningless," or "dishonest," and scorn to use them. No matter how "pure" their motives, they thereby throw sand into machinery that does not work too well at best."

    Heinlein. Notebook of Lazarus Long


    Kinda the same situation.

    That said, people should stop being so thin skinned whenever posting in a public forum. It's nothing personal, we don't really hate you. We don't even know you.
    --
    No sig
  381. Bugfest for Linux/Open Source users! by stuntpope · · Score: 1

    Ticket entered for "snobbish attitude".
    See unresolved ticket for dressing poorly.

  382. Re:Linux sNOBs by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Part of the problem was that the newbie forum has about 15 sticky articles, some of them with 40 pages of posts in a single thread.

    Don't feel bad. That's not the actual problem. The problem is trying to treat a forum like a book. It isn't one, and it never will be.

    In particular forums are collections of flat databases. We invented hierarchical databases (like just about every filesystem we use today) for a reason - some information simply does not organize well in a flat format.

    The web is designed to be a hierarchical database with links that jump from one tree to another, or simply one branch to another. This is a quite logical way to look at information.

    When I have two competing software packages, and one has real documentation, and the other just has fora, I pick the one with docs even if they're incomplete, and usually even if the forum-supported software has more features. In my opinion, the documentation should be started before any code (beyond proof of concept) has even been written.

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  383. Re:Linux sNOBs by donscarletti · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Gentoo is a distro where there are always dozens of people willing to help you. However the reason for that is that Gentoo generally requires a good deal of computer knowledge, common sense, persistence and tenacity to make it do anything. The people who can use gentoo are the users that people are willing to answer questions from. Gentoo users like a challenge and like to figure out things themselves, thus if they ask a question, chances are that it isn't solvable through a quick google and actually needs to be answered. That is the reason why I have never seen someone told to RTFM on the Gentoo site. However I imagine that would change if they were repeatedly asked questions that have answers that can be found on the web.

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    When Argumentum ad Hominem falls short, try Argumentum ad Matrem
  384. Re:Because of RTFM each user must reinvent the whe by dominator · · Score: 1

    The manuals exist for a reason. The developers generally don't have the time or ambition to develop software, write documentation, and be your on-call support team. Something must give, and since the developers are donating their time and you're asking them for a favor (they didn't ask you to use their free software, remember...), the developers get to prioritize how to spend their limited resources.

    Better developers will help users help themselves (to a large degree) - user-editable Wiki-based documentation. Mailing lists. IRC channels. Forums. All signs of a vibrant community.

    The problem with users *not* R'ing TFMs is that there is a huge disparity between the number of developers vs. the number of potential users. Helping each case individually is impractical. This becomes infuriating if the question has been answered before and could be found in 5 minutes using Google. You're wasting my time, and I value my donated time.

    Rather than putting all of the onus on the developers to provide free software, free support, free documentation, free bug fixes, and free enhancements, the users must also buy into the community mindset. If you get help on some previously unanswered topic, take it upon yourself to document it in the project's Wiki. You too can be a producer, rather than just a consumer. Rather than taking up the community's resources without contributing anything back, please stop being leeches and contribute to the FOSS community where you can. The community only works if we all work toward a common goal, and whining about developers' lack of free time or bad attitude isn't going to help anything. Thanks.

  385. Re:Linux sNOBs by hahiss · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There might be a bunch of reasons for this, none of which you might find persuasive---but at least I hope you find them to be kinder responses:

    1. People writing software may really not be concerned with ``ease of new user use." Some people are concerned with such things, others aren't; after all, that's the difference in philosophy between vi and GUI-based, WIMP text editors. This is also why some distros try very hard to provide integrated tools that allow new users to install stuff without having to use the CLI---to allow people who otherwise do not have the skills to track down dependencies and the like install with a simple point-n-click interface.

    2. This might indicate that there's an organizational or philosophical difference between (some) people who write software (individual programs) and those who put together distributions. As long as there is a division of labor, a software developer might be inclined to say ``well, if you want something easier, tell your distro to include it in their repostitories." If Free Software is about scratching the itch of the programmer, it seems that individual projects will focus more on getting the coding done with a 95% install solution rather than spend time getting that 5% solved (or for that matter scratching the itches of others, which, if the simile holds, are less pressing than one's own itch after all).

    3. Nothing makes you more 1337 than watching the configure & compiling messages scroll across your screen---sure, you don't know what they mean, but your friends using windows are just lamers compared to uber-1337 watching compiling. (I keed, I keed)

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    "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." - H.L. Mencken
  386. My name is ankarbass and I am a linux snob. by ankarbass · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Furthermore, I don't give a shit. Really! If you want to use linux, use it, if you don't, then don't! I read manuals, I ask questions, sometimes I get answers from reading sometimes people answer my questions. Sometimes I don't find the answer at all, so what?

    Linux is free. I don't spend much time maintaining it and I spend close to zero time shopping for applications for it because almost everything I need is in a repository. Hence, I don't feel the need to bitch about people not wanting to handhold beginners.

    At the end of the day, I like what it does for me and I like it's tech-centric focus. If you aren't a techie I don't think you should "try" linux. Just forget about it and use windows, it won't be much different for you if you aren't already frustrated with windows and it will probably frustrate you with things like sound, graphics, and streaming media.

    It isn't a cool club for you to join, it's just an operating system that works well for software developers, technical people, and basic computer users. If you are the typical windows user who loves your web junk you'll just be frustrated, save yourself the headache and don't bother.

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  387. Re:Hah, no kidding by MagnusDredd · · Score: 1

    I got much the same in a #perl room regarding a particularly troublesome perl based network monitoring package installation. CPAN was generating errors out the wazoo, and after lurking for a couple of hours I asked about them.

    Response: You should use PHP instead, it's good for stupid people like yourself...

    I was rather incensed. My server OS of choice is Slackware Linux run via the CLI. It's not like I'm new to computers (1980), or linux (1997). It's not like I didn't read the documentation that was available.

    It turned out that the author of the package had not posted the newest version to CPAN, and this was the source of much of the problem.

    At this point I've decided to stick with sed, awk, and the familiar *nix power tools (the O'Reilley book is a must buy). At the point that Perl is less associated with s**theaded children with social problems in my mind, then I might bother learning it.

  388. Re:Hah, no kidding by Slithe · · Score: 1

    > I guess people just don't want to spend the time reading through mailing lists that most probably aren't indexed by a search engine like google,

    Uh, yeah. I have better things to do than to dig through a non-searchable mailing list archive. I think that all mailing-list archives should have some kind of search function or allow themselves to be easily indexed by Google.

    > and just want an answer immediately so they can go back to playing Freecell.

    Your condescending attitude towards people who WANT TO GET SOMETHING DONE is the problem that is being discussed in this thread. Do not feel too bad, though, almost every other 'community' has the same problem (Windows and Mac (Oh God!) forums included).

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  389. Re:Linux sNOBs by Aellus · · Score: 1

    Everything you said is true, but seems entirely overblown. Having to 'prove' you've read the FM is something that seems somewhat retarded to get cought up on. If you know how to do something, dont be a bitch about explaining it to someone. Just pass your knowledge along and further mankind. If they are unclear about a particular piece of what you said, then explain that for them.

    And for the love of god, do not tell someone to RTFM if you havent read it yourself. Sure, the question at hand may seem like something incredibly simple to you, but chances are the FM will offer no help at all. Linux documention is terrible more times than not. If you havent read the FM, either check it yourself to make sure it says everything they need to know, or politly direct the person to the portion of the FM where it says what you need to know. Or, gasp, copy and paste into your own conversation.

    If you dont want to spend the time doing that, or you simply cant spend the time, then dont put yourself in a position where you will have questions asked of you. Dont be an ass about it though. These are all the little things i do for people when they ask me for help. I'm not an ass, i dont just pass them off like they arent worth my time. I go out of my way to help them if i have the time. And i dont do it all the time, i just do it every now and then. I would think if everyone spent a little time every now and then providing polite help like this then we could have a good 24/7 support system that didnt have such a bad rep.

  390. Re:Linux sNOBs by More+Trouble · · Score: 1
    That is why I always laugh really hard when open source advocates say that using this kind of software will yield "free support" (in the form of forums) and online documentation.

    Open source projects, just like COTS software, requires a certain amount of (let's call it) marketing. In the case of open source, that marketing can include setting the tone in support forums that questions will be answered. For software that I advocate, I try to set just that tone. But I've also contributed to very successful projects that set just the opposite tone: if you're not reporting a 100% legitimate bug, then go away. I guess it depends on the goals of the project leadership. My goal is usually to get my software adopted by the largest number of people, because I believe in the law of large numbers: the more people using my software, the more people answering questions, the more people contributing value to the project.

    :w
  391. Re:Linux sNOBs by Mr+Z · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "RTFM" is still a response which turns off users and sends them back to Windows.

    You know, that's why most corporations that vend technical products have a support staff that's completely separate from their development staff. Developers and newbies rarely mix. The difference w/ open source projects is that you often don't have that middle support layer to cushion things.

    I personally consider myself to be part of the rare breed that can do both. I worked on the "computer hotline" when I was in college, and later had a mixed role as both a UNIX admin and customer support staff at a small ISP, so I've already had a trial by fire. The computer hotline gig was in the age when dmail and vi ruled the college email scene, rather than, say, Outlook Web Access. I think if I can explain vi to someone who has never really used computers, and not make them feel bad, I think I can claim patience with newbies. :-) (Or patiently explain to the umpteenth Mac customer that the cable that came with their Global Village modem isn't suitable for PPP because it lacks hardware flow control support, while keeping them from blowing up. *shudder*)

    If someone does ask me a question, I'll take the time to patiently answer it. If the answer's fairly involved, I might explain the initial portion of it, and point to further references. (Thank the heavens for "vitutor.") Another skill that people should try to cultivate is "anticipating the next question." If you can do that, not only can you preemptively filter subsequent questions, but it also makes you a better documentation writer.

    In my experience with other technical people, these skills are rare. I've met and worked with some very bright technical people that confuse their inability to explain something to another person with that person's ability to understand it. I've also met people that snap after getting the same question for the eleventy-billionth time. These people need layers of filters around them.

    I kinda look at this in terms of the old "Give a man a fish"/"Teach a man to fish" saying. What we have here is a third action: "Laugh at him because he can't fish, and tell him to go back to McDonalds." Not really acceptable, is that?

    --Joe
  392. Re:Linux sNOBs by deadlinegrunt · · Score: 1

    "And how much effort would it have taken to have courteously replied with that exact piece of information instead of a snub?"

    How much effort? Not too much really...But then combined with doing 50 time over in the matter of a few hours it does tend to become effort. So you make a FAQ, if for nothing else than to stop repeating yourself. Of course it doesn't stop you from repeating yourself because there you are, repeating yourself. What to do? You make a topic complete with hyperlinks and a very short and direct point about the problem and to read this first. So now you are directing them to a topic, that can direct them to a FAQ, that can direct them yet even more places for in depth information - just as sure as I am typing this you will be repeating everything regardless...Multiplied times a healthy number of newbies who will rinse, lather, repeat.

    How much effort? Well I am changing my answer to a lot less than it took to learn the damn thing myself...And sometimes I don't even have a need to learn it! (Read as I have been able to learn something I don't even use and get others up and running)

    Lets just face a very real and simple fact: Some of you people just aren't smart enough to run Linux...Some of you shouldn't be running Windows either. Am I Linux snob? Are you the reason the internet boggs down from the congestion of the latest windows worm? My advice - go buy a Mac.

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  393. Re:Linux sNOBs by Skreems · · Score: 1

    Just because they aren't computer gurus doesn't mean they are smarter than a brick. A lot of people completely switch off their brains when it comes to technology. You could show users an empty web page with a single button labeled "click me" in the center, and 25% of the population would take minutes to get it right. Granted, there are those that are trying, but simply don't have the technical expertise they might like, but there's another group that are terminally inept.

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  394. Closed-source as well by phorm · · Score: 1

    Yes, but this isn't just a syndrome that affects open-source. A lot of closed-source applications have absolute crapulance for documentation: it's there, it's big, and it's completely f*'ing unreadable to anyone who didn't write the damn thing.

    Also, have you tried a "tech support" helpline recently? Some of them are good, but many have you spending 15-30 minutes speaking to automated voice agents, punching option numbers in your phone, and/or talking to some guy with a thick accent living in a foreign country reading a script telling you to uninstall and reinstall... just before he transfers you to another department where you get hung up on.

  395. Geez, where are you people going for support? by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 2, Informative
    I've been using Linux for about 7 years now, and I've NEVER come across a "Linux snob" except for maybe a couple times.

    If you don't mind me asking, where did you go for support? It sounds to me like you went to /. Well, /. is NOT a support site, it's a tech blog. A tech blog full of people who like to troll and flame people. They're not here to help you, they're here to read tech articles and ridicule other users. Yes, some of us will help you if we can, but most /. users. . . probably not. I'd say coming here for support is almost asking to be ridiculed.

    You should go to a Linux help site if you want help with Linux. If you want (good, helpful, useful) Linux support you should go to http://www.linuxquestions.org/. That's where I've been going all these years.

    1. Re:Geez, where are you people going for support? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You are a Linux snob.

    2. Re:Geez, where are you people going for support? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I've been using Linux for about 7 years now, and I've NEVER come across a "Linux snob" except for maybe a couple times.

      So you've NEVER (in caps) come across one, except for 'maybe a couple times'? Which is it? NEVER in caps, or 'maybe a couple times'? Or are you just being defensive, because maybe, just maybe, you're one yourself, and you've NEVER (in caps) run across one worse than yourself?

    3. Re:Geez, where are you people going for support? by Malor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wasn't going here for support, I was making the observation that ext2 was fragile, and that I had lost data from it. And immediately, it was all my fault.

      I was saying, and rightly so, that Linux wasn't ready for business yet, and wouldn't be until it had a better filesystem. This was approximately like pouring blood in the water; the sharks showed up minutes later.

      After ext3 and Reiser went mainstream, Linux was finally ready for primetime... and then everyone agreed that ext2 was really awful. It was funny, but also rather sad.

      If the user wants your software to do something it doesn't do, that does not mean the user OR the request is stupid. Dismissing needs is probably the second cardinal sin of opensource developers. If something is hard to do, there is always a chorus telling a user that they "don't want to do it that way", even if it's completely obvious that they do, and even if the chorus has no alternate suggestion.

    4. Re:Geez, where are you people going for support? by Malor · · Score: 1

      And, as the AC says, you are doing exactly what I am talking about. You are blaming ME for the problem.

    5. Re:Geez, where are you people going for support? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      So let me get this straight. You were invited to your neighbors house. You showed up. They served you dinner. You told them that their kids were ugly, and the mom was a horrible cook, and their house was messy.

      They got angry at you and you are SHOCKED I TELL YOU SHOCKED!.

      Ungrateful rude people like you should never be surprised when you elicit angry responses.

      "If the user wants your software to do something it doesn't do, that does not mean the user OR the request is stupid. Dismissing needs is probably the second cardinal sin of opensource developers."

      I want microsoft word to do my taxes. I want excel to check my mail. Oh and I don't want to pay or help in any way. If you don't give me what I want for free you are zealot and dirty communist hippie.

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    6. Re:Geez, where are you people going for support? by Rutulian · · Score: 1

      I wasn't going here for support, I was making the observation that ext2 was fragile, and that I had lost data from it. And immediately, it was all my fault.

      I was saying, and rightly so, that Linux wasn't ready for business yet, and wouldn't be until it had a better filesystem. This was approximately like pouring blood in the water; the sharks showed up minutes later.

      After ext3 and Reiser went mainstream, Linux was finally ready for primetime... and then everyone agreed that ext2 was really awful.


      But that's just it, ext2 isn't awful. And no I'm not a linux zealot (although I am pro-linux). ext2 lacks one critical feature for high availability...journaling. Everything else about ext2 is great: it is fast, efficient, stable, extensible, portable, and it auto-defragments. You couldn't say the same thing about reiserfs until later versions. So, yeah, reiserfs had journaling, but it was still slow and unstable and nobody wanted to touch it. In the early years, a business could easily make use of linux with ext2 if they acknowledged the risks and took the right precautions (ex: a UPS).

      If people like a particular operating system, they will tend to overlook its weaknesses in favor of its strengths, but that doesn't make them zealots. They have just decided that the strengths make the OS good in spite of its weaknesses. And, naturally, when another weakness is checked off the list, they can look back and go "Wow, we've come a long ways. Yay linux!"

    7. Re:Geez, where are you people going for support? by Malor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh please, that's such a strawman. All I said was (approximately, you gotta realize this was 10 years ago): "Linux isn't ready for the enterprise yet, because the filesystem is fragile. If you take a power hit, or lose a power supply, or the machine crashes, the filesystem is VERY likely to take damage, and the machine will take a long time to come back up. NT doesn't have this problem, and it's a glaring hole in Linux's feature set at the moment. It won't really be enterprise-ready until this is fixed." And I got piled on. (it also went to +5, so I don't think it was major flamebait or being rude. It was just stating facts.)

      So MANY times, I've seen a new person ask, "How do I do X?" And if X is hard in Linux, fourteen people will inevitably say, "You don't want to do X." And a lot of them won't even say, "You should do Y instead." They just stop at "don't do X."

      It's not as bad as it used to be, because so many things are so much easier now than they were. But go browse hard questions on Linux fora, and watch... you will inevitably see "Doing X is stupid", or some variant, with no alternative offered.

      That's what I mean by dismissing user's needs; they want to do X, X is hard in Linux. That doesn't mean X is without value.

      Let me give you an example; I remember it clearly because it was me. I was posting on the OpenBSD, um, mailing list or forum, I don't remember now, probably a mailing list. And I asked, "I'd like to do something like a PIX port trigger, where an outbound request opens an inbound port from that machine for a couple of seconds. I don't see a way to do this... am I missing something?" (I wanted this for the ident requests on IRC.) And I was immediately told, "that's stupid, it's no more secure than opening the port to the whole world." "What a dumb idea." (nevermind that Cisco thought it was useful enough to include, and I found it useful enough to want to duplicate.) Now, I'm not a world-class security expert, but it sure seems to me that opening one port briefly to a machine I call is a LOT more secure than opening the port to everyone, all the time, particularly when I'm running Windows. If it wasn't, then why even have stateful inspection firewalls in the first place?

      Admittedly, the OpenBSD people know a _lot_ more about security than I do. But just telling me that it was a stupid idea, when I was hoping to duplicate the functionality I already had in my existing firewall, strikes me as more than a bit counter-productive. I asked if there was another way to get ident working, without opening the port to everyone 24x7. I think the only response I got was, "If you were running a decent operating system, you wouldn't have to worry about opening the port."

      I've seen that over and over... if X is hard, there will inevitably be a batch of people who always say not to do it, and that it's a dumb idea in the first place, even if it really isn't. They invalidate the need, rather than address it in any meaningful way.

    8. Re:Geez, where are you people going for support? by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1
      "Dismissing needs is probably the second cardinal sin of opensource developers."

      The developers didn't dismiss your needs. You told /. your problems, not the developers. When there's a problem, don't come here to complain about it - go to a Linux help site where there may be someone who can help, and maybe even some developers who could fix the problem.

      Plus, any dismissals might have been because others had better luck with ext2. I've had few problems with ext2. And I only stopped using ext2 just about a year ago.

      Also, Linux has, in fact, had support for MANY other filesystems for quite some time now. It supports all the Unix filesystems, ext2, ext3, it's had ReiserFS, XFS, and JFS support for quite a while. . .

    9. Re:Geez, where are you people going for support? by Malor · · Score: 1

      What part of '10 years ago', didn't you understand?

    10. Re:Geez, where are you people going for support? by Malor · · Score: 1

      Look, I haven't run ext2 in probably six years. This post was about eight years ago. (I said 10 in another post: that's an error, I got a little exuberant.) I don't know what ext2 is like now. At the time, if you LOOKED at it funny it would fall over. It was fine as long as the box stayed up, but if it didn't, you had a problem, possibly a serious one. But I'm making NO claim whatsoever about its current status.

      I'm just using ext2 as an example of the rabid pro-Linux mindset. When Linux is missing a feature, the feature isn't important and the user is stupid for wanting it. If Linux then develops the feature, suddenly it's a great thing and everyone wonders how they got along without it.

    11. Re:Geez, where are you people going for support? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      If people are not willing to help you for free for a product you paid nothing for then maybe you should stop using their piece of shit free product and stop hanging out with the arrogant assholes. I mean these people are mean and stupid and their product is second rate right?

      So why didn't you just use the cisco and be happy with the kind and gentle cisco users?

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    12. Re:Geez, where are you people going for support? by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1
      More than likely they didn't know how to do it because they would've never even thought of doing it since they thought it was a bad idea, and therefore had never bothered learning how to do this.

      And couldn't you just write a simple script to do this? Just make it listen for when you ping that machine or whatever, and then it opens a port, and then a couple seconds later it closes it.

    13. Re:Geez, where are you people going for support? by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1

      I understood it. I started working with Linux almost 10 years ago, but I never had any problems to speak of.

    14. Re:Geez, where are you people going for support? by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1
      So MANY times, I've seen a new person ask, "How do I do X?" And if X is hard in Linux, fourteen people will inevitably say, "You don't want to do X." And a lot of them won't even say, "You should do Y instead." They just stop at "don't do X." It's not as bad as it used to be, because so many things are so much easier now than they were. But go browse hard questions on Linux fora, and watch... you will inevitably see "Doing X is stupid", or some variant, with no alternative offered.

      That might be because they don't know the alternative. Those helping might just have tried to do such things before and decided that it was not worth it for most sane people- they didn't want others to go through their pain.

      Often times I have helped people on a Linux forum and sometimes that "help" included telling people that what they want is pretty much not worth it. Is that so bad? Is it bad to admit when something is a bad idea? Is it better than silence, the only other alternative?

  396. Re:Linux sNOBs by walmartshopper67 · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, I was having problems with Amarok (the media player) and emailed their site, and within an hour I had 2 emails from both one of the developers and the guy who maintains the packages for my distro. Sometimes you get the snobs, but that shouldn't take away from the great projects like Amarok who jump to help those with problems.

  397. Re:Linux sNOBs by Skreems · · Score: 1

    From the tone of your own post, it seems obvious that you have plenty of these business skills which you accuse others of lacking :roll:

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  398. Re:Hah, no kidding by Directrix1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The source is free, its a gift. If you want to leave strictly because you're being a pain in the ass, then thats fine. They have posted what works for them for anybody to use. What is being described is somethink akin to checking a book out from the library, and then calling the author up and demanding he explain his reasoning behind certain parts. They already gave you the code, if you really don't like it then don't use it. But don't for a moment assume you are owed the privilege of support from them. There is a pretty universal equallizer in this universe called "money". If you don't have the knowledge or resources to do something then "money" can get you there. This applies universally among free and non-free software.

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  399. No snobs in #ubuntu by slavik1337 · · Score: 1

    Use Ubuntu and come hang out in #ubuntu (on freenode). There aren't any snobs there. :D

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  400. Re:Linux sNOBs by codemonk82 · · Score: 0

    Sorry I have to agree though with the original post, there definitely is something wrong with the linux community. I have also encountered the snobery like attitude when asking questions. Its not about RTFM. It's about knowing where to start... and the linux community simply doesn't help. I've played around with linux for a few years as well as BSD and solaris. I'd have to say that both the BSD and solaris community have been much more helpful and intelligent and compationate in their responses when I was a n00b.

    I must say, the BSD community is right, Linux geeks haven't actually kissed girls yet.

  401. Re:Hah, no kidding by Directrix1 · · Score: 1

    You could even pay money to the authors. Often times they will work for you, or with you. No one is forcing anyone to use open source software. The authors make it available as a courtesy. If you feel like paying more for other software than go for it. If you feel like paying money to this project to get support for yourself, and additionally help out others in your situation then go for that. Money will get things done one way or another.

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  402. Re:Linux sNOBs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, well we should test how prople react to noobs who are stuck and can't find help... when i run chkrootkit i found this:

    Searching for suspicious files and dirs, it may take a while...
    /usr/lib/perl5/5.8.8/i386-linux-thread-multi/.pack list

    Does that mean i should get rid of this or is it ok to leave?

  403. It's an elite group in more than the 1337 sense by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

    When they were a computer noob (for those who started out with Windows) how did they get their questions answered? They asked the guy in the next cube, or a friend, or the know "Power User" for help. If you don't know how to create a particular formula in Excel, you ask an Excel-knowledgeable person.

    With Windows users, the set of people who have your answer runs the gamut from people who just learned what you want to know (who are interested in sharing it) to long-time power users who are used to being asked obscure questions about Windows applications. Heck, I once interviewed at a company where the position they were advertising was actually a "Office Expert" position. The interviewer wanted to know if I was willing to be the MS Office tech support guy--which is not the position I applied for :-)

    When you ask a question on a Linux forum (or IRC, or mailing list) you are almost certainly dealing with a smaller group who is less used to answering "noob" questions than your average Windows user. Not only that, but the population tend to include a higher proportion of geeks, who aren't known for being the most socially adept. In that sense, you're asking your question of an elite group, not used to answering them. And you can expect some responses that may seem like snobbery.

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  404. Forums and Man Page Sites Should Disallow Spiders by _iris · · Score: 1

    I consider myself a fairly advanced Linux user. I've used it exclusively as a desktop and as a programming workstation since 2000. Even I have difficulty finding answers to simple questions. The most difficult obstacle I face is that my Google searches are polluted by web sites with identical copies of man pages and even more so by forums filled with the blind leading the blind, often resulting in more questions than answers for the inexperienced. If these sites simply disallowed search engine spiders from indexing the worthless threads (e.g. when a solution is found, move it to a "Working Solutions" forum and only index that), the simple solutions to simple questions could be found much more easily. This would result in fewer duplicate posts to mailing lists and an all around better experience for the newbies and the pros.

  405. RTFM by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    People took a great deal of time writing a manual precisely because we don't all have the time to run free training classes in Linux usage. I certainly understand the "snobs" frustration. And there is a tiny segment of the Linux using population that believes their little OS should not be used by the "average idiot". And that Microsoft sells their "crappy" OS to the "idiots" for a reason. The initiate often forgets that to outsiders "RTFM" isn't a cute little quip, it's actually quite rough and offensive. yes, I know RTFM is extremely good advice, but if you're dying to say RTFM please include which FM and maybe which page/section of the FM.

    I'm guessing there is 1 out of 50 people who knows the answer who is willing to help, and 25 out of those 50 who are at least willing to take the time to reply to a person. And we all know how unlikely someone is to replay "I don't know. sorry". It's mostly "RTMF. You lazy stupid blithering penguin's wart".

    Here's a suggestion: STFU.

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  406. Oh, how stupid I feel (not) by npsimons · · Score: 1
    So now, those observant (or merely hostile to me), will throw this article in my face when I make comments like this. And I'll say "oh, I was wrong, I feel stupid". Not.


    Look, if you go into some random forum and start asking questions that have been answered before, without contributing anything back, of course you're going to get flamed. Not to mention that those truly qualified to help, and the ones most likely to help are not listening on those forums, they are working on the software. So what does this boil down to? People asking questions that have already been answered, getting answers from assholes who have nothing to do with the project. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Microsoft or other proprietary competitors to GNU/Linux aren't hiring people to be assholes in Linux support forums. They FUD and astroturf here at slashdot, why not support forums as well?


    To come back to the original topic, too many people don't realize that they are asking for *free* support for *free* software. It's like trying to wring that last drop of blood from a stone that you used to bash the developers' heads in with.


    Another thing to consider, which has been mentioned by others here, is that you should at least put some effort into learning something before asking questions to those who probably won't help you anyway. By asking questions of others first, you are basically stating that you are too lazy to do your own research and want someone else to do it for you.


    Another couple of things:


    Linux is only free if your time is of no value.
            -- Jamie Zawinski

    You get what you pay for.
            -- Gabriel Biel

    Only a fool thinks price and value are the same.
            -- Antonio Machado

    Money *is* time, the only difference being you can always get more money, you can't get more time. You can pay for support, or you can spend some time learning, or maybe, just *maybe* try the idea that open source was built around: when someone contributes to the community, everybody benefits, so if you get some benefit from open source, consider what you have contributed to it. Quid pro quo and all that. That, and don't listen to the flamers, they're not real GNU/Linux users.
  407. Snobs and Lisp by nrrd · · Score: 1

    I have to say, Lisp has the same problem. It's the snobs that screw it up. Lisp is a truely great language, but try lurking on comp.lang.lisp for a little while. For real freak-show entertainment value, look up "naggum-mine" in comp.lang.lisp on google groups.

    I don't think Naggum hangs out there any more, so it might not be quite as bad any more. Still, for a language that's been around as long as Lisp, you'd think the group would be a little more tolerant of newcommers.

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  408. Nice tags by mindstormpt · · Score: 1

    [+] truth, linux, flamebait, troll, fud (tagging beta)

    Ok I might even get the 'fud' but troll/flamebait? Something's seriously wrong with these people.

    1. Re:Nice tags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generally, the more accurate a statement is, the more likely it is to be called a "troll" or "flamebait" by the party the statement attacks.

  409. Re:Linux sNOBs by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
    This is exactly why I think that while Linux may be fine for servers and for enthusiasts, it is not ready for prime time (i.e. end users).

    Err, OK, since I'm not moderating on this thread (having already posted once) - I fail to see how the two issues connect.

    I have come across any number of situations where an installation of Microsoft products has failed for inexplicable reasons. Exhortations to RTFM are useless since MS documentation is woefully inadequate ("YOU can connect your computer to the Internet(TM). The Internet(TM) is a..." ... yeah, get to the point...)

    Note, I'm not flaming MS here (well, not much, anyway) but my point is that there are a great many experienced computer users around who find Microsoft's (or Apple's, for that matter) configuration procedures to be unnecessarily complicated by comparison with Linux or the other Unices.

    This fear of the command line is an artifact; when the first "IBM" PCs came out (using PC-DOS), there was little choice when it came to invoking your program. You simply typed its name and hit Enter. Not that hard. If it was that hard, nobody would have bought the damn things, and history tells us otherwise. So why is it hard now? Linux is infinitely more ready for the desktop than DOS was back then, and is arguably much more ready for the desktop than Windows XP is now.

  410. Re:Linux sNOBs by misleb · · Score: 1

    Huh, strange. I've found exactly the opposite. It is rare that I can't get adequate support and documentation for OSS. But I guess it depends on what you expect from support. For me, "try playing with and Y values" is often a perfectly helpful response and I am almost never told to "RTFM" because a) I have usually read the manual and b) whatever problems I have are generally well outside the scope of a manual.

    -matthew

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  411. Re:Linux sNOBs by rudlavibizon · · Score: 1

    Why not just say RTM?

  412. Linux Snobs / Tech Snobs by MrCopilot · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Way back to distro #1 for me. I remember reading alot of forums trying to decide which is best for me. I found myself thinking, the only thing these guru's respect is technical skill and polite and thoughtful questions.

    Some may call that snobbery. I didn't really see it that way. To become a guru able to answer forum requests requires a level of experience that SHOULDN'T be dismissed. I abhor stupid questions and try to avoid asking them at all costs. If that means reading for two days then so be it. Every Newb to Linux should be told in no uncertain terms the "Support rules".

    FIRST. Read the Fscking Manual

    SECOND. RE-READ The Docs.

    THIRD. Google your problem.

    FOURTH. Scan the Forums for your problem and then Ask Informed Questions that demonstrate the above.

    FIFTH. Share your knowledge when you find THE answer, Everywhere you asked the question.

    The biggest problem for the "Guru" is a bunch of already addressed issues clouding up a very active community. After the fourth time you answer the same question that is posted as a sticky in the forum you start to get annoyed. True, we shouldn't take it out on new users, but people are people.

    I discovered these rules on my own. I challenge myself with every broken dist-upgrade or NVIDIA Upgrade for what seems like forever and I rarely have to ask for help. I don't want to ask. That's the point, I should be able to fix it myself. If I wanted Support I would have bought my DISTRO and Support Package. (or OSX or WIN) I actually feel kind of defeated if I get to step/Rule 4. Uh, Oh this one's new to the scene, may take a few days.

    My experience is there are assholes everywhere. FOSS is no different, but sometimes, the asshole is right and the answer IS in the F'n Manual.

    Currently at home, I am working through a Kanotix/Debian Sid Xorg7 dist-upgrade Snafu that happened last night.

    Thank GNU for elinks.

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    1. Re:Linux Snobs / Tech Snobs by belg4mit · · Score: 3, Informative

      Indeed, see also ESR's How To Ask Questions The Smart Way

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    2. Re:Linux Snobs / Tech Snobs by longusername · · Score: 1

      Doofus! Read the fine article.

    3. Re:Linux Snobs / Tech Snobs by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      Yes, of course. How appropriate.

    4. Re:Linux Snobs / Tech Snobs by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      Sarcasm aside, it's note even in TFA, it's in a link from a link. And this a case where there's no need to RTFA, I don't need to
      read random belly aching from some-twit-who-happens-to-have-a-name-similar-to-th e-guy-who-played-Sulu.

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    5. Re:Linux Snobs / Tech Snobs by MrCopilot · · Score: 1
      Thanks for the link, Can't believe I missed this one.

      Pretty good synopsis though.

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    6. Re:Linux Snobs / Tech Snobs by longusername · · Score: 1

      And is reading the link in the article really so much harder than reading an entire manual and all the attendant manuals upon which understanding it depends?

    7. Re:Linux Snobs / Tech Snobs by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      Hmm... drivel vs. answers to questions I have. Do you even have to ask?

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    8. Re:Linux Snobs / Tech Snobs by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      Besides, you don't need necessarily/usually to read the entire manual when you
      have a problem (that's for a rainy day), rather you grep. So maybe the problem
      isn't just manners (one way or the other), but rather having the requisite
      skills and tools to get along and find/do things for oneself.

      It'd be fine for the head librarian to give you a bit of a hard time--only a
      bit, she is paid for this--if you walked straight in the door, up to her desk
      and asked her where the Clifford the Big Red Dog books were. Because not only
      did you not check the card catalog, you passed by the kids' section to get to
      her *and* the special display case of shiny new red books.

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      Were that I say, pancakes?
  413. This is Blog Spam by kokayi · · Score: 1

    I hear that complaint from a lot from Windows users. But I don't think it's justified. I think the article's publisher is merely hyping the snob angle as a marketing ploy to drive click-through to his Linux-help blog. Nearly ever so-called Linux snob I've ever met has been an ex-Windows snob. If Linux users were such snobs why is there so much free documentation written by Linux users @ http://www.tldp.org/? Did I also mention the article's blog hypes a Linux help book?

  414. Re:Hah, no kidding by Blain · · Score: 1

    Why look for help in irc? When you're looking to get a problem debugged and working in less than a month because it's going to take a series of steps that someone on irc can walk you through in a much shorter period of time.

    That's why I've gone there -- when I'm pretty sure my answer is going to be relatively common knowledge to the knowledgable and I haven't been able to find anything approaching what I want in 20-30 google results.

    When it works, I can give "okay, that works, it says X, now what?" or "Nope that didn't work, it says Y, now what?" replies to the channel and work through things rather quickly.

  415. Ruby by metamatic · · Score: 1
    Perl, Ruby, PostgreSQL, Debian-users have all been very useful lists for me. I have never been snubbed even with the most retarded questions out there. They are new, they are modest, and they are all trying together to make it a better place to be.

    Yeah, well, Ruby people aren't going to tell you to RTFM, because for most of the code there is no fscking documentation...

    As for Debian, the users are fine, the arrogance there mostly seems to be restricted to the developers.

    [I run Debian and write documentation for Ruby.]

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    1. Re:Ruby by tacocat · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with you on these points.

      I tried Suse for along time and realized that the IQ of the SuSE mailing list was significantly lower than the IQ of the Debian list. SuSE doesn't have the developers officially supporting the mailing list and as a result, the mailing list consists of people who think they understand what the problems are and how to fix them.

      And I'm finding the documentation of Perl to be a significant advantage over Ruby. I'm spoiled by the expectation that everything is documented, eventually.

      Keep on writing!!!!

  416. Re:Linux sNOBs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoever gets offended by it should see a shrink and cry there.

    point proven.

  417. TINFM!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem often is that There Is No Fucking Manual!

    Installing software is often a trip through several man pages, web forums, and WIKIs. Ask a question on a forum, and you always have some asshole who's thinks he's being clever, and instead of answering your question, points you to some nntp news article that was 1) written before he was born and 2) has absolutely nothing to do with what you asked because he didn't bother to RTFQ!

    And that's not getting into Kernel trap errors.

    And actually, I'd like to add another thing that keeps Linux from being accepted: over-selling. If software has bugs, don't say it's stable. If it's got a new feature that doesn't work yet, don't tell everyone to switch to it because "now it does X just like the commercial software." Oh, and if it doesn't support X hardware, for the love of god don't tell some newbie to write a driver. Just get over it, and admit that linux doesn't support it.

  418. Re:Linux sNOBs by ahodgson · · Score: 1

    End users should never, ever have to do a configure, make, make install on any modern distro. That's why there are package managers, and that's why there are end-user friendly distributions like Ubuntu with a friendly point-and-click interface to the package manager.

    Telling a user anything about configure, make, make install is telling them to make their system unmaintainable and eventually unusable.

  419. Re:Linux sNOBs by Digi-John · · Score: 1
    1) dpkg -l "*" | grep -i mailman

    I think "apt-cache search mailman" would do the trick too. In fact, your command didn't return anything on my Debian system.

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  420. My RTFM Story by randomErr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    About a year and a half ago I was using GAIM and ran into a glitch. I checked there site and a new version had come out. I upgraded to the new version on my Win98 system. Yeah I know but, the accounting package our company had didn't work right on anything else at the time.

    The new version crashed upon startup. The website hadn't had anything posted about upgrade problems. So I went to the IRC channel for GAIM and asked them if there was an issue. The channel had the usual 'Welcome to GAIM' text. Two developers were in the channel at the time.

    One developer told me to read the site about and check that channel. Again, neither had been updated. The second developers called me an idiot, and said I should know more about GTK. The GAIM project has just updated to GTK 2.6 from 2.4; 2.6 is not Win98 compatible.

    So I asked if there was work around. The next 20 minutes the second developer berated me for asking such stupid questions with the first developer 'Amen-ing' everything he said.

    Finally a third developer who came into the channel and flipped out at the immature attitude of the first two. #3 told me the whole story about the new version and GTK. The third developer changed the title on the channel and left to put a note on GAIM.

    While that person was away I asked if they have been a lot of problems with GTK for while. I was then told that they were thinking about dropping development on Windows because to many Windows people were using GAIM, and not enough Linux people.

    After all that I left the channel, changed my name, and came back to see what was going on. Two more people came in with same basic questions on GAIM and GTK. I was able to divert the wrath of the cruel developers and actually give the people some help.

    So there's my horror story with OSS and OSS tech support. I still use GAIM on occasion, but I and most of my friends are moving over to Google Talk

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    1. Re:My RTFM Story by Bluelive · · Score: 1

      Well non-developer users are a PAIN. There is a real lack of good hacker/coder/developer friendly places these days, normal users always just swarm into these places and think they should be able to install linux and start shitting complaints all over the place.

    2. Re:My RTFM Story by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      Erm...they made the software, right? It's a general assumption that #titleofsoftware is a support channel for $titleofsoftware. Even if not, the developers made the damn software, because of that they are the defacto support. If I made garden gnomes or something as a hobby and out of the goodwill of my heart gave them to random people on the streets for free, then I reckon they'd have a perfect right to come screaming up to me going "OMG HELP ME WITH YOUR GNOME" if it, i dunno, exploded or came to life and murdered their spouse or something. I made the damn gnomes, they're my problem.

      Point is, the GAIM devs made it and they are by default the tech support for it. For them to act all indignant when someone asks them an innocent question on IRC is wrong (and trying to use it as some kind of recruitment tool for Linux makes me want to smack them in the mouth...I mean how elitist do you have to get?).

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  421. My Experience by justinchudgar · · Score: 1
    I am primarily a Windows user and a Windows Server network administrator. I am a fan of open-source software; and, when possible, I use free and/or open source packages like MySQL, Apache HTTPD and Tomcat in preference to IIS and the closed source alternatives. I am putting together a media PC and will try MythTV as well as Media Center Edition and given equivalent functionality will stick with the OSS. However, for most open source projects, the biggest problem I have is that there is no single, comprehensive source of documentation. Wikis, man pages, forums, html help, IRC, mailing lists, etc. are great; but, the amount of time spent googling to find the relevant documentation is often overwhelming. I love MySQL and the Apache projects because the documentation and organization are absoutely world class. With other projects, like coLinux (which I just installed yesterday), the documentation is haphazard and often immprecisely written. Now, I understand that this documentation is the uncompensated labor of generous and very skilled people, and I am grateful to them for all they have done. But, since these individuals are just that, loosely affiliated coders working on a project as cooperating peers, there is no organization to follow up behind them and clean up and flesh out the documentation, provide quality control testing, and just handle the interface with the newbies like me. This means that when time is of the essence, Windows is something I can guarantee to work and work quickly. Now, to address the snobbery part of this. I have experienced very little in either the windows or linux worlds. My guess is that I have developed the habit of:
    1. Check out what is in front of me, i.e., read the readme, see what foo -help says, look carefully at the command/menu options, etc. Half the time, I made a wrong assumption about how the controls worked and this step is a remedy.
    2. Record the error codes, check the log files, etc. and then google thoroughly. Odds are, someone has had this problem before; and, the symptoms and solution are already posted somewhere. This takes care of the problem 49% of the time.
    3. Ask for help from the community. This means saying, I've looked at the documentation, googled the error codes, and tried the suggested resolutions. Taking the time to carefully and accurately describe the problem and the steps I have taken before bugging someone else seems to prevent rude or careless responses.
    Basically, if you ask your question as an intelligent, thoughtful person would, you tend to get responses in kind. Saying angry or careless things begs for angry, careless responses. Since, however, MS techs can get fired for replying as the care to, you mostly see this type of response from volunteers. And, volunteers are the heart of the FOSS community.
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    1. Re:My Experience by quag7 · · Score: 1

      The documentation *is* far-flung, poorly organized, and often out of date. One of the reasons I run Gentoo is that they have put some priority on documentation, and having it in one place, as well as specific to Gentoo. The whole saw about Gentoo being difficult or not newbie-friendly isn't really true. There are other reasons not to run Gentoo but that's not one. Why? Step by step documentation is included and pretty easy to follow.

      I think documentation is seen as a boring task. I don't think the problem is insurmountable though. Improving documentation on Linux topics is something I hope to get involved in.

  422. A pure myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article is mostly bullshit. Most sane people wouldn't make a judgment
    on an OS according to a comment from some asshole on a newsgroup.
    When you make comments or ask technical question there is always the
    possibility that a retard would either think your wasting his time,
    insulting him or asking stupid questions.

    You will find these lunatic all over, on linux, windows, cats or dog newsgroups.

    I posted a question on a windows XP newsgroup to see if anyone would be informed
    enough to give me a clue on how to resolve a problem and ended up getting
    flamed by the local head asshole (this was a female on that newsgroup).

    Because I stated my opinion of the Microsoft Firewall she took it as a
    personal insult and started to make comments that could piss off a
    Linux fanatic. Standard windows fanatic crap messages.

    I never got an answer on the question at hand. I wonder if there is
    someone on this message thread that knows a solution since I could
    never get one on a windows newsgroup and there is no obvious
    newsgroup where that would not be off topic.

    I use a GHS C Compiler with a dongle that connects to the parallel port.
    If the microsoft firewall is enable and the dongle had been disconnected
    before but is now connected I have a serious problem if I try to access
    it. The Firewall comes in and tells me that it successfully blocked it
    and ask me if I want to allow it to use the port. It doesn't really matter
    at that point whether or not I tell windows to allow it to work, the PC
    will soon crash and reset. If I am lucky it may only take one reboot for
    the system to work. If the Firewall is disabled I never have any problem.

    Where the problem comes in is that once in the while that Firewall is
    reenabled by some microsoft application or setup. Whenever I play with
    the sharing it seems to reenable the firewall. I'm not sure what other
    shitware would also do it.

    I asked on a windows newsgroup if there was a way to disable that Trojan
    permanently. The head bitch saw that as personal insult since she never
    had problem with that firewall and seemed to think that it was the best
    thing since slice bread.

    I couldn't care less about firewalls on that machine since all the users are
    me and I would never connect it to the internet considering the lack of
    security on windows with or without firewall. A firewall on a work machine
    that keeps me from working is nothing but a Trojan.
    When you have a $4000 toy you want to be able to use it without the PC
    crashing when you do. I can understand a messed up firewall keeping me
    from accessing certain things, but to crash the PC to keep me from
    doing so, this borders the insanity or stupidity.

  423. True for a given value of true by zpok · · Score: 1

    Compare to "I don't buy macs because I hate those stuckup mac users".

    Which is of course a very bad reason not to buy macs. But if you can't buy a mac without having at one point or another to deal with snubby mac users, it can be a real issue for some. Nowadays that isn't an issue anymore. You can buy wherever you like and don't have to suffer macdom anywhere in any form.

    Same goes for Linux. If I can't install, use and troubleshoot without having to deal with people who are stuckup, impatiant with dumb users and whatever, then suddenly the Linux community at large becomes an issue. For some distro's and programs this isn't really an issue. Most really widespread FOSS projects have good manuals, are simple and have nice support.

    But hey, you know it happens, you know "they" are out there...

    So while I don't at all agree with the article, there is a certain grain of truth burried in the bull.

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  424. Re:Linux sNOBs by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

    Replace "Dodge salesman" with "guy giving away truck". No, not even that, "guy who has the same type of truck", and replace "Customer" with "guy who got a free truck".

    If you want to complain about support, go complain to Red Hat. Sure, random people might be assholes, but that's their God given right. Maybe if they were offering something in return, but 99% of the people using Linux don't so much a donate a couple bucks to an OSS project, let alone coding something useful up. I'm usually helpful in forums, even to complete newbies, but if you or anybody thinks it's my job to be nice, well, fuck you, them, and their overblown sense of entitlement.

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  425. Re:Linux sNOBs by ahodgson · · Score: 1

    Configuring Apache - a server-side daemon - has nothing to do with a GUI or a mouse. It has to do with editing a few text configuration files. Anyone who actually knows Apache will do that with a text editor. They are the people you want help from. They won't know how to use whatever widget your distro puts in between you and editing that file.

    I happen to agree that the multitude of distros and their differing ways of managing the system makes it exceedingly unlikely that any company will ever offer effective end-user tech support for Linux, but that has nothing to do with Apache.

  426. Some questions don't get answered ever. by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    For example:

    Making a purchase order for a desktop deployment which requires PCI 802.11g wireless, what precise wireless card to I put on the order, from what vendor, and with what guarantees that the card specified will have linux drivers, and what guarantees that future orders for the same card will also have linux drivers?

    Ask that question and invariably, numerous people will point you to the linux wireless HOWTO and its compatability list. And all you can really deduce from that list is that there is no such thing, even though the list looks like there are some options.

    Press the issue, and the buck gets passed to nobody, because nobody can actually fix the problem. And that ends the argument for deploying linux in the situation I described.

    Okay, so maybe wireless support is a corner case, but it's a major source of discomfort for me.

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    1. Re:Some questions don't get answered ever. by scatalogical · · Score: 1

      Real answer: Deploy it once to test. If it works go with it.

      Other real answer: Buy a premade/tested system.

      Real real answer: I'm at a loss as to why the compatablilty list is useless to you. It lists exact models of cards most times and says what linux driver to use for them. What other pieces of information do you want? You can get the cards from whatever vendor sells whatever particular model suits your needs. So far as promising support in the indefinite future I'd like to know what hardware vendor does that. If you buy the exact same model of card and use the same equipment otherwise as before, why would you expect any performance difference? You see the same model of card implies that you can use the same driver as always. I don't know why you expect different examples of the same model card to behave differently barring a hardware fault.

    2. Re:Some questions don't get answered ever. by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >Real answer: Deploy it once to test. If it works go with it.

      Did that with both D-Link and Linksys. Re-ordered the same product by all identifiers available. In both cases, the originals were Prism2/Intersil, and the replacements were Broadcom. So your Real Answer doesn't actually solve the problem, it leads to disaster.

      >Other real answer: Buy a premade/tested system.

      Who sells a 802.11g PCI card? Even in a premade/tested system? And how do THEY manage to get them from their vendor? That's the very information I need.

      >Real real answer: I'm at a loss as to why the compatablilty list is useless to you.

      Almost everything on the list is a long discontinued product or else was never available in the US to begin with. Many that are marked as compatable, if you order by the indicated model number, you stand a high chance of getting an incompatible device.

      >If you buy the exact same model of card and use the same equipment otherwise as
      >before, why would you expect any performance difference?

      The manufacturers change the low level device without notifying the customers.

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  427. here's the clue train by prurientknave · · Score: 1

    A community is not under any obligation to provide anyone with free support. Those that contribute either money or assistance to other members of any community are always quickly helped whenever they run into a problem. GPL relies on this principle, it's ostensibly free for those who don't contribute either patches or funds, but these people aren't going to get new features they want any time soon, frequent contributors on the other hand are immediately acknowledged when they have a need the software does not have yet. The moral is that you have to earn the community's respect and friendship. You wouldn't run into a garage and demand they tell you how to fix your car because they have tire irons for just your kind of moron.

    The vast majority of OSS software for neophytes are carefully documented in the man pages or via supplemental books available at the local bookstore or library. Contribute to the community, do the preliminary leg work and then ask for help if all else fails. This will increase your chances of being helped, but won't guarantee it. If a pay for use software company like MS charges you for help, why do you expect the devs who give you the software for free to spend even more time helping you out?

  428. Banned from #linux by cachimaster · · Score: 1

    I was banned from #linux at undernet because I say that Netbeans ran much slower on linux than on windows. Banned! And sadly I was not trolling, because is 100% true.
    Btw someone knows how to make java swing applications run faster in linux? I am still chained to vmware...

  429. Re:Linux sNOBs by Nova1313 · · Score: 1

    I've generally had the same experience with gentoo. Most of the time you can find the answer easily with a quick browser search. If you post on the forums it's because you couldn't find it with a google search (or you found something like it and they usually link it showing they've done some work) or you have no clue in hell where to start and you are stuck.

    I've never gotten an ill reply even if it was some dumb question just I was going about it completely in the wrong way. But most of the people have done research before they post and at least understand the system.

    I introduced my sister to linux via gentoo. She was having a problem with windows viruses and I told her you can run linux but you shoudl really know something about it. I gave her a cd and printed the whole gentoo install manual for her told her it takes a while to install btu you will understand how things work when you are done and set her off. She came back with some questions which I gladly answered and she's fairly fluent now.

    You have to have the willingness to learn I think. I got alot of RTFM responses when I first started with RedHat. I would try everything I could and still got it. Many times it was when you went to a specific project to ask for help. They had heard the same thing over and over so they were sick of it but the problem is I hadn't heard it yet and it wasn't documented. there isn't a way to fix that it's like asking a cashier a price of an item and they blow up at you or say it's on the bottom. It isn't because they specifically don't like you it's just they have answered the same question for the past 20 people so to them it's repetitive.

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  430. If There was such thing as a Windows community ... by Yiliar · · Score: 1

    I there was such a thing as a Windows community, it would be much worse. Condiser getting help from Microsoft vs. getting help from the Linux community: Mcrosoft: Please give me your credit card number ... Linux zealot: Newb! Google first before coming here! Which do you prefer? In fact most folks learn Windows the hard way, by trial and error because they refuse to pay someone to teach them. As a result, most Windows users are completely computer illiterate. Folks looking to switch to Linux perceive an easy answer by applying to the 'community' to solve their problems. The net is a wonderful place, and there are milions of people willing to help. Find them, but please, do not assume that a net citizen is your true friend. He is not and cannot be. Work within those limits, and the community is yours.

  431. Liars by tehaxer · · Score: 1

    I think the barriers to entry into the open source world are good and should be present in getting into computing in general. Honesty, all the knowledge I need to be a capable *BSD admin and reasonably adept linux power user doesn't take up much space in my head and didn't take more than a few hundred hours to pick up. In the 5 or so years since, I've been able to make better use of PCs and similar tools in pursuit of non-tech endeavors. In fact, I'm POSITIVE I've saved myself mmore than a few hundred hours of sitting around waiting for someone else to tell me what to do/how to do it/how to fix my machine, networking, etc... It's worth it for everyone to go through that initial furstrating time that will earn them a lifetime of independence from support and improved productivity. I don't think people should make it TOO easy for others to get into open source. Look at what apple did. Tried to make it super easy, and now we have a bunch of momrons who think they know how to use a computer asking stupid questions and generally being the most annoying time drain ever.

  432. Re:Linux sNOBs by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1
    Appearently not if of the 9 people who have come from slashdot today and voted on that article, there have been 6 "I agree", 3 "I don't care" and no "I disagree". I find that the people who agree with my comments on slashdot, don't reply to them. Those who take offense, are very vocal.

    I came from Slashdot and wasn't offended. Please don't interpret this to mean I support your point of view: I didn't vote in the poll because I was way too busy laughing my ass off to notice the poll.

    If you want "good news," expend your effort creating some good news by doing something positive for somebody and then publicizing it. Bitching about the media doesn't solve the problem, action does.

    You could also start your own network that airs 24-hour videos of kittens and puppies playing. Otherwise, learn to accept that the real world sorta' sucks.
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  433. Re:Hah, no kidding by ahodgson · · Score: 1

    It is unfortunate that you got treated like that. However, without access to your system, it's unlikely anyone could just fix it.

    Like any production service, upgrades like that should be tested in a lab environment before being rolled live. It's not like commercial upgrades never break systems. You rolled the dice and got unlucky. At that point, undoubtedly, you're in an emergency situation and no level of free support is going to fix your problem fast enough to suit.

  434. Re:Linux sNOBs by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

    Exactly what I was thinking. I run a Gentoo server and I have asked various questions of the IRC channel while I was setting it up. However, I did a bunch of research before I asked them; reading through the guidebook again, searching the wiki, Googling, even experimenting myself. They have on the whole been very friendly to me, though I have occasionally had to be patient waiting for a response.

    I think, really, the key in support is give and take. Users requesting support, especially for a free product, need to be aware that they are probably not the most important thing on the minds of the developers (or even the support techs). They need to avoid as much redundancy in their question as possible, and this means doing some work to eliminate the obvious possibilities first. I have found that as a support tech, whenever someone has done this before asking me a question, I was much happier to do work to answer a question because it wasn't work that had already been done. And as a user, I've found the same response in the people for whom I'm asking questions.

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  435. No it IS the distro wars by Krommenaas · · Score: 1

    How many people would contact a member of a project team to ask for help anyway? That doesn't represent the average computer user; the average computer user just gives up when something doesn't work.

    The reason Linux remains so marginal is that there is no single Linux OS that works on every machine but rather dozens of distros which all have their problems. Most people who are interested in trying Linux lose their interest right away because they don't know which distro to pick. Those who decide to just try one randomly usually discover that this or that device doesn't work with it properly, and give up.

  436. Re:Linux sNOBs by timeOday · · Score: 1
    just because something is the way it is doesn't mean we shouldn't improve it.
    I agree, but the article clearly implies that the linux community is especially problematic, which I don't believe. If I say that "breast cancer among drivers of Ford automobiles is a real problem," it implies Fords cause cancer. Does any of this mean I don't feel bad for people who get cancer just because they drive a Ford? Of course not. It's just not a particular issue.
  437. Re:Linux sNOBs by NichG · · Score: 1

    Why is it necessary that companies get involved with linux? This is sort of like 'if you ever want to see any closed-source commercial software you'd better go out and buy some to support the guys who make it!'. Well, I don't particularly care to see that - if I'm in the mood for that, I can just go and use a windows environment for a bit. The additional hardware support/etc that would be gained by getting companies interested in selling on linux isn't necessarily worth the dilution it brings to opensource software in my opinion. Not to mention how some programs have gone the path of MS Office and have become bloated in order to make them appeal to a wider audience. Snobbery? Perhaps, but if Linux loses technical and ideological advantages to gain market share, then what's the point?

  438. Without making any blanket statements by Iam18grey · · Score: 1

    I've definitely observed very different experiences with my journey into FreeBSD. A friend at work turned me on to it and I became his padawan. After I started figuring out what I was doing, I then took on an apprentice. There're now actually 5 generations of this Master/Padawan pairings in my office. Maybe its just because a lot of FreeBSD users are also large advocates but I've found most #FreeBSD channels and mailing lists to be VERY helpful with relatively little STFU n00b responses.

  439. How Star Trek had it right AGAIN by fzammett · · Score: 1

    I agree completely with the snobish behavior... I am *far* from a n00b in general, but I am just barely above n00b level when it comes to *nix. So I've run into my fair share of a**holes when I was just trying to get a solution to something.

    But, there is an underlying problem that is the reason for the snobishness, and Star Trek illustrates it fantastically...

    Watch ST:TNG for a while... notice how powerful the computers are? Notice how the crew interacts with them seemlessly? You barely even realize its a computer. It is just a tool, a perfect tool that does exactly what a tool is supposed to do: extend the capabilities of the user with less (or at worst, no extra) effort on the user's part.

    Now, then you have Geordi and Data who have to ocassionally rewrite the antimatter injector subroutines and such. Can't live without 'em!

    Most of the world wants to be the crew, not Goerdi and Data. This fundamental truth is what seems to escape so many Linux pundits. It is also the fact that the Geordis and Datas of the world are indispensible that gives rise to the bad attitudes.

    Linux endows those that have the knowledge and ability a sense of self-worth, and there's nothing wrong with that, UNLESS that self-worth comes at the expense of diminishing others'. You never see Geordi or Data attacking Deanna for not knowing her way around the Enterprises' kernel, do you?

    This is one place where Microsoft has it absolutely right (even if you don't like the execution): they understand that people do not want to know all the details of how a computer works, they just want to be able to be more productive, and they do not derive their self-esteem from being able to recompile a kernel or get CUPS configured.

    When the Linux crowd finally comes to that realization and gets over themselves, there is no doubt in my mind that Linux can evolve to dominate. There is far too much talent floating around for that not to happen. But without the right mindset this can never happen, and that mindset is that (a) users are not inherently stupid, they just inherently, for the most part, don't care about the underlying details of a complex system, and (b) you are not better than the user simply because you know more about the technology. You are valuable to be sure, but not inherently better.

    Let Star Trek be the guiding light! Evolve Linux to be completely unobtrusive to the average user. Evolve it so that only the engineering team need know the details (most of the time anyway... Captain Picard knew a thing or two about engineering too!). And most of all, come down from the high horse that many of you sit upon just because you have some knowledge that others do not. Computers are tools, and not everyone has to know how the tool works in exquisite detail to be effective using it... IF it's a well-designed tool!

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  440. Re:Linux sNOBs by miketodd13 · · Score: 1

    They then criticize the linux community as being unhelpful when we won't hand over the fish. Is this fair?

    It depends on the user and what their needs are. Maybe they're a casual user and just need to know how to do something simple, without spending 4 hours figuring it out. To extend your analogy, maybe they're only going to need 2 fish in their lifetime. Also, by your analogy, you're not teaching them how to fish. You're telling them to go look at some cryptic cave paintings which will tell an experienced fisherman how to fish. In my experience, a lot of Linux manuals are written for people who already know the lingo, and mostly know their way around Linux in general. Not for the new user.

  441. AstroTurf is all they have left. by twitter · · Score: 1
    The same losers who post flamebait here, have invaded other mailing lists. They were dumb enough to admit it on our list with this declaration of war:

    We shall continue to disseminate these pearls of wisdom ... No matter how many fake email address, no matter how many open proxies - we shall prevail!

    The goal is to make the lists look as described, unfriendly and rude. They do this with their own rude posts and heckling.

    They also aim at self censorship. By calling people rude all day long, they hope to keep people from unfavorably describing their crap. Describing Windoze as second rate is not rude, it's an overwhelming statement of fact and it's easy to present in a way that does not insult the user.

    These efforts are co-ordinated and they have been from the very beginning. Microsoft knows the power of word of mouth and seeks to influence it:

    http://web.archive.org/web/20050313031916/http:/ /www.kickassgear.com/Articles/Microsoft.htm

    Bullshit floated on those lists is usually echoed by shills in the Wintel press. Their "ambassador" program at universities is another extension of this program. Given their technical inferiority to most competition, hype, deception and insults are all M$ has to work with. They are losing traction.

    It does not work on the local lists, of course, because free software is all about sharing and they still don't have enough resources. Rude people are ignored, technical questions are still answered and newbies are directed to anwsers. The LUG has two newbie efforts, it's own list and volunteers at the local computer club where classes are offered once a month. Those classes are filled and growing.

    The end result for Microsoft is a loser in any case because lying does not work. Everytime they get caught doing it, they undermine their reputation further. This is why they have one of the worst reputations in world. Everyone knows they are a bunch of dishonest bullies with second and third rate software.

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    1. Re:AstroTurf is all they have left. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      with this declaration of war

      Willy, you forgot the rest of the thread.

      There, that's better. You're welcome.

      And let's hope this doesn't get modded up because then the whole sequence of events will be posted, right from the point you lied about how you "share your code" up until your friends at the BRLUG expressed their amusement at your dishonest ramblings and everything in between.

  442. Re:Linux sNOBs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it really depends on the distro and what it is designed for. Right off the bat, I don't think noobs should use any of the off the wall boutique distros (I think most of them are just ego boosters anyway). And the other one is to NOT jump around and try 85 different distros, pick ONE mainstream distro and stick with it, learn the ins and outs of it. there's enough variance in linux distros to throw people off severely.

    Here's something I would REALLY like to see a mainstream distro have, for any appsin the GUI program menu. A simple way to mash one button (for the focused program running, natch) and see ALL the files associated with it, where the HECK they live, and what they do. Most people actually can open an editor and retype or fix something, but you have to know where it is, what it does, etc. Everyone has to type, that isn't the problem, none at all, it's just when you have a prob, it would be so much easier to go LOOK at what is really going on, not just stare at a broken app. The only option now for noobs (or mid level users) is to START THE SCAVENGER HUNT on the web, which is silly. If something was working, now it is not, chances are one or two tiny things got changed, but you don't know where to look! A noob opens a "file manager" and EGADS there are thousands of files, and NO, they all aren't logically placed or listed intuitively. Apps are spread out all over the place, ridiculous. I like the classic mac way, the app and all the files associated with it are INSIDE THAT APPS FOLDER, you can find them easy peasy. You don't have to look over there, over here, no around the corner under the bed to find anything, it's RIGHT THERE inside that one folder.

    I mean, that made sense a long time ago, and it still does, IF you want an easy to use DESKTOP experience.

    I know the unix way is the way it is, but a little evolution into modern reality is called for, we aren't struggling with 10 megabyte hardrives and 8 megs of RAM any more.

  443. I'm not getting paid to help you. by Bluelive · · Score: 1

    Why would I want to help anyone use my program ?

    I want my program to be popular.
    I want to get paid for my work.
    I'm a nice person.

    Nope none of the above, so rtfm and if that doesn't work you can read the source code.

    I'm not working against you, i'm just not helping you.

    And if you can't make head or tails of my specific taste in spagethi code, why is that my problem?

    1. Re:I'm not getting paid to help you. by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      While in the past I spent a considerable amount of time gnashing my teeth in lamentation over the fact that insects like yourself exist, recently I've learned to console myself by remembering that I

      a) Have moved out of my parents' house,
      b) Live above ground,
      c) Have a girlfriend, and
      d) Therefore am not in the position of likely being a lonely, alienated virgin for the rest of my life.

      Either get some psychotropics and get the fuck over yourself, my friend...or don't, and live with the consequences.

  444. Re:Linux sNOBs by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

    This whole argument is stupid. People do flame each other, it's just a fact. We could just as well sit around and wring our hands that the Internet would be more popular if the "online community" would just be more friendly and all the pedophiles and spammers would mend their ways. It's true, but it's also a rather pointless discussion.

    Here's the catch. The online community doesn't have a vested interest in making the Internet more popular. But the very goal of the Linux community is making Linux more popular.

    It is pure hypocrisy to flame n00bs -- or even stand idly while a n00b is being flamed -- and then complain that there's no widespread adoption of Linux and ask when it will be "ready for the desktop." It's not the desktop we're struggling with; there's plenty of stable desktop OSes. It's the newbie. When will the Linux community be ready for the newbies?

  445. It's not all out fault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes there are people who are unnecessarily rude to newcomers. That happens but then there are some newcomers who are just plain asshats.

    Sometimes people ask questions that are answered in section 1.1 of TFM.

              Newbie-"Hey, how do you launch programs in this XWindows thingie?"

    The thing that really bother me though is that when people answer questions that you didn't ask.

              Newbie-"Do you guys know and good online manuals for LILO?"

              Snob-"Why are you using LILO, use Grub and be done with it you can find a Grub manual at http://whatever.com/"

    Or how about this...
              NotSoNewbie-"I'm thinking about setting up an encrypted filesystem that can be mounted as a loopback device and I was wondering if anyone knows of a good howto."

              Snob-"Why are you going through all of that trouble, just use a thumbdrive and you can carry it with you, that's REAL security."

  446. Re:Linux sNOBs by suso · · Score: 1

    If you want "good news," expend your effort creating some good news by doing something positive for somebody and then publicizing it. Bitching about the media doesn't solve the problem, action does.

    I did, slashdot rejected the article. :-(

  447. Re:Linux sNOBs by kimvette · · Score: 1
    Questions from people where it is blatantly obvious they have done none of the aforementioned steps piss people off. My favorite questions to ignore are the ones where it is obvious that they haven't read the docs, and want step by step hand holding, as if it is their right as a newbie to not have to research anything, they typically go something like this: "I want to setup my webserver, I'm a newbie and just want step by step instructions, I don't have time to RTFM, or search google. I have posted this question before and all I got was RTFM, or no response. I need it done now for my job, it's an emergency! What is up with all these rude people out in linux land?"


    That kind of idiot deserves only one response: "Hire someone at $100/hour to set it up for you, because you're asking us to do your fucking work for you and while we're happy to nudge you in the right direction and help you with certain configuration issues when you hit a snag, sorry, we don't do soup-to-nuts work for free. have a nice day."
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  448. Same thing with Windows by PCM2 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    God knows how long I put off learning the ins and outs of Linux distros because of the Linux catch-22: Linux sackriders go on about the superiority of Linux and insist that you're still living in the Dark Ages if you're using Windows, yet if you even feign interest in wanting to learn and perhaps getting some guidance from them, they shun you for being a newbie.
    Yeah? So what else is new?

    This isn't really anything to do with Linux. It's "Computer Geek Syndrome," plain and simple -- the feeling of superiority a nerdy, introverted person gets when he realizes he understands something better than someone else does. Some people who only ever use Windows have this same anti-n00b attitude. The only difference is that they don't scare anybody away from using Windows, because all the computers come with Windows installed. Thus, you either put up with that obnoxious nerd when you have computer problems, or you go looking for nicer, knowledgable friends.

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    1. Re:Same thing with Windows by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      BTW, speaking of weaknesses of the Linux community (and I'm not trying to pick on the parent specifically here) is the "but it's just as bad as Windows" syndrome.

      Every problem, no matter what it is, is answered by, "but Windows is just as bad!"

      "I can't get this printer working reliably, the printer spooler seems to be crashing." "Yeah, well, it crashes in Windows, too!"

      "How come the help system is so slow and takes a long time to create a search index?" "The help system in Windows is slow, too!"

      You see this on Slashdot all the time. Who gives a crap about what Windows does? Why does the Linux community have to constantly measure its genitals against Microsoft?

      How come the Macintosh community *never* replies to a criticism by saying, "well, it's just as bad in Windows!" Is it because the Macintosh community is more mature and secure? That would be my guess.

      Linux community: Your product will never be BETTER than Windows if you excuse every shortcoming with "Windows is just as bad!"

  449. Re:Linux sNOBs by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

    I agree on Linux being better under the hood, it's a very snappy OS and some great strides have been made in making it more desktop-ready. Like you say it is just the interfaces that need work. KDE and GNOME need to look at what Windows and OSX do (lots of wizards, simple options at the fore with less necessary ones not removed but a few tabs away, explanatory text where necessary) and do that. Even having an integrated video/audio player along the lines of Windows Media Player would be an improvement. All that really needs to happen is someone with programming skills, cash and vision needs to say "this is all bullshit, we're doing it the right way this time" and invest some time and effort into making, at a simple level, a user-friendly layer for Linux. Doesn't even need to use X, just look at what people want and Linux does not offer and give it to them.

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  450. pointing out the obvious by Bombula · · Score: 1
    Basically, as far as computers go I am clinically retarded compared to most Linux users. But I DO plan to switch from Windows soon. And I WILL RTFM. There really isn't any other option, is there?

    Which brings me to point out the obvious: you really don't need to RTFM with Windows. I have never even cracked the cover on a Windows manual, which of course goes a long way to explaining why I'm a computer retard ... then again, I can still somehow manage to post here with html tags. For the majority of everyday computer-illiterate non-power users like me (all billion of us), it simply isn't necessary to RTFM to use Windows.

    Maybe - just maybe - that is one of the secrets to Windows' successful domination of the market, though I suppose I could be wrong.

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  451. Re:Linux sNOBs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is precisely why linux has made so little headway as an everday os. Microsoft would not think of treating a customer this poorly. With linux nobody controls the quality of service and it suffers. If the objective is to gain mainstream acceptance, which I assume it is, then the community needs to help those who need it. Otherwise it will remain an expensive Geek toy. It may not cost much to buy the software, but it has had a huge cost as far as opportunity cost goes. Microsoft has been much more efficient in channeling hours worked into useful capabilities. I would guess more hours have been spent on software design in the linux community than Microsoft ever will, yet they still have not made a dent in the home computer market. Clean up your act and help those who need it. If this can't be done keep it to yourselves because people don't want to hear about a great alternative to be treated this way when they try and adopt it.

  452. Be nice by xmorg · · Score: 1

    I am a FreeBSD user but I started with Linux. I have also in my newbie days asked a few lame questions that were plainly stated in man, some book, some website, or some buried thread. Today, I try my best to put myself in the noobs position and answer the question in a civil way. Another point to make is that Linux manuals aren't always the clearest manuals. They will list the command and all the options but not how to put them together. An example is encoding to xvid. mencoder will have options like -ovc but not show you how to -ovc xvid -xvidencopts bitrate=1000, etc.

    the way I see it, is that every Linux/bsd newbie is one more reason for commercial hardware companies to provide hardware support, games companies to provide game binaries, websites to support other browsers, applications to support open source formats, and ipods to support OGG :p. Obviously Linux isn't for everyone, but if the Linux community puts forth an image as being helpful caring and supportive as a community, it will draw new enthusiasts who can contribute, and in more ways than one. Some sort of obscure x hardware used by someone in the world could suddenly be supported because you answered some basic question on how linux handles usb!

    Driving people away by elitism will keep Linux in the "geeks toy" category, that it currently assumed to be. I will not ague what Linux is or isn't, what I am referring to by saying "geeks toy", is the perception of the system.

  453. Re:Hah, no kidding by trentblase · · Score: 4, Insightful
    But don't for a moment assume you are owed the privilege of support from them.

    I generally agree with you, but in this case they were in a support channel. If somebody sets up a support channel, it's reasonable to expect to get support there. At the very least, you deserve not to get berated.

  454. From the article... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
    The meeting began with the usual warm greetings, but shortly moved into a tirade by the Linux "guru" that resembled a three year old's tantrums.

    As described by Jason, the engineer began to mock Windows users, declared that Jason was "obviously ignorant and inexperienced" and continued by giving his personal opinions on various topics from religion to political philosophy.

    Wow! He got to meet with ESR?

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    That is all.
  455. Re:Linux sNOBs by holt · · Score: 1
    > So you want to extract a gzipped file?

    Right, because a subtle hint like that makes it perfectly clear that the command is in fact

    tar xzf <filename>

    And I'm sure the first thing a frustrated noob needs is someone acting like they should already know the answers to the questions they're asking. They've probably been trying to figure out for an hour or so what they're supposed to do before going out to the IRC channel where they're hoping someone will take a couple of minutes to explain what this means.

    But no, you're too wrapped up in your own superiority to bother actually trying to help anyone. Why do you even bother hanging out in these types of channels at all?

    Not to mention that a lot of the documentation out there is written with experienced UNIX types in mind. For someone new to the UNIX paradigm, reading man pages and trying to decipher what everything means can be quite difficult, and so it's not hard to imagine someone reading the FM three or four times and still not understanding what it's trying to tell them.

    And before you flame me, note that I was using Linux in the mid-90s with great success, but I can still remember when I was new to UNIX altogether and it was quite a lot to get my head around.

  456. Why yes - I did RTFA by deadlinegrunt · · Score: 1

    "Are newbie's now required to show greater grace, more patience and richer respect than those already in the community? I'm not sure that's a better way."

    Why yes, yes they should - in much the same way younger people should respect their elders. A lot of older generations will criticize the youth, and of course the youtful think that the stodgy old folks don't get it because they don't see the "new way" but every now and then you get that one old person that sits down, has a chat, and enlightens a few generations by the action.

    I read this and I am not ignorant enough to see that the underlying point of this persons views has merit; it's just that this person gives to much weight to it. The thing that struck my nerve was that not only should newbies not be responsible for their actions but the more priviledged knowledgeable ones should make accomodations and concessions for the newbies. I can assure you that if you read the original article it sounds likes the "Linux gurus" went ape shit but the part that was left out was the same person blasting the same questions in every channel, message board, and newsgroup over and over. It also neglected the part where the person who went ballistic actually has 10+ years experience and has to listen to someone who knows nothing argue about something they know nothing about. Not one time did this person take the time to google and see Results 1 - 10 of about 25,600,000 for setting up webserver linux. (0.29 seconds) That's a lot of hits...And what's more is that a good portion of it is duplicated thus proving my point about people even trying.

    I can honestly say that there isn't a single question I have asked or could have asked on IRC that isn't answered by a quick visit to google. All that being said I will still help someone that displays the smallest amount of effort on their part...And surprise - no flames with it.

    Beggers can't be choosers. (If you have nothing to offer you shouldn't be demanding)
    Anything worth having requires work. (You learn to apreciate and value that which takes effort)
    Never take any one source as Bible. (Learn to expand your own mind by being open to ideas)

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  457. The Whole Open Source Experience by thisjustin · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I think this issue can really be thought of as a major gap in the whole open source model of software development. With the exception of a few companies, most of open source development is community driven while companies continue to produce closed source products. This is where the problem arises.

    Software companies, like most other companies, have more than just an engineering department. There is HR, PR, and of course support. Because the goal of companies is to make profits, the purchasers of their products are usually their top priority. This usually means support for their products. We all know that this support is not always the greatest, but it is not often that I have had a tech support rep attempt to berate me over the phone, in fact they would never even direct me to RTFM even in its most polite form.

    If the Linux community wishes to see its market share grow appreciably its members need to start thinking of the whole open source experience. In effect everyone involved in the community needs to see themselves as ambassadors for the whole community. Sure maybe 90% of the Linux community spends their working day in IT or writing code, but when it comes to acting as a community member you need to fill all those (positive) parts of the corporate model that are missing in the open source one.

    I'm sure there are some who would prefer to keep Linux for themselves and people like themselves and if that's what they want they can continue to act like those described in the article. However for the rest of us the issue goes beyond basic decency in support forums, the Linux community needs to start providing more than just a product as-is but a whole experience and it needs to be much more positive and inviting one than it is now.

    1. Re:The Whole Open Source Experience by eluusive · · Score: 1

      Since when did this become a holy jihad to gain market share? Everyone around here seems to be confused lately. Why should any of us care whether or not you use the same operating system? Your loss if you don't.

  458. two aspects to this by fdisk3hs · · Score: 1

    What is amazing to me is that the commercial computer business is built on making people think that they are stupid. "Buy Windows. Because you are too stupid to use GNU/Linux. And you can't afford expert help." Is it wrong to assume that, if you are using GNU/Linux, that you don't think that you are stupid? And therefore, that you are self-reliant, and willing to figure out even the toughest problems by yourself?
     
    Having said that, the attitudes on mailing lists, wikis, and IRC channels are the same as they have been on netnews for 20 years. "RTFM lUser", "STFU", "USTFU", "You 5UX0RZ", "With your mouth", &c.

  459. heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe TFA explained this, but what does "RTFM" stand for? :)

    1. Re:heh by Ptraci · · Score: 1

      He does say in TFA, if you RTFA. Only he substituted "fine" for a ruder term.

  460. RTFM is no longer practical by helix_r · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Part of the problem is that "RTFM-ing" is becoming more and more intractable. There is way too much bad information out there on the web. If you want to find out how to do something, you google it and come up with 90% bullshit, then much of the remaining stuff that looks promising is incomplete, or assumes some unstated context.

    Man pages don't help either. In much the same way that you can't learn a language by reading a dictionary, you can't always learn how to do something in linux by reading the man pages for the involved commands-- especially if you might not even know which commands apply.

    In many cases, it makes sense to ask on a newsgroup/forum. In fact, I think the really good distros got that way because they have active and friendly forums where people can ask questions-- yes, even questions that have been already asked.

    1. Re:RTFM is no longer practical by PenGun · · Score: 1

      You don't like man pages eh'. Oh geee too complicated all those options, you might even need to experiment.

        Yus you do need to go to your forum and leech.

          PenGun
        Do What Now ??? ... Standards and Practices !

    2. Re:RTFM is no longer practical by IdntUnknwn · · Score: 1

      You don't like people eh? Oh geee too complicated, all those social behaviors, you might even need to empathize.

      Go back to the forums and be snobbish.

      Tons of man pages are crappily written. What do you do when "TFM" is a POS?

    3. Re:RTFM is no longer practical by PenGun · · Score: 1

      One of the basics of *nix is the man page. I've spent many a happy hour just typing "man strangecommand" to find out what all those weird commands mean. It becomes very useful when you are using a command you know little about, or using a command that has many and varied options, "man mplayer", is a good example here.

        The command line allows many options to the initiated and you just can't click enough boxes to do complex stuff. As this can get quite involved and quite frankly man pages are the cat's meoww for the command line.

        I don't like most people no but then I'm nearly 60 and have had a lot of experiance with them. I do spend time in various places helping out but I don't hang out in forums much, unless one of my trolls has hooked a right-wing-nut and I need to smash it's head on the side.

        You won't have fun in the maze of twisty turns I fear.

          PenGun
        Do What Now ??? ... Standards and Practices ! Damn South Park is brutal these days ;).

    4. Re:RTFM is no longer practical by IdntUnknwn · · Score: 1

      Actually I find that 'man mplayer' demonstrates both good and bad characteristics. In my opinion, it is far, far too long for plain text. While it does aim for completeness, it is very painful to find just specific items when you are looking for them.

      I once attempted to find out how mplayer config files ought to be written. Not simply where they ought to go, but valid parameters to actually stick into the files. As far as I could tell, the man page did not contain any such information. Perhaps the man page only includes information about the command line, but then where should I go when someone tells me to RTFM? I searched the mplayer website as well, but to no avail. I eventually managed to accomplish what I wanted, but only after a considerable amount of Googling and experimentation. If you find where mplayer config files are discussed in the man page or on the mplayer website, can you tell me where?

      You won't have fun in the maze of twisty turns I fear.

      The reason I made such an intentionally inflammatory posting was because you had made other posts that demonstrably had an elitist feel to them. This statement, like others, demonstrates an unnecessary projection of superiority.

      Furthermore, I really doubt that you can judge my Linux experience solely from what I have said. Perhaps I am one of the core developers for a major Linux distribution who just wanted to make a point of how you were demonstrating the very attributes discussed in the linked article.

    5. Re:RTFM is no longer practical by PenGun · · Score: 1

      The man pages are basic. They work just as intended. That is my clue that you have none.

        It may be true I am not a nice person but that is my way. I may be overdoing it a bit just for this thread but hey.

        You will perhaps like the mplayer docs in /DOC/HTML/en better, I dunno.

        Major linux dist ... heh. Pretty funny really, I use slak and we just have no respect ;).

          PenGun
        Do What Now ??? ... Standards and Practices !

  461. Desktop Linux anyone? by ebresie · · Score: 1

    I think these are the same type of folks who don't view user friendly desktops for Linux a necessity or that vi is the only editor needed.

    And before everyone gives all the need ways to use vi or command line...It still comes don't to keeping things simple.

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  462. anti-intellectualism by weremook · · Score: 1

    I had some chick today tell me that she loved her Sidekick and that she hated resistors, capacitors and and inductors in the sam econ versation---she is currently taking PHYS 102.

    It is this sort of attitude that will slow migration. Currently most GNU/Linux distros require you to have a basic understanding of what you are doing. Mandrivia does a good job of letting you get everything up and running while you're still learning.

    Although the article does have a point; I was saw AOTS recommend Debian to noobs. At the time, Debian still had major installer problems---no real hardware detection. That sort of thing is outrageous when you have SUSE, Mandrake, PCLinuxOS, and the like. Kubuntu might shape up into something working right-out-of-the-box (or they could send you a properly detected soundcard with the CD). But if you are willing to type a couple of lines into the shell, the Linux community will get you up and running (HINT: use the forum link included in your browser; those Gentoo ricers can be jerks).

    1. Re:anti-intellectualism by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

      I suspect the chick's attitude will not serve as an impediment to her ability to reproduce.

  463. Re:Linux sNOBs by hackstraw · · Score: 1

    I think "apt-cache search mailman" would do the trick too. In fact, your command didn't return anything on my Debian system.

    Its always worked for me. Did you quote the * wildcard?


    me@example:~$ dpkg -l '*' | grep mailman
    pn mailman (no description available)
    me@example:~$ sudo apt-get install mailman
    Password:
    Reading package lists... Done
    Building dependency tree... Done
    The following extra packages will be installed:
        apache2-common apache2-mpm-perchild apache2-utils libapr0 libpcre3 openssl
        postfix pwgen ssl-cert
    Suggested packages:
        apache2-doc lynx www-browser spamassassin python2.3-korean-codecs
        python2.2-korean-codecs python-japanese-codecs listadmin ca-certificates
        postfix-mysql postfix-pgsql postfix-ldap postfix-pcre
    Recommended packages:
        resolvconf
    The following NEW packages will be installed:
        apache2-common apache2-mpm-perchild apache2-utils libapr0 libpcre3 mailman
        openssl postfix pwgen ssl-cert
    0 upgraded, 10 newly installed, 0 to remove and 7 not upgraded.
    Need to get 8737kB/9814kB of archives.
    After unpacking 41.5MB of additional disk space will be used.
    Do you want to continue [Y/n]?


  464. Re:Linux sNOBs by soft_guy · · Score: 1

    Let me clarify my comment. What I mean is that the Mac is really the one platform where things are supposed to be easy and elegant to use. Not that they *always* are, but having been a Mac developer for eleven years, I can tell you that the "culture" of Mac programmers is to assume that the user does not have expert knowledge of computers and to SERVE that person. Not educate them. Not disrespect them or talk down to them. But to make your software simple and pleasant to use for everyone including your 60 year old grandmother. Most of the good Mac programmers that I have met have this kind of an attitute about their work. Even Mac programmers who work at Microsoft.

    I think it also comes from the fact that the Mac platform has always strived to be very high quality in this way - and that's the thing that keeps it going and keeps us employed.

    Linux is more of a "by geeks for geeks" approach which is OK, but not in my opinion something I would feel comfortable putting in front of my mother (for example).

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  465. This just in... by kwiqsilver · · Score: 1
    In a large group of people, some will be assholes, some will be very nice, and most will be somewhere in between.

    If /. will post this story, why won't they post my story about how when I flip the switch, my lamp turns on?

  466. Hack by PenGun · · Score: 1

    Linux is for people that _like _ computers. You have to enjoy beating a piece of hardware into submission. The new user has to learn to hack and noone can tell you how.

    "Run and find out" Kipling

        PenGun
      Do What Now ??? ... Standards and Practices !

    1. Re:Hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine, than stop bullshitting us that Linux should/will take over the PC market from Windows and Mac. Nice to have a confession that Linux is by and for geeks and thus irrelevant to the other 99.999% of humanity who don't give a rat's ass about playing with computers.

  467. It's a real problem for Linux though by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    There is no offical face of Linux, and that's one of the things Linux users like about it. It's a community effort and that is emphasized time and time again. Ok, great, but that means people come to the community for help and if those people are dicks, well then it turns them off.

    It's different with something like Windows or OS-X because there is a company backing it, that's the central face. Both Microsoft and Apple will waste no time on their sites telling you how smart you are for picking their solution, and how much easier it will make your life, and so on. If it's true or not is another matter, they make you feel welcome. Also, the provide centralized support. If I get a Windows error, I don't go looking on mailing lists, I go punch it in to Microsoft's search. 99% or more of the time, I get a KB article with the information I need.

    So that's the problem. MS and Apple are associated with Windows and OS-X repsectively, and they put a good face forward for users. They talk about what a good decision it is to use their products, they provide centralised support (that's quite good) andm if it comes to the "you should pay for that level of support" they themselves will sell it to you. Linux lacks something like that, and people are told that the support comes form the community. So they turn to newsgroups and such (as they are instructed). When their experience there is abrasive, that turns them off to Linux. They have been told that the "openess" and "community" is what makes it wonderful, but in their opinion the community is a bunch of dicks. First imrpessions are usually lasting impressions.

  468. Re:Hah, no kidding by jdray · · Score: 1

    Actually, it's more like getting a book for free (usually unbound cut sheets, with some vague instructions on an arcane process called "binding" followed by another called "finishing"), reading through it, then asking around to others who have written the book about what they thought some vague reference in the middle was about that seems critical to the plot. Maybe you even send the author a polite e-mail saying you didn't understand. The answers you get back tend to be along the lines of, "You idiot, don't bother me until you've read every available text on early Mesopotamian food processing an consumption, followed by the associated works on early Arabian religious rituals. Only then can you even think about talking to me."

    This is why a lot of readers like mainstream authors. The books they write are approachable, with easy to understand concepts or with well-written appendices that explain more abstract or unclear concepts. They know what their audiences want and how to package it for mass consumption. Furthermore, if anything remains unclear, chances are that someone around has read the book in question and is happy to talk about it, sharing their experiences and thoughts on it.

    Of course, that's books and this is software. The metaphors are really hard to line up.

    --
    The Spoon
    Updated 6/28/2011
  469. You can lead a horse to water... by koweja · · Score: 1
    I say not entirely, it's also the fault of the mentors

    Not neccessarily the mentor's fault. My CS professors, one in particular, was hell bent on making sure the class always documented their code correctly. Even after four years of that my documentation is often somewhere between poor and nonexistant.

  470. It's Not The Newbie by Illbay · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'm not sure what kind of person Linux snobs think they're dealing with.

    The problem is, that they DON'T think about whom they're dealing with. "Linux snobs" (only a subset of the set of "Linux users" I should add) are typical of the type of person who is well-informed and even highly-developed in their understanding of only a narrow range of things, and hopelessly inept outside that range.

    This is not unusual in human beings generally. For instance, there are brilliant physicians who have the bedside manner of a fruit-bat--they just don't interact well at all with the people that they ostensibly are there to help. It is in everyone's best interest if they improve, but they'll never be naturally gregarious.

    So it is with a lot of "computer geek" types of which the "Linux snob" is comprised. They aren't too comfortable with interpersonal relationships to begin with, and many of them are positive social misfits. Their natural response to having to deal with someone "inferior" is to be, well, a "snob."

    FWIW, there was a time in the early days of "microcomputers" when nearly everyone was a hobbyist and an elitist snob. Somehow, the community overcame that, and computers moved into the mainstream, so that even the "un-nerdiest" among us are well acquainted with their use.

    Therefore, I disagree with the premise of the Article: I think that technical streamlining is the key to wider acceptance. The snobs can be overcome now as they were before.

    --
    Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
  471. A False Premise by Illbay · · Score: 1
    UNIX once was a revolt against snobbery

    It's false to infer that the reaction to "snobbery" is "anti-snobbery."

    More likely, it is a reaction to the "snobbery that excludes me and my friends" by creating a "snobbery that INCLUDES me and my friends--and to hell with everybody else."

    --
    Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
  472. Re:Linux sNOBs by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > Maybe, just maybe, Linux isn't as good as it's cracked up to be?

    No, that's not it. It's just that it's like a Hungarian lover.... Rough and unapologetic, but not too bad once you understand them. If you didn't like the Ford/Dodge analogy, this one's way better!

  473. I tend to agree here... by duffstone · · Score: 1

    The linux community isn't without it's friendly and helpful crowd don't get me wrong. But the biggest barrier for myself getting into this world has to be getting help that's not covered within the scope of written doccumentation.

    Further, not everyone knows where to go to find the docs, or even how to find someone to ask where to find them. To the common folk Linux is still reguarded as a "hacker" platform or "geek toy". A snobish community unwilling to help widends that gap and basically shoots it'self in the foot.

    I've been a victim of "uber" users who call me all kinds of names for asking a stupid question. I didn't much like it and generally moved on to other stuff. The most recent example was trying to get WoW to run in Linux. I had questions about Wine, and I got run out on a rail.

    I ended up getting it to work at 1fps and threw in the towel. Microsoft might suck but atleast stuff works most of the time and you don't have to hack/emulate it...

    I can't help but think about being microsoft free tho. I was really close.

    -Duff

  474. nOOBs posts by SebNukem · · Score: 1

    These kind of posts make me laugh everytime, but I can understand some politically-incorrect replies from "snobs":

    Forum: Linux Hardware Problems
    Subject: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
    Author: b1llsUcks
    I am using Linux i can not start Mozilla because Micro$oft Internet exploiter sucks!!!!!11 LOL i want to start Mozila my icon disappeared from the bar on the top of the screen!!!! ;((
    I love LINUX!!!111 LOLOLOLOLloloL!!!1!11!11! thanx!!!!11!!!!

    b1llsUcks
    ------------------------
    Live free or die / 640 Kb is plenty of memory - Bill Gates.

    [[***SYSTEM SPECS Intel Pentium 4 / 2.8GHz 512MB DDR RAM, 1 Maxtor 300GB OC radeon 9800 200W POWER!***]]

  475. Re:Linux sNOBs by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > no newbie in his right mind would try gentoo as his first distro, and if he did the person who recommended it to him should be shot

    That's what I thought when I read this comment further up the page, saying "I've found so far, the most friendly to newbs distro, is probably Gentoo."

  476. Re:Linux sNOBs by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > Idiot. Get some business skills.

    Getting "business skills" is your solution to not having any "technical skills?"

  477. Meet the new boss... by burnunit0 · · Score: 1

    Hey before we get too crazy here, I have to say that when administering a win/mac office and we'd run into some kind of problem with a server or a RAID array or a whatever, ANY time I called either a hardware manufacturer or software supplier I had to go through a lot of hoop jumping saying, "yes, we're running it as it was sold to us." "yes we've not installed [whatever thing we shouldn't ever install, evaR]." or the 'humbling' "Yes, I have [virus protection] [veritas] [non-Exchange mailserver] [any software that they've never heard of] installed on this machine. Yes, I know that means we've custom configured our box. Yes, I know you can't support THAT application, I'm asking you if you think YOUR crap is what's giving me crap today, please!!"

    Windows and OEMs were, in my experience, especially bad about playing hot potato with my problem. "What you're gonna want to do is call the manufacturer..." "You're gonna wanna call the software company..." "You shouldn't install ...almost anything..." So Linux snobbery isn't the only bugbear here, there's also a lot of blame-the-user mentality in the industry. Hell, I blamed our own users whenever I could while I was administering our system and performing support.

    I wish we could get off this crazy train.

    --
    yes. that's all I'm going to say in all comments from now on.
  478. Re:Linux sNOBs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much effort does it take to cut the "you have to help me", "I need it right now" attitudes?

  479. this is a huge problem for the community by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Excellent article. This is a huge problem, in user groups, schools, and in the work place. It is plain wrong not to help people who want to learn, it is plain wrong to be sarcastic to other people who want to find out more. They may or may not be the next guru, but they may also be the next manager or journalist who supports open source over proprietary software. Or they may share their knowledge with the next person who comes along.

    On SD we about how to raise support for it, make it grow. Maybe open source doesnt need any great tech evangelists out there because its the quiet truth that wont go away. Maybe so, but still, everybody who engages in putting people down sarcastically for asking newb questions is KILLING OPEN SOURCE.

    So stop killing open source software by being a jerk. Make the industry grow instead by sharing what you know with other people. Start user groups, give talks, write tutorials, but dont friggin kill the industry with your stupid egos. Learn some people skills while you are at it!!!

  480. What!?!?! by ukemike · · Score: 1

    Being a noob to linux I read this part of the thread with interest. I'd love to see that list of e-books and resources. I love learning. So I followed the above link to:

    http://www.linuxfromscratch.org/

    That's pretty funny. Not the best place for a newbie. I want to make a sandwich and you send me to a lab to genetically engineer my own special franken-wheat with which to make bread!

    On the other hand I posted a similar comment here recently and got two helpful tips. One explained in very fine and incomprehensible detail what I should do and the other gave me a link to something that would do it for me.

    The REAL barrier to widespread adoption of linux is that the divide between the geeks and the rest of the world is far deeper than anyone cares to admit. With linux I am a noob, but I've had a computer since I was 9 (1979) and I've been on the internet since 1988. Everyone I know comes to ME for tech support. I find myself saying... "right click on the... uh well there are two buttons on your mouse put the cursor... yeh the pointer on the icon... you know the picture of the folder. that's right and right click on it. see the context menu? select properties and then read it to me" Those people will never install linux on anything. "Download the iso and burn the image to a CD" might as well be in greek, and THAT's trivial compared to, "You need to install libdvdcss2 and may need to use hdparm to enable dma (hdparm -d 1 /dev/dvd)."

    --
    -- QED
    1. Re:What!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      send me to a lab to genetically engineer my own special franken-wheat with which to make bread!

      Can we have a Treehouse of Horror episode of that, please? Pretty, pretty please?

      IOW, mod parent up please.

  481. It's true. And I'm pretty linuxsnobby. by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

    I'm a bit of a Linux snob, rebuffing requests of my home time for GoToMeeting and Skype sessions, citing incompatibility.

    Even for someone fairly technically adept, getting help is no easy task. The fact that I could have any arrangement of kernel, drivers, distro, X, WM, etc. is part of it, and simply finding people who have an answer for me is the other.

    OSS community touts linux as having low TCO because there are all these wonderful communities of Linux users who can help you out. Except that's a bunch of bullshit. Most Linux users are busy with device drivers for poorly supported hardware and esoteric mesh networks or some other project to answer your problem with how to get apt-get unfucked so you can get needed packages or why you can't get GDM to work. Still others don't think they should give it away for free.

    RTFM? That's rich, since there is plenty of poorly documented Linux and OSS apps, as well as plenty of *un*documented and arcanely documented materials. Most people nowadays whinging "RTFM" don't even know of an FM to R.

    Most of the OSS community's desire for broader use of Linux is a selfish one; so that the greater consumer base will encourage vendors to support it. They don't actually want to *help* this happen in any way that would be effective.

    Clearly, everyone in the world needs to know C, assembler, and understand caching and pipelining in order to use a computer. Then everyone would be capable of running Linux, and unfucking it themselves when it gets into a messy state.

    --
    Terrorists can attack freedom, but only Congress can destroy it.
  482. The "snobbery" was well justified. by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    > Lovely little encouragement. This particular Windows user was a newbie to Linux
    > but had been in the I.T. industry for years. His question, regarding "how do I
    > start process daemons like a web server" was reasonable, not childish. His reaction
    > to the Linux "guru" was also reasonable. He basically said that he doesn't have time
    > to deal with people so fanatic and terse they reject questions on message boards created
    > to answer questions.

    No one who has "been in the IT industry for years" has any business going into ANY support forum and asking such a basic question. One part of being in this industry is being able to adapt to new technologies and new features in old products. This particular user should be able to fend for himself. It is highly RUDE for him to be so lazy as to waste other people's time when there are genuine novices out there that may need help. This person is infact a selfish, self-centered jackass or simply an complete idiot.

    This person doesn't appear to have any redeeming characteristics that might indicate helping him would be other than a complete waste of time.

    This isn't some poor little lamb that finds themselves over their head with Linux. This is someone that's supposed to be a professional unable or unwilling to do even the slightest bit of initial legwork.

    I don't even let my 3 year old get away with this sort of helpless mentality.

    --
    A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
  483. Re:Linux sNOBs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is that n00bs show up and demand that it be done with

    I get stuff like:

    <n00b> How do I find a file containing the word Foo?
    > Use find /some/directory -exec grep -l Foo {} \;
    <n00b> But my friend uses locate, how do I do it with locate?
    > Locate will only give you files that were there the last time updatedb was run. Find will give you all the files that are there now.
    <n00b> But I wanna use locate!
    > Then you're on your own, I already told you how to find files containing Foo.
    <n00b> Waah, you're all a bunch of elitist snobs, you don't know anything! fuck you all!

    This plays out for all sorts of combinations of technologies. Users wanting to use an MTA as a MUA (hey, sendmail does send mail, but that doesn't make it a mail client), users trying to script some trippy complex FTP client when what they really wanted was rsync, and so on. Half the time we have to get the guy to stop hyperventilating about what he thinks he wants, so we can get him to tell us what the hell he's trying to do, and half again of that time, he's got no clue what he's actually trying to do (mister "how do I set up a script to copy my bind zone files from my primary to my secondary server automatically every time I make a change", I'm talking to you)

  484. Re:Hah, no kidding by non0score · · Score: 1

    You mean the software (or more specificially source code, in this case) is made available as required by the license?

    Also, if the "free support" you get doesn't work 100% of the time or results in being klined from the support channel, I think that's hardly an incentive for a user to pay for "real support."

  485. Linux Snobs... Yup. by Mad+Ogre · · Score: 1

    That's pretty much it. Thank God for Linspire.

    --
    MadOgre.com
  486. Re:Hah, no kidding by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
    Congratulations Slashdotters, you just have been successfully trolled on a grand scale!

    timecop is a (founding one, if I am not mistaken) member of GNAA, the most obnoxious association of imbecillic, drooling morons the Internet had a misfortune ever to witness. Do you really plan on taking this jackass seriously?

    Wake up, dammit!

  487. Re:Hah, no kidding by koweja · · Score: 1

    Wait, you were surprised to find snobbish behavior among a group of Mac users?

  488. Re:Linux sNOBs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, the problem lies with the fact that most Linux newbies expect it to be just like Windows, and don't take the time to read anything. What's the point of going out and buying (or downloading) a distro, installing it, not reading any basic documentation, and relying on "gurus" to help a brother out?

    Quite frankly, it's stupid.

    I'm running over a dozen Linux servers at work. A coworker wanted to install Linux. Knowing I know quite a bit about it, he asked a couple basic questions such as what distro and will it work on his machine, etc. I told him to go Distro A because it would be easier for him. He bought a Linux for Dummies book that came with Distro B. When he had problems installing it, he asked me what was wrong. I asked him if he read the installation procedures. No, he didn't.

    He expected it to install and function right out of the box like a Windows install so he figured he didn't need to read any documentation.

    Every question he had, I asked if he (politely) RTFM. No, he didn't. My responses became more and more agitated. If you can't even bother to read one page (OR on-screen instructions during an install), why are you even trying to get it to work? Eventually he gave up because "oh this Linux thing is too hard."

    That's just one of a thousand examples. If someone asks me a Linux-related question, if I know the answer I'll tell them, then follow up with a URL for the same information. Hell, most people are too lazy (or stupid) to even Google for simple information.

    If you're genuinely stumped, that's one thing, but if you have to ask how to get a directory listing, you really should RTFM.

  489. Re:Linux sNOBs by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > 5 years ago, secretaries were more efficient with a copy of wordperfect 5.1 for DOS on an old 286 with 2 megs of ram than they are today with, literally, 100 times more computing power.

    I disagree....sort of. It may be true that the people who used to be considered "WP experts" were, on average, faster than the group of people who are currently considered "WP experts."

    The big difference is that the older group HAD to take a lot of preparation/training time to learn a million key combinations. The end result (after many hours of training and practice) is that they could put out formatted documents quickly. The people in the "current" group do not know those key-combos and so must use the mouse, necessarily slowing them down during use. However, current users are able to use the program nearly as efficiently (as an old expert) without all that initial training/practicing.

    I don't believe it has anything to do with the PC they are using, but the interface they operate under.

  490. Linux Advocates Are The Salespeople by NetFu · · Score: 1

    I've worked in I.T. in a small to medium business for 15 years. I've seen all kinds of "snobs" as described in this article, and not just I.T. people.

    Years ago, the stereotype belonged to UNIX gurus. But, along the way, I've seen almost every kind of contractor act in similar ways, some worse than others. The difference is those contractors are preceded by nice, friendly salespeople. Usually if the contractor is an ass, you can just go back to the salesperson and request you never have to hear from that contractor again. That pretty much guarantees an attitude adjustment on the part of the ass in question.

    The problem here is generally those Linux gurus are not preceded by nice, friendly sales reps. But, if they work for a company in the same way as I described above, you just go through the same thing to get him banned from ever coming back to your company. Unfortunately, the article doesn't detail how these people came into contact with the snobs in the first place.

    If you come into contact with one of these guys just based on what you heard, it probably will be hit-and-miss, just like any other contractors. Those independent guys won't get much business because they don't have nice salespeople to deal with customers who had to talk to them on their bad days. Face it, all of us technical people have bad days when we don't work/play well with others.

    If you are an independent Linux guru, you ALWAYS have to remember when dealing with customers considering Linux that you are also the salesperson. It's just like the bad-old days when the only people selling the greatness of the Mac were advocates like me.

    Based on my experience with colleagues in other companies in the last year, we are entering/in a golden time for Linux growth in a big way. Auditors and consultants everywhere are actually rewarding I.T. people like me for moving away from Windows toward Linux. Some are actually recommending it.

    I haven't seen the current level of pro-UNIX (now basically pro-Linux) attitude in probably 8 or more years in I.T. -- 4 years ago, these people were attacking us for using UNIX anywhere instead of Windows, so I was constantly on the defensive. Today, it seems to mostly be a no-brainer that we want our mission-critical apps to run on Linux or UNIX.

    When I told service vendors (IKON, for example, but many others) 2 years ago that I wanted their server or appliance apps running in Linux/UNIX instead of Windows, they were surprised and said they'd try but most of the solutions were Windows-only. Today, when I tell them the same thing, their response is that they are porting their apps to Linux, and it's only a matter of time. When I ask when, their selling point ends up being the release date of their app on Linux.

    All I can say as a past and current Mac OS X/Linux/UNIX advocate is to remember why you work on Linux in the first place, and set your attitude accordingly when dealing with potential new "customers" of Linux. Hopefully I'm not wrong in assuming that Linux "gurus" work in Linux because they love it and/or open source. You show that attitude to newbies, and you can't go wrong. And in the end, we're all better off.

  491. Positive Force of Ubuntu Community by UcitSe · · Score: 1

    As a recent convert to Linux, I can say from my own experience that it wasn't the coolest new version of some package that got me interested. It was surfing the ubuntuforums.org community. When I saw the level of support and the way users clearly had a common goal, I realized it was time to leave windows behind. And best of all its been a succesful transition due to the great support I recieved when I had problems. There is no one simple Linux users manual. Most people dont have a freind they can ask for help, like with Windows. There are truly brilliant people out there, and I would as them, istead of feeling great that you have more knowledge than others, try feeling great by helping others and furthering something that is truly important: a community that believes in free software, that believes information and the access to it should never be restricted or controlled. Adopt a newbie today!!!

  492. I solve this linux issue by Nethead · · Score: 1

    I solve this linux snob issue by running OpenBSD. They are all happy-happy-joy-joy folks there.

    --
    -- I have a private email server in my basement.
  493. Social graces by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 1

    > In internet forums some Linuxers will tell you to RTFM, and some Windowsers will tell
    > you they don't consult for free. I don't see a heck of a lot of difference

    The difference is social graces.

    It's like if you're visiting two cities and ask for street directions. In city W, people who don't help you say "I'm sorry, I can't help you." I city L, people say "FUCKING TOURIST GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CITY!".

    Technically, these statements are functionally equivalent in terms of giving you directions, but which city do you think is going to leave a better impression on visitors? There's more to human communication than the number of bits of relevant information transferred.

    1. Re:Social graces by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Except it's more like a tourist coming up and saying "where the fuck is the eiffel tower!", and the Linux guy replying "you've got a map in your hand, use it", and the windows guy replying "I could tell you, but first you'll have to give me 20 of your American dollars". The worst impression in this case was left by the arsehole tourist.

  494. Re:Hah, no kidding by non0score · · Score: 1

    I agree with you, and I think the attitude of the GP is the part of the main stigma of the Linux community. If you just look at the front page of Linux HA, you'll realize that it's trying to appeal to the masses and gain acceptance. However, attitudes like the GP totally serve in the opposite direction. No wonder people ask why Linux isn't gaining acceptance: it's because of people like the GP and the ones in the channel. At least with OSes like Windows, I get support and the software works out-of-the-box.

    On the other hand, I've had good experiences with certain distros myself (free, that is). The help channel was nice and didn't end each sentence with "RTFM, noob." The people there actually pointed to some forum topics for my particular problem (as well as updating the docs). But even then, keep in mind that one bad experience is all that's need to drive a user and his/her friend away for a long time, especially if it's an uphill battle like an OS switch.

  495. Agreed HARD by Intangion · · Score: 1

    thats one of the things i loved so much about gentoo is the user support community was generally very helpful, the #gentoo channel on freenode, and forums.gentoo.org i still use as a resource for linux questions even though i now use ubuntu.. ubuntu's support forums suck.. most of the time you never get a response and its buried quickly, it seems on the ubuntu forums there are way more people asking questions than answering any, so as a result anything you ask becomes quickly buried and never seen

    another of the biggest problems is if you have a COMMON PROBLEM and search and find all kinds of mailing list archives and forum posts about the exact same problem and discussions about it they usually end in the person who brought up the question saying 'oh nevermind i figured it out' but they never SHARE what they figured out!! they just assume everyone else will also or what?

    so on at least a few dozen problems that ive had, that i search online for, and found several references to the exact same problem i never managed to find an answer on those same discussion threads because the people who get the answers never share them!! thats just annoying.. thats why i always make sure to post any answers i find on any threads i post bringing up the problem

    ANOTHER major problem is when you do find information in on message boards or mailing list archives it is usually not clear WHAT VERSIONS its for! with linux software constantly changing and growing and branching alot of times config options and syntaxes change. like with xfree86,xorg its changed over(xfree86 -> xorg=6.8)) and over(xorg6.8 heavily patched) and over (6.9) and over (7.0) again in like 1-2 years time.. without the version and relevant patch information you have no idea if the configs your reading about will still work (most likely they WONT) you basically have to be IN the linux scene for years before you can even keep track of half the important changes that you need to know about to keep compitent with linux.. which is obviously a massive barrier to entry

    those are some of the biggest problems facing people who switch i think.. so many applications written by so many different people means SO MANY different implimentations. you have to read mountains of documentation, nothing is intuitive, most apps config options are unique and non-obvious and some are poorly documented, certain people you might ask will be flat out jerks about it. others wont know! looking on the internet in mailing lists often finds you grossly outdated or incomplete information. No version is given so you dont know if the information still holds true..

    I think linux has come a HUUUUGE way though and continues to become better and better ever year. i think its already passed windows in power, reliability, and security. now if only it could pass windows in popularity and usability. i think as more people get into it there will be more people who are in it for practical reasons rather than to be leet or different and it will shape up into a more practical operating system (that means more GUIs!! and more integrated documentation, like context sensative help, instead of SEPERATE web docs/manpages)

  496. Feeling superior by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 1

    > Seriously, if people are so adamant about making other people aware of the advantages of Linux

    But many of the worst offenders aren't all that interested in spreading the benefits of Linux, and are mostly interested in feeling smugly superior.

    This isn't a problem confined to Linux users either, though - I've know people in certain cult-like evangelical Christian groups who---while they claimed to want to spread Christianity---mostly just enjoyed feeling smugly superior because only they had the real Christianity.

    Basically, some people are dicks, and an opportunity to be different---which they can delude themselves into thinking means "better"---attracts them like flies to feces. They're loud and make quite an impression, so frankly the onus is on the rest of their broader community to either muzzle them or distance them from the community.

  497. Re:Linux sNOBs by ninjagin · · Score: 1
    It's okay. This is slashdot and rudeness is the coin of the realm. I confess to being rude myself every now and then, though I resist it.

    I think there's a distinction to be made on the point of "fiddling". Most of what I know about any machine/OS I've ever used came from "fiddling". Some of my best-learned lessons came from things I did as root or admin. There's nothing like horking something to the best of your ability three times in a row (and re-installing the OS at each stroke) and finally seeing things work out in the end. Experimentation is a key part of learning, and making serious mistakes is extremely instructive, if not a little frustrating at times.

    Paying someone may not be an option, after all. When I took on sysadmin responsibilities at a startup I worked for, I had the most basic familiarity with UNIX, but my boss gave me a generous book allowance, and I was permitted to bring in as many of my own machines as needed to experiment, and every now and again he'd spring for a new server a few months in advance so that I could get my experimenting out of the way and develop a better understanding of what the machine needed and how to tune it to our requirements. It was great. We didn't have thousands of dollars to throw at self-important consultants (not being rude, here -- about half of the consultants I've ever met are self-important) on whom we would have to become dependent, who wouldn't be closely tied to our business needs, and who could walk away from us at any time to work on someone else's shiny new 733+ systems.

    My personal feeling is that anyone who is an SA needs to be provided with one trashable example of every platform they're expected to support ("trashable" meaning it's not production -- just a spot for experimenting and can be wiped clean at a whim). Yes, books, manuals and web resources are important, but getting one's hands dirty and doing what might be pretty dangerous things as you're developing your chops is equally, if not more important than the reading part.

    See what I'm driving at?

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  498. Maybe it's how the questions are asked by bmwm3nut · · Score: 1

    I didn't get a chance to read all 650+ comments (and probably no one will read mine since it's posted so late). But a common theme in the 200 or so comments I read was that people ask a question after they already RTFM and are told to RTFM and they get mad. What you really need to do when you ask a question is tell people what you already did. It does two things 1) it lets them know that you are trying to solve the problem - not just expecting to be given the answer and 2) it let them know not to waste their time telling you something you already know. We may think ESR is crazy, but there are two things I really agree with him on 1) his opinion of guns and gun control, and 2) how to ask quesions: http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html . It not just in the linux world that you do this, but anytime you need to ask an expert for help - you tell them what you tried and what didn't work. e.g. when I take my car into the shop for a problem I can't fix I tell the mechanic what I already tried and what the results were, they're usually very appreciatve because it saves them time and they can get to the real problem (and it saves me money in hourly labor charges!).

  499. The Great Ubuntu Community by UcitSe · · Score: 1

    As a recent convert to Linux, I can say from my own experience that it wasn't the coolest new version of some package that awoke my interest. It was the ubuntuforums.org community. When I saw the level of support and the way users clearly had a common goal, I realized it was time to leave windows behind. And best of all its been a succesful transition due to the great support I recieved when I had problems. There is no one simple Linux users manual. Most people dont have a freind they can ask for help, like with Windows. There are truly brilliant people out there, and I would as them, istead of feeling great that you have more knowledge than others, try feeling great by helping others and furthering something that is truly important: a community that believes in free software, that believes information and the access to it should never be restricted or controlled. Adopt a newbie today!!!

    1. Re:The Great Ubuntu Community by Maltheus · · Score: 2, Informative

      I feel the same way about the Gentoo forums. I got back into Linux because of them. I had been away for many year cause I didn't want to deal with the snobs while troubleshooting. I didn't have to wade through an endless stream of people asking the same question, only to get the same response: "google it, god fucking damnit already". If I had a dime for every google hit that told me to google it, I'd own google lickity split.

  500. Some people are assholes... by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

    I had a similar experience trying to resolve a problem with the original pwc webcam driver. I contacted the author with a problem that I had never seen before. I already had 4 setups running with his driver. He responded like I was a clueless idiot. I guess I should be happy I got any response, but I had to resolve the issue on my own. History eventually showed that he was jerk anyway when Kroah-Hartman removed his driver from the kernel.

    Besides this one particular incident, I can name dozens where I was pointed in the right direction or given help freely and generously. I have had developers graciously send patches and fixes for problems I have discovered in their software. On the whole, I would say that the open source people are much easier to approach and way more generous with their time.

    Try to get help from Microsoft to fix one of their problems some time. You better have a credit card in hand and be prepared for a long wait to talk to somebody. Oh yeah... Don't expect to actually resolve the problem, but at least you can count on being charged for it.

    Recently, the vendor of a piece of $5,000 modelling software (Windows based) absolutely lied to my boss. I cost $200 and several hours work and the problem is still there. We proved his solution was crap. We "worked around" the problem with a clean XP install on VMWare.

  501. Why? by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    > Most people want everything handed to them

    No - most people just don't care about computers all that much.

    Do you expect people to tinker with their cars?
    Do you expect people to tinker with their television's wiring?
    Do you expect people to tinker with their plumbing?

    Then why would you expect people to tinker with their computers? For most people, a computer is an appliance, and deserving of no more tinkering than a tv. You can whine about people being "not ready" for computers all you want, but that won't change the basic fact that mature technologies don't need to be babied to function properly.

    It isn't people that aren't ready; it's computers.

    1. Re:Why? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      People who don't want to tinker should not be using linux. That's it in a nutshell.

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    2. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't. Which is why it's not "mainstream". Which was one of the points of the article & poster.

    3. Re:Why? by npsimons · · Score: 0

      Do you expect people to tinker with their cars?

      Yes. I do and when I can't fix something I pay to have it fixed, I don't ask someone to fix it for me for free.

      Do you expect people to tinker with their television's wiring?

      Yes.

      Do you expect people to tinker with their plumbing?

      Yes. Again, I do, and when I can't fix it I pay to have it fixed. Notice a pattern here? People can pay for computer support, it's just that some people are so cheap they won't and then get pissy when they don't get excellent service.

      It isn't people that aren't ready; it's computers.

      While I'll agree that computers aren't perfect, I believe that you are wrong; anyone with so little curiosity as to not tinker is not fully human by my standards (much like the math quote by Heinlein). And by that definition, most people aren't ready for computers. A couple of hundred years ago, people like you would have been saying that "reading isn't ready for people" or "math isn't ready for people", and now, guess what? Everyone is expected to be able to do math and read. Guess what will happen to computing skills in 100 years (or less)?
    4. Re:Why? by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      Strange how windows is so popular though.

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    5. Re:Why? by styroteqe · · Score: 1

      That's ridiculous! If you want a babied down candified experience that is engineered for the lowest common denominator, fine, maybe there's no desktop solution for that yet, though MickeySoft is coming awfully close. For those of us that like to think of things on a more logical level, with less limitations on what we can do with OUR hardware, there are a great many options. And if we learn them and then shun others who wish to learn, what are we accomplishing?

    6. Re:Why? by just_another_sean · · Score: 1

      I think that what the gp meant is that if you *like* to tinker then Linux/Unix is a good fit.

      If you don't then by all means use Windows or OS X or a calcualtor, pencil and paper. Whatever gets your job completed.

      But it as rude as the jerks described in TFA to attack people who *do* like to tinker with Linux and expect them to make it easy for you to listen to WMA files on your Linux box.

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    7. Re:Why? by snookumz · · Score: 1

      None of these examples have anything to do with the current state of linux. Listen closely. LINUX BREAKS THE COMPUTER A fully functioning computer often loses functionality when linux is installed. There is no comparison to a phone, car, or pipe. If someone suggested installing a hypertech chip in my car to boost performance, I would surely do it. Afterwords, if I found that I had lost automatic transmission, abs braking, and power windows, I would be very frustrated.

      Trying playing more than one sound at a time on a linux computer using standard hardware. It's a joke that any modern operating system doesn't have a builtin sound mixer. It's a joke that any modern operating system doesn't have a uniform configuration system to address the most basic tasks that most users have come to expect.

      If I couldn't find a way to print out documents for a meeting, I would reinstall windows. In the world of a linux user, I would spend the next week learning inane details of how my computer interacts with printers, useless information that any modern operating system would reasonably abstract from the user. After fiddling with countless configuration options that could really hose my system, I might be able to print a test page. Then, if I'm really lucky, I'll find that I'm fired and the guy with windows installed got my job when he knew how to print a freaking report without picking up a PHD in printerology.

    8. Re:Why? by Quantam · · Score: 1

      You came a hair's breadth from winning with that argument; but not close enough. Remember that most people would rather pay for things that work than get things that don't work for free. Better to spend more money now to buy a car than to spend more money later to get it fixed (or even worse, spend time to fix it yourself). The logic that you get what you pay for doesn't fly when people WANT something that works out of the box. If Linux cannot deliver that, then STOP TELLING PEOPLE TO USE LINUX, BECAUSE THEY'D RATHER PAY FOR SOMETHING THAT CAN.

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  502. I wrote a magazine feature on this. by Gldm · · Score: 1

    It was in the August issue of South Africa Computer Magazine. I put some scans of it up on my blog a few months later, I think they're still up there.

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  503. Re:Hah, no kidding by StormReaver · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I, among many others, used to be a regular on Yahoo's programming chat rooms. Here's a pretty typical exchange (abbreviated), and the observed aftermath:

    Newbie: Somebody tell me what I'm doing wrong.

    Us: Post the smallest snippet of code that exhibits the problem, or be more specific in your question.

    Newbie: Why the fuck can't you pricks just tell me what I'm doing wrong.

    Us: We can't tell you what you're doing wrong unless you give us more information.

    Newbie: You guys are elitist assholes. I'm reporting you to Yahoo! [Newbie leaves the chat room]


    By chance, I happened into a different room that the newbie had run off to.


    Newbie (to the room): Those programming guys are assholes. All I did was politely ask for help with a simple problem, and I got nothing but flames and attitude.


    Here's another common scenerio:


    Us: (answering the same question for the 10th time in a hour, and one of us adding the question to a FAQ maintained by one fo the regulars).

    Newbie: (asking the same question).

    Us: Go to [our web site]. We've answered the question at length too many times to want to type it all in again.

    Newbie: Fine, be an asshole. Why can't you just answer it here??! You guys are such pricks.


    Whenever I read a story about someone claiming that he was maligned by people in a chat room, I take it with a huge chunk of skepticism. I don't doubt that he was eventually bashed. I doubt that the bashing materialized out of nothing, and for something as simple as asking a question. That isn't to say that it never happens this way, but I have never in my 11 years using Linux seen it happen as described by the supposed victim.

  504. Re:I can speak from embarassment more than anythin by erroneus · · Score: 1

    I don't know the first thing about LEAP... I'll google for it in a bit. But I'd like to suggest that FC5 is ripe for use on a laptop. I have been running Fedora Core on my Inspiron 8600 since FC2. Initially, FC2 needed god-awful amounts of tweaking to get features and performance out of the machine. With each release, fewer and fewer tweaks are needed. With FC5, EVERYTHING works. Suspend to RAM, suspend to disk, EVERYTHING. I still need to use the proprietary ATI drivers and I need to acquire the firmware for the IPW2200 wireless, but that's pretty much it. It's easier to configure than WindowsXP, the OS the machine was designed to run. ...now I'm off to seek information about this LEAP thing you mentioned...

  505. Re:Linux sNOBs by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    Except you have to sooner or later, because a bunch of Linux drivers are packaged (or, more accurately, not packaged) that way, and from my experience there's as good a chance as not that those drivers aren't in the repository. My specific problem was with the drivers for my USB wireless network dongle and my video capture card. (Turns out, Ubuntu did ship with a version of ndiswrapper for the USB wireless network card, but there's no way of using ndiswrapper without the commandline, so it still applies.)

  506. Re:Linux sNOBs by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1
    I did, slashdot rejected the article. :-(

    So what? This may come as a shock to some Slashdot readers, but Slashdot isn't the end-all/be-all of human existence.
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  507. Both ways by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

    I've met quite a few arrogant stuck-in-their-ways windows zealots in my time. This is just twaddle!
    Arrogant people are arrogant people and just as many can be found on either side of the fence.

    In my experience as a developer I have found it much much easier to get Linux/OSS related help and support from free forums, internet sites and oss project maintainers, for my own development problems and also for oss software that I use. I simply havent found or experienced these levels of assistance for my Windows related problems - I ususally find that when I encounter a problem with something windows related somebody wants to sell me something to solve the problem i am encountering. For me the Linux and open source community is a much friendlier place than this article seems to suggest, and if i can - I always reciprocate this helpfull to others who might be struggling with a Linux problem.

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  508. Re:Linux sNOBs by Maltheus · · Score: 1

    I use to just mess around with Linux (going back to Slackware in the mid 90s). The Gentoo community is the reason Linux is now my primary operating system. Without those forums, I would have stuck mainly with Windows.

  509. Re:Linux sNOBs by murdocj · · Score: 1

    I wish I had mod points so I could mod the parent up. It captures the whole issue in 2 short sentences.

  510. Re:Linux sNOBs by Yvan256 · · Score: 0

    >LINUX HARDWARE FAQ
    >
    >Q. Does (new piece of hardware) work with Linux?
    >A. No. Go write some drivers.

    So true (like it or not, this IS reality).

    >MAC HARDWARE FAQ
    >
    >Q. Does (new piece of hardware) work with Mac OS X?
    >A. No, but Mac OS X is kind of like UNIX, so go download the Linux drivers and get them to work.

    Not really. It should read as:

    MAC HARDWARE FAQ

    Q. Does (new piece of hardware) work with Mac OS X?
    A. No, chose another piece of hardware that does the same thing but has OS X support.

    And frankly, that's what I do. No OS X support = no sale. Why should I buy something that I can't use?

  511. Re:Hah, no kidding by Cal+Paterson · · Score: 1

    Personally, I haven't experience much rudeness on irc, except for a couple of times on #gentoo @ freenode, and it was quickly slapped down by people there.

    The major exception to this has been when I've been in windows-scene channels. Quite a few bad experiences there; probably just a couple of bad places really.

    The reason people look for help on irc: because people offer it. I used to help out on the #azureus and #azureus-support channels; pretty much mundane stuff like helping people get around their firewalls etc. Nowadays I normally sit on my LUG's irc channel, and we're all for helping people. Sometimes I also give a little help on issues I can solve on #debian and #gentoo. IRC is a good way to help people; it has properties very different to a forum or a mailing list, and these can be very useful in helping people sort out issues.

    Often some people have rudeness to deal with because they're demanding attention for a particular situation. This wasn't really the case with the (great?)grandparent. Timecops problem does seem to be a bad experience with #linux-ha. Perhaps he could have tried a mailing list (often, mailing lists offer a better response rate with smaller projects/groups); I'm not looking at the log myself, so I really can't judge what the situation was like. I mean no offence, but I really am not going to take one disgrunted user's bad experience with a channel as godsend.

    The best advice I can give to anyone is to read Eric Raymond's Howto Ask Questions The Smart Way. In my (and many other peoples) opinion, that document is definitive. Make sure you read it before you post.

  512. Snobs will be snobs... by mliikset · · Score: 1

    ...I've had interactions with both Windows and unix/linux snobs.
    I prefer the linux snobs, as the typical answer from the windows snobs regards money, new hardware and college (if you're so smart, why don't you have wealthy parents?). RTFM is something I can do better than most, so Linux oriented pinheads actually spur me to learn.
    RTFM is often the best answer after all is said and done, though. TFM is usually the best way to find out how to do what you want to do, in the least time. Here's a reasonable guide to asking people questions without hitting their 'asshole' button, while making yourself less vulnerable to people who invest their egos unwisely.
    But are they really snobs, or are they sick of holding someone's hand while they learn to do a job they're being paid for? 'A little effort' doesn't solely consist of asking questions in forums or blogs, you might seriously want to try reading about your topic of interest, there IS a lot of documentation on a wide range of topics and applications.
    In fact though, I've met few real snobs from either camp, most folks seem to be pretty helpful most of the time.

  513. Re:Hah, no kidding by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 1

    So, you're expecting nerds on IRC to have social skills? Good luck with that!

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  514. Classic example - getting Java working on FC5 by jroysdon · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just today I was on #fedora on irc.freenode.net to get assistance / make sure I was doing things "the right way" to install Java support in RedHat Fedora Core 5. Mind you, Fedora Core is for "developers" or those who want more cutting edge and don't want to pay for RH Enterprise Linux, so it is going to have a bit of a learning curve which you always have to keep up with as things change.

    I'd already done some homework in researching at a popular Fedora FAQ website. However, as with many things with Linux, things were out of date, or talking about the wrong version (in this case, that FAQ is still for Fedora Core 4, not FC5).

    I checked in at #fedora and asked, "Is the method to install Java at http://www.fedorafaq.org/#java still the best way?" A few folks said yes, another guy (ignacio, who is the classic example of a linux snob with a, "Live free or die" attitude) said, "Not best, use gij" to which someone else fought the battle for me and asked, "Is there plugin support with gij?" and ignacio had to reply, "No." Well, pointless, as the only reason I need Java is for plugin support with my online bank.

    So, what I did wrong was that I should have know to ask, "Is this the best way to install Sun's Java?" You already have to almost know the answer to ask the question with some folks. While I can understand trying to do a bit of research and be prepared, it's not that simple. Googling sometimes gives you the answers, but again, there is always that out of date / old version problem that gets in the way. You could spend hours following the "old" method with old versions that don't apply and won't work anymore.

    Anyway, I ended up just taking the original FC4 Java install notes and modifying them and put them on my own site for others to hopefully find via my webpage when searching for Fedora Core 5 and Sun's Java: http://jason.roysdon.net/?p=819

    1. Re:Classic example - getting Java working on FC5 by PenGun · · Score: 1

      Umm Blackdown is the one http://www.blackdown.org/. Sun's is kinda ugly and encumbered.

            PenGun
          Do What Now ??? ... Standards and Practices !

    2. Re:Classic example - getting Java working on FC5 by demon · · Score: 1

      The Blackdown JDK is under the same license, and blackdown.org hadn't been updated in quite awhile last I looked; besides, Sun stole all the work Blackdown did to port Java to Linux to provide their Java packages.

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    3. Re:Classic example - getting Java working on FC5 by jroysdon · · Score: 1

      This is my point exactly... even when I say "How do I install Sun's Java" I still get someone telling me to install something else. What if I have a business requirement that needs Sun's Java? Why mess around with other stuff that may not work.

      This is precisely the situation of the official Cisco VPN Client vs. OSS versions.

  515. Re:Hah, no kidding by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

    My own experience with IRC "support channels" has generally been negative when compared to other types of online support channels (mailing lists, news groups, web-based forums).

    Maybe the solution is to use a medium other than IRC when asking questions?

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  516. Re:Linux sNOBs by Feanturi · · Score: 1

    Option C gives them a quick answer to their question and tells them where to find more information.

    And the 'where' turns out to be you, as they proceed to ask you to just give them a list of the switches with explanations of what they all do. And then it's step by step examples of how to do something specific with those switches, etc etc. People that don't want to help themselves wouldn't be asking you to begin with if they didn't want to be led by the hand through every little bit of it.

  517. Re:Linux sNOBs by Lillesvin · · Score: 1

    I've not personally tried Debian, but, I have heard the community there isn't exactly 'newbie friendly'.

    I'm running Debian on my server and on my laptop and let me just say that you've heard absolutely right. I've been running Linux for 6 years (Debian for 4) but I still encounter things that gives me problems every once in a while --- last time it was an upgrade of Xorg that messed up my keyboard layout so AltGr wasn't working. Asking on #debian would most likely get me "RTFM!"; asking on #Xorg (or whatever their channel is called) would probably have been the best solution --- asking on the appropriate channel usually is. Fortunately I figured it out myself after a couple of hours. Well, my point is that the distro-channels easilly become rude and snobbish (except for #ubuntu and possibly a few other, it was still nice and friendly last I was there).

    Anyways, RTFM has become more or less of a standard answer even if the answer isn't actually in the manual... I've always seen RTFM as meaning "the information is out there somewhere and if you look hard enough you'll probably find it sooner or later, either way I don't really care about your problem" --- i.e. Google it, search some wikis and/or forums, read the man-pages etc.

    People on the IRC channels --- and people doing support in general --- need to remember that there's a huge difference between asking how to set up Postfix w/ MySQL, SpamAssassin, ClamAV and more, and then asking how to make 'ls' do detailed listings. (Hint: 'ls -l' or even better 'ls --help' is a _way_ better answer than RTFM in the latter case.) The first case with Postfix et al is of course a big question, but a link to a howto or some words to feed to Google will actually get the poor guy started whereas RTFM will just leave him as ignorant as before and possibly thinking your an insensitive, snobbish clod.

    I usually try not to use RTFM, since it's often not a good nor fulfilling answer. Often the manual is outdated compared to the application (or vice versa).

    Ever had problems with mplayer? Well, RTFM! (Yeah, right --- try showing TFM to mplayer and see if it cares!)

    Note: It's not that I dislike #debian or other distro-channels, many of them just aren't newbie-friendly. Nor do I dislike mplayer --- au contraire --- the docs just aren't up to date with the app.

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  518. It's a very real problem... by danpsmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To me it seems like any question you ask, you get a snappy response or someone trying to make you look like a fool. As a person who's been using computers in some capacity for over 15 years, it's quite irritating to my senses. To linux snobs, it doesn't matter how much you know if you are just beginning in linux, because you are a linux n00b that's worthless and should "go back to windows." Another thing I really hate is the insistance that Windows is the wrong application in every place. I was having a candid discussion about how I was reinstalling windows on my laptop because I couldn't get the resolution to go past 800x600 in linux and I didn't feel like farting around with it anymore. I got berated by people telling me how awful it was to do this, no suggestions otherwise of how to fix my particular problem besides general FAQs which I had already gone through and saw fail, and looked at as a hater of OSS. Well, I run linux on my second computer, and I would love to transition my main computer to linux but the support just really isn't there and I don't get a great deal of pleasure farting around with my computer when I can just use the free windows I have installed and get some real use out of it. To Linux nazis like the ones I encountered tho, there is no in between. If you are running windows on anything you are an ignoramous who knows nothing about computers... If you want people to use things, this is hardly the way to go about it.

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    1. Re:It's a very real problem... by PenGun · · Score: 1

      You are a user my son. That's your problem. Clickety click.

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    2. Re:It's a very real problem... by danpsmith · · Score: 1

      I'm a developer too. I have a BS in computer science and am currently looking into ways to do cross-platform development so I can be of some use to the open source community on both Windows and Linux. And you have just proved my point.

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    3. Re:It's a very real problem... by PenGun · · Score: 1

      You have a BS in computer science and develop ... who knows, oh yeah cross-platform. That is pretty good definition of a user in my book.

        Open source = open sores, free software is the way.

          PenGun
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    4. Re:It's a very real problem... by danpsmith · · Score: 1

      What is your problem?

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    5. Re:It's a very real problem... by PenGun · · Score: 1

      You are complaining in the "Linux Snobs, The Real Barriers to Entry" thread ... you are fair game.

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  519. try doing this: by AlgorithMan · · Score: 2, Funny

    write an email to bill gates complaining that something in windows doesn't work...

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  520. Re:Linux sNOBs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insert post about spyware, regedit and general random breaknes of windows here.

  521. It's not Linux snobs, it is OpenBSD snobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've generally found Linux users to be genuinely helpful and friendly. Generally, not always.

    With OpenBSD it is generally the opposite. You get complete dicks who are unwilling to help their own mother cross the street much less help someone who knows less than them about something.

    Nope, I've found NetBSD and Linux users to be pretty good. Solais and HP-UX and AIX, too. I haven't mucked around with FreeBSD, but seeing as Theo was essentially ejected from FreeBSD I suspect they are good guys.

    My brother knows almost nothing about Linux and Unix, I set him up with an old computer and he took to it quickly installing different distros of Linux, and asked questions in forums and got decent and helpful answers.

  522. Help by PenGun · · Score: 1

    It's pretty simple. There are a huge number of questions and if I see you have done the work and have got hung up on some detail I will help you. If you want me to do the work for you I will very rarely respond.

          PenGun
        Do What Now ??? ... Standards and Practices !

  523. Re:Linux sNOBs by arose · · Score: 1
    [..] lots of wizards [..]
    I'd rather opt for "as little wizards as possible".
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    Analogies don't equal equalities, they are merely somewhat analogous.
  524. Gentoo a great learning distro by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Conversely, I found Gentoo to be the most informative of distros for learning Linux.

    I do have a certain level of familiarity with computers, having been a developer on Windows for some years, as well as a hobbyist back as far as the Commodore PET.

    Because installing Gentoo (especially from Stage 1) requires you to hit the command-line and tinker with things, it's a great way to learn Linux in general. After basing my MythTV box on Gentoo, I'd gone from a n00b to someone who "got" most of the underlying workings of the OS and had even contributed a small patch to the kernel.

  525. Linux Noob Resources and Human Interface Protocols by Alien54 · · Score: 1
    Obviously, there should be a place where you can send noobs on a routine basis. I can think of several for things like windows spyware decontamination (spyware warrior, spywareinfo.com, etc).

    So there should be sites for noobs that all the folks annoyed by them

    Linux was established as an os for Programmers, among other things. Asking noobs to learn two complex technical subjects at the same time is over the heads of some. Many don't even get the concept of an email list. Many are not college graduates, and haven't been to school in a while.

    I'll have to write it up someday, but there is a way to model human interface procedures based entirely on modem protocals.

    The Human Interface Protocol includes things like error correction (for misduplication of data), continuous handshaking until viability of the data stream is verified, and procedures for buffer overflows (this is too much information, will robinson)

    It works well. Let's face it, some folks are 14.4 modems in a broadband world. Adjust your dataflow protocols appropriately.

    Learn to be H.I.P. - use and update your Human Interface Protocol.

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  526. Someone who's not a Linux Snob by Glamdrlng · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Someone who has always impressed me as a class act is Wietse Venema. When someone on the Postfix mailing list asks a question that's already answered in the man pages, his response is polite and concise: "The answer to your question can be found in the (postconf|postfix|postsuper) man page". It's a response that is neither insulting nor dismissive, and it shows that Wietse thought about your question long enough to determine which man page has the answer, and maybe even asked himself if the explanation in the man page is sufficient.

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    1. Re:Someone who's not a Linux Snob by Pitr · · Score: 1

      In many cases (depending on the experience level of the user in question) that is still insufficient, and slightly arrogant. When people are as friendly or less friendly than online documentation, there's a problem. What if you aren't familiar with man pages? What if you somehow didn't get them installed? There are lots of reasons why an experienced user should either just answer the question, or not respond.

      Think of it like this; In order for free software to bridge the gap between where it is now, and commercial software, it has to reach the same usability as commercial software, and that means reaching a similar level of support as well. If you ever ask Micro$oft for support, they don't just refer you to a Knowledge base article, they give you step by step instructions.

      The idea that "free software is as good or better than commercial software" needs to be accompanied by the notion that "free support can be as good as commercial support". Right now, that's far from true in most cases.

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  527. Re:An Unfortunate Reality ...really?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should use a distro like Mandriva and check out their compatible hardware lists before buying new kit (I assume they still have that, they did when they were Mandrake).

    LinuxQuestions.org has a good hardware compatibility list.

    I know it's harder than looking for the "works with WinXP" on the box, but then you're getting the whole distro and countless other apps for free, a tiny bit of extra leg work should be expected.

    Incidentally I've found Knoppix to be pretty good at detecting and configuring hardware ... it enables sound on my desktop machine when Windows doesn't seem able. I expect Ubuntu would be quite good too.

  528. Re:Hah, no kidding by shotgunefx · · Score: 1

    Try http://perlmonks.com/ if you want to give it another go. It's a great resource.

    As long as you make an effort to ask a decent question (details about what you're doing and what's not working) as opposed to "I tried to install a network package and it no go.." and at least a cursory attempt at searching for an answer and I can almost assure you that someone will make an attempt to help you out.

    It's one of the best technical communities I've ever found. I wouldn't say it's perfect, but it's as close as I've seen any community site come.

    There's a handful of sites that I visit religiously. They all fill in one void and fill it well.

    For Perl, perlmonks.com,
    for electronics, bit-tech.net,
    for my car, 2gstratus.org,
    for car-pc stuff, mp3car.com,
    for tech news, /.

    These are all functionally equivalent in their respective domains.

    No if I could find a comparable linux and medical communities, I'd be all set :)

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  529. Linux only? by FragHARD · · Score: 1

    I am surprised that this is portrayed as a "This could only happen in Linux" as M$ would have you believe. I think it is as far from reality as possible, I can remember back in the win3.1 days... heck... clear back to dos if you want to go that far ;) Even though it was a paid product people would come to the local geek (me) with their problems and I would cheerfully help them out gratis. Of course a week later here would come the same person with the same problem!, well after a while of this sorta thing I finaly started telling them to 'Read The Freakin Manual'. While this new strategy worked well with some people once they took the time to look something up themselves they would actually learn! :) -- Others however would get all bent out of shape, have a hissy fit, and etc... like you were ripping them off, what can I say...some people want everything handed to them on a gold platter for free.

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  530. The Best by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    Microsoft WIndows 95! The Best Opperating system ever! It has *real* multitasking. It even has support for long filenames! Lets see Lin-Sux top that!

    Note to the metamods and parent poster. This was a joke, perhaps carried too far. I can't contiune if the Original poster ws trolling my toll then well he wins that battle of wits. Its too painful to keep up the sharade. I just complemented win95 for heavens sake. I guess I couldn't bring myself to mention anything good about win me. The original post I reffered to said that the best way to learn about linux without incurring the wrath of linux snobs was to dis linux by stating that windows could do something that linux could not.

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    1. Re:The Best by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      ooooh, so in reality you just want to know how to perform the equivalent of scandisk on linux? isn't it fsck?

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    2. Re:The Best by mikefe · · Score: 1

      No, it's:

      dd /dev/hda12

      Hint, that will write zeros to the entire contents of the 12th partition on the first PATA hard drive. Don't run it.

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  531. Re:Linux sNOBs by PFI_Optix · · Score: 1

    It's that attitude right there that runs people off. You assume that because someone is having trouble finding an answer that they refuse to do anything for themselves. That's what will continue to marginalize Linux as a gimmick desktop OS.

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  532. Re:Linux sNOBs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, at least your sense of humor is better than your sense of logic.

  533. Opensource developers are not helpdesk by pestilence669 · · Score: 1, Troll

    Open source software projects can rarely afford to run a helpdesk. To benefit from free software, you must learn how it works on your own. If you're having a serious inexplicable problem, most developers are glad to help. Everyone accepts this except the newbie, who often feels entitled to free software and free hand holding.

    What other industry caters to the lowest-level of human? Does anyone really expect Ford or Chevrolet to answer questions about where the key goes? No. It's in the manual that comes with the car. Does Tivo walk all of its users through recording a show? No, it's in the manual.

    Users of software should be obligated to at least read their manuals, even if they don't understand them. The readme is the first line of defense against newbies. An incredible amount of time is spent answering every conceivable question in a FAQ so it doesn't need to be done everytime they come up.

    Users shouldn't feel entitled to free help given that time is DONATED. It takes some arrogance to criticize a charitable developer for not finding the already published answer for them. If this vital time is wasted on simple questions, it pollutes knowledge bases and makes difficult answers harder to find. Newbie questions are bad for the community.

    I can say that I've been on the receiving end of the most assinine questions. Most of the answers involve common sense or can be had by reading the directions. I've worked helpdesk, which is why I'll never do it again.

    In case you think I'm taking too hard of an edge, here's two real life helpdesk questions (from back in the day - same user):

    "My computer is broken. I don't know what happened. It just broke. Please hurry and fix it!"
    - Turned on the monitor

    "There's an error message on my screen. I don't know what it says. Can you come and fix it?"

    "What does it say?"

    "I don't know!"

    - Message reads: "Your printer is out of paper. Insert paper into tray 1"

    1. Re:Opensource developers are not helpdesk by Pitr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Developers aren't the problem. An OSS project has more than just developers, there are people who test for bugs etc. and there are people who document stuff. Yes, the time is donated, but here's a little secret; if you don't make it easy to use your product, people won't.

      There are LOTS of non technical people. They will NEVER be technical people. They simply don't think in those terms. It doesn't mean they're stupid, but there are certain tech concepts that they just can't wrap their heads around, the same way I can't wrap my head around income taxes. And there's only about 100 times more non technical users than technical ones. The documentation, especially for free software, is often quite terse, and requires someone to fill in the gaps. Sometimes, it's too verbose, and you need someone to cut through to the meat. Either way, a person should ALWAYS be more helpful than a manual.

      Now, the real problem, is in support forums. It's people who know how to use/configure the software who answer questions from those who don't. Everyone who just says "RTFM" is adding noise to the signal, and providing a bad experience to the user in question, who may at this point simply give up.

      The opinion that "Linux snobs" usually have is "fine don't use it". The problem is that the response is almost always, "OK, fine.". This is why there aren't more Linux users on the desktop.

      Oh, and yes TIVO WILL walk people through recording a show, just like T-Mobile will walk people through turning their phone on and off, etc. etc. Help desks "Help" no matter how stupid the question seems. They might be getting paid, but if free software wants to compete with pay software, it's got to compete with the pay support too.

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    2. Re:Opensource developers are not helpdesk by pestilence669 · · Score: 1

      It's not like newbies don't have Linux communities that cater to them.

      It's insulting and arrogant for a newbie to come along and assume that THEY don't need to read the documentation, when they obviously don't understand what's going on. What makes them so special that they deserve personalized support? If hand holding is what you need, then buy Red Hat Linux.

      Red Hat, and others, offer support for Linux. You can't demand corporate funded quality of service with absolutely no funding. This is why they survive. They fill a need beyond packaging distros.

      Open source has been infiltrated by the "freebie" minded. Downloading code doesn't entitle you to the undying support of everyone involved. Open source developers don't owe anyone. They give away their code to exploit to your own desire. Don't get upset that we won't sit down and explain every detail to you also. We do our best writing docs... something we are also not obligated to do.

      Give a little and the "freebie" minded demand more. This type of thinking will kill opensource. It takes little more than a group of lazy ingrates to demotivate a community.

    3. Re:Opensource developers are not helpdesk by aglerickson · · Score: 1
      Downloading code doesn't entitle you to the undying support of everyone involved. Open source developers don't owe anyone.

      If they loved their code as much we think they do, they would want us all to love it the same way. Obsessively. There is no owing. There is, however, the sharing of the love (or wealth, or whatever your favorite metaphor is).

      They give away their code to exploit to your own desire. Don't get upset that we won't sit down and explain every detail to you also.

      They give away their code to others who like to tweak. It is not necessarily true that all Linux users are coders. Hence, the need to think and relate to the non-coders differently than coders.

      We do our best writing docs... something we are also not obligated to do.

      Pity, that. However you intended that statement it comes across as a deliberate way to insure that your program is only used by other coders who already grok coding.

      This is analagous to a painter who spends time obsessing over brushes, canvas, pigments, and frames, yet never paints something worthy of the materials. That person is not an painter, he is a quality control drone for an art store chain. The goal of art is to allow someone who has no skill in the craft to appreciate and participate in the beauty that comes as a result of the artist's blood, sweat, and tears. Art is an act of love, of selfless expression.

      Perhaps its about time coders started to view themselves and their work in that light.

    4. Re:Opensource developers are not helpdesk by pestilence669 · · Score: 1

      Evangelizing and support should be left to companies like Red Hat, Novell, and every other company who's business model is built on providing such services. You CANNOT write 10,000's lines of code, document, and support by yourself. Open source developers are not supermen... that's why they seek community support.

      What I was trying to say about the documentation:

      We (open source developers) spend hours on documentation. There's technical docs for administrators and system integrators. There are readme files and FAQ's for the novice and advanced users alike. There are design documents for coders and contributers. There's source code documentation. That's more than most people have typed in their entire life.

      When you put that much effort into pointing people in the right direction you expect that they'll take advantage of that work. When users say "I know there are docs, but..." it's like they're saying "I don't want to read the docs. Stop what you're doing and send me the answer so I don't have to look for it." That's offensive.

      Opensource projects often dump their entire body of knowledge into an easyly searchable repository intended for all people. The file that is named "README" often tells you where to go next... as does any greeting dialog box or command-line help.

      What I object to is the pretentious users that expect you to not only give them the answers, but to search for them as well. Everyone's time is valuable, and the lazy novice's demands burden everyone. We have things more serious to do than type searches. How many newbies ever try Google?

      I'm not one an elitest open source coder. I do believe that software should be accessible to all interested parties. That's why I spend an incredible amount of time testing and designing for usability. I spend dozens of hours documenting everything I develop. It's all right there, for whomever wants to look... and I'll point the lost users to the right place... but I'll never hold someone's hand because they are being lazy.

      I work hard to write software. I demand that my users work just a LITTLE to understand it. It's only fair. I do my best to keep the learning curve low. If it's not good enough, I'm here to help. That's fair in my mind. If my docs bite, PLEASE email me and ask questions... however... if the docs are excellent and easy to understand and the user hasn't read them... tough. I'll suggest they read them first. If they get militant, as many have done, I'll ignore them. I'm not obligated to donate every free hour of my time for people that won't help me help them. That's time away from my family and kids... the very reason my first line of support is in the form of easily readable documentation.

      There are support groups and forums for entry level users. It's not like I'm saying leave people out to dry. I just can't support every person and rarely do I need to. It's just the occassional ungrateful jerk who's upset I won't go to his house and show him how everything works. It's not enough I'm giving away software I can easily retire by selling.

  534. Mod parent up by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

    Well said!

  535. Advocacy HOWTO by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1
    "I want to learn Linux so I can do desktop stuff" tells me that somebody hasn't even really tried to figure things out on their own.

    Aunt Tillie speaks English, we speak Geek. When Aunt Tillie says "I want to learn Linux so I can do desktop stuff," I can probably already surmise that this person 1) knows what Linux is in at least some sense, 2) knows it's free but different, and 3) wants to get started on something better. This puts a good advocate with some patience Note this doesn't preclude you from telling someone to RTFM if you're polite about it and point out the right spot in the correct FM: Give a man a fish, he won't go hungry tonight. Teach a man to fish, and he won't go hungry until the fishery dies off. It also doesn't preclude you from asking clarifying questions.

    This thread reminds me that everybody interested in the OS discussion should familiarize themselves with the Advocacy HOWTO.

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  536. Re:Linux sNOBs by PFI_Optix · · Score: 1

    I got snubbed by some of the Linux zealots recently. I was having trouble installing a program on Ubuntu. I'd read a fair bit of documentation (forgive me, but I'm inclined to think that one shouldn't be required to read hundreds of pages of documentation to _start_ using an OS). I tried using apt-get to install the package, and the software (an older version) didn't work right. So I downloaded the newest version and was having trouble getting it to work.

    On a side note, the only place I've seen on Ubuntu's site concerning installing without apt-get is in the Wiki. When I search "install software" (which is most likely what a total noob would try) it's the twelfth result, titled "compiling software".

    Back to my particular problem: I downloaded the new version and started the install routine. Uh oh, configure reports a dependency problem. Only I don't know that, because it's not very clear...so I post the problem. I'm told to RTFM. I reply that I've been RTFM and that I've searched Ubuntu and Google, without any luck. Someone else tells me what I need to fix the dependency problem. So I download that, start to install it, and...dependency problem. Oookay.

    I search for this package myself, and find nothing. I post it, someone calls me a noob (quite helpful) and two days later someone comes along who knows where to find the obscure package. I start to install it, and...guess what? It wants something else. So I just jump straight to the forums thinking I've missed something crucial and am told I should just use some other software.

    I think I will. Windows. Sad thing is, I was hoping to get Linux working with a specific application to pitch it to the school district I work for. That would have put a hundred high school students a year on Linux, but because of dependency bullshit and useless posters, we'll just stick with Windows. We sure don't want to get stuck not knowing something and have no way of finding it out.

    At my house, I've decided not to waste my time with getting Linux on my desktop. It will continue to run my router and file server and has recently been installed on an old laptop that is used for internet surfing, but any system that runs a variety of applications will remain Windows since Linux has been too much of a headache.

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  537. Bradbury's story "The Other Foot" by Josh+teh+Jenius · · Score: 1

    Great story, excellent analogy.

    From "Illustrated Man" if memory serves.

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  538. An Unfortunate Reality-Training wheels. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's an idea that struck me and I wanted to see what you all thought. Reading these series of books. I thought that they could be translated into a true 3D form via the Unreal engine for education purposes (complete with narration). Note that my idea works not with just the aformentioned books, but any subject matter that would be helped by visualization. So what do you all think?

  539. README by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

    If you want a command to do this it should take you no more than about 5 mins to put together a bash script.

    I have a notes command that fires up a list of things I need to know and typically forget.... and it works on several topics. If you want it I can send it to you. Again - the issue in part is sharing. Since I don't know you and you don't know me I can't send you the code and there is no common place for us to communicate.

    1. Re:README by spitzak · · Score: 1

      Unfortunatly something has to be built into the shell so you don't have to type a command before the file. Having the result be to run some other program with the filename as an argument is probably a good way to implement it, however.

      It does seem like it would be an easy modification to any shell.

    2. Re:README by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

      Just create a script called "README" and you are done once you put it into the path. There are only a handful of files like this. The issue with other files and typing the name is that you need (and can use) a MIME association but it often chooses the wrong way to do anything.

      For instance if I type in the name of an HTML file what is the system to do? Fire up a browser? Maybe I want to edit it. Maybe I want to use a specific tool to edit it. What of file.jpg? Does the user want to bring it up in Gimp, a viewer, a web browser, something else?

      This is why the original developers of the shells never put this sort of option in - because it was only useful in a very restricted fashion and only to the most novice of users.

      One thing Microsoft did with windows and the idea of point and click is to organize files to a certain extent around the application that most often uses the file. This is a very short sighted way of doing things. Files should be organised around a project concept.

      A lawyer for instance may have several different communications for a client and all should be kept in the same client folder. This is how the manual files are organised. It would be a nightmare for the secretary to organise all faxes in say one folder and no improvement to have incomming faxes verses outgoing faxes.

      The point and click interface makes this very difficult to acheive and is more of a hinderance than a help. Hense the reason serious experianced users tend to like the command line. Hense the reason non-sophisticated users tend to lose files and have to re-type them or why you can find sometimes 5 different version of the same file lost in the wilderness they call a hard drive.

  540. Re:Linux sNOBs by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

    They'd probably mistake it for a unix command. Making it four whole letters long removes any such ambiguity.

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  541. Re:Linux sNOBs by SamNmaX · · Score: 1
    I fail to see how anyone can think "you're not paying me, so I can be an asshole" is a valid train of thought.

    This is so incredibly true it's not funny. So many people in chats/forums, when confronted with perfectly valid, politely asked questions, respond in a way that totally insults the questioner. Sure, perhaps there are rules/conventions that require people to look for help elsewhere, or first read the manual, and if that's the case, you can let them know this *politely*. If you can't do that, then please just don't respond. Yes, some questions are assholes and come in *demanding* answers, and those people can be dealt with appropriately. But just because some people are like this doesn't mean you should default to treating people badly.

    I've also noticed in some places where they are trying to keep people from looking for tech support, they feel that being an asshole to these people acts as a deterent of sorts. That is, if you treat people who search for tech support like shit, people will stop coming looking for tech support. The only problem is most of the people coming to the forum asking these questions have never been there before, and have no understanding of these 'consequences'. So, instead of keeping people from looking for free tech support, all they accomplish is creating a significant set of users who feel your forum is run by a bunch of assholes.

  542. Couldn't agree more by gravis777 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I finally went back to Windows on all my machines. I was a member of a LUG for a while, and was utterly bashed on when I became one of the early adoptors of DVD on PCs. At the time, there was no DVD support for Linux. I played with some of the early projects and made one or two contributions to early CVS, but was attacked by fellow Linux users because I was quadruple booting Linux, 98, NT, and BeOS.

    I tried going back to Linux about a year ago, and gave up. I was trying to install video drivers, and I asked a couple of people how to do that. I got a RTFM response, to which I responded, I did, and I still have issues.

    There is a difference between the Mac and Linux communities I would like to point out. Both communities think they are better than Windows users, and will tend to rub it into Windows users faces. The difference is that Mac users will help each other, whereas the Linux community support is SO bad, that Microsoft started offering it with their new virutal machine software.

    I am starting to find that more and more Linux software is being written by snobs too. I wish I could think of the software I was trying out, but the install directions stated simply "Install in the normal way". I spent a greater part of an hour trying to figure out that the normal way ment "make, make install, install" or however it is. Of course, then the program would not install because I did not have the proper libraries, and the website did not tell me where I could obtain these libraries. I hit up on a couple of other Linux newbies, because the Linux "pros" did not "have time to mess with miniscule issues like these". After two days of work and research, we never did get the program running. I booted back into Windows, found a similar program for Windows, installed and was up and running in two minutes.

    My problem has seldom been with the Linux OS. The Linux OS is great, it is sturdy, and when properly configured, will run circles around Windows. My problem has ALWAYS been either the lack of information or the overload of information (try reading a man page sometime, the man page for tar alone hurts my head), horrible directions on how to install the program, missing libraries, inability to find Binaries (RPMs usually) for my particular distro (whether it be Fedora, Suse x64 or Mandrake), and almost nonexistant support from the community. Most of my friends and myself know that Linux is a better OS, but refuse to waste our time trying to get a stupid application to work, or a driver installed. I am triple booting on my machines now, but its no longer Windows, Linux, and BeOS, it is now XP Pro, XP x64, and XP Media Center. And that is the way it is going to stay until there is a dramatic change in the Linux community.

  543. Lycoris Forum by Arvoshift · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd have to say, when I was a complete n00b and decided to use linux for the first time, I played around with many distros and by far the best community suport came from the lycoris forum. I was not once flamed for a stupid question (and believe me, there were many) and my overall experience was nothing but a helpful one. To any new linux users out there, Lycoris does come highly reccomended simply for the high tolerance to "stupid" questions and quick responses with real answers on their official forum. On a side note, I still use windowze as I work for a publishing and graphic design company so adobe and quark are used and interoperability with those two (mainly on macs) in particular is paramount.

  544. sigh by sgt+scrub · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I remember the good ol days of hanging out on #linux help. People would join with needs like: how do I add another network card, how do I customize my installation, why can't I get X Windows running...

    One sticks in my mind.
    #n00b: rpm doesn't work
    #sgt_scrub: which distro?
    #n00b: i have redhat
    #sgt_scrub: sounds like 4.1 some of the early install cd's had a broken rpm
    #n00b: how do i fix?
    #sgt_scrub: is this for fun or work?
    #n00b: fun
    #sgt_scrub: i suggest using a different distro for a while. try playing with mandrake. its a cool new distro.
    #n00b: will this fix rpm?
    #sgt_scrub: its a completely different distro.
    #n00b: i would rather fix rpm
    #sgt_scrub: its not easy. if your just playing around to learn...
    #n00b: isn't there a way to fix it?
    #sgt_scrub: download the rpm source and build it manually.
    #n00b: how do i do that.
    #sgt_scrub: go to redhat's site. its a lot of work and i won't talk you through it.
    #n00b: bitch moan complain... ad nausium sgt_scrub is a prick....

    I'm all for being helpful but we all have our limits. When you set them people are disappointed and suddenly your a prick.

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  545. Re:Linux sNOBs by generic-man · · Score: 1

    Mac OS X is associated with the "more educated" (that's marketing-speak for "rich") consumer, so businesses have more of an incentive to offer high-end products to OS X users. Although there are plenty of educated Linux users, I guess your typical Linux user is much less likely to splurge on products as unnecessarily expensive as what Apple sells.

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  546. I prefer RTFG by Atomm · · Score: 1

    I even went out of my way to help others who might need to RTFG. :-)

    Seriously, I try to wade through the manual, but sometimes it really takes a layman's explanation before I understand the point they are trying to make. MAN pages are good, but while they explain what to do, they don't always do a good job of explaining "why" to do something a certain way.

    With Google, I can usually find a more indepth explanation to help me understand what I am trying to accomplish and how to accomplish it. To me, that is learning....

  547. Re:Hah, no kidding by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

    Regardless of the forum, the reality is that if you're not paying for support, then you can't assume that anybody owes you anything. What amazes me is that people are surprised by this.

  548. Re:Linux sNOBs by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 1

    That is exactly the point I was trying to make -- thank you for being a little more clear and concise than I was. I also think the GP was way out of line with this statement: "If configuring httpd is so radically different that a user cannot be walked through the use of the mouse and a gui something is clearly wrong." My conclusion based on that statement was that his attitude towards what he was trying to do is entirely wrong. First of all, most servers will not have a GUI. Secondly, it is extremely arrogant on his part to determine how software should behave; especially based on his (evidently) limited experience with it. Based on my response to that GP concluded that I am part of the problem. Maybe I am.

    "I happen to agree that the multitude of distros and their differing ways of managing the system makes it exceedingly unlikely that any company will ever offer effective end-user tech support for Linux, but that has nothing to do with Apache.

    I agree with this as well, but I think this is why companies tend to align themselves with a single distro. I can see "Joe's Linux" being supported by a company fairly easily whereas a company trying to support *every* Linux is going to have an exceedingly difficult time of it.

  549. Paraphrase Saturday Night Live by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's Mr Jack Ase, as in Ace of Spades.
     

  550. Re:An Unfortunate Reality ...really?? by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

    Actually, I'm talking about pretty much everything other than hardware detection -- firewalls, deamons, etc.

    In fact, hardware detection is one of the few things I've never had a problem with in Linux -- it's "just worked" for me, even back in the stone ages (except for ancient versions of Debian that weren't worth the trouble.)

    --
    Business. Numbers. Money. People. Computer World.
  551. Re:Linux sNOBs by Homestar+Breadmaker · · Score: 1

    Don't lump all open source software together like that. Some open source software has excellent documentation. OpenBSD's documentation is far better than the docs for any commercial software I've ever used, and if the docs are unclear or incomplete, it is considered a bug.

  552. Re:Linux sNOBs by Kuang_Eleven · · Score: 1

    It depends on why you are switching to Linux. Gentoo was my first experience with Linux AT ALL, not even so much as looked at a Linux command line before that. Yes, it took me about 3 or 4 tries before I got everyhting set up correctly, but I learned about what I did in the process. Just because it isn't right for everybody doesn't mean that is isn't right for some people.

  553. Re:I can speak from embarassment more than anythin by crossmr · · Score: 1

    Yes I also have the ipw2200. I was trying to use wpa_supplicant. But I'm having issues configuring it. The wireless works, I can connect to my network at home using wep, no problem. But LEAP is becoming a pain in the neck for me.

  554. Find a way to fix TFM by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    Just to brainstorm, maybe more of the Linux documentation should be wikified, or structured around user tasks (mount a nerdstick, burn a CD, set up a printer) as opposed to hidden intricacies of the software.

    Anyone who wants Linux to be more popular should try the following exercise. Pretend you heard of cdrecord before you heard of K3B. Read the man page for cdrecord. Understand it. Do anything useful with it.

    >yet you get the same old "RTFM, n00b" answer,
    I like to quote from the documentation when I ask a question, just to show that I'm respecting the time of the person I'm asking. Sometimes it works.

  555. Re:Hah, no kidding by trentblase · · Score: 1

    That is not true. If someone says "I'll give you support", then they owe you support. Now, I don't know the details of this particular situation, but it seems to me that making a channel called "Come here for X support" is an implicit agreement to provide support. It is perfectly reasonable to be surprised when you enter that channel and nobody wants to help you. I think it's ludicrous to hang out in a support channel and be surprised that people expect you to give them answers! Instead, go hang out in "This channel is for people who are interested in X and like to harrass newbies".

  556. Oh! You want support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's down the hall. This is getting hit on the head lessons. See? No, no, go "hWAaah!" Now try it again.

  557. Re:Linux sNOBs by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
    But if they really need only one or two things, chances are they're the same ones most people want, i.e. they're frequently asked, ergo they're the FAQ. There really is no excuse for not reading the FAQ if it exists. Period.

    To extend your piscatorial analogy way, way too far:
    It's more like 1) the fish that you want, nay a whole shoal of them, has already been caught and 2) they've probably got them in that fishmonger's shop there, right next door. You can smell it from here.

    --
    It's true I tell you, feller at work's next door neighbour read it in the paper.
  558. Re:Linux sNOBs by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    >I think the very acronym, RTFM, is snobbish

    What do you mean? It's a perfectly valid ad slogan for the Kama Sutra.

  559. Not just Linux by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    I support a program that will remain nameless for the purpose of this discussion, largely because I do provide support and don't want to turn of users to it because of the bad experience I have had.

    Anyway, I have registered a sourceforge project aimed at documenting a particular open source project, the name of which, the owner has a (probably unenforceable) trademark registration completed within the last couple of months. The author makes his money selling paid (and closed) documentation, and the community has needed such documentation so we have attempted to fill that market niche.

    Within two days of the project being approved, we started getting hate mail from the developer. While we believe that we have worked through the substantive issues, the fact that we were jumped on with a *very* hostile response (somewhere between "I don't want you to compete with me" and "you had better be *very* careful about my trademarks"). I have already watched how this author has chased away many good developers who have sincerely wanted to make the project better. We have taken upon ourselves a massive effort to work towards building and maintaining the community and as such often find ourselves in the crosshairs (unfairly temporarily banned from email lists, etc). I don't want to fork the code because I don't want to split the community I have invested so much into but it is very disconcerting.

    I can understand the frustrations of others who get jumped on, but the author is not correct about Newbies taking the brunt of the attacks. These often continue within the communities, especially where money and/or ego is involved.

    My advice to newbies is to understand that communities are always full of politics and that there can be turbulant times in them, and that if this is not acceptable, then they should work through a solution provider who can interface with the community for them.

    --

    LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
  560. Re:Hah, no kidding by EnglishTim · · Score: 1

    Regardless of the forum, the reality is that if you're not paying for support, then you can't assume that anybody owes you anything

    You should be able to assume that they owe you a little civility, at least.

    Otherwise it's like putting up a sign reading 'Free Beer samples' and then shouting at anyone who turns up that they're fucking dickheads for thinking that they could possibly receive any free beer.

  561. Re:Jesus Christ, this post is all Linux porn innue by Devon+Nulle · · Score: 1
    Dear Penthouse Forum:


    I admit it, I was always a bit of a pervert^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hcomputer geek. I grew up using a vibrator^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hcommand line (DOS) before I'd even touched men^H^H^HWindows, knew how to edit my registry (oh my!!) and I was always the person everybody called when they were having problems with *cough* NT4 or Win98. I even had a dildo^H^H^H^H^HCD of Redhat 6 somewhere around-- obviously I knew how and where to insert it but I wasn't sure what to do with it after that. So I didn't touch it.
    Well, I got my bachelors degree in Fine Arts and worked as a contractor for a few years doing motion graphics, but was eventually led to get a part-time job as a dancer in a topless bar so that I could afford to pay the rent on the closet I was renting. I always took a certain night off so that I could go to my favorite deathrock dive bar.
    Anyway you wouldn't believe what happened then! This sultry, tall, dark, handsome stranger comes up to me and asked what I do for a living.
    I replied, "I'm a computer contractor."
    He said, "Oh me too!" And then he used a lot of really really dirty words like "Linux" and "BSD" and "compiler" and "distro" --I think he could tell I was slightly shocked because he stopped after a minute, at which point I said, "I think you're a different kind of computer contractor than I am."
    He whispered, "I'll teach you .. linux.. if you want to learn," and gave me his card.

    At any rate, that was years ago now, and I'm a professional domme^H^H^H^H^H*nix programmer with several languages and OSs under my garter^H^H^H^H^H^Hbelt, so I feel confident in saying that that was the best pick-up line ever! I don't think I would have tried Linux/BSD before they entered the mainstream (as they are undeniably beginning to do) otherwise. And although I can't recall being assaulted with any hostile RTFMs along the way, I certainly did a lot of reading and studying on my own. Although this one time pretty early on I wanted some help with something and nobody in #slackware was answering questions, they were all talking about how hot nuns are... but that's a different story!


    Til next time...

  562. Do jerks sort themselves by distro? by donheff · · Score: 1

    I have been using Linux since about 1997 and still consider myself a noob in many ways. I am an old retired guy. My everyday PC runs XP. I use Linux to run a Web server, a file and print server and to learn things (all on a home network). But I have only used Red Hat, Fedora, and more recently Ubuntu. I read the F'ing manuals and generally get things done myself, but I also get frustrated and post questions in OS forums (initially in RH, later in Fedora, recently in Ubuntu). I also posted a lot of questions in application specific forums (snort, nessus, gallery, samba, apache). Sometimes my questions indicate the extensive - if flawed - research I did. But other times I have posted truly dumb questions before I really gave the problem much of a try. I always got very positive, helpful responses. I can't remember getting a rude reply and I must have posted a hundred or more questions. Is rudeness a distro thing?

  563. We never had this problem back when VMS was king by scottv67 · · Score: 1

    comp.os.vms was a place where the n00bs (myself included) could go to learn from the "grey beards".

    It was always peaceful and there was no snobbery nor name-callling.

    Well, most of the time anyway... ;^)

    http://alumnus.caltech.edu/~vance/carl_lydick.html

    http://www.myths.com/~dpm/vms/carl.html

  564. Re:Linux sNOBs by qw(name) · · Score: 1

    I've always advocated that. But, who wants to be polite when anonymity prevents accountability?

  565. Hippie Geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to have a painless linux experience, what you really need to find are the hippy geeks. Hippy geeks are everywhere, and the linux using hippy geeks will, in many cases, happily devote quite a bit of time into helping you to join their merry band. This may seem like sophistry, but it's true: The nicest linux peopel tend to be the people who use it for ideological resaons rather than for reasons of technical superiority or wanting to look l337. When I first tried to put debian on my laptop, a hippy geek friend of mine gave up over a gigabyte of his 3gb monthly download limit and three hours of his time helping me out. He sent me home with a working laptop, some CDs of bands that I should 'totally listen to' and half an ounce of recreational dried flora. That's how to treat newbies, my friends. Send them to the hippies. The world will be a better place.

  566. Re:Linux sNOBs by charlesnw · · Score: 1

    I would be more then happy to assist you. E-mail me offline (charles@thewybles.com) and we can work together. I want to apologize on behalf of the Linux and Ubuntu communities for there childish behavior.

    --
    Charles Wyble System Engineer
  567. Autism by petrus4 · · Score: 1

    That, in a single word, is the answer to this particular question.

    Most of the Linux users I've seen aren't rude or antisocial because they think they've got a better OS necessarily. (although that can definitely be part of it)

    Rather, it's because a very large number of them are afflicted with a neurological profile which has marked tendencies towards overwhelming pedantry, non-mainstream interests, and a general near-complete lack of ability to interact socially with that portion of the human race that actually are normal.

    So yeah...it's not so much snobbery, as it is that Linux users genuinely are different, without using politically incorrect terminology. Said difference exists at a neurological and indeed, even genetic, level.

  568. Post another article! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As much fun as this, there's got to be more going on today than differing
    world views Re: entitlement/help and 3 game pieces.

  569. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  570. Re:Linux sNOBs by Digi-John · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I quoted the wildcard. I just copy-pasted the thing in. However, no results for me. Oh well.

    --
    Klingon programs don't timeshare, they battle for supremacy.
  571. Re:Hah, no kidding by swillden · · Score: 1

    At the very least, you deserve not to get berated.

    I would think even a complete moron like you would know better than that. Come on, grow up. Oh, and next time RTFM.

    --
    Note to ACs: I usually delete AC replies without reading them. If you want to talk to me, log in.
  572. Re:Linux sNOBs by arivanov · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One of the main differences between Debian and RedHat is the level of documentation. Debian is the second best documented Unix system after FreeBSD. RedHat does not even come close. Granted, it has gotten better with ES4/WS4 but it still has a long way to go.

    Debian policy specifies that every executable, every config file has to have a man page. Even if the manpage says "look elsewhere" this is still better than the scarce and sporadic upstream manpages you get with RedHat. In addition to that 99%+ of packages that requires configuration by hand (like mailman) has some examples in the /usr/share/doc/package-name directory. Once again, RedHat is pretty scarce on this point.

    You are correct that debian is "hard". It is. For people who do not want to read. If you do not mind reading it is a much better starting point for a newbee than RedHat. While I have not played with Ubuntu I suspect that it has inherited this from it.

    As far as RTF* is concerned I think the major problem is the overall cultural difference. As noted in one of the old essays by Eric S. Raymond the Unix (and Linux) culture is the culture of verbal and written expression. It is not a good place for people who do not like reading (and writing for that matter). The Windows culture is a culture of visual expression. In order top perform an action it has to be visible. An object ot text must be selectible, its color has to visually change, etc for the action to commence.

    As a result of these cultural differences, a person which is incapable of accepting a RTFM answer will not convert to Unix (at least long term). He/she does not fit the culture. Similarly, a person accustomed to verbal/written expression will never be at home with Windows once he/she has seen an alternative. In either case there is no point to try to force the issue.

    I have hat to support both categories over the years and I have learned that forcing the issue never helps. Different people have different mindsets and forcing a person to adopt a way of working which contradicts their mindset is always a bad idea.

    People complain that RTFM is a snobbish answer. Well, for that matter, "click with right button, select properties, select Advanced, change ..." seems even more snobbish for a person who is accustomed to a verbal expression. It is a matter of culture, get over it. People who cannot get over a polite RTFM (with a pointer where to start) do not belong in Unix land. People who cannot get over a 3-4 right button clicks sequence do not belong in Windows land.

    It is time to burry the hatchet and not try to force either one of these castes to pray on the others altars. It does not work.

    --
    Baker's Law: Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it
    http://www.sigsegv.cx/
  573. Yep, sounds about right. by Associate · · Score: 1

    I got the same respone on IBM's internal nntp server. Twit used everything but the foul language to deride me for not already knowing all there is to know. I hope some Paki has his job now.

    --
    Someone hates these cans.
  574. two words - Job Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it weren't for people who couldn't take the time to do things themselves, like reading a manual, I wouldn't continue to get paid so much that I have to occasionally laugh about it. Just today I had a user call up and say she needed to install some software for their patients to use (occupational therapy). I said go ahead, if it doesn't work let me know. She says "I don't have the time to install it, there's more than one program." I say fine, be there as soon as I can get done with what I'm working on. She says page her when I get there so she can give me the software. I got there within 15 minutes, paged the user and waited for another 45 minutes. I get a coworker to page user just as she is walking through the door complaining about getting paged twice (she sent me to wrong room). Anyway, took me 10 minutes to install 7 programs from cd's, 6 of which were from the same company. The majority of my users are just like this. They do not care that they can do it themselves, that they already have admin rights, or that a 8 year old could do it just as fast. They just want the shortcuts with the minimum amount of learning involved. That's called Job Security as long as I am willing to RTFM myself. So hey - THANKS FOR PAYING FOR MY LEXUS!

  575. Note from a victim... by voteforkerry78 · · Score: 1
    I've had issues with my linux geek friend in the past (programming languages and what belongs in the tolkien canon are the major ones I can think of. welcome to slashdot) He insists that linux was something like the most complicated thing in existance. I wonder if it's a coincidence that he tells people how much he understands it?

    My dad's a tech guy (his girlfriend broke up with him because he "wasted" money on a PC, instead of a trip to Europe - this was back in the day). He suceeded in installing Suse Linux Personal 9.2, and it worked, but it was not receiving the network signal. He searched for help and the driver, but basically suse's help assumed a great knowledge of linux was already within your system. Admittedly, the fact that a lot of support was in German didn't help either. But my father, who was editor for a tech magazine, now is a fervent believer in linux dying. He doesn't want it to, but he believes it's run by hackers who don't care about the average user. Now this is a guy who went to an Ivy, has lived tech for a while, and everyone believes is a genius (sadly, I only inherited the second trait). Because of all this, I think the linux community definitely leans toward the anti-noob side. These are only two examples though, so who knows?

  576. Re:Linux sNOBs by Chucow · · Score: 1
    Which means not automatically giving the command line answer to obvious newbies when a perfectly good GUI tool solution exists for their disto.

    Automatically, no. However, avoiding the command-line in favor of a GUI tool is not always an advisable, or even possible, alternative. An anecdotal example involves my recent conversion of my sister (rather tech-illiterate, and definitely not interested in learning the 'why' behind the 'how') to Kubuntu. One of the things I was pleasantly (and admittedly, unexpectedly) surprised at was how much simpler tech support was under linux. Whereas in Windows, it was always a lengthy process describing a series of mouseclicks and movements, under linux it simply involved "open konsole, copy+paste this". This, combined with the lack of bizarro spyware/adware/windows spazzing out events, has made things much easier.

  577. OSX vs Linux by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1
    The mainstream is Windows, so "effortlessly" isn't an option. Maybe OSX is what you were thinking?

    OSX is only a painless experience if you have a lot of money. It lacks many pieces of free software (decent Open Office anyone?) that pretty much requires you to spend more money on software then you would in Linuxland.

    In many ways OSX is the opposite of Linux. In Linux everything is free (in a monetary sense), but the price is that few things work well together and you have to spend your own time working out problems. In OSX almost nothing is free, but if you stick with only buying (overpriced) Apple software and hardware then its a breeze.

    Linux represents the lowest "class" of OSes. Windows is the middle class. OSX is the upper class.

    Personally I prefer Linux despite its low class status because my time is pretty much worthless- it makes for a fun hobby. But one day I will have more money and less time so then I might use Macs....

    1. Re:OSX vs Linux by bbtom · · Score: 1

      Wha-? You've got the same software choice as on Windows which is basically: (a) buy MS Office, (b) steal MS Office, (c) use OOo, (d) use other FOSS bits and pieces. Only you have a few other choices too: (e) buy iWork and (f) steal iWork. Which you do is down to your budget, conscience, technical differences and religious affiliation (choose your God: Gates, Jobs or Stallman). Oh, I forgot (g) use Writely, NumSum and the inevitable Google Office.

      Personally, I only write academic documents and blogs, so I either use an outliner or I write LaTeX documents in LyX.

      The Mac freeware/shareware/OSS community is flourishing. We've got lots of good software being produced for free (as in beer, as in freedom or as in both) in all of the environments: CLI, native Cocoa and Carbon GUI apps, Universal, Rosetta, Java and X11. Take a look at VersionTracker.com/macosx or macupdate.com. We've got loads of stuff, and lots of it is being developed GPL, freeware or openish licences.

      --
      catch (HumourFailureException e) { e.user.send("You, sir, are a humourless idiot."); }
    2. Re:OSX vs Linux by xcham · · Score: 1

      It's funny, because I was just typing on my iBook G4 and realized how little proprietary software I actually use, aside from the OS itself. Fink provides a lot of it for me, and being a Linux junkie turned Mac laptop user, what I can't get from Fink or elsewhere I compile from source.

      Almost everything I do on a daily basis is done in a command prompt, or in an OSS-for-Mac app - Adium for IM, TeXShop for document preparation, Azureus for this and that download, X-Chat Aqua for IRC, Thunderbird for NNTP reading, Cyberduck for SFTP, Inkscape for vector graphics, Frozen Bubble, Armagetron and FooBillard for fun. Notable exceptions are Safari (which is based on an open source rendering engine, anyway), Mail.app and NetNewsWire -- if I find something better that is free/open, I will gladly switch, but what's out there for the Mac right now doesn't really do it for me.

      And the "overpriced" thing about Macs is a myth, plain and simple. I run an iBook G4, simply the best bang for buck laptop a student could buy when I purchased it two years ago, and I'd wager that iBooks are still that way for students. iMacs are luxury items, sure, but the Mac mini is a brilliant mid-range computer system for the money (compact, too!).

      You'd also be surprised at how much you low level mucking around can do at the OS X command line. If you want to. On my laptop, I don't. I want to get work done.

      --
      When life gives you lemons, you CLONE those lemons, and make SUPER-LEMONS. -- Dr. Cinnamon Scudworth, Ph.D
  578. My knowledge took effort; I RTFM'd alot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It took me years of effort to learn UNIX to the level I have today. I make a living at it. Please explain why all my effort should be "given" away to anyone who isn't willing to make even the smallest effort and RTFM?

    Please explain it to me.

    If I go out of my way to teach someone, I've just reduced the worth of my knowledge and added a competitor for my position in life.

    For the next Y2K, I want to come out of retirement to debug C code at $2500/hr. The fewer noobs I help now, the more likely that $2500/hr is $3000/hr!

  579. "Snobs" vs. "People Who Can't Read" by GeekDork · · Score: 1

    Hell, I try not to be a snob, but by now every dimwit who apparently can't even understand error messages with possible solutions in plain human language in them makes me want to shoot people.

    Some people just deserve to be STFU'd out of discussion threads, but sadly they're also really good at raising a stink about it, and sadly someone will spoonfeed them even the last detail. There's nothing wrong with asking questions, not even partly stupid ones, but if someone expects to get cuddled through clicking "OK" five times in a row (yes, some programs are there) because they're too lazy to read what's on the screen and at least try to look up the parts they don't understand, that's wasting everyone's time.

    Perhaps you can think of it as some kind of initiation ritual. If you ask a question, and get "Hi jackass, RTFM and stop wasting our time trying to help you children learn." as an answer, you can think of that in several ways:

    1. You can start crying, turn away and never look back
    2. You can keep up the siprit, and reply with "Up yours, buttface."
    3. You can think about whether your question is indeed answered in TFM.

    In case the answer to that last point is "yes", then you can still go with option 2, and be done with it. There are jerks everywhere, and if you can't handle it you might as well get your rifle, climb up a tower and start the spree. If the answer is "no", then you can still go with option 2, add that buttface doesn't know what he's talking about and see if there is with half a brain left on the list. Perhaps send buttface a more elaborate personal message on the subject, since people could find that stuff in the archives otherwise (a "buttface" neutralizes a "jackass", your goal should be an overall flaming score of zero or lower).

    --

    Fight hunger. Filet a politician and send him to a 3rd world country of your choice.

    1. Re:"Snobs" vs. "People Who Can't Read" by aglerickson · · Score: 1
      Congratulations. Linux is easy for you. You grok everything, it seems, in an instant. Go you.

      On the other hand, not everyone is like you. Some people have a hard time dredging through man pages and TFM. Because some people aren't used to scientific vernacular. This should be apparent by the subjects they ask about, and how they frame their requests. Please, try not to be impatient with people like us. Surely, you wouldn't appreciate it if you found a new love in x, whatever x is, only to have some old timer tell you are a "dimwit who apparently can't even understand a with possible solutions in plain human language" and then insist you be shot for your ignorance.

      So, forebear. Perhaps someday, someone somewhere will be patient with you and you will finally grok the benefits.

    2. Re:"Snobs" vs. "People Who Can't Read" by GeekDork · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, you completely missed the point.

      OK: "In TFM, it says that I have to "put the desired screen resolution into the configuration file". Does that refer to the file /etc/foo/bar.conf, where I should put 'Resolution 800x600' in the section [screen], which was the only thing I could find but which does not seem to do anything?"

      Not OK: "I am new to all this, could you please tell me what I have to do?"

      At least act as if you had made a little effort to solve the problem yourself, otherwise you're just wasting everyone's time.

      --

      Fight hunger. Filet a politician and send him to a 3rd world country of your choice.

    3. Re:"Snobs" vs. "People Who Can't Read" by aglerickson · · Score: 1
      Congratulations, you completely missed the point.

      That makes two of us then. If you have no patience for n00bs, at least don't let anyone else know it as it might discourage a n00b from asking someone who is patient enough to answer the really basic questions.

      Not OK: "I am new to all this, could you please tell me what I have to do?"

      That's how everyone begins the journey into the Linux world. Or in any other world, for that matter. You know the old saying: if you want loyalty and respect from others, you have to give it.

    4. Re:"Snobs" vs. "People Who Can't Read" by GeekDork · · Score: 1
      If you have no patience for n00bs, at least don't let anyone else know it as it might discourage a n00b from asking someone who is patient enough to answer the really basic questions.

      I have patience for noobs, just not for the really lazy ones.

      Not OK: "I am new to all this, could you please tell me what I have to do?"
      That's how everyone begins the journey into the Linux world. Or in any other world, for that matter. You know the old saying: if you want loyalty and respect from others, you have to give it.

      Yes, but.

      Fact is that, for most "new" things, ther's already a boatload of tutorials, HOWTOs and discussions out there that aren't that hard to find. If you ask for pointers to those, you will get your share of justfuckinggoogleit links, but decent people use the query function of that site. There is little to no need to ask for the n+1(st|nd|rd|th) reincarnation of an existing document. If you have questions after reading that stuff, then ask them intelligently. That will earn you some respect. If people see that you invested time to try and understand what's already there, they'll flame you on a much more advanced level. They will start dropping hints between expletives. That doesn't go for Linux or other seemingly advanced OSs alone. Ask stupid questions (and yes, those do exist), and you will get stupid answers. Ask not-so-stupid questions, and you will get stupid answers as well, but you will also get insightful ones.

      Hell, if you want to see a somewhat dated rant of mine on a similar topic, have a look at my homepage.

      --

      Fight hunger. Filet a politician and send him to a 3rd world country of your choice.

    5. Re:"Snobs" vs. "People Who Can't Read" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Contrary to popular belief these items are not trivial to configure:
        - X/Windows config - if you are a noob, and the normal config doesn't work, stay with text mode.
        - Printing - if your distro doesn't handle this, start reading.
        - Security - Linux can be hacked easier than the most current version of WindowsXP or 2003 Server.
        - Running a web server, securely - turn everything and search for a FAQ
        - Running an email server of any kind - practice on a box not connected to the internet first.

      As a noob that doesn't have patience to try to get something working, you need to stay with one of the top 3 distros that have a GUI for configuration needs.

      My guidance is to always add "cookbook" to your google search for information. "Linux Security cookbook"
      "Linux printing cookbook"
      "SuSE printing cookbook"

      You get the idea.

      The other suggestion is to read at least 3 articles/FAQs on the subject **before** you post a question anywhere.

  580. The Dark Side of Nerds... by mark-t · · Score: 1
    Linux attracts hackers.

    It is not that uncommon for people who are hackers to have social skills that leave much to be desired. Not because they (we) *ARE* rude... but simply because they (we) don't have enough practical experience in dealing with other people to always realize what sort of responses are actually socially acceptable in any given situation. p Why is it any suprise that the community that it attracts happens to be generally perceived of as rude?

  581. The best way to get help is often to antagonize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux snobs are so bad, and so common, that the best way to get advice is often to antagonize and smack talk about the feature of the software you have a question about. Instead of saying, "How do I configure XXX functionality in XXX software?" only to be told to rtfm, you say "Linux sucks, XXX software can't even XXX." And then someone proves how smart they are, and how stupid you are, and you get an answer every time. The snobs are out to inflate their fragile egos, because they lack the social skills to excel in areas other than FOSS technology. So you have to allow them to express those parts of their personality that they use to compensate for their personal failings. Let them vent their snobby anger on you.

    You just have to play their game.

  582. Re:Linux sNOBs by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    WP wasn't that hard to learn ...

    It was expected 15 years ago that people would show a bit of initiative and learn a few things, poke around any menus, keyboard templates, etc., to get better at what they did. Nowadays, if they don't already know the answer, a lot of them whine that "its too complicated."

    Cracking a book for 15 minutes? You can't PAY them to. You have to pay someone else to spoon-feed it to them. Its like people get out of school and say "well, thats it for me."

  583. Re:Linux sNOBs by Feanturi · · Score: 1

    Frankly, I think that's a big problem with Windows. Windows is so mythically easy to use and approachable, that the average person just assumes they are going to be having some kind of Star Trek experience where the computer can just automatically perform any little thing they feel like trying to do, without them needing to know anything. It doesn't work that way, it isn't true, and people need to start taking courses and such instead of bothering everyone around them for free support. Back in the Day, if you couldn't sit down and learn how to use a computer, then guess what? You didn't have one. They were less approachable, and that was a good thing, because anybody who comes from that era has 'l33t mad skillz today. Nobody assumes you can just hop into the pilot seat of a plane and start flying, why do they assume that a highly complex computer system doesn't require effort and learning? They need to stop assuming that. Windows needs to get less friendly, and then people who have come to depend on having computers in their lives will have no choice but to take responsibility for their use of their own bloody tools. Or live without them and be left behind in the world. It's all about choices.

    I say keep Linux as it is. If it dies out as a result, it will at least die with integrity.

  584. Re:Linux sNOBs by Elad+Alon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When you don't even know how to edit a simple text file, because the one you've got installed in VIM, whose interface is nothing like anything you've encountered so far; when [insert some more examples of the most rudimentary tasks becoming colossal undertakings]...

    There's a certain level of expertise you need to get to before you can start crawling on your own. Show me a manual and a distro you think any intelligent person could make do with, and I'll show you five(*) places he couldn't have worked around without either a human's help or prior knowledge, acquired from watching a human interacting with a computer.

    That is not to say that none of my questions are plain dumb; don't go digging up logs.

    (*) I'm not a busy man, but I do have _some_ things I need to do.
    (**) Alright, alright - add "in a reasonable amount of time" to all of the points I made in this post.

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  585. Re:Linux sNOBs by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

    You may. Newbies wouldnt.

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  586. Re:Hah, no kidding by Rage+Maxis · · Score: 1

    regardless of having trolled in the past timecop is a pretty smart f*ck who has developed piles of great software, done some ingenious security work and more linux-related shiznit than you will ever do.

    sometimes people with side-hobbies actually do also have jobs. just because his side hobby is trolling doesn't mean he doesn't have hardcore madsk1llz too.

    This has none of the markings of a troll, and since i've idled with timecop for the biggest part of a decade I know damn well he knows the difference between a decent doc and not.

    this is a totally valid complaint and I too am sick to death of this kind of crap. I idle in a darkside linux channel (not too hard to figure out which) and more actual tech support of a wide array of products goes on there than happens in most of the support channels I have ever visited. On top of that being an Asterisk user I know that the f*cking docs are a nightmare and the wiki on voip info is just a disasterous mess of goo that really never answers any questions and all and just leads you in circles unless the very specific peice of information you are looking for has been answered.

    Saying "THE SOFTWARE IS FREE SO STOP BITCHING" is bullshit. Trying to create a viable alternative requires making it a VIABLE ALTERNATIVE. It will never be better than free worthless garbage akin to AOL cds being good coasters out of the mail.

    A huge part of the reason my fight for linux / OSS in the workplace was always so dismal is that my l33t research skills allowed me to sit down in front of google and find obscure settings and apply them in arcane ways to text files editable by vim, and go onto IRC and deal with 3 days worth of BS to find some stupid setting that isn't in the documentation or the source code for something, but this is pointless especially on something like linux-ha. its fucking CLUSTERING. who uses this except for enterprise stuff or really really megalomaniac home users? This is a project that NEEDS GOOD DUCMENTATION AND SUPPORT BECAUSE ITS TARGET AUDIENCE REQUIRES IT.

    I remember once having some music critiqued and the question always is, is this being made for your own consumption only, or is it for public consumption? and if its for public consumption then do a decent job of packaging it or else its pointless to bother. Same goes for software.

    Im sick to death of linux snobs. I hate going to user groups, I hate most linux irc channels or even reading the cocky pretentious working of most linux-oriented websites. Even slashdot is arrogant as hell. For something that is supposed to be the hard working underdog it sure as hell has developed a fan base that sucks. The irony is that you meet the people doing the real work and development and whatnot and they are usually really normal, dedicated people who have no use for the typical linux user either.

    Timecop has always been a firm critic of linux's failings and has always taken alot of flak for this. I think this is important. Linux users are so arrogant to sit back and say oh don't knock us because we're FREE and what else are you going to use ... microsoft?? its like workers for a big 3 auto company harrasing people who drive hondas to work because they can't afford the gas to drive even discounted american cars to work. When things about the product are shit, fix them, don't use "product pride" to try and drum through and ignore them. Thats total bullshit, thats the kind of crap that produces poor culture and poor product and will in the end result in more and more market erosion.

    Alot of linux's market share is people who prefer to have an exact working solution and were willing to engineer it themself to fit and put in the extra time, or places where the solution just had to fit, or it had to be done at a low cost and there were no other options. It just really isn't an option out of that market and until some of this "well don't whine because its FREE" bullshit gets dealt with and people just grow up

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  587. Re:Linux sNOBs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so it's not hard to imagine someone reading the FM three or four times and still not understanding what it's trying to tell them.

    So I told the newbie it's a gzipped tarball, and to use tar to extract it and read man tar for instructions. Newbie tells me he's read the manpage and can't figure it out.

    So what should I do? Should I humor the people who think they can lie to me about reading the manpage (hint, check the tar manpage someday, unless Debian has "better" manpages than all the other distributions, it's got an EXAMPLES section that starts on the very first screen if you've got 24 or more terminal lines. The first two deal with extracting compressed and uncompressed tarballs) and tell me it's too hard and they can't understand it and figure out how to extract files from a tarball?

    Maybe the solution is to quit acting like an elitist snob and start being condescending to the people who refuse to attempt to learn.

    Old me: "Read the fucking manual"
    New me: "The command's tar -xvvzf foo.tar.gz just like it says there on line 28 of the tar manpage. You might also find some of the resources at http://www.literacyonline.org/ncal.html helpful as well."

    Will that make everyone happier?

  588. ime by bonezed · · Score: 1

    he was prob a Debian person

    ime, Debian people tend to be unhelpful

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  589. Re:Linux sNOBs by AoT · · Score: 1

    In a way, I think the very acronym, RTFM, is snobbish but that's just from a person who was deeply involved in the OS Wars in the mid to late 90's.

    Oh, I remember the OS wars. I lost a driver and my mouse finger back then. I try not to think about it.

  590. Re:Hah, no kidding by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1
    Channels don't give support. People in the channel give support. Most of those people never offered anything.

    Aside from that, I've sat in IRC support channels (primarily #debian) for a while, and from what I've seen, the majority of people do get useful support. The ones who don't are usually the ones who don't follow the advice given, ask off-topic questions (and fail to follow the advice to go to a different channel), demand support as if they're entitled to it, lie, and threaten to go back to Windows if nobody will magically solve their problem.

    From what I've seen, the main difference between paid support and unpaid IRC support, is that with unpaid support, when the "customer" is being a jackass (or a troll, which happens a heck of a lot more on unpaid support channels), he/she is either told so, or simply ignored. People who persistently disrupt the channel are banned.

    Note also that trolls tend to play both roles. They will ask simple questions and refuse to accept the answers, and they will also give useless answers like "rm -rf /*", "cat /dev/zero > /dev/hda", and "startkeylogger".

  591. Re:Linux sNOBs by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

    When people who are new to a discussion group or IRC channel ask a simple (to the experienced) question and receive a RTFM response, they can be quite offended by the apparent harsh reaction.

    So in order to avoid this "harsh" reaction, maybe they'll RTFM next time!
    Maybe they'll realize that they are asking for help from a person whose time is valuable, and by not showing any effort on their part before approaching him with a question they are actually insulting him.

    That, IMO, is a barrier to people migrating to Linux (or any other OS for that matter).

    Not paying for help AND refusing to teach yourself is a barrier to getting ANYTHING done. Nobody's going to to drop what they're doing and teach you all you need to be a plumber/carpenter/auto mechanic for free.
    Work at it, or spend money, but don't expect someone else to do every little thing for you without compensation. That's being a jerk.

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  592. Re:Linux sNOBs by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
    It's not going to be a perfect comparison, given the 'volunteer', 'community', 'free ($)' aspects, but the way I look at it like this is, if it's to be 'mainstream', it should be comparable in a sense.

    When you call (I know, I know) say, MS support for something in Office, do they tell you how to do what you're asking, or say "Sorry, no help for you, RTF.chm file"?

  593. Personal experience by mikefe · · Score: 1

    As someone who has been a contributor to several projects and maintainer of one (so far vTiger 4.2.x) I have some experience with this.

    As a user I would read the posts from people that knew more and learn from them and then respond to others as my skill level allowed. As I learned more some messages just weren't worth the trouble of a response, but others took up the slack.

    I think OSS works best when there is an unenforced support hierarchy. The people who know the most don't spend a lot of time with the n00bs, but other users with a bit more experience do interact with them. If it turns out the problem requires more expertise, a developer or more experienced user/admin can step in to help identify the problem and/or provide a fix.

    Whenever I step out of this support model, I end up getting frustrated with users who can't or won't do what I ask them to do to help them fix the problem they are having. At that point, it is better to ignore that user than to post an insulting comment. Usually someone else will step in at that point and try help the user and sometimes they succeed.

    It is these helpful users that you need to nurture. Compliments and encouragement keeps them around and makes your life easier. Also many times they turn out to be helpful in other ways like sending in patches, etc.

    So if you get frustrated with n00bs easily, don't interact with them. Let the other users that will inevitably join an OSS community do that for you and interact with them. They have enough experience to help others, but may need help from time to time.

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  594. Re:Well, at least Linux is more secure. by mjsottile77 · · Score: 1

    Odd -- I've seen the opposite when I've meta-moderated in the last few months. That, and people who appear to have very odd senses of humor judging by some of the +1 Funny mods out there...

  595. I think it's more likely... by xanderwilson · · Score: 1

    ...that the snobs are just overexaggerating their influence again.

  596. Re:Linux sNOBs by qw(name) · · Score: 1

    Just to bring this topic back to reality, let me say that nobody is assuming they are seeking professional Linux (or whatever) help for the problem at hand. I really don't know where you're coming from with those remarks.

    It's really sad that you feel that way because that attitude goes against the very foundation by which GNU/Linux was founded. It takes a community of people with a common goal to make an Open Source project successful. Refusing to point people in the right direction and insulting them in the process is irresponsible and elitist. If you feel your time is too valuable to waste on so-called noobie questions then don't bother responding to someone's willingness to learn from those who have gone before.

  597. Snobs? by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    What else did the peasants call us?
     

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  598. Have a Question by Quantam · · Score: 1

    I see the order of the tags has shifted around at various points today. Like, "truth" started out on the right of the list of tags (at least the first time I saw it), and is now the leftmost tag. What does the order of the tags mean?

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  599. I'm installing FC3 on a virtual machine right NOW by Rank_Tyro · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have never used linux, OR VMware. I am doing this to learn how linux works so when I build my next machine, I can dual boot it with Win2K, and turn my other box into a Raid.

    I am not what I would consider a n00b, but seriously, I am on my 3rd attempt at an install and I am still having problems. I google, I google some more, and then I end up with 4 windows open, with 5 or more tabs open in each one.

    I picked this distro because my brother in law uses it, so I figured if I used the same, I could get help. Just watching him try to install VMware tools on an unsupported distro (Fedora Core 4), was helpfull.

    I have read hundreds of threads on linuxquestions, I have a big ass book on redhat AND linux, and yet there are still times when I have no idea what the fuck I am supposed to be doing.

    This promises to be fun. :)

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  601. Plug 'n' Pray by PhYrE2k2 · · Score: 1

    Ever hear the phrase Plug 'n' Pray [note that's Pray for those of you who aren't reading closely].

    Microsoft has come a long way since W95/W98 days where it really was Plug'n'PRAY. But that's through huge vendor support and a lot of funds from software vendors and Microsoft to make and package drivers.

    Windows can 'just work' on so many workstations the way Linux works on so many servers out of the box... securely.

    -M

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  602. Re:Linux sNOBs by dbIII · · Score: 1
    I've found so far, the most friendly to newbs distro, is probably Gentoo
    Well, everyone that starts using Gentoo is a newbie becuase there are so many differences between it and other systems. People that have used *nix for twenty years will probably look like newbies there. That said I like it and have it on a slow (emerge openoffice and come back in three days) but very small VIA box that was much better off with optimised binaries.
  603. Re:Quasi-Governmental Agency MS is Barrier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody really believes any of this stuff about barriers to entry. You're talking solid free substitute product vs. costly market leader. Back in the days of the govt. vs. MS lawsuit, it was argued that dominance in desktop productivity software constituted a monopoly. So now that the settlement is in place, we are supposed to believe that dominance in every segement of mainstream corporate/business computing (OS, DB, web server, app server, and the list goes on) does not constitute a monopoly? Looks like big brother has found a reliable little brother in Microsoft!

  604. You must be on the wrong horse by Cathbard · · Score: 1

    I can't say I've ever been told to rtfm with Linux. Perhaps I don't expect to have my hand held and actually know how to read and use a search engine. There are many types of Linux from beginners distros like Ubuntu to guru distros like Gentoo. If you are asking extremely obvious questions and are being told to rtfm then perhaps you are using the wrong distro for your level of knowledge. Horses for courses. Would you go to a lecture on quantum mechanics and ask the lecturer to explain Newton's first law of dynamics? What do you think you would be told?

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  605. My experience by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've found this to be absolutely true. The *only* answer I received when I asked a question in 2003 was "RTFM", which is both rude and offensive. Well, sometimes the answers weren't in TFM and if the snob answering the question had RTFM himself he would have known that. Sometimes I had to hunt through 4 pages of results on google to find what I needed. There used to be a Linux newbies forum that was a recommended link at Distrowatch.com - they deleted posts with questions in them under the assumption that you hadn't searched And yet they advertised their site as the place to go to ask questions! I love my Linux but I don't like the Linux community much because of this attitude even now. When I get asked a question, I try to answer it if I know the answer, although I will add that you can find out more in the man pages if it sounds like the person hasn't read them.

    Oh, and I've found that this works too.

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  606. Re:Linux sNOBs by syousef · · Score: 1

    Yeah! Damn straight! And while we're at it, people murder each other it's just a fact. We could hire a police force to stop such things from happening but.....oh wait.

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  607. Re:Linux sNOBs by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1
    It's really sad that you feel that way because that attitude goes against the very foundation by which GNU/Linux was founded. It takes a community of people with a common goal to make an Open Source project successful. Refusing to point people in the right direction and insulting them in the process is irresponsible and elitist.

    I disagree. Telling someone to read the manual is definately not refusing to point someone in the right direction. What I'm saying goes right along with F/OSS ideology.
    It's not about refusing to help. Quite often the guy saying RTFM, is the same guy who wrote the manual or FAQ in question. They WANT to help but the sheer volume of people who can't be bothered to read the FAQ is choking the bandwidth of the system. They can reply to questions they've already answered 100 times or they can do work that actually advances the project.

    As for being insulted, if you see me eating a slice of pizza and ask me for it are you going to be insulted when I tell you to get your own damn slice? Maybe, but you were being self-centered and rude. Community standards dictate that you will make some reasonable attempt to solve the problem yourself. If you choose to violate those standards, what right do you think you have to be treated well by the community?

    The elitism comment is just wrong. If I have a problem, I check the manual. Telling someone else to do the same thing when they clearly haven't is not elitist. If anything it's treating them as an equal.... expecting them to be able to read the same document you did and get to the same point you are.
    Elitism would be saying, "There's a manual, but you couldn't understand it."

    Some of this discussion reminds me of a choice nugget from "Acts of Gord":
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    "Gamer's Edge."

    "Yes, I'm stuck in Tomb Raider 2."

    "I'm sorry, we don't give advice for games over the phone."

    "You have to! It's the law!"

    "What?"

    "When you sell someone a game, you have to help them with it!"

    "Oh really."

    "The law says so!"

    "If you are so smart, then why are you stuck?"

    "You just have to help me."

    "Uhm, no. When a car lot sells you a car, do they have to teach you how to drive and how to find your way around Vancouver?"

    "uhmm"

    "Exactly."


    The point?
    That random guy on the internet doesn't owe you anything, don't act like he does.
    Don't get me wrong, I'm all for helping people, but some of those display exactly the attitude in the example above.
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  608. Re:Linux sNOBs by arose · · Score: 1

    Good preference dialogs are better for newbies and expierenced users alike. Wizards hide what you actually change and should be used with care, otherwise you end up with such absurdities as the Outlook 2003 mail account wizard. The GNOME HIG has it right on wiza^Wassistants.

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  609. Yawn by gevantry · · Score: 1

    I don't use Linux. Who needs it with Mac and OS X around? Hence, I've been spared the legendary bad manners of the Linux Louts. If I ever have questions, I ask Mac users who seem to be thrilled by Linux. When I ask them why they need Linux when the have OS X, the usually scratch their heads and say, "Well, it's nice to have options..." But the story's about Windows users switching to Linux. If Linux Louts are what you're getting, maybe you should find yourself one of those happy Mac users who likes tinkering with Linux. They're more often than not quite happy to help walk you through the set up.

    1. Re:Yawn by aglerickson · · Score: 1

      As a Mac/Linux user, I agree. Folks who do Linux as well as Mac aren't the stereotypical snobby Mac user either (the answer to every question that involves a Windoze machine: get a Mac).

      Linux can be friendly!

  610. Re:Linux sNOBs by cerberusss · · Score: 1
    have spent a LOT of time [...] helping users out on IRC and other forums

    Hi Mike,

    I admire the work of you and your colleagues very much, and think that for your users in general it's probably best if you didn't answer every ill-informed question out there and took a rest or sip a beer or otherwise get ready for the next magic-doing...

    Of course, only you decide what to do in your time, though.

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  611. Geek boys like to feel part of a secret club. by jayegirl · · Score: 1

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again: one of the primary reasons that Linux and suchlike things are the way they are is because geek boys have a driving need to feel that they are part of a Secret Club that has the Magic Knowledge that permits them to Lord It Over the Lowly Others. I've been a woman programmer in IT for some 15 years now, and I *always* see this attitude -- both in systems and co-workers. It's always a real timewaster in both.

    Of course, if you point out this attitude and its effect on, say, the state of Linux, they lapse into techno-rant, attempting to squash you with the Magical Power of their Secrets. Boring.

    The reason I don't use Linux is that I got tired of having to use bizarre cryptic command-line interfaces to get simple stuff done when those interfaces are only bizarre and cryptic to give geek boys their daily dose of "feeling like a Real Expert who uses Serious Tools and knows all the Secret Codes By Heart". My computer is a tool, and I use it get stuff done, not to have my ego stroked.

    And don't try and persuade me of the great Linux GUIs that now exist. My experience with them as someone with some experience in UI design is that they present the same "make the geek boys feel like members of a secret club" crap in a different way -- the pointless quirky in-joke. Again, I don't give a rats, and if my soldering iron came with quirky jokes in the user manual I'd find myself wondering what clown is responsible for the tool I'm trying to use. So it is when I find "GUI quirk" lurking in Linux GUIs.

    1. Re:Geek boys like to feel part of a secret club. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. What she said.

  612. Re:Linux sNOBs by somersault · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should have Wizards to setup the system initially, but afterward, I agree that having a well designed Control Panel type area is better. The System Settings area in Kubuntu doesnt actually let you modify all of the system settings unfortunately.

    Spurred on by this very discussion, I spent some time on google and got my DVD player working the way I wanted last night, it now actually plays a DVD when I put one in, instead of popping up Konqueror + Kaffeine + an error message =p Had to edit the ivman config file manually to disable Konqueror opening, and then changed the DVD player from Kaffeine to Xine (though I am unsure how to modify the DVD context menu as of yet).

    You are right that someone needs to integrate everything better, and have a decent player such as xine setup as default .. I had to try a few of the media players before I got one that played sound and video on wmv files, and for some reason I hadnt tried Xine for DVDs until seeing someone else mention it last night. Ubuntu is really on the way to being 'user friendly', but I switched to Kubuntu when I found out that WINE only uses the system tray properly in KDE.

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  613. .ko by Ignominious · · Score: 1

    What is a driver? don'tcha mean kernel module you stinking n00b?!! Get back to your idiot Windows and BSOD inducing 'drivers' and never speak ill of our ilk again. There. I believe this proves I am considerably more l33t than thou.

    :P

  614. Re:Linux sNOBs by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    What about "Give a man a fish, and he gets a fish. Teach a man to fish, and you get to sell him bait for the rest of his life" ?

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  615. I agree, especially for bug reports. by spaceturtle · · Score: 1
    I used to do ESRs 6 step process before filing a bug report. However I have come to believe that this is the reason that software can be so hard to use... because it isn't considered a bug if a workaround exists. Now if I find a bug I only check for duplicates before submitting it to the bug database, as I know that once I find a solution I will lose the energy to submit the bug to the database and the next user who hits the same bug will have to repeat the process.



    Even the developers who want to help often seem to be confused as to why you are filing a bug report if you know of a work around. E.g. I file a bug report saying that their software fails with an apparently unrelated error if I run it with a relative path. They try to help me get the software to work, and I explain that once I figured out what the bug was, it was trivial to work around. Then they closed the bug report "as the reporter reports problem solved".



    However I found the work around before I submitted the bug report (I actually find it much easier to find workarounds than write bug reports). I assumed that bugs should be logged so they can be fixed even if work arounds exists. I have over 1500 packages on my system. If I had to work around bugs in every single one of these packages then the 5 years I've spent using Linux would have been spent developing workarounds.

  616. Funny thing about "cults" by dup_account · · Score: 1

    It's funny how, because of numbers, Windows users get to taunt Mac users as a cult. But heaven forbid if the reverse were done. I've always thought of Windows (power)users as a smug cult with the assumption that shear numbers makes them right

    <bad analogy>It's like religion. The major religions taunt the lesser religions as cults.... When if you look at the major religions, they have many of the exact same traits/tendencies as the "cults"</bad analogy>

    1. Re:Funny thing about "cults" by lnlypaladin · · Score: 1


      In my opinion that's really not that bad of an analogy. My philosophy when dealing with an array of absolutes is to take what rings true from all sides and leave the rest for the fanatics to fight over.

      <rant1>
      As for the fanatics, is it really that hard to forward someone a hyperlink to a howto or manual page? After all, RTFM as a philosophy is all well and good, but a lot of these people don't even know where the manual is, much less what RTFM means. Compassion is a virtue, not everyone has grown up around or fooled with computers for years. And even those that have don't always branch out beyond a particular brand or OS. Oh, tolerence is also a virtue, the perfect human is, by definition(in my opinion), flawed. A fleshy biped who was right all the time and never made a mistake would cease to fall within the definition of a human being.
      </rant1>

      <self righteous nugget>
      thus, in practice, I'll be proficient at administrating windows and be happy to have it when I have slower and less computer literate people on staff who are baffled by a command prompt, but still work to convince my bosses to take advantage of some of the goodies Linux has in the future.
      </self righteous nugget>

      <rant2>
      I mean, let's face it, there are elitests a plenty on all sides, most people are stuck in the middle and familiar with windows rather than linux primarily because it's what they use at work and/or it was what was installed on the first computer they ever purchased. As far as macintosh, some people just aren't drawn to that atmosphere or find difficulty comparing macs to other computers, getting confused by the terminology. For someone who's introduction to computing was with an operating system made to be usable for the most common simple tasks by selecting a descriptive picture, configuration files and program compiling are kind of far out there. It's a little easier for old school computing people who used older systems like vax, dos, and original unix architectures and present day administrators familiar enough with computers to be able to find, follow, and understand the linux howto's and learn. For a beginner to computers who only knows the windows GUI, the best you could hope for even if linux was pre-installed on a computer they purchased was that they would know one of the X interfaces, and then probably only with a working help system. Macintosh isn't as difficult to learn, but, once again, you need to tell the user where the help files are. As for which operating system is best, I'm leaving that alone. As far as I'm concerned different operating systems are just different ways of doing the same things. Operating systems have their strengths and weakensses over the others, for instance macintosh is the best for multimedia and sound and video production while linux, when properly configured, can be extremely secure and is capable of being customized to the point of being the most efficient specialist device possible, but Windows is a favorite for offices with people who aren't geniuses when it comes to electronics and some gamers due to the ease of installation and configuration as well as game developers simply making their best games available for windows on a rather consistent basis. OS choice is usually not made, it's just whatever a person is introduced to initially or is used to already.
      </rant2>

      Unfortunately (at least in the mind of most of us techies) the majority of users will never really know an operating system well enough to do everything they should be able to do with it, even with training, and we'll generally end up being asked to help them with relatively simple things. And we should, out of courtesy, compassion and the hope that they will continue to learn and teach someone else along the way so they won't also have to bother us.
      </very very very very long winded reply>

      (yeah, I know I went a little overboard with the tags :P )

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  617. Learning Linux by Science · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Was this Linux project person born with a defective gene or did his mother carefully raise him to be a foul-mouthed jerk? I am in the process of learning Linux, and, yes, I am reading the --- manual. Even with a manual there are still questions to be answered. This is why our educational system has teachers. Otherwise we would simply hand kids a stack of books in kindergarten and tell them not to bother us again. I'm sure Linux person had teachers who helped him learn (at least to read--I assume HE read the --- manual) and probably answered his questions. There are people in this world who are jerks and idiots. It is best to step over them (wouldn't want to get any on your shoes) and continue on your journey. I will continue to ask questions AND read the --- manual on my journey to learn Linux.

  618. Mod Parent Insightful not Funny by stry_cat · · Score: 1
    Instead, say something like "On Windows, it's really easy to do foo with bar, but it's completely impossible under Linux! This is awful!". You will immediately be deluged with indignant responses telling you exactly how to do whatever it was you were trying to accomplish rather than an RTFM brush-off.

    This is truly insightful.

    The "It works really well under Windows, but sucks under Linux" way of asking for help, is how I first started getting useful help from these RTFM types.

    My first printer problem I started off with the question "I have a USB pinter (Cannon S520) all it prints is black blocks. I'm using CUPS and installed a new driver, but now it stoped printing completely. It can't even find the printer. What should I do?"

    I would have thought that was enough to at least start a good conversation. But noooo RTFM was the only answer.

    I came back a few days later and asked:

    "My USB printer works really well under Windows, but under Linux/CUPS it just prints black blocks. I tried the new driver from the vendor and one from 3L373HaXor, but now Linux doesn't even know I have a printer connected to the box. I really want to swtich it all over to Linux. Can someone help?"

    Wow I got the right answer in just a few minutes (kernel patch for to fix usb support and a third driver that actually worked).

    I use a similar variant now..."I know how to do xyz in PHP, but how do I go about it in Perl? I tried a,b, and c but nothing seems to work as well. I really want to switch it all over to Perl."

    Amazing the results.

  619. What's with the manual ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For a reason I have never understood, I've got to post this anonymously since I've used 2 mod points in this discussion - which is a most entertaining read. I have a question though - and I have just got to ask it. What's this bit with the manual, huh ? I mean RTFM does mean Read The Fine Manual doesn't it ? I do hope that there is no confusion with that Spanish Gentleman - you know the one ..... Manuel Labour - can't stand the fellow!!!!


    Charles Walmsley
    1. Re:What's with the manual ? by spx · · Score: 1

      In all cases I have seen, its *bad F word here* and usally relates to trying to do some research before asking questions to piss old school users off. :D

  620. Re:Hah, no kidding by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
    regardless of having trolled in the past timecop is a pretty smart f*ck

    GNAA trolling makes him an anti-social idiot, which disqualifies him from expressing any opinion on social interactions with the so called "Linux community". Next.

    just because his side hobby is trolling doesn't mean he doesn't have hardcore madsk1llz too.

    See above. His "madskillz" are irrellevant when it comes to interactions with live people, interactions which he already demonstrated being incapable of in any civilized sense, as he is an anti-social moron. Therefore his opinions on "snobs" will be discarded out of hand, as he is far worse himself. Such is a price of being a socipathic troglodyte.

    and since i've idled with timecop for the biggest part of a decade I know damn well he knows the difference between a decent doc and not.

    Hanging around with, and being sympathetic to the likes of GNAA trolls makes you one. Goodbye.

  621. A possible compromise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I think a few things might be at work... unlike the average user of *any* system, anyone in a position of knowledge about an operating system usually represents an 'investment' of time. For myself, learning PrimeOS, VMS, and unix started with reading the online help or the man pages. While nothing justifies rudeness, I think a natural emnity is bound to exist between anyone that feels that they worked to attain knowledge and anyone else that they may feel simply expects to be handed that knowledge on a platter.



    All in all, they are just operating systems and as such different takes on how best to use the tool we call the computer; I am also aware of the cultural differences between the communities, however I would propose this compromise:



    For the impatient linux guru that may feel that they have no time to be bothered with a windows newbie, simply refer them to the linux documentation project. Of the free unixen, linux is particularly well documented. Where newbies require hand-holding and personal education, simply do as is done in the windows world: Charge money for it. There is no shortage of companies making money with MS Office training, or Windows for Beginners, or likewise courses. It seems to me that there should be transition training for companies looking into linux... like Linux networking for Windows Administrators.



    I guess my point is that opportunity is where you find it and that being rude to newbies is simply passing on potentially great opportunities.



  622. Re:Linux sNOBs by qw(name) · · Score: 1

    Your analogies don't fit what's being discussed here. The topic concerns people asking for help in public forums or in IRC channels and not people who are seeking professional help that don't want to pay for the help. If someone who provides professional support is there it is entirely up to them whether or not they should reply. If they reply in a demeaning fashion then they should keep in mind that they are reflecting poorly on their company. Lost sales suck.

    I've read some comments from slashdotters who have said that they were told to RTFM only to find that the section they needed hadn't been written. In fact, in one case the chapter was referenced in the todo that said, "Someone please write." But, as we all know, every situation is different.

    Nevertheless, I think we both agree that if someone asks a question such as, "How do I make a web page with Perl" instead of asking, "I can't quite understand how to use cookies to keep track users. The docs are a little vague" they probably need to study up on the basics before venturing into a more advanced topic. But, I feel that pointing them down a path of learning is much more beneficial to the Open Source community than a blanket, "Why don't you RTFM and get back to us" response, which implies that "my time is much too valuable than to entertain a noob such as yourself". You're better off not saying anything at all.

  623. Yep, I'm a snob by rfisher · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Personally, I think everyone should take the time & hard road to really understand computers the way you only can with an open source operating system. I mean, these machines are amazing, but it takes time to understand them & learn how to use them to their fullest. Heck, I figure I'll be doing that the rest of my life.

    But, I recognize that I'm weird & that lots of other people--for some reason--don't really want to do that. To them I say, "Don't bother with Linux or FreeBSD." It's not that I don't think they're smart enough or good enough--I think they are. But they've told me they don't want to go down that path.

    So, I heartily recommend they get a Mac.

    (Unless they have a particular use for a computer that is particularly well suited to something else.)

    Plus, the great thing about the modern Mac is its Unix underpinnings. While its user experience is great for my wife & my kids, it also will allow my kids to--should they want to--make meaningful explorations into the deeper realms on the same machine they use for everyday tasks. It's Terminal.app, ssh client, & X server will allow them full access to their account on the Linux boxen at the house, too.

  624. Re:Hah, no kidding by trentblase · · Score: 1

    Sounds like I've found my next hobby :-P

  625. The problem is the vendor lock-in. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    By popularizing these software modems (which is what they are) the layer that does all the work is no longer independent of the OS and becomes part of it, this means that you need a full different implementation of this layer for each OS under which the modem may work.

    The WInmodem term is not gratuitious. MS tried, and keeps trying, to gain complete control of how devices connect to your computer. They force manufacturers to abandon well known standards (normal hardware modems can be connected pretty much to any device with an RS232 serial port) in order to ensure the dominance of their inferior, insecure OSes.

    The resourcefulness of the FLOSS community and sheer luck (the modem is becoming irrelevant thanks to broadband, which thankfully uses open networking standards) has stopped MS on their tracks.

    They tried this shit with modems and printers, and now with the excuse of copyright protection will try again with video cards and displays, audio cards and speakers, and with their Orwellian secure computing iniciative.

    But no, you see no problem with that, we bloody paranoids that think MS is the antichrist out of sheer lunacy...

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    1. Re:The problem is the vendor lock-in. by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Microsoft doesn't make modems. You need to offer at least a little bit of evidence of your claims before I can accept them at face value... no I don't think you're a lunatic if there's a good reason to believe that Microsoft did what you claim.

  626. My Thinkpad works fine with Linux, thank you. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Including Wireless networking using the embedded wireless antenna.

    Keyboard recognized, touch pad, sound works also, graphics are fine.

    PCcards are recognized and work.

    USB support work as expected (I connect my Ipod there).

    Printing is fine.

    So pray tell us Sherlock, what the heck are you talking about?

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    1. Re:My Thinkpad works fine with Linux, thank you. by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      I notice that you didn't post what model you had so I could independently verify your claims. What about power management, though? That's the biggest thing keeping Linux off my laptop at the moment.

  627. Re:Linux sNOBs by miketodd13 · · Score: 1

    There's a FAQ entry/man page/etc. out there for just about any Linux question that one could want to ask. The point is, if it would take a new Linux user 45 minutes to figure out how to do something by sorting through all of that and trying to decipher the lingo, and an experienced user could tell them what to do in 45 seconds, often they just tell the newbie to RTFM anyway. That sort of response is not only rude and demeaning, it's the sort of thing that perpetuates the "Linux is only for the l337" stereotype.

  628. Re:Hah, no kidding by Rage+Maxis · · Score: 1

    Being a snotty pretentious linux fag is far worse than being a troll.

    Trolls make people think. Linux fags make people puke.

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  629. Re:Linux sNOBs by severoon · · Score: 1

    The fact is that there is a segment of the linux snob population that is willfully trying to exclude the average joes from switching away from Windows. While they themselves don't like MS, they're perfectly happy to let the MS community deal with the grandmothers and non-technical people of the world so they can stay isolated in techspeak geekbabble and not have to implore FOSS contributors to write manuals on how to double-click. They don't want to see UIs aimed at the noobs of the world. They want all the development attention focused on meeting their requirements and no one else's.

    Until that segment is shunned (right now they make up part of the core), linux will always be a second fiddle OS. I've seen the sea change starting, but as long as it's not *dead easy* (as opposed to "possible") to admin a home linux box, average joe isn't going to. Right now the community is conflicted about getting what they asked for so many years back (that is, for linux to take over the world). We'll see what decision is made.

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  630. Re:Linux sNOBs by NumerusSpy · · Score: 0

    The good news is that there are still forums (fora?) around where good manners still seem to prevail.

    I have found the channels on Freenode to be filled with very patient, helpful and generally pretty nice people. The biggest hassles I have seen there have come from the questioners themselves. Some seem to expect a definitive answer to their question/s practically immediately and become cranky quite quickly.
    Personally, I blame Microsoft, television, George Bush(the alpha and the omega),and without a shadow of a doubt microwave ovens for the timely indulgences they offer us.

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  631. Re:Hah, no kidding by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
    Trolls make people think.

    Absolutely! That is why Slashdot, and just about any other forum in existence, reserves the "-1 Troll" as a badge of honour for the geniuses such as you. You are simply not fully recognised for your achievements yet, seeing as you are still posting with a default score of above 0 here. Perheaps you should remind people of your Troll aspirations more frequently, so that the full rewards for your wisdom can be afforded to you!

    Linux fags make people puke.

    Indubitably! That is also why most users of popular fora have shunned the "Linx Faggots" (who are apparently identified by a self-appointed committe of the Troll Community, a committe to which everyone refers for general advice on all things wise and complicated) and have mercilessly exterminated their posts by using their moderation powers to rate them out of sight, or even outright banned the accounts of the offenders, right?

    Keep clowning on, the red nose and oversized shoes suit you so well.

  632. Linux snobs are not highly information literate. by Fault · · Score: 1

    Information literacy is the ability to recognise an information need, source and evaluate the information, then apply, diseminate, store and dispose of it as needed. Ask your garden variety librarian to find documentation concerning problem XYZ on system D and they'll not only be able to find it, they'll be able to tell you how they did it, so you can do it yourself next time.

    The Linux snobs mentioned (and any other computer snobs) are not capable of this. They have no real idea of how they acquired their knowledge, no real idea of how to gain more knowledge efficiently, and would flounder outside their area of expertise. They are obselete relics of a less information rich time.

    They have no real understanding of information requirements, and indeed will give source code explanations to someone who's just beyond point-and-click, wasting both the asker and the answerer's time.

    The worst part is, it undermines the point of open source: information freedom.
    If someone has gone to the trouble of pin-pointing their information need, it's only courtesy to respond to that need. If it's most efficient to point to an FAQ, a forum thread or a documentaton list, do that (even just a better place to ask the question again). If it's more efficient to answer yourself, do that. They'll be able to move onto the next phase of inquiry, because you've given them a gateway into knowledge. Everybody wins, including the ideal of open-source.

    But if you are obstructive to an inquirer via rudeness, info-undersupply or information oversupply, then you've rendered their information sourcing unproductive, and anyone intelligent would move on to another OS/information source where their inquiries will meet with success. Congrats, you've made yourself and your knowledge useless to other people.

    Conversely, if someone posts vague, unresearched questions like 'How do I use Linux?' or 'Why did I crash?' they are making a thoughtless inquiry. Feel free to reply saying that's too vague and/or tell them to ask google. You get to be obliquely insulting and helpful at the same time, and use both your and their time efficiently, since hopefully they'll go away until they've got a more suitable question. RTFM requires no thought, no knowledge, no understanding and no social skills.

    Not being able to give an answer appropriate to the question is a sign of information illiteracy. Being a guru isn't just about knowing everything, it's knowing how to learn everything, and therefore how to teach.

    (And I believe that puts in one place a lot of things other replies have touched on)

  633. Re:Linux sNOBs by hoskeri · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the time I learnt to use Vi.
    I kept hitting keys and nothing would appear on screen.
    I noticed that sometimes letters would suddenly start appearing...
    I was hitting i (to insert).

    The key to learning Linux (or anything else ) well is by experimentation.

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  634. Slap in the face.. by g00p · · Score: 1

    I agree with this wholeheartedly. I am wholeheartedly willing to admit iI suck! although I have been using Unix/Linux systems for 5 years now, and should probably be slightly more competant, the man pages are my blessing and always will be.

    However, when say, I make a forum topic related to Linux opinions etc, I am inundated with posts from people who start with, "I have just converted from using Windows, to Fedora" and then go on to slate other posters who for example say.."I cant get blah to work, how can I do this"...The Fedora newb will proceed to say.."Stfu, rtfm ur a fuckin noob blah blah"...it's like...whats the point? Snobbery comes in all instances. A better reply would perhaps be a link, or a suggestion to a peice of documentation, so for the future the questioner will know where to refer.

    The ignorance of more experienced users is also getting on my nerve. I make a point of asking as few questions as possible, like I said the man pages are my blessing - but at least I try to point people who have come into difficulty in the right direction, without feeding them the information on a plate.

    Another point too, thats more common among the Newb snobs, is OMG ur a female linux user omg you must be so cooool. AND THEN you get the female linux users, who MILK this, and think they are godesses. OKAY WE ARE ALL PEOPLE, we are all part of this community, we are all equal. Just, stfu and use your computer - dont fuckin wear it on ur tshirt. You are *not* a godess, you are *not* a guru.

    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RG

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  635. Linux n00b by GordonJames · · Score: 1

    One of the disadvantages of linux is that there is no way to easily learn from others if you are not deep into a Linux community. I am a noob at Linux with lots of computer experience(25+) in networking, hardware and software. It is all in MS/DOS, Windows, and early incarnations of MAC / ATARI / Commodore and assembly code for various early processors. Here is my delemma. I am wanting to learn Linux amd move away from windows. I have tried Fedora / Debian / Ubunto / Knoppix and played with a few Linux appliances like IP Cop. I have no community to help me with my stupid questions, and I don't want to take the time needed to read every manual. That means I am behind the 8 ball right from the start. So many manuals, so little time.

  636. Re:Linux sNOBs by PFI_Optix · · Score: 1

    I say keep Linux as it is.

    As do I. I like Linux. I don't like the fact that documentation is spread out over several websites, is often incomplete, and the community tends toward snobbery because they have experienced too many "just tell me how to do everything" newbies to take the time to sort out the willing learners from the idiots.

    Linux needs a more cohesive system of documentation that doesn't refer you to websites every third sentence. If I can't get OS help from the OS itself, I'm frustrated from the start. What Linux would really benefit from is a tutorial distro designed to walk people through a few hours of Linux basics and help them learn to use the OS so that they can competently install and operate the distro of their choice from the start. I know I'd use something like that.

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  637. Re:Linux sNOBs by Elad+Alon · · Score: 1

    Imagine that while "i" did what it normally does in VIM, "u" uninstalled it. The key to learning anything is experimentation. The key to learning anything well and quickly is to have a guide who is aware of that previous fact.

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  638. Does fine mean completely? by Minstrel+Boy · · Score: 1

    Yes, please do tell. I've been looking for a Linux laptop for years. I've spent thousands of dollars buying various hardware that someone claimed worked, only to find that some feature they considered unimportant - didn't. My latest is an HP/Compaq Athlon laptop that, after much kernel hacking, I can get to sleep but not wake up, and that when awake burns with a fierce and intense glow that is actually hot enough to prevent the cat from sleeping on it.

    CPU stepping works? Suspend works? ACPI works? Sleep works? CD writing works? The video actually works with 3d acceleration? If it has an S-video port, that works? IR?

    Point me at it.

    KeS

  639. Re:Linux sNOBs by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
    Well, the problem with man pages s that to use them, you need to know the command, and that's often the question.

    If the rest of your rant says anything, it's probably that the FAQ is too big (It's actually a EQEA) or it's badly written. Or both. While that may well be the case, the user should still read it. One, they might find the answer. Two, they might find some background information which saves them asking other questions in future. Third, and perhaps most important, the question they ask might be more intelligently phrased and more likely to get a sensible answer. i.e. instead of "My network card not working can u hlp me pls" they mention the distro & version, make/model of card, exact definition of what it does wrong, error message...

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  640. Re:Linux sNOBs by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1
    And frankly, that's what I do. No OS X support = no sale. Why should I buy something that I can't use?

    From what you write, I'm guessing you do not do this with Linux. I have never had to go hunting for drivers, and I have been using Linux since Slackware 2.something, circa mid 94 IIRC, and I have been following your adage to the letter, and have had no problems (well: exactly one exception: I bought a laptop a few years ago whose video card was not supported by X (xfree, at the time); I had to wait a little less than 2 months for the driver to be written.)

  641. Re:Hah, no kidding by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

    He's listed as the founder of GNAA. How they used Dattebayo to troll people about an upcoming Naruto is even mentioned on Wikipedia's page about the GNAA!

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  642. Evil trolls - I'm shakin' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey everyone! Isn't all this TROLLING!!!! We should be scared to death!!!! At least Ubuntu-snobs should!!!! Does anyone have food for trolls to get them closer? Meanwhile I'll apt-get them to hell with some sense!!!!