I laugh at the people who claim that the USA is a bad place to live, that the government is so corrupt and they are constantly controlling us.
Leave then, take your arse somewhere else and then call me from there and let me know how things are going.
You complain and complain and do what....nothing!
Hands down, this country is the best place to live...I'd rather raise a family here, I'd rather work here, I'd rather die for this country than to live anywhere else.
Your just pissed that you live in a 2 bedroom apartment with your brother and your life consists of you trolling youtube for nipslip videos.
No government is perfect, no country is perfect but it's the absolute best out there.
This country brought you Walking Dead...which btw starts this October on AMC...unless you are on DISH...then your shite out of luck.:)
I don't want to hear from the Dallas Cowboys that this years season was a wash due to the West Nile Virus......Everyone knows Romo isn't a true quarterback.
Anyone who parties with Mr. Belding from Saved By The Bell is not a top notch QB.
Can American Airlines have a queue for it's Executive Platinum members where they can get felt up by a robot with Asian women sized hands?
It's the little things that count....right?
True, but on the back end you end up losing a lot of ass if you tell a hot chick you are a "Archaeological Geophysics".
What's your pick up line going to sound like...."Baby, I could tell you were using your Ground Penetrating Radar to check me out...did you find anything hard you like?"
I can't believe I just wrote that.....God help me.
I'm so jealous of people who have higher download speeds than I do......I just wish my internet wouldn't go down every time it rains.
There could be a slight breeze outside and then WHAM...blinking router light saying you've lost connection.
I guess that's what I get for living in a trailer...:)
I have also seen here some people who have degrees but are content with being on the help desk...don't know why really, every person is different I guess.
Ballers like you and I are a rare breed Sir, the world needs big swingers like us out there.
Anyone remember that puppy mill company Stream International?
I don't know if they are still around but man, the gems that company spit out were cRaZy....heavy smokers, loners, caffeine freaks and the piercings were insane!!!
If you stayed past 6 months in that joint, you most likely developed cancer or became an alcoholic.
I hope this show fails....who wants to see grown up IT nerds arguing over whether Windows is better than Linux.
Arguments over who stole my limited edition Han Solo figurine......fights breaking out when to many Red Bulls are consumed without a proper meal beforehand.
Confessional video sessions that involve crying because they didn't lock their laptop when they went to take their asthma medication and someone went in and changed their background to Hello Kitty.
The season ender would involve controversy when someones computers get hit by a zero day vulnerability because they didn't have to time to download 1.5GB of updates that Microsoft had recently pushed out on Patch Tuesday.
Everyday before going to work, I tell gammy she needs to mine ore, gold, diamonds and wood for me in MineCraft while I am away.
I better see some full chests or else I'm breaking hips!!!!!
Who said old people can't be useful.
If you call in for tech support on September 25th and the hold time is more than one hour, you can bet your arse many nerds have taken the day off to play this.
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I laugh at the people who claim that the USA is a bad place to live, that the government is so corrupt and they are constantly controlling us. Leave then, take your arse somewhere else and then call me from there and let me know how things are going. You complain and complain and do what....nothing! Hands down, this country is the best place to live...I'd rather raise a family here, I'd rather work here, I'd rather die for this country than to live anywhere else. Your just pissed that you live in a 2 bedroom apartment with your brother and your life consists of you trolling youtube for nipslip videos. No government is perfect, no country is perfect but it's the absolute best out there. This country brought you Walking Dead...which btw starts this October on AMC...unless you are on DISH...then your shite out of luck. :)
I don't want to hear from the Dallas Cowboys that this years season was a wash due to the West Nile Virus......Everyone knows Romo isn't a true quarterback. Anyone who parties with Mr. Belding from Saved By The Bell is not a top notch QB.
So when will SheMail.com service come out?
The telephone....man I got so much output from that thing in my heydays.
The only online presence I have is with Domino's pizza....the order tacker is my friend.
When will people in Uganda learn that to prevent the spreading of Ebola you need to sneeze into your elbow.
Can American Airlines have a queue for it's Executive Platinum members where they can get felt up by a robot with Asian women sized hands? It's the little things that count....right?
Create a gun lock called "Homework" and place near the kids toothbrushes...it will never be touched!!
If cops don't want to get recorded, they need to learn the anti-surveillance technique used in the movie Four Lions....
Bit Locker the SOB and then take a crap on it...ain't no one touching it after that.
If Air Force One showed up on radar near a golf course, you can bet your arse it ain't no spoof buddy.
I'll have one SuperMuc w/Bacon please!!!
Did anyone else read this in a Fu Manchu voice? *giggle*
A few fries short of a happy meal eh?
I thought the same thing.......turns out it was just a bunch of supermuc.
On the bright side, my zombie computer will be able to communicate with it's C&C server in China much quicker!!
True, but on the back end you end up losing a lot of ass if you tell a hot chick you are a "Archaeological Geophysics". What's your pick up line going to sound like...."Baby, I could tell you were using your Ground Penetrating Radar to check me out...did you find anything hard you like?" I can't believe I just wrote that.....God help me.
I'm so jealous of people who have higher download speeds than I do......I just wish my internet wouldn't go down every time it rains. There could be a slight breeze outside and then WHAM...blinking router light saying you've lost connection. I guess that's what I get for living in a trailer... :)
I have also seen here some people who have degrees but are content with being on the help desk...don't know why really, every person is different I guess. Ballers like you and I are a rare breed Sir, the world needs big swingers like us out there. Anyone remember that puppy mill company Stream International? I don't know if they are still around but man, the gems that company spit out were cRaZy....heavy smokers, loners, caffeine freaks and the piercings were insane!!! If you stayed past 6 months in that joint, you most likely developed cancer or became an alcoholic.
Talk about bedroom eyes!!!
Of her mouth when she puts on the armor will be..."This makes me look fat doesn't it?...Ugh!"
What if you have a wonky eye like Forest Whitaker...does that make you hack proof?
I hope this show fails....who wants to see grown up IT nerds arguing over whether Windows is better than Linux. Arguments over who stole my limited edition Han Solo figurine......fights breaking out when to many Red Bulls are consumed without a proper meal beforehand. Confessional video sessions that involve crying because they didn't lock their laptop when they went to take their asthma medication and someone went in and changed their background to Hello Kitty. The season ender would involve controversy when someones computers get hit by a zero day vulnerability because they didn't have to time to download 1.5GB of updates that Microsoft had recently pushed out on Patch Tuesday.
Everyday before going to work, I tell gammy she needs to mine ore, gold, diamonds and wood for me in MineCraft while I am away. I better see some full chests or else I'm breaking hips!!!!! Who said old people can't be useful.
If you call in for tech support on September 25th and the hold time is more than one hour, you can bet your arse many nerds have taken the day off to play this.