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Facebook Abstainers Could Be Labeled Suspicious

bs0d3 writes "According to this article printed in tagesspiegel.de, not having a Facebook account could be the first sign that you are a mass murderer.(German) As examples they use Norwegian shooter Anders Breivik, who used MySpace instead of Facebook and the newer Aurora shooter who used adultfriendfinder instead of Facebook. They already consider those with Facebook accounts, who lack friends to be suspicious, but now they are suggesting that anyone who abstains from Facebook altogether may be even more suspicious."

625 comments

  1. Hogwash by rwa2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I submit: https://www.facebook.com/dexter

    (OTOH, I unfriended the account because disappointingly it wasn't even a little bit in-character)

    1. Re:Hogwash by FrostedWheat · · Score: 5, Funny

      What, he doesn't have a secret lab in his bedroom?

    2. Re:Hogwash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      asap : https://www.facebook.com/pages/Lionel-Messi-vs-Cristiano-Ronaldo/209880679063952

    3. Re:Hogwash by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      That's the 'Code of Harry' at work. He's faking it to throw off suspicion.

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    4. Re:Hogwash by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      i use anything but facebook and twitter so that makes me double suspicious. If g+ insists on the real name policy i will be a triple offender. It's pretty funny since not too long ago i saw this bbc horizon docu where some mad skills scientists research dug out that people who fir the profile of a pyschopath are present four times more in positions of power than you would get them in the general population.

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  2. Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Fuck you

    1. Re:Two words by istartedi · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm starting a compay that knocks people to the ground and puts a boot on their neck. My business model is to sell ads on the soles of the boots. Ticker symbol FY is available. W00t! Get the VCs on the line.

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    2. Re:Two words by istartedi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh, and parent should not be modded down. "Fuck You" is pretty much the only valid response to that bullshit.

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    3. Re:Two words by game+kid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Right on. This whole thing is very thoughtcrimey--I guess I should expect "lemme see your passport, SSN, and Facebook account while I wand and grope you" real soon.

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    4. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wonder what the correlation between people writing about serial killing and them being serial killers is? Probably stronger than not being on facebook and being serial killers.

    5. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My thoughts exactly.

    6. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Adding to what I previously said - this is slashdot. Everybody here is well aware of numerous legitimate reasons not to use Facebook, as well as the perfectly valid "I don't want to".

      The notion that there is some "science" behind the idea makes it more likely that at some point in the future, somebody in the future will stop me at an airport or a police checkpoint. Because I don't have a Facebook account.

      As rational people who support the scientific method, we must make our voices heard when this kind of rubbish comes along. Profiling people based on their internet usage - for "national security" - is likely to become a reality in some countries before long. "He uses computers a lot, but he doesn't like Facebook? Give him a full search."

    7. Re:Two words by postbigbang · · Score: 2

      But wait, you mean correlation!=causation??????

      What's that click I just heard......

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    8. Re:Two words by umghhh · · Score: 1

      and if routine identity control on the street finds an abstainer then a deep cavity search should performed - who knows what such abstainer can hide there...

    9. Re:Two words by omfgnosis · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Profiling people based on their internet usage - for "national security" - is likely to become a reality in some countries before long.

      I'm fairly sure the NSA has been doing this for years. And I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out they regard anti-social indicators with similar suspicion. It's not a very novel notion.

    10. Re:Two words by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Just checked, whoa! I have a Facebook account associated with my email. WHOA, I have a password for it. WHOA, I have two ancient friend requests from a guy I worked with last 10 years ago and my cousin's lifepartner.

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    11. Re:Two words by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2

      Ok I had 3 old friends, my two kids and some guy who I thiinnnnnk was a headhunter for me years ago. WTH.

      I unfriended him.

      WAIT DAMMIT! Now he's gonna go kill himself. I'm sorry!

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    12. Re:Two words by SomePgmr · · Score: 1

      The notion that there is some "science" behind the idea makes it more likely that at some point in the future, somebody in the future will stop me at an airport or a police checkpoint. Because I don't have a Facebook account.

      I agree that the whole thing is stupid, but I find the part about stopping people unlikely. Rough estimate, probably a quarter of the "friends" associated with my facebook page are using something other than their first and last name, you don't supply your social, and there's all manner of inaccurate auxiliary info in there for everyone. Meanwhile, I can't think of more than one person under 60 that doesn't have an account.

      There are 955 million active facebook users in a month. That's three times the population of the US. So let's assume the US is over-represented among facebook users and guess 100 million US citizens that don't have good, solid matches.

      So being able to stop each person you don't have a matching facebook account for and doing a psych eval would be downright impossible. You'd end up wasting time almost exclusively on people with facebook accounts... millions of them.

    13. Re:Two words by Mitchell314 · · Score: 5, Funny
      I can easily fix this article for the proper implications.

      Breathing Human Beings Could Be Labeled as Suspicious

      "According to this article printed in tagesspiegel.de, being a living mammal could be the first sign that you are a mass murderer.(German) As examples they use Norwegian shooter Anders Breivik, who is a homo sapien and the newer Aurora shooter who was also a person. They already consider those requiring life support as also suspicious, but now they are suggesting that anyone who is healthy altogether may be even more suspicious. While it is already established that places like hospitals and clinics are no good for zombies, the dead, and ghosts; the undead will have to take a back seat while more and more insane articles like this come out. This line of thinking could sure help morgue businesses."

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    14. Re:Two words by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 4, Funny

      A perfect example of why the Slashdot moderation system isn't broken.

      Future articles on this subject will probably include:

      "Not On Facebook? You're Harming The Economy"
      "$Nation Requires Facebook Account Before Issuing Passport"
      "Terrorist Suspects Had Fake Facebook Account"
      "Terrorist Suspects Had No Facebook Account"
      "Terrorist Suspects Had Facebook Account"

      Anyone remember the 90s when the advice was not to put your personal information on the internet?

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    15. Re:Two words by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Funny

      A facebook account of an adult with only two friends; both children... best hope the government doesn't find out.

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    16. Re:Two words by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Don't be ridiculous, they're obviously not planning on stopping everyone without an FB account. They're probably using something like a Bayes classifier and not having an FB account is just one of many features.

    17. Re:Two words by stanlyb · · Score: 1

      Was that English? :P

    18. Re:Two words by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, I can't think of more than one person under 60 that doesn't have an account.

      Never had much interest in old high school friends being able to find me, and my relatives and current friends know how to get in touch with me if needed.

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    19. Re:Two words by SomePgmr · · Score: 2

      I'm not buying it. Even if that were what we were talking about, it seems impractical to the point of absurdity, and might well reduce the fidelity of screening like that if it even exists. And I'm not sure anyone is nearly as worried about finding the white male mass murderer at places where we screen. At least, not so much as terrorists... people, it seems, we have a hard enough time picking out of a crowd with much better data.

      But it doesn't matter, there's a list of reasons I don't see that happening anyway. What doesn't surprise me is that the paranoid persecution complex on slashdot would manifest here.

    20. Re:Two words by mellon · · Score: 1

      Reducing the fidelity of screening hasn't stopped them in the past, unfortunately.

    21. Re:Two words by slick7 · · Score: 1

      Oh, and parent should not be modded down. "Fuck You" is pretty much the only valid response to that bullshit.

      That which is not mandatory will be compulsory. Did you hear the joke about why the lemming crossed the road? Because everyone else did it too.

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    22. Re:Two words by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not too long ago my national government was looking for a way to make digital dealings with the government easier. As usual, a truckload of very, very expensive consultants were brought in (Cap Gemini) who then spent a lot of time, money and paper working on possible ways to accomplish this.

      Their final verdict? Facebook integration. I kid you not. These guys actually thought using Facebook as the primary identifier to facilitate dealings with local and national government would be a good idea.

      Fortunately it seems there must have been some civil servants with a bit of sense, because those documents were very quickly never heard from again.

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    23. Re:Two words by SomePgmr · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree. The joke is that we just don't care about the vast majority of those people we once knew.

      You OK these people, find out they put on a lot of weight, had 2.5 kids, have some health problem, and hate their jobs. Big surprises. Then your interest wanes, you don't get around to removing those people... but you continue to gripe that they're spamming your "news" feed with lots of stupid crap you don't want to see. ;)

    24. Re:Two words by SomePgmr · · Score: 1

      Ok, I don't know for sure that that's true, but I'll give you that one on assumption alone. ;)

    25. Re:Two words by craigminah · · Score: 1

      With that massive sample size of 2 cases they MUST be right...that's rock solid statistical analysis./p>

      I find it disconcerting that having a FaceBook account makes you less suspicious and more hirable. Isn't this just another form of discrimination? We've finally gotten (mostly) past looking at people's race, religion, sexual preference, and skin color but we can now look at their willingness to keep nothing personal and private and hold that against them? How is this legal?

    26. Re:Two words by ultranova · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Isn't this just another form of discrimination? We've finally gotten (mostly) past looking at people's race, religion, sexual preference, and skin color but we can now look at their willingness to keep nothing personal and private and hold that against them? How is this legal?

      You can't change your race, but you can easily create a Facebook account that contains nothing useful or interesting, send friend requests to random people and accept any that come your way. If this becomes a real issue I'm sure we can automate the whole process so that you can have virtual Facebook presence without having to actually visit the damn thing yourself. As an added bonus having various Facebots interact with each other trying to pretend they are humans while other bots try to spot them should help advance AI quite a bit.

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    27. Re:Two words by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      I'm starting a compay that knocks people to the ground and puts a boot on their neck. My business model is to sell ads on the soles of the boots. Ticker symbol FY is available. W00t! Get the VCs on the line.

      There's a particular venture capital (and capital "management") firm that's been in the news a lot lately that used "fuck you" as part of their business model. I believe the entire strategy was, "fuck you, pay me".

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    28. Re:Two words by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      You think people will pay for something that they already get for free* from the government?

      *or pay for via taxes, depending on your point of view

    29. Re:Two words by C0R1D4N · · Score: 1

      Not just that, but we're going to use our massive sample size of...2. To declare this conclusive!

    30. Re:Two words by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Works for me! Isn't that the floor that the TSA uses?

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    31. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think a free death sentence for every US politician is fitting. Carried out by people on Myspace.

    32. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i imagine they might go one step more and not just require an account but that you speed several hours a entering your daily schedule. you dont want they governemnt worry about where you might or might not be.

    33. Re:Two words by Yvanhoe · · Score: 2

      Actually, it is people without a facebook OR slashdot account that will be considered suspicious.

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    34. Re:Two words by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, the 90s...when you had to actually hack something to be called a hacker, instead of borrowing a friend's phone and downloading their data, and the stock market was there to make you money instead of suck all of yours up to the wealthy top tier who pays off the government to look the other way.

      The government sucks. It is the most un-American thing in the country. Fuck them, and everything they stand for.

      Come get me fuckers, I'm waiting.

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    35. Re:Two words by pregister · · Score: 1

      Hey, your sig is messed up. I think its "porpoises".

    36. Re:Two words by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Why is it that idiots always spazz out and shoot people at random? If they were to target, let's say these consultants then, while still very wrong and criminal, their actions would at least make the planet a better place.

    37. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you

      ....I'm eating!

    38. Re:Two words by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 2

      "With that massive sample size of 2 cases they MUST be right...that's rock solid statistical analysis./p>

      I find it disconcerting that having a FaceBook account makes you less suspicious and more hirable. Isn't this just another form of discrimination? We've finally gotten (mostly) past looking at people's race, religion, sexual preference, and skin color but we can now look at their willingness to keep nothing personal and private and hold that against them? How is this legal?"

      Couple of things:

      1. Remember the Political Science professor a few stories over that said algebra wasn't important? He probably likes this story with its rigorous methodology!

      2. Facebook is using its money passably well to make itself Too Big To Fail. I can't recall any other corporate entity (except maybe Google) being posited as this kind of social requirement for all phases of being the only way to prove yourself. They're crossing over from simple ad sales to inserting themselves into the What Do You Have To Hide propaganda.

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    39. Re:Two words by MrNemesis · · Score: 1

      Those articles don't include nearly enough question marks. Allow me to suggest the following:

      "Are citizens not on Facebook hurting the economy?"
      "Is $nation's policy of linking a facebook account to their passport a good thing?"
      "Did terrorist suspects falsify Facebook profile information?"
      "Is lack of access to Facebook driving people to terrorism?"
      "Does $terrorist's Facebook account legitimise social networking?"

      Bam! Way more page hits and way less work for the editors.

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    40. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Like]

    41. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "lifepartner"

      What a joke. The leftist propaganda complex has churned out some real gems.

    42. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As rational people who support the scientific method

      LOL! Slashdotters are funny in how they perceive themselves.

    43. Re:Two words by bane2571 · · Score: 2

      Actually, it's only recently that serial killers have begun getting facebook accounts just to hide form this kind of profiling. It is clearly traceable that even as recently as 2004, 100% of known serial killers did not have facebook accounts.

    44. Re:Two words by Surt · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that the kinds of things that go wrong with your brain that make you shoot a bunch of people tend to render you unqualified to discriminate the right people to shoot.

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    45. Re:Two words by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      I'm starting a compay that knocks people to the ground and puts a boot on their neck. My business model is to sell ads on the soles of the boots. Ticker symbol FY is available. W00t! Get the VCs on the line.

      Won't sell. Your business model has one crucial flaw: it's hard to outsource.

    46. Re:Two words by Surt · · Score: 1

      It probably runs in social circles. Most of the people I know don't facebook. Definitely less than half.

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    47. Re:Two words by flimflammer · · Score: 1

      No kidding. This has got to be one of the most bogus claims I've seen in ages. It reminds me of a job I was recently looking into that wouldn't hire unless you had a Facebook account and were willing to friend someone from HR at all times or some nonsense. Feel like I dodged a bullet with that place.

    48. Re:Two words by flimflammer · · Score: 1

      Oh, and I forgot to mention that you had to have at least 25 "friends".

    49. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides, you can't see the ad when the sole is on the throat

    50. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>while I wand and grope you...

      Are you wearing a wizard hat?

    51. Re:Two words by camperdave · · Score: 1

      "Well, we can't be bigotted about a persons sex, age, race, religion, or sexual preference, so the only thing we got left is their facebook activity". [A. Bunker]

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    52. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's clear that Zuckerberg ( Suckerberg, Fuckerberg) has found a way to keep that stock price from crashing. Convince people that only terrorists don't use Facebook and CA CHING! profit.

    53. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about my cat, unlike other cats on FB he looks for laser beams to chase!

    54. Re:Two words by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      You must be right. They almost always just shoot anyone at random. I guess when they unhinge they lose all rationality.

    55. Re:Two words by Serious+Callers+Only · · Score: 1

      Not joining Facebook is not an antisocial indicator.

      There are plenty of other social networks, some people run their own blog/site and want nothing to do with the sociopath who runs Facebook and the massive tracking of all internet activity they indulge in.

    56. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " I'm starting a compay that knocks people to the ground and puts a boot on their neck. "

      I think there are already enough companies like that out there. The leader in that market segment is Xe formerly known as Blackwater.

    57. Re:Two words by omfgnosis · · Score: 1

      Not joining Facebook is not an antisocial indicator.

      I very much agree, but evidently others do not.

      There are plenty of other social networks, some people run their own blog/site and want nothing to do with the sociopath who runs Facebook and the massive tracking of all internet activity they indulge in.

      And some people do not use the Internet for social purposes at all, but are plenty social otherwise.

    58. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the Police Departments already are hugely in that business already.

    59. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup bro you're thinking along the lines I'm thinking... lifepartner indeed, hey where I'm from they already have
      the life-segment partner ... the LAG - Lebensabschnittpartner - oh yes here's programming the expectation into the
      masses that even if they get to together it's only for a limited time and purpose. Over here in the US on the sci-fi
      programming I've seen them fly the concept of marriage contracts you renew every few years or so and it's no
      big deal not to renew.

    60. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed someday your phone might ask you questions such as?

      Why did you stop shopping at safeway?
      Why are you spending so much time alone?
      Why did you start reading XYZ?
      Why did you stop watching XYZ?
      Why did you stop seeing XYZ?
      and Why are you seeing XYZ?

      Seldom will you get a question of starting with Where & Who these are the things they know obviously,
      it is also the question Why? they're most intested in.

    61. Re:Two words by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Incredibly some bouncers in the UK have been checking people's Facebook accounts to verify who they are. Apparently they don't realize that you can set up an account in any name and put in any date of birth.

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    62. Re:Two words by Wild+Wizard · · Score: 1

      +1

      No way I will ever have a Face Book account everything about that company is just plain wrong.

    63. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL pretty soon professional perfect looking "credible" facebook accounts will be "suspicious" because the "bad guys" have figured out how to blend in yet again!

      Or some one wants money to be an asshat spy and wreck peoples lives in a power mad frenzy for control of everyone and everything.

      Pick your poison.

    64. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    65. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      both of them?

    66. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it disconcerting that having a FaceBook account makes you less suspicious and more hirable.

      There will still be places where the person in charge understands that the lack of such an account is irrelevant. In a few places, it's even an advantage.

    67. Re:Two words by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      No, but not joining Facebook is certainly an indicator of non-mainstream social behavior. I can't really argue with that - I avoid it, but I'm certainly not an example of mainstream social behavior either.

    68. Re:Two words by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Anyone remember the 90s when the advice was not to put your personal information on the internet?

      Norms change - that which was radical in the past is conservative in the present. Basically they're looking to profile conformity, and doing things that are unusual like not spamming your friends with pictures of cats is non-conformist.

      Basically, if you do the sort of stuff that the average person does, then you're fine. Otherwise, you are to be viewed with suspicion. So get out and start a riot after the next football game like a proper idiot...

    69. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not working he just lost 15 % of the value of his company on Friday.

    70. Re:Two words by andy16666 · · Score: 1

      How did this get modded "Insightful"? :)

    71. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you FUCKED?

      Seriously... on the FRONT PAGE OF SLASHDOT

      http://yro.slashdot.org/story/12/07/30/0337214/nsa-official-disputes-chiefs-claim-that-agency-doesnt-collect-american-data

      NSA ADMITS TO COLLECTING AND PROFILING ALL PUBLIC DATA ON AMERICAN CITIZENS.

      I'm sorry but you have to be fucking retarded if you don't see this is happening right now.

    72. Re:Two words by PT_1 · · Score: 1

      Replying to undo accidental redundant moderation.

    73. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As you might expect, the Germans are very well aware of how this sort of thing can go horribly wrong. Look at the very first comment under the Tagesspiegel.de article:

      Wo sind Ihre Facebook-Papiere??? WAS? Keine Papiere?

      For those who don't speak any German, haven't read their history, or watched old WWII movies, “Ihre Papiere, bitte!” means "Your papers, please!” -- and heaven help you if you don't have them, or if there's something about them that the TS-- er, Gestapo officer doesn't like.

    74. Re:Two words by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      Here are a few of the people not of facebook, Hitler, Bin laden, Jack The Ripper, Vlad the Impaler, Genghis Khan, ... about 95% of all murders and rapists have never been on facebook. The statistics don't lie the majority of evil people through history have not been on facebook.

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    75. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not lock everyone up (it would be good for share holders of private prisons). In a Police state everyone is 'suspicious'.
      Of course there will be no freedom, but fascists prefer it that way. Or is this just a rouse for those people unfortunate enough to buy shares in Facebook as it follows its path created by the Titanic. Glug Glug!

    76. Re:Two words by swilly · · Score: 1

      Probably no correlation at all. Those who can, do. Those who can't, write (or teach).

    77. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a joke. The leftist propaganda complex has churned out some real gems.

      Um, the right wing forced that one into existence by dictating that men can't have "husbands" and women can't have "wives."

  3. adultfriendfrinder by fermion · · Score: 5, Funny

    While there may be overlaps, my understanding is the primary objective of FaceBook and Adultfriendfinder are not precisely the same. For example, it seems that many more photos on facebook involves clothing, and I am sure many of the people on facebook do not intend to have sex with everyone who friends them.

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    1. Re:adultfriendfrinder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait.. AdultFriendFinder is a real thing? I just assumed it was a thinly veiled front for prostitution.

    2. Re:adultfriendfrinder by Smallpond · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wait.. AdultFriendFinder is a real thing? I just assumed it was a thinly veiled front for prostitution.

      You are incorrect. It is not thinly veiled.

    3. Re:adultfriendfrinder by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

      I'm Dutch. If I go to their page I only see "ads" for US looking girls with US names living close to my IP address.
      Surely a US prostitute wouldn't fly all the way over here; it would be too expensive, therefore it must be real.

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    4. Re:adultfriendfrinder by micheas · · Score: 1

      A lot of people use facebook to screen who they are going to hook up with.

      There is a reason facebook and porn are similar in usage.

      Yes people play games and share stupid photos, but the correlation between people repeatedly checking out each others profiles at the same time and winding up in the sack together is shockingly high.*

      If your significant other is spending a lot of time on facebook, you might want to have a chat about if he/she is getting what she wants/needs from your relationship.

      * Citations omitted. Search the Slashdot archives for references.

    5. Re:adultfriendfrinder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know much about AdultFriendFinder. I've heard of it, but assumed it was some kind of scam to get desperate men to hand over personal information or credit card numbers.

    6. Re:adultfriendfrinder by evilviper · · Score: 1

      For example, it seems that many more photos on facebook involves clothing, and I am sure many of the people on facebook do not intend to have sex with everyone who friends them.

      By god you're right! There ARE women on facebook.

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    7. Re:adultfriendfrinder by Culture20 · · Score: 2

      A lot of adulterers use cars to get to their rendezvous. If your SO drives a car...

    8. Re:adultfriendfrinder by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Surely a US prostitute wouldn't fly all the way over here; it would be too expensive

      Surely that depends on whether you're willing to pay for the flight?

    9. Re:adultfriendfrinder by micheas · · Score: 1

      But there is no correlation between automobile use and sexual activities, that I am aware of.

      There is evidence that suggests a correlation between facebook usage and sexual indiscretions. (and maybe a further correlation between slashdot's I don't have a facebook account mantra, and the stereotype of the virginal nerd)

    10. Re:adultfriendfrinder by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      It's supposed to be a dating site without all the fluff... but it seems it actually is just some huge self-aware spambot.

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    11. Re:adultfriendfrinder by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      The same tenuous correlation that I posted. Am I sleeping with everyone whose profile I look at? Anyone whose profile I look at? If someone doesn't use Facebook regularly, then suddenly adds one friend, and looks only at that friend's profile repeatedly, and they constantly post cryptic stuff to each others' walls, then yeah, something's up (but not necessarily sex even then).

    12. Re:adultfriendfrinder by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      Surely a US prostitute wouldn't fly all the way over here; it would be too expensive

      Surely that depends on whether you're willing to pay for the flight?

      I doubt he is, since he's near Amsterdam.

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    13. Re:adultfriendfrinder by micheas · · Score: 2

      The correlation that was mentioned earlier was with people that browse each others profiles at the same time.

      If Jane checks out Mark's profile everyday at 10pm, and Mark checks out Jane's profile everyday at 10pm, the likelihood of the two of them meeting in the real world is quite high.

      The title of the article on slashdot was something like "Does facebook know if you are going to have an affair before you do?" or something like that.

    14. Re:adultfriendfrinder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    15. Re:adultfriendfrinder by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

      Wait.. AdultFriendFinder is a real thing? I just assumed it was a thinly veiled front for prostitution.

      You are incorrect. It is not thinly veiled.

      Well of course not, AdultFriendFinder is full of Velvet Curtains.

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    16. Re:adultfriendfrinder by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Wait.. AdultFriendFinder is a real thing? I just assumed it was a thinly veiled front for prostitution.

      You are incorrect. It is not thinly veiled.

      Well of course not, AdultFriendFinder is full of Velvet Curtains.

      I bet it has even more roast beef curtains.

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    17. Re:adultfriendfrinder by hawk · · Score: 1

      So if I have this straight, my wife should be pleased that I don't have a facebook account, as it means I'm faithful, but temper that happiness with putting aside a bit from the grocery money each week for my bail after I'm arrested as a serial killer?

      Life was so much simpler before the Internet . .
      hawk

    18. Re:adultfriendfrinder by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Huh? That's not my understanding at all (about it being a "dating site"); I thought it was supposed to be a meeting site for swingers, no more, no less. If you want to date, you go to match.com or something like that; if you want to find some people to have a threesome with or someone to screw your wife while you watch, you go to adultfriendfinder.com. Not that I'm endorsing this or anything, just relating what my perception of what that site is all about and what crowd it caters to.

      Then again, I do find it hard to believe there'd be enough swingers out there to make that site as prominent and profitable as it appears to be, so maybe there is some other activity going on there.

  4. Overblown by jbmartin6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I submit that this sort of story is overblown.Yes, this is one out of hundreds of characteristics on a list. Just having one or even fifty from the list doesn't mean any individual has crossed the threshold of "suspicious". Everyone on /. should be familiar with this sort of thing from spam filters.

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    1. Re:Overblown by Xtense · · Score: 2

      Your post advocates a
      ( ) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based (X) vigilante
      approach to fighting spam. Your idea will...

      Oh, sorry, you tripped my anti-anti-spam filter. Added you to the whitelist!

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    2. Re:Overblown by iamhassi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I submit that this sort of story is overblown.Yes, this is one out of hundreds of characteristics on a list. Just having one or even fifty from the list doesn't mean any individual has crossed the threshold of "suspicious". Everyone on /. should be familiar with this sort of thing from spam filters.

      Agreed - sort of. This is just one out of hundreds of characteristics, but the title is correct: Facebook Abstainers Could Be Labeled Suspicious.

      And it makes sense, why would someone not want to join a site where all your friends are? It's 2012 equivalent to a shut-in or recluse. People are naturally suspicious of someone that chooses not to join normal society.

      And it's going to get worse before it gets better, even if Facebook is replaced, there will be another website most people join. Facebook has been popular for what, 6, 7 years? There are teenagers today that don't remember life without Facebook, and as those teens become adults it's going to sound more perverse to hear someone say "I do not have a Facebook account"

      Even now, I know people who have been denied jobs, apartments and loans because they do not have a Facebook account, because Facebook is a great tool to contact everyone you "know" to check background and try and reach you if something happens i.e. steal and skip town, etc

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    3. Re:Overblown by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      y'know, I haven't seen the full form for that in a while. It looks like it turned out the solution was technical after all - everyone gets gmail, and problem solved apparently.

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    4. Re:Overblown by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      People are naturally suspicious of someone that chooses not to join normal society.

      Yeah, right. Normal society. Where does that exist?

      Of course it's extremely easy to say, the heck with it. I'm just going to adapt myself to the structures of power and authority and do the best I can within them. Sure, you can do that. But that's not acting like a decent person. You can walk down the street and be hungry. You see a kid eating an ice cream cone and you notice there's no cop around and you can take the ice cream cone from him because you're bigger and walk away. You can do that. Probably there are people who do. We call them "pathological." On the other hand, if they do it within existing social structures we call them "normal." But it's just as pathological. It's just the pathology of the general society.

      -- Noam Chomsky

    5. Re:Overblown by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

      And it makes sense, why would someone not want to join a site where all your friends are?

      Some of my friends have drug problems, some are gay, some are members of the armed forces, some vote left or right wing, so I should be joining them all? Seriously, "because lots of other people are doing it" has been used to excuse some obscene things in the past.

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    6. Re:Overblown by houghi · · Score: 1

      Just having one or even fifty from the list doesn't mean any individual has crossed the threshold of "suspicious".

      It is great that you either got back from a coma or you have invented time-travel and came from the past year 2000 to us.
      The year is 2012 and EVERYBODY is "suspicious".

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    7. Re:Overblown by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but the article is pulling stuff out of its ass that is not supported by the "study" it bases its report on.

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    8. Re:Overblown by Znork · · Score: 1

      If lack of facebook would start getting used for profiling you can be sure that people like Breivik would have a facebook account spouting exactly the same vapid, inane nothing that most 'active' facebookers do. Which is not a criticism against active facebookers, because they're saying exactly the appropriate thing in a public social situation where 'all your friends are', as the lowest common non-offensive denominator among any persons group of friends, relatives, aquaintances and coworkers is basically limited to cute pictures of cats and the like.

      Hopefully, when facebook gets replaced, it will be with distributed systems that might actually serve some useful social purpose beyond exchanges of kitten pics.

    9. Re:Overblown by icebraining · · Score: 1

      It's not solved, the costs are just less visible.

    10. Re:Overblown by Nutria · · Score: 1

      Normal society. Where does that exist?

      Do we really have to point you to a dictionary?

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    11. Re:Overblown by vlm · · Score: 1

      Normal society. Where does that exist?

      Do we really have to point you to a dictionary?

      GP is confused WRT "perpendicular society". Facebook and society are pretty orthogonal. Most FB users I know have about 5% "friends" in a parallel life stream (mostly family relatives, the closest of friends etc) and 95% "friends" who's life went radically, irrelevantly perpendicular to the users life, which is why they only consider socializing with those weirdos via a website. When I fooled around w/ facebook before deleting my account a couple years ago, most of the people I "friended" had an approximately zero inner/dot product of our live's paths.

      That's probably way too much linear algebra humor for /. on a sunday afternoon.

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    12. Re:Overblown by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Some of my friends have drug problems, some are gay, some are members of the armed forces, some vote left or right wing, so I should be joining them all?

      You've already identified yourself as weird: you have friends who aren't like you. This is not "normal".

      Seriously, "because lots of other people are doing it" has been used to excuse some obscene things in the past.

      And present. And future. Of course, said "things" do not become "obscene" until calling them that becomes "what everyone is doing".

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    13. Re:Overblown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then given Facebook's privacy policy why should someone want to join Facebook? Why should someone put photos up there for "friends" just so some school district or employer can use it against you even though it has nothing to do with school or work?

    14. Re:Overblown by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      No, but you *really* have to read it yourself first. Then either answer the fucking question, or don't.

      3. Psychology [..] b. free from any mental disorder; sane.

    15. Re:Overblown by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      All my friends? You mean all those people I deny because I have NO FUCKING CLUE WHO THEY ARE? I would also submit that putting every facet of your life on sites like FB hardly constitutes as normal an is instead an aberration of thousands of years of custom between individuals.

    16. Re:Overblown by Chris+Newton · · Score: 1

      And it makes sense, why would someone not want to join a site where all your friends are?

      I prefer to spend time together with my friends and family in real life. Some of them I see often, and we don't always talk about big news. For those I see less often, I enjoy catching up with when we can, and that gives us interesting things to talk about if we're going to be spending a few days together.

      I am well known among my social group as a Facebook skeptic and privacy advocate, but I just don't see how meaningful relationships can be maintained with a couple of impersonal "sentences" of text speak, the occasional cat photo, and dutifully typing "Happy birthday!" each time a little box pops up telling me to. If that makes me a recluse, what should we call someone whose primary social interactions come in 140 character sound-bites and who doesn't spend much social time with others away from their PC?

    17. Re:Overblown by stanlyb · · Score: 1

      In some countries, it is suspicious if you don't go on the beach naked....At the end of day, what do you intend to hide? Some weapon? Very, very suspicious...

    18. Re:Overblown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Honestly, this is pretty much the same thing as social drinking (or depending on your social circles, recreational drug use). Not drinking at a party or hanging out at a bar makes some people act strangely toward you, assuming that you are judging them negatively for drinking. Having been in this situation, I think some people suspect that I'm either religiously forbidden from drinking (and judging them for doing so!) or an AA member. They can't believe I would just not be interested in consuming alcohol, much the same way I'm not really interested in seafood or cherry ice cream.

      The ambient presence of Facebook makes this situation worse because there is no way to segregate it from other parts of your life. Unless someone goes to a party with me, they have no idea whether or not I drink, so I don't even have to deal with their perceptions of that choice most of the time. Everyone can tell if I have a Facebook account once they know my name. (And I'm sure once Facebook deploys facial searching, they will be able to tell with just a picture of me.)

    19. Re:Overblown by Johann+Lau · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, I didn't mean that at all. I was simply questioning the arrogance/delusion/insanity of someone implying they belong to "normal society".

      Especially when talking about mass murder. Yes, it takes a rather fucked up person to open fire on random people, much less children. But the fact that a (supposedly) "well-adjusted individual" can make a career out of the collateral death of orders of magnitudee more people, and most people don't even fucking blink, makes the notion of "normal society" kind of ridiculous. This kind of lunacy is a steady and ever-present killer... you can steal the life of people by leading them in circles or down dead ends no problem, that's a-okay. But when some psycho does that on a much smaller scale, we're kind of relieved because we have someone we can feel morally superior to. Which kind of makes me sick.

      In short: fuck mass murderers, but also fuck people :P

    20. Re:Overblown by Nutria · · Score: 0

      1. According to an established norm, rule, or principle;
              conformed to a type, standard, or regular form; performing
              the proper functions; not abnormal; regular; natural;
              analogical.

      From WordNet (r) 3.0 (2006) [wn]:
       
        normal
            adj 1: conforming with or constituting a norm or standard or
                  level or type or social norm; not abnormal; "serve wine
                  at normal room temperature"; "normal diplomatic
                  relations"; "normal working hours"; "normal word order";
                  "normal curiosity"; "the normal course of events" [ant:
                  {abnormal}, {unnatural}]
            2: in accordance with scientific laws [ant: {paranormal}]
            3: being approximately average or within certain limits in e.g.
              intelligence and development; "a perfectly normal child"; "of
              normal intelligence"; "the most normal person I've ever met"
              [ant: {abnormal}]
            4: forming a right angle
            n 1: something regarded as a normative example; "the convention
                of not naming the main character"; "violence is the rule
                not the exception"; "his formula for impressing visitors"
                [syn: {convention}, {normal}, {pattern}, {rule}, {formula}]

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    21. Re:Overblown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woosh

    22. Re:Overblown by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Everyone can tell if I have a Facebook account once they know my name.

      This is not true. Only people who also are on Facebook can tell. The rest of us are blissfully ignorant of your Facebook account, unless your name happens to pop up somewhere.

    23. Re:Overblown by Cederic · · Score: 3, Funny

      You've already identified yourself as weird: you have friends who aren't like you

      Or he could be a gay lieutenant that votes differently in each election.

    24. Re:Overblown by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Normal society? Facebook? If that is normal society then society is well and truly fucked.

    25. Re:Overblown by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2

      here's how to blow their minds.

      if anyone asks why you don't have an FB acct, tell them that you understand computers pretty well, are aware of security problems and that FB is just not secure enough to use. and don't say a word more than that.

      in essence, its true, but not the way they may think of it. and it makes them wonder.

      which is a good thing.

      (did I say 'security' instead of 'privacy'? oh dear! well, it is what it is.)

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    26. Re:Overblown by synthespian · · Score: 1

      And it makes sense, why would someone not want to join a site where all your friends are? It's 2012 equivalent to a shut-in or recluse. [wikipedia.org] People are naturally suspicious of someone that chooses not to join normal society.

      Are you saying people have lost the choice to live the life they want? If they don't care to partake in mass media hype, then they get to be labeled "bad"? That is so insanely fascist. What if FB goes bust? What if people get tired of posting photos, or tweeting. With the change in technology, posting photos will probably be as primitive as writing paper notes and taping them to the fridge. Maybe with the possibility of life-size holograms, only a mental case will wish to chat with hundred individuals on the coffee house holodeck. Maybe, in the near future, computer software will chat with your "hundreds of friends", and then filter back the data to you (the daily social network scoop). In this scenario, five people might be optimal. Hey, it occurred to me - maybe Linus Torvalds is a mass murderer! You think?

      It isn't really wise to assume anything will stay the same. Maybe the Coming Revolution, when they have all your health, social, financial and work data in unified government databanks will be the Give Me Back My Data Revolution. Who knows?

      I actually agree with you (that it will get worse), because I notice the the millenials" will actually go to a music concert and not watch itat all, except via their tiny cellphone screen, so they can look cool on Facebook, or tweeting they're in the concert. That is is simply a retarded way to act. Eventually, they will come to realize that life gets better once you stop faking it.

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    27. Re:Overblown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My company won't hire anyone with a personal, active, facebook account. We pay $120K/yr min to our employees and have an expectation they aren't idiots sharing stupid details of their lives.

      Having an active FB account shows a complete lack of understanding of the internet and data security.

      Our employees have better things to do with the time (work and non-work) than use FB.

      OTOH, I have plenty of time to post as AC here. Perhaps I should fire myself?

    28. Re:Overblown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes: "It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." --Krishnamurti

    29. Re:Overblown by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Funny

      If that makes me a recluse, what should we call someone whose primary social interactions come in 140 character sound-bites and who doesn't spend much social time with others away from their PC?

      A twit.

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    30. Re:Overblown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure but its not only joining the " site where all you friends are " but communicating with them over it. If I want to hang with the less than a handful of friends I got I see them in person. I would only have a few friend links. I know who and where my friends are, I dont need facebook for that. My friends do not give a fuck who I'm fucking when I go to sleep, what I did this afternoon and what sites I visited and "liked" the past week. I don't need facebook and I don't want it. I signed up under a different name to facebook to see how intrusive it is and oh boy it really is. Fuck you facebook and all the intel programs behind it, if you want a fucking dossier on me you fucking research that and you fucking maintain it.

    31. Re:Overblown by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Even now, I know people who have been denied jobs, apartments and loans because they do not have a Facebook account,

      Sounds to me like a great case for discrimination to me.

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    32. Re:Overblown by YukariHirai · · Score: 1

      And it makes sense, why would someone not want to join a site where all your friends are? It's 2012 equivalent to a shut-in or recluse. People are naturally suspicious of someone that chooses not to join normal society.

      You know another "site" where all my friends are? Gatherings of people at physical locations nearby to us. I have emails and phone numbers of the people I care about, and make appropriate use of them when I want to communicate. Just because I don't have a Facebook page doesn't mean I, or any of my non-Facebooking friends, are a recluse in all ways. Or even that many ways. Or more ways than one highly specific definition.

    33. Re:Overblown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anonymous Cowards have companies? Who knew?

    34. Re:Overblown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having an active FB account shows a complete lack of understanding of the internet and data security.

      Why does FB account = does not understand security? You CHOOSE what to tell facebook. I told facebook I'm a 19 yr old asian girl that rox sailor moon kosplay, do you really think I'm a 19 yr old asian girl in sailor moon kosplay?

      Only thing real on FB is a email address, everything else can be complete fantasy

    35. Re:Overblown by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      Even now, I know people who have been denied jobs, apartments and loans because they do not have a Facebook account,

      Sounds to me like a great case for discrimination to me.

      I don't think you understand what discrimination is...

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    36. Re:Overblown by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      *facepalm*

    37. Re:Overblown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is not a criticism against active facebookers

      Don't fake apologize for an accurate criticism.

    38. Re:Overblown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > In short: fuck mass murderers, but also fuck people :P
      Yes, and also kill them! :-)

    39. Re:Overblown by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      Nah, people are just lost.. who isn't, right? But at least fucking acknowledge it, that's a start and something to work with.

    40. Re:Overblown by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      And it makes sense, why would someone not want to join a site where all your friends are?

      You mean they don't use email, phones or have well, or you know, have a real physical presence that you can meet with at the local coffee shop?

      Seriously. Some of us don't need facebook to have friends.

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    41. Re:Overblown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i prefer twat

    42. Re:Overblown by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Even now, I know people who have been denied jobs, apartments and loans because they do not have a Facebook account...

      Seriously?

      Where? What kind of jobs?

      Loans? Geez, I've applied for loans and mortgages, when thinking of buying this house I liked very recently. They never asked about any online presence...was purely fiscal information, and I was instantly approved for a fairly substantial house loan...low interest rate, etc.

      I still think a credit score means more than having a FB account for loans....

      Can you give some examples of jobs, apartments, etc that people have been refused access to,due to no FB account?

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    43. Re:Overblown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I told facebook I'm a 19 yr old asian girl that rox sailor moon kosplay, do you really think I'm a 19 yr old asian girl in sailor moon kosplay?

      I don't think you're an Asian girl, no.

    44. Re:Overblown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see my friends IRL, not through a monitor. How is that antisocial/recluse behavior?

    45. Re:Overblown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Normal society? What the fuck is normal about society anymore? There are people running around town dressed up in animal costumes tryin to fuck each other and 14 year old girls with pajamas on at walmart letting their child keep screaming because they won't get off of...FACEBOOK. Suspicious? Just because I'm more interested in reading a book than continuously letting the internet know I made a peanut butter jelly sandwich? Get the fuck out of here you piece of NAZI SHIT.

    46. Re:Overblown by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      It's 2012 equivalent to a shut-in or recluse.

      I think it's more like the "loner" or "lone wolf" label which seems to have always been a pejorative label (unless it leads to you becoming a billionaire).

      If I were hiring I'd be more likely to think "+1 this guy has better things to do with his time".

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    47. Re:Overblown by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      Yeah.... my usual reaction to people who suggest I should be/act/think/feel more like the societal norm is to ask "Why would I want to?"

      LOL That usually ends the conversation.

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    48. Re:Overblown by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      And it makes sense, why would someone not want to join a site where all your friends are?

      Actually, maybe only a third of my friends are on Facebook, and most of them only use it to send people invitations.

    49. Re:Overblown by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      And you have also identified yourself as wierd by logging into a site for nerds. How can you be considered normal if you're in the top 2% of intellect? We nerds aren't normal. Normal is nothing to be proud of. Shaquile O'Niel is NOT normal. Babe Ruth was not normal. Albert Einstein was not normal. Neither Mitt Romney or Barrack Obama are normal. Hemmingway was not normal.

      What's so fucking great about normal? I'm proud to be weird!

    50. Re:Overblown by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understand what discrimination is...

      I understand it just fine. I just happen to live in a part of the world where using something like facebook to deny a person a job, or apartment, or loan because they don't have facebook is discrimination. I suppose, I should pity you, that you don't live in a part of the world where a persons personal privacy is more than sum value of it's parts.

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    51. Re:Overblown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you kill one person you are a murderer. If you kill ten people you are a monster. If you kill ten thousand you are a national hero."

    52. Re:Overblown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And it makes sense, why would someone not want to join a site where all your friends are? It's 2012 equivalent to a shut-in or recluse. [wikipedia.org] People are naturally suspicious of someone that chooses not to join normal society.

      That's idiotic. I enjoy a very full social life, and while I have a Facebook account, I haven't been on it in months. Imagine that.

  5. It's also evidence... by hawks5999 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That you are old.

    1. Re:It's also evidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Get off my timeline!

    2. Re:It's also evidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That you are old.

      And that your definition of old begins after 25 years of age.

    3. Re:It's also evidence... by EdIII · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or have principles which prevent you from engaging in such behavior.

      Valuing privacy and refusing to participate in information sharing with a company that will only use it in ways you don't approve of hardly makes you suspicious. If some people really do find that suspicious and can't understand the reasons... screw em. You will have as much success changing their minds as changing ultra-religious fanatics minds about their intolerance and bigotry.

      The real concern is if businesses or governments start using the lack of social networking presence as grounds for investigations or refusal to be employed.

    4. Re:It's also evidence... by Teun · · Score: 2

      Maybe older but certainly wiser.

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    5. Re:It's also evidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That you are old

      False. In fact, there are more grandparents on facebook than teenagers.

    6. Re:It's also evidence... by QuasiEvil · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or that you don't give a rat's ass about 99% of the stupid shit your "friends" post on FB. Most of those people who instantly tried to friend me were people from high school, many of whom were too cool to talk to my nerdy self back then. I didn't like them then, and they've been out of my life for 15 years. I couldn't care less that their baby did something today. Heck, my aunts, uncles, and grandparents use it all the time, so I don't think age is the delineating factor. It's more that I have way more things in my real life than I can keep up with, and I'd much rather be social over a pint at a pub or a MakerFaire or a reprap get-together than on some website with people that don't matter in my life anymore.

      I kept my account for about three months, mostly to see if I could find a couple old girlfriends and see what they were up to after my ex and I split. After that, I removed any content I could (I basically only ever uploaded one bland picture and some trivial details) and then told them to delete it. It was just adding to the noise side of the SNR in my life, so I just decided I was done with it. It does seem to be deactivated, but I suspect the Eagles were right on this one - you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

      Oh, and just for good measure...
      GET OFF MY LAWN, YA DAMN KIDS!

    7. Re:It's also evidence... by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Carrousel awaits you...

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    8. Re:It's also evidence... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      The Carrousel awaits you...

      Is that like the buffet at Old Country Buffet? Home of really really fat people and old coots like me? I'm there!

      As to my Facebook account, it is strictly to be politic at work. My friends and family send me snail and email.

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    9. Re:It's also evidence... by Alrescha · · Score: 1

      "That you are old."

      I prefer to see it as a sign of intelligence.

      A.

      "A touchstone to determine the actual worth of an "intellectual", find out how he feels about astrology." Robert Heinlein.

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    10. Re:It's also evidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or have principles which prevent you from engaging in such behavior.

      Valuing privacy and refusing to participate in information sharing with a company that will only use it in ways you don't approve of hardly makes you suspicious.

      While I agree with you, I am relatively certain those in power regard anyone who is not in power and values privacy to be a potential enemy who might be considering ways of destabilizing their power base, or at least a rabble rouser ...

      So, in other words, in their eyes, little people who value privacy are indeed suspicious.

    11. Re:It's also evidence... by konaya · · Score: 2

      The Carrousel awaits you...

      Is that like the buffet at Old Country Buffet? Home of really really fat people and old coots like me? I'm there!

      No, it's nothing as sinister as that. Have a read.

    12. Re:It's also evidence... by vlm · · Score: 1

      I kept my account for about three months, mostly to see if I could find a couple old girlfriends

      There's only two kinds of middle aged straight men, those who admit they looked up high school female classmates who wouldn't date them, found out they're "out" lesbians, slap the desk and say damnit I knew it all along, and the other kind of middle aged straight man, who in comparison lies and claims he didn't do the search.

      "I knew it! I knew it! That explains a whole hell of a lot!"

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    13. Re:It's also evidence... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > GET OFF MY LAWN, YA DAMN KIDS!

      You won't qualify to use that phrase for another thirty years.

      Now get off my lawn.

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    14. Re:It's also evidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That you are old." ...and wise.

    15. Re:It's also evidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://hackaday.com/2012/07/25/voting-is-open-for-the-red-bull-creation-contest-go-team-hackaday/#comments
      See the comments here about not wanting to use FB accounts. The age group is not I would call old there.

    16. Re:It's also evidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or that you don't give a rat's ass about 99% of the stupid shit your "friends" post on FB. Most of those people who instantly tried to friend me were people from high school, many of whom were too cool to talk to my nerdy self back then. I didn't like them then, and they've been out of my life for 15 years. I couldn't care less that their baby did something today. Heck, my aunts, uncles, and grandparents use it all the time, so I don't think age is the delineating factor. It's more that I have way more things in my real life than I can keep up with, and I'd much rather be social over a pint at a pub or a MakerFaire or a reprap get-together than on some website with people that don't matter in my life anymore.

      Exactly THIS!!

      When people recoil in horror at the news that I'm not on FB, I tell them that I've had the same Hotmail account since 1996, I've had the same Gmail account since 2004, I've had the same home phone and cell numbers since 2001, and I've had the same mailing address since 2001 as well. Anyone in my life, past or present, I seriously care to talk to has my contact info already.

    17. Re:It's also evidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of those people who instantly tried to friend me were people from high school, many of whom were too cool to talk to my nerdy self back then. I didn't like them then, and they've been out of my life for 15 years. I couldn't care less that their baby did something today.

      Sounds like they grew up and aren't living by what's "cool" any more. Too bad you haven't grown past your old butthurt to realize these people might be some actual friends. Some jocks turn pretty nerdy when they've left jock culture.

    18. Re:It's also evidence... by synthespian · · Score: 1

      The ex-classmates thing is the best thing about FB. All those women that got fat or somehow became fucking ugly (Jenny, you looked so fine when you were sweet sixteen), they got fat husbands. Now they all want to fuck you. But now you don't want to fuck them, because you're fucking better looking people - and you look better than their husbands. Or the ex-cool kids that are now the real life losers, when you now have a real career that pays way better. Ha! Just fuck-it-ty GLORIOUS!

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    19. Re:It's also evidence... by hawks5999 · · Score: 1

      I don't think the two are mutually exclusive. One tends to come from the other.

    20. Re:It's also evidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol I am old and know better than to link all my personal information online... only kids and morons do that.

    21. Re:It's also evidence... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      `Valuing privacy and refusing to participate in information sharing with a company that will only use it in ways you don't approve of hardly makes you suspicious.

      That's what all mass murderers say. Want to dig yourself in deeper?

    22. Re:It's also evidence... by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Or young. Although that doesn't always measure up either... none of my young kids have facebook accounts but I still suspect they are planning something.

    23. Re:It's also evidence... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Valuing privacy and refusing to participate in information sharing with a company that will only use it in ways you don't approve of hardly makes you suspicious.

      Does not conform to normal behavior due to strong ideological views. Check.

      If some people really do find that suspicious and can't understand the reasons... screw em.

      Ordinary people recognize him as having unusual behavior. Check
      Lashes out at ordinary people who watch American Idol. Check.

      You will have as much success changing their minds as changing ultra-religious fanatics minds about their intolerance and bigotry.

      Rejects religion. Check.

      The real concern is if businesses or governments start using the lack of social networking presence as grounds for investigations or refusal to be employed.

      Anti-business and laissez faire. Check.

      Seems like we have a potential terrorist here. At the very least it seems likely that you don't vote for the right sort of people, and who would want you as a neighbor? Let's pretend we're all back in high school and punish this fellow for his lack of conformity!

    24. Re:It's also evidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally agree. I am 55, and used to be an IT worker ... until my job was sent to India in 2005 and I was deemed by the industry to be to old to get an IT job. Now, all I have to look forward to is service industry type of jobs. I have worked with IT since the IBM XT came out. I am very much up with the technology and only use Linux. It's not that my age makes me a computer illiterate or incapable, it's that I do value my privacy and it's none of the government's business who my social friends are. I do use LinkedIn only for the professional use, not that my service industry career holds much promise, but just in case someone may want to hire an old cranky IT person. ;)

    25. Re:It's also evidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *clap clap clap clap*

      You pretty much summed up my opinion of that stupid site. If it wasn't for my girlfriend uploading photos of us doing stuff together, the rest of the world would likely think I was dead.

    26. Re:It's also evidence... by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

      You might say 'screw em' but they're saying 'screw you'. And THEY are bigger than you.

      I think I might just open up a Facebook account with my real name and no friends. I'm thinking just Name/Rank/Serial Number using a 3d Avatar. I'd never log in again, so any friend requests from people I know would be ignored automatically. 3d Avatars Fool Facebook's face only filter. I did this as an experiment once, but did not use my real name. The other option might be a celebrity photo, or a morphed face.

      The thing is, a morphed face would either not look like me, or possibly look too much like me. It would be a lie, and I don't want 'liar' stuck to my real name. A sufficiently famous celebrity, like Elvis Presley might be better, because nobody could seriously think I was Elvis Presley. Facebook may have filters against this though. A 3d avatar seems to be the best bet because it's non-human looking enough not to be duplicitous.

      I don't know if there's a report-fake-photo button that would get the account deleted if some dipshit pressed it, but then if I have no friends, then nobody is likely to see the picture so why would it be reported? A boring unused account with a 3D Avatar photo might live a long time unreported.

      The day will come when people can take a photo of you with their cellphone, and search for matching faces within X miles ( say 100 ), and get a short list of matching people including you if you've put your name and photo in the same place anywhere, or if someone has a photo of you and has labeled it. Keeping your name off things like Facebook might guard against this - people who know you might not have the option to label a pic of you if you aren't there at all.

      Sheesh, maybe I won't even give Facebook my name rank and serial number.

      That way, I will better positioned to get away with mass murder.

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    27. Re:It's also evidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, nice one. Great movie.

    28. Re:It's also evidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a FB and I'm linked to my friends, family, a couple current co-workers and old friends all the way back to Kindergarten. My FB is not publicly searchable any one who searches for my finds my 80 year old dad, FB has an incorrect birth date for me, wrong day, wrong month, wrong year. ( My family and close friends know this ) My name is spelled phonetically not correctly. I have about 250 total friends in 6 different filter categories.

      My likes are in the thousands because If I like Coke, I like Pepsi too, If I like Democrats, I like Republicans too. Any like which can be used to create a profile gets the exact opposite liked as well, its funny really because I had a friend asked me how I can like both Rachel Maddow and Bill O'Reilly. My explanation was, I work in media, they are both people who have succeed in media, I may not agree with both of them but their examples as media icons are noteworthy of collective praise. And I work in media so getting both sides of an issue is important, knowing what the other side is reporting can help improve your arguments and reports.

    29. Re:It's also evidence... by hazah · · Score: 1

      How common is this... really?

    30. Re:It's also evidence... by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

      I never had a GF in high school or even attempted to ask anyone to date. That puts me in neither of those two categories. I am still single now @ 32. Where the fuck are you finding all your GFs?

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    31. Re:It's also evidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just what i was thinking....lmao

  6. Sorry, but I consider Facebook suspicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They're a commercial enterprise making their money off profiting from the private data of others. I've had libertarians proclaim the company to be an example of the value of the free market, but I consider them an example of how a private company will manage to find something valuable about others and get money for it with a higher cost than you might realize.

    Now maybe you consider the service Facebook provides worth it, but I consider the cost of being on Facebook not worth any service.

    So...count me out of it. I could even be convinced to shut them down, though it would probably take some serious abuses before enough public support could trump the propaganda for it.

    1. Re:Sorry, but I consider Facebook suspicious by jones_supa · · Score: 2

      Now maybe you consider the service Facebook provides worth it, but I consider the cost of being on Facebook not worth any service.

      I have to admit that I value the service that Facebook provides more than I worry about the (very real) privacy concerns. It's just so ubiquitous and therefore so powerful for reaching people. Sigh...

    2. Re:Sorry, but I consider Facebook suspicious by morcego · · Score: 2

      You have real information on facebook ?

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    3. Re:Sorry, but I consider Facebook suspicious by thoughtlover · · Score: 1

      They're a commercial enterprise making their money off profiting from the private data of others. I've had libertarians proclaim the company to be an example of the value of the free market, but I consider them an example of how a private company will manage to find something valuable about others and get money for it with a higher cost than you might realize.

      So, I take it you don't have a /. account, either?

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    4. Re:Sorry, but I consider Facebook suspicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He or she did post as AC. So...

    5. Re:Sorry, but I consider Facebook suspicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us don't. I've been browsing /. regularily for 10 years without an account. I have no immediate plans to get one either.

    6. Re:Sorry, but I consider Facebook suspicious by flimflammer · · Score: 1

      Are you genuinely surprised or are you just being a smartass? I would dare imply that the broad majority of people put far too much real information on facebook. That's what the services is designed for and when you give that kind of service to regular joes/janes, why wouldn't they?

    7. Re:Sorry, but I consider Facebook suspicious by morcego · · Score: 1

      Of course I was being a smartass.

      As Woody Allen wrote: "They've had to install automatic toilets in public restrooms, because people can't be entrusted to flush a toilet."

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    8. Re:Sorry, but I consider Facebook suspicious by Ltap · · Score: 1

      I've had libertarians proclaim the company to be an example of the value of the free market

      They are an example of the free market. Just not the kind of example libertarians intend.

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    9. Re:Sorry, but I consider Facebook suspicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For me *not* being on facebook provides value. I'm very bad at judging character but fb is a great aid as an "acquaintance filter" since most people I know are on fb but I'm not they have to go through the trouble of sending an sms, e-mail or calling me to invite me to some gettogether and thus I know which people really appreciate my company and which people just want to have me as a "friend" to increase their social status in numbers. I much prefer quality to quantity when it comes to friends.

    10. Re:Sorry, but I consider Facebook suspicious by hebertrich · · Score: 1

      The equation : Your data makes em money , their data collection mechanism ( their facebook site ) it the tool they use to make that data collection.
      So .. what ui get to is this : we're not paid for our data , THEY make a killing . Well i propose a new pact .
      Im ready to " collaborate " at a fair price. They make money off our backs , where is our share ?
      Not the service . That's what they make money with . The site is not a service to us. It aint compensation for them providing a service.
      The service is their data collection mechanism. Where is our share of the money ?
      Facebook needs to pay us somehow. I say next time you got 5 minutes , send an email to facebook and claim a share for your data earns them big money.
      I dont do facebook . i got nothing in there , yet , im no monster murderer .. that they know of yet .. so might as well put me in the
      " highly suspicious " types . Im a rebel. Fair money return for our data or no data is how i see it.

  7. Summary is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Breivik most certainly did have a Facebook account. He networked with anti-immigration and anti-Islam groups on Facebook. His address list for his manifesto was compiled from Facebook profiles that he had friended.

    1. Re:Summary is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
  8. Yes, I am suspicious by Freddybear · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know who else never used Facebook? Hitler!

    1. Re:Yes, I am suspicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      And Jesus. Mind you he was caught by the Roman Thought Police and, boy, were they cross.

    2. Re:Yes, I am suspicious by fredan · · Score: 1

      not only that but he didn't use the internet either!

    3. Re:Yes, I am suspicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true. He was a big Farmville fan. But it was all lost thanks to those damn Allied hackers.

    4. Re:Yes, I am suspicious by badatnicknames · · Score: 0

      Godwin'd already?

    5. Re:Yes, I am suspicious by antdude · · Score: 1

      And many others! :P

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    6. Re:Yes, I am suspicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you surf the web anonymously, you surf with Hitler.

    7. Re:Yes, I am suspicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mike Godwin, on the other hand, appears to have used Facebook and LinkedIn.

    8. Re:Yes, I am suspicious by synthespian · · Score: 1

      In North Korea, dare to differ, and "Facebook" takes a whole other meaning!

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    9. Re:Yes, I am suspicious by Freddybear · · Score: 1

      Godwin is everywhere.

    10. Re:Yes, I am suspicious by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

      Hey, I'm joining the Facebook as Hitler. Great idea, eh? Speaking of killing two birds with one stone ...

    11. Re:Yes, I am suspicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard he and his father did try to get Facebook accounts, but the real name policy made that impossible.

    12. Re:Yes, I am suspicious by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

      You also who else never used Facebook? MY MOM

      Actually my mom is on FB. I just thought it would be funny to throw in a Regular Show joke :/

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    13. Re:Yes, I am suspicious by Flere+Imsaho · · Score: 1

      Romani Ite Domum

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    14. Re:Yes, I am suspicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh....I see what you did there.

  9. FB by pitchpipe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This line of thinking could sure help Facebook's stock value.

    Uhm ... no. The more that Facebook is seen as something that you need to do (institutionalization) instead of something you do because it is cool, the less cool it will be. In fact this line of thinking may even make it cool to 'rebel' against the establishment (Facebook). This is how these social networking sites die. The cool kids leave first, everyone else follows soon after.

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    1. Re:FB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The type of person who thinks FB is "cool" is not the type who rejects convention and The Establishment.

    2. Re:FB by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Funny

      On the other hand, LinkedIn's stock is way up from IPO, while Facebook's is quite a bit down, and pretty much nobody uses LinkedIn on purpose. So institutionalization isn't always bad.

    3. Re:FB by Blue+Stone · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Facebook®: Membership Guarantees Citizenship

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    4. Re:FB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disclaimer: I own FB.

      Even my cousins (who are considerably younger than me) aren't going to switch because of "the cool kids". Nevermind the folks my age, and my aunts and uncles, and my grandparents. This is how we keep in touch even though many of us have moved far from home.

      My kid (who isn't yet old enough to have an account) doesn't see it as something "cool", she sees it as a club she gets to join when she reaches a certain age.

      As for it being "how social networking sites die", please provide some citations. The most popular example is MySpace which at its best was about 10% of the size of Facebook and ONLY appealed to "the cool kids." What killed it? Facebook. Was Facebook "cooler"? No. It was cleaner and offered a better experience, where MySpace wasn't really doing much at all but resting on its laurels. The other dead social networking sites never really got off the ground in the first place. Trying to apply this blanket rule (which you haven't really established as a rule) to something with almost a billion users is a stretch.

      As for rebellion, all the rebels are already against Facebook. Plenty of them are on /. Despite all their arguments and campaigns, they come off to the average person as privacy kooks. I personally happen to agree with them on certain points, but Facebook is too useful to me to quit, and I think Facebook does a decent job of mitigating user complaints. (No, I don't think they are perfect and no I don't think they are on my side.)

      Predicting the death of Facebook at this point is simply silly. Facebook at this point could do nothing for quite some time and it would die eventually sure, but it has a lot of momentum right now. Only serious mismanagement is going to bring it down in the near term and the folks running it are pretty damn smart.

    5. Re:FB by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

      This line of thinking could sure help Facebook's stock value.

      Uhm ... no. The more that Facebook is seen as something that you need to do (institutionalization) instead of something you do because it is cool, the less cool it will be. In fact this line of thinking may even make it cool to 'rebel' against the establishment (Facebook). This is how these social networking sites die. The cool kids leave first, everyone else follows soon after.

      The cool kids have already left Facebook.

    6. Re:FB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you stupid? Linkedin is for jobs and networking, there is no need for it to be 'cool'. In fact, that works against the professional aura that it strives for.

    7. Re:FB by John+Hasler · · Score: 2

      > ...nobody uses LinkedIn on purpose.

      How does one use LinkedIn by accident?

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    8. Re:FB by vlm · · Score: 1

      Linkedin is for jobs and networking, there is no need for it to be 'cool'.

      Yeah, that's their problem. I am a linkedin "user" but I blocked all their spam and haven't logged in for years. Why would I? Going to be a struggle to monetize this "data".

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    9. Re:FB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MySpace failed because the cool kids left first? What a sad joke of a theory that is. Facebook was cool to the cool kids and everyone else because of exclusivity. The product mattered because of how it was sold.

    10. Re:FB by Cederic · · Score: 2

      Well, also because MySpace was populated with young teens that had the web design skills of.. well, young teens.

    11. Re:FB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My kid (who isn't yet old enough to have an account) doesn't see it as something "cool", she sees it as a club she gets to join when she reaches a certain age.

      Uh, isn't that what "cool" means?

      Was Facebook "cooler"? No. It was cleaner and offered a better experience, where MySpace wasn't really doing much at all but resting on its laurels. The other dead social networking sites never really got off the ground in the first place. Trying to apply this blanket rule (which you haven't really established as a rule) to something with almost a billion users is a stretch.

      Your history is off. The cleaner interface helped, but Facebook got its userbase by being a private club: first certain universities, growing to cover more, then adding other networks, then eventually eliminating the networks concept. It just had a well-managed growth, so by the time it was no longer exclusive, its network effects were too big for another social network to easily take over. Facebook was actually really useful as a college-only social network because it was possible to actually find people to friend back then. Now searching for someone without mutual friends more or less doesn't work.

      Overall, though, you are right. I don't see Facebook dying any time soon. It's just too big. I'm sure it will go away eventually, but not soon.

    12. Re:FB by Surt · · Score: 1

      Linkedin doesn't need to. They have a perfectly valid monetary model selling ads on employment searches, a market which they have successfully locked down. They won't ever make facebook money, but they don't need to in order to maintain a thriving business.

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    13. Re:FB by Surt · · Score: 2

      I've noticed that too. I wish I knew where they went so I could invest in the next bubble now.

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    14. Re:FB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My kid (who isn't yet old enough to have an account) doesn't see it as something "cool", she sees it as a club she gets to join when she reaches a certain age.

      I hate to break it to you dude, but if your kid likens it to a club she gets to join once she grows up, she's probably at least a little bit excited and think's it's cool.

    15. Re:FB by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      In my case, I finally gave in to all those nag emails from LinkedIn when someone would add me, and signed up for an account. Have never used it since except to accept contact requests.

    16. Re:FB by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

      I've noticed that too. I wish I knew where they went so I could invest in the next bubble now.

      I've been trying to figure that out myself for the very same reason.

    17. Re:FB by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Yup, and in some sense this is just another example of what is being discussed here. If you're the sort of person who doesn't join everybody's network, then you aren't a team player... :)

      So, nobody wants to be the first to use LinkedIn, but once a fair number jump on board everybody signs up to make sure their behavior is perceived as normal. People who lose their jobs usually take time to build things out more, which makes sense as a networking site.

      At work nobody goes to the meetings for the company PAC, but if word got out that our department head attended and 20% of the department was now attending, within a month just about everybody would be there. When your employer uses stack ranking and cuts 10% of the workforce every year you don't want to stand out...

    18. Re:FB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the PP means that no one uses LinkedIn to post anything controversial or that could prevent themselves from getting a decent job. With LinkedIn, the expectation is that its content would be seen by prospective employers and clients. Other Social Networking, not so much.

    19. Re:FB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Completely off topic, but blow me if that isn't the best idea for a logo I've seen in a long time.

      Thank you sir.

    20. Re:FB by akozakie · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, LinkedIn has had "institutionalization" in its definition from the start - it was supposed to be a place your (future) employer or colleague might visit. Cool kids get LinkedIn accounts when they grow old enough to understand that being cool is cool, but empty wallet is not. How much purely "social" traffic do you see there?

      FB on the other hand is all about "friends", "look at the krAAAzy sh.. I just did", statuses, etc. Made for cool kids, evolved to handle other things, like companies. If it's not cool, it loses it's original appeal.

      Apples to oranges, man.

    21. Re:FB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Were you planning on being fired or laid off in the near future?

    22. Re:FB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Young people from all over the globe are joining up to fight for the future.
      Soldier #1: I'm doing my part.
      Soldier #2: I'm doing my part.
      Soldier #3: I'm doing my part.
      Young kid dressed up as a soldier: I'm doing my part too.

  10. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it's a single data point. It says something about the person, but I don't think you can reach very far into a person's psyche based on that alone.

    1. Re:Well... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I don't have a Facebook account because I neither have the time nor the desire to put any degree of personal data on there. It simply does not interest me, and heaven knows I post enough on the intertubes.

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    2. Re:Well... by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      i have on because it is a site where all of my freinds are. i don't post much maybe like once a month but i us it as a chat account a lot it makes it easer to communicate with them. but they won't find much real personal data about me on there that they wouldn't be able to find by scouring the rest internet for information about me.

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    3. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have a Facebook account and I neither have the time nor the desire to put any degree of personal data on there.

      FTFY.

      You could also have a Facebook account and still neither have the time nor the desire to put any degree of personal data on there.

      I personally have an account with limited personal data. It knows my name, my college, my workplace, a list of people I've associated with, and a limited amount of things which I've posted and don't mind people knowing. And I really hope that I haven't tripped the content monitoring system because if they've read some of the chats I had with my girlfriend then they probably think I'm a pedophile. (Just kidding - I obviously don't have a girlfriend and I really am a pedophile.)

  11. What? by Murdoch5 · · Score: 2

    Hmm well Jeffrey Dahmer didn't have facebook, Charles Manson didn't have book :O OMG!!!!!! Hmmm but Jesus didn't have book either ....... Glad pesudo science still rules!

    1. Re:What? by Surt · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      JC is responsible for far more murders than the other two combined.

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    2. Re:What? by Murdoch5 · · Score: 0

      Jesus never killed anyone, you have to exist to have killed. Jesus is an imaginary being, nothing more then a tail or story. The Bible is just as real a book as Harry Potter.

    3. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regardless of whether Jesus existed, what matters is what people do because they believe that he did and that the stories about him (and the related stories) are true.

    4. Re:What? by Jade_Wayfarer · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, if only he could have outright said something like "Do not kill" and his friends in social networks could reliably quote him on that. Oh, wait...

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    5. Re:What? by Surt · · Score: 1

      HP is responsible for a handful of deaths too. But nothing like JC.

      And also,
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus

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    6. Re:What? by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

      AMEN!

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  12. Fear Me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So should I understand from TFA that I am a murderer waiting to happen?

    1. Re:Fear Me! by Cederic · · Score: 1

      waiting to happen

      Oh sure. We believe you.

  13. Heh. by blagooly · · Score: 1

    Insanity helps Facebook's stock value. Summaries should always have a punchline.

    1. Re:Heh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This line makes sense with the original summary. http://imgur.com/8gxyC

  14. Sorry by ericdano · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but I have no desire to have my personal information shared on FaceBook, nor do I care about the status updates of 'friends". I was on there, and deleted my account. I see no value in it. If people want to get ahold of me, they can text, email, IM me. If they want to know what I'm up to, they can ask or check out my website for info.

    If that labels me as "suspicious" so be it. I have no desire to see Fuckerberg make money from his hodge-podge system.

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    1. Re:Sorry by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      I see no value in it. If people want to get ahold of me, they can text, email, IM me. If they want to know what I'm up to, they can ask or check out my website for info.

      There's the problem. People might perceive the methods you suggest so clunky that they might not ultimately contact you at all.

    2. Re:Sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Emailing is "clunky"? It's freakin' easier than logging on to FB and using that!

    3. Re:Sorry by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Good, anyone who would make facebook a prerequisite for friendship doesn't sound like a very good friend. If calling/texting me on that fancy little phone in your pocket is too difficult then I am not interested in hearing from you.

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    4. Re:Sorry by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

      Excellent, I've got no shortage of people contacting me for incredibly tenuous "I saw you wrote this on the internet..." reasons, if having to go through the hell that is email puts them off then all the better. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Facebook is turning out to be an ideal solution to the Eternal September.

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  15. Found the next mass murderer on Facebook... by allanw · · Score: 4, Funny

    This guy has been circulating around the internet as the profile of the next mass murderer on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ld=2582718763

    1. Re:Found the next mass murderer on Facebook... by Nate+the+greatest · · Score: 1

      Except I'm only on Facebook just barely enough to have a page for my blog, so that doesn't count.

    2. Re:Found the next mass murderer on Facebook... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Screenshot for the FB abstainers?

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    3. Re:Found the next mass murderer on Facebook... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it Emmett Gulley?

    4. Re:Found the next mass murderer on Facebook... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      It leads to your own profile.

    5. Re:Found the next mass murderer on Facebook... by umghhh · · Score: 2

      I cannot even see if it is not me because as I have no account on FB.

    6. Re:Found the next mass murderer on Facebook... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Warning. The parent's link requires a subscription. I for one am not signing up for every two-bit website that comes along to follow a link.

    7. Re:Found the next mass murderer on Facebook... by slashrio · · Score: 1

      FB doesn't like anonymous visitors. If I try to visit your link, I get: "Problem loading page. Server not found."
      And that's about the only page that cannot be visited while using TOR...

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    8. Re:Found the next mass murderer on Facebook... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. YaH. I was a bit upset. How is that done and anyway I do not bother to friend many people anywhere especially on FB. I do not even know my password there. So it is a fine prank.

      Max

  16. Phew! I'm safe! by bhunachchicken · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've had a Facebook account for years. I've even made one for each of the little voices in my head, too :)

    1. Re:Phew! I'm safe! by hinchles · · Score: 1

      thats ok I guess this makes me a mass murderer with no friends :)

    2. Re:Phew! I'm safe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had a Facebook account for years. I've even made one for each of the little voices in my head, too :)

      Must be hell remembering all the passwords.

    3. Re:Phew! I'm safe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assume you all are friends on FB ?

  17. everyone i know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    everyone i know stopped using facebook 6 months ago, so everyone i know is a serial killer (like europe really has such a massive problem as the US has...)
    75% of the worlds serial killers are Born in the USA...

    1. Re:everyone i know by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 0

      pulled that statistic out of you ass didn't you. i need some citation b4 i can buy that one

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    2. Re:everyone i know by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

      Citation? I'm sure there are plenty of non-US serial killers who simply aren't labelled as such because many countries don't have the same macabre and freakish press that the US (and, yes, my home country of the UK) have. Plus, serial killer != mass murderer, very different things.

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  18. I don't speak German by Hentes · · Score: 1

    Does the article have some more evidence than those two unrelated cases?

    1. Re:I don't speak German by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      . . . not speaking German is the second sign that you are a mass murderer!

      "Your paperz puleaze!"

      Actually the first paragraph in the article mentions that some HR departments in the US want to peek at what you are up to on Facebook. Not having a Facebook account makes employers suspicious. A Hannover psychologist is quoted as saying that 70%-80% of HR folks look up on applicants in the Internet. Abstinence from social networking may imply that you are anti-social.

      That psychologist need to see a good psychiatrist for some therapy.

      Nothing new. Just something to fill the Sunday pages . . .

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    2. Re:I don't speak German by lightknight · · Score: 1

      And 100% of people who are me find HR looking people up for the things they do in their free time is extra, extra creepy. I'm trying to get a job from your company, not go on a date with you!

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    3. Re:I don't speak German by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Abstinence from social networking may imply that you are anti-social.

      Someone who doesn't know the difference between asocial and antisocial doesn't qualify for working in HR.

      But even more, you can be social but selective social, making up your own mind about people, and going the extra mile to keep in touch and be social without the crutch for people who can't behave socially without aid that Facebook really is.

      I'd wager that at least half of the world's most prominent men and women don't have a Facebook account.

    4. Re:I don't speak German by Ltap · · Score: 1

      Their behaviour isn't without precedent. It's similar to the "company town" mentality where companies would force workers to live in a locked-down town with limited access to alcohol, carefully limited access to media such as books and newspapers (this before the time of television), workers would be paid in company scrip, church attendance was compulsory, etc. It was incredibly effective at isolating the workers, pitting them against each other, and making them less reluctant to engage in labour disputes like going on strike, since that would lead to a quick eviction where them and their families would be left with a few possessions and pockets full of worthless company IOUs that could only be used at the company store. The same kind of thinking is observable in the widespread drug testing that began in the 90s. The idea is twofold. They must both have the "perfect worker" (one who is entirely socially normalized and one who doesn't engage in any behaviours, or have an positions or beliefs the company disapproves of, two things which are mutually contradictory in many cases) and they must also have the controllable worker, who is willing to live according to company diktat. It's similar to the common demonization of anti-authoritarianism by, of course, authorities. Constantly monitoring employees for non-approved behaviours, on or off the job, is par for the course if you accept the idea that the employer has de facto ownership of the employee.

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    5. Re:I don't speak German by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the first paragraph in the article mentions that some HR departments in the US want to peek at what you are up to on Facebook. Not having a Facebook account makes employers suspicious. A Hannover psychologist is quoted as saying that 70%-80% of HR folks look up on applicants in the Internet. Abstinence from social networking may imply that you are anti-social.

      Silly in the extreme.

      Sure, a true antisocial might not have a facebook page. But neither do a lot of other people. For me, it is just a waste of time - I don't have time to follow up anything on facebook. I have friends though - and interact by visiting them, going to a cafe with them, going to concerts . . . so I don't have time for facebook.

  19. Apples to Oranges to Grapes by Jahf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'll admit the MySpace to Facebook comparison was closer. However ... comparing Facebook to AdultFriendFinder? Either I don't hang out in the "right" Facebook groups or this is total bull. They are not even close to interchangeable in purpose, audience nor function.

    I suppose the reason I find the concept of this article sad is that we're moving to a place where instead of an expectation of privacy ... we now have an expectation of no privacy. I post photos, sure, and status updates and events. But I'm careful about the permissions on them and I don't post EVERYTHING nor will I. If that makes me suspect, well, I guess suspect me. But it -should- show I have a reasonable level of intelligence on what I keep private.

    While I do use Facebook, I have a number of friends, neighbors and co-workers who do not. And I don't consider them suspect. Why would I? I don't go "oh, my neighbor is always frequenting that gaming site but refuses to use Facebook, he must have something to hide".

    I also have a number of friends who either maintain multiple accounts (because they hate dealing with permissions) OR keep their account obscured so that you have to know that it is their account (different name, odd profile photo, different email account, etc). Purely because we ALL have people in our lives we don't want to know EVERYTHING. Is that the next step for being suspected?

    Glass walls. You don't want them. At least not until everyone in power can give up their judgements about peoples' personal lives.

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    1. Re:Apples to Oranges to Grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem is people who "think they are in power" or people with a lust for power, or power over others.

      The other problem is people who think they have no power, are afraid of power, dont wan't power because they don't want to have to face hurting others.

      Also judgements are bad... IDIC is the way to be... but that requires information and education and enlightenment.

      Were's the middle ground?

      How do you help people reach the higher ground?

  20. not having a Facebook account by l3v1 · · Score: 1

    "not having a Facebook account could be the first sign that you are a mass murderer."

    All I can say to that is: "SIlence! I kill you!" :P

    In all honesty, I don't want to be friends with anyone who live their lives on Facebook. I have a few friends who post photos there from time to time, I can live with that, but otherwise...

    It seems funny to think people - who saw the intended application, the target audience, the main purpose and the negative properties of facebook-like sites, and decided not to be an active part of it - so so consider such people murderers or something equally bad.

    Also, not being on facebook doesn't necessarily mean someone doesn't want to be out there, e.g. I know people who are on linkedin, but are not on facebook - so what does that mean? No, please, never mind answering that, I already have spent more time on this idiotic topic than I ever wanted to.

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    1. Re:not having a Facebook account by icebraining · · Score: 2

      Nobody is considering people without Facebook mass-murderers. They're considering it a statistical feature among many others.

    2. Re:not having a Facebook account by synthespian · · Score: 1

      What about if you prefer a nice glass of wine, a nice leather seat, a lamp, and a book by Kierkegaard (about how organized Christianity is the pits - yes, that would make one a terror suspect, wouldn't it?), instead of wasting time reading the shitload of opinions about *nothing* your ex-girlfriends, your ex-didn't-wanna-be-your-girfriend-then-but-wants-to-fuck-you-now-desperately and ex-college mates insist on posting on social networks?

      I barely have time to read books by the great minds... I care very little about reading the opinion of tens, dozens - or hundreds of people (FB "friends") - few of which have anything really substantial and interest to say or live a de facto interesting life (99.99999% of us really don't).

      That kind of statistics is so, so WRONG on so many levels, it's like saying the intelligence community if full of morons who don't understand the unbelievable number of confounding variables and the statistical selection bias involved. So much so, that I have a hard time believing that story posted is even true. IF it is, then it is appalling. It

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    3. Re:not having a Facebook account by icebraining · · Score: 1

      What about if you prefer a nice glass of wine, a nice leather seat, a lamp, and a book by Kierkegaard (about how organized Christianity is the pits - yes, that would make one a terror suspect, wouldn't it?), instead of wasting time reading the shitload of opinions about *nothing* your ex-girlfriends, your ex-didn't-wanna-be-your-girfriend-then-but-wants-to-fuck-you-now-desperately and ex-college mates insist on posting on social networks?

      Well, then either you'll be ruled out by other features, or in the worst case they'll have to waste time manually ruling you out. It's not like you get a target on your head and a plane ticket to Guantanamo.

      I barely have time to read books by the great minds... I care very little about reading the opinion of tens, dozens - or hundreds of people (FB "friends") - few of which have anything really substantial and interest to say or live a de facto interesting life (99.99999% of us really don't).

      Sure, I don't have a Facebook account either, but I'm perfectly aware than I'm increasingly an outlier.

      That kind of statistics is so, so WRONG on so many levels, it's like saying the intelligence community if full of morons who don't understand the unbelievable number of confounding variables and the statistical selection bias involved.

      I'm quite ignorant of statistics, but would it really have a great effect if they used something like a Bayes classifier with dozens of features?

    4. Re:not having a Facebook account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about if you prefer a nice glass of wine, a nice leather seat, a lamp, and a book by Kierkegaard....

      Thats means youre pretentious pompous and like using terms like "great minds" and, I assume, 'lesser minds".

  21. No Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was recently looking for an apartment, potential roommates were consistently requesting that I friend them on Facebook so they could get a sense of who I am. I guess the thinking is if you have at least a couple hundred people willing to friend you, your not likely to be a mass murderer. Not having Linkedin also proved to be conspicuous when searching for a job. Absence of a Social Media presence is indeed now conspicuous. I had been avoiding all of it, but felt compelled to join. I'm now on FB, Twitter, and Linkedin. I'll also likely soon join pinterest and instagram.

    1. Re:No Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had been avoiding all of it, but felt compelled to join

      Ye gods man, grow some balls and tell them all to fuck off..

      My current place of employ has a rather active FB 'community', or so I've been told, after a bit of pestering by the sheep involved, I thought, "what the hell?, let's see whet this lot are up to..' so uncloaked one of my 'troll' FB accounts and send a friend request to the chief pest, and, baise-moi, what a surprise, was promptly told 'no friendie' as
        a. the account wasn't in anything like my real name
        b. the icon/whatever wasn't a photo of me.
      Fuuuck, I thought, these people really have the FB/Zuckerberg broomhandle well and truly shoved up where the sun doth not shine..and super-glued in, to boot.

      Long story short, I've told them to fuck off, but hey, I *still* get the joyous pleasure (yay! whoop-de-fucking-do..) of hearing about all the wonderfully hilarious photos taken at parties etc. etc.they've all posted the previous evening the very next day at work (with the added bonus: I don't actually have to bloody look at the pictures)
      Now, the fucking logic of this one escapes me, they've posted (to them) funnies, obviously they've commented on FB about them, yet still feel the need to talk about it in meatspace at work the next day? (Including, yay, i replied to your comment on X, did you see it?)
      *Boggle*.

    2. Re:No Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahah you forgot the slivers! broomhandle with slivers.

  22. I don't "do facebook" for 1 VERY GOOD reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SECURITY: I've got so many incidents of malware OR exploits of one form or another there being propogated there, that it's not even funny (over roughly the entire time of its existence nearly)!

    Yes - I am talking literally to the tune of 200++ in that timeframe, & those are just the ones I managed to spot online reports about, AND, that are actually known!

    I saw the same crap go down with MySpace too, which is why I avoided that as well...

    (Thus, were I EVER to get "hassled" over it? I'd point those out & anyone sane would most likely agree with me on that much, since I value a computer that's "clean" & safe to myself, as well as others online OR otherwise!)

    * Additionally - I think it's a GIANT "waste-of-time": Far worse than say, spending time on technical forums like this one (one of the BEST there is on the planet as far as news aggregation in the sciences & most importantly to me, the art & science of computing).

    I've got enough "online presence" anyhow to mostly decent "acclaim" since 1995 onwards anyhow, so... there ya go!

    APK

    P.S.=> Lastly, I see MOST of my pals use it as a "pickup artist" tool to snag women... fine, but that comes with hassles too!

    As men, you know the kind in money, energy, emotional hassles, & other 'trauma' I don't have the time or energy anymore to deal with, or to be honest about it, the looks I used to have as a younger guy - "been there, done that" thousands of times... lol!

    (Sure, & yes, it can be + was pretty "fine & dandy" but that time's past for me since I am nearly 50 yrs. of age @ this time - too much of a "double-edged sword" for me on that account, but... to each his own)...

    .. apk

    1. Re:I don't "do facebook" for 1 VERY GOOD reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about!? You're the perfect example of a delusional psychopath who doesn't have a Facebook account. Your "online presence" irritates and frightens people and your "acclaim" is actually "scorn".

  23. No-one should put their true real-world there by ron_ivi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I thought most parents teach their kids "don't give your personal info to strangers".

    Remember, Zuckerberg's a stranger to your kids no matter how many free things (services) he offers them, just as much as some guy offering free candy from an unmarked van.

    1. Re:No-one should put their true real-world there by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That was 1990s online culture, where parents would caution kids not to use their real name or info online, that kind of thing. Today, the parents are using their real name online themselves, and are more likely to demanding legislation against anonymous postings because of "cyberbullying" than to encourage anonymity.

    2. Re:No-one should put their true real-world there by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      I also wonder what people 10 years ago would have thought about having a semi-public list of your friends online. "Way too personal, I would never disclose something like that..."

    3. Re:No-one should put their true real-world there by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      I also wonder what people 10 years ago would have thought about having a semi-public list of your friends online. "Way too personal, I would never disclose something like that..."

      Twenty years ago we considered it normal to put your address and phone number in your .sig.

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    4. Re:No-one should put their true real-world there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...some guy offering free candy from an unmarked van.

      If I offer him a blowjob, do I get the whole box?

    5. Re:No-one should put their true real-world there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the difference these days, we now have dipshit parents without enough IQ points to even play a game of soccer with, to understand how what they propose is a bad idea compared to their 1990's parent counterparts.

      In short: parents today are as thick as two short planks.

    6. Re:No-one should put their true real-world there by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      True, but that's before the unwashed masses got in, when the internet was a safe white-collar suburb comprised of universities, national labs, and large tech companies.

    7. Re:No-one should put their true real-world there by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      You sound shooty.

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  24. I guess I'm a mass murderer then... by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 1

    because I have a barebones Facebook account with almost nothing on it and I never use it. I think I created it some years ago so I could get tickets to a comedy club, or something. I do networking through LinkedIn and that's about it. I guess I'm a mass murderer.

    1. Re:I guess I'm a mass murderer then... by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      Well, with that user name, it's not very surprising.

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    2. Re:I guess I'm a mass murderer then... by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 1

      LOL. I'm sure you're not serious. Anyway for anyone curious, I got the idea for the moniker from the Neil Stephenson novel "Snow Crash"

    3. Re:I guess I'm a mass murderer then... by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      I'm not, and I did recognize it. But it was fun to say. :-)

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    4. Re:I guess I'm a mass murderer then... by Surt · · Score: 1

      No, you have a facebook account, ergo you are not a mass murderer. Go delete your profile and I'll start to worry.

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  25. Suspicious? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is suspicious here is the willingness of the writer to promote and sustain this conclusion. Worse, there is a tantalizing paucity of data regarding the 'normalcy' of Facebook use. We need to directly question these statements rather than post them and wait for more measured responses...or is this what passes for critical thinking in the internet age?

  26. wtfh? by abuelos84 · · Score: 1

    Wth?
    What if you don't use ANY "social media" crap and you actually SPEAK to your friends..?

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    1. Re:wtfh? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      What if you don't use ANY "social media" crap and you actually SPEAK to your friends..?

      Oh my god, a terrorist cell!

  27. This news makes me want to mass murder people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have not and will not ever have a facebook account.

  28. Rock by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

    Lisa: "By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away."

    1. Re:Rock by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Homer: “Hmm; how does it work?” Lisa: “It doesn’t work; it’s just a stupid rock!” Homer: “Uh-huh.” Lisa: “ but I don’t see any tigers around, do you?” Homer: “...Lisa, I want to buy your rock.” The question not answered by the article - or at least the shorter translation since I don't read German - is who exactly is making this assumption. Is it the German government? Or is, in fact, just this newspaper?

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    2. Re:Rock by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Damn you HTML formatting!

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    3. Re:Rock by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      They mention "some scientists".. I could make out exactly two names. It seems like yet another hack making an article out of "some people say X" BS... one could say anything about anything that way.

  29. LinkedIn by Z00L00K · · Score: 5, Funny

    And I don't use FB, only LinkedIn - what does that make me? Potential murderer for hire?

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    1. Re:LinkedIn by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      I underuse them both (FB LI) - going on once every 2 years or so, it seems.

      Does that mean I'm mostly psychopathic and only really "safe for society" when I'm out of work and have time for social internet sites?

    2. Re:LinkedIn by morcego · · Score: 5, Funny

      Negative. I tried hiring some murderers through LinkedIn, and didn't get any applicants ... I'm pretty sure Craigslist will have a much better return ...

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    3. Re:LinkedIn by Smallpond · · Score: 1

      No. People on LinkedIn are generally not serialkillers. Just sociopaths.

      Most of the CEOs I know are on LinkedIn.

    4. Re:LinkedIn by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Aren't most serial killers sociopaths? Last time I checked killing people unscrupulously kinda fits the sociopath description...

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    5. Re:LinkedIn by slashrio · · Score: 1

      "StegaMail is fun, easy privacy for ordinary people, not undetectable unbreakable steganographic cryptography for terrorists and criminals."

      And therefore pretty useless.
      A 56 bit key, and then even only a secret one if you pay for it???

      --
      "Trump!!", the new Godwin.
    6. Re:LinkedIn by EdIII · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm pretty sure Craigslist will have a much better return ...

      Ohhh.. you'll get applicants all right. Not what you are looking for though.

      Try it. If you sell an "antique writing desk with hutch" it will get instantly translated into, "I'm desperate for vagina. Call or email me at all hours of the fucking night if you have vagina to sell me".

      Craigslist should just renamed to questionablehookuplists.com

    7. Re:LinkedIn by morcego · · Score: 1

      Now, here is the question: should that be consider better or worse than LinkedIn ? I'm still not clear ...

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      morcego
    8. Re:LinkedIn by webnut77 · · Score: 1

      No. People on LinkedIn are generally not serialkillers. Just sociopaths.

      I'm a cereal killer. I drown them in milk. Does this count?

    9. Re:LinkedIn by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      How much does it cost you to break a 56 bit key? 5 cents worth of computer time? Probably a lot more, but even if it's only 5 cents, that's about a million times more than it costs Google (and every other indexing agent out there) to read, store and catalog your data.

      If you need "real" privacy, there's plenty of apps for that. If you need them for free, your choices become more limited.

    10. Re:LinkedIn by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      It would depend entirely on your perspective.

    11. Re:LinkedIn by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure gnupg is still free.

      --
      Not a sentence!
    12. Re:LinkedIn by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      The whole idea of steganography is that you don't know there's anything there in the first place.

      The encryption just makes it more difficult to notice it's there - even a crappy 16 bit key would do that.

      If you're really concerned, encrypt the data yourself prior to hiding it.

      --
      For large sets, this will be our guide even unto death, for the LORD will work for each type of data it is applied to...
    13. Re:LinkedIn by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2

      I'm a cereal killer. I drown them in milk. Does this count?

      not unless you have a valid raison.

      --

      --
      "It is now safe to switch off your computer."
    14. Re:LinkedIn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to go to Usenet. alt.mercenaries.

    15. Re:LinkedIn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damm right nobody in their right mind would either ask for or answer anything like that. If I put up an ad need someone to take some trash out for me, pay $$$ chances are more than likely the police will reply. If you get a genuine reply you are going to get a sorry ass bum who is just as dumb as you, see you in jail because that cokehead is going to rat you out first thing after he gets busted. That's a reduced sentenced for him right there and you will do longer time than him and maybe even the needle for you too... Craigslist and the like are not the places to take this too, there are other networks for that... not the internet.

    16. Re:LinkedIn by Truekaiser · · Score: 1

      there is a difference between a sociopathic murder, and just a plain sociopath.
      the latter is just someone who lacks the ability to empathize with other humans.

    17. Re:LinkedIn by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it is, and that is one of dozens of valid choices for encryption.

    18. Re:LinkedIn by Surt · · Score: 1

      It would have been funnier with an i instead of an o.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    19. Re:LinkedIn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      questionablehookuplists.com

      Dammit, your link isn't working.

    20. Re:LinkedIn by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      yeah, no kidding. damned slash for not allowing even just 1edit after posting. after *how* many years, and they still don't allow it?

      --

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      "It is now safe to switch off your computer."
    21. Re:LinkedIn by Surt · · Score: 2

      +1.
      They could at least let you edit until you have a reply. That way you couldn't muck with a thread to make it look different than it happened.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    22. Re:LinkedIn by YukariHirai · · Score: 1

      Or even allow edits, but show a history of what the post used to look like so it's clear whether edits are being used to "change history" or just correct a spelling fuckup.

    23. Re:LinkedIn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looking for "Work"

    24. Re:LinkedIn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A person I wouldn't hire for a company that wants any form of social structure going.

    25. Re:LinkedIn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. And you post on Slashdot -- that makes you a disgruntled techno-savvy person. Very dangerous for the society.

    26. Re:LinkedIn by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, me too. There's nothing I would be able to put on a Facebook account that I wouldn't want a prospective boss reading which makes Facebook BORING, and USELESS for anything but what Linked In already does. If I want to be myself, I won't put my real name on it or my real photo.

      --
      ...
    27. Re:LinkedIn by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      How much does it cost you to break a 56 bit key? 5 cents worth of computer time?

      Considering that when I change someone's mainframe password here and afterward am notified that I used seventeen cents worth of CPU Time at $2500 and hour, I think it would be a little more than that.

    28. Re:LinkedIn by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it is (more than 5c to break a 56 bit key), and a whole hell of a lot more to develop the algorithm to do the breaking. It will get cheaper in the future, but $0.05 is likely still decades away.

    29. Re:LinkedIn by Thundaaa+Struk · · Score: 1

      The only online presence I have is with Domino's pizza....the order tacker is my friend.

    30. Re:LinkedIn by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Is there really so much of a difference between killing someone and ruining his life entirely?

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    31. Re:LinkedIn by slashrio · · Score: 1

      you don't know there's anything there

      Suppose you're with the NSA and suddenly you see only pictures going to an from a specific email account and you don't suspect it's steganography? Man, you could even automate the process of finding steganography! Then you put the person on a watch list for `possible terrorism, child porn, "or any other behaviour deemed suspicious by the President of the United States of any agency thereof".

      --
      "Trump!!", the new Godwin.
    32. Re:LinkedIn by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      That's exactly why you don't do that. There's more to it than just putting data in an unexpected carrier. You need to make the carrier seem natural.

      --
      For large sets, this will be our guide even unto death, for the LORD will work for each type of data it is applied to...
    33. Re:LinkedIn by slashrio · · Score: 1

      Agreed. But what common stegamail user is going to do that?

      --
      "Trump!!", the new Godwin.
    34. Re:LinkedIn by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      The ones who don't get caught?

      --
      For large sets, this will be our guide even unto death, for the LORD will work for each type of data it is applied to...
  30. No social media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't have a myface, spacebook, twatter or giggle+ and i haven't killed anybody...yet.

    I don't see the point of being on any social networking sites if i don't have a social life (sociopathy is entirely different to psychopathy by the way)

  31. In the U.S. it's the first sign you're a spook by michaelmalak · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Many of my real-life friends have no Facebook presence because they have cleared software jobs and have been instructed to not have social profiles or blogs in order to maintain their clearance.

    Just another clue that Holmes was a CIA asset.

    1. Re:In the U.S. it's the first sign you're a spook by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2

      Shit, can you move under all that tinfoil?

      --
      "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
    2. Re:In the U.S. it's the first sign you're a spook by omfgnosis · · Score: 1

      Woosh!

    3. Re:In the U.S. it's the first sign you're a spook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno. I know a lot of people at work with clearances that are on facebook and what have you. I guess it might be the difference between secret and top secret.

    4. Re:In the U.S. it's the first sign you're a spook by slashmojo · · Score: 1

      Just another clue that Holmes was a CIA asset.

      Katie Holmes?? I knew there was more to that whole marriage deal with Tom Cruise - she was a CIA mole tasked with infiltrating Scientology.. that explains so much!

    5. Re:In the U.S. it's the first sign you're a spook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chill brosky the Fascist pigs have been pulling this shit for a long time, that tinfoil is the only source of protection we got.

      On a serious note those who are informed and educated while unwilling to put themselves on the line because of the mass media control going on and the desire to make a lively hood have all been making comments not much disimilair from 91262's.

      The shit stinks of crap it is very likely to have relation to crap.

    6. Re:In the U.S. it's the first sign you're a spook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The method of clearing people is flawed in this regard. I understand that some people think there is a difference between publishing information about themselves and information about their work, but they are sadly mistaken. People with social networking profiles and clearances are (at best) doing as little as legally possible to follow their agreements, and should not be given any clearance whatsoever.

    7. Re:In the U.S. it's the first sign you're a spook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's for good reason. Religious zealots can come after you if you post something that goes against their fundamental beliefs. Also, blackmail.

    8. Re:In the U.S. it's the first sign you're a spook by LS · · Score: 1

      Reflexively label anyone with a theory that attacks "sacred" institutions? You are either a mindless robot or a shill yourself. As if the CIA doesn't have an endless list of indiscretions to their name. If you are going to call out the tinfoil mad hatters, go after the people that said the moon mission was faked and that george bush is a lizard, and not people that point out the right criminals for perhaps the wrong reasons.

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      There is a fine line between being a cultivated citizen and being someone else's crop. - A. J. Patrick Liszkie
  32. No no, you have it all wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's really called Freedombook!

    1. Re:No no, you have it all wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes... Freedom for them to do whatever they would like with our personal information...

    2. Re:No no, you have it all wrong! by lightknight · · Score: 1

      98% of which cannot be verified. So, like many, many people on Facebook, feel free to invent yourself a new life.

      It's okay, because they'll cross-reference the information you give them with the information on Facebook. Like plugging a UPS into itself.

      --
      I am John Hurt.
  33. And thus it begins... by dryriver · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So using megadoses of peer-pressure to get everyone on Facebook isn't enough anymore... Now not being on Facebook is actually considered to be a serious clue that there is something seriously wrong with you? What a load of bullshit. What a load of bullshit. What a load of bullshit. ------ Many ordinary people who are smart about privacy do not put their lives on Facebook for a very good reason: Zuckerbook exists purely to make money, and cannot be TRUSTED with the details of your life, however mundane they may be. 3 cheers for everyone who abstains from Facebook for privacy reasons. Hip-Hip-Hooray. Hip-Hip-Hooray. Hip-Hip-Hooray. ------- End of message -----------

    --
    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Elon Musk put an AI chip in its head.
  34. Sociopathy by stevegee58 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I get funny looks all the time when I say I know all about FacePlace and consciously refuse to join.
    My sister worked on me for months (we're both "old") to join before I finally got testy and told her under no circumstances would I join. I think she thought I just didn't understand it and just needed to be shown how wonderful it was. She was genuinely hurt by my reaction.
    It's like belonging to a religion in many ways. True believers have trouble understanding how others don't share their beliefs; clearly they just need the right explanation to bring them around.

    1. Re:Sociopathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True believers have trouble understanding how others don't share their beliefs; clearly they just need the right explanation to bring them around.

      I don't think that's quite right. Believers -- not just True Believers -- have found something cool, and want to share it. This is how good Linux evangelism works, or you advocating your favorite artist, etc. "I use X, because it's awesome for me, you should try it and see if it's awesome for you."

      That's okay. That's the whole "Good News" thing.

      The problem is that people who look to others to validate their own (poor) choices, thinking that if "everyone" does it, it must be okay. It's close to that of a believer, but from the other direction. "I was peer-pressured into Y. I'm not sure that Y is a good idea, but I don't want to think about it very hard. I will try to peer-pressure everyone I know into Y, and thus validate my own poor decision to cave into peer pressure."

      Facebook advocates staunchly refuse to acknowledge any potential downsides of Facebook. Many of the more pushy/vocal advocates see a refusal to "get on Facebook" as criticism and a de-facto rejection of their offer of friendship, so they naturally take offense.

      Worse, they might try to "help you" by posting personal information _about_ you to Facebook, rendering your refusal to do so yourself moot. I regard this as a passive-aggressive form of peer pressure -- now that your information is out there *anyway*, you can no longer have an objection to creating a facebook account, and validating their choices....

    2. Re:Sociopathy by stevegee58 · · Score: 1

      Worse, they might try to "help you" by posting personal information _about_ you to Facebook, rendering your refusal to do so yourself moot. I regard this as a passive-aggressive form of peer pressure -- now that your information is out there *anyway*, you can no longer have an objection to creating a facebook account, and validating their choices....

      Sis did that. She had been methodically scanning *all* our parents' photo albums and posting them on FB, and tagging them. (My kids told me about that.)

    3. Re:Sociopathy by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      It's like belonging to a religion in many ways. True believers have trouble understanding how others don't share their beliefs;

      I don't think that problem is peculiar to religion. It seems to pertain to most strongly-held views, especially politics.

    4. Re:Sociopathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone caught doing that would automatically get a knock on the door by the cops, as well as a bill from a reputation cleanup agency to remove all those references on the web.

      If they don't pay the bill, the matter goes to court.

    5. Re:Sociopathy by stevegee58 · · Score: 1

      It's like belonging to a religion in many ways. True believers have trouble understanding how others don't share their beliefs;

      I don't think that problem is peculiar to religion. It seems to pertain to most strongly-held views, especially politics.

      Religion, politics, whatever.

    6. Re:Sociopathy by ToddInSF · · Score: 2

      Get a lawyer, and sue her.

    7. Re:Sociopathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have a Facebook account, never have, never will. I thought I had understood all the benefits of not having an account until last week when my 87-year-old mother asked me, "What's this Facebook thing and how do I use it?" I honestly replied "I don't know, I don't use it. Perhaps you could ask my sister, I think she has an account." I was thinking "Yes!!!" and doing an imaginary fist pump inside my head...

  35. Fuck you by Osgeld · · Score: 1

    Just like the car commercial I go out and do things, with real people, not sit at my table cyber stalking 682 people at the same time watching dumb shit puppy videos. I also am not a 20 something living at my parents house and actually have work and responsibilities.

    So tagesspiegel.de, fuck you, I have a life

    1. Re:Fuck you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like the car commercial I go out and do things, with real people, not sit at my table cyber stalking 682 people at the same time watching dumb shit puppy videos.

      Citing a TV commercial doesn't strengthen your case here.

    2. Re:Fuck you by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      at the same time watching dumb shit puppy videos.

      See, that's your problem. Try kitten videos instead. ~

    3. Re:Fuck you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I liked that commercial.

  36. Today's dilbert is right on topic by caffiend666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Today's Dilbert is right on topic: SHHHH! It hears you. .

    I don't like being packaged and sold as a commodity.

    --
    Here's to losing my Karma Bonus again....
    1. Re:Today's dilbert is right on topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Aren't smart enough to use Fast? http://www.dilbert.com/fast/2012-07-29/ for those who are smart enough.

  37. tagesspiegel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tagesspiegel? is that german for "retarded"?

    1. Re:tagesspiegel by Teun · · Score: 1
      Der Tagesspiegel: The day's mirror.

      These guys need some reflection.

      --
      "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
    2. Re:tagesspiegel by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

      Der Tagesspiegel: The day's mirror.

      These guys need some reflection.

      er, perhaps a more correct translation would be "The Daily Mirror" ie "tabloid press".

      For Americans who don't do The Dead Tree Thing think "Fox News".

      --
      Visit CryptoGnome in his home.
  38. Lack of a social network profile antisocial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I think lacking any kind of social networking profiles probably could be part of an antisocial disorder diagnosis. I don't see why Myspace would be any worse than Facebook as long as you have active friends. Adultfriendfinder however probably does not count as social networking unless they have nonsexual forums and chat rooms. I would argue being active on Slashdot or Reddit discussions is social behavior. Not having any social network in real life or online is antisocial and a warning sign as antisocial tendencies have a strong correlation other issues.

    1. Re:Lack of a social network profile antisocial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Antisocial activity is negative social activity. Antisocial people lie, cheat, steal, and are often very popular. Another word that means the same thing as antisocial is sociopath.

      You are talking about asocial people. Like people with severe anxiety disorders. Not the same thing at all.

    2. Re:Lack of a social network profile antisocial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the fact this got voted up shows just how fucked up the world really is..

  39. i submitted this a week ago, was upvoted, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I submitted a very similar story a week ago:

    http://slashdot.org/submission/2173921/social-networking-the-dark-knight-massacre-and-the-missing-facebook

    It was voted up to the highest entry in the queue for that hour, but then it was mysteriously deleted while lower voted articles made it to the front page. The direct link to my submission remains above, but it was simply gone from the queue, and everything submitted before and after it remained. If it had been down-voted, that's one thing, but it was up-voted and someone appears to have "made it disappear".

  40. Security service inspired story ? by Alain+Williams · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know that the story CIA's 'Facebook' Program Dramatically Cut Agency's Costs was in the onion, but I would be surprised if the CIA did not tap into Facebook's data. Those of us who do not have a Facebook account must be a pain ... how to encourage us to tell the CIA^h^h^h Facebook all that they need to know .... how about make them feel worried that they might fall under increased suspicion ? Well: it will work with a few people, so a cheap and effective way of gathering information about more people.

    1. Re:Security service inspired story ? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      It is extremely unlikely that the CIA needs or wants to know anything at all about you.

      --
      Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
    2. Re:Security service inspired story ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I would be surprised if the CIA did not tap into Facebook's data"

      You haven't noticed that Facebook comes from the kind of university where people have deep ties to the establishment? That it rocketed to sudden success, in much the same way that "security" companies rocket to success after agreeing to install backdoors into their encryption? That it came at a time when the web was exploding with free thought through blogs, video blogs, podcasts, etc., in a decentralised network that was hard to track? That it essentially undoes all that, providing a central, monitorable interface to examine who everyone else, what interests they have, who they talk to, etc.? That the owner of Facebook -- the one person who might have been able to credibly turn against it and expose the true origins of its funding and success -- has now been discredited as a greedy chump through a high-profile holywood movie? That the US military have invested in ways to sway public opinion on sites like facebook, by having dozens of fake accounts per soldier, all spewing propaganda?

      I wouldn't be suprised if facebook WAS the CIA.

  41. 6 billion mass murderers on the planet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to Wikipedia, facebook is just shy of 1 billion users.
    Furthermore, Wiki claims that the US census bureau estimates the world population at 7 point something billion. So, statistically speaking, 6 in seven people you meet are mass murderer.

    Can we now put this non-story to rest?

  42. niiiice by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    Ah, so any mass murderer needs to get himself a FB account immediately, just to stay clear of such stupid generalisations.

    1. Re:niiiice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possibly. If being alone previously, after interacting with other people a person's murderous thoughts might lessen. But a Slashdot account might work too. And then again, not all people start to create evil plans when in solitude for a long time.

    2. Re:niiiice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If being alone previously, after interacting with other people a person's murderous thoughts might lessen.

      And it might have the exact opposite effect. After all, we're talking about people on Facebook!

  43. No fb account? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always knew my grandpa was a mass killer...

  44. Have you been to Facebook lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My mom is on Facebook, although I am not. I saw a story a few years ago about how this sudden increase in older people was hurting Facebook's cool factor and driving some of the younger people away.

    1. Re:Have you been to Facebook lately? by vlm · · Score: 2

      My mom is on Facebook, although I am not. I saw a story a few years ago about how this sudden increase in older people was hurting Facebook's cool factor and driving some of the younger people away.

      Any /.ers with a kid / parent also /.ers? Why can't we have interesting ask /.s like that? Tech seems to run in families, or so claims this 4th generation engineer / 3rd generation ham radio operator...

      --
      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    2. Re:Have you been to Facebook lately? by stanlyb · · Score: 1

      That's a good point, i will encourage my parents to open a Facebook account.

    3. Re:Have you been to Facebook lately? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      My oldest son is only 8. Still a little young to hang out on Slashdot. The way he's headed, though, he'll fit right in here. (I mean that it in a good way.)

      --
      My sci-fi novel, Ghost Thief, is now available from Amazon.com.
  45. Social Networks: Pathetic by DERoss · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I consider my self a pioneer in the use of computers but also modern. My experience covers the range from plug boards and punched cards to client-server networks and remote operation of PCs.

    I do not participate in any social network. I have little interest in "friending" someone I never met face-to-face. I do not tweet. Now retired, I have no real use for LinkedIn. See my http://www.rossde.com/internet/surf.html#missing.

  46. If that's what it takes by Teun · · Score: 1

    If that's what it takes to be(come) suspicious in the eyes of the 3- and 4-letter departments I'll be proudly remain suspicious!

    --
    "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
  47. Yet another non-story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for the utter bullshit, slashfags.

  48. Most mass murderers are murderers and ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... most people making generalizations are likely making idiotic claims. Perhaps most mass murderers don't use fabric softener.

    1. Re:Most mass murderers are murderers and ... by Teresita · · Score: 1

      FB must be pretty desperate to up the value of their stocks, paying some German rag to say if you don't get FB you might be a mass murderer.

  49. I don't even have a slashdot account. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I started reading slashdot around summer of 1998, yet never bothered to sign up for an account. In fact, I hate signing up for things. I like keeping my life uncluttered. Makes it easier to focus on planning for my next killing spree.

  50. facebook is a great tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't serial killers use facebook to find who they wanna kill?
    sorry but this is idiotic, i think you can ask any FBI agent and they will tell you that facebook is the number one location for serial killers to meet the people they wanna kill...

    1. Re:facebook is a great tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Serial killer != mass killer

      There are huge differences between the two.

      A serial killer targets individuals when they're alone and can be safely kidnapped or killed without the serial killer being caught. The victims are killed one by one over a large period of time. A mass killer targets large crowds and probably doesn't expect to avoid being caught. The victims are all killed in one glorious massacre and when the killer is caught or killed it's game over.

  51. My 95 year-old grandmother must be a terrorist by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    She's never had a computer in her life, and still has a rotary phone, and still grows her own chickens and vegetables, and has never had a credit card.

    She must be a terrorist.

    1. Re:My 95 year-old grandmother must be a terrorist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She's never had a computer in her life, and still has a rotary phone, and still grows her own chickens and vegetables, and has never had a credit card.

      So she's waging a brutal campaign of oppression against Dell, AT&T, Tyson, Green Giant, and Capital One?

      Holy shit, get that woman to Gitmo, now.

    2. Re:My 95 year-old grandmother must be a terrorist by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      She must be a terrorist.

      Perhaps we should single her out for special attention at the Airport. Nevermind that middle eastern gentlemen with the robes and the turban, he can just go right on through, but look out grandma, were coming for you!

  52. Logical Fallacy by Zamphatta · · Score: 1

    So because I refuse to submit to Facebook's non-friendly terms of agreement, I'll now be suspected of being a terrorist or something? Sounds like the same logic used to prove global warming is caused by the falling population of pirates.

    1. Re:Logical Fallacy by c0lo · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the same logic used to prove global warming is caused by the falling population of pirates.

      Such a compelling chart ... and you still don't believe it?

      --
      Questions raise, answers kill. Raise questions to stay alive.
    2. Re:Logical Fallacy by Zamphatta · · Score: 1

      LOL maybe I should check it out again.

  53. activists on Facebook? since when! by jetcityorange · · Score: 1

    >> While it is already established that sites like Facebook and google+ are no good for political activists Are you freakin' kidding me? #Occupy wouldn't be the same without Facebook. Now Google+, that's another story. I mean who wants to occupy a ghost town?

  54. Sex offender??? by stanlyb · · Score: 1

    Like, not having sex with blonde and attractive girls could mean you are a child molestor? Or sex criminal? Or, noooo, god no, same sex disliker???

  55. Not being on Looserbook a bad thing? by Grayhand · · Score: 1

    This is just more of this Reality TV society we live in. Unless you are spending all your free time being popular something is wrong with you. Here's a reality check, Facebook was started by a couple of unpopular nerds. How's that for irony!

    1. Re:Not being on Looserbook a bad thing? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Ya, fuckin' Loserbook! Those guys are losers! I hate them. GOD DAMMM I HATE THEM!

      GRRRRRRR...

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      (-1: Post disagrees with my already-settled worldview) is not a valid mod option.
    2. Re:Not being on Looserbook a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you considered a lifetime membership in the NRA? They're always looking for new blood as it were.

  56. Number 1 by Jetra · · Score: 1

    Guess I'm on America's Most wanted at this point. I check my FB about once every couple of months, so I must be suspicious. The reason I don't go on? Nobody wants to chat. They get pissed when you try to talk to them because they're at work. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON FB WHEN YOU SHOULD BE WORKING!?!?

    1. Re:Number 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      number 1 I order you to go take a number 2.. huhuh

  57. We all know the real issue.. by SuperCharlie · · Score: 1

    It is not that abstaining makes you any more dangerous.. its that abstaining means you arent part of the herd that can be easily monitored and controlled. To that I say.. (Jim Carrey voice) Scarahheewwww Yaahheeeewww..

  58. Re:i submitted this a week ago, was upvoted, but.. by Zamphatta · · Score: 1

    Maybe a slashdotter without a Facebook account is practicing his mass murder skills on deleting stuff off the internet before moving on to deleting people! *gasp!*

  59. Bad Translation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    As a native German I just read the German article, and have to say it was a quite a good article. It just said not leaving any traces online(Facebook, MySpace etc.) makes you look suspicous in the eyes of HR departments, and you will probably not get the Job, because you might try to hide something. It also quted Dr. Christoph Möller that being addicted to Social Network can deepen Basic Mental Health Problems and also strengthen fear. Dr. Möller also said that he DOES NOT believe that absence from the Internet can lead to mass murders as committed by Anders Breivik and the Shooter from Aurora.

    tl;dr Basically the activepolitic.com article got it backwards.

  60. Obey. Consume. Conform. by wet-socks · · Score: 1

    Or else.

  61. Shocking! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Follow the money -- look for some politician or politician's friend who recently bought a ton of Facebook stock at it's half-IPO price.

    You don't think the big lawsuits against Taser corporation coming out the same week it went IPO were a coincidence, did you?

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    (-1: Post disagrees with my already-settled worldview) is not a valid mod option.
  62. Re:i submitted this a week ago, was upvoted, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh, maybe.

    I thought it was possibly because I'd submitted it as AC, but I'm not sure, because I've seen other AC submissions make it to the front page.

    Or maybe I'm in a poisoned IP block, owned by a former spammer or something? I have no knowledge of that being the case, but since this "transparent removal from queue" has happened to me more than once, I'm starting to wonder.

  63. Stalking victim opts out of FaceBook - and Google+ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Way back in the dark ages of online systems I was on BYTE Information Exchange, known as BIX. I was one of the unpaid moderator staff. A critter popped up online using hacked credit card numbers. He posted vitriol over much of BIX, especially some pet conferences he hated. He also attempted to, and did, damage BIX by posting little "love letters" to the woman members. Very few of us stuck it out. This lasted a full year with me getting emails about being raped, often with a knife, cut up and fed to his dog, and the like.

    That has taken a toll. I don't care to go through that again. That is why I have adopted a relative anonymity style online. I cannot bring myself to join services that require I give up all my privacy so they can make billions and I can be stalked again.

    Does that make me a psychopath or a victim?

    I certainly feel like a victim who has declared "never again".

    {o.o}

  64. numbers by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    By the way, that would be over 6 billion people on that list.

  65. TV Tropes WMG: Dexter's Laboratory by tepples · · Score: 2

    Of course. Search this page for "He hates people".

  66. Re:Social Networks: Pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    True that, but your website isn't any less pathetic, to be honest.
    Animated GIFs? Netscape? Square grey buttons from the 90s? And "60,000 bits" being considered a lot?
    When did you update the site the last time?

    Hint: Your kind of conservative backwards crazy is just as bad as the extreme digital bling social network crazy.
    Why don't you just use plain old 7 bit ASCII plain text packets right over IP? :P

    If I have the resources to have pretty graphics (which make things feel better) and communicate with friends instantly, I use them!
    Doesn't mean I'm OK with spying or putting everything about you online... or with pointless Flash and GIF animations.

  67. Rose-Hulman Class of 2003 by tepples · · Score: 1

    why would someone not want to join a site where all your friends are?

    Because I graduated and lost my *@*.edu address before there was a Facebook.

  68. OK, that's it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time to completely cancel my Facebook account. That's the final straw I needed. I considered it to be pretty worthless, but, that cinches it. Cancelled. Have fun watching all those IPO dollars go the way of mySpace! Eat it speculators.

  69. I don't have a Facebook account... by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

    ...and I'll kill everyone who has a problem with that!

  70. They're coming to take me away ha-ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Facebook account - No
    Twatter user - no way
    UTube poster - You really are having a laugh aren't you?
    Myspace ? - Is that still around?
    LinkedIn profile - You have to be kidding.

    I guess that I'm a mass murderer then....

    Seriously, this is so sad. A very sad reflection of the '15 seconds of fame' that people have become obsessed with in this day and age.

    I value my privacy. I have good reason to. I've had my identity stolen and it took me years to sort it out. Now I'm invisible on the internet.

    Gotta go, the SWAT team is pulling up outside.

  71. Guess im suspicious by umask077 · · Score: 1

    To me the web is a tool for research and shopping. I don''t feel the need to use Facebook. If you say something e,employers can fread it. More improtantly data miner who IMHO are the scum of the earth collect all your Facebook data. For being social on the internet and connecting with friends there are other services like instant messenger and online worlds to gather and discuses things in real time.

    Side note, Deleteing my facebook really helped my cell phone battery.

    --
    --- Always remember. 99.36% of all statistics are inaccurate.
  72. No FB? Minimum wage. by tepples · · Score: 1

    anyone who would make facebook a prerequisite for friendship doesn't sound like a very good friend

    Sometimes you don't want a friend as much as you want an employer. The article made it sound like if you don't have an account on Facebook, you won't get any offers better than minimum wage.

    1. Re:No FB? Minimum wage. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like, you won't get any offers for minimum wage jobs.
      I'm sure better jobs have other, more specific hiring requirements.

    2. Re:No FB? Minimum wage. by Cwix · · Score: 1

      That's funny. My employer paid an independent company to check my background. I don't recall any mention whatsoever of social networking in my three interviews. Although I was asked technical questions that would pertain to my job description. I believe the most personal question I was asked was what are my hobbies.

      I have a higher then median salary then my peers from school. Yes, this is an anecdote, take it for what its worth. Either way, my lack of facebook did not hamper me in the least.

      --
      You are entitled to your own opinions, not your own facts.
    3. Re:No FB? Minimum wage. by Surt · · Score: 1

      I can assure you, facebook is not required for high-end employment either. Maybe it is true somewhere in the great middle.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    4. Re:No FB? Minimum wage. by Surt · · Score: 1

      It's not an anecdote. Facebook is not required for high-end employment either. The market is fiercely competitive for above-average workers, no one would turn one down for not having a facebook account.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
  73. Anonymous until age 13 by tepples · · Score: 1

    There's a difference. The way I read COPPA combined with certain anti-anonymity proposals, it appears people MUST NOT use their real PII online until the thirteenth birthday, after which point the rule becomes that they MUST.

    1. Re:Anonymous until age 13 by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

      There goes the Internet, I'm moving to I2P.

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      ...
  74. Stupidity rules by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    and if routine identity control on the street finds an abstainer then a deep cavity search should performed - who knows what such abstainer can hide there...

    His/her privacy, for one (the horror!).

    A Facebook abstainer could be a future mass murderer. And so could a Facebook participant.
    A Facebook abstainer could be a saint and a scholar. And so could a Facebook participant (OK, that's a bit dodgy).
    The whole thesis of judging people by whether they are on Facebook or not is ridiculous.

    Out of 7 billion persons on this planet, let's say 4 billion are adults but not yet too decrepit to handle a PC or smartphone - i.e. of suitable age for Facebook. There are less than 1 billion Facebook participants (probably quite a bit less, due to fake accounts, etc.). So by a conservative estimate, 3 billion persons on the planet are Facebook abstainers, and therefore are potential mass murderers or something. Such an intellectually vacuous conclusion can only be reached by digesting utterly absurd bullshit.

    --
    Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire
    1. Re:Stupidity rules by mellon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Population problem: solved!

    2. Re:Stupidity rules by stanlyb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A Facebook participant IS an idiot. But a Facebook abstainer COULD be an idiot. I hope you see the difference.

    3. Re:Stupidity rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, because all 7 billion people on this planet have access to a computer at all.

    4. Re:Stupidity rules by AK+Marc · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is one time the corporates had it right before the people did. Abstaining from FB doesn't leave you anonymity. It just means you have zero control over your online image. So corporates buy extra domains they don't want to control their online presence. They have ORTs (online response teams - not sure if that's a real term, but I've run across more than one corporation with that exact name). They know that you will be out there. The only question is whether you have any control over the information about you.

      Ironically, you have more control over your FB presence if you have an FB account than if you don't. Why? Because with one, you can be tagged and set yourself to private, which marginally reduces the information available. Unless you are one of the slashdotters who asserts that because you never leave Mom's basement, nobody will take a photo of you, and if they did, they wouldn't want your cheetoe-stained beard on their profile.

      But yes, looking "normal" and not having a FB account is unusual, and probably does corrrelate with insanity and people wearing foil-lined wigs.

    5. Re:Stupidity rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it you believe that creating a Facebook profile in any way impacts what third parties can or cannot collect and share about you? If you're concerned about image, the reason to create a profile is more to provide controlled information through your profile, to counter any material released by others. You don't really have any way to prevent the release of information that others decide to release.

    6. Re:Stupidity rules by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      Well, there's one thing facebook participant however isn't usually doing: hiding from cops, taxman, ex's, abusers or whoever.

      For any job that requires the persons name and character "to be out there" that's a filter. However you could just ask the people if they're ok with their name being in public...

      I don't get though that people who had elaborate homepages and went as far as publishing their houses blueprints, listing their hobbies and how many ticks their cat had on their ol' skool '90s web presence somehow think that fb is stealing their privacy... you don't want it there, don't publish it there.

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      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
    7. Re:Stupidity rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So true!

    8. Re:Stupidity rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is one time the corporates had it right before the people did. Abstaining from FB doesn't leave you anonymity. It just means you have zero control over your online image.

      Zuckerberg, I knew that was you! Quit trolling for your website and go back to pining over that girl who was too smart for your bullshit...

      The ONLY winning move is not to play.

    9. Re:Stupidity rules by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who finds it funny that the only responses to this are from ACs? Don't worry, Slashdot saved your time stamped post with the originating IP, and the feds have writing recognition programs that identify people based on writing style, so you've already been identified, and your FBI (FaceBook Information) file has been updated with the appropriate information.

    10. Re:Stupidity rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a word for this:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demagogue

      Continue acceptance of this type of belief, "Either you're with us or against us," is far more frightful than the premise of the article.

    11. Re:Stupidity rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, on the other hand, concede that a Facebook abstainer might not be an idiot.

    12. Re:Stupidity rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words everyone is a mass murderer but facebook users are too stupid to actually be able to do anything?

    13. Re:Stupidity rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's fine, we know that everything we put up here is traceable and little if anything escapes them. They know who my friends are, they know
      what I'm thinking. ** Hey I hate your guts, monitoring and surveilling (s)cumsuckers!! ** Markus Wolf is sucking Felix Dzhershinsky's dick in hell!!
      The other week I also commented "anonymously" on how absolutely mind-scarringly ugly the dutch queen looks after they fix her up.

      The worry is not that they can trace comments back to me, the worry is that perhaps someday _you_ can, and the real worry behind that worry is
      that you might be a little dumb sheep who doesn't understand why people are saying what they're saying and that you will cause me problems
      over it. That's why everybody is so upset.

      The real asshole behind this mess is Eric P. Holdren btw, Obama's Information "czar" also co-author of a book on population control through adding
      sterilizing agents to public water supplies and food staples. Nice move Eric but it will backfire, though how I'm not going to consult you on just now.

    14. Re:Stupidity rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get though that people who had elaborate homepages and went as far as publishing their houses blueprints, listing their hobbies and how many ticks their cat had on their ol' skool '90s web presence somehow think that fb is stealing their privacy... you don't want it there, don't publish it there.

      Not stealing, they are selling the info to make a profit. Just because I am forced to tell everyone who I am because I run a server / business does not mean that I grant you the right to harvest my information and sell it.

      Is it OK for you to enter my house just because I am keeping the front door open?

    15. Re:Stupidity rules by flyneye · · Score: 1

      Has anyone checked to see if the Facebook board has any mass murderers sitting on it? Maybe ol Fudpucker or whatever it is picked up an axe and gave his momma 40 whacks......

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      *Repent!Quit Your Job!Slack Off!The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die!
    16. Re:Stupidity rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Facebook participant IS an idiot. But a Facebook abstainer COULD be an idiot. I hope you see the difference.

      Yep you have made the difference clear, facebook abstainers are self-assured and deluded enough to raise the likelihood of them committing heinous crimes.

    17. Re:Stupidity rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed!

  75. Not only horseshit by MLCT · · Score: 1

    I mean not only is the total horse shit - it isn't even true (as it were), in the sense that such a proposition has to be predicated on "almost everyone" having an account - something that is BS.

    It just shows how the echo chamber of online ideas leads to situations like this, where people end up believing that "almost everyone" would have an account simply because their world is centrered around the ecosystem.

    I had a group convo a while ago on fb that was interesting for two reasons. 1. The very fact that the convo happened, as fb very rarely comes up in discussions - people just don't care much about it, and are more likely to email or text than center their lives around it. And 2, the fact that as the convo proceeded it was surprising how many people didn't have or rarely used it.

    Honestly, move outside the 18-25 bracket and usage just dives - even if they have accounts, they don't use them. Facebook isn't a new google - the markets are starting to realise that - "tagesspiegel.de" should probably realise it as well

  76. Have They Forgotten the Stasi? by CodeBuster · · Score: 2

    It's strange that a German publication would be so quick to make these sorts of suggestions. Did they learn nothing from the examples of the Stasi and East Germany? If the leaders of East Germany and the Stasi could have seen the Facebook of today they probably would have be green with envy. How else to describe billions of people willingly and naively participating in their own mass surveillance? To what sinister purpose might this information be put in the future? It's impossible to believe that the governments of this world, even those who claim to be democratic, will not be sorely tempted to acquire and misuse the information currently being gathered by the likes of Facebook. That's a pretty high price to pay, in my opinion, for keeping up with your friends. To those using Facebook: Have you not considered the long term consequences of what your doing? Are you nuts? Delete the Facebook account and pick up some good history books instead. You will see that history has not been kind to the gullible and the naive.

    1. Re:Have They Forgotten the Stasi? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They haven't forgotten. Right after East Germany tanked they recruited the Stasi into West German intelligence and the domestic intel services. Markus Wolf himself advised the DHS shortly before he died. Go look it up on the net.

    2. Re:Have They Forgotten the Stasi? by Jade_Wayfarer · · Score: 1

      Well... no, actually. Stasi would have used FB data sometimes, but their main tactic was:

      a) to find out real dissenters, and not some hot air blowers, and that can be reliably done only with live contact - infiltration or simple report from anonymous concerned citizen;

      and b) to create aura of terror and respect for the powers-to-be, which, again, required live contact - guns, uniforms and intimidating questions don't work quite right over the Internet. And that's not even saying anything about deep cold basements, where the real "work with people" had occurred.

      Simply put, all FB data is not such a great source of terror and obedience as the "willing confession of the enemy of the State" right before his execution. It helps, sure, but it never was and unlikely ever will be the main instrument of oppressive police force.

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      Absence of proof != proof of absence.
  77. Farmville?? by SlashDev · · Score: 1

    So if I don't play farmville I'm a suspect?

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    1. Re:Farmville?? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Yes every government now wants all their citizens to be braindead and occupied with trivial things so they make good sheep.

  78. Why am I replying to a troll like you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To "blow you away", as I alway do - here goes:

    "What are you talking about!?" - by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 29, @02:14PM (#40809437)

    I said what I said, can't you read? I've got 200++ facebook exploits & examples of malware propogation of nearly all kinds from that site, thus, I avoid it based on that fact (over a timeframe of 2004-current/present day).

    Pretty simple... of course, you're just *trying* to be the immature little trolling pest you are that I have doubtless "thrashed" a few dozen times when you used your registered "luser" account to try "take me on" here & failed... there's little doubt of that, & I enjoy the fact that I am stating that plainly here now, because it's SO obvious, lol!

    ---

    "You're the perfect example of a delusional psychopath who doesn't have a Facebook account." - by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 29, @02:14PM (#40809437)

    Ahem - Have you:

    1.) Performed a formal diagnosis of myself in a professional psychiatric environs to make your "insta-snap 'prognosis'" Dr. Quack (the "SiDeWaLk-ShRiNk" of /., lol)? No.

    2.) Do you in fact have certification from an accredited school and years of professional practice to your name/credit along with in the field(s) of the psychiatric sciences?? Again, no...

    (Thus, who are YOU to judge ME? Nothing more than an illogical ad hominem failing attack attempting troll...)

    * As to being a scornful pest? Hey, look @ your trolling b.s. now...

    (So please - do yourself & the rest of us a HUGE favor - Don't be the "pot calling the kettle black", you give yourself away like the trolling dolt you are!)

    APK

    P.S.=>

    "Your "online presence" irritates and frightens people and your "acclaim" is actually "scorn"." - by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 29, @02:14PM (#40809437)

    Well, as per my usual to "trash you"? The day you can show you've done MORE, better, & earlier than I have from this only small PARTIAL list of my favorites?? Is the day you can talk that way to myself:

    "My Name is Ozymandias: King of Kings - Look upon my works, ye mighty, & DESPAIR..."

    ----

    Windows NT Magazine (now Windows IT Pro) April 1997 "BACK OFFICE PERFORMANCE" issue, page 61

    (&, for work done for EEC Systems/SuperSpeed.com on PAID CONTRACT (writing portions of their SuperCache program increasing its performance by up to 40% via my work) albeit, for their SuperDisk & HOW TO APPLY IT, took them to a finalist position @ MS Tech Ed, two years in a row 2000-2002, in its HARDEST CATEGORY: SQLServer Performance Enhancement).

    WINDOWS MAGAZINE, 1997, "Top Freeware & Shareware of the Year" issue page 210, #1/first entry in fact (my work is there)

    PC-WELT FEB 1998 - page 84, again, my work is featured there

    WINDOWS MAGAZINE, WINTER 1998 - page 92, insert section, MUST HAVE WARES, my work is again, there

    PC-WELT FEB 1999 - page 83, again, my work is featured there

    CHIP Magazine 7/99 - page 100, my work is there

    GERMAN PC BOOK, Data Becker publisher "PC Aufrusten und Repairen" 2000, where my work is contained in it

    HOT SHAREWARE Numero 46 issue, pg. 54 (PC ware mag from Spain), 2001 my work is there, first one featured, yet again!

    Also, a British PC Mag in 2002 for many utilities I wrote, saw it @ BORDERS BOOKS but didn't buy it... by that point, I had moved onto other areas in this field besides coding only...

    Being paid for an article that made me money over @ PCPitstop in 2008 for writing up a guide that has people showing NO VIRUSES/SPYWARES & other screwups, via following its point, such as THRONKA sees here -> http://www.xtremepccentral.com/forums/showth

    1. Re:Why am I replying to a troll like you? by beaverdownunder · · Score: 1

      You'd think with all of that experience and wisdom of age you'd recognise when someone was being tongue-in-cheek... (and if you didn't, you'd still know not to feed the trolls...)

    2. Re:Why am I replying to a troll like you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (and if you didn't, you'd still know not to feed the trolls...)

      That's rich coming from someone who just replied to Alexander Peter Kowalski.

  79. Speaking your mind like you've got a pair by tepples · · Score: 1

    My sister worked on me for months (we're both "old") to join before I finally got testy and told her under no circumstances would I join.

    If only one testy can make you bold enough to speak your mind, imagine what both can do.

    [Belonging to Zuckerbook is] like belonging to a religion in many ways.

    That's a good illustration. "Why should I join the Church of Zuckerberg?"

  80. Sociopaths? by Gonoff · · Score: 1

    This means people on LinkedIn are likely to be either career criminals or career businesspeople.

    Or they may even have chosen an industry that satisfies both criteria - banking, politics, music production and so on...

    --
    I'll see your Constitution and raise you a Queen.
    1. Re:Sociopaths? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      This means people on LinkedIn are likely to be either career criminals or career businesspeople.

      You repeat yourself.

      Personally, I hold anyone using either service against them. Sure, there may be reasons to have an account, like ease of keeping in touch with people, but you still commit the errors of allowing distributed trust and believing or supporting the notion that a friend of a friend is anything more than a stranger.
      Linkedin, Facebook, Google+ -- all of them are based on these faulty premises, and users trade privacy and integrity for convenience by using them. That's their choice, and it's no surprise to me that most people are fine with this.

    2. Re:Sociopaths? by Surt · · Score: 1

      I use LinkedIn but not the trust or social aspect. It has become the defacto job search site now that monster is gone. It's where I get my interview offers, and where I go to offer them. It's a great resume search tool.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
  81. They're right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They hit the nail exactly on the head: Hitler - no Facebook account, Ted Bundy - no Facebook, Stalin - no Facebook, Mao - no Facebook, Lenin - no Facebook, Pol Pot - no Facebook, John Wayne Gacy - no Facebook, George W. Bush -- Facebook user, oh well there goes that theory.

  82. "Suspicious" or "suspect"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the articles, it looks like "suspect" is the less ambiguous term.

  83. Thateassuring by ecotax · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They're probably using something like a Bayes classifier and not having an FB account is just one of many features.

    I don't know how reassuring this is, given that I neither have a Facebook account nor a mobile phone, and don't twitter either...

    --
    "Money is a sign of poverty." - Iain Banks
    1. Re:Thateassuring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should probably just turn yourself in to the police right now.

  84. Re:That's reassuring by ecotax · · Score: 1

    Sorry about the mistyped title.

    --
    "Money is a sign of poverty." - Iain Banks
  85. Re: Impossible by slashrio · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, they don't need to stop you to find out whether you have an account or not. They'll just read the nfc tag of your phone... And then they'll stop you.

    --
    "Trump!!", the new Godwin.
  86. With friends like I got... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With apologies to Janice et al.

    Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a color iPad?
    My friends all use Facebook, I must not feel sad,
    Worked hard all my lifetime, now I can't get a job,
    These twitters from Facebook, all think that I'm bad,
    So, Oh, Lord won't you buy me a color iPad?

    Srsly, TFA is the kind of inane tripe that passes for news anymore?

    1. Re:With friends like I got... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With apologies to Janice et al.

      Err, Janis, too. :-)

  87. It's possible evidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    -That you are an IT expert who knows better than to trust technology.

    -That you are aware of the numerous times that Zuckerberg's account has been attacked.

    -That you learn from the mistakes of others who ruin their lives by posting something stupid.

    -That you value your privacy.

    -That you do not appreciate being monetized.

    -That you are not so insecure in your friendships that you need to seek out validation.

    -That you do not want to make it any easier for a government to oppress you.

    1. Re:It's possible evidence... by ethanms · · Score: 1

      -That you are an IT expert who knows better than to trust technology.

      -That you are aware of the numerous times that Zuckerberg's account has been attacked.

      -That you learn from the mistakes of others who ruin their lives by posting something stupid.

      -That you value your privacy.

      -Don't post anything stupid... done!

      -That you do not appreciate being monetized.

      -If you obtain some value from the service, and the "montetization" does not negatively effect you... then who cares? I don't understand the obsession with people wanting to avoid this aspect of FB and other similar sites, you'd practically have to avoid the entire internet to avoid it...

      -That you are not so insecure in your friendships that you need to seek out validation.

      - I guess I can see this one for certain age groups and types of people. But honestly, for people like me it lets me be in regular contact with friends and family who I would otherwise not see or talk to. These aren't people that I choose not to see, they are people that I would like to see, but the practicalities of life prevent it. I'm in the age group of friends with kids... that means that they don't get out much, so to share a joke or a story "over a pint at the pub" just isn't happening, but on FB it's easy and takes about 30 seconds out of each of our lives. Some of these people are also 100+ miles away, so while I might see them 1-2X/year it's certainly not weekly... but on FB it's easy.

      -That you do not want to make it any easier for a government to oppress you.

      Seriously?

  88. Soon ... real soon now ... by Skapare · · Score: 2

    ... we will have to hand over Facebook account password just to get past airline security. What? No Facebook? Under arrest!

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  89. Re: Impossible by SomePgmr · · Score: 1

    They can't get everyone to have their boarding pass and id out before the security checkpoint. You think we'll jump right to confirmation of facebook membership with matching credentials via NFC?

  90. Only SHEEP use facebook! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Only SHEEP use facebook!

  91. And then there are those of us... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    ...who have no "social network" acounts at all.

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  92. Thats true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We already noticed it when we wanted to book a holiday apartment in Norway and were asked why we do not have a facebook account.

  93. Facebook account bye bye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Schweet, another GREAT reason to nuke my FB account
    I'll store it with my Pet Rock and mood ring......

  94. Re: Conspicuous by slashrio · · Score: 1

    You mean 'conspicious'?

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  95. Facebook and Adultfriendfinder mutually exclusive? by matunos · · Score: 1

    I've been doing this all wrong!

  96. Fear Me Bitches! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fear Me Bitches!

    For I have no Facebook!

    The Captcha says: behead - How does it know?

  97. Who are the Nazi? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those with or those without FB accounts?

  98. Adultfriendfinder instead of Facebook?! by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Adultfriendfinder instead of Facebook?! Are those really considered to fulfill equivalent niches?

    That's like saying 'He uses K-Y Lubricant instead of WD-40'.

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    1. Re:Adultfriendfinder instead of Facebook?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, though saying "he uses WD-40 instead of K-Y lubricant" makes a far more amusing mental image.

    2. Re:Adultfriendfinder instead of Facebook?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My first thought upon reading this was: Why the fuck would anyone stick WD-40 on their dick!

    3. Re:Adultfriendfinder instead of Facebook?! by 32771 · · Score: 1

      There are certain silicon based lubricants that could potentially be used both ways.

      Here is an example [NSFW]:
      http://www.viamax.pt/en/silicon.asp

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    4. Re:Adultfriendfinder instead of Facebook?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so where's the friggin "like button" when you need it!

    5. Re:Adultfriendfinder instead of Facebook?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'He uses K-Y Lubricant instead of WD-40'

      More like K-Y instead of MP 40.

      Faillbook is not a tool. It's not neutral and certainly not your friend.

  99. Basic Propositional Logic.... (For dummies) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    um, "A implies B" does not mean that "B implies A."

    mass-murderer -> oddball

    no-facebook -> oddball DOES NOT IMPLY mass-murderer...

  100. Reflects Society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those with unusual behavior have traditionally been victims of society and law. Use logic- drink the Hemlock, tell people to love God- get nailed to a cross, tell people that global warming is real- get isolated, write a decent TV show - it won't be seen.
                      Even genetics has this tendency. Pull towards the center model is a measurable genetic fact. For example two very intelligent parents will usually not produce a child even more intelligent than they are. The child will tend to be closer to average intelligence than his parents. If two dull parents have a child the child will tend to be brighter than the parents. It is as if nature itself hates anyone that is not usual in the herd. It explains why gay kids get picked on and also why black folks don't do as well in the US. They are a minority and therefore more distant than the model of the center of the herd. Laws do not really come close to dealing with this sort of problem and may never be able to do much to improve things.

  101. I'm going to blow your mind by PhamNguyen · · Score: 0

    The following statements are not equivalent 1) The probability of being a mass murderer conditional on not having a Facebook account, is higher than the probability of being a mass murderer conditional on having a Facebook account. In the language of statistics, not having a Facebook account 'predicts' being a mass murderer. 2) A person who does not have a Facebook account will definitely become a mass murderer. 3) The only reason a person would choose not to use Facebook is because they are planning mass murder, or because they are anti-social. 4) Employers should be able to ask potential employees for their access to their Facebook page. If you disagree with (1) because you disagree with (2), (3), or (4) then you are engaging in a logical fallacy.

  102. More people will be off Facebook soon by Animats · · Score: 1

    With the new increase in ads, and the fake "activity" postings which are really advertising, Facebook is definitely pulling a Myspace. Facebook was cool once. No longer.

    I have Facebook apps turned off, every Zynga property blocked, "comments and likes" disabled for everybody but a few close friends, and Do Not Track Plus installed. And still, more than half the content on Facebook pages isn't about what my friends are actually doing.

    (With Facebook tracking blocked, Facebook's ads go random and turn into generic spam. I'm getting spam-like subjects such as "Precious metals giveaway", dating ads aimed at men, a weight-loss ad aimed at women, and some cheap plastic iPad accessory. Blocking Facebook's tracking breaks their revenue model.)

  103. And all Germans are Nazis by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Stop generalizing you idiots.

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  104. Independent Thinkers Could Be Labeled Suspicious by jader3rd · · Score: 3, Informative

    Historically someone who behaves differently than everyone else could be labeled suspicious. It's how those in control suppressed rebelious thoughts. It's the same reason why the masses generally concider scientists to be suspicious.

  105. Why do I care about the opinions of idiots again? by WaffleMonster · · Score: 0

    I wish slashdot would exert some editorial control over the attention whoring idiots with nothing substantive to say.

  106. Never used facebook/twitter/linkedin/myspace by Archfeld · · Score: 1

    So I must be one of those lurkers ready to explode into violence, but then if I google my real name I find ALMOST NO references. Paranoia has its benefits...

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  107. I guess I missed the big news. When did ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Facfuck buy tagesspiegel.de any way?

  108. In this brave new world, everybody except... by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

    In this brave new world, everybody except politicians, bankers and billionaires are "suspicious"!

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  109. I recall a similar assumption... by kunyo · · Score: 2

    In the Soviet Union, if you weren't a party member, then you would have been labeled an enemy of the state. Does anybody smell a dictatorship coming here?

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    1. Re:I recall a similar assumption... by Jade_Wayfarer · · Score: 1

      Oh, please, use correct historical examples, not just pulled out of... somewhere. Quoting Wiki: "In 1986, the Communist Party of the Soviet Union had over 19 million members or approximately 10% of the USSR's adult population." So belonging to the Party was like joining your local golf club - except that club had spanned over whole country. You couldn't get any high-level job if you weren't a Party member, sure, but even paranoid Soviet government couldn't view 90% of it's own people as "enemies of the state". It was more like today's 99% vs 1%, except that in USSR the line was much more blurred.

      And, by the way, to find and put to trial "enemy of the state" from within the Party had always been much more entertaining form of Soviet "bread and circuses", than local trials of some small-time blue-collar non-Party member. Main battle for the power - using KGB methods, fake trials and so on - had always fought within the Party, and not between Party- and non-Party-members.

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  110. Facebook Follies Documentary by northerner · · Score: 1

    There are many good reasons for not having a Facebook account. Many people don't understand the risks associated with Facebook.

    "Facebook Follies is a one-hour documentary that takes a look at the unexpected consequences of people sharing their personal information on social media."

    http://www.cbc.ca/doczone/episode/facebook-follies.html

    Sorry, the full episode is available for online viewing only from Canada.

  111. well, then, come and get me, copper by paiute · · Score: 1

    I refuse to participate in that clusterfuck circlejerk analprobe that is Facebook.

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  112. In tomorrow's news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People that still don't have a facebook account deemed less suspicious than those that signed up after reading yesterday's /. article.

  113. Re:Social Networks: Pathetic by isorox · · Score: 1

    I consider my self a pioneer in the use of computers but also modern. My experience covers the range from plug boards and punched cards to client-server networks and remote operation of PCs.

    I do not participate in any social network

    Even slashdot? Or usenet?

  114. MySpace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Overlooking the crucial part.

    Norwegian shooter Anders Breivik, who used MySpace instead of Facebook and the newer Aurora shooter who used adultfriendfinder instead of Facebook.

    That's one of the first symptoms. (And I won't even mention adultfriendfinder.)

  115. Funny by SINternet · · Score: 0

    Closed my Account yesterday because FB takes up too much time (and I was only going in every 2 - 3 days). Accounts get tagged and spammed and FB does nothing about it. Now there is a Article saying I'm suspicious. Yes things are getting weird and scary! SIN

  116. Y'know what else mass murderers do? by epp_b · · Score: 1

    Eat sandwiches.

    Do you eat sandwiches? You must be a mass murderer.

  117. I don't do FB and I don't do church, either by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

    and in modern america that makes me 'very suspicious', doesn't it?

    ASK ME IF I FUCKING CARE.

    I just don't. I really don't care if you think I'm a bad guy or good guy. I don't live for your approval and I don't need it.

    consider me suspicious all you want. I know I'm in good company, at least.

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  118. Breivik was on Facebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After years of work the first edition of the compendium “2083 – A European Declaration
    of Independence” is completed. If you have received this book, you are either one of my
    former 7000 patriotic Facebook friends or you are the friend of one of my FB friends.
    If
    you are concerned about the future of Western Europe you will definitely find the
    information both interesting and highly relevant.

    Source : 2083 – A European Declaration of Independence page 4

    PS I don't have a Facebook acount and have a copy of Breivik's manifesto ... I should be flagged as higly suspicious ;-)

  119. Fuck Facebook, police, et al by kheldan · · Score: 1

    I dumped Failbook months ago; come arrest me for mass murder, you fucking morons! I've never heard such utter nonsense in my entire life! You may as well claim that ingesting saliva in minute amounts over a long period of time causes death!

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  120. I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck You! Several of my family members don't own computer, and would have no idea how to even turn one on! So, please explain the logic to me behind this idiocy.

  121. That's some totalitarian shit by synthespian · · Score: 1

    That's some totalitarian shit, for real!
    I guess comrade Stalin and the Khmer Rouge would've loved this era of ours!
    Really, some people in the intelligence community are just losing their minds...

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  122. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read it and thought "Well, fuck me... "

  123. So, let me see if I got this right ... by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 2

    If I'm not a customer of a particularly large corporation, then I'll be investigated by the police?

    I'm not a good citizen if I don't use a certain service?

    What if I don't drink coke, I don't use windows, and I don't buy prada? Is that suspicious too?

    Part of /etc/hosts in my computer:

    127.0.0.1 hotmail.com
    127.0.0.1 facebook.com
    127.0.0.1 www.facebook.com
    127.0.0.1 live.com
    127.0.0.1 google-analytics.com
    127.0.0.1 platform.twitter.com
    127.0.0.1 www.twitter.com
    127.0.0.1 twitter.com
    127.0.0.1 plusone.google.com

    Social anything is bullshit. I don't need big corporations to track who I speak to. Why am I expected to have 200 friends? Anybody that says they have more than a handful of friends doesn't really understand the meaning of the word friend. Acquaintances, buddies, coworkers ... sure. But friends? Quite a different thing. So, why would I publish my life online so that anybody can find out about it from the comfort of their homes? I don't hide my activities. If you want to know anything about my life, it's enough to call and ask. But publishing them is altogether a different thing.

    Ultimately, my rejection of social.* isn't because I'm a privacy nut. My google account is tied to just about every service they have, and they've run my email since 2004 or so (I got my account very early in the invite-only era of gmail). My company's mail goes through google for your domain (now google apps). It's not tracking that bothers me the most, it's just that I find the whole concept of the social web stupid. If I'm interested in knowing something about you, I'll call you and we'll catch up over a beer. I don't need twitter or facebook or whatever. The reason I block everything is it just pisses me off how they creep around you and stalk you all the time into creating an account.

    So, yeah, Fuck facebook, fuck twitter, fuck myspace, fuck google plus, and fuck every other asshole doing anything labeled social. Leave me the fuck alone.

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    1. Re:So, let me see if I got this right ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine if the police had to spy on EVERYONE, the resources they'd need and the intrusion would spark an uprising. So people get TVs, cars, credit cards, shitty pop music and the lie that maybe just maybe Simon Cowell will come along and give them a zillion pounds to just stand there and sing, or they'll win the lottery and that keeps most people happy and in their place.

      If you're part of the 98% of the population who dumb, mindless drones then you're not a problem.

    2. Re:So, let me see if I got this right ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot all the other tracking-URLs that Facebook et al. have, such as fbcdn.net.

    3. Re:So, let me see if I got this right ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you forgot to fuck /.

    4. Re:So, let me see if I got this right ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Social anything is bullshit. I don't need big corporations to track who I speak to. Why am I expected to have 200 friends? Anybody that says they have more than a handful of friends doesn't really understand the meaning of the word friend. Acquaintances, buddies, coworkers ... sure. But friends? Quite a different thing.

      I agree with your statement. with one small correction.
      What is wrong with NNTP soc.* hierarchy? if it is working at the server near you. With good reader and score file.

    5. Re:So, let me see if I got this right ... by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      :) Agreed. Go Usenet! (Yeah, I'm still using it. So what?)

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    6. Re:So, let me see if I got this right ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, but if you have no social site presence how do you want us to better track your consumer behavior and convince you to buy more useless stuff?

  124. Valuing privacy makes you suspect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a load of hogwash, as we British tend to say ;-)

  125. But not nearly as bad as by C+R+Johnson · · Score: 1

    Having a low Slashdot user number.

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  126. Absolutely! by Cute+and+Cuddly · · Score: 1

    In a world with over seven billion people and only eight hundred million facebook users, we have six billion two hundred thousand "suspicious" characters. I'm sure most of them are not in the US. Perhaps we should also make more ridiculous claims here. I have one. If you do not speak English, you are a communist. If you are not white, you are an "enemy combatant". If you are a Muslim, you should be sent to Guantanamo. Tell who ever wrote this to put some stem cells in a petri dish and grow neurones!

  127. Re: being a mammal = sign that you are a murderer by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 2

    Oh I know this one! (Satire coming!)

    http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ninja2.htm

    Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

    Facts:
    1. Ninjas are mammals.
    2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
    3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

    Therefore:
    1. All mammals are Ninjas and Homo Sapiens are a subset of mammals
    2. The purpose of Ninjas is to flip out and kill people
    3. Therefore all homo sapiens are murderers that flip out and kill people!

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  128. I'm Just A Liar by assertation · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My Facebook account is under a fake name, set to unsearchable and "private" every way FB will let me do it.

    I don't tell anyone related to a job that I have a FB account.

    If they ask, I tell them the half truth that I deleted my FB page a few years ago when they started exposing people's info without asking.

    1. Re:I'm Just A Liar by andy16666 · · Score: 1

      I think I've just discovered the next movie theater murderer.

    2. Re:I'm Just A Liar by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

      Are you lying about the fake account or about deleting your real account? Or both? Or neither?

  129. Dataminers Love Groupthink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I refuse to join the herd using FB or other similar sites. The reason I abstain is because I have a background in information acquisition and distribution. FB is first and foremost a data collection service that hoped to make money on selling every bit of information they collect until a few folks started asking questions. The gradual clamp down on FB's plans for ignoring user privacy has been the single biggest factor in the slide of their stock: intelligent folks understand that data sales is what FB hoped to make most of its money from and not advertising. I have worked with companies developing "apps" for FB that are meant to glean as much information from users as possible to be compiled and sold to a wide range of interested groups including political parties & PACs. The goal is to gain every bit of information one can because until you have that data you do not know if it is useful or not.

  130. Don't you know.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Free thinking is a crime

    Especially when it limits the power of your corporocratic rulers.
    Why would you hide from such benevolent voyeurs?
    You clearly don't believe in what they're selling, your thoughts are not theirs and
    You are dangerous.

  131. hum by Adam+Appel · · Score: 1

    One of the few people I know who doesn't have a facebook account is a Special Agent with the FBI and one of the least likely people I could imagine who would go bonkers.

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  132. We're all doomed by GrumpySteen · · Score: 2

    Facebook claims to have 800 million users. That means 6.1 billion serial killers are out there!

  133. Facebot! by KreAture · · Score: 1

    OMG! That is brilliant! I mean it, "Facebot" is now (c) 2012 ultranova !

    1. Re:Facebot! by phiwum · · Score: 1

      OMG! That is brilliant!
      I mean it, "Facebot" is now (c) 2012 ultranova !

      "Facebot" is a pretty clever neologism, but I don't think you can copyright words --- not even invented words.

      Now, if he thought it was worth the investment, he could trademark it...

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  134. I had better ceate a facebook account... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't want anybody to think I'm a murder too. Such blistering nonsense...

  135. Great! by 32771 · · Score: 1

    I always thought I'm suspicious.

    I didn't reenter the gun club and the ham radio club precisely because radios and guns are just the stuff of revolutions (I learn't that in school). To no avail, when I went to London when some idiot caused a bomb scare my luggage still got rerouted to the US and I got it back with a bloody TSA bandage, like I have to fly over the US when travelling directly from Germany to the UK.

    Now, because of my German heritage and my security awareness I got from living with the Stasi for some time I joined Diaspora (halfhartedly, because I don't need layers and layers of crap) instead of Facebook, and now the idiots are labelling me unsafe!

    I have effectively done what my government didn't explicitly ask me for, but I knew that a totalitarian regime would like to see me do.

    What else do they ask of me, do I have to choose a low energy density lifestyle that includes subsistence farming and some non-agressive belief like that of some south-east-asian countries. Amusingly some of my idiotic fellow citizens in Catholicistan (also called Bavaria by some) are calling them Buddhist swine - what a joke.

    Well, for a society with a massive looming energy problem and some financial fallout already on the map we are behaving predictably erratic.

    I suppose I have to just let it wash over me, at some point the maddening screams of the mass media will stop, slashdot included.

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  136. Facebook Doesn't Want Me by tunapez · · Score: 1

    Back in '03 I was blackballed for being too old. My loss...yeah...that's it... a loss.

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  137. Re:The Gentleperson's Guide To Forum Spies by Z34107 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Gee, thanks for posting this in every article. Do you have anything on hosts files and GNAA membership, or should I wait for APK?

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  138. facebook is fading and going the way of myspace by Dan667 · · Score: 1

    the next new and shiny website to come along will get the migration of users. Are they going to arrest everyone citing suspicious behavior at this happens?

  139. North Korea by synthespian · · Score: 1

    Is there a Facebook account from anyone from North Korea? I wonder what the first North Korean Facebook account is gonna be? The Supreme Leader?
    Now, wouldn't that be funny as fuck?
    UPDATE! Kim Jong-Un has a tweeter account! http://twitter.com/groriousreader

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    1. Re:North Korea by synthespian · · Score: 1

      Hahahaha Infinite Reader!

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    2. Re:North Korea by synthespian · · Score: 1

      Hahahaha Infinite Reader!

      Hahahaha Infinite Reader!

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  140. Re:The Gentleperson's Guide To Forum Spies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mod parent up!! never mind it is already at +5

    My friends have my email address and so do all intel agencies and they know a hell of a lot as I dont use encryption.
    I have no need and no energy or time to maintain a facebook page. If I was ever forced to have one, fine it will be bare minimum and all lies. Why should I tell anyone what kind of furniture I own? Why should you care what I drive? What is it anybody's business who my friends are and what I do on the weekends.. I don't want to share and I'm picky who I give my time to. Oh I'll put up something average, a legend and a bag full of utterly believable lies .. the day I have to. the bare minimum and no assholes you do not get insight into who I am and what I do. I'm private and your public knowledge of me ends at the broad stupid smile I'll beam into your cattle faces. For everything else you need to be intel or bug my house.

  141. An employer's perspective : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recruit people for low to mid six-figure positions frequently.

    When we have two otherwise equally qualified clients and one
    has a Facebook account, the other client gets my recommendation
    because the absence of an account indicates discretion and superior judgement
    the person with the Facebook account lacks based merely on the fact that they
    have an account in the first place.

    I guess it comes down to the fact that we would rather hire suspicious people than idiots.

    Laugh if you want, it's the truth.

  142. Even more suspicious: Watching no Online Porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're not watching online porn, you're obviously hiding something. "They" should break down your doors and see what you're up to.

  143. Domestic Terrorism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh great, Using fear to politically motivate people.
    Please use common sense, don't get a fucking facebook account, instead block it.

    Legal thoughts of the day.
    Good thing that fucking magazine is in .de eh?

    Zerohedge thought of the day,
    Facebook investors could be labeled as "fucking Muppets" also, ya think?

    valued at 50 billion, 800 billion, heh. They have the same fucking value as myspace (bands) or yahoo (RIP Geocities websites)

  144. Where's my check? by Prophilius · · Score: 1

    If I were to ever sign up for a Facebook account again, it would only be if Facebook paid me money to do it. They profit off the ads I'm shown and the information I share. Since that information about me has real marketable value, I feel entitled to a portion of it. So if you aren't paying me, GET OFF MY LAWN!

  145. My Official Response by kfonda · · Score: 2

    My response to this assumption is "F*ck You, Sir". i am not interested in facebook, myspace, or any other "social networking" sites.

  146. granny dont use neither by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My grandmother then must be the next Hitler (or Stalin who killed many times as more) because she doesnt use any of them.

    Come to think of it neither do I.

    Just more proof that 99.8% of the internet is moronic rubbish.

  147. Deactivated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had something like 400 friends on Facebook. Then I all of the sudden deactivated my account with a lot of people bitching, including my father, who has nothing better to do than to sit on Facebook all day. Honestly, it got old. I am joining the ranks of those that are of the "I don't want to hear about your baby and how absolutely wonderful your life really is".

    I truly feel that Facebook has ruined ALOT for many people. It has destroyed marriages, relationships, and more importantly life in general. People take things too literally on the site, and you run the risk of offending people every step of the way. Either way, to come full circle, my dad keeps begging me to turn it back on, and quite frankly, I say give me a phone call.

  148. Yeah like we'll fall for that.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice way to try to force everyone into a convenient central database, at no cost to governments, isnt it?

  149. Am I a terrorist ? by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 2

    I had (past tens) a fb account

    I had it when fb was still brand new (back in 2004/2005 or so)

    I logged on fb but didn't feel I liked that place, so I stopped going to fb altogether

    It had been 6 or 7 (or 8) years (I lost count) I last visited fb, and I do not missed it, not even a bit

    Am I qualified to be a terrorist now?
     

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    1. Re:Am I a terrorist ? by JWSmythe · · Score: 3, Interesting

          You could always do like I do, and make most of your Facebook information, disinformation. :) I change my employer and location to various government facilities. Sometimes people get confused at the more obscure ones. Sometimes, it's just an arbitrary city and bogus employer. Most of my posts are for my own entertainment.

          I don't know what someone would be looking for there, but they're not going to find much factual stuff.

          I'm not sure, that may qualify me more to be watched. Or I already am, and have been put on the list "harmless people with strange sense of humor"

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    2. Re:Am I a terrorist ? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Or I already am, and have been put on the list "harmless people with strange sense of humor"

      They're the ones to watch out for, the harmless seeming ones. When was the last time you saw a axe murderer that looked like an axe murderer?

      Which reminds me, I need a new axe. Or a billhook. Chainsaws are so tasteless.

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    3. Re:Am I a terrorist ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People with a strange sense of humor are by definition not harmless ... by people who are definitely not harmless.

      I'm no doubt already on a list or 6. I'd inquire, but that'd just increase the number of lists I'm on or, worse yet, move me up in the rankings on the lists I'm currently on.

      You know things have started to suck when you're looking back with longing at a terrible, crazy-ass president who had an enemies list -- but it wasn't a list of people to be killed.

    4. Re:Am I a terrorist ? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          It's always friends and family who say "he was a nice quiet boy", when the news crew is interviewing them about the bodies he had stuffed in the freezer. LEO "harmless" is usually more accurate. They'd prefer to suspect someone, rather than assume innocence.

      --
      Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
    5. Re:Am I a terrorist ? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          I thought of sending FOIA requests off to every agency. It's quite a list, if you want to see who knows about you. You have to assume that some simply aren't going to respond with the truth.

          I have a good idea of who knows about me, because of stories I've published, and some real world events that happened just after. Like, I was getting tagged for mandator secondary screening every time I flew for a while. I wrote a news story with a slightly censored copy of my boarding pass. It didn't show my name, but it still had the bar codes, so it wasn't a big stretch to think the information would be found. After that, I was treated normally. I'll get the TSA agent with a wild hair up his butt about patting people down. At least my boarding passes stopped saying "SSSSS" (tag for "SCREEN THIS GUY!"), so it was just normal abuse, rather than targeted abuse.

          I'd have to guess it wasn't a direct cause and effect situation. Just because I ran the story, they didn't unflag my name. Whoever put it there would have investigated me further, found that I'm harmless, and then removed me. If I wasn't harmless, I would have probably been moved from the mandatory secondary screening list, to the no-fly list.

      --
      Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
    6. Re:Am I a terrorist ? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      People who play a lot of counterstrike don't have time for facebook.

    7. Re:Am I a terrorist ? by nobodie · · Score: 1

      yeah, when somebody sent me a friend request back in the early aughties sometime i responded and signed in which gave me an account. never went back, bad vibes. Never missed it, used to be sick of the "contact us on facebook" stuf and was sad that old friends used it as their only source for communication, it cut them off from me and others. Oh well, i said.

      now I'm a terrorist? a nostalgist is more like it.

      --
      Subversion of spatial scale luxury decoration ideas.
    8. Re:Am I a terrorist ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Farhad is a faggot mangina. What's he going to say next: "only those who wear nike shoes can play basketball"..."only those who pluck their eyebrows and get jersey shore tans can be considered normal?" Fuuuck that faggot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5OdQGbVNa4

  150. Re:Social Networks: Pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1991 called, they want their website back.

  151. Facebook = Cheap profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since not everybody and not every company has the resources of the FBI, let alone the US spook agencies, there's a very real danger of Facebook becoming the mass markert equivalent of profiling. Sure, we geeks can always cry "Fuck you!" when we read news like this but we'd only be shooting the messenger. Look around you, this is already happening. The solution I fear is to get a Facebook account and fill it out with fluffy lies, prerably with pictures of your mom and dad (but proabably not your little sister), and smiling girlffriend. Or you can try that Other Social Networking site with a real name policy if you want to maintain a semblance of Geekiness.

  152. I need to watch my wife now, eh? by ka9dgx · · Score: 1

    My wife used to have a FaceBook account, and she gave it up two years ago. Am I about to end up on the 11 O'clock news saying "she's not that kind of person", "she would never do such a thing", or "I just can't see her doing that" ?

  153. A correlation of 2. Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A correlation of 2. Nice

  154. Re:Stalking victim opts out of FaceBook - and Goog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how come 'don't take the internet seriously' never crossed your mind?

  155. Re:The Gentleperson's Guide To Forum Spies by TaoJones · · Score: 2

    And this is new how? alt.tasteless vs. rec.pets.cats? alt.fan.karl-malden.nose? Please - nothing new here. Mere distractions to keep us from sending postcards to Craig Shergold. He needs our support...

    --
    "Fear is the rootkit of democracy.." Blarkon
  156. Re:The Gentleperson's Guide To Forum Spies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    also, your PC gender terminology suggests you've been brainwashed too.

  157. FB counts to 666 in gematria! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > suggesting that anyone who abstains from Facebook altogether may be even more suspicious.

    facebook is jewish founded and owned and jews are beasts, because of what they do to the palestinians and because of their hatred of Jesus Christ, the King of Heavens. Christians who refrain from fb are refusing to carry the 666 sign of the beast on their foreheads and forearms.

  158. Sign #2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being German.

  159. I don't have a facebook account. by paper+tape · · Score: 1

    I don't have a facebook account, mainly because I neither want a potential employer judging me based on it, nor demanding my login. I also don't wish to have my information sold to whoever facebook is making deals with that week, as they change privacy policies.

  160. Re:Social Networks: Pathetic by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

    All my friends are in their late 30's and early 40's. I guess we must all be on the most wanted list, I think one guy has a facebook page that was only created to test one of the proxies at work and the rest of us have no interest in social media at all. Think I better wear a bullet proof vest to cards tomorrow night just in case!

  161. Good research! by zbychu900 · · Score: 1

    Hitler did not have a Facebook account either, and look how it turned out. The fact that it was reported in a German newspaper - coincidence? I think not!

  162. It's suspicious to opt-out by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

    of the corporo-government surveillance program.

    Or to deprive US corporations from their right to own the "content" representative of our lives.

    Not that I blame the government or the corporations, they're just doing what comes naturally to them.

    Now, the rest of you that use FB, etcetera, I have nothing but contempt and ridicule for the rest of you, you bunch of fucking stupid clones, YOU are what's wrong with the world.

    1. Re:It's suspicious to opt-out by inject_hotmail.com · · Score: 1

      +1

      People are getting what they deserve...too bad I'm getting what they deserve too.

  163. Inevitable by tgeller · · Score: 1

    This, or something like this, is inevitable.

    There are certain technical requirements for taking part in society and punishments can be severe.

    For example: I suspect that a parent in the U.S. could be considered "unfit" for not having any kind of phone. Well, maybe that on its own wouldn't be damning, but it would be taken into consideration in a custody battle.

    --
    Tom Geller
  164. What about *creating* facebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm perfectly OK with people not using Facebook. But creating it should be made criminal - if it hadn't grown so powerful that politicians now only see it as a source of campaign contributions..

  165. Facebook is a company, not an institution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have people forgotten that its a PRODUCT? It was built to make money, same as a chevy or a big mac. How can it be looked upon as abnormal not wanting to buy a product from a specific company? Are you abnormal if you don't have an iPhone? No? If you don't have a mobile phone? Yes? Really? Is conforming to the majority really that important? Have we become fascists?

    These product were not available just a few years ago and now you are considered dangerous just because you don't buy them!?!? I must quote a famous professor on this one: "I don't want to live on this planet anymore..."

  166. Grandma... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Grandmama refuses to get a Facebook account. I always knew there was a sinister twinkle in her eyes. Should I report her to TSA or FBI or CIA or DHS? I feel bad reporting here, but she could be a serial killer or terrorist or murderer. I loved her so much, too. I sure will miss here cookies and ice cream and pie. Poor Grandpapa, he'll be so lonely while Grammy is doing time. I just realized, Grandpapa doesn't have a Facebook account either! OMG, this is very serious.

  167. I'm not on Facebook by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty into social media and yet I don't have a Facebook account. This is for two big reasons. First of all, I'd have to use my real name on Facebook and I have a pseudonym I use on social media. I don't want that pseudonym tied back to my real name. (This is one reason why I quit using Google+.) Secondly, I have limited "social media" time. I have a day job and do freelance work at night (to say nothing of spending time with my family). I'd rather do one or two social media platforms well than spread myself over a bunch and struggle to keep up.

    --
    My sci-fi novel, Ghost Thief, is now available from Amazon.com.
  168. Profiling Databases Don't Oppress, People do. Not by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    actually, I want to say the opposite of the title, but the reasoning is similar to the gun control debate.

    With gun control there is the defending perception that guns don't kill but people do. There's a valid point there, but there's another one to counter it: if all you have is a hammer, every problem becomes a nail, namely the availability and prevalence of a pattern, will mean it will be used much more often.

    One can defend the system of profiling people and compiling databases with scores, where not having a facebook account increases your score with one unit, posting anonymously with another unit and so on. The database is just an assistance, there should be a person making the final decision. Of course that person should understand that not having a facebook account is by itself not enough reason to consider them a terrorist. Of course facebook is a weak indicator, there is only a weak correlation with terrorism. That is not a problem in profiling.

    But what happens in the real world? You get this database with scores, and it all doesn't mean very much but if you have a score of 10+ (you also listen to RATM, +1, read alternet.org , +1, have been critical of foreign policy, +5) and hey they're not accusing you of anything, but somehow at the airport you have to meet the softspoken man with the rubber glove , and if you don't like that, that's 5 points extra and you end up on the noflylist. The officers at the airport could allow you through, but the people who made the database must have known what they were doing, and it's all the information that they have on you, and it would be discriminating if they let some people pass and others not when they have the same score.

    So profiling can be counterproductive. And as always, it can be played to make the ratio of false positives worse than with random approaches. Now you know that if you have a certain plan, make sure you have a facebook account so as to keep your score down.

  169. Re: being a mammal = sign that you are a murderer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hah! This guy I used to work with showed me that. All he could remember from it was "biggest blackest boner". So he's at work, and googles for "biggest blackest boner" and gets in trouble.

  170. Sign me up for that list by Jawnn · · Score: 1

    You know, the one they put you on for not behaving like a good citizen in every thought and deed. WtF?!

  171. Auschwitz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, this is the same bunch who were "suspicious" of the Jews, the Poles, and of pretty much anybody who wasn't a blue-eyed blonde. Here we go again. Sigh*

  172. Uh oh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lock up all those shifty senior citizens!

  173. Re:Social Networks: Pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I consider my self a pioneer in the use of computers but also modern"

    Wow.

    "My experience covers the range from plug boards and punched cards to client-server networks and remote operation of PCs."

    Just wow. Dear God, are you Steve Jobs?

  174. Stasi SIGINT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ..was actually very sophisticated. If they had a CommieBook, they surely would have applied all sorts of Signals Intelligence Methods. Some say that the MfS was actually on the same level of competence as NSA was then.
    Just because ordinary people did not have much access to computers did not mean the state did not have access to such technology.
    See
    http://www.manfred-bischoff.de/ha_iii.htm#HA%20III

    Also, Stasi cryptologists were recycled after the breakdown of the GDR, as their high competence was deemed very valuable. They now work for Rhode&Schwarz, a commercial arm of the German government.

  175. Facebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is Facebook?

  176. Which account should I give HR access to? by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

    I have dozens of them. All fake, all friending the others to some extent as well as with a number of real people. I've even staged 'fights' between accounts.

  177. Guilty of pre-crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many of my real-life friends have no Facebook presence because they have cleared software jobs and have been instructed to not have social profiles or blogs in order to maintain their clearance.

    There you have it... All IT workers with a security clearance are potential mass-murderers.

  178. Sheeple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A facebook account indicates you are willing to have a corporation know every detail about your life, and are interested in a constant flow of trite and meaningless information.

    It helps identify sheeple, who are more likely to be harmless politically.

    1. Re:Sheeple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It helps identify sheeple

      A better way to identify them is by looking for people who use that word. It's one hundred percent accurate.

  179. From tagesspiegel.de by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the land that brought us, "Papiere bitte."

  180. Counter that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Facebook Users Could be Labeled Superficial. Always found people who used Facebook to find and maintain friendships to be severely flawed in their emotional and mental development. More depressing, there's 7 million of them. Post doesn't deserve full sentences.

  181. No - We just value our PRIVACY! by jerryjnormandin · · Score: 1

    One year ago I dumped my facebook account. I deleted all my posts, all my photos, all my friends, renamed my name to a fictitious name, and closed the account. The problem is when you close the account it's still there so that's why I went through the hassle of deleting everything. WHY? I'll tell you why. I've been married to my wife for 26 years. She's awesome, she's my best friend too. A Girlfriend I had before I met my wife found me on facebook, next thing you know an old circle of friends found me. My youngest son's gf was also posting questions to her friends, I was also a friend. The post said "should I pierce my nose" ? Me being the way I am said "hell no, you have a cute little nose. a piercing would make you look like a skank."... well.. maybe skank means more than it did in the 80s. My youngest son and his gf was upset with me so I said you know what ? Enough of this crap. I was using fb to share photos of 4 wheeling with my Jeep and stuff, I don't care to know what everyone is up to. And if my sweet wife read what the old gf posted out of context, she would get upset. So I deleted everything. It's been a year now and no more fb notifications! I prefer to keep it that way. My son's gf never got her nose pierced, in the end she agreed that her nose is too cute. And it turned out her dad said something similar to what I said. She's still with my son. I feel relieved that the old GF can't find me. I never posted my true street address, only the region I live in, that is all.

  182. RIBBON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who?! Who does not want to wear the ribbon?!?

  183. Conformity by SICKECHO · · Score: 1

    The TACA or the "Thought and Conformity Agency" want you to have a Facebook account, if you don't have Facebook you just might be the boogeyman, or a thought terrorist! Get your Facebook account today and avoid suspicion and persecution.

  184. this smacks of fascism - out of Germany you say?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah. here we go again. is time to nuke Germany . now!! instead of waiting till they start shit again. and YOU know they will, judging from their past actions.

  185. LALWOT by seansobes · · Score: 0

    The most dangerous people are below suspicion. That's why they're so successful. I'm tired of being forced to conform to Facebook. They can suck my ass.

  186. before i forget by KingBenny · · Score: 1

    i have this pdf file containing the whole psychological assessment of Breyvik. I forgot where i got it, i don't even know if i'm supposed to have it but if anyone would like to see it maybe i can post it somewhere. It's in german, lengthy, and a little more in depth than how not using facebook is the trait of a potential killer (should i delete this?) If i should please do it for me

    --
    Free speech was meant to be free for all... how can anyone grow up in a nanny state ?
  187. I just don't trust FB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never understood why anyone uses Facebook. Their continual changing of privacy rules, and their sheer incompetence are reasons enough not to trust them.

    Then again, I haven't bothered with MySpace or Google+, either.

  188. It's brilliant by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

    http://www.inc.com/eric-markowitz/facts-of-facebook-ipo-filing-that-will-boggle-your-mind.html

    FB is evil, and it's users are stupid assholes.

    Don't be a stupid asshole.

  189. security is the correct word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think security is the correct word. With the personal information gleaned from Facebook, it is much easier to stalk someone in real life, it is also easier to steal identities, it is also easier to harass people. I'd say those problems fall under the 'security' topic.

  190. Great Excuse for a Day Off! by StoneyMahoney · · Score: 1

    "I was arrested and questioned on suspicion of being a violent lunatic."

    Goes with...

    "Hitler was trying to kill me" - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6541343.stm and my commuter train route goes straight past Olympic Park. ...except I've genuinely used that one already :/

  191. Re: Impossible by slashrio · · Score: 1

    They don't need *everyone*, just a lot. And they also could hack your bluetooth so you won't even know it.

    --
    "Trump!!", the new Godwin.
  192. Re:Profiling Databases Don't Oppress, People do. N by SigmundFloyd · · Score: 1

    With gun control there is the defending perception that guns don't kill but people do. There's a valid point there

    No, there is not. It's just a silly semantic trick.
    People kill people? Yeah, using guns.

    --
    Knowledge is power; knowledge shared is power lost.
  193. Re:Profiling Databases Don't Oppress, People do. N by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    No it's not a semantic trick, it's about assigning all the responsibility to the individual and none to the environment, or in other words, it's taking two 'pure' instances and making them representative prototypes for the whole discussion:

    - a person very much motivated to commit murder will do so even if access to guns is made difficult

    - a person who does not want to kill will not do so even if there are plenty of weapons around.

  194. Nonfacebook users ain't bad people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So your view is that those who don't conform to the forced "norm" are bad people in so many words? Why don't you go back to communist Russia. It's people like you that keep me off facebook.

    1. Re:Nonfacebook users ain't bad people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, my name is Steve Knight and I wrote the nonfacebook users ain't bad people. I ain't an anonymous coward for not wanting to sign up with your stupid bullshit.

  195. Plain wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anders Behring Breivik was on Facebook (YES, Facebook), and had around 600 friends. He was a very active social media user. Facebook closed down his account when he was arrested, and the Norwegian police have made contact with Facebook to have them recover the profile for investigation. Facebook claims the data is erased and unrecoverable. I know this very well, I am Norwegian and have read thousands of news stories on the subject.

  196. this whole article is bass ackwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wouldn't not having a facebook and all these other social media sites make you MORE appealing to an employer? i mean if you don't have a facebook, linkedin, and twitter you obviously won't be spending company time on these websites, thus spend time actually working.