User: blai

Re:Spoiler Alert

On: Behind the Special Effects of Inception

he never leaves the top alone long enough to know if it's real or not. He always stops it partway, or it falls off the sink, or something; he never just sits and watches it spin until it stops

0:15:12
0:33:16
The top stopped spinning on its own twice on the supposed "real life" level. Bonus: he sat and watched it spin until it stopped for the 0:15:12 occasion.
It is one of those movies you simply must obtain after watching it in the theatre.

This stuff matters

On: EVE Player Loses $1,200 Worth of Game Time In-Game

That is good to know. Is this the first time that an online gaming account had been hacked?

Re:Oh oh

On: Kids Who Watch Popeye Cartoons Eat More Vegetables

yeah, I did that - you won't believe how much I paid my mom for those cookie see- WAIT A MINUTE

Re:Yeah, but where does this get ME?

On: Abandon Earth Or Die, Warns Hawking

Are you blaming people from 1800 on why global warming is making you pay more on air conditioning?

Gates is lying

On: Forget University — Use the Web For Education, Says Gates

The Bachelor of Porn is NOT recognized worldwide.

Re:Here's hoping they can track down peanut allerg

On: Researchers Pinpoint Cause of Gluten Allergies

Everyone is your citation. Ask how we grew up.

BAY AREA SMALL SPACE RENTAL

On: Creative Uses For Extra Drive Bays?

For only $600 a month. Barely used, like new!*
Guaranteed bay view.

*Driver not included

Re:Call me when it's in production

On: Gasoline From Thin Air

oh no. let's increase CO emission!

Re:Civ V almost here.

On: 400 Turns of Civilization V

wife?! kids?!

Thank you!

On: Happy System Administrator Appreciation Day

Ask your boss to stay with you till you leave work.

Re:Coal miners are unhappy with their salaries...

On: High-Frequency Programmers Revolt Over Pay

My bad... said miners are Chinese. The $10000 figure is actually $300.

172 years ago

On: 1-in-1,000 Chance of Asteroid Impact In ... 2182?

Nobody cared about global warming and burnt any kind of coal they found.

Re:Offline Wikipedia

On: A $20 8-Bit Wikipedia Reader For Your TV

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=download+wikipedia&l=1

You didn't try at all did you?

What is this

On: Data Sorting World Record — 1 Terabyte, 1 Minute

I have one record of size one terabyte.

Sort by size.
It is already sorted.
Sort finished. time: 0s! WTH!

Re:College

On: Your Online Education Experience?

Dunno about you but I'm forced into learning so much interesting stuff in a short period of time that I'm failing to absorb all of it.

Re:Statistics

On: Android Users Aren't As Disloyal As Reported

Leave it to the journalists.

logs

On: The End of Forgetting

/thread

Re:Hebrew vs Dutch

On: The Puzzle of Japanese Web Design

ANY foreign language will look cluttered because you brain is trying to create meaning out of chaos and failing

exactly so. These are terrible site examples. Try going to archive.org and find yahoo.com.hk from the 2000s...

Re:Are we still on this?!

On: Building a $200 Linux PC

No, Linux is nothing like iOS

Re:so, not a hole

On: Wi-Fi WPA2 Vulnerability Found

given that you trust what the server does with you?

Re:You Know

On: Rogers Shrinks Download Limits As Netflix Arrives

uh uh uh.. you still used the internet for slashdot!

Re:They deserved it

On: Apple Doesn't Appreciate Toilet Humor

WITH XML!

Re:iPood

On: Apple Doesn't Appreciate Toilet Humor

buffer overflows happen every now and then

Re:Wow

On: Pentagon Workers Tied To Child Porn

US folks who spy for foreign countries who get caught tend to do it for the money . . .

Re:Private Info?

On: 37 States Join Investigation of Google Street View

I'm broadcasting my MAC address and SSID intentionally. No shit it's illegal for you to detect and store it!

oh.