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  1. What do they do with engineers when they turn 40? on Ask Slashdot: Where Do Old Programmers Go? · · Score: 1

    They take them out back and shoot them.

  2. 2 Billion People Talking... on Facebook Crosses 2 Billion Monthly Users (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    ...Zero people listening.

  3. Re:Number One... on Star Trek Bridge Crew Gets IBM Watson-Powered Voice Commands (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Congratulations. You recognized a 'Beavis and Butthead' joke. Damn it. I got no points to give.

  4. Meet the new boss... on Trump Fires FBI Director James Comey (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    ... you know the rest.

  5. I thought it said... on Ask Slashdot: How To Improve At Work When You're Not Getting Feedback? · · Score: 1

    how to do improv at work. That would have been a much more interesting question.

  6. Re:ACA says you're wrong on Interns at Facebook, Google Out-Earn the Average American (axios.com) · · Score: 1

    Huzzah!

  7. Re: Okay, but someone wrote the algorithm on A Big Problem With AI: Even Its Creators Can't Explain How It Works (technologyreview.com) · · Score: 1

    Yes, but alternative facts say different.

  8. Re: This is unnecessary and stupid on Companies Start Implanting Microchips Into Workers' Bodies (latimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Hit a sore spot, snowflake?

  9. Re:This is unnecessary and stupid on Companies Start Implanting Microchips Into Workers' Bodies (latimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Which, coincidentally, are the top two millennial motivations!

  10. Re:Google as gatekeeper of truth on Google Tells Army of 'Quality Raters' To Flag Holocaust Denial (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    When you attempt to avoid (or cause) something, and in your avoiding (or causing), cause (or avoid) that thing to happen, that is irony. Unless he created the gas with the intention of saving lives, being killed by it is not irony.

  11. Re:Google as gatekeeper of truth on Google Tells Army of 'Quality Raters' To Flag Holocaust Denial (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Unless the gas was invented to save lives, no, that's not irony. It's unfortunate, but it's not ironic.

  12. Re:He seems to be completely bananas... on Elon Musk Says He'll Start Digging a Tunnel From SpaceX HQ Next Month (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    He SHALL pass. Period.

  13. Re:Made for millenials on Inside Peter Thiel's Genius Factory (backchannel.com) · · Score: 0

    Dang it. I have no mod points, otherwise I would have +1 for the laugh. .

  14. Mazes and Monsters Forever... on Dungeons & Dragons Inducted Into Toy Hall of Fame (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    ....Dungeons and Dragons Never! I am Pardue, and I am a holy man!

  15. .. it was going to be called "Circle-Jerk", but the domain was taken.

  16. Re:Weed it out! on Stanford's New Alcohol Policy Isn't Based On Much Research (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Stop it. You are making way too much sense.

  17. I said Lunch! on Falcon 9 Explodes On Pad (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    Not launch!

  18. Dick Cheney.... on 'Longest Living Human' Says He Is Ready For Death At 145 (telegraph.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    ....will outlive all of us.

  19. All these worlds are yours... on Juno Probe To Get First Up-Close Look At Jupiter On Saturday (space.com) · · Score: 1

    ...except Europa. Attempt no landing there. Use them together. Use them in peace.

  20. Re: Hackathon = free labor on MIT Announces VR and AR Hackathon (uploadvr.com) · · Score: 1

    Not surprisingly, a "Millennial " idea.

  21. Oh... on World's Largest Aircraft Completes Its First Flight (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    the humanity?

  22. They should bottle water from Flint ... on Florida Regulators OK Plan To Increase Toxins In Water (washingtontimes.com) · · Score: 1

    ... and send it down to Florida.

  23. ...this was going to happen.

  24. Re:We've been living in a post scarcity world on Millions of Chinese Stream Reality Shows Starring Themselves (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    No, there is a surplus of crap. Neither entertaining or enjoyable.

  25. The Special Place In Hell.. on IMAX Will Build You a Home Theater -- Starting at $400K (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    ...comes free!