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Apple Voiding Smokers' Warranties?

Mr2001 writes "Consumerist reports that Apple is refusing to work on computers that have been used in smoking households. 'The Apple store called and informed me that due to the computer having been used in a house where there was smoking, [the warranty has been voided] and they refuse to work on the machine "due to health risks of second hand smoke,"' wrote one customer. Another said, 'When I asked for an explanation, she said [the owner of the iMac is] a smoker and it's contaminated with cigarette smoke, which they consider a bio-hazard! I checked my Applecare warranty and it says nothing about not honoring warranties if the owner is a smoker.' Apple claims that honoring the warranty would be an OSHA violation. (Remember when they claimed enabling 802.11n for free would be a Sarbanes-Oxley violation?)"

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  1. is semen a biohazard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    would they not work on ipods that were listened to during sex?

    1. Re:is semen a biohazard? by flyneye · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well if your Iphone was used as a dildo, it might be considered hazardous bio waste.
      Hey, there are some weird fetishes and the cultish Mac adherents out there scare me anyway.
      It's not hard to see some lonely outcast out there peggin his bunghole cause the Iphone rubs his prostate "just right"
      It's a strange damn world and nothing Apple does ever surprises me anymore.

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    2. Re:is semen a biohazard? by dufachi · · Score: 1

      Is there an app for that?

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    3. Re:is semen a biohazard? by flyneye · · Score: 1

      Lol, on a side note, someone with an axe to grind is using all his mod points to find my comments all over /. and censor me with troll mods. I've got a Score:4 Troll elswhere. Does that mean I've done an admirable job trolling? wheeeeeeeeee

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  2. Wash it by EgNagRah · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does putting it in the dishwasher void the warranty?

    1. Re:Wash it by Kugrian · · Score: 4, Funny

      Only if there's ashtrays in the dishwasher.

    2. Re:Wash it by earnest+murderer · · Score: 3, Informative

      Maybe not, but it doesn't excuse not honoring the warranty.

      I don't think anyone is demanding they work on it. They're just as welcome to replace the device.

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    3. Re:Wash it by chudnall · · Score: 4, Informative

      Having done computer repairs for heavy smokers, I would void the warranty just for the damage it does to the electronics. There is nothing as disgusting as the inside of a smoker's computer. After a few months, the tar will have completely enveloped the heatsink, power supply, and every fan in the system. Sometimes it's so thick that the air cans can't blow it out. I've replaced a lot of fried motherboards because of this.

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    4. Re:Wash it by codematic · · Score: 1

      OMG they are POSTAL over water damage on those... so im thinking they'd say its voiding the warranty...

    5. Re:Wash it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, but this article is flamebait anyway. I know people who service Apple machines and they don't refuse the ones with tar on them. They complain about it, sure, but so would you. I'm happy for Consumerist that they managed to scrape together a few anecdotes, but until you hear something official, (which you never will) don't buy it.

    6. Re:Wash it by mikechant · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would note that despite myself and my wife smoking fairly heavily in the same room as our previous PC, it did actually take *nine years* before it burst into blue flames...

    7. Re:Wash it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've worked in a computer store and we would occasionally be given a PC to fix which has obviously come from a household of heavy smokers.

      When I say obviously, the insides were covered in and smelt heavily of tobacco smoke residue. We had to give them back to the customers because 1) It was absolutely disgusting to work on, and 2) there was a good chance that the issues experienced were due to corrosion that was apparent from the smoke residue. Any sort of cooling fan just sucks it in.

      If it was actually one of the boxes we sold, I would have voided the warrenty as well.

    8. Re:Wash it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having done computer repairs for heavy smokers, I would void the warranty just for the damage it does to the electronics. There is nothing as disgusting as the inside of a smoker's computer. After a few months, the tar will have completely enveloped the heatsink, power supply, and every fan in the system. Sometimes it's so thick that the air cans can't blow it out. I've replaced a lot of fried motherboards because of this.

      This only applies if (and only if!) the computer is used in a house (or room) belonging to a heavy (and/or chainsmoker), who smokes in the same vicinity as their computer. That being said, if Apple (and not just some Apple Store employee, who is not representative of Apple inc.) wanted to refuse service to damage caused by a smoker's environment, they should add a clause to the warranty saying that it doesn't cover tar damage or buildup from environmental factors (much like it doesn't cover "acts of god").

    9. Re:Wash it by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      The computers of Cat owners are also pretty disgusting (not to mention the fact that I'm allergic to cats). I think this should be the next target on Apple's hit list, if you own a cat and if you let it go near your computer -- then your warranty should be void.

    10. Re:Wash it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can understand this, the creepy old lady down stairs set her apartment on fire, totalling it, the inside of my main desktop looks really sticky. There is this very dark brown _funk_ on the walls inside, thankfully, my system still runs, I am using it now, maybe god spared it's soul because it runs linux.

    11. Re:Wash it by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 3, Informative

      I've been an ex smoker for quite a few years now and it is a bad habit. But I have to say your claim is unadulterated BS. I've built, rebuilt and modded my own machines for years while I was a heavy smoker and have NEVER seen anything like what you're claiming. I don't know why you would bother to invent something that is so obviously untrue but it is both amazing and depressing that people are so unquestioning as to accept it as "informative."

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    12. Re:Wash it by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Would acetone and a small brush not remove the tar pretty easily?

    13. Re:Wash it by L'ano+Itar · · Score: 5, Informative

      As a reformed heavy-smoker who also smoked in a room full of computers, I'll call your bull... er, bluff on this one. I generally take apart my computers once a year or so to blow out the dust and remove the cat fur that inevitably clogs the intakes. I've never had an issue with tar on heatsinks, nor premature failure of components. Some of my machines were in constant use for up to a decade before finally being retired.

      Non-smokers whining about the smell of old tobacco is one thing, but when we resort to lies to "prove" a point, there is no argument.

    14. Re:Wash it by Z80xxc! · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly. If you eat an icecream cone above your Mac and it drips all over and melted ice cream gets inside the computer, that's not covered under warranty. If you never dust off your computer and it dies from overheating, I doubt that's covered either. Eating an ice cream cone is legal, as is neglecting to dust your computer. Nevertheless, they're both things which are neglectful and thus should not be covered.

    15. Re:Wash it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lovely b.s.

      I'm a smoker, and I've kept computers up and running for 5+ years (before giving up on them due to obsolescence, not e.g. fan failure, &c. due to build up of tar).

      Old computers from the desks of friends who are smokers will often have a really heavy buildup of ... DUST on the e.g. fan, exhaust ports, heat sink, &c., but not "tar".

      Get over the OMG, the smokers are KILLING us ALL!!!11!!! hysteria, and focus on something more useful.

    16. Re:Wash it by LBt1st · · Score: 1

      And what do you think causes the dust to be sticky in smokers' computers?

      I too have worked in a shop and have seen brown sticky dust buildup seize fans and cause failures.
      I've also found dead animals in people's computer cases.

      The smokers here calling BS are also people who regularly maintain their systems. You are a minority.
      Joe-Marlboro's computer sucks in gunk for years without being touched other then to be turned off and on.

    17. Re:Wash it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right that most saying 'no problem' probably clean their computers every 6-12 months. Still, 5+ years of dust in anyones computer is going to sieze fans and cause failures.

    18. Re:Wash it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having done computer repairs for heavy smokers, I would void the warranty just for the damage it does to the electronics. There is nothing as disgusting as the inside of a smoker's computer. After a few months, the tar will have completely enveloped the heatsink, power supply, and every fan in the system. Sometimes it's so thick that the air cans can't blow it out. I've replaced a lot of fried motherboards because of this.

      you suck-upper dumbhead. You support these control freaks? I would not like to know you. This world is in a BAD enough mess without people like you in it.

    19. Re:Wash it by Barny · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Here here.

      Nothing worse than working on a smokers PC, the cigarete tar usually filters through any dust in the machine to make a fine layer of sludge (kinda like mud but a whole lot worse) on EVERYTHING.

      Having said "nothing worse" yes I have repaired machines where mouse urine shorted the CPU socket, where a nest of white tail spiders (look them up, they have a fun bite) had taken up residence and even a computer that had been in a babies room and was full of talcum powder. And you know why? At the end of the day, you can wash the smell of all that off yourself, but cigarette tar takes about 3 days to fully get rid of the stink.

      However, they really should put it in their warranty info, I know we have :)

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    20. Re:Wash it by atamido · · Score: 1, Informative

      You've obviously never seen tar buildup, let alone on computer parts. The tar is an extremely sticky residue and does not just blow off, or even wash off. You could run the inside of the system through the dish washer, and it wouldn't make any difference.

    21. Re:Wash it by atamido · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can confirm the GP's experiences. I have seen this and the result is somewhat similar to the residue left by a burning building, although I think that the tar is stickier. The amount of smoke and ventilation may have affected how much was deposited for you.

    22. Re:Wash it by atamido · · Score: 1

      Not from inside the gearings and grooves of a fan. Although it would be interesting to see how effected Acetone would be.

    23. Re:Wash it by atamido · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I can confirm seeing what the grandparent saw. Other commentors have commented the same as you, so there may be other variables. A different type of cigarette possibly? Smoke density?

    24. Re:Wash it by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      It was a pack a day, every day, right beside the macnine in a small room with no open windows and one door.

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    25. Re:Wash it by atamido · · Score: 1

      Possibly the type of cigarettes and amount of dust had an affect? I can't really say what makes the difference, just that when there is a smoker's machine with gunk in it, it is bad.

    26. Re:Wash it by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Non-smokers whining about the smell of old tobacco is one thing..."

      Classic. You denigrate the people who dare to complain about having to be near someone who is foul smelling. Imagine working with someone who never bathed. That is a similar experience to being around smokers.

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    27. Re:Wash it by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I can't really say what makes the difference, just that when there is a smoker's machine with gunk in it, it is bad.

      Is that an anecdote, or a statistic ?
      That is, did you get a record of every customer's smoking habits before you opened up the machine, and then perform a correlation on the thickness of debris against the (pre-recorded) smoking habits ; or did you open up a particularly dirty machine and say "must be a smoker's". Which would be a classic example of a "confirmation bias".
      Like this post's GP, I used to be a fairly heavy smoker, at the desktop, building up and tearing down machine after machine. Yes, I did notice a moderate amount of tar and dust (fluff) in the machines, but nothing excessive. I'd notice similar amounts of dust and gunge when I got a machine from Peet, who is an aggressive "if you're lighting that, I'm leaving the bar" non-smoker and a moderately severe asthmatic. Machines from houses with a cat or dog though ... really mucky. The printer with the dead mouse in it, we never asked if the mouse was a smoker or non-smoker. Possibly the dirtiest computers come from smoking households with a dog and no cats to keep the mice down. But I'd hesitate to assert that the correlation was a causality until I'd done a lot more work than the topic justifies.
      Apple are evil liars ; quelle surprise!

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    28. Re:Wash it by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Sticky gunk on fans and electronics isn't necessarily from smoking or pets. Cooking fumes can penetrate a large portion of a house and carry a lot of grease. There will even be some oils on your breath after a greasy meal.

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    29. Re:Wash it by JobyOne · · Score: 1

      I used to smoke 30 unfiltered hand-rolled cancer sticks a day, mostly at my desk in front of my constantly on computers. These weren't those pansy filtered cigarettes either, I used to find chunks of tar in the pouches my tobacco came in. I never saw anything remotely like the damage you're describing.

      If I had to pick a lifestyle choice that would void computer warranties I would pick pets. Pet hair has gummed up more fans and heat sinks of mine than any amount of smoking ever could.

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    30. Re:Wash it by GMC-jimmy · · Score: 1

      That is a similar experience to being around smokers.

      No. You are exaggerating. I've had to work around both when I served in the military. It's not the same. People that won't bathe are much worse. Just research the history of plagues and you'll find all the proof that you need.

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    31. Re:Wash it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      im sorry, but thats funny.

    32. Re:Wash it by Xest · · Score: 1

      It's probably the difference between smokers who smoke outside because their spouse or whatever forces them to and smokers who sit smoking at their desk and drop ash onto their keyboard.

    33. Re:Wash it by Xest · · Score: 1

      "Just research the history of plagues and you'll find all the proof that you need."

      What are you on about? Causes of plague include food kept in unclean conditions, poor disposal of human waste, and ironically, in this context, people washing in shared rivers that were also used for drinking.

      The guy was right and was mostly talking about smell, and smokers really don't smell any better than people who rarely wash, but then, maybe you're a smoker and like the guy who doesn't wash, just doesn't notice it?

    34. Re:Wash it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is true. I can also attest to hard disks lasting only about 1 year.

      20-30 a day for 20 years. 0 since may.

    35. Re:Wash it by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      I've got to back you up on this one, since nobody agrees with you. I work as a computer technician, and I can say that sometimes I get smokers machines that fill my tech room with noxious smoker smell, as well as have a thick layer of tar over all the components. It's true, this really does happen. Albeit, not all smoker's pcs have this thick layer of tar, it does happen, and it's really gross.

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    36. Re:Wash it by doggo · · Score: 1

      Amen to that, Have Brain, what a bunch of horse shit. Anti-smokers are seriously obnoxious, and this particular case is downright ridiculous. I'm pretty sure that as long as you don't start the motherboard from the smoker's machine on fire and huff the smoke, you'll be okay handling it for repair. Jeeziz, what a bunch of pussies.

  3. I don't blame them by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1, Troll

    I moved into a house previously owned by a smoker. Almost got nicotine poisoning just from touching the wallpaper...

     

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    1. Re:I don't blame them by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 0

      The outgassing from those computers is worse for your health than cigarette smoke residue, I assure you.

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    2. Re:I don't blame them by GuerreroDelInterfaz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why did you choose it if you you did not like it?

    3. Re:I don't blame them by ari_j · · Score: 0

      The only time in my life I've had a histamine reaction to anything was when I sublet an apartment from a smoker. Within 2 weeks, I was covered in red specks and went to the doctor thinking I had flea bites (the tenant I sublet from also had a dog) or something. He laughed at me and told me to take Claritin. The only thing that had changed in my life compared to the past was the smoke absorbed in the walls and furniture.

    4. Re:I don't blame them by johnlcallaway · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What a bunch of bs .... post the medical findings and I'll listen.

      I have not seen ANY studies that suggest that OCCASIONAL exposure to second hand smoke is a hazard. Yep .. working in a bar 8 hours a day that is filled with smoke is. Living in a house with parents that smoke is. But NOT walking through a cloud of smoke for 5 seconds, or working on a computer.

      Find one that suggests how often somebody has to walk through a cloud of smoke or work on a computer and I'll accept this. Until then .. they can STFU.

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    5. Re:I don't blame them by TheLink · · Score: 1

      The bed and dust mites might be different from the ones your body were used to...

      It could be fleas - but normally dog fleas just bite humans around the ankle areas.

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    6. Re:I don't blame them by DurendalMac · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Having worked on many Macs that were owned by smokers, I'll bet that this particular one was clogged to hell with ash and nicotine stains. Seriously. I've had some iMacs from smokers that smelled nasty, but were still relatively clean inside. Then I've seen iMacs that were utterly DISGUSTING on the inside. Every inch clogged with ash, the whole thing stained...ugh. We had to take it out back with an air compressor. No warranty on that one. I specifically asked Apple's techie tech support about that one (SPS) and asked if EXCESSIVE buildup of cigarette residue was cause for a warranty violation. They said yes and that if that thing had come into a repair depot, they'd have refused to work on it.

      Bottom line: I seriously doubt this thing just smelled a bit like cigarettes. It was probably revolting, yellowed, and filled with ash.

    7. Re:I don't blame them by rvw · · Score: 1

      I moved into a house previously owned by a smoker. Almost got nicotine poisoning just from touching the wallpaper...

      A house or car is something different than a computer, I think. But when you buy a house, you should have smelled it before you signed the contract. A car can be horrible. But a computer??? I mean, it smells yeah, but there is no smoke involved here. At least, not until the thing goes up into flames.

    8. Re:I don't blame them by lawnsprinkler · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The only thing that had changed in my life compared to the past was the smoke absorbed in the walls and furniture.

      Really? That's the only thing that changed? Did the thought that there might be any number of other invisible toxins in that apartment ever enter your mind or did you just stop at the first one you could pull out of your ass? You also don't think it could be a physical reaction to the stress of moving and having to adjust to an entirely new environment either? It couldn't be anything else? You've managed to discount every other possibility and the most plausible one is "smoking residue"?

    9. Re:I don't blame them by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Informative

      I would buy that if they had said, "The computer was destroyed by accumulated dust and dirt. User's fault." But they didn't. They blamed some nebulous reasoning about the computer causing lung cancer in the repairman. In other words, brown-and-smelly bull.

      (1) When did Microsoft buy-out Apple? They must have taken-down the "Don't be evil" mission statements.

      (2) Is there any proof that SMELL can cause lung problems? I thought Penn&Teller debunked that nonsense several years ago.

      Trivia -

      - If you buy anything that smells like smoke, and the seller did not reveal it, you can get a refund through Paypal or Amazon. I just did that with a suit that was claimed to be "new" and it did still have tags, but it absolutely stank of smoke. So I get a refund, no questions asked (except for some hatemail from a very angry housewife).

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    10. Re:I don't blame them by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 4, Informative

      (1) When did Microsoft buy-out Apple? They must have taken-down the "Don't be evil" mission statements.

      You seem to be confusing Apple and Google.

      (2) Is there any proof that SMELL can cause lung problems?

      No one said smell can cause lung problems anymore than people claim sight can cause your chest cavity to be punctured because you can see a guy aiming a gun at you. Smell is a sense which can be used to detect things that are potentially damaging, like carcinogens.

    11. Re:I don't blame them by certain+death · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How the fuck does a computer get filled with ash? Were they using it as an ashtray? Working for a living sometimes presents situations that you would prefer to not have to deal with, but does not relieve you of your duties. Quit being a Nancy and do your job.

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    12. Re:I don't blame them by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      It also may be a comfort issue. Perhaps apple believes that it's unreasonable to expect non-smokers to work in a smoky environment for hours at a time, health hazards or not.

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    13. Re:I don't blame them by Colin+Smith · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why did you choose it if you you did not like it?

      House, barn, stable and several hectares of land for (relatively) peanuts.

      We have these things, called detergents, also water which can be used to "clean" things. I know that's a novel concept for many smokers. Then we have this other stuff called "paint" which can be put on top of pre-existing walls with a "brush" or "roller" to cover what cannot be "cleaned".

       

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    14. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      But the reefer madness and junk science used by the tobacco prohibitionists has convinced people of the lies that second hand smoke is worse than plutonium. And lawyers and juries and OSHA will enforce these lies that will have employees opening computers in biohazard suits while they will sit quietly on a bench while a diesel bus idles next to them.

    15. Re:I don't blame them by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      Well, the ash floats around in the air, the cooling fan of the mac draws the ash in through the vents, it hits a nice warm bit of the logic board and sticks there. Easy, wasn't it?

    16. Re:I don't blame them by Seng · · Score: 2, Funny

      Umm, genius, there are these things in laptops called fans... If you force air out of one orifice, physics dictate that you must have an intake, or else you have a perfect vacuum that would eventually crush the entire laptop.

      So, given we can't violate physics, small particles of ash will eventually get sucked in where they get stuck.

    17. Re:I don't blame them by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Spoken like somebody with a large amount of money. Around here you don't really have that kind of luxury, rent alone here is far more than a mortgage is in many parts of the country.

    18. Re:I don't blame them by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ammonia based cleaners (particularly Formula 409) are extremely effective at removing cigarette tar buildup. At my previous tech job we actually had a wash station similar to a automotive parts washer that we built because of the handful of chain-smokers we provided service to. Our warranty also explicitly excluded fans damaged by tar buildup and the resulting heat damage. We structured our fees in such a way that it encouraged our addict customers to bring in their computers regularly for cleaning instead of having to buy a new motherboard/processor/power supply every 18 months.

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    19. Re:I don't blame them by kramerd · · Score: 0, Troll

      I moved into a house previously owned by a smoker. Almost got nicotine poisoning just from touching the wallpaper...

      Were you licking the wallpaper?

      Otherwise, that would be impossible.

      Either you are a liar, or your immune system is so weak that you must have been a smoker for 20 years. The people who modded you up are idiots, and your signature contains an error that causes it to more grammatically incorrect than anything that kdawson or soulskill ever wrote.

    20. Re:I don't blame them by kramerd · · Score: 1

      Sorry to respond to myself, but fucking Muphry's law and all...

    21. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is unlikely that anyone at the repair place was stupid enough to actually believe it posed a health risk.

      Probably, the owner of the computer was an annoying little bitch that wouldn't shut up. Most likely, telling them that their warranty was voided because they ruined it themselves made them all mad, and they had to come up with another explanation, thus the health hazard stuff.

      Have you ever worked in computer repair? Sometimes people don't take your diagnosis well. Sometimes they get pissed off. Sometimes you need to lie to them to get them out of your face.

      They don't get paid enough to deal with the idiots who come in and disagree with a professional's opinion based on the fact that they don't like what it is.

    22. Re:I don't blame them by evanbd · · Score: 1

      Your assurances are very nice to have, I'm sure, but do you have any citations to go with them?

    23. Re:I don't blame them by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Tobacco is a health hazard when you have to repair a machine clogged with it. During the cleaning process it is bound to be on you and into the air around you. Even just replacing a clogged heatsink stirs it up.

      Apple have a legal responsibility to protect their staff. In this case that would mean protective clothing and a gas mask. That seems unreasonable for a warranty repair since the problem is entirely of the user's own making.

      I imagine Apple would refuse to repair a machine clogged with normal house dust for the same reason. Smoking in enclosed public spaces is banned in many countries, which should tell you something about it's affect on health.

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    24. Re:I don't blame them by arashi+sohaku · · Score: 3, Informative

      Killz white primer paint works wonders on smoke impregnated walls. Not a shill... just used it on the walls in my house. Sometimes the house is worth it, even if there's smoker's residue. Like someone else said, clean it first, then Killz the rest. :)

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    25. Re:I don't blame them by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1
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    26. Re:I don't blame them by shentino · · Score: 1

      There's always this thing called a "filter"

    27. Re:I don't blame them by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      (2) Is there any proof that SMELL can cause lung problems? I thought Penn&Teller debunked that nonsense several years ago.

      If you're talking about MCS, it's a real condition. Whether it's caused by a physical or mental reaction is irrelevant. If you're talking about being irritated by things which smell, it's real too; There are lots of things which smell which will cause sinus or even lung irritation. In addition, musk (a typical additive in perfumes) is a hormone, and other chemical compounds can follow it through a cell wall like an arrow's shaft following the point. Unfortunately, there is literally no control in this nation over what you can put in a perfume unless the thing you want to add is itself somehow controlled.

      Citing Penn & Teller, Mythbusters, or other entertainment-oriented television shows is a gigantic failure. Any of those guys will tell you that what they are doing is not rigorous scientific research, it's entertainment. Why don't you just cite some of the talking heads on Faux News while you're at it?

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    28. Re:I don't blame them by AlamedaStone · · Score: 5, Funny

      But the reefer madness and junk science used by the tobacco prohibitionists has convinced people of the lies that second hand smoke is worse than plutonium. And lawyers and juries and OSHA will enforce these lies that will have employees opening computers in biohazard suits while they will sit quietly on a bench while a diesel bus idles next to them.

      Apple users don't take the bus, you insensitive clod.

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    29. Re:I don't blame them by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Informative

      But lung cancer isn't caused by smell. It's caused by particulates (smoke) and the repairman is not smoking or breathing smoke.

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    30. Re:I don't blame them by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Who says he had a choice?
      You take the property that you can afford, which is within reasonable distance of where you work... There might not be much choice.
      Some people have an apartment provided for them, usually when they cannot afford one of their own...
      For some people, the only other options are likely to be homelessness or jail.

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    31. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one said smell can cause lung problems anymore than people claim sight can cause your chest cavity to be punctured because you can see a guy aiming a gun at you. Smell is a sense which can be used to detect things that are potentially damaging, like carcinogens.

      On the other hand, some materials have odor thresholds above their toxic thresholds - that is, if you can smell them, they've already done their damage.

    32. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paint does not remove the nicotine stains. The stains seep through several layers in under two weeks. Destroying both the wallpaper and the dry wall is a the only way to remove nicotine stains from houses.
      Most people never consider this while looking browsing households.

    33. Re:I don't blame them by BitZtream · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow, way to exagerate beyond belief. You're also one of those people that coughs when someone outside, 30 feet away, downwind is smoking too, aren't you?

      I don't smoke and I still hate this sort of ridiculous shit.

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    34. Re:I don't blame them by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      I moved into a house previously owned by a smoker. Almost got nicotine poisoning just from touching the wallpaper...

      I call serious BS. Even if you ate all the wallpaper in the house, it would not be enough to give you nicotine poisoning. However, that much glue would probably kill you. Your symptoms, if you even had them, were psychosomatic at best. Otherwise, you would not be able to walk into a bar that allows smoking and touch a bar stool, a dart or pool que, or even a door knob to go to the john.

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    35. Re:I don't blame them by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Informative

      I've used it too, and it's great, but it's called Kilz, not Killz. One is a brand name, the other is leet speak.

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    36. Re:I don't blame them by jo_ham · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's one of those cumulative cases though, I would assume (whether they are being excessively pernickety or not), that while working on 1 computer coved in tar residue is not so bad, working on 500 might be. Just like visiting a smoke-filled bar just once might not be, but working there every day is...

      I'm sure that, especially in more recent times, the service people at Apple don't have to service more than 1 tar-covered machine per day, but heading this off at the pass is just Apple's way of protecting their employees - it should be stated in the warranty though, or I'm not certain that they can enforce it.

      Pay for someone else (on their own dime) who will service it instead or something if they don;t want their own employees to have to handle it.

    37. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Thanks for the wikipedia link. But do you have any citations?

      Real citations, that is.

    38. Re:I don't blame them by jimicus · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's always this thing called a "filter"

      There is, but you and I don't get much say in the design of a typical laptop and a significant amount of computer kit doesn't have filters on the air inlets.

    39. Re:I don't blame them by evanbd · · Score: 1

      Yeah, plastics can be toxic. Do you have a citation that compares it to cigarette smoke?

    40. Re:I don't blame them by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Not smoke; smoke residue. That is what this case is about, and that is what I said in my post. Cigarette smoke residue is a lot less hazardous than cigarette smoke...

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    41. Re:I don't blame them by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      second hand smoke is worse than plutonium

      OMG it's true! AC said so on Slashdot!

    42. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Perhaps you have never heard of Occam's Razor? Read the linked page, you might learn something.

      You're welcome.

    43. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I worked with a guy who was a programmer once. He worked at night and barricaded himself in a completely dark room and chained smoked. He sometimes left as people were arriving and thick smoke wafted out of the room when he opened the door. There were no color monitors at the time only amber if you were lucky mostly green CRT's. A few days after I joined I made the mistake of going in that room and came out hacking and coughing like I was gonna die. Nobody went in after that episode....

      When he left the organization the entire room had to be gutted including new drywall and carpets. All computers and printers in the room had to be tosssed.

    44. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The resinous tar is pretty nasty regardless of how carcinogenic it may or may not be. I worked as a Genius at an Apple Store up until about 2 years ago and though it didn't happen often, we would turn away computers that were just to gross to work on. When someone brings in a computer that is completely stained yellow and reeks of cigarette smoke, I don't want to work on it. It may not cause cancer or lung problems, but it can cause throat irritation and headaches.

      It's not light or average smoking that will do this, you'd have to have a heavy habit of smoking around the computer to get it those shades of yellow. Likewise, if your computer smells of cat urine, or you've wiped boogers all over it, or are greasy lotion stains all around, have some courtesy and relize that other people may not enjoy living in basements.

    45. Re:I don't blame them by flydpnkrtn · · Score: 1

      We have these things, called detergents, also water which can be used to "clean" things. I know that's a novel concept for many smokers. Then we have this other stuff called "paint" which can be put on top of pre-existing walls with a "brush" or "roller" to cover what cannot be "cleaned".

      This is offtopic but it always seems like people can whip out their most sarcastic, dickish tone online without blinking an eye... if you were just being snarky and joking around throw a smiley on the end of that or something

      Otherwise stop being a dick... jeez. Would you say that in person to someone you just randomly struck up a conversation with?

    46. Re:I don't blame them by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Lung cancer is not caused by smell, both lung cancer and smell are caused by particulates.

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    47. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have, apparently, never worked in a tech shop and had to clean up one of these nasty motherfuckers. It's not a case of being gross. It's a case of being very likely HORRIBLE for your health to work on one. And you're not equipped to handle that kind of issue. I really could be ruled as a biohazard to work on one. Apple's protecting their employees on this one, and I can't blame them. If you're smoking like a chimney next to your machine, and you're expecting some non-smoker to put up with the health hazards and the smell (which, frankly, is WORSE than being next to a smoker) to fix your shit when it breaks, you're an asshole.

      Plain and simple.

    48. Re:I don't blame them by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Insightful
      But the reefer madness and junk science used by the tobacco prohibitionists has convinced people of the lies that second hand smoke is worse than plutonium.

      Second hand smoke is certainly a health hazard.

      But the computers in question aren't emitting smoke (if they were, I don't really think they're fixable), they have a gunky residue.

      Computers are made of all kinds of toxic substances. Just don't lick them, and wear surgical gloves, and you should be okay.

    49. Re:I don't blame them by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Then we have this other stuff called "paint" which can be put on top of pre-existing walls with a "brush" or "roller" to cover what cannot be "cleaned."

      Yea, and the mold that grows behind it justs makes stuff worse.

      Strip the paint, reapply. Anything else is lazy and hazardous.

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    50. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You ever seen a smoker's laptop before?

      Ever taken one apart and seen the tar residue coating nearly every surface that comes into contact with air? I thought not. It is absolutely *vile*.

    51. Re:I don't blame them by Khyber · · Score: 3, Informative

      A smell is caused by particulate matter hitting your olfactory senses.

      smelling smoke = breathing some trace of smoke.

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    52. Re:I don't blame them by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      The poster blamed some nebulous reasoning; we don't know what Apple really said.

    53. Re:I don't blame them by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Sigh. (puts on gas mask). Now I can protect myself from those dangerous fart, flower, and grass smells too.

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    54. Re:I don't blame them by evanbd · · Score: 1

      Like I said... nice assurances. I wouldn't be surprised if you're right, but there is nasty crap in smoke residue, so I wouldn't be surprised if you're wrong. Citation?

    55. Re:I don't blame them by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Computers were better when they didn't have fans. They stayed a lot cleaner internally.

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    56. Re:I don't blame them by lukas84 · · Score: 1

      Last time i moved, 70% of the appartments i looked at had a "smoking forbidden" clause in their contracts.

    57. Re:I don't blame them by rvw · · Score: 1

      Spoken like somebody with a large amount of money.

      A few cans of paint and/or new wallpaper can make a big difference as well.

    58. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But lung cancer isn't caused by smell. It's caused by particulates (smoke) and the repairman is not smoking or breathing smoke.

      There really should be a -1 (Moron) mod.

    59. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're missing the point. Apple is not making any health related claims here. The only claim Apple has made is that forcing their technicians to work on these computers is an OSHA violation. Perhaps we should be complaining about how ridiculous some of these OSHA rules can be. As for Apple, all they're doing is covering their ass from a legal standpoint. In today's litigious America, that's an incredibly wise thing.

      It sucks, but blame the lawyers, not Apple.

    60. Re:I don't blame them by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      You sir, need to step away from the computer and have a nap.

    61. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smell is a sense which can be used to detect things that are potentially damaging, like carcinogens.

      Sight is a sense which can be used to detect things that are potentially damaging, like Cerenkov radiation.

      Please, don't be such an intellectually dishonest twit.

    62. Re:I don't blame them by westlake · · Score: 1

      But NOT walking through a cloud of smoke for 5 seconds, or working on a computer.

      You can be working on a computer - or computer repairs - 9 to 5. That is far more than your five seconds of casusal exposure.

      Even a few minutes of exposure to tobacco smoke can be enough to trigger an asthma attack, heighten the chances of blood clotting, damage heart arteries and begin the kind of cell damage that can result in cancer.

      Report unequivocal about dangers of secondhand smoke

      Secondhand Smoke: Questions and Answers

      ,

    63. Re:I don't blame them by HopeOS · · Score: 1

      Have you considered the possibility that after years of perpetual vapor deposition, smoke tar might possibly have a higher chemical concentration then that of a momentary cloud of smoke? As to whether the chemical accumulation in smoke tar is itself hazardous, I have no evidence either way.

    64. Re:I don't blame them by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that, especially in more recent times, the service people at Apple don't have to service more than 1 tar-covered machine per day, but heading this off at the pass is just Apple's way of protecting their employees

      If Apple wants to protect employees then it should require employees to wear gas masks or oxygen tanks. I haven't seen one employee doing this in an Apple store, yet I bet all those Macs, iPhones, iPods, and all that packaging used outsources gases worse than cigarette tar.

      Heck, seeing as how Apple is supposed to be so hip and oxygen bars are hip, I don't know why Apple isn't infusing their facilities with oxygen bars too.

      Falcon

      Oh, BTW I do not hate or oppose Macs, I like Macs and OS X. I'm typing this on my MacBook Pro running Leopard and I have my Snow Leopard DVD close at hand for when I'm ready to install it. And when I get a new laptop it's likely to another MacBook Pro, unless of course Apple continues with this BS!

    65. Re:I don't blame them by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      Since residue is just smoke that is no longer floating around, and since it accumulates rather than disperses, residue would actually be MORE hazardous than smoke. Moving it around will aerosolize it again and it can probably be absorbed through the skin too.

    66. Re:I don't blame them by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      If they are that bad off they should probably worry about the meth residue more than the smoke, because you'd be surprised how many lower income houses have been cooked in. I have seen houses so bad that after the new tenants ended up in the hospital from that crap leaching off everywhere they had to tear the house apart wearing hazmat outfits.

      In lower income homes that is a much bigger threat to your health than second hand smoke IMHO. Once a house has been cooked in you can NEVER get that shit out of the walls and the amount of toxins in meth is just insane.

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    67. Re:I don't blame them by sjames · · Score: 1

      I would think the greater hazard would be a combination of leftover flux and a massive accumulation of household dust in the fans and heatsinks.

    68. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And sucking chest wound's aren't caused by guns, they're caused by bullets which are given off by guns when people muck around with them

    69. Re:I don't blame them by the-bobcat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If walking through a cloud of 2nd hand smoke isn't a hazard, why does it make me cough ? Is it a sign that I'm fit ? On the topic. I won't exactly blame Apple for this, in my personal experience a laptop coming from a smokers home is generally more dirty, particularly in the fan, where huge lumps of congested hair and dust will generally be thicker on a smokers machine nearly eliminating airflow.

    70. Re:I don't blame them by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      depends on the age demographic, there are plenty of "poor college kids" sporting 2K$ laptops.

    71. Re:I don't blame them by mpe · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, some materials have odor thresholds above their toxic thresholds - that is, if you can smell them, they've already done their damage.

      However some, such as H2S, can only be smelt at low concentrations

    72. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I concur absolutely.

      For my electronic hobbies, I once purchased a used oscilloscope. In its previous existence, the instrument must have been used by chain-smoking engineers because it simply reeked of thick smoke residue for a long time. Being a non-smoker, I would sometimes literally be forced to cough when I came too close to the back vents. To save a few dollars I probably lopped a few years off my life span.

    73. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What brand of nonsense is this? If one can smell it, one is experiencing the effect of particles in the nose. Smoke is particles being wafted about by convection. But those same particles can eventually settle on or within some material and then, when these settled particles are resuspended and recirculated by air currents, we have smell. There is no difference, and no less danger, between the two states.

    74. Re:I don't blame them by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      I agree that moving into a smoker's house is generally awful. They can't smell as well and probably won't care so will put no effort into cleaning up the place to remove the stink and the nicotine residue.

      That said, I think Apple is being silly by claiming it's a health hazard to work on a smoker's PC. It won't harm anyone and they can always replace it.

      I do think how ever a computer should be evaluated to see how much smoking was done around if it was a lot then I think there is a valid case for voiding the warranty on the basis of they didn't treat the computer properly.

      Smoking is nice and all that. I used to do it but I never did it my house. The shit just stinks and I never smoked for the smell so I can't defend it and I have had to work on a heavy smoker's computer once. The layer of yellow shit all over everything couldn't have been good for the system. If I sold them that computer I would have voided the warranty and told them to get bent.

    75. Re:I don't blame them by publiclurker · · Score: 1

      I've always thought the residue was more or less sticky. This would make it less likely to aerosolize, although I'd certainly wash my hands when I'm done. I wouldn't be surprised if excessive smoking would void a warranty. Many years ago our TV made a loud pop and stopped working. It turns out that all of the candles my mom burned created a layer of soot that shorted out the high voltage section.

    76. Re:I don't blame them by conureman · · Score: 1

      A few times more than I can remember, we'd roll a particularly egregious smoker's TV set out in the alley (after shorting the CRT anode to the chassis to discharge it) and pour ammonia, straight from the bottle, all over it. We'd let it soak for a while, then hose it off with water, then air blast it. Let it sit out in the sun for a day to dry, and then it'd be ready to repair. (Another thing EVERYBODY's set got was a Windex job on the screen, that alone improved the picture for a lot of smokers.) I remember a lot more people smoking in the sixties and seventies. I guess they died.

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    77. Re:I don't blame them by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      I would. Not everyone takes offense to sarcasm. Some find it funny even if it's aimed at them. It's that way with any joke. Some people can take it and some can't.

    78. Re:I don't blame them by sexybomber · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that Kilz white primer paint killz r3s1due?

    79. Re:I don't blame them by malkir · · Score: 1

      Clearly you've never worked on a smokers computer. When you have a customer bringing in a box that was once white, and is now an off-yellow and reeks of cigarettes. Crack that thing open and out comes more than the expected dust, but shitloads of ash as well. It's fucking disgusting. Especially since most smokers have their ashtray RIGHT next to the computer, it just gets sucked straight in and smells like shit.

      I wouldn't be surprised if the issue isn't 'second hand' smoke moreso than the god damn stench being bad enough to not want to work on a smokers computers - at least when people smoke, they bathe. When was the last time you took your computer out, took all the hardware out, and scrubbed your computer?

      If you're going to live like you were born in a barn, tough luck. Enjoy your cancer.

    80. Re:I don't blame them by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1
      http://www.no-smoking.org/march04/03-09-04-2.html

      http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/03/health/research/03smoke.html?_r=2&scp=1&sq=%22third%20hand%20smoke%22&st=cse

      http://www.pr-inside.com/law-protects-against-third-hand-smoke-r990403.htm

      Whether or not it's entirely true (I don't care about small run-ins with smokers) I don't blame Apple for covering their ass and not risking having an employee sue them. From the last link:

      A federal court has held that an employee whose health is adversely affected by tobacco smoke residue has a cause of action under the Americans With Disabilities Act [ADA] against an employer who refused to reduce his exposure in his workplace, and a complaint by Action on Smoking and Health (ASH) recently forced a university to protect a woman and her unborn child whose health was threatened by tobacco smoke residue on the clothing of an officemate who smoked outdoors.

      In the latter situation one doctor stated that "her sensitivity is also to the tobacco smoke residue on the person or clothing of a smoker, not just the smoke in the air. Therefore, to protect her health, especially during her pregnancy, she should not be assigned to an office with someone who smokes during the work day.'

      Another doctor said that "smoking and second hand smoke has known effects on the placenta that carries nourishment to the baby. Therefore, to protect her health and the health of her baby, she should not be assigned to an office with someone who smokes during the workday, even if that person doesn't smoke in that room.'

      In addition to these two situations in which a nonsmoking man and woman (and her unborn child) were expressly protected from third hand smoke, several courts have recognized at least by implication the right of children to be protected from third hand smoke.

      Apple can't sack employees for whinging so the only thing left to do to avoid the risk is to void the warranties. For all we know employees have complained and it's not just a case of Apple being super Nazis.

    81. Re:I don't blame them by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Considering that I have always had a low-level allergic reaction to cigarette smoke, my conclusion is supported by all empirical evidence available. I was actually experiencing substantially less stress at the time than in the months leading up to it, was living in a nicer place than previously, etc. I've never experienced that kind of reaction to other moves in the past, including when I moved from Arizona to Virginia without even having a place arranged to live in Virginia until I was halfway there, and the particular move in question was 3 miles across town to a friend's apartment so even the moving process was not stressful.

      The best part of this is that I got modded down from a high of +3 down to 0 points, presumably because the mods don't like people who blame cigarette smoke for those problems that it actually does cause for other people. Evidently they forgot the principle that disagreeing with someone's statement should invite discussion, not down-mods.

      I appreciate that you took the time to respond, and you deserve the Insightful mod for your response. But by far the most likely cause of my hives was prolonged exposure to an irritant that had previously caused only mild discomfort such as headaches because I had never spent that long a duration around it.

      My solution, though, is just like that for my two other allergies - mustard and coconut. (I'm lucky in that I can snort a line of pollen, get stung by over 90 bees at once, etc. without reaction. I'm quite happy to be allergic to so few and easily avoidable things!) I simply don't immerse myself in things that harm me. Just like a peanut-allergic person shouldn't tour the Planters factory, I don't drink cocktails with Malibu or eat unknown mayonnaise which may contain mustard powder as an emulsifier, and I don't spend prolonged periods of time around third-hand smoke. I don't insist that people stop smoking in their own homes - I just ask that they be understanding of my not wanting to visit constantly.

    82. Re:I don't blame them by daveime · · Score: 1

      Walking through a forest on fire would probably make you cough also. Likewise sucking on an exhaust pipe.

      But the point is, no one in their right mind would deliberately walk through a forest fire.

      Whereas you'll quite happily seek out a smoker minding his own business, get within range of his smoke, and then complain about it. And then return to the office on foot, passing throgh the exhaust smoke of 100's of cars without a second thought.

      Now that's not *always* the case, but some non-smokers (and even worse ex-smokers), will actively seek out targets just so they can have a go at them. Please tell me you aren't one of those people ?
       

    83. Re:I don't blame them by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

      I worked at a place where a data entry clerk smoked right by the computer. The system had CDC Hawks, 10Mb, 14" platters. Once a month, I cleaned the heads with Q-tips and a little spit. No, I am not kidding. If I didn't do this, the heads would crash on account of nicotine build-up. When the clerk left, I cleaned the office furniture, it being coated with the brown gunk.

    84. Re:I don't blame them by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      Seriously... have you ever worked on a monitor, computer, or other equipment owned and operated by a chain smoker? I have and the stench, tar, and other crap inside of the case was horrendous. The tar alone would make the warranty void. In some cases, no amount of cleaning we did at the monitor repair facility would remove the stench and these things got new bezels, cases, some fresh parts, and complete painting.

      However, I think if Apple should be explicit about what the warranty does and does not cover. Such as: Warranty does not cover biohazards and sticky external substances on the equipment causing said equipment to fail.

    85. Re:I don't blame them by conureman · · Score: 1

      In the 80s, I did some repair &c. on "distressed" properties for a Real Estate LLC in Oakland. If the tar is thick enough on the walls, paint won't adhere. (I tried to tell 'em, but they had to experience it) We used a lot of Trisodium Phosphate and gallows humor on that job, let me tell ya...

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    86. Re:I don't blame them by oPless · · Score: 1

      You really *haven't* worked on a computer owned by a smoker then.

      I'm a non-smoker, and the last time I opened the case of a PC from a department which smoked, I nearly puked.

      I think we just got them a new (old) PC from the IT desk and ordered a new one for us, and skipped the broken one.

      Smokers PCs = Disgusting.

    87. Re:I don't blame them by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      Hyperbole much?

      Did you somehow not know what you were moving into beforehand? And yet you decided that it was still the best value for your dollar? Guess it wasn't really that bad.

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      Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
    88. Re:I don't blame them by flydpnkrtn · · Score: 1

      (1) When did Microsoft buy-out Apple? They must have taken-down the "Don't be evil" mission statements.

      "Don't be evil" is a Google mission statement... Apple hasn't adhered to a mission statement like that for quite a while :)

      Here's the Wikipedia article that goes over the origins of "Don't be evil" if you're interested

      (p.s. locking out anyone on Linux syncing their iPod by implementing a SHA hash? Bad Apple)

    89. Re:I don't blame them by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      5 seconds is more than enough to trigger an asthma attack. My wife nearly ended up in hospital after some idiot decided to blow his crud in her direction as she was walking into a building. I'm 100% for putting the penalties for nicotine possession up there with heroin.

    90. Re:I don't blame them by flydpnkrtn · · Score: 1

      Well body language just really helps :)

      I can be sarcastic as hell too, but generally you say stuff like that with a chuckle... normally I don't get my boxers in a knot about it, I just couldn't tell if he was going for 'snarky' or 'dick'

      The mods apparently went with funny though, so maybe its just me. I'll shut up now.

    91. Re:I don't blame them by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      Well for starters

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicotine#Toxicology

      Given that this is a major component of the disgusting gunk left behind, then clearly it is a biohazard. On a related note if I brought a Dell or IBM or random other make of computer and used in a flour mill I would expect not to be covered by the warranty.

    92. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is offtopic but it always seems like people can whip out their most sarcastic, dickish tone online without blinking an eye... if you were just being snarky and joking around throw a smiley on the end of that or something

      Otherwise stop being a dick... jeez. Would you say that in person to someone you just randomly struck up a conversation with?

      Or, you know, you could stop being such a pussy. It's the internet, get over it. And who knows, I've heard worse things said between people that barely know each other on the street.

    93. Re:I don't blame them by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      Parent didn't say anything about all smells indicating danger. Some smells are indication that your steak is ready to eat, others indicate that your Chlorine container is open and you'd better do something about it before you suffocate.

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    94. Re:I don't blame them by el3mentary · · Score: 1

      Does the word hyperbole mean anything to you?

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    95. Re:I don't blame them by Dorsai65 · · Score: 1

      It's one of those cumulative cases though, I would assume (whether they are being excessively pernickety or not), that while working on 1 computer coved in tar residue is not so bad, working on 500 might be. Just like visiting a smoke-filled bar just once might not be, but working there every day is...

      Say, here's an idea: if they're getting so many smoker-owned laptops that it's a bother (for whatever reason), how about setting up a "decontamination" station (charge extra for it, of course), then process as usual? I've done my fair share of commercial computer service, and alcohol does a fine job of removing 99+% of cigarette residue, won't damage the hardware like water or solvents could, and is fairly inexpensive.

      Yeah, us smokers are used to the smell of it -- just like other folks are used to the stench of their body wash, knock-off perfume, hairspray, etc.

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    96. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably, the owner of the computer was an annoying little bitch that wouldn't shut up.

      Very likely since we are talking about a mac here.

    97. Re:I don't blame them by KharmaWidow · · Score: 1

      How do you substantiate "Almost got nicotine poisoning!?" You'd have to be an infant to get poisoned *from eating it*.

      This a so much BS its ridiculous how far away from science this article and comment stray. Smell does not equal toxin. People have become absolutely retarded when it comes to second hand smoke.

      Fixing hardware that smells like cigarettes has no secondhand smoke risks.

    98. Re:I don't blame them by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

      >>Otherwise stop being a dick... jeez. Would you say that in person to someone you just randomly struck up a conversation with?

      Not if he wanted to keep his teeth.

    99. Re:I don't blame them by goobenet · · Score: 1

      I think it's funny that you referenced living with your parents.

      There is no second-hand smoke inside a smokers machine. All the legalities that define second-hand smoke are a proximity to the person with a LIT cigarette/tobacco product. Nicotine on the other hand is a dangerous poison. I can understand putting on a "cleanup" surcharge for a nasty disgusting computer, but voiding their warranty because of it? No. Apple should then REFUND the warranty price because it's not specifically mentioned in the contract, and with this, they've just failed to meet their end of the contract.

      As for not letting smokers smoke in resteraunts or bars, that's a personal property issue you damn treehuggers need to get off your horse about. Nobody forced you to walk into a smoke filled bar and sit down with your family there. Most bars out there installed filter systems that will filter out damn near everything. The air you breathe in a bar with one of these machines is probably cleaner than just standing outside. Again, it's a private business, the government has no right to tell me what i can and cannot do on my personal property. (but it'd appear that nobody has the stones to challenge the constitutionality of these bans)

      Now get off my lawn.

    100. Re:I don't blame them by Neil+Hodges · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Check the citations in the Wikipedia article. There's a whole list of them.

    101. Re:I don't blame them by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      But they would. If there were a modern version of the 70s VW hippy bus with the Apple logo on it. ^^
      Maybe with some hipster music playing on a crappy but good-looking 7.1 car sound system. ;)

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    102. Re:I don't blame them by rhiorg · · Score: 1

      ...but they sure love that bandwagon.

    103. Re:I don't blame them by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      My solution, though, is just like that for my two other allergies - mustard and

      Normally I don't comment on someone else's ailments but Sir for that allergy you have my true and utter sympathy. And I mean this as a life long asthmatic who is allergic to cigarette smoke and who has 7 jars of mustard in my fridge and 2 on the shelf and 4 pounds of mustard seed and flour in the basement. From now on when I have a little of the yellow I will give an extra squirt 'for that poor guy on slashdot' because I have to say that being allergic to mustard would truly suck. No snark intended, I really enjoy mustard and I cant imagine having to avoid it for my entire life.

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    104. Re:I don't blame them by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      Like I said... nice assurances. I wouldn't be surprised if you're right, but there is nasty crap in smoke residue, so I wouldn't be surprised if you're wrong. Citation?

      O come on now stop being such a jackass. No one is getting cancer from working on a smokers computer. Hell I've worked on them for years and yes they are nasty as hell but for apple to clam it's a safety issue is BS. Put some damn gloves on or just come out and say the real reason. Smoke screws up fans and makes this sticky dust that clogs heatsinks and seems somewhat corrosive to contacts.

      Hey I got an idea, maybe let smokers open up their systems to blow the crap out now and then would be helpful? O wait... that means they won't have to buy a new one... nevermind...

    105. Re:I don't blame them by monkeySauce · · Score: 1

      Computers are made of all kinds of toxic substances. Just don't lick them, and wear surgical gloves, and you should be okay.

      Oh, shit. I was in mid-lick when I read that. If I go put on some gloves after the fact, will I be protected?

    106. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever smelt dog shit? Did it give you some kinda nasty disease that even particulate amounts of would? Didn't think so.

      Your olfactory sense can be triggered by just one or two particles of a substance, and these never get past your nose. You are at no danger from a smell alone.

    107. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you think "makes" a smell?

    108. Re:I don't blame them by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I actually don't know what it tastes like, because when it's potent enough to really taste it makes my tastebuds go numb on contact. But I don't know what I'm missing, so I'm okay with it. I do, though, appreciate your comment. May you breathe easily over a large mustard sandwich.

    109. Re:I don't blame them by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      Bottom line: I seriously doubt this thing just smelled a bit like cigarettes. It was probably revolting, yellowed, and filled with ash.

      but why attack smokers? If i go to the beach and fill my PC with sand and it gets all crappy and mouldy inside, surely i should be punished just as much as a smoker?

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    110. Re:I don't blame them by evanbd · · Score: 1

      Lots of people drink out of plastic water bottles without getting cancer.

      Most plastics are pretty darn safe. Cigarette smoke residue is pretty darn safe. However, they both have some amount of nasty stuff in them. Neither is absolutely, completely, 100% safe. Because neither one of them is *that* bad, direct comparisons are difficult — and completely impossible without data. Hence, the need for a citation that has some data and analysis of it.

    111. Re:I don't blame them by mikechant · · Score: 1

      In this case that would mean protective clothing and a gas mask. That seems unreasonable for a warranty repair since the problem is entirely of the user's own making.

      I'm sure a basic DIY dust mask would be adequate - with a pair of normal rubber (or surgical?) gloves to prevent contact absorption of nicotine. Total cost less than $1 per PC repair. The mask would probably be advisable anyhow even for non-smokers' PCs due to general dust/debris. So there's no real health and safety reason for not repairing smokers' PCs.

    112. Re:I don't blame them by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      +1 insightful

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    113. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I specifically asked Apple's techie tech support about that one....

      Your post is meaningless in the current context. From your phrasing, you're clearly just an independent repairman. As you are not bound by Apple's service contract, you could simply have declined the job. Don't you have one of those stupid signs in your store that reads, "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone"?

      What the Apple tech said is also meaningless. He probably just wanted to give you an out. You should have called their legal department and asked for a written opinion.

    114. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lung cancer is caused mostly by polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAHs), which are the main component of soot/smoke. The residue left from cigarette smoke will contain PAHs. Cancer caused by PAHs is not just limited to lung cancer. Smear that toxic residue on yourself and you'll see.

    115. Re:I don't blame them by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Well isn't it good for Apple that they can just decide for themselves whose warranties to uphold, and whose to ignore.

    116. Re:I don't blame them by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      This may sound crazy, but there are rare occasions when a smell of some sort will make me feel weak, lightheaded, and just weak in general. It seems that when it does happen it is at a person's house that has some type of potpouri or in the presence of someone wearing way too much of a certain type of perfume or cologne. It does not happen enough for me to establish a pattern or determine precisely what it is but the effects will hit me really really fast. This has happened to me since I was a real little kid. I have no scientific basis for my comment, but I do know how I feel and I assure you it is real.

    117. Re:I don't blame them by euxneks · · Score: 1

      But lung cancer isn't caused by smell. It's caused by particulates (smoke) and the repairman is not smoking or breathing smoke.

      What do you think your nose is sensing when it's smelling something? Energy waves? Particulates are what give things smells.

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    118. Re:I don't blame them by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      Hence, the need for a citation that has some data and analysis of it.

      You should be asking Apple for this citation not some random slashdot guy whose point was valid enough. I mean I can simply reply to every post with Citation Required too but what the hell would be the point.

    119. Re:I don't blame them by rawg · · Score: 1

      It does nothing for dog piss though. Stupid people. I need to burn this house down and replace it.

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    120. Re:I don't blame them by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      Report unequivocal about dangers of secondhand smoke

      Secondhand Smoke: Questions and Answers

      ,

      As I noted in my post .. the first link as all about studies showing smoking in the home. And that BS about asthma attacks applies to car fumes, carpet outgassing, and a host of other items. Asthma attacks are not caused solely by cigarette smoke, which is why they carry medication with them at all times.

      The second talked about eliminating smoking indoors. NEITHER attempted any measure of the affects of a person walking through a cloud of cigarette smoke on their way into a building once or twice a day. Yep .. smoke has bad stuff in it. Check the air you breathe if you live in the city, and I'm sure you will find a host of nasty things also.

      I have no problem with eliminating smoking indoors. But I'm tired of all the BS that is thrown about by people who are ignorant and don't bother to read what is really in the studies, what they actually studied, and how the statistics can be used and abused.

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    121. Re:I don't blame them by lawnsprinkler · · Score: 0
      Thanks, I read it. Are you familiar with this part of that article:

      Occam's razor is not an embargo against the positing of any kind of entity, or a recommendation of the simplest theory come what may[32] (Note that simplest theory is something like "only I exist" or "nothing exists" or "God is the cause of all things"). The other things in question are the evidential support for the theory[33] Therefore, according to the principle, a simpler but less correct theory should not be preferred over a more complex but more correct one. It is this fact which gives the lie to the common misinterpretation of Occam's Razor that "the simplest" one is usually the correct one.

    122. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      What a bunch of bs .... post the medical findings and I'll listen.

      I have not seen ANY studies that suggest that OCCASIONAL exposure to second hand smoke is a hazard.

      Sudden exposure to nicotine can escalate a borderline cardiovascular crisis into a full-blown heart attack.

      People have died from this. When they banned smoking the heart attack rate of passive smokers has dropped by 8-15%:

      http://www.european-hospital.com/en/article/6742.html
      http://www.newsday.com/news/health/study-smoking-bans-curb-heart-attack-rates-.1558081

      So yes, smoking bans matter very much and save people's lives.

    123. Re:I don't blame them by ross+axe · · Score: 1

      We have these things, called detergents, also water which can be used to "clean" things. I know that's a novel concept for many smokers.

      Yes, and fat people are lazy, Muslims are terrorists, Jews are greedy and black people are thieves.

    124. Re:I don't blame them by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Have you ever actually tried to clean a tobacco residue filled PC? I have on many occasions, and I can tell you that a simple mask and gloves will not be enough.

      The problem is that when you start cleaning you have to use a paintbrush or similar to dislodge it. A vacuum cleaner alone won't shift it. It's sticky and forms into pretty solid chunks. It ends up all over the place - in your hair, on your clothes, in the air, on the workbench and on your tools.

      Anyway, TFA was about Apple refusing to do warranty repairs because of tobacco damage. That seems fair enough, and that's how we do it.

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    125. Re:I don't blame them by Tom · · Score: 1

      I have not seen ANY studies that suggest that OCCASIONAL exposure to second hand smoke is a hazard.

      I just spent 20 seconds with Google and found several. Why do you post bullshit assumptions and expect others to invest their time and energy to set you right?

      So I'll post just one and invite you to do some research yourself:
      http://www.biomedcentral.com/1471-2458/2/9

      from the conclusions:
      "Consequently, this study supports the hypothesis that even occasional secondhand smoke increases the risk of developing acute coronary syndromes"

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    126. Re:I don't blame them by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      The thing is that there are regulations everywhere to limit exposure to hazardous substances. Even substances which haven't even been proven to be hazardous are often severely restricted. They set their standards to keep exposure levels in the workplace at a practical minimum.
      Within such an enironment, the effects of smoking tobacco are obscene. If you go into a room with someone smoking you will accumulate more hazardous substances and known carciogens than any regulated workplace in the developed world.
      By what reasoning do we allow smokers to pollute the air in a way no-one else could get away with?

    127. Re:I don't blame them by pipatron · · Score: 1

      Too bad you're such a wikipedia-basher that you didn't even bother to take a look and see that, as with most wikipedia articles, it is full of citations. You have references to 5 papers in just that section that was linked.

      But I suppose that if you actually tried using wikipedia instead of just reading some website listing bad wikipedia pages, you might end up liking such a communist website, oh noes.

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    128. Re:I don't blame them by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      You have a slashdot ID that low and you STILL live in your parent's basement? Planning on moving out when you're what? 45? That in itself makes you not credible. So how about you STFU. There is a reason so many work places are smoke free now. And it isn't because people just want to keep the good effects of smoking to themselves. Retard.

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    129. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smell is a sense which can be used to detect things that are potentially damaging, like carcinogens.

      Big fucking deal. It can also detect pussy juice. That doesn't mean that it can perform a valid medical analysis that can tell you whether either is harmful to you.

    130. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And lawyers and juries and OSHA will enforce these lies that will have employees opening computers in biohazard suits while they will sit quietly on a bench while a diesel bus idles next to them.

      Interesting that you bring this up. My wife used to work for the California Medical Association -- the part where all the lawyers were. Their HQ was across the street from where the Marin county public transit buses parked. Despite all the lawyers, they were unable to stop the owner of the buses from starting them up and letting them idle for two hours every afternoon before going out on commute runs.

      As a result, the building they worked in had to lower the AC's outside air exchange rate to keep the (sealed) building from building up too much diesel fumes.

      Strange that the diesel industry can still get away with the BS argument that "diesels have to warm up for hours before being loaded to avoid maintenance problems."

      Strangely enough, I worked at the same time a few blocks away in a building across the street from the San Francisco city bus turnaround where there was constant diesel bus traffic. I was in an old non-AC building where ventilation was provided by opening the windows. You wouldn't believe all the black particulate stuff that came in that way.

    131. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I moved into a house previously owned by a smoker. Almost got nicotine poisoning just from touching the wallpaper...

      You are a fucking liar. There is no way in hell you "Almost got nicotine poisoning just from touching the wallpaper."

      If that were true, I'd have died over 60 years ago from touching such wallpaper.

      Don't spew shit like that unless you can show a certification from the emergency hospital where you were treated for your near-death experience.

      I'd also like to see the news report of the house being condemned by the city as an active biohazard.

      In short, you're talking out of your capacious asshole.

    132. Re:I don't blame them by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      Wrong, pal. I work as an Apple tech at an authorized repair shop. Apple has Service Provider Support within their system (hence, techie tech support) that lets you ask administrative questions about numerous things, warranty coverage issues included.

      Take your ignorant assumptions and blow them out your ass.

    133. Re:I don't blame them by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      That wouldn't be covered either. Smoking is just one way out of many to wreck your computer and not get coverage. Spilling coffee into it has the same effect.

    134. Re:I don't blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I developed asthma at age 35, and not from smoking (never have, no family history of the illness).

      Five seconds of smoke will cause me to cough for 5 minutes or more, but short of breath for hours and have a nice headache. Cigarette smoke is a trigger and the literature is full of supporting scientific evidence, so stfu back at ya.

      and the captcha for this is "frailty." guess I am...

    135. Re:I don't blame them by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      May you breathe easily over a large mustard sandwich.

      I have read this at least thrice and it still makes me smile.

      I try to keep track of the best compliments in my life. Congrats on breaking into the number 5 spot. In case you might be curious number one is "With you in my life the world is a little more surreal." (I was sitting in a chair reading a book next to a tree in the middle of a snow field with no foot prints on how I crossed the 100+ yards to get there).

      Thank You for making my day :)

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    136. Re:I don't blame them by ari_j · · Score: 1

      And the same to you - as I live in a land of ice and snow (mostly snow, but some lyrics are unavoidable) and have never been caught reading with no tracks in the snow leading to me - I wish I'd thought of that!

    137. Re:I don't blame them by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Smokers PCs = Disgusting.

      I'm sure, but the question was are they a health hazard to work on?

      Cleaning a refrigrator can be disgusting.

      I think not more dangerous than a "normal" PC. There are toxic chemicals all over PCs. For instance, I'd take care with a leaky capacitor or battery, but wouldn't call it a Hazmat situation and bin the PC.

      Not saying that I'd want to work on one, but just leave it at "disgusting".

    138. Re:I don't blame them by oPless · · Score: 1

      Smokers PCs = Disgusting.

      I'm sure, but the question was are they a health hazard to work on?

      With the current legislation and health and safety guidelines - yes.

    139. Re:I don't blame them by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I'm sure, but the question was are they a health hazard to work on?
      With the current legislation and health and safety guidelines - yes.

      You're talking about legislation. I'm talking about reality.

    140. Re:I don't blame them by oPless · · Score: 1

      And smoking materials have suddenly become non-carcinogenic?

      Here's a link to a study you might be interested in http://ash.org/etshomestudy.html

      It mentions that the Tobacco residue in dust and residue on surfaces (and air) has an impact on the inhabitants of the household (a potential candidate for stating the obvious award).

      And then a quick search for environmental tobacco smoke brings up:

      A 2006 report of the U.S. Surgeon General states that: "There is no risk-free level of exposure to secondhand smoke. Nonsmokers exposed to secondhand smoke at home or work increase their risk of developing heart disease by 25 to 30 percent and lung cancer by 20 to 30 percent. The finding is of major public health concern due to the fact that nearly half of all nonsmoking Americans are still regularly exposed to secondhand smoke."

      When you disturb a smokers PC you'll have a nice pocket of highly concentrated dust which has a nice coating of carcinogens ... yummy

      Is that enough reality for you ? :o)

    141. Re:I don't blame them by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      The main risk discussed is still from being "exposed to secondhand smoke". That's from a lit cigarette if I'm not mistaken, not the residue. And the report says the nicotine and other residues were DETECTABLE in dust. Of course it was. Not a word about how dangerous that is. It probably is a risk to infants who put everything in their mouth.

      Look, I hate cigarettes too, I don't smoke, and my mother died of lung cancer. Nevertheless, I don't think this is a real risk, especially if you simply wear surgical gloves and a dust mask, which you might want to do in any case as PCs accumulate dust and gunk whether cigarette related or otherwise.

  4. Even if in the agreement. by nurb432 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Can this actually be legal? Smoking is ( currently at least ) legal, so how can they penalize a smoker?

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    1. Re:Even if in the agreement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Screwdrivers are legal too, but use one on your Apple and bang goes that warranty

    2. Re:Even if in the agreement. by eln · · Score: 4, Informative

      If it was in the agreement, I don't see why it wouldn't be legal. Since smokers are not a protected class, they can be discriminated against by private industry without any legal repercussions.

      Of course, if it's not in the agreement, you could argue breach of contract (or whatever the particular legal term would in this case) because they're trying to impose additional conditions on the warranty after it's already been purchased.

    3. Re:Even if in the agreement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the idea of penalizing someone who disturbs me with stinking, annoying, stupid, health-wasting of themselves and others, smoke.

    4. Re:Even if in the agreement. by Like2Byte · · Score: 1, Troll

      What amazes me is that smokers believe that their right to smoke trumps everybody else's right to breath fresh, clean air.

      I am, clearly, a non-smoker and I personally take offense to cigarette smoke. If a computer came into my possession that reeked of cigarette smoke, I'd refuse to work on it, too. Give it to a smoker to fix...in a separate building.

      Let's get serious here. Whose upset that these computers, besides their owners, are not being fixed? Cigarette smokers. If smokers want to fix computers that were in smoker's houses, let the smokers fix them. I mean, God Damn, people! Listen to yourselves! Smokers are actually offended that non-smokers do not want to fix their smelly, second-hand hazardous smoke-filled PCs. What a misdirected sense of entitlement smokers have.

      There isn't a compelling reason for non-smokers to place their health at risk because of a group of people who will not heed medical advice to stop smoking.

    5. Re:Even if in the agreement. by NoYob · · Score: 1

      Can this actually be legal? Smoking is ( currently at least ) legal, so how can they penalize a smoker?

      Because they can. Unless you're a member of a protected class, you can discriminate. For example, retirement homes. They can legally say no one under the age of 50 is allowed - that's what an attorney told me when I asked.

      As I was told by the lawyer, people have this incorrect idea that all discrimination is illegal - it's not.

      Well know protected classes: racial minorities, women are minorities even though they're 51% of the population, and old people.

      If you're white, male, and under 40, you're pretty much screwed as far as anti discrimination laws are concerned.

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    6. Re:Even if in the agreement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What amazes me is that smokers believe that their right to smoke trumps everybody else's right to breath fresh, clean air.

      What amazes me is that car owners believe that their right to drive trumps everybody else's right to breathe fresh, clean air; and not be invaded in search of cheap oil.

    7. Re:Even if in the agreement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      You're an enormous fag. Pull your head out of your fucking ass. I don't like the smell of smoke just as much as the next non-smoker, but "second-hand hazardous smoke filled PCs" is a load of bullshit. Oh mah god, there's smoking residue on this Mac! Spray some fucking febreze and do your job.

    8. Re:Even if in the agreement. by j-turkey · · Score: 1

      What amazes me is that smokers believe that their right to smoke trumps everybody else's right to breath fresh, clean air.

      I am, clearly, a non-smoker and I personally take offense to cigarette smoke. If a computer came into my possession that reeked of cigarette smoke, I'd refuse to work on it, too. Give it to a smoker to fix...in a separate building.

      Let's get serious here. Whose upset that these computers, besides their owners, are not being fixed? Cigarette smokers. If smokers want to fix computers that were in smoker's houses, let the smokers fix them. I mean, God Damn, people! Listen to yourselves! Smokers are actually offended that non-smokers do not want to fix their smelly, second-hand hazardous smoke-filled PCs. What a misdirected sense of entitlement smokers have.

      There isn't a compelling reason for non-smokers to place their health at risk because of a group of people who will not heed medical advice to stop smoking.

      Are you serious, or being facetious? I really can't tell.

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    9. Re:Even if in the agreement. by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, hating cigarette smokers isn't a technical analysis of the problem. One assumes that you also strongly believe that the West should be paying the third world 25% of GDP on account of the CO2 we have emitted in the last couple of hundred years. This story is typical nonsense as a result of political re-education of the masses in order to achieve a goal. (reasonable though the long term goal of eliminating smoking might be) Cigarette smoke is fairly toxic over the long term, so are the combustion products of any organic material. If you live in a city then you are being poisoned by vehicle fumes. I wonder what else gets deposited on the inside of PC's, Legionnaires disease and other bio-hazards come to mind. This overreaction looks like a good opportunity to find out exactly what hazard the contents of air cooled PC's are to repair staff. I wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't end up with air cooled equipment being banned in the end when some real research is done into the subject.

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    10. Re:Even if in the agreement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, in Iowa, smoking in any workplace, or anywhere on state-owned, (but not public), property is illegal. This includes the private offices in office buildings and sidewalks and roads on state college campuses.

      So, for the case in Iowa, the worker can say they aren't going to work on the computer because of the smoke smell and the law will back them up. I would also like to add that it must have been pretty nasty inside the computer in the Iowa case since the smoke residue buildup was nasty enough to cause some of the problems - they went away when the owner took it apart and cleaned it with compressed air.

    11. Re:Even if in the agreement. by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Ok, but you aren't 'using' a cigarette on your apple..

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    12. Re:Even if in the agreement. by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Informative

      Spray some fucking febreze and do your job.

      Then you end up with this gross yellow residue running all over the place.

      Seriously - go up to a smokers' computer and wipe it down, and see what comes off. Or open one up on a humid day and feel how all the parts inside are sticky with tar residue.

      Your insurance policy calls it "smoke damage" for a reason - smoke is not beneficial.

    13. Re:Even if in the agreement. by Bert64 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because it's a choice, and you can legally penalize someone for doing something detrimental which they chose to do...
      In many places, if you are interviewing someone for a job your not allowed to consider their ethnicity or gender (over which they obviously have no control), but if they smoke you can use that as your reason for choosing someone else.

      I could use a computer in an environment where it gets no ventilation, and that would void the warranty if they could see evidence of how it was used... I can smash it with a hammer and the warranty is voided, i can try using it in the bath and the warranty gets voided... Noone is forcing you to smoke in the vicinity of your computer, you do so at your own risk.

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    14. Re:Even if in the agreement. by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      If you're white, male, and under 40, you're pretty much screwed as far as anti discrimination laws are concerned.

      Fortunately we pretty much have the market cornered for pro-discrimination laws, so I'd say it works out okay in the end.

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    15. Re:Even if in the agreement. by Shatrat · · Score: 1

      Urinating is legal but I bet if I pissed in a macbook they wouldn't work on it.

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    16. Re:Even if in the agreement. by Bert64 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Unfortunately, transport is a requirement and there aren't really any practical alternatives to vehicles fuelled with gas or diesel...
      I doubt there is anyone alive today who doesn't depend on transportation, either for their own use, or by third parties on their behalf (even people bedridden need to have food brought to them).

      Before cars, people used horses which not only release unpleasant gases, but also liquid and solid waste. And while electric cars may not release any unpleasant gases as they are driven, that electricity was most likely generated in a plant which burns coal and stored in batteries full of acid and lead which were made in a factory that emits plenty of nasty byproducts of its own.

      All we can do is try to reduce the level of movement required (working from home more, not concentrating workplaces all in one area and residences in another etc)..

      Smoking is not a requirement, people can easily live without it and many do.

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    17. Re:Even if in the agreement. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Can this actually be legal? Smoking is ( currently at least ) legal, so how can they penalize a smoker?

      Submerging your computer in water is legal. Smashing it with a sledgehammer is legal too. Contracts can restrict actions further than many laws.

    18. Re:Even if in the agreement. by lukas84 · · Score: 1

      if you are interviewing someone for a job your not allowed to consider their ethnicity or gender (over which they obviously have no control)

      Makes perfect sense to me. But if you don't hire someone because they are, for example, a muslim, you're suddenly discriminating again.

    19. Re:Even if in the agreement. by j-turkey · · Score: 1

      Why? The vast majority of documented and peer-reviewed studies are all about second-hand smoke, not second-hand smoke residue. It's not like the computer is smoking cigarettes and blowing smoke in technicians faces. The fact that the user could have left cold, H1N1, typhoid, or any other pathogens on the machine is a far greater hazard to any technician. The body of evidence regarding the hazards of occasional exposure to third-hand smoke is weak (and remember that the second-hand smoke studies are all based on repeated exposure, such as food service workers, or children living in a smokers home). Besides, would you really want to pay more for a warranty because manufacturers have to go out and hire smokers to fix computers for other smokers? If it is really as hazardous as the pathogens left on computers by users, would it make more sense for technicians to wear exposure protection, like latex/nitrile gloves? It would sure be cheaper for the end-user if this were a standard practice.

      Really, it seems to me that this comes down the fact that the technician felt that the computer smelled bad, and did not want to fix it because of this, which has little to do with legitimate health concerns. This isn't about a smokers sense of entitlement, in my opinion, it's the reverse. What if it was a warranty claim from a person who wore bad perfume or cologne? Do you think that it would be appropriate for the technician say that the computer's smell was too offensive for them to work on it? If the technician suffered from MCS (multiple chemical sensitivity), should the end-user be forced to not wear perfume? Or perhaps that Apple should screen technicians and put them into groups that don't mind working on computers with perfume smells, too? Have you honestly thought about what you're suggesting?

      This isn't about outlawing smoking in bars and restaurants so that food service workers don't have to work for 8 hours a day in potentially hazardous conditions.

      FWIW, I'm not a fan of cigarette smoke, and am a non-smoker.

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    20. Re:Even if in the agreement. by ericrost · · Score: 1

      Except in Indiana. Seriously. Its. Stupid.

    21. Re:Even if in the agreement. by HopeOS · · Score: 1

      I didn't detect a word of facetiousness here. Smokers have no rights outside of their natural rights to life, liberty, and property. If you smoke and no one wants to be near you, work with you, or enter into a contract with you, then that's morally and ethically sound for both parties. Same goes for parents with obnoxious children, people who cannot keep their pets from defecating in their neighbors yards, etc. Responsible people don't take equipment back to the manufacturer and expect service for items that has been accumulating chemicals from a hazardous environment. Personal responsibility would solve most of this problem.

    22. Re:Even if in the agreement. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      I could use a computer in an environment where it gets no ventilation, and that would void the warranty

      They can if it is included in the warranty, but smoking is not mentioned in Apple's warranties, at least the warrant on my Mac.

      Falcon

    23. Re:Even if in the agreement. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      That's ok. Apple contracts are agreed to be tried under California law.

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    24. Re:Even if in the agreement. by j-turkey · · Score: 1

      I didn't detect a word of facetiousness here. Smokers have no rights outside of their natural rights to life, liberty, and property. If you smoke and no one wants to be near you, work with you, or enter into a contract with you, then that's morally and ethically sound for both parties. Same goes for parents with obnoxious children, people who cannot keep their pets from defecating in their neighbors yards, etc. Responsible people don't take equipment back to the manufacturer and expect service for items that has been accumulating chemicals from a hazardous environment. Personal responsibility would solve most of this problem.

      I see your point, and still respectfully disagree. If I do not practice good hygiene, do you have a right to not be near me in a public place because I smell bad? Do that give you right to break a legal contract to work with me or fix my equipment? This has nothing to do with personal responsibility and more to do with your sense of entitlement.

      The same goes for your argument about obnoxious children in public, or even on an airplane. As much as they suck to be around, as long as they're not invading your space, they can be obnoxious all day long. The argument about a dog defecating on a neighbor's lawn is entirely different and inapplicable as well. That is a case of trespassing (and dumping) on private property.

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    25. Re:Even if in the agreement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because not everything you write down on a piece of paper and get someone else to sign becomes legal. I could specify in our EULA that you will donate one of your testicles every time you intend to use your warranty, that doesn't mean that EULA will stand up in court.

    26. Re:Even if in the agreement. by trickyD1ck · · Score: 0

      yeah, how can one be held responsible for his actions?

    27. Re:Even if in the agreement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really, you're kind of an idiot.

      I'm an Emergency Med Tech - and by the time I get to somebody who's had a major heart attack or stroke they've probably already crapped their pants. Not very healthy for me, what with the pathogens involved; and not a particularly appealing odor, either.

      So I'll tell you what - next time you have a serious medical emergency and you need my services, make sure you haven't eaten anything for 48 hours. And that you've complied fully with a regimen of laxitives during that time.

      What's that? You have a warranty... ummm... I mean *insurance*? So what?

      Yup. You guessed it. I smoke, too.

    28. Re:Even if in the agreement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as you don't light it in the vicinity.

    29. Re:Even if in the agreement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean "Boom!"(tm)

    30. Re:Even if in the agreement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds odd... Why not just use a knife?

    31. Re:Even if in the agreement. by HopeOS · · Score: 1

      I'm referring less to the idea of model citizenry, and more towards the right of people to enter into contracts voluntarily. This includes the right to leave contracts as well. Because it is impossible to foresee every eventuality, contracts have limited scope. When the cost to remain in the contract exceeds the cost of exiting the contract, the contract ends. Apple is saying -- we don't need the business of smokers that badly. That's their right. As to the cost of ending their contract with smokers, I can only suppose they have good-will to lose since it is unlikely that anyone will have legal recourse to challenge them. It would be a class-action lawsuit if someone believes otherwise.

    32. Re:Even if in the agreement. by nametaken · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Next, dirty homes, or homes with pets!

    33. Re:Even if in the agreement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then please, let me die, you disgusting fuck.

    34. Re:Even if in the agreement. by j-turkey · · Score: 1

      I'm referring less to the idea of model citizenry, and more towards the right of people to enter into contracts voluntarily. This includes the right to leave contracts as well. Because it is impossible to foresee every eventuality, contracts have limited scope. When the cost to remain in the contract exceeds the cost of exiting the contract, the contract ends. Apple is saying -- we don't need the business of smokers that badly. That's their right. As to the cost of ending their contract with smokers, I can only suppose they have good-will to lose since it is unlikely that anyone will have legal recourse to challenge them. It would be a class-action lawsuit if someone believes otherwise.

      I really don't understand your point that a contract should end when the cost to remain in a contract exceeds the cost of exit. Does that mean that if the machine breaks and requires replacement, the $300 paid for an extended warranty will exceed the cost to stay in, and Apple can end it? The terms of the contract don't even remotely suggest that. If Apple wants to say that they don't need the business of smokers, it should be stated in the original service contract; in a termination clause, misuse not covered clause, or anywhere. If not, Apple (or any other vendor) can't use "smells like cigarette smoke" as an out. I'm not sure if I'm reading you right. If I am, (and IANAL), legally speaking, you're just wrong.

      At this point, I think that I'm gonna just put my hands out, back away from you, and say oh-kaaaay.

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    35. Re:Even if in the agreement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they can be discriminated against by private industry without any legal repercussions

      Government does too. I dont smoke but when I heard they had outlawed smoking in restaurants (in North Carolina) I thought the person was yanking my chain...

    36. Re:Even if in the agreement. by Tom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Welding is also legal, but if you applied a welding torch to your PC, I'm quite certain that your manufacturer declare the warranty void.

      On the other hand, threatening to kill the president is apparently illegal (at least in the US, and if it isn't, just hang in there, that's not the point). But if you sent such a mail with your computer, and later turned it in for repairs because something broke, I'm sure they wouldn't say it's not under warrenty.

      So, both angles tested, we arrive at the conclusing that it has nothing whatsoever to do with the legality of whatever it is you do with or around your computer.

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    37. Re:Even if in the agreement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's important info missing in the article: was it being sent in during the first year after purchase or during extended warranty?
      Within the first year, Apple is being bound by law. During the extended warranty, even though being paid for, Apple gets to set the rules.

      In any case the article proves, Apple Customer Care "takes care" of their customers the Italian mob's way

    38. Re:Even if in the agreement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spray some fucking febreze and do your job.

      Then you end up with this gross yellow residue running all over the place.

      Seriously - go up to a smokers' computer and wipe it down, and see what comes off. Or open one up on a humid day and feel how all the parts inside are sticky with tar residue.

      Your insurance policy calls it "smoke damage" for a reason - smoke is not beneficial.

      So put some f'ing gloves on and do your job...

    39. Re:Even if in the agreement. by eth1 · · Score: 1

      Pouring coffee on your Mac is legal, but it would void the warranty. How is gumming it up with smoke and tar to the point of failure any different?

    40. Re:Even if in the agreement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is an absolute ridiculous analogy. A screwdriver will produce physical damage to the computer or at least allows you yo open it and that voids the warranty. Smoking, damages your body, but to the bet of my knowledge, computers cannot suffer from metaplasy, or cancer, or Obstructive Chronic Pulmonary Disease, and not even cardiovascular problems. Viruses, OK, but so far, that is the only thing that cigarette smoking has not been blamed.

      BTW, I'm a non smoker.

  5. The fanbois are quiet on this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ROFL I cant wait to see how Stevo's groupies try to spin Apple out of this nonsense.

    1. Re:The fanbois are quiet on this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I am fairly certain that all the "smoking is bad" people are the Jobs following Mactards that are spinning it.

      Hurray for cults.

  6. Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They have an obligation to the customer under the terms of the warranty. They also have an obligation to their employees. They need to honor both, not pick and choose. If they really believe that opening the computer represents a health threat then they need to issue protective clothing and breathing apparatus to their employees. Simple as that. OSHA does not prohibit working with dangerous materials (manufacturing and maintaining computers DOES involve doing so), it just requires proper safety procedures be observed when doing so. The possibility of working with computers that have been exposed to cigarette smoke was not unknown or plausibly considered to be remote at the time when these warranties were issued.

    1. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Customers also have an obligation to themselves to not buy from companies with a history of fucking over customers for the stupidest of reasons.

      No consumer is surprised when they buy a computer running Microsoft Windows, and two weeks later it's infested with malware. They make the purchase knowing that they're getting a sub-par operating system with poor security.

      The same should go for anyone buying Apple products. When you buy an iPod, you should realize that you have no power to change the battery, for instance. When you buy one of their computers, you should realize that you'll probably get screwed on some stupid policy like this smoking-household one.

      If you don't want to get fucked by Apple's policies, deal with a more responsible company.

    2. Re:Ridiculous by Opportunist · · Score: 0

      Tell me why my modpoints went away yesterday? Today I'd finally need one.

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    3. Re:Ridiculous by surferx0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They have an obligation to the customer under the terms of the warranty.

      As someone who works on computers under various manufacturer warranty claims, the terms of the warranty for nearly every company state that it only covers defects in materials or worksmanship and they specifically exclude damage due to misuse or abuse. Meaning if I open up a computer and find piles of ash and other foreign matter inside it, you can bet I'm going to deny the warranty claim, I don't care what brand it is.

      It would be no different if I opened it up and found moisture corrosion inside because you decided this was going to be your bathroom computer. The manufacturer is liable for the quality of their parts and worksmanship, not for you deliberately placing your product in an environment which is damaging to electronics. I don't even know why this specific incident is making the news because we deny warranty claims for this kind of crap every single day.

    4. Re:Ridiculous by toppavak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Its a similar situation with warrantied computers that have been vomited or urinated upon, having been to a university where all students who bought a computer received accidental damage coverage, if one of these things were to happen, Lenovo simply replaced the computer and disposed of the "contaminated" one. If Apple is making a stand on the safety of their workers they should honor the warranty and replace the computer.

    5. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OSHA does not prohibit working with dangerous materials (manufacturing and maintaining computers DOES involve doing so), it just requires proper safety procedures be observed when doing so.

      OSHA doesn't, but the State of Iowa does when it comes to anything related to smoking and the workplace.

    6. Re:Ridiculous by roguetrick · · Score: 1

      The argument is as to safety of the workers, not damage to the parts due to smoke.

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    7. Re:Ridiculous by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      You could just send the iPod to Apple and they'll send you another one with a fresh battery in it. This costs money of course, but then, you do need to buy a new battery.

      If you want a device with a removable battery, then the iPod is not for you. Not sure how Apple are "fucking over their customers" by selling a product that has a non-removable battery - you know before you buy it that this is the case.

    8. Re:Ridiculous by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Many consumers are surprised when they buy a computer running windows and realise that it doesn't live up to the advertising hype, that it's not so easy to use as microsoft said it was and that they actually do need a good level of windows specific knowledge to keep it running. They are also surprised to find out that windows on its own is rather useless, and they will need to acquire (usually buy) additional third party addons before it becomes useful.

      As for responsible companies, do you know any? companies have an obligation to maximize profit, and one way to do that is to reduce the number of warranty repairs you have to make... You will find that virtually every reasonably large company will do this. They only ever do anything that remotely benefits the consumer as a side effect of their attempts to maximize profit.

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    9. Re:Ridiculous by toppavak · · Score: 1

      Except that Apple isn't citing damage here, they're citing safety. I agree that smoking households can be very damaging to computers and is willful damage, but this isn't the excuse Apple is using. The only reason they're using a BS excuse like safety is because if they tried to argue that the problems were caused by willful damage from smoking they'd be sued for not informing their users that smoking can damage their computers and would have to pay for it anyways.

    10. Re:Ridiculous by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      That's a separate insurance policy in addition to the manufacturers warranty.
      On the other hand, i doubt anyone would vomit or urinate on a computer intentionally, that has to be an uncontrollable reaction which may or may not be their own fault (eg getting drunk)...
      Smoking on the other hand is obviously deliberate.

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    11. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A bunch of tar buildup on a fan could be considered using the PC in an "extreme environment". That's built into the warranty as an escape clause if I recall.

      Apple claimed OSHA but if it's pursued they'll just claim something else. If you've ever worked on a PC that has been in a smoker's house you'll understand. They're not worth working on and they're not worth doing a warranty repair for. It doesn't matter how many gloves you wear - if it takes a worker 3 hours just to clean tar residue off everything that's excessive and Apple would be stupid to cover that under warranty.

    12. Re:Ridiculous by the_B0fh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      which world is this you live on, where getting drunk is not your own fault, and the subsequent events that happen is also not your fault?

    13. Re:Ridiculous by EgNagRah · · Score: 0

      Maybe APPLE is way too poor for the safety equipment? http://www.google.com/finance?q=NASDAQ:AAPL&fstype=ii *puts on tinfoil hat* OR they realize that the safety equipment causes cancer.

    14. Re:Ridiculous by Animaether · · Score: 1

      agreed.... honestly, Lenovo is going to replace a computer that was *pissed on*?

      Are Lenovo insane or are you (the GP somewhere) just making stuff up?

    15. Re:Ridiculous by Omestes · · Score: 1

      I am one of those terrible, evil, baby eating smokers, and I never lost a computer because of it. My girlfriend is also a smoker, and has also never lost a computer due to it. Her parents are smokers, and never... you get the point. The worse domestic computer ick death I'm seen was thanks to cat and dog hair, not smoking. So I don't understand how us "pet haters" have to subsidize people with fuzzy animals. Pet people can simply get rid of their pets, after-all.

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    16. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you buy an iPod, you should realize that you have no power to change the battery, for instance.

      Video of a user replacing an iPhone battery. The iPod touch is pretty much the same, and replacing earlier iPod batteries is even easier.

    17. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a more responsible company, like... microsoft? HP with microsoft? Dell with microsoft?

      Btw, Macs are just as prone to viruses and malware as pcs, namely as the primary user has admin priveledges by default and there is no means of security, and as apple gains market share, this will become more apparent. Apple + security = ???

      I'm not defending microsoft here, but to be honest, malware exists for all platforms, even linux, most of the problem with malware infections is PEBKAC. (problem exists between keyboard and chair)

    18. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand why so many people are confused about warranties. They are not a get out of jail free card for repairs. Almost every warranty I have ever seen only applies to manufacturer defects, and specifically denies claims arising out of normal wear and tear, or anything else not relating to an error during production. Apple specifically states their warranty does not cover damage caused by accident, abuse, neglect, misuse, extreme environment, extreme physical or electrical stress, lightning, static electricity, fire, acts of God, or other external causes. They do not cover cosmetic damage, or defects caused by normal wear and tear, or otherwise due to normal aging of the product. Regardless of anyones feelings about smoking, damage from tar buildup is in no way a factory defect, and as a repair technician I fully support Apple in refusing service to these machines. If I had photos handy to show the damage tar does to a PC, I'd share them. It's not unheard of for the tar to build up to 1/16 to 1/8 of an inch. It will cause fans to clog and fail completely, causing heat related damage to CPU's, GPU's and chipsets.

    19. Re:Ridiculous by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      That works for those of us who know the companies in question. But for a lot of non-technical people who don't follow the IT news, it may come as a surprise that Apple won't repair their MacBook. Or that Microsoft tends to release operating systems which need a lot of babysitting. For these people it is completely reasonable to get upset and maybe start a class action lawsuit.

      Personally, I do follow news such as this and prefer to
      1) Avoid Apple completely. I think their management is a bunch of assholes with a greater control fetish than Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer ever had.
      2) Minimize the use of Microsoft products. The fact that most of computer games require Windows has kept me from switching completely to Linux so far. But IE and MS Office are a no-no for me.

      Of course, these are only the most well-known offenders. I could go on about Symantec(Symandreck) software, HP printers, Google desktop toolbars and a few more...

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    20. Re:Ridiculous by tomhudson · · Score: 0, Troll

      Cat and dog hair don't cause cancer. Smoking does,

      Cats and dogs have proven beneficial effects on their owners. Smokers? Cigarettes, when used as directed, kill you.

      Yeah, yeah, you'll say you're not dead YET.

      The problem of pet hair is easily solved - don't put the box on the floor, and it won't collect hair (unless you let your cat sleep on it :-). The problem of tar from tobacco isn't solved except by banishing the smoker outdoors.

      Plus, smokers smell worse than a wet dog - and you can always dry a dog off.

      Smokers literally don't know how badly they stink. I guess it's like farts - people tend not to mind their own so much. But really, you smell. The Viet Kong used to track American soldiers by smell, and I believe it. It's in your clothes, your furniture, your rugs, your skin and hair. Opening a window or spraying air freshener doesn't fix it.

      We're not accusing you of being evil, eating babies, or anything else. All we're saying is that your habit is filthy, disgusting, and nobody deserves to have to put up with it - including you. Do you think I like seeing some of my sisters who are hooked, every year coming up with another excuse why "it's not a good time to quit - next year!" They're going to die before their time, and it's not going to be pretty. "I told you so!" is going to be ZERO consolation. Do you think I like seeing my nephews getting hooked because they grew up in that environment, and the cycle's been perpetuated in yet another generation?

      Do you think ANY parent anywhere in the world who isn't a totally fucked-up monster ever got joy out of finding out their kid smoked? You've got 8-year-olds puffing away! That's not "smokers rights" or "informed choice." It's criminal. It's a darned shame. Don't do me a favour and quit - do yourself a favour. It'll certainly save you money ... and it could save your life.

    21. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No consumer is surprised when they buy a computer running Microsoft Windows, and two weeks later it's infested with malware. They make the purchase knowing that they're getting a sub-par operating system with poor security.

      Every single thing in these two sentences is false.

    22. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (another smoker here irritated with people like you forcing me to quit)

      I supposed I could quit, but since I like addictions, I'll probably quit smoking by switching addictions to something else. I've already got a healthy pain pill habit so maybe I'll have to add coke or heroin.

    23. Re:Ridiculous by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Cats can transmit Toxoplasmosis, which is an infection that has exhibited mind control over certain animals.

    24. Re:Ridiculous by tomhudson · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Cats can transmit Toxoplasmosis, which is an infection that has exhibited mind control over certain animals.

      Yes they can, and the proper precautions are easy enough to take - don't eat cat shit, since that's how it's transmitted.

      Don't let pregnant women clean kitty boxes, wear rubber gloves when you clean the litter, use bleach to clean the container and let it dry before refilling it, and don't let it accumulate cat clay. Or do like I did - teach the cat to go outside.

      1/3 of people are already infected. What - you don't welcome our parasitic cat-shit-dwelling mind-controlling overlords?

      Who knows - maybe it makes infected people like cats WAY too much - it would explain all the cat ladies out there - you know, the ones with 27 cats in the house - and 81 more outside.

    25. Re:Ridiculous by Commander+South · · Score: 1

      Working on computers myself for a living, I disagree with this. The people who come in with machines infected with malware are the ones who will say all they do is go on the internet with their machine, and they don't always get how that can get them in trouble. The same with changing the battery on an ipod, you may not think about it until it becomes a necessity. Mind you, I would wager not seeing any way to get the thing open probably does give some indication though...

    26. Re:Ridiculous by adolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Cat and dog hair don't cause cancer. Smoking does,

      GP was talking about smoking and the non-damage has caused to computers, in his own experience. Computers don't get cancer.

      You lose, strawman.

    27. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went in to an Apple store with a broken Macbook Pro charger and within 10 mins they replaced my charger AND my battery, just because it had lost some of its capacity after 2 years of abuse by me. They have a much better track record for customer service than most other tech companies.

    28. Re:Ridiculous by ogdenk · · Score: 1

      Cat and dog hair don't cause cancer. Smoking does,

      Snorting lines of laser printer toner or breathing it can cause lung cancer as quick as cigarettes but Apple didn't get a free pass to deny LaserWriter warranty claims due to ruptured toner cartridges. Neither does HP.

      This is asinine and stupid. I hope someone rakes Apple through the coals for this. It's a pity because I really like OS X and it's the only mainstream OS with good commercial app availability that isn't a malware infested, subpar, buggy piece of shit. Being a UNIX variant is the icing on the cake.

      I've seen some disgusting machines in my time but I've just put some rubber gloves on and called it a day. The OSHA claim is a farce.

      I would have been happier if Apple bought NeXT and told Steve to take a hike with his golden parachute. OS X is the brainchild of the NeXT engineers, not his RDF or "vision". He may have "motivated" them by treating them like underachieving shit children but that was about it. I hate Apple as a company but I like OS X and will continue to use it. I'll never use my Apple warranty anyway, I'll just order a part and fix the damn thing because I don't feel like waiting.

    29. Re:Ridiculous by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      How is it reasonable to fill a computer with tar and expect a warranty. I bet your one of those dumbasses who wares their watch in a hot shower then wonders why the screen is fogged on the inside.

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    30. Re:Ridiculous by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      If you want a device with a removable battery, then the iPod is not for you. Not sure how Apple are "fucking over their customers" by selling a product that has a non-removable battery - you know before you buy it that this is the case.

      The same applies to many GPS devices.

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    31. Re:Ridiculous by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Cat and dog hair don't cause cancer. Smoking does,

      GP was talking about smoking and the non-damage has caused to computers, in his own experience. Computers don't get cancer.

      But they do get a tar build up.

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    32. Re:Ridiculous by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      I believe his point was that you cannot replace the battery without voiding your warranty.

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    33. Re:Ridiculous by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Reread the sentence:

      "which may or may not be their own fault (eg getting drunk)"

      getting drunk is an uncontrollable action that is the user's own fault...

      Being in some way ill could result in an uncontrollable action that is not the user's own fault...

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    34. Re:Ridiculous by jsiren · · Score: 1

      which world is this you live on, where getting drunk is not your own fault, and the subsequent events that happen is also not your fault?

      Finland.

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  7. I'm a PC... by jesseck · · Score: 5, Funny

    and I get to smoke in my own house, while browsing the Internet (for porn)

    1. Re:I'm a PC... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm a Linux and I smoke weed in my own house, while insulting noobs on the Internet.

    2. Re:I'm a PC... by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you're a PC and you're smoking, you need NOSMOKE.EXE.

      (never thought I'd willingly post that old joke, but it's topical, so...)

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    3. Re:I'm a PC... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if you rent in NYC. Smoking is now widely prohibited as part of any lease, due to risk to others. This is no different. Smoking is just bad and needs to be completely banned.

    4. Re:I'm a PC... by Stele · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean in your parent's house? Get a job, hippy!

  8. The sad part by peragrin · · Score: 1

    is a worker can sue their employer for forcing them to work on hazardous materials. smoke in all of it's forms isn't good for your lungs. Would you work on a computer that a tobacco chewer has been spitting in? Where is the line drawn? How do we know the imac in question wasn't used as an ash tray and that's why it failed? I have watched careless smokers. they dump ash and their butts everywhere.

    While I find the absolute idea preposterous (just send it to me I don't care about smokers stupid personal choices), legally any company is put into a damned if you do and damned if you don't position.

    All that said just fix the friggin computer. maybe this will point out the flaws in the system. though no one will ever fix them.

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    1. Re:The sad part by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      "a worker can sue their employer for forcing them to work on hazardous materials"

      Only if they are not issued appropriate protective gear. People are forced to work with materials far more hazardous than cigarette smoke every day in a wide variety of industries, but they have no grounds to sue an employer who provides them with whatever mask or suit they need to wear. If Apple really thinks the residue from cigarette smoke is a danger to their tech staff, they should be issuing them appropriate protective gear, instead of trying to avoid upholding the warranty agreement. Personally, if I were working with computers from random people, I would want some kind of face mask just to protect my lungs from the dust, which would be enough to protect from smoke residue as well.

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  9. Legal vs... by CritterNYC · · Score: 1

    Well, water is legal, but getting water in a PC or a cell phone voids the warranty.

    So, it would then come down to whether or not smoking is hazardous to electronic equipment.

    1. Re:Legal vs... by Kryptonian+Jor-El · · Score: 1

      Its not about whether smoking is bad for the computer, its because second-hand smoke is bad for the Apple workers..

      I thought it meant the computers at first too...but they wouldn't call it a 'biohazard' then. Last time I checked, you had to be 'bio'logical to be affected by a biohazard.

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    2. Re:Legal vs... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      its because second-hand smoke is bad for the Apple workers

      But there isn't any "second-hand smoke" actually in the computer. There's the residue that you get from smoke, but that's not actually smoke. It's not particularly harmful unless you breath in a big cloud of it, but that's true of any kind of dust. If you're poking about inside dusty equipment, you should be wearing appropriate PPE anyway.

    3. Re:Legal vs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...so it's third-hand smoke?

    4. Re:Legal vs... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      If there is enough dust to cause a health hazard, the warranty is void due to user not taking good care of the computer.

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    5. Re:Legal vs... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'm allergic to dust mites, so any amount of it is a hazard to my health. I guess if I work somewhere, they should never do a warranty repair on anything used.

      In any case, unless the warranty requires periodic cleaning, no periodic cleaning is required for warranty coverage.

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    6. Re:Legal vs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear hear.

      I do warranty repair work on PCs that I build, and occasionally I'll get a really fucking disgusting PC (cigarette smoke is the least offensive of the things I've encountered). But instead of being a whiny little bitch about it, I put on some latex gloves and a mask and clean the thing out with a compressor.

    7. Re:Legal vs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the apple tech should be wearing a haz-mat suit?

    8. Re:Legal vs... by j-turkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      its because second-hand smoke is bad for the Apple workers

      But there isn't any "second-hand smoke" actually in the computer. There's the residue that you get from smoke, but that's not actually smoke. It's not particularly harmful unless you breath in a big cloud of it, but that's true of any kind of dust. If you're poking about inside dusty equipment, you should be wearing appropriate PPE anyway.

      Exactly. Tobacco smoke residue is less of a bio-hazard than the keyboard of any computer, which contain all kinds of pathogens from people touching it.

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    9. Re:Legal vs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go looking for the article in the New York Times a few months back... the new panic is "third-hand smoke". I kid you not.

    10. Re:Legal vs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the shiny stuff, white stuff, black stuff, cheeto dust, and lastly the green shit. No idea what this stuff is. Oh and the sticky keys. Should I call WHO? This could be way more dangerous than swine flu. I'm calling the CDC now to quarantine my house.

    11. Re:Legal vs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's actually called third hand smoke.

    12. Re:Legal vs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cum and pubes.

    13. Re:Legal vs... by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      Tobacco smoke residue is less of a bio-hazard than the keyboard of any computer, which contain all kinds of pathogens from people touching it.

      Cite your source, or you're just making stuff up.

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    14. Re:Legal vs... by j-turkey · · Score: 1

      Tobacco smoke residue is less of a bio-hazard than the keyboard of any computer, which contain all kinds of pathogens from people touching it.

      Cite your source, or you're just making stuff up.

      How about this: The American Cancer Society says:"Though unknown, the cancer-causing effects would likely be very small compared with direct exposure to secondhand smoke, such as living in a house with a smoker.". According to the CDC, the seasonal flu kills 36,000 Americans per year. If you want, you can perform a peer-reviewed study on this.

      In any case, it's not up to me to prove this. It's up to Apple to prove that thirdhand smoke is a bio-hazard worthy of voiding a warranty. My spider-senses tell me that this would not hold up in any court of law.

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    15. Re:Legal vs... by Nick+Ives · · Score: 1

      No. If Apple is expecting technicians to be working on dusty machines, they should supply dust masks. The residue you get from cigarette smoke isn't harmful unless you're constantly breathing in huge clouds of it, but then again breathing in large amounts of dust isn't generally a good idea for your health.

      A simple dust mask of the type you'd use to work on wood would be more than enough protection. They can be bought in bulk for pennies each and can also be reused.

      This obligation to their employees line is total bs. The problem is that smokers PCs are a bitch to clean out and so they're refusing to service them because it costs them more. There's also Jobs' famous aversion to smoking; this is just a case of the glorious leader dictating how people should live their lives.

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    16. Re:Legal vs... by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      According to the CDC, the seasonal flu kills 36,000 Americans per year.

      But the flu virus can only live up to 48 hours outside the body, so it won't survive the trip to Apple inside your computer.

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    17. Re:Legal vs... by j-turkey · · Score: 1

      How about Tyhpoid, or any other pathogen that lives in fecal remnants?

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    18. Re:Legal vs... by myrdos2 · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure. When in high school, I was shown a film where cigarettes were placed in an airless beaker, and melted into tar with a powerful flame. The tar was placed on the back of lab rats. The majority of the rats grew enormous tumors at those locations.

    19. Re:Legal vs... by left00coaster · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if you considered the impact of "third-hand" smoke, you'd see there actually is a problem. I think you'll agree that "second-hand" smoke is deposited on the computer, inside and out, by owners/operators who smoke. This residue -- a noxious mix of volatile organic compounds, many of which are proven carcinogens -- is re-heated when the device is powered up, as it routinely is during repair/maintenance. These VOCs are put back into the air -- and into the noses of the repair technicians -- where they can wreak havoc similar to 2nd-hand smoke. Does that make sense to you? It does to me.

      In addition, there is the whole quality of life issue -- something that is VERY APPLE. As an ex-smoker, I can tell you smokers don't realize how bad they smell because their olfactory system is deadened by their habit. I wouldn't want a smoker's computer operating inside my house, and I sure as hell wouldn't stick my nose into it under any circumstances.

      That said, Apple needs to stipulate that smoking voids the warranty up front. Applying the change ad hoc is hard to defend.

  10. yes and no by lee+n.+field · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The "biohazard" stuff is crap.

    That said, I can always tell when a computer I'm working on has a smoker for an owner. The smoke leaves a yellowish to brownish residue. Dust sticks to it. In the worst case I can recall seeing, cooling slots were blocked by congealed fuzzy crap.

    It's nasty, and I can see it contributing to component failure in bad cases.

    1. Re:yes and no by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's nasty, and I can see it contributing to component failure in bad cases.

      Straight off the obvious cause of failure is by blocking vents and jamming fans. I recently repaired a radio base station that had been used in a smoking environment (tucked away in the corner of a security control room). Despite the ban on smoking in the workplace coming into force several years ago, the sticky residue was still attracting huge amounts of dust, which was causing the radios (in particular the transmitter) to overheat and crash.

    2. Re:yes and no by Crock23A · · Score: 1

      Remember the days of biege boxes and keyboards? You could very easily spot a smoker's keyboard by the tar on frequently used letters. I used to wash my hands a lot when I was supporting college professors. There were even a handful that smoked inside their offices. The computers there were always sticky and filthy. That being said, I can't see a company suddenly saying they won't honor a warranty without any fine print to back it up. There will probably be a statement from apple in a few days smoothing this whole situation over and we can all go back to slowly killing ourselves and each other.

    3. Re:yes and no by NEDHead · · Score: 2, Funny

      Apple - So Easy Even A Smoker Can Do It

    4. Re:yes and no by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      If we're going to start voiding warranties for computers that spent time in households that contributed to component failure, though, smokers aren't really the only place to look (or even necessarily the place to start). Pet-owning households are particularly bad, for example.

    5. Re:yes and no by Slurm · · Score: 5, Informative

      The "biohazard" stuff is crap.

      Well, third-hand smoke is considered by at least some docs to be a direct cancer risk.

      Among the substances in third-hand smoke are hydrogen cyanide, used in chemical weapons; butane, which is used in lighter fluid; toluene, found in paint thinners; arsenic; lead; carbon monoxide; and even polonium-210, the highly radioactive carcinogen that was used to murder former Russian spy Alexander V. Litvinenko in 2006. Eleven of the compounds are highly carcinogenic.

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    6. Re:yes and no by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      If we're going to start voiding warranties for computers that spent time in households that contributed to component failure, though, smokers aren't really the only place to look (or even necessarily the place to start). Pet-owning households are particularly bad, for example.

      I think acute and chronic stupidity would both qualify, too. Odorless, tasteless, they are the silent killers of the electronics world.

      I mean, apart from the yelling and crashing sounds as I fall down the stairs.

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    7. Re:yes and no by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      The residue having built up over time, would also contain greater concentrations of these substances than typical smoke...

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    8. Re:yes and no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would something like hantavirus be "biohazard crap?"
      I worked in a local beige box shop as a bench tech years ago.
      A machine came in for service which was quite dusty, nothing unusual so far.
      When we opened the case there was a dead mouse inside, droppings, and smell of piss/ammonia.

      The VP of the company (who was in that shop at the time) told us to put the machine outside behind the store, everyone involved wash their hands and clean the counters where the machine had been, and call the customer to come get it as we would not work on it until it was cleaned and sanitized and it would sit outside until they came to get it, regardless of the weather.
      This stance (which I agreed with) from a company which offered free lifetime service.

    9. Re:yes and no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I hate it when people leave a 'sticky residue' on their computer.

    10. Re:yes and no by monkeySauce · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I used to work for a company where there was one smoker who chain-smoked all day long in her office. She went through computer components and printers like the rest of the office went through coffee. The other computers had hardly any hardware problems. From motherboard failures, dead CPU (heatsink was covered in that fuzzy residue you mentioned), to hard drive failures, multiple dead printers (the electronics apparently, not the mechanical parts); I was always replacing something in her office. It was ridiculous.

      I don't blame Apple at all for voiding warranties of computers kept in such damaging conditions. Just seems they are citing the wrong reasons here.

    11. Re:yes and no by ZeRu · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If we're going to start voiding warranties for computers that spent time in households that contributed to component failure, though, smokers aren't really the only place to look (or even necessarily the place to start). Pet-owning households are particularly bad, for example.

      Of course, you can get far worse diseases from touching pet fur than you would from merely looking at ashtrays and yellow cigarette residue, but that would be discrimination against pet owners since they aren't the evil people bent of giving a lung cancer to everyone around them, as smokers are...I mean as anti-tobacco lobby wants you to believe smokers are.

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    12. Re:yes and no by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      The "biohazard" stuff is crap.

      I wonder how they'd like the tables turned.

      When I got my MBP (late 2006) it had a horrible burning-electronics smell after a couple weeks. If I hadn't already sold my iBook I would have returned it.

      The odor was rather insidious, where it would lodge into my nose tissues such that I'd smell it for hours after leaving the computer, even outside.

      I finally figured out that running SETI@Home for a few days would burn off all of whatever that crap was. I'm fairly certain it was really bad for me.

      In my house, that month, Apple was the only smoker.

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    13. Re:yes and no by Tom · · Score: 1

      The "biohazard" stuff is crap.

      Really?

      Why, I wonder, is it that ever since the big tobacco company lawsuit brought down their house of lies, all the studies published about passive smoking and secondary effects are all in the "it's even worse than we thought" and never in the "it's not as bad as recent studies have indicated" category?

      There is, to the best of my knowledge, no unregulated chemical substance in the world that is more poisonous than tobacco smoke. Everything that's worse (and a lot of stuff that's not as bad) fall under some laws, restrictions or other regulations. Especially in the workplace.

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  11. What about marijuna smoke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would void the warranties of about 90% of all apple products sold.

    1. Re:What about marijuna smoke? by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      That would void the warranties of about 90% of all apple products sold.

      Yet another great reason to use a vaporizer.

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    2. Re:What about marijuna smoke? by multiplexo · · Score: 1

      It's not the particulates from the smoke that cause problems on the computers of stoners, it's micro-particulate Dorito and Oreo damage.

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    3. Re:What about marijuna smoke? by BiggoronSword · · Score: 1

      I don't know why parent was modded down. It's absolutely correct and on-topic. Almost every single person I know who owns an Apple, smokes pot. Even most of the people who work at the local Apple Store toke up.

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  12. gay fat smokers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    would that make gay fat smokers 6th or 8th class citizens?

    1. Re:gay fat smokers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure it's a non-linear progression.

    2. Re:gay fat smokers? by shellster_dude · · Score: 1

      What if I just want to smoke a fatty?

    3. Re:gay fat smokers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1st class citizen in my book

  13. As a nonsmoking apple fan by nurb432 · · Score: 1, Troll

    I'm insulted, and appalled. What is next, refusing service if you have ( legal ) things they don't approve of on your drive ( like porn? )

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    1. Re:As a nonsmoking apple fan by mikkelm · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yes, because /that/ is hugely relevant and entirely comparable. Jesus.

    2. Re:As a nonsmoking apple fan by _LORAX_ · · Score: 1

      Agreed this is a nebulous and arbitrary change to an existing contract. It very well may have been "user damage" but Apple was using a crappy BS excuses like OSHA and biohazard.

      I have seen this herd mentality before in stores when I was turned down for dust in my LCD panel of my MBP because of it's *obviously* environmental. I asked several time because this was a pre-unibody model. The LCD is factory sealed and the techs and managers agreed that that was true, but still insisted that it was user damage. The unit was in otherwise pristine condition.

      So I don't trust everything Apple has to say about warranty work. I plan on using a 3rd party Apple repair center in the future since they are more than happy to do the work and bill Apple.

    3. Re:As a nonsmoking apple fan by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 1

      I'm insulted, and appalled. What is next, refusing service if you have ( legal ) things they don't approve of on your drive ( like porn? )

      That's not "next", that's "now". Try getting support on an iPhone where you've installed software that hasn't been specifically approved for you to use by Apple.

      The walled garden sure is beautiful, but there are guards everywhere.

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    4. Re:As a nonsmoking apple fan by nurb432 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Actually, it is. YOU just dont see the correlation.

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    5. Re:As a nonsmoking apple fan by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      where you've installed software that hasn't been specifically approved for you to use by Apple

      well, that would be in a grey area of legality. i was trying to stay away from grey, and keep it pure black and white.

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    6. Re:As a nonsmoking apple fan by mikkelm · · Score: 1

      Oh I see the correlation you're trying aiming for, and it's completely pointless and irrelevant. Comparing the influence on warranty of damage caused or residue left by smoking near electronic equipment to that of storing arbitrary bits on a storage medium in accordance with the operational purpose of the medium is somewhat like saying

      "Well, if the airlines are keeping a sick person from flying, then what's next? refusing service if you "( legally )" carry an indecent photograph in your baggage?"

      Don't presume to know what I do and do not understand. It serves no purpose other than to reflect negatively on yourself.

    7. Re:As a nonsmoking apple fan by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      Yes, because /that/ is hugely relevant and entirely comparable, Jesus.

      Hey, c'mon now - I could understand why that guy would hate porn. I mean, have you seen his palms?

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    8. Re:As a nonsmoking apple fan by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      That's not "next", that's "now". Try getting support on an iPhone where you've installed software that hasn't been specifically approved for you to use by Apple.

      When I got my Mac after ordering it, I ordered it online, I started installing the software I ordered with it and couldn't get one application to run right. I bought a system utility and before installing it I wanted it to run from DVD first but it refused to boot up. So the following day I went down to an Apple store and showed it to one of the techs. The tech looked at it and told me the utility I was sent was an older version that couldn't handle the new hardware, I had ordered and got it right after a hardware upgrade.

      On the other hand I had a problem when I installed Eclipse for development, it gave me a multi-page error message then wouldn't run right. So again I went to an Apple store and was told there that it was against company policy for Apple stores to help with development and programming. I was then told I should try to use Apple's online developer forums and ask for help.

      Falcon

  14. Hahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next thing you know you'll need a doctors note stating you do not have an infectious disease before they honor your warranty.

    Any company is responsible for their employee's health and safety. They're also bound to honor the warranty. So obviously Apple should provide the techs with Hazmat suits.

  15. Did smoke damage the computer? by nanospook · · Score: 1

    I read the article, and while it wasn't 100% clear, it looks like the computer is damaged by smoke (tar). What is confusing is that Apple is doing an OSHA violation stating we can't make anyone work on it because of contamination. What is it? Contamination or owner damage? If I have a warranty that includes fixing it including when I drop the computer, then they should fix it, but then they can say OSHA violation and NOT fix it.

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    1. Re:Did smoke damage the computer? by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      I read the article, and while it wasn't 100% clear, it looks like the computer is damaged by smoke (tar). What is confusing is that Apple is doing an OSHA violation stating we can't make anyone work on it because of contamination. What is it? Contamination or owner damage? If I have a warranty that includes fixing it including when I drop the computer, then they should fix it, but then they can say OSHA violation and NOT fix it.

      If I had to guess, I'd say they want a way to avoid checking tar-laden computers on a case-by-case basis. If they find OSHA grounds, they can just say 'no' en masse without spending tech-man hours deciding whether to honor this or that computer.

      I don't think it will hold up, but I can understand their reasons to give it a shot.

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    2. Re:Did smoke damage the computer? by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      I don't think it will hold up, but I can understand their reasons to give it a shot.

      I think it's the opposite actually. Despite what nay sayers say Apple has a pretty good reputation but by doing this that reputation is damaged. Here's an article from "Business Week" on that, A Bruise or Two on Apple's Reputation.

      Falcon

    3. Re:Did smoke damage the computer? by ogdenk · · Score: 1

      I think it's time I start an out of warranty mac repair shop and stock up on PCB cleaner and rubber gloves.

  16. up next by luther349 · · Score: 0, Troll

    class action lawsuit anyone.

  17. The "I Blame The Government" Excuse by squiggleslash · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    ...is something I'm getting increasingly tired of hearing.

    Sometimes laws have unintentional negative consequences, but most of the "Oh, we can't do this any more, because the government has a rule that says {X}" is generally BS. Case in point, no banks offer fixed rate credit cards.

    Wanna know why? Want to know why banks don't offer fixed rate credit cards, that is, credit cards whose interest rate doesn't change? Want to know why they've all withdrawn them, the credit cards they had with fixed rates? Want to know?

    Are you sitting down?

    ...it's because, claim the credit card companies, the government has banned them from varying the rates of a fixed rate credit card more than once a year.

    You heard that right: the credit card companies, and their obedient apologists in the right wing media, claim that the reason they can't offer fixed rate credit cards is because they can't vary the rate of a fixed rate credit card... very often.

    Yeah, the government's to blame for that one. Right.

    Sarbanes Oxley? What businesses except Apple don't offer free "good will" gifts from time to time to their existing customer base, that previously did so? And what's the clause in SO anyway that bans businesses from traditional goodwill accounting? What's that? It doesn't exist? Damn right it doesn't exist!

    And now OSHA is banning Apple from working on laptops contaminated with tobacco smoke? Quite honestly, even for Apple, it seems like a stretch to me. I'm inclined to assume it's probably false, but it's not going to completely surprise me, given the above, if Apple reveals it's true.

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    1. Re:The "I Blame The Government" Excuse by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Case in point, no banks offer fixed rate credit cards.

      Says who? My puny small town credit union has offered a fixed rate credit card (7.9%) for the last ten years. It's never changed. There's no law against offering a fixed rate credit card.

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    2. Re:The "I Blame The Government" Excuse by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Let's see...

            You've got a pretty liberal California company.

            You've got workers that are probably more allergy prone to begin with.

            You have a substance that is very widely publicized in the media as dangerous to innocent bystanders.

      It's not just the rules but everything surrounding them including people that might appear
      to be harmed, companies that might have to deal with them and media personalities like Mayor
      Bloomberg that are sounding the war drums.

      It also doesn't sound that unreasonable if you've actually ever been exposed to this crap. Although
      I could see how people without any clue whatsoever might be inclined to start siding with Apple at
      least initially.

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    3. Re:The "I Blame The Government" Excuse by rotide · · Score: 1

      You might want to actually _read_ the post you replied to. Nowhere did they say the government doesn't allow fixed rate cards. Quite the opposite, really.

    4. Re:The "I Blame The Government" Excuse by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      I worked for a small computer shop in high school (give you a vintage - Pentium 90 was bleeding edge and like a 1500$ chip). We got a machine that had failed because a cat used it for a litter box. We refused to work on it, and it smelled awful.

      We used to charge extra to work on machines at a local bottling plant - the insides were caked with syrup.

      I dunno - I think Apple was ok in doing this because they determined the machine was being abused outside its normal operating parameters. If you used the machine for a litterbox, or used it outdoors in the rain and the damp weather - both of which may lead to environmentally caused points of failure - I think that is abusing the warranty.

    5. Re:The "I Blame The Government" Excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said no BANKS offer fixed rate credit cards. My good sir, a credit union is NOT a bank.

    6. Re:The "I Blame The Government" Excuse by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you used the machine for a litterbox, or used it outdoors in the rain and the damp weather - both of which may lead to environmentally caused points of failure - I think that is abusing the warranty.

      Please explain which of those is equivalent to smoking while using the computer, and how. The computer is not a litterbox, so there's no reason why it should be covered under warranty if used as such. In addition, the computer's specifications include the allowable humidity range in most cases; if you don't exceed it, there is no grounds for denying you warranty coverage on that basis. Computers do not include specifications for dust, smoke, &c, so there is no grounds for denying warranty coverage on that basis.

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    7. Re:The "I Blame The Government" Excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Case in point, no banks offer fixed rate credit cards.

      There's no law against offering a fixed rate credit card.

      Credit Unions and banks are not exactly the same. Besides the point of his post was that there is no law against it, banks (he said all but I'd say most) don't offer fixed rate credit cards and blame the government. ffs

    8. Re:The "I Blame The Government" Excuse by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Read my comment again. The banks are no longer offering fixed rate cards and claim that it's because the government has banned them from varying the interest rate on a fixed rate credit card more than once a year.

      I'm glad you found a financial institution that still offers one, but don't be surprised if it, too, decides to join the rest of the mob. Our Citibank and Chase cards were both turned into variable rate (and variable rates that are always going to be higher than the original fixed rates, just to add insult to injury) over the last few months.

      In the mean time, try a few banking websites, and try to find a major bank that offers a fixed rate card. Just to save you some time: Chase, Bank of America, Discover, American Express, Capital One, Citibank, Riverside National (OK, that's not major, but it's my home bank, so I checked them) all don't offer them any more (and those are just the ones I remember checking.) Also Google for "fixed rate" "Credit cards" and you'll find quite a few hogwash pseudo-libertarian useful idiots claiming that the recent law change somehow makes it just impossible for banks to offer a card... that's what it claims to be.

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    9. Re:The "I Blame The Government" Excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your a fucking retard.. read what your repling to

  18. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    soooo...ummm....wear gloves and a simple mask when working on the damp computer. It's not a violation if you use proper PPE ...

  19. The iPhone "success" has emboldened them... by bogaboga · · Score: 1

    The massive success of the iPhone has emboldened Apple. Otherwise how can you explain that behavior? Heck, there are thousands of apps for the iPhone so Apple think they are invincible.

    Good we have some kind of competitor (read Droid) though Motorolla are curtailing the Droid's success by marketing only to the USA. And Google are not helping matters by creating avenues for incompatibilities around Android.

    1. Re:The iPhone "success" has emboldened them... by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      Apple was pretty bold when it was losing market share too.

    2. Re:The iPhone "success" has emboldened them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Motorolla are curtailing the Droid's success by marketing only to the USA.

      The Motorola Milestone is what's being marketed to the rest of the world. Exact same phone as the Droid, but in a GSM flavor that has multitouch enabled. Would be trivial to get one to use on AT&T or T-Mobile in the US, but it uses a different band for 3G, so you would be limited to EDGE/GPRS or 802.11g. Oh, and it's about 550 euro (~$817). Slightly more expensive than the CDMA counterpart here in the US ($550 without a contract last I checked).

    3. Re:The iPhone "success" has emboldened them... by ogdenk · · Score: 1

      They could sell thousands more iphones if it weren't for the App Store. Most people I know who decided not to get one was due to the App Store being the ONLY venue to get software and Apple dictating what you are allowed to run on your own device you bought and paid for.

      I'm not getting an iPhone because it's tied to the App Store and I shouldn't have to hack my phone every few months just to install the apps THAT I WANT. Apple is under the impression that I'm renting the device from them and I have to play by their rules to use it. F**k them. They try that with the Mac and I'll go back to using FreeBSD as my primary OS and build Hackintosh's for anyone I know that's curious about a Mac. I will happily cross the line to hurt them at that point. I don't need laws on my side to do so. I don't owe Apple s**t. I gave THEM money. They don't get to impose rules on something I pay for or judge my habits whether they are healthy or not.

      Now as far as this warranty claim goes, if the smoke CLOGGED the fans to the point of not working I think that qualifies as abuse. If they can prove the smoking killed the machine, I can see it. If not, should they decide not to work on it, they need to replace it. It's in the warranty paperwork. Repair OR REPLACE.

      I'm a smoker but I smoke outside a lot of the time and I clean my machines regularly.

  20. The solution is... by Xelios · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Gloves and a face mask.

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    1. Re:The solution is... by gbarules2999 · · Score: 3, Funny

      iGloves and iMask are an extra $55 on your repair bill.

    2. Re:The solution is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, the solution is to hire smokers to work on smokers' computers.

    3. Re:The solution is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's ironic, because that's exactly the same equipment I need when visiting the local Linux users' group.

    4. Re:The solution is... by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      iGloves and iMask are an extra $55 on your repair bill.

      You must never have gone into an Apple Store before - the iGloves and iMask are $450 each and there is also a $250 iTraining fee for training the repairman on how to properly use the iGloves and iMask.

      And yes, I say this as an owner of multiple Apple products....

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    5. Re:The solution is... by splutty · · Score: 1

      I'm iBalling you for making a bad joke..

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  21. Blame Goverment Regulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Conforming to government regulations is ridiculous, Sarbanes-Oxley and OSHA. Bitch to your senator or congressmen about diminished freedom.

    1. Re:Blame Goverment Regulations by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      Yes, because we all want the freedom to be exploited.

    2. Re:Blame Goverment Regulations by orlanz · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: SOX Auditor.

      SOX isn't a bad thing! If anything, it is a bit watered down. SOX basically makes it a requirement what normal IT and Accounting people consider good practices and common sense. Plus, you only need to be SOX compliant if you are publicly trading on a US exchange. If you don't like it, move your stock to OTC or overseas to London, Hong Kong, and Japan!

    3. Re:Blame Goverment Regulations by russotto · · Score: 1

      SOX isn't a bad thing! If anything, it is a bit watered down. SOX basically makes it a requirement what normal IT and Accounting people consider good practices and common sense.

      Right. Like not booking the revenue for a product until it's completely delivered. And not allowing a free item to be considered a separate deliverable, booked separately. Thus requiring that if Apple wanted to enable the 802.11n feature in their computers, they would either have to book the revenue for the computer when they enabled the feature (months later), or they'd have to charge extra for the feature. That kind of good practice and common sense?

    4. Re:Blame Goverment Regulations by Marcika · · Score: 1

      Huh? Why should you not be able to do a Service Pack or Maintenance Update for free? Most IT companies do it, and I haven't heard of them having to defer booking revenue under US-GAAP. Are you sure that what you heard about Apple's reason for withholding features is true?

    5. Re:Blame Goverment Regulations by russotto · · Score: 1

      Huh? Why should you not be able to do a Service Pack or Maintenance Update for free? Most IT companies do it, and I haven't heard of them having to defer booking revenue under US-GAAP. Are you sure that what you heard about Apple's reason for withholding features is true?

      Wireless-N wasn't a service pack or maintenance update; it was a new feature. I looked over the regulations and Apple's interpretation was at least plausible.

    6. Re:Blame Goverment Regulations by Marcika · · Score: 1

      Huh? Why should you not be able to do a Service Pack or Maintenance Update for free? Most IT companies do it, and I haven't heard of them having to defer booking revenue under US-GAAP. Are you sure that what you heard about Apple's reason for withholding features is true?

      Wireless-N wasn't a service pack or maintenance update; it was a new feature. I looked over the regulations and Apple's interpretation was at least plausible.

      Quote from WinXP SP3 release notes: "This update also includes a small number of new functionalities..." and I could also find half a million other examples (almost every application does this). I don't believe that is the real reason. (Of course if the question is whether Apple PR goons are lying or whether they cannot afford competent CPAs, I know what I would assume.)

    7. Re:Blame Goverment Regulations by orlanz · · Score: 1

      That's bending the rules to fit your ends. Everyone does it, but that doesn't mean that its the rules fault. In this case, Apple could have booked the revenue as they had already sold and delivered the product per the original deal struck with the buyer at the time of sale.

      Additional upgrades are just that, nothing more or less. You could charge for the additional upgrade/features and only book that additional revenue upon fulfilling the liability (delivery of said product). OR, not charge for the upgrade/feature and not book anything...

      The good practice and common sense (this was way before SOX) is you can't assume you gained revenue until you have fulfilled your end of the bargain (earned the cash).

  22. Makes sense by zwei2stein · · Score: 1

    Computers of smokers are well, filthy, and hard to repair. Dust and tar everywhere, blocking ventilation and making mechanical parts fail sooner of later.

    Eww, I'd agree with waranty void there.

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  23. Have you ever looked inside a smoker's computer? by attie · · Score: 3, Informative

    Look at this and tell me that you wouldn't run screaming if someone asked you to repair that. Also, the way smoke is clogging up that fan, I'm thinking that smoking around a computer is a decent reason to void your warranty. Like using your phone in the rain. The harm came to the unit through your own negligence...

  24. So sue them for 3x damages. by jazzkat · · Score: 1

    IANAL and this is not legal advice.

    If a 'smoking exclusion' was not in the contract, then they lied to you when they sold the contract, plain and simple.

    Sue them in small claims court for the value of the computer. If your state is like Ohio and they award 3x damages for a breach of consumer protection act (a breach of contract might trigger this), you could get a nice upgrade.

    If you don't want to go that far at least complain to your state's attorney general.

    1. Re:So sue them for 3x damages. by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      If a 'smoking exclusion' was not in the contract, then they lied to you when they sold the contract, plain and simple.

      Yes, because no one would assume "covered in tar" would fall under a general abuse clause.

      But hey, let's give your approach a try—it would make users' guides a lot of fun.

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  25. Hard to deny by foniksonik · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a smoker I find it hard to deny Apple's case here. Tobacco smoke is not a good thing for electronics. Neither would be lots of candle smoke, grease smoke, auto exhaust and many other environmental contaminates that could leave a residue on the hardware.

    For the smokers out there: is it really that hard to take a break and go outside? I've always felt that was the best part... take a break, go out, have a smoke and consider what ever you're doing - then go back and get it done.

    Of course these are not likely people using their computers for productive things... probably ex-AOLers chatting up people while drinking and smoking. In which case - ??? WTF just get a life already.

    Oh and it's gross to smoke cigs in your house. Same as it would be gross to smoke a turkey inside or any number of things that leave residue everywhere.

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    1. Re:Hard to deny by sgage · · Score: 3, Informative

      "As a smoker I find it hard to deny Apple's case here. Tobacco smoke is not a good thing for electronics. "

      But that isn't Apple's case. They're claiming that working on a gadget that was exposed to cigarette smoke constitutes exposing their employees to a biohazard.

      Not that cigarette smoke predisposes the gadget to breakdown (which it may or may not do).

    2. Re:Hard to deny by fartingfool · · Score: 1
      The level of stereotyping you're doing is completely and utterly appalling. I'm a fan of do what you want in your own house, as it's YOUR house. By even suggesting that a smoker should get up and leave their own house to do what they enjoy because it offends you is ridiculous. And in my particular state (Florida), you can't smoke inside of a public building. So that's that.

      As far as considering people who smoke are all "ex-AOLers" who automatically drink and suck at life, rethink this statement. I'm sure any person who used the internet at all when dial-up was the only feasible option, used AOL at one point or another.

      I'm sorry you think smoking is gross. Too bad it's just an opinion backed up by retarded comments.

    3. Re:Hard to deny by ph43thon · · Score: 1

      "Same as it would be gross to smoke a turkey inside or any number of things..."

      Somehow... that just feels like a lead-in to a good joke..

    4. Re:Hard to deny by jareth-0205 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Of course these are not likely people using their computers for productive things... probably ex-AOLers chatting up people while drinking and smoking. In which case - ??? WTF just get a life already.

      Holy crap, what gives you the right to tell other people how they should live their life? Smoking is a legal pleasure that some people choose to indulge in in their own home. Apple's products should be designed to cope with functioning in a normal home environment, and when they don't that's what the warranty is for. Just because it doesn't happen to affect you or I doesn't make it ok.

      Tobacco smoke is not a good thing for electronics.

      No, but it is often a part of the home.

      Apple didn't claim that their products couldn't run in smokey environments, they claimed it couldn't be repaired because of some health and safety rule, which sounds unlikely to be true given there are simple ways of protecting yourself like gloves and a mask...

    5. Re:Hard to deny by barzok · · Score: 1

      By even suggesting that a smoker should get up and leave their own house to do what they enjoy because it offends you is ridiculous

      I know lots of people whose spouses force them to smoke outside.

      Plus, if you're ever going to sell your house, taking it outside is a good idea. Buyers can smell it, and you can't get that smell out without replacing every soft surface (carpets, etc.) and fresh paint in every room.

    6. Re:Hard to deny by Scared+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'd certainly prefer smokers did smoke inside their homes rather than outside, even if it destroys their electronics. Why? Because then I'd be less likely to have to smell the disgustingness of it. I hate being stuck behind someone on a sidewalk who smokes. I also hate being stuck behind a car that smokes, because it then gets sucked into the air intake coming into my car and smells inside my car. It might be one thing if smokers would smoke their damn cigarettes, but it seems like half the time they're just standing there polluting the air with their cigarette in between their fingers and not actually smoking their cigarette. I don't think smoking should be illegal, but I think it should be something that is illegal to expose other people to, especially children.

    7. Re:Hard to deny by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      You're right that they should make it clear that heavy smoking damages computers and therefore they will void warranties for smoke damaged PCs but employees have complained about third hand smoke so Apple is just covering their ass as they unfortunately have to and probably being honest where as it would have sounded better to go with the technical angle rather than admitting they didn't want to get sued by their employees.

    8. Re:Hard to deny by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1
      Smoking is a legal pleasure but people also have the right to avoid smoke, nicotine residue, etc.

      I'm sure they're confident that their computers can function in a normal home environment. I doubt they void warranties on any computer that happens to smell of smoke and heavily smoking in a closed house, imo, is not a normal home environment. It's down right unhealthy with the least of your worries being Apple voiding your warranty.

      Their full warranty and repair terms can be found online but just from the FAQ ( http://www.apple.com/support/macbook/service/ ) it states:

      Apple’s One-Year Limited Warranty for MacBook excludes coverage for damage resulting from a number of events, including accident, liquid spill or submersion, unauthorized service and unauthorized modifications. If damage is outside the scope of warranty coverage, service may be available through a local AASP or an Apple retail store, but all service charges will be your responsibility. In such an event, you will be asked to approve the estimated charges and accept the terms and conditions for service before authorizing the repair. If the repair is performed at an Apple retail store Apple's Repair Terms and Conditions will govern service. Repair service for a MacBook that has experienced catastrophic damage, for example extensive liquid damage or a severe impact that results in the product being disassembled into multiple pieces, is generally not available and not eligible for service.

      Spilling liquids is rather common in a normal household and not covered.

    9. Re:Hard to deny by jareth-0205 · · Score: 1

      Spilling liquids is rather common in a normal household and not covered.

      It's not part of a normal household *environment* though, somewhat harder to avoid.

      And as you've pointed out, they don't mention smoke at all in their excludes, so they don't get to void the warranty on it.

    10. Re:Hard to deny by hot+soldering+iron · · Score: 1

      As an ex-smoker my computer requires cleaning a little less often now. When my room mate and I both smoked (pack a day, each), it didn't take long for that yellowish tinge to appear. We did cover our machines with towels when not in use, as make shift dust covers. It helped, but not a lot. What helped the most was using an ionizing air cleaner in our living room. It would suck the smoke and dust out of the air so quickly you could directly observe it! We put that poor box through hell. Had to change the 90-day HEPA filter every month. When I got with my wife and step-son I stopped smoking inside, and eventually stopped smoking all together. The difference in my lifestyle and health were major improvements, the improved environment for my equipment was a minor thing.

      I've worked on high-end industrial test equipment for years, and a smoking environment just meant the box smelled bad when you blew the dust out, and you would have to use extra cleaner on the case. We used PPE at all times as a matter of course, so voiding the warranty because it was in a smoking environment is purest bull shit. Apple is/has become/always was an arrogant company with regard to customer service, and deserve to have their ass handed to them in the court of Public Relations. Microsoft has a rep as incompetent, thieving liars, and Apple is developing into an arrogant, tyrannical, authoritarian. I'll stick with my Linux systems and hang out with the doobie-smoking hippies, thanks.

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    11. Re:Hard to deny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same as it would be gross to smoke a turkey inside

      Hey, screw you buddy! I was in 'Nam! I saw and did things you couldn't even begin to fathom. If I want to smoke a turkey in my house, that's my business. If I want to heat turkey gravy in a spoon over a flame and smoke it, that's my business. If want to mainline turkey gravy, that's my fucking business! Screw Apple. They need to get off their high horse. Tell Apple to stop persecuting turkey smokers!

    12. Re:Hard to deny by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      That assumes the FAQ spells out everything and that smoking doesn't cause catastrophic damage. I'm sure if you read the whole warranty I'm sure they can get out of anything. It would come down to arguing semantics and I'm sure they can afford better lawyers since smokers are generally low-income people.

    13. Re:Hard to deny by StormReaver · · Score: 1

      Smoking is a legal pleasure [for some odd definition of "pleasure"] that some people choose to indulge in in their own home. Apple's products should be designed to cope with functioning in a normal home environment, and when they don't that's what the warranty is for.

      Urination is a legal pleasure that some people and other animals choose to indulge in in their own homes, too. Should Apple be held responsible for urine streams aimed at the computer as well? While the second-hand smoke claim is laughable, the damage done to electronic components by cigarette smoke is well known. The warranty should certainly be voided, but for reasons completely different than given by Apple.

    14. Re:Hard to deny by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      For the smokers out there: is it really that hard to take a break and go outside? I've always felt that was the best part... take a break, go out, have a smoke and consider what ever you're doing - then go back and get it done.

      When I smoke I do go outside where I smoke. Inside my apartment is dusty and has cobwebs in corners and hard to reach areas. I had one technician tell me I should tape a coffee filter to the air intake vent on a computer case. I was looking for a filter after opening a tower and finding dust everywhere in it. I bought packs of cans of compressed air just to blow dust out, is Apple going to penalize me because it is dusty here?

      Falcon

    15. Re:Hard to deny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if you use your laptop from time to time in a bar they won't honor the warranty?

      That's total crap.

    16. Re:Hard to deny by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Apple is/has become/always was an arrogant company with regard to customer service

      Apple has always had a good customer service rating. Year after year Apple was ranked near if not at the top surveys on customer service. After using Windows PC, and dealing with the hassles thereof, for about 10 years I switched to Linux and Mac. In the more than 2 years I've had my Mac I only had one problem with Apple service, which I was expecting. I tried to use Eclipse for programming when I got an error. I knew they probably wouldn't but I was hoping an Apple tech would help me with it, instead I was told to try to get help in the Apple developer forums online.

      Falcon

    17. Re:Hard to deny by ZeRu · · Score: 0

      I smoke only on my balcony, but are you sure that would save me from Apple's idiocy? If you sent them your computer and they knew you're a smoker, they would probably outright refuse to open it, claiming it would endanger the health of their employees. You can say you don't smoke near your computer all you want but it wouldn't change anything (maybe you'll only provoke them to tell you to leave the store so they don't get a lung cancer by merely looking at you).

      Of course I could be wrong and customers in question could have one of the filthiest computers on the world, in which case I could understand Apple's decision. But there are no screenshots to prove that and based from what I know of this story, of Apple and of treatment of smokers in the USA, I think it's far more likely they're putting all smokers in the same basket.

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    18. Re:Hard to deny by jareth-0205 · · Score: 1

      The warranty should certainly be voided, but for reasons completely different than given by Apple.

      Isn't that part of the point? That the reason they have given is bollocks? The reason you have made up is not what they are saying. The reason they have given is rubbish, therefore they should honour the warranty because there isn't a reason not to.

    19. Re:Hard to deny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pissing in a dish near the air vents on your computer is also legal, and I am sure someone likes to do it. It doesn't mean that it is Apple's job to pay for doing such stupid stuff.

    20. Re:Hard to deny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The warranty covers defects in materials and workmanship. Last I checked, failures caused by overheating due to a slimy, gummy residue from smoking isn't a defect in material and workmanship that apple would be liable for. That's probably why they rejected it, the employee's health is B.S. Even if it wasn't overheating, computers are sensitive electronic devices and a coating of Tar and whatever else is in there will be blamed for the failure.

      http://www.apple.com/legal/warranty/

      I've worked on some of those computers that were exposed to smoke, and they were incredibly disgusting. Dry dust on interior parts is one thing, but once you add the tar, nicotine, and whatever else is in that residue, it's probably mildly conductive and quite capable of messing stuff up inside.

    21. Re:Hard to deny by PIBM · · Score: 1

      There's a failing video card in a imac sitting right here, and the fans are getting noisy as hell. They'd like to have the mac for about 1 month to fix it, but I can't afford to let it go for so long, and I am certainly not paying for a faster service. I guess I'll send it in at the last day of warranty :\

    22. Re:Hard to deny by bjs555 · · Score: 0

      Obviously, when driving behind a smoker, the car exhaust fumes pulled in along with the cigarette smoke don't bother you at all.

    23. Re:Hard to deny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap, what gives you the right to tell other people how they should live their life? Water sports and scat is a legal pleasure that some people choose to indulge in in their own home. Apple's products should be designed to cope with functioning in a normal home environment, and when they don't that's what the warranty is for. Just because it doesn't happen to affect you or I doesn't make it ok.

      Apple didn't claim that their products couldn't run in urine and faeces covered environments, they claimed it couldn't be repaired because of some health and safety rule, which sounds unlikely to be true given there are simple ways of protecting yourself like gloves and a mask...

    24. Re:Hard to deny by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      Do they not realize that dust is about 90% human skin and bacteria? They are already being exposed to biohazard from the dust and the microbes on the keyboard and case. It should be a standard company procedure to take proper precautions against this regardless of the owner's habits.

  26. It may sound weird, but Apple might be right by rpp3po · · Score: 1

    The fans inside computers shovel several cubic meters of air every day through a very tight space. It could certainly be possible, that this leads to amounts of poisonous residue far above your usual passive smoking hazards. And thus this might not be another piece of green hysteria, but consistent and reasonable action even despite the public outcry, that this may cause.

    1. Re:It may sound weird, but Apple might be right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please. Next they refuse to work on any computers at all because the material they are made of release poisonous gases.

    2. Re:It may sound weird, but Apple might be right by sjames · · Score: 1

      The thing is, it's not smoke, it's residue. A simple dust mask will keep it out of the tech's lungs, along with the plethora of dist (and dust mites) that any computer will contain. Regular spray cleaner will take care of it once it's been blown out w/ compressed air, just like any other machine. The entire justification of second hand smoke harm is supposedly that you breathe it all in in concentrated form.

      Do they also intend to dishonor the warranty on a Mac that gets used in a restaurant (fry grease) or a bus terminal (diesel particulates) or a really dusty house (dust mites)?

      Will they refuse to serve AIDS patients? People who just had the flu? People who use too much cologne? People whose house had a mold problem (that one CAN get you coughing up blood!)? Do they provide their techs with protection from those hazards? Or do they just attack smokers because the amount of pure unadulterated HATE is enough that they might get away with it?

  27. Re:Have you ever looked inside a smoker's computer by tjstork · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh man up. I've repaired worse. That kind of damage can happen to any computer near the front door of your house.

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  28. Not unprecedented by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I've worked in two separate computer retail repair shops where we've voided warranties for this. It's not just because there's a smoker in the household; it's the results that inflicts on the computer. Like parent said, it gets NASTY. I've seen it gum up CPU and graphics card fans many, many times.

    It constitutes abuse of the equipment, and that is explicitly not covered under warranty.

    Here's a nice gallery of what cigarette smoke does to PCs: http://www.squidoo.com/cigarette-smoke-computer-damage

    1. Re:Not unprecedented by Oarsman · · Score: 1
      What about living in a super polluted city? Apple sells equipment in China, Egypt, Mexico and South Korea. Some of those cities are terribly disgusting compared to working in a smoke filled bar. Does Apple change their warranty for those places? How long can I travel there before I void my warranty?

      I agree Apple needs to look out for their employee's health by providing the appropriate equipment, but I think they also need to design equipment that can handle the normal operating environment for the customers they sell to.

      For better or worse, smokers and heavily polluted cities still represent a significant source of revenue for computer companies. So long as that is the case, their products need to be designed for their customers.

  29. That's utterly ridiculous. by tjstork · · Score: 0

    Even if you accepted the inflated figures of second hand smoke, some smoke exposure is a pretty fricking low cause of death. AS it is, the number 1 killer in the USA, or at least near to it, is the fricking flu. If Apple cared about their workers, their hourly people would get paid sick time.

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    1. Re:That's utterly ridiculous. by Trevin · · Score: 1

      Where do you get your statistics from? I was under the impression that either heart disease or lung disease was the top killer in the U.S. (sources cited.)

    2. Re:That's utterly ridiculous. by Kev6 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The flu (and pneumonia) is actually the 8th leading cause of death in the US. The first two leading causes of death are heart disease and cancer, with more than 10x the number of deaths than the flu. Both of these can be caused by smoking.

      Heart disease: 631,636
      Cancer: 559,888
      Stroke (cerebrovascular diseases): 137,119
      Chronic lower respiratory diseases: 124,583
      Accidents (unintentional injuries): 121,599
      Diabetes: 72,449
      Alzheimer's disease: 72,432
      Influenza and Pneumonia: 56,326
      Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome, and nephrosis: 45,344
      Septicemia: 34,234
      From the CDC

    3. Re:That's utterly ridiculous. by ejtttje · · Score: 1

      Do you have any idea what you are talking about? Cardiovascular failure and cancer would beg to differ about the flu thing, which ranks a little above leprosy.
      Infographic: http://www.flickr.com/photos/michaelpaukner/4052849920/sizes/o/in/pool-16135094@N00/
      Sure, maybe flu will get worse, but it's got a long, long, ways to go. Don't watch so much sensationalist network news.

    4. Re:That's utterly ridiculous. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      AS it is, the number 1 killer in the USA, or at least near to it, is the fricking flu.

      Not really....

      Deaths due to influenza per year = apx. 36,000.

      Deaths due to cigarettes per year = apx. 440,000

      Even correcting for the fact that 'deaths due to cigarette smoking' are harder to establish (in terms of causality) than influenza, Mr. Butts wins big time.

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  30. Maybe get some facts straight? by sribe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Remember when they claimed enabling 802.11n for free would be a Sarbanes-Oxley violation?

    Why yes, I do. I also remember that it's a perfectly legitimate (though perhaps conservative) claim as well. And I also remember all the people mocking Apple who clearly had no idea at all how revenue must be accounted for in publicly-held companies. Apparently some of you ignoramuses just do not want to let go...

    1. Re:Maybe get some facts straight? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Remember when they claimed enabling 802.11n for free would be a Sarbanes-Oxley violation?

      Why yes, I do. I also remember that it's a perfectly legitimate (though perhaps conservative) claim as well. And I also remember all the people mocking Apple who clearly had no idea at all how revenue must be accounted for in publicly-held companies. Apparently some of you ignoramuses just do not want to let go...

      ok, I'll bite with my ignorance of why this then only applied to Apple, not other US IT companies?

    2. Re:Maybe get some facts straight? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Dear Apple Fanboy, go read Sarbanes-Oxley and a basic (modern) finance text. The concern about recognizing revenue in this case applies to unfinished software sold with claims of functionality that are incomplete. This claim doesn't apply as the primary good was hardware and Apple didn't claim this as a feature of the original product.

      Any accountant, likely even Apple's own accountants, knows the company was full of shit.

    3. Re:Maybe get some facts straight? by Jonathan+A · · Score: 5, Informative

      ok, I'll bite with my ignorance of why this then only applied to Apple, not other US IT companies?

      When SOX was passed, there was a lot of discussion about what it meant for the company I was working for at the time. SOX made the CEO and CFO personally liable for the company's compliance with accounting rules. As an engineer, a lot of the discussion in my area centered on software upgrades. How did we have to account for upgrades and bug fixes?

      As I recall, selling a product with the expectation of future free upgrades could be interpreted as booking revenue in advance of sales. If the customer's decision to buy was based on the expectation of the upgrade, and the seller books the revenue at the time of the sale, then the seller has booked revenue for a non-existent sale -- the future upgrade. By giving away free upgrades, the company could be establishing the expectation of future free upgrades, making the CEO and CFO potentially liable for accounting malpractice.

      In the end, we decided what a lot of tech companies, including Apple, seem to have decided -- bug fixes would continue to be free, since they are addressing a product defect and not enabling new functionality. Upgrades, even if it was just to enable a latent feature of the hardware, would not be free.

    4. Re:Maybe get some facts straight? by spire3661 · · Score: 0, Troll

      And apparently you dont undertand that people dont want ot hear about some bullshit accounting excuse. Its called marketing. Trotting out Sarbanes-Oxley jsut made them look like a tool. THere was NO legal requirement for them to do it in that manner, its all a simple matter of how you do your books.

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    5. Re:Maybe get some facts straight? by sjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, there's nothing legitimate about it at all. You just account it as good will or customer service. SOX doesn't care in the slightest about that so long as you're not cooking the books.

      It's amazing how many corporate apologists write off all their crappy behavior as mandated by (fictional interpretation of) law.

    6. Re:Maybe get some facts straight? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah good old slashdot, where ignaramous Mac fanboys get modded up for complete bullshit.

    7. Re:Maybe get some facts straight? by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      As an engineer, perhaps you should have hired a professional in a field you're not competent in? For this type of stuff, I hire an accountant.

      And he or she would have likely told you that it's the same situation as with any subscription service: basically you were selling a (product-)lifetime subscription. As far as I know, we still have subscriptions after SOX.

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    8. Re:Maybe get some facts straight? by localman · · Score: 1

      I've done SOX compliance work and it is completely ridiculous to claim that as the reason for the upgrade charge. There are plenty of ways that it could have been accounted for properly. SOX is about having confidence that the numbers presented haven't been fabricated or tampered with. It has nothing to do with the business decisions themselves.

      Ignoramuses not letting go indeed.

      If Apple wanted to charge for it, that's their prerogative. Blaming it on SOX was a weasel move.

    9. Re:Maybe get some facts straight? by Jonathan+A · · Score: 1

      For this type of stuff, I hire an accountant.

      This was a fortune 500 company. We had many accountants. And many lawyers. My involvement was mainly informational. Since I was involved with patching software that was then sent to customers, I was told what I could and couldn't do and why. I was also asked how it would impact my work.

      you were selling a (product-)lifetime subscription

      Our products were not sold as a subscription service. But it's interesting that you bring up subscriptions in this context. I've heard that is why iPhone customers get free software updates while iPod Touch customers have to pay. The iPhone revenue is amortized because it is treated like a service contract, while the iPod Touch revenue is booked all at once because it is treated like a single sale.

    10. Re:Maybe get some facts straight? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      And apparently you dont undertand that people dont want ot hear about some bullshit accounting excuse. Its called marketing. Trotting out Sarbanes-Oxley jsut made them look like a tool. THere was NO legal requirement for them to do it in that manner, its all a simple matter of how you do your books.

      Yup, it was a lie. I can't call it a last straw, but this action prompted the start of my move off Apple gear after more than 15 years. I wasn't really mad, per se, but it was indicative of company management in general. Then they delayed Leopard for iPhone, then they went after bloggers, etc.

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    11. Re:Maybe get some facts straight? by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      For this type of stuff, I hire an accountant.

      This was a fortune 500 company. We had many accountants. And many lawyers. My involvement was mainly informational. Since I was involved with patching software that was then sent to customers, I was told what I could and couldn't do and why. I was also asked how it would impact my work.

      Okay - my mistake. I assumed it was a case of no accountants, but this looks more like a case of too many accountants :)

      (or in my case, perhaps lack of specific knowledge :/ )

      you were selling a (product-)lifetime subscription

      Our products were not sold as a subscription service. But it's interesting that you bring up subscriptions in this context. I've heard that is why iPhone customers get free software updates while iPod Touch customers have to pay. The iPhone revenue is amortized because it is treated like a service contract, while the iPod Touch revenue is booked all at once because it is treated like a single sale.

      Amazing. But this clarifies the problem a bit more. Basically you are creating a liability if you provide free upgrades, but you have no corresponding revenue stream since you took all the profit from the sale at once.

      So to a lawyer it would look like: 'take the money and tell everyone you did great, but you have running expenses associated with the sale you're going to have to honour in years to come that you're not taking into account'. This would be a huge item if costs associated with sales would increase in volume with items sold. Like having to fix things manually or warranty costs for physical products.

      But a patch is just as valid for one as for one million computers so it's a 'cost of doing business' like advertising and building up your brand, and could be counted as such. However, I can understand that accountants were going to sit on the safe side of the fence with this, after Enron.

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    12. Re:Maybe get some facts straight? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the explanation. It is still strange though how only Apple seemed to think this meant that their customers had to pay for 802.11 n-upgrades. At the time of this debacle there were tons of examples of other companies rolling out their n-upgrades for free to their users.

    13. Re:Maybe get some facts straight? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      This must be one of the worst cases of CYA that I have ever seen, I guess noone with a law degree felt like standing up for sanity rather than legal fiction. Customer expectations are disappointed by products after the sale each day every day in a million ways and almost none of those, short of clear product defects, are covered under warranty. Unless the customer has any grounds for a refund, there's no reason to not book that revenue. If you were to not give any free updates, those spurned users could create a shitstorm and kill your future sales but that would not undo the cash handed over at the sale. SOX is supposed to ensure booking accuracy, not business sanity. You can give your customers the finger if you just book it correctly against goodwill.

      (Yes, I know that's not what goodwill is, don't let pedantry get in the way of a joke)

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    14. Re:Maybe get some facts straight? by Jonathan+A · · Score: 1

      This must be one of the worst cases of CYA that I have ever seen

      CYA was pretty standard. The incidence of CYA seemed to be directly related to both risk and pay grade. So when top executives suddenly faced the risk of jail time ... big time CYA.

  31. Re:Good for apple by johnlcallaway · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So do car drivers....should we ban them also??? After all, driving a car is a privilege, not a right.

    I was in the hospital not too long ago, cost $70K to fix a broken foot because a car hit my motorcycle.

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  32. Maybe the DEA Should Shut Down Apple by Cornwallis · · Score: 3, Funny

    After all, 90% of U.S. currency has traces of cocaine on it. I'm pretty sure the Apple store is dealing.

  33. If this is true... by sgage · · Score: 1

    ... it is the most absurd thing I've heard in a while. I am not a smoker, and don't like the smell that smoking leaves on clothing and such, but to refuse to work on a smoker's gadget because of "second hand smoke" is ridiculous. But then, Apple tends to the ridiculous.

    Is this story legit? Can it be confirmed?

  34. Who the hell smokes indoors? by harmonise · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who the hell smokes indoors? That's fucked up.

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    1. Re:Who the hell smokes indoors? by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

      LOTS of people, and yes, it is disgusting. My parents are smokers and their computers get an incredible coating of brown oily crud all over the internal components. The smoke changes regular old dust into a sticky, clumpy mess that is a pain in the ass to clean.

      If someone smokes so much around their computer that it leads to a buildup of enough of this goop to be a plausible cause of failure, well, tough crap. The warranty they sell contains language for not being responsible for "other external factors". Guess what nicotine addicts? Chain smoking can be one of those external factors. Same as if you had the computer in a fast food restaurant and the components get coated in fryer grease, it's not covered by the standard consumer warranty.

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    2. Re:Who the hell smokes indoors? by sgage · · Score: 1

      If Apple wants to make the argument that smoking residue somehow damages the device, that seems at least somewhat plausible. But let them put a stipulation in the warrantee.

      But they're not claiming that. They're claiming that the smoke residue is a biohazard, which is absurd.

    3. Re:Who the hell smokes indoors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I smoke indoors. What the hell is it with the anti-smoking sentiment here? I am puffing up a Gauloises now, in my computerroom, with the computercase right next to me. And another. And another. And a laptop. And another.
      Brown oily crud? Sticky clumpy mess?
      My computercases are not a buildup of yucky brown goo. The only way to even get close to that, is to smoke more than a pack a day, in a small room with all doors and windows closed. Meaning you have other problems besides a busted computer.

    4. Re:Who the hell smokes indoors? by ogdenk · · Score: 1

      Gee, I don't know..... most smokers. Including me.

      I go outside most the time but I still smoke in my house if it's really cold out or something which is rare in SC. It's
      my house, who are you to judge? My 6 yr old son is even kind enough to remind me I'm killing myself on a daily basis.

  35. Surgeon General's Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I used to work as a computer technician to pay my tuition.

    Computers that had either failed or seized up due to nicotine/tar build up were impossible to clean, and nearly impossible to repair. The nasty build-up got literally everywhere, clogging heatsinks, coating voltage regulators, caps, expansion slots, and other devices that depend on air convection to stay cool. The only way to get these machines running stably again was usually massive part replacement.

    If smoking doesn't constitute improper operation, it should. For all the people bitching out there, smoking has been demonstrated to cause premature failure to humans, particularly second-hand smoke which contains a Noah's Ark of nasty bacteria and pathogens. WHy is it such a surprise that it also kills sensitive electronic equipment?

    1. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by f_raze13 · · Score: 1

      If you had read even the summary, you might have noticed that Apple's problem was not that the smoke constituted improper use, or that it damaged the computers. Their only problem was the fact that having their employees fix said computers would expose them to a "biohazard." Regardless of whether or not smoke causes a buildup of crap on the inside of the computer, which I'm not arguing with at all, Apple should have already provided their employees who are exposed to the harmful chemicals already found in computers.

    2. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      particularly second-hand smoke which contains a Noah's Ark of nasty bacteria and pathogens

      And which nasty bacteria, exactly, are in second hand smoke, that aren't in second hand breathing?

    3. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, smoke contains bacteria? Who knew?

    4. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      You're correct, smoke and tar is bad for most things. If it can be demonstrated to cause the failure, they don't have to repair it in my opinion.

      You're also an idiot for the second-hand smoke statement. Stop puppeting back out what other idiots pushing an agenda through lies feed you. Get a clue, learn some facts, stop reading truth.com and repeating what Al Gore says.

      However, Apple isn't repairing the machines claiming its an OSHA violation. The claim is that its unhealthy for the repair techs. That is bullshit. Computers are FILLED with hazardous components. Do you know how many things in the power supply alone can cause cancer? Apple is claiming that it would violate OSHA so they can't work on it. Its Apples problem to protect their employees from hazardous materials, not the customer.

      The should have simply left the health hazard bullshit out of the reply emails and left it with the previously stated facts which were more than enough reason to not repair the machines. Ash and tar are bad for unprotected motherboards, clog heat sinks and gum up fans. Done. Those are true statements and given enough of them, a PC can fail. It can also fail from dust, pet hair, dead skin cells and all sorts of other stuff. IF there was enough in there to cause failure then fine don't repair it. Claiming an OSHA violation is bullshit. Its their responsibility to protect their employees. Its also their responsibility to produce hardware capable of withstanding a typical operating environment or lose customers for it.

      If Apple told me they wouldn't repair my MBP because it was full of pet hair and it caused things to fail, I'd probably be okay with it. Of course, I'd take it apart myself to verify it, but then I'd have cleaned it out before I took it to them anyway. If they come back to me and claim its 'unsafe' then I'm going to have a problem.

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    5. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      For all the people bitching out there, smoking has been demonstrated to cause premature failure to humans, particularly second-hand smoke which contains a Noah's Ark of nasty bacteria and pathogens.

      Emphasis mine.

      Really? Please tell me what bacteria can survive being lit into a smoldering fire like that.

    6. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2nd hand smoke contains "bacteria and pathogens"?!!! Link please.

    7. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Immersion into a 100% nitrogen environment has been shown to cause premature failure in humans yet most sensitive electronic equipment doesn't give a damn.

    8. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second hand smoke contains bacteria?

    9. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by sjames · · Score: 1

      Funny that, I have a computer that was my desktop machine in 1994. I smoked right next to it for years until it was finally relegated to be a dial-up server/firewall. Eventually, that use was obsolete as well once I got broadband and a WRT reflashed with Linux. It still runs fine (just slow because the world has moved on). It's had 1 CPU fan replacement in it's 15 years of service and very irregular cleaning (mostly the huff and puff method). Of course it's HDs have been replaced due to normal old age failure.

      It wasn't like it was some sort of super premium system, just a regular inexpensive board, P200 CPU and plain old heat sink/fan in a cheap case. No air filters or anything like that.

      As for your comments on second hand smoke, those must be really tough bacteria to survive burning like that! I was also not aware that bacteria could infect computers. I always thought that a computer virus was meant as an analogy. Reading that backwards, that conficker can really screw up a computer, I don't know why it should surprise people that it will also kill humans.

      Cigarette smoke should really be studied carefully by medical researchers.It's the only substance out there apparently that gets even deadlier as it is diluted. Either that or second hand smoke is, in-fact, much less harmful than primary smoke.

    10. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by DaTrueDave · · Score: 0

      Could you tell us more about this Noah's Ark that exists in smoke? As someone that recently quit smoking, I'm very curious about this. Thanks!

    11. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd second this, and make the analogy: if you had a PC/Mac that was in a wood/metal shop, and it got full of sawdust or metal filings, wouldn't that constitute neglect and improper use? If you set up your PC/Mac on your back patio table and it got rained on, would you look through the warranty for the specific phrase "exposure to inclement weather/rainfall"? If you filled it full of tapioca..... ....okay, that's a bit too far.

      But I will say this; I am a technician as well, and one time I had to work on a machine that, due to the fact the fins on the heatsink fins were oriented horizontally, and the CPU was a K6-2 500 (remember how hot they got?), the tar inside the case had melted and hardened with each turning on and off, so that there was a 3" long tarsicle hanging from one side of the heatsink.

      I now own my own shop, and we have a "heavy smoker" clause in our warranty.

    12. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by celle · · Score: 1

      I was a tech also. For years, I worked on various consumer electronics including computers and monitors. You're right the residues collect everywhere, and in a concentrated form, all over various components due to years of use. When blowing out the equipment I always made sure I was upwind as breathing in any of that crap would cause several minutes of eye burning and coughing fits. Blowing out anyone's smoke particulate collecting device is like geting years of exposure in a few minutes. Oh, and forget about OSHA, that's for the big companies not small shops.

    13. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is no way smoke can harm a computer, and this story is just a big pile of BS.
      there are no moving parts on a computer except from the fans and floppy or cd/dvd, hdds come sealed, cards are stuck on their slots and that keeps their contacts clean, have you ever seen a mineral-oil cooling system ever?

    14. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow. mods are buying loads of crap today. i've been working on computers for 2473 years. i once worked on a BC300. Let me tell you! There were bits of stegosaurus bones stuck in the flint valves it took many moons to chissel them clean.

      on a serious note, what parent poster could only have been describing was a chain smoker sitting next to the computer smoking, for several years, living next to Owens Lake.

      C'mon, we've all worked on filthy computers owned by chain smokers. You take a couple of cans of compressed air, and you get all the heatsinks clean, and you replace the fans (as they usually are toast). Then 90% of the time, the system works just fine. Just couldn't breath....sheesh.

    15. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by TeethWhitener · · Score: 1

      particularly second-hand smoke which contains a Noah's Ark of nasty bacteria and pathogens

      And which nasty bacteria, exactly, are in second hand smoke, that aren't in second hand breathing?

      The kind that cause premature failure, of course.

    16. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You kids are wimps. If you are this afraid of a few smoke stains, what are you going to do when you open a box and a bunch of cockroaches run out? Scream like a girl and climb on the chair?

      Also, if the hardware can't take a little bit of smoke film, it's not tough enough. We need the guys that built the packet switch a co-worker once told me about, that had been running for a few years in a factory with somewhat acidic vapor in the air before the field tech arrived to swap a few cards for PM. The swap was difficult to manage, since the sides of the steel card cage had turned to piles of rust in the bottom of the rack- the cards were running in mid-air, hanging on the wiring.

      Here's a clue if you want something build that well- don't buy from a company that spends a pile to look cool in the US and a pittance to have the actual product made in a Chinese factory.

    17. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a plain lie and bullshit.

      Unfortunately I'm a heavy smoker and I always fix my own computers. When I have to replace a hard drive, memory or something, there's always lots of dust inside the computer like on every other computer on earth. I remove it with a vaccum cleaner and everything is pristine again.

      No matter how much you smoke when you use the computer, It has no effect (on the hardware) at all.

    18. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Or in other words: Nature does not give you a guarantee on your body if you smoke, for that very reason. ^^

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    19. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      particularly second-hand smoke which contains a Noah's Ark of nasty bacteria and pathogens.

      +5 Informative?

      Hang on, Let me dig out my bridge sales listings for you. I've got some awesome deals here for you.

      P.S. watch out for the air that non-smokers exhale, bacteria and viruses thrive in their unpolluted respiratory tracts.

    20. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by BradyB · · Score: 1

      ..... particularly second-hand smoke which contains a Noah's Ark of nasty bacteria and pathogens. WHy is it such a surprise that it also kills sensitive electronic equipment?

      Cigarette smoke has bacteria in it?

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    21. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by Skapare · · Score: 1

      What you are reading is not directly from the technician, but from some manager trying to make excuses, and doing a piss poor job of it (as is typical of non-technical managers). I know from many years experience that cigarette smoke is a major hazard ... to computers and any other electronics with connectors and fans and such. The manager here doesn't really understand it. They should have let the tech explain it ... "You messed up your own computer by smoking in the same room with the computer". Unfortunately for Apple, using the OSHA excuse will backfire on them. They should have just told the truth. Smoking around computers is an abuse of the hardware.

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    22. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you ever live in a big city with lots of soot and smog in the air? Or in a dusty city near the desert? Or near a beach? All that sand and salt can't be good for a computer.

      So, you're saying I can't keep my computer clean myself, as opening it would void the warranty. I can't send it to repair to get it cleaned before it breaks, because it's not broken, and I can't get it fixed when it breaks, because I didn't keep it clean?

      So, what are your suggestions? Build a clean room so I can use a computer without voiding my warranty? That's bullshit.

    23. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Yeah, bacterial babes dig smokers. Amoebas look so cool when they smoke using all those arms.

    24. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second That - Tar with dust sure make trouble - Every ACE-TV Repair Shop out there have a Vacuum Cleaner or Two.
      Tar can often be removed, but at a high cost involving chemical cleaning with ultrasound.

    25. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can dunk the entire motherboard in an hydrocarbon based solvent and scrub. Wash it off afterwards and make sure you let it completely dry.

      About 5 min of work, and 2 hours of waiting and your computer is so good to go.

      I don't understand why so many people are afraid to use a cleaning solution. It's not like it can damage electronics providing they aren't on and you leave no residue.

    26. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "second-hand smoke which contains a Noah's Ark of nasty bacteria"
      Please explain how smoke carries bacteria, or for that matter a 171 yard long boat?

    27. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Burn-proof bacteria? Huh. And I've heard of computers getting virus, but even WinME didn't contract single-celled microbes.

    28. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by olrik666 · · Score: 1

      Explain why smoking does not affect other electronic products in a home. I've known smokers all my life (heck, my mother is 83 and still smokes!), and nothing has stopped working because of smoke.

      Olrik (non smoker)

    29. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by arikol · · Score: 1

      It affects all SENSITIVE components (and actually affects everything in the home, not everything will fail though). A light bulb will not fail due to smoke. It may become covered in tar and not put out the full amount of light.
      A TV can fail, possibly even spectacularly (catch fire etc) as the tar sets on all components and increases dust accumulation, dust can create electrical pathways that should not be, sparks and fire...

      Even though you can't see components fail doesn't mean that the tar does not affect them. They may last shorter, work worse etc.

      One example (from a larger scale where monitoring cost and such is easier) comes from the airline industry. When smoking was banned they found that the airducts needed much less frequent cleaning, and were easier to clean. This cut costs.
      What's more, the pressure regulation systems (based on outflow valves) had much less problems as the valves which manage the pressure differential didn't get gummed up with tar anymore.
      This is considered a big deal in the airline industry.

      Those components weren't failing or catching fire because the weren't those kinds of components. They did need much more maintenance and caused expenses.

      Your mums smoking affects everything around her negatively. Only some parts will obviously fail. Especially components which are being run at the edge of what they can do and need good cooling and airflow. Like computers.

  36. Re:Have you ever looked inside a smoker's computer by attie · · Score: 1

    Front door? What happens at the front door?

  37. I'm not surprised by Trevin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They've also refused service on devices where their litmus indicator shows signs of turning pink (http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?messageID=9214797, http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/04/14/smart.phones.buggy/index.html, http://techgeist.net/2009/09/apple-iphone-abuse-detection-sensors-abusing-2/). It sounds like they're still looking for more excuses not to honor their "warranty."

    I won't be buying any more Apple products.

    1. Re:I'm not surprised by bling..bling · · Score: 1

      Ditto, they told me because the bottom mositure sensor was tripped they wouldn't work on it, and a friend of mine who works at the Apple Store confirmed that they consider any sensor a 'bio-hazard'.

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    2. Re:I'm not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      I'm going to keep saying it over and over....

      Boycot Apple until they shrivel up and go away as quickly as possible...They are an EVIL company
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    3. Re:I'm not surprised by Vidar+Leathershod · · Score: 4, Informative

      This came about as a direct result of people falsely claiming against the warranty when there was known water exposure. All modern cell phones and their batteries have this feature as well, and there are absolutely times when the sensors (really just a system by which a striped ink pattern bleeds to stain the material when wet enough) have been triggered by humid weather, or condensation.

      As for you not "buying any more Apple products", likely you weren't a customer before this. I have heard this same tired old statement again and again. Yet Apple sells more and more every year, and maintains their reputation as the most customer friendly consumer electronics company. That's not to say they are perfect, and there are plenty of things they do that annoy me. Comparing them with the competition, though, they are the best to work with, and give the most discretion to their employees to override policy of any of the major firms.

      Regarding cigarette smoke and OSHA, I would say they definitely took the wrong angle and are likely technically incorrect. At the same time, while I approve of people being able to smoke if they want, smoking near computers shortens their life significantly, due to the gummy deposits that form on the components, heatsinks and fans, and vents. I have cleaned off many computers in this condition, replaced fans if needed, etc. I charge for the time. I also stink like a couple of thousand stale old cigarettes until I shower. When you have an employee working an 8 hour shift, it would be abusive to force them to clean a computer in this condition and suffer for the rest of the day.

      The submitter to Consumerist is an ass who knows exactly how nasty his computer is, can see the gummy deposits, etc. which occurred due to very close proximity smoking at the computer's location. His screen is probably nasty, too. And it's not like this is new information. Smoking near computers has long been known as a really bad idea.

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    4. Re:I'm not surprised by Demonantis · · Score: 1

      I read your links and the first thing that jumped to my mind was vapour pressure. Water could easily condense on the sensors if the device is in a hot humid environment that then moves to a cold one. Its called dew and people experience it all the time. I agree. I call shenanigans.

    5. Re:I'm not surprised by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      They refused to service my iPhone. Only one of two detectors was slightly discolored. Actually they were going to replace it initially, but then I told them why it needed repaired.

      I fell into a lake while fishing, and when I got out, much to my dismay, water literally POURED out of the headphone jack for several seconds.

      I take my phone with me in the bathroom when I take a shower so I can browser porn^H^H^H^Hslashdot while the water warms up. This small bathroom is generally so filled with steam by the time the shower is over that the glass is beading water all over it. The detectors don't trigger.

      If your litmus detector flags, in my experience, the device has been freaking drenched, regardless of the people posting online who have drown their devices and are trying to scam replacements.

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    6. Re:I'm not surprised by muonzoo · · Score: 1

      Most consumer electronics companies embed moisture and shock detection elements in their products. It is in their best interest to protect themselves against warranty fraud and abuse. In some cases, they will overlook these items, depending on the circumstances surrounding the story. I know for certain that RIM (BlackBerry) has these in their devices too. Apple is far from alone in this regard. It is a very common practice in high-value, portable consumer electronics.

    7. Re:I'm not surprised by multiplexo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's how to get around that if you know that your gear has been damaged by moisture. Buy a can of desiccant packets, wrap iPhone or iPod in a soft cloth and place it inside of can of desiccant packets. Seal can and apply heat to the exterior by wrapping it in warm towels. Do this for about an hour and the moisture inside of the iPhone/iPod will be absorbed by the desiccant packets. At this point your iPod/iPhone may start working again. However if it hasn't the moisture sensor is no longer going to show as tripped because you dehydrated the inside of the case. Worked for me last year when I had an iPod nano get soaked while I was changing a headlight on a wet and rainy night. I took it into the Apple Store, said "hey, this is broken and under warranty" and they gave me a new one.

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    8. Re:I'm not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have bought Apple for ages. I sure as hell won't be buying Apple anymore, After they "obsolete" my equipment this time around, they can get screwed!, They are just a bunch of elitist control freaks.

      Someone else can have my money, and it wont be Microsoft either!

    9. Re:I'm not surprised by seebs · · Score: 1

      I just took in a macbook with one month left on a three-year warranty. The first owner smoked near it for a solid two years; the second owner didn't, but the machine was pretty banged up. Apple fixed it without any hassle; brought it in late Friday night, had it back (fedex overnight) Tuesday morning.

      Conclusion: If they rejected something based on smoke-related issues, it was pretty severe.

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    10. Re:I'm not surprised by Cederic · · Score: 1

      maintains their reputation as the most customer friendly consumer electronics company.

      What reputation? I know a lot of people that refuse to buy Apple products precisely because they have a reputation of being very consumer unfriendly.

      "Do it the Apple way or go fuck yourself" is not consumer friendly.

      That they continue to boost sales is because they have some good products and some excellent marketing. It's got nothing to do with consumer friendliness.

    11. Re:I'm not surprised by Vidar+Leathershod · · Score: 1

      Do you care to name a company who has a better reputation? If you weren't so busy worrying about how Apple doesn't make *you* happy, you might be able to see that Apple makes others happy who don't feel the need to have 100 different ways to accomplish the same task.

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  38. parent != troll by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    Why did you choose it if you you did not like it?

    That's not trolling. That's a serious question. Presumably nobody put a gun to the grandparents head and forced him to move into that house.

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    1. Re:parent != troll by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Perhaps having never been forced to share a house or a car with a smoker this person didn't fully understand the possibilities.

      OTOH, we could just preemptively condemn the houses of long time chain smokers and save everyone the bother.

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    2. Re:parent != troll by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I find cigarette smoking to be pretty repulsive myself, though I do enjoy a good cigar from time to time. I think we've gone too war with the war on smoking though. There are actually municipalities now that are considering banning smoking outdoors. WTF is wrong with that picture?

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    3. Re:parent != troll by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

      Presumably nobody put a gun to the grandparents head and forced him to move into that house.

      Doesn't prevent it being fucking disgusting.
       

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    4. Re:parent != troll by hedwards · · Score: 4, Informative

      In some parts of the country you don't get much of a choice. It's very hard around here to get an affordable rental and buying something is usually not affordable. Trust me if the other option is being homeless, they may as well hold a gun to a loved one, because you'll pay the money whether you want to or not. People around here that make minimum wage can pretty much count on rent taking up half or more of their paycheck, niceties like chemical free living aren't necessarily realistic.

    5. Re:parent != troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To answer your question: nothing

      Because the smoke lingers, and there are other people in the same place... Lots of city streets are narrow, and often devoid of wind meaning that the stench of smoking remains there for quite some time as other people walk by.

      If someone releases anal gases in a public place it's considered rude because it smells bad, tobacco smoke smells bad but is also harmful yet that's considered ok?
      If i walk down the street burning some arbitrary chemicals i'm likely to get arrested, unless those same chemicals are in the form of a tobacco product.

      Smokers are extremely inconsiderate of those around them, they often force them to breathe their toxic fumes and are completely oblivious to the smell (that is, they are so used to it they no longer notice it)... I have been to many places where indoor smoking bans were introduced, and the vast majority of smokers casually discard the filter ends once they've finished smoking, and there are now thousands of places where big piles of them have accumulated in the street. I used to work with someone who would try to smoke in my car without even asking, when i kicked him out and demanded he never do that again he would smoke outside the car whenever we stopped, he would inhale his last from the cigarette, discard it on the floor, get into the car and then exhale, filling the vehicle with the stench.. most disgusting.

      Smoking is also a fire hazard, you don't want people walking around with sources of ignition, many smokers discard the remains while still alight, if these remains come into contact with other trash on the street or in a trashcan there is a strong possibility they will ignite it. Insurance against fire is usually cheaper when there is no smoking permitted in the building.

      If anything, banning smoking indoors has been detrimental, previously as a non smoker you knew where people would be smoking and could easily avoid such places, few people smoked on the streets and the filters were usually left in ashtrays inside of the smoking establishments. Now you can't walk down a busy street without facing someone's second hand smoke, there will be smokers walking around, groups mass smoking in doorways and under any form of shelter when it rains.

      If you want nicotine, there are many of other ways you could acquire it which wouldn't harm those around you, such methods are also going to be far more efficient because most of it won't be floating away from you.

    6. Re:parent != troll by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      I find cigarette smoking to be pretty repulsive myself, though I do enjoy a good cigar from time to time. I think we've gone too war with the war on smoking though. There are actually municipalities now that are considering banning smoking outdoors. WTF is wrong with that picture?

      More than thinking about it, I assure you. I fully support banning smoking in bars and restaurants, but sidewalk bans are going too far.

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    7. Re:parent != troll by earnest+murderer · · Score: 1, Informative

      WTF is wrong with that picture?

      Thousands of people in a small area trying to live together reasonably well?

      Smoking is nasty smelling. Telling yourself that your smoking doesn't affect any one else is a ridiculous.

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    8. Re:parent != troll by HanzoSpam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Since when is there a right not to be disgusted?

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    9. Re:parent != troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's pretty much the rationale behind banning gay marriage.

    10. Re:parent != troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So is overapplication of perfume. So is underapplication of deoderant. If we break away from just smells we dislike to include sights and sounds, there are dozens of things I'd rather not see or hear while out in public. Fat people in spandex, small children throwing tantrums, etc.

      Why aren't there bans on these things? Oh, right--I can't expect everyone to be more concerned with offending me than with exercising their freedom.

    11. Re:parent != troll by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Smoking is nasty smelling.

      So is the guy in my office who nukes his left over fish in the staff microwave. I haven't run to my Congressman to complain about it though.

      Telling yourself that your smoking doesn't affect any one else is a ridiculous.

      Telling yourself that five seconds of exposure to second hand smoke in an outdoors environment is going to cause you serious harm is equally ridiculous. Most of the studies that I've seen suggest that the toxins in second hand smoke fall below the background level within a few feet of an outdoor smoker.

      Personally there are things that I find much more offensive than second hand smoke. Diesel fumes literally make me sick to my stomach. If I wind up behind a poorly maintained truck I have to pass it or I feel physically ill. It's worse with smaller sources like generators. I don't know if they burn crappier fuel or have worse emissions systems but I can't stand to be downwind of them either.

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    12. Re:parent != troll by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I fully support banning smoking in bars and restaurants

      I'm not even sure I support those. I really enjoy going out to bars without smoking. It was absolutely disgusting previously. Had take a shower and wash my hair twice when I got home. It also irritated the hell out of my eyes and nose too.

      Despite that, the Libertarian in me has a problem with a private business being told that it can't allow smoking on it's property. Nobody forced me to visit that bar. Nobody forced the employees to work there. If a bar wants to ban smoking on it's own then all the power to them -- I'd vote for them with my wallet -- I just don't see it as something to get Uncle Sam all worked up about though.

      but sidewalk bans are going too far.

      Well, at least we can agree on that :) When is some sanity going to break out over this issue? I can't wait for the nanny-staters to switch targets and start going after the fast food industry. McDonalds made me eat these big macs and now I'm overweight. Why'd the Government allow them to do that? Woe is me.....

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    13. Re:parent != troll by hairyfeet · · Score: 1, Troll

      Don't forget those pissy shitty babies! I say we ban all babies, let those fuckers rot in the house! Nobody wants those nasty things around, and they spread disease, much more than smokers! Do you want the Swine Flu?

      Seriously this nanny government shit is getting ridiculous. If the founding fathers would have seen what whiny little spoiled pussies were gonna do to their freedoms they would have thrown the constitution in the fire and started over. And as for Apple? If it ain't in the contract sue their ass! Ask for 50 times the cost of the laptop, and use part of your settlement to buy a nice Win7 laptop. No contract clause? Sue away baby, yeah!

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    14. Re:parent != troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you so much. I am a smoker and not exceptionally proud of it, but I make every effort to ensure my smoking doesn't bother others, and today's massive cultural war that makes all smokers out to be dirty subhumans really gets my goat.

    15. Re:parent != troll by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 0

      How about this. Everyone gets 3 foot bubble around them while outside with the right to declare that bubble to be either a smoking or nonsmoking area.

      So walking down the street, if we pass our bubbles are going to overlap. Mine is based partly on valid health concerns, yours is based on habit. On that alone mine should trump yours, but thankfully thats not all. I have other people with me whos bubbles are also non-smoking bubbles, and when we pass you arent just overlapping mine, you are over lapping theirs too. One smoking bubble vs 3 nonsmoking bubbles. End result, no smoking on the sidewalk.

      You have the right to smoke, sure, but WE have the right not to have to smell you.

    16. Re:parent != troll by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Let me turn that around on you. Nobody forced those people to work in coal mines without proper lung protection. Nobody forced those people to work in asbestos mines without protection. We have laws to protect workers because they are generally not in a position to protect themselves. When you need money, you can't afford to refuse to work in a place that allows smoking. If you think otherwise, that probably means you have never been poor enough to understand.

      Regarding the city streets, that smoke turns into dirty-looking sidewalks from the tar, cigarette butts floating up on the beach and in our streams, and other environmental harm that goes way beyond the immediate harm to people nearby. As far as I'm concerned, if people want to smoke in their own homes, that's okay. As soon as they inflict it on other people, they're crossing a line. People don't choose to be asthmatic, and they don't wear big signs that say "stay away from me if you smoke". I would argue that nobody forced the smokers to smoke around other people, but they do, and often without caring who it offends or even makes sick. And *that* is why people fight back and pass laws about smoking in public places. It's because smokers egregiously abused their rights and harmed others.

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    17. Re:parent != troll by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      There are actually municipalities now that are considering banning smoking outdoors.

      There's a ban in (part of?) Tokyo on smoking on the street. You can smoke inside, but outside smoking is limited -- partly because a lit cigarette is held at the level of a child's face.

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    18. Re:parent != troll by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      I'm not even sure I support those. I really enjoy going out to bars without smoking. It was absolutely disgusting previously. Had take a shower and wash my hair twice when I got home. It also irritated the hell out of my eyes and nose too.

      Despite that, the Libertarian in me has a problem with a private business being told that it can't allow smoking on it's property. Nobody forced me to visit that bar. Nobody forced the employees to work there. If a bar wants to ban smoking on it's own then all the power to them -- I'd vote for them with my wallet -- I just don't see it as something to get Uncle Sam all worked up about though.

      I'm with you on the bars issue. Private businesses like that should have the right to determine that for their own buildings. I'll vote with my dollar too and avoid them, and then other people can vote with their dollar and go to them and everyone is happy. Even the split sections they used to have were fine. In large public areas like schools/hospitals/airports and even large businesses like the mall and walmart etc, I support a ban. Those have much fewer options of where to go so its not so simple to say you can stay away if you dont like the smoking in it.

    19. Re:parent != troll by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      That's great. They can find the political will to prohibit smoking but they can't find the political will to give women a subway system that they can ride without being groped. Pathetic.

      Imagine if that was happening in an American city on that scale.

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    20. Re:parent != troll by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 1

      3 feet isn't enough to avoid the second-hand smoke. You'd need more like 30.

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    21. Re:parent != troll by jfanning · · Score: 1

      When walking on our country road I find that the smell from smokers driving past can hang in the air for several minutes and is quite disgusting.

      And when I used to live in an apartment block I wished we could have banned people from smoking on their balconies. The smell would always come inside our apartment.

    22. Re:parent != troll by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Despite that, the Libertarian in me has a problem with a private business being told that it can't allow smoking on it's property. Nobody forced me to visit that bar.

      So if I want to run a bar where patrons get to urinate on anyone who walks through the door, or get to shoot anyone who walks in, that's ok by you? Nobody forced you there.

      I don't give up my right to be free from assault by toxic or noxious chemicals when I step on to land that is referred to in a government-issued piece of paper that someone holds. You have a natural right to control what goes on in your home; but occupying land for business purposes is a privilege subject to the common good.

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    23. Re:parent != troll by slugstone · · Score: 0

      When is some sanity going to break out over this issue?

      When the FDA does their job. But I know that will not happen. Besides this is a self imposed tax that the government likes to use.

    24. Re:parent != troll by Libertarian001 · · Score: 1

      McDonalds didn't make you eat their food. They did pump it full of all sorts of stuff that has no business being in food and who's only purpose is to trigger a hunger response and (possibly) be addictive. Then they lie about it. That's what they deserve to be sodomized for.

    25. Re:parent != troll by witherstaff · · Score: 1

      I agree that a home owner and business owner should be able to control what they do or don't allow. I usually vote libertarian but I'd be all for banning smoking in public. Private property go ahead and do what you want, bars should do what they want, but in public I expect my rights to clean air to be respected. Same reason why pollution controls should be enforced. No different than I hate people that walk their dogs in public without carrying bags to pick up their messes, it's defiling the public space. If someone's eating McDonalds in public that's fine, if they toss the wrapper that's wrong.

    26. Re:parent != troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't. I'm not a smoker, but the OWNER of a bar/restaurant should be the one to decide if patrons can smoke. Not you.

    27. Re:parent != troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I spent years working in bars/nightclubs and as a non-smoker who's eyes would sometimes get irritated I still don't support bans in those establishments. I think if you don't like it, you don't have to go there. I do support banning smoking in public buildings and at bus stops though.

    28. Re:parent != troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try replacing 'smoking' with 'eating peanuts' and 'asthmatics' with 'people with peanut allergies' then see who's abusing who's rights.

      As for the street issue - if there actually enough cig butts on your streets to be turning the concrete brown with tar then you won't have to worry much longer because your towns smoking population will be dead with nicotine poisoning - either that or you only clean your streets every 6 months.

      We tried a crazy idea in Edinburgh - we put bins on the street about every 30-40m apart. Bins with ash-trays in the lid. Not only do we have almost no used butts on the streets like this, but we also have extremely little other litter.*

      *Interesting point there - sweet wrappers and other assorted rubbish invariably ends up in our streams and beaches too - when is the ban for all those products coming in?

      Yes I smoke - but I don't drink alcohol (or cause any of the damage or mayhem associated with it), I don't own a dog that craps on the street (sooo much more dangerous to human health than smoking), I don't wear so much cologne/perfume/aerosol/deodorant/scent that it causes everyone within 5ft of you to gag, choke and cry. I Do make an effort not to smoke around those have expressed their dislike. I Do make the effort not to smoke around food, especially food preparation areas. I will try to avoid walking in front of people on the pavement while smoking (get some very odd looks for letting people overtake me though :s). But most importantly, I do NOT demand the right to limit other peoples actions in public places based on my dislikes, or on the behavior of a small sampling of a certain demographic (e.g. not all teens are hoodies - don't know if that word even has an American equivalent, sorry).

      I've not abused anything or anybody, aside from my own, let alone anyone's rights. So tell me why I should suffer your persecution willingly?

    29. Re:parent != troll by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I'm with you man, but I was trying to compromise.

      BTW I love it when the first mod I get is overrated.

    30. Re:parent != troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about perfume, bad breath, the stench of coffee or all the car runing in our city
      exausting way more toxic fumes? One day they gona come for you.

      I am no longer a smoker, but i do hate perfume, coffee stench and ofcourse having
      stoped car excause in my face because i chose to walk insted of burning oil.

      While i no longer care how far the smoking banning go, I do care about the above.
      I canot wait to get to spread the words about the dangers of all these and how it sould be
      banned right now.

    31. Re:parent != troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There isn't enough tar in a truckload of cigarettes to leave a noticeable blob on a sidewalk. You are a liar.

      There are more toxic fumes emitted by a single car passing by than all the cigarettes a heavy smoker goes through in a day and yet asthmatics aren't lying dead in the streets. You are a liar.

      Hyperbole = lying, ok. So cut out the hyperbole, you just end up sounding hysterical.

    32. Re:parent != troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? Smoking makes the sidewalk black now too? Haven't seen that one.

      If a sidewalk cafe has a littering problem, fine the individuals or the business, the problem will be solved.

      As far as smoking outdoors "inflicting" a problem on other people nearby... careful with that logic. I could use the same argument about your lawnmower or your car sitting in your driveway. The exhaust is drifting over into my yard and irritating me.

    33. Re:parent != troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cigarette butts floating up on the beach

      Horseshit. Butts on beaches are just an excuse for the wingnut ban-smoking-everywhere crusaders to make more stupid laws.

      They've passed no-smoking rules on beaches in the Golden Gate National Recreation Area, supposedly because of those nasty butts.

      It was obvious that a windy beach didn't allow any appreciable buildup of second hand smoke. So they settled on the butts thing. Of course there was no crusade to stop people from littering the beaches with styrofoam chunks, used drug syringes, used condoms, rusted-out beer cans, broken glass or any of the other junk that was a real health hazard.

      Motherfucking hypocrites.

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    34. Re:parent != troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Asbestos mines? LOL

    35. Re:parent != troll by rantingkitten · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Regarding the city streets, that smoke turns into dirty-looking sidewalks from the tar, cigarette butts floating up on the beach and in our streams, and other environmental harm that goes way beyond the immediate harm to people nearby.

      A few years ago some dolt made a similar argument to me while I was smoking on an outdoor patio at a restaurant. My reply was "I'm sorry sir, I didn't realise I was ruining the clean, pristine air of downtown Atlanta."

      I realise many people find smoking to be gross, but most seem to be perfectly content sitting in their cars or big honkin' SUVs for hours at a time breathing exhaust during rush hour. They complain loudly if the government dares try to tell factories and power plants to clean their smokestacks and stop belching so much crap into the air. They mock anyone who suggests that cleaning up our act might be a good idea regardless of whether or not it's actually altering the climate. They defend business' right to pollute freely because "the government has no business interfering".

      But god forbid they walk through a cloud of smoke for a few seconds, or even spend an hour in a bar where people are smoking. Then out come the exaggerated coughs and the endless stream of complaints about how they can't breathe and you're trampling their rights and on and on and on.

      If your problem is littering (throwing cigarette butts all over the place) that's an entirely seperate issue. We don't ban soda just because some idiots throw bottles and cans all over the place -- another common site on the streets or beaches or rivers of any major city.

      Your point about occupational hazards is noted but exaggerated. There's a world of difference between some guy in a rural area taking a job as a coal miner because that's pretty much the only game in town, versus a waiter in a restaurant in an urban city where there is no shortage of restaurants, many of which do not allow smoking. The coal miner's options are extremely limited, whereas the waiter can go to any of the other twenty restaurants in a two-block radius if he really has a problem with smoke.

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    36. Re:parent != troll by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      You have a natural right to control what goes on in your home; but occupying land for business purposes is a privilege subject to the common good.

      Uh what? Soooo if I set up a business in my home, I can no longer control what happens there? What if I live in a room in the back of my business? If I own the land, which in modern society is own-able, than I should be able to do whatever the hell I want irrespective of whether it's for business or pleasure. Until you are coerced onto my property and if you are aware of my rules, we should play my house, my rules.

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    37. Re:parent != troll by snaz555 · · Score: 1

      I usually vote libertarian but I'd be all for banning smoking in public.

      But what? There's nothing inconsistent about that - the air isn't your property to do with as you wish. It's held in common trust, so rules for its use (and abuse) is set through democratic political process.

    38. Re:parent != troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So do I abuse the rights of people who are allergic to certain foods when I walk down the street eating such things? They don't wear signs saying "don't get peanuts near me". I know someone who's allergic to peaches. Should it be illegal to walk around eating fruit? Grow up.

    39. Re:parent != troll by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      I don't know about banning, say, an entire city area from smoking outdoors, but in some areas it makes sense.

      I work for a community college, and every time I try to walk from one place to another on campus, every corner, ever entrance outside ever building, there is a pack of students smoking.

      You cannot, literally, walk anywhere without walking past gangs of smokers. Of course it isn't as concentrated as being indoors, but there have been days when the wind blows just right, and I have to do a lot of walking around that day, that my clothes actually smell of smoke when I get home.

      Would it be acceptable for me to hire 100 people to man every corner of every building and let off stink bombs round the clock? That is what I feel smoking is like, plus the added health detriment.

      I just shouldn't have to smell that shit everywhere I go. The college recently implemented a ban on smoking on campus, and it is so much nicer.

      While I couldn't see how it would be practical to ban smoking in a city, I could certainly see some measures put in place to get the smokers out of the way, perhaps in walled in but open aired mini parks or something.

      The problem isn't so much a lone smoker on the corner, it is that every single corner has a smoker. Doorways, corners, building exits, pretty much anywhere you want to go, some smoker has stepped outside and is clouding the air.

    40. Re:parent != troll by Nick+Ives · · Score: 1

      You may as well prosecute people who don't clean themselves properly. In a public place, cigarette smoke is just a bad smell (to non smokers!). Second hand smoke is only a risk when you're exposed to it constantly, i.e. working around lots of smokers or living with a smoker.

      There is no health risk from being stood next to a smoker on a street. You're breathing more carcinogens from the cars driving down the road.

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    41. Re:parent != troll by adamchou · · Score: 1

      Needing money and needing a drink are two entirely different things

    42. Re:parent != troll by Dravik · · Score: 1

      Asbestos is a mineral. Actually a group of six similar minerals with specific similar properties. If you want more information, google "asbestos composition".

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    43. Re:parent != troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "When you need money, you can't afford to refuse to work in a place that allows smoking."

      Bullshit. Everyone has a choice. About everything. No one has to die cold, hungry and alone on the sidewalk because they wouldn't take a job in a smoking restaurant. Or in a coal mine for that matter. It *is* true that many people in poverty don't realize they have choices, and make bad ones when they do. That's why money doesn't fix poverty. It's not that I've never been poor enough to understand, but that I've never been dumb enough to understand.

    44. Re:parent != troll by Nazlfrag · · Score: 0, Troll

      You really think 'smokers egregiously abused their rights?' What have you been smoking? All it used to take was a small sign and smokers respected it, no need for government bans, fines etc. Smokers have had their rights egregiously abused.

    45. Re:parent != troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right! Dirty sidewalks are completely due to smokers, and not due to anything like:
      - shoes
      - garbage
      - bike tires
      - nearby car exhaust,bus exhaust, leaking fluids, and tire wear.
      - dirt.

    46. Re:parent != troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that smoke turns into dirty-looking sidewalks from the tar

      Are you kidding? You must be posting because you have all this time since NIMF closed its doors.

      Also, do you get just as uppity with people who drive their cars near you? You are the minority. You have the health condition.

      YOU STAY INSIDE.

    47. Re:parent != troll by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      So if I want to run a bar where patrons get to urinate on anyone who walks through the door, or get to shoot anyone who walks in, that's ok by you? Nobody forced you there.

      Nice strawman you got there.

      I don't give up my right to be free from assault by toxic or noxious chemicals when I step on to land that is referred to in a government-issued piece of paper that someone holds. You have a natural right to control what goes on in your home; but occupying land for business purposes is a privilege subject to the common good.

      If you don't like the fact that my business allows smoking then vote with your wallet and go somewhere else. Nobody is forcing you to remain on the property. You are free to leave at any time.

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    48. Re:parent != troll by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      I'm not even sure I support those. I really enjoy going out to bars without smoking. It was absolutely disgusting previously. Had take a shower and wash my hair twice when I got home. It also irritated the hell out of my eyes and nose too.

      I used to be on the fence, but living in Iowa (a smoke-free state these days) for a year changed my mind.

      It was awesome. I didn't appreciate how much better it made going out anywhere (but especially bars and restaurants--the smoke makes my wife lose her apatite, even from over in the usually-not-distant-enough "smoking section") until I moved back to Missouri and had a "WTF is going on? Are those disgusting bastards actually smoking indoors? God, the smell is awful!" moment when I walked in to a restaurant before remembering that that's what it's like everywhere that doesn't have an indoor smoking ban.

      Living in a ban state made a supporter out of me. Didn't figure I'd ever care about it this much, but now it's one of the few local/state issues that might actually get me out to the polls if it came up for a vote.

    49. Re:parent != troll by iamacat · · Score: 1

      More than thinking about it, I assure you. I fully support banning smoking in bars and restaurants, but sidewalk bans are going too far.

      Isn't this completely backwards? If there is a smoking bar, I can avoid it. Sidewalk smokers puff their crap in my face no matter where I am and especially when I am dining outside in a non-smoking restaurant.

      What we need is a limited number of permits for smoking vs non-smoking bars so that people have a chance to visit or work in a smoke-free establishment. Also, a prominent sign on the door and a highway billboard so that I can avoid making unproductive stops and I guess smokers can get their fix.

    50. Re:parent != troll by dunkelfalke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Tell that Libertarian inside you that nobody forces him to live in a society if he doesn't want to be forced to do something at all. Playing by the rules is the cost of doing business in a society.

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    51. Re:parent != troll by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      I want to know why it is ok for people to smoke during a fire ban but I can't light the BBQ?

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    52. Re:parent != troll by ross+axe · · Score: 1

      [...] WE have the right not to have to smell you.

      Bullshit. On what grounds, legal or moral, do you have the right not to smell me?

    53. Re:parent != troll by Tom · · Score: 1

      municipalities now that are considering banning smoking outdoors. WTF is wrong with that picture?

      The fact that most smokers defined anything that has a line-of-sight to the sky as "outdoors", including tunnels, train stations, bus shelters and the entrances and exits to all buildings where smoking is banned inside. With 20-30 smokers standing right in front of the entrance, you could cut the air into handy blocks of smoke if you wanted to bring them to a lab to analyze the amount of poison it contains.

      "outdoors" does not magically make smoke disappear. It is all a function of smoke volume to air volume. The air volume outdoors is considerably larger than indoors, which is why it's a fairly good rule-of-thumb, but the equation still applies, and taking into account wind, nearby walls, etc. you find that in many "outdoor" locations the actual available air volume is not much higher than in, say, a large room indoors.

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    54. Re:parent != troll by Tom · · Score: 1

      Nobody forced me to visit that bar. Nobody forced the employees to work there.

      The lack of alternatives does.

      For most people, the costs of not going to bars are higher than the costs of accepting the smoke. Unfortunately, most only consider the nastiness of the smoke, the smell and irritation, not the health costs (which are largely invisible, due to their long terms).

      If you want to seriously go this route, you'd have to support legislation that allows bars to be smoking or non-smoking bars, as long as a balance between both exists. Only when there is really choice can you see how people would act if there were choice.

      Why not make a one-year experiment? Sign up all the bars in the town to either participate or be subject to a total smoking ban. Those who participate get to draw from a lottery. Half of the tickets say "non-smoking bar", the other "smoking bar". Then let the market play out its magic.

      I'm very sure we would be in for a surprise. To the best of my knowledge all the "all the bars would go bancrupt" claims have been traced to tobacco company lobbyists. What evidence exists from countries that did introduce a total smoking ban all indicates that it's bullshit from start to finish. Sure, bars go bancrupt. Bars go bancrupt all the time. But if you run the numbers over a large area and large time, there's no difference between before and after the smoking ban.

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    55. Re:parent != troll by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      As soon as they inflict it on other people, they're crossing a line.

      Hey, I'm with you on that too. But we must be fair! We need to ban the cause of grannies to smell repulsively of mothballs and urine. We need to ban Axe body spray because getting into an elevator with an over-sweaty jock who decided to bathe in it than an actual shower, makes me sick to the stomach, and I have to shower just to get the smell off of me. And how about the fat asshole RMS lookalike at McDonalds who wears shoes so old that the sole is kept on with duct tape that is moldy... and you can smell on the other side of the restaurant.

      If this doesn't make sense to you, please jump off a bridge.

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    56. Re:parent != troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's illegal to be drunk in public as well.

      No one forced other people to walk down the street next to a bar, but there they are WALKING! How dare they walk on a public street where the drunk people might want to congregate!

    57. Re:parent != troll by deodiaus2 · · Score: 1

      As a child, cigarette smoke bothered me. My nose would run and my eyes would itch. I got use to it, but I avoid it. I am glad that laws on restaurants and bars banned it. Even before the bans came into being, most people did not smoke, but would patron a restaurant/air carrier which had smokers. Somehow, the business owners would not risk offending the minority of smokers, knowing that no other businesses banned smoking. I guess now if the ban were rescinded, most restaurants would sway the other way, aiming to please the majority of non-smokers.

      Person 1: Do you mind if I smoke?
      Person 2: No.
      Person 2: Do you mind if I fart?
      -Steve Martin

    58. Re:parent != troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure. Let's take the war next to people who drive cars.

    59. Re:parent != troll by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      There are already laws making it illegal to drink alcohol on the beach for the same reason. Unless you're campaigning to get those laws overturned, you're just blowing smoke.

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    60. Re:parent != troll by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      There is no shortage of restaurants, many of which don't allow smoking now. That has only been the case in the past few years, and it could reasonably be argued that California's smoking ban played a major role in making that happen. Prior to that, the argument from restaurants when people complained about smoking was invariably the same---that if they prohibited smoking, they would lose customers. I quite literally heard that same argument several *hundred* times across several states. When California banned smoking in restaurants and the exact opposite happened---a consistent increase in the number of people going to restaurants---that tired old argument fell apart. Suddenly we saw restaurants in other places start to test the waters to see if smoke-free restaurants worked, and sure enough, they generally did.

      I can count the number of smoke-free restaurants I had seen prior to 1994 on one hand. In fact, I don't even need a single finger. Now, I have a hard time thinking of any restaurants I've been to recently that aren't smoke-free.

      California repeated this with bars a few years later, and not long thereafter, restaurant chains with bars started prohibiting smoking in their bars once they saw that banning smoking in California's bars wasn't driving away business.

      So while smoking bans may not have to happen everywhere to protect the workers, evidence suggests that it had to happen somewhere just to get the ball rolling.

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    61. Re:parent != troll by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Analogy FAIL. People don't have an allergic reaction to food just by walking ten feet away from someone eating that food.

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    62. Re:parent != troll by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Sure, body odor is unpleasant, but it doesn't generally cause constricted airways in asthmatics, cancer, emphysema, heart disease, etc. It's not at all the same thing.

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    63. Re:parent != troll by Wayne247 · · Score: 1

      One million points and some robot parts for having summed up the whole public-smoking debacle in a nice to comprehend paragraph.

      That's exactly why I support banning of smoking everywhere in the entire world with the exception of a smoker's own house and possibly car as long as no passengers are in it.

      You can shoot your heroin all you want, as long as your needle isn't accidentally reaching my arm. Second hand heroin!

    64. Re:parent != troll by Xest · · Score: 1

      Personally I'd prefer it the other way round - ban it on sidewalks, allow it in private buildings.

      As you say, if a pub allows smokers I can choose not to go there so that's fine, it's their choice if they want to lose business or not. In contrast, why the fuck should I have to deal with someone's bad habitat when I'm walking in a public place like a park or a street? Should I have the right to urinate on them if they walk past me because, well, pissing on smokers is just a bad habit I have after all and I should have the right to carry out my bad habit in public places even if it makes their clothes stink just like smoking right?

      It's not really a question of nanny state because we already have laws to protect people from others being disrespectful- you can't for example expect to get away with urinating or spitting on someone so there's really little reason smokers should be able to cover people in their smoke either, it's just as unhealthy, and it smells just as bad.

      You see, your view isn't even a libertarian one in this respect, because being a libertarian is about being left to get on with what you want to do but with one caveat- as long as it doesn't effect anyone else, otherwise you can say, well, murderers and rapists are just libertarians and shouldn't be persecuted for their political viewpoint right?

      You can say the difference is that I can just walk around them, but wind blows smoke, again, a smoker could always just walk round me urinating, and if the wind blows it into them then well, tough shit right?

      You can say the difference is that urinating on, spitting on, murdering, or raping someone are all against the law so it's different, but really, this is the point here- areas where smoking in public places is against the law are simply places that have realised that smoking in public around others is really no different from spitting in public and hititng others. They're really just bringing the law into line to add yet another equally damaging, equally disrespectful anti-social behaviour to the list.

      No, the political paradigm that covers the suggestion that people should be able to do what they want without the caveat of not causing harm to others is called anarchy.

    65. Re:parent != troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Presumably you'd approve of laws making it illegal to drink coffee and soft drinks on the beach for the same reason. Unless you're campaigning to get those laws passed, you're just blowing smoke.

      - T

    66. Re:parent != troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should read up on peanut allergies sometime. There are classrooms where none of the kids can bring in any peanut product because one of the kids has a severe peanut allergy. And I hope you don't wear cologne/perfume - my dad has a bad allergy to that stuff, and many people dislike the smell, so best to ban that, too.

      - T

  39. Two Thumbs UP! by TravisHein · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For once I am pleased with Apple's quirky business policies.

    In addition to being a biohazard, enough smoking over time by many people seems to actually deposit a greassy residue on the inside of the computer parts, like the heat sinks, integrated circuits, fan blades. I used to be the IT administrator for an office of a dozen people, back when it was somehow allowed to smoke indoors in the office while you work. And the style was for everyone to smoke. As a non smoker I was a minority, and had to put up with working in that mess.

    But for the computer parts, after about six months the parts looked as though someone had sprayed them with PAM cooking oil, and then dusted with ashes. All chunder stuck on fuzzy layer of dust bunnies, and "that" smell of 1000 cigarettes. We went through a lot of computers because of the lack of ability for the parts to cool themselves with the ambient air circulation inside the cases.

    So my fendangled point was, it is not fair for Apple, or any computer company to have to honor warranty claims for computers that were subjected to the abuse of a smoker, as the hardware was subjected to environmental conditions that was not in any of the designed intended use. For example, if I put my computer through a dish washer, they would have the equal right to not honor my warranty claim, as I 'intentionally damaged' it in much the same way. I would like to see other companies start doing this too.. Buy a car? Did you smoke in it ? Oh, now it has no resale value, sorry.

    1. Re:Two Thumbs UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL FAG!

    2. Re:Two Thumbs UP! by khallow · · Score: 1

      it is not fair for Apple, or any computer company to have to honor warranty claims for computers that were subjected to the abuse of a smoker, as the hardware was subjected to environmental conditions that was not in any of the designed intended use.

      That is incorrect. Being "subject to the abuse of a smoker" is intended use. Flawed premises yield flawed conclusions.

    3. Re:Two Thumbs UP! by BrianRoach · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You might actually have a point ... if they also voided warranties for people who owned pets.

      Or lived in dusty climates. Or where computers were used in places like ... motorcycle shops. Or, any of the myriad of conditions that would have the exact same effect on the computer.

      See, this is yet another example of where the logic of singling out one stupid little thing while ignoring 10 million others somehow makes sense.

      I own dogs and live in a high desert climate ... it requires regular cleaning of the PCs with an air compressor. The fans suck in dog hair like you wouldn't believe, and there's *always* dust here in the summer no matter what you do. I can gauge the "cleaning cycle" by how much the variable speed fans are running in the box (which right now is at "You should really clean me" by the amount of noise coming from the machine)

      I also used to run a motorcycle shop. You should see what those PCs look like after a while, especially the one that's used to run the dynamometer. (Badly running vehicles spit out a lot of soot, not to mention all the other residues from various vapors from cleaning chemicals)

      So ... exclude everything else that could possibly harm the PC, and you have a point. Otherwise, you're picking one little thing out of many simply because the cause has become a socially unacceptable behaviour.

    4. Re:Two Thumbs UP! by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Biohazard is a bullshit exuse. Period. End of story. Put a mask on if you are so retarded as to think that you are somehow going to inhale enough to case an issue. You get more damage from the paint on the walls that leeches chemicals into the air of the repair room everyday than opening a computer up. The tar that collects the dust and ash HOLDS ON TO IT, thats why it collects, otherwise it would just pass through like all the other dust particles in the air.

      Failure due to excessive tar and ash is fair in my mind, biohazard is not. Prove the tar and ash caused the failure, but don't pull some bullshit biohazard crap out of your ass.

      Many people use computers in environments where dust is rampant. I see no reason to believe that a smoker should be considered an unsafe environment by default. Excessive, sure, but you also better reject everyone with excessive pet hair, dust in general and all the other crap that almost every household has in it.

      As for smoking in a car, the miracle of modern technology is that we have chemicals now that can make the smoking in a car a non-issue. Its just an excuse to pay you less for a trade in. You trade in a car thats been smoked in, they treat it, put it on the lot and no one will notice. You'll notice an untreated car from a shitty dealer or a bad treatment, but good dealers have no problem getting rid of the smell. If you know how to do it, you can treat the car yourself and the dealer won't notice unless he/she is particularly attentive and notices the smell of the treatment, which smells nothing like anything you'd associate with a smoker. Hell, Fabreeze spread in the airconditioner/heater intakes while its running for a hour or two is enough to fool most dealers.

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    5. Re:Two Thumbs UP! by anyGould · · Score: 1

      So my fendangled point was, it is not fair for Apple, or any computer company to have to honor warranty claims for computers that were subjected to the abuse of a smoker, as the hardware was subjected to environmental conditions that was not in any of the designed intended use. For example, if I put my computer through a dish washer, they would have the equal right to not honor my warranty claim, as I 'intentionally damaged' it in much the same way. I would like to see other companies start doing this too.. Buy a car? Did you smoke in it ? Oh, now it has no resale value, sorry.

      Problem is, "being exposed to ambient air" is part of it's intended use. If you void your warranty by having it exposed to cigarette smoke (and if so, how much is "too much"?), what about smoke from stovetops? Fireplaces? Smog? Poupourri?

      Until the day comes when they ban smoking (and personally, I'm OK with that being tomorrow), smoke is part of the "ambient air" - people are allowed to smoke in their homes, which makes it part of "intended use" for home electronics.

    6. Re:Two Thumbs UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, you sound like a huge douchebag

    7. Re:Two Thumbs UP! by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      I used to be the IT administrator for an office of a dozen people, back when it was somehow allowed to smoke indoors in the office while you work. And the style was for everyone to smoke. As a non smoker I was a minority, and had to put up with working in that mess.

      No, you didn't have to put up with it, you had the choice to work somewhere else. On the other hand the healthiest way for me to go somewhere is to ride my bike or walk, unfortunately that means I have to breath in all that exhaust from vehicles.

      Falcon

    8. Re:Two Thumbs UP! by Skapare · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Pet residue in computers is relatively easy to clean. Proper filtering catches most of it. Air blasts get the rest. Not so with cigarette smoke residue. It slips right past the filters used in computers and deposits tar, embedded with nasty chemicals, all over the insides. On places like connectors, even connectors already fully plugged in (like the memory sticks), it causes them to fail. The frequent on/off power cycles cause equally frequent temperature changes, which mechanically moves things around just enough for the microscopic particles to slip in between connections and gradually increase the resistance. While it is true there are many other hazards to computers, cigarette smoke in the home of a smoker is a major one.

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    9. Re:Two Thumbs UP! by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      Buy a car? Did you smoke in it ? Oh, now it has no resale value, sorry.

      This is already happening where I live (Netherlands). If a car has a distinct smell of tobacco, you are going to be pretty hardpressed to sell it without getting it discounted heavily. So standard practice is to take it to a professional car cleaner for a few hundred euros and get it refurbished. The not-so-smart folk get a 1000 euro discount on their price.

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    10. Re:Two Thumbs UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am pleased...

      I'd be pleased if you'd fuck yourself.

      ..back when it was somehow allowed to smoke indoors in the office while you work.

      You sanctimonious, suppurating, little twat-sore -- isn't it too bad that the world hasn't always enjoyed your level of "enlightenment"? WWII was won by heavy smokers. What have you accomplished in your few pathetic yuppie-consciousness years on earth?

      fendangled

      Too much of a pussy to use the word "fucking" where it should be used. Blew your cover, Ned Flanders.

      For example, if I put my computer through a dish washer, they would have the equal right to not honor my warranty claim, as I 'intentionally damaged' it in much the same way.

      However, dipshit, smoking is not yet legally (or even in the service contract) defined as abuse.

      Simple solution -- Apple has to replace the failed device if they will not honor the warranty by repairing it. Especially if the repair is in no way connected to smoking -- e.g. a failed hard drive. (They're sealed, you know, and cannot possibly get smoke inside them.)

      In summary, FOAD.

    11. Re:Two Thumbs UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as the hardware was subjected to environmental conditions that was not in any of the designed intended use

      so when you are found half dead on the middle of the street due to a stroke do not expect the insurance company to honor the medical bill or the doctors to treat you because the intended use of your hadware was eating banananas in some tropical country
      Who knows what hazardous nasties they would find inside of youe body after years of living in a urban environment full of trafic smog and being feed fast greasy food

    12. Re:Two Thumbs UP! by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: I am a smoker, so my option might be biased.
      Back in the days, tobacco products manufacturers (the industry, that is) didn't mention that smoking is bad to your health. So they have been sued and lost. Now they have to warn you of that.
      Now Apple is rejecting warranty because you are a smoker. They didn't mention that in their warranty, therefore a lawsuit would likely have them lose it as well.
      The fact that deposits form inside a computer because of smoking is irrelevant. It may happen or it may not. I just checked my over 3 years laptop which I work on and smoke near, and guess what. It doesn't smell and it has no residue deposits inside of it (it's out of warranty anyway, so I removed the plastic cover and looked inside). It had some dust and that's it.
      I've seen computers that were used in a cement factory; you wouldn't believe what was in them. But that's, according to warranty clauses, not the customer's fault; it's unfiltered airflow.
      Smack some filters on the device, make them accessible and educate users to do a little cleaning every 3 months and everything would be fine.
      Now related to actually working to repair a machine; if you don't use (or are not provided) gloves, then it's not customer's fault; it's your bloody employer's fault. I've seen cases that could potentially generate nasty cuts if you weren't careful (some of my scars stand as proof). There are small parts that can blow up in your face if you mishandle them (capacitors, old CRT Monitors). And so on. In the end, it's not a matter of "you're a smoker, so your warranty goes poof". It is a case of "you abused your machine by using it in environments which caused it to malfunction" - and not "because you smoke" but because the "harsh" environment caused this and that to stick to moving components (e.g. coolers) and cause the machine to cease functioning. Now that's a whole other thing.

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    13. Re:Two Thumbs UP! by ogdenk · · Score: 1

      I also used to run a motorcycle shop. You should see what those PCs look like after a while, especially the one that's used to run the dynamometer. (Badly running vehicles spit out a lot of soot, not to mention all the other residues from various vapors from cleaning chemicals)

      So ... exclude everything else that could possibly harm the PC, and you have a point. Otherwise, you're picking one little thing out of many simply because the cause has become a socially unacceptable behaviour.

      I agree and I feel your pain with the motorcycle shop. I was network admin for an auto service chain and one of the first things we did was replace every PC in the tech bays with thin clients w/ LCD's and rubber keyboards. They used those for Mitchell1 and Alldata, the repair order system, etc. Worked out great and TCO was much lower in the long run. The main location was large, about 30 bays. Wasn't really an option for the alignment machine, emissions machine or dyno. When they had PC's in every bay it was a nightmare. Most never lasted more than 2-6 months before a major failure so we'd blow'em out with a compressor, clean'em up some and off for warranty service they went. Rarely were they ever denied.

    14. Re:Two Thumbs UP! by Tom · · Score: 1

      See, this is yet another example of where the logic of singling out one stupid little thing while ignoring 10 million others somehow makes sense.

      It does.

      You can not handle 10 million things. Your brain simply doesn't have the computing capacity to do so. And neither does our lawmaking process, company business process design processes (yeah, I know...) or practically everything else in our world.

      But we can handle 1 thing. And if you ever want to take care of the 10 million, you need to start with one of them. Most of the disagreement in the world is simply about which one.

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    15. Re:Two Thumbs UP! by arikol · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I used to run a computer shop/maintenance.
      The car repair shops and the car painting shop that we serviced all knew that their equipment would not last the full time. They were also honest about the conditions in which the equipment had to function.

      There was no way in hell that a general warranty would be honored. However, we would do all repairs for them and replace anything which failed. If the failure was not due to the extreme environment, then the replacement was free (based on warranty).
      In a car painting shop, even the office computer would get seriously gunked up even though there were extra filters on the air intakes. CD drives lasted around 6 months.

      That's life. That's an extreme environment and is generally not covered by warranties. Good, honest working relationships means that problems do not arise.

    16. Re:Two Thumbs UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're the exception rather than the rule.

      I used to live where the smoking figure was somewhere closer to 70% among adults and kids over the age of 12.

      A system that was obtained from a smoker, was a very dark yellow, and reeked of smoke. It was a 386 class with no operating fans (one of about 3 systems that went with a 20$ repair of replace the fan with wire cutters and heat shrink rather than replace the PSU) I felt violently ill working on that system and encouraged him to just replace it. The reason he wouldn't was because of a proprietary piece of inventory-sales software that ran in DOS.

      Several systems were obtained from a sawmill which had the combined contamination of smoking, dust, sawdust, and haven't been moved in 5 years. The dust on the 386's was thick enough that you couldn't see the motherboard. The systems were amazingly still operating under all that.

      Several Pentium/Pentium-II era machines serviced had the fan's breakdown (problem described as "loud rattling"), every time I serviced this problem, either the owner smoked or had pets, or had the system on a carpeted floor, under a desk. What caused these systems to fail was turning the system off, allowing the fan to stop and cool down. The next time they turned it on, rattles.

      I stopped servicing computers for years, and when I went back to it, it was in a location where smoking was the exception, not the rule, and the techs there pretty much wouldn't service any hardware that was smoke damaged. No warranty, product service plan void, and refusal to bring it into the tech shop.

    17. Re:Two Thumbs UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might actually have a point ... if they also voided warranties for people who owned pets.

      Or lived in dusty climates. Or where computers were used in places like ... motorcycle shops. Or, any of the myriad of conditions that would have the exact same effect on the computer.

      [snip]

      I own dogs and live in a high desert climate ... it requires regular cleaning of the PCs with an air compressor.

      I assure you that the gum left behind by cigarette smoke cannot be removed by dusting with an air compressor.

      You claimed that pets, dust, etc. have "the exact same effect" on computers as cigarette smoke. I claim that you are incorrect.

    18. Re:Two Thumbs UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do exclude all of those. http://www.apple.com/legal/warranty/

      excerpt, emphasis mine:
      This warranty does not apply: ... (d) to damage caused by accident, abuse, _misuse_, flood, fire, earthquake or other external causes;

    19. Re:Two Thumbs UP! by gblfxt · · Score: 1

      lol, i worked at a law school, spoiled non-fireable teachers with tenure! they smoke and drank up a storm. never updated their computers though, and only really requested tech support if the systems were completely dead. one guys computer was pretty sticky, but he smoked a ton of cigars....

  40. So is beer by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    If you spilled beer in the keyboard would you expect them to replace it under warranty?

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    1. Re:So is beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best buy did under their extended warranty.

    2. Re:So is beer by jimicus · · Score: 1

      I have and it has been.

    3. Re:So is beer by hmar · · Score: 1

      Gateway does, or at least has for me.

  41. psychosis by JackSpratts · · Score: 1

    when your control neurosis becomes insanity...

    i used to be in radio back when everybody smoked. we kept the (smoking) engineers busy cleaning scratchy pots on a regular basis. it wasn't a big deal. since smoking isn't allowed in studios anymore the pots stay clean indefinitely. but i mean seriously, removing airborne pollutants that have settled on components is a routine practice.

    for all that however computers themselves are biohazards. try throwing one out sometime. if apple was consistent they wouldn't anyone build them - let alone repair them.

    this story is like something the onion would come up with.

  42. big babies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You guys complaining about this are the biggest babies. Aside from the fact that this information extremely ( to say the least ) exaggerated, you guys have all been mislead by this smoke in your eyes nonsense. Please take a look at http://tobaccoanalysis.blogspot.com. Oh, and most of these chemicals found in tobacco smoke are perfectly fine under EPA guidelines.

  43. Re:Have you ever looked inside a smoker's computer by Hatta · · Score: 4, Funny

    You just don't want to see what happens to the computer near the back door.

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  44. a..holes by methano · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I like Apple. I bought a Mac in 1984 and have bought a bunch of them since then. I own Apple stock. After about 12 years it was worth about half what I paid for it but then it has performed very nicely over the last few years. But let's face it. Apple is thoroughly infused with self-righteous a..holes. That's the image one gets from the top down. I think they may even work on it. It's a valued trait in the company. Ever go into an Apple store. It seems like being a self-righteous a..hole is a core skill required for employment. Heck, even I, when I advise people about what kind of computer they should buy, I can feel that self-righteous a..hole feeling welling up inside me. It even feels good sometimes. Unfortunately, it's part of the price of using Apple computers. You just have to deal with it.

    I wonder what happens if you smoke in your BMW.

    1. Re:a..holes by RickRussellTX · · Score: 1

      Apple is thoroughly infused with self-righteous a..holes. That's the image one gets from the top down. I think they may even work on it. It's a valued trait in the company.

      Well, duh. A smug sense of superiority is one of the things they are selling. Yes, I think they do cultivate it, just like Whole Foods and Coach bags. Although I don't buy Macs for that reason, I certainly recognize marketing when I see it.

  45. Re:Good for apple by Hatta · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Smokers die quicker than non-smokers, saving us money that would be spent on long term care.

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  46. Re:Good for apple by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    Actually, Medical insurance is very cheap for drivers and very cost effective and effective in general compared to regular medical insurance.

    The cost of dealing with "the costs of driving" should more than cover themselves.

    If you never bothered to take advantage of what's out there then that's another matter.

    70K for a broken foot? Sound more like the hospital needs repaired.

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  47. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget to include all the cigarette tax money and all the cigarette lawsuit money.

  48. Re:Smokers by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Given the kind of nasty tar buildup that you can see in a smokers house or car, this sort of concern should not be all that surprising really.

    You really can't blame an underpaid geek for not wanting to get near that stuff.

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  49. Tar related damage is user abuse. by Garthok · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can understand employees not wanting to touch a yellow or brown mac. I hate working on smokers computers, tar makes a great insulator and does damage components and yet somehow it is your fault that the computer does not work. Neither of the two examples given indicate the amount of tar buildup on the computer, generally if it just smells like a smokers computer, there is no problem, it gets repaired. The only time a computer gets labeled a biohazard is if there is a significant amount of residue on the computer. The first post does sound like tar related damage, which could be considered user abuse(voids warranty).

  50. Re:Good for apple by BrianRoach · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not to be picky, by Obesity is now the #1 leading cause of death (health problems related to) in the US.

    And 3/4 of the country is now Obese.

    So ... as long as you're skinny and smoke, chances are the fat ones are going to die first.

  51. Apple trying to copy the cell phone companies by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    In my contract with ATT for my cell phone, it clearly states that the warranty does not cover any damage due to water. In fact there's a white sticker on the inside that turns colored if it gets wet.

    Apple should be putting all sorts of detection stickers inside their cases, and modifying the warranty on new purchases.

    I've worked on old computers all my life, and you can bet if it looks dusty from the outside, it's probably a lot worse on the inside, I always wear a mask when opening those up. Apple just doesn't want to pay for masks/gloves/glasses (aka safety equipment).

    What would happen if you bought a second hand computer which was owned by a smoker and then brought it in for repair? Does apple have a qualification program to determine if your computer is able to be qualified by their AppleCare program? Is it like health insurance whereby you need to visit your Dr. to get a clean bill of health before some insurance company will cover you?

  52. Smokers are repulsive by Colin+Smith · · Score: 4, Informative

    Slashdot ate my [shudder] tag.

    Dealing with anything which a smoker has owned (or used) is just completely disgusting. House, covered in yellow nicotine stains, thin film of brown smoke residue on fucking *everything*. I have a photo somewhere of a lightbulb which has a yellow/brown vapour deposition coating on one side, the other being less exposed. Then there's the smell on their clothes, in their cars, the yellowed teeth, yellowed fingers. I'd put money on it that the macbook in question was just as disgusting inside.

     

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    1. Re:Smokers are repulsive by _LORAX_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Disgusting is not a legal reason to void a legal contract.

    2. Re:Smokers are repulsive by Colin+Smith · · Score: 0, Troll

      Disgusting is not a legal reason to void a legal contract.

      It's a good enough reason to try.

       

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    3. Re:Smokers are repulsive by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You thing the inside of the computer is disgusting because of smoking? How about the enormous amount of dust that collects inside a computer? How about all the hair and skin oil that collects inside the keyboard? If I were working with computers, I would not be particularly disturbed by a thin layer of smoke residue on the parts, since the accumulation of filth inside a computer is routine.

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    4. Re:Smokers are repulsive by tomhudson · · Score: 1, Troll

      Disgusting is not a legal reason to void a legal contract.

      Maybe it falls under "abuse" or "smoke damage". If the machine is so disgusting that it's sticky to the touch on humid days, smells like the inside of an old tavern, and wheezes every time you turn it on, it's been abused by too much smoke.

      Read your insurance policy - I'm sure it mentions "smoke damage" somewhere. And all warranties mention abuse.

    5. Re:Smokers are repulsive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The accumulation of filth is routine, but it tends to be dry filth. Compressed air tends to work wonders if the majority of computer insides I've seen.

      However, smokers' computers are another thing entirely. Bear in mind the computer is sucking through quite a lot of air all the time to keep itself cool, and that cigarette smoke contains tar and other nasties - computers and consoles in smoking households build up a sticky yellow layer on all their components, extra so on any fans. And it's sticky - this means it's harder to get off (compressed air won't work), and all the dust passing through a computer sticks to it - and then more tar accretes on that. The end result is a tarry dusty sticky thick layer which stinks, is slightly electrically conductive, stops optical lenses from working, and prevents cooling from working efficiently.

      I'm with Apple on this one. Their warranty explicitly doesn't cover user damage, and component failure due to a thick layer of crap is assuredly user damage.

    6. Re:Smokers are repulsive by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      And smokers themselves are so used to the smell and brown/yellow residue that they will consider it normal and not notice it. I've seen smokers complaining about other people who smell for instance, when they themselves permanently smell worse but take great offence to being told that to a non smoker they smell far more offensive than the guy with a sweat or urine smell.

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    7. Re:Smokers are repulsive by Khyber · · Score: 1

      HP Has Tier-X for bio-hazardous units. Destroy and ship out a new laptop ASAP.

      If Apple doesn't have this they're absolute fools.

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    8. Re:Smokers are repulsive by brackishboy · · Score: 1

      You've got to be a troll. There's no way that anyone could be as consistently and aggressively unreasonable without realising it.

    9. Re:Smokers are repulsive by Jay+L · · Score: 1

      Disgusting is not a legal reason to void a legal contract.

      Well, of course not - otherwise something something something lawyers.

    10. Re:Smokers are repulsive by westlake · · Score: 1

      Disgusting is not a legal reason to void a legal contract.

      You sure about that?

      I wouldn't be in the least surprised if a judge ruled than an express or implied condition of a warranty that is that the computer you returned for repair show no extrordinary signs of abuse or mishandling.

      That a technician is not obliged to put on his Haz-Mat gear because your laptop looks like it was dredged out of a septic tank.

      There are jobs which are inherently dirty and dangerous - but when working conditions are concealed or misrepresented, when things come as a surprise, "disgusing" is a legitimate reason to back out,

    11. Re:Smokers are repulsive by corbettw · · Score: 1

      No, but it can be grounds for divorce.

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    12. Re:Smokers are repulsive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      While it's not Apple, a customer of a store I worked in had problem after problem with a Toshiba laptop. The final time he brought it in (and the final time he was allowed in the store), he'd taken a dump on the keyboard and closed the screen. Not dealing with the issue directly, I don't know if he expected to expedite a replacement or was just venting (literally) in the most disgusting way he could, but the warranty was, I assure you, very solidly voided.

    13. Re:Smokers are repulsive by spire3661 · · Score: 3, Informative

      THe tech certainly isnt obligated to do Haz-mat work, but that doesnt mean Apple can shirk its legal responsibility. THe part is under warranty and is being denied for a non-industry standard reason. Explanations are in order.

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    14. Re:Smokers are repulsive by gTsiros · · Score: 1

      i shall pee into my palm and then extend it to you for a hearty handshake.

      urine is sterile, after all, right?

      sometimes some things are disgusting enough to warrant a lawsuit.

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    15. Re:Smokers are repulsive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disgusting is not a legal reason to void a legal contract.

      For me it is. I work as a tech and deny service all the time because people can't clean their laptop keyboards. Disgusting.

    16. Re:Smokers are repulsive by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Treating an item like shit generally does void the warranty and I do think Apple should void warranties, based on technical reasons rather than health reasons for people who are clearly heavy smokers.

      You wouldn't get away with gunking up the fan with pudding, glue or whatever so why should it be ok to gunk the fan up with tar?

    17. Re:Smokers are repulsive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen an iMac destroyed by cigarette smoke. The bottom vents were coated with a thick, brown veneer of nicotine. When I opened it, everything had a light brown haze. The white polycarbonate shell had been dyed yellow. My shop smelled like a bar for days.

      The customer's hard drive just seized up because he sat in front of it smoking all day.

      Apple doesn't require its employees or associates to work on contaminated machines. If your cat pisses in your machine, too bad. If it's so coated with nicotine that you have to put gloves to handle it, then it's too nasty to work on.

    18. Re:Smokers are repulsive by John+Whitley · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It may be, if it's your employees rallying in complaint with potential backing of legal action. I've had relatives years back have to deal with health issues from smoke in the workplace. This was before the current shift to a predominantly anti-smoking mindset in work environments. This was incredibly stressful for them and took years of pressure from many affected workers to get the problem recognized and to get effective relief in place.

      The outside peanut gallery in these situations is amazingly stupid: this isn't "Apple" making this decision as if it were some single vast entity out of a comic book. In the real world, employees dealing with this likely started to complain, bringing up worker safety concerns and uttering phrases containing "OHSA". Execs at the right levels finally decided to back their employees. The execs may have had other motives, but if it were as simple as not wanting to fix smoke-damaged products, they could just as well argue that these products failed due to the owner's negligence and therefore the warranty was void.

      This is not to say that this claim is or isn't a legally sustainable one, but its genesis is almost certainly not some deliberately sinister plot to a) not fix things or b) give smoking customers a hard time.

    19. Re:Smokers are repulsive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disgusting may not be, but doing any work with the computer of a heavy smoker which requires you to actually turn the computer on is a health risk to anyone in the same room. It's not something i would think much of if i hadn't personally experienced it. I'm a non smoker, and agreed to do a wipe and reinstall of windows for a friend (who smokes). By the time i finished reinstalling windows i had a splitting headache just from contamination of the air in my room by the computer's exhaust. To be clear, i brought the computer to my house, and hooked it up to work on it there. Until i turned it on, the air in the room was perfectly fine. I won't be doing that ever again.

      If repair technicians are required to repair similar computers, they will be exposed to harmful fumes on a regular basis unless they use special breathing protection. Repair of a normal computer system does not typically require such equipment. Its not reasonable to require an ordinary repair shop to have special protective equipment (and training in using it) to repair damage deliberately caused by computer owners. Apple has legitimate cause to void the warranty of any computer which shows signs of smoke damage (from any source), and if they only do so when that damage is acute enough to threaten the health of their workers, that's generous of them in favor of the consumer.

    20. Re:Smokers are repulsive by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      It's a perfectly industry standard reason. The owner caused the fault by smoking and covering the internals by a thick layer of tar. Therefore it's not covered.

      I've *seen* smokers' PCs. It's not something I want to repeat.

    21. Re:Smokers are repulsive by AnotherShep · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the people who have never seen the damage a heavy smoker does to a computer just need to shut the fuck up.

    22. Re:Smokers are repulsive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, your scientific study really exposes the hazards of working near nicotine. I personally find coffee drinkers disgusting [shudder]. Those nasty yellowed, rotten teeth, coffee stains all over their stuff, that nasty smell of coffee every time they make a pot, and then the annoying hyper / jitteryness that comes with coffee drinkers. I'd put my money onit that macbooks from coffee drinkers are just as disgusting on the inside.

    23. Re:Smokers are repulsive by KitFox · · Score: 1

      THe tech certainly isnt obligated to do Haz-mat work, but that doesnt mean Apple can shirk its legal responsibility. THe part is under warranty and is being denied for a non-industry standard reason. Explanations are in order.

      The warranty covers damage caused by defects in materials and workmanship. It does not cover damage caused by external factors. If the computer short-circuits because of a misplaced solder splot that expands when it reaches the high range of normal operating temperature, that is a defect in materials and workmanship. If the computer overheats because the fan that should be working is not working because it was built wrong, that is covered.

      If the computer overheats because the components are coated in smoke residue, said smoke residue being an outside factor, it is not covered. This is industry standard, just like if they were coated in soda that was spilled on the machine.

      If the computer is damaged in other ways because of the presence of smoke residue, also not covered.

      If Apple says they are declining it because smoke is a biohazard, they are performing bad PR and reasoning and should be using the proper legal reason of "failure caused by external factors"... but definitely NOT include "...which we sometimes fix anyway if it doesn't cost us much (like dusting out a bit of pet hair in 15 seconds), but our tech puked on your motherboard when he opened up the case, so we're calling it a lost cause".

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    24. Re:Smokers are repulsive by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Now imagine all that inside your body, and you know how a smoker looks on the inside.

      The weirdest thing ever are those retards, who smoke outside in their own home... because they don’t want it to become like that.
      But their freakin’ own body? Nooo, why would that be a problem?
      It’s repression at its finest. One can’t get dumber in terms of double standards, than this. ^^

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    25. Re:Smokers are repulsive by labnet · · Score: 1

      My neighbour who is a Surgeon *HATES* operating on smokers because their their circulation is crap making any operation more risky/complicated.

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    26. Re:Smokers are repulsive by Biogenesis · · Score: 1

      True, but "Significant obstruction to airflow due to operation in an abusive environment" should be. Why are Apple flying the health hazard flag? Surely it's much easier just to say that the increased dust buildup inside a machine causes failure due to overheating. Would they honour the warranty of a machine which has been operated in a factory full of sawdust? How about one which was operated in a laboratory and has corroded due to exposure to acid vapours?

    27. Re:Smokers are repulsive by BluBrick · · Score: 1

      The end result is a tarry dusty sticky thick layer which stinks, is slightly electrically conductive, stops optical lenses from working, and prevents cooling from working efficiently.

      Agreed. But it's not an OSHA violation. And that's what Apple is claiming, according to TFS. They should have the balls to say it's damaged, rather than it's "icky".

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    28. Re:Smokers are repulsive by multiplexo · · Score: 1

      There are actually surgeries that they won't even try if you're a smoker. Most operations involving tissue grafts won't heal on heavy smokers because their capillaries are too badly constricted by the nicotine to heal. I just had a spinal fusion, they used cadaver bone to fuse my vertebra together. If I'd been a smoker they would have had to use an autograft and cut a chunk of bone out of my thigh for the bone graft needed for the fusion, which is really painful and makes the operation more complicated. I'm really glad I never mastered the whole "smoking a cigarette without coughing and throwing up" thing. It doesn't matter how old you are; if you're an otherwise healthy 25 year old smoker and need a spinal fusion you're going to get an autograft, and doctors won't even try a free flap tissue graft for plastic or reconstructive surgery.

      Back to the original topic, I think that Apple is handling this poorly. If they want to make the case that smoking coats the inside of your computer with lots of tar and micro-particulate crap and therefore you're violating the warranty that's one thing. If they're trying to say that handling a computer coated with nicotine is a HazMat situation they're full of shit and coming off like a bunch of self-righteous anti-smoking fucktards who are trying to cheat their way out of honoring their warranties.

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    29. Re:Smokers are repulsive by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      Thin layer?

      Take ALL the dust inside a typical pc that needs cleaning, and turn it sticky. There will be a lot of parts you will never be able to get clean, a lot of fans that will never spin again. Trust me, it's horrible.

    30. Re:Smokers are repulsive by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      I don't know, some smoker's computers can get pretty nasty. I myself do smoke cigarettes. Maybe not at an insane three pack a day rate but I do smoke. I remember some years back when I was a tech at a repair shop. I was in my very early twenties and spent a great deal of time in smoke filled bars and the like so I was pretty immune to smelling smoke.

      One computer came in that was very nicotine stained on the outside, but nothing out of the ordinary. I opened the thing up and honestly almost puked. The entire motherboard was covered with something that looked like a frat house carpet. We grabbed at the corner and actually peeled up a 2 inch square glob. As I mentioned before, I smoke and (more so back then) do so at my computer desk. I have never had a computer look nearly as bad as this one. The best we could figure out is that the owner does not sleep, smokes 3 cigarettes at a time, and makes a concerted effort at exhaling directly at the computer.

      Oddly, once I got over the initial revulsion factor, fixing this machine was a cinch. We peeled off several more squares of the "carpeting" and replaced the CPU fan. The computer worked perfectly after that.

      This machine was a tad older and was not under any type of warranty. If it had been though, there would have been no issues with covering it. I can't even imagine telling someone that their computer wasn't covered because the inside (Which they have never seen) was exposed to too much smoke.

      That said I saw a few more computers in as bad of shape and they were all dog/cat hair related. I never saw another computer where it appeared smoking was a factor.

    31. Re:Smokers are repulsive by Acecoolco · · Score: 1

      The problem is, it is under warranty from manufacturer defects.. It is not under warranty if it thrown against the wall. It is not under warranty if you decide to leave it in the rain. So, Smoke/Tar causes damage by the user. I too, have voided warranties due to how disgusting a computer was, with the fans not working. Or with pet hair, tar, dust and other things mixed together blocking airflow, or covering a motherboard.

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    32. Re:Smokers are repulsive by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      Hey, I got a similar story as the article to share.

      A few months ago I was making my preparations for the next battle for the freedom of all peace-loving men and women of the world, when I accidentally spilled a bit of Anthrax on my MacBook Pro. It wasn't much, yet still the computer didn't want to start up again after I compresed air to clean it.

      So I sent it to Apple Care on my warranty thinking I'd get it back in 2-3 days or so, but nooo~~~ The bastards returned it after a couple of weeks saying all their technicians had died and computers exposed to biohazardous materials weren't covered.

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    33. Re:Smokers are repulsive by StrategicIrony · · Score: 1

      Aha a thin layer? hahahahahhaha

      I haven't done retail computer repair in almost 15 years, but I *still* remember the smoker's machines.

      10 year old machines from an old cat-lady's house was kinda gross.

      But a 2 year old machine from a heavy indoor smoker... much worse.

      We had an industrial air compressor in the loading dock and we would take them out there. With some customers we told them "if we're going to work on it, it's going in front of the air compressor- that thing breaks fans and sometimes other things and we won't be responsible for it... if you want to take it elsewhere after hearing that, go ahead"

      We did occasionally turn away business because of it and there was always the "short straw" for who got to work on the ones we didn't turn away.

      I've had a number of cases where we simply told them that the motherboard was getting replaced as a result of the smoke - that even if there wasn't now, there was likely heat damage from the caked-on goo and crap. The fans usually all had to go to, sometimes a new case entirely, at which point we're basically doing a whole new computer.

      I remember firing up the air compressor on a few machines and the resultant dust cloud sent half a dozen people coughing, into the other room.

      Somehow, I doubt the Apple stores used to be mechanic shops (like our repair place was) so don't have the luxury of a big air compressor.

      bleh.

      thinking about those machines turns my stomach, still today.

      If we found a computer that was all rusty on the inside because it was placed behind a humidifier, or was dripped on by a leaky pipe, we would void the warranty. (both of these happened)

      Why wouldn't we void the warranty of a computer that had melted down or dropped a fan due to smoking residue?

      Seems similar to me...

    34. Re:Smokers are repulsive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's complete bullshit. I've smoked for years and my fingers have never turned yellow. My lightbulbs don't have yellow/brown shit on them. How about you speak in facts instead of just making shit up?

    35. Re:Smokers are repulsive by MinistryOfTruthiness · · Score: 1

      I don't repair these for a living, but I fixed my grandmother's computer, which was regularly exposed to her cigarette smoke. That dust inside you mention? Take that and mix it with tar. It winds up being a thick, sticky, messy, paste that traps heat and even more dust until things overheat and even short out. I wouldn't be surprised if that crap even caused fires. Truly, it must be seen to be believed.

      Anyway, boo on Apple for this trick. Replace the unit under warranty and keep your customers happy. God knows they paid enough of a premium and can reasonably expect better service and consideration from Apple than for some $300 Dell.

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    36. Re:Smokers are repulsive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disgusting is not a legal reason to void a legal contract.

      Sir -- please! -- allow me to escort you unharmed to an exit!

      I see that you've stumbled unawares onto Slashdot. Some vandal must have destroyed the sign at the entrance stating that logical argument is banned within. Please leave immediately, lest you suffer irreparable psychological harm.

    37. Re:Smokers are repulsive by Xest · · Score: 1

      It depends, you'll find most warranties don't cover user inflicted damage, if the machine is damaged because of the smoke you'll find Apple no longer has a legal responsibility.

      Of course, who the burden of proof is on to demonstrate that smoke caused the damage is a different question and probably comes down to the text of the warranty agreement or consumer law of the country in question.

  53. Re:Have you ever looked inside a smoker's computer by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

    That's not from smoking, it's from dust and dander in the air. His father probably has pets.

  54. What about cat owners? by Kartoffel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've seen more computers clogged with cat hair than I've seen clogged with cigarette ash.

    1. Re:What about cat owners? by canajin56 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Bullshit, in 6 months I build up enough shit on my air vents to almost partially block them (almost), and most of it is dust, not cat hair. Meanwhile, a buddy in highschool had two smoking parents. They got their first computer and within a month it was crashing. Opened it up, entire thing was coated in yellow greasey shit that smells like smoke, and dust sticks to it. Tried using canned air, nope, had to wipe it off by hand. Nastiest thing ever, and no shit it's a health hazard to get near it. But even wiping it doesn't get the greasy tar off, it's on there forever, and more dust will just cement to it immediately. Smoking near a computer should void the warranty, as you're intentionally causing damage to the cooling components.

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    2. Re:What about cat owners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I got my kitty to stop smoking but he refuses to groom himself before surfing porn... only after.. :(

    3. Re:What about cat owners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen more computers clogged with cat hair than I've seen clogged with cigarette ash.

      I used to have that problem until I started waxing my cat. A few minutes of screaming and yowling a month but it's worth it. I can finally wear black clothes again and no cat hair in the computer.

    4. Re:What about cat owners? by BrianRoach · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sorry, but as you say, bullshit.

      Unless you're chain smoking 3 packs a day in a small, closed room while exhaling directly into the thing ... not happening.

      I smoked for 20 years, and owned who knows how many computers during that time ... none of them have ever resembled what you describe.

      I now live in a high desert climate and we own two dogs. That requires regular, thorough cleaning or the things will overheat. It also can really reduce the life of the fans. (Same goes for my stereo receiver, and a couple other consumer boxes)

      And as I also posted in another thread, I used to run a motorcycle shop. You should see what those PCs go through, especially the one used to run the dynamometer.

      So ... unless you want to exclude the 10 million other environments that can have a detrimental effect on the PC, you're simply picking one because the cause has become socially unacceptable by a large group of people.

    5. Re:What about cat owners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about people who have cats that smoke? That's gotta be double bad!

    6. Re:What about cat owners? by EgNagRah · · Score: 1

      ...I wish I could just say "Boss these PCs are too dusty, I'm allergic, so I cannot clean them." But she'd bee all like "FIRED!"

    7. Re:What about cat owners? by gemada · · Score: 1

      easy fix. Don't let your cat smoke in the house.

    8. Re:What about cat owners? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      I have several PCs in my home doing media center stuff, all my TVs get their signal from a PC. Anything sitting on the floor, near where pets are allowed (we have two dogs, one long hair, one short) is just disgusting inside and I clean them every 6 months or so to get the crap out of the fan.

      The ones up higher, or in the closet stay relatively clean. They still get it worse than the PCs in our office where pets very rarely show up, but there is certainly major damage caused by pet dander and hair at home.

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    9. Re:What about cat owners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say cleaning cat hair to be equal to cleaning cigarette residue in the sanitary department. Void warranties on cat owners? Shit, throw in dog owners too.

    10. Re:What about cat owners? by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      I have two cats and when I clean my computers there isn't any hair inside and minimal hair outside. I do clear my computer often but the cats also don't care for being anywhere near the computer.

      Also I suspect they probably would tell you to get bent if you came in with a Mac that looked like it had a cat stuck in the fan. Alternatively if your computer just has a hint of smoke smell to it, they likely won't say anything and it's only if you trashed it due to excessive smoking.

    11. Re:What about cat owners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (YMMV)

    12. Re:What about cat owners? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      What about smoking (hot) pussies with computers? ^^

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    13. Re:What about cat owners? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      I call bullshit on you.

      I have two cats, the Fluffball of doom, and the Crotchety Bastard(yeah the GF named them). Between the two of them I've got to clear out the PC's every couple of months. OTOH, I've seen PC's from smokers after 4 years that didn't have any build up. I've seen PC's from smokers that do. Want to know my favourite? All you sicko's out there who use incense, air sprays, air fresheners, and so on that clog up your PC's. You want to know what a gooey gummy mess is? You haven't seen shit. That stuff is impossible short of busting out the Q-tips and rubbing alcohol. You can't wipe it off.

      Anyway, if you're cleaning out a PC you should be using rubbing alcohol on fan blades and so on after you wipe them down anyway. That helps reduce future buildup from everything including normal dust. That is providing you can get the fan off.

      I've seen half cans of pop down the inside a computer case, to you name it. But you know what? You can't void a persons warranty on a whim. That's called fraud.

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    14. Re:What about cat owners? by Skapare · · Score: 1

      Cat hair does indeed clog computer air filters. But that can be cleaned easily. Vacuum the filters in the reverse direction, or wash them with plain water (no soap). OTOH, cigarette tar and nicotine passes right through the filter and gradually deposits on the components (usually no harm to the component on the surface for a long time) and connectors (big problems happen here). Hard drives are not really sealed. They do have a breather filter to allow air to pass through. This filter is a very fine (as in very tiny holes) one that can get clogged by cigarette smoke residue. They are also at risk in commercial kitchens and automobile repair shops, in addition to homes of smokers. I charge more ... a lot more ... to clean/repair computers from these places.

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    15. Re:What about cat owners? by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      if you're cleaning out a PC you should be using rubbing alcohol on fan blades and so on after you wipe them down anyway. That helps reduce future buildup from everything including normal dust. That is providing you can get the fan off.

      If the fan blades are plastic alcohol may shorten their life span, some plastics are eaten or softened by alcohol.

      Falcon

    16. Re:What about cat owners? by karsoe · · Score: 1

      Cats should be banned too. I've always thought so. :)

    17. Re:What about cat owners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL. Like anyone could actually do this except to a de-clawed or drugged-unconscious feline. They would die from blood loss otherwise.

    18. Re:What about cat owners? by multiplexo · · Score: 1

      So ... unless you want to exclude the 10 million other environments that can have a detrimental effect on the PC, you're simply picking one because the cause has become socially unacceptable by a large group of people.

      No kidding. I used to work for a large e-retailer and the PCs out on our warehouse floor looked horrible. They had huge dustbunnies in them and the ones by the warehouse doors were subjected to extremes of heat and temperature that were way outside of spec. That being said the tolerance of Apple gear and I suspect for most of the compact PCs that Dell and other companies sell, for this kind of environment aren't what they were for older equipment. Have you ever taken a Mac Mini apart? Those little fuckers are jam-packed with all kinds of heat producing components and air circulation is critical. It's not like the innards of your homebrew beigebox where you've got tons and tons of room for airflow.

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    19. Re:What about cat owners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One is NOT "intentionally causing damage." Get real!

      The manufacturer should seek to protect against unintentional damage by better filtering air or else provide a clear warning with the product not to allow smoke near the device. Either way, the manufacturer is not doing their job to protect the device or warn the owner.

    20. Re:What about cat owners? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      If the fan blades are plastic alcohol may shorten their life span, some plastics are eaten or softened by alcohol.

      You do realize that alcohol is safe on 99% of all plastics right?

      Unless the blades are made out of the cheapest form of PET1 which is almost a no, minus the super cheap shit out of china. Then it's a non-issue, even the cheapest blades I've seen aren't made out of that. At worst isopropyl alcohol will make your skin smell for 10mins.

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    21. Re:What about cat owners? by vinnybobdog · · Score: 1

      Triple bullshit! : )

      Seriously though, about 10 years ago one of my first jobs was working in a small local pc shop where I encountered *many* PCs that 1. The moment you opened it it was like breathing in a 1000 butted out butches at once, and 2. There being so much smoke residue in the crease where the side panel met the case that it had actually dripped down the inside of the panel. You remember those kinds of things, vividly, and you're kinda of even more shocked when you're like "really!? another one!?"

      So yeah, I was really surprised too; and hey maybe they are smoking a couple of packs a day in a closed room with their comps; but I encountered enough of them to know that its not like it didn't happen, or was really that out of the ordinary.

      Side note; yes I was a smoker for a number of years, I *loved* smoking, but what smoking can do to a computer/any electronic device should not only void a warranty but is disgusting.

    22. Re:What about cat owners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember the part where you said you clean your computer regularly? That's why you have less tar build-up.

    23. Re:What about cat owners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, sorry. I've been a technician (IBM trained, A+ Certified) for over 23 years, and what canajin56 said is true and does happen in households where people smoke the somewhat average one pack a day. And it's not just that cigarette smoke harms the machine, it's nasty, leaves poisonous residue (look it up) and spreads the same toxic crap into the air when being dusted out. Now living in a dusty environment... gee, that's not toxic, is it? And pet hair? Yeah it clogs smaller vents - but can still generally be blown out - unlike stuck on tar and gooey dust.

      There is no comparison to the two scenarios you are trying to compare.

      www.aibpc.com / www.startreknewvoyages.com

    24. Re:What about cat owners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I smoked for 20 years, and owned who knows how many computers during that time ...

      Try owning a functioning computer for more than a couple of months while smoking.

    25. Re:What about cat owners? by Tom · · Score: 1

      That may clog up the fans, but it isn't poisonous to whoever has to clean it up. That's the difference.

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    26. Re:What about cat owners? by arikol · · Score: 1

      I've seen both.

      Smokers computers tend to have AMAZING amounts of dust sticking to the oily tar residue.

      Failure prone and disgusting to work on.

      Animal hair really messes electronics up as well, and a computer shop is probably not bound by the warranty if a failure occurs due to hair clogging the cooling.

    27. Re:What about cat owners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Unless you're chain smoking 3 packs a day in a small, closed room while exhaling directly into the thing ... not happening."

      Not necessarily. You will remember that the iMac's cooling system works by drawing cool air in from the bottom and passing hot air out the slot. If you've got your ashtray and lit cigarette anywhere near the bottom edge of the computer (likely) then you're drawing a LOT of smoke into that thing.

      Same goes for PC towers on a desk. Cooling is from front to back.

    28. Re:What about cat owners? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      I know that the plural of anecdote isn't data, but I own two cats and my PC (full tower case on the floor under my desk, in an area that doesn't get vacuumed anywhere near as often as it should) doesn't get much hair in it at all. Of course on the flip side, my cats are short-haired (though leave hair on my duvet like no-one's business) and don't tend to go under the desk - if they did that they wouldn't get in my way...

  55. What about candle burners and perfumes? by russg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've worked on computers from time to time and the worst are those from people who burn candles or that seem to have way too much perfume in their home. The candles leave residue just like smoking. Oh and don't forget the fur-balls when the computer sits on the floor with a cat in the house.

    I suppose Apple will void the warranties on those folks too?

    1. Re:What about candle burners and perfumes? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Dogs seem to be as bad as cats in my house. The worst problem with 'build up' on fans and and heat sinks I saw was when we were holding onto the in-law's Parrot for several months.

      Saw more build up in a month from a single bird on the other side of the house than the dogs who sleep about a foot away from the air intake on one PC over six months. Not that the dogs aren't bad, but god the bird was horrible. She also liked to bite me and thought she was the boss, but thats just part of being female I think.

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  56. Arcade Machine Nostalgia by Kartoffel · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This article made me nostalgic for arcade machines with cigarette burns in certain locations on them. On some games, you'd balance your butt on the edge of the cabinet. Other games' ergonomics seemed to favor keeping the cig between your fingers and would get brown burn marks next to the most common buttons.

    Yeah, sonny. In my day we had to walk to the arcade to play games. Sometimes through the snow. And when we got there, people SMOKED inside. So get off my lawn^H^H^H^Hgame.... didn't you see the quarter I put on it?

    1. Re:Arcade Machine Nostalgia by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Arcade machines receive regular maintenance, the machines weren't always there that long and even in "the old days" they often had better ventilation than most homes. Even without smoke, an arcade would have been hell without ventilation with all those heat generating machines in a closed area.

  57. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, most of the major tobacco producing companies have strong financial ties to companies involved in the treatment (longevity not curing) of cancer and
    other smoking related illnesses.

    Tax from tobacco is the US about $15billion per year. Extending the lives of smokers earns about 5 times as much.

  58. I'm glad I have a honest vendor by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mine complains about my brownish-yellow stained computer cables every time I have my servers in for service (yes, I smoke in the server room, sue me). But mostly because they care about my health and don't want to lose a good customer to the coughing death.

    Oh, maybe my service fee is higher than what you pay at Apple. But it includes face masks to protect their techs, it seems. I'm fairly sure you get them cheaply from a lot of governments that bought tons of masks during the last flu craze but nobody wanted to wear them in public because they make you look like a paranoid loonie.

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    1. Re:I'm glad I have a honest vendor by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      It's probably not a health hazard issue, but the techs took one look, saw that the greasy shit ruined the fans and broke the machine, and said "fuck you, intentional damage, warranty void". And then the answering droids on the phone took their best guess as to why, since the form just said warranty void. There's a difference between paying some schmuck to fix the shit your negligence broke, and expecting it for free.

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  59. Just say that it's not normal use. by RickRussellTX · · Score: 2, Informative

    The issue is not whether smoking is legal or illegal; there are plenty of legal things you can do a computer that would void the warranty. If they're going to make this argument, they simply need to support the claim that the damage to the computer goes beyond normal wear and tear.

    For example, computers in chemical labs often fail because small amounts of airborne chemicals attack the PC boards and chassis. I've worked on boxes that look like they'd been strapped to the bottom of a battleship for a few years.

    Having seen the office accommodations of some chain smokers, I can't say I blame Apple. I've seen environments where every surface is coated with brown, sticky residue and a multi-millimeter thick layer of dust and ash.

  60. Re:Good for apple by jonbryce · · Score: 1

    Something like 20%-25% of the population are smokers, but despite there being 3 times as many obese people, there are only slightly more obesity related deaths than smoking related deaths.

  61. Kep your Computer clean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well If the P... errm Mac looked like this :
    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/13/ventblockers/
    then I'd probably not touch it either . //Captcha:cleaning

  62. experiences with 3 packk/day computers by v1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I fix computers for a living, and I will vouch for the pain that is working on a "three pack a day" computer. It's not terribly bad as long as they keep a clean house, but when there's a lot of dust in the machine, AND they're a very heavy smoker, the entire inside of the computer is filled with a matte of dustbunny solidified by tar. It's a dark mustard looking soft foam and reeks to high heaven, and when you touch it, it wipes off on your hands like ash AND sends a fine dark yellow cloud up into the air. Takes 5 minutes of hand scrubbing to get most of it off after you're done working on it.

    I don't think I'd call it a "biohazard", as there's not a lot of chance of my inhaling any nicotine, but it's certainly unpleasant to work on. It also tints the entire machine a dingy yellow, especially the white plastics and the front of LCD panels. It also kills optical drives. (clouds the laser lens) Occasionally we get in a machine that looks ok, but reeks of tar when you pick it up. When we open it up, it's obviously a heavy smoker's computer, that they took the time to clean the outside case before bringing it in. "surprise!"

    Most computers have active air cooling, and function like air filters. If you're filling the air with nasty, you should expect a lot of it to collect inside your computer, and nobody likes dealing with that.

    Twice we've had to refuse warranty repair for a killed optical drive, and once a smoker wanted us to replace (under warranty) an LCD panel that had "become discolored". No, really? Like the WALLS and CURTAINS in your house? ick ick ick.

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    1. Re:experiences with 3 packk/day computers by Ronin+Developer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Saw much the same thing - our office was a smoker's office and the worst culprits was the owner and his wife. When we installed a server rack (next to his office) and asked for air filtration. He refused. We lost two servers in 6 months due to the smoke - tar and dust buildup beyond belief. The saving grace came when summer arrived and the servers started to shut down due to excessive heat. We installed window air conditioners that brought fresh air into the room and created a positive pressure gradient that kept the smoke out of the room.

      Staff meetings were held in a closed room with people smoking all the time. They had little concern for those of us who didn't smoke. I got up and walked out of more than one meeting because I couldn't breath and my eyes teared.

      Having worked in that place for several years before the company grew large enough to have to be compliant with OSHA regulations that banned smoking in the office place, I hate to think what condition my lungs were in from the second hand smoke.

  63. If you're smoking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    If you begin smoking, then there is not one bit of you that has any respect for humanity and the world you live in. Smoking is 100% egocentric, you do it because other people do it and you want to be "cool" like them - very cool of you, wanting to be like people who smoke, rob, vandalize cars, and otherwise are completely without respect. There is no possible way at all that one can start smoking and have respect for anyone. And there is no good excuse for starting it, because there simply is no reason to do it. It stinks and does not have the pleasurable effects of, say, cannabis. So, good riddance.

  64. Re:Good for apple by JasonDT · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You know what, fuck you... I'm sick and tired of people like you proclaiming things evil and demanding a ban. If you are out in public you assume the risk of being outside where your neat liittle world ends...if you don't like what's happening out in public, stay the fuck inside and leave the rest of us in peace...

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  65. Wait a second by Azureflare · · Score: 1

    So you expect a warranty to cover water damaged devices? When you find a company that covers water damaged equipment under warranty, please let us all know!

    The smoking thing is a bit strange, and I'll have to see if they say anything more. I'd love to see pictures of the device that was submitted for repair!

    Disclaimer: Yes I own Apple devices, and I seem to be in the minority in that Apple Care has been a great experience for me.

    1. Re:Wait a second by roguetrick · · Score: 1

      It is strange to see a company advocate using a device for a workout, but having that device break in response to some sweat.

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    2. Re:Wait a second by troll8901 · · Score: 1

      I remember about 3 years ago, Acer sold laptops with a 3-month warranty including liquid spills. Warranty extension costs additional, of course.

      I eventually got a Dell laptop instead for the dual core.

    3. Re:Wait a second by Animaether · · Score: 1

      It is strange to see a company advocate using a device for a workout, but having that device break in response to some sweat.

      Define 'some sweat'?

      Although I do find it peculiar that Apple's sensors are near the edges of the device, rather than somewhere near the middle, and I certainly wouldn't put it past them to have done this on purpose (they'll claim it's so they can check without even opening the thing.. which, of course, isn't as easy as most phones where you can just remove a few screws), I have to wonder just how much you're going to have to sweat to get it into your iPod/iPhone even just that far into the casing.
      Do people stick them under their armpits or something?

      There are little pouches and whatnot specifically for joggers (as well as a bunch of other accessories for the iPod for that group).. they might do well to actually purchase them.

      Even if you're not getting sweat inside your iPod/iPhone, does the idea that they just sweated all over the outside not make them go a little.. I dunno.. "yuck"?

    4. Re:Wait a second by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      I don't believe any device has broke because of sweat alone. I've put my iPods and iPhones through hell, and since you probably notice the plural form of iPhones, I've broken a couple, my current one has a cracked display.

      They've survived far more water than any normal sweating human being could have possibly got in the device unless you were intentionally collecting it and pouring it into the headphone jack.

      I just don't buy it.

      I'm more inclined to believe the notes about 'sweating into it' causing a problem being a polite way to call someone out on getting it wet without calling them a liar.

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    5. Re:Wait a second by roguetrick · · Score: 1

      Not saying the sweat is what broke it. They're saying the sweat triggered the litmus paper on the headphone jack, regardless of what broke it. Ions+Water=Science! The litmus paper change voids the warranty.

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  66. Smoke residue damages hardware and media. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the Consumerist can be trusted this time, this does not surprise me in the least, and I totally support Apple this one time.

    We had mangeto-optical disks in the 90s at a "smoke friendly" office that kept dropping sectors. Finally found someone at the vendor who suggested we open up the disk cartridges, and carefully clean the platters.

    Secondhand smoke cost my company dozens of hours of labor, and real costs due to the data that was lost.

    Don't get me started on the machines I've had to work on that were in despicable condition, owned by smokers. This goes beyond the normal dust that sneaks in - this crud doesn't come off without an acid bath.

  67. anonymous coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a pipe smoker once suggested to me to add a slice of apple
    to a opened pack of pipe tobacco, if it dried out to quick.

  68. Re:Good for apple by CigarBoB · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Please tell me this a joke right? Smoking is a personal choice and should be left as that. You wanting to impose HARSH penalties on smokers is nothing more then you wanting to dictate the actions of another person. You even want to impose your will in my private home? What the hell man. What would give you, or anyone else, the right to tell me what I can do in my own home? I choose to smoke cigars and pipes and I will continue to do so even if illegal. They can come and take them when they come for my guns.

  69. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess Apple's engineers were informed that once the smoke is out, you can't put it back in.

  70. Take a shower by Dan+East · · Score: 1

    Taking showers is legal too, but that doesn't mean Apple has to fix it under warranty if you try to use your Mac while taking a shower.

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  71. Mac-Pro had no problem by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    An Apple authorized service provider near me (Mac-Pro) has no problem with the cigarette smoke. My airport base station was hung on the wall above a smoker's head for 2 years. The thing was yellow and the insides just reeked of stale cigarette butts.

    They fixed it up. And even offered to take it in exchange for a discount on a newer model if I was unhappy with the discoloration and smell.

    When I worked in an electronic repair shop, we had lots of toxic chemicals we would use to clean people's stereos and tvs and vcrs. You could get all of the yellow gunk and most of the smell off the outside and inside of a device with a little bit of effort. Giving a customer a device back that is fixed and shiny makes them really happy. It's called customer service.

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  72. on the other hand... by Garthok · · Score: 1

    http://www.macmothership.com/gallery/newads/applebaked.gif Apple has in the past claimed that they will work on smoke damaged machines.

  73. Human skin-hair-dog hair-cat hair by Stan92057 · · Score: 0

    Hate to tell all you people but thats not ash, its human skin particles. I'm a non smoker and blow out my computer once every 3 months. Its human skin/hair-dog hair/skin -cat hair/skin-smoke from cooking or whatever in the air.

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  74. Re:Good for apple by shellster_dude · · Score: 1

    I sincerely hope you don't live in my country where we subscribe to a little thing called "Personal Freedom" otherwise known as Liberty. I hear there is a country across the big pond that you might like.

  75. Re:Good for apple by McGiraf · · Score: 1

    Smokers cost a lot less in Old age benifits than non-smokers.
    Smokers pay more taxes.

    I'm not sure smokers cost that much to others.

  76. Re:Good for apple by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

    Please tell me this a joke right?

    Smoking is a personal choice and should be left as that. You wanting to impose HARSH penalties on smokers is nothing more then you wanting to dictate the actions of another person. You even want to impose your will in my private home? What the hell man. What would give you, or anyone else, the right to tell me what I can do in my own home?

    I choose to smoke cigars and pipes and I will continue to do so even if illegal. They can come and take them when they come for my guns.

    As much of a leftie as I am (I'm assuming you're towards the right based on your remarks), I actually agree with you. I don't have a problem with private bans on smoking (restaurants, bars, etc) but public bans (sidewalks) are a terrible idea and I won't even dignify a ban in people's homes with a response. I'm curious about your position on gay marriage.

    I think there's a real opportunity to overcome some of these divisive issues so we can get rid of some of the rats in Washington. That's just good for everyone.

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  77. Re:Good for apple by XedLightParticle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1200 in the US die every day from smoking related illnesses 135 of these are from passive smoke 115 fatal car accidents happen every day in the US (no mention of how many die in each)

    People die from one or the other, but how much is a life worth?

    Passive smoke and roadkill isn't that different really. Where the real hipocracy is, is when life-time smokers expect expensive treatment to keep them alive for another 5 years.

    As a rake (and smoker) myself, i am already aware of the years (of boring life) I won't get, I need no treatment, i may live 5-10 years shorter, but i enjoyed every single day of what i had. As for the 135 passive smoke deaths, it could be avoided with considerate smokers, just as considerate drivers rarely kill anyone.

    Liberty isn't just about money, guns and cars, it's just as much about what kind of life you wanna lead urself.

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  78. Re:Good for apple by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

    Something like 20%-25% of the population are smokers, but despite there being 3 times as many obese people, there are only slightly more obesity related deaths than smoking related deaths.

    I want to believe these numbers, they make me feel good, but I'd love to see a link to your source.

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  79. Re:Good for apple by smooc · · Score: 1

    However, the very expensive treatment a smoker receives in hospital, the effect it has on second hand smokers (possibly also receiving treatment) and the loss of productivity of smokers negates easily any cost savings by moving over to the other side.

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  80. Re:Have you ever looked inside a smoker's computer by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

    I once fixed a computer that had some hardware damage to the motherboard.
    A mouse had taken up residence inside, along with a rather good-sized colony of black widow spiders. The mouse was dead, either from electrocution or the spiders, and had chewed through a good bit of the motherboard to make its nest. Some people don't take any care of their things.

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  81. got balls? by OrangeTide · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They need to grow some balls. An underpaid janitor gets to clean rotten piss off the bathroom floor everyday.

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    1. Re:got balls? by HopeOS · · Score: 1

      I'll take piss over smoke tar any day. Every new parent cleans piss and crap up daily. Ditto for pet owners. Cleaning up smoke tar is like cleaning an oven without the 500 degree heat. PASS.

    2. Re:got balls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How could it be rotton if he cleans it everyday?

    3. Re:got balls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rotten piss is decidedly less nasty than the residue of heavy smoking that builds up over time inside a computer. Also bathroom floors are usually designed to withstand moderate immersion in liquid. Typical computers are not designed to operate with their internal components covered in tar residue.

    4. Re:got balls? by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      rotten piss isn't a carcinogen. in fact piss isn't toxic at all. you can even drink it if you had to. also, piss isn't airborne so the janitor can wear gloves and fully avoid contact with the piss. now the cleaning chemicals they have to deal with are probably a different story.

    5. Re:got balls? by unix1 · · Score: 1

      I'll take piss over smoke tar any day.

      Every new parent cleans piss and crap up daily.

      I wonder if Apple would honor their "warranty" if the computer smelled like shit and piss. Somehow, I think they'd play the "biohazard" card on that one too, and it would NOT be a story here, or anywhere else.

      Besides, Apple sells their products in China and Asian countries where nearly 40% of population are smokers. Are there no warranties for Apple products in Asia?

      I am not a smoker, but there are 2 claims made by pro-Apple, anti-smoking crowd:

      1. It's a biohazard, like second hand smoking - no it's not, the computer is not emitting smoke. Wear gloves and face mask if it makes someone feel more comfortable and when necessary. You'd do that if you were dealing with a dusty computer too, or one containing human/pet hairs. You could call those biohazard too, but I guess going against smoking residue (since it contains the word "smoke") is more PC (no pun intended).

      2. Tar residue causes extensive damage to components - this is debatable - does it cause more damage than dust and pet hair? Then put that in the warranty conditions and you're done. Anyway, Apple is not claiming this.

      So, what are they claiming? Nothing, just whining, taking people's money and failing to uphold their part of the deal.

    6. Re:got balls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they are this afraid of a few smoke stains, what are they going to do when they open a box and a bunch of cockroaches run out, scream like a girl and climb on the chair?

      Also, if the hardware can't take a little smoke film, it's not tough enough. They should find the guys that built the packet switch a co-worker once told me about, that had been running for a few years in a factory with somewhat acidic vapor in the air before the field tech arrived to swap a few cards for PM. The swap was difficult to manage, parts of the steel card cage had turned to piles of rust in the bottom of the rack, parts were running in mid-air, hanging on the wiring.

      Here's a clue if you want something build that well- don't buy from a company that spends a pile making themselves comfortable and looking cool in the US and what's left to have the actual product made in a Chinese factory.

    7. Re:got balls? by novafluxx · · Score: 1

      You're so right, and thats so true. If they're working on a customer's computer without proper protection (ansti-static wrist bands, latex gloves, possible dust mask) they aren't providing a safe working environment for their employees, and an employee who works on these computers at ANY Apple Store should file a complaint with OSHA, and possible file a lawsuit. When is is legal to void the warranty of a smoke? Why is it possibly legal, yet, denying service to a pet owner because their employees 'may' have allergies, is probably NOT legal. What if they denied a black/hispanic/gay/lesbian smoker warranty service, then it would be national news RIGHT NOW on CNN and HLN.

    8. Re:got balls? by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Tar residue caked onto unventilated chips and heat sinks means the components will be running hotter, and die quicker. I imagine the damage isn't extensive, but a gradual buildup of tar over the course of a couple years from a heavy smoker almost definitely isn't a negligible increase.

    9. Re:got balls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Urea is a poison which is why the kidneys get rid of it.

    10. Re:got balls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They need to grow some balls. An underpaid janitor gets to clean rotten piss off the bathroom floor everyday.

      Gets too? More like has too...

    11. Re:got balls? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Cleaning up your own childs piss and fecal matter is a hell of a lot different than cleaning up someone elses, I'm guessing from your post you've never had to clean up after someone who wasn't a family member, pets included.

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    12. Re:got balls? by Nyder · · Score: 1

      They need to grow some balls. An underpaid janitor gets to clean rotten piss off the bathroom floor everyday.

      seriously dude, really?

      How is the piss going to be rotten if the janitor is cleaning it up everyday?

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    13. Re:got balls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing you never had to clean a public restroom. While a healthy person's urine is relatively sterile, there are a lot of really unhealthy people visiting public restrooms. The floors reek of decay by the end of the day.

    14. Re:got balls? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      too?

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  82. Re:Good for apple by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Informative

    Have you ever opened up a computer that a really heavy smoker has been sitting in front of for years? It's disgusting. Everything has a coating of tar on it, it stinks even before you power it up, and when you try to work on it, it's all gummy.

    I'm just amazed that more hard drives and more fans don't fail because of smokers.

    It's pretty bad when you wipe the screen and the paper towel turns ORANGE!

    Is Apple being dumb? Now that smokers are the minority, I don't think so. Let them pay for supplemental coverage, same as health insurance. Besides, if you want to quit smoking, there's an app for that

  83. Re:Good for apple by CigarBoB · · Score: 1

    Gay marriage really isn't a big deal to me. I could never get why the rest of the right hates the idea so much. I must come down to religion though. Its not like the state of marriage can get any worse if two men/women tie the knot. I have always felt that the Govt should stay out of our private lives. But now they just encroaching more and more every day. Thanks for your comment btw.

  84. Re:Good for apple by McGiraf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, hear you. Everytime I go to the States my skin gets all sticky from second hand fat.

    We should have law against fat people, They should pay more taxes , because the occupy more volume, add more wear to the roads when driving, put more shit througth the sewers, have bigger impact on the environement, etc...

  85. Nokia, not Apple. You know these scandinavians... by Colin+Smith · · Score: 3, Funny
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  86. Re:Good for apple by russotto · · Score: 1

    I sincerely hope you don't live in my country where we subscribe to a little thing called "Personal Freedom" otherwise known as Liberty.

    What country do you live in and are you currently accepting immigrants?

    (because it sure as hell ain't the United States, where personal freedom and liberty have neither constituency nor champion)

  87. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no, because smoking is easier to battle than cars, since in the US, nearly 100% of the population is addicted to cars, even though they are way, way more dangerous (and not only in the get-hit-by sense).

  88. Re:Good for apple by McGiraf · · Score: 1

    That's because of all the non-smokers Apple repair empolyees that died from second hand smoke.

    They count as deaths but not as smokers.

  89. I call BS from now until I die of Lung Cancer by flameproof · · Score: 1

    The only reason anyone anywhere is getting away with anti-smoking legislation is because cars can't be intimidated.

    Oh, and the majority of those calling for an all-out ban are pro-NORML hypocrite asshats.

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    1. Re:I call BS from now until I die of Lung Cancer by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      No it's not.

      The reason is the smokers are seriously inconsiderate: they smoke in restaurants, they smoke around the entrances/exits of buildings. They smoke wherever they want without any consideration for others.

      A ban was the only way to force them to "be considerate" and they're still carrying on with their own selfish ways: smoking right outside the doors of no-smoking buildings, smoking in areas clearly marked no smoking.

      If the only way to make smokers show some consideration is to ban them then so be it, but smokers have only brought it on themselves after decades of selfish behaviour.

      Smokers have only themselves to blame for the smoking bans.

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    2. Re:I call BS from now until I die of Lung Cancer by flameproof · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sure, Bub. You're one of those hyper-dramatics who start coughing a block away when you see us exiled to our little smoking quadrant marked off in white paint 80 feet from from the nearest exit at the back of the building by the loading dock, aintcha? Sink Me! I'm not a car and yet intimidation doesn't work on me for some odd reason, either! Perhaps it's because I can see through the non-smoker/pro-pot BULLSHIT.

      'At's ok. You'll be singing the same tune as me 5 years after you get it legalized. You'll get yours - all's I gotta' do is not cough up a lung before I see it happen with my own two, gleeful little bloodshot eyes.

      '80's vintage 10-speed, btw. Bet you drive a disgusting, carbon monoxide, lead-emitting car, don'tcha? Cuz you have to -right, Hypocrite?

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  90. Re:Have you ever looked inside a smoker's computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IANAL but warranties shouldn't be void if you prefer it at the back door or front door.

  91. *sigh* what a bunch of smug elitests... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, can I tell my boss that I cannot go to work because of the health risks of being around other employees who choose to smoke and destroy their bodies?

    I am not a smoker. I have never and will never smoke a single cigarette. This whole thing just sounds like weasels trying to worm their way out of honoring a warranty. I bet Apple would still fix it if you paid them, thereby putting the technicians "at risk" from the smoker who owns the computer.

    In other words, they'll subject the technicians to it, but only for a price? :)

  92. Exactly by earnest+murderer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Its a reason to exercise the 'replace' option in the 'repair or replace at our discretion' portion of your warranty agreement.

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    1. Re:Exactly by KitFox · · Score: 1

      Its a reason to exercise the 'replace' option in the 'repair or replace at our discretion' portion of your warranty agreement.

      If there is enough smoke residue for them to detect, there is no way to say that the damage was not caused by said smoke residue. Warranty covers damage by defects in materials and workmanship. Per Apple's warranty documents:

      "This warranty does not apply: ... (d) to damage caused by accident, abuse, misuse, flood, fire, earthquake or other external causes; (e) to damage caused by operating the product outside the permitted or intended uses described by Apple;"

      The Applecare Protection Plan has similar wording:

      "(ii) Damage to the Covered Equipment caused by accident, abuse, neglect, misuse (including faulty installation, repair, or maintenance by anyone other than Apple or an Apple Authorized Service Provider), unauthorized modification, extreme environment (including extreme temperature or humidity), extreme physical or electrical stress or interference, fluctuation or surges of electrical power, lightning, static electricity, fire, acts of God or other external causes;"

      One of the consumers who was declined service went in because his MacBook was overheating. Smoke residue on the heatsinks, fans, and other surfaces would definitely cause such a thing, just like any other particulate or surface-coating substance (Anybody know the thermal conductivity of cigarette smoke residue?). As such, by the wording above, Apple has the right to refuse service based on the overheating damage being caused by a buildup of cigarette smoke residue on heat transfer surfaces. Legally, the smoke residue could also potentially be considered to be the result of "fire" or "extreme environment"in the APP wording.

      "But dust and pet hair will cause the same! Why don't they void my warranty?"

      By Apple's wording, they can, and thus, if Apple chooses to determine that they will provide repairs despite what may be abnormal buildup of dust or pet hair inside the system, they do this as a courtesy and not as setting a legal precedent. At the same time, if you end up trying to send in a computer that is as bad as some of these, I highly expect that, though it is just dust and maybe hair in some cases, they will tell you to bugger off.

      So Apple gets in a computer that is technically not covered. Being a business, they make a decision at some level as to whether it will be more cost/profit efficient to correct it anyway as a courtesy ("It's just a little dust that can be blown out in 15 seconds and might make somebody sneeze at worst in most cases, then it's fine. It costs us a few bucks and we have a happy customer who buys another $2000 in the next year or so.") or whether to pull in the legalese and decline to correct it because of real or potential costs ("It's making the tech sick, the residue would need to be hand-cleaned on all parts or the parts completely replaced, and with this much gunk in there, we'd have to trash and replace the whole thing at our expense. Then the person keeps smoking, it is likely to get gunked up again, we replace it again, and the income from this customer does not warrant the cost to us.").

      Want to sue Apple over it? You need to provide more proof that the error occurred because they didn't build the computer properly than they provide possibility that the smoke caused it, and being an "external cause", is not covered by warranty. It's civil, so it's just "who is more right?". Since they probably have treated other smokers' computers, one really can't say they are discriminating based on smoking, and they are not required to treat everybody equally. The presence of a void item overrides real warranty-covered issues. If you get a DirecTV receiver and the hard

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    2. Re:Exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forget, the company in question is Apple.

      How is absorbing the cost of replacing a computer, when you can tell your customer to fuck off without repercussions, increasing company profits and shareholder value?

  93. Third Hand Smoke by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 2, Informative

    They are probably concerned about this: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/03/health/research/03smoke.html Even so, this does not relieve them of their warranty obligations. If they cannot safely handle the item, then they probably have to simply replace it.

  94. Re:Have you ever looked inside a smoker's computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The visible parts are dust and dander, but they only accrete quite that heavily in a sticky environment.

    Sticky, like cigarette smoke residue sticky.

    Smoke by itself just produces a thin yellow slightly conductive layer which is a pain to get off. Dust by itself just produces a messy layer which just needs a tiny bit of compressed air to clean it off. The two together produce horrible sticky masses like those shown in the pictures - compressed air will do *nothing* to that!

  95. Ham Radios Too by speedlaw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Whenever you see used amateur radios for sale, "non smoker" is a selling point. I was once given a CB from a guy who was a 3 pack a dayer. His car was a bomb, and the radio took an hour to attempt to clean. It still smells slightly, over a year later in a no smoke environment. This sort of radio makes little heat and uses little power. I can only imagine the smells from a big radio (100 watts out) or a 1500 watt linear amplifier.

  96. Re:Nokia, not Apple. You know these scandinavians. by flyneye · · Score: 1

    ROFLWMP (rolling on floor laughing,wetting my pants)

             

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  97. Re:Good for apple by johngaunt · · Score: 1

    Public bans in "Restaurants, Bars, Etc," hmm, who owns the restaurant or bar where you go? Does the government own it? Does the "public" own it? I suspect a person or corporate entity owns it. That would make it a private property, not a public one. Where do you get off telling me or anyone else who my clientele will be? If I want to cater to smokers that should my business choice. Let's have a debate about public smoking since it is an issue, but first, lets remember what "public" is.
    Grimjack

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  98. The wording of the warranty matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they don't want to fix them, fine. I wouldn't either. I'd put it in the fucking warranty though. That's the point you shit head Apple fanboys that are cheering them for not fixing smokers computers. And to all you shit head anti-Apple fanboys, Apple shouldn't be responsible for idiots destroying their computer with stupid crap like blowing smoke into it. It should be in the warranty, though. ffs

  99. Re:Have you ever looked inside a smoker's computer by roguetrick · · Score: 1

    No kidding, I've been chain smoking next to my computer for years and I don't get shit like that.

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  100. Consider quit smoking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back when I did computer support, we allowed smoking in offices that were completely closed off (no cubicals). One executive secretary (who smoked) had a computer problem (coincidentally a mac) - wouldn't boot. Computer couldn't find hard drive. Opened up the covers and the computer was pretty much puke yellow inside. The fan sucked all that smoke right through the case.

    This was a mac IIci (ancient history I know) and the hard drive had an exposed flywheel. Hard drive was very very hot. Gave the fly wheel a shove and it spun up and the computer booted. All that smoke residue had gummed up the hard driver. Cleaned it all up with isopropal alcohol and it was good to go again. Gave her a new hard drive just in case.

    Bottom line, yes, you can tell if a heavy smoker owned the computer and yes it does affect the life of the computer.

    Congrats, once again your addiction costs you money. Consider quitting.

  101. They should refer those people to e-cigarettes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to smoke a pack of Parliaments a day... but I've moved on to "vaping"...

    Best place to start with electronic cigarettes is to read this thread at something awful...

    http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3171692&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

    There are a lot of people who do reviews for these products on youtube... I subscribe to a few of their channels... here is my favorite one...

    http://www.youtube.com/user/GrimmGreen

  102. Re:Good for apple by drakaan · · Score: 1

    You know that old saw about "lies, damn lies, and statistics"?

    Define "smoking-related". My guess is that *your* definition would be that of someone who dies due to an illness caused by smoking. I'm cool with that definition. It's not the one that was used to come up with that number for smoking-related deaths, though.

    The only thing more contrived than *that* number is the one that attributes death and illness to second-hand smoke. It's honestly ridiculous...I can barely watch one of those "truth" ads without sneering anymore.

    Obesity is a *major* factor in high blood pressure, cardiac problems, diabetes, and mobility problems (which, themselves cause cascade effects due to an inability to excercise). All of those things are indicators of poor health and possible sudden or early death.

    Prior to the military's ban on smoking, roughly 20-25% of soldiers (mirroring the general population) were smokers. In *that* population of people (who routinely exercised and maintained good cardio-vascular health and diet), smoking was not the leading cause of death.

    The simple fact is (disclaimer: I'm an ex-smoker) that smoking is seen as not only bad, but pointless and invasive. That makes it an easy target...not for banning, but for revenue generation.

    And that's leaving aside the fact that the taxes on cigarrettes are almost entirely used for things *other* than smoking cessation and healthcare for smoking-related illness. The whole selling point of cigarrete taxes began as "money to pay those huge health bills for smokers when they finally get cancer or emphysema".

    10 years ago, cigarettes in the US cost about 2 bucks a pack. Today (unless you live in New York, god forbid), they cost about 5 bucks a pack. 20 years ago, they cost around a dollar. Almost none of that cost increase has come from manufacturing costs.

    Let's assume a smoking-age population of 150 million people. 20 percent of that is 30 million smokers. Assuming that (on average) they smoke a pack a day, that's just shy of 11 billion packs of cigarettes per year. Assuming it costs 1.50 to produce a pack of smokes, that's 3.50 a pack in taxes, or 38.5 billion dollars a year...770 million dollars per state, if you divide it evenly.

    If we're going to talk about smoking and why it's bad, let's be honest and say that it's bad because it makes more money that way.

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  103. Nice balanced reporting there... by itsdapead · · Score: 1

    "Consumerist reports that Apple is refusing to work on computers that have been used in smoking households. '

    I like the way that they've gone out of their way to ask other Leading Computer Brands what their policy would be if one of their employees refuses to work on a machine because of smoke contamination.

    Oh, wait - they haven't.

    Mind you, if I spent my days repairing other peoples computers, smokers or not, I would certainly investigate these things called "face masks" and "gloves". I mean, look at these puppies...

    I wouldn't like to repair mine if I wasn't me :-)

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  104. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do tell, how exactly are they dangerous in a NOT getting-hit-by sens?

  105. Other void by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh oh! I farted next to my computer last night. I called Apple and they said that voided the warranty as well.

  106. Re:Good for apple by linguizic · · Score: 1, Informative

    You know what, fuck you... I have a severe case of asthma and have had MANY attacks out in public because I got too close to someone smoking. Smoking isn't just about the smoker's choice. It has an affect on the people around the smoke too.

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  107. You've got to be kidding me by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    When I first saw the headline I figured it was acceptable.

    I figured that it was due to the fact that ash and tar build up are very good at causing all sorts of issues to a PC. That is undeniable if you've worked on any heavy smoker's PC if they smoke around it.

    But no ...

    They aren't servicing it because of a bullshit execuse like lung cancer for the repair tech? You've have got to fucking be kidding me. If they were actually concerned about what might be inhaled they'd already be using safe breathing procedures, A blown capacitor produces far more carcinigens than any residue left over from smoking.

    The car they drove to work put out more pollution and dangerous chemicals before they left the driveway than inhaling second hand smoke from the mouth of a smoker.

    I'm fine with safe working conditions, but this sort of shit is just ridiculous. I'm not a smoker, but I'm so sick and tired of this retarded sort of shit. I'm sick of those retarded jackasses that will start coughing and bitching about smoke when they are 30 feet upwind of a smoker. They can't even smell the shit.

    I'm tired of the bullshit implication that second hand smoke is worse than first hand. I'm tired of the retarded 'education' done by uppity bitches pushing their agenda to stop smoking.

    I'm about to start smoking just to blow smoke in the faces of these people.

    Apple can refuse to repair machines for legitimate reasons, smoking included. 'The repairman is inhaling it' isn't a legitimate reason. If the units have ash and tar in them, they'll also have hair, skin cells, bacteria and fungus spores, from humans and pets, every chemical in the environment the unit has been in and all sorts of other shit. The tar and ash from smokers is the least of your concern, or at least it should be.

    Refusing repair because the ash has stopped air from moving through a heatsink, fine. Tar build up has caused a fan to stop working or resulted in a short, fine. As long as you refuse repairs for all of these reasons unrelated to smoking so people stop buying your products when they realize you don't make them properly to handle everyday use.

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  108. But why should we believe you? by westlake · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The outgassing from those computers is worse for your health than cigarette smoke residue, I assure you.
    Ecplain to me why an unsupported argument gets a mod-up to +5, Insightful.

    1. Re:But why should we believe you? by iron-kurton · · Score: 3, Funny

      Because getting nicotine poisoning from touching walls of a smoker's former house got insightful mods too. (welcome to slashdot)

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    2. Re:But why should we believe you? by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      I'm sure he doesn't totally understand what nicotine poisoning may involve but having been in old smoker's homes, I can assure you that even as some who smoked at the time, there are people whose homes will turn your stomach just from standing in them.

      I support people's right to smoke but let's not pretend it's not a nasty toxic habit and if you opt to smoke in a closed home then yes you home will stink like hell and probably make people sick.

    3. Re:But why should we believe you? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      My wife (ex smoker, so more sensitive to it) can tell if I've been in the same room as a smoker whether they were smoking or not.. the smell gets absorbed in my coat.

    4. Re:But why should we believe you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here ;)

    5. Re:But why should we believe you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because smoking isn't cool anymore. So any argument against smoking must be right, right? I doesn't have to stand up to any logical reasong, if it's anti-smoking, it must be true.

    6. Re:But why should we believe you? by iron-kurton · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but I bet your coat never gave you or her nicotine poisoning. I'm all for smokers' AND anti-smokers' right, but there's no chance in hell you're getting nicotine poisoning or cancer from a smell on your coat (or a wall, or a computer). Let's all be realistic, reasonable, and check our facts before we react (oh yeah, I forgot, this is slashdot)

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    7. Re:But why should we believe you? by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      And nicotine plasters are a placebo, duh.

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  109. Dreadful working on a smoker's machine by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    The Apple techs have my sympathy. The smoke also chews up the electronics and oxidizes the connectors.

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    1. Re:Dreadful working on a smoker's machine by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      The Apple techs have my sympathy. The smoke also chews up the electronics and oxidizes the connectors.

      More toxins were likely emitted when the Mac was made.

      Falcon

  110. Um, common sense people? by davidwr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Either:

    *normal levels of cigarette smoke do not void the warranty

    OR

    *Apple engaged in fraud by not making this clear before the time of sale. This is especially true for extended warranty products.

    Pick one.

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  111. Re:Good for apple by alanshot · · Score: 1

    ... a little thing called "Personal Freedom" otherwise known as Liberty.

    Personal freedom/liberty does have its limits.

    So you are saying you are free to do ANYTHING, regardless of its impact on others? I dont think that is how it works.

    I do recall one old saying that should come into play here... "The right to swing your fist ends at the tip of my nose." AKA go ahead and smoke those 6 packs a day, just don't do it around sensitive electronics cuz it'll gum up the works prematurely.

    So if I liked surfing the web on my Dell notebook while I soak in the bathtub, and my wet hands drip water into the unit damaging it, Dell should be required to fix it under their standard warranty, right? A little dihydrogen monoxide shouldnt hurt, should it? After all, its my RIGHT to use the device however I see fit.

    although I agree with apple, the reasoning they use is BS.

    (I used to be a bench tech and have seen tons of things I would consider abusive inside PCs. I even voided several warranties because of it.)

  112. MOD parent down, uninformed by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 4, Informative

    It may be more of a danger to children, but to dismiss an environment that is coated with poison dust as harmless without further study is absurd.

    http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=what-is-third-hand-smoke

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    1. Re:MOD parent down, uninformed by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      It may be more of a danger to children, but to dismiss an environment that is coated with poison dust as harmless without further study is absurd.

      Yet Apple doesn't bar dust.

      Falcon

    2. Re:MOD parent down, uninformed by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1

      Poison dust.

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    3. Re:MOD parent down, uninformed by Silentknyght · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It may be more of a danger to children, but to dismiss an environment that is coated with poison dust as harmless without further study is absurd.

      http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=what-is-third-hand-smoke

      First, let's change the rhetoric to "chemicals" instead of the FUD "poison." Virtually the same chemicals exist in wood smoke that exist in cigarette smoke--unsurprising since they're both combustion byproducts of plant matter. If you want some pretty reliable numbers on amounts resulting from combustion, I refer you to the EPA's AP-42 for wood combustion (scroll down to Ch. 1.6). Pretty much every scary-sounding chemical in cigarette smoke is also in your friendly campfire. Dioxins, arsenic, mercury, lead, etc. The difference is people actively breathe in the smoke from a cigarette, which leads me to...

      Second, how a chemical enters your body and in what quantities is equally important. Just as you haven't died from your first exposure to a campfire, so too will you not die from incidental exposure to cigarette residue. Inhalation and injection are efficient ways to get chemicals into your body, but absorption through undamaged skin is pretty damn inefficient for most.

      All this to say that "third hand smoke" is a FUD buzzword. It's nothing more than the microscopic particulate traces (i.e. ash) containing the same compounds you'd find from standing near a campfire. Back to the topic at hand--that incidental exposure to a surface stained by cigarette smoke is unlikely to cause anything other than personal discomfort as long as you wash your hand afterwards.

    4. Re:MOD parent down, uninformed by Totenglocke · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Third hand smoke? Jeez, you don't even know. The REAL danger is forty-second hand smoke!

      On an more serious note, lets look at the real world people. It is impossible for smoking to be as dangerous as the media claims it is. It used to be very common for people to smoke and a few decades ago it was considered rude to not let someone smoke in your home. Hell, everyone on slashdot except maybe those currently in college grew up with restaraunts that allowed smoking, so we breathed it in. If smoking is as dangerous as they claim it is, people 50+ would be dying from lung problems and other smoking related problems in droves - but they're not.

      I'm not saying smoking it healthy for you, because it's not. I hate being around smokers. However, the reality is that they highly exaggerate how dangerous it is.

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    5. Re:MOD parent down, uninformed by Zaphod+The+42nd · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Amen. I'm so tired of people screaming "think of the children!" and ignoring the data right infront of them. If second-hand smoke was killing children by the masses, then my god, that would be terrible. But its just not, so lets all calm down. This really has nothing to do with the article though. Should be a simple question of whether or not the apple warranty mentioned smoking. Everything after that is incidental.

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    6. Re:MOD parent down, uninformed by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      deathroot poison?

    7. Re:MOD parent down, uninformed by Stan+Vassilev · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If smoking is as dangerous as they claim it is, people 50+ would be dying from lung problems and other smoking related problems in droves - but they're not.

      In 100 smokers, 17 will die from lung cancer. In 100 non-smokers, 1 will die from lung cancer, often a second-hand smoke victim. About 87% of lung cancer in USA are caused directly by smoking.

      Out of population 300 million in USA, about 11 million will die from lung cancer caused directly by smoking. That's with historically low percentage of smokers in USA, which is now about 22% on average. That's for lung cancer only, where smoking also is a major contributor to other illnesses among which heart attacks and strokes, the numbers of which probably make lung cancer deaths pale in comparison.

      Do the media exaggerate? Compared to what? Swine flu has caused about 4000 deaths in USA and still we see panic-inducing coverage every day. That is exaggerating. Millions of people quietly dying from smoking caused problems is a hard number. The reason you believe people don't die "in droves" from smoking seems to be more a case of wilful ignorance on the subject.

    8. Re:MOD parent down, uninformed by Tom · · Score: 1

      If smoking is as dangerous as they claim it is, people 50+ would be dying from lung problems and other smoking related problems in droves - but they're not.

      They are.

      http://www.cancer.org/docroot/PED/content/PED_10_2X_Cigarette_Smoking_and_Cancer.asp

      (quote from there: "Nearly 1 of every 5 deaths is related to smoking. Cigarettes kill more Americans than alcohol, car accidents, suicide, AIDS, homicide, and illegal drugs combined.")

      A Google search will quickly show you that you couldn't possibly be more wrong.

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    9. Re:MOD parent down, uninformed by metaconcept · · Score: 1

      In 100 smokers, 17 will die from lung cancer. In 100 non-smokers, 1 will die from lung cancer, often a second-hand smoke victim.

      Do you have a reference for that?

    10. Re:MOD parent down, uninformed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sigh!. Yeah, I can see it coming. Fifth-hand-smoking happening when you ride in he back seat of a car that was standing in line in a drive-trough behind a rented van thas is being driven by a guy that sat in a plane next to the seat on which the ex husband of an smoking lady sat the previous flight. That's gonna be dangerous!

  113. Is Biohazard cleanup cheap and easy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can anyone name a computer service that can properly clean a machine that qualifies as a biohazard?

        I've both refused to repair systems with vapor deposition of true nastiness, as well as seen the allergic reaction of a poor fool who worked on a similar machine. If a machine's components have a sticky yellow coating on them from so much smoke going through the system, you need gloves to handle those components, and you need to remove the sticky film so they will work properly. Apple stores are not equipped to do that. As with most OSHA stuff, you need to know the rules to protect yourself, no one is tasked with telling you, "You will have a skin reaction and cough for the next few days."

  114. Ever worked on a computer from a smoking home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't say that I blame them. I've worked on a few computers from smoking environments. The insides are typically caked and coated with nicotine residue. It definitely rubs off on your hands when working with the insides. Not to mention the smell is disgusting. Can't say I blame them at all.

  115. Magnetic screwdrivers are legal too by davidwr · · Score: 1

    But storing your Mac near one* doesn't void the warranty.

    *I'm talking normal consumer-grade magnetic screwdrivers, not industrial magnets.

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    1. Re:Magnetic screwdrivers are legal too by __aasqbs9791 · · Score: 1

      You shot down your own argument. Industrial magnets are legal, but storing your mac near one could be considered abuse.

      Personally, as a pretty militant anti-smoker whose seen his health improve greatly since not being around any smokers anymore (both parents smoked and my first roommate after high school was a smoker), I still think this exact situation should be spelled out in the warranty since a significant percentage of users could be affected by a currently completely legal activity that isn't immediately obvious. If spelled out as such ion the warranty, I'd have no problem with them enforcing it. Until then, I feel they probably owe these users a replacement computer.

  116. An Apple decision I can live with by erroneus · · Score: 1

    Mostly anti-apple here. But I have ALWAYS hated what cigarette smoke does to computers. When such damage happens to stuff due to a fire in the home, they call it "smoke damage." I recognize some differences such as the temperature of the room when such damage occurs, but if I were Apple, I would first require that the source of the offensive smell be removed from the computer prior to completion of any warranty covered work. This would say "fine, you can smoke around your computer, but don't expect us to work on it until you have removed the offensive substance from the computer." But then again, try removing the substance without voiding the warranty...

    The bottom line I think is that users are subjecting the computers to damage that is not covered under warranty. And it is a biohazard to expect people to work on these things in that state. Working on computers with smoke damage has, at times, caused severe dizziness and disorientation and prevented me from being able to concentrate on the work that was to be done. Such condition call for some sort of "push back" from the supplier of service and support. I hold that it is unreasonable to expect people to work under those conditions.

  117. Willfull ignorance does not eliminate the facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple, just ask any big tobacco apologist for your answer. Personally, the notion tobacco is even legal is frightening to say the least. First, second, and third hand tobacco smoke not only causes health problems it also is a major contributor to the greenhouse gasses that cause global warming. The smoke from the burning tobacco and paper coupled with the transportation and cultivation and harvesting of the tobacco creates more greenhouse gasses than the tobacco absorbs while it is growing. Willfull ignorance does not eliminate the facts; however the stupid believing that it does proves one thing "The stupid have no teacher except their own experience"

    1. Re:Willfull ignorance does not eliminate the facts by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Personally, the notion tobacco is even legal is frightening to say the least

      Yeah, because all of our other attempts at outlawing harmful substances were successful and had no ill affects at all on society.

      The smoke from the burning tobacco and paper coupled with the transportation and cultivation and harvesting of the tobacco creates more greenhouse gasses than the tobacco absorbs while it is growing.

      You could say that about all of the food we eat as well. Agriculture hasn't been carbon neutral since the advent of industrialized agriculture. You could fix that but first you'll need to convince a few billion people to volunteer to starve to death. Good luck with that.

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    2. Re:Willfull ignorance does not eliminate the facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can someone please tell me what the fuck "third hand" tobacco smoke is?

      Sorry, I just gotta know.

    3. Re:Willfull ignorance does not eliminate the facts by edwardsdl · · Score: 1

      Consuming the lungs of a creature who has been exposed to second hand smoke.

    4. Re:Willfull ignorance does not eliminate the facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The shit that is in the power supply and CPU fans

      http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/thirdhand-smoke/MY00591

  118. Fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Unless the warranty or EULA specifically mentions smoking, it's fraud plain and simple. The OSHA claims are just as fraudulent and easy to debunk. Just call up your local OSHA office and ask them about it.

  119. Then it's fraud by davidwr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    About 15-20% of adults smoke. The number for Apple users may be somewhat lower due to the younger and more "chic" demographic.

    In any case, at the time Apple was designing its warranty coverage, it knew smoking by its customer or others in the household or business was not so rare or so offbeat that it would be reasonable to exclude it, nor is it obvious to consumers that smoking is bad for the equipment.

    At the time of the sale, Apple had 3 choices:
    *specifically and prominently state that the warranty is void if the computer is exposed to tobacco smoke
    *plan on honoring the warranty
    *set the stage for a fraud lawsuit

    Since they didn't due the first one, they get to pick from the next two.

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  120. Smoker's extra fees. by TavisJohn · · Score: 1

    One computer shop I worked in had a "Smokers fee" if the computer was owned by a smoker, and the computer smelled like smoke, or was filed with ash, we would add an extra $40.00 Smoker fee to the computer. We would have to wear gloves because of the nasty coating of smoker gunk on EVERYTHING. We had some smokers try to void the fee by cleaning the outside of their computer, but the moment we opened it and smelled the evidence of smoke, we would call the customer and inform them that we would have to add a smoker fee if we were to continue working on the computer.
    The smokers gunk that coats everything can cause cooling fans to fail, prevent heatsinks from giving off heat, and prevent PCI and other slots from accepting cards!
    And that shop would void a warranty if we could prove that the SMOKE is what caused the computer to fail. That is the same as flood or water damage.
    However we did have an entry in our warranty about smokers. The smokers fee was clearly listed on the wall with the other service charges.

    We also had a the option to refuse to service any computer if it was a biohazzard. And we had more than one computer come in with a dead animal rotting inside. We would open the case, see dead rotting flesh, close case and wrap it in garbage bags. Then we would call the customer and inform then we could not service their machine because of a dead animal inside. We also put a sticker on the inside body panel we removed as a warning that we have refused to service this machine before because of a biohazzard, and we would flag their name in the computer, so that we would check all incoming machines from that person for biohazzards or the sticker.

  121. Probably just poor choice of words by daoine_sidhe · · Score: 1

    Seriously. I've denied warranty service on systems like this before. Indoor smoker's systems build a horrible layer of greasy filth that can't be properly cleaned and kills fans like you wouldn't believe. It's not the hardware's or the manufacturers fault that fans fail, systems overheat, and components fail as a result of this noxious filth. The fault is in not explaining the situation properly. In cases like these I've always taken photos, physically shown the customer why I'm denying warranty service, and explained carefully. I see similar things in machines used in woodshops, machineshops, etc. And for those who say 'it can't be any worse than cat hair' - it is. If you've seen both, you know. Yes, cat hair can clog fans. It can also be easily taken care of with a cheap can of compressed air. Cigarette filth, on the other hand, never really cleans up properly.

  122. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, my 2 cents: Apple isn't dumb for refusing to repair a machine loaded with tar; Apple is being dumb for calling it a bio hazard due to carcinogens. Apple would be better off telling the customer that there is too much residue from smoke inside the case to effectively repair the system. Perhaps they should add a warning that even if the one thing is fixed, it could easily malfunction again, or something else could so easily go wrong, because of the tar and all inside the case.

  123. Apple Voiding Smokers' Warranties? by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Okay, Apple has gone too far refusing to service their equipment because a user is a smoker. I hope Apple refuses to service someone with willingness and resources to sue. I imagine that would be a black eye on Apple, and because there isn't anything in the warranty about the warranty being voided because of smoke I'd bet they'd lose.

    Falcon

    1. Re:Apple Voiding Smokers' Warranties? by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      I think the argument about an OSHA violation might be a little silly, but. . . I wonder if they could reasonably argue that the residues from Cigarette smoke are user-caused damage, like spilling a drink or soup or household cleaning solvents into the computer?

      I mean a warranty cannot explicitely state every type of possible user-caused damage to the device, but I think most people would agree that it is reasonable for a company to void the warranty if you did something stupid that damaged the machine. Seems like smoking near a computer, and clogging it up with tar, should fall into that category, shouldn't it?

    2. Re:Apple Voiding Smokers' Warranties? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, Apple has gone too far refusing to service their equipment because a user is a smoker. I hope Apple refuses to service someone with willingness and resources to sue. I imagine that would be a black eye on Apple, and because there isn't anything in the warranty about the warranty being voided because of smoke I'd bet they'd lose.

      Falcon

      I hope that does happen. Apple is starting to go too far with their controlling and snubness, As much as I like Apple, My next machine will NOT be an Apple.

    3. Re:Apple Voiding Smokers' Warranties? by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      I mean a warranty cannot explicitely state every type of possible user-caused damage to the device, but I think most people would agree that it is reasonable for a company to void the warranty if you did something stupid that damaged the machine. Seems like smoking near a computer, and clogging it up with tar, should fall into that category, shouldn't it?

      No, I don't. What's next then, voiding a warranty because of too much dust? After only a few months I've opened PC cases to find the inside covered with dust. Once I went down to a computer store to see if I could get some sort of filter, explaining to an employee what the inside looked like. He said they didn't have anything but suggested I tape a coffee filter to the air intake vent. I haven't done that yet but I bought some cans of compressed air I use to blow out the dust once in a while.

      Really, how many people think of dust particles whether they be from smoke or not causing harm to electronic equipment?

      Falcon

  124. Re:Good for apple by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

    Public bans in "Restaurants, Bars, Etc," hmm, who owns the restaurant or bar where you go? Does the government own it? Does the "public" own it? I suspect a person or corporate entity owns it. That would make it a private property, not a public one. Where do you get off telling me or anyone else who my clientele will be? If I want to cater to smokers that should my business choice. Let's have a debate about public smoking since it is an issue, but first, lets remember what "public" is.
    Grimjack

    If you actually read my post you will note I specifically stated I was for private bans, not public bans as you suggest.

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  125. Can I sue my coworker? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Secondhand computer outgassing is probably bad for me too!

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  126. Connection? by boudie2 · · Score: 0

    Has anyone yet mad a connection to this episode and the fact that jobs are fleeing civilized countries were you could refuse to do your job because there is icky cigarette smoke residue on a Mac Mini and going to uncivilized countries where you'd be fired on the spot for suggesting it? I'd bet there's a guy in Asia right now, smoking a cigarette and having a good laugh reading about this.

  127. Following your logic by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1

    I assume that you also apply this logic to household with pets. If cigarette smoke residue (more accurately, nicotine which sticks to copper) is enough to put your Mac out of warranty, then pet hair clogging the fans should, too. While we're at it, just having a dusty house applies by the same logic.

    BTW, I've had several computers that I smoked right next to and I never had any problems with overheating... because I clean my computers and I know the difference between a hard drive and an ashtray. A little maintenance and common sense goes a long way.

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  128. Money quote by Azureflare · · Score: 1

    This computer is less than 2 years old! Only one person in my household smokes - one 21 year old college student.

    Yeah, "only" one person, the person that owns the laptop. And anyone that has been a 21 year old college student knows how much you smoke. (hint: a lot). Just because one person smokes doesn't mean their room isn't filled with smoke and tar residue.

  129. Re:Good for apple by conureman · · Score: 5, Informative

    When I worked TV repair, we'd jack up the estimate on smoker's TVs to compensate for the nastiness factor. The electrical charge attracts the particles from the ambient air and the build-up in some environments can be dramatic -and fast. Failure was very often scum related, either by blocking cooling air, or providing an arc path for the High Voltage.

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  130. Think of this another way by onyxruby · · Score: 1

    Many years ago I used to be the regional IT guy for a paper company and one of my sites was a cardboard factory. Inside the factory we had paper dust everywhere in very large quantities (it was enough of an issue to require a dedicated permanent vacuum system to suck up most of it). We also had printers (the computer were in special industrial cases with filters) on the factory floor that were exposed to large quantities of paper dust.

    A brand new laser printer would be coated on the inside with dust within a week at most. We routinely bought rebuild and maintenance kits and rebuilt the printers every three months due to the heavy usage and the effects of all the paper dust. A brand new $1500 HP laser printer had to be rebuilt with a full maintenance performed after three months, something normally not done for years.

    Why? All that paper dust coated everything because of the environment that the printer was put into. As a company the idea of trying to get a warranty claim with HP was considered absurd. We put the printer in an environment where it was essentially abused. The innards would be coated and if not for our maintenance schedule they would overheat and slowly bake themselves.

    A situation that is really do different than the apple one. Why should Apple have to pay because someone put their computer in an abusive environment where it was physically damaged? If the customer puts a computer in an environment that physically damaged the product, denial of warranty coverage is really straight forward. That environment just happens to belong to a heavy smoker.

  131. Had this happen a long time ago by SuperQ · · Score: 1

    Back when I was in high school I worked as a tech at a used computer store. A mac LCII came in for trade in and it was fairly yellow from smoke. I opened it up and it was completely caked on the inside. I'm not sure how the cooling fan survived that much gummy smoke dust. I closed the lid and refused to accept it for trade in. The sales drones weren't happy, but the store manager agreed that we wouldn't take it.

    Nasty stuff. I wouldn't want to work on computers who have been around smokers. Some people don't realize how disgusting the greasy brown goo is that covers everything around them where they smoke.

    1. Re:Had this happen a long time ago by kenwd0elq · · Score: 1
      Many years ago when Mac laptops were relatively new, I was a computer trainer. A tobacco distributor hired our company to teach Word and Excel to their sales staff, where everybody had relatively new Mac laptops; I think they were PowerBooks.

      The students - all of whom were apparently contractually required to be chain-smokers - were complaining that their laptops were pieces of crap, because they wouldn't last for more than 4 or 5 months before they failed. They apparently hadn't made the connection between THICK cigarette smoke and failing computers.

      Those sales reps were filthy in other ways, as well. That model laptop had trackballs, and one student complained that her trackball was broken - it would track left and right, but not up or down. Now, that's a classic symptom of a dirty mouse or trackball, so I turned the little ring, popped it off, and dumped the ball into my hand. The well there was supposed to be gray and smooth - hers was orange and gritty. I asked her "What have you been eating?" She held up her orange fingers, and said "Cheetoes." It took me 10 minutes to scrape the greasy Cheeto dust out of the trackball well, after which it worked perfectly. I'm confident that it continued to work well for at least another few days.

      I've never been a smoker, although my parents were. After two days of class, my throat was on fire, and I was coughing constantly. I was never so glad to be done with an assignment! Later, when they wanted me to teach another class, I declined. I didn't need the business THAT much!

  132. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a right wing conservative myself, I have no trouble with same sex unions (civil) but I do think the goverment should stop using the term marriage as that is a purely religious union. Same sex marriage (religious)? up to the religion. Same sex union (civil)? sure, what the hell. Everyone has the right to the same union, let gays be just as miserable as the heteros.

  133. Re:Good for apple by mangu · · Score: 1

    I was in the hospital not too long ago, cost $70K to fix a broken foot because a car hit my motorcycle.

    Good to know it costs that much to repair a broken foot. Note to myself: never ride a vehicle where the most fragile parts of my body are on the outside. Better choose transportation systems that provide a protective cocoon, plus safety belts, airbags, etc.

    Seriously, there should be much higher taxes on motorcycles, the cost to the community caused by motorcycle accident victims is disproportional to their contribution.

  134. touching tar residue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wait, doesn't cigarette smoke dissipate? are the worried about touching the tar residues? what a bunch of sissies. these people are repair techs. When things break in this world, like refrigerators and cars and toilets... there are people who get paid to go inside the device, which is full of yucky, and sometimes carcinogenic (in the case of cars), stuff.

  135. Re:Good for apple by dgatwood · · Score: 1

    In a "flying through the window and getting hit by the concrete wall" sense.

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  136. Tag this thread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    classaction. Enjoy the bad PR, Apple.

  137. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to be picky, by Obesity is now the #1 leading cause of death (health problems related to) in the US.

    And 3/4 of the country is now Obese.

    So ... as long as you're skinny and smoke, chances are the fat ones are going to die first.

    can they hurry up already? i'm tired of seeing them waddling around.

  138. Re:Good for apple by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

    I am highly against that last sentence of yours, but people that smoke should smoke outside. I am addicted to smoking, but I hate it when everytime I get into peoples houses where they smoke inside. My clothes smell discusting the next morrning and the walls are all yellow and mice and keyboards are disgusting too.

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  139. I DO blame them by ukemike · · Score: 1

    They did not claim that the warranty was voided, they claimed that servicing would cause them to violate OSHA regs. This is nonsense. Hell OSHA allows employees to work with asbestos, lead, PCBs, acids, bases, petroleum distillates, beryllium, radioactive shit, and pretty much everything else nasty you could think of. What OSHA does is set permissible exposure limits, training requirements, and work practices such that the employees will be safe while working with nasty things.

    Apple may decided to implement training and exposure monitoring, and conduct the repairs in a fume hood or even sub the work out so someone who's not so finicky but they can't just ignore a contract unless the other party backs down. These people should take Apple to small claims court.

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    1. Re:I DO blame them by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      OSHA might allow that but it doesn't allow it for all jobs. If I work a job in an office building at a computer all day OSHA won't allow asbestos or chemical vapors in the work place. If I work at a chemical labs department then the rules will be different because the hazard is a direct aspect of the job, it can't be avoided (though there are rules regarding safety guidelines).

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    2. Re:I DO blame them by KitFox · · Score: 1

      They did not claim that the warranty was voided, they claimed that servicing would cause them to violate OSHA regs. This is nonsense.

      True, this is nonsense if it is true, and we all know that all things alleged on the internet is true. ;) But if sued, as you suggest in your post, Apple can then likely just say "Well, despite what they claim we said, the failure was caused by the smoke residue in the machine, which is an outside source for the failure, and is not covered by the warranty. Despite alleged claims that we said it was for OSHA reasons, we never did say such a thing." Then the prosecution may end up paying for Apple's side of legal defense and unless they can provide legally-admissible evidence that Apple said the wrong thing, and then prove that extra damage was cause by Apple giving the wrong reason (OSHA as opposed to external causes), they're out of luck anyway.

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  140. Re:Have you ever looked inside a smoker's computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow - the propaganda's getting thick around here.

    It's sad really, when anyone carries anything to such extremes as to make themselves look so totally ridiculous.

  141. How the fuck does a computer get filled with ash? by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    First let me say I think Apple not servicing Macs under warranty because of smoke is BS! With that out of the way I've had 2 computers have a buildup of dust on the inside, that's why businesses make and I buy cans of compressed air. Now a build up of dust can be serious, it can cause a short circuit and start a fire.

    Falcon

  142. Smoke residue by eclectic4 · · Score: 1

    I've worked on machines from smokers only to find the insides covered in fuzzy, sticky brown residue. It smells horrible as well. I can see how this sort of thing could cause warranty issues without question.
    If I were Apple, I'd simply take in image of it and show the customer.

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  143. There's always this thing called a "filter" by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    And how many computers come with filters where air intakes are? Once when I asked about dust buildup in my PC, the inside was caked with dust, I was told PCs don't come with filters. The tech suggested I buy a filter and the hardware to hold it then mount it on the air intake. He said that if nothing else to tape a coffee filter over the intake, just make sure air was still able to circulate.

    Falcon

  144. Re:Good for apple by mikael_j · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So I take it that you don't live in a city then? Because in most cities I can't seem to smell the smoke from peoples' cigarettes unless they're almost rubbing up against me due to all the "healthy" pollution from cars, trucks and other combustion engine-powered vehicles.

    /Mikael

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  145. Re:Good for apple by BLKMGK · · Score: 2, Informative

    Say what? So if I created a device that emitted a smell so nasty it made you wretch you'd be okay with me waving it around you while you were trying to enjoy a meal, walk down the street, or sit on a park bench? Because hey after all you "assume the risk" of every moron around you doing something disgusting when you venture outside of your home right? Sounds to me like "the rest of us" is quickly becoming a minority and you don't like being one of them.

    I'm all for personal freedom so long as it doesn't impinge too greatly on others. I don't blast my music, I don't let my dog poop on other people's lawns, and I try to be considerate of others. Cigarette smoke, frankly, makes me ill. If a person in the car ahead of me at a light is smoking I can often smell it and it can make me gag. When smokers come in from outside and share an elevator with me I'm forced to get off at the next floor because the stench is overpowering. I'm not alone in this, other coworkers have expressed similar issues. Sorry smokers but your habit effects others and there are finally enough of us speaking up about it to make some changes, it's not going to stop.

    I used to live with smokers, my parents and grandparents all smoked. The film covered everything and every car ride was misery as I was forced to endure the smoke. I used to work in an environment where smoking was allowed in offices and I repaired the computers. I had to empty the keyboards of ashes, I had to clean the gunk off of the screens - inside and out, and I had to clean the crap from inside the boxes. The offices were often just nasty to be around, it was like a film covered everything. Like it or not smoking DOES cause damage to computers. In my experience the damage usually wasn't so bad it couldn't be fixed. No worse than dog or cat hair except that you can't use canned air to remove it. I recently inherited some clocks from my Grandfather, my Uncle smoked around them for a few years. When I wiped them down the brown gunk was disgusting. I had to clean and oil them inside to get them running again, these were mechanical clocks with little to no airflow inside of them and yet they were filthy. The evidence is pretty overwhelming really - smoking damages everything around it.

    As much as I detest the effects surrounding smoking I'm not sure I support Apple's not fixing these computers. I guess I'd have to see just how bad these computers looked inside and it would have helped if Apple had made this a known policy. I CAN understand why they might want to have such a policy but before they begin instituting it they need to be a little more open about it. IF they had done that then sure, I can understand them rejecting claims like this if upon popping open a computer they found it contaminated with tar and crap...

    Some interesting reading http://www.squidoo.com/cigarette-smoke-computer-damage and http://forum.notebookreview.com/showthread.php?t=176542 If you do some Googling on cigarette smoke damage you will find thread after thread of evidence of smoke damaging computers, guitars, stereo speakers, and on and on. Close enough to evil for you?

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  146. Decontamination by Animats · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Fill ultrasonic cleaner in glove box with deionized water / detergent solution. Fill rinse tank with deionized water. Start ventilation system for glove box. Using tongs, place unit in glove box and close door. Disassemble unit in glove box. Place each board and case component in ultrasonic cleaner for one minute, then in rinse tank, then on drying rack. Allow 10 minutes for preliminary drying. Open glove box, remove drying rack with components, and take to repair technician. Dispose of contaminated water as medium-toxicity liquid waste.

    What's the problem?

    Pre-cleaning is routine in maintenance of equipment used in bio and chemical labs and in medical facilities. It works for computers with flood damage, too. Almost all electronic components other than hard drives are tolerant of cleaning in this fashion. The last step in PC board manufacture is a pass through a dishwasher-like cleaning station.

  147. Hear, hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right on, brother. The day they come to my house to try and take away my cigarettes, a source of income drainage and a damage to my health no matter how much I might be addicted to the stuff and hell no I stopped I deluding myself that I actually like it years ago... is when I will shoot those motherfuckers with a gun with the full intent to wound them (what else am I going to do, shoot a hole in my roof/floor? rofl!), perhaps mortally so. Serves them right.

  148. Re:Good for apple by jheiss · · Score: 1

    Reading between the lines a bit it would seem that Wikipedia disagrees with you on the origin of the word marriage. In the Etymology section of the Marriage article they indicate the origin is Latin. Which means it almost certainly predates Christianity. In the European marriages section and the linked Roman marriage article religion is indicated as playing at most a supporting role in the process.

    Telling gay couples they have to use a different word seems to me a last attempt to snub them. If we change the term for everyone that's fine, although it seems a bit silly given the history. If religions want a term for their ceremony related to marriage then come up with a new one, like Mormon sealing.

  149. Re:Good for apple by Garridan · · Score: 1

    Their complaint was not smoke damage to the machine -- it was health hazard of second-hand smoke. This is ridiculous. Residual smell of smoke on a machine, while nasty, is not a biohazard, and it certainly doesn't carry the risks of "secondhand smoke". Unless there's smoke in the air, there's no secondhand smoke.

  150. this is absolutely true by ILuvRamen · · Score: 1

    The last two power supplies and last one monitor I worked on that failed were from smokers. One had the ashtray about 2 inches from the computer. The coating of residue was ridiculous and the smell as I was working on it was awful and I'm sure very harmful! So I totally see where they're coming from with this one! Although logically they should also refuse to work on ones with people who own cats because the insides of cat owner computers are really scary too. Also, I'm allergic to cats and dogs so it's a health hazard.

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  151. Re:Smokers by Molochi · · Score: 4, Informative

    Having done PC support in offices back when smoking in offices was common I can attest to the putridity of a machine that gets smoked around. I would equate it with working on a grimy car engine. It's even worse with pet owners that smoke. You take the machine outside and "hose down" the system with a spray circuit board cleaner and replace the PSU. It's messy work but you bill the customer for your time. If you think the customer may balk at the expense you talk to them, maybe show them what smoking around computers does. It wasn't that big a deal when most of the system's chips didn't need heatsinks. You could get away with cleaning just the CPU's HSF, and maybe replace the PSU if the customer was on a budget.

    Of course I only worked on steel cased, pentium-era desktop machines. Modern systems and notebooks in particular would be more involved as they really depend on staying clean and cool to avoid heat related instability. I would expect a cleaning could include a surcharge for abusive and unusual treatment of the hardware. I mean, if someone brought me a machine that they had doused in maple syrup, I would probably refuse them service or just name a price that I figured was a little north of what I thought they would be willing to spend.

    As for the health concerns, well I smoke anyways, but I do it outside. I'd still wear gloves, just like I almost always did.

    But Apple has other concerns. I doubt a mall store tech could contain the mess with the resources they have available. They might not actually be allowed to use the cleaner I would use. Or it might attack plastic requiring full dissasembly of a notebook. I don't know, I'm out of the loop on that.

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  152. I'm a pretty rabid anti-smoker... by CountBrass · · Score: 1

    ...mainly because they're selfish and inconsiderate fuckers.

    But this is going a too far: I see a law suit coming. Any health and safety issues are Apple's problem, not the purchaser's. Apple knows some people who buy their kit are smokers and if there's a genuine health and safety issue with servicing those machines then it's up to Apple to provide the safe environment in which to do so.

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  153. Screwdrivers are legal too, by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    but use one on your Apple and bang goes that warranty

    Self servicing hardware is strictly mentioned in Apple's warranty but smoking is not. I'm typing this on my MacBook Pro and I went down to some Apple stores and asked about replacing the hard disk drive with a bigger one, the 160 GB disk it had was almost full, and was told Apple does not do that. I was told that if I wanted a larger disk installed in order to keep the warranty valid I would have to take the MBP to an Apple authorized service center and have them do it. I was specifically told I could not swap drives myself. I was not told I can not smoke.

    Falcon

    1. Re:Screwdrivers are legal too, by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      My Macbook came a with a handy guide in how to upgrade the HDD and RAM. Maybe your model is a different story, or perhaps the guy didn't know what he was talking about.

    2. Re:Screwdrivers are legal too, by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      My Macbook came a with a handy guide in how to upgrade the HDD and RAM. Maybe your model is a different story, or perhaps the guy didn't know what he was talking about.

      Mine came with a 70 page "Everything Mac" booklet with instructions on how to add RAM but that's it. Adding RAM is easy, the slots are below the battery but to swap the drives the case has to be opened.

      Falcon

    3. Re:Screwdrivers are legal too, by Analog+Penguin · · Score: 1

      For some inexplicable reason, the pre-unibody MacBook HDD upgrade is a breeze (I think you take out the battery and one screw?), but the Pro requires removal of the entire top case--a 21-screw nightmare complete with a "wiggle this stick around inside and hope you hit the latch that you can't see" step. I don't recall off the top of my head how things have changed since the unibody models have been released, but if this guy has a Pro that's more than about a year old, he's got correct information.

  154. Re:Good for apple by jheiss · · Score: 1

    Bans on smoking in business are generally pitched as protection for the employees rather than the customers. We have all sorts of laws about protecting employees from callous employers. Banning smoking seems right up there with requiring guards on sharp tools and eye protection for welders and all the other sorts of mandated employee protection. If you can own and operate a business with no other employees than I don't have a problem with you and your customers smoking like chimneys.

  155. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I have seen that - and it is disgusting. When I first started in the corporate world - in California - it had just become against the law to smoke in offices. There were mostly IBM 3270 and 3290 terminals and just a few PCs in the office then, but it was clear immediately upon looking at these machines which came from an office with a smoker and which came from non-smokers. The smokers units were filthy as you describe. I probably wouldn't want to work on them either. I'd imagine though that a repair company is likely to have at least one smoker on staff and could just have that person repair the smoker's computers.

  156. You ask for sanity? by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

    When is some sanity going to break out over this issue?

    Cigarettes are far and away the most addictive and deadly products out there for human ingestion when used as intended that can be obtained without any kind of a license or without a doctor's supervision.

    Just for some background, I grew up in a two-smoker household. Neither of my parents ever gave me the courtesy of even so much as stepping outside to smoke. My earliest memories are of gagging in the car as both of them were spewing poison into the air with the windows rolled up. "It's not THAT bad," they would tell me. I wish they had told my lungs, since I suffered from chronic bronchitis and several lung infections including pneumonia growing up. My mom died in 2001 of cancer. My dad died in 2005 of cancer. Neither has a family history of the disease, except for my mom's first cousin who died in 2006--who was, incidentally, the only other smoker in my family.

    So you want some sanity to break out over this issue?

    I'll be right there in that line with you, brother. Let's outlaw tobacco production and usage outright, because allowing such a deadly addictive product on the market with virtually no controls, that's insanity. At the very least, petition our government to classify tobacco as a controlled substance and let the FDA regulate it just like they do every other addictive dangerous drug.

    Let me reiterate that. Nicotine is a drug, and cigarettes are a delivery device for that drug. If you really want sanity, then 1) If you smoke, stop now. Not stopping makes you pretty damn stupid. 2) Stop letting the tobacco lobby have their way in Congress. Insist that it be regulated just like any other drug, based on an honest assessment of its risks and dangers, not on what makes misguided twits think they're cool.

    1. Re:You ask for sanity? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Let's outlaw tobacco production and usage outright

      What history books have you been reading that led you to conclude that such a law would be enforceable? All you'd accomplish is to drive tobacco production and consumption underground and to give criminals another revenue source.

      Insist that it be regulated just like any other drug, based on an honest assessment of its risks and dangers

      Like Alcohol?

      Speaking of alcohol, assuming that I even agreed with you that tobacco should be outlawed or regulated, why would I assume that to be a job for Uncle Sam? At least when it was tried with alcohol they did it with an amendment to the constitution.

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    2. Re:You ask for sanity? by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

      What history books have you been reading that led you to conclude that such a law would be enforceable? All you'd accomplish is to drive tobacco production and consumption underground and to give criminals another revenue source.

      Don't be so dense. Using this same logic, since we still have murder even though it's against the law, let's just repeal the law against murder. Then all of those hitmen and muggers won't have to hide in seedy back alleys, yay! Plus, we can even tax the revenue on contracts!

      Wait, what's that, you say? We can't because then a lot more people would be killed? It would have a dramatically negative impact on our society? Do I really need to tell you about what cancer does to you, how most people that smoke start when they're too young to make informed decisions, how physical addiction works, how much money we are spending on smoking-related illnesses that are damn close to 100% preventable?

      To be honest, it's entirely possible that making murder legal while making cigarettes illegal would actually have the net affect of saving lives.

      Like Alcohol?

      If you feel like it, sure, go for it. And stop trying to deflect the issue at hand. ("Like crystal meth? Like Diprivan? Like Codeine? Like cocaine?" See, I can pull that card too, and a lot more effectively.)

    3. Re:You ask for sanity? by shiftless · · Score: 1

      sing this same logic, since we still have murder even though it's against the law, let's just repeal the law against murder. Then all of those hitmen and muggers won't have to hide in seedy back alleys, yay!

      Except that your argument is complete bullshit because smoking tobacco and murdering people are nothing alike. If you want a more valid comparison, try comparing tobacco to marijuana. So how well is that "War On Drugs" going, hmm?

    4. Re:You ask for sanity? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Using this same logic, since we still have murder even though it's against the law, let's just repeal the law against murder.

      That's a stupid fucking comparison and you know it. Murder directly harms another human being. Smoking harms no one other than the person who decided to smoke despite being aware of the risks.

      how most people that smoke start when they're too young to make informed decisions

      Cry me a river. You can't buy tobacco until you are 18. At 18 you can make any number of stupid decisions that could prove far more detrimental to your long term health than smoking. It's called adulthood for a reason.

      how much money we are spending on smoking-related illnesses that are damn close to 100% preventable?

      Are you going to wage a war on obesity when you finish with smoking then? Let's tax and/or outlaw big macs. People aren't making informed decisions and need the government to protect them. Think of all the money we are spending on preventable heart disease and diabetes.

      And stop trying to deflect the issue at hand.

      Says the person who made a comparison between legalizing recreational substances and legalizing murder?

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    5. Re:You ask for sanity? by iamacat · · Score: 1

      At the very least, petition our government to classify tobacco as a controlled substance and let the FDA regulate it just like they do every other addictive dangerous drug.

      Wow. You would prefer for both of your parents to be locked up in prison and for yourself to grow up on the street or in an orphanage? To have no food to eat because all the money went on cigs smuggled from Columbia? For a mafia guy to break your leg as you were walking to school because your dad didn't pay up?

      I agree that government should treat tobacco like any other addictive drug. Like offering a maintenance amount to addicts for fixed price to take the profit away from cartels that would otherwise recruit children and other new users. Or setting up places where one can get high without harming others. But this doesn't seem like the right job for FDA/DEA/etc. Maybe government of some European countries.

    6. Re:You ask for sanity? by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

      Murder directly harms another human being.

      How about actually checking how many people die from smoking-related illnesses versus how many people die from murder.

      Smoking harms no one other than the person who decided to smoke despite being aware of the risks.

      This is an idiotic claim. (And yes, in case you missed it, I'm calling you idiotic for making it.) It's the same as claiming that murder harms no one other than the person who decided to murder. Yes, it is that ludicrous. Just because you want to believe it for rationalizing your own stupidity doesn't make it true. ("Hey, look, I killed someone. Oh well, at least I'm the only person who's affected, since I'm the only one who has to suffer the consequences of feeling guilty about it and stuff." That really is how stupid you sound.)

      I'll tell you what I'll concede to. Let's build some gas chambers where people can go to smoke without affecting other people. Then let's make them turn over any kids they might have to foster care or next of kin. Also, have a lawyer on-hand to help them create a will and sign a form consenting to not having any medical care that they don't pay for directly out-of-pocket. Lock them in, and let them kill themselves from stupidity.

      Then come back to me, and maybe I'll be willing to say it shouldn't be made illegal. Otherwise, I'm going to keep pushing for as many bans as we can get until the stuff is outlawed completely. I delight in smoking bans. I don't care how angry it makes you, how much you whine about the "nanny state," how stupid your rationalizations are for destructive behavior. It's a drug, it's deadly, it's harmful both directly and indirectly to both the people who do it and the people around them. No matter how you dress it up, it's idiotic that it's not illegal already. The only reason it's not is because of the billions in blood money that have been paid to lobbyists to keep it as a special exception to regulation that is granted to no other drug.

      Are you going to wage a war on obesity when you finish with smoking then?

      There's such a thing as eating responsibly. There's no such thing as smoking responsibly. Besides, in case you haven't noticed, there is a war being waged on obesity. And yes, I'm happy with the progress being made on that front, too.

      And my favorite color is blue, I really like Pink Floyd, I think that Bill Watterson and Gary Larson are gods, and my car is a Honda. Any more smart-ass questions that have nothing to do with smoking?

    7. Re:You ask for sanity? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Otherwise, I'm going to keep pushing for as many bans as we can get until the stuff is outlawed completely

      Then I hope you get what you deserve and catch a stray bullet from some criminal thug that decides to earn his living selling the product you just outlawed.

      Whatever the merits or lack thereof of your arguments the fact that you can actually advocate prohibition with a straight face suggests to me that you haven't bothered to think through the consequences of the policies that you are advocating.

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    8. Re:You ask for sanity? by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      It's the same as claiming that murder harms no one other than the person who decided to murder. Yes, it is that ludicrous.

      Not quite. It's more like claiming that murder harms no one other than the person who decided to murder and the person who was murdered. In the case of smoking, those are the same person.

      Let's build some gas chambers where people can go to smoke without affecting other people.

      Excellent idea. In fact, we already have those: they're called houses, cars, private businesses (staffed and patronized by people who don't mind the smoke), and the great outdoors.

      Then let's make them turn over any kids they might have to foster care or next of kin.

      Fair enough. I don't think anyone has the right to force their kids to live in a smoky environment. (But then I feel the same way about religion.)

      Also, have a lawyer on-hand to help them create a will and sign a form consenting to not having any medical care that they don't pay for directly out-of-pocket.

      Sure, right after we force the same requirement on everyone who plays football, goes skiing, eats too much, exercises too little, spends too much time in the sun, drives a car, rides a bicycle, walks near a road, lives in a city with smoggy air, has unprotected sex, holds unpopular opinions that are likely to get them beaten up, or does anything else that puts them at any sort of risk. No medical insurance for anyone unless they wrap themselves in bubble wrap and never leave the safety of their own homes. Deal?

      By the way, it's statements like yours that fuel the fears that universal health care will lead to an expansion of the "nanny state". I don't think those fears are well-founded, because I don't mind my tax dollars or premiums paying the medical bills of people who put themselves in harm's way, and I don't think most people do either -- because like most people, I do a few risky things myself. But apparently if you were in charge, those fears would be proved right.

      Health insurance should give you peace of mind to live your life the way you want to live it, not force you to stay away from everything that might pose a risk for fear that you won't be covered.

      It's a drug, it's deadly, it's harmful both directly and indirectly to both the people who do it and the people around them.

      To the people who do it? Yes.

      To the people around them? Only if those people are exposed for many, many hours. That basically means family members and employees.

      The only reason it's not is because of the billions in blood money that have been paid to lobbyists to keep it as a special exception to regulation that is granted to no other drug.

      You forgot alcohol.

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  157. Re:Good for apple by vk2 · · Score: 1

    I attest to this experience; recently I helped reinstalled windows xp home on an old smoker lady's desktop and the nicotine/tar smell lingered in my home for more than a week after I had the machine running for less than 3 hours.

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  158. Really brave... by CountBrass · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...posting anonymously.

    Grow some balls and put your name to your ranting or STFU.

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  159. Clean it before bringing it into the shop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does it violate the warrantee if you vacuum or air jet your machine before bringing it into the shop for warrantee repair?

  160. Re:Good for apple by jheiss · · Score: 1

    "The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." I've never quite understood why we allow public smoking but not public drinking. Seems to me it ought to be reversed. Some guy standing next to me drinking a beer causes me no harm or even discomfort, quite the opposite for the smoking.

  161. And that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is whyyyyy I am a PC. :)

    Where is your OS X now? Muhahahahaha...

  162. If they'd put it in the warranty... by CountBrass · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...and told buyers about the limitation on the warranty before they bought the device then sure.

    But it is obvious some buyers of Apple products will be smokers so if they're prepared to take their money then they should ensure they can honour the warranty that's part of the sale.

    It's Apple's problem to solve any health and safety issues.

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  163. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate the smell of fried food, it makes me puke and I'm forced to get off the elevator when someone comes back from KFC. It's time to stop all this, let's ban fried food. I also hate fat people, they also make me puke and force me to get out of the elevator when they are sweating and smelling and don't let me start with the space they occupy on planes. They should be forced to loose weight and pay double or triple when they want to get a plane. Oh, and you should really get a life.

  164. Fruit of the poisonous tree??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So an APPLE in the hands of a smoker is ONE BAD APPLE?

    And that means it is going to ruin the bunch?

    Ok, actual question is... if a computer from a smoker's house is considered toxic, and the computer is therefore "not repairable" by Apple (if the warranty is void because of OSHA concerns then they wouldn't repair it for money either, right?) and so the computer is instead thrown into a land fill with all the other toxins Apple used in the electronics to make it work in the first place... meaning, don't fix a smoker's computer so we can sell another unit while polluting that much more... and who says environmentalist can't make a quick buck?

  165. requirements by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Smoking is not a requirement, people can easily live without it and many do.

    Living isn't a requirement either. There are only necessities for specific outcomes, those outcomes aren't necessary either.

    Falcon

  166. Re:Good for apple by orzetto · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Curious. Marijuana is way less addictive and toxic than cigarettes or alcohol, and I am pretty sure that you are not allowed to smoke it at home, in most of the US at least. And last time I checked yes, penalties could be quite harsh, all the way to jail time.

    Now, either you are for legalisation of hash and light drugs, OR you are for a smoking ban (at least to the level of light drugs), OR you have a serious case of doublethink.

    And, just to remind you: no, you are not allowed to do as you please just because it's your home. You cannot beat your wife, raise your army, print money or shoot people, and you cannot do bunches of other things. Actually the only thing that I can think of that would be OK inside your home and illegal outside is walking around naked.

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  167. Re:Good for apple by riggah · · Score: 1, Troll

    Now that smokers are the minority, I don't think so.

    So, your argument is that once a group is a minority, it's suddenly ok to discriminate against them? It's ok to breach a contract because the individual is part of a minority in the population? I might be able to get on board with your argument if you hadn't made that incredibly ignorant statement.

  168. Re:Good for apple by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    Hard drives don't really get a lot of air circulation through them. They generally have a single hole in the case to allow for pressure equalization, and many have a spongy filter over them so the air exchange with the drive is very minor.

    Fans are somewhat designed for it. Fans deal with everything in the air anyway, and have to keep dust out by design since they'll see the highest amount of it, so their design naturally reduces the amount of air that reaches the critical parts. With that said, fans around pets and smokers DO fail sooner on average in my experience.

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  169. companies have an obligation to maximize profit by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    There is no law requiring businesses to maximize profits, at least in the US. There is, er was, the requirement that in order for a business to be granted the limited liability of a corporate charter it had to serve the common or public good.

    Falcon

  170. Bio-hazard claim not far-fetched by openfrog · · Score: 1

    And furthermore, the claim that working on such a thing might constitute a bio-hazard might not be far-fetched:

    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/11/091119121300.htm

    as a recent study shows tobacco harboring several human pathogenic bacteria.

    1. Re:Bio-hazard claim not far-fetched by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      I don't think I know of any bacteria that can survive their environment being turned into a live coal.

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  171. Not discriminatory against smokers by Brad+Mace · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can't say whether this new policy is in line with their warranty, but I don't see how anyone would make a case that it's discriminatory even where smokers are a protected class. They are targeting the smoke itself, not the smokers. If you're a smoker but you don't do it around your computer, or it just happens to be reasonably clean, you're going to be fine. If you don't smoke, but you like to store your computer in your chimney flue, they're still going to refuse to work on it.

    On the other hand, smoke residue is hardly the most dangerous or disgusting thing anyone has had to deal with on the job, and using OSHA as an excuse seems pretty weak. If they just acknowledged that they're going to treat excessive smoke exposure the same way they would excessive heat or humidity, that would seem entirely reasonable.

    1. Re:Not discriminatory against smokers by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      i agree. there are really two valid issues. one is that toxicity of the build up, the other is that increased likelihood of electronic component failure. it'd probably be less controversial to focus on the latter.

    2. Re:Not discriminatory against smokers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they just acknowledged that they're going to treat excessive smoke exposure ....

      They might have a legal leg to stand on if they put that into the service contract before you purchased it.

    3. Re:Not discriminatory against smokers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can understand the warranty being voided. I think it's petty, but logical. If the customer's smoking habit caused the failure, then sure, declare the warranty voided. But if there is an OSHA violation here, it is Apple's for not providing the proper protective gear their technicians should have, i.e. a pair of gloves.

    4. Re:Not discriminatory against smokers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This will not go over well.

      How will the moody writer in black sit at his Mac, smoking, and rant about the unfairness of life if Apple won't fix his shit?!

      Oh wait... that's just more material.

    5. Re:Not discriminatory against smokers by cortana · · Score: 1

      Does smoking near the device damage it in the same way that heat or humidity do?

  172. Re:Good for apple by Goaway · · Score: 1

    How many lives are saved by driving every day? How much of society relies on people driving?

    Next, answer the same questions for smoking.

  173. Re:Good for apple by level_headed_midwest · · Score: 1

    If you are trying to minimize the cost that the rest of the population has to pay when a motorcyclist gets in a crash, then simply have the motorcyclist pay for their own medical treatment rather than subsidize it. Motorcycles are small and don't generally cause much damage when they strike some other object or vehicle, unlike the amount of collateral damage a tractor trailer does if it jackknifes across an interstate during rush hour. Thus the costs are really just what it takes to patch the motorcyclist back up. I do understand that some people will just skip out and not pay the bill, but I haven't observed motorcyclists being any more or less likely to do that than anybody else who did something dumb and got hurt.

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  174. I Can Smell-- er, See It by Caraig · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Having worked on smokers' computers, I can say that the only time this would cause a problem for the repair person would be if it was utterly, obnoxiously prevalent in the computer. Normally we couldn't tell if the computer came from a smoker's home. But I've seen a few -- only a very few -- where there was literally ash in the casing. I have no idea how it could have gotten there, either, but there you go, and it *reeked*. Seriously reeked; I think only one other tech could bring himself to work on that computer for more than a few minutes. Once someone brought in a laptop and it was painfully obvious the moment they cracked the lid that they smoked pot; I don't think you could hang around the laptop for long without getting an incidental buzz. For a tech who might be allergic to pot smoke, I don't know if it would cause problems, but it certainly wouldn't be pleasant.

    So, in summation: When the person complains that their computer had it's warranty voided because they're a smoker, I would hazard a guess to say that they were a VERY heavy smoker and the computer was suffused with ash and reeked. This is NOT the computer of an idle, cigarette-now-and-then smoker, but someone who more or less chain smokes while browsing the web. It probably made working in the GR next to impossible.

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    1. Re:I Can Smell-- er, See It by gblfxt · · Score: 1

      i can vouch for this on the pot smoking, i worked on my friends computer is a regular pot smoker. i think it has more to do with him being paranoid and have zero ventilation in the room than just the pot smoking. his computer is encrusted with "dust fur" i guess?

  175. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I once inherited a free computer monitor. It was used in the home of a smoker. The thing was coated with this disgusting film of tar residue. I tried to clean it but could never get the stench out. Finally gave it away to an ex father-in-law .. I was a smoker at the time but it even grossed me out

    Now as a cancer survivor, I am adamantly opposed to tobacco and all the misery and suffering it brings

    Keep your filthy habit contained within your home
    When you die from cancer, we'll burn your house to the ground with you in it .. to consume all the carcinogens instead of having to dispose of it all in a toxic land fill

    I have an ex wife that insisted she had a right to smoke anywhere she pleased. In an enclosed car, during winter, with the windows rolled up, with her children present. She gave them cancer ...

    People like you that insist you have a right to smoke in public places are selfish assholes. You are addicted to the worst of drugs and should seek help. Not only are you slowly killing yourself, you are infringing the rights of others around to breath clean air and a healthy life.

    Seek help

  176. Re:Good for apple by PPalmgren · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I won't get, I need no treatment, i may live 5-10 years shorter, but i enjoyed every single day of what i had.

    And herein lies the problem. Like 99% of other smokers, you justify your habit with this line. However, when the time actually comes, your line no longer holds ground because your opinion changes once you're in the situation and you get treatment anyways. If someone forced you to sign a paper to no medical treatment for smoking ailments right now for 20 years in the future, I can guarantee you you'd start sweating when you picked up the pen.

    Baseless promises about the future are the same reason the US has a giant deficit and slackers go bankrupt for getting too deep in debt.

  177. Applecare Limitations on extreme environments by turtleshadow · · Score: 1

    I don't think Apple's concern is for the health safety of the technician. It rarely is.

    I think Apple has it written that it has the right to classify the devices used by smokers as being operated in extreme environments.

    1 b Limitations (ii) Damage to the Covered Equipment caused by accident, abuse, neglect, misuse (including faulty
    installation, repair, or maintenance by anyone other than Apple or an Apple Authorized Service
    Provider), unauthorized modification, extreme environment (including extreme temperature or
    humidity), extreme physical or electrical stress or interference, fluctuation or surges of electrical
    power, lightning, static electricity, fire, acts of God or other external causes;

    Specifications for engineering do account for a quality of air standard being implicit to the design. Industrial installations (areas known for pollution) will require industrial filtration for computers. IBM, Compaq, HP and others used to sell such as they knew their boxes would be in such situations where dust and or ambient pollution would be sucked in and deposited over the fans, heatsinks, electronics. Induced humidity and heat stress, fatigue and failure on electronics used to be very common.

    Being a California company Apple forgets that other places and regions of the world are not yet so "progressive" to eliminate all forms of indoor pollution as their legislatures.

    Computers & electronics used in medical Offices, Centers, Hospitals, etc where airborne disease is commonly encountered ought to also be equipped with industrial grade filtration and the mice/keyboards regularly decontaminated and eventually changed out and safely recycled.

    Also I've been known to use dust masks for servicing inside computers deployed at schools, archives and warehouses due to possible hantavirus conditions. I

  178. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those who haven't had the pleasure, this recent article in the Register featured submitted pictures of some quite horrific computer innards, including one particular bad case of smoker's cabinet.

  179. Sheep shouldn't complain... by killfixx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Considering the exaggerated cost vs. functionality of Apple products (similar to Sony or Ralph Lauren), people who are snubbed by a blatantly self-serving company shouldn't be offended. What people should be upset by is the militant stance of non-smokers and how "PC" it's become to cow-tow to them. This attitude is just another example of trading freedom for security. Fuck your security. If you can't protect yourself from ignorance, it shouldn't be my job to give up my freedoms to shield you. We've become a species governed by reverse Darwinism, only the weak get what they want. Reach deep and find your balls (metaphorical), stop bitching and forcing your opinions about how I should live my life.

    You should be free to live with your own mistakes and triumphs. Just don't expect me to suffer for them.

    Apple has an obligation to repair broken parts. There is no warning or clause that covers cigarette tar and it's effects on the inner-workings of your computer. Also, will they repair your computer of it's damaged by a virus or willful acts of ignorance?

    Take some fucking responsibility.

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  180. Cigarette tar damages computers by macraig · · Score: 2, Informative

    While I think the reaction is over-the-top (and giving Apple techs that degree of personal control dangerous), nicotine tar does have a destructive impact on computer components, and it is very hard to non-destructively remove. Somewhere around here I suspect I still have photos I took 25 years ago of an IBM-PC-XT-class system that had been used by a chain-smoker: the interior was heavily coated with nicotine tar, damaging a number of components and making it virtually impossible to remove to prevent further future damage, especially when there was no expectation that the exposure would stop. The entire interior had a sticky yellow tinge. I wound up showing the interior to the customer and factually pointed out that the same compound was also coating his lungs, and he seemed rather persuaded by that visual demonstration.

    There was a lesson here for these two puffers to learn, but they chose to ignore the lesson and transfer the blame for the consequences of their poor choices to others. They should be giving the mirror a smackdown, not Steve Jobs.

  181. Former Genius Bar Technician by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    As a former Genius Bar technician, I can say first-hand how disgusting it is to open up a white computer that's yellowed and stinks of cigarette smoke. They're terribly gross to touch and work on.

    While I can't offer any evidence of it actually being a health hazard, it's certainly not a pleasant experience.

  182. Re:Good for apple by Kagura · · Score: 1

    You know what, fuck you... I'm sick and tired of people like you proclaiming things evil and demanding a ban. If you are out in public you assume the risk of being outside where your neat liittle world ends...if you don't like what's happening out in public, stay the fuck inside and leave the rest of us in peace...

    Let's even ignore long-term exposure to second-hand smoke: Some people need help to stop hurting themselves, like users of hard drugs. If there wasn't a stigma of illegality surrounding them, there would be a lot more people who were brought up curious enough to try them.

    So where do we draw the line regarding bans on self-harmful items? Beats me, but I personally draw the line somewhere after smoking -- let's get rid of cigarettes for good.

  183. Re:Good for apple by jlarocco · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Who cares? If he enjoys killing himself with cigarettes, it's his business. He's not hurting anybody but himself.

    Why are some people so obsessed with controlling other people's lives?

  184. The "biohazard" stuff is crap. by falconwolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, third-hand smoke is considered by at least some docs to be a direct cancer risk.

    The NYT doesn't say anything about peer reviews of the study though. Now it does list some of the substances that so called third-hand smoke contains but it doesn't mention what vehicle exhaust contains or the poisons that food is sprayed with. Nor does it say anything about the emissions from the paper industry.

    Falcon

  185. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Smoking and being high is not illegal, possession is.

  186. Re:Good for apple by borizz · · Score: 1

    I'm Dutch. Your point? I think people should be able to smoke in their own homes. Taxes on cigarettes are enormous, so they cover their own bills. Yes, they smell, but I've also stood next to non-smokers who almost made me throw up. You can't ban people smelling bad.

    Also, I think you should be able to beat your wife, if she's into that kind of sex. Stop telling others what they can't do when they aren't really hurting society.

  187. Re:Good for apple by Truekaiser · · Score: 1

    Actually the smoke from smoking is fine enough that it can get through the filter on the hard drive and inside it. not to mention it will also coat the laser diode for your optical drive. the tar that is left behind by the smoke can stick on surfaces and in turn cause dust to stick to parts worse then before causing heat related issues.

  188. Re:Good for apple by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

    Well, driving your car is unlikely to damage your computer, smoking is. Oh, and it will also make the inside of your car smelly and sticky and makes it more likely to have an accident.

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  189. lead? asbestos? by farble1670 · · Score: 1, Troll

    would they have to honor the service contract if the laptop was exposed to abestos, lead dust, or <insert favorite toxic agent here>? most people i think would say no.

    just because billions of people willingly subject themselves to nicotine each day doesn't change the fact that it is a carcinogen. IMHO, and in the opinion of most western countries, the average person has a right to avoid being subjected to carcinogens.

    yes, flame on with counterexamples, but in general that's the way things are moving.

    1. Re:lead? asbestos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not going to get cancer from working on a computer that has been exposed to cigarette smoke.

    2. Re:lead? asbestos? by Anti_Climax · · Score: 1

      You might want to actually *read* the article you linked to:

      The currently available literature indicates that nicotine, on its own, does not promote the development of cancer in healthy tissue and has no mutagenic properties

      I won't try and say that the residue left in those computers by cigarette smoke doesn't have carcinogens in it, but nicotine isn't one of them.

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  190. Re:Good for apple by Clockwork+Apple · · Score: 1

    Apple needs to start asking it's customers if they are smokers BEFORE selling them the product, and refusing to offer it to smokers BEFORE taking the cusomer's money. In fact they should put this in all of their marketing materials. To do less is pretty fraudulent. If they are not going to honor the warranty based on the habit of smoking, then they should have to refund the price of the machine and any extended warranty that was purchased.

    Apple doesn't want to subject their techs to tobacco smoke residue? Fine, stop taking money from smokers and give back what it has already taken. It's that simple.

    Do you think a smoking customer would buy Apple's product knowing that the warranty would be void as soon as they light up a smoke?

    I wouldn't, but then I don't "think diffrent" like those Apple users claim to.

    C.

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  191. "Blame the government" valid in California by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

    Although it should actually be, "blame the people." Back in the 1980s the people of California passed a resolution (Proposition 22?) that required that anything that led to exposure to carcinogens or substances known to cause birth defects had to be labelled. This is one of the reasons wine bottles no longer have lead foil over the cork: some lead atoms could travel from the foil to the glass and then be picked up by the wine when it's poured and then on to the drinker where those one or two lead atoms could then possibly cause a birth defect. Give me a break!

    I also remember in the late 1980s that where I was working tried to accommodate smokers by collecting all of the smokers into a single area where they could puff away without exposing anyone else to second hand smoke. That got shot down because the room the smokers moved to would be so contaminated with cigarette smoke that it would be considered carcinogenic to the people who did the cleaning.

    Sounds like Apple may have valid legal reasons for not working on equipment that has been contaminated by cigarette smoke.

    Only soft of OT plug for my favorite movie: "Thank you for smoking". Absolutely great movie.

    Cheers,
    Dave

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    1. Re:"Blame the government" valid in California by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Sorry but none of this flies, as far as I can see.

      First of all, OSHA is a Federal agency and thus this has nothing to do with voters in California. OSHA is what Apple is being accused of blaming for a refusal to work on products exposed to cigarette smoke.

      Secondly, there's absolutely nothing wrong whatsoever with strong labeling laws, as long as the mandated labels contain accurate and non-misleading information. There's nothing in California's laws that requires anything inaccurate be presented, and it's reasonable to propose that many people would find these useful in making an informed decision about what to buy without it having a negative impact on people who do not need to make the same kinds of suggestions.

      In reality, 99% of the "I blame the government" claims actually have to do with companies looking for excuses to not live up to their obligations to be honest and offer the product they actually sold. That's why we're seeing crap like the "SOX means we can't provide free upgrades to our existing customers" even though SOX has nothing whatsoever to do with goodwill accounting (SOX is an honesty and accountability in accounting law only) (and it's why banks are running away from fixed rate cards: they don't like them anyway, and they especially don't want something they sell as a fixed rate card to actually be a fixed rate card)

      This is something the usual gaggle of right wing pseudo-libertarians who reflexly jump onto any excuse to blame anything negative in the market on government regulations (see the moderation on my comment above), but it's reality.

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  192. Re:Good for apple by Goaway · · Score: 1

    He's not hurting anybody but himself.

    Nowhere near true. He is exposing others to secondhand smoke, and when he finally starts croaking from it he will tie up medical resources that could be used for people that don't suffer from self-inflicted injuries.

  193. I hope they can't figure out that I've been... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope they can't figure out that I've been masturbating near mine. Sure that means the possibility of exposure to a bit more vibration than normal and the probability of bio-hazards but those aren't listed as voiding the warranty either.

  194. Apple is RIGHT -- smokers' computers are FOUL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A long time ago, I worked at a retail clone shop. We spent most of our time assembling custom clones, or upgrading or repairing machines that people brought in.

    We could ALWAYS spot the smoker's machines. They were filthy, disgusting -- inside and out. Inside the machines, the fans continuously pull air across heat sinks -- and these become smoke filters. A tiny little accumulation of dust or lint sticks to the tar in the air, and quickly accumulates *more* dust or lint, which accumulates more tar (it's sticky). Pretty soon you have this absolutely FILTHY sludge stuck to everything. Even just opening the machine, you get this foul stuff stuck to your hands. We had a pair of dishwashing gloves that we would use, when we had to open these machines and work on them. The stuff accumulates most on heatsinks, but also on any part that sticks out (like a coil or a socketed chip) or has a sharp edge (like a PCB/card).

    I cannot describe how disgusting it was. I haven't even mentioned the smell. Every time you disturb one of these clusters of accumulated funk, it released this NASTY smell, like some drunk, dying smoker at a bar just flopped over on you and breathed his last in your face. We used to take the machines out into the parking lot, and take a few cans of canned air, and spray most of that crap out. We used to do it inside, but we learned the hard way that then the funk STAYS around.

    I think Apple is completely justified in not wanting its employees to work on completely foul machines. I imagine no one would expect Apple to repair machines that people have vomited in, taken a shit in, or otherwise have fouled. I don't see why cigarette smoke gets a pass, just because a lot of people smoke.

  195. Re:Good for apple by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

    Get this .. I was prescribed an 'air cast'. I had to drive to an office, fill out forms, and then be 'fitted' for what was essentually two Dr. Scholls air pillows with some stiff plastic and velcro. Cost billed?? $120. If I had known ahead of time, I could have made due with a $3 ace bandage.

    Yes .. our health care does need to be fixed. Maybe someday we could get a congress that recognizes that health care is so expensive because the damned doctors and hospitals charge too much instead of trying to fix my insurance that paid for all of the excessive charges at reduced rates.

    The three day/two night 2 hour surgery bill was only $43K. The rest was surgeons, doctors, anesthesiologists, physical therapy, ambulance, etc. Visit Adventures in Healthcare Land for more details of what is screwed up with our health care system

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  196. Re:Good for apple by farble1670 · · Score: 1

    you are absolutely right but that's not the point. the contaminated laptop was brought out of the person's home where someone else might have been subjected to the toxic build up on the laptop.

    would you have the same opinion if the laptop was contaminated with asbestos dust? lead? would the apple tech be obligated to work on it then? i hope you would say no. nicotine is a carcinogen. just because billions of people willing inhale it doesn't change that fact.

    subject yourself all you want but you can't ask others to do the same against their will.

  197. Re:Good for apple by celle · · Score: 1

    "After all, driving a car is a privilege, not a right."

    Try walking 20 miles to work when it's zero degrees farenheit outside. The privilege aspect is just BS so government can screw with you. If you need it to be able function in society to it's standards then it's not a privilege, it's required. They can call it a privilege when I'm not paying for it, until then it's like everything else I pay for, mine to decide.

  198. Re:Good for apple by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

    And why was this modded down?

    It's known that smoking is unhealthy, and given the option I would really like to put an end to that kind of contamination smoking provides.

    So +1 for Apple from me on this.

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  199. R you all out of your minds? by narkis · · Score: 0

    Even an argument about this is ludicrous! These "repairman" should be taken to small claims for not doing their job and if Apple officially backs this BS - they are off their rocker! This must be a joke! This has got to be a joke! I am literally laughing at Apple, or any Mac user who still imagines that he/she has a "reasonable" company behind them! Sorry - this would be my last star to drop Apple off the cliff.

    1. Re:R you all out of your minds? by MacDaffy · · Score: 1

      Nicotine is a bio-hazard. According to the Wikipedia entry for nicotine, "spilling an extremely high concentration of nicotine onto the skin can result in intoxication or even death since nicotine readily passes into the bloodstream from dermal contact."

      That's why cleaning a contaminated machine involves a lot of time, effort, material, and preparation. Isopropyl alcohol is the most effective agent for removing it, and it takes a lot of alcohol. You end up with a poisonous mess, not to mention the filth that's attracted to it.

      It is a nasty job, and it has the potential to make the technician performing it ill.

      The decision to void a covered machine is on a literal case-by-case basis. If I can attribute a machine's failure to something other than the smoke, I'll do it. And I'd definitely charge the customer for the cleaning. And if I refuse to repair a covered machine because it's filthy, maybe another technician would agree to do it. But Apple doesn't require anyone to jeopardize their health and well-being to clean a filthy machine.

  200. Somewhere an Attorney... by akpoff · · Score: 1

    just sniffed and said: "I love the smell of class-action lawsuits in the morning. It smells like stale cigarette smoke and filthy lucre."

  201. Liberty 101: by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Try walking 20 miles to work when it's zero degrees farenheit outside. The privilege aspect is just BS so government can screw with you. If you need it to be able function in society to it's standards then it's not a privilege, it's required. They can call it a privilege when I'm not paying for it, until then it's like everything else I pay for, mine to decide.

    Well... actually, no.

    It's a privilege that the community (in the guise of government) can (and has legitimate interest to) regulate as long as you're driving on roads the community pays for and maintains. You, as a community member, probably have some input to the process, but in a healthy community, that input will be scaled to an appropriate, and fairly minor, fraction. Ideally, this would be proportionate to the amount you contribute to cost and maintainance.

    OTOH, If you drive 20 miles to work on your own privately owned and maintained roads, it's a matter of personal freedom. And strangely enough, it's legal in most places without license or other community interference.

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  202. You've got a pretty liberal California company. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Liberal? Apple is liberal? Apple stands on big government not on the liberal idea of small government.

    Falcon

    1. Re:You've got a pretty liberal California company. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Liberal? Apple is liberal? Apple stands on big government not on the liberal idea of small government.

      Yeah, I think FDR beat us on that one.

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  203. Smoke Powered! by dandenoth · · Score: 1

    I thought all electronics were smoke powered? You know, that's how you can tell it's broken, is when you let the smoke get out. At least for me anyways, I know that once I see the smoke come out of my electronics, they're toast.

  204. Hello Pot, meet Kettle by RulerOf · · Score: 1

    Lots of city streets are narrow, and often devoid of wind meaning that the stench of smoking remains there for quite some time as other people walk by.

    If you want nicotine, there are many of other ways you could acquire it which wouldn't harm those around you, such methods are also going to be far more efficient because most of it won't be floating away from you.

    Yet it's perfectly fine for you to operate an exhaust-belching motor vehicle in the same confined street areas, poisoning those around you with your harmful fumes.

    I suppose you could have walked or bought a Segway, but I'm going to insinuate that you're too inconsiderate to do that, and ignore the fact that maybe, since it's not against the law and it could be your preference, that you'd rather drive.

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    1. Re:Hello Pot, meet Kettle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Modern cars are emission-controlled, and, if you don't count CO2 emissions, can actually emit cleaner air than they take in.

      Also, cars offer a degree of utility to society; cigarettes are an unquestionable net negative.

      Any other questions?

    2. Re:Hello Pot, meet Kettle by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Yet it's perfectly fine for you to operate an exhaust-belching motor vehicle in the same confined street areas, poisoning those around you with your harmful fumes.

      Car exhaust used to kill a whole lot of people, until national and state governments passed laws to fix that. There were cries of murder from auto manufacturers, but in the end they did just fine and people got healthier. Go visit China if you want to experience how things used to be. But generally speaking today's cars don't stink much unless they are malfunctioning. Mine even turns itself off when it stops on your congested street corner. I think they should make that a law someday.

      I am also all for allowing smokers with a catalytic convertor enclosing their nose, mouth and cigarette access to all public spaces and guaranteed warranty from Apple. But practically speaking, there are many more convinient ways to achieve the same goal.

  205. If you fix the computer of a JEW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are promoting SATAN WORSHIP by these people!

    They can't even SAY or READ the name of GOD, lest Divine presence be invoked!

    Only SATAN is forbidden to CALL on GOD by Name! Don't fix JEW computers!

    1. Re:If you fix the computer of a JEW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      APO PANTOS KAKODAIMANOS!

  206. Re:Good for apple by iwein · · Score: 1

    I don't have a car, but I don't need to walk to work. There are other options you know... Maybe not where you're from, but that's hardly normative. The point is that you're not *entitled* to a car, but you have a choice to spend your money on one. Something you can chose to pay for is more like a privilege than a right.

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  207. Re:Good for apple by Veetox · · Score: 1

    But while the comp is still under warranty? Let's assume that's three years, max... I don't think that's enough tar to justify their equivocation. Apple is still being ridiculous. A warranty is a warranty, and if Apple had put a clear statement in the warranty documentation at purchase, that would be fair.

  208. Re:Have you ever looked inside a smoker's computer by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Look at this and tell me that you wouldn't run screaming if someone asked you to repair that.

    Ever hear of cans of compressed air? Ever hear of dust rags? I've had air intakes and fans get about as dirty without smoke. Also it looks like there may be pet hairs in some of those photos. Look around my apartment and I bet you'll find a lot of cobwebs yet nobody smokes inside. One tech told me I could tape a coffee filter onto the fan's air intake vent to filter the air.

  209. Re:Good for apple by johnlcallaway · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If I had been in a car, both vehicles would have been close to being totaled because this moron pulled out into traffic that she couldn't see coming because of a line of stopped cars, which she admitted to the police officer. Because I was driving a motorcycle, I was able to react far more quickly than in a car. If I had been in a car, I would have rear ended her at 45 mph and ending up with head and neck injuries that could have cost far more. Because I was on a bike, I was able to veer sharply to the right. I bounced off her rear quarter panel, kept the bike upright, and I coasted to a controlled stop. Total bike bill --- $900. Her car received over $2K worth of damage from my foot peg and foot.

    The cost to society because so many morons drive cars and DON'T PAY ATTENTION is far more disproportionate than their contribution to society, regardless of whether or not motorcycles are involved. The majority of motorcycle crashes are caused by either alcohol (mostly single vehicle crashes that result in the application of Darwin's theory of evolution) or idiots in cars. Motorcycles, and their handicapped twin the scooter, cause far less congestion and road wear due to their smaller size and could reduce the amount spent on road costs every year. They use far less gas (my bike gets 45-50mpg, about what a Prius gets), require fewer resources to make, and are much cheaper. If Congress mandated catalytic converters on bikes, they would generate far less pollution also. But converters get up to around 800F degrees, and it's tough to find a place to put them so that legs don't get burned.

    In other words, you don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

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  210. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it makes you feel any better, they do pay more for health insurance.

  211. Nicotine Stains? by ThurstonMoore · · Score: 1

    I hate it when people call tar build up "nicotine stains", the stain is not caused by nicotine.

  212. habitual smokers are drug addicts. by doginthewoods · · Score: 1

    They are deeply addicted to nicotine, and nicotine is a proven killer. But smokers, just like crack heads, will go to all lengths to rationalize their drug addiction. Ask any former drug addict or alcoholic about what drug is the hardest to kick and they will tell you that it is nicotine / cigarettes.

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  213. Liberty 102: by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have a severe case of asthma

    The question that arises is, to what degree is the rest of society responsible for ensuring that the world is toned down enough so that your defective breathing apparatus is able to cope?

    Society spends a great deal of time, effort, and treasure on things like ramps, braille signs, "there may be peanuts in this" warnings, and even running public schools at a speed that ensure a good deal of the left side of the Gaussian has some sort of chance of coping with the curriculum.

    I think perhaps the right solution here is for you, the defective one, to medicate or perhaps breathe through something that adjusts the air to your unusual needs. Not for us to cleanse the air of microscopic particulates, cat hair, pollen and so forth.

    The idea that society is responsible for making the life of a person with defective parts "the same" as everyone else is very much idealistic, and in the end, impossible anyway. It's your problem; you should have to deal with it. Not everyone else. People are only as equal as they are; and in your case, you're unequal in the "what can I breathe" arena. It boils down to the idea of either removing many interesting things from the air in general, or adjusting your specific intake appropriately. I think the latter is both the most practical solution, as well as the one that addresses the reality of the situation: You're defective. Others are not. You're the one who needs to be making adjustments.

    OTOH, To the degree that public behavior is a direct general health risk to others - which smoking is generally understood to be at this point in time - such public behavior should be restricted to sets of consenting and informed individuals. Smoker's clubs and bars; one's own home (presuming said home only contains consenting and informed individuals); areas where other people are virtually certain not to be affected (out on a lake or ocean, etc.)

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  214. Re:Good for apple by Atroxodisse · · Score: 1

    Smoke all you want. They didn't say you can't smoke. They said the warranty is void.

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  215. Re:Good for apple by Atroxodisse · · Score: 1

    I have, and I agree. It's totally disgusting.

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  216. Re:Good for apple by anagama · · Score: 1

    Hooray for the nanny-state arguments. Let's also work on french fries, Budweiser, skiing, mountain biking (it seems every serious mountain biker has a shattered shoulder), being too fat, being too thin, pot (oh, already do that), too much sitting in front of TV/computer/books, running (terrible for the knees), etc. etc.

    The impending health care legislation will make everyone feel like they have a right to modify other people's behaviors, even the "healthy" ones which have injury risks.

    First they came for the smokers, but I didn't smoke so I didn't say anything. Then they came for the fat people, but I wasn't fat. ....

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  217. Odds Are This Is Pure Bullshit by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

    Slashdot odds are that this story turns out to be pure crap. It's always been a little bit of an issue here with a submission from a blog or other less than solid source ca while uses a Slashdot "editor" to pound the Accept button while shrieking about rights and information needs to be free and so forth, and we discover later that there was some other issue, a misunderstanding, or no issue at all. Now that many have run out of I Hate Microsoft steam, Apple and Google are the natural targets.

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  218. Re:Good for apple by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    1. I was commenting on whether it was good business or not, not whether it was right or wrong. There's a difference.

    2. Even ignoring the difference, it's not discriminating against them any more than it is refusing to repair a machine someone has pissed on. Both void the warranty. for the smoker, they should make a claim under their insurance policy for "smoke damage" - except that, since it was an INTENTIONAL act that caused it, the claim will rightly be denied.

    3. I doubt very much they're doing this to someone who's a casual smoker - it's probably a machine that is so full of crap, crud, ash, tar, dead skin particles, human hairballs, and weevils that one or more fans aren't working properly, cooling surfaces are obstructed, optical drive heads gummed over, hard drives with lots of re-allocated sectors due to head crashes, and/or traces shorting out. For those machines ... that's abuse, and as such, not covered under warranty.

    At one place I worked, one of the sales guys computer went down. I was asked to fix it. The guy was a heavy smoker, weekend ecstasy user, picked his nose whenever he thought nobody noticed (or right in front of you if he was still zoned out) ... I said "Give me 15 minutes - I have to go to the store to get some equipment" and came back with a 4-litre of bleach and 2 pairs of yellow rubber gloves.

    Boss: "You're not going to insult the guy by working on his machine wearing rubber gloves!"
    Me: "You want to do it? I'll stand there and tell you, step-by-step, what to do. I'll even give you the rubber gloves."
    Boss: "I'm not touching it!"

    So, was I wrong to "discriminate" against someone because they were a filthy disgusting pig? Even if he IS in the minority?

    Times change. Smokers are now in the minority, and our culture has grown up a bit - we ask that smokers assume at least SOME personal responsibility for the consequences of the choices they make. When they were in the majority, there wasn't either the political or the economic will for most people to do so, and those of us (like me) who kept cajoling people (parents, friends, relatives) to quit for their own good were fighting the good fight, in an uphill battle. The battle, unfortunately, still isn't over.

    It's not breech of contract - abuse isn't covered by warranty, and a machine clogged up with tar and ash is an abused machine, same as if it were in a steel mill and coated in fly ash and fines.

  219. It was awful. by BenFenner · · Score: 1

    I've done a hardware repair on a client's computer who smokes.

    Never again.

  220. polluted air by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Plus, if you're ever going to sell your house, taking it outside is a good idea. Buyers can smell it, and you can't get that smell out without replacing every soft surface (carpets, etc.) and fresh paint in every room.

    Guess what? The vapors from that paint may be toxic as well. Is Apple refusing to repair Macs when it was in a room that was painted? Actually many things outgas Volatile Organic Compounds, including Macs.

    Falcon

  221. Re:Good for apple by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    I've seen computers completely gunked out by smokers in a lot less than 3 years. Look at a smokers' keyboard. Before membranes became common, many heavy smokers had to replace them every few MONTHS.

    Apple doesn't put a "dropping your iPhone in the toilet will void the warranty" either, but you won't get far with that - abuse is abuse.

    If your computer is so jammed up with foreign matter that it fails, whether it's from pet hair, smoking, or water, that's excluded. "Defects in workmanship or materials" means just that. It doesn't mean abuse, contamination, misuse, or not taking proper care of it.

    Let the smokers chalk it up to the TCO of smoking ... maybe they'll cut back or quit.

  222. Proper use. by carpefishus · · Score: 1

    Likely there is a clause in the warranty that voids if the computer was used in a damaging environment. Could that be what apple is saying? eg. Smokey greasy kitchen, dusty factory. When in college, the 70's, I fixed TVs. Heavy smoke kills those older sets. BTW: cockroaches do to. I have vacuumed inches of roaches from the inside of TVs. ug.

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  223. I don't think smoking should be illegal by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    but I think it should be something that is illegal to expose other people to

    How about if I make it illegal to expose people to your car's exhaust as well? I use to ride my bike 100 to 200 miles a week and I hated having to breath in car exhaust. Or take alcohol, though it's one of the most dangerous drugs it's legal. When the US made it illegal by passing Prohibition all it did was make organized crime rich and powerful.

    I think I'll sue the thousands of drivers that passes me or I pass today on my bike ride.

    Falcon

  224. Re:Smokers by TheJodster · · Score: 1

    I second this motion. I have worked on my mother-in-law's computer in the past. She chain smokes and that computer was NASTY. I don't know if that is a biohazard or not, but it damned sure should be. Just messing with the case and the screws gets your hands sticky. If it's got that nasty sticky stuff on it, I say void the warranty.

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  225. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know what, fuck you... I have a severe case of asthma and have had MANY attacks out in public because I got too close to someone smoking.

    You know what, fuck you... I have a severe case of hangover and have had many of said hangovers made worse by someone coughing up half their lungs under the excuse of having asthma while standing near a smoker.

  226. Re:Good for apple by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    ...and what if you "don't want" to cater to atheists, or blacks, or Christians, or virgins? What then?

    Face it - if you want to do business with the public, then you have to deal with what society considers "the public."

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  227. BZZZT, Wrong! by mangu · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Because I was driving a motorcycle, I was able to react far more quickly than in a car. If I had been in a car

    I call BS on this one. Every biker I know says a car handles quicker under emergencies than a bike. You can find demonstrations of this fact on the internet.

    Take, for instance, the Imola circuit, where both Formula 1 and motorcycle races have been held. Fastest lap on four wheels: Fernando Alonso in 2006 at 1:24.569. Fastest lap on two wheels: Michel Fabrizio in 2009 at 1:47.736. There are several other circuits that have both car and bike races, compare lap times on any of those and you will see that bikes are *much* worse on the curves.

    You don't really have a bike, do you?

    1. Re:BZZZT, Wrong! by erikina · · Score: 2, Informative

      I call BS on this one. Every biker I know says a car handles quicker under emergencies than a bike.

      As a biker, I'm going to agree with the GP on this. I think there are a number of factors: a) On a bike you tend to stay much more alert and aware of other vehicles. b) The average skill of a biker is higher than a car driver. c) You're only 3 feet wide. It sure makes dodging easier.

      I've been in a similar situation, I was going down the road at 40 miles/hour, and a car pulls out of a side street into my lane, stops. Leaving it completely blocked. The only thing I could do, was go into the oncoming lane to get around the car. Fortunately the oncoming lane had moved over just enough that I missed them. I miraculously made it through with only inches on either side. Had it been a car? I would've ploughed into the idiots driver side door (and probably killing her). Or maybe my reflexes would've caused me to try dodge the car, and have had a head-on collision.

      Yes I'm aware these are just two datapoints, but perhaps you could quit with the jerk statements:

      You don't really have a bike, do you?

    2. Re:BZZZT, Wrong! by babyrat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your race track analogy isn't exactly accurate when it comes to real life cars and bikes. F1 cars are about as similar to the average commuter as...well they are not very similar at all.

      There have been many head to head races between production bikes and production cars and the bikes generally are much faster however the individual track does play a big role. This is mainly due to the acceleration (there is not a 4 wheeled car under $100K that can match the acceleration of a $10K sports bike) however the handling is quite similar. There is less of a holy sh^t factor approaching a corner on four wheels than on two which make entrance speeds faster for the car.

      As for the linked video, put each vehicle on that track alone and compare times, I think you'd find a much different story.

      As to handling better in an emergency, there are many factors that could make a bike avoid an accident better than a car. They generally have less lateral distance to travel to get around an obstacle, they can get around obstacles in less space (for example around the left side of the car in front without smacking head-on into oncoming traffic). Standard riding training will also teach you to ride in the 'third' of the lane instead of the center to allow both better visibility and easier avoidance should something happen in your lane. You also generally sit higher on a bike than most passenger cars and have no blind spots.

    3. Re:BZZZT, Wrong! by Random5 · · Score: 1

      You have no idea what you're talking about. F1 cars are that much faster because they have an incredible amount of downforce that a motorcycle can't compete with. i.e. that often quoted fact that (assuming it could somehow start off up there at high speed), an F1 car could drive on the ceiling.

      F1 cars and roadcars are about as similar as a WWII fighter and a modern JetFighter.

  228. Re:Good for apple by Toonol · · Score: 1

    You're mistaken in thinking that the buildup of smoke residue on the device is particularly toxic. You have no particular evidence that is true; handling nicotine/tar in solid form is obviously very different than inhaling it in atomized form. Your asbestos parallel is apt; in most circumstances, asbestos is perfectly harmless.

    It seems like you need to emotionally distance yourself from the issue and view it more dispassionately.

  229. Origin of marriage by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    I strongly suspect the concept of marriage has been around since the idea of chattel slavery was coined, which would be well prior to the use of Latin.

    Slavery in general was known in Shang-dynasty China (1500-1066 BC) and ancient Egypt, and is recorded in the Babylonian code of Hammurabi (1750 BC), and the Sanskrit Laws of Manu (600 BC.)

    For most of history, marriage bore no resemblance to a union of equal partners, as the optimists like to pretend it is today. The woman was subject to the man in almost every instance, and her options, if any, were severely limited.

    I have no respect for the institution at all, personally.

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  230. No? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    You can't ban people smelling bad.

    Why not? Isn't hygiene a proper public concern? Is it not a factor with spread of disease? Isn't smell a direct indicator of hygiene? I don't see any problem at all with handing out a solid fine if you appear in public and bring bodily stench with you.

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    1. Re:No? by borizz · · Score: 1

      Yes, public hygiene is a public affair. But there aren't laws against smelling bad. What's bad anyway? I get nauseous from people who wear too much cologne. Can we ban that as well?

    2. Re:No? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      I get nauseous from people who wear too much cologne. Can we ban that as well?

      I think we can take it as a given that commercial perfumes and colognes are not toxic or otherwise harmful to normal human systems. And certainly not so in brief, secondary exposure. So although I take your point that it may be unpleasant, in the same sense that hearing rap music is unpleasant if you aren't fond of it, it isn't "bad" in the sense that aged body odor is; aged body odor (and bad breath) is a secondary effect of large colonies of bacteria breeding, and it may very well be dangerous -- not to mention that BO is a clear indicator that the emitter is not washing on a reasonable schedule and so may very likely be putting others at risk in other areas. From my POV, the latter is a public health issue, the former is a matter of personal liberty. There's no rationally defensible demand one can make to remain un-offended. There is, however, every reason to expect others not to expose you to large, entirely preventable clouds of bacteria.

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  231. Smoking near computers has long been known as by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    a really bad idea.

    So is dust.

    Falcon

    1. Re:Smoking near computers has long been known as by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Very few people can realistically turn their office, study, etc into a clean room. Absolutely everyone can refrain from smoking in it.

      Also dust is easy to blow/vacuum out; a gunky tar residue is not.

    2. Re:Smoking near computers has long been known as by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Also dust is easy to blow/vacuum out; a gunky tar residue is not.

      Ever read in a warranty where it says that if the case is opened it is void? I have and I've had dust in my PC cases the only way to remove was to open the case.

      Falcon

  232. Re:Good for apple by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

    nicotine itself has not ever been found to be carcinogenic. tobacco smoke? sure, sure, but not nicotine. nicotine isn't a safe chemical, it's actually pretty deadly, but there's been nothing to suggest or prove that nicotine, by itself, causes cancer.

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  233. Re:Good for apple by TJamieson · · Score: 1

    I think you will find that many smokers readily accept their responsibility as smokers. However, no smoker can stand the attitude often held by non-smokers. If I, as a smoker, am being considerate enough to not smoke near you, could you be considerate enough not to call me a filthy disgusting pig?

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  234. Re:Good for apple by mweather · · Score: 1

    If you are trying to minimize the cost that the rest of the population has to pay when a motorcyclist gets in a crash, then simply have the motorcyclist pay for their own medical treatment rather than subsidize it.

    Motorcycle accidents cost insurance companies less than car accidents do. Motorcycles do less damage to cars, they cost less to replace, and the driver is much less likely to need medical treatment as the death rate is 25x higher than car accidents. Motorcyclists already pay with their lives for the increased danger, which conveniently lowers costs for the rest of us.

  235. Re:Good for apple by zippthorne · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As for the 135 passive smoke deaths, it could be avoided with considerate smokers...

    I haven't met any. Ever.

    I don't know if you guys realize this, but to those of us who don't smoke, we can really smell it. I mean, really smell it. It's headache inducing if you're just wearing the same clothes that you smoked in yesterday.

    I don't know if it causes physical harm or not that much later, but the smell is overpowering and disgusting, and if you really were considerate, you would go out of your way not to subject us to it. Your coworkers, because they can't avoid you without potentially losing income. And your friends, because you like them, and even though they're willing to put up with it, it's kind of a scumbag move to actually make them put up with it.

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  236. So what we have here is... by CatOne · · Score: 1

    The accounts from 3 smokers in unrelated incidents who gave their side of the story as being "wronged," and their accounts suddenly indicate the policy of Apple?

    Sheesh. Nice "journalism."

    Without looking at the machines, who here can really know the condition they were in? Maybe the darned thing WAS so full of ash and soot that it was hazardous to work on? I didn't get a look, did you?

  237. fags are a bio hazard! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they need to be put on an island where they can go extinct!!!!

  238. Until the day comes when they ban smoking by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    (and personally, I'm OK with that being tomorrow), smoke is part of the "ambient air"

    Until the day comes when driving vehicles is banned accidents causing injuries including disabilities and deaths will be a part of life. I smoke and I am willing to pay more for health insurance because of that but I am not willing to pay because I ride a bike and have been hit by vehicles as well as have breathed their exhaust. And yes, I am one of those who was disabled after being hit while riding my bike, I survived a Traumatic Brain Injury or TBI. And yes survived, while I was in a coma the docs told my family it would be a miracle if I lived. Well if I could I'd argue with those docs, they were wrong. Instead of it being a miracle my life has been a living hell.

    Falcon

  239. So is drinking soda by Ice+Station+Zebra · · Score: 1

    and if you spill it on your computer it will void your warranty.

  240. Re:Have you ever looked inside a smoker's computer by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

    So, does going to this site void the warranty?

  241. Re:Good for apple by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

    You must live in far worse cities than I've been to then. Or you're not as sensitive to it.

    Hong Kong, New York City, Toronto... all major cities with heavy traffic, and while the occasional exhaust from a poorly maintained engine makes me cough, cigarette smoke from a passing smoker still cuts through all of that and makes me gag.

  242. Smoking should void warrantees by name_already_taken · · Score: 1

    Just like dropping and cracking a laptop case will void the laptop warranty, use in a smoking environment should void the warranty too. It's abuse, plain and simple, and manufacturers should write something into their warranties about exposure to excessive smoke.

    My ex was a heavy smoker. We set aside a room for him to use his computer in and generally smoke himself to death - I even installed an exhaust fan in the room.

    I would open up his computer about once a year and clean it out with a paintbrush and a shop vac. It was always clogged up with brown dust. His monitor screen was tinted an amber color, and when you'd wipe it off it was sticky.

    You could actually see lines on the DVD drive drawer from the airflow (smokeflow). His DVD drives were lucky to last two years due to smoke coating the lens.

    The color laser printer in that room one day reported that its laser unit had failed. I took the printer apart and discovered that all the optics were coated yellow-brown and the laser unit's photosensor couldn't see the laser beam any more. I cleaned the lenses and mirrors off with solvent and that got the printer working again.

    Using electronics and computer equipment in a smoking environment should be a condition that would void the warranty - it was very clear that most of the problems with his computer equipment were caused by exposure to tobacco smoke.

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  244. Re:Good for apple by changa · · Score: 1

    I have worked on machines that were from a house of smokers.

    I don't blame them... I felt like I needed to be hosed off afterwards.

  245. This is why. by KingSkippus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I've not abused anything or anybody, aside from my own, let alone anyone's rights.

    See this? Right there? THAT is why we have to push for smoking bans. Because of idiots who think they're not hurting anybody but themselves. Because you care so little about what other people think and you're so ignorant of the damage you're causing, we have to pass laws to punish you because "gosh, I shouldn't do that" isn't enough of an incentive and "hey, this is causing other people problems" never even crosses your mind.

  246. Re:Good for apple by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    Second hand smoke is rarely a personal choice.

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  247. Common by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Worked at a PC Repair shop in the 90's and the laptops were the worst. Can't understand how people use a computer with a layer of dirt thicker than the gunk on a scratch-off ticket. I still had to fix it but it was always shelved until I had no other choice.

  248. iMac? try a smoker's iPhone by pbjones · · Score: 1

    I bough a dead iPhone and when I opened the box I was overcome by the smell of tobacco. The entire device was yellow, and when I tried to wash the boards in some mentholated spirits, it turned the spirits yellow too. I couldn't have it in the house, it stank so much. The tar ended up all over my finger tips as well. If I was a repairman, I'd ask to have it cleaned before returning it for service.

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  249. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1) Smokers pay far more taxes than non-smokers. They are well within their rights to tie up whatever medical resource that they want.

    2) A car pollutes the air far more than a cigarette does. While a smoker might be the cause of secondhand smoke, a driver is the cause of air pollution, low visibility haze, global warming and the eventual death of the planet.

    3) Mind your own business. Is your life so miserable that you have to impose yourself upon someone else's?

  250. Already on iPhone by WiiVault · · Score: 1

    Apple uses these on iPhones. Not Macs though (yet).

  251. Re:Good for apple by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

    I don't have a car, but I don't need to walk to work. There are other options you know... Maybe not where you're from, but that's hardly normative. The point is that you're not *entitled* to a car, but you have a choice to spend your money on one. Something you can chose to pay for is more like a privilege than a right.

    There are other options you know... Maybe not where you're from, but that's hardly normative

    I live in a city with a metropolitan area population of about two million people, i.e. not some little backwoods town. The nearest city bus stop to my house is nearly four miles away, and walking or riding a bicycle to/from said bus stop, while possible, isn't really recommended if you want to be safe or not have your clothes sticking to you when you get there. From that stop to the stop nearest my job is almost two hours once I'm on the bus, and then another two miles from that stop to my job. My job is only about 25 miles away, so it's not like it's some huge distance.

    Of course, I could spend a lot of money on a cab, or just walk the entire distance, or be *really* adventurous and try to bike the whole way. The point being, there are *plenty* places in the U.S. where cars are a practical necessity because mass transit isn't something that's taken seriously in the vast majority of places, and our cities and communities are so spread out that it takes a non-trivial amount of time to get from point A to point B.

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  252. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, because all of the people with health issues (not by choice, obviously) that are exacerbated by cigarette smoke should just lock themselves indoors forever just because you're having a nic-fit.

    A much more logical solution is to require all those who choose to kill not only themselves but all those around them to remain locked indoors. After all, between the two types of people (those with health issues and the complete fucking morons who choose to smoke), the smokers are the ones who choose to be that way.

    I know you're an idiot - after all, you smoke. So I tried to emphasize the important words for you. I hope it helped.

  253. Re:Good for apple by aflag · · Score: 1

    The problem with smoking at home is when you are in the apartment below mine and you smoke on your window. Then I have to either close mine and feel really hot or leave it open and smell the unpleasant smell of smoke.

  254. Re:Good for apple by jamesh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Who cares? If he enjoys killing himself with cigarettes, it's his business. He's not hurting anybody but himself.

    That's an oversimplification.

    Smokers have more sick days off of work. When they get sick they often get sicker than non-smokers and take longer to recover. More visits to the doctor and more hospital stays meaning more load on the health system meaning less room for others (although that argument is questionable - the health system will always be underfunded).

    I'd argue that he is hurting others, but I still agree that a smoker has the right to smoke, as long as the rest of us retain the right to complain bitterly about it.

  255. Re:Smokers by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

    You take the machine outside and "hose down" the system with a spray circuit board cleaner and replace the PSU.

    Ironically, many of those circuit board cleaners had carcinogens like toluene and benzene; people used to virtually wash their hands and arms in that stuff in the "good old days".

  256. Re:Good for apple by keeboo · · Score: 1

    First of all, not all smokers smoke in the front of their computers. There are ones, like me, who don't smoke indoors at all.

    About the "let the smokers pay for that" it's just a smoker-hater argument. We are already pay heavy taxes for each pack of cigarrettes.
    We already suffer restrictions on where we can smoke AND we have to suffer public demonstrations of disgust from anti-smoking bigots, or unwanted advices.

    I don't drink (at all), and lots of bad things happen related to alcoholic beverages consumption (fights, car accidents etc), and it does not matter where you drank (so no-drink zones would not prevent that). I'm very comfortable with a alcohol ban. What do you think?

    I don't have a car, I don't drive. It's my choice. Public transportation saves fuel and pollutes less (oh, my poor lungs considering each of your particular cars exhausting pollution!). Should we ban private cars? Well, I could say yes.. It does not affect me at all!

    What about football (the one called 'soccer' in USA)? I've seen masses of people doing ugly things in the streets after a match (fights, lynching, destruction of anything in the area etc). It does happen from time to time and all what the police can do is to control them in order to avoid major problems. - My taxpayer's money goes to the police. I don't like football. Should we ban it too? From my point of view it's OK.

    Etc etc etc

    Extend this level of interference to the things YOU do. How do you like that?

  257. Smokers may me want to puke. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If a car came into a repair shop with the hint of drugs or some other extremely foul odor in the car, no one would not fault the dealer for refusing service. What's the difference?

    I remember when people screamed about no smoking sections in restaurants as being unfair. I think refusing to work on computers that wreak from cigarette smoke is the next logical step. The employees who refused the service should have filed a complaint with osha and then made the issue more viable. No offense but cigarette smoke makes me very sick. I have worked on computers for years. To work on a computer with smoke residue makes me start coughing for at least a week. It is a shame that the owners of the computers were so ill considerate to the employees not to genuinely consider their health risks. Smokers smell worse than people with body odor in my opinion.

    All that being aside I see more problems with computers of people who smoke than than those do not. Computer companies should amend their warranties to reflect that.

    Second hand smoke leads to cancer. Just because someone wants to smoke does not mean i have to put up with it by breathing smokers exhausts fumes left on the items they own. Someone needs a reality check. again: Smokers smell worse than people with body odor in my opinion.

  258. Re:parent = troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Regarding the city streets ... I would argue that nobody forced the drivers of vehicles to drive around other people, but they do, and often without caring who it offends or even makes sick. And *that* is why people fight back and pass laws about driving cars in public places. It's because drivers egregiously abused their rights and harmed others.

    See how easy that was? Come down off that horse of your's, it's too high.

  259. Because we all know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Apple users prefer LSD right?

  260. Re:Good for apple by jamesh · · Score: 1

    The ad campaign running in Australia at the moment tells us that you have 38 times the risk of serious injury if you are on a bike compared to a car.

    Bikes aren't that much cheaper than a car with roughly the same carrying capacity (eg tiny two seater hatchback). The motorcycle tyres are incredibly expensive and wear out much faster. The gear you have to wear when you ride to stop losing all your skin when you fall off is expensive (and the fact that a lot of people don't bother is one of the contributors to the serious injury figures above).

    The fun of riding a motorcycle is hard to put a value on though :)

  261. Re:Good for apple by webmistressrachel · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You know what, fuck you!! Asthma is caused directly by pollution and smog in urban areas, where concentration of cases matches high smog areas geographically and even improves when they do! So stop blaming smokers when you should blame cars, and the oil economy which causes your representatives to plan stupid, selfish systems like roads and remove the working, sensible ones like suburban trolleycars! Go on, mod me down -1 Disagree! (~ie the usual Troll i get these days for telling the truth!)

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  262. Apple is violating OSHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am vehemently anti-smoking, but this sure seems clear to me: if a smoke-contaminated computer constitutes a biohazard, then it is Apple's responsibility to protect its workers, not the consumer's responsibility. Apple knew the job was dangerous when they took it! Encountering smoke-contaminated computers is all in a day's work.

  263. Time to sue Apple brotha... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple with its sales increasing has some good money...so go for it..sue them.

  264. Forget computers... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    This story is about laptops. And cigarette smoke can outright kill laptops.

    Even the lowest quality desktop PC will have better airflow than the best laptop.
    Most cases it is a single fan, single air-path solution.
    Also, in most cases components are jammed as close to one another that any airflow you do get is being pumped through openings that are couple of millimeters wide at best.

    And have you ever seen a heavy smoker use a computer?
    Most of the time there is a lit cigarette in their hands while they type, or it is right next to the keyboard burning away in an ashtray.
    Naturally, after a month or two there is as much ash inside the keyboard as is in the ashtray.

    And on a personal note...
    I was asked once to "fix up" a laptop from a smoker's home. Mother and son, smoking about 2-3 packs a day.
    Recently, laptop started turning off by itself or it would slow down to a crawl. Considering it was riddled with spyware I decided to simply format the drive and reinstall windows.

    Half way through the installation it just turned off by itself. OK... that is not good.
    Restart the installation, this time paying very close attention to what is happening. And again, almost at the same spot - it turned itself off.
    Only this time, it is obvious that it is turning off after its DVD has been working for couple of minutes copying files.
    I pull out the Windows CD, and that thing is HOT.
    I check the back, and I see that the single cooler this laptop has is housed behind a metal grating - presumably to keep out the dust.
    Only there is not a single hole in the grating any more. They are all plugged up by some black substance - that turns out to be tar once I've scraped some of it off with a needle.
    So, I've unplugged the holes as best as I can and then vacuumed all openings on the laptop for about 10-15 minutes.
    Now, Windows installation made past that point and there sure is (warm) air coming out of the laptop - but still it turned itself off about 10 minutes later than the first time.

    I had to take a large cooling fan, point it directly at that laptop and turn it up to the maximum setting in order to install Windows.
    The laptop worked just fine - unless you used the optical drive AND hard drive AND processor at the same time for too long.

    As it was a mostly Office and Email machine most of the time, turning off was no longer an issue after the cleaning I gave it.
    Although, I imagine that inside it is probably covered with tar and gunk.
    I've had CDs and DVDs returned to me that were clearly boxed and unused for months - that had a thin film of cigarette smoke gunk inside.
    Wherever the air gets in - smoke gets in. Wherever the cigarette smoke gets in - tar gets in.

    IMHO... Had that computer been a Mac, with its components crammed in as tight as possible to make it even thinner and elegant and with its slot loaded optical drive (for even more elegance) it would have burned out months ago.

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  265. Re:Good for apple by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

    "Marriage" isn't religious. If you don't want to performs same-sex marriages in your church, then don't. There shouldn't be anyone forcing you to marry any given couple that walks in through your doors.

    However, the word marriage isn't a religious term. Get over the fact that it's really a legal thing, as there is no real religious basis for marriage.

  266. It is nasty... by wzinc · · Score: 1

    I used to work in an Apple repair shop during high school, and we hated working on smokers' comps. We toyed with the idea of denying service, but we needed the money. In this case, the second-hand smoke thing is kind of ridiculous to worry about, but it is truly nasty in the machine. Seeing the fans and parts with a tar coating all over them was sickening; I'm sure it shortened the life (of the comp and the user). If those were the indirect consequences, think of their lungs! I'd take the cases out back, hose them down, and use some kind of special cleaner on the MLBs, etc. Nasty!!

  267. Smoking causes 20% of deaths in the US. by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 1

    Yeah, if smoking was so dangerous, we'd be having 438,000 premature deaths a year cause by smoking, that is 1 in 5 deaths. Oh, wait, I'm told that's exactly what's happening.

  268. Re:Smokers by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

    Those were also the "good old days" when people (meaning your average person, not our species as a whole) didn't know nearly as much about the dangers of smoking.

  269. Re:Good for apple by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    I can still smell you 20 - 30 feet away when you're not smoking, and over 100 feet away when you are, even outdoors. And when I go into a smokers home, even for 15 minutes, my clothes reek of it after. Smoking is a filthy, disgusting habit - even most smokers will admit it. Just because you went outside for your smoking break doesn't mean the miasma didn't follow you back inside - it's in your lungs and your clothes.

    And let's not get started on smokers littering, and letting their ashes fall on carpets and floors, and accidentally burning things, and setting a bad example for the next generation, and creating a cloud in front of building entrances.

    Honestly, smokers stink. There's no getting around it.

  270. Re:Good for apple by BluBrick · · Score: 1

    Sure it stinks and there's a coating of tar on everything. You know what else? A lot the dust that usually collects as dust puppies is now stuck to the tar. This aggregate of tar and dust acts like an insulating blanket, preventing effective heat dissipation. Tobacco smoke is really bad for computers!

    But you know what is absent inside the computers of smokers? Second hand smoke, that's what. Once the computer gets to the service centre, all the smoke has either exited the case or condensed as tar. So there's no danger from second-hand smoke. Apple should make it clear that contamination by tobacco smoke can void the warranty on the grounds that it can cause technical problems, but this business with secondhand smoke being an OSHA violation is utter bullshit.

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  271. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "First they came for the smokers, but I didn't smoke so I didn't say anything. Then they came for the fat people, but I wasn't fat. ...."

    I was fat, and I stood up for myself and my pot-bellied brethren: I spoke out!

    But they just laughed at my jiggling double chin...

  272. Bio-Hazard My Ass by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

    So, I smoke in some bar/restaurants where it is still allowed here (not ready for next year's ban in NC...), and would the dishwashers not be allowed to wash the ash trays, or plates, or glasses or anything else my smoke touches? OSHA violations? I don't think so. Moreso to that point, if you opted for a career as a bartender I'm sure you knew beforehand that yes, people smoke at bars. Smoking and drinking go hand-in-hand, so when the ban takes effect they'll be safe from my smokey plates and I'll be at home, spending much less on drinking out.

    On the Apple - I'm fortunate that I'll never be taking my iBook to them, as its far out of warranty and I've opened it numerous times to bring it back from the dead (currently, a piece of Red Stripe case keeps the GPU in place enough for it to run). I recently found new employment, and I was considering starting a savings fund for a new Mac, but I'm now torn between getting the extended warranty, which is soooo pricey, or not because they won't service a smokey Mac. Maybe I won't even buy one now, I like having protection and service options for my equipment, and I like smoking. I'm not gonna stop anytime soon, and that means I'm not gonna stop computing and smoking too. How would they know though aside from smell? If I have a wood-burning fireplace am I at risk? Are they going to get a piss-test from my Mac? Do their employees not ride in smokey cars ever? Do they sanitize subway seats - I'm sure smokers sit on the seats from time to time.

    Once again, Apple disappoints by being terribly lame when they don't need to be. I love my Mac, but it may be the last one I ever own.

    1. Re:Bio-Hazard My Ass by cheros · · Score: 1

      Well, if I were Apple I'd look at the bright side. As a frequent smoker you're hardly likely to be a LONG-term problem :-).

      The solution is very obvious: Apple needs to employ a few smokers. They can handle the vile stench of old smoke, and will not suffer *additional* health problems.

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  273. Fixing computers and a smoker myself.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I fix all sorts of computers. I smoke. I HATE getting a computer to work on that the person has been smoking at it. It is gross and disgusting and NASTY. I smoke outside and never by my computer. I spend good money for my house and for my computers and for my car - why in the world would I want to pollute my nest! Smoke outside people!! Keep your self and your living place clean!

    I do not blame Apple for not working on your computer. CompUSA charges EXTRA in some stores to work on a smoke infested computer - they take it outside and clean it out so that they might be able to work on it. They (and myself) blow all of that NASTY crap out of the poor computer and personally, I clean everything that I can with alcohol to get the grunge off (except for the drives!) so that I don't have to smell them! PUKE! And yes, I charge extra for working on a NASTY computer wether it is smoke or pet hair and dust. A can of air is cheap! Clean out your computer once a year and keep it running forever....

    CHEERS - I am going outside to smoke...

  274. Re:Good for apple by baboo_jackal · · Score: 1

    I don't know if you guys realize this, but to those of us who don't smoke, we can really smell it. I mean, really smell it. It's headache inducing if you're just wearing the same clothes that you smoked in yesterday.

    Really? Huh. I will start washing my clothes more often. No joke, I was not aware of this...

  275. Re:Good for apple by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Bullshit. Everyone dies, everyone gets sick, everyone visits the hospital. If you actually "talk to people", as you imply, you can and will find that tens of thousands of elderly (keyword: ELDERLY) smokers have been healthy all their lives, and have never been in hospital for anything more than childhood illnesses, childbirth, or maybe an accident. The anti-smoking hysteria simply goes to far, and cretins make idiot claims just like yours. We recently buried a smoker who hadn't even been in hospital for childbirth - when she gave birth, the hospital was a day's ride away! Tobacco had nothing to do with her demise. Diabetes killed her.
    All I can say is, stop drinking the Kool-Aid. Smoking is foolish, but it isn't the new asbestos, or DDT, FFS.

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  276. Re:Good for apple by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    1. First off, the taxes collected on smokers don't come near covering the costs associated (direct and indirect). Priced a lung transplant lately? And yes, even in the USofA, a lot of these are paid for by the government.

    2. Unlike smoking, for which there is no "safe level", alcohol *in moderation* has benefits to the human body (and that's why other animals either make their own booze or like fermented products such as silage that's been sitting in the silo for months on end - talk about milk from contented cows :-)..

    3. Here, dui isn't just a fine - it's a criminal record. We take drinking and driving seriously.

    4. Viz cars and pollution - I park mine in the winter months (which, btw, are the ones that it's the most polluting). Parked it in September, as a matter of fact. I use public transit in the winter, and next spring I'm seriously thinking of switching to a bicycle or quadracycle. Also, the car has a catalytic converter. Are you ready to install a catalytic converter on your cigarette exhaust?

    5. I have never cared about "professional sports." A ban on the political crapfest that is the Olympics wouldn't affect me either.

    Look, if you already don't smoke indoors, you're half-way there. Why not give it up entirely - for YOU. You're the one who will save the money, not have to go outside in the middle of winter at 3 am to satisfy a craving that you really wish you could sleep through, not have your clothing smell, be able to taste your food better, etc.

  277. Re:Good for apple by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    Neither I, nor a number of people I know smoke. I do not find the attached tobacco odor as you describe it. I also don't recall anybody making similar statements. I think you're rather more unique than you would believe.

  278. Re:Good for apple by izomiac · · Score: 1

    It must depend on the person. I live in a city where we don't even know quite how bad the air quality is (it's being investigated). It is bad enough that certain neighborhoods near the rubber factory have needed to be vacated due to very high cancer rates. That said, I walk past dozens of smokers outside of hospitals and I've learned to hold my breath while I'm within 15 feet of them, plus another 30 if I'm downwind. If you can't smell that you've been desensitized to cigarette smoke specifically. It smells nothing like vehicle exhaust, and I personally find it to be the second most malodorous thing I've smelt (the first is high molar HCl, which smells like pain; number three is a moldy, septic cadaver soaked in formaldehyde).

    Plus, with extrinsic hypersensitivity asthma there's a specific allergen involved (or more likely multiple allergens). It doesn't even need to have an odor, and it could easily be present in only cigarette smoke, nor do the health effects (e.g. carcinogen) matter. With intrinsic asthma there could be an attack with about any respiratory insult, it's less specific.

    As for second hand smoke in general, I half consider it to be assault. A puff of cigarette smoke will paralyze your respiratory cilia for 30 minutes, and the long term health effects are far worst than getting punched. But I'm biased since I get to learn about/deal with the bad effects of smoking. Did you know that 70% of women who have a child with a birth defect directly attributable to her smoking will continue to smoke for subsequent pregnancies? Facts like that, and my personal distaste for the smell make me very unsympathetic toward the activity. That said, I don't think Apple can not honor the warranty. If it's bad enough to be an OSHA violation then they should just replace the laptop. OTOH, I think they would be absolutely justified in changing the warranty so that it no longer covers tar build-up.

  279. Re:Good for apple by Your.Master · · Score: 1

    Smoking is a choice. It's not coerced. It's not even a choice in the sense that having sex is a choice -- there isn't some biological instinct built into you over the course of untold eons demanding that you smoke. There is, at best, peer pressure, and that's been on a long decline. And yes, there is also addiction, but you rarely get addicted to smoking without initially choosing in the first place (some people got military-issue cigarettes in wartime, which is somewhat coerced, and I think that does messy up the situation a bit, but going forward that isn't happening anymore).

    It's also an inherently relevant choice, since it actually damages the electronics involved. You choose to place yourself in a category that damages electronics, and your electronics are damaged. It's absolutely okay to discriminate against a minority who willfully chooses to engage in actions which damage electronics, and by definition 100% of this minority do, when you're considering repairing said electronics. In the same way that it's okay to discriminate against people who use more electricity by charging them more with their electricity bill.

    That said, I think Apple's contract should have had something in there about this more explicitly.

  280. Re:Good for apple by xgadflyx · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is a known fact that driving 1 mile in an automobile produces more toxins than a lifetime* worth of heavy smoking. Conclusion of the report is that; In order for cigarette smokes to match the same amount of air pollution in the stated cities, it will require; (from report) * 33 millions cigarettes per person each year * 91,300 cigarettes per person each day * 3,810 cigarettes per person each hour * 64 cigarettes per person each minute http://jarvisjerk.blogspot.com/2009/07/cigarette-smoke-vs-car-emission.html

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  281. I'm a BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and I smoke weed, and on a good day, may be tripping balls on LSD.

  282. Re:Good for apple by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    I'm just amazed that more hard drives

    HDs are sealed, you dumb piece of dogshit -- smoke doesn't get in.

    No, they're not, and never have been. Take a look at the label on one of them - "Warranty void if this hole is blocked" - it's for air to get in or out - every time the drive cools down, air is sucked in. Blocking the hole voids your warranty.

    http://support.wdc.com/warranty/policy.asp

    Additional Limitations on Warranty

    Western Digital's warranty does not cover Products which have been received improperly packaged, altered, or physically damaged. Products will be inspected upon receipt. You can view additional examples of the warranty limitations below by clicking on the available links.

    Alterations

    • * Counterfeit label(s)
    • * Customer added jumper wires
    • * Incorrect PCBA/HDA pair
    • * Labels have been switched:
      1. True Western Digital label on non-Western Digital drive
      2. True Western Digital label on different capacity Western Digital Drive
    • * Labels exhibit tampering
    • * Label missing standard printing such as UL or capacity
    • * Missing barcode or top cover label
    • * No tape seal - (non-authorized data recovery sticker)
    • * Serial number on top cover does not match barcode on end
    • * Western Digital labels or breather filter holes obscured by customer applied stickers

    Either you've never held a hard drive in your hands, you can't read, or you're dumb as dogshit. Your call.

  283. Re:Good for apple by orzetto · · Score: 1

    I was not replying to a Dutchman AFAIK. I assume you have no problem with light drugs, so that makes you coherent.

    Personally I am for legalising light drugs up to alcohol, and banning tobacco and heavy drugs. Growing up with smoking parents may have influenced me.

    Anyway, since you are Dutch, your society has a social safety net. Smokers are hurting your society by weighing on the public health care system. Someone has to take care of all those wasted lungs, and lung cancer takes a hell of a long time to kill a person.

    Stop telling others what they can't do when they aren't really hurting society.

    Y'know, I'm from Italy. That's exactly the same thing mafiosi say all the time. They're just "catering people's needs" and when they shoot people is a business between them, without hurting anyone else in society. That's called omertà and that's a very dangerous attitude that has nothing to do with freedom.

    While the law should IMO not legislate on your sexual practices, laws are still valid in your house.

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  284. Re:Good for apple by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

    FORCES International is an organisation in support of human rights and - in particular, but not limited to - the defence of those who expect from life the freedom to smoke, eat, drink and, in general, to enjoy personal lifestyle choices without restrictions and state interference.

    Sounds like an amazingly unbiased source. Can't imagine them having a desire to minimize the risks associated with smoking...

    These figures are indeed quite optimistic. Consider that they are pertinent only to cars/light trucks, and do not take into account heavy trucks/buses, industrial pollution, stationary engines, airplanes, and many other contributors. It is quite conceivable that actual air pollution exceeds the study's figures by a factor of five or more.

    Yeah, I can see where this is going...

  285. Re:Good for apple by gullevek · · Score: 1

    Get a fucking live.

    Someone in the car in FRONT of you is smoking and you are annoyed? Seriously? Get a life, ...

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  286. Re:Nokia, not Apple. You know these scandinavians. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you were female you wouldn't be just wetting your pants....

  287. Re:Good for apple by mmjcon147 · · Score: 1

    Maybe not the headaches the other guy gets. But it is always extremely obvious who smokes when you get within a metre of them

  288. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hate to break this to you, but a metropolitan area population of only 2 million IS a little backwoods town.

  289. Re:Good for apple by mmjcon147 · · Score: 1

    You have a woefully underperforming nose.

  290. So.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's an Apple .. who gives a fuck .. buy a PC like the rest of the world.

    1. Re:So.. by jubatus · · Score: 1

      Amen. It all revolves around a bigger picture. "I want to be special, so I buy a Mac" "I want to be special so I will try to prevent you from enjoying the land so that I will be the only one aloud on it." I hide behind good intentions to mask my real agenda.... GLOBAL ENSLAVMENT.” “For your own good of course.”

  291. Re:Good for apple by mikael_j · · Score: 1

    I actually have a pretty good sense of smell, I just get overwhelmed by the stench from cars and compared to that tobacco smoke is barely noticeable to me.

    /Mikael

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  292. Misinterpreting the issue... by adamchou · · Score: 1

    The issue is that there is a breach of contract going on, not that apple hates smokers. Thats fine if you want to the void the warranty due to the damage caused by smoking. However, if you're going to do that, it better damn well be in your contract, which it doesn't appear to be in this case.

  293. warranties and environmental hazards by WebCowboy · · Score: 1

    The thing is, many electronics vendors DO void warranty work for harsh operating environments. If your mobile phone gets just damp enough to turn the litmus sticker red you are SOL. If it can be determined that dust or temperature extremes were the root cause of failure then many devices are not covered.

    Besides that, from my own personal experience, tobacco smoke residue has to be the second most hazardous substance on electronics I have encountered (the first being corrosive sulphur dust). I have seen computers in coal mines covered in black soot that were much less affected than computers from point of sale systems used at pubs when smoking was allowed there. At the mine computers easily lasted twice as long with simple maintenance with an aerosol dusted can. NOTHING could clean that nicotine and tar sludge out of those smokers computers!

    I am actually surprised that, with all the conditions that can void a warranty on electronics, that anyone would be surprised that smoking would void a warranty. The only thing that I find surprising was the really lame excuse that it was a biohazard. Apple should just be honest and say the real reason: tobacco sludge in your computer made it break, and since you put it there it isn't our problem and you have to pay for it. I guess since some heavily addicted smokers have thin skins such a policy should be clearly but diplomatically pointed out at time of purchase.

    1. Re:warranties and environmental hazards by adolf · · Score: 1

      Nothing? Really? NOTHING could clean them?

      Feh.

      I'm a smoker. Have been for decades, now. My electronics don't fail. They aren't covered in grime. They get the usual dust buildup (which is comprised of paper, cotton, and shed human skin, and cat hair primarily), with a bit of a brown tinge sometimes which I might count toward my smoking habit, but it hasn't been a problem.

      I blow them out from time to time. No oily, impossible-to-remove contaminates are left behind - the componentry is always left looking clean, dust-free, and non-sticky after a good dousing with an aircan.

      We did have a substantial flood a couple of years ago, which left my computer room and a bunch of electronics stored in the garage under water for a few days. It left behind a special sort of Diesel/shit-smelling, thick brown crud as the water receded.

      I cleaned the affected electronics (which were all disconnected during the flood) with Scrubbing Bubbles. I just hosed them down with the stuff. I then rinsed off the cleaner thoroughly with tap water, rinsed the tapwater off with distilled water, then rinsed off the distilled water with 93% alcohol (accelerate drying and minimize oxidation as this occured).

      The boards all came out looking shiny and new, free of even a trace solder flux. I relubricated the potentiometers and switches, to ensure that they'd behave properly and... Every single component that got this treatment is still working just fine, including power supplies and motherboards.

      So, no: I don't believe that it was impossible to clean your pub PCs. Sure, they were gross, but I think that you didn't really try, preferring instead to go "Eww! It's gross and broken! Obviously it's broken because the gross! Yuck! Throw that thing away!!!".

      What kind of tech are you?

      (Where I work at, we occasionally get electronics in from places like Ford engine plants, which are oozing in black goop, with fans seized, and everything covered in crap. We clean 'em up, fix them, and give them back to the customer. They last for a few years before we need to revisit them, and then we literally just rinse and repeat.)

  294. Re:Good for apple by Dravik · · Score: 1

    Not if the democrats get their bill through.

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  295. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then don't stand around people who smoke. I have never seen a smoker light up around a bunch of non-smokers. Every smoker I have ever known goes off to the side somewhere that is out of the way or with a group of other smokers. It's also funny how you have asthma problems around cigarette smoke, but not around vehicle exhaust smoke or fire smoke in general. "Hey, those people shouldn't be allowed to barbecue because some little punk with asthma has decided to stand right next to the grill."

    Smokers are very considerate compared to you fat, SUV driving, anti-smoking whiners.

  296. Re:Good for apple by sloth+jr · · Score: 1

    All of the things you mention affect only the person doing it. Smoking (and maybe excessive drinking) affects others.

    I'm not for a nanny state, but don't expect me to stand up for the nauseating direct and indirect health effects of the smoker. You smoke, you'd better be doing it out of my face.

  297. Re:Good for apple by sloth+jr · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sorry, it's very obvious when:
    a) using anything from a smoker's house
    b) being near a smoker, whether they are smoking or not.
    c) driving behind a smoking driver
    d) someone is smoking nearby.

    Zippthorne is in no way unique in this regard, even if your own olfactory sense is not processing the stench in the same way.

  298. As a former Mac Genius... by _spider_ · · Score: 1

    As a former Mac Genius, I've denied coverage for an iMac machine that I'd say was 'smoked to death'. It was so pungent and strong, we could barely stand being in the closed-off Genius room (were we did our work). It was awful, and that was before we opened the machine. Cigarette smoke is tends to make the usual dust-bunnies way worse. They stick to everything. The machine was completely stained brown and had succumbed to horrible over heating. All the vents and passages were clogged with crap. I can't post the photos, but anyone who has worked on computers I think would agree. It was just disgusting.

    Even the employees who were smokers agreed with the decision. I felt sorry for the customer - I really did - but ultimately he agreed and understood my decision (he wasn't particularly happy, but wasn't upset either).

    I have nothing against people smoking for themselves. But its unreasonable to ask or force people to share in it.

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  299. Re:Good for apple by BLKMGK · · Score: 1

    I didn't say I was annoyed much, just that I CAN smell it and it IS nasty. I can't help it if they've managed to kill off their senses so badly they don't know how much they stink or what the smoke smells like. Yes, I CAN smell it and yes it's nasty. Do I bang on their window and bitch? Nope! That's their business and fine by me, they sure as hell won't do it in MY car though. It's sure nice to walk into an office and not be assaulted by the stench or be assigned to an office that a smoker used to use that's covered in brown ick. There's a reason why cars that have been smoked in sell for less and are not as desirable - they stink!

    My state's about to pass a law banning smoking in most bars, I can hardly wait! I went out to a bar for the first time in ages last night - first thing I had to do upon entering my home was strip and toss my clothes in the dryer and take a shower. My hair reeked, my clothes smelled too, and I couldn't stay long because the whole place stunk. I've seen what this does to computers and it's pretty obvious what it does to lungs. When you blow your nose after being someplace like that and the snot is BROWN then duh it's not good. If folks want to kill themselves fine but don't try to force me to join them and don't act like it's a God given right to do something so offensive to others.

    So - get off my lawn! :-P

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  300. Re:Good for apple by ajlisows · · Score: 1

    That's right! You can't get hurt in a car! Yeah, when I was in a low speed car accident years back I only broke several bones in my hand at a cost of $50,000 or so after all was told. My hand was damaged by being caught between a combination of the air bag pushing towards me and my inertia pushing towards the steering wheel.

  301. Re:Good for apple by Firehed · · Score: 1

    As a straight atheist, should I then be entitled to a CU option instead of marriage as I don't want to have anything to do with religion?

    Genuinely curious - I'm of the opinion that marriage these days has very little to do with religion (despite often being done in a church). Two (or more!) people can love each other without getting married, yet certain rights and benefits are awarded to married couples that aren't available to two people that love each other and live together. One of my mother's friends only just got married to the man she's been together with for probably 30+ years, and it was entirely to do with legal nonsense that you can't sign over to a non-spouse (living will, estate, things of that nature I think; I'm not overly familiar with what happened)

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  302. Re:Have you ever looked inside a smoker's computer by jcombel · · Score: 1

    That's not from smoking, it's from dust and dander in the air. His father probably has pets.

    negative. the orange color is a pretty solid indicator that this is a smoker's house.

    a house with pets will have larger hairs (and plenty of them!), those are more like fibers from carpeting.

    sure, clean houses get dusty computers, too, that's just the nature of computers because of how air flows through them. a house that is well-maintained will have very fine, soft dust (highly processed by vacuums).

    not photograph-able: the sticky-to-the-touch quality of that orange dust. uugghhhghghghgh

    my shop does mostly PCs, and we will also not warranty hardware problems on parts with exposed circuit boards (or fans) when they're coated in that gross residue - for both neglect-to-the-equipment and this-is-gross-you-can't-pay-me-enough reasons

  303. Re:Nokia, not Apple. You know these scandinavians. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Men can use vibrators too. cf: Bill O'Reilly

  304. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think there is more drug use BECAUSE they are illegal. It makes the entire ordeal more risky and exciting.

    If all drugs were legal, people might stop using the law as a barometer for what is "good" and "bad" and start thinking for themselves. Drugs would become ubiquitous, able to be purchased from any place for a couple of bucks. Drug dealers and gangs would weaken and society would be a better place. I have lived in places where drugs aren't illegal for personal use and they had nowhere near the drug or crime problems that the US has.

  305. I'm quite sure it's false by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    You can work in environments with extremely dangerous stuff and OSHA is completely fine with it. All they require is that the dangers are disclosed and marked, and that employees have the requisite protection from those dangers. If tobacco residue was a health hazard (it isn't), then all you'd have to do is provide whatever protective gear was needed to mitigate it. Gloves and a mask, probalby.

    That's all OSHA is about. It isn't about making sure everyone works in a clean office environment with no dangers in sight. It is about making sure that people are aware of the dangers in their work environment and have access to the equipment and training needed to mitigate them.

  306. Re:Good for apple by starseeker · · Score: 1

    Because to remain a compassionate society we have to soak up the medical costs associated with the problems it causes. If we want to decrease those costs without throwing people to the wolves, the only alternative is to encourage/compel healthier behaviors.

    It's a balancing act, but in human social systems "no man is an island", however much some of its members might wish they could be.

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  307. I think you are confused by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Many people here have this "Well you can't make workers work with hazardous materials!" attitude. Really? Then where do things like car batteries (which have lead and sulfuric acid) come from? Where do your computer chips, which use all kinds of chemicals to make, come from? If you said "Some third world country," you are wrong. Intel, for example, has the majority of fabs in the United States. So how's the work?

    Well what OSHA says is that employers can't expose employees to hazards unknowingly, and without proper training and protection. That's all. What this means is you CAN be exposed to hazards so long as:

    1) The hazards are noted. Things such as proper signage for the types of hazards, markings for areas with dangers ans so on.

    2) You are trained in those hazards. They give you a course and materials that say "This is how to work safely in this environment."

    3) You are provided with safety gear to mitigate the hazards. So a helmet for a construction zone with falling object hazards, protective gloves for a caustic hazard and so on.

    That's all that is required. Your employer just can't send you off to a dangerous situation with nothing.

    So, in the event a computer with smoke residue was a hazard (it's not) then they'd simply need to make sure this was known, and proper protective equipment was provided. At that point, their workers can't sue. They can quit if they don't want to do the work, but they'd have no standing for a lawsuit. So long as the dangers are stated, mitigated and trained for there is no problem.

  308. smoke? try ramen by ysth · · Score: 1

    Nothing is as bad as dried ramen sauce

  309. I just love this argument by rsilvergun · · Score: 1, Insightful

    it completely ignores smoking's enormous cost to society. Right now a genius doctor is studying how to cure a completely avoidable form of lung cancer instead of researching a naturally occurring one. Right now food costs more because land is being used to grow tobacco. Right now gas costs more because trucks are burning fuel transporting smokes.

    "But smokers pay taxes" you'll whine. There's a deference between money and resources. Money is an abstract and unlimited concept. Fuel, Land and Doctor's time are not.

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  310. Society gives me the right by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    That's kinda the point of society. We get together and agree on common ground. So far, the common ground (that isn't making billions peddling smokes) is pretty dead set against the things. Personally I can't wait for smoking to be stamped out. It infuriates me that there are people w/o enough food to eat in this country while my tax dollars are going to tobacco subsidies. Because your 'legal pleasure' sure needs free money from the feds...

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    1. Re:Society gives me the right by jareth-0205 · · Score: 1

      Well... not smoking and being from the UK where we have heavy taxation on tobacco (beyond any cost to society), and a welfare state that catches anyone who might starve... I'm not sure I really understand your point...

  311. Re:Good for apple by dasmoo · · Score: 0, Troll

    Really, you've never met a considerate smoker because you've never noticed them. They're the ones who don't sit in the smoking section of restaurants because they know how much it sucks to have someone smoke in the same building as you when you're eating. They smoke in the wind so that their clothes don't stink. They pick their time to smoke.

    I mean I could say i've never met a considerate Jewish person, and that's racism (I've never met a Jewish person though, so it's not racism), but you've never met a considerate smoker and that's somehow alright? It's funny the people who normally complain about the rights of others being trampled trample the rights of others whenever they get the chance.

  312. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or here's an idea. How about not going to work for a place that you know people smoke in if you can't put up with it?

    Would you go to work as a fireman and complain about fire danger? Would you go to work as a police officer and complain about getting shot at? Would you go to work as a garbage man and then complain about the smell of trash? Would you work at McDonald's and complain about the disgusting "food" that they serve?

  313. Re:Good for apple by Trogre · · Score: 1

    I fully understand your point, and agree for the most part - however there is one way in which people knowingly harming themselves is affecting us - we end up paying their medical bills.

    I'd rather my tax dollars were spent on more deserving causes, but do not support making smokers, bicyclists, and other "high risk" groups forfeit healthcare.

    (Disclaimer - I am a cyclist)

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  314. Re:Good for apple by ogdenk · · Score: 1

    Man, I wish I had mod points. Well said.

  315. Re:Good for apple by ogdenk · · Score: 1

    Isn't that why we pay over $3/pack in taxes?

    And who the f**k are you to call me lazy and unproductive? I get more done in a day than most IT monkeys get done in a week. Douchebag. Those smoke breaks act as impromptu meetings and a chance to reflect on what I'm doing.

    Slashdot and Facebook cause more loss of productivity in my environment than smoking ever could.

  316. Re:Good for apple by baboo_jackal · · Score: 1

    This is reason enough for me to quit. I hate the idea that I might stink.

  317. I call bullshit by anw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is A-Grade bullshit. I have been a chain smoker for five years. You could probably tarmac a small freeway from all the crap that has fallen into my keyboard. But there is no tar whatsoever on my heatsinks or fans. I just cleaned them last week ( after five years ) and there is dust, yes, but no tar.

    The most disgusting computer I ever saw was one kept in a screen-printing factory with a concrete floor. Grey dust 2mm thick over the whole motherboard. Can people refuse warranty service on computers because they don't like your carpet?

    Take your anti-smoking FUD and stick it somewhere else.

    1. Re:I call bullshit by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Informative

      I call bullshit on your bullshit. I fix PCs for a living, and you know when the owner is a smoker because you get this stuff inside it:

      http://www.thecomputerwizard.biz/photos/smoke2a.jpg

      Brown tobacco residue everywhere. It's thick and sticky and difficult to brush away, unlike normal house dust. It also smells like an ashtray.

      What worries me most is that the owner's lungs are probably like that too.

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  318. Re:Good for apple by masterzora · · Score: 1

    As an asthmatic who grew up in a rural area outside a small, pretty much unpolluted city in southern Oregon, you can't convince my my asthma is directly caused by pollution and smog in urban areas. I'm not blaming smokers for my asthma, but they certainly don't make it easier on me when they're smoking in my breathing space.

    That said, I'm against penalties for smoking in most outdoor areas (and believe that reasons for bans inside most commercial and public places are obvious), and have become quite adept and not breathing for extended periods of times without triggering my asthma.

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  319. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work at an Apple authorized repair/reseller shop in WA. When we receive a heavy smokers unit 1) it stinks 2) the nicotine crystallizes on the dust/cobwebs inside the computer. These webs are nasty yellowish color and if a tech gets a bare hand in the crap, the smell sticks with you for a week.

  320. Re:Good for apple by masterzora · · Score: 1

    It's one thing to insist that you simply choose not to work as a fireman if you are afraid of fire danger, since in that case handling fires is your job. In the case of people smoking, however, you can only really say the same thing in a smoking bar. Regulations protecting employees from smoking customers are truly in the same class as other regulations regarding workplace safety.

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  321. Re:Good for apple by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

    So sad, too bad. Driving while high is illegal in all 50 states, and 40+ have statutes that including cannabis and other illicit drugs under the umbrella of public intoxication.

  322. Re:Are you lying? by olrik666 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I don't believe you for a second. Your statement may look good for slashdot, but one would expect all electronics to fail because of smoke. Are TVs, VCRs, DVDs, PVR's, fridges, sound systems, game systems, microwaves ovens, clocks, etc., failing because of smoke? Of course not.

    Olrik (non-smoker)

  323. Re:Good for apple by spagma · · Score: 1

    So should a$$holes

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  324. Re:Good for apple by Cal27 · · Score: 1

    A restaurant may not necessarily be owned by the public, but it still is a public establishment in that anybody can come in and eat and they shouldn't have to breathe in smoke while doing so.

  325. Re:Good for apple by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    Where the real hipocracy is, is when life-time smokers expect expensive treatment to keep them alive for another 5 years.

    Smoking isn't a guarantee that you'll get one of those diseases, it's simply a dramatic increase in odds. We all know some smoker who is 90 years old and has been smoking for 75 of them.

    Liberty isn't just about money, guns and cars, it's just as much about what kind of life you wanna lead urself.

    It certainly is if I want to spend my life making money and buying guns.

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  326. Re:Good for apple by ogdenk · · Score: 1

    I'm even farther right. I don't believe in bans in private restaurants, those people can choose to go elsewhere and vote with their wallet. If the OWNER wants to ban smoking in his restaurant, I'm all for it and I'll vote with MY wallet and go elsewhere. No hard feelings even. I can sympathize with non-smokers who want a 100% smoke-free environment. Just don't mandate it for every business to follow suit. If enough people cared they should have lobbied the RESTAURANTS to eliminate their smoking sections not abuse the lawmaking bodies to ban something perfectly legal.

    I don't eat at restaurants which banned smoking in my town unless I'm meeting someone there. In the city I work in which banned smoking in private businesses, I don't eat at real restaurants. Period. I'll just get fast food to go.

    I don't expect them to change their mind in those places in my town that eliminated their smoking sections. I respect their stance and I just go elsewhere. When you take away my ability to go elsewhere nearby, I get pissed.

    In my own home, I'll do what I want within reason (murder is out obviously), whenever I want and with whoever I want. My house is the United States of ME (and my family of course). Anyone who feels otherwise can kiss my ass.

    I'm all for gay marriage BTW. The Repubs who are against it are hypocrites in my opinion. Chest-thumping and cries of freedom yet they want to oppress scientists, intellectuals, atheists and homosexuals. I'm a devout atheist AND a libertarian. I'd love to see Palin publicly humiliated and stripped of her ability to serve in public office. Religion has no place in public office. Period. That's a private matter. Don't think I'm an Obama fan by any means. He pisses me off for other reasons. His stance on gun control is appalling. The liberals can have my bullets.... minus the brass. For free even.

    Will there ever be a candidate crying for freedom and small government that isn't a bible-thumping, batshit-crazy whackjob? I don't want someone in office who ignores facts or twists them to try to make them fit the fairy tales their mommy and daddy made them sit through on Sundays. Period. That's like killing in the name of the tooth fairy.

  327. It might not smell nice by BrianMarshall · · Score: 1

    "The outgassing" isn't smoke.

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  328. Re:Good for apple by tigerhawkvok · · Score: 1

    I'm actually partially allergic to the damn stuff. It's bad enough that when I'm near a smoker for more than about a minute, I have to remove my contacts and my eyes get bloodshot. It's damn unpleasant.

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  329. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know what, Fuck You... Im a considerate smoker, I try to stay away from people who dont smoke, especially children. BUT if you come close to me while Im smoking, its your own damn fault you got a asthma attack. Same diff if you cant swim and you got too close to a swimming pool and fell in. Im sorry your wet, but its not my fault you got to close

  330. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Curious. Marijuana is way less addictive and toxic than cigarettes or alcohol, and I am pretty sure that you are not allowed to smoke it at home, in most of the US at least. And last time I checked yes, penalties could be quite harsh, all the way to jail time.

    Doesn't stop most people. My friend willfully ignores overreaching laws he doesn't agree with his own home.

    You cannot beat your wife

    You can't do that at home here but in some localities in this state it's legal on the courthouse steps on Sunday.

    raise your army

    Unorganized militias are supposedly perfectly legal. Doesn't stop ones that don't fall in line from being labeled domestic terrorists though. The tree of liberty needs a little watering anyway.

    print money

    You got me on that one. It's just plain wrong to print your own money. And kinda tough these days.

    or shoot people,

    Depends why you shot them. If someone is robbing my house, I'm going to shoot them if they are armed or put up resistance. If someone poses a threat to any member of my family, I'm going to shoot them many times. If they just kinda piss me off, I can't really get away with shooting them. If they piss me off they won't be in my house anyway.

    and you cannot do bunches of other things.

    You can do whatever you want. You really can. Providing you aren't noticed and reported. It's my house and I WILL do whatever I please. Fortunately I have some morals and ethics and won't go summarily executing house guests or doing lines of coke with my kids.

    Actually the only thing that I can think of that would be OK inside your home and illegal outside is walking around naked.

    Personally I'm all for that being legal in public. If a dog can walk around naked, why can't I? We're both mammals. We both have penises. To me it seems a little unfair. What's so repulsive about the human body we don't want to see? I probably wouldn't do it very often because I'm thin and get cold pretty easily but hey, I'm still for it.

  331. Re:Good for apple by ogdenk · · Score: 1

    Hygiene comes into play as well. I'm a smoker but my equipment is cleaned regularly and I change my home air filters often. I have never had equipment that was that bad off.

    You have run across a lot of smokers with poor sanitation and cleaning practices.

    I have not had one machine fail due to smoking-related damage but I have repaired many machines from DIRTY homes with chain smokers.

    If the smoke CAUSED the failure, I can see denying the claim, otherwise it's wrong and likely illegal if they opt not to repair or replace.

  332. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some people are more sensitive than others. My brother smokes, and my Mum can tell the days he's been home from the smell, and he doesn't even smoke in the house, just coming in is enough.

  333. Re:Good for apple by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    I was a smoker and I hated working on a heavy smoker's computer for that exact reason. Everything inside the machine was sticky and smelled like stale smoke. Even so, if Apple wanted to exclude smokers they should have put it in writing BEFOREHAND.

    LK

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  334. pffftt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fuck you and the car you drove here in - you're inflicting the pollution from your car on me, and I'm not wearing a face mask because you won't cycle. You cause environmental damage to the buildings with your shitty car, and you're inflicting ALL of us, on the sidewalk, in the restaurants, on the beaches, in the office buildings, with your selfish attitude and behaviour with your car.

    How does that switch work for you?

    "(cigarette) smoke turns into dirty-looking sidewalks from the tar"....
    shit you're kidding me, right? Easy enough to put those outdoor ashtrays back in place, and your problem's solved.

    Car drivers egregiously abusing their rights and harming others - you're all ASSHOLES, and I'm going to SIK the GUMMINT on you BASTARDS ---- WWAAAAHHHHHHH !!!!

    1. Re:pffftt by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      How does that switch work for you?

      It's pretty laughable comparing smoking to driving. There are no jobs that you have to smoke to get to. There are no grocery stores that you can't get to without smoking. There are no schools or children's soccer games that you magically get to by lighting up. Cars are actually useful.

      shit you're kidding me, right? Easy enough to put those outdoor ashtrays back in place, and your problem's solved.

      Obviously you've never looked up at the ceiling of a restaurant that allows smoking. You'd be amazed at the amount of particulate output from cigarettes.

      Oh, and just to counter both your points with a single study, "The air pollution emitted by cigarettes is 10 times greater than diesel car exhaust". And diesel exhaust, of course, is far nastier close to the ground than normal cars. Just saying.

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  335. Re:Good for apple by ross+axe · · Score: 1

    Well, if I ever bump into you you'd better remind me not to blow smoke directly into your face like I normally would.

  336. Re:Good for apple by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    The way I parsed AC's comment, that's what he was actually proposing too (except allowing the religions who have co-opted the word to keep it). Maybe my own bias though, since I agree. Hetero- or Homosexual, as far as the government's concerned, let them all be "unions" and leave worrying about whether it's a "marriage" or not between the couple and their magic sky daddy.

  337. it's a gross issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not one of us has seen the machine in question, it could have been so "smoked" that it was unhygienic. not to mention that a lethal dose of nicotine is a mere 70mg. let's say they washed the machine, there might be enough nicotine on it to kill a man.

  338. Re:Good for apple by ross+axe · · Score: 1

    As for second hand smoke in general, I half consider it to be assault.

    Oh, come off it. It's this kind of self-righteous bullshit that makes it real difficult sometimes to have sympathy with genuine allergy sufferers. Because I really do have sympathy, in principle, for people who suffer from allergies. I'm happy to be considerate, if there's an asthmatic present I'll gladly stub it out or move away, and I'm happy to pay for inhalers and whatnot out of my taxes. But when the persecution of smokers gets going, I just get pissed off. Here in the UK, the government has recently crossed the line, to the point where I now feel that the civil liberties issues are now more pressing than the health aspect.

    It's about time people realised that there are both smokers and non-smokers in the world, and a reasonable accommodation has to be reached between the two based on mutual respect and consideration for each other.

    Oh, and I'm sorry, but your personal dislike of the smell can form no part of a sensible debate on the subject. If I didn't like the colour of your jacket it'd hardly be reasonable for me to suggest you go home and change so as not to offend my senses.

  339. Re:Ridiculous - 2nd attempt by Dan541 · · Score: 1

    Cat and dog hair don't cause cancer. Smoking does,

    GP was talking about smoking and the non-damage has caused to computers, in his own experience. Computers don't get cancer.

    But they do get a tar build up.

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  340. Re:Good for apple by ross+axe · · Score: 1

    I, on the other hand, am far enough to the left that I could possibly be considered to be a communist, and I agree with you. This simply isn't a left/right issue, it's a civil liberties issue.

  341. New EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just unpacked new iPod and I found new EULA: "Unpacking your computer from org box is a voilation of the following: {list of 123 bullets, incl. 12 crimes i 59 from anti-terrorism act}. Gov't has been notified already (as by buying you have intended to): {list of 123 bullets, incl. 12 crimes i 59 from anti-terrorism act}.". BTW: EULA was inside the box.

  342. Re:Good for apple by ross+axe · · Score: 1

    Look, if you already don't smoke indoors, you're half-way there. Why not give it up entirely - for YOU. You're the one who will save the money, not have to go outside in the middle of winter at 3 am to satisfy a craving that you really wish you could sleep through, not have your clothing smell, be able to taste your food better, etc.

    And there's the unwanted advice he was on about. Perhaps you'd like some lifestyle tips off me as my way of saying thankyou for exposing me to some persuasive arguments that I'd never ever heard before?

  343. Re:Good for apple by Fred_A · · Score: 1

    However, the very expensive treatment a smoker receives in hospital, the effect it has on second hand smokers (possibly also receiving treatment) and the loss of productivity of smokers negates easily any cost savings by moving over to the other side.

    s/smoker/obese/ and your comment works just as well...

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  344. poor smokers by Tom · · Score: 1

    Oh, the poor smokers. They only want to be left alone and for the rest of the world to completely ignore that they are filling the air around them with poisonous gas. This is a crusade, I tell you! Everyone has the right to poison his environment as he sees hit, and the right that his environment totally ignores that! The oppression must end! Free poison for everyone!

    I applaud Apple for standing up for their employees. I don't know what kind of internal lobbying it took, and for how long, but it is a great step forward for smokers to get some feedback on what they do to the world around them. As adults, you should take the consequences of your actions, and take them like a man instead of like a crybaby.

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  345. Re:Good for apple by Tom · · Score: 1

    I forgot how that dialectic trick is called, but you did notice that you jumped from one case to a general conclusion there, didn't you?

    Maybe he does not hurt anybody but himself, but the vast majority of smokers do. They care nothing for people around them and expect "tolerance" from everyone who they poison.

    And that is why some of us are obsessed with controlling their actions. They hurt us. All we want for them is to stop. I would instantly sign an agreement saying that I may never again say a bad word about smokers if in return all smokers promise to never smoke where they do not have explicit permission from everyone who will get a part of their smoke.

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  346. Re:Smokers by XCondE · · Score: 1

    As for the health concerns, well I smoke anyways, but I do it outside. I'd still wear gloves, just like I almost always did.

    Do you also re-apply your lipstick after a cig?

  347. Re:Good for apple by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

    The two might not be as unrelated as you think
    Solely counting cancer deaths of smokers is a bit of a short-sighted evaluation of it's effect on public health.

  348. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was also conclusively proven that having fat friends or family increases the chances of you becoming fat, regardless of your physical distance from those people.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/25/health/25iht-fat.4.6830240.html

  349. They're kindve f'ing themselves because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know a single person who'd buy a mac, who doesn't smoke a shit ton of weed.

  350. What about pot smoke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spent many years puffing away in front of my computers, and I have to admit I didn't always blow the smoke away from the equipment. My wife killed my netware server by cooking chickens in the oven and the chicken fat smoke killed the fan in my machine and it overheated... There is something to be said about blowing smoke into sensitive electronic gear, especially floppy drives and hard disk bearings. Just my two cents...

  351. Two, count them, two by jericho9 · · Score: 1

    The Consumerist article cites exactly two instances in which an Apple Store claimed that the warranty was voided by second-hand smoke: in April 2008 and "a few months later" (no date given). It doesn't exactly seem to be a major or ongoing problem with Apple's policies on repairs.

  352. Re:Good for apple by cortana · · Score: 1

    Your statement about the use of medial resources comes across as both glib and selfish.

    If the tax paid by smokers went into a fund that could only be used to treat smokers, and the only source of publicly funded medical care for smokers was that fund, then you would have a point.

  353. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Someone in the car in FRONT of you is smoking and you are annoyed? Seriously? Get a life, ..."

    Nothing pisses me off more than some assfuck in front of me who decides to throw their LIT cigarette remains out the window. Very intelligent when driving in a 1-ton potential bomb with a bunch of others trailing behind them.

    Not to mention, most smokers in general are inconsiderate assholes (tossing lit butts out the window is a good example of this) seemingly oblivious to the fact that their habit not only stinks, but is annoying to people who have allergies and asthma.

  354. Re:Good for apple by Goaway · · Score: 1

    Which nanny-state arguments where those? That you shouldn't be allowed to hurt other people? That you shouldn't be allowed to needlessly tie up life-saving resources that others need?

  355. Re:Good for apple by Goaway · · Score: 1

    Mind your own business. Is your life so miserable that you have to impose yourself upon someone else's?

    I guess buy this point you had worked yourself into such a tizzy that you completely forgot what my argument was and were just yelling at the people in your head, yes?

  356. Liberal Agenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow this is scary. All you people and your legalities make me laugh. Apple is the computer epitome of the liberal agenda. If it was up to Obama, all government workers would be forced to use MACs. Apple is a communist company. Iv never appreciated any of there business practices. This is exactly the type of Liberal direction our country is headed. Wake up you fraging Comeees, there is no such thing as a perfect world. You will never be able to create one with out making slaves out of us. And I have in my possession what it takes to prevent you from enslaving me. There is a war coming in this country. Guaranteed.

  357. Re:Are you lying? by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

    Most of those devices don't have fans designed to move large amounts of air through them.

  358. Have to see pictures of the machines by aaron_pet · · Score: 1

    Look, if somebody has made their computer totally nasty by using it as an ashtray,
    1. That should void the warranty because customer gross negligence damaged it... you don't blow particulate matter into a computer!
    2. If the computer has fine soot all about it, don't touch it.

    I suspect that the computers were saturated with cigarette smoke, and There should be a way to charge the customer for rediculous clean up... 40 dollars an hour plus materials for Personal protective equipment.

    Some goggles and a mask and a special cardboard box with venting -- vacuum attached...

    I do feel sorry for the people who contaminated their computers...
    1. They are such dumb asses
    2. They probably are about to loose a lot of data, and should have an option to pay to have the damn thing cleaned.

    Apple should make a note in their legalese... unless they already have something that covers it...
    certain Exposure to particulate matter may void your warrenty, and or have a break-even cost to clean price associated with it.

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  359. Not a smoker, but still understand how WRONG this by cboslin · · Score: 1

    I am so glad I never started smoking and encourage others to quit, but there is nothing right about this. Smacks of yet another corporation doing anything it can to NOT honor their commitments. That is more disgusting than any smoker could ever be.

    And I know how bad smoking can be, once looked at a house for sale, with the three people living there, all three smoking as we were going through the house, probably in a lame attempt to hide the fact that their house reeked of smoke. Very unusual for people to be in the home when a Realtor is showing their home to prospective buyers. And one of the two of us had asthma, so we were sensitive to potential breathing issues in homes. The upper third of the walls, in all rooms of the home, were a burnt brown-orange color that we guessed was from nicotine. Needless to say we were in and out of that home real fast. Even if we could somehow strip and clean the walls, we were not convinced that we could successfully clean the duct work from that much nicotine buildup, ugh. Obviously this example is on the less than 1% extreme side for smoking, trust me it was disgusting. As awful as that was, Apple's stance on not honoring their warranty is more reprehensible to me.

    Even with that negative experience and being a non smoker, I still can not see how any corporation can welch on their obligations (warranty) based on smoking alone.

    OSHA violations my behind. They could at least remove the PC from the offending environment and work on it in a cleaner place.

    I am sick and tired for corporations enriching themselves at the expense of consumers. If this article is true, something tells me it is, Apple is on the same list with Health Care Companies, Telcos, especially Cellular companies, Insurance Companies, Financial Companies, Hospitals, Banks, Credit Companies (all types), Oil Companies, Cable Companies, add-your-favorite customer-no-service-company here.

    To protect yourself from a corporation, use RipOffReports.com and check them out. Unlike the Better Business Bureau were a company can be a sponser and have negative reports removed, with RipOffReports, the company can (and should) respond, but the complaints, even after satisfactorily being resolved are NEVER removed.

    I once checked out the top 10 banks in the country...all of them had complaints in the multiple thousands, not just a few. The complaints from customers of greater than 3 years, 5 years and 7 years are particularly telling.

    Same with the Wireless ~ Cellular companies. There was NOT a single good player in the group, all of them have hundreds, if not thousands of customer-no-service-complaints! If they cared about you and me, they would attempt to make it right. Since they do not it is obvious that they believe that they do not have too.

    All the industries mentioned above ASSUME (for me they assume wrongly) that as consumers we have NO CHOICE and we will just switch from one bad company to another.

    If you only have two choices, you have no choice.

    You always have choices and if you can not find at least three options, you are not looking hard enough or from enough different persectives. As for RipOffReports.com, I expect companies to have a few complaints, its how they respond to those complaints that matter to me. What excuse is acceptable, not to even respond, to not even attempt to make it right with the customer, well there is NO EXCUSE on the company's part for that neglect of customer service. Obviously they are counting on all of us being SHEEP and not caring what they do to our neighbors. Hold them accountable, your children and your friends children will thank you one day!

    There is only ONE solution, all of us, to a person, must stop doing bu

  360. Relevant hardware by bjs555 · · Score: 0

    Give in to the urge. You're fscked anyway, more or less.
    http://www.frozencpu.com/cig-01.html

  361. Playing by the rules by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    means turning in Jews in Nazi Germany. Playing by the rules means turning in dissenters in Soviet Russia. Playing by the rules is unrelated to justice.

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  362. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you just feel stupid because your "argument" got torn, shredded and crushed into a fine powder. better luck next time, little boy.

  363. Re:Good for apple by Random5 · · Score: 1

    I have a horrible sense of smell as my nose is usually blocked from hayfever and other allergies (I know this because other people often notice odours that I simply can't) but I can still smell a smoker by being within 2 meters of them. My mother was even more sensitive to it, she could tell if i'd been near a smoker in town, which is impressive considering I would just be walking past them - while waiting at bus stops i'd always move upwind of any smokers as I couldn't stand the smell and irritation of the smoke.

  364. Re:Good for apple by Random5 · · Score: 1

    No. There should be higher taxes on whoever causes the accident, which is usually the car because a lot of drivers don't know what they're doing and don't properly check their blind spots for motorcycles. Of course if it's the motorcyclists fault, they're fair game, but generally if it's their fault and they're being an idiot, they wind up dead.

    Really, more people should be riding motorcycles, if they drive sensibly it would do a hell of a lot more for the environment and congestion on our roads which are mostly taken up by sedans with single occupants.

    And you're blatantly wrong about the cost to the community of motorcycle accidents, you're underestimating their contribution.

  365. Re:Good for apple by Random5 · · Score: 1

    Driving a car is not a right, either catch public transportation or live within walking distance of your work.

    Not everyone in the world is responsible/coordinated/skilled enough to drive a car. And when I say responsible I'm including people who are certainly not hoons but don't check their mirrors, don't pay attention, don't know the road rules or try to do other things (call, text, eat, drink, other things which distract them) while driving.

  366. get a shop vac! wow by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 1

    Get a shop vac then. Cats and woodworkers also have gummy computers. BOY! some pussy ass techs at apple!

    You havent fixed computers if you havent fixed dirty computers!!

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  367. wtf....? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't just decide to not service something your company warranted because they smoke. Just about every piece of electronics including appliances, stereos, TVs, cable boxes etc etc etc have fans in them and would have the exact same result. I am not a smoker, but does that mean smokers should be automatically void from every warranty for everything in their house??? Come on people, you're going a little far here...

    If these Apple nerd workers are so concerned about it affecting their health maybe they should look elsewhere first, like the greesy burger they had for lunch and the gallons of Mt Dew they down in a day.

    I have worked on many gross PCs and laptops, and Ill take a smoker's system any day over someone who has a disgustingly dirty house and in return a disgusting computer... Or how about when you find some roach or other bug carcasses inside?

  368. Aren't many laptop components toxic in genral? by prometx42 · · Score: 1

    Ridiculous, I'd like to see an environmental toxic screening at the Chinese production facilities for Apple's computers. Aren't there likely to be many "toxic" substances inherent in these devices? Making a political statement through your company's warranty policy seems a little hypocritical and just...silly.

  369. I agree and dont agree by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    I agree being a tech myself, who has to work on a smokers computer can be disgusting to say the least. I feel like vomiting inside the case and leaving it there, to prove a point.

    However, I do not agree with Apple's tactics, I would on Apple's part say they fall under a category where there must be a tech that smokes himself, and feels nothing wrong with working on a computer that has been in a smoke filled house.

    This would be the less abrasive attitude, however Apple seem very snobby these days.
    I would send them to a tech who smokes, and in the mean time, I would also make sure to change the warranty agreement, because this one they just might lose big on.
    I hate smokers but they are humans like us (non smokers) and still deserve the guarantee they have when they bought the machine.

  370. Motorcycle accidents by coinreturn · · Score: 1

    The majority of motorcycle crashes are caused by ... or idiots in cars.

    Obviously made up statistic. Are you forgetting all those motorcycle "lane-splitters"? Also, the percentage of motorcyclers I see speeding far exceeds the percentage of car drivers I see speeding (especially excessive speeding, i.e., more that 20 MPH over the limit).

  371. Neat little world ends... by coinreturn · · Score: 1

    If you are out in public you assume the risk of being outside where your neat liittle world ends...

    As does yours. How about I rub up against you while wearing a suit covered with sharp spikes?

  372. Car smokers by coinreturn · · Score: 1

    Someone in the car in FRONT of you is smoking and you are annoyed? Seriously? Get a life,

    The REALLY annoying part is how they flick butts out the window - heaven forbid they dirty their car ashtrays the way they dirty their lungs. Worse are the ones who empty their ashtrays at a convenient curb. Nasty shit.

    1. Re:Car smokers by gullevek · · Score: 1

      Well in America perhaps. Haven's seen that in Japan. But the basic respect between people might be 0.1% higher ... who knows.

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  373. Cat owners next? by camazotz · · Score: 1

    I'd never thought of the idea that the smoke, tar and other byproducts of a smoking habit could gum up the inner workings of the PC (heatsink and such). What's next? Cat owners? I know I pop mine open at least once a month to clean out cat hair stuck in the fans, sink and so forth.....

  374. Re:Good for apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because my tax dollars may end up paying for his hospital bills when he's dying of cancer and the insurance companies won't cover him anymore?

    Some people need to develop an imagination before using the words "He's not hurting anybody but himself." I mean really, who thinks that this person has no family and no houseguests who will be exposed to second-hand smoke? What if I'm one of them? Of course this applies to any smoker, not just XedLightParticle.

    Amazing how some people don't want me to defend my own interests so that they can keep doing whatever they want.

  375. Re:Good for apple by KermodeBear · · Score: 1

    I understand that those who are involved in regular vigorous activity are more at risk to physical injury, which can cause them to take more sick leave in order to recover. I hereby recommend that all exercise be banned.

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  376. Re:Good for apple by shambalagoon · · Score: 1

    There are several core issues in regards to smoking that make it different in key respects from doing anything harmful to yourself.

    1) I am all in favor of allowing things that damage oneself to be legal. That's the essence of the nanny-state discussion. So I'm with people who are against the idea of a nanny-state. BUT smoking is harmful to others. Go ahead and damage yourself, but when you damage others who have not given consent, that is crossing a line.

    2) Smoking by its nature releases smoke into the air and is therefore the business of everyone that encounters that smoke. This smoke is a) addictive, b) nasty-smelling, c) a mind-altering substance, and d) causes cancer. To those who smoke, would be fine if a stranger a) put an addictive substance in your food without your consent, b) farted such a nasty fart near you that it stuck in your clothes for days, c) slipped mild mind-altering drugs into your food/drink, or d) released carcinogenic gases into your environment?

    3) On mind-altering substances, I'm very much of the philosophy that people should be allowed to use them. But nobody should be allowed to MAKE me use them. Nicotine affects brain chemistry. While it may be a fix for you, it makes me feel ill and causes terrible head pain.

    It's a no-brainer. The violent reaction from smokers to the thought of banning smoking from public places and even outside is no doubt related to the thought of being unable to get a fix with one of the most addictive chemicals known to man. Remove that, and you have a case where smoking causes obvious infringements to the people around you, each of which clearly should not be allowed.

    If all smokers switched to the patch, the problem would be entirely solved in my mind. Do what you want, but keep it to yourself.

  377. Sweet by R0SS1 · · Score: 1

    Go Apple! This is good!

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  378. Re:Smokers by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    Back in the '80s, my high school had to send in computers repeatedly to their service unit. They'd send Apple IIe computers in, they'd be fixed, and arrive back at the school damaged again.

    They figured it out one day when the truck arrived at the school, the driver opened the back, and billows of smoke rolled out the back of the truck. This in the winter months when the smoking driver kept the cab windows closed.

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  379. I had been avoiding hackintoshes... by Fished · · Score: 1

    I had been avoiding running a Hackintosh out of some latent guilt and a feeling that the Apple hardware really was better anyway. But if it now has no warranty (yes, I'm a smoker, yes it's a horrible disgusting habit, yes, I should quit) then I feel my guilt slowly seeping away. Sorry, but this is ridiculous PC bull.

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  380. customer service by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    There's a failing video card in a imac sitting right here

    Graphics failed in the MacBook Pro I'm typing this on. When it did I headed down to an Apple store and made an appointment with the Genius Bar the same day. The tech ran some tests and said the graphics needed to be replaced. He then went into the back and came back a few minutes later. He said they were short on the part so he'd have to order it, and when I asked he said it's be in in a couple of days. He then said I could take the MBP home, after rebooting it was working again, and they'd call when the part came in. Because of a repair backlog, there are 4 Apple stores in my area but one closed for remodeling, it took a week to get it back. I later found out that if you pay for Apple Pro Care, which costs $100 a year, you're put at the head of any line.

    That failure was the first of two hardware failures this MBP had, and it failed more than 16 months after I got it. The second failure was the DVD drive, after 2 years. I bought two other Macs used. One was a Mac SE 30 I bought in 1992. They were made in 1988-89 and mine lasted until 2000. A few months after it died I bought a PowerMac 7300/200, which were made in 1997. It died in 2006.

    I've also bought PCs new, one with Win 95, one dual booted NT4 and Redhat Linux, another had ME, and one came with Linux preinstalled. Except for the NT4 Workstation/Linux PC they had had to have both the hard disk drive and the motherboard replaced before they were one year old. The Win 95 PC was a Gateway, the WinME an HP, the workstation was from Microway, and the Linux PC was a store brand.

    Whereas every Mac I had lasted more than a year before I had trouble with it of 4 new PCs I bought only one did not have trouble during it's first year, the Microway PC. Unfortunately its CPU is a DEC Alpha and I was unable to install much software, DEC's FX!32 software emulator wasn't as good as DEC billed it as, on it so I haven't used it much.

    I guess I'll send it in at the last day of warranty :\

    Grit your teeth and take it into a store. Then if they say they need to order the parts to fix it take it home and have them call you when they come in. You might be without it a few days but at least you'll get it repaired.

    Falcon

  381. Re:Good for apple by jmickle · · Score: 1

    I thought an apple a day was only meant to keep doctors away..... Not smokers and cars?!

  382. Re:Good for apple by gullevek · · Score: 1

    Well I am a heavy smoker for probably 15 years and I never had brown snot come out of my nose :)

    On the other hand I am in the last western country that still has enough places for smokers.

    Just recently a special smoking Cafe opened across the station I work. Just for smokers, nobody else. Gotta love it here.

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  383. No, it makes sense by crackerjack314 · · Score: 1

    Have you ever worked on one of said machines? I have coworkers that get sick from just touching the nicotine-covered parts. It's disgusting to handle tar-covered components, and the smell is overwhelming sometimes. Plus, the warranty is voided by the damage caused by smoke in some cases. It is as good for things like fans and optical drives as it is for your lungs. Sometimes the machines are so gummy that it's basically a loss unless each piece is throughly scrubbed clean with solvent. I'm not exaggerating.

  384. Re:Are you lying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or cell phones, for that matter. I have opened my share of the devices and if not because I saw the owner smoking I couldn't tell one cell from another.