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  1. Yay! More FFXII! on FF XII Re-make, New RPG Announced By Square/Enix · · Score: 4, Funny

    FFXII was a damned fine RPG, a refreshing outing from Square and, while rehashing old stuff can be tiresome, more FFXII is better than many of the alternatives, like more FFVIII, even more FFVII, or worse yet, FF Versus XIII, in which Square has slipped into the depths of self-parody. Have you seen the trailers? We have all the essential elements: black leather, self-cutting angst, girly men, and lots of huge swords. I think Square ought to just cut to the chase and make their next installment FF:BB, or Final Fantasy: Bankable Bishies. Make it an action RPG where your party consists of Cloud, Squall, Zidane, Tidus, Vaan, and for the purists, Cecil and they fight the multidimensional menace Kefkujaroth. Just get the visual kei fetish out of their system so they can concentrate on making wonderfully approachable fantasy RPGs like the old days. Of course, if the Kingdom Hearts franchise is any indication FF:BB is likely to spawn the inevitable sequel, threequel, fourquel, etc. so maybe that's not a good idea after all...

  2. Two words: Bracket erasure on Java Generics and Collections · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sentence in the above post should have read as follows:

    So List<String> and List<java.math.BigInteger> and List<javax.swing.JComponent> all compile down to the same type: List.

  3. Two words: Type erasure on Java Generics and Collections · · Score: 4, Informative

    Java generics are kept back-compatible with the old VM spec by way of type erasure: parametric information is "erased" from the type when it is compiled. So List and List and List all compile down to the same type: List.

    Among other hiccups this makes it impossible to overload methods whose argument types differ only in the parametric information included with them.

    By contrast, C++ templates and C# generics create a type disjoint from all other types in the same type class for each set of parameters in the type declaration.

    Yet another sterling example of Java lossage.

  4. Check out the Angry Videogame Nerd. on Was Videogaming Better Back in the Day? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    http://www.angrynesnerd.com/

    His reviews, while comically over-the-top, put the lie to the notion that the 8-bit era constituted a mythic golden age or edenic period at the dawn of the videogame industry, largely populated by auteur game designers who produced output in line with the bohemian values of truth, beauty, and good gameplay.

    A considerable number of the NES era titles, even those published by major companies like Konami, were utter shite, and would not make it past the comparatively rigorous QA standards of even cynical, moneygrubbing behemoths like Shit-A. Even titles beloved of kids at the time, like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the first NES game, not the arcade game), contained level-design gaffes approaching Daikatana levels of awful, like "that is so stupid, no freakin' way you'd expect a little kid to figure that out".

    So no, the videogames were not better by any meaningful objective standard way back then. There were the standouts like Pac-Man, Donkey Kong, and later Mario and Zelda, and then there was the long tail of crud. Crud that even managed to earn the Nintendo Seal of Quality by being minimally non-shitty. We just think it's better for the same reason some people think Men Without Hats were better than Nirvana: it's what we grew up with.

  5. I don't know about the FreeBSD lead... on Critical Security Hole in Linux Wi-Fi · · Score: 1

    but if he is a total git I bet he's got nothing on Theo de Raadt (OpenBSD projet lead). OpenBSD itself is a tank, however.

  6. Lessig would know more than me but... on A Law Professor's Opinion of Viacom vs YouTube · · Score: 1

    ... it seems that Congress is in Big Media's back pocket (see: Sonny Bono Copyright Extension Act), so any onerous copyright provision implemented by the judiciary would have been backed up by Congressional legislation anyway.

  7. Don't be sexist and forget the teenage girls! on The Ten Most Important Games · · Score: 1

    "Sephiroth is my BISHIEEEEE!!!"

  8. Me. I prefer Topology on the Toilet. on Google Releases 'Testing on the Toilet' · · Score: 1

    Metric spaces are the perfect accompaniment to a nice healthy number two.

  9. Wrong Tim! on 2007 Java Predictions · · Score: 1



    3. In what is heralded as the seminal article on the subject, Tim Berners-Lee mentions "IT2"


    I don't think TBL would be so buzzwordy. Tim O'Reilly on the other hand...
  10. Violent games are a root cause of real violence. on The Unfriendly Side of German Game Development · · Score: 1

    Or so the Germans would have us believe...!

  11. As we all know... on MySpace Users Have Stronger Passwords Than Employees · · Score: 1

    "...the four most commonly used passwords are 'Love', 'Sex', 'Secret', and... 'God'. So would Her Holiness mind changing her password?"

  12. Oh, come on! on Servers, Hackers, and Code In the Movies · · Score: 1

    Any geek worth his salt will find Hackers entertaining as hell, cheeseball plot and dialog notwithstanding. It's the epitome of geek-kitsch.

    "RISC architecture is gonna change everything."

    "Yeah, RISC is good."

  13. When the Functional Programming Revolution hits... on Microsoft Research Fights Critics · · Score: 4, Funny

    When the functional programming revolution hits the mainstream -- and it will very soon now as the current, C++ or Java way of developing software does not scale complexity-wise without requiring ever-increasing armies of Indians or Chinese to grind out the code -- Microsoft will be ahead of just about everybody else because they've retained the likes of Simon Payton-Jones and Erik Meijer to work in their research department. In fact, LINQ may just be the best thing to ever happen to functional programming because now that Microsoft is doing it, it becomes a legitimate enterprise programming activity.

    Microsoft is an 800-pound gorilla, but do NOT knock their research arm. Whatever it may have been in the past, these days there are definitely people doing interesting stuff at the very cutting edge of computing

  14. Re:Lightsaber controller on KOTOR Will Rise Again · · Score: 1

    how bad-ass would it be to see your on-screen character swinging around a lightsaber, matching every one of your real movements.


    Sorry, but LucasArts has to protect the integrity of their intellectual property, and it simply would not do for their Jedi characters to show all the lightsaber prowess of the Star Wars Kid.
  15. Re:Too violent? on What's Wrong With the FOSS Community? · · Score: 1

    Jen: "Come on, Denholm's called a general."
    Roy: "Another one?!"
    Moss: "I bet he declares war on something. He's always declaring war."

  16. It's MSN. on The Failure of the $100 Laptop? · · Score: 1

    MSN, a subsidiary of Microsoft, has a vested interest in seeing third-world kids using not an OLPC laptop, but the new Microsoft Xbox Live Learning Edition, with a 6-omegahurtz quad-core CPU, 64 dedicated DirectX fragment shaders, Windows Embedded and DirectX, .NET framework, and Media Center and Zune connectivity.

    Don't laugh -- it could happen.

  17. Aw, crap! on First Company Logo Visible From Space · · Score: 1

    It's just a stupid fast food joint, and a giant Mario head made up of throngs of NES players chanting "Mario! Mario!"

  18. Way back when... on Jack Thompson vs. Mortal Kombat · · Score: 1

    I still remember the days when Mortal Kombat was all about likenesses of real people.

    Man, Elizabeth Malecki was hot...

  19. I got one. on Wired's Very Short Stories · · Score: 1

    She said she's never coming back.

  20. Ain't no way Stallman will relent. on Will Stallman Kill the "Linux Revolution?" · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    He's got to be hardcore and stick it to the man, like his hero Hugo Chavez.

  21. Quad Father? Charming. on AMD 4x4 Quad Father, Quad Core CPU Details Emerge · · Score: 1

    I'm bracing myself for the gaming PCs based on this CPU setup, and sold under the name "Quad Damage"...

  22. For some reason, Sega seems to feature prominently on What Are Your Top Five 'Comfort' Games? · · Score: 1

    1. Rez
    2. Sonic the Hedgehog 2
    3. Gunstar (Super) Heroes
    4. New Super Mario Bros.
    5. Lumines

  23. Coach Wei? on Thank God Java EE Is Not Like Ajax · · Score: 1

    I think I'm more interested in what Coach Z has to say:

    "I use Ajarx to clean my terlet! It does a pretty good jaerb!"

  24. Strategically hidden throughout the hospital... on Power Suit Promises Super-Human Strength · · Score: 1

    ...the scientists placed upgrades for the power suit: morph ball, missiles, ice beam, screw attack, etc. Those nurses have a lot of exploring cut out for them!

  25. Re:ahem on Sexy Intel Computer Design Worth Big Bucks · · Score: 1

    The MacPro is trying to overwhelm you with GERMAN INDUSTRIAL MIGHT.