Sexy Intel Computer Design Worth Big Bucks
An anonymous reader writes From a BBC article, "Intel is offering $1m in prizes to designers and manufacturers who can come up with sexier alternatives to the "big beige box".
The competition is open to PC designers and manufacturers worldwide and each company may submit up to five different designs.
The grand prize winner will receive $300,000 (£159,000) to enable the mass production of the system and $400,000 (£212,000) to co-market the design with Intel. The runner-up will receive up to $300,000 to help with manufacturing costs."
I hate looking at some gaudy colored box in some has-been trendy shade.
The only think worse, is when they have an odd shape so that a CD case slides off the top. If it is going to be ugly you might as well be able to stack stuff on it.
This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
Are its machines not "sexy alternatives to the big, grey box?"
They run Intel processors, too.
This message printed on 100% post-consumer recycled electrons.
Why don't we use what we've got already? If you want a box with curves you buy a box with curves. If you want a box that's going to sit there and look like you're not a gamer by profession then you can buy a normal box.
Or just buy an Intel Mac.
I'll subscribe to Slashdot when I see a month without a dupe, a typo, or an article the "editors" didn't read.
The big mirror-finish black box.
Can I have my money now?
www.apple.com/store
just deposit the cash in my account, OK?
Is it really this hard? I went to a trade show about five years ago and saw funky PC designs from some division of Hyundai that were orange plastic pyramids and things of that sort... It's Not Hard, just get on with it. Hire a designer, fer cryin' out loud.
I am a leaf on the wind
If they want to give Apple an extra million bucks, why don't they just do it?
"[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz
I'd like SFF with only USB, ieee1394 ethernet and external power supply.
Just remember, unless the sexy new design can be stamped out in a factory in taiwan for the same cost as a biege box, it will be consigned to a niche of "interesting" designs and ignored as an oddity. Why do you think off-white is such a popular interior paint colour? Because its cheap and it doesn't clash with any other colour.
There are already cool, sexy pc case designs out there, but the biege box still rules. I suppose that Intel are trying to force this design into being a "success" due to their company-marketing-mass. Good luck. They are doomeed, dooooomed I tell you.
The biege box will just be tinted a shade or two, squished in shape a bit and then touted as a "breakthrough" in PC design. Leave the innovation to niche manufacturers like Apple.
Apple has some good ideas on the boring concept of cases and they have been done well. I am expecting something that looks like a case, but has some extra features on the outside, both functional and visual. I hope this effort results in some serious advancement in how cases Work, Look, and Feel.
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For a while, I was into case modding. I had my stepfather do the metal cutting and so on, because I'm an accountant; I don't know how to cut metal and if I can get others to do a better job for me for free then cool. I had him cut stylistic holes in the side panels and I installed neons and light cables etc. That was a couple of years ago though.
Now my PC is under my IKEA desk, so nobody sees the sides. I have a missing drive bay cover so you can see the coloured fans but thats it. Stylish PCs may be a big deal to some, but I lost that interest quite quickly.
Sure, your PC looks cool, but who really cares?
we will see a comment mentioning apple getting copied.
I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.
Why didn't they just look at what the case modding community is doing? They've come up with some pretty awesome stuff already. And there's literally thousands of design ideas there to use.
Even though I won't be using any of them; why spend twice as much on something that's only going to be seen when I reboot my computers or install new hardware?
But then again, last time I brought this up, I was modded 'flamebait',
Y'all don't think that a rack-mount sequencer style PC (or console) case, together with rack-mount Hi-Fi (and other accessory) units would look the dog's nads?
"You do the work, we'll reap the profit$"
Something where you could have a few side by side or on top of each other or both would be nice, although I'm sure there are some like that already.
It would also be nice to have one that's like a table...as that's why they end up being for me anyways. Coffee table/computer? It's an idea...
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Unless you're a student of design, who cares what your computer looks like? It'd be nice if it made slightly less noise, but then I'd just complain about the volume of the air conditioner.
How we know is more important than what we know.
how does my case look? it's got 3 windows. 3!!! of course, the window on the side with the motherboard tray is pretty useless...
and, it may not be the smartest decision, since they get hella scratched up, but i've always been fond of the clear design
I always thought a nice high-end wood cabinet would look nice. Something you could slide a metal case into, it would protect the computer and look real classy.
Other than that, I think the real problem isn't the case but all the fucking cords. I have dual monitors so I have 4 cables just for the monitors under my desk, one for mouse and keyboard, ethernet, 2 for printer, plus an extra one for my portable devices. I know it's been tried before to make one fat connector to the monitor (apple..) but cords suck!.
Ok, plus fitting it into places. They should make a modular case that can transform between a desktop, tower and a cube so you can fit it into anywhere. Also, no screws, dammit! I like the Dell cases for PC stuff, they are pretty slick. MACs are almost antiseptic inside. For a server, a nice LCD on the front would be cool, for temp, fans, activity, etc.
A lot of people have their shit on the floor, so maybe carpet? would be a good covering. Ceramic tile looks nice too, for a kitchen box.
I think this is a stupid contest. What's wrong with the box? If I need compact, I get a rackmount. Otherwise, just make sure it proportioned, flat on top and maybe have wheels on the bottom, with brakes.
Cool! Amazing Toys.
Let me get this straight, for only one million dollars Intel makes a 'contest' in which the true winners are.. Intel themselves!
/.) and, in the end, possibly even free development of a nicely designed PC.
Cost of the contest aside, they get free advertising (via word of mouth from places like
Not that there's anything wrong with it... I guess it's just good business. Just don't ever think they're not purely doing it for their benefit.
I have to admit though, I like the idea. Maybe people will stop thinking that a PC that looks like an Alien is cool once this contest possibly produces something actually nice looking.
TLF
I do not respond to cowards. Especially anonymous ones.
I actually haven't seen a beige box for a few years now. There seem to be plenty of designs to choose from. What was the point of this contest again?
I think the concept of offering a reward for someone who can redesign the beige box is a good one, but it seems like Intel is going after the wrong audience. It seems to me that if a company had an idea to make an amazing new design then they would already be doing it. I think a better idea would be to offer up a reward for individuals who have ideas, but not the means to actually start producing these things. Either buy the design and pay a reward, or else give the person seed money to start a business producing the things. I can think of a number of things off the top of my head that would improve the current design of the beige box, but I have no way of building one for the contest, nor do I suspect that what Intel is offering would be sufficient to get started in the business of manufacturing them.
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... spend $4k, get paid $1M, profit $996K!
The most stylish thing you can do with a computer is hide the bloody cables. Ask anyone's wife.
My idea (and if you steal it and can manufacture it with $300K, my wife will love me for it):
Wall-Mounted LCDs with built-in computer hardware, wireless keyboard/mouse. Hide the wires in the wall the same way you do with any wall-mounted TV. A bluetooth DVD-CD drive built into the keyboard for data transfer and installs and you're golden.
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I WIN! Muhahaha!
What, like some sort of fem-bot or Steel Angel or something?
Or maybe with WWII-style cheesecake art painted on the side of the case?
I realize our society has become saturated with sexuality, but come on, people -- it's a box. You can (and probably should) make it more aesthetic, you can make it visually interesting, you can make it artistic... but I've always thought the term "sexy" was overloaded.
Just how arousing can a bunch of metal and plastic be, anyway?
...stupid "get a Mac if you want curves" comments, and many being modded as insightful. Granted, there have been very few Intel based PCs that have been contenders to win design awards but I've seen a few that are easily as good looking as many believe the Mac to be. Dell's M2010 is far better looking than then notebooks being sold by Apple. The Sony RS Series and LS Series are great looking desktops, the LS being the all-in-one like the iMac. The Sony Digital Living System is a great looking media center PC. It's all a matter of taste.
One of my favorite comments was this one, "Hopefully we get some different options from this, but speaking generally, how much can you do different?" Ummm, perhaps you are a) not the target for PCs like this and b) are not creative enough to design an elegant, stylish PC case. I'm always amazed with this attitude from geeks given that they'd be extremely passionate if one we re to say something equally as inane as, "why spend billions of dollars to go to the Moon or Mars? They're just lifeless rocks with no interest to anyone."
I am surprised anyone at a so called tech site like Slashdot would ever want a "Sexy" computer. I like my computers to be generic so they are upgradable and repairable by me. Its one of the reasons I would never buy an Apple. Anyone on this site purchasing a "Sexy" computer cannot call himself a technology enthusiast.
"Sure, your PC looks cool, but who really cares?"
Do you hide your car under your desk?
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A small hint for all the potential designers out there. Try using a game engine (and tools) as a poor mans solidworks.
I am not so sure I would even want to go there.
I am not so sure that sex and computers go together.
Money is good, but then some hookers get paid well.
It's probably obvious, but it seems that Intel wants to remove the business stigma associated with beige boxes. Non-geeks just aren't going to want to have they typical Wintel box in their living room. Rightly or wrongly, marketeers believe this is the reason for the failure of the media PC.
Intel wants a platform to showcase their multimedia technologies. They can't convince Apple to use them, so offering a US$1 million prize is a lot cheaper than Intel doing it themselves.
We still talking about computers here?
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
Steve Jobs already turned down the sexiest shaped computer possible (well, excluding naughty bits):
(from "The Second Coming of Steve Jobs")
With a case like that, you'd need to hire a Phrenologist to fix your computer when it goes on the fritz.
-Don
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Math is hard, so the Barbie PC uses the Pentium to guess at the answer in software.
-Don
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I also have the same pet peeve - "design for design's sake" sucks! How about design for functionality?
It is not just about getting things to look sexy - its about getting things to look different. Getting things to look different cosmetically is the first step towards actually making them different.
/.ers do more with their computers than Joe Schmoe.
I think the trend is to get rid of the PC as we know it and slowly replace it with devices that can only do specialized tasks - an Xbox for gaming, a Media Ceter PC that replaces your TV and audio system, a buisness PC for making that ugly slide show. Sell the same basic hardware, throw in a few specialized devices like that fancy new graphics accelerator and physics processor for the Xbox, a nifty tuner card and remote for that Media center thing and and make sure that printer and scanner only work with the BizPC. Make the software dumb "Click this button and everything will just work its so simple." Ofcourse you make the case and software look different so that Joe Schmoe could never even dream that his Xbox could run his little spreadsheet app no problem.
Sell all three to Joe, charge obscene license fees for the software - maybe pull a TiVo to ensure only your own software works with your hardware. While you are at it charge an extra 500 bucks because the Xbox case was designed by Armani and looks sexy.
This is great for buisness but it should scare most of you since
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Reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled.
...stupid "get a Mac if you want curves" comments, and many being modded as insightful. Granted, there have been very few Intel based PCs that have been contenders to win design awards but I've seen a few that are easily as good looking as many believe the Mac to be. Dell's M2010 is far better looking than then notebooks being sold by Apple.
The M2010 starts at $4000, or $1200 more than the biggest MacBook.
The Sony RS Series and LS Series are great looking desktops, the LS being the all-in-one like the iMac.
The LS starts at $2100, or over twice as expensive as an iMac. At that price, it's not really a consumer PC.
The Sony Digital Living System is a great looking media center PC. It's all a matter of taste.
Apparently, if you have "taste" on the PC side you have to pay an arm and a leg for it.
Why is it that PC folks used to go on forever about how expensive Macs were, and now that Apple switched to Intel processors (and kept their prices almost exactly the same) comparable systems are so much more expensive from Dell?
Who gives a flying rats arse about how the box looks like as long as it is quiet and doesn't accumulate dust. The big problem with today's PC design is that they think I want to interact with the box. As a result they put user periferals in the box which is stupid because now I have to place the box where it is accessible and thus visible. My design would place the DVD drive in a keyboard with a single multi function cable (Audio, USB, SATA, power control, and various indicators like PWR and HD) running to an invisible box hidden well out of view and if possible on the other side of the wall in the toilet or above the ceiling. The key to a good PC design is not in the box! It's in the keyboard (pun intended) Single USB/Multi card reader socket at the top for your flash drive and so on, USB hub at the read and a DVD slot on on the right side.
That means fast, right? I thought so. Just like blue neon lights make my Honda hover and go faster. Oh... it says it's worth "big bucks". Well, that's true, I guess. You what else is worth big bucks? Sexy intelligence reports. If I want sex, I think I'll stick with people...Eeewww.
What?
I suddently got a mental picture of Disney barbie case.
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A Open Source project group should get together and build a case. And the money won could be used to fund the project.
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I mean... haven't we (the computing industry) been doing that since computers were invented! Isn't it about time we stop putting computers in a box, and put them where they'll be useful? For example, why can't my Arnette's include a VRD that's wirelessly connected to the processors in the sole of my shoes, which are also wirelessly connected to my belt buckle, which also doubles as a high-speed removable USB flash drive?
You are alone in the world.
You may not give a shit about what your case looks like, but in the retail market where PC's sit on shelves the shoppers do care more about how their PC looks then really what it does.
Just recently I build a computer for a friends parents with a nice low profile Micro-ATX desktop/tower case and a 19" LCD monitor. It replaced a huge white box & 17" CRT on their desk and after some cabling cleanup it made their study look bigger and much nicer.
They were so impressed they showed it off to their friends, and within a week I had requests for 4 more.
People do care about the asthetics of what they buy when they want it for more then just basic functionality, the computer speed & jargon goes right over their head and they just want something that works well and looks good.
... are generally technical wannabes who can't hack the real stuff.
Engineering is the art of compromise.
nvidia does have a cool looking box for video cards we should be looking to things like that. I think a Monitor stand with video cards in it is a cool idea.
http://www.nvidia.com/page/quadroplex.html
Oh, and while on the subject of keyboards! Can someone tell these morons to stop messing with the keyboard layout. Cursor keys, Page up/down, INS,DEL,END and Home used to have a standard place. It worked fine for decades so leave it alone unless you find a breakthrough that makes me type twice as fast!
I recently bought a new keyboard and had to return it because if had these keys laid out differently causing untold grief. I instead managed to score an "old" keyboard somewhere so at least work and home have the same keyboard layout.
SGI also had a few mighty fine designs for their desktops, but looking at their product range now it seems like the gave up on the desktop. Some links: http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=SGI&ie=utf-8&o e=utf-8&sa=N&tab=wi
Another old design which still looks good comes from what was NeXT: http://www.channelu.com/Turbo/NeXT/i/cube1a.jpg
Jumpstart the tartan drive.
Anybody remember the last time intel came up with a sexy new desktop design
Repetition does not transform a lie into the truth. - FDR
I think the solution is to design computers (home computers) as black boxes with a similar form-factor to other television components so that it can be piled into the stack, invisible because its just another component. Then link to it wirelessly with your laptops or create a wireless SunRay type box to link to it from the office.
For the enterprise SunRay type boxes are the solution. Perhaps designed to hang off the back of flatscreen monitors or small and bland to sit next to the monitor unobtrusively.
Too slow!
But he is going to do it under a pseudonymn, since he works for Apple,
and has designed all the Macintosh and iPod devices.
His super-secret pseudonymn will be ROGER BORN.
He will also use the following addy -
*** ****** ***
Ridgecrest CA 93555
(that's where they can mail the prize money)
Regards,
An attempt to get people to change their system on a yearly (or less) basis. It's all about selling more chips. Why do you think they made mobile phones into fashion items?
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Some of us like the big beige box. My current PC was a gift, so its got a sexy case, but my old PC was in a gray box. Or, rather, it had the frame of a gray box. I like leaving my computer open. It helps with ventilation, and I like the cyberpunk look of exposed electronics.
Yeah I think that Intel is finaly getting it. They need to try to be cool, just like there partners Apple are. I think that the should not waste time and money on the cases and leave it to Apple and third party companies. Microsoft tries to be cool and all they come out with is more seg-faults and failures. Who ever can be smooth, calm and popular with people will win
That is the real trick isn't it? Getting the smaller curvier ones to take all of your bits without drama...
We are all just people.
"The only think worse, is when they have an odd shape so that a CD case slides off the top. If it is going to be ugly you might as well be able to stack stuff on it."
Well you're going to hate the Sir Mix-a-Lot computer case.
Computer disguises that just might sell:
1950s-starlet-manniquines, with the CD drive in just the right place.
[for those geeks who know they'll never get the real thing]
A toaster, with 2 cd drives.
[Also makes for a good Battlestar Galactica pun]
A table lamp. Yes, a real, working, lamp with an honest-to-goodness 60W incandescent light bulb.
A stack of WIRED magazines.
A stack of Sports Illustrated magazines for the incognito look.
[Software includes PDFs of every swimsuit issue ever made.]
A couch. Yes, the couch you sit on while watching TV.
CD drive is the crevice between the cushions.
A cell phone. Oh wait, today's cell phones are computers. Nevermind.
Wall decorations. Oh wait, that's been done too.
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In most cases, the monitor will be the TV, the primary control will either be a TV-remote control-like device or voice command, with a wireless keyboard optional.
Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
I agree. The Mac Pro is a horribly ugly, grey, utilibrarian machine.
However, the PowerMac G5 is an beautiful, silver, understatehood work of art.
They both come with built in native spell-check for all major applications.
Big apple, new Yorik, undig it, something's unrotting in Edenmark.
Call me crazy, but I think the IBM Thinkpad, at least some of the older models, are really pretty machines.
I find a completely black, very rectangular box to be very good-looking. Completely black, meaning no lights on the outside (except maybe a small, dim power light), no windows, no silver fan grills, etc. Two black buttons, located at the top of the front of the case: Power and Reset.
So that the final thing looks solid, stable, and powerful, but still doesn't attract any attention.
at least, any macs since the original 128k Mac.
http://www.vaio.net/sonyvaio34.html
One designer, who picked the name for a specific reason, the colors for a specific reason, etc.
They were beautiful until Sony transformed them into differntly-colored beige boxes with the R* series.
Why oh why oh why oh why do so many posters to slashdot link to an article about something, instead of linking to the thing? You could provide the link to the bbc article *as well* but you should link to the comp. You idiot.
And most of the articles you people link to are almost word-for-word copies of press releases, so please take the time to find the press release on the companies web site in that case, and link to that, not the shoddy journo's crap copy. You idiots.
http://www.intel.com/idf/corechallenge.htm
"Just how arousing can a bunch of metal and plastic be, anyway?"
Own a fleshlight?
Maybe a nice laquer cigar box is the answer. Imagine this as your desktop. http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/churchill/interactive/ _html/wc0001_1c.html
We are all just people.
http://www011.upp.so-net.ne.jp/kat2/pc/ern005/ekan a.htm
Sexy enough for you?
Hope be with ye,
Cyan
You know what's funny about the Dell laptop you listed, it has a picture with big radio waves coming out of a woman's head on the screen.
I'm not complaining about that looking kind of goofy. What I am complaining about is that it had big "1.3 Megapixels" over it, telling you the resolution of the camera built into the screen.
It occurred to me then - I don't even know the resolution of the camera in the screen of my Macbook Pro, nor do I care. Undoubtedly you could find it in one of the many specs listed in small text for the Macbook Pro, but they don't sully the ability to examine the computer with giant text like that. As it is, I really have a hard time from the product shots saying if I think the Dell laptop is a good design or not.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that even if a PC company comes up with a good design, users may never know because so much PC marketing gets in the way of being able to actually see the computer, and not the specs. This is a holdover from years of PC sales but companies need to get over it.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
Why should we mod you down when we can all laugh at you instead?
:-)
Thus, all your Funny mods...
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
in my personal experience, almost all cases now come in black, grey, blue or a similar dark shade. I haven't seen a beige box in a long, long time.
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I'd like for someone to design a desktop rack. Modular yet small enough for a PC or two with some space for firewalls and smallish patch panels etc. just something that can be used to keep things tidy without the size (and weight) of commercial racks.
I just can't be bothered.
Am I the only one who dresses up their box in sexy lingerie? O_o
I have noticed that many people just use a laptop instead of a full pc nowadays. Now that you can get 1 from dell for around $500 with wireless, why bother with a whole pc. Most people are happy with the power of a p3, so any new laptop you get will be more than sufficent for most stuff people want to do (browse internet, send email, process words). Someone mentioned the cable mess, which laptops with wireless mostly eliminate.
I really think that laptops are where the consumer and corporate market are going. What improvements could be made to the basic laptop design?
SGI are borderline pushing up the corporate daisies arn't they? Look no further then the SGI O2, doesn't get much better then that, all other boxes can eat blue dust.
So just toss some of that Intel cash their way and it could be theirs.
That's the point of the contest, though--to design a computer that you don't need to hide in a cabinet. If you keep your boxes in a closet somewhere, then obviously what comes of this is totally irrelevant to you.
Put the computer inside the keyboard.
God spoke to me.
...and the Clapper, and some sensors under the rug in front of your sleeze-E-boy chair (or uberGPS if you are good). You sit down, two sharp claps! The roomba, with your mounted computer on it (inside another roomba shell, stacked), comes sliding into the room and and arm extends up and over to you with a tray on the arm and it has the remote, the keyboard and a mouse. It's all wireless with your 100 inch projector. Done with your session, one clap and the roombaPC goes back to the electronic slave quarters, out of sight. Added bonus if it has a tow hitch for your kegbot.
Especially the indigo, so simple, looked awesome. They work, but 100 dollar brushed aluminum or 10 dollar cheapo plastic cases are not much to choose from.
It's a cheap ad campaign.
...you will be approximated.
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you should be ashamed !!!
Don't misuse the death for your trolling fuckface
i hope the slashdot ops once come to realise to just scrap your damn account!
You'll note that scanner makers partially solved their particular problem by putting functional buttons on the front. e.g. Fax, print, copy, E-mail. Keyboard makers do something similiar.
Throw in a PCMCIA port and you've just described a laptop without the screen.
Now what would be cool would be a laptop with a removable screen. Mount it on the stand when your in "desk" mode, attach it back to the puter when your in "travel" mode. Make it adapatable so if you want an ultra swank 64" laptop screen to impress the people sitting next to you on the airplane attach it on, or if you want an ultra portable 12" so you can actually open your computer while on the plane go with that one.
-Coward who prefers to remain anonymous
Because everything in America is beige? Talk about a country founded by puritans..
K.
Just give that money to Antec
Why would intel change things, the box works. It is efficient, inexpensive, and intel has made millions off of it. Apple has not done nearly as well as the :beige box" Dell and HP have. Plus Apples are very expensive and they have crappy nonstandard hardware.
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The main attratcion of Macs is that they're utilitarian. They're practical and easy to use. You get things done quickly, easily and enjoyably (if that's a word).
They're also made to be neat looking. And that's nice too, but quite secondary.
In the case of the box, the attractions are that it's very easy to carry, very easy to open up and well organized inside. Not that much it seems, but it makes them vastly superior to any PC case I've seen.
A company has already gotten rid of the "big bad box" and put an entire computer into the keyboard. They are calling it the zero footprint pc. It has a cd-drive on the side, usb ports, and flash card readers on the front, just like many other people have already suggested for computer designs. Why not just give them the $1Mil and call it good?
I really want better designs.
I have a nice case, it's black and metallic, and has a handle on the top with some curves.
I also want to buy a new one, but current designs are sooo dawnnnn uglyyyyy...
To me... any F@#$% change in the current "we are squared cars, without wheels, but with radiators and front lights" is an improvement.
We are Turing O-Machines. The Oracle is out there.
Sleek looking laptops are effeminate. A man's laptop should be bright yellow with black rubber armor around the corners. Put a name like De Walt on it and you've got a winner.
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/6172/photos /fembot2.jpg
:)
Incase link has already been slashdotted, It's an Austin Powers Fem Bot
If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people
Penis Computer(TM)
Men would want to buy the "big one" and there would even be a market for slow ones for the ladies. You could market the "hard disk" etc.
"That's a pretty powerful Penis you've got there (TM)"
Yep PCMCIA port sounds fair. A laptop it is not. It's the user end of a computer. The noisy stuff, power supply, graphics card and CPU are in the box, hopefully sound proof somewhere deep below your desk where it can serve as a way to warm your feet in winder. Basically, a PC is an appliance of which as little as possible should be seen. It is the Keyboard and screen design that defines tomorrows computer.
If your gf is flat, make her wear a PC shaped like big knockers. Geek pleasure and sexual pleasure at the same time!
Table-ized A.I.
I think I know the house for you, then. Not sure what the availability is like -- and do you mind relocating to Vienna?
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"Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
... and mac-heads. That's not meant to be flamebait. Apple makes a good looking computer, and that's important to their users.
On the contrary: Apple could make a computer shaped like a giant turd (and depending on who you ask, has from time to time gone down this road) and people would still buy it in droves.
Within six months, PC case manufacturers in Taiwan would be making barebones lookalikes, shaped vaguely but not quite exactly like Apple's turds, and onward the world would merrily go.
(Disclaimer: I'm typing this on an iBook right now -- but don't ever assume that Apple's users tell it where to go; Apple tells its users what's cool. When they made a portable that looked like a toilet seat, you damn well bet people bought it.)
"Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
I'll give you a hint: his name involves a tasty Mexican food product.
(And no, "chihuahua" is not a food product.)
"Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
I wonder if Jonathan Ive will be entering the contest.
The bits on the bus go on and off... on and off... on and off...
I think the problem may have to do with the fundamental concept of a computer being an exposed motherboard with a series of slots that house exposed cards. This goes all the way back 30 years to the first micro bus standard (S-100) through most subsequent computers.
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This is indeed a practical and economical solution to the idea of putting together and updating your computer. It's really a holdover from the hobbyist days and people have gotten used to it, but it's not really consumer-friendly.
The cartridge approach as used with videogame consoles is better.
I think Atari had the right idea with how it implemented expansion on the 800.
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The only exposed surfaces were the card edges and the slot. Then you just close the lid.
You see this kind of design approach applied currently to flash memory. If you follow the evolution of the MMC card up through SD and into MINI SD and MICRO SD adapters, imagine the same approach taken with bus specifications. Older cards could be used with newer bus specifications via adapter sleeves. But you'd standardize on a singular form-factor. When you open up your PC, all of the guts would be hidden behind the casing except for the mating surfaces for the cards. All cards would be enclosed.
I don't see this happening because computer technology is by definition transient, disposeable. So nobody wastes money on ergonomics like this. Bus standards change so frequently that you can't even keep your motherboard that long anymore let alone your cards. So you might not even swap cards that much for the lifecycle of the PC beyond the initial system setup.
What I'd really like to see is more effort spent on coming up with a universal backplane that would be more future-proof, maybe something more passive where the glue that binds everything together was itself a module you could swap out. That way maybe the underlying frame could last much longer before becoming obsolete.
My dream computer case is a beautiful oak desk, made to my specifications. There is a slot in the middle where my ultra-flat monitor rises when I call upon it. Another elevation of wood hides the trayless loader for the optical drive. The rest is completely hidden away in the recesses of the desk.
I think computer equipment is inherently ugly. Mac designs are less ugly. In the end I don't want any of them visible.
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I once saw a Idea of a PC where the parts that the user needed in a smal box and the rest could be tucked away where you wouldn't see it. It was shown to housewomen and everybody really liked that part that you couldn't see anything.
I guess the reason it did not made it to market was because it will mostly be then male of the house who decides on technical stuff and they want it BIG. BIG tv, BIG pc.
I am planning on buying a dual DVD enclosure. One for a DVD re-writer and another for all the USB/Firewire/memorystick connections I can imagine. I can then put my ugly gray box or the beautifull one they design somewhere where I can't see it.
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Let's go the reverse route, then! How about focusing on building a durable motherboard on a tray, in a few standard sizes, with easily-reached sockets and standard-shaped fasteners, arranged so you can plug this tray into various cases? That is, instead of people assembling their own PCs piece by piece versus buying a complete desktop system (case, keyboard etc.) from Dell, you could buy a standard set of hardware picked out some indy designer, and pick from many independently-designed cases that will all fit that same set of chips.
In the slightly longer term, maybe we should reexamine the concept of plugging everything into a central motherboard, partly because that format limits the physical shape of the PC to being based around a rectangle. Is there a practical way (especially given current hardware) to have, say, a motherboard split into three stacked segments? Or to do away with it altogether?
Later, if restrictive technologies like DRM become more onerous and invasive, and mandatory, I expect a whole class of rogue hardware designs that can be printed using 3D printing tech. It won't be the most powerful on the market, and it'll be condemed for "being only useful for illegal and anti-social activity," but it'll have the advantage of being ours, subject only to design requirements that users want.
There's a science fiction story I read once, in which people had various ornate cases for their portable computers, and kept the same one while replacing the innards. They thought of that system as keeping the same computer, but seeing it get more powerful over time.
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We have an Anime Babe Case Mod, a Bikini Babe Case Mod and a woman's torso case mod.
I tried to find a case modeled after the male form to be a bit-equal opportunity, but Google failed me.
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surely this is the perfect design for most slashdotters?
I LIKE my case, it's extremely practical, it's good quality, it's fairly quiet due to somewhat thicker steel than most etc.
I don't want some ridiculous case shaped like a half a sphere or any other odd shape, I just want a box ffsake!
I wouldn't complain however about the shrinking of our PC's maybe even to the point of laptop parts being interchangable.
I'd love 2.5" HDD's in my desktop PC or DDR2 ram which is compatible with my laptop.
In fact the whole PC nowadays could be shrunk quite substantially, at least 50% that would be good and quieter to boot but sexy? please, not for me.
Oh and solve cable spagetti mess before making it stylish!
if you know what I mean...
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I know! Let's have a CONTEST!
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Mine runs linux. I win. Anything that runs windows is not sexy.
so sexy that it aches...
Ok, that's enough.
What?
They probably don't mean sexy; but they mean "hot", like their processor will get ...
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