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  1. Easy fix, on How Can a Programmer Make Everyone Happy? · · Score: 1

    let's just say, dead people don't have expectations..

    (dramatic) *DUN DUN Dunnnnnnnnnnnnn*

  2. Hrm, that explains a lot.. on Pillows Dangerous for Your Health · · Score: 1

    That explains why I heard high pitched screaming last time I torched one of my pillows.

  3. Re:My reasons on Why Do You Block Ads? · · Score: 1

    Just for the hell of it, I filled out one of those "You won an Xbox 360!" pages, since I was so incredibly good at punching osama bin laden 3 times as he didn't move, dodge, or punch back... Anyway, it resulted in about 30 spams a day, and NO XBOX 360!

    Good thing I used an email addy that expired after a couple days. (thank you jetable.org)

  4. Yeah right.. on 300 Years to Index the World's Information · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's going to take them a hell of a lot longer than that, considering my car keys are always moving.

  5. Re:article text on When to Leave That First Tech Job · · Score: 2, Funny

    I WISH we had cubicles, right now I'm working for a tiny startup company and we basically have one medium sized room (with big windows, at least) but no dividers of any kind, and our boss likes sucking on sunflower seeds and spitting the shells into a large cup.

    Try working on something with
    *sshhhtltpt.. dsh.. shshshsskhtpt.. dshh..*
    All day long.

  6. I hope to God.. on Martian Naming Madness · · Score: 1

    ..that they didn't call any area on Mars, "Lutefisk Beach"

  7. AJAX can be fun! on Better Web Apps With Ajax · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I made a little window-manager-esque thing in Javascript/CSS/HTML a few weeks ago (Looks messed up in IE, works fine in Firefox)

    http://dugnet.com/klown/ajwm/, all that's needed are some AJAX functions to swap out the contents of each window, instant freakish web-app thing..

  8. A little known fact on Keyboard Sound Aids Password Cracking · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's also incredibly helpful when they mumble their password as they type it.

  9. Re:Wha? on Windows Incompatibilities Frustrate D.C. Schools · · Score: 4, Funny

    optical mice are considered "eunuchs hardware" because they lack balls.

    Oh wait, the spelling, nevermind!

  10. Re:before there was monotheism on Marvel Gets Cash to do 10 Films · · Score: 1

    I think people tend to gravitate toward the 'superhero' type because they always have some sort of flaw which people can identify with, considering nobody is perfect. Whereas the a monotheistic God is viewed as flawless.

  11. Re:WWF on Balmer Vows to Kill Google · · Score: 1

    http://www.wwe.com/

    it's WWE now, I think the World Wildlife Fund finally got pissed off and sued them a couple years ago, so they changed it. UnaBallmer, that's a good one.

  12. I can imagine.. on Evidence Dinosaurs Are Like Giant Chicks · · Score: 4, Funny

    <CavemanBob> AAAAUgHHhhHHh! Why can't you just SHUT UP?
    <HugeChickRex> It was like, so hilarious! I hadn't realized I left that pizza there in there for a MONTH! *snort*
    <CavemanBob> AAaaghghu I make you extinct now!

  13. The guy needs to join WWE.. on Balmer Vows to Kill Google · · Score: 1

    ..or whatever they call fake wrestling nowadays.

    "BLUEeeeeeeeeeEEEESCREEEEN BALLMERrrrrrrrrr"
    *screams ala Howard Dean and then bits his own ear off*

  14. Re:goaste.cx? on Strong Emotions May Cause Temporary Blindness · · Score: 1

    Isn't it goatse.cx anyway? ... I suddenly feel terrible for various reasons

  15. You heard it here! on Monad Shell Removed From Vista · · Score: 1

    Vista has been neutered. Oh wait, you said Monad

  16. Hotels with free internet rule on Hacking Hotels 101 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was happy to find an ethernet port in my room at a hotel I was staying at some time ago, I plugged in my laptop and got all setup via DHCP. I checked my mail, checked slashdot, etc.. got bored, decided to play with nmap...

    I found some laptop (I assume) with IIS running on it, and some ugly website for a home siding and windowing company on it, I read it, wasn't interested.. But still, it seems that some people don't realize they're entering a fairly high speed and insecure network when plugging into most hotel setups.

  17. Rupert! on Planet X Larger Than Pluto? · · Score: 2, Funny

    They loooove our television there, and our mail-order furniture.

  18. Frickin idiot. on Dvorak on Creative Commons · · Score: 1
    ... a noncommercial site could distribute a million copies of something and that's okay, but a small commercial site cannot deliver two copies if it's for commercial purposes. What is this telling me?
    Derrr, I see a large difference between a commercial entity selling my work for $20 a pop, as opposed to people sharing them freely. The main point behind the non-commercial thing is so some skill-lacking "businessman" sees your awesome art or whatever and decides to slap it on his $100 product and give no credit (money or fame) to the original author. That's what it tells you, dimwit.

    My two cents.
  19. Uhhh dude, on Old Grandma Hardcore · · Score: 1

    First of all, that's not your grandma, that's your dorm roommate.

    And lay off the shrooms and get back to studying.

  20. Re:Linux needs a Screen of Death! on Asa Dotzler on Why Linux Isn't Ready for the Desktop · · Score: 1

    Kernel panic!

  21. Re:Open doors on Man Arrested for Using Open Wireless Network · · Score: 4, Funny

    Crap, and all this time I've been walking into people's homes and plugging my laptop directly into their switch.

  22. Stupid on Study Finds Value in Email Spam · · Score: 1

    If they're right, I should now have a 4'-long and constantly erect wiener, a 50 gallon vat of C!AL!S and V!AGRA, all the FR33 MICROS)FT SOF)TWARE I'll ever need, and be sleeping with hot housewives every evening..

    I call BS on that study.

  23. Slashdot: on MIT Physicists Create New Form of Matter · · Score: 5, Funny

    News for Nerds. Stuff about matter.

  24. Blatant Team America quote on SAG Rejects Game Contract · · Score: 1, Funny

    Alec Baldwin: "....way to go, FAG."

  25. Re:Linux Media Player? on Playing with Sony's Linux-Based Networked Media Player · · Score: 1

    I've been using them at my new job (digital signage place, surprise). The NSP-1's seem rather finicky about the format, 720x480 MPEG2 specifically, and they claim they can also handle streaming MPEG4, but we haven't tried that yet.

    But then again, I just started fiddling with these things about 2 weeks ago so I'm sure there's a lot I don't know about it.. Although it runs apache and includes some great Engrish phrases on the web-based control thingy.

    "System is now the restarting"
    "Please wait to the close of your browser"