NOT! I just wanted to take this opportunity to say fuck you to all you assholes with cell phones. There is no more sickening invention on the face of this earth. Especially, to you stupid bitches in my college who have begun dialing before you even walk out the class room door -- and never walk the 2 minutes between classrooms without making at least 1 call -- I hope you walk in front of a semi, and DIE
My best way to dispose of computer parts is giving them to the little brothers and instructing them to leave them in the toilets at school. It works out great for all of us -- the school gets from free parts, stupid kids at the school learn a lesson, principals have one more thing to worry about, and we get to LAUGH OUR ASSES OFF FOR DAYS AFTER. Yeah -- so basically you give them a mouse, and they throw it in the toilet and then pretend to have "just discovered it" and point it out to all their little friends. (Preferably AFTER having urinated on it.) Well one of those 2nd graders is SURELY stupid enough (yes, they do it every time) to reach in the toilet, pull the old logitech mouse or 286 mother board out, and hand it to the teacher... Then the investigation begins -- teacher passes to principal, principal calls the tech labs all worried that someone stole their "valuable" equiptment... oh GOD! And the funnest item to have your children throw in their school toilets has GOT to be keyboard keys in the urinals and a 250W POWER SUPPY in the shitter with a load of crap on top!
I'm glad to hear the RIAA has finally gotten around to doing thing THE WAY THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE in the first place. They had no business suing or even ATTEMPTING to sue Napster or Morpheus. They were both "common carrier" innocents, regardless if they knew the criminals were dominating the legal traffic by a 1000:1 ratio. The RIAA didn't face the FUCKIN THEIF users that needed to be sued, because they found the sheer number too daunting, but it's like a heard of scared sheep, and if you pick off a few of the biggest assholes (be they 30 yr old tycoons who "can't be bothered to drive to the CD shop" or 12 year old 5-finger-discount bitches) the RIAA has finally gotten the right idea. It's all quite analogous to what happened in the early 90's with software piracy: many BBS's had a special "warez" area with pirated shit you could download, well -- the FBI royally assfucked a few of the "big boys" who had 5-phone lines and almost all of the 2-phone line small-time theives were scared into submision -- relegating software piracy from friend->friend cdr burning and the few idiot theives who still hang-out on the more "underground" and "unknown" warez channels on some obscure places like IRC.
"The purpose of this is to lessen the load on servers for tasks such as professors sending files to students, thereby decreasing the amount of manpower necessary to administer them. "
Okay, assholes, good thinking and all-- but I DIDN'T bring my computer with ME to college to DONATE it to you as a "part-time server" because you are too cheap to buy a few extra fucking servers to host the files students need to get off the LAN for their classes. I mean WTF, let the professor host it on his pc -- he can't have THAT many students.
To the skank who posted the story, and namely this line: " It has some nice hard science data for those interested in why we're going to get some more blackouts in the future unless Congress gets its act together."
I'd just like to say FUCK YOU and your disgusting leftist mind. It is sickening that you imbicles cannot even IMAGINE that there could be a solution to any problem aside from increasing the involvement of the coercive force of government. (The originator of all the problems in the first place.)
To the dear asswipe who said this: "Bring that PII back to life"
Hey, FUCK YOU buddy, I just UPGRADED to a PII last week. So shut the fuck up you filthy rich think you're better than everyone else just because your running bleeding edge MHZ cpu's bitch ass mother fucker.
I'll take that P4 of your's and stick the 900 pins into your ASS.
By AUTHOR ?! That would make library browsing hell. How do you think I find cool new books about Asian history, Philosophy, and Linux ? I have the positions of where all those shelves are located memorized, and then I can go browse the sides of the books for titles I've not seen before or that look timely and relevant to something I just got into...
Do you REALLY know the TITLE of the book you want EVERY TIME ?! How many books exist that you will never know of if you only go to something you can "name".
Tired of being called criminals ? A 6th of our population takes up theft as their WEEKEND HOBBY and suddenly we're going to get all PC and stop calling them criminals ? When the bastards started calling hobos "homeless" (a term implying no moral judgment, and thus moral equivalency to those who lost their home by say, a natural disaster) I never switched. Same with the term "hearing imparied" which seems to me to mean they can't hear THAT WELL, not that they are completely FSCKING deaf.... so I don't expect I'll be changing my vocabulary to be LESS accurate in the department of criminology any time soon either.
The burning question that me and all the fellow chimp owners have in mind is -- and I'm looking for an INFORMED response, not some babbling guesses, DO I or DO I not have to worry about accidentally knocking my pet chimp up ? (ie, should I start wearing a rubber ? It feels so much better without.) If worse comes to worse, are any human birth control pills FDA approved for chimp use ?
This is supposed to be an America-centric site diptwat, why do you have to go and post crap about Europe. It's a fricking ocean away, we couldn't care less. At least if you're gonna post something foreign, Canada would be okay. (Though not Mexico, 'cuz they speak all like Mexikanos down there with their weird language. Why the fsck can't they just speak like normal people ?)
You know Ph.D's are like 68% more likely to experiment with anal than the less educated ?
I don't know about gang-bangs, but I hope the same rule applies. So if she's really as hot as you say, and she wants to try double-penetration and cum shots from a variety of cocks -- I'm the man!! I'll doo whatever necessary to make sure you don't get too jealous also, like pretend I'm totally not enjoying fucking the SHIT out of her, or whatever man! It'll all be kosher!
Why don't YOU get a clue ? Yes they're poor -- damn poor, there is no doubt about that. So how in the hell, exactly, would you please tell me, does that mean they have a God-granted "right" to high-quality entertainment -- namely American movies ? I can't afford very MANY American movies myself -- I'd like to watch a few more, but those pricey theaters *tsk* *tsk*, should the US government be helping me out of this pitiful situation ? Are my human rights being violated because I give precedence to other more important purchases ? (Namely net access and music ?)
Is this a matter of life and death ? Should the UN be holding emergency meetings trying to convince the free countries of the world to unite for the cause of offering VCD relief funds to the peasants of rural China ? Or maybe the US government should offer to send in the troups to construct huge free theaters all around China ?
(And to put a bit of perspective on how idiotic your rant is, I am in fact sitting IN CHINA right now, agonizing about the fact that my girlfriend works 8 hours a day -- for about $3 US for the ENTIRE day. I just got back from the local Wal-mart-esque store where I spent the equivalent of two days of her salary to get conditioner and soap.)
Why don't you try rephrasing it, substitute your identical concept with different objects... say designer clothing and inner-city black wel-fare children. Just think if a 15 yr old boy couldn't get his FUBU jeans to be trendy with all his "brothas", *oh the tragedy* and he was forced to sell his 12 year old sister into prostitution ?
So in conclusion, before you complain about people who thing intellectual property ought to be respected PERIOD, consider that if the people who created HADN'T it wouldn't exist -- and as such they have a right to sell it for ANY price they want, and to whomever they choose.
Bleh. Tell it to my little brother on his DYNO SLAMMER tank bike, and the guy whose MOVING VAN he did $700 of damage too -- with but the slightest scrapes on his back... (Of course the bike was in perfect condition to ride home, after the police did their little paperwork.)
No helmet at that, thank you much... Helmets look so queer. g/d
Yeah my ass they are -- maybe in LA and New York city. That is ABOUT IT.
Try finding anything to eat in Parkersburg West Virginia after about 8pm. Infact -- try to find a SINGLE FUCKING CAR ON THE ROAD. And it is a decently sized small city. You can easily starve to death if you are living on an odd schedule (go to sleep 8am and wake at 7pm) by time you shower there is no fucking food left anywhere.
Yeah they'll take a paper letter about as seriously as they would take a compliment about their website layout and design sent to them in a brown paper wrapped box from Ted Kazynsky...
They'll believe you even own a computer that can listen to ogg- - sure they will... ha
Think about it dipstik, if everyone was as lax as you, and didn't give a rat's ass in hell how the fuck things were spelled, then befor lawng, all ritten Enlish on the internet wood be near inkomprehensebull. It takes much longer to parse a shit ass sentense when a asswipe moron uses "their" insted of "they're" becus it is the wrong damn word. Why should everyone have to read it and mentally fix all the fucking mistakes when the asshole who posted in the first place could have just payed attention in the 7th grade ? THAT IS RIGHT. IN THE 7TH GRADE I HAD ALREADY LEARNED ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER THAN COMMIT ANY OF THE MISTAKES THAT ARE MADE IN 90% of MESSAGES.
When I was in the Beijing airport last week, there was this dude, and he was standing at the magazine racks (BTW right next to the children's books) flipping through EVERY LAST individual page of a 300+ page nudie magazine. (Like he was an old Chinese Geizer dude) and he was obviously enjoying it very much. Hell for that price, I woulda bought my own copy, but I was worried of embarassment if they decided to search my carry-on -- DOH! I was already past the security checkpoint anyway.
Anyway there was some little kids like 2 feet away... their precious eyes! DEAR GOD, the horrors. Of course, I didn't care what kids saw when I was 14 years old and my friends and I would go to Waldenbooks and grab all the "sex position" books we could find and drag them over to the kids section, and leave them wide open on the shelves! God that was hilarious.
Harvard ?? And American in the same sentence ?? Are you out of your fucking mind ? Harvard is one of the top anti-American, pro-terrorist institutions functioning and alive in the United States today. When have you seen a single word of support for anything American come out of that leftist post-Modernist shithole ?? Just tell me a single instance. They believe in "tolerance" of pure evil -- ie muslim terrorists -- and meanwhile don't want their perfect multi-culturalism messed up so they prohibit the only pro-American institution, the miliary, from advertising on campus. You are one moronic little shit
If you're really telling the truth, and the have absolutely no resale value whatsoever, than what is the hesitation ?? If you get a used one, the money has already GONE to the terrorists -- and what you spend will only be going to the indirect-funder-of-terrorists- fellow-American who bought it in the first place. (Hardly as morally reprehensible)
So just get her a used diamond the size of God for like $.50 or whatever.
The simple fact is that you CANNOT inform the world ahead of time. It is simply impossible, and if anything that should have been your question -- HOW can one warn the world without revealing it ?
So you discovered cold-fusion ? PROVE IT. Oh you're just warning us so we'll be ready in 5 years ? HA. Don't bother encrypting it, we're not even interested enough to 'call' your bullshit. (Until you prove otherwise.)
So -- any ideas ? How can one warn the world without revealing something ? I'm giving it a 99.99% impossibility rating.
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NOT! I just wanted to take this opportunity to say fuck you to all you assholes with cell phones. There is no more sickening invention on the face of this earth. Especially, to you stupid bitches in my college who have begun dialing before you even walk out the class room door -- and never walk the 2 minutes between classrooms without making at least 1 call -- I hope you walk in front of a semi, and DIE
My best way to dispose of computer parts is giving them to the little brothers and instructing them to leave them in the toilets at school. It works out great for all of us -- the school gets from free parts, stupid kids at the school learn a lesson, principals have one more thing to worry about, and we get to LAUGH OUR ASSES OFF FOR DAYS AFTER. Yeah -- so basically you give them a mouse, and they throw it in the toilet and then pretend to have "just discovered it" and point it out to all their little friends. (Preferably AFTER having urinated on it.) Well one of those 2nd graders is SURELY stupid enough (yes, they do it every time) to reach in the toilet, pull the old logitech mouse or 286 mother board out, and hand it to the teacher... Then the investigation begins -- teacher passes to principal, principal calls the tech labs all worried that someone stole their "valuable" equiptment... oh GOD! And the funnest item to have your children throw in their school toilets has GOT to be keyboard keys in the urinals and a 250W POWER SUPPY in the shitter with a load of crap on top!
I'm glad to hear the RIAA has finally gotten around to doing thing THE WAY THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE in the first place. They had no business suing or even ATTEMPTING to sue Napster or Morpheus. They were both "common carrier" innocents, regardless if they knew the criminals were dominating the legal traffic by a 1000:1 ratio. The RIAA didn't face the FUCKIN THEIF users that needed to be sued, because they found the sheer number too daunting, but it's like a heard of scared sheep, and if you pick off a few of the biggest assholes (be they 30 yr old tycoons who "can't be bothered to drive to the CD shop" or 12 year old 5-finger-discount bitches) the RIAA has finally gotten the right idea. It's all quite analogous to what happened in the early 90's with software piracy: many BBS's had a special "warez" area with pirated shit you could download, well -- the FBI royally assfucked a few of the "big boys" who had 5-phone lines and almost all of the 2-phone line small-time theives were scared into submision -- relegating software piracy from friend->friend cdr burning and the few idiot theives who still hang-out on the more "underground" and "unknown" warez channels on some obscure places like IRC.
Well, smart boy, while you are doing your LEISURE TIME stuff -- ON THE CLOCK, YOU SHOULD BE TAGGED. yA fuck'in theif
"The purpose of this is to lessen the load on servers for tasks such as professors sending files to students, thereby decreasing the amount of manpower necessary to administer them. "
Okay, assholes, good thinking and all-- but I DIDN'T bring my computer with ME to college to DONATE it to you as a "part-time server" because you are too cheap to buy a few extra fucking servers to host the files students need to get off the LAN for their classes. I mean WTF, let the professor host it on his pc -- he can't have THAT many students.
To the skank who posted the story, and namely
this line:
" It has some nice hard science data for those interested in why we're going to get some more blackouts in the future unless Congress gets its act together."
I'd just like to say FUCK YOU and your disgusting leftist mind. It is sickening that you imbicles cannot even IMAGINE that there could be a solution to any problem aside from increasing the involvement of the coercive force of government. (The originator of all the problems in the first place.)
To the dear asswipe who said this:
"Bring that PII back to life"
Hey, FUCK YOU buddy, I just UPGRADED to a PII
last week. So shut the fuck up you filthy rich
think you're better than everyone else just
because your running bleeding edge MHZ cpu's
bitch ass mother fucker.
I'll take that P4 of your's and stick the 900
pins into your ASS.
By AUTHOR ?! That would make library browsing
hell. How do you think I find cool new books
about Asian history, Philosophy, and Linux ?
I have the positions of where all those shelves
are located memorized, and then I can go browse
the sides of the books for titles I've not seen
before or that look timely and relevant to
something I just got into...
Do you REALLY know the TITLE of the book you
want EVERY TIME ?! How many books exist that you
will never know of if you only go to something
you can "name".
Hold on a second here...
Tired of being called criminals ? A 6th of our population takes up theft as their
WEEKEND HOBBY and suddenly we're going to get all PC and stop calling them
criminals ? When the bastards started calling hobos "homeless" (a term implying
no moral judgment, and thus moral equivalency to those who lost their home
by say, a natural disaster) I never switched. Same with the term "hearing
imparied" which seems to me to mean they can't hear THAT WELL, not that they
are completely FSCKING deaf.... so I don't expect I'll be changing my vocabulary
to be LESS accurate in the department of criminology any time soon either.
The burning question that me and all the
fellow chimp owners have in mind is -- and
I'm looking for an INFORMED response, not
some babbling guesses, DO I or DO I not have
to worry about accidentally knocking my pet
chimp up ? (ie, should I start wearing a
rubber ? It feels so much better without.) If
worse comes to worse, are any human birth
control pills FDA approved for chimp use ?
thanks
This is supposed to be an America-centric site diptwat, why do you have to go and post crap about
Europe. It's a fricking ocean away, we couldn't care less. At least if you're gonna post something foreign, Canada would be okay. (Though not Mexico, 'cuz they speak all like Mexikanos down there with their weird language. Why the fsck can't they just speak like normal people ?)
You know Ph.D's are like 68% more likely to experiment with anal than the less
educated ?
I don't know about gang-bangs, but I hope the same rule applies. So if she's
really as hot as you say, and she wants to try double-penetration and cum
shots from a variety of cocks -- I'm the man!! I'll doo whatever necessary
to make sure you don't get too jealous also, like pretend I'm totally not
enjoying fucking the SHIT out of her, or whatever man! It'll all be kosher!
Why don't YOU get a clue ? Yes they're poor -- damn poor, there is no doubt about that.
So how in the hell, exactly, would you please tell me, does that mean they have a
God-granted "right" to high-quality entertainment -- namely American movies ?
I can't afford very MANY American movies myself -- I'd like to watch a few more,
but those pricey theaters *tsk* *tsk*, should the US government be helping me out
of this pitiful situation ? Are my human rights being violated because I give
precedence to other more important purchases ? (Namely net access and music ?)
Is this a matter of life and death ? Should the UN be holding emergency meetings
trying to convince the free countries of the world to unite for the cause of offering
VCD relief funds to the peasants of rural China ? Or maybe the US government should
offer to send in the troups to construct huge free theaters all around China ?
(And to put a bit of perspective on how idiotic your rant is,
I am in fact sitting IN CHINA right now, agonizing about the fact that my girlfriend
works 8 hours a day -- for about $3 US for the ENTIRE day. I just got back from the
local Wal-mart-esque store where I spent the equivalent of two days of her salary to
get conditioner and soap.)
Why don't you try rephrasing it, substitute your identical concept with different
objects... say designer clothing and inner-city black wel-fare children. Just think
if a 15 yr old boy couldn't get his FUBU jeans to be trendy with all his "brothas",
*oh the tragedy* and he was forced to sell his 12 year old sister into prostitution ?
So in conclusion, before you complain about people who thing intellectual property
ought to be respected PERIOD, consider that if the people who created HADN'T it
wouldn't exist -- and as such they have a right to sell it for ANY price they want,
and to whomever they choose.
Bleh. Tell it to my little brother on his DYNO SLAMMER tank bike,
and the guy whose MOVING VAN he did $700 of damage too -- with
but the slightest scrapes on his back... (Of course the bike
was in perfect condition to ride home, after the police did their
little paperwork.)
No helmet at that, thank you much... Helmets look so queer. g/d
yeah what do you expect a response for when your stupid fucking
ass writes to a Chinese ISP in Englishs ? fucking jackass
Yeah my ass they are -- maybe in LA and New York city. That is ABOUT IT.
Try finding anything to eat in Parkersburg West Virginia after
about 8pm. Infact -- try to find a SINGLE FUCKING CAR ON THE ROAD.
And it is a decently sized small city. You can easily starve to death
if you are living on an odd schedule (go to sleep 8am and wake at 7pm)
by time you shower there is no fucking food left anywhere.
Yeah they'll take a paper letter about as seriously as they would take a
compliment about their website layout and design sent to them in a brown
paper wrapped box from Ted Kazynsky...
They'll believe you even own a computer that can listen to ogg- - sure they
will... ha
Wuss this shite about mIRRORz white man ?
Only a real retart would have problems reading Engwish backwords,
I can do it jus fine, thank ya very much.
Sew, u r smart enuff to figer it out, eh ?
Think about it dipstik, if everyone was as lax as you, and didn't give a rat's ass
in hell how the fuck things were spelled, then befor lawng, all ritten Enlish on
the internet wood be near inkomprehensebull. It takes much longer to parse a shit
ass sentense when a asswipe moron uses "their" insted of "they're" becus it is
the wrong damn word. Why should everyone have to read it and mentally fix all the
fucking mistakes when the asshole who posted in the first place could have just payed
attention in the 7th grade ? THAT IS RIGHT. IN THE 7TH GRADE I HAD ALREADY LEARNED
ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER THAN COMMIT ANY OF THE MISTAKES THAT ARE MADE IN 90% of MESSAGES.
There is no fucking excuse, so cut the shit.
Yeah, no thanks to you tard.
They found THIS article within an hour, and so much for soapclient when they finish reading the comments.
I don't get tit...
When I was in the Beijing airport last week, there was this dude,
and he was standing at the magazine racks (BTW right next to the
children's books) flipping through EVERY LAST individual page of
a 300+ page nudie magazine. (Like he was an old Chinese Geizer dude)
and he was obviously enjoying it very much. Hell for that price,
I woulda bought my own copy, but I was worried of embarassment if
they decided to search my carry-on -- DOH! I was already past the
security checkpoint anyway.
Anyway there was some little kids like 2 feet away... their
precious eyes! DEAR GOD, the horrors. Of course, I didn't care
what kids saw when I was 14 years old and my friends and I would
go to Waldenbooks and grab all the "sex position" books we could
find and drag them over to the kids section, and leave them
wide open on the shelves! God that was hilarious.
oh for back in the day...
Harvard ?? And American in the same sentence ?? Are you out of your fucking mind ?
Harvard is one of the top anti-American, pro-terrorist institutions functioning
and alive in the United States today. When have you seen a single word of support
for anything American come out of that leftist post-Modernist shithole ?? Just tell
me a single instance. They believe in "tolerance" of pure evil -- ie muslim
terrorists -- and meanwhile don't want their perfect multi-culturalism messed up
so they prohibit the only pro-American institution, the miliary, from advertising
on campus. You are one moronic little shit
ROTFLOL! You're a fucking post-Modernist crack head.
Too bad you let Kant destroy your brain, poor baby.
If you're really telling the truth, and the have absolutely no resale value whatsoever,
than what is the hesitation ?? If you get a used one, the money has already GONE to the
terrorists -- and what you spend will only be going to the indirect-funder-of-terrorists-
fellow-American who bought it in the first place. (Hardly as morally reprehensible)
So just get her a used diamond the size of God for like $.50 or whatever.
The simple fact is that you CANNOT inform the world ahead of time. It is simply impossible, and if
anything that should have been your question -- HOW can one warn the world without revealing it ?
So you discovered cold-fusion ? PROVE IT. Oh you're just warning us so we'll be ready in 5 years ?
HA. Don't bother encrypting it, we're not even interested enough to 'call' your bullshit. (Until
you prove otherwise.)
So -- any ideas ? How can one warn the world without revealing something ? I'm giving it a
99.99% impossibility rating.