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  1. Re:Evidence on Don't Believe What You See at the Movies · · Score: 4, Funny

    This always makes me wonder about the courtroom. How do they prove that pictures and video are genuine?

    They probably use a handsome, wet behind the ears lawyer who is very talented yet still plagued with some self doubt (usually due to some type of father issue), and who makes up for his lack of experience with heart and swagger. He typically validates or disproves said pictures/video in a moving 8 minute monologue to the jury.

    At least that's what movies have taught me.

  2. splicing together different takes ?? on Don't Believe What You See at the Movies · · Score: 4, Funny

    They do this in movies? Actually take different 'clips' and put them together to convey some sort of story? Bastards! I have played the fool for the last time.

    From now on I will only view movies shot in one take.

  3. Re:Eternal Vigilance on Kansas Adopts New Science Standards · · Score: 3, Funny

    He who laughs last is just a hand in the bush.

  4. Re:My pics on 7 Game Franchises They Drove Into the Ground · · Score: 1

    Freespace was amazing. The Freespace II was even better. Some of the most fun I've had gaming was with those two.

  5. Re:Change in currents on Rare Shark Filmed in Japan · · Score: 1

    Funniest. Post. Ever.

  6. Re:Jaffe... on David Jaffe - In Ten Years Just One Game Console · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes. In fact, if you print out this article and fold it in properly, it becomes a whole different story.

  7. I'm an idiot. on Startup Tries Watermarking Instead of DRM · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please disregard previous post. In true /. form, I just now actually read the summary.

  8. Blockbuster Watermark on Startup Tries Watermarking Instead of DRM · · Score: 3, Funny

    I see a future with millions of movie files on the P2P networks that are watermarked "Blockbuster Video".

  9. Re:iPhone on The Power of the Hacking Community · · Score: 4, Funny

    sjobs@apple.com

    You're welcome.

  10. Re:kits on Methods of Learning to Build Electronic Circuitry? · · Score: 1

    I had a 150 in 1 also. And had exactly the same experience on both of your comments.

  11. Re:unfunny movie alert! on North Korea's Secret Biochemical Arsenal · · Score: 1

    You are bitching about others not having the balls to take a stand. You are posting as AC. Nice.

  12. Ob. Team America on North Korea's Secret Biochemical Arsenal · · Score: 1

    When asked for comment Kim Jong declined to give details, respoding:

    "You have any idea how fucking buzy I am?"

  13. twine AND sticks? on The Future Playground · · Score: 1

    You had twine AND sticks?

    Pussy.

  14. Testify, my brother, testify. on Is Internet Addiction a Medical Condition? · · Score: 1

    I'm with you. God forbid we actually admit we enjoy it.

    {And I could ramble for days about my thoughts on the disease model.)

  15. Blue, dammit. on Open Source Car on the Horizon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Blue or I walk.

  16. It might have been something I did on NASA Finds Evidence of Recent Flowing Water on Mars · · Score: 1

    I know god killed a puppy last night because I masturbated. Does doing that make the face on Mars cry, too?

    Sorry everybody.

  17. Re:Help? on Newt Gingrich Says Free Speech May Be Forfeit · · Score: 2, Funny

    RTFM, n00b.

    I've been modding him down since 1995.

  18. Re:I hope it's psychoactive on Scientists Find New Painkiller From Saliva · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Very true. Around 15 yrs ago my father was on morphine for nearly a year for chronic pain, and had no trouble going off. As his doctor said back then (perhaps not so scientifically): The pain uses up all of the drug, so there's none leftover to get addicted on.

  19. Re:Unthinkable! on iPod Owners Not As Loyal To Brand As Mac Owners · · Score: 1

    A setup like that makes in not even worth watching a movie at all. Pathetic, really. Now I'm depressed just thinking about it.

  20. It's not love . . . on Lab Created Diamonds Come to Market · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not really love unless a 12 year old lost a finger cutting it out of the wall of a mine.

    (Kudos to whomever I'm paraphrasing/ripping off in saying that -- I know it's not my own.)

  21. Re:I call bullshit on Best Buy, Real and SanDisk To Launch Music Service · · Score: 1

    I know you're just trying to be smart, but you weren't there. I happen to shop at Best Buy, and I was offered a service plan on a 512 meg MP3 player.

    Grow balls, AC.

    PS I surf the internet at work. Here is a link to a $49 player at BB. Looks like I see a little 'protect it' logo. Seems I can buy a 2 year contract for $8.99.

  22. speaking of extended warranties. . . on Best Buy, Real and SanDisk To Launch Music Service · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bought a 512 meg sansa 230, or whatever the older model # blue one is. It was $40, and the dufus at the register gives me the service plan pitch. I say no. He adds "You do know that those are known to have battery issues, don't you?" I smiled and said, "Yes, but I'm willing to absorb that risk," then walked out laughing my ass off.

    The player takes a friggin AAA.

  23. Consider it dead. on MTV To Acquire Guitar Hero Maker Harmonix · · Score: 1, Funny

    The game is gonna suck without music in it.

  24. Re:Reminds me of a movie on Algorithmic Investors on Wallstreet · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I loved that show so much that right after seeing it I went out and drilled my head. Of course, I was young then.

  25. Re:Show Me This on AT&T Labs vs. Google Labs - R&D History · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just a hunch, but I suspect that comparison will show darker times ahead for the U.S.

    My parent's generation said the same thing about my generation 20 years ago, and we turned out . . . ah . . . um . . .

    Shit.

    Run for the hills.