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  1. Harvest the moon? What I imagine that mean... on How the West Wasn't Won · · Score: 2
    One way to harvest the moon: Shave it into 1 trillion billion moon slices. Then ship all of that back to Earth. After that initial work... all we would have to do is strip mine the resulting moon heap. I propose we put that moon heap into your backyard. I certainly don't want that heaping pile of moon in my backyard.
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    Your sex on the moon
  2. Unemployed? Learn to think! on Turning Numbers into Knowledge · · Score: 3, Funny
    I'm sure many of you got into this business during the boom. You learned how to employ quick-fix algorithms (such as adding an ending table tag to your HTML, or adding a sub-query to your JDBC call). But now those skills are useless... because your unemployed. During this critical time... go and learn some low-level things that will teach you to think. In a few years or so... when your ending table tag skills are useful again... then you'll add the ending tables smarter than your peers.
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    An efficient algorithm
  3. What should be done: Make spam sandwiches on Spam Archive opening FTP service December 4 · · Score: 2, Offtopic
    I think someone should download the entire archive, print it all out onto "edible paper" (patent pending), and then stack it all into one giant spam sandwich. Add mustard as desired.

    Just another use for spam (jaufs)

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    Your sex without spam
  4. Microsoft Windows should change their name... on MS Asking Makers of 'Windows' Software To Rename · · Score: 2
    I think the obvious choice would be:
    Operating System for Windows
    For the majority of computer users... that would somehow make sense to them.
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    Your sex for windows
  5. Still haven't overcome classic problem: My cat. on ER1 Personal Robot Reviewed · · Score: 3, Funny
    If I tried to teach it to do the dishes... it would probably put my cat in the dishwasher. If I tried to teach it to do the laundry... it would probably put my cat in the dryer. If I tried to teach it to vacuum... then the cat would probably use kitty-ninja-claws to destroy it. When will these problems be fixed? I implore you!
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    Robots don't have these
  6. Many ISP's is better than one big ISP. on ZDNet Australia Interviews Richard Alston · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Q. Why isn't there a single successful Australian IT company competing and shining on the world stage? Can you name one?

    A. I think that's a bit misleading in some ways. I don't know if you should put all your eggs in one basket. In many ways it's better to have a series of smaller companies coming through.

    ... That is truncated. I agree with that statement. The net was probably better off in the US when there were many small ISP's (rather than just AOL, AT&T, etc).

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    your sex in america
  7. Fingernails, cream cheese, and gravy. on Hark! I Hear a Dropped Packet! · · Score: 1
    Another dupe. Here are some funny sentences to pass the time. These cannot be beat:
    • I filled my cereal bowl with fingernails.
    • Cream cheese should not be rectangular. It should be pointy.
    • I've got gravy on my pants.
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    Sex without gravy
  8. Developers love him; Managers hate him on Interview With Martin Fowler · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Martin Fowler's books that outline such things as extreme programming and refactoring are tops in my opinion. But in my experience, many middle-tier and upper-level managers think that such concepts are useless and timewasting.
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    Not sex (yes it is)
  9. Fascinating, other countries have UFO's too! on British To Release UFO Files · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I've read about Project Blue Book, Roswell, and big-eyed aliens all my life. I don't know why... but it didn't occur to me that other countries had UFO-coverup stories. What else is out there?
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    What aliens already know about you.
  10. Auto-replay on When Personalization Runs Amuck · · Score: 1, Redundant
    The last /. article is here: Previously on /.
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    What Tivo doesn't know...
  11. After killing your friends, go share a coffee on The Sims Online & "Open Source" Gaming Models · · Score: 2
    I imagine that the Sims Online will be a non-killing haven for people who kill each other online. Whoever wins the frag-match has to buy the online espresso (or online McNuggets... eww).
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    Yer sex online
  12. Can't have an open casket? on Getting More Face Time · · Score: 2
    People would be hesitant to donate their faces. You definitely could not have an open casket funeral if your face is gone. For many families... that is a big deal.
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    Sexe?
  13. Can't have an open casket? on Face Transplants On The Way · · Score: 2
    People would be hesitant to donate their faces. You definitely could not have an open casket funeral if your face is gone. For many families... that is a big deal.
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    Sexe?
  14. So what is the world thinking about? on A Peek Into the Google · · Score: 2
    "So what is the world thinking about?

    Sex, for one thing."

    It is amusing when people looking for sex find this link:

    Find sex

  15. Microsoft argues they are as good as open source on Software Choice Group Tells DOD Not to Use Open Source · · Score: 2
    "This week, the Initiative for Software Choice counterattacked, telling the Defense Information Systems Agency that the Pentagon should not "openly promote the use" of open-source software, arguing that proprietary products are not inherently less secure."

    That emphasis is mine. Nothing in the article indicates that Microsoft said their products were better than open source. In this particular case... Microsoft is arguing that their software is as good as open source software.

    I think its funny that Microsoft didn't say that their stuff is better. They can only argue that their stuff isn't worse.

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    Your sex is given in one question
  16. Light cones and the edge of the universe on Relativity Finally Meets Quantum Theory? · · Score: 2
    From the article: "... gazing upward and knowing that there are countless stars we cannot see because not enough time has passed since the birth of the universe for their light to shine our way; they are beyond our light cone."

    This would seem to indicate that if we looked out far enough into space, we would see nothing. We've yet to find any boundary. When will we? When I was about 10 years old... I remember reading on the side of my McDonalds Happy Meal box that we'd see the "edge" of the universe within the decade. Why haven't we found it yet?

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    Guess your sex using only one question.
  17. The best thing to do? Act local, think global. on Amnesty Calls Shenannigans on MS, Sun, Cisco · · Score: 3, Interesting
    What we can do is try to be the best democracy in the world, and try to be the best capitalists in the world. If we continue doing that, then that will give us the wealth and opportunity to also be the best philanthropists and teachers in the world.

    In the short run, I don't think it makes any difference that some entrepeneurs are making money from the tyrants. In the long run, those who are oppressed by tyranny will eventually be freed by nothing but knowlege.

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    A lighter subject (sex)
  18. "Broadband doesn't do what it says on the tin"... on Broadband's Unintended Consequences · · Score: 2
    This will sound like a stupid question if you know what it means. But what does that mean? On the tin? :-). Thanks!
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    Sex on the tin?
  19. Yes. Happy Xgiving if applicable... on Slashback: Panama, Leeches, Comeuppance · · Score: 2
    Sorry if this is off-topic... but it was mentioned in the Slashback. Happy Thanksgiving everybody. If your family get-together gets boring... show or talk about this stupid link:
    Find out my sex on the web
    Happy Tday!
  20. Mainstream on the server-side: Everyone uses! on Will Open Source Ever Become Mainstream? · · Score: 2
    The majority of the net infrastructure is open source... and everyone uses that. Right? A more modern example of an open source success story is dmoz.org. That site is quickly becoming a large part of the back-end infrastructure of many search engines (such as google).
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    Sex where?
  21. All companies do it... but monopolies do it best.. on Linux Spurs MS Price Cuts · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Underbidding the competition is something that all companies do when they need to make the sale. The difference with Microsoft is that they always need to make the sale. They don't want any competitition.
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    The sex of your friends?
  22. "the last drop that made the network overflow" on Hospital Brought Down by Networking Glitch · · Score: 1
    ... just one more wafer :-) ...

    Overall, as long as patient care wasn't diminished (the degree of diminishment is debateable), it is probably good that things like this occasionally happen. It's a great way to test non-technical systems that usually only get tested in a wide-spread disaster.

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    Take this test before the hospital goes under.
  23. Regardless of location, the screens are too small. on Location-based Security for Wireless Apps · · Score: 4, Funny
    There just isn't enough room on my cell-phone screen to fit any (more) advertisements. Besides... what difference does it make where I am? There is always a Starbucks within a one-block radius.
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    Your sex on the go.
  24. Re:I'm horrified... (sperm/egg combo in a mouse?) on Human-Mouse Hybrids? · · Score: 1
    Could a human egg actually be fertilized by a human sperm outside of a human body? I understand that it could be forced to work under lab conditions (with really small tweezers... :-)), but could it happen naturally inside of a mouse? I'm not sure the human sperm would know what to do inside of a female mouse.
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    Human Sex Test
  25. Without Mozilla, IE would not be free on Mozilla 1.2 Unleashed · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If AOL stopped supporting Mozilla development, then they wouldn't be able to hold it over Microsoft's head. It is quite a dance those companies play.

    This was posted using Mozilla 1.2

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    Your sex on a platter