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  1. Re:I've always wondered on Jet Packs, Finally On Sale · · Score: 1

    Shotguns.

  2. Re:Karma: Excellent on Skipping Traditional Recruitment, Going Straight To the Source · · Score: 1

    Dunno, did you get fired from HR?

  3. Re:Trial by fire on Paul Allen Files Patent Suit Against Apple, Google, Yahoo, Others · · Score: 1

    He probably has a patent on illuminating the field of vision of sharks with small continuous wave laser diodes.

  4. Re:What could possibly go wrong? on A Conference For Malware Writers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Malware does automatic updates and upgrades.

  5. Re:Yeah, that bullshit on How Star Wars Trumped Star Trek For Scientific Accuracy · · Score: 1

    In space no one can hear you whoosh.

  6. Re:Two words on Fun To Be Had With a 10-Foot Satellite Dish? · · Score: 1

    Giant wok. Cause traffic jam.

  7. Re:unexplained?? on UVB-76 Broadcasts New Voice Message · · Score: 1

    Please come discuss interesting ideas for surprise beginnings at Lefortovo prison.

  8. Re:hurr... on Apple Exec Stashed $150,000 In Shoe Boxes · · Score: 1

    This is not the stash you are looking for. Check the crack dealer down the street.

  9. Re:How did they alter anything? on LucasFilm Sues Jedi Mind Over 'Jedi' · · Score: 1

    Thank you for pressing the self destruct button.

  10. Re:Only Priuses? on Toyota Adds External Speakers To Warn Pedestrians · · Score: 1

    When I was a kid, playing with my matchbox cars, I used to say 'VROOOM VROOOM'

    How about 'ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE.'

  11. Re:Most arrogant XKCD I have seen on Lexmark Sues 24 Companies Over Toner-Cartridge Patents · · Score: 1

    only that they turn left at the corner with the green gas station, then right at the tree that looks kind of like their grandpa?

    That's how Lassie found Grandpa, you insensitive clod.

  12. Re:Just to pre-empt it... on The Strange Case of Solar Flares and Radioactive Decay Rates · · Score: 1

    Numero loonoh.

  13. Re:Call the Doctor! on China's Nine-Day Traffic Jam Tops 62 Miles · · Score: 1

    Do you mean Doctor Hu?

  14. Re:I love these guys on Non-Profit Space Rocket Launching In a Week · · Score: 1

    I read that as clean out at first.

    To boldly go where no non profit has gone before.

  15. Re:North Korea... on North Korea Looking For Friends On Facebook · · Score: 1

    And others would die in a sea of flaming spam.

  16. Re:This will probably just make it more successful on Portal 2 Gets Release Date · · Score: 1

    The handbook is out then?

  17. Re:From the "Make Sure You Check That Box" departm on Google's CEO Warns Kids Will Have to Change Names to Escape "Cyber Past" · · Score: 1

    I forgot to preview. It should be once, not one. Thanks.

  18. Re:Your Favorite Youthful Indiscretion? on Google's CEO Warns Kids Will Have to Change Names to Escape "Cyber Past" · · Score: 3, Funny

    I one voted for Lyndon Johnson. (posted anonymously for obvious reasons)

  19. Re:Misleading headline. on Scottish Scientists Develop Whisky Biofuel · · Score: 1

    I did not consult a lawyer before committing the crime, Your Honor.

  20. Re:Misleading headline. on Scottish Scientists Develop Whisky Biofuel · · Score: 1

    And fill the radiator with bottled water.

    The history of petrochemical plants is to move toward using waste products. Several commented that they could make a potable plonk. It is refreshing to see distillers moving similarly.

  21. Re:Misleading headline. on Scottish Scientists Develop Whisky Biofuel · · Score: 1

    Use the ice level to tell if its bonded or blended.

  22. Re:I know just the place to test this... on Rocket Thrusters Used To Treat Sewage · · Score: 1

    How do you associate incoming with rockets?

  23. Re:Lameness filter on Legislation To Make Web Devices Accessible To Disabled Users · · Score: 2, Informative

    browsers zoom feature

    Try control with the mouse wheel.

  24. Re:Sell him a license for $1.00 on Geek Squad Sends Cease-and-Desist Letter To God Squad · · Score: 1

    Now the SOB lawyers can go lick their own balls.

    Real SOBs can.

  25. Re:Wait... on Convicted NY Drunk Drivers Need Ignition Interlocks · · Score: 1

    I had a car like that.