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  1. Re:handbags wholesale on Senate Candidate Sued By Copyright Troll · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up.

    Clever reference to copyright.

    Support Sharon Angle; Harry Reid would not be seen with a handbag. Q.E.D.

  2. Re:thrusting on The Joke Known As 3D TV · · Score: 1

    He had spent a fortune on 3D. It took hours to set up. They found him afterwards lying on the floor with a tire track on his back. The problem seemed to be an overly helpful assistant who plugged in his 3D printer.

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    Though I usually refer to 3-D as "throwing shit at your face."
    Ah, the old primative factor. Most people get that at the zoo.

  3. Re:first constant post on Fine-Structure Constant Maybe Not So Constant · · Score: 1

    Has its fine structure constant changed?

  4. Re:Shoes a spy tool on Dubai's Police Chief Calls BlackBerry a Spy Tool · · Score: 1

    Then another one sold him call waiting.

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    I can keep a secret. All my friends can keep one too.

  5. Re:On your own dime... companies don't care. on Leaders Aren't Being Made At Tech Firms · · Score: 1

    The best assholes come from outside. Form small groups. Discuss.

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    Students were told that they could be either assholes or incompetents, but not both; however, every time I repeat this, someone says he has a counterexample.

  6. Re:Didn't... on New and Old Experiments Combine To Help the Search For Life On Mars · · Score: 2, Funny

    No. It found him while looking for the Illudium Space Modulator.

  7. Re:HAHAHA! on Duke Nukem Forever Back In Development · · Score: 1

    The Hurd arrived. The Hurd was fired. You are up next Duke so Nukem.

  8. Re:alphababy on Software (and Appropriate Input Device) For a Toddler? · · Score: 1

    Got a niece a TI Speak N Spell way back when. When it broke and I found out that it was big kids who broke it, then I got her another.

  9. Re:The Real Origin of the Name on Winnie-the-Pooh Parodied In Wookie-the-Chew · · Score: 1

    Winnie-The-Pooh's name comes from a soldier's pet bear from Winnipeg named Winnie. Christopher Robbins named his stuff bear after that pet bear.

    Great! Now what does Pooh mean?

  10. Re:Bah. on Another Gulf Oil Rig Explodes · · Score: 1

    Never ascribe to conspiracy what can be explained by BP envy.

  11. Re:Physicist speaking on New Calculations May Lead To a Test For String Theory · · Score: 1

    There are only three Ninja Turtles.

  12. Re:one step closer to drive thru degrees on Harvard Ditching Final Exams? · · Score: 1

    Chairman Claude Pepper (D FL) was investigating diploma mills. He wrote an essay and got his degree. He reported this as "I have achieved a lifelong dream. I am now Dr. Pepper."

  13. Re:But what created the law of gravity? on Hawking Picks Physics Over God For Big Bang · · Score: 1

    Just three.

  14. Re:Probably a good fit on Cisco Planning To Acquire Skype · · Score: 1

    Is that their buy it now price?

  15. Re:I don't like this story on Woman Wins Libel Suit By Suing Wrong Website · · Score: 1

    Their staff is too long. They're DIGGing in the wrong place.

  16. Re:Ye flipping bob... on Woman Wins Libel Suit By Suing Wrong Website · · Score: 1

    This is not the stupid you seek.

  17. Re:Speed times Quantity? on IBM Unveils Fastest Microprocessor Ever · · Score: 1

    More processors = Share the Legacy.

  18. Re:How can this be enforced? on China Demands Real Names From Mobile Phone Users · · Score: 1

    Obi-Wan: "The phone is still in my possession. I am not the one you are looking for."

    These are not the Droids you are seeking. Nothing to see here. Move along.

  19. Re:Hmm... on No More Need To Reboot Fedora w/ Ksplice · · Score: 3, Funny

    My tires always rotate while driving down the road. If you had an axle up your ____, you would rotate too.

  20. Re:how much peer review is going on? on Android Fork Brings Froyo To 12 Smartphones · · Score: 1

    What could go wrong with an app sending your coordinates to **AA?

  21. Re:First bid! on SCO Assets Going To October Auction · · Score: 1

    Maybe the rights to Unix were sold to the lawyers in lieu of payment in cash.

  22. Re:How is this news? on Whisky Made From Diabetics' Urine · · Score: 1

    Put it back in the horse.

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    Table for two, piss for one.

  23. Re:Why mine the asteroids? on The Best Near-Term Future of Space Exploration? · · Score: 1

    That's no cave.

  24. Re:Nekkid People on Burning Man Goes Open Source For Cell Phones · · Score: 1

    In their other hand.

  25. Re:I've always wondered on Jet Packs, Finally On Sale · · Score: 1

    Thanks. The first thing I thought of was skeet shooting.

    I thought that lumbering low flying soldiers on a battlefield would provoke fire from the enemy. If they were moving fast enough to lead, then a shotgun would be a likely choice. There might be a use for decoys.