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  1. Re:Y'all ever dealt with hospital procurement? on Cancer Cells Detected Using $400 Digital Camera · · Score: 1

    How else do you plan to pay for Clinical Trials and a room full of legal paper?

  2. Re:Leakety, leakety leak . . . on Alleged Russian Spy Ring Exposed In US · · Score: 1

    How many US jobs does one spy generate?

    FTFY

  3. Re:Leakety, leakety leak . . . on Alleged Russian Spy Ring Exposed In US · · Score: 1

    How many US jobs does on spy generate?

  4. Re:finish this on Alleged Russian Spy Ring Exposed In US · · Score: 2, Funny

    During the Cold War, some spies were being tossed. A reporter asked "What is your name?"

    "No name ... just KGB number."

    Espionage has fallen on hard times, they are on their last Oleg.

  5. Re:He was executed for time travel on Science Historian Deciphers Plato's Code · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or does Socrates look like a biker.

    There was a question: Blank said blank blank.

    Someone known to History by one name who was known for saying two words.
    Gnothi seauton (Know Thyself). Frankly, seauton sounds like two words to me. There were about six people credited with this, and it may have been copied from the Oracle of Apollo at Delphi. Was he sentenced for plegiarism?

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    Mr. Socrates meet Mr. Hemlock.

  6. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle on Science Historian Deciphers Plato's Code · · Score: 1

    Do you mean hemlock?

  7. Re:The Porn Industry is never wrong... on Porn Industry Ready To Drop Flash · · Score: 1

    So Flash really is almost dead and 3D really is a just gimmick.

    Did you mean just a gimmick? Can you cite a just gimmick or an unjust one?

  8. Re:Not me but... on Tattoos For the Math and Science Geek? · · Score: 1

    He should Lisp the instructions, just to be sure. Its the only way to be sure.

  9. Re:Euler's identity on Tattoos For the Math and Science Geek? · · Score: 1

    At last an expression using the backslash.

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    If I had 1.5 mg of antimatter in my wallet, then if I put a dollar in it would go up like Hiroshima.

  10. Re:Yay, Obama on SCOTUS Nominee Kagan On Free Speech Issues · · Score: 1

    Or as Huey Long put it: One skins from the top down and the other skins from the bottom up.

  11. Re:So basically... on Neutrino Data Could Spell Trouble For Relativity · · Score: 2, Funny

    With the Standard Edible Model, symmetry is broken at the first byte.

  12. Re:Clear people? on NY Governor Wants To Expand DNA Database · · Score: 1

    If a sample of DNA is available, then what stops someone who can do PCR from copying enough DNA to contaminate a crime scene?

    * add reagent, then cycle through a string of water baths N times to get 2^N times as much.

  13. Re:You Do Realize You Are Reporting on a Facebook on Might Shatner Boldly Lead Canada As Governor? · · Score: 1

    Are persons on the "Short List" actually short?

  14. Re:The Letter, Please... on ThinkGeek's Best Ever Cease-and-Desist Letter · · Score: 1

    Could Congress wade through all the Cease and Desistage aboooot pork.

  15. Re:CD collection on Noisebridge Attempts to Teach Science To Juggalos · · Score: 1

    Inter-Cranial Pressure or Intermittent Catheterization Procedure?

  16. Re:Really? on California Wants To Put E-Ads On License Plates · · Score: 1

    I can see everybody loving having a flashing ad for "male enhancement" products on their plates at the stop lights

    Only on high performance cars please.

  17. Re:So the residents of Utah on Utah Attorney General Tweets Execution Order · · Score: 1

    If Twitter is being used to announce execution(s), then how does it lack gravitas?

  18. Re:Is this the future of television? on Made-For-Torrents Sci-Fi Drama "Pioneer One" Debuts · · Score: 1

    No buzz; no Buzz Lightyear?

  19. Re:food on Potato-Powered Batteries Debut · · Score: 1

    You are in the third world. Your domicile is a ten by ten dirt floor under a thatched roof. In the NE corner is the buried Kalashnikov, and in the NW corner is a buried can with $10 (your life savings). Outside is a small garden of *cough* batteries *cough* that will survive a crop fire if the jerk weeds call. You pick up the iPad and touch the RDF icon. You are now Steve Jobs.

    Just kidding.

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    "Carpe diem quam minimum credula potato."

  20. Re:Time for hacker bounty hunter! on Turning Attackers' Tools Against Them · · Score: 1

    Bounty is too good for them.

  21. Re:Uh huh. on Flight of the Desktops · · Score: 1

    Harsh and harsher.

  22. Re:Simple solution on Tornado Scientists Butt Heads With Storm Chasers · · Score: 1

    Yet another hazard of an uninsured motorist.

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    His final expression was one of extreme annoyance. (Bored of the Rings)

  23. Re:Anonymous Coward on IBM's Question-Answering System "Watson" Revisited · · Score: 1

    You seem to have difficulty with maintaining interest. Would you like to meet Eliza.

    Yours truly, Clippy.

  24. Re:Not sure if this is right... on A Close Look At Apple's A4 Chip · · Score: 1

    What do you mean you people?

    Its his inner Perot, you insensitive clod.

  25. Re:Chuck Norris? on Ozzy Osbourne To Be Genetically Decoded · · Score: 1

    What about the Dear Leader's genome? he is indestructible and, after all, he invented genetics, didn't he? But maybe his genome would be too complicated for research...