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  1. They are missing out on a real opportunity. on Nearest Alien Planet Gets New Name · · Score: 1
    They could lease naming rights to companies. I can see it now.

    The intersteller transport to the nearby colony planet of Godaddy.com will depart shortly. There will be a brief layover on the forest moon of Playtex Gentle Glide. I remind you again that exporting any sentient vegetation from the planet Monsanto is strictly forbidden.

  2. Re:Debugging that... on Texas Company's Antique Computers Are For Production, Not Display · · Score: 1

    in the basement... where all the slashdotters live?

  3. Re:Extrapolation and Confidence Limits on Moore's Law and the Origin of Life · · Score: 1

    Some think you can use it to win the lottery. Like a certain math professor may have done. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/14/joan-ginther-wins-texas-l_n_645520.html

  4. Moore's Law on Why PC Sales Are Declining · · Score: 1

    eventually, processor power is going to be powerful enough that you really don't need to improve any more for casual functions.

  5. Re:real thing on Microsoft: Facebook Home Is a Copycat, Windows Phone Is the 'Real Thing' · · Score: 1

    The real successor to the Zune.

  6. Re:Not true on Microsoft: Facebook Home Is a Copycat, Windows Phone Is the 'Real Thing' · · Score: 2

    Yes, Windows Phone had a growth rate of 100%. Five more people bought them.

  7. Re:Chanting this in the hallways... on Microsoft: Facebook Home Is a Copycat, Windows Phone Is the 'Real Thing' · · Score: 1

    Dr. Bowman laughs at Captain Picard's presumption.

  8. Re:Children, children... on Microsoft: Facebook Home Is a Copycat, Windows Phone Is the 'Real Thing' · · Score: 2

    Well it goes like this. Ballmer had just scored some really good crack and was smoking it when they asked him about the next operating system Microsoft should design....

  9. Woah. on German Scientists' Visible Light Network Hits 3Gbps · · Score: 1

    That's a lot of German porn.

  10. Re:Another one bites the dust on Fisker Lays Off Most Workers, Plans To Shop Around Remaining Assets · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Because the slackers in private industry often aren't willing to toss money down the basic research hole. Basic research is a bad business decision, because its not likely to turn a profit. The private industry slackers sit and wait for the unprofitable basic research to be done before they snap up ends up worth something and sell it. Then after they are rich they bitch about having to pay taxes to fund these worthless basic research projects that got them rich in the first place.

  11. Re:Yet another one..... on Has Kickstarter Peaked? · · Score: 1

    me communicate. no good use grammar. brain of human amazing thing is. communicate easy. communicate well, not so much easy.

  12. Re:Uptime fetish on Solaris Machine Shut Down After 3737 Days of Uptime · · Score: 1

    I will answer that one for you. It wasn't the admins who had uptime fetishes. It was heads of various business departments. To their mind a single minute of downtime was completely unacceptable, no matter the reason. I remember a sign in one NOC I worked in that stated something, "Each hour of downtime costs $500,000" or whatever bullshit the number actually was. The CIO had on his IT mission statement, "guarantee 99.9% uptime".

    So in essence, admins value up-time because downtime = an avalanche of shit all the way down from the CIO who doesn't care why there is downtime, only that he'll have to explain to the CEO over golf that there was downtime.

  13. Re:So what did it do all that time? on Solaris Machine Shut Down After 3737 Days of Uptime · · Score: 4, Insightful

    an even more important part of your job then ensuring failover. that is, covering your ass.

  14. I hate to say it on Supreme Court Disallows FISA Challenges · · Score: 0

    But the ruling makes sense. If I were to sue you because I think you may have caused me injury, the first thing the court is going to ask is, what is the injury?

    You have to at least be able to say, "Judge, I was spied on." Going to the judge and saying, "I feel in my heart I was spied on" will, and should, get you kicked out of the courtroom.

  15. I really don't want to record some of my poops.

  16. Re:Pro Exploitation CEO on US CEO Says French Workers Have Three-Hour Work Day · · Score: 1

    Yes, its much better at an American company, like HP. They have exported all their support to India, so obviously the customer experience is going to be much better than dealing with the French.

  17. Well of course you know... on Researchers Analyze Twitter To Find Happiest Parts of the United States · · Score: 1

    The happiest place in the United States doesn't have Twitter.

  18. The medal on New Medal Designed To Honor Cyber Soldiers · · Score: 1

    will have a picture of a bench in the back.

  19. Perhaps on Monsanto Takes Home $23m From Small Farmers According To Report · · Score: 1

    Dorner could have had a better target than the LAPD. Like Monsanto.

  20. Re:Flashed hundreds of devices - no problems. on What To Do When an Advised BIOS Upgrade Is Bad? · · Score: 1

    Perhaps there is a way to re-flash it back to the older firmware?

  21. Re:Screw this on Why Google Needs To Launch the Chromebook Pixel · · Score: 2

    not really

  22. Re:My most common position? on Microsoft Surface Pro Reviews Arrive · · Score: 1

    you fap on the train?

  23. Re:Do we still hate Microsoft that much? on With 128GB, iPad Hits Surface Pro, Ultrabook Territory · · Score: 1

    Now, that just isn't true. I've always hated Apple.

  24. Re:Uh yeah on With 128GB, iPad Hits Surface Pro, Ultrabook Territory · · Score: 1

    Well, you'd have to add some unwarranted hubris, then you'll be in the surface pro area.

  25. Re:Dune? on J.J. Abrams To Direct Star Wars VII · · Score: 1

    No, Lucas pretty much stole from all over Kurasawa's filmography though I think the Hidden Fortress is the bulk of the Star Wars plot. But he did steal from other movies. Take for example the famous scene in Yojimbo, where our hero is confronted by an outlaw who boasts "Don't mess with us! We're dangerous men! I've got the death penalty in three districts!"
    At which point Yojimbo cuts off his arm.