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  1. Re:This is better? on Airbus A380 Completes Maiden Test Flight · · Score: 1

    Who cares? Can't you just appreciate it as a very nice piece of engineering? This is the most negative website on Earth! If you believe the comments on this site, everything posted here is either going to end the world, be a dismal failure, or a mixture of both.

    I'm going to need to start taking valium before reading comments

  2. You Dolt! on Hard Drive Cooling for 10 Cents · · Score: 1

    You just killed an entire industry with your $0.10 solution!

  3. Want To Communicate With A Prisoner? on Running a Website from Your Prison Cell · · Score: 1

    Easy! Just read the back of any 2600 magazine. Half of the classifieds in the back are for lonely inmates...

  4. Re:I use x86 PC myself... on Apple Announces Tiger Release Date · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where does he say he runs Windows? ;)

    What else could he be running? The last guy that actually ran Linux left Slashdot about 600,000 user ID's ago!

  5. Re:You think that's bad.... on Best Buy Has Man Arrested for Using $2 Bills · · Score: 1

    Why? Don't you guys always throw large coins at dancers? Maybe that's only in America!

  6. Where is Transmeta Heading? on Where is Transmeta Heading? · · Score: 1

    I'll give you a hint!

    It starts with 'Chapter', and ends in 7 or 13.

  7. Re:Interesting on New York Court Says Telecommuters Must Pay NY Tax · · Score: 1

    Seeing how Florida has no income tax, that may be ideal!

  8. Re:FCC Fine Letters on Build Your Own Cell tower · · Score: 1

    Whoa, the FCC has agents?! Are they anything like the FBI special agents?!

    I think being an FCC agent would be like the FBI, only for geeks. Would I get to carry a gun?

  9. Re:Must Be M$ Boxes Right ?? on Over a Million Zombie PCs · · Score: 1

    Wow. When he claimed it was a "straw man" argument, I took it to mean scarecrow.....who was on a search for a brain in the Wizard of Oz.

    Damn man, I think the joke is on you.

  10. Which campaigns does this effect? on FEC Extending Election Regulation to the Internet · · Score: 1

    Dammit! I just started my own political blog yesterday too, but that brings up a question.

    Since this is the Federal Elections Commission, I assume that it would have no bearing on Governor, State (Senate and Assembly), Township, and County races, is that correct?

  11. Re:What about... on Top 100 Gadgets of All Time · · Score: 1

    Seriously! What good would an iPod be without its wheel?

  12. It must be sentient.... on Household Emergent Behavior? · · Score: 1

    ....I'm pretty sure your Tivo thinks you're gay!

  13. Re:How to get less spam on Spam Costs U.S. Companies $22B Annually · · Score: 1

    I think it's a long standing tradition on this site that Taco likes to post about how much spam he gets, because it makes him feel more like a man.

  14. Re:Troll Article on Intuit Disables Features in Quicken To Force Upgrades · · Score: 0

    I agree, it's just another asinine comment by Michael. If I made any many stupid comments as he does, my karma would perpetually be below 0.

  15. Re:Pentium 64 on New Intel Trademark Filed · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Dude, you just got modded up for regurgitating the write up! Apparently the mods don't even read that much before clicking away....

  16. Re:Why IBM need to sell on US Government May Not Approve Sale of IBM PC Unit · · Score: 1

    $162 million is $162 million. Who cares what the turnover is as long as it's generating a profit?

    Because that 13 Billion could be put to use for something that has greater profit margins. Imagine being able to make 3 Billion instead of 162 Million.

  17. Re:Slashdot vs NYTimes on Future of Internet News? · · Score: 1

    Ah yes. Well that was in a past Internet life. Now Slashdot only posts stories 3 days after they occured, and 2.5 days after they've already appeared on other geek sites.

    I just visit Slashdot for the insightful comments.

  18. Re:Hahaha... on Bizarre Deep Sea Fish Dredged Up By Tsunami · · Score: 1

    Not to spoil the fun, but that fish head definitely belongs to Marlin, not Nemo.

    My son watches that movie at least twice a day, so I'm rather enjoying this image!

  19. Re:To boldy go... on Opportunity Spots Curious Object On Mars · · Score: 1

    Well, where else would Saddam hide his nukes? Mars is the obvious choice!

  20. Thank God! on Apple Releases Mac Mini · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I'm so glad you posted this to confirm the mac mini. Watching Steve Jobs on stage introducing it just wasn't enough to make me believe it was true.

    I think Slashdot is getting retarded.

  21. Re:What on Best Wireless SSIDs You Have Seen? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Obscure? Broadband Reports (formerly DSL Reports) is the best source of information for all things DSL/Cable (and now VOIP too). Everybody else seems to know that, except you.

    The knowledge of cable and DSL there is much better than what I see on /.

  22. Tim Berners-Lee on Google's 20-Year Usenet Timeline · · Score: 1

    All of the links in Tim Berners-Lee's post are broken! What does that say about the future of the web if its creator can't even keep a link alive?

    I mean, come on, 14 years is nothing! I've got web pages that are still alive from when I put them up over 17 years ago.

  23. Number 8 Rules on Top 20 Gaming Lows of 2004 · · Score: 4, Funny

    8) Nokia Admits Taco-Shaped Handheld Not Selling

    No shit, who would want a handheld shaped like an overweight computer geek who runs a website with a stupid name?

  24. Re:not OT, but sorta related on Caveats In Reselling DSL Bandwidth To Neighbors? · · Score: 3, Informative

    You're cable company caps your upstream bandwidth so low not because of their cost per megabyte, but because of DOCSIS.

    DOCSIS 1.0 and 1.1 define QAM modulation for your downstream, but only QPSK for your upstream. QPSK is much less sensitive to noise than 64/256 QAM is, but as a result, you get less bits/Hz. Not to mention the cable provider can allocate a hundred or more Mhz per node for downstream, but less than 54 MHz upstream. This is due to legacy reasons, most amplifiers only pass upstream up to 54 MHz.

    DOCSIS 2.0 will change things, which should be rolled out in the next few year.

    Roofus - Ex Comcast Engineer.

  25. Re:Reccomendation on First ZSNES Release In ~2.5 Years · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's right below the ShutThe FuckUp option in the config. What are you, blind?