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Top 100 Gadgets of All Time

akintayo writes "Mobile PC released its list of the top 100 gadgets of all time. The number one gadget was the Apple Powerbook 100. And the list does include some older gadgets, most notably the Abacus at #60. The BBC also has an article on the list."

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  1. #79 is the best one by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I prefer #79 (TASER X26, 2003) If you have one of these you can probably eventually get everything else on the list.

    1. Re:#79 is the best one by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny
      I prefer #79 (TASER X26, 2003) If you have one of these you can probably eventually get everything else on the list.

      Pfft! Build your 0wn! All you need is a small high current cell, a high voltage transformer, an cheep motor to switch between charge/discharge of the primary coil, some light guage twisted pair and some bait stickers. (Test it on people who irritate you first, to make sure you don't have it set to deadly.)

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    2. Re:#79 is the best one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      What's a cheep motor? Does it work with bird power?

    3. Re:#79 is the best one by thomasa · · Score: 2, Funny

      If I had #34567 (spear, 123434 BCE) you would not get near me!

    4. Re:#79 is the best one by SlayerofGods · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ahh but I could blind you with my #63 and then take you out with my #20.

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    5. Re:#79 is the best one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Usually when I have to go #2, I go #1 first.

    6. Re:#79 is the best one by fimbulvetr · · Score: 1

      Yes, They'd just use a strand of creeper!

    7. Re:#79 is the best one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless there were two people in your way. Then you'd be screwed.

    8. Re:#79 is the best one by attam · · Score: 1

      my friends all say my number 2's are pretty deadly...

    9. Re:#79 is the best one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My money says parent poster also posted this.

      Even though this guy also spells "cheap" the same way.

    10. Re:#79 is the best one by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      What's a cheep motor? Does it work with bird power?

      Ruminate while I elucidate...

      Cheap : Inexpensive.

      Cheep : Of minimal quality, often inexpensive, but not always so.

      A cheep motor would be good enough to do the job. Ideally one with crumby brushes which tosses a few sparks for effect and has irregular RPM to keep the switching unpredicable. Nobody likes a rut.

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    11. Re:#79 is the best one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you just make that up?

      There's no such definition according to Webster's.

    12. Re:#79 is the best one by Shaved_Beaver · · Score: 1

      ....hi..tee-hee... but the list is oh so long and just gets longer when I rub it...

    13. Re:#79 is the best one by Bake · · Score: 1

      Depends ...

      African or continental swallow?

    14. Re:#79 is the best one by OpenMind(tm) · · Score: 1

      In an amusing coincidence, a few hours after seeing #79 on this list, I saw a big picture of the exact model under the top front-page headline of our local paper for today. Here is the article:

      Death from stun gun shocks C-U

    15. Re:#79 is the best one by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      I'd rather ruminate upon some of those crumbs in the brushes.

    16. Re:#79 is the best one by Agret · · Score: 1

      Your #20 is no match for my #67!

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  2. swingline stapler by oscast · · Score: 4, Funny

    personally, I would have opted for the red swingline stapler.

    1. Re:swingline stapler by temojen · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'd have opted for the plough, or perhaps kiln. Although "The Gadget" certainly had a more recent major impact on civilization.

    2. Re:swingline stapler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did not receive any cake last year, and I was told that this year I would be receiving cake...

    3. Re:swingline stapler by chris_mahan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Speaking of the red swingline stapler, yes, the one from the movie, it's 2 cubes over on one of my teammates' desk.

      Not all of my co-workers are cheep.

      As far as the list: The #1 and #2 are: Breech-loading repeat action rifle, and the bayonet. With these, you can make any damn list you like: List of countries we've invaded, list of tribes we've wiped out, list of kings we've deposed, list of languages English has displaced.

      Isn't technology grand?

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    4. Re:swingline stapler by sgant · · Score: 4, Funny

      My top gadgets? Yeah yeah, it's a cliche now, but I still can't live without these:

      1. Duct Tape - nuff said
      2. WD-40
      3. A Sharpie, black
      4. slot-head and phillips head screwdriver

      Drop me on an island and I'll build an empire!

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    5. Re:swingline stapler by FlyingPostman · · Score: 2, Funny

      But all us Canadians know that the Robertson Screwdriver is far superior. Thats a square drive for all you yanks.

    6. Re:swingline stapler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your empire will CRUMBLE and UTTERLY FAIL IT because of your choice of slot-head screwdriver as a top gadget.

      There can't be enough bad things said about the slot-head screwdriver.

    7. Re:swingline stapler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

    8. Re:swingline stapler by Kainaw · · Score: 1

      Speaking of the red swingline stapler, yes, the one from the movie

      It is the actual one from the movie? So it is blue again? While filming, the red paint kept coming off, so if it is in any actual use at all, I'd be suprised if there's much red left on it.

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    9. Re:swingline stapler by ikegami · · Score: 1

      While all of those items are useful, noone of them are gadgets.

    10. Re:swingline stapler by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      Arrgghh!!! I was, hum, misinformed... My cube farm is less interesting again... Please accept my apologies.
      It's the type released by swingline after the movie popularized it. Also, the logo is on the top, not on the side as was in the film.

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    11. Re:swingline stapler by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      #1 is larger (longer) than a bread-box and #2 has no moving or electrical parts and also is (mostly) used as part of something else (#1) and thus doesn't qualify.

      Now something like an Uzi or maybe a AK-47...

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    12. Re:swingline stapler by NanoGator · · Score: 1
      "My top gadgets? Yeah yeah, it's a cliche now, but I still can't live without these:

      1. Duct Tape - nuff said
      2. WD-40
      3. A Sharpie, black
      4. slot-head and phillips head screwdriver"


      Odd, I recently found a porn site with the exact same requirements.
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    13. Re:swingline stapler by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Are you sure you know what your talking about?

      The AK-47 is not what you would call short.

      Maybe you are thinking of the AKS-74U? The barrel length is about half that of the normal AK, and it has a folding stock rather then the AK's solid one.

      Not to mention it looks cooler :)

      The Uzi it self is not really that tiny. You are thinking of a micro-uzi. The plain Uzi is a two-handed weapon with a folding stock.

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    14. Re:swingline stapler by Kainaw · · Score: 1

      Arrgghh!!! I was, hum, misinformed... My cube farm is less interesting again... Please accept my apologies.

      If it makes you feel any better... Nobody here has a Swingline at all. We have one communal Aceliner that never works. It is probably a hand-me-down from an important section (like human resources). But, how can I complain. Most of the buttons on the telephones work. The computers we've built from scavanged parts run at least faster than my old Commodore 64. And, my desk is just big enough to have a picture of my hedgehog on it. Is she leaning? Oh, no. It's me. I forgot that my chair leans about 20 degrees to the right.

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    15. Re:swingline stapler by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      Well, me too, can't complain... My phone works... Oh boy, does it ever, especially the incessant ringing part :|

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    16. Re:swingline stapler by gophergod · · Score: 1

      Just rep lace 4 with Five in One Screw Driver....

    17. Re:swingline stapler by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, neither of those devices meet the 'gadget' requirement of being smaller than a breadbox.

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    18. Re:swingline stapler by Peaceful_Patriot · · Score: 1

      Or having moving parts. "Sissors make the list, a knife does not."

      On another note, I was surprised I didn't see a x86 computer there. MS may have grown into the 900 lb. gorilla, but DOS/Win 95 brought computers into millions of homes and led to the whiz-bang machine you are reading this on right now.

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    19. Re:swingline stapler by jessecurry · · Score: 1

      but there was never an x86 computer released that was innovative.

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    20. Re:swingline stapler by Qubit · · Score: 1

      The prop from the movie?

      I can do you one better: I know a guy who has an old red swingline. Yes, I said old. Apparently they used to make red staplers -- IIRC, it looks old enough that it could be from the 80's or even 70's.

      When I saw it (and realized that it pre-dated the movie) I was astonished. I really need to go visit my friend and take some pictures so I can prove it! ;-)

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    21. Re:swingline stapler by zm · · Score: 1

      Dude, you forgot a hammer.

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    22. Re:swingline stapler by whopis · · Score: 1
      Actually #2 does have moving parts.



      "four buttons that, when pressed, struck an aluminum rod located inside the unit"


      Sounds like moving parts to me...

    23. Re:swingline stapler by diabolo-nerd · · Score: 1

      I agree wtih you except that duct tape does not qualify.

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    24. Re:swingline stapler by plover · · Score: 1

      What, a 386 isn't an x86 (#76)? Or a toughbook (#58)? Or a NEC ultralight (#27) or even a thinkpad (#19)?

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    25. Re:swingline stapler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were merry, not married.

  3. Abacus by Infonaut · · Score: 5, Insightful
    So the abacus, in use for centuries, comes in at #60 of all time, but the PowerBook 100, which was in production for a few short years is ranked #1?

    The PowerBook 100 was a great machine and all, but let's be serious.

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    1. Re:Abacus by Carbonite · · Score: 3, Informative

      Keep in mind that this list was in Mobile PC magazine.

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    2. Re:Abacus by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      So the abacus, in use for centuries, comes in at #60 of all time, but the PowerBook 100, which was in production for a few short years is ranked #1? The PowerBook 100 was a great machine and all, but let's be serious.

      Indeed. The Epson HX-20 was much cooler.

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    3. Re:Abacus by Infonaut · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Keep in mind that this list was in Mobile PC magazine.

      Quite true. But I'd consider an abacus to be a pretty damned effective mobile computing device. It's certainly a better mobile PC than, say, a taser.

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    4. Re:Abacus by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      The article IS by "Mobile PC Magazine", so they're a bit biased. The whole thing is full of crap, the "RONCO INSIDE-THE-SHELL EGG SCRAMBLER" beat out the "COLUMBIA GRAPHOPHONE DICTAPHONE", too.

    5. Re:Abacus by Carbonite · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I completely agree. I was just pointing out the most likely reason for the obvious bias in this list. Three different laptops ranked above the telephone? Absurd.

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    6. Re:Abacus by brilinux · · Score: 4, Funny
      But I'd consider an abacus to be a pretty damned effective mobile computing device

      When I was a boy, our abaci took up an entire wall, and we had to move the stones with donkeys, ropes, and pullies. Mobile computing my ass!

    7. Re:Abacus by Reorax · · Score: 1

      That's why the abacus was #60 and the taser was #79.

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    8. Re:Abacus by screwballicus · · Score: 1


      I might also have wished, ideally, for a nod to the astrolabe, somewhere there, within a listing of the most incredibly nifty gadgets of all time.

      As far as pre-modern computing goes, I can think of few devices more compelling.

    9. Re:Abacus by cyngus · · Score: 4, Informative

      All ratings of this type tend to be biased towards the present. I think this is because how good a thing is roughly equates to someone considering how their life was prior to invention of product and how their life was after invention. In the case of the abacus, we can only speculate at the effect the device had on the lives of people when it was invented. With things that are more recent, we do not need to speculate, we know. Additionally newer things tend to have more funcitonality than previous items, and therefore are more useful in an absolute sense (I can only do math with my abacus, but with my PowerBook 100, I can play solitaire).

    10. Re:Abacus by moterizer · · Score: 1

      But at least the Abacus was only three places behind the Magic-8 ball! Now THERE's a computing device that never Blue-Screened!

    11. Re:Abacus by temojen · · Score: 1
      Mobile computing my ass!

      Well, with a large enough team of asses, it could be.

    12. Re:Abacus by cat.os.mandros · · Score: 1

      yes, but with a taser you can adquire some mobile pcs >:)

    13. Re:Abacus by nacturation · · Score: 1

      The whole thing is full of crap, the "RONCO INSIDE-THE-SHELL EGG SCRAMBLER" beat out the "COLUMBIA GRAPHOPHONE DICTAPHONE", too.

      Yeah, no kidding. Let me know when the Ronco Turnip Twaddler makes the list... *then* I'll pay attention.

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    14. Re:Abacus by Have+Blue · · Score: 5, Funny

      I agree that my abacus has a very intuitive interface and gets awesome battery life, but it seems to be taking a long time to compile a kernel. Anyone have tips for optimizing this?

    15. Re:Abacus by fm6 · · Score: 1

      From what I've seen of the list (the site is slashdotted, so I've just read the BBC article), the gadgets are chosen not by their popularity, but by their influence. So the first Tivo made this list, even though its long gone, and Tivo is only one of many PVR makers. And the first Walkman made the list, because it permanently changed the way people listen to music. MP3 players may cooler, easier to use, etc., but they just exploit a market created by that first Walkman.

    16. Re:Abacus by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      If you try to do some ridiculous computation exponentially multiplying on the abacus, you could. There are techniques for ir.

      It took computers years before it could calculate at the same capacity close to what the abacus could do.

    17. Re:Abacus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sextant is right there around the abacus in the list. I can't believe the Handspring Visor is ranked higher than them both.

    18. Re:Abacus by micromoog · · Score: 1
      Care to elaborate? It seems a little absurd that someone couldn't have written an abacus emulator in about an hour, even on the earliest computers.

      I'm sure there are brilliant abacus techniques, but that's a software problem, not a hardware limitation.

    19. Re:Abacus by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but the PowerBook 100 didn't even sell well when it was first released. For one thing, it was initially overpriced and was very underpowered compared to the PowerBook 140 and 170 which were released at the same time.

      Then, Apple cut the price to dump them and people were buying them to soup them up. Still, the PowerBook 100 had only a 6800 and used a lead acid battery whereas the other two machines had the 68030 and used NiCads.

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    20. Re:Abacus by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      Does it run Linux?

    21. Re:Abacus by trash+eighty · · Score: 1

      you had walls? lucky you, you had it easy! back in my day we had to work down the coal mine digging coal with our bare teeth for 67 hours a day before we were allowed to use our abacus which consisted of 10 ton boulders arranged in lava trenches.

      kids today don't know they are born

    22. Re:Abacus by artemis67 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Except for the abacuses produced by Microsofte. I always hated getting the Blue Bead of Death.

    23. Re:Abacus by mickwd · · Score: 1

      Practise, practise, practise.

      Man, you shoulda seen Hendrix back in the day.

      His 4.357 x log(25.4e3.1) / PI live was quite something.

    24. Re:Abacus by stanleypane · · Score: 1

      Dude, the f***ing abacus was only 11 slots away from Tickle Me Elmo, #71?

      I somehow don't think they were employing your ideas when compiling this list. While I appreciate your attempt at legitimizing this horrid list, I can't get that fact -- Elmo made the list -- out of my head.

      If this list was based merely on usability and functionality, then my god ANYTHING deserves to be marked at #70 or better.

    25. Re:Abacus by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You gotta love these top ---- of all time articles on /., it's like VH1 for Nerds, countdowns that don't matter.

    26. Re:Abacus by LoudMusic · · Score: 2, Informative

      So the abacus, in use for centuries, comes in at #60 of all time, but the PowerBook 100, which was in production for a few short years is ranked #1?

      The PowerBook 100 was a great machine and all, but let's be serious.


      Actually the Powerbook 100 didn't even get produced for a full year, just 10 or 11 months (Oct 91 - Aug 92). And it had a predecessor, the Macintosh Portable. For the day it might have been cool, but it classifies as a luggable these days. And besides, It's not like Apple invented the laptop. Surely there were other better laptops at the time. Otherwise things would be different these days.

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    27. Re:Abacus by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      The Abacus influenced - well, the Abacus.

      The PowerBook 100 influenced how almost all notebooks ever since looked and still look today.

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    28. Re:Abacus by PMuse · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that this list was in Mobile PC magazine.

      Had it been a list of the 100 best mobile computing gadgets, maybe. But that's not the list they tried to make -- they included can openers, for crying out loud.

      At least a third of the list is utterly derivative and forgetable. (99. swingline 747 stapler, 97. mattel intellivision, 95. carl zeiss victory 8 x 42 t*fl binoculars, 92. popeil pocket fisherman, 84. ronco inside-the-shell egg scrambler, 80. fisher space pen, 76. hp omnibook 300, 68. nokia 5100 series cell phone, 66. iridium satellite phone, 65. mattel football ii, 62. sony wm-f5 sports walkman, 61. motorola bravo numeric pager, 58. panasonic toughbook 18, 55. super scissors, 52. sony cfs-5000 boom box, 49. casio cassiopeia e-10, 43. handspring visor, 41. rim interactive pager, 40. falcon dust-off, 37. jvc gr-c1 camcorder, 35. screwpull corkscrew, 33. bose quietcomfort headphones, 31. trek thumbdrive, 26. grid compass 1100, 25. nintendo game boy, 22. apple powerbook 500, 19. ibm thinkpad 701c, 8. diamond multimedia rio 300, 6. casio qv-10 digital camera, 4. motorola startac, 1. apple powerbook 100)

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    29. Re:Abacus by russellh · · Score: 1
      Additionally newer things tend to have more funcitonality than previous items, and therefore are more useful in an absolute sense (I can only do math with my abacus, but with my PowerBook 100, I can play solitaire).

      However, there is no doubt that an expert abacus user can out-calculate an expert powerbook 100 (or g4) user. It's a perfect special-purpose device, which is why it is still in use today (in Asia anyway). In addition, a powerbook with a dead battery, or one that accidentally got wet or one which costs more than the income of a small village, is not very useful in an absolute sense.

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    30. Re:Abacus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gentoo is considering adding an abacus profile soon. Speed where it's needed most!

    31. Re:Abacus by yerfatma · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my dad (get with the times /.) sent this to me last night, pointing out the Powerbook was ahead of the sextant. Someone must be doing some amazing work with those Powerbooks.

    32. Re:Abacus by Gorbie · · Score: 1

      I thought it a greater travesty that the Etch-a-Sketch ranked above the abacus than the Powerbook...

    33. Re:Abacus by antic · · Score: 1

      I am not kidding you when I say that in a lot of department stores in China (especially when you're out of Shanghai and Beijing), you will see the cashiers adding up totals on an abacus. Often they have a cash register with all the functionality required, but they only use that as a cash drawer.

      It's hilarious, but very cool.

      I'd rate the dustbuster, radio, also ahead of any laptop. The dustbuster I still own today is almost identical in form to the one shown in the list.

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    34. Re:Abacus by Kadoo · · Score: 1

      Then where is the nintendo. For my generation it was the can that opened up a lot of worms.

    35. Re:Abacus by kwieland+in+stl · · Score: 1

      In mother country, the stones move you!

    36. Re:Abacus by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      You had coal mines? Son, when I was your age, the dinosaurs still roamed, and we had no coal. Neither could we move rocks to count with, because any movement would alarm the tyrannosaurus. No, we had to calculate by planetary movement, which took its fair time. And we hadn't discovered Plato and whatever all those modern planets are called, oh no... We had 7 planets, including the moon -- barely enough for ASCII.

      Uranus wasn't such a big joke back then, when we had to wait years just to spell its name. But we never complained.

    37. Re:Abacus by iNetRunner · · Score: 1

      What? It takes nine months and requires a female operator? .. Well you could try and extract the kernel a little early and it would still come out alright.. *Ahh crap.. OK. OK. I quit and go to sleep now.*

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    38. Re:Abacus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I absolutely concur. My late grandfather came to Jamaica from China and operated a small grocery. As a small child I remember him keeping his books with an abacus. He was lightning fast with the bloody thing, and could perform complex calculations. As an adult, my mother-in-law (great lady) gave me an abacus and instruction booklet for my birthday one year, and after fooling around with it, I am convinced that children should be introduced to arithmetic by teaching them how to use an abacus. After learning to add and subtract, I had a "dawn breaks over Marblehead" moment when I realized that Base 10 wasn't just an abstraction, it was right there in front of my eyes, graphically represented by the sliding beads, and multiplication and division were logical extensions after that. Every CompSci major should learn to use the abacus in the introductory courses. The abacus certainly has my vote as one of the most significant gadgets in human history.

    39. Re:Abacus by PriceIke · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with you there. If it's gonna include toys, then this and this should have made the list far afront of Elmo.

      By the same criteria, even this qualifies.

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    40. Re:Abacus by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 1

      At I guess, I'd say at least a third of the list is items I've never even heard of.

    41. Re:Abacus by bprime · · Score: 1

      Stop using gentoo.

  4. Top Gadgets? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    I thought this looked an awful lot like a geeks Christmas list...

    d33r 54nt4, 1 b33n v3ry 1337 th15 y34r..

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    1. Re:Top Gadgets? by caryw · · Score: 1

      Good luck. Maybe you've been nice but someone with that much karma definitely been naughty. If he can see you when you're sleeping he can sure as hell see you when you're killing kittens

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    2. Re:Top Gadgets? by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 5, Funny

      d33r 54nt4, 1 b33n v3ry 1337 th15 y34r..

      Dear Kid,

      There will be no presents for you until you learn how to use a fucking keyboard, you dimwit.

      -- Santa Claus

  5. here's the list by Jane_the_Great · · Score: 3, Informative

    100. nsi bedazzler, 1970s filler characters
    99. swingline 747 stapler, 2002 filler characters
    98. pez dispenser, 1927 filler characters
    97. mattel intellivision, 1980 filler characters
    96. olympus zuiko pearlcorder, 1970 filler characters
    95. carl zeiss victory 8 x 42 t*fl binoculars, 2004 filler characters
    94. schick electric razor, 1931 filler characters
    93. columbia graphophone dictaphone, 1907 filler characters
    92. popeil pocket fisherman, 1950s filler characters
    91. polar wireless heart rate monitor, 1977 filler characters
    90. maelzel metronome, 1816 filler characters
    89. rubik's cube, 1974 filler characters
    88. black & decker dustbuster, 1979 filler characters
    87. radio shack trs-80 model 100, 1983 filler characters
    86. tamagotchi, 1996 filler characters
    85. hohner harmonica, 1857 filler characters
    84. ronco inside-the-shell egg scrambler, 1978 filler characters
    83. accusplit memory stopwatch, 1972 filler characters
    82. alliance genie garage door opener, 1954 filler characters
    81. zippo windproof lighter, 1932 filler characters
    80. fisher space pen, 1967 filler characters
    79. taser x26, 2003 filler characters
    78. korg wt-10 electronic tuner, 1975 filler characters
    77. hasbro lite-brite, 1967 filler characters
    76. hp omnibook 300, 1993 filler characters
    75. laser pointer, 1980s filler characters
    74. lux minute timer, 1936 filler characters
    73. traxxas t-maxx rc car, 1999 filler characters
    72. master lock padlock, 1924 filler characters
    71. tyco toys tickle me elmo, 1996 filler characters
    70. atari pong c-100, 1976 filler characters
    69. cuisinart food processor, 1973 filler characters
    68. nokia 5100 series cell phone, 1998 filler characters
    67. leatherman pst, 1983 filler characters
    66. iridium satellite phone, 1998 filler characters
    65. mattel football ii, 1978 filler characters
    64. u.s. army p-38 can opener, 1942 filler characters
    63. maglite flashlight, 1979 filler characters
    62. sony wm-f5 sports walkman, 1983 filler characters
    61. motorola bravo numeric pager, 1986 filler characters
    60. abacus, 190 a.d. filler characters
    59. sextant, 1731 filler characters
    58. panasonic toughbook 18, 2003 filler characters
    57. mattel magic 8-ball, 1946 filler characters
    56. polaroid polavision land video camera, 1978 filler characters
    55. super scissors, 1990s filler characters
    54. the car alarm key fob, 1990s filler characters
    53. powell & lealand compound microscope, 1861 filler characters
    52. sony cfs-5000 boom box, 1980s filler characters
    51. irobot roomba, 2002 filler characters
    50. etch-a-sketch, 1960 filler characters
    49. casio cassiopeia e-10, 1996 filler characters
    48. sony digital mavica mvc-hd5, 1997 filler characters
    47. canadian signal corps c-58 walkie talkie, 1943 filler characters
    46. texas instruments speak & spell, 1978 filler characters
    45. silva compass, 1933 filler characters
    44. fuzzbuster, 1968 filler characters
    43. handspring visor, 1999 filler characters
    42. h4 marine chronometer, 1761 filler characters
    41. rim interactive pager, 1996 filler characters
    40. falcon dust-off, early 1970s filler characters
    39. apple newton messagepad 120, 1994 filler characters
    38. sandisk compactflash card, 1994 filler characters
    37. jvc gr-c1 camcorder, 1984 filler characters
    36. pulsar quartz digital watch, 1972 filler characters
    35. screwpull corkscrew, 1979 filler characters
    34. garmin gpscom 170, 1997 filler characters
    33. bose quietcomfort headphones, 2000 filler characters
    32. radiolan backbonelink and pc cardlink, 1997 filler characters
    31. trek thumbdrive, 1999 filler characters
    30. jvc hr-3300 vhs vcr, 1976 filler cha

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    1. Re:here's the list by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Insightful

      OMG the calculator watch didnt make the list!

    2. Re:here's the list by cainpitt · · Score: 0

      Wow. What a great list. I don't really get it though. The TELEPHONE is considered a gadget? And if this is a gadget, why is the Cartier Santos Wristwatch ahead of it? I guess it's because before the wristwatch people were walking around with a Grandfather clock strapped around their neck and this caused many people to injure themselves. The weight that was lifted off the worlds shoulders when the wristwatch was invented could not possibly be imagined. Now the telephone, what a useless invention. Why would I want to speak to someone when I can just write them a letter that will reach them in a few weeks? All hail the wristwatch.

    3. Re:here's the list by Dipster · · Score: 1

      Did I not see my beloved TI-89? That extremely versatile tool has never failed me through years of science and engineering courses and is still the calulator of choice for high school and college students alike. Really any member of the TI-8* family is/was a marvel in itself.

    4. Re:here's the list by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I don't see "decent web server" in the list above. I don't see anything on the article, as it is apparently slashdotted.

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    5. Re:here's the list by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      The TELEPHONE is considered a gadget?
      And bizarrely, the lightbulb isn't, on the grounds that it's a "subset of another device. The flashlight counts; the light bulb does not.".

      Now if there's one thing a lightbulb and an unmobile phone share, it's that they're bugger all use until plugged into the appropriate place. Twaddle.

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    6. Re:here's the list by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > 100. nsi bedazzler, 1970s filler characters
      > 99. swingline 747 stapler, 2002 filler characters
      >[ ... ]
      >2. zenith space command tv remote control, 1956 filler characters
      > 1. apple powerbook 100, 1991

      0. filler characters, 2005, now available like your Apple Powerbook 100, without filler characters!

    7. Re:here's the list by nacturation · · Score: 2

      Clearly, the list is completely biased. Why is the PowerBook the only thing without any filler characters? They're obviously on the take from Apple.

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    8. Re:here's the list by Reckless+Visionary · · Score: 1

      Sorry, once you go HP, you'll never go back.

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    9. Re:here's the list by cainpitt · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yet for some reasson there are about 3-4 cell phones on there. Why is the telephone grouped as one and the Nokia 5100 phone has it's own spot as does the Motorola Startac. This list is the biggest pile of crap I've ever had the misfortune to read. Don't get me wrong, I think those old phones were cool in their time especially those phones that had the bookbag with the antenna and 20 minutes of talktime for $4 a minute but if the lightbulb can't be on there, different model cell phones shouldn't either.

    10. Re:here's the list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An iPod far ahead the sextant, abacus, laser pointer, telephone... Oh boy...

    11. Re:here's the list by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
      Ask 100 people who invented the telephone, and 99 will tell you it was Alexander Graham Bell.

      Wrong! It was Leonardo DaVinci, but it never caught on because it was useless untill Bell invented another one.

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  6. Jeez, Slashdotted already... by aendeuryu · · Score: 5, Funny

    They might as well be running their webserver on #50...

    This might get modded funny if people could actually get to the site and figure out which one #50 is.

    1. Re:Jeez, Slashdotted already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't undermine Fark's contribution. Farked hours ago.

    2. Re:Jeez, Slashdotted already... by theTerribleRobbo · · Score: 1

      This perhaps? :P

  7. Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:Mirror by Spl0it · · Score: 1

      Good thing the mirror is slashdotted too!

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    2. Re:Mirror by zootm · · Score: 1

      Works here. It's using the Coral caching service so it can take a while to load.

    3. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you,
      It worked just fine for me.

  8. Well! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    The BBC also has an article on the list.

    Congratulations to the BBC for making the gadets list!

    1. Re:Well! by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      The BBC also has an article on the list. Congratulations to the BBC for making the gadets list!

      What I consider one of my top gadgets I listen to the BBC on.

      What's scary is how many items on this list I actually have...

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    2. Re:Well! by izomiac · · Score: 0, Troll

      And congratulations to Slashdot for breaking the gadgets list!

    3. Re:Well! by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 0

      Is it that van they drive around to find out who's watching the telly so they can hit them up for unlicensed viewing and back taxes?

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    4. Re:Well! by SIGPUNKT · · Score: 1
      What I consider one of my top gadgets I listen to the BBC on.

      Me too.

      And if I need to fix it, I know I can always rely on this to get it sorted out.

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    5. Re:Well! by MSBob · · Score: 1

      No doubt you have this one in mind.

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  9. Apple! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Boy! I'm sure surprised that a magazine gave an apple device the #1 spot. I surely didn't see that coming!!

  10. Recent biases by IANAL(BIAILS) · · Score: 4, Interesting
    After flipping through the list, it seems like the vast majority of the products are from recent years (or at least the past few decades). While I can understand this - they are the gadgets that are now part of our everyday life and of course they are extremely useful... but where are the technologies/inventions from the past that helped us develop all the fancy electronic gadgets that we have today?

    I would have thought the abacus (ranked on the list, but lost in the middle) would have been more important in the overall list than a Tivo... the transistor or vacuum tube before computers and digital cameras...

    1. Re:Recent biases by Carbonite · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It would also seem sensible to rank the telephone above the ipod.

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    2. Re:Recent biases by pz · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. And the inclusion of H4, which was most definitely NOT a gadget, but one of the most advanced scientific instruments of it's time, makes the list suspect.

      Nothing to see here, move along.

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    3. Re:Recent biases by Otter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And the sextant and chronometer arguably affected long-distance travel more than Bose noise-canceling headphones...

    4. Re:Recent biases by White+Roses · · Score: 1
      Well, they do explain their own metrics. From the first page, now lost to a /.'ing (and evidently, a Farking as well):

      It has to be a self-contained apparatus that can be used on its own, not a subset of another device. The flashlight counts; the light bulb does not. The notebook counts, but the hard drive doesn't.

      So, while transistors and vacuum tubes are indeed cool (the radio in my '48 Studebaker uses vacuum tubes), they aren't considered gadgets.

      If you've ever seen James Burke's Connections series, you'd probably include some of the interesting screw-based inventions that allowed for the high precision of gadget 59. But in themselves, they're not gadgets as defined by the contest rules.

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    5. Re:Recent biases by mausmalone · · Score: 1

      While the abacus is an absolutely amazing device, I woudn't call it a gadget. As a wise judge once said about pornography "I can't define it, but I know it when I see it." Likewise, it feels like something other than a "gadget" to me.

      Anyhow, if we're talking about mobile computing, I would have put PDA's above Laptops as top gadgets. Just my opinion is all.

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    6. Re:Recent biases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the wheel was a moving part, and I didnt see it anywhere either!

    7. Re:Recent biases by MisterMoney · · Score: 0, Troll

      "It would also seem sensible to rank the telephone above the ipod."

      Listening to music on your ipod is much better than listening to telemarketers or collectors on your telephone.

    8. Re:Recent biases by dr_dank · · Score: 3, Funny

      And the sextant and chronometer arguably affected long-distance travel more than Bose noise-canceling headphones...

      Hell no. Ships back then were very loud. The noise cancelling headphones allowed the likes of Magellan and Cortez to listen to their Ye Olde 50 Pence albums in peace.

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    9. Re:Recent biases by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, it depends on what you mean by gadget.

      Literally, a gadget is "A small specialized mechanical or electronic device; a contrivance."

      But this doesn't real capture what we mean when we say "gadget". I'd argue that there's an element of frivolity applied. A gadget may be handy, it may be clever, but it is never necessary or important or serious. Thus, while a portable automatic defibrillator meets the literal definition of a "gadget", you are not likely to refer to it as a gadget.

      A gadget, in short, is something you could really do without, like the mythical Ronco Turnip Twaddler of Bloom County.

      It follows then that gadgets are largely a phenomenon of the twentieth and twenty-first century. People by in large didn't waste time inventing frivolous mechnical contrivances until technology and wealth reached a certain critical mass. Other frivolous things, sure, but not technology, which was reserved for serious things like war.

      If you talked, on the other hands, about the top inventions, you'd get a very different list, topped by things like "writing" and "agriculture" and "money".

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    10. Re:Recent biases by INeededALogin · · Score: 1

      I got three iPODs and two cellphones, but what is this telephone thing that you talk of:-P

    11. Re:Recent biases by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 1

      It is useful to keep in mind that half the nerds who have ever lived are living now. Multi-billion populations come after 1900. Multi-million populations comes after the beginning of the neolithic.
      The list does not include the crossbow, the sling-and-rock, hmm, no colt .45? the atl-atl
      (hard to find an atl-atl dart small enough for a breadbox), the blow-gun with curare dart, the bolo,
      the rosary, the slipknot, the hypodermic, the mousetrap. It's a cool list, but not exhaustive or scientific.

    12. Re:Recent biases by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1

      they are the gadgets that are now part of our everyday life and of course they are extremely useful

      Under the definition of the word "gadget" at m-w.com a gadget is "an often small mechanical or electronic device with a practical use but often thought of as a novelty."

      If the product is "extremely useful" then it technically isn't a gadget. For this reason, vacuum tubes, transitors, the telephone and the abacus have no place being classified as gadgets.

    13. Re:Recent biases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " the transistor or vacuum tube before computers and digital cameras..."

      Transistors and vacuum tubes are not gadgets per se. The are, however, innovations that enabled gadgets like computers and digital cameras to be built.

  11. Absolute ZERO to see here. Move along now by essreenim · · Score: 3, Insightful
    86. TAMAGOTCHI, 1996 Could the overwhelming success of this pocket-size virtual pet -- 40 million were sold worldwide -- make this the strangest cultural phenomenon ever? I mean WTF? It's was nothing new then it it's nothing new now.

    An also, they feature a satellite wireless mobile phone developed by a company that flopped through the ground. Well done! Worst list EVER. These lists should be seious. It looks like a list Barbie would have made.

    1. Re:Absolute ZERO to see here. Move along now by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "These lists should be seious"

      What does that mean? Apart from the typo...how do you judge how "serious" a list is? I'm really curious for your criteria.

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    2. Re:Absolute ZERO to see here. Move along now by ergean · · Score: 1

      "It looks like a list Barbie would have made."

      Well I have to disagree with you, it look like a list in wich Barbie should be in the TOP TEN.

  12. It's on the Fark front page by dl107227 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    so the serving is getting quite a workout.

  13. See What Happens... by ferrellcat · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...when you try to host your site on an Abacus?

    1. Re:See What Happens... by tehshen · · Score: 0

      We're getting slightly better response times than if it was hosted on a #98 pez dispenser

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  14. Cosmonaut use of pencil myth yet again by lowlypeon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Fun article, but could have been researched a little better. In its bit on the Fisher Space Pen, it repeats the myth that while we blew millions developing a pen that could write upside down, the Soviets just used pencils, which is a common myth. As one cosmonaut said, "pencil lead breaks...and is not good in space capsule; very dangerous to have metal lead particles in zero gravity"

    1. Re:Cosmonaut use of pencil myth yet again by the+pickle · · Score: 4, Funny

      If the Soviet cosmonauts thought pencil lead actually contained "metal lead particles," it's no wonder they lost the Cold War...

      p

    2. Re:Cosmonaut use of pencil myth yet again by korbin_dallas · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have this pen with me right NOW! How cool is that?

      The Fischer company developed the pen with their own money. NASA just used it. Same with Tang. Tang was a little known product until NASA 'discovered' it.

      The Space Pen is cool, but not the best pen I have ever used.

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    3. Re:Cosmonaut use of pencil myth yet again by mickyflynn · · Score: 1

      Maybe Soviet pencils DID contain lead points instead of our good Capitalist pencils and their graffite.

    4. Re:Cosmonaut use of pencil myth yet again by lannocc · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that pencils *did* used to contain lead instead of the graphite we're used to now.

    5. Re:Cosmonaut use of pencil myth yet again by rishistar · · Score: 1

      I heard that all that space radiation can affect the lead in your pencil.

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    6. Re:Cosmonaut use of pencil myth yet again by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Yeah, in Victorian times.

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    7. Re:Cosmonaut use of pencil myth yet again by Mattintosh · · Score: 3, Funny

      'Tang is even less well known on /.

      Sorry, I had to...

    8. Re:Cosmonaut use of pencil myth yet again by yack0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Made with real giraffes? :)

      Or perhaps that was graphite.

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    9. Re:Cosmonaut use of pencil myth yet again by mickyflynn · · Score: 1

      yeah, ph... English is a weird-ass language.

    10. Re:Cosmonaut use of pencil myth yet again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...but the leads sometimes broke and became a hazard by floating in the [capsule's] atmosphere where there was no gravity. They could float into an eye or nose or cause a short in an electrical device. In addition, both the lead and the wood of the pencil could burn rapidly in the pure oxygen atmosphere." Where TF does it talk about 'metal lead particles'????

    11. Re:Cosmonaut use of pencil myth yet again by brakk · · Score: 1

      It may not have been lead, but it's still conductive enough to futz with sensitive electronics.

    12. Re:Cosmonaut use of pencil myth yet again by lowlypeon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Separate link, which I can't verify, but here it is--Anatoly Solovyev quote

    13. Re:Cosmonaut use of pencil myth yet again by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Me too. Because of its small size, I always carry a Fisher Space Pen in my pocket. That way I'm never stuck without a pen.

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    14. Re:Cosmonaut use of pencil myth yet again by korbin_dallas · · Score: 1

      Bwaaahahahahahhaha
      ROTFLMAO!

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    15. Re:Cosmonaut use of pencil myth yet again by SharpFang · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sorry to say, but Snopes.com is extremely biased pro-american conservative site. (just compare the proportion of pro-Bush "Trues" and anti-Bush "falses")

      1) Pencil leads made of actual lead don't snap. Their writing properties are worse than those made of graphite (still readable enough though), but they are practically unbreakable. So no risk of snapping off, no lead particles, no burning either. A metal-cased graphite pencil is perfectly fire-proof and pretty much break-proof. True both graphite and lead are conductors, but so are almost all items made of metal, and there were quite a few of them. Only snap-off pieces could eventually get into the electronics, but lead doesn't snap so no problem.
      2) There was enough of easily flammable materials in the cabin so they would catch fire by themselves in atmosphere of pure oxygen. Not that it would matter, the astronaut wouldn't live long in pure oxygen either.

      And before you start about how poisonous lead is, people were using lead-based pencils for hundreds of years before they were replaced by graphite ones.

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  15. could only read 9 by frovingslosh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Any list that includes the POPEIL POCKET FISHERMAN in a list of greates gadgets isn't worth reading any further.

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    1. Re:could only read 9 by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

      Any list that includes the POPEIL POCKET FISHERMAN in a list of greatest gadgets is priceless!

      Ratboy

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    2. Re:could only read 9 by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Any list that includes the POPEIL POCKET FISHERMAN in a list of greates gadgets isn't worth reading any further.


      Ahh, but if you'd read further you'd have seen such gems as:
      • 84. RONCO INSIDE-THE-SHELL EGG SCRAMBLER, 1978
      • 77. HASBRO LITE-BRITE, 1967
      • 71. TYCO TOYS TICKLE ME ELMO, 1996


      And other silly things.

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    3. Re:could only read 9 by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      I bummed they put didn't put the Ronco Bass-O-Matic on the list ;) And how in the world did they leave off the Ginsu Knives?

    4. Re:could only read 9 by glennrrr · · Score: 1

      The list only contains items with either moving parts, or electronics. Ginsu knives have neither.

    5. Re:could only read 9 by moof1138 · · Score: 1

      And the Billy Bass. That was a peculiarly useful gadget in one respect. When someone spends too much time in your cube, just press that red button and they'll bail out fast. The down side is the random people who run into the cube and do a drive by Billy Bassing.

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  16. Interesting list... by graphicsguy · · Score: 1

    too bad about the accompanying drivel about each item.

  17. bad list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    what, no sex toys? the hitachi magic wand at least deserves a nod.

    1. Re:bad list by karnal · · Score: 1

      Awww, come on. I thought the packaging says that it's a "personal massage machine".

      Of course, the 2 attachments... well... aren't necessarily for using on your back.

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  18. Best Gadget: by castleguardian · · Score: 0

    Inspector! Gotta love that theme song...

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  19. What - no Rabbit? by The+Steely+Dan · · Score: 5, Funny

    My SO swears by hers!

    1. Re:What - no Rabbit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone else just swears at it. Hang up and drive!

    2. Re:What - no Rabbit? by RichDice · · Score: 3, Funny
      Everyone else just swears at it. Hang up and drive!

      You have no idea what the original poster is talking about, do you?

      Original poster -- sounds like you've got some work to do on the home front!

      Cheers,
      Richard

    3. Re:What - no Rabbit? by yack0 · · Score: 1

      Gah, rabbit, Steely Dan, mind... melting...

      Gah...

      Combine with some comment about geeks and sex or lack thereof... everyone make your own comment.. :)

      (nice nick though)

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    4. Re:What - no Rabbit? by CrazyBusError · · Score: 1

      Well, they both vibrate...

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  20. order of operations... by L0stb0Y · · Score: 1

    They should have AT LEAST put items that were derivatives or dependent on other items in chronological order....I agree the list is biased, and for some of the numbers they were just fishing to fill spots...

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  21. Lazy list? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    89...garage door opener. Definately. What better way to be lazy? That is what this list is about, right? Things to help us be lazier?

  22. #19 IBM 701C(S) Thinkpad by VE3ECM · · Score: 1
    I love those little babies.

    I have 2. Still using them today. Have managed to rack up enough spare parts to keep them going just fine.

    My 701CS still gets oohs and ahhs when I open it up and the keyboard slides out.

    I will be very sad the day they die for good.

  23. Definition of Gadget? by dostert · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A gadget is "a device that is very useful for a particular job" (http://www.wordreference.com/definition/gadget) Things by Ronco, space pen, laser pointer, etc are gadgets. A general laptop is NOT a gadget. Unless you define your job as 'using a computer' which as we all know if much more than just a single thing. Similarly, abacus and calculator are used for mathematics, engineering, etc, which again I think the 'field of mathematics' is much more than a single particular thing. If you want to make a list of the most useful inventions, many of these will go on there, but at least in my mind, a Powerbook is not a gadget.

    1. Re:Definition of Gadget? by Deinhard · · Score: 1

      True...that is ONE definition of "gadget." However, accordning to Dictionary.com, the primary definition is "A small specialized mechanical or electronic device; a contrivance." Synonyms listed are "applicance, contraption, contrivance, convenience, gizmo, gismo, widget."

      Now, while I don't agree with all of the synonyms, I think the definition is fairly accurate, especially when you add "contrivance" which, by the way, is "something contrived, as a mechanical device or a clever plan."

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    2. Re:Definition of Gadget? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Powerbook is a gadget. A ThinkPad is a useul invention.

    3. Re:Definition of Gadget? by dostert · · Score: 1

      Notice the "specialized" part of the definition. I would not refer to my PC, TV, Radio, Car, Oven, Fridge as "Gadgets". Appliance... yes... but not Gadget. I wouldn't agree with appliance being a synonym, although gismo and contraption are more like it. The point I was attempting to make was that a gadget is usually something that you don't NEED to do what you want to do. ie I don't NEED something that can scramble the egg within it's shell just to make scrambled eggs. In fact, I don't require anything even remotely in the same category as that to make scrambled eggs. If I'm going to be typing a document on an airplane, I NEED a laptop or something very similar to it.

    4. Re:Definition of Gadget? by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Actually gadget comes from a guy's name, Gaget, who made little Statue of Liberty statues that eventually got called "gadgets". http://www.damienb.com/english/liberty.html

      FWIW, "a device that is very useful for a particular job" is not an adequate definition of a gadget. Gadgets, in my opinion, are not by definition useful, but rather a small manmade gizmo that is a novelty. It may or may not be that useful. How useful are many of the items on the list today?

  24. Forgot the P-P-P-Powerbook! by Evil+W1zard · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now that is a gadget that deserves some recognition in the top 100! http://www.p-p-p-powerbook.com/

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  25. How about.. by J+x · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ..the printing press? I'm pretty sure most of this list couldn't exist without the proliferation of knowledge this allowed.

    1. Re:How about.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..the printing press? I'm pretty sure most of this list couldn't exist without the proliferation of knowledge this allowed.

      Yep, since people were not allowed to become knowledgeable before the printing press, it definately has to be number 1. On the other hand, it apparently didn't work very well, because it's evident said knowledge was never proliferated around you.
      ("Enabled," possibly?)

    2. Re:How about.. by IcyHando'Death · · Score: 2, Informative

      You gotta read the rules man. Sure the printing press was useful. Revolutionary even. But it's bigger'n a bread box innit? So's the steam engine, the automobile, the Jaquardf loom, the Saturn V rocket etc.

    3. Re:How about.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The post wasn't referring to individually acquired knowledge, it was in reference to the proliferation of said knowledge. Here, let me help you. Thanks for playing, assclown!

    4. Re:How about.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, "allowed for" and "enabled" can be synonyms.

    5. Re:How about.. by Jerf · · Score: 1
      There are four fundamental inventions that I can see:
      1. Fire, giving us access to energy not coming directly from us
      2. The Wheel, using energy in a way other than brute force
      3. The Written Word, extending communication beyond our body's immediate physical vicinity, and
      4. The Computer, mechanically extending our minds. (Certainly there were a lot of intellectual expansions, and things from before the computer that could help, but the Computer was a difference of kind, not just degree.)
      Most everything is an extension of those, although it is also extremely obvious that comprehending the full richness of current technology requires more than just understanding those four things. Still, it is a useful way to organize technology. (And I emphasize, "a" useful way, not "the" useful way.)

      I think there is only one more Fundamental Invention left, the Virtual Body, which will use all four to free us from our physical bodies entirely. After that, the fun of civilization really begins.

      Were I going to make a Top 100 list, I would start by organizing it along these categories, then each combination of categories (there's only 20 combinations and some are pretty sparse and not worth noting). But hey, I don't get paid to write articles, right? (Maybe I'll do it anyhow for kicks on my weblog.)
  26. A bunch of crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A list with the top 100 gadgets of all time and no pocket vaginas? What a bunch of crap. I won't leave the house without mine.

  27. Philco Made the First Wireless Remote Control by jestill · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They list the Zenith Space Command TV Remote from 1956 as the first wireless remote. This was a great remote that gave us the word 'clicker' due to the way that it used ultrasonics to send the signal to the tv. However, the Philco Mystery Control from 1939 is the first real 'wireless' remote that was made. It operated much like a rotary telephone control and sent its signal by radio. (Links go to google cache).

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  28. Not quite an inventory, but close.... by WillAdams · · Score: 1

    Lessee, I've got:

    #80 - Fisher Space Pen
    #63 - Maglite (Solitaire on my keychain, AAA on my jacket pocket)
    #67 - Leatherman Pocket Tool
    #39 - Newton (MP 100 in my laptop bag for notes, ebooks and contacts and todo list)
    #31 - Thumbdrive (Kingston)

    and have had (just counting computers):
    #27 - NEC Ultralite (I'd've also included the Sharp PC-6220 / TI Travelmate / who else made it?)
    #26 - GRiD Compass (way cool machine --- it did have a battery though, but one could swap a power supply into the battery compartment which I've always thought was brilliant)
    #7 - Palm Pilot

    Thing I'm surprised they didn't list:

    - Fountain pen
    - Rotring Quattro four-function pen
    - interchangeable tip jewelry / camera screwdriver tool sets (I've got a camera toolset in a leather ``safety case'' (designed for tools for knitting machine mechanics) which is invaluable)
    - GRiDPad or NCR-3125

    Might've been more interesting by product category....

    William

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  29. Portable massagers by chia_monkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can think of at least one "portable device" that many women would think is THE best invention ever...

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    1. Re:Portable massagers by PanBanger · · Score: 1

      what, a checkbook?

    2. Re:Portable massagers by HawkingMattress · · Score: 1

      Of course, women's life is much better since the invention of the portable dildo !

    3. Re:Portable massagers by morzel · · Score: 4, Funny
      I can think of at least one "portable device" that many women would think is THE best invention ever...
      The credit card?
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    4. Re:Portable massagers by jridley · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it must have been tough before then. They either had to have the self-propelled kind (on 2 legs), which are high maintenance, or one of the old stationary, steam-powered ones.

    5. Re:Portable massagers by rob_squared · · Score: 1
      "I can think of at least one "portable device" that many women would think is THE best invention ever...

      The credit card?"

      Vibrator?

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  30. But you're wrong too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because in Soviet Russia, the pencil lead breaks YOU!!!

    I'm so, so terribly sorry.

  31. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does Slashdot get kickbacks or something from the BBC? I've become used to lazy people posting to BBC articles that are just summaries of information that appeared in more detail elsewhere, but why are you linking to a BBC summary article when you ALREADY HAVE A LINK TO THE ARTICLE IT SUMMARIZES!!?

  32. #87, TRS-80 Model 100 by debest · · Score: 1

    Damn, they actually included the Model 100 on the list. Those things were (and still are) extremely durable portable computers, useful for a lot of functions. Good to see that it hasn't been forgotten by everyone!

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    1. Re:#87, TRS-80 Model 100 by zx-6e · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was still using one of those in 1995 to interface with our card readers that controled the doors (it held the user access database). It was the only thing that was reliable enough that we could leave under our raised floor in our computer room and with it's batteries, it could run for almost a day without external power. Very handy when the building lost power yet again and someone needed to get into the room (no, we weren't issued keys).

  33. Garage Door Opener only at #82? An outrage! by I_M_Noman · · Score: 1

    My mother has always said that the automatic garage door opener is the greatest labor-saving device ever invented. I'd agree, with the possible exception of the dishwasher.

  34. techology bias... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The list is significantly biased towards more recent inventions, rather than considering the inventions in their historical context. Not cool.

  35. powerbook 100? by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

    pfft. my new ibook is 10 times faster...

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    1. Re:powerbook 100? by sulli · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would have chosen the 140/170 instead of the 100. The 100 was a one-time design that was never used again, made by Sony. The 140/145/150/160/165/170/180 was a design that redefined portable computing and was available for years.

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    2. Re:powerbook 100? by allanc · · Score: 1

      The 100 was a one-time design in terms of hardware (well, two-time design, really. It was basically a Mac Portable shrunk down wee. Same components, just rearranged and miniaturized), but the 100, 140, and 170 were all very similar in terms of physical case design. I.e., they all had the keyboard-back, pointer-front-center design that has been used by everyone ever since. I assume they picked the 100 because it was the lowest-numbered model of the set.

      In addition, the 100 was the lightest and cheapest of the trio, which means it was the most affordable and portable, which was another major consideration in picking it.

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    3. Re:powerbook 100? by green+pizza · · Score: 1

      I would have chosen the 140/170 instead of the 100. The 100 was a one-time design that was never used again, made by Sony. The 140/145/150/160/165/170/180 was a design that redefined portable computing and was available for years.
      The PowerBook 100, 140, and 170 were all released at the same time. I remember the ad they ran in Time and Newsweek magazine -- it had a picture of Steve Wozniak and his son sitting on a park bench. Woz had either a 140 or 170 (same formfactor) on his lap and his son had the slightly smaller 100.

      I liked the PowerBook 100. It was very similar to the PowerBook 140 and 170, but was smaller, thinner, and cheaper. (Due do it's lower quality screen, slower CPU, and external floppy drive). I used one for years until I replaced it with a PowerBook Duo 270c (Apple's thin dockable color notebook).

    4. Re:powerbook 100? by ducman · · Score: 1

      I had a 100, and it was actually quite different from the 140 and 170. It was made for Apple by Sony. Besides being much lighter and thinner, it used a lead-acid battery and some seriously advanced power management features to get almost unbelievable battery life.

      I used to carry mine to take notes in my college classes. A key combination would put the machine to sleep, and touching any key would instantly wake it back up. I could easily get through eight hours of classes on one battery charge.

      I'd have to agree that the 100 was a much more innovative machine than the bigger ones.

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  36. No Commodore Products? by vjmurphy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seems like the Vic-20 or Commodore 64 would be in there somewhere. Certainly they were much better gadgets than something like a Panasonic Toughbook or two flavors of Apple laptops.

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  37. Telephone by SafteyMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    telephone at #23? Sure its not as fancy as a laptop but as changing the entire world goes, few things have done more.

  38. Slashdot "Service Unavailable" by mattr · · Score: 1

    Error, not for top page but for the user's own page 3:06 am at GMT+9 (Japan)

  39. Centuries? Try millenia! by jd · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The abacus is unquestionably the oldest calculating machine still in use today, and it is positively ancient. It also has no buffer overflow problems, doesn't require software patches, and isn't subject to patents.


    However, it is not the only gadget that is misplaced or missing. There is no mention of the Babbage Difference Engine. Where are all of Sinclair's devices and gizmos? Where's all the award winners of the Prince of Wales Awards for Innovation?


    Where's 99.9% of the stuff invented between 10,000 BC and 1970 AD?

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    1. Re:Centuries? Try millenia! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um. Read the pre-requisites... it has to be a small (or at least portable) object.

    2. Re:Centuries? Try millenia! by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      No buffer overflow? I'd say that running out of beads is a buffer overflow.

    3. Re:Centuries? Try millenia! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that be a buffer underflow? Running out of track that the beads are strung on, that would be a buffer overflow... No?

    4. Re:Centuries? Try millenia! by shotfeel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The abacus is unquestionably the oldest calculating machine still in use today

      I'd say the oldest calculating machine, and most used even today, can be found at the end of your arm.

    5. Re:Centuries? Try millenia! by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Every non-ideal computing device is subject to resource starvation. The abacus is no exception.

      When you run out of beads the computation stops, which is the right and expected behaviour.

      Buffer overflow refers to the situation when an exhausted resource is used as if it were available, leading to bugs and generally incorrect computations. According to this definition the abacus is not subject to them, unless operators try to continue using imaginary beads in their head for example, in which case no guarantee is given.

    6. Re:Centuries? Try millenia! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, like today's computers, it can be used for a lot more than math (if you catch my drift).

    7. Re:Centuries? Try millenia! by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 4, Funny
      I'd say the oldest calculating machine, and most used even today, can be found at the end of your arm.

      And the oldest digital calculator too.

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    8. Re:Centuries? Try millenia! by jd · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The difference engine is pretty small.


      There was a mechanical calculator made by in a POW camp, during World War II that could be held in the hand - it was accurate to 10 or 12 digits, and was faster than any comparable device of the day. I forget the name of it, but the invention revolutionized post-war economics as it forced people to think small, without impacting ability.


      The Sinclair digital radio was about the size of a small earring box. It had an all-digital amplifier and was a major contributer to the drift towards the digital from the analog. It was incredibly light, too. This was in the 60s, I believe.


      The Sinclair wrist calculator, from the 70s I think, was the first wearable computing device. That's pretty portable, if you ask me. As with all of Sinclair's ideas, his ability to design went far beyond his ability to implement, but it did work and did contribute towards a major rethink on how people used technology.


      The Sinclair ZX-80 was one of the first "true" home machines, in that it was designed with the stresses of the home, not the stresses of the workplace, in mind. The keyboard was impervious to tea and coffee, because it was a touchpad. Key words were all placed in hard-coded macros on the touchpad, eliminating the possibility of typing errors. That sort of thing.


      One winner of the Prince of Wales award was a directional alarm bell. You could carry it, put it on a wall, whatever. The important thing was that you could tell your direction with respect to it, from the sound that you heard. As a result, it would be possible to navigate towards it, even in zero visibility. That's a damn good gadget, in my opinion.


      Other gadgets people use include metal detectors, ground-penetrating RADAR, polarized filters, the stethoscope (one of the most amazing medical gadgets of all time, without question), the medical "life vest" which monitors EKG constantly and transmits wirelessly to a base station for people at severe risk of a heart attack...


      Older gadgets - the Gutenberg Press was pretty portable. The self-sharpening blade was a pretty good idea and was a major factor in agriculture from the Middle Ages onwards. It is arguable that large societies could not have existed without the plough, at least not for long.


      The wheel is pretty useful, and is one of the oldest inventions of any kind. Still in widespread use, with only minor changes. And while it is not worn, it is arguably mobile as there's very little that COULD be mobile without it.


      So, yes, the last 10,000 years or so has seen many inventions and innovations which are portable and often small, thus meeting the criteria.

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    9. Re:Centuries? Try millenia! by chrono325 · · Score: 1

      OMG theres a Ti-83 at the end of my arm!?!

    10. Re:Centuries? Try millenia! by hey! · · Score: 1

      if you catch my drift

      I do. Please stand downwind next time you decide to do that.

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    11. Re:Centuries? Try millenia! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My dick's a calculator?

    12. Re:Centuries? Try millenia! by Mad_Rain · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd say the oldest calculating machine, and most used even today, can be found at the end of your arm.

      You mean, my watch?

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    13. Re:Centuries? Try millenia! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please submit to your nearest biological research center. I'm sure they will find it interesting that your brains are located at the end of your arm(s).

    14. Re:Centuries? Try millenia! by strange_attract0r · · Score: 1

      Babbage's Difference Engine *just* misses the cut on the 'fits in a shoebox' criterion

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    15. Re:Centuries? Try millenia! by jd · · Score: 1

      Depends on how big your shoes are. I'm sure I could find somebody with big enough feet. :)

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    16. Re:Centuries? Try millenia! by yakko+nef · · Score: 1

      I have no arms you insensitive clod!!

    17. Re:Centuries? Try millenia! by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      Do you have one of those calculator-watches?, me too!

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    18. Re:Centuries? Try millenia! by rob_squared · · Score: 1
      "I'd say the oldest calculating machine, and most used even today, can be found at the end of your arm."

      You mean my...? You sicko!

      Oh, you mean fingers, nevermind.

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    19. Re:Centuries? Try millenia! by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      Odd. I'd say the oldest calculator is located at the end of the neck...

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    20. Re:Centuries? Try millenia! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not forget the most glaring omition of all: the vibrator.

  40. how about a list of pre-1700 gadgets? by davidwr · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd love to see a "top 100 gadgets of the pre-industrial age" - say, anything before 1700 just to be arbitrary.

    Special notation to any gadget that was still in common use in the 20th century.

    The abacus of course, and the pen and the first hand-carryable printing press come to mind.

    The lantern and numerous gadgets used on the farm and by doctors and scientists would also make the list.

    If you have a favorite pre-1700 gadget, please reply here.

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    1. Re:how about a list of pre-1700 gadgets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The English longbow.

    2. Re:how about a list of pre-1700 gadgets? by Koyaanisqatsi · · Score: 1

      Silverware;
      Toilets (ok, not that old)
      Navigational sextants (in use till not long ago) ...

    3. Re:how about a list of pre-1700 gadgets? by birder · · Score: 1

      The wheel.

    4. Re:how about a list of pre-1700 gadgets? by manifoldronin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The compass, of course. The bow... The difficulty with a pre-industrial age list is that a lot of cool gadgets from then have become such an essential part of our daily lives that we don't look at them as "gadgets" any more. E.g., shoes.

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    5. Re:how about a list of pre-1700 gadgets? by temojen · · Score: 3, Informative

      Plough
      Threshing machine
      Clay pot
      grist mill
      irrigation wheel
      waterwheel
      hammermill
      rotary forge blower
      Compass (for measuring distances on a map)
      Compass (direction finding)
      Theodelite
      Semaphore
      Telescope
      Pot-in -Pot
      water pump
      sanitary latrine
      sewers
      Aquaduct

      (not all in use in "developed" countries)

    6. Re:how about a list of pre-1700 gadgets? by WillAdams · · Score: 1

      Lessee...

      - Fountain pen
      - Crossbow
      - Kaleidoscope (this was actually hailed as an incredible entertainment which would never be forgotten...)
      - spy glass
      - portable desk / writing case
      - portable easel / paint box (blanking on the name)
      - sword cane
      - pocket flask

      (not sure if the last two count or no)

      William

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    7. Re:how about a list of pre-1700 gadgets? by J-Doggqx · · Score: 1

      Gunpowder.

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    8. Re:how about a list of pre-1700 gadgets? by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      The condom.

    9. Re:how about a list of pre-1700 gadgets? by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      Most of these are still used: The wheel The Sail The Map The Stylus (tool used to mark clay tablets) The Barometer The Thermometer Microscope Telescope Mirror Language ;) Fire Fireworks (Gunpowder + Rockets) Forge Drill Hammer (whacking it to make it work has been around a long time!) Saw Pulleys Levers Windmills ..and many more...

    10. Re:how about a list of pre-1700 gadgets? by jridley · · Score: 1

      The knife and/or sharp things in general.
      The wheel.
      The lever.
      The inclined plane.
      Paper & graphite pencil.
      Gunpowder & related technologies.
      Boats.

      All still in use everywhere today. All have been improved upon, but never really replaced.

    11. Re:how about a list of pre-1700 gadgets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The opposable thumb.

    12. Re:how about a list of pre-1700 gadgets? by hankwang · · Score: 1
      Plough, Threshing machine, Clay pot, grist mill, irrigation wheel, waterwheel, hammermill, rotary forge blower, Compass (for measuring distances on a map), Compass (direction finding), Theodelite, Semaphore, Telescope, Pot-in -Pot, water pump, sanitary latrine, sewers, Aquaduct

      The article defines a gadget as a small (can be carried easily) thing with electronic or moving parts. Hardly any of your examples satisfies these conditions.

    13. Re:how about a list of pre-1700 gadgets? by Tribbin · · Score: 1

      Indiana Jones style sliding doors in pyramids

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    14. Re:how about a list of pre-1700 gadgets? by rcastro0 · · Score: 2, Informative
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    15. Re:how about a list of pre-1700 gadgets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, toilets that used running water were in use in pre-Roman, Heroic Age Greece. I think 2500 years falls under "that old."

    16. Re:how about a list of pre-1700 gadgets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The organ, as it's one of the was one of the most complicated inventions of it's time, up to par with the mechanical clock. And it truly revolutionized music.

    17. Re:how about a list of pre-1700 gadgets? by wylf · · Score: 1

      But when do these things stop being a gadget and become something more... a fully fledged item, or product?

      I would argue that the plough or grist mill had a status of something greater than gadget - hardly the pre-industrial equivalent of the etch-a-sketch!

    18. Re:how about a list of pre-1700 gadgets? by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 1

      Is it smaller than a breadbox?
      Does it have moving parts?
      Is it not part of some larger device?
      I think the harmonica (mouth organ) was on the list.
      Didn't see the banjo.

    19. Re:how about a list of pre-1700 gadgets? by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      Navigational sextants (in use till not long ago) ...

      Still in use, actually. The navy and many sailors use them as a backup for when they can't get GPS. Sailing by the stars is still comonly used in places where you can't see land. Such as the middle of the Pacific.

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    20. Re:how about a list of pre-1700 gadgets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How's that portable sewer workin' out for ya, buddy? Personally I like to keep mine in the ground along with my aquaduct. But not too close together.

  41. Terrible list, almost nothing older than 20 years. by Trespass · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    How about the pocketwatch? The disposable lighter? The vacuum thermos? The repeating rifle? That remarkable mechanical pocket calculator whose name escapes me?

    These lists are always pretty bad, but this one is just pathetic.

  42. What about... by eno2001 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...the wheel? Most of the gadgets in the world could't live without one.

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    1. Re:What about... by Roofus · · Score: 1

      Seriously! What good would an iPod be without its wheel?

    2. Re:What about... by SilicaiMan · · Score: 1

      Doesn't fit their criteria.

    3. Re:What about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The wheel is not a gadget. A gadget has to be a stand-alone device. To narrow down the list it should probably be portable as well although this restriction favours modern inventions. You couldn't really say a windmill or a sail etc was a gadget although they are very useful inventions.

  43. Re:list of useless over-indulgence by wwest4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > Thankyou for reproducing what is the crappiest list ever.
    > ...the continuing decendency of /. into the armpit of mediocrity.

    No, Thankyou. Maybe they'll increase the frequesncy of good stories when the frequesncy of good posts increases.

    What is an armpit of mediocrity, anyway? Is that like the bad part of mediocrity? Is that still better than being on the shoulder of piss-poor? Gosh, I hope I don't descenden to that level.

  44. What a biased load of crap by prgrmr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The sextant and the abacus did more to shape the whole of humanity than the rest of the list combined. The abacus is still in use today, and probably by more people than there were Powerbooks made, let alone sold and still in use.

    The top ten items on the list are almost all entertainment based or related rather than scientific acheivements or technical enablers. They ought to have split this into two lists: one for "fun" stuff and one for science and industry.

    1. Re:What a biased load of crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only wusses use the sextant. Real men don't ask for directions.

    2. Re:What a biased load of crap by StyroCupMan · · Score: 1

      I find it particularly ironic that sextant at #59 was beaten by Mattel Magic 8-Ball at #57. What were these people thinking?

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    3. Re:What a biased load of crap by saddino · · Score: 1

      Concentrate and ask again.

    4. Re:What a biased load of crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the slide rule isn't even on the list. The slide rule got us to the moon for crying out loud.

    5. Re:What a biased load of crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was beaten by the Etch-A-Sketch for Pete's sake! WTF would Magellan, Cabot and Columbus have done with a fsckin' Etch-A-Sketch? "I didn't find the new world, I drew it with a continuous line..."

      Another list by a bunch of bloody artists who can't see past their Apple Cinema Screen and don't understand how the world actually works... how does device that dictates where maybe 70% of people reading this live get beaten by a piece of shit from a thirtysomething's childhood?

  45. No Zaurus?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This IMHO is one of the worst lists ever.

    How the heck does the powerbook make the list, the top of the list, and the Zaurus, use google if you don't know, not? Sure, it is a pretty nice laptop for 1991...but the sharp zaurus miniscules any sort of innovation it may have had.

  46. Gadgets, not Technologies by Speare · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Apparently, this list is ranking the popularity of "gadgets," not seminal or influential technologies. I read the word "gadget" as an indication that you get it and use it because you like it, not because it's somehow a world-changing concept.

    I mean, come on, #100 is the rhinestone-on-bluejeans-affixing Bedazzler?! Of course this isn't serious list of technologies.

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  47. shambles by kicken18 · · Score: 1

    sorry but #1 is just a shambles. THat list could of been alot better, alot more acruate, and a lot more true.

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  48. Re:Garage Door Opener only at #82? An outrage! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The washing machine is the greatest labour-saving device ever invented. I'm sorry, but washing clothes and linens is a lot harder than opening a garage door or washing dishes.

  49. #101 by dkode · · Score: 1

    Slashdot effect!

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  50. Let's not forget... by RaguMS · · Score: 1

    Let's not forget about the Cyrix Hotplate. Sure, it was entered a little too late to be considered for this top 100 list, but where would we be without its cooking and food-warming capabilities? Starving, most certainly....

  51. How about H-4? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A little bigger than a pocket watch and H-4 solved the problem of computing longitude.

  52. Top 100 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That list was full of shit.

  53. what is actally a gadget by kicken18 · · Score: 1

    hmm..just wondering. Everyone say the foutain pen etc, then i thought of a device (cant rmemeber the name) which means things to mm acuacy, micrometre i think as we used them in physics. Well this revolutionaised thigns and started the industia age. This is very important, but is it a gadget?

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  54. Brings you back by alex_guy_CA · · Score: 1

    If your like me, #77 (lite-brite) will bring you back to a moment you forgot long ago.

  55. When I was a boy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    the plural of abacus was abacuses. (The word comes from Greek, not Latin).

    1. Re:When I was a boy... by TimeTraveler1884 · · Score: 4, Funny

      When I was a boy, the Greeks attacked and killed the Latins only to steal thier words.

    2. Re:When I was a boy... by brilinux · · Score: 1

      Thank you. It actually drives me nuts when people say things like "virii" -NOT TO START A FLAME WAR- so it is nice to know that I was wrong so that I might avoid this mistake in the future. Just out of curiosity, what declention, et cetera was "abacus" in Greek? Thanks.

  56. My All Time Favorite Gadget by harley_frog · · Score: 2, Informative

    #20 The Swiss Army Knife. I have not had a day go buy where I did not use mine. And I even open a bottle of wine with it once. :)

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  57. The PB100 kinda sucked by winkydink · · Score: 1

    lead-acid battery if memory serves. It was either the 140 or the 160 that was the one you wanted back then.

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    1. Re:The PB100 kinda sucked by green+pizza · · Score: 1

      lead-acid battery if memory serves. It was either the 140 or the 160 that was the one you wanted back then.
      PowerBook 100 came out at the same time as 140 and 170. All had basicly the same formfactor, but the 100 was smaller and thinner with a slower CPU and an external floppy drive. The 100 shipped with a lead acid battery but its runtime was similar to the 140 and there were aftermaket batteries available. I had a 100, I loved it.

  58. where is the air conditioner? by Savatte · · Score: 2, Insightful

    seriously. Productivity during the summer months would drop off heavily because no one could get a good nights sleep

  59. Dildo? by Himring · · Score: 3, Funny

    Gadgets needed moving parts and/or electronics to warrant inclusion.

    And no dildo? You call this news for nerds?...

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    1. Re:Dildo? by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      They also left off the condom, but we know Geeks have no use for those ;)

  60. Most Useful gadget for generations by booyah · · Score: 1

    I love the placement of the Slide Rule...

    oh wait

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  61. the /. warnings about /. polls by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 1

    shd be read after reading this article. I mean, who on earth is silly enuf to take this seriously ? if u really think this is worth arguing about, let me know, i have some ocean front property in floriday u can have for a buck an acre.

  62. What a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple was years behind in releasing laptops. Why is their box on the top of the list? The OS was a joke until OSX. What about Osborne? It's not even on the list.

  63. Re:list of useless over-indulgence by essreenim · · Score: 1
    Gee, threres only 1 thing more mediocre than medicrity - someone who replicates it sportingly, hehe

    No, Thankyou. Maybe they'll increase the frequency of good stories when the frequency of good posts increases. What is an armpit of mediocrity, anyway? Is that like the bad part of mediocrity? Is that still better than being on the shoulder of piss-poor? Gosh, I hope I don't descend to that level.

    Perhaps you should practice the art of using such colourfull language yourself. Then you won't have to waist my time and yours!

  64. Re:Abacus better one by kurt555gs · · Score: 1

    Back in the 80's I worked for a wonderfully inovative company called SORD Computer in Japan.

    SORD's entry into the 1st laptops was the http://oldcomputers.net/sord-is11.html

    SORD was a great place to work and really far ahead of the other companies of the time.

    Mr Takayoshi Shiina was one of the true fathers of the micro computer industry but has been forgotten in the press.

    Anyway , the IS-11 was fun, and the tape acted like a tape drive , with a directory, not just program recording medium.

    Cheers

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  65. Re:Terrible list, almost nothing older than 20 yea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "That remarkable mechanical pocket calculator whose name escapes me?" Hummmm... you mean a sliderule? Or better still the cicular sliderule!

  66. Where is ... by Dana+P'Simer · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The IBM PC or the Apple I or II?

    These are much better examples of classic gadgets then the Powerbook 100. The Powerbook line should have been mentioned once not twice.

    The IBM Thinkpad 701 was mentioned but I think it has clearly had more impact on the way people work and the laptop market in general then the powerbook.

    I was gratified to see the Tivo mention and in light of the deathwatch , maybe this offers some hope.

  67. Zeiss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    anything made by Zeiss or Leica is top anything

  68. RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They define a gadget as having moving parts in the intro

  69. Re:list of useless over-indulgence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hint: this is slashdot, go read theregister, hackaday or kuro5hin or something if you want content.

  70. Taser Control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    by nizo (81281) * on Tuesday February 22, @12:44PM (#11746137)

    I prefer #79 (TASER X26, 2003) If you have one of these you can probably eventually get everything else on the list.


    Restricted use in DC, MA, RI, NY, NJ, WI, MI, HI & certain cities & counties.

    Restrictions on "less-than-lethal" weapons is further evidence (not to be confused with proof) that gun control laws are more about victim disarmament than crime prevention. Who wants armed taxpayers?

    A quick glance shows a correlation between the states that have "restricted use" of the Taser and states that receive positive ratings from The Brady Campaign (formerly Handgun Control, Inc.).

    Brady Campaign 2004 Report Card grades for the states that restrict Taser user:

    DC: N/A (D.C. has a handgun ban).

    MA: A-

    RI: B-

    NY: B+

    NJ: A-

    WI: C+

    MI: D+

    HI: A-
    1. Re:Taser Control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm. Wisconsin and Michigan have the two lowest grades yet they have huge hunting populations. Maybe the people that live in those states know something about gun safety that the Brady Political Campaign does not?

  71. a forgotten gadget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hmmm, I'm sure some one invented fire, is that a gadget?

  72. Apple = no care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple on the list = NO CARE

  73. Ronco Pocket Magazine Publisher by sjonke · · Score: 0

    Obviously a well worn device for these folks.

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  74. Hmmm... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
    Fun article, but could have been researched a little better. In its bit on the Fisher Space Pen, it repeats the myth that while we blew millions developing a pen that could write upside down, the Soviets just used pencils, which is a common myth. As one cosmonaut said, "pencil lead breaks...and is not good in space capsule; very dangerous to have metal lead particles in zero gravity"

    Not that graphite would be much better - quite likely worse - , but please tell me said cosmonaut didn't actually believe pencil lead is really lead.

  75. Re:list of useless over-indulgence by essreenim · · Score: 1
    Point taken. I am familiar with all of the above. Slashdot.org content varies (in my opinion) from excellent to "*top 100 gadgets of all time".

    *list may not in fact contain gadgets that are in any way useful.

  76. Notable absences... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm gobsmacked at how many duplicates (Palm, Handspring!?) there are on there when so many devices that are gadgets in their own right have been left out:

    The handgun
    SLR camera
    Casio digital watch
    Walkie talkie
    Garage door opener
    Headphones
    Swipecard

    Okay, so I may have missed some of those if they are on the list, but whats with the huge number of specific model types? And why the Apple laptop? Apple were a latecomer in the laptop market, their first design was abysmal. If anything, please pick the Osborne 1 or the Compaq Portable, they were the daddies of mobile computing.

  77. Re:Terrible list, almost nothing older than 20 yea by OldSchool · · Score: 0

    You're probably thinking of the Curta mechanical calculator. Truly remarkable: http://curta.org/

  78. Some gadgets they missed.. by wfberg · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In no particular order..

    Perhaps it doesn't appeal to the stereotypical geek, but the vibrator. The pocket calculator as well as; The calculator/remote control/radio controlled/FM radio *wristwratch* (surely the pinnacle of minitiaturization!).

    Of course, the bonefone: link. The transistor radio. The world receiver radio. The wind-up/clockwork radio/charger. The intimidating maglite flashlight. Glowsticks! Neither electonic, nor moving parts, but who can resist luminecence!

    7" 33 1/3rpm vinyl gramophone records; or I can do you even better than that - 7" 33 1/3 rpm plastic gramophone records that were given away as inlays with MSX Magazine, that you'd dub on tape, and you'd "load" programs off of the tape using the regular "data cassette recorder".

    CB (Citizen's Band, 27 "megacycle") radio. ZX80. C64. Nuff said. The lava lamp! Duh! The strap-on (wait for it) keyboard (keyboard guitar).

    The hearing aid. The answering machine remote control/handheld DTMF tone dialer. Also; the blue box! The minox sub-miniature "spy" camera (as seen in james bond). The SLR Single Lens Reflex camera. Automatic tweezers (They don't work particularly well, but they have a gadget-esque movement)

    The portable DVD player. Toys robots (remote controlled, especially; the robosapiens is a good stab at the concept). Magnesium firestarters. (I'm the firestarter!)

    Personal Emergency Position Indicating Radio Beacons (P-EPIRBs) RC cars, helicopters. E.g. The translator pen (scans text when you move across it, translates) The penman robotic plotter and of course the closely related concept of the Logo turtle..

    The random movement printer (If and when it becomes widely available..) Lego mindstorms (programmable bricks..)

    The most important hand-helds historically; the Smith&Wesson and the AK47.

    Also, though not an autonomous device, nor mechanical, nominated for achievements in disrupting the global economy, I'd like to recognize bubblejet printer ink, for costing more than its weight in gold or oil.

    Aerosol spray canisters; specifically,
    every graffitti artist's friend: spraypaint and every gadget-minded geek's friend: deodorant (especially the miniature cans) and of course; aerosol cheese! Also, perhaps slightly more
    palatable, mace pepper spray.

    The electric toothbrush (with induction-loop-charging-circuit magic!)
    Not the greatest gadget in history until you consider it's "dual use" nature, and the fact it's marketed so widely.

    Sattellite TV. Not the most portable of gadgets, but come on! Windscreenwiper glasses. (Though more of a chindogu) The mac. The iMac for doing it twice. The aibo.

    The "orgasmotron" (actually just a head massager, not at all naughty) Stylish pin clock. The keyghost hardware keystroke logger.

    The digital camera. The digital photo frame.
    The credit-card sized Anything, but in particular, the cre

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    1. Re:Some gadgets they missed.. by wwest4 · · Score: 1

      Hear, hear re: the vibrator. It's probably the most blatant oversight in the list.

    2. Re:Some gadgets they missed.. by webhat · · Score: 1

      I'd even just say Lego.

      Although mindstorms is a lot of fun.

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    3. Re:Some gadgets they missed.. by supertsaar · · Score: 1

      Ha, your list is pretty good (never heard of the bonephone, now I want one !) The intimidating maglite flashlight is there though, on position 63. Doei doei,

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    4. Re:Some gadgets they missed.. by wfberg · · Score: 1

      Oops.

      Also some horrible typos on there; I meant to say "toy robots" and "luminescence".

      Oh well.

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    5. Re:Some gadgets they missed.. by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 1

      most imp handhelds ?
      what about the sword, the tinderbox, flint, the hoe, (lotta sexism on /. in that one or needle and thread not showing up high)
      canteen

      of course if u r talking number of individuals vs length of time, more recent will always win due to demographrics

    6. Re:Some gadgets they missed.. by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I'm seeing a common theme in many of those items you've listed.

      But not of much use to most women, who in fact aren't pathetic masturbaters.

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  79. Among the things that didn't make the list by MouseR · · Score: 1

    1) Their web servers.

  80. If only someone would invent... by sherpajohn · · Score: 2, Funny

    The "Unslashdotable Server".

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    1. Re:If only someone would invent... by BRSloth · · Score: 1

      Slashdot has one. The only problem is that it dies of recursion when someone attempt to slashdot it...

    2. Re:If only someone would invent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try http://www.microsoft.com ...or http://www.ibm.com

  81. it's got errors, by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    I know of two, the model 100 used 4 aa batteries
    and victironix makes some MIGHTY multi tool knives.

    http://www.victorinox.ch/newsite/en/produkte/neu/i nhalt2.cfm?pid=1.6795.XXLT

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  82. I can't believe.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    They left out Gadget from Chip and Dale's rescue rangers! She was so hot! And a nerd to boot!

    "*wuzza wuzza*"

    What? oh.

  83. Re:If the list was compiled by a woman by denthijs · · Score: 4, Interesting
    #1 - The Dildo

    While true technically a Dildo does not belong to the realm of 'Gadgets'. The site defines a gadget as:

    It has to have electronic and/or moving parts of some kind.
    Scissors count, but the knife does not.

    It has to be a self-contained apparatus that can be used on its own, not a subset of another device.
    The flashlight counts; the light bulb does not. The notebook counts, but the hard drive doesn't.

    It has to be smaller than the proverbial bread box. This is the most flexible of the categories, since gadgets have gotten inexorably smaller over time. But in general we included only items that were potentially mobile:
    The Dustbuster counts; the vacuum cleaner doesn't.

    Now had you said Vibrator instead of Dildo you would've made a valid point!

    ohyeah, rtfa!;-)

  84. Come on... by Salmonax · · Score: 1

    Where's the Stereoscope (A.K.A. the Stereopticon)... possibly one of the first portable visual entertainment devices ever conceived and spiritual great grandfather of VR technology? As many others have said, this list is completely out of whack.

  85. A severe lack of Ronco gadgets by Brown+Eggs · · Score: 1

    I mean who doesn't have ronco's food dehydrator/de-flavorer or ronco's famous rotissere which I would never in a million years set and forget? Ron has got to be some kind of genius, and his inventions should top any list of worthless doohickies and thingamabobs.

  86. Beaten out by Trash by Ironsides · · Score: 1

    Seems like the Vic-20 or Commodore 64 would be in there somewhere. Certainly they were much better gadgets than something like a Panasonic Toughbook or two flavors of Apple laptops.

    They were beaten out by the TRS-80. How many computers can lay claim to being the first "affordable" home computer?

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    1. Re:Beaten out by Trash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a ZX81, VC20 and C64... no idea what a TRS-80 is? There where geeks before my time, sweet! But no kidding, no idea what a TRS-80 is.

  87. mirrordot you fools by DanThe1Man · · Score: 1
  88. Oooh! Oooh! who'd like to buy .... by taniwha · · Score: 1

    The "greatest gadget of all time" ... batteries not included (they were lead-acid and didn't last) .....

  89. #20 The Swiss Army Knife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea, I've opened a few boxes of wine with mine as well.

  90. Gadget vs. Tool by Titusdot+Groan · · Score: 1
    There is a big difference in connotation between a gadget, a useful gadget and a tool.

    A sextant is not a gadget. Neither is an abacus. They should not be on this list.

    A swiss army knife is a useful gadget, almost a tool. If it didn't have a toothpick and a useless little pen it wouldn't qualify as a gadget.

  91. Brand Names? by AddressException · · Score: 1

    Does it need to be a "Sharpie"-brand black marker?

  92. No firearms? by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    Of any sort? That's an oversight. Sure, there's too many to choose from - the Maxim (reliable automatic fire changed warfare forever and brought profound changes to the social structure of Europe by marginalizing the notion of a gentleman class making civilized war) the 1911 Colt (arguably the best and certainly the most long-lived design for a personal defense firearm), the Peacemaker (Sam Colt making us all equal, you know), the Garand (the pinnacle of quality battle rifles), the AK (the pinnacle of mass-produced battle rifles), and a few others - but you'd think that at least one would make the list.

    Or did I scan too quickly?

  93. still in use today by tuxette · · Score: 1

    When I was in Thailand (2002) some of the street vendors, especially the older ones, used the abacus to calculate what I eventually owed them. They only used a calculator to show me (and other tourists) the price in Arabic numerals.

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  94. How about playing cards by davvr6 · · Score: 1

    Was originally going to say black jack but then I thought what about all those other card games that I suck at.

    1. Re:How about playing cards by http101 · · Score: 1

      As I recall reading, the "gadget" must have moving parts. Electronic controls only made it spiffier.

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  95. oh my GOD!!! by NormAtHome · · Score: 1

    The Radio Shack TRS-80 Model 100 made the list, I can't believe that... It was my first computer out of High School, I bought it from a Furniture Store that had it listed in the classifieds for $100. (they couldn't make it work) I eventually ended up having three diskette drives attached to it.

    Just thinking about it makes me break out in a cold sweat, that freakin buffer cable between the keyboard and expansion chassis always was such a problem.... man talk about the dark ages of personal computing... somebody please pass the painkillers!

    1. Re:oh my GOD!!! by jridley · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of the Model 1. The Model 100 was a portable, 24K max RAM, no expansion chassis. I have 3 of them in my basement, they all still work, I was using them for field note taking last year.

      I had a model 1 as well, with expansion chassis. I eventually put the main CPU board (lower board in the keyboard part and the expansion chassis CPU into a homemade wood box, with a DB25 going out to the keyboard. I soldered the expansion chassis to the main board permanently, eliminating that problem. The RS232 interface was really flaky. I added a double-density interface to it, and ran NEWDOS-80 which supported the humongous 360K floppy drives. Using that awesome amount of storage, plus a hacked 300 baud dumb modem (hacked so it could detect ring and pick up the phone and dial by having the driver twiddle the DTR line), I was able to have a pretty advanced BBS online (written in BASIC).

  96. Taser Death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, you mean that device that kills people?

    Of course, one official claims the 50,000-volt administering device doesn't even injure...

    Fortunately, The Arizona Republic did its own investigation:

    The Republic, using computer searches, autopsy reports, police reports, media reports and Taser's own records, has identified 90 cases in the United States and Canada of death following a police Taser strike since September 1999. In 12 cases, medical examiners said Tasers were a cause, a contributing factor or could not be ruled out as a cause of death. In 19 cases, coroners and other officials reported the stun gun was not a factor.

  97. #42/#36 by aoasus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Man i can't believe it!

    They think that digital watches are still pretty neat, but didn't put it at number 42! They ought turn their geek cards in!

    Way to set yourselves up for a perfect inside joke and not even coem thru with it guys!

  98. One of the lamest lists yet by artifex2004 · · Score: 1

    Did you see how low the sextant and marine chronometers were, for example? Some stupid product to get dust out of electronics rates higher than two devices that were essential to oceanic travel for hundreds of years?

  99. Harmonica? by Momoru · · Score: 1

    Why does the harmonica count as a gadget? (#85)

  100. Re:Idiotic List by ilyagordon · · Score: 0

    To whoever modded this down as a troll: You, sir, are an idiot.

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  101. Maybe list authors don't live in Tropics by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    Some people don't get months of summer, you insensitive clod. Here in England we're lucky to get a week.

  102. or just grab the list... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    100. NSI BEDAZZLER, 1970s ; 99. SWINGLINE 747 STAPLER, 2002 ; 98. PEZ DISPENSER, 1927 ; 97. MATTEL INTELLIVISION, 1980 ; 96. OLYMPUS ZUIKO PEARLCORDER, 1970 ; 95. CARL ZEISS VICTORY 8 X 42 T*FL BINOCULARS, 2004 ; 94. SCHICK ELECTRIC RAZOR, 1931 ; 93. COLUMBIA GRAPHOPHONE DICTAPHONE, 1907 ; 92. POPEIL POCKET FISHERMAN, 1950s ; 91. POLAR WIRELESS HEART RATE MONITOR, 1977 ; 90. MAELZEL METRONOME, 1816 ; 89. RUBIK'S CUBE, 1974 ; 88. BLACK & DECKER DUSTBUSTER, 1979 ; 87. RADIO SHACK TRS-80 MODEL 100, 1983 ; 86. TAMAGOTCHI, 1996 ; 85. HOHNER HARMONICA, 1857 ; 84. RONCO INSIDE-THE-SHELL EGG SCRAMBLER, 1978 ; 83. ACCUSPLIT MEMORY STOPWATCH, 1972 ; 82. ALLIANCE GENIE GARAGE DOOR OPENER, 1954 ; 81. ZIPPO WINDPROOF LIGHTER, 1932 ; 80. FISHER SPACE PEN, 1967 ; 79. TASER X26, 2003 ; 78. KORG WT-10 ELECTRONIC TUNER, 1975 ; 77. HASBRO LITE-BRITE, 1967 ; 76. HP OMNIBOOK 300, 1993 ; 75. LASER POINTER, 1980s ; 74. LUX MINUTE TIMER, 1936 ; 73. TRAXXAS T-MAXX RC CAR, 1999 ; 72. MASTER LOCK PADLOCK, 1924 ; 71. TYCO TOYS TICKLE ME ELMO, 1996 ; 70. ATARI PONG C-100, 1976 ; 69. CUISINART FOOD PROCESSOR, 1973 ; 68. NOKIA 5100 SERIES CELL PHONE, 1998 ; 67. LEATHERMAN PST, 1983 ; 66. IRIDIUM SATELLITE PHONE, 1998 ; 65. MATTEL FOOTBALL II, 1978 ; 64. U.S. ARMY P-38 CAN OPENER, 1942 ; 63. MAGLITE FLASHLIGHT, 1979 ; 62. SONY WM-F5 SPORTS WALKMAN, 1983 ; 61. MOTOROLA BRAVO NUMERIC PAGER, 1986 ; 60. ABACUS, 190 A.D. ; 59. SEXTANT, 1731 ; 58. PANASONIC TOUGHBOOK 18, 2003 ; 57. MATTEL MAGIC 8-BALL, 1946 ; 56. POLAROID POLAVISION LAND VIDEO CAMERA, 1978 ; 55. SUPER SCISSORS, 1990s ; 54. THE CAR ALARM KEY FOB, 1990s ; 53. POWELL & LEALAND COMPOUND MICROSCOPE, 1861 ; 52. SONY CFS-5000 BOOM BOX, 1980s ; 51. IROBOT ROOMBA, 2002 ; 50. ETCH-A-SKETCH, 1960 ; 49. CASIO CASSIOPEIA E-10, 1996 ; 48. SONY DIGITAL MAVICA MVC-HD5, 1997 ; 47. CANADIAN SIGNAL CORPS C-58 WALKIE TALKIE, 1943 ; 46. TEXAS INSTRUMENTS SPEAK & SPELL, 1978 ; 45. SILVA COMPASS, 1933 ; 44. FUZZBUSTER, 1968 ; 43. HANDSPRING VISOR, 1999 ; 42. H4 MARINE CHRONOMETER, 1761 ; 41. RIM INTERACTIVE PAGER, 1996 ; 40. FALCON DUST-OFF, EARLY 1970s ; 39. APPLE NEWTON MESSAGEPAD 120, 1994 ; 38. SANDISK COMPACTFLASH CARD, 1994 ; 37. JVC GR-C1 CAMCORDER, 1984 ; 36. PULSAR QUARTZ DIGITAL WATCH, 1972 ; 35. SCREWPULL CORKSCREW, 1979 ; 34. GARMIN GPSCOM 170, 1997 ; 33. BOSE QUIETCOMFORT HEADPHONES, 2000 ; 32. RADIOLAN BACKBONELINK AND PC CARDLINK, 1997 ; 31. TREK THUMBDRIVE, 1999 ; 30. JVC HR-3300 VHS VCR, 1976 ; 29. JOSEPH ENTERPRISES THE CLAPPER, 1982 ; 28. KODAK BROWNIE CAMERA, 1900 ; 27. NEC ULTRALITE, 1989 ; 26. GRID COMPASS 1100, 1982 ; 25. NINTENDO GAME BOY, 1989 ; 24. BIRO BALLPOINT PEN, 1938 ; 23. TELEPHONE, 1876 ; 22. APPLE POWERBOOK 500, 1994 ; 21. CARTIER SANTOS WRISTWATCH, 1904 ; 20. SWISS ARMY KNIFE, 1891 ; 19. IBM THINKPAD 701C, 1995 ; 18. MOTOROLA DYNATAC 8000X, 1983 ; 17. TOSHIBA SD-3000 DVD PLAYER, 1996 ; 16. ACOUSTIC DATA COUPLER 300 MODEM, 1968 ; 15. HP-35 POCKET ELECTRONIC SCIENTIFIC CALCULATOR, 1972 ; 14. SONY CDP-101 CD PLAYER, 1983 ; 13. SONY TR-63 TRANSISTOR RADIO, 1957 ; 12. APPLE IPOD, 2001 ; 11. POLAROID LAND CAMERA, 1948 ; 10. TIVO SERIES1, 1999 ; 9. ATARI 2600, 1977 ; 8. DIAMOND MULTIMEDIA RIO 300, 1998 ; 7. U.S. ROBOTICS PILOT 1000, 1996 ; 6. CASIO QV-10 DIGITAL CAMERA, 1996 ; 5. CDI MECHANICAL MOUSE MODEL 4-101, 1970 ; 4. MOTOROLA STARTAC, 1996 ; 3. SONY WALKMAN, 1979 ; 2. ZENITH SPACE COMMAND TV REMOTE CONTROL, 1956 ; 1. APPLE POWERBOOK 100, 1991

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  103. my favorite gadget by Nathonix · · Score: 1

    I'm kinda partial to my #64(p38 can opener) And man, this place wasnt built for a slashdotting.

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  104. *cough*bullshit*cough* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Next you'll be telling us:

    Gauge: size of the cross-section of wire

    Guage: weight of the wire per foot, often corresponds to gauge, but not always so.

  105. We should all get together by 2names · · Score: 1
    and create a Doom level where all the weapons are the gadgets on the list.

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    1. Re:We should all get together by aichpvee · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a great idea, but I didn't see a flashlight on the list so it might be a bit pointless.

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    2. Re:We should all get together by The+Phantom+Buffalo · · Score: 1

      #63

  106. Re:#79 is the best one -- TASER deaths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Deaths prompt concerns, reviews on use of stun guns

    WASHINGTON -- The largest association of police chiefs will issue a national bulletin within 10 days [sometime this week] urging police departments to review the use of stun guns because of reports that the weapons may be related to numerous deaths.

    The International Association of Chiefs of Police and the Justice Department will also study more than 80 deaths to assess the risks in using the weapons, the group said Tuesday.

  107. Re:Idiotic List by Monkey · · Score: 1

    You have to expect this sort of bias given that it's coming from Mobile PC Magazine.

  108. always with the space pen myth by MustardMan · · Score: 3, Informative

    God damn do I hate the stupid space pen myth. Fischer developed the pen at his own expense, as graphite pencils had the potential to cause problems in the cabin. Remember, kids, graphite conducts electricity, and a tiny little pencil tip floating around the cabin could be a very bad thing. It takes all of ten seconds googling to debunk this stupid urban legend, but I constantly see it brought up over and over again.

    1. Re:always with the space pen myth by stud9920 · · Score: 1

      Oh I see, and only graphite can be used in pencils I suppose ? And the Russians did not win the space race because of their rockets exploded because of the graphite in the pencils ?

  109. Plenty O Gadgets missing by technopinion · · Score: 3, Funny

    Where's my grandmother's clamp-on-the-counter hand-cranked apple peeler? That thing could peel an apple in 5 seconds flat. Certainly more innovative than half the stuff on that list.

  110. user submissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    Send submissions (along with your full name and address) to null@mobilepcmag.com.
    null@mobilepcmag.com? I guess they really like to hear our suggestions.
  111. And the typewriter ! by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1

    Although it might come close to the size restriction (smaller than a bread box).

  112. Babbage Difference Engine by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the Difference Engine kind of a singular thing? Most of these gadgets seem to have been mass-produced, although a few of them push that limit in that they only really enjoyed distribution among the military.

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    1. Re:Babbage Difference Engine by decipher_saint · · Score: 1

      Well, the Babbage Difference Engine didn't exist until 1991, and even then it was only built to prove that it could be built.

      Of course there are a number of calculating engines that were invented and used for tasks like population tabulation and battleship firing tables that were in use prior to 1910 but I don't think they were as ubiquitous as the lowly stapler or the even the powerbook.

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  113. Google Mirror / Cache by not-real-sure · · Score: 1

    A google Cache of the website for those of us behind proxys that don't allow access to ports other then 80 and 443 http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:A2rYKFJd644J: www.mobilepcmag.com/features/2005_03/top100gadgets .html+top+100+gadgets&hl=en

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  114. Missing: the Pocket Pussy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, you guys know this is the #1 gadget of all time.

    http://www.toyssexshop.com/products/12/

  115. Astrolabe by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
    I might also have wished, ideally, for a nod to the astrolabe, somewhere there, within a listing of the most incredibly nifty gadgets of all time.

    For all that, it was basically a timepiece. You shot a star with the Alidade, read the angle, moved the corresponding star pointer on the rete until it matched the almucanther circle marked at the degrees you read off the alidade, then read the time off the index on the rete against the outer face. It was a sirius mater to get things right. Great use of projective geometry, the planisphere. Still trying to build one for the southern hemisphere.

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  116. stupid by simgod · · Score: 1

    DILDO... anyone???

  117. I loved my PowerBook 100 by green+pizza · · Score: 1

    Not only that, but the PowerBook 100 didn't even sell well when it was first released. For one thing, it was initially overpriced and was very underpowered compared to the PowerBook 140 and 170 which were released at the same time.
    Then, Apple cut the price to dump them and people were buying them to soup them up. Still, the PowerBook 100 had only a 6800 and used a lead acid battery whereas the other two machines had the 68030 and used NiCads.

    That's how I got my PowerBook 100, Apple was selling them at Costco for $800... half the price of the PowerBook 140 which was only slighty faster.

    The 100 used a 68000 CPU, not the nuetered embedded 6800. Granted the PowerBook 140 and 170 were faster had had better screens, but they were also a little larger and thicker. Overall they were all pretty close in performance, size, and ability for the era. If you upgraded the ram to something other than the pathetic 2 MB, the 100 ran like a charm.

    1. Re:I loved my PowerBook 100 by soft_guy · · Score: 0

      Sorry. I meant 68000 but mistyped (left off a zero.)

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  118. Who here's owned to most? by khendron · · Score: 1

    I've owned about 13 items from that list. Not bad, but I am sure some people here have done much much better (or worse depending on your point of view).

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    1. Re:Who here's owned to most? by engywook · · Score: 1
      I went through the list, and counted using the following rules. I don't have to currently own a given item; it counts if I have ever owned the item. If a specific model was listed, I have to have owned that specific model; my ThinkPad 770ED does not count but my phone does.

      I count 30: 99, 98, 96, 92, 89, 88, 85, 82, 80, 75, 72, 69, 63, 60, 57, 54, 50, 45, 40, 38, 35, 28, 25, 23, 20, 16, 15, 11, 4, and 2.

      Is that enough to qualify me as a "gadget freak"?

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  119. My vote goes to.... by goober1473 · · Score: 1

    The wheel! It's way cooler and more usefull than all of that stuff listed, and don't say I can't have it. If the abacus, a compass, pez dispender and a stapler are there then why the hell not?

    Another pointless article!

  120. Top 100 *gadgets* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The abacus is far too useful and boring to be much of a "gadget." "Gadget" is a slightly perjorative term. There's a sense that the fun of having that object is greater than the usefulness, although it is very useful. There's a sense that it's more complex than the task would perhaps require. It's a contraption.

    The abacus is far too simple, too useful, too direct to be the number one gadget of all time. The powerbook 100 is a pretty good match... a machine that can be used to do as many calculations as the human race ever did on Abaci in an afternoon, and you find it very useful to double-check your taxes.

    An atomic-poweredbook would be even better.

  121. PowerBook 100 by green+pizza · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually the Powerbook 100 didn't even get produced for a full year, just 10 or 11 months (Oct 91 - Aug 92). And it had a predecessor, the Macintosh Portable. For the day it might have been cool, but it classifies as a luggable these days. And besides, It's not like Apple invented the laptop. Surely there were other better laptops at the time. Otherwise things would be different these days.
    The PowerBook 100 shipped at the same time the PowerBook 140 and 170 did. The PowerBook 100 was basiclly a microsized Macintosh Portable and was designed by Sony. The PowerBook 140 and 170 were larger, but also faster and were designed by Apple. The PowerBook 100's design goal was compactness, that's why it had an external floppy drive.
    I don't remember the original price, but the PowerBook 100 was very overpriced when it shipped. For about the same price as a PowerBook 100 + Floppy drive you could buy a PowerBook 140, which had an internal floppy drive and was faster and had a better screen. The PowerBook 140 also had a NiCad battery rather than the lead acid battery in the PowerBook 100. (Both had about the same runtime though). The PowerBook 100 flopped for price reasons. Apple cleared them out at Costco for $800, less than half the price of the PowerBook 140. That's how I bought mine. For abour $900 I had a shiny new thin PowerBook, external floppy drive, and a nice carrying case. That was an EXTREMELY good deal back in those days. I loved my PowerBook 100, it was a sleek little gizmo. Running Word 5 on it while sitting in a coffee shop was such a hightech, futuristic experience!

    The PowerBook 140 and 170 sold well, REALLY well. Apple even sold a PC connection kit to help you sync up your PowerBook to your DOS or Windows 3.0/3.1 PC. For awhile Apple had almost half of the entire notebook marketshare. They were teh first company to put the trackball below the keyboard and inbetween "wrist rests". Prior to the PowerBook, trackballs were often clipped on to the side of notebooks. They shot themselves in the foot by not dropping their prices though. As PC notebooks got cheaper, Apple kept charging $1800 - $4000+ for their Notebooks. And when they finally did come out with the $1300 PowerBook 145b and PowerBook 150, it was just a warmed over PowerBook 140 that was already obsolete the day it hit the market.

  122. Things that should have been on the list ... by scruffy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ... but maybe I just didn't see them.

    slide rule
    bound books (helluva lot better than scrolls)
    eyeglasses
    flush toilet (heh)
    light bulb (surely I missed this)
    whatever that thing is that surveyors use
    plumb line
    tableware
    knifes (ok, the Swiss Army Knife was there)
    more generally, any common tool
    keys
    credit cards, magnetic strip cards in general

    1. Re:Things that should have been on the list ... by Macgrrl · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you RTA you will see that they specifically excluded the lightbulb as being a component of a larger device (an electric light fitting).

      The flush toilet is an example of another item that would be excluded by their definition of gadget - portable and smaller than a bread box.

      Surveyors use a sextant - which was on the list. It's just on a tripod now.

      The things you've listed are generally important inventions, but not necesarily gadgets.

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  123. Actual 100 greatest gadgets of all time by PMuse · · Score: 1

    gadget: an often small mechanical or electronic device with a practical use but often thought of as a novelty. Submit your suggestions here in no particular order:

    screwdriver
    level
    slide rule
    ti scientific calculator
    telephone
    stapler
    corkscrew
    folding pocket knife
    pager
    modem
    scissors
    graphophone
    bicycl e
    abacus
    toaster
    electric mixer
    microwave
    mobile phone
    clock
    pocket watch
    digital watch
    eye glasses
    sandpaper
    video game
    dice
    and . . .

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  124. They were thinking much too new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    79bc is as far as anyone wanted to go back too?

    Did any consider the Ox Yoke? Without which an agrarian society would never have developed...

    What 'bout the zipper?

  125. Magic 8-Ball?! by wcrowe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Magic 8-Ball? Tickle-Me-Elmo? WTF?! How about the ratchet wrench? The cordless drill? The Simpson P260 Multimeter?

    Hey, next time your wife, girlfriend, or kid asks you to fix something, try waving your magic 8-ball at it, Sparky.

    (Sheesh!)

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  126. Re:Terrible list, almost nothing older than 20 yea by xutopia · · Score: 1

    you know society has a problem when the repeating rifle is considered an important gadget.

  127. How about the "match" by moterizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fire in a stick. Hmm. Comes to mind as something that has been used from time to time down through history. Guess it can't compete with the Clapper.

  128. we want feedback -- no really by Shooter6947 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    at the end of the article:

    WHAT'D WE FORGET!? Our brains are only so big ... we're sure we forgot a handful of excellent gadgets. So tell us, what'd we leave off the list? We'll publish the most popular reader submissions in an upcoming issue, and we'll send the official Mobile PC Pez dispenser to the person who suggests forgotten gadget #1, along with a copy of this issue autographed by the entire staff! Send submissions (along with your full name and address) to null@mobilepcmag.com. Remember: Nominations have to meet the criteria outlined on this page!


    I'll bet! 'null' at pcmag.com? I think we all know where the 'suggestion box' chute goes to: the shredder!
    1. Re:we want feedback -- no really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll bet! 'null' at pcmag.com? I think we all know where the 'suggestion box' chute goes to: the shredder!

      Not likely. It's probably just their general purpose personal information collecting address. That way they can send you junk mail and spam. Only it's probably not really spam, because you're opting in by giving them your email.

  129. Re:Terrible list, almost nothing older than 20 yea by savage_panda · · Score: 1

    some people still consider the digital watch to be a pretty neat idea...

  130. TabletPC? by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

    How MobilePCMag could put together a list like this and leave off the TabletPC is beyond comprehension.
    For #58 the Panasonic Toughbook they comment how fragile the Tablet PC is without saying that there are also ruggedized Tablet PCs. Hmmm.

  131. Re:Terrible list, almost nothing older than 20 yea by Trespass · · Score: 1

    Yes I was. Thank you for the link. The story of the designer's ordeal makes it even more remarkable.

  132. Vibrating Dildo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    # It has to have electronic and/or moving parts of some kind. Scissors count, but the knife does not.

    # It has to be a self-contained apparatus that can be used on its own, not a subset of another device. The flashlight counts; the light bulb does not. The notebook counts, but the hard drive doesn't.

    # It has to be smaller than the proverbial bread box. This is the most flexible of the categories, since gadgets have gotten inexorably smaller over time. But in general we included only items that were potentially mobile: The Dustbuster counts; the vacuum cleaner doesn't.


    Where's the vibrating dildo in the list? It fits all three requirements. It's got moving parts. It is self containted. And it's smaller than a breadbox. I'll bet it's a better selling item than half the gadgets listed combined.

  133. Nuclear power by Tribbin · · Score: 1

    Clean electricity. Submarines. The atom bomb sure changed and ended people's lifes.

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  134. Best Hitchhiker's Guide Quote, Evah! by onetruedabe · · Score: 1
    Mega props to the MobilePC Magazine editors for quoting HHGG:

    36. PULSAR QUARTZ DIGITAL WATCH, 1972
    [...] While its marketers may have been exaggerating when they called this a "time computer," we still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

    1. Re:Best Hitchhiker's Guide Quote, Evah! by aoasus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but as I noted earlier, they missed a great opportunity. why number 36? Shoulda been 42!

  135. Obvious result of #100 gadgets polls by halleluja · · Score: 1

    #1 George Foreman grill.

  136. Missing and Wrong by Dausha · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The left off the vibrator.

    Seriously, though. The clock was left off. Without it, sailors would not have been able to accurately calculate their longitude. I saw the sextant was listed. However, the importance of gadgets to travel the oceans during the Age of Discover are, I'm sorry, more important than the iPod. Without them, there might not be European domniation of the planet and crackers like me in the US. What has the iPod done that compares?

    This looks more like an advertisement.

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    1. Re:Missing and Wrong by Eminence · · Score: 1
      • Seriously, though. The clock was left off. Without it, sailors would not have been able to accurately calculate their longitude.

      RTFA.

      • #42. H4 MARINE CHRONOMETER, 1761
      • Until the late 18th century, transatlantic navigators were sailing half-blind, able to determine their latitude from the stars but entirely unable to determine their exact longitude. John Harrison's chronometer was the first timepiece accurate enough to work aboard a ship, losing just 5.1 seconds over the course of a two-month sea voyage -- insanely accurate for the era. With the chronometer, sailors could compute their longitude based on what hour, in Greenwich Mean Time, the sun rose. That, in turn, facilitated the accurate mapping and colonization of the New World by adventurers such as Captain Cook (an early chronometer customer).

  137. The real #1 gadget is by Wescotte · · Score: 0, Troll

    pr0n!

  138. But they forgot the Curta Calculator by MCRocker · · Score: 1
    Keep in mind that this list was in Mobile PC magazine.

    Quite true. But I'd consider an abacus to be a pretty damned effective mobile computing device. It's certainly a better mobile PC than, say, a taser.


    By that reasoning, they really should've included the Curta Calculator as the ultimate pre-electronics mobile computing device.
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  139. Re:#79 is the best one -- TASER deaths by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    The largest association of police chiefs will issue a national bulletin within 10 days [sometime this week] urging police departments to review the use of stun guns because of reports that the weapons may be related to numerous deaths.

    They recently used one on some nut down the main drag in town who was holding a child and threatening to stab it. I have no problem with them using such means in such a situation. However I do wonder when they police use them just to subdue a wildman, such as a video I saw where three officers, each one firing at the suspect, zapped him. Looked brutal.

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  140. this list is lame. by javaxman · · Score: 1
    There, I said it.

    Look, I frickin' love the magic 8 ball, but to put it ahead of the sextant on a top 100 gadgets of all time list ? That's just stupid. Lame, lame lame.

  141. Adams/Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy reference by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

    Hundreds of comments, and I'm the first to pick this up?

    Item number 36: 36. PULSAR QUARTZ DIGITAL WATCH, 1972
    Shortly after the discovery of the stars for which it's named, the Pulsar digital watch took the guesswork out of timekeeping. Eschewing spring mechanisms, the Pulsar kept time through the precise vibrations of a quartz crystal buried in its innards. While its marketers may have been exaggerating when they called this a "time computer," we still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.


    I'm the only true geek here.

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    1. Re:Adams/Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy reference by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

      I'm the only true geek here.

      I take that back, I refreshed the comments and saw that there are, in fact, three of us.

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  142. Nitpicking... by Sique · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sorry to be nitpicking, but in the paragraph about the Pez #98, they quote the german word 'Pfefferminz'. And they write it with 'tz'! The horror!

    Every german schoolkid has to learn this: "Nach l, n, r, das merk dir ja, steht nie tz und nie ck!" (Remember this: No tz and no ck after l, n, r!) Ok, not everyone actually gets it... but anyway.

    It's schwarz and not schwartz. It's Maerzen and not Martzen. And it's Pfefferminz, not Pfeffermintz. (And pretzls are actually spelled Brezeln, but that' something completely different.)

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  143. Mouse? by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    You mean I can use my mouse as a calculator? Talk about feature creep!

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  144. Grid Compass vs PB 100 by erice · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind that this list was in Mobile PC magazine.

    Which still doesn't explain the Powerbook 100 beat out Grid Compass and by a large margin. Grid defined the laptop computer. How much more important to "Mobile PC's" can you get?

  145. These guys obviously need to get out more... by amper · · Score: 1

    ...or at least study history a little more closely. Well, at least they got the Swiss Army Knife and Leatherman PSK on there!

    My vote for #1 gadget is the Stanley #1 Odd Jobs.

    I'd also throw in the automotive cup holder, the Brunton Pocket Transit, the air conditioner, and the diode and triode thermonic valves.

    And as for #36, I see the boys at Mobile PC still think that digital watches are a pretty neat idea...

    1. Re:These guys obviously need to get out more... by amper · · Score: 1

      and come to think of it, I don't recall seeing the slide rule on that list...

  146. G a d g e t s by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    G a d g e t s. Gadgets!
    G a d g e t s. Gadgets!
    G a d g e t s. Gadgets!
    G a d g e t s. Gadgets!
    G a d g e t s. Gadgets!
    G a d g e t s. Gadgets!
    G a d g e t s. Gadgets!
    G a d g e t s. Gadgets!
    G a d g e t s. Gadgets!
    G a d g e t s. Gadgets!

    Many gadgets! More gadgets.

    Gadgets. Can you spell gadgets?

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  147. Don't forget the clock. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Until an accurate chronometer was developed it was not possible to calculate longitude, and the sextant was useles. Before the marine chronometer precise navigation was only a pipe dream.

    1. Re:Don't forget the clock. by prgrmr · · Score: 1

      Useless? Not quite. The sextant was initially developed to more precisely calculate latitude.

  148. Favourite Quote: by MattWillis · · Score: 1

    On the first digital watch:

    "... we still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea."

    [obDouglasAdams reference]

  149. MOD PARENT CORNY AND LAME by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thank you drive through.

  150. Where's the astrolabe? by Captain+DaFt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It was used from the second to eighteenth centuries as a clock, calendar, starchart and GPS. (Some even had slide rules built in.) Pretty much the crowning touch of any geek for most of history.

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  151. walkman was not a japanese invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually Sony stole the concept from the German Andreas Pavel and denied to pay license, they finally lost a law suit after 20 years.
    Check the web http://www.google.se/search?hl=sv&q=walkman+invent or+german

  152. Big ones that they missed by dmhayden · · Score: 1

    They missed eyeglasses. But by far the most useful small gadget in the history of the planet is cash and coins. Before cash you had to barter for everything or make it yourself.

  153. Re:#79 is the best one -- TASER deaths by plover · · Score: 1
    However I do wonder when they police use them just to subdue a wildman

    I can't think of a better use.

    Policemen are not paid to die, nor are they paid to get mauled or beaten by idiots. If someone is acting dangerously and/or irrationally, and in their opinion needs to be stopped for the protection of themselves or others, exactly how are the police supposed to stop him? Get him to fill out a questionnaire regarding potential motives thereby establishing his mental state and suggesting a course of treatment? Sorry, it takes force. Any device that can minimize the risk to the cop (#1 priority) and reduce the risk to the civillians in the area (#2) and to the perp himself (#3) is a huge win.

    The thing to keep in mind is that a cop doesn't usually have a lot of knowledge of what's going on inside the minds of these people. They walk into a situation where a guy is screaming and threatening people, and then have to make an immediate judgement. They don't have time to answer questions like did he just get fired, and is extremely distraught? Or does he have a mental illness? Or is he cranked up on dope, and completely unresponsive to logical questions? All three look like crazy people when you approach them. So, apply that to reality: look at the random nutcase shouting at people and waving their fists around on the sidewalk, and figure out how much time you really have to answer that question. While tasers might not be a one-size-fits-all solution, it's better than a bullet.

    My cop buddies try to do the right thing every time, even though it's not always easy. They don't whip out the 9 mils as a first response; they first ask the guy to chill, try to get him talking and try to calm him down a bit. When the response is screamed epithets and the violent behavior doesn't change, it's quickly apparent that a different course of action is required. Tasers have the big advantage of mostly-non-lethality. Pulling out the service revolver might terrify some people into submission, but it also aggravates the guys actively trying to commit suicide-by-cop (and there are plenty of those.) Tasers have pretty much the same mental effect on people as guns -- they look wicked, and nobody really wants to get shot by one. If pulling it out doesn't stop the guy, pulling the trigger usually does.

    (I wish one of my friends had actually used the taser earlier - a perp jumped him and knocked him down a flight of steps, breaking his back. My pal gets to spend the rest of his career driving a desk.)

    Sure, someone's always going to have video of abuse cases. (When you learn what kind of shit cops really put up with to keep us all mostly safe, the only surprise is that all cops don't sink to that level.) And was this video of cops taking turns deliberately making a perp twitch (abuse), or was it just three cops simltaneously taking the guy down (accident)? Anyway, from what I know abuse is definitely the exception, not the rule.

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  154. SEGWAY HT???? by Dj+Stingray · · Score: 1

    SEGWAY HT????
    I can't believe that didn't make the list somewhere.

  155. Metamod notification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoever marked this Interesting instead of Funny, I marked you Unfair.

  156. Re:Terrible list, almost nothing older than 20 yea by Trespass · · Score: 1

    All gadgets are designed to solve problems. Weapons are gadgets designed to solve some of life's more dramatic problems.

  157. Re:Terrible list, almost nothing older than 20 yea by xutopia · · Score: 1

    it doesn't solve the problem. It just gets rid of it. A big difference.

  158. leet speak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what does the "17708173 96 15 50 6000!" for item number 61 mean?
    the best I can get is "Mobile GB is so good!"