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  1. Amazon needs a Safe Mode.

  2. The Easter Bunny.. on Facebook Delays Home-Speaker Unveil Amid Data Crisis (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Is not Pleased with this comment. Or is it just a April Fools Bunny joke?

  3. http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3200/fc03101.htm

  4. FacePlant! on Facebook Delays Home-Speaker Unveil Amid Data Crisis (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Coming soon....

  5. Not Over on Oracle Wins Revival of Billion-Dollar Case Against Google (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Too much money and power in play.

    This could take decades.

  6. Re:Hmm, time for another Cannes... on Netflix Banned From Competing At Cannes Film Festival Due To Lack of Theatrical Releases (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Like the Sundance Film Festival? In Park City, Utah?

    Think someone already made one.

  7. Quietly acquired by "No Such Agency" exists.

  8. Like Magic? So it is Chinese Harry Potter in Space?

  9. 80% of the problems are caused by 20% of the people.

    Then there are the 1% ers.

  10. The Mirror Universe. on Ask Slashdot: Is Beaming Down In Star Trek a Death Sentence? · · Score: 4, Funny

    But why is the copy in the Mirror Universe ALWAYS Evil and has a Beard?

  11. Just a Start. on 'What's Facebook?', Elon Musk Asks, As He Deletes SpaceX and Tesla Facebook Pages · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now delete Twitter too.

  12. Or is that what Satoshi Nakamoto WANTS everyone to think!

  13. Substitute the word "Lead" with "Carrot" and see if it remains the same.

    If you test hard enough you can find tiny bits of anything in everything.

  14. Why would you want your Vacuum Cleaner on the internet? All it really has to do is suck.

  15. But I Don't WANT One. on US Utilities Have Finally Realized Electric Cars May Save Them (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    Not as flexible as gas or diesel.

    Shorter Range.

    Tied to a credit card.

    And they sound like vacuum cleaners.

  16. Othig to see here..........

  17. Convenient Bombing Coordinates! on Google's New 'Plus Codes' Are An Open Source, Global Alternative To Street Addresses (9to5google.com) · · Score: 1

    Google Military Prime!

    When is absolutely positively needs to be blown up in two days!

  18. Cold or Hot = Global Warming. on Extreme Winter Weather In the US Linked To a Warming Arctic (theverge.com) · · Score: -1

    Or it means cats get fuzzier.

    The logic here IS Fuzzy.

  19. Jupiter is an almost red dwarf star.

    Study of it tells us a lot about small stars.

  20. ...in San Francisco. on Self-Driving Cars Are Being Attacked By Angry Californians (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Tell us how great the bay area is again?

  21. The Evil Bit. on Amazon Admits Its AI Alexa is Creepily Laughing at People (theverge.com) · · Score: 2

    Points to switch on back.

    "Yep, here's your problem. Someone set this thing to Evil."

  22. Gold and Silver on Bitcoin Dives After SEC Says Crypto Platforms Must Be Registered (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1, Insightful

    NOT registered anywhere.

  23. Peon, Peon, Peon, Peon, Peon, Dog, Peon, Peon, Peon, Cop, Peon, Bob, Peon, Peon.....

  24. "We Control The Vertical, We Control... on Microsoft Confirms Windows 10 'S Mode' (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Horizontal."

    There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to – The Outer Limits

  25. Also Crime and Sh*t in the Streets. on Silicon Valley Is Over, Says Silicon Valley (nytimes.com) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2018/03/05/epidemic-of-car-break-ins-makes-parking-a-nightmare-for-bay-area-drivers/

    SAN FRANCISCO (KPIX) — Car break-ins are on the rise across the Bay Area. In fact, 2017 was a record-breaking year for our three largest cities.

    We’re seeing record numbers of car burglaries in San Francisco, Oakland and San Jose. Chances it has happened to you or someone you know.

    San Francisco leads the pack with 31,120 break-ins last year.

    In the same period, San Jose reported 6,476 car burglaries. That number is the highest the city has ever seen and a 17 percent increase compared to 2016.

    It was also a record year in Oakland with 10,007 reported cases in 2017, up 32% compared to the previous year.