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  1. In the instant case, if the driver had been in a base Ford Escort or Chevy Cruz, they'd probably be alive today.

    They'd have been alive long enough to eventually hit another car (head-on, wrong way down a one-way street) and kill innocent people. They did society a great favor by killing only themselves.

  2. If they add thirty more seconds we'll start to hear a particular Iron Maiden song a lot more on the radio.

  3. I was going to get all riled up about how a company could make false claims like this.

    But then I remember that we are firmly entrenched in the "Post-truth" era. Pity that. I used to love it when facts and opinions and lies were three different things.

  4. Re:Trump & Homepathy overlap? on The US Government is Finally Telling People that Homeopathy is a Sham (vox.com) · · Score: 1

    I think the Trump fans would resent the government for offering any sort of health care, firebomb the clinic for employing female or minority workers, then wait for Jesus to heal the ailment.

  5. So in conclusion... on Microsoft Says Edge Browser Is More Power-Efficient Than Chrome (windows.com) · · Score: 1

    Chrome is powerful; Edge is powerless?

  6. ...and therefore just got added to the no-fly list ;)

  7. People have always sucked, and always will. on 12-Year-Old Sikh Boy Arrested In Texas After Bringing a Power Bag To School (salon.com) · · Score: 1

    People tend to have a disconnected view of history. We think of things that happened before our lifetimes as ancient events performed in very different times by very different people, depicted in black and white images from our textbooks. Those crazy primates voted for Hitler. And they participated in the Salem witch trials. And they bought slaves. And they committed genocides.

    But thankfully they're not the same people as us. We learned from their mistakes, right? We're enlightened. We have smartphones and shiny teeth and refined morals. We'd never do that kind of thing. Would we?

  8. sjw on Matthew Garrett Forks the Linux Kernel · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome kernel forks started by these social justice outcasts, and can't wait to install tumblrinix.

  9. Re:The question is 'why' on Ditch Linux For Windows 10 On Your Raspberry Pi With Microsoft's IoT Kit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As a developer with >20 years of embedded experience, nothing makes me sadder than seeing desktop developers (like your .Net monkeys) programming in an embedded environment. They don't understand multi-threading. They don't understand being efficient with CPU cycles and with memory. They struggle if luxuriously rich API's and libraries are not available.

    Whenever I see a kiosk or a bank ATM with a BSOD or windows error dialog on the screen, I know that the wrong kinds of developers worked on that project.

  10. Re:I doubt it on Self-Driving Golf Carts May Pave the Way For Autonomous Cars · · Score: 1

    It's not a terrible idea. Golf is one of the only scenarios where it's somehow okay to hand somebody a set of keys and a bottle of beer at the same time. Self-driving cars could help clean up some sticky liability and risk issues with underage drivers, drunk drivers, bad drivers, etc.

  11. Re:Hash and Salt on LastPass Reporting a Security Breach, Including Authentication Hashes and Salts · · Score: 1

    Noob. Everybody knows that you need an odd number of ROT-13's to be truly secure.

  12. Re:Who Watches This Anymore? on Harry Shearer Walks Away From "The Simpsons," and $14 Million · · Score: 1

    Then you've missed at least six good episodes.

  13. Re:3-D printing. Pffft! on $499 3-D Printer Drew Plenty of Attention at CES (Video) · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Due to miscalibration of the 4th axis, your object was printed 255 years ago."

  14. Re:Put a fork in it, it's done. on FBI Edits Mission Statement: Removes Law Enforcement As 'Primary' Purpose · · Score: 1

    Every time somebody diverts attention from the real issue to the partisan blame games, America loses. The fact that yours is one of the first top-rated posts shows how well-trained Americans have become to attacking one another instead of facing the real sources of their problems.

  15. stupid proprietary channels on Disney Pulls a Reverse Santa, Takes Back Christmas Shows From Amazon Customers · · Score: 1

    If greedy content providers had their way, then instead of having a single netflix or hulu or amazon account, we would also buy monthly subscriptions to Disney, WB, HBO, Universal, etc. Ain't gonna happen.

  16. Re:Tough luck.. on Thieves Who Stole Cobalt-60 Will Soon Be Dead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Welcome to Mexico, where the highs and lows in life are disproportionately higher/lower than what first-world countries are used to.

  17. Re:Slashdot is cheering for,,,, on Microsoft Narrows Down CEO Shortlist: Elop, Mulally, Bates, Nadella In Mix · · Score: 3, Informative
  18. get what you pay for on Hackers Break Currency Validator To Pass Any Paper As Valid Euro · · Score: 1

    I worked in the vending industry for a very long time, and have worked with all sorts of bill and coin acceptors.

    If the stakes are low (parking meters, etc), then a cheapass validator from some random Spanish company (like this one) is probably fine.
    If the stakes are high, get a Swiss-designed Sodeco BNA validator with impeccable security, reliability, and accuracy. Unfortunately, it'll cost a small fortune.

  19. Re:Beware of Microsofties bearing gifts on Official: Microsoft To Acquire Nokia Devices and Services Business · · Score: 5, Informative

    Read a little Tomi: http://communities-dominate.blogs.com/

    NOK was not even close to dead/dying when Elop was brought in. His 'burning platform' memo killed it.

  20. Re:Nicely done on Silent Circle Follows Lavabit By Closing Encrypted E-mail Service · · Score: 2

    When did they start using lube?

  21. Re:I only know 2 people who bought windows phones on Nokia: Microsoft Must Evolve To Make Windows Phone a Success · · Score: 1

    A vast majority of the WP users I know are connected to MSFT (employees, friends, family, fanboys) and couldn't/wouldn't consider alternatives.

  22. Re:The Real Reason on Microsoft's Surface RT Was Doomed From Day One · · Score: 1

    you don't even need the word 'business' there

  23. it's no surprise on The Dangers of Beating Your Kickstarter Goal · · Score: 2

    When you've got a "creative type" in charge of managing a project, you get "creative project management".

    Where I work, if a 6-month project ended up taking 3 years, people would be fired. Or overthrown. Or lynched by a mob.

  24. Re:$128,000? on Google's Engineers Are Well Paid, Not Just Well Fed · · Score: 3, Funny

    For $228K, I'd move to Atlanta tomorrow even if the job was licking zits.

  25. Tomi on Ask Slashdot: What's Your Beef With Windows Phone? · · Score: 2

    Submitter dismisses Tomi Ahonen as a 'commentator' (the quotes betray his disdain), but Tomi's an ex-Nokia guy with far more mobile experience and smarts than 99% of us. For what it's worth, Forbes recently picked him and his blog as a top influencer in the mobile industry.

    Opinions are like assholes -- we all have one. But when your predictions are consistently correct for a very long time, this makes you one smart asshole -- and that's what Tomi is ;).