User: Pr0n K1ng

Digital rights my arse!

On: Digital Rights Management Judiciary Hearing Tomorrow

You'll take my oggs out of my cold dead /dev/hdb!! Fuckers!

Get it in you!

Why use Windows?

On: Setting up SSH-Based CVS in Windows?

First Post

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Change my Mother Fucking FirmWare, Bitch!

On: Rockbox Replaces Archos Firmware

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FP is in da hizzouse!

They tried monitoring my first posts once

On: Judge Says Sonicblue Doesn't Have to Monitor

Didn't work! I still got them.

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Re:oooohhh pretty!!!!

On: SEC Settles Microsoft Accounting Investigation

Pretty indeed, but it doesn't bring IE6 to a crawl as I scroll past it.

They ivestigated my accounting once!

On: SEC Settles Microsoft Accounting Investigation

I embezzled lots of fps!

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Sun once asked me to be a part of their distro

On: Sun Discovers Dumb Terminals

I said: "Fuck off you nazis! Open Source is the only game in town!" As I wandered off to boot up Pr0n_K1ng/Hurd.

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Fuckin' eh!

On: MindStorms Madness

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First Post Madness!

On: MindStorms Madness

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My first first post was on Fidonet!

On: Remembering the BBS

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Too bad they have yet to predict my First Posts!

On: Artificial Intelligence to Predict Sports Injuries

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Christ on a stick.

Discuss:

I got mine yesterday

On: Nokia 9290 Finally Available in the US

Mind you, I live in Canada, and we are much better than you.

First Post!

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Gouge this, bitch!

On: Preventing Broadband Price-Gouging?

I got the mother fucking first post of goodness!

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Fuckin' eh!

On: Iceland to Voluntarily Go Oil Free in 30-40 Years

nt

woohoo!

On: Iceland to Voluntarily Go Oil Free in 30-40 Years

I got the first post!

Get it in you!

Re:FP? maybe??

On: Inspiring Adventures in SF Wireless Networking

Ahem. It has long been a rule that the first post goes to the next logged in fp attempt. Since Mr. Anonymous Coward beat me by nary a second, that post belongs to me.

This is the first post

On: Inspiring Adventures in SF Wireless Networking

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Hippies!

Screw all of you.

bestest sucks!

This post is early!

On: Debian And WineX

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Slashdot is so behind the times!

On: Creating KParts components

I've been reading kuro5hin lately, the stories show up there earlier.

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First Post!

Try doing a search on Pr0n K1ng!

On: Kartoo Search Engine Presents Results as a Map

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It actually fucking works.

Screw all the hippies!

It's all good, d00d

On: Questions for Town Meeting with Congressman?

Better luck next year.

First Post of Goodness

On: Questions for Town Meeting with Congressman?

I got the first post!

Get it in you!

Hippies!

First Post

On: 5000 year-old Cuneiform tablets Go Digital

Get it in you! I have been posting first for years, and all of them are archived digitally on this site!

Re:Damage Report from New Jersey..

On: 5.2 Earthquake Shakes Up SF Bay Area

God damn! This is some of the funniest shit I have read on /. in forever! And you posted it at +2 so the moderators wouldn't have to waste all those points moderating this up to +5 funny where it deserves to remain for all to see the brilliant humour that is latent in New Jersey.

Suck it biznatches!

On: Computers and Cars: A Maddening Experience?

I got the Mothers Day First Post of Goodness!

Get it in you!