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  1. AOL vs Microsoft ? on AOL Will Not Support Sender-ID · · Score: 3, Funny

    I instantly visualized two ugly, fat girls, fighting over the last piece of cake.

  2. Excellent .. on A Working, Quantum-Encrypted Intranet · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tonight I'm adding "Quantum Network Engineer" to my resume...

  3. Hmm .. on China: the New Advanced Technology Research Hotbed · · Score: 1
    Above, Zhang Benyu works in a lounge.

    Zhang Benyu looks like he's busy posting to /. to me.

  4. Re:What about cassettes? on An Overview Of Present, Future of Music Technology · · Score: 1

    And here I thought cassettes were about replacing 8-Tracks; remember 8-tracks were the 1960's MP3 equiv..kind of.. sort of.

  5. a la Grumpy Old Men on Cleansing Hardware Of Dead Pig Odors? · · Score: 1

    Little Tree Air Freshners.

  6. Oh Jeez on An Introduction to IPv6 · · Score: 1

    I read Playboy writes and thought oh wow, is Miss October a Network Engineer..?

  7. Re:jury duty on Did You VoteOrNot.org? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In North Carolina the Jury Duty list is gotten from the list of registered automobile owners.

  8. Also admitted on Windows Not Expected Secure Until 2011, Says MS · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stephen Toulouse also admitted he is retiring in 2010...

  9. Re:sweet baby jesus on What is this Strange Gadget in My Car? · · Score: 1

    oh make the pain stop .. it's like theonion.com

  10. I for one on A Solution for Coral Reefs in Peril · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I for one welcome our new Mutant Coral Overlord Masters ..

  11. Oh Crap ... on Composite Of Earth At Night · · Score: 5, Funny

    It looks like .. yes .. I left the back porch light on, again.

  12. FP on Television On Your Cell Phone · · Score: -1, Troll

    uh uh uh dang, uh uh

  13. I guess I'm one of them on IBM Adding Almost 19,000 Jobs · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I started a contract job @ IBM just last week, Linux cluster work. In RTP btw.

  14. First goto retirment community on Big Brother In Your Front Seat · · Score: 1

    Then install tictac box in Mom's Buick.

    Then wait for deep discount.

  15. I'm willing to bet ... on Hackers As Factory Workers? · · Score: 1
    United States spend around $250 billion on software development ... Only 16 percent of these projects finish on schedule and within budget. Another 31 percent are cancelled, mainly due to quality problems, for losses of about $81 billion. Another 53 percent exceed their budgets by an average of 189 percent, for losses of about $59 billion.

    I bet if you

    1.change billion to million

    2.change "software development" to "industry"

    3.roll back the calender about 100 years

    Wow, that PROVES HIS POINT

    except, we aren't trying to make 1,000,000 boot hooks a year, as cheaply as possible. It's more like building a bridge. Can't build a bridge in a factory.

  16. Well on Life Behind the Firewall Curtain? · · Score: -1

    Time to move again, sounds like.

  17. Re:Stupid Case to push Legislature on on NTSB Recommends Black Boxes For All Cars · · Score: 1

    My point, I guess I din't make very well, was that the black is for catching liers. If he had said "The gas pedal stuck" thereby pointing to product liability (like my friend's grandfather did in a similar case, no fatilities) then the black box would, in effect, be a kind of witness. But in this case he more or less admits he is to blame.

  18. Stupid Case to push Legislature on on NTSB Recommends Black Boxes For All Cars · · Score: 2, Insightful
    National Transportation Safety Board investigators concluded the 86-year-old driver had stepped on the gas instead of the brake and plowed into a farmers market in Santa Monica, Calif., on July 16, 2003.

    They came to that determination without testimony from the driver, George Weller, who refused on his lawyer's advice to talk with the investigators.

    OK, so he says I push on the gas and ploughed over people BY MISTAKE. Since the BLACK BOX could not READ HIS MIND I fail to understand how such data would straighten this case out.

    There are, however, many cases where a black box could help. In fact as we understand it, much of this data is recorded allready by airbag circuitry.

  19. Does anyone else find it strange.. on An Insider's View of Software Patents · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It seems (on a very high level) the Lawyer has just found a new market. Look at the small effort he puts forth and all the income it generates for his firm. And he admits, the patents can be fought over later in the courts...more legal fees for him!! If I were your CEO I would feel a lot like the "SUCKER" in the old Bugs Bunny cartoons. I'm sure there is *some* truth to his position, but I find it bad business to go for the "monopoly" brass ring. Its sad when our CEOs go for these get rich quick schemes. just shows you Lawyers and CEOs are greedy SOBs.

  20. A Good Support Story on Annual Customer Support Rankings · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Way back in 1986 I got my first lappy (a Toshiba T1000, I wish I still had) It arrived in the mail on a Friday. Saturday morning, all alone with a cup of coffee, I fired it up and started playing. After no more than 10 minutes I went to drink some coffee, and I bumped the coffee cup against the top of the unfolded lappy, spilling coffee on the keyboard. The T1000 instantly died.

    I was crushed.

    I called customer service on Monday, and got a nice oriental gentleman.

    me: My computer is broken.

    him: just send it in.

    me: but I spilled coffee on it!

    him: wipe coffee off, send computer in.

    All I paid was shipping to them, the fix was free and fast.

    Ahh, I loved the 80's.

  21. My dad was a dentist in the US on Canadian Music Industry Drills Dentists · · Score: 1

    My dad was a dentist in the US and just had an FM tuner; even cheaper than CDs and free for over 30 years.

  22. IANAL on Traffic Control of the Future · · Score: 1

    But if I were a lawyer I'd have a woody the size of a Buick just thinking of the lawsuits ...

  23. Re:Can't wait until I get old... on Nursing Homes Go High-Tech · · Score: 1

    My parents are in one of these (a very nice one) but I think putting the sensor on the toilet is better than the fridge. After all a lot of these facilities have 3 meals a day in the cafeteria so ..

    In addition this could help monitor everyones bowel movements (!)

  24. my cousin on A How-Not-To Guide to Cyber-Extortion · · Score: 2, Funny

    my cousin is a stupid criminal. He was arrested as the driver in a get away car [armed robery, Las Vegas] He tried to tell the Judge, "Hey, I was just hitchhiking and these guys picked me up."

    I am consouled by the fact we were both adopted, from different families.

    he gets out in Spring of 2006 and wants to move near me

  25. Re:I love how the iPod just sits in the glove box. on iPod Your BMW Officially Launched · · Score: 4, Informative

    >but you're just supposed to toss it in the glove box?

    Well, if all the controls are integrated into the existing steering wheel controls, you really don't need the iPod in view; so best keep it in the glovebox for those 0.8+ g corners.