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  1. Re:I can beat the computer... on Can You Beat a Computer At Rock-Paper-Scissors? · · Score: 1

    One that takes discipline.

    *rimshot* ...

    *gunshot*

  2. ...*long silent stare*... on Furry Cartoon Critters Debate: Tablet Or Laptop? · · Score: 1

    Oh Slashdot, what happened? You used to be cool. .....

    yeah, okay, that's not true. But still.

  3. Re:relationship between violent video games and... on Congressman Introduces Video Game Warning Label Legislation · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everything except pay for it!

  4. Re:Family friendly on Microsoft Puts the Kibosh On Kinect Sex Game Plans · · Score: 1

    The trick is to have a willing female participant.

  5. Re:I never have problems with TSA anymore on TSA Pats Down 3-Year-Old · · Score: 1

    ...I hope he does.

  6. Re:I avoided MS and work as .NET dev on Which Language To Learn? · · Score: 1

    That's hilarious.

  7. Re:Problem on Apple Relaxes iOS Development Tool Restrictions · · Score: 1

    Colour me a firm believer in making backups of games that nowadays cost over $100 (in my currency). I won't buy a console until I know I can play a backup copy on it. I have two small children, and although the older one is learning to handle discs with care, it takes time for them to permanently learn anything.

    Even worse than children, I once lived with other twenty-somethings.

  8. Re:More magic? on Apple Launches New Magical Trackpad, 12 Core Macs · · Score: 3, Funny

    For the love of God, don't tell us anything about storage or capacity.

  9. Re:Hmm.... on Blizzard To Require Real First and Last Names For Official Forums · · Score: 5, Funny

    (I'm preparing for contradictory comments below).

    No you're not!

  10. Re:Enough data? on The Sun's Odd Behavior · · Score: 1

    The Universe as a teetering column of bicycles atop of an infinite pile of turtles has an uncanny ring of truth to it.

    It certainly explains much about the stuff I see every day on the internet.

  11. Re:Cohen Should Abstain from Any Regret on The Futurama of Physics · · Score: 1

    In the given context, I believe the emphasised definition should be #3.

  12. Re:Blog posts about blog posts make me cry... on 9/11 Made Us Safer, Says Bruce Schneier · · Score: 1

    Fuckers who post their own blog posts about blog posts on Slashdot and get their stories accepted without the slightest shred of thought are what make me cry. Slashdot has been a real tear-jerker this last week.

    Unless it's just an amazing coincidence that the submitter is "richi".

  13. Re:How is this different? on Microsoft .Net Libraries Not Acting "Open Source" · · Score: 1

    Ned Ryerson?

  14. Re:Analog Computers on What Every Programmer Should Know About Floating-Point Arithmetic · · Score: 1

    But if you add 3/7 and 2/3 you get 1.90524 which is imprecise

    That is really imprecise.

  15. Re:wow on Microsoft Tips the Scale In Favor of HTML 5 · · Score: 1

    microsoft do something that makes sense

    Oh sure. This is just typical of Slashdot.

    When Apple does something, Steve Jobs is the devil, it's nothing but evil monopolistic corporate greed, etc etc. But when Microsoft - the overhyped darling of Slashdot - does the same thing, suddenly it 'makes sense'!

  16. Re:Looking at that entry on 1st International Longest Tweet Results · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You don't get it?

    A weak, inexplicable imitation of earlier, better tech?

    That's Twitter in a nutshell.

  17. Re:Wow...... on Don't Talk To Aliens, Warns Stephen Hawking · · Score: 1

    An action movie. Let's not wander outside the realms of plausibility.

    Personally, I prefer "A segment of time during which you may not ponder suicide as a way out".

  18. Re:Something funny about all this on South Park's Episode 201 — the Expurgated Version · · Score: 1

    It never even occurred to us that that ending wasn't a joke. My wife and I thought it was pretty funny, sort of like Kyle's big speech to the Visitors, and everything else in both parts had been a festival of self-reference.

  19. Make sure you speak to the right people on Why Responsible Vulnerability Disclosure Is Painful and Inefficient · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have no information about this instance, but the public face of the company you are speaking to is not always knowledgeable or intelligent. I work for a software company, and I have seen instances where a customer reports an issue and has it waved away without consultation by the first-contact support employee, usually under hand-waving like "no-one else is seeing this problem", or "I haven't been able to reproduce it". In most of these cases, an experienced person has not been consulted, and there has been no further investigation on our side.

    Yes, the support people are part of the company, which makes the response the company's responsibility, but at the end of the day it comes down to flawed human beings assuming they know more than they do. We try to take steps to prevent it, but it's hard to anticipate and recover from without manually inspecting each support incident after the fact - a step we just don't have the time or money to take.

  20. Re:Whoa, whoa on iPhone OS 4.0 Brings Multitasking, Ad Framework For Apps · · Score: 0, Troll

    All the Apple apologists out there were lauding the lack of multitasking as a feature, not a bug

    I love the emotionally charged bullshit on both sides of this crapfest. A bug! Apple really wanted multitasking in the first release, but some stinking off-by-one errors forced them into pretending it was by design...

    You just can't get this sort of entertainment with sane people.

  21. Re:Cannonical is just trolling us on Ubuntu Will Switch To Base-10 File Size Units In Future Release · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I can hear Steve Jobs railing on his staff from here.

    "Damn it, you boobs! You switched to non-industry-standard units, and you STILL didn't get us darkpixel2k? Don't give me those iPhone and iPad sales numbers, you guys FUCKED UP!"

  22. Re:Cannonical is just trolling us on Ubuntu Will Switch To Base-10 File Size Units In Future Release · · Score: 1

    ...and it was 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE, so I guess it wasn't as deeply burnt as he thought!

    POKE 53280, 0
    POKE 53281, 0

  23. Re:Block outbound SMTP on How To Avoid a Botnet Infection? · · Score: 1

    I would very much like to have you come to my company and explain to my boss why he is a twelve year old girl.

    Seriously. I got an email from him with 15 exclamation marks, 6 of them in red and the rest in green. I have not yet seen an email marked up sensibly for readability.

  24. Re:It's just stupidity and ignorance of technology on A Sad Day For the New Zealand Internet · · Score: 2, Funny

    To be fair, a lot of our stupidity results from our proximity to Australia. It's like trying not to have the volume too loud when you're living beside the airport.

    (It's a friendly rivalry, really)

  25. Re:It can be confusing... on Making Sense of CPU and GPU Model Numbers? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here is the actual list I made up.

    Okay, I know what you're saying, but some phrases do not inspire confidence :)