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  1. Re:Well ...... on People with real l337 speak names? · · Score: 2, Funny
    I am going to name my first child :-) . Because he/she will the happiest child in the world with a name like :-)
    * Captain Nitpick walks up to the mic.
    Captain Nitpick: *cough*
    Captain Nitpick: That's because he/she will be the only child in the world with a name like that.
    * Captain Nitpick bows and leaves the stage.
  2. Re:oy on People with real l337 speak names? · · Score: 3, Funny
    Seriously. Name your child FORTRAN. Absolutly *no one* will screw with a kid named FORTRAN. Most bad ass name in history. Peroid.

    "FORTRAN? Wasn't he the one that turned into a dump truck?"

  3. Re:Its about time IBM on IBM Files For Declaratory Judgement In SCO Case · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Both. They first had to play out just enough rope for SCO to essentially hang themselves. Let's hope the rope doesn't break.

    This isn't a hanging rope, it's a +1 bungee cord of lawsuits.

    IBM waited for SCO to measure out their cord, and decided that SCO had five hundred meters of cord for a hundred meter drop.

    IBM's asking the judge to let them shoot SCO and save the trouble of waiting for SCO to hit bottom.

  4. Re:They do fusion all the time... on Nuclear Fusion Real Soon Now · · Score: 1
    So I asked him if they have it working yet and the answer was yes. Then I asked him if they can get more energy out in a controlled fashion than is put in and again the answer was yes. Finally I asked him to give a concrete example and he said that everything actually at this point works on paper!

    This, friends, is the difference between a theoretical physicist, and an engineer.

  5. Re:What?! on Rare Tour Shows RareWare Secrets · · Score: 1
    You say that like it's a bad thing... i dream of a world with no starbucks or taco bell.

    In the future, all restaurants will be Taco Bell.

  6. Re:The national culture of games on God Save The UK Developer? · · Score: 1
    (Speaking of which, while Spiderweb Software isn't UK-based, does anyone else think that they do a nice job of dark English-style humor? If it weren't for American spellings, I would have thought that the Exile series had British roots.)

    If you like Spiderweb's stuff, you should take a look at Jeff Vogel's other site, Irony Central.

  7. Re:19 Articles!!! on Building a Large Linux Knowledgebase · · Score: 2, Funny
    Patience, Grasshopper. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single footstep.

    Yeah, but when you're trying to jump the chasm of disbelief, that single step will send you falling onto the sharp pointy rocks of obscurity.

  8. Re:What ever you do, don't read the artical! on Optical Lock Foils Thieves · · Score: 1
    But 6 inputs only gives you 720 different combinations, which is not enough IMHO.

    This is only true if you have 6 fixed-position outputs as well.

    The number of outputs is likely to be the same as the number of inputs, but nothing says their position has to be the same from one key/lock to the next.

  9. Re:But it requires a power supply. on Optical Lock Foils Thieves · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Exit signs are powered by radioactive Cadmium. They last ~20 years. The level of radiation is low enough that they are safe for preschools!

    No, they're powered by a chemical Nickel Cadmium (NiCad) battery.

    Getting a building built is hard enough without making yourself fall under NRC jurisdiction because you installed an RTG.

    There are tritium-based emergency exit signs, but they are more expensive than battery-backed signs, and are typically only used in aircraft, or where power is unavailable.

  10. Re:Experiment on Defending Earth From Asteroids With MADMEN · · Score: 1
    if you have an object made of two parts (e.g 'gun and bullet' or 'rocket and exhaust gas') which is initially stationary, then if one part moves forwards, the other part MUST move backwards to conserve linear momentum.

    There aren't two parts in a gun/bullet system. There are three, the gun, the bullet, and the expanding gas.

    The expanding gas exerts a force on both the gun and the bullet. This can be considered, in layman's terms, a push. There is no direct transfer of momentum from the bullet to the gun itself (neglecting friction).

    A rocket is not a comparable system to a gun, because a rocket only has two components, which exert forces only on each other.

  11. Re:Quaoar on Newly Found Planetoid Possibly Larger than Quaoar · · Score: 1
    Continuing the uber-Scrabble theme, I'd like the nominate Zzyzx as the new name. Sure, it isn't in any way mythological, but it has nice legends attached to it. And it's halfway to Vegas from here, so what more do you want? ;)

    A few more letters so I can hit the triple word score square: Zzyzzyxx

  12. Re:spelling it out is faster? on Morse Code Enters The 21st Century · · Score: 2, Funny

    dit dah dah ... dit dah dah .... dit dah dah

    is ... at at at which is distinguishable from atatat

    Of course it's distinguishible from 'atatat'. What you typed is morse for 'www'.

    I.E. it's a poser detector character...

    *Cough*

  13. Re:ITAR ITAR ITAR on NASA Prepares to Open Source Code · · Score: 1
    As for "Wrap in cobalt" you must've been watching too much star trek...

    Actually, the so-called cobalt bomb is one of the nastier dirty bomb designs ever proposed. The Co-60 in the fallout has the right combination of half-life and gamma ray production to render a large area uninhabitable for years.

  14. Re:What was the problem with Spirit? on The 100-Million Mile Network · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I was wondering if NASA has actually disclosed the details of what they believe was the malfunction of the Spirit rover?

    Space.com quoting Glenn Reeves, the JPL Flight Software Architect for the project, on Feb. 6:

    "The first problem is that we ran out of memory. A subsequent problem after that is we managed to corrupt the file system."

    My understanding is that the memory problem occurred because they were trying to load the FAT into memory, and it had grown too large from files accumulated during the flight to Mars.

  15. Re:how the communications are handled on A Deep Space Primer · · Score: 1
    Wouldn't that assume some compressability? If there were absolutely none, would this still an issue? Obviously this is only theory, but I'm just trying to see what's possible out there.

    An object's structure comes from the electromagnetic forces between the atomic nuclei and electrons in the material. When you move an object, the electric repulsion between the atoms in your hand pushes the atoms in the object that are on the surface. These atoms in turn push on the atoms below them, which push on the next layer, and so on until the motion reaches the end of the object being moved.

    An ASCII diagram:
    A ~~~~~> A ~~~~~> A ~~~~~> A

    Even in a hyopthetical "perfectly" rigid material, these atomic-scale EM forces still only travel at c.

  16. Re:It's not static on Wikipedia Reaches 200,000 Articles · · Score: 1
    By the time a scholar checked a Wikipedia citation, it might have changed from the time another scholar cited it. You'd need some way to specify and retrieve a particular version of an article.

    A quick check shows that most citation formats for web sites include "Date of electronic publication or latest update, whichever is most recent (if known)". Every Wikipedia article has the date of last modification printed in its footer.

    Anyone who actually wants to look at a cited Wikipedia article can use the "Page History" function to display the revision that was current at the time of citation.

  17. Re:Build your own Rover, sweet Lego kit! on Mars Rover Opportunity Lands Safely · · Score: 3, Funny
    Click on the rover picture on the upper right hand corner, or search for the work "Rover" on the site and choose the third link. Very cool Lego rover kit for about $80.

    They gave one of these as a birthday present to Sean O'Keefe during the 1:30am EST news briefing. There were jokes about keeping him away from the real hardware.

  18. Re:Flying aerogel on The Amazing Properties of Aerogel · · Score: 1

    this got me thinking.. how about making a insulated (to keep the helium inside) board large enough to lift one person with some mechanism to keep it at a low enough altitude?

    back to the future flying skateboards, anyone?

    I did the math on this one a while back.

    The short version: Unless your idea of a hoverboard is something the size of a boat, it's not going to work.

  19. With apologies to Futurama on SCO Files Suit Against Novell Over System V Ownership · · Score: 1

    Morbo: Morbo demands an answer to the following question!

    Morbo: If you saw delicious candy in the hands of a small child, would you seize and consume it?

    John Jackson: Unthinkable!

    Jack Johnson: I wouldn't think of it!

    Morbo: What about you, Mr. McBride? I remind you, you are under a Truth-o-scope.

    [Truth-o-scope flies into frame, begins quietly inspecting McBride]

    McBride's head: Uh...we-well...uh...the question is...is vague! You don't say what kind of candy...whether anyone is watching, or um... At any rate, I certainly wouldn't harm the child.

    [Truth-o-scope beeps and graphs furiously]

  20. Re:If there is a ruling in the US against SCO... on SCO Expands Licensing Money Chase Worldwide · · Score: 2, Informative
    If the SCO stock keeps going down like it has the past 3 days, they will need to jump ship soon. Perhaps the rats are swimming already for paradise island.

    Perhaps you should try looking at a longer view. Short-term dips in stock prices are normal. There's nothing here to get excited about (yet).

  21. Re:what if? on Company Offers Disaster-Proof Storage For Records · · Score: 1
    Avoid these inexpensive mountains. They often turn out to be vulcanos or have other flaws like hairline cracks or cave trolls.

    Volcano-equipped mountains are not cheap. The hordes of mad scientists and villains, all wanting their own out-of-the-way place, have driven the price up.

  22. Re:Growing Pains on China's War Against Wires · · Score: 1
    Can you explain to me why it really is exponential?

    It isn't.

    I can see that it might be quadratic (n sets of wires to n people = n*n wires), but how do you get exponential?

    The folks over at Wolfram tell us that a complete graph, that is, one where every node is connected to every other node, has n(n - 1)/2 edges. Which is quadratic.

  23. Re:Fantasy on Mythic Sues Microsoft Over Mythica MMORPG · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Plumbers? You're talking about Mario Bros., right?

    Super Mario RPG Online?

  24. Re:USB toothbrush on USB Menorah · · Score: 1
    wrong. use a wall wart. USB still makes a delightful connection for high speed, high powered devices. (better than parallel or serial)

    Which misses the point about powering things from USB entirely.

  25. Re:USB toothbrush on USB Menorah · · Score: 3, Informative
    Yes, anything needing more than 500mA of power.

    Amps are for measuring current. You want watts.

    Given that USB's power is at 5V DC, that comes out to 2.5W of power.