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  1. Grumble. on SpikeTV "Video Game Awards" Results · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Stuff like this makes me sad. The MTV-ization of gaming culture has begun and it's not pretty. The people Spike, G4, and MTV call "gamers" are not the kids that grew up playing Nintendo; they're the kids that grew up beating up the kids that played Nintendo. This is the demographic whose entire gaming universe consists of Madden, GTA, and Tony Hawk.

    It's fake enthusiasm, style over substance, blatant product placement, EXTREME! everything bullcrap. Watch an episode of The Screen Savers on G4 if you want to know what I'm talking about. Now that the pointy-hairs have finished lobotomizing the show, the new hosts haven't figured out that reading the teleprompter VERY! ENTHUSIASTICALLY! is no substitute for knowing about or giving a damn about what they're reading. It's acutely unwatchable.

    I think I understand now how the old-school punk rockers felt when their culture got subverted by the unceasing quest for corporate profits.

    --riney

  2. Interestingly enough... on Chronic Pain Shrinks The Brain · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You can remove the word "Pain" from the article title, and still have an accurate statement.

    "You have smoked yourself retarded."

    --riney

  3. Re:Somebody get a calculator. on Former TechTV Shows and Staff Dropped · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are you telling me you wouldn't if you had the cash lying around?

    --riney

  4. A Beowolf cluster of fact checkers? on Bloggers - Beowolf Cluster of Fact Checkers? · · Score: 1

    Imagine that.

    --riney

  5. Whew! on Mock World Vote · · Score: 1

    Thank God we live in America, not "the world".

    --riney

  6. Re:American Spaceship on Hot Rod Job For SpaceShipOne · · Score: 1

    Senior - "I swear, if he don't get this nitrous oxide tank out to paint by tomorrow, Paulie's gonna get my size twelve space boot *in his ass*."

    --riney

  7. Re:Thing is. on Genesis: Data in good condition · · Score: 1

    with a pinch of salt

    With a clod of dirt, actually.

    --riney

  8. "assault" weapons on Assault Weapons Ban · · Score: 4, Informative

    Let's see how long this takes to get modded into the toilet.

    It's funny that the article mentions that this law bans "military-style" weapons, because "style" is mostly what this law is about.

    From the Beeb article - "The move means that ordinary citizens will be allowed to keep heavy assault weapons in their homes."

    Bzzt, wrong, thanks for playing.

    Take a look at this page for some interesting info.

    http://www.ont.com/users/kolya/

    --riney

  9. A new song from "Strong Bad's Rhythm N' Grammar".. on Samsung Introduces Phone With Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    *gravely voice*

    And I don't caaaaaare.... if your cell phone.... has a hard drive in it....

    --riney

  10. Re:Not Fair! on New Star Trek MMOG Announced · · Score: 5, Funny

    got a girlfriend

    You mispelled "downloaded some porn".

    --riney

  11. Re:Hurray for Stem Cells Research on Grow Your Own Replacement Bones · · Score: 4, Informative

    Don't believe the FUD. Bush is not against stem cell research. He has prevented such research that involves the destruction of human embryos from receiving federal funding. Research involving stem cells from adults, animals, and cord blood, which are all highly promising, is federally funded and ongoing.

    --riney

  12. Sailors? on Sega Announces Shenmue Online · · Score: 4, Funny

    As long as I can look for sailors.

    Do you know where I can find sailors?

    --riney

  13. Re:The "Mainstream" on G-Phoria Awards Showcase Psychonauts Deal, Anna Nicole · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Agreed.

    This PA seems to fit pretty well. The G4 people act as though they wouldn't know a game if it bit them on the ass.

    G4 only seems interested in getting whatever second-rate celebs they can corral, shoving controllers in their hands, and trying to pass them off as "gamers"...

    --riney

  14. like, this book sounds... on Feed · · Score: 1

    uh...

    uh...

    good.

    --riney

  15. Re:$Bling$Bling$? on First-Ever Private Spaceport Nears Final Approval · · Score: 1

    Well, from a site I randomly googled, Shuttle mains are about 44s....so, estimating roughly, about fitty-twos should be good enough for a start. With built-in RCS (Reaction Control Spinnaz).

    *beep*Aww jeah!*beep*

    --riney

  16. Say whaaaaaaat? on Many Internet Users Happy With Dial-Up · · Score: 2, Funny

    In a related survey, 60% of dialup internet users were found to be smoking rocks.

    --riney

  17. Re:I don't mean to sound bitter ... on NASA's X-43A Vehicle Ready for Flight · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The touchy bit about airbreathers, though (well, one of them) is the tradeoff between the speed you can gain and frictional heating. Airbreathers won't do you much good if there's no air. But if you get to going too fast where the atmosphere's thick enough to sustain combustion, you quickly get outside the capabilities of existing materials to keep from melting. It's a tricky balance.

    It's cool research, no doubt. But the analyses I've seen seem to indicate that with the added weight of the scramjet itself, and the extra thermal protection you need to run one, it ends up being less efficient then just starting from zero-zero (altitude-speed) and carrying more fuel and oxy.

    --riney

  18. Re:Lucky 13? on SpaceShipOne Back in Action · · Score: 5, Informative

    Any team wanting to make an attempt must notify the X-Prize officials at least a month in advance with the launch date and location. I would assume that this information would be released with some fanfare. Since no notification has been made yet, no official flight.

    That's not to say they couldn't go to space unofficially, before going for the big money; in fact they probably will, as part of their test series.

    --riney

  19. Re:Standard Bending Unit? on Build a Robot out of a Car? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Gosh, asking for permission is so hard! It's clearly better to crush their site and potentially make them pay thousands of dollars in bandwidth overages instead.

    --riney

  20. Re:Are you kidding me? Flight safety. on Hubble's Deepest Pictures Yet · · Score: 1

    Risk is fine - flying in space is dangerous. But the Shuttle is inherently unsafe and poses an *unreasonable* risk. It's not just a maintentance issue, it's design, too. The shuttle has things that no manned spacecraft should have:

    * Giant wings. This makes the thermal system overcomplicated and fragile, and requires a much longer than required re-entry profile.

    * Solid boosters. They fail. You can't turn them off. It's fairly miraculous they've only had one failure.

    * No end-to-end abort capability.

    I could keep going. There's nothing wrong with wanting to take risks to advance science, but pretending that an unsafe vehicle is an acceptable risk is insane.

    --riney

  21. Are you kidding me? Flight safety. on Hubble's Deepest Pictures Yet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, why exactly was it that NASA wanted to scrap the Hubble?"

    How about because the only spacecraft they have available to fix it is a flying deathtrap, and they'd like to kill as few additional astronauts as possible?

    If they could figure a way to do it with Soyuzes, great. But don't try to talk NASA into endangering more lives just because you think George Bush is a dick.

    --riney

  22. Re:Fair Use? on Ripping DVDs to Handhelds = Fair Use? · · Score: 4, Funny

    You must be new here. Please report for mandatory DMCA reprogramming doubleplusspeedwise.

    --riney

  23. Re:ok on Zelda Master Sword Forged For Fan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slay people that can't capitalize or spell, maybe?

    --riney

  24. And it's got two screens, so... on Nintendo DS to Play Movies? · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...you can watch two movies at once. Oh boy!

    --riney

  25. Re:Wannabe - not quite on ZVUE's $99 Video and MP3 Player · · Score: 4, Funny

    (scholarly voice)
    Lil' Jon : Pardon me, sir, but will this post reflect negatively upon my karma rating?
    Mod : It depends on if the other moderators find it funny.

    (brief pause)

    Lil' Jon : What?
    Mod : It depends on if the other moderators find it funny.
    Lil' Jon : What?
    Mod : It depends on if the other moderators find it funny.
    Lil' Jon : What?
    Mod: (-1, Troll)
    Lil' Jon : OKAYYYYYY!

    --riney
    (a-skeet skeet skeet skeet)