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  1. solution - distance on Quieting Your G5? · · Score: 5, Funny

    You should attempt to move the computer as far away from your recording area as possible to reduce noise. My room in South Carolina would serve nicely.

    --riney

  2. Re:*sigh* on Astronauts Attach Mannequin to Outside of ISS · · Score: 1

    *beep* BRAIIIIIIINS *beep*

    --riney

  3. Voice messages? on Xbox Live Feature Upgrades Include Online Storage? · · Score: -1, Funny

    Oh joy. Now the twelve year old Ritalin-addled snotnosed asshats that run rampant through every online game can now leave me little voice messages.

    >YOU HAVE 1 NEW X-MAIL
    *click*
    From: L33TK1LL3RD00D!!1!!1
    To: jwriney

    >VOICE MESSAGE FOLLOWS

    Eat a dick.

    >END OF MESSAGE
    --riney

  4. Re:Thundercougarfalconbird. on Lindows becomes Lindash · · Score: 1

    (in Bender voice) Shut up baby, I know it!

    --riney

  5. Thundercougarfalconbird. on Lindows becomes Lindash · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh for crap's sake. Can't they just get the Mozilla people to rattle off a few dozen name candidates? Their projects change names with every CVS commit.

    --riney

  6. Re:My idea on Bush's Space Panel Seeks Public Input · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Dear moderators - Interesting, but wrong.

    We could build a telescope that could kick Hubble's ass on the lunar farside. Plus, with permanent human presence, someone could walk over with a wrench to fix it, as opposed to difficult and expensive on-orbit repair.

    --riney

  7. Re:Simple input on Java SDK 1.5 'Tiger' Beta Finally Released · · Score: 1

    And this is exactly why I am so opposed to using Java as a first programming language. There's too many things you have to tell a newcomer to ignore when they're first starting out. Whatever happened to INPUT A$ ?????

    I adore Java and develop in it daily, but it's absolutely the wrong thing to start a first-year on.

    --riney

  8. Double the pleasure, double the fun. on Nintendo's Mystery DS Portable Revealed · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Two screens, huh? Cool!

    Two screens, huh? Cool!

    --riney

  9. Sure. on Commercials Come To The Net (After This Word) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Full Screen Superstitial is guaranteed to play perfectly for every consumer, every time.

    Like those godawful, browser-filling Flash interstitials they already use? Those do a perfect job of grinding my poor little laptop (600mhz, but only 300 or so on batteries) to a halt as they load up. Not to mention, the volume levels are usually jacked up so if I'm using headphones, I'll get my eardrums popped.

    Dear web advertisers - I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.

    --riney
    p.s. I hate you.

  10. Re:Why did they build it? on Saturn V Fallen on Hard Times · · Score: 1

    Not really. A plane will get you, oh, 40,000 feet (7.57 miles) of altitude at the most, and maybe 700 MPH worth of speed. For a basic low earth orbit, you need 100-150 miles of "up" and more than 17000 MPH of "sideways". So that airplane boost, optimistically, got you 6 percent of the required altitude and 4 percent of required speed. That's not really "most of the way", and isn't that much of a benefit.

    --riney

  11. It might be more fun... on Building Your Own Skeeball Game? · · Score: 2, Funny

    To build Virtual Skeeball. Or Virtual Virtual Skeeball.

    "Wow, I could swear I was really playing Virtual Skeeball."

    --riney

  12. I'd like to go on the record - on Australia To Use GM To Control Carp · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new genetically superior, all-male fishy masters.

    --riney

  13. DIY model kits? on More on the Versalaser · · Score: 1

    Magazines like RCM that offer printed blueprints for radio controlled airplanes and such could just as easily include drawings suitable for feeding a Versalaser....keep plunking in sheets of balsa, and in a few hours you've got all the parts to build your new plane, all laser-cut to tolerance.

    Nice.

    --riney

  14. Re:Big Brother differences on What Big Brother Teaches Us About Game Design · · Score: 1

    Because, you know, people getting along, treating each other with respect, and not spending the whole day being whiny, obnoxious bitches is such a bad thing.

    --riney

  15. Re:Stealth/vehicle combat game? on Starcraft Ghost Takes Blizzard's Franchise Stealth · · Score: 1

    Drive VERY quietly.

    --riney

  16. So good! on Capcom, SquareEnix Show Off New TGS Titles · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, they're actually making a Teen Girl Squad game? I'm totally crushing.

    --riney

  17. Re:CD on Listening Comparisons For Audio Codecs At 64kbps · · Score: 1

    Then you have the ear of a turnip.

    --riney

  18. Re:Could be cool on Monty Python's Holy Grail goes Broadway · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...it would certainly be a lot of fun to see stuff like the Camelot scene performed live.

    It's only a model.

    --riney

  19. no problem on Engineers Design Safer SUV · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've got it, here's how we'll build a safer SUV. Go get a pencil, I'll wait.

    We start with a ordinary huge ass gas guzzling urban assault vehicle. Lower it way down to the ground, put smaller tires on it, cut off the huge cow-catcher bumpers so it won't mangle the Pinto you just ran over, shrink the frame so it'll fit in a parking spot and save weight, and put in a smaller engine. Perfect!

    I call it a "car".

    --riney

  20. From the article... on Lockheed Martin Drops NOAA Satellite · · Score: 1

    NOAA-N Prime is under guard, all records have been impounded,

    ...and the workers responsible will be ass-pounded.

    --riney

  21. Re:The Mechanic chick was mad hot on Joss Whedon's Firefly Coming To The Big Screen · · Score: 1

    Word, dog. Kaylee was off of any chain you care to attach her to.

    --riney

  22. Holy crap! on Japanese Deploying Powered Exoskeletons for Elderly · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Robo-Grandma Vs. Godzilla", coming to theatres near you...

    --riney

  23. Son In Law II on Satellite Driven Farming Equipment · · Score: 1

    It's all fun and games until Pauly Shore hacks the guidance system and writes "Crawl" in 50 foot cursive letters across the back 40...

    --riney

  24. Spaceports? Awesome! on X-Prize Cup/Olympics Planned · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The most exciting thing in the article to me was the fact that there are "over a dozen spaceports now under development". Rock!

    I know about OSIDA, the one in Oklahoma that Armadillo is planning on using. Anybody know where the others are?

    --riney

  25. Dodged a bullet, but by accident on Shuttle Wing Has Been Breached Before · · Score: 4, Informative

    The AP article mentions that ice impacted Atlantis' *right* wing. This motivated ground teams to perform the cold soaking procedure. But the actual damage was on the *left* wing, and was caused by improper installation of some sort of seal thingy. So Atlantis may have been saved by the cold soak, but the truly dangerous condition that could have cost them the orbiter and crew wasn't the one they prescribed the cold soak for!

    Disturbing.

    --riney