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  1. Re:What are you going to do??? on Running the Numbers on a US Pandemic · · Score: 2, Funny

    What are you going to do when the zombies show up at your door? :-)

    I can think of only one thing.

  2. Re:Some proof on ICANN Investigates Insider Domain Name Snatching · · Score: 1

    **AA, actually . Asstunnels

  3. Re:Of course, he has an agenda on ARPANet Co-Founder Predicts An Internet Crisis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Me too!

  4. Re:I agree on Vista Vs. Gutsy Gibbon · · Score: 1

    UAC aside, this does not change the behaviour of the "power button" in the start menu. It changes the behaviour of the physical power button on the PC.

    You need to go farther:
    Go to Control Panel -> Power Options.
    Select "Change plan settings" for your currently selected power plan.
    Select "Change advanced power settings".
    Expand Power buttons and lid.
    Expand Start menu power button.

    You can then change the settings.

  5. Re:Cable Companies can match or exceed this in 200 on Verizon Offers 20/20 Symmetrical FiOS Service · · Score: 1

    With the advent of DOCSIS 3.0, cable companies can "bundle up" upstream channels for up to 120 Mbits.

    The operative word there is "can". In practice, it will have "but won't" following it for any given cable ISP.

  6. Re:Feh on Games All Downhill Since Pong? · · Score: 1

    Allan Alcorn is going to make you his bitch!

  7. 300? on Driver Update Can Cause Vista Deactivation · · Score: 1

    Anyone else get an image of Jobs kicking Gates into a hole and screaming, "This is usability!!"?

  8. Re:Pirated version? on Driver Update Can Cause Vista Deactivation · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is there a decent pirated version of Vista yet?

    Nope. Pirated or not, Vista is still indecent.

  9. Surely the Pats can be reasonable? on New England Patriots Obtain Online Ticket Reseller Names · · Score: 1

    Perhaps one or more of the ticket holders in question can provide tapes of other teams' defensive signals? Birds of a feather flock together, after all.

  10. Re:They didn't bring the right travel adapters. on Why ISS Computers Failed · · Score: 1

    You're fooling yourself, and down the road it will bite you in the ass.

    Those cables still have oxygen in them!

  11. Re:stupid on Human-Robot Love and Marriage · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why not marry your lawnmower?

    YOU try sticking your dick in the lawnmower, THEN you'll know.

  12. Re:And as a result of these new findings... on Pluto Probe Makes Discoveries at Jupiter · · Score: 1

    You're lucky Jupiter even showed its red spot for you! If anybody has a problem with Jupiter, you deal with me!

  13. Screw that! on Self-Sufficient Lunar Habitat Designed · · Score: 1, Troll

    I'll make my own Lunar habitat, with blackjack! And hookers!

  14. Re:Elegant MS, really elegant on Windows XP SP3 Build 3205 Released w/ New Features · · Score: 1

    Putting on the Ritz!

  15. Re:She continued her testimony saying... on Sony BMG Says Ripping CDs is Stealing · · Score: 1

    Well, according to Princess Leia, Chewbacca IS a "2 foot wookie"! At least that's what I heard.

  16. Re:Netcraft confirms on Web Creators Call Internet Outdated · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously, there really isn't anything that wrong with the Internet.

    Goatse, tubgirl, lemonparty, penisbird, Tara Reid, the list just goes on.

  17. Any relation? on Groklaw Guts the Novell/Microsoft Deal · · Score: 1

    Pamala Jones, at groklaw...

    Is she any relation to Pamela Jones?

  18. Re:Radical Religionist... on How Burmese Dissidents Crack Censorship · · Score: 2, Funny

    The radical WOWer climbs the basement stairs to empty his own pee jar.

  19. Re:How can you not love this guy? on Jack Thompson Includes Gay Porn With Court Filing · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can you believe,
    He stuck his
    Head up his ass...
    Head up his ass...

  20. Re:I love this guy. on Jack Thompson Includes Gay Porn With Court Filing · · Score: 1

    If you're a guy, Jack might love you back!

  21. Re:Monorail! on Germany To Build New Maglev Railway · · Score: 3, Funny

    The ring came off my pudding can!

  22. Is this it? on Germs Taken Into Space May Come Back Deadlier · · Score: 1

    Is this the Terrible Secret of Space?

  23. Re:Don't Believe it.. on Mysterious Peruvian Meteor Disease Solved · · Score: 1

    Good thing I falsified my renewal. I put down 1060 W. Addison.

  24. That's right! on Crazy Stevie's iPhone Prices are Insaaane! · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll club a seal to make a better deal!

  25. Re:Next Up... on Daniel Lyons of Forbes Admits Being Snowed by SCO · · Score: 1

    Hell yeah she is! Not everyone can fill Jesse Berst's shoes. Where is the Berst Alert on this?