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Countries Plan Land Rush in Warming Arctic

Noel Bourke sent in a pointer to this story about northern nations maneuvering to claim land in the Arctic. Fossil fuels, shipping lanes, and fishing are among the economic interests at stake, in an opportunity opened up by the melting Arctic ice.

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  1. A unique and amazing ecoregion by Lindsay+Lohan · · Score: 5, Interesting
    At stake, in what could be the last great territorial land-grab, is the promise of untold mineral riches
    Where humans have tread, the Arctic has suffered. Plans for a northern shipping route through the Russian Arctic could open up oil, gas, and other natural resources for exploitation. This could increase the risk of oil spills and introduce species such as rats to the ecoregion, which could have drastic consequences for nesting seabirds. The Novaya Zemlya area has a unique problem. It has been serving as a test area for nuclear weapons and suffers from elevated levels of plutonium, cesium, and other radioactive pollutants.
    1. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by WinterSolstice · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are waaaay bigger problems than that. Sorry, but environmentalism aside, we will have some serious human issues if the ice packs that are currently *not* floating begin to melt. Sea levels rising more than a bit will cause some pretty nasty issues.

      -WS

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    2. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahh yes... the artic polar rat the cousin of the New York Sewer rats

    3. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by goates · · Score: 2, Funny

      I guess all that ice on Greenland and Canada's northern islands doesn't count?

      Here's a hint, don't go getting your news from Fox. They're just as bad as the "pinko-commie-we-hate-america network."

    4. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wasn't talking to you, idiot. STFU n00b!

    5. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like for example Greenland, idiot!

    6. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There are waaaay bigger problems than that. Sorry, but environmentalism aside, we will have some serious human issues if the ice packs that are currently *not* floating begin to melt. Sea levels rising more than a bit will cause some pretty nasty issues.

      I can't imagine it'd be that bad. Then again, I live in Ohio so I imagine I won't be owning any beachfront property in Cleveland anytime soon.

    7. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you retarded?

    8. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by nacturation · · Score: 3, Funny

      This could increase the risk of oil spills and introduce species such as rats to the ecoregion, which could have drastic consequences for nesting seabirds.

      Well there's an easy solution to the rat problem. Just import a bunch of cats into the region and they'll take care of the rats handily. Then the seabirds can nest in peace. Oh, wait...

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    9. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Where humans have lived, just about every other life form except the rat and roach have suffered. Do you propose we start a policy of zero population grown and euthanasia for those of us still living? Everything evolves including the world, and one day our world will die.

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    10. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GAH! Displacement in water by ICE on the north pole, means that no ammount of ice melting on this part of the globe is going to affect anything! Go play with your icecubes!

    11. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by sharkey · · Score: 0

      Well, all you need then are some Chinese Needle snakes that thrive on cat meat.

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    12. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by tekiegreg · · Score: 1

      For those who think that's funny, you haven't been to Hawaii yet, so screwed up by imported species of plants and animals, hardly anything native is left...

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    13. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh how I wish we had a (-1, typical ignorant American) moderation. Only a FOX News-addled Bush youth could know how to type, but not know about the existence of Greenland.

      Americans don't need to know geography, they just need missile coordinates.

    14. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fag, of course she does.

    15. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She da bomb :) And apparently reads /. too... how cool is that?

      </swoon>

    16. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by WinterSolstice · · Score: 3, Informative
      Hmm.

      Well, I guess the retards here don't count either. I'd cite tons of other pinko-commie-we-hate-america sources, but you're an AC, and not worth the effort :)

      -WS

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    17. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I wish that I had a (-1, YHBT, YOU ELITIST EUROTRASH) moderation.

    18. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by VultureMN · · Score: 1

      Anyone who thinks (people concerned about global warming) == (automatically commie-pinko-hate-american types) IS retarded. They don't have the brainpower to grok the concept that criticism != hate.

    19. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Macondo · · Score: 1

      It is the most annoying/amusing of attitudes when people seperate "serious human issues" from environmentalism.

    20. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by richardmilhousnixon · · Score: 1

      Where humans have tread, the Arctic has suffered

      I don't know about that. It worked out pretty well for the North Slope in Alaska.

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    21. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for homosexuals. The slightest shred of a nano-iota of criticism for their "gay mariage" efforts, and then you *are* hateful. Care to explain that dichotomy to me?

    22. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by a+whoabot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Many people today only understand these nebulous dual concepts of negative and positive. You can imagine a little scorechart in their heads, and them tallying whatever people say to them, whatever they read, into either one of those lists.

      If you were to say to an American nationalist example of one of these people that "America is a great nation!" their positive side lights up. If you were to say "America" has issues with their large prison population. Their negative side lights up and a tick goes into the negative column for you.

      Depending on how strongly they feel, going above a threshold ratio of negative ticks to positive ticks will make them hate you. And depending on how energetic they are, they will lash out with just whatever negative comments come to mind. Doesn't matter what, because, hey, who cares what people are actually saying, it just matters that you give negativity back to counter "negativity." All that matters are these general concepts of negative and positive. Love and hate. Good and evil if you will. Always easy symbolism, always the most banal ideas. Thought of anything in between these two concepts is just "self-defeating," "moral relativism," "nihilism," whatever word they latched onto that some "really smart and witty" Coulter-type character said. Criticism is always interpreted as hate, and so emotionally abusive attacks are always returned. Support is always interpreted as love, and so the most fellatio-like praises are always given back.

      This almost definitely scores me a negative tick on their scorechart. And if this is all they know of me, they now hate me.

    23. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by konekoniku · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let's face it - no matter where humanity goes, the environment will suffer. (Nor does this apply solely to humans, in fact - wherever any species enters an established ecosystem, the existing inhabitants of that ecosystem will suffer. It's simply that humans are better able to compete and thrive in new environments than any other species). The best solution to protect the environment would, in fact, be to commit mass genocide against the human race. Hence, simply arguing that humans will damage the arctic environment is not a particularly strong argument - you could use the same method to argue that human habitation of the European continent harms the environment, and thus human habitation in that region must cease.

    24. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where humans have lived, just about every other life form except the rat and roach have suffered. Do you propose we start a policy of zero population grown and euthanasia for those of us still living? Everything evolves including the world, and one day our world will die.

      Nice straw man, dickhead.

    25. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      I suggest pointing out the fallacies in an argument rather than just throwing around what has turned into a lame buzz word of the socially inept.

    26. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Scudsucker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Care to explain that dichotomy to me?

      Because the fact that your "protection of marriage" laws do nothing to lower the existing divorce rate or prevent Britney-Spears-36-hour-Hollywood-marriages, means you aren't really protecting marriage, you're just hating homosexuals. That and the fact that if your gay neighbors get married, its as much your business as, and as relevant to your life, as if they get tatoos on their butts.

      So yes, you are a hateful homophobe. Duh.

    27. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by BrynM · · Score: 1
      Anonymous Coward's...

      Nice straw man, dickhead.

      led to KarmaMB84's...

      I suggest pointing out the fallacies in an argument rather than just throwing around what has turned into a lame buzz word of the socially inept.

      You know, for a moment there I thought "dickhead" had become a buzzword. That would have been fun. BTW You're right KarmaMB84.
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    28. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love living in an age when being correct is considered elitist and being wrong is considered folksy and endearing.

      There used to be a time when thinking you didn't have to know about anyone outside your narrow little part of the world was considered elitist. Oh, how hard it is to keep up with the Newspeak these days.

    29. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You weren't correct- you were trolled.

    30. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Rei · · Score: 1

      We're prepared for that. I've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.

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    31. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Look, climates change. 10,000 years ago, Europe and the Eastern United States were "Arctic".

      Ecoregions change, they've always changed. The Arctic will not "suffer" it will simply change, like climates and regions always have.

    32. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then get the process started and jump off a bridge. if too many people is a problem, why help the tsunami victims? let them die.

    33. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by miu · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Except for homosexuals. The slightest shred of a nano-iota of criticism for their "gay mariage" efforts, and then you *are* hateful. Care to explain that dichotomy to me?

      There is no dichotomy. An American nationalist that treats any criticism or discussion as hate is wrong, and a homosexual that treats any criticism or discussion as hate is wrong. The error of the nationalist must be treated more seriously because the stakes are much greater.

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    34. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Feed the cats to the rats and the cats to the rats and get the cat skins for nothing.

    35. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Retard nigger.

    36. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Assuming, of course that shifting weather patterns don't cause a corresponding increase in snowfall in the Antarctic.

      All the doom and gloom scenarios I've seen assume the Antarctic will warm sufficiently for ice to melt, but will have unchanged precipitation rates.

      Ditto Greenland.

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    37. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by b-baggins · · Score: 1

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      Where humans have tread, the Arctic has suffered.
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      Translation: The arctic will change into something I don't like. Since my view of what is the correct biosphere is morally superior to yours, any change from my view of the biosphere is destruction. You may kiss my ring, now.

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    38. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by adeydas · · Score: 1

      Its not only Sea levels, even river levels in China and some north-eastern countries are rising. Scientists predict that this will cause a massive flow of water and then drought in many regions causing crops to fail. According to geologists, the Earth is warming at an exponential rate (as compared to the rate say a hundred years ago) and this might lead to a major disaster.

    39. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by b-baggins · · Score: 2, Insightful

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      Let's face it - no matter where humanity goes, the environment will suffer.
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      No, the environment will CHANGE. Suffer is simply you expressing your opinion, and a rather silly opinion at that, since it assumes the existing environment is automatically the best possible environment, and that all environments are, by default, static and unchanging.

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    40. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by secretsquirel · · Score: 0

      Boys have penis's and girls have buginas.

    41. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then we're stuck with gorillas!

    42. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post is so stupid, I think I just became dumber for reading it. Duh, indeed.

    43. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So yes, you are a hateful homophobe.

      I'm not hateful. Nor am I afraid of sameness.

    44. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bingo. That's another thing that bothers me, the word homophobe doesn't even mean what the gays want it to mean.

    45. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      This almost definitely scores me a negative tick on their scorechart. And if this is all they know of me, they now hate me.

      Whatever dude, this scores you a positive tick on my scorechart. SInce this is all I know of you, will you marry me?

      oh shit, I'm already married. Nevermind.

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    46. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Jorkapp · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. Come winter time they'll all freeze to death.

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    47. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were to say to an American nationalist example of one of these people that "America is a great nation!" their positive side lights up. If you were to say "America" has issues with their large prison population. Their negative side lights up and a tick goes into the negative column for you.

      Why do you hate America? Do you not support our troops? What is it that you have against the people of Southeast Asia of whom America is trying to help? Do you want to see more people die? Why do you like to see people die?

      Unfortunately, that's pretty much the state of policy debate in this country. If you are critical of some aspect of America, you are automatically an unpatriotic child molester.

    48. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      This is why "America" (as a concept) for many people is being lost. And it has nothing to do with evil communism causing it. America is eating itself as the dog-eat-dog economic philosophy allows scammers and those that will do just about anything to get ahead, get ahead.

      In major cities, what is the price of an average home? What is driving this price up?

      What is the average commercial debt level of a typical, employed American?

    49. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by konekoniku · · Score: 1

      Yes, you're right; I stand corrected. What you said better captures the point I was trying to make. Thanks for the input.

    50. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by killjoe · · Score: 1

      " Where humans have lived, just about every other life form except the rat and roach have suffered."

      that's not true. In northern America humans lived for thousands of year without harming the environment. How? A small population, no technology to speak of (not even the wheel!).

      "Do you propose we start a policy of zero population grown and euthanasia for those of us still living? "

      I for one would love to see that. before we get to euthanasia I'd suggest a reversible sterilization upon birth and being given permission to give birth when you have proven you deserve it more then anybody else.

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    51. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by mandalayx · · Score: 1

      interesting...though kind of off topic :)

    52. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Tonytheloony · · Score: 1

      You are so right!
      Most people don't understand shades of gray. Everything is either black or white.

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    53. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by loucura! · · Score: 1

      It would only work in the First World, which wouldn't help repair your precious environment one bit.

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    54. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by conteXXt · · Score: 1

      wow, I got beat on this one.

      Long live Husker Du

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    55. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by mikewhittaker · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why do you hate America? Do you want to see more people die? Why do you like to see people die?

      Unfortunately that same level of debate seems to apply to issues in the Palestine region ... if you criticise one party, you're a holocaust-denier, if you criticise the other, you're condoning ethnic cleansing.

      This unfortunately then dissuades the majority from intelligent discourse.

    56. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where ZPG doesn't work, euthanasia (abortion after the third trimester) will. Let's face it, the tsunami was a little payback from Mother Nature, who can be one hell of a bitch when she wants. Though since she only got less than .005% of the population, she really needs to try harder next time.

    57. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Since the first world is the largest consumer of natural resources it would indeed work. Perhaps with drastically reduced demand for coffee and sugar people in the third world could plant actual food that they can eat.

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    58. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're on the right track.....just add some gorillas to take care of the cats...and the beauty of it is that the gorillas will freeze to death! (ob. simpsons)

    59. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Captain+Irreverence · · Score: 1

      that's not true. In northern America humans lived for thousands of year without harming the environment. How? A small population, no technology to speak of (not even the wheel!).

      Good point...except that it's totally false. The influx of humans into North America resulted in the extinction of numerous species. 20,000 years ago the North American continent had large populations of horses, camels, several species of giant bears, mammoths, mastodons, lions, cheetahs, saber-toothed cats, ground sloths the size of oxen, and bear-sized beavers, just to name a few. By about 10,000 years ago, all were extinct. All these extinctions occurred around the same time...which just happens to neatly coincide with the arrival of humans in the Americas. Early native Americans hunted most of the big predators and a lot of the large herbivores into extinction. The myth that they "lived in harmony with nature" is just that...a widely-believed myth.

    60. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you were just stupid already.

    61. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      I'm not hateful.

      Discrimination is a hateful business. Doesn't matter if you're talking about banning homosexual marriages or mixed race marriages, or if you do it with a smile or a snarl.

      Nor am I afraid of sameness.

      Is that so, Mr. Literal Latin Interpretation?

    62. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's another thing that bothers me, the word homophobe doesn't even mean what the gays want it to mean.

      Yes, it does. That's how words work: enough people start using a few syllabels squished together, and "bingo", you have a word. Its why we aren't still grunting at eachother in caves. Deal with it.

    63. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Its why we aren't still grunting at eachother in caves. "

      Hmmm, you've never been to france, have you?

    64. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by AJWM · · Score: 1

      In northern America humans lived for thousands of year without harming the environment.

      Really? What happened to the mammoths? to the native american horses? to various other megafauna that were living until humans came to the Americas?

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    65. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Retric · · Score: 1

      Now I know you may want disagree but "health" referes to how far something is from death and both genetic diversity and net biomass are indecators of how far an enviernment is from total colaps.. So when you talk about the environment suffering you can say that either the genetic diversity goes down or the net biomass goes down. AKA Deforistation is bad as it does both. Pollution is bad as it harms both. Climat change is bad because it reduces genetic diversity.

      Now clearly some changes may help the enviernment such as a mild increase in background radiation but the gist of the statment is the fact that human populations harm other lifeforms. Now if your saying we can go to the moon and not harm the moon's ecosystem that's correct insorfar as it has none but that's well outside the scope of that arugment.

    66. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by Psiolent · · Score: 2

      It is not the displacement you have to worry about, but rather the introduction into the ocean of a large volume of fresh water. See this article to read exactly what could happen.

  2. I heard the Polish by Neil+Blender · · Score: 1, Funny

    Have dibs on the ice shelf.

    (I'm Polish, so I can make this joke.)

    1. Re:I heard the Polish by captnitro · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm not, could somebody explain it? :)

    2. Re:I heard the Polish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh, it's going to melt?

    3. Re:I heard the Polish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently, the polish lost the recipe for making funny.

    4. Re:I heard the Polish by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      Do you live in Poland?

    5. Re:I heard the Polish by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      What happened was in the early 80's Solidarity stood up to the Communists, and the rest of the world realised that the Polish were not deserving of the ridicule of "Polish jokes". But, we couldn't just let a bunch of really great jokes fall into disuse, so they became Blonde jokes.

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    6. Re:I heard the Polish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Second generation US.

    7. Re:I heard the Polish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I claim the air over the artic.

      (I am human, so I can make this joke)

    8. Re:I heard the Polish by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      But, we couldn't just let a bunch of really great jokes fall into disuse, so they became Blonde jokes.

      The problem is that when they were nigger jokes and then later polish jokes, they didn't spawn any lame jokes, they just spawned more of the same type of joke. When they became Blonde jokes they spawned Dumb Man jokes, because of course every dumb blonde is a woman. The Dumb Man spawned another type of joke, I forget what, so many of us are trying to rollback the change from Polish->Dumb Blonde, hoping we'll be able to morph it into something else.

      In any case, after the Poles get the ice shelf, I'm sure they can sell it to Texas...

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    9. Re:I heard the Polish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They built a new football stadium in Poland but had to tear it down soon after completion.... seems where ever you sat there was a Pole in front of you.. budda bing..

    10. Re:I heard the Polish by Miamicanes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, it's a staggering example of a nearly instantaneous change in mass culture. Think about it... for decades (LONG before the Russians, or even the Germans for that matter) invaded Poland, it was on the receiving end of jokes (particularly in America). In less than one generation, Polish jokes ceased to be funny (to Americans, at least). Not out of increased sensitivity, political correctness, or because people in Poland bitterly complained that they were unfair or offensive... simply because the whole unspoken and underlying premise that made them funny in the first place vanished.

      Even people who thought they were funny 20 years ago have a hard time now trying to figure out why they were funny.

      Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Yeah, believe it or not, people apparently thought it was outrageously funny a hundred years ago. Why? Who knows. The whole set of cultural references that made it funny are gone, and nobody even knows what they were.

    11. Re:I heard the Polish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Metaphorically, Poland has gone from being Mississippi to Minnesota. How many people make jokes about Mississippi? Lots. It's fun and easy to make fun of the state that the other 49 love because it spares them from ever having to be last at anything. How many Minnesota jokes can you think of? Uh, um, well, to tell the truth, I can't really think of any.

      Now, if Poland became OHIO, people could at least make jokes about its unrelenting normality (spend a summer in Ohio, and by September you'll be PRAYING for an encounter with a fucked up freak like you remember from back home just because you can't take anymore normal-ness.)

  3. Boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We sure are fortunate that all that ice is melting, huh!

  4. Cool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool.

  5. Back off! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Back off, get your own arctic!" - Canada

    1. Re:Back off! by goates · · Score: 1

      Too bad "get your own arctic" will turn into taking our arctic. Too bad the Canadian military has almost no way of patrolling our northern borders and coastline.

    2. Re:Back off! by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      Too bad the Canadian military has almost no way of patrolling our northern borders and coastline.

      That's because they're preparing to invade America...

    3. Re:Back off! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Canadian, shouldn't that be: "Take off, ya hosers, get your own artic! eh!"

    4. Re:Back off! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sshh... you'll tip them off... do you want a visit from CSIS or something?

    5. Re:Back off! by rikkards · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually we do. First you have the subs that patrol under the ice flow. Course our newest had a small fire that has put it out of commission for a year as the bureacratic BS of why this happened and who is to blame goes on. Plus we have the Rangers who do patrol. Course they don't have the borders covered quite like the US with Mexico.

      It is patrolled just not heavily. Best way for an army to invade? Claim refugee status.

    6. Re:Back off! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not about the land. Nobody gives a shit about an extra few hundred square kilometers of tundra. The huge deal is the Exclusive Economic Zone in the waters that surround these tiny islands. If Denmark manages to keep a legitimate claim on a newly uncovered island, that equates to hundreds of thousands of square kilometers of fishing and oil drilling access.

    7. Re:Back off! by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      The way the French Fucked the cod stocks off our coasts with those shit islands St,. Pierre and Miquelon, I hope we get this land...

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    8. Re:Back off! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not forget the Spaniards and Portugese. Europeans aren't so hot when it comes to preserving other nations' environments. Of course, they'll still cry and pout over Canadian natives hunting seals, but slimy fish? Yuck, why would they give a shit about those?

      That's right Iberians.... Canadians have long memories, don't expect us to accept much of your displaced population when the changing climate requires the evacuation of large chunks of your sub-continent. We'll take the UK, Eire, French, Germans, etc., but you fucking Pork-Spic ocean rapers can rot.

    9. Re:Back off! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, the French raped the oceans too.

    10. Re:Back off! by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1
      That's right Iberians.... Canadians have long memories, don't expect us to accept much of your displaced population when the changing climate requires the evacuation of large chunks of your sub-continent. We'll take the UK, Eire, French, Germans, etc., but you fucking Pork-Spic ocean rapers can rot.

      Ah yes, as Lenny on Law & Order said, "I love it when they're dumb."...

      With apologies to my many Canadian friends, this asshole deserves a "history whuppin'"...

      Back in the late 60s, I, myself, and thousands of students, scientists, and ordinary people, were involved in forcing a company called Dow Chemical (think 'Bhopal') to stop researching napalm and Agent Orange (a defoliant), in the US... and they did stop. But guess what? They simply moved their research into Canadian Universities.

      What this toadie original poster has shown (inadvertently ) is this: The 'problem' isn't 'Iberians', or 'Canadians' , or even Canadian "First Nations people".

      The real problem, as so eloquently voiced by this fuckwad, is ignorance of history, wrapped in false pride. Canadians, whom I got to know well, after living coast-to-coast-to-coast in Canada for 30 years, have many characteristics and actions to be proud of, but hypocrisy, as exhibited by this asswipe, isn't one of them.

      The folks up North (of here, heheh) have a far better grasp of History, including world history, than most Americans I've ever gone to school with, or met...which only makes this one guy's racist ignorance that much more galling. The guy needs to grow up, and think. Not a likely event, perhaps, akin to 'When the Leafs win the Cup." :)

    11. Re:Back off! by stdarg · · Score: 1

      This could lead to a new cold war!

    12. Re:Back off! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bwahahahahaha! That was a good one.

    13. Re:Back off! by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "a company called Dow Chemical (think 'Bhopal')"

      I don't believe Dow owned Union Carbide at the time of the incident to which you are referring.

    14. Re:Back off! by feidaykin · · Score: 1
      From IMDB trivia on the filming of The Day After Tomorrow:

      "The US Army loaned several UH-60 Blackhawk helicopters for the rescue scene at the end, prompting the Canadian authorities to reassure the people of Montreal that they weren't being invaded by America."

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  6. Holy Shit by spac3manspiff · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Fossil fuels, shipping lanes, and fishing are among the economic interests at stake, in an opportunity opened up by the melting Arctic ice.

    How can people ignore the enviroment and first think of expanding their country after the ice caps melt. People need to see that alot of countries wont exsist in a few years.

    1. Re:Holy Shit by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      All the more reason to go north! Pretty soon Belgium will do as well in the Arctic as in the Congo.

    2. Re:Holy Shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm. How much deeper will the oceans get due to melted ice? One wonders if they might be able to use dikes - you know, those neat things the Danish {mmm.. Danish...} have been using for centuries - to make sure that the land that would normally be underwater stays above water?

    3. Re:Holy Shit by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      How can people ignore the enviroment and first think of expanding their country after the ice caps melt. People need to see that alot of countries wont exsist in a few years.

      Well, if they're afraid their country won't exist in a few years, that's a very good reason to consider expanding their country. That way at least they'll have some country after the ice caps melt...

    4. Re:Holy Shit by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      All the more reason to have excess land & resources already available, when in the case of the Danish, all of those refugees from Italy and Spain and Greece suddenly show up because their countries are now uninhabitable.

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    5. Re:Holy Shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dutch, not Danish.

    6. Re:Holy Shit by quarkscat · · Score: 1

      I can see it now - the great northern Canada
      land rush -- oil and energy interests in
      conflict with agri-business interests. And
      both completely oblivious to the impact on
      the indigenous people and wildlife (seals &
      polar bears).

      Considering the impact upon the coastal
      regions of North America, Northern Europe and
      Northern Asia (where most human populations
      are situated, does this mean that we will all
      be living below sea level, like portions of
      the Netherlands are today? New Orleans (LA)
      is largely at sea level -- will they have to
      build dikes and install pumps to keep the
      "Big Easy" dry?

      Large portions of Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada
      and Utah used to be part of a vast inland sea.
      Are the majority of people moving to Colorado
      speculating on future climatic events?

      Big question: At what point in the Artic melt-
      down will Crawford, TX (home to "Dubya" Bush)
      be under water (and finally get his attention)?

    7. Re:Holy Shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somehow I don't think the Maldives are going to be able to stake a claim to Baffin Island or something...

  7. It's melting, let's put land on it! by anime_nerd · · Score: 1

    So the melting of the Artic is what's driving them there. Really smart, let's build on land that's going to melt out from under our feet! I didn't know it was really melting that bad. Can anyone say "The Day After Tomorrow"?

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    1. Re:It's melting, let's put land on it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well the ice is sorta on top of the land you know ( i think anyway )

    2. Re:It's melting, let's put land on it! by spac3manspiff · · Score: 1

      I predict all hell will break loose when dick chenney dies.

    3. Re:It's melting, let's put land on it! by anime_nerd · · Score: 1

      While I may be incorrect, I thing that the after a certain point north, the Artic is just ice, though I don't know where they're building, so don't quote me or anything.

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    4. Re:It's melting, let's put land on it! by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      I predict all hell will break loose when dick chenney dies

      Really? I expect things to get better...

  8. Just wait until the ice age by Qzukk · · Score: 4, Funny

    And the Antartic freezes back up.

    6000 years later everyone will be standing around a block of ice that washes ashore gawking at the well preserved specimen of prehistoric man.

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    1. Re:Just wait until the ice age by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mostly right, but a few details wrong:
      1) It's the antarctic
      2) more than 6000 years
      3) It's a woman
      4) It's not a human, it's an ancient
      Don't you pay attention when watching Stargate?

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    2. Re:Just wait until the ice age by sharkey · · Score: 0

      Hell, it's happened recently.

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  9. Canada.. by Tesko · · Score: 0

    Glad we're already here, though I here Greenland is free *snicker*

  10. Yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where are the pictures of Trine Dahl Jensen??? All the arcticle says is that she is blond...

  11. Speaking as an American... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new Canadian overlords.

  12. You see that!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There really is a bright side to this global warming, hole-in-the-ozone hullabaloo!! (or is it a broo-haw-haw...?)

  13. All in the name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of "progress" of course

  14. Great! by Sebby · · Score: 0
    Speed up the process why don't you! Keep pumping greenhouse gasses locally, and flood the rest of the planet. Then who will you ship to??

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    1. Re:Great! by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      Then who will you ship to

      Mutant smog people?

    2. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sherpas.

    3. Re:Great! by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Speed up the process why don't you! Keep pumping greenhouse gasses locally, and flood the rest of the planet. Then who will you ship to??

      So if the rest of the planet gets flooded, then you can ship to any country directly. It's a boon for the shipping industry! And who needs ports with cranes and all that? Just dump the cargo containers overboard once you hit the coordinates -- done right, it'll land on their doorstep.

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    4. Re:Great! by DrMrLordX · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new . . . sherpa overlords?

    5. Re:Great! by BattleTroll · · Score: 1

      CHUD, it has to be the CHUD. No one else will survive. mmm... yummy human flesh...

  15. To boldly go...yadda..yadda..yadda... by CygnusXII · · Score: 2, Funny

    What no one disagrees with is the riches that would come from the thaw creating a north-west passage. The centuries-old bane of Arctic explorers could become a reality thanks to global warming, cutting thousands of miles off the shipping routes between the Atlantic and Pacific oceans, and delivering a windfall to any country able to tax its users.
    Wars, have been started for less. Also it's nice to see Global Warming getting a good rap for something.

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    1. Re:To boldly go...yadda..yadda..yadda... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know... has a war ever been attributed to a misplaced comma?

  16. Wow! by AndreySeven · · Score: 2
    the North Pole could be ice-free in summertime by the end of the century. Around the Arctic, salmon are moving up into more northerly waters, hornets are beginning to buzz and barn owls are appearing in regions where indigenous people have never seen a barn

    Whoever gets this land, is going to roll in the wealth of minerals and oil...

    World War 3, begins this year...

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    1. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The issue isn't land, the land was claimed, staked, and owned 250 years ago. The water between the land is the issue. Some would argue that the water between the land is international (you could argue too that the Mississippi river is international, since the water between the land is tied to an ocean, but Americans might disagree). There are ways to prevent people from driving their submarines through though. When navies start complaining that they 'lost a boat' in someone else's territory, that's when the fun begins.

  17. Land rush in the Arctic by JJahn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...says a newspaper based in New Zealand. :-)

    1. Re:Land rush in the Arctic by jxyama · · Score: 1

      yeah, NZ paper... i can't be the only one who momentarily lost track of arctic/antarctic and north/south poles. :P

    2. Re:Land rush in the Arctic by Macondo · · Score: 1

      This is a good point. I am just as dubious about any Western news serivce telling me stuff about the Middle East.

    3. Re:Land rush in the Arctic by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      It's a clever distraction by the Kiwi government in an attempt to get people to ignore their own land grabs in the Antarctic.

      Of course, if you were wearing your aluminum foil deflector beanie as you're supposed to, you'd know that by now.

  18. This is just disgusting by Ex+Fish · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The world is melting and all we wanna do is milk it for some bucks. Whoever designed the human brain was obviously using windows, cuz smething is seriously screwed up there. One step closer to Capitalism eating itself, friends.

    1. Re:This is just disgusting by demachina · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I hate to break it to you but the Earth's climate has always been in constant change. Don't think there is any law that says it has to stay the way it is now for eternity because now we have environmentalists to fret about it.

      Though I'll grant you that the rate of change we are seeing and will see may be a cause for alarm and there is a pretty good chance it is man made. In particular if the change is to rapid many species will be wiped out because they wont be able to adapt quickly enough.

      Most of the Bush administration crowd, who also happen to be the fossil fuel burning crowd, are more than willing to kid themselves that this is just the natural "greening" of a planet coming out of the ice age. They do have a point that there is no law that says we have to have huge ice packs on the poles, and there certainly have been era in earth's history when there weren't.

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    2. Re:This is just disgusting by EvilAlien · · Score: 1
      Wow, a Microsoft and capitalism troll all in one! Thats right, Linux cave save the world from global warming and greed! Hoooray!

      This is just human nature. We're overglorified monkeys that evolved to a hazardous state of dominance that can only be challenged by massive ecological disaster, and our own efforts at offsetting greed feed into this phenomenon. We simply have no need to get smarter, and will have to come close to wiping ourselves out in order for any meaningful evolution of the species to happen.

      Capitalism does not eat itself. Human nature eats itself. Our only hope is to allow human nature to evolve. Either way, the planet doesn't care. It isn't sentient. It will simply continue as a complex system even if we freeze/flood/burn/whatever ourselves out of our position as dominant species, unless of course we blow it up. In which case, the planet STILL doesn't care and our solar system just has a bunch of new groovy asteroids. Perhaps the nature of LIFE is to eat itself... we're all doomed.

      Have another pint of beer, slice of pizza, and some more sex. If you really want to maintain status quo and stagnation then GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, but don't pretend that you can fix the whole system (including human nature, planet earth, etc) by eliminating Microsoft, the profit motive, and capitalism.

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    3. Re:This is just disgusting by IO+ERROR · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The basic human greed underlying this is not peculiar to capitalism. Look at the problem, not the symptoms. Frankly I'd rather have capitalism than raw human greed, as at least capitalism provides some structure and control for this human nature. Otherwise you'd have people standing in days-long lines and killing each other for a roll of toilet paper or a pound of beef.

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    4. Re:This is just disgusting by jxyama · · Score: 1

      well, i pretty much resigned to the fact that some will be as disgusting/unethical/etc. no matter the situation. look at some awful things being done to take advantage of the indian ocean tsunami disaster - orphan trading being the worst example. and this is an immediate disaster that can be seen and felt - arctic ice melting has only long (i.e. "inconsequential") effects...

    5. Re:This is just disgusting by KiloByte · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Capitalism? Tell me why in the hell would you chastise capitalism for this, when communist countries have much worse records where it comes to environmental issues?

      Well, capitalism doesn't fare better just because it's capitalism -- but, all democratic countries at the moment are capitalist (no, people's democracy is as far from democracy as it can be), and that gives them a chance of having the voices of people heard.
      In communism, the Party rules unchecked, and people have nothing to say. And, caring about the environment is not among the goals of any communist party I know of.

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    6. Re:This is just disgusting by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Sure would be nice if we still had capitalism, wouldn't it? I might not even have "Marxist" in my name if the corporations hadn't have evolved into imitation people that make even the Grinch look like a kind and generous soul.

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    7. Re:This is just disgusting by Triskele · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but you're trolling. Just what is the difference between the US Republican Party and the USSR Communist Party? Nothing. They're both about undiluted power.

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    8. Re:This is just disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    9. Re:This is just disgusting by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      But, is the Democrat Party any different?

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    10. Re:This is just disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean "comrades"?

    11. Re:This is just disgusting by Chrispy1000000+the+2 · · Score: 1

      Well, they just don't put much effort at trying to convince anyone that they are...

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    12. Re:This is just disgusting by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Actually the biggest improvements to human behavior towards the enviornment have come as a result of capitalizm. Look at England during the period where they were transitioning away from community grazeing fields to private property. Suddenly people started careing for the land and doingin things they had know for a long time were better. Like not putting out too many sheep and crop rotation. Look at water rights in America. Especially focus out west and compare areas who have "ownership" of water ways and those that don't where the water is owned its better manages and used in a more eco-conscience way. There is no question that for the last half century the ecological state of the US has been improving in every way we can measure. One of the big things that has helped is attaching sudo property rights to air, its forced lots of cleaner operation. The rest of the world would be better off if governments did garuntee more private ownership of natural resources. Capitalism and private ownership drive people to protect things instead of take what they can get before someone else does.

      Lots of the clear cutting, strip mining, pumping dry are done underless then free market conditions . Any right-minded business person would not do that in the interest of protecting a revenue steam, he'd rather wait for the stuff to become more scarce else ware so its worth even more.

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    13. Re:This is just disgusting by Triskele · · Score: 1

      To the untrained eye of this for'ner, no! One party, two party, same party. What difference!

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    14. Re:This is just disgusting by bondjamesbond · · Score: 1

      Dude! Your're funny!

    15. Re:This is just disgusting by cybpunks3 · · Score: 1

      So that you can buy cheap goods at Wal Mart. Don't neglect that you are part of the engine that makes corporations wealthy.

  19. Allocation... by FalconZero · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Hey! Lets just allocate the new land as a straight swap for contries that lose land under the raised sea level.
    Holland looks lucky (or unlucky if you count the relocation costs.)
    ...And here in the UK, the English, in the Southern (mostly) flatlands, have to move to the north pole, making Scotland a sunny resort.

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    1. Re:Allocation... by FalconZero · · Score: 1

      And yes, I know contries is not a word.
      s/contries/countries/g
      Jeezz... get some better fuzzy logic... or drink beer; you choose.

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    2. Re:Allocation... by ShieldWolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So you give away sovereign Canadian soil to compensate for global polution? Yeah that's fair. How about we give away land masses based on C02 emissions? That way 25% of the US will be up for auction.

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    3. Re:Allocation... by andreyw · · Score: 1

      NOP
      NOP
      NOP
      NOP
      INT 19

      Hehe, I love your sig.

    4. Re:Allocation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to miss New Orleans... that place was a blast. Maybe I can fly up to Greenland to visit sometime. :)

    5. Re:Allocation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you give away sovereign Canadian soil to compensate for global polution? Yeah that's fair.
      The UN did something similar with establishment of Israel, so it wouldn't be beyond the realm of possibility

    6. Re:Allocation... by FalconZero · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or..... We take the CO2, fix it (yes this is the correct term), and make giant Carbon fibre pontoons from the Carbon for people to live on. Or perhapse take all the waste and recycled silicon from the electronics industry, Combine that with the O2 left over from the above to get gravel (SO2) and build our own Island, populated by Slashdot readers. We could make CowboyNeal king. I bet I know who he'll pick for queen.....

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    7. Re:Allocation... by ShieldWolf · · Score: 1

      Somehow I think we will put up a slightly stronger fight than the palestians. We are talking about taking massive amounts of land from a peacful G7 country that is a founding member of NATO.

      Good luck!

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    8. Re:Allocation... by FalconZero · · Score: 1

      :) - It's just an observation based on my experience.
      It doesn't help that I occasionally write programs that leak so badly my swapfile grows as fast as ATA133 will go.

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    9. Re:Allocation... by stupidfoo · · Score: 1

      So, you're really going to go with the attack of the splodydopes?

      Or possibly hot maple syrup bombs?

      Watch out, here come the beavers!

    10. Re:Allocation... by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      I'm ready for the beavers.

      Oh wait...

      [John]

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    11. Re:Allocation... by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      making Scotland a sunny resort.

      Whoever patents the Beach Kilt(tm) is going to make a fortune!

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    12. Re:Allocation... by Julia+Cameron · · Score: 1
      • making Scotland a sunny resort.

        Whoever patents the Beach Kilt(tm) is going to make a fortune!

      Aye, but what do they wear under it?

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    13. Re:Allocation... by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      I was once working a crossword and the clue for a 5-letter word was "What a Scotsman wears under his kilt". Naturally I put "SOCKS". It turned out the answer they were looking for was "TREWS"!

      At that point I decided that ignoramuses had no business making up crossword puzzles.

      Anyway, I'm only joking a little bit here. Get a load of the Running Kilt. They claim that someone won a road race wearing it "commando". That's mildly frightening. Wool stays where you put it, more or less. Not so Supplex.

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    14. Re:Allocation... by Julia+Cameron · · Score: 1
      • I was once working a crossword and the clue for a 5-letter word was "What a Scotsman wears under his kilt". Naturally I put "SOCKS". It turned out the answer they were looking for was "TREWS"!

        At that point I decided that ignoramuses had no business making up crossword puzzles.

      "Trews?" I'm scunnered! And socks are worn on feet. ;)

      Wool is good, but not on the beach. Too itchy. What would one wear on the beach? That running kilt looks interesting. I wonder what they wear under a running kilt?

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    15. Re:Allocation... by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      And socks are worn on feet.

      Yup. And your feet are under your kilt, no? It's an old joke, actually.

      I wonder what they wear under a running kilt?

      There's at least one claim of regimental running. I hope it's not too common. Split-side running shorts get blown around enough, and they're anchored in the middle.

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    16. Re:Allocation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm fine with this.

      Red State Land only!

    17. Re:Allocation... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "How about we give away land masses based on C02 emissions? That way 25% of the US will be up for auction."

      Do we get to pick which states?

    18. Re:Allocation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sigh...

      Well if you checked your stats, you would see that South East Asia has a much higher problem with co2 than the US.

      Or did you mean C02... ? Dicarbon could be a problem although the leading zero is probably redundant.

    19. Re:Allocation... by KyleJacobson · · Score: 0

      "How about we give away land masses based on C02 emissions? That way 25% of the US will be up for auction"

      Good idea, we have been looking for a way to get rid of Cali for a LONG time...

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  20. Talk about... by Hamstij · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ... the rape of the natural world.

    Sometimes I wonder if I really am the only one that gives a shit.

    Am I the only one that mourns for all the lost (and soon to be lost) species?

    1. Re:Talk about... by servognome · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one that mourns for all the lost (and soon to be lost) species?
      That's "half-empty" type thinking, I prefer to celebrate all the new species that will arise to take advantage of the new habitats.

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    2. Re:Talk about... by wwahammy · · Score: 1

      No you're not, I agree completely. Sadly enough, not enough people agree with us.

    3. Re:Talk about... by droptone · · Score: 1

      Do not necessarily mourn for the loss of species, for species have gone extinct way before human contact. Mourn over the lack of caring that most humans have for the enviroment. Insatiable greed... =(

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    4. Re:Talk about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, you're just the only one that wines like a tit about it.

    5. Re:Talk about... by wwahammy · · Score: 1

      That too.

    6. Re:Talk about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, somewhere a single tear drips down the cheek of a noble American Indian.

    7. Re:Talk about... by snatcheroo · · Score: 1

      no, i'm with you.

      but what can be done, really

      humans are parasites bound to destroy themselves and take everything with them. complete and utter human genocide is the only hope this world has. unfortunately, the majority of us foolishly think that humans are important and humanity/human pride always takes the cake. it makes me sick. we don't deserve to be alive

    8. Re:Talk about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that's the way you feel, then why don't you help the environment by killing yourself?

    9. Re:Talk about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmm, insatiable greed...the driver of progress and all that is good in the world.

    10. Re:Talk about... by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      So umm, why don't you kill yourself?

    11. Re:Talk about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Nah, the human race is the ONLY hope the other pathetic species on this planet have of surviving in the long run.

      Only we have any chance of saving anything when the killer asteroid comes or the sun goes dark.

    12. Re:Talk about... by snorklewacker · · Score: 1

      If you think we can actually destroy the earth short of exploding every nuke we have at once (burn off the atmosphere real good), you're fucking deluded. Worst we can do is make it too dirty and barren for *us* to live on it. The planetary ecology will be modified somewhat, but will get along just dandy without us.

      I'm an environmentalist because I love humanity and want a good place to live. People like yourself need some therapy. Or cyanide.

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    13. Re:Talk about... by glenebob · · Score: 1

      Is there something MORE important that humans? You need to step back a few light years and realize that NOTHING is important. Meanwhile, you sound like a raving loon. So, why haven't you committed suicide for the good of the world?

    14. Re:Talk about... by xSauronx · · Score: 1

      you mean we left one? wtf....outta my way boys; we're puttin tyres back on the camaro tonight!

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    15. Re:Talk about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're the only one who gives a shit.

    16. Re:Talk about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

    17. Re:Talk about... by FooGoo · · Score: 1

      There is only one way to solve this problem. You need to kill yourself and save the rest of the planet. I know it's a tough call but you need to take one for the green team.

      But you can't do that can you? You see you are an enlightend being and you need to share your wisdom and virtue with the rest of us. We need you.

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    18. Re:Talk about... by danamania · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I wonder if I really am the only one that gives a shit.

      No :).

      I wouldn't be surprised to see the same attitude towards Antarctica within the next 100 years (actually I'll be surprised if I see the next 100 years, but you get the idea). I'd take bets on corporations/companies making claim over the resources on mars within 10 though, if they haven't already.

    19. Re:Talk about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... the rape of the natural world.

      Sometimes I wonder if I really am the only one that gives a shit.

      Am I the only one that mourns for all the lost (and soon to be lost) species?


      Yes, you are. You are the only decent human being on earth, as you so humbly suggest.
      Give yourself another pat on the back- you deserve it!

    20. Re:Talk about... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      you just need to realise for yourself that humans are a species as much as the ants are, from outside perspective human cities don't really differ that much from giant anthives that 'destroy' everything they build on, nor do 'nature rapists'.

      if you really give too much of a 'shit', then you would have cried all through the natural history, every time the new species ate the old, everytime natural land formations allowed new predators to invade areas from others, every time a parasite could hitchike with a bird to another continent and cause havoc, every time marching ants ate a tree that was the only habitat of some bug.

      and think about all the rats that can migrate with us to everywhere! or the gazillion other species that have found new life feeding off from human society.

      (yes, it's bad and all, but get some prioreties, what fucking rape is using the land? are you raping your house? if everyone is 'raping' everything all the time it's not much of a rape. what would be a rape would be to keep people from exploiting the land for the benefit of men, the land itself can't intelligently understand that it's getting shafted - however, humans CAN understand cruelty done to them).

      they create joy for people, make intresting research subjects, they make the world tick... but still, 'nature' is a moving target, one that hasn't stopped yet.

      THE BIGGEST RAPE OF ALL THAT YOU COULD COMMIT TO NATURE WOULD BE TO PUT IT INTO A FORCIBLE STASIS(which is indeed being put into place by controlling efficiently the amounts of certain animals in some areas).

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    21. Re:Talk about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go fuck yourself, you high-and-mighty, donut-punching, self-aggrandizing bitch.

      Ask youself: "Am I the only one that gives a shit that I give a shit?" and the answer will be "YES!"

    22. Re:Talk about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      splurt.. lol

    23. Re:Talk about... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      I prefer to celebrate all the new species that will arise to take advantage of the new habitats.
      Celebrate? Not welcome them as our new overlords?
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  21. the land nazis march on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    asside from pollution,i can see people
    gobbling up huge tracts of land,and
    shooting those they don't want on it.

    there is such a lack of phy$ical freedom
    in the so-called developed world,its
    completely pathetic

    the artic is one of the few places humans
    havent managed to completely fuck up.

  22. Is this a short sighted goal? by Nascar_Geek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder what will happen if this warming trend only lasts ten or fifteen years and then the ice closes back in. Will they find enough natural resources that are worth risking having the returning ice crush millions of dollars worth of equipment if the temperature starts to drop again?.

    It is nice to think that there are still people out there who are so eager to explore this new area. As I watch people going to the front window in our office to trigger the remote starters on their cars (it's 20F here today) I can hardly imagine being able to find enough people to fill a helicopter that would be willing to brave that kind of extreme weather!

    1. Re:Is this a short sighted goal? by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      As I watch people going to the front window in our office to trigger the remote starters on their cars (it's 20F here today)

      Wow, talk about different worlds. When it's 20F here most people aren't even wearing hats and mittens yet, let alone warming their car before they start to drive... We do that about the time it hits 0F.

    2. Re:Is this a short sighted goal? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      When it's 20F here most people aren't even wearing hats and mittens yet, let alone warming their car before they start to drive... We do that about the time it hits 0F.

      Wow, talk about different worlds. When its 20F here most people don't even leave their houses. Of course, they're still not wearing clothes because they'll probably stay home from work and screw, but you get the idea.

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  23. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Should have been posted in Politics anyway. It might be international politics, but it's certainly politics when Denmark sends a oceangoing geographic team north from Greenland in the dead of winter to plant flags on every little rock they find sticking up from the ice.

    A question though- why the heck is global warming still contraversial? After all, it doesn't matter if it's man or nature caused- dealing with it is going to be everybody's concern very soon, and there's very little doubt left that it is happening.

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  24. Melting Ice caps by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The melting of Ice caps would also create opportunities for beach front property in Nevada. Get the top maps and find the 200 foot above sea level elevation and stake your claim now - or least for your children.

    1. Re:Melting Ice caps by big_groo · · Score: 1

      Who are you? Lex Luthor?

  25. Melting Arctic Ice? No problem! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Melting Arctic Ice? Woohoo, a bonanza for oil companies and others who deal in natural resources! Maybe this was their strategy all along? Decrease the ability of the suns rays to leave the atmosphere, increasing the temp of the oceans, thereby melting icecaps and exposing more natural resources for the up-and-at-'em world citizen.

    Oh, yeah, and the fact that the oceans will be rising ever so gradually, well that's just a side effect. Of course, with all that money they'll be able to afford huge houseboats, while we all drown :(

    Did anyone else read "Countries Plan Land Rush in Warming Arctic" to mean "Countries Plan Inland Rush with Warming Arctic?"

  26. why now...? by davide101 · · Score: 1

    Why hasn't this happened already? It wasn't so long ago that people were building oil rigs and claiming them as private land... I would think anything would resource potential would have been gobbled up in the 80s and 90s.

  27. Quick! by xv4n · · Score: 2, Funny

    Deploy and send the AT-AT's !!!

  28. Thin Ice by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Watch for the US military to grab a role in "policing the sealanes" across the new arctic circle routes. Watch for the Russian military to challenge that role, backed by nuclear weapons. Watch for Canada, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Finland to form a competing coalition that loses out because they're too nice.

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    1. Re:Thin Ice by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Watch for Canada, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Finland to form a competing coalition that loses out because they're too nice.

      Oh, I suspect the Swedes, Norwegians, and Danes, at least, might do a little, ah, rediscovering their heritage if things get nasty enough. The Scandinavian reputation for politeness is a pretty recent phenomenon.

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    2. Re:Thin Ice by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I figured that the Scandanavian reputation for viking was earned by those they forced out of their lands, leaving the better-behaved at home. But they produced some savage sailors for thousands of years, so perhaps their basic demand for order will once again start bearing fruit in a new scourge of the seas, if they again have someplace to go.

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    3. Re:Thin Ice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The Scandinavian reputation for politeness is a pretty recent phenomenon.

      s/Scandinavian/European/ ... shit, if there's any folks more brutal and savage at heart than Americans...

    4. Re:Thin Ice by Nept · · Score: 1

      Then again, Canada did just buy a submarine from England a few months back to play a role in policing the northern waters (primarily against US interests, I imagine). Granted, the sumbarine broke down en-route from England and things didn't go so well for the Canadians, but it's nice to see them give it a try.

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    5. Re:Thin Ice by sybarite · · Score: 1

      I can assure you that the United States Navy will operate in any body of water outside 12 nautical miles from land and possibly inside 12 nm for transit passage in a strait. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Conven tion_on_the_Law_of_the_Sea

    6. Re:Thin Ice by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Canada's in a pretty good position: just one Canadian sub could ride herd on a US fleet, keeping the USians "honest". Just watch out when some Enron derivative paves a pipeline to Russia across Alberta, and liberates it like we did Afghanistan.

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    7. Re:Thin Ice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Watch for Canada, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Finland to form a competing coalition that loses out because they're too nice.

      I thought they would lose out due to their lack of having any army, navy or air force.

    8. Re:Thin Ice by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      backed by nuclear weapons.

      Oh please. Nuclear weapons are good for one thing only, and that's preventing a foreign power from invading your land. All the countries you mentioned are members of NATO, so Russia would never dream of using nuclear weapons against them.

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    9. Re:Thin Ice by clean_stoner · · Score: 1

      Russian envoy: Leave this territory at once. Our words are backed by NUCLEAR WEAPONS.

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    10. Re:Thin Ice by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      1> As this is a *land grab*, nukes are appropriate, even in your own narrow mission statement.
      2> Nukes are great for a lot of things beyond military tactics, as the 20th Century has proven well enough that they're the "must have" accessory for countries like Iran, N. Korea, and probably Saudi Arabia, Israel, and a secret club of others.
      3> NATO, like everything else, evaporates during a nuclear war with Russia.

      Where do you get off using a condescending expression like "oh, please", when you're so naive?

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    11. Re:Thin Ice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey asshole! We are not nice people!

      -Angry Finn

    12. Re:Thin Ice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought they would lose out due to their lack of having any army, navy or air force.

      That is also what Stalin thought back in 40's.

    13. Re:Thin Ice by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I dunno, Europeans were the first people to renounce slavery, and demand universal human rights. They're still among the only people who live without the former, and with the latter. While practically every other people in the world has shared a similarly inhumane history as them.

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    14. Re:Thin Ice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your kidding right. Canada's subs break down and the US had to tug them back home. Also there are a few of Canada's attack subs which have no torpedos in them and they don't plan on putting them in till 2006. Canada's Disaster Assistance Response Team is just now getting to the tsunami reagions now after having to take some of the pledged money to buy Russian planes to get to the area. It's no suprise that many of our neighbor's to the north join the US's armed forces after seeing how much of a joke Canada's military has become in the last 30 years. Canada did have some pretty good snipers in Afganistan though.

    15. Re:Thin Ice by Bontux · · Score: 1

      Canada does have a military presence throughout the north. It is the Canadian Rangers, which is make up of local Inuit. I don't see how a country could (under international rules) challenge our right to the north or our control over the NorthWest passage. A physical act to take land or sail the waters without permission could be seen as an act of war. http://www.rangers.forces.gc.ca/pubs/rangers/intro _e.asp

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    16. Re:Thin Ice by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Watch for the US military to grab a role in "policing the sealanes" across the new arctic circle routes."

      Nevermind the fact that the US has one of the longest Arctic shorelines in the world (behind Russia, Canada and Denmark/Greenland).

      Nevermind that the US has been one of the most active in the Arctic Ocean in recent decades (thanks to nuclear submarines and the various ice stations they support).

      Nevermind that nobody else seems to have any interest in taking over the US' role in "policing the sealanes" in the other four oceans, even though I'm sure there are members of Congress that would like to cut funding from, say, far-off Diego Garcia and move it to their own pork barrel projects (neither India nor Australia seem all that keen on picking up any slack).

      Oh no, this is a brand new evil Yankee imperialist power-grab..

      "Watch for the Russian military to challenge that role, backed by nuclear weapons. "

      How is that a change? That's what the Russian/Soviet Navy has been since they started building their own nuclear submarines. In order to try to save some of their resources, Soviet policy had been to abandon the surface fleet to throw that money at submarines and land and air forces.

      "Canada, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Finland to form a competing coalition"

      Why would Canada and Norway want to invite Sweden and Finland? Other than the occasional small rock with a flag flying over it, neither of those two countries actually have any Arctic shoreline. Baltic Sea != Arctic Ocean.

    17. Re:Thin Ice by MrHanky · · Score: 1
      I dunno, Europeans were the first people to renounce slavery, and demand universal human rights. They're still among the only people who live without the former, and with the latter.
      Slavery? I think they call it out-sourcing these days.
    18. Re:Thin Ice by coopseruantalon · · Score: 1

      yeah, we danes are really cool! Also we gave women the right to vote before them damn rednecks who think they own democracy.

    19. Re:Thin Ice by bondjamesbond · · Score: 1

      HOLY SHIT! It's just like the game Typhoon, Eurofighter. My favorite game in the world.

    20. Re:Thin Ice by ksheff · · Score: 1

      too bad those Wyoming cowboys beat you to it by about 50 years.

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    21. Re:Thin Ice by Jesus+2.0 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, all the non-nice Scandanavian genes exported themselves elsewhere, or got themselves killed off, during the Viking years. All they've got left is "Bork bork bork, would you like to walk all over me?"

    22. Re:Thin Ice by David+Gould · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, the apparent contradiction in reputation for temperament between Scandinavians and Vikings can be explained even more easily than that:

      A Viking is a Scandinavian without his coffee.

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    23. Re:Thin Ice by alexo · · Score: 1


      > I can assure you that the United States Navy will operate in any body of water outside 12 nautical miles from land and possibly inside 12 nm for transit passage in a strait.

      I don't know... 12nm is an awfully cramped space.

    24. Re:Thin Ice by coopseruantalon · · Score: 1

      Yeah that is a pitty. Those down britons should waited a little longer before capitulating. On the other hand we had the pleasure of siding with napoleon in those wars. Turned out great with the british terrorbombing our capital(Copenhagen)

    25. Re:Thin Ice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is, afterall, why they traveled to the Mediterreneananann. Well, perhaps.

      Anyway, and this is true, unless it is not, one of the slaves who traveled with Leif to Vinland was a Bosnian or Turkish muslim. I forget how they found this out.
      And that means.. well I don't know. Something with bin Laden? I'll think I'll go to bed now.

    26. Re:Thin Ice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, come on over, you'll be in for a surprise.

    27. Re:Thin Ice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enron is gone, that would be Haliburton. If you are going to make fun of a Texas Oil (excuse me, "Energy") company, get it right.

      Tim

    28. Re:Thin Ice by kilrogg · · Score: 1

      Actually, it was 4 subs that were purchased, it was the 4th that broke down on its first trip from England. They also recently upgraded an ice breaker (or maybe it was a frigate, I can't remember) to help defend the northwest passage.

    29. Re:Thin Ice by kilrogg · · Score: 1

      The exception to that rule is for areas declared "Internal Waters" (and that aren't established international shipping lanes). It is potentially an act of war to enter a foreign nation's internal waters with war ships without permission. Apparently there are precendences elsewhere in the world to be able to declare the Northwest Passage internal waters of Canada despite the fact that its more than 24nm wide. The Canadian Navy needs to step up their patrols and defend it though.

    30. Re:Thin Ice by grozzie2 · · Score: 2

      Canadians are not stupid, if we really need a military, we'll do like the Saudi's, and rent the american one. it's much cheaper than having your own, much better for morale at home, and the american soldiers aren't bright enough to know the difference between defending thier own country or somebody elses anyways. Hell, they cant even tell the difference between invading another country, and defending the usa. See them every day on the tv, proud to 'defend america', dont have the heart to tell them that america is thousands of miles away, and what they are really doing is invading iraq. I do somewhat understand the mentality of the folks running the show tho, if my kids were that dumb, I wouldn't want to let them grow old enough to reproduce either.

    31. Re:Thin Ice by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      Libya tried that with the Gulf of Sidra, where they claimed part of the Mediterranean as internal waters, by drawing a line between the two points on shore that jut out the farthest into the sea.

      http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/ops/sidra .h tm

      19 Aug 1981, Ronald Reagan corrected Libya's misunderstanding of international law.

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    32. Re:Thin Ice by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Yes, Canada is in real trouble with their "joke" military, seeing as how they're under serious threat from Denmark's navy in Greenland.

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    33. Re:Thin Ice by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Nothing has to change, except to get worse. Why should it? Any country with any claim legitimate enough to propagandize its own people will stake a claim to the value of a melting Arctic. Especially as countries with nearby coastlines bear huge costs in the resulting climate changes, including inundating waves.

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    34. Re:Thin Ice by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      It cheapens both the disgrace of slavery and the exploitation of offshore labor pools to equate them. If you want to see the difference between shitty jobs and forced labor as property, fly to the Sudan on a Farrakhan "Nation of Islam" tour. Then look behind the curtains at the actual slaves working their shitty jobs, because they're property. Not because they need the health insurance.

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    35. Re:Thin Ice by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Enron isn't gone, it's just going through a reorganization while it pays some debts. Later a derivative will own more of Kenny Boy Lay's energy assets, Jesus willing.

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    36. Re:Thin Ice by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      The Saudi military budget is one of the largest in the world. While I personally like many Canadians, and find Torontonians to be generally bright, I can't help but recall my favorite Canadian joke:

      Why do Newfies want Quebec to secede? Because it'll be a shorter drive to Toronto.

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    37. Re:Thin Ice by northcat · · Score: 1

      I'll have to agree only with the first sentence.

    38. Re:Thin Ice by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      Of course, of course! I never meant to equate slavery and offshore labour. Far from. I just wanted to point out that European and US corporations prefer having other people doing the dirty work of treating people like shit. Outsourcing can be like a glove that keeps their hands clean, but exploitation is still there.

    39. Re:Thin Ice by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Finally, a line item veto for Slashdot posts! Since you're so reasonable, I'd like to know why you think that Russia won't get into the game, or the other arctic nations (or, perhaps, rather why Canada will take over).

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    40. Re:Thin Ice by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Of course we prefer that. Don't you? When you put a gallon of gas in your car, do you feel the pain of the destitute Saudi? That's what capitalism is for: to remove us from the strife of those from whom surplus value is extracted, separated by the air gap of the dollar.

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    41. Re:Thin Ice by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
      Nevermind the fact that the US has one of the longest Arctic shorelines in the world (behind Russia, Canada and Denmark/Greenland).

      USA! USA! And there are so many other countries with Arctic coastlines too. Like Norway ... and, um ... well, that's it really.

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    42. Re:Thin Ice by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      Where do you get off using a condescending expression like "oh, please", when you're so naive?

      I guess the same place you do when you make the "you're so naive" claim.

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    43. Re:Thin Ice by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Guess again: as I demonstrated in my post, you are naive. While your claims are not only not obvious, they're wrong - again, as I demonstrated in my post. Why don't you say something right for a change, rather than just trying playground "you too" games on an adult?

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    44. Re:Thin Ice by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      You didn't demonstrate anything in your post, you just made a bunch of unsubstantied claims. As far as saying something, I find it pointless to argue with someone who's personally insulting.

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    45. Re:Thin Ice by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You launch into argument with the personally insulting "oh, please", making your argument pointless. Then you back that up with wrong statements about your "point". You can't hide behind your double standard for personal insults - you're just wrong.

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  29. Already divied up? by macdaddy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I thought that the land was already divied up? Wait, I must be thinking of Antartica. International waters only extend 6 miles from a country's shores. Can a country legally stake a claim to international waters?

    1. Re:Already divied up? by hyfe · · Score: 1
      Can a country legally stake a claim to international waters?

      Legally according to whose law? US? Russian? Or god forbid(according to you guys atleast); UN?

      Sadly, there is no such things as international laws, only mildly binding intranational agreements.

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    2. Re:Already divied up? by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      That's true. The vast majority of countries (mine included) seem to pick and choose which laws it wants to follow on a mere whim (can you say Geneva Convention?). And of course if no law exists that suits a country's particular fancy then they'll just write one on a napkin and viola!, we've got a new law.

    3. Re:Already divied up? by Frogbert · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Antartic has beed divided up already and Australia has a majority stake in it, Australian Antartic Territory has its own stamps these days and is counted as part of Australia's territories along with places such as Papua New Guinne and Christmas Island (of goatse fame)

      Australia came to own this stake in 1961 when a treaty was signed by us and 11 other countries and since then 45 more countries have signed the agreement.

      More information here and a complete list of signitories here

      A nifty map can be found in PDF form here

      And an example of the stamps here

      note New Zealands crappy share... suck on that kiwi's

    4. Re:Already divied up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well the islands belong to Canada (no contest). The problem is that there is less than 6 miles between them, and still there are nasty little submarines going through. Get the idea? The problem isn't submarines going 200 miles out to sea to pass an island, they are avoiding sandbars to sneak their way along.

    5. Re:Already divied up? by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      Interesting. The map is handy. Did the US get any?

    6. Re:Already divied up? by TaGirl_Keri · · Score: 0

      Dont worry Aussie, the yanks will look after your share for you, like they have done to your Free Trade agreement

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    7. Re:Already divied up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US has taken the position that it will neither claim exclusive rights to any land in Antarctia, nor recognize any other countries claims.

    8. Re:Already divied up? by traskjd · · Score: 1

      It's cool man, you have the ice, we'll keep the brains. It's win win ;-) - JD

    9. Re:Already divied up? by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 1

      So you Kiwis at least know that it's spelled AntarCtica? That's a bloody good start, actually...

    10. Re:Already divied up? by traskjd · · Score: 1

      Yep, even smart enough to know it doesn't have a capital C in the middle, but a regular one. Shockingly advanced, I know ;-)

      - JD

    11. Re:Already divied up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Papua New Guinea is most definately not an Australian territory. It gained full independance from Australia in 1975 http://www.michie.net/png_faqs/05122770_1.shtml

    12. Re:Already divied up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Antartic ... Australian Antartic Territory ...

      That's fine, that leaves the AntarCtic to be divvied up amongst everybody except Australia.

    13. Re:Already divied up? by northcat · · Score: 1

      You seem to think that "divied" is a real word.

    14. Re:Already divied up? by Seoulstriker · · Score: 1

      which laws it wants to follow on a mere whim (can you say Geneva Convention?)

      The Geneva Convention is a treaty, not a law. And it's a treaty signed with certain nation-states, not terrorist groups.

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    15. Re:Already divied up? by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      It is, assuming I spell it correctly of course.

    16. Re:Already divied up? by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      Alright, it's a treaty not a law. It's also a minimal level of professionalism we should hold ourselves to. By disregarding the guidelines set forth at the Geneva Convention we're lowering ourselves to their level. Who here thinks that's a good idea.

    17. Re:Already divied up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a country can claim excactly as much as they can defend. for some countries, even 6 mi. is a bit of a stretch

  30. Heh by demachina · · Score: 1

    Heh, after all the flak I get on Slashdot everytime there is an article on global warming and I point out that a smart long term investor should be buying up coastal real estate in Canada, Alaska and Siberia. I also routinely point out you don't want to buy real estate that is to coastal since you have to allow for the fact the coastlines are going to move dramaticly as all that ice melts.

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  31. Get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    get your f*cking submarines out of our country
    this land and surrounding waters belong to Canada

    1. Re:Get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No worries... you won't even know we're here.

    2. Re:Get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

  32. Save the Polar Bears! by donutz · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Arctic report said polar bears were "unlikely to survive as a species" if the ice disappeared and they were left to compete with their better-adapted brown and grizzly cousins.

    I vote that we relocate all the polar bears to Antarctica. For too long have we northern-hemispherer's hoarded all those cuddly big white bears to ourselves. Now that we're unable to sustain their population, we should take them to the coldest continent, where there are no brown or grizzly bears, where they can be the dominant species.

    Look out Mr Penguin, looks like there'll be a new kid on the block.

    1. Re:Save the Polar Bears! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just love polar-bear hugs.

    2. Re:Save the Polar Bears! by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      I vote that we relocate all the polar bears to Antarctica.

      Particularly since it seems like a significant portion of the people I've met already believe that polar bears hunt penguins for food.

    3. Re:Save the Polar Bears! by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      I listen to AM radio a lot when I drive.

      Limbaugh made the very mistake that the parent is talking about just a week or two ago.

      Earlier this week, he said that Pompeii was "leveled" by "an earthquake in the sea".

      Hm.

    4. Re:Save the Polar Bears! by i+3+joo! · · Score: 0

      mmm, Polar Bear-gers. Delish!

    5. Re:Save the Polar Bears! by Boronx · · Score: 1

      Further proof that his talent is on lone from God.

    6. Re:Save the Polar Bears! by FooGoo · · Score: 1

      Ummm....they are not able to compete with browns and grizzlys so they can't sustain themselves. We have some in zoos...thats all we need.

      --
      People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them
    7. Re:Save the Polar Bears! by grozzie2 · · Score: 1

      The US Navy only approaches the arctic in submarines, probably because the primary food source for polar bears is the seal.

    8. Re:Save the Polar Bears! by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      Where earthquakes the triggers which caused the avalanches on Pompeii before the final burial?

    9. Re:Save the Polar Bears! by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Those cuddly big white bears are quite interesting really. It is probably the only species left that sees humans as nice food. Okay, we can be a little dangerous, but so are walruses.

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      xkcd is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
  33. As a Swede.. by grazzy · · Score: 1

    "At her desk in an overheated, cupboard-sized office lined with polar maps on both walls, the Danish scientist with her blonde hair and broad forehead looks a true descendant of her Viking forebears."

    They're not serious right? This just gotta be a joke. Or no? Is it just NZ thats a joke?

    This is just tragic.

    1. Re:As a Swede.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's OK Mr. Swede. Everybody outside of New Zealand knows the Norwegians are the ones descended from the Vikings.

    2. Re:As a Swede.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pardon me, but could you repeat that, please?

      All I heard was "Bork bork bork bork bork..."

      Thanks.

  34. The last thing we needed... by yeggman · · Score: 1

    ...more money being made at the expense of the environment. I'm telling ya' the take from the business folks will be that global warming is good for business. If temperatures keep rising, that Article Circle land, might become prime water front real estate.

  35. Who else wants to claim the pole? by CdXiminez · · Score: 1

    USA: We have Alaska, the pole is ours.
    Canada: We have Hudson Bay, the pole is ours.
    Russia: we have Siberia, the pole is ours.
    Denmark: we have Greenland, sort of, the pole is ours.

    Sheez, Holland used to have Svalbard and Jan Mayen, can we claim too?
    Oh, and some of us spent some time on Nova Zembla, we must have a strong case...

    1. Re:Who else wants to claim the pole? by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1

      Spitzbergen! I want Spitzbergen! Gonna build me a little resort, right next to the coalmine and the fish-monger.

      --
      "OH SHIT, THERE'S A HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL!"
    2. Re:Who else wants to claim the pole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canada: Oh, and we also have all those islands that extend out to the pole itself, and contain the magnetic north, so BOTH North poles are ours, eh?

    3. Re:Who else wants to claim the pole? by CdXiminez · · Score: 1

      That would be Spitsbergen in Dutch. Means 'pointed moutains', which I believe is quite what the island looks like. I used the Danish name Svalbard to keep the Vikings here alert :-)

    4. Re:Who else wants to claim the pole? by zarr · · Score: 1
      Denmark: we have Greenland, sort of, the pole is ours.

      Norway: "Denmark, we want Greenland back!"

    5. Re:Who else wants to claim the pole? by nilenico · · Score: 1

      Norway: "And Svalbard (including Spitsbergen) is ours!"

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      .sig? No.
    6. Re:Who else wants to claim the pole? by Sein · · Score: 1

      That would be the Norwegian name, and we'll thank you to remember that, please :)

    7. Re:Who else wants to claim the pole? by CdXiminez · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid I will now.
      Please don't raid Dorestad because I mixed up some Viking languages :)

  36. What about Santa Clause? by BobPaul · · Score: 1

    which could have drastic consequences for nesting seabirds

    Not to mention the effects this could have on Santa's Workshop and band of midg... errm... elves.

  37. landrush? really? They're going to be disappointe by gbjbaanb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    erm.. forgive me here, but isn't the Arctic totally landless? Antarctica is a continent, but the Arctic is simply frozen water. No land. At all.

    (and yes, I read the article, but it was a bit boring really. Why can't Russia control it as it has all those nuclear subs hanging around the place, or Canada that sort-of owns all the cold bits anyway. Denmark.... good luck guys :) )

  38. This is BULLSHIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Global warming, much like "the moon", is a ridiculous liberal myth!

    Stop hurting America.

  39. Re:This is exactly why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Muthafucka, I resent that shit.

  40. Come on Kyoto by DrKyle · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess one of the reasons us Canadians support it is this way we can keep those damn Russians and Danes from stealing Santa's mail. (You all knew Santa is Canadian, right?)

    1. Re:Come on Kyoto by glenebob · · Score: 1

      Santa is what? What are you talking aboot?

    2. Re:Come on Kyoto by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

      I guess one of the reasons us Canadians support it is this way we can keep those damn Russians and Danes from stealing Santa's mail. (You all knew Santa is Canadian, right?)


      And here I thought Santa Claus was Finnish?!?! Not that it matters really, it's the Icelanders who have the last laugh, they have 13 santas.

      --
      Only to idiots, are orders laws.
      -- Henning von Tresckow
    3. Re:Come on Kyoto by coopseruantalon · · Score: 1

      Santa lives in Greenland so says my mother... And Denmark owns Greenland. That means we have patent and copyrights to everything christmas related. There is Santa code in all your favourite christmas tradiotions so you will have to pay or face legal charges.

  41. in related news by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Countries plan land rush in Hell

    Hubris, arrogance, and lack of foresight are among the karmic interests at stake, in an opportunity opened up by the melting Arctic ice.

    Although... maybe Erik the Red can finally make good on the biggest real estate swindle of the last 2 millenia: giving "Greenland" it's real estate-friendly but truth-defying name.

    The name Greenland comes from those Scandinavian settlers. In the Norse sagas, it is said that Eiríkur Rauði (Erik the Red) was exiled from Iceland for murder. He, along with his family and slaves, set out in longships to find the land that was rumoured to be to the north-west. After settling there, he named the land Greenland in order to attract more people to settle there.

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:in related news by random+coward · · Score: 1

      Actually during Erik the Red's time and before it was warmer there. We are in an ice age now compared to then. Maybe with global warming we can get back to those temperatures and out of this ice age.

    2. Re:in related news by dragondm · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, actually Greenland was named quite accurately at the time.

      The settling of Greenland was done during a climactic period known as the Medieval Warm Period, and the Greenland coast was quite habitable (the interior has been frozen for quite a while, tho) at the time. Note that global temperatures still have not returned to the levels found during the MWP, and it will be some time before they do.

      What did in the Greenland Vikings was the fact that when the MWP ended, the global climate went into a cold snap called the Little Ice Age, which was signifigantly colder than today. That lasted into the 1800's

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      -- -- The Dragon De Monsyne
    3. Re:in related news by johnjaydk · · Score: 1

      Iceland is not much better named. Last year I went there in January and had a bitch of a time to find a place to run a snow scooter... And it was also named by us vikings ;-)

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      TCAP-Abort
  42. Land in the Arctic? by Shimmer · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but it's all ice up there.

    What an ironic "land-grab" this will turn out to be when it all melts out from under them.

    --
    The most rabid believers in American Exceptionalism are the exact same people whose policies are destroying it.
    1. Re:Land in the Arctic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if there are any oil pockets trapped in that ice...

    2. Re:Land in the Arctic? by Shimmer · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they're right next to the pockets of milk and honey.

      --
      The most rabid believers in American Exceptionalism are the exact same people whose policies are destroying it.
    3. Re:Land in the Arctic? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering where this "land grab" is coming from at all, frankly. Canada has had it's borders set for decades, and the idea of trying to change them, especially the way denmark has done, should be offensive to civilized peoples. All it's doing is giving second thoughts to those who would otherwise abhor the thought of our country having a very powerful army. This isn't the middle ages, after all, wars over land should be a thing of the past! Our borders are set, our maps written! There should be more important things to worry about, and for Russia, at least, there are. I don't know WHAT the danes are up to, but surely they have better things to do than try to snatch up arctic islands?!

      Maybe that's just my Canadian jingostism talking though.

      --
      It's been a long time.
  43. In other news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beachfront property for sale in Philadelphia, NYC, and Oklahoma.

  44. As a Canadian..... by Stripsurge · · Score: 1

    I'm not so sure we can hold onto it. There was an exclusive on the news the other night that told how submarines from an unknown country have been spotted in the same location by Inuit fisherman on an annual basis. When interviewed the minister of defence had some scary words to say: "Oh no. Nobody would do that. We're Canada.... plus we don't have the resources to defend it anyways" They flew some planes over the area, saw nothing then concluded "Nope. There were no subs there."

    There's something about international law that states waters become international if ships pass through it without being contested. I don't recall if it was how many years that the waterway must remain open. 30 Maybe? Anyways, basically Canada's claim to the north may not be as sure-footed as one might expect.

    1. Re:As a Canadian..... by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt that making a surrupticious passage in a submarine counts toward making the Northwest Passage freely navigable, from a legal standpoint. Of course, the threat implied by surfacing a warship unnanounced off the coast of another country is pretty obvious.

      --
      "OH SHIT, THERE'S A HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL!"
    2. Re:As a Canadian..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...told how submarines from an unknown country have been spotted ...

      Is this how they call the US now?

    3. Re:As a Canadian..... by Heoko · · Score: 2, Informative
      Well as an Illigal canadian, alaskan native, I can support your arctic submarine "theory". I used to live in Barrow, Alaska, There is a so called "secret" military base. And its sole purpose is with submarine communications.

      And to be On topic, Look at a map! wow! I live in Alaska! Where I can see Arctic warming and laugh about it while other people speculate what might be happening! Here is a recap of what I know, This Year!

      In Barrow, Alaska. The 5 feet of costal erosion a year Is really helping the economics of a town based off of nothing. And underling the town isliquid water below the permafrost, sounds like GREAT land to build upon!

      According to my family Its Raining in Nome, AK. Also the Icepak that came in late is leaving early, not to mention the storm that almost wiped out all the businesses this summer (ps, The Icepac was supposed to be in thick at that part of the year, almost a natural breakwater, but it decided to recide. but i got a day off of work for it =).Thats not a good sign in the middle of an "Alaskan" winter.

      Here in fairbanks I have been enjoying 29 degree farenheit weather, and the birds I never seen this time of year are enjoying it! Also the permafrost at houses and buildings near the chena river is shifting like crazy, due to the water melting and the water table extending its reach.

      Sencirly

      the whitest eskimo that hates eskimo's

      --
      Pie, A magical delicetessant!
    4. Re:As a Canadian..... by FuturePastNow · · Score: 1

      The Canadian military is in a pretty sorry state; they don't even have enough airlift capacity to send their disaster assistance response team to the region hit by the tsunami, and this article highlights how inept their navy is. Canada hasn't had to defend its own territory in a long time.

      Still, Canada (perhaps jointly with the US?) has pretty much the only legit claim to any islands on the North American side of the Pole. There can't be much landmass up there, though, just an awful lot of international waters in the form of the Arctic Ocean.

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      Give a man fire, and you warm him for the night. Set a man on fire, and you warm him for the rest of his life.
    5. Re:As a Canadian..... by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      well consdier as a nation we only have ~40 million people living in canada... how much military can we afford? lol

      Not to mention the sheer size of canada and how much money must be spent to keep all the utilities intact.

    6. Re:As a Canadian..... by Darby · · Score: 1

      . I used to live in Barrow, Alaska,

      Please don't take any offense at this, I really can't think of any other way to put this but....

      Why the fuck would anybody want to live in Barrow, Alaska?

  45. Re:Real reason this was posted? by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1
    After all, it doesn't matter if it's man or nature caused

    I have heard several 'experts' argue about whether it's nature or man causing the global warming. Doesn't anyone have a real answer yet?

    For all we know, the warming trend might drastically end within a few years.

  46. The Cooling World : Newsweek April 28, 1975 by glrotate · · Score: 3, Informative

    here are ominous signs that the Earth's weather patterns have begun to change dramatically and that these changes may portend a drastic decline in food production- with serious political implications for just about every nation on Earth. The drop in food output could begin quite soon, perhaps only 10 years from now. The regions destined to feel its impact are the great wheat-producing lands of Canada and the U.S.S.R. in the North, along with a number of marginally self-sufficient tropical areas - parts of India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indochina and Indonesia - where the growing season is dependent upon the rains brought by the monsoon.

    The evidence in support of these predictions has now begun to accumulate so massively that meteorologists are hard-pressed to keep up with it. In England, farmers have seen their growing season decline by about two weeks since 1950, with a resultant overall loss in grain production estimated at up to 100,000 tons annually. During the same time, the average temperature around the equator has risen by a fraction of a degree - a fraction that in some areas can mean drought and desolation. Last April, in the most devastating outbreak of tornadoes ever recorded, 148 twisters killed more than 300 people and caused half a billion dollars' worth of damage in 13 U.S. states.

    To scientists, these seemingly disparate incidents represent the advance signs of fundamental changes in the world's weather. Meteorologists disagree about the cause and extent of the trend, as well as over its specific impact on local weather conditions. But they are almost unanimous in the view that the trend will reduce agricultural productivity for the rest of the century. If the climatic change is as profound as some of the pessimists fear, the resulting famines could be catastrophic. "A major climatic change would force economic and social adjustments on a worldwide scale," warns a recent report by the National Academy of Sciences, "because the global patterns of food production and population that have evolved are implicitly dependent on the climate of the present century."

    A survey completed last year by Dr. Murray Mitchell of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration reveals a drop of half a degree in average ground temperatures in the Northern Hemisphere between 1945 and 1968. According to George Kukla of Columbia University, satellite photos indicated a sudden, large increase in Northern Hemisphere snow cover in the winter of 1971-72. And a study released last month by two NOAA scientists notes that the amount of sunshine reaching the ground in the continental U.S. diminished by 1.3% between 1964 and 1972.

    To the layman, the relatively small changes in temperature and sunshine can be highly misleading. Reid Bryson of the University of Wisconsin points out that the Earth's average temperature during the great Ice Ages was only about seven degrees lower than during its warmest eras - and that the present decline has taken the planet about a sixth of the way toward the Ice Age average. Others regard the cooling as a reversion to the "little ice age" conditions that brought bitter winters to much of Europe and northern America between 1600 and 1900 - years when the Thames used to freeze so solidly that Londoners roasted oxen on the ice and when iceboats sailed the Hudson River almost as far south as New York City.

    Just what causes the onset of major and minor ice ages remains a mystery. "Our knowledge of the mechanisms of climatic change is at least as fragmentary as our data," concedes the National Academy of Sciences report. "Not only are the basic scientific questions largely unanswered, but in many cases we do not yet know enough to pose the key questions."

    Meteorologists think that they can forecast the short-term results of the return to the norm of the last century. They begin by noting the slight drop in overall temperature that produces large numbers of pressure centers in the upper atmosphere. These break up the smooth flow of west

  47. Re: over ice? by peragrin · · Score: 1

    I am not really sure, but I think you are correct. I know some parts aren't navigable as the ice goes down for miles, but I thought it was all ice.
    I always thought it was why that russia and the USA have both sent Subs to the North pole.

    They can go under the ice. it was still dangerous, like driving through a tunnel without any lights on and lot's of curves in the tunnel.

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    i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
  48. Isn't the Arctic mostly ice? by Mikito · · Score: 1

    Seriously, isn't the Arctic mostly ice on top of a minimal amount of land? I thought that Antarctica was the polar ice cap which had a large land mass underneath it.

    I suppose that countries might try to put offshore oil rigs or something, but an actual land grab? Melt the Arctic ice cap and don't you just get open water?

    --
    Anakin Simpson: If you're not with me, then you're my enemy--ooh, donuts!
    1. Re:Isn't the Arctic mostly ice? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      RTFA- there's a mountain chain under that ice running from the north coast of Greenland all the way to Siberia- and a few of those mountain tops are indeed islands.

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    2. Re:Isn't the Arctic mostly ice? by craw · · Score: 1

      The Lomonosov Ridge has no islands and the article does not claim that there are islands.

    3. Re:Isn't the Arctic mostly ice? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Then what did they plant the flag on?

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
  49. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have heard several 'experts' argue about whether it's nature or man causing the global warming. Doesn't anyone have a real answer yet?

    It doesn't matter- either way it looks like it's here to stay, at least until the natural end of the potential warming cycle a century from now.

    For all we know, the warming trend might drastically end within a few years.

    So shouldn't we get busy and have a few plans in either direction? Like large ammounts of commonly owned land in Northern Russia and Northern Canada and Antarctica by the UN in case of global warming, and similar reservations in the tropics in case of global cooling? This ain't rocket science people. The key here is to plan for ALL possibilities- and then make sure you have disaster plans for the worst. It matters none at all whether it is man or nature caused- time to move past the blame game and into the action phase.

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    SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
  50. Re:As an epicurean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Viking forbears who brought huge quantities of cardemon home?

  51. Re:Too bad Canada doesn't have a military. by stupidfoo · · Score: 1

    They almost bought a busted ass British sub! But then it caught fire at sea.

  52. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 2, Informative
    The entire floating ice pack in the arctic could melt and it wouldn't effect the water level one bit. Why? BECAUSE IT'S FLOATING ALREADY.

    Here's a little experiment:

    - fill a glass with ice and put some water in it. Come back in a few hours and see if the glass has overflowed water all over the table.

    It won't. It's a thing called displacement.

    Melting the arctic ice pack is of little consequence to sea level. Note: melting the northern ice pack would certainly have MASSIVE ecological consequences, but raising the sea level isn't one of them.

    HOWEVER

    Melting the Antarctic glaciers WILL affect sea level. A lot. They're not displacing much of anything - most of it is on top of rock - and if it melts it will contribute to a rising sea level.

    RS

    --
    Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the Dead.
  53. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Decaff · · Score: 1

    I have heard several 'experts' argue about whether it's nature or man causing the global warming. Doesn't anyone have a real answer yet?

    Yes. There seems to be a scientific consensus that it is mostly (but not necessarily entirely) man made.

    You will always get some scientists challenging this view - that is the way science works, but having individual experts arguing in the media about this gives a false impression of balance between alternative views. There is no balance - a majority of scientists agree that we are doing this.

  54. Eat it, fuckers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, for just one time I would take the Northwest Passage
    To find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea;
    Tracing one warm line through a land so wild and savage
    And make a Northwest Passage to the sea.
    Westward from the Davis Strait 'tis there 'twas said to lie
    The sea route to the Orient for which so many died;
    Seeking gold and glory, leaving weathered, broken bones
    And a long-forgotten lonely cairn of stones.
    Three centuries thereafter, I take passage overland
    In the footsteps of brave Kelso, where his "sea of flowers" began
    Watching cities rise before me, then behind me sink again
    This tardiest explorer, driving hard across the plain.
    And through the night, behind the wheel, the mileage clicking west
    I think upon Mackenzie, David Thompson and the rest
    Who cracked the mountain ramparts and did show a path for me
    To race the roaring Fraser to the sea.
    How then am I so different from the first men through this way?
    Like them, I left a settled life, I threw it all away.
    To seek a Northwest Passage at the call of many men
    To find there but the road back home again.
    2nd set of lyrics
    Ah, for just one time, I would take the Northwest Passage
    To find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea
    Tracing one warm line through a land so wide and savage
    And make a Northwest Passage to the sea
    Westward from the Davis Strait, 'tis there 'twas said to lie
    The sea route to the Orient for which so many died
    Seeking gold and glory, leaving weathered broken bones
    And a long-forgotten lonely cairn of stones
    Three centuries thereafter, I take passage overland
    In the footsteps of brave Kelso, where his "sea of flowers" began
    Watching cities rise before me, then behind me sink again
    This tardiest explorer, driving hard across the plain
    And through the night, behind the wheel, the mileage clicking West
    I think upon Mackenzie, David Thompson and the rest
    Who cracked the mountain ramparts, and did show a path for me
    To race the roaring Fraser to the sea
    How then am I so different from the first men through this way?
    Like them I left a settled life, I threw it all away
    To seek a Northwest Passage at the call of many men
    To find there but the road back home again

  55. Reminds me of the saying: by alex_guy_CA · · Score: 1

    It's like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. ___ Alex Schoenfeldt, Photographer http://www.schoenfeldt.com

  56. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Galvatron · · Score: 1
    Well, the controversy would be over what we can do, and how bad it will be. If one assumes that it is natural, it is unlikely to accelerate, and it is likely to be irreversible (like my raincoat!). Any "solution," then, would involve setting up dykes along probable flood-prone areas, for example.

    If it is manmade, then it will accelerate as China and India industrialize, and the solution is to cut pollution.

    Personally, I'm staying agnostic. I've been voting against the Republicans lately for reasons that have nothing to do with the environment, so it really doesn't matter what I think.

    --
    "The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than that of whether a submarine can swim" -EWD
  57. There is NO new land to be claimed by gzunk · · Score: 1

    All land that is up there has already been claimed. The polar ice cap is over an OCEAN. What they are arguing over is rights to the sea, not land.

    1. Re:There is NO new land to be claimed by powysbiker · · Score: 1

      You've missed the point, if you re-read the article it says that the issue is where Greenland ends... thus delimiting the amount of sea that they can claim. So the IS land at stake, it is just under ice at the moment and will form the shore of the new arctic ocean when the ice retreats enough.

    2. Re:There is NO new land to be claimed by gzunk · · Score: 1

      Um no, if you re-read the article it says the issue is where Greenlands continental socket ends, particularly if it is attached to the Lomonosov ridge.

      It will attach, if it does, underwater. The highest part of the Lomonosov ridge is still 1000m under the surface of the ocean. Perhaps that's where the confusion has occured.

      As I said before, there is NO new land to be claimed. All the land, even if it is under the ice, has already been claimed.

  58. Re:Real reason this was posted? by snorklewacker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > I have heard several 'experts' argue about whether it's nature or man causing the global warming. Doesn't anyone have a real answer yet?

    Has it occured to you that it might be both? I remember hearing someone saying how we're only responsible for 50% of the greenhouse gas emissions. Well boy howdy, we only doubled them then, yeah, so let's all hop in the SUV...

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  59. When life gives you lemons.... by thomasdelbert · · Score: 4, Interesting


    It's quite simple. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

    Perhaps I will explain using examples on a smaller scale.

    Do you criticize the autobody man that makes a buck off someone haveing a car accident? Yes, he profits off someone's misery, but he fills a need.

    Do you criticize a factory that starts making jerry cans and body bags because a nearby country got washed out by a tsunami? Yes, the factory makes money out of the misery of others. They also fill a need.

    Melting ice caps and the openning of the northwest passage is an issue of national security in Canada - our waterways and shores need to be protected and that is incredibly difficult to do if the north is unpopulated.

    Nobody will pretend that the tsunami is a good thing and nobody will pretend that global warming is good, but every challenge presents a need and every need presents an opporunity and that is the essence of capitalism.

    - Thomas;

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    1. Re:When life gives you lemons.... by WankersRevenge · · Score: 1

      In the grand scheme of things what is the concept of profit? An imiginary game that we play so we can kill time.

    2. Re:When life gives you lemons.... by stinerman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you missed the point of the parent.

      Its not so much that capitalism is "bad" because nothing is sacred (that is, everything is a commodity), but that it is unsustainable because long-term conseqences (often referred to as externalities) are not factored into the decision making process.

      Of what we've seen in the past few years, it seems that Marx was right. Capitalism will collapse under its own weight.

    3. Re:When life gives you lemons.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ".. and that is the essence of capitalism."

      I had agreed with you until then, but, how the hell making the most of the situation, becomes the essence of capitalism? I thought it was about individual rights, free market .. etc.

    4. Re:When life gives you lemons.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes and let's not forget all those undertakers cleaning up in Sri Lanka! Just because someone make a buck off an event doesn't make it a good event. If global warming turns half of the currently product farming areas into deserts, yes the people who own the remaining farmland area will be rich, but the rest of us will be paying the majority of our income just for food. Or there will be a war for some bogus cause until the world population is reduced to a sustainable number for the remaining farmable land. Well the arms manufacture will clean up, but this still is not a good thing.

    5. Re:When life gives you lemons.... by Lord+Pillage · · Score: 1

      Is it the essence of capitalism or the downfall of capitalism? A system whereby it screws itself over isn't a very good one. This is where communism has one up on democratic policy. Maybe we should learn something from it.

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    6. Re:When life gives you lemons.... by uncadonna · · Score: 1

      Interesting idea. If only it were just time we were killing...

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    7. Re:When life gives you lemons.... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      When somebody sells a baby they are just fulfilling a need. When somebody sells their 13 year old daughter to porstitution they are just fulfilling some need. When someone sells their child to indentured servitude they are just fulfilling a need. When somebody sells a kidney they are just fulfilling a need. When somebody rents their womb for 9 months so that somebody elses baby grows there they are just fulfilling a need.

      Nevertheless all of these acts are morally repugnant. Money is the root of all evil.

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    8. Re:When life gives you lemons.... by Senobyzal · · Score: 1

      I don't criticize the autobody guy for fixing my car, but if someone from his shop is driving down my street with a bat bashing in the fenders of every parked car, I'm going to be a bit miffed. Dealing with the consequences of an action and wanting to prevent/amelioriate it beforehand don't have to be mutually exclusive.

    9. Re:When life gives you lemons.... by Mike+Hawk · · Score: 1

      Nevertheless all of these acts are morally repugnant.

      Who says?

    10. Re:When life gives you lemons.... by PostItNote · · Score: 1

      Nope, that's libertarianism. Capitalism is the economic system centered around a market unfettered by government interference, with buyers and sellers acting as profit maximisers whilst goods are exchanged between parties based on perfect information. Filling microniches is the essence of capitalism.

      Not much about individual rights there. Mostly just the right to buy and sell, and they have that in China.

  60. Let's seize the death of us by incog8723 · · Score: 1

    subject line says it all

  61. Re:Too bad Canada doesn't have a military. by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1

    I believe the Canadians bought the entire run of Oberon-class diesel subs, which are about as good as any non-nuclear boats in the world. Scarily quiet and perfect for lurking around the littoral environment of the far North.

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  62. Shouldn't they do _OTHERWISE_? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Like... helping to prevent the arctic from warming?

  63. Stop being such a prissy little fuck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll
    Oooo! Big evil capitalism!

    Capitalism is why you can sit there on a computer and make your idiot statements, but pig ignorant shitsacks like you will never understand that. Never. Maybe most brains are using Windows, but your has had a hard drive crash. Now do us all a favor and die.

  64. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - NOT WRONG by thpr · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Note: melting the northern ice pack would certainly have MASSIVE ecological consequences, but raising the sea level isn't one of them.

    Greenland looks pretty damn big on my globe. And it's only a mile or so deep in ice.

    Melting that would cause a sea-level rise.

  65. As Geddy, Bob, and Doug said once..... by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

    Take off to the great white north, it's a beauty way to go.....

    Eh?

    wbs.

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  66. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The contraversy is not whether the earth is warming but whether there is a causal relationship between mans activities and that warming.

    As it stands now, the 'fact' that warming is taking place on a global scale is still in question and the models that tie 'greenhouse' gasses to this questionable warming have variences some two orders of magnitude greater than the warming that they are not sure they have measured.

    The artic may be warming while other parts of the world are cooling. These are long term weather patterns. It's happened before.

    1)You've got what may be a temp change or not depending on assumptions about the quality of the data.
    2)You've got models that says CO2 may cause increases in temperature and may have a strong component of negative feedback.
    3)You've got people who add '1' and '2' together and assume the worst case for every possible variable.
    4)You've got people who want to do research to figure out what the atmosphere is doing who depend on '3' for funding.

    Of course you're gonna have a LOT of bias in the direction that makes the money flow.

    The guys who are gonna make out like bandits are the farmers who buy desert in the southern hemisphere. Deserts are shrinking rapidly in some areas along with COOLING weather!

  67. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    I have no biases on this other than self-preservation. I say we put the kooks on both sides away for now and come up with a way for the human race to survive EITHER way.

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  68. Re:Too bad Canada doesn't have a military. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this 1947? Diesel subs are completely worthless unless you plan to make war with 3rd world countries.

  69. Must attack Antartica!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    There is oil down there??? Why hasn't Bush attacked Antartica yet??? We will show those terrorist penguins some shock-n-awe!! There is a link between Al-Qaeda and the penguins.

    1) Al-Qaeda flew planes into the World Train Center
    2) Birds can fly
    3) Penguins are a bird
    4) Penguins are terrorists!!

    Look there is more of link to Al-Qaeda and penguins than Iraq.

  70. The North Pole is nothing but Ice by MonkeyCookie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know they're in a rush to claim the North Pole and all, but it's just a bunch of ice floating in the ocean. That's hardly valuable to me. All the minerals would probably be found on the arctic islands, which are already claimed mostly by Russia and Canada.

    I'm sure if someone other that the U.S., good ol' G.W. will "melt their hopes" with lasers from his newfangled missile defense system that he's planning.

    Either that or the current tendancy of the U.S. government to ignore things like greenhouse gasses and global warning will do the job without having to fire a single laser.

    Anyone find it ironic that the New Zealand Herald is reporting on this? That's about as far as you can get from a country with arctic interests.

  71. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Well, the controversy would be over what we can do, and how bad it will be. If one assumes that it is natural, it is unlikely to accelerate, and it is likely to be irreversible (like my raincoat!). Any "solution," then, would involve setting up dykes along probable flood-prone areas, for example.

    And of course- creating new reservations in the North, just like this article suggests.

    If it is manmade, then it will accelerate as China and India industrialize, and the solution is to cut pollution.

    Unfortuneately cutting pollution is just as hard as setting up dykes and moving- plus there's the added problem that we may have already reached tipover and no ammount of pollution reduction will work.

    Personally, I'm staying agnostic. I've been voting against the Republicans lately for reasons that have nothing to do with the environment, so it really doesn't matter what I think.

    Same with me- but regardless of how I vote, I think Canada needs to prepare for an influx of about 200 million refugees from Mexico and the United States and Central America. Argentina should prepare for a similar influx.

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  72. Quit Trespassing! by HexaByte · · Score: 1

    Quit Trespassing on my Kingdom! No, not the Artic, the Antartic. Hey, if one's melting, the other can't be far behind! My Great-great grandfather, Oscar the Lost, found Antartica on one of his voyages and claimed it for our family. Dan Rather even verified that our documents are real! I figure that by the time the Antartic melts, you'll see the price of crude up around $250-350 barrel, and I want my cut. Sure. I'll use some of it to build a high speed train accross the continent to cut shipping times and costs between Chile and New Zealand, but mostly it'll go to pay for my summer palace in Hawaii. All Hail HexaByte, King of Antartica!

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    1. Re:Quit Trespassing! by AnimeFreak · · Score: 1

      But Antarctica is okay to take, right? I am sure the captured continent of Antarctica and 'Antartica' itself can form a treaty of some sort.

  73. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Capitalist1 · · Score: 1, Troll

    No, they don't. A majority of scientists? Not one of the scientists I know - who doesn't work for a lobbying group or left-leaning "think tank" aka lobbying group - claims to believe that Global Warming is caused by humans.

    So, where do you get the idea that "a majority" have formed a "consensus"? And more importantly, how do you know that they came to that conclusion based on solid reasoning and not just from accepting what "everyone knows"? Scientists aren't immune to that, you know.

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  74. Echo 5 to Echo Base by richardmilhousnixon · · Score: 1

    First nation to build an AT-AT walker with a sense of balance wins!

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  75. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by Vellmont · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe if you had read the parents post you would have realized he was talking about icepacks that AREN'T floating.

    You're right though, most of the ice in the arctic is already floating. The antarctic glaciers are the ones we should worry about as far as sea level is concerned.

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  76. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    According to my guide to Slashdot Journalism, the post qualifies perfectly for item c): "Is the story controversial enough? If you're posting a SCIENCE story, make sure the majority of comments won't be "Oh, yeah... um... cool."

    Non-controversial submissions have very little chance of getting accepted.

  77. This is bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The success of the Vaedderen and Sirius missions in proving their ability to operate so far north has given Denmark the confidence to stake its claim to the North Pole."

    I'm Danish and I can positively say that this is bullshit.

    Denmark do however protect Greenland territory on behalf of Greenland. ... but the "north pole" ... come on... no Danish politician would be that stupid. (which says a lot).

    1. Re:This is bullshit by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      No, it's been reported in Canada. A flag was planted on canadian soil on a remote island in the arctic. All international maps show the island well within our borders.

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    2. Re:This is bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hans Ø is not the north pole and not Candian.

      There's map in this PDF file and it shows the Island exactly in the middle of the strait.

      http://www.geus.dk/publications/review-greenland -9 9/gsb186p35-41.pdf

    3. Re:This is bullshit by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid you'll have to choose a site without the .dk at the end before I'll believe you. There wouldn't be a dispute if it was so cut and dry.

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    4. Re:This is bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you imply that because the map is from a Danish science report that it is fake ?

      How low can you go? It's a simple to checke the factual location of the island yourself, but you obvious doesn't care about facts.

      The island is excatly in the middle of the kennedy channel. It was discovered by american explorer CF Hall in 1871 and named after his helper, a Greenland eskimo named Hans Hendrik (from Fiskenæsset).

  78. Re:Real reason this was posted? by skypainter · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Doesn't anyone have a real answer yet?

    In the US it's still an open question apparently. The rest of the world decided years ago.

  79. Is it just me? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    Is it just me, or is increasing commercial activity in that area going to effectively increase the rate at which things melt? I mean, all that activity that would be generated up there is bound to produce some heat.

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    1. Re:Is it just me? by richardmilhousnixon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it produces heat, but not much. It's pretty hard to melt a billion ton ice cube. I think any heat produced would contribute as much to melting the ice as a factory in Mexico. You know, you can build a bonfire on lakes with only a foot of frozen ice.

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    2. Re:Is it just me? by uncadonna · · Score: 1

      I've enjoyed your peculiar sig so I'm happy to offer an answer. Human local warming (direct heating through power consumption, mostly) is much smaller than grenhouse gas warming. (About three orders of magnitude.) Greenhouse gases accumulate over decades and are well-mixed in the atmosphere. So it doesn't really matter who emits the CO2, it will warm everywhere, but more in the Arctic than elsewhere because that's where the amount of snow and ice cover can change, which leads to an albedo feedback.

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  80. Re:Too bad Canada doesn't have a military. by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually, modern diesel boats are the reason why the U.S. Navy has been developing the ultra high-powered low-frequency active sonar. Because when running on batteries, the newer diesels are often too quiet to hear until they have you in range, quite to the chagrin of American commanders who learn that they've been "sunk" by a Japanese or Australian submarine during a naval exercise.

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  81. Re:Real reason this was posted? by fodZ · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "...scientific consensus...a majority of scientists agree that we are doing this..."

    Science is not a democracy. A theory's predictions check out or not...it does not matter at all what the majority of scientists think about it. When was the last time you heard about a 'consensus' around E=mc^2 or the like?

    Michael Crichton's latest book, State of Fear, is quite thought provoking on this stuff. As he says, "scientific consensus" is not science, it is marketing.

  82. Wow. Just... wow. by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1
    What is for some an environmental catastrophe might be a great commercial opportunity.
    A number of sci-fi stories involve invading alien civilizations bent on raping Earth for its natural resources. Fortunately, that kind of situation will probably remain firmly in the realm of sci-fi. Unfortunately, that's probably because there won't be anything left worth taking.

    Besides... What's the likelihood that humans become one of those planet-hopping civilizations down the road?
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  83. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    On the 4 data points:

    1. Does anybody still have an argument on the two degree increase in the last decade alone? I thought that data was VERY sound- and my averages from the weather that I've downloaded from my local automated weather machine at Hillsborough Airport certainly bear it out.

    2. Who cares what's causing it, the question is finding a place to move too which will be more habitable.

    3. Even if it's a worst case scenario, there's still plenty of land out there guys- just move the cities.

    4. Cut off ALL their funding, they're asking the worng question completely. The question shouldn't be "what caused this" the question should be "how can we survive this".

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  84. Call me crazy... by randallpowell · · Score: 0
    is it weird to build facilities to get natural gas, oil, etc that now use a lot of electronics at the pole of the Earth's magnetic field? Wouldn't that effect the computers and networks in some way?

    If the ice is melting, there would be less land thus if they start to drill for oil, what is the point if the coast line covers it?

    When will I learn to use the lessons from my writing classes and not write run on sentences to make my point when I can break up my sentences in a logical manner?

  85. Under the Arctic Ice by WebCowboy · · Score: 2, Informative

    erm.. forgive me here, but isn't the Arctic totally landless?

    erm...no. If the ice were to melt away it would expose the Canadian Arctic Archipelago and northern coastal areas of Greenland, Siberia and Alaska, among other places. The corresponding rise in sea-levels might put some of the Canadian islands underwater but there would still be a considerable increase in exposed, above-sea landmass.

    So, not only would there be land to use, much of it would be waterfront property. Considering the Canadian Arctic has sizable diamond deposits, the receding glaciers might expose some lucrative opportunities--I wonder how much "ice" is under all that ice...

  86. There is land in the Arctic by bringert · · Score: 1

    As the Arctic article at Wikipedia explains: "The Arctic is the area around the Earth's North Pole. The Arctic includes parts of Russia, Alaska, Canada, Greenland, Iceland, Lapland, and Norway (including Svalbard), as well as the Arctic Ocean. The 10C (50F) July isotherm is commonly used to define the border of the Arctic region."

  87. Re: landrush? really? They're going to be disappoi by temojen · · Score: 1

    There are lots of Islands in the arctic (most of them in Canada)

  88. I for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    welcome our new Eskimo overlords

    Anyway, at least your much less likely to run out of ice in the middle of a party!

  89. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by cluckshot · · Score: 0, Troll

    Those who talk about Greenland Ice raising sea levels don't consider that the Continents are floating....

    But that would ruin their whole theory etc wouldn't it? Well it certainly throws a monkey wrench into it anyway.

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  90. hey by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    The Earth is dying and humans have an argument over who will own the new land. How stupid.

    1. Re:hey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey. We're ALL dieing. Get over it.

    2. Re:hey by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      I'll make a wager that the big rock we call Earth is here and has plentiful and abundant life forms on it long after we are gone.

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  91. In the "grand scheme" of life.... by Polarism · · Score: 1

    what's the concept of anything?

    What's the point of anything eh? We should just all seppuku to save everyone the grief eh?

    The things you think about on a 12 hour shift..

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  92. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

    The continental plates are floating on magma, not oceans.
    -l

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  93. Re:Too bad Canada doesn't have a military. by temojen · · Score: 1

    Actually, They bough 3 busted british subs, and one of them caught fire on the way back to Canada.

  94. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most researchers who seriously research or review the topic. Have noted the current warming does not match any known past warming event, that CO2 and methane levels are way off, that these will cause warming as well.
    From this data it seems obvious that humanity must atleast be partially to blame, how much exactly I wouldn't venture, but it's there for sure.

    Quickshot

    PS These researches arn't from any think tank thus, just the more basic researchers.

  95. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - NOT WRONG by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 1

    Look at something that isn't a Mercator projection for a change. Greenland ain't that big.

    Oh - and it's not made of floating ice, either.

  96. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by Psion · · Score: 0

    And magma is a liquid. Geologically, when large quantities of ice melts and the weight of all that frozen water goes away, the land masses under them bob upwards.

    But...I wonder what happens to those land masses without ice to begin with?

  97. Manganese Nodules by ArticleI · · Score: 1

    Open water is valuable. Aside from crude oil, the other mineral they are referring to is probably manganese, found in vast quantities on the sea floor in Manganese Modules. In the 1970's a few groups tried to mine it but it proved unprofitable. Maybe things will be better this time around?

  98. The cunning use of flags... by krough · · Score: 1
    Do you have a flag?

    We don't need a bloody flag, this is our country you bastard!

    No flag, no country! You can't have one. That's the rules... that... I've just made up!

  99. Easy, Norway should claim it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should be evident that norway is the rightious owner. It sent the first man to the north pole. It owns Svalbard, used to own Iceland and Greenland as well. Before Denmark managed to snag it when norway and denmark broke the union.

  100. If it melts by dazedagain · · Score: 0

    The North Polar cap plays an important part in moderating our climate due the fact that the ice reflects considerable solar energy back into space. If the cap does substantially disappear one effect will be an increased rate of atmospheic warming. This in turn may lead to the melting of the South Polar cap. Although it's impossible to accurately calculate the possible rise in ocean levels I've read estimates of a rise as high as 369 feet. Are you 369 feet above sea level?

  101. Re: landrush? really? They're going to be disappoi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no sort-of in what Canada owns. We don't mind other people doing what they do in their countries, but please stay the hell out of ours if you aren't invited. Thanks. The international law of the sea says countries have 6 nautical miles of ocean around their countries (Russia could park a navy 6 miles from New York, but the US Navy may object), but many countries have no problems getting a lot closer than 6 miles to Canada in the north. WTF? At some point, sand bars will be erected and the point will be moot.

  102. Re:Real reason this was posted? by wobblie · · Score: 1

    The lefts position is that something must be done, whether it's man made or not. This is the only reasonable position. The rights position is that it's "natural," and that nothing should be done.

  103. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - NOT WRONG by Saige · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now, you know, I've never ever seen a Mercator projection on a globe, since I would have thought it was quite unnecessary.

    I would be interested in knowing how that's done.

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  104. Re:Too bad Canada doesn't have a military. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm, were you hiding when Ghob was handing out the brains? I'll betcha you're a huge redneck, as evidenced by your (for the lack of a better word) "thinking" displayed in that post ?

  105. but so many red herring could die! by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    Or of course you could have a sense of proportion, so you wouldn't lump "not doing any more damage than necessary" and "nuke the wales!" into the same boat, with the only option being a hard cap on population.

    1. Re:but so many red herring could die! by konekoniku · · Score: 1

      The parent was simply pointing out the logical conclusion of the grandparent's post, whose argument had no sense of proportion either. She's not arguing for "not doing any more damage than necessary" to the arctic (an obvious argument, by the way), but from the tone and content of her post, she's arguing against human habitation of the region entirely.

    2. Re:but so many red herring could die! by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      whose argument had no sense of proportion either.

      How so? He's pointing out that farming the area for resources like oil and gas will damage the environment even if we are careful. The guy who replied extended the specific comment about the Artic to include *all* of human development and expansion.

    3. Re:but so many red herring could die! by konekoniku · · Score: 1

      The guy's logical argument - that human habitation harms the enviroment of the arctic and thus shouldn't happen - applies to all of human development and expansion. Hence the reason why the argument is fallacious.

    4. Re:but so many red herring could die! by Retric · · Score: 1

      The guy's logical argument - that human habitation harms the enviroment of the arctic and thus shouldn't happen - applies to all of human development and expansion. Hence the reason why the argument is fallacious.

      If you killed all humans the more life forms would be better off than not.

      AKA. Cow's die but Cod and sword fish do better.

      Which is in no way containing or based on a fallacy. Now you may say having lot's of humans balances this out (aka we are worth it) but that does not change the fact that we do a great deal of harm.

  106. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by polanyi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There was a discussion regarding this in the letters section of a recent _Physics Today_. You're right, according to Archimedes; but the concern is whether the temperature rise will be sufficient to melt the floating ice AND cause significant thermal expansion of seawater. This paper touches on the latter: http://sedac.ciesin.org/mva/WR1987/WR1987.html "FUTURE increases in the atmospheric concentrations of the greenhouse gases (carbon dioxide, methane, nitrous oxide and chlorofluorocarbons) are expected to result in substantial global-scale warming in future decades. In response to this warming, global mean sea level should change owing to thermal expansion of the oceans and the melting (or accumulation) of land ice" From the abstract: For the period 1985-2025 the estimate of greenhouse-gas-induced warming is 0.6-1.0C. The concomitant oceanic thermal expansion would raise sea level by 4-8 cm.

  107. Re:Too bad Canada doesn't have a military. by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    yes, but if you have 100 diesel subs, those 10 USA nuklear subs cant get em all can they.

    though what they need are remote controlled whales with a solarpanel/sat guided control on their backs.

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  108. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by Moofie · · Score: 1

    I'd love to see your experimental data demonstrating this "land masses bobbing up" phenomenon.

    I think you're full of crap.

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  109. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huh? The weight is on top of Antartica, not existing continents. If they'd shift at all, they'd be forced DOWN by all the melting water comming up the coastlines.

    dumbass

  110. +++True, at least some gets it by Uber+Banker · · Score: 1

    There is not land at the Artic - the Artic is a place not a continent because it is ice not land!

    The article is completely incorrect Countries Plan Land Rush in Warming Arctic no, that is impossible. Antartic yes that's possible. At the Artic no, because there is no land, and if there is no land and the ice melts away the 'building' isn't a building as we would know it - it is a ship - in international waters.

    1. Re:+++True, at least some gets it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no land at the North Pole. There is quite a bit of land within the Arctic circle. Please consult a map or globe.

    2. Re:+++True, at least some gets it by Uber+Banker · · Score: 1

      Indeed. So how can there be a land-grab where land is already owned?

    3. Re:+++True, at least some gets it by cybpunks3 · · Score: 1

      Hey, Einstein, it's ARCTIC, not ARTIC. ARC-tic, like, you know, the arctic circle, an arc that runs around the globe?

  111. Everyone should have stayed in Florida! by ugmoe · · Score: 1
    Great - with your kind of thinking, when the last ice age ended, everyone would have stayed in Florida.

    During the period from about 120,000 years ago to 20,000 years ago, the Antarctic Ice Sheet grew much larger than it is today. This was the last glacial phase. Since about 20,000 years ago, the ice sheet has been retreating to its present size. This marks the present interglacial phase of the cycle. A similar change occurred in the Northern Hemisphere, with ice sheets expanding across large areas of North America, Asia, and Europe. Shifts in climatic conditions occur across the globe accompany these cycles. This cycle of advance and retreat of the ice sheets in the Northern and Southern hemispheres has occurred many times in the past and will occur again in the future.

    All but small remnants of the continental ice sheets retreated from North America thousands of years ago. Although it may appear that the Ice Age has ended, many scientists argue that our present relatively warm period represents but a brief interlude and that the glaciers may again advance in the future.

  112. Re:Too bad Canada doesn't have a military. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad they won't put torpedos in them for quite a while.

  113. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is correct that they do bob upwards. But sea levels could easily rise several metres in 100 years but landmasses will generally take several millenia to do the same.

  114. Re:Real reason this was posted? by swillden · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Science is not a democracy. A theory's predictions check out or not...it does not matter at all what the majority of scientists think about it. When was the last time you heard about a 'consensus' around E=mc^2 or the like?

    Sorry, but consensus is extremely important in science, for a variety of reasons.

    First, it's important to remember that experiments never prove anything, they only support or disprove. A theory can be supported by thousands of experiments, but if the thousand and first demonstrates an error in the theory (and if that experiment can be replicated and verified by others) then that theory is disproved (or at least needs to be modified). In one sense, all widely-accepted scientific thought is just a consensus on the current interpretation of the experimental evidence. It could (and very, very often does!) change in a few months, years or decades.

    Second, some theories aren't very amenable to testing. The cause of global warning is one of these. Ideally, to test it you need to take a few identical planets and pump billions of tons of greenhouse gases into the atmospheres of a subset of them, then measure the results for, say, 100 years. Since we can't do that, we have to take a more observational, statistical approach, measuring everything that may be relevant and using statistical methods to attempt to isolate correlations, and then logically determine causes and effects. That's a complicated, difficult process, and different researchers use different methods, consider different factors and get different results. If those results vary wildly, then you really don't know anything conclusive. If the majority of them indicate roughly the same thing, then you begin to obtain a consensus among the researchers in the area.

    Science is done by humans, and frankly it's not uncommon that the primary mechanism for building consensus on major new theories is retirement and death. Specifically, the retirement and death of the scientists who hold to the old theory, allowing younger adherents of the new theory to begin dominating the discussion, literature and allocation of research grants.

    Consensus-building is a very real part of science. "Consensus" is often abused by people who claim there is a consensus when there is too much diversity of scientific opinion for any side to rightfully claim a consensus, but that doesn't mean it's not a real, and important, phenomenon.

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  115. Irony of global warming by tgibbs · · Score: 1

    The irony of global warming is that the US, which has been dragging its feet on CO2 reduction measures, probably has more to lose than most. Many countries may well experience a net gain, once the dust...er...water settles, but the US enjoys a particularly favorable climate. Rolling the climate dice again is unlikely to be in our best interest.

    1. Re:Irony of global warming by Headw1nd · · Score: 1
      You're absolutly right- It will be a tossup to see whether US agricultural production will rise or fall. Russia, on the other hand, with the frozen wastes of Siberia thawing, has nowhere to go but up.

      Meanwhile, all countries near the equator are screwed, but really, with the way things have been going for them recently, who would expect otherwise?

  116. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Chrispy1000000+the+2 · · Score: 1

    Er... not to bust your bubble or anything, but that would be E^2 = m^2c^4 + (MV)^2c^2

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  117. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Moofie · · Score: 1

    And, with a nick like "Capitalist 1", I'm sure that all the scientists you know don't belong to some kind of right-leaning "think tank" aka lobbying group.

    I mean, you couldn't possibly be biased or anything, could you?

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  118. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

    Google is your friend.

    Glacial rebound is a well-known phenomenon. A much better rejoinder would have been to point out that glaciers can recede in decades or centuries but rebound takes millenia. Sure, melting the Greenland icepack won't increase sea levels, if you're considering averages over 20,000 years. Glad to see someone taking the long-term view.

  119. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Moofie · · Score: 1

    The rest of the world also decided that giving Poland and Czechoslovakia to Germany in 1938 was a good idea.

    Just because lots of countries agree, doesn't make 'em right.

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  120. SEP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Global warming is somebody elses problem. I'll be dead before it has any major impact and I don't have any children so I don't really give a rat's butt. Not a troll. I just don't care.

    Nothing here for you to see. Move along.

  121. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Moofie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, gosh. If only the Democrats had controlled both houses of Congress for the last 60 years, we'd never have had these pollution problems!

    Oh wait.

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  122. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "and my averages from the weather that I've downloaded from my local automated weather machine at Hillsborough Airport certainly bear it out."

    Hmm, an airport near a rapidly-growing urban area. I wonder if there could be other explanations for the temperature incerease...

    Nah, it _must_ be global warming.

  123. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by Moofie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Glacial rebound over the course of a few millenia, sure. Continents "bobbing up" (you know, like my rubber duckie in the tub), rendering the melting of continental ice shelves irrelevant...hogwash.

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  124. Ratios. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Interesting
    So does this mean the debate is finally over as to whether or not global warming is a reality?

    --Actually, I'd be curious to know the ratio of Internet Explorer users to people who spent the last ten years in environmental denial. --As well as to people who think torture in Iraq is no worse than college 'hazing'. And to those who bought into the whole WMD thing. Indeed, I wonder how many common threads there are among people who still have their heads plugged into the Matrix.


    -FL

    1. Re:Ratios. . . by burns210 · · Score: 1

      Almost all mainstream scientists accept that global warming is happening... The question is, in their minds, if this is a bad thing, a short-term thing, or a 'buy antartic beachfront property' thing.

    2. Re:Ratios. . . by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      'Global warming' may well be a reality. The cause of it, however, is still very much in debate. IS it part of the natural rise and fall of planetary temperature averages, or is it caused by man.

  125. Re:Real reason this was posted? by fwr · · Score: 1

    1) Yes, here's a google cache:

    http://64.233.187.104/search?q=cache:isPMGHt27_o J: www.co2science.org/edit/v7/v7n4edit.htm+temperatur e+history&hl=en&client=firefox-a

    A decade, or a century, is nowhere near a long enough time to estimate climate changes. The environmentalists looked at the trees instead of the forest, and you give an example of a part of a leaf.

    2) If it's a natural cycle then there's no need to move anywhere. Enjoy the warmer temperature for a while. People 1000 years from now will certainly be wishing for it, when they go through another cooling trend.

    3) I'll stay right where I am, thank you much. Nothing is going to happen other than increased air conditioning costs and decreased heating costs. (Oh, I think I just figured it out, those french people don't have air conditioning, that's why they are loosing their mind).

    4) "Survive?" I think you're blowing it way out of proportion.

  126. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) the two degree increase is there only if you choose the right window for the data and toss out data that doesn't support the 2 degree warming. the few papers discounting mans impact on local climate through local deforestation and construction have serious problems in that they fail to address the variation in regional weather which is superimposed on the local measurements.

    2) humans have relocated in accordance with climate change for as long as they have been on the planet. they are also quite adept at dealing with extremes. I certainly would not want to live in a place with Djibouti's local climate but plenty of people do. i ask the guy from Djibouti who works at the convenience store if it's hot (outsidetemp 104 on sweltering Atlanta summer day) he says, "no Bob, this would be a nice day in Djibouti".

    3)We really don't need cities. IMO cities are BAD because the foster specialization in the extreme. They are like insect colonies. Yes, I live in a city and I'm constantly amazed at the number of people who can do only one thing, their job, and have no interest in learning anything else. It's frightening. Without multiple talens one can not see the corralaries that lead to discovery and innovation.

    4)You're assuming that there is a 'this' and that there is a 'cause' and that 'doing something' is more important than understanding the cause. False premise Alert. There may be no 'this' and hence no 'cause' and no need to do anything. Yes, there is evidence that the climate is changing. There is evidence that it's been changing for as one can find climatalogical indicators.

    Business, religion, politics, AND science all have one thing in common. The game you watch is not the game being played. I was told by the assistant of an international leader in atmospheric science research that when the sponsor came for a dog and pony show he was charged with hiding behind the curtain and making sure the demo corresponded to the justification for funding. The whole demo was a SHAM!

  127. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

    But it IS irrelevant...if you're willing to wait 20,000 years.

  128. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by epiphani · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're forgetting that big hunk of glacier sitting on greenland.

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  129. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Christ, you pedantic bastard. You know exactly what the saying means, that how it can apply to water too.

  130. If the Arctic Ice Cap is really melting... by Wizzy+Wig · · Score: 1

    and it's really a "global" phenomenon, then how come nobody seems worried about Antartica?

    1. Re:If the Arctic Ice Cap is really melting... by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      Antarctica is actually a continent (with massive glaciers dropping off the landmass). The Arctic Ice Cap is one gigantic block of ice. Antartica cannot completely melt per se.

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    2. Re:If the Arctic Ice Cap is really melting... by uncadonna · · Score: 1

      The Arctic, being a sea surrounded by mostly unglaciated ice, can get darker due to less snow and ice cover, which absorbs more sunlight, which makes it warmer. Also, there's a very critical component of the climate system in the ocean between Greenland and Iceland, and some scientists believe that rapid Arctic changes will affect the whole world by cutting off a lot of deep water formation. If we burn all the fossil fuels, the Antarctic may well melt down eventually but that will be centuries into the future. Most people don't think that far ahead. Meanwhile it will stay a huge chunk of ice. It is however true that the bit of Antarctica that sticks north into warmer latitudes is experiencing a very large warming trend.

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  131. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by SilverspurG · · Score: 1
    Glacial rebound is a well-known phenomenon


    Whenever I hear the words "well-known phenomenon" in reference to anything other than things taught in grade school, I'm instantly suspicious.
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  132. In the long run, we're all dead. --Keynes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  133. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by Moofie · · Score: 1

    Uh...yeah. I don't work on that timescale. Neither does anybody I know.

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  134. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by saltydogdesign · · Score: 0

    Actually, this is not correct: About 25% of the ice in the Arctic is above the surface and consists of freshwater ice from rain and snow. This ice is less dense than the seawater ice, and freezes at a higher temperature. Since Archimides theory deals with the volume displacement necessary to cause an object to float, that surface ice is not accounted for in your argument. As the surface ice melts, it will add to the oceans' volume. So melting the Arctic cap will have an effect, just not as great an effect as melting the Antarctic cap.

    The icecube theory, which has been harped on a great deal by Rush Limbaugh, is wrong because icecubes are not comprised of two different layers of material, and tend to float just at the surface, rather than poking significantly above it.

    Think of it like this: take a glass of water and put a rubber duck in it. The duck floats, yes? Now push the duck down so that it's top is even with the top of the water. What happens to the water? Same thing that will happen to our oceans when that freshwater melts.

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  135. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by t-10056 · · Score: 1

    The entire floating ice pack in the arctic could melt and it wouldn't effect the water level one bit. Why? BECAUSE IT'S FLOATING ALREADY.

    I would strongly disagree about the 'one bit' thing. The portion of ice that's above the water would certainly contribute to raising the sea level once melted. The effects will not be dramatic, but they will not be nil either.

    And, if you don't believe me, conduct your ice in the glass experiment.

    t.

  136. Don't make me come up there . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and Canada belongs to the U.S., correct?

  137. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by kooshvt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Think of it like this: take a glass of water and put a rubber duck in it. The duck floats, yes? Now push the duck down so that it's top is even with the top of the water. What happens to the water? Same thing that will happen to our oceans when that freshwater melts.

    So you are saying that a glacier weighs the same as a duck and is therefore a witch?

  138. Re: over ice? by craw · · Score: 1

    The ice does not extend down for miles, and most of the Arctic Ocean can be traversed by submarines (except the continental shelf regions at times). The main pinch point is the relatively shallow Bering Strait if it is ice covered.

    The Soviet sent their subs (i.e. their boomers like the Typhoon) under the ice because they were then more difficult to detect (acoustic environment terrible for surveillance), the transit from the USSR could be more easily hidden, and they could be poised to launch their ICBM's at a relatively short distance from the US. The US sent their subs into the Arctic to counter this threat.

  139. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by terrymr · · Score: 1

    I don't think the difference in density is as great as you are suggesting.

  140. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have to also consider the fact that land use has been changing drastically, which is proven to increase temperature averages locally. This could be part of the phenomenon that people are overlooking.

  141. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes it is. The ice on the top is still causes water to be displaced by pushing down on the sea ice. Your example in reverse is what will happen.

  142. Why not? by bondjamesbond · · Score: 1

    We've fucked up our nice little biosphere - why not fuck it up some more? Hey! Let's do atmospheric nuclear (nook-YOO-lur) weapons testing for the Fourth of July?? It would be soooo KEWWWWLLLL.

    Gyawd! We're so fucked. I'd say that we have about 5 generations left on this planet.

    I feel better now.

    Not really.

    1. Re:Why not? by Sj0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you're underestimating both humans and the environment.

      As a canadian I can tell you that even if the temp. raises more than a few degrees, the earth will still be very inhabitable, and in places, even pleasant.

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    2. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny how most people think we are the most intelligent animals on the planet. The way we are killing off all plants, animals, air, water and even poisoning the land proves we are the dumbest creatures in the universe.

    3. Re:Why not? by mrbcs · · Score: 1
      I bet one.

      Mark 13

      7 And when ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars, be ye not troubled: for such things must needs be; but the end shall not be yet.

      8 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be earthquakes in divers places, and there shall be famines and troubles: these are the beginnings of sorrows.

      Luke 21

      25 And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;

      26 Men's hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.

      27 And then shall they see the Son of man coming in a cloud with power and great glory.

      28 And when these things begin to come to pass, then look up, and lift up your heads; for your redemption draweth nigh.

      29 And he spake to them a parable; Behold the fig tree, and all the trees;

      30 When they now shoot forth, ye see and know of your own selves that summer is now nigh at hand.

      31 So likewise ye, when ye see these things come to pass, know ye that the kingdom of God is nigh at hand.

      32 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass away, till all be fulfilled.

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  143. SFW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    funny, Hawaii doesn't look screwed up.

  144. The fantasy of global warming by mbeckman · · Score: 1

    Do the math, folks. The scientists definitely are not: "Sea ice, for example, has diminished an average 8 percent each year for the past 30 years, totaling nearly 390,000 square miles." -from http://www.duluthsuperior.com/mld/duluthsuperior/n ews/local/10136245.htm So, 240% of the sea ice is, uh, gone!

  145. What the hell? by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    Countries are trying to grab non-existent land in the Arctic in an attempt to... let me get this right.. go shipping and fishing?! On land?

    By the way I know 30,000 ways to get money from the government.

    (Your head asplodes)

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  146. Huh? by bobbuck · · Score: 1
    Sorry, but you're trolling. Just what is the difference between the US Republican Party and the USSR Communist Party? Nothing. They're both about undiluted power.

    Smaller government, states rights, lower taxes, free trade: sounds like a quest for undiluted power to me.

    1. Re:Huh? by Darby · · Score: 1

      Smaller government, states rights, lower taxes, free trade: sounds like a quest for undiluted power to me.

      But what you described is pretty much the opposite of the Republican party. I know that they claim to be into those things, but the simple fact is that they haven't acted like it in over 20 years.

      Hell, the primary reason Bush got elected is that he hates gays more than Kerry does. So much so that he wanted the federal government to step all over states rights by passing that idiotic amendment while Kerry wanted to preserve states rights.
      You really need to learn that actions do actually speak louder than words.

    2. Re:Huh? by bobbuck · · Score: 1

      I don't normally mess with trolls, but did you ever think that the reason Kerry lost is because he scared the average middle of the road voter? He's a pathological liar, he's undermined US support at every turn, and he's one of the most liberal politicians in the whole country. The Republicans ran a middle of the road candidate while the Dems went straight to the outer fringe. The unsurprising result: Republican victory. The Dems ran to the center with Bill Clinton and got the same result. Gay marriage might have changed some votes, but it didn't change the election. BTW, a lot of people who are opposed to gay marriage really don't care, except that they think the Left is trying to create a new federally protected ( and subsidized ) minority group.

    3. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Occasionally I read stuff like this and get unhinged. I don't know if you're trolling, but because most of what you say comes from the RNC mouthpiece, I assume you might actually believe it.

      Comments like yours really blow my mind. You're repeating all the carefully crafted RNC slogans that have been rammed into people's faces, but they don't hold up to much scrutiny. Not that people have time to scrutinze on their own any more.

      Yeah, the guy's not perfect, but I trust him way more than Bush, who went to war to make him and his friends lots of money. He has the blood of tens of thousands on his soul. Blood money. That phrase has a familiar ring to it.

      Bush has COMPLETELY DESTROYED US credibility (among people, if not governments), and I doubt you or I will be still be alive before it gets restored. It really makes your comment about US support ring hollow.

      Did you know that Kerry, from his own initiative, did the investigating in Panama that eventually led to the story about Iran-Contra and the CIA? Wow, a politician who actually cares to find and root out corruption. I look at Bush and see corruption at its finest. There's a guy with enough money and friends to weasle out of Vietnam, going AWOL while in the military, illegally invade countries, help his friends get government funding, shelter his Saudi best friends (THE BIN LADEN FAMILY, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE), I know I haven't exhausted the list.

      In a way I'm grateful: the world really knows what bastards the Republicans can be in their quest for personal power. I'm also grateful for satellite TV, so the rest of the world can watch in disbelief all the crap the FOX news produces.

      John Kerry is about as liberal as Richard Nixon was. Not an impressive feat. It is sad that money can buy people's attention, though, and that people are so overworked that they trust biased news sources for their "facts".

      Please don't try the "liar" card; nobody takes anything Bush says seriously any more.

    4. Re:Huh? by Darby · · Score: 1

      but did you ever think that the reason Kerry lost is because he scared the average middle of the road voter?

      No, because it isn't true.
      Bush's campaign scared a lot of voters by spreading ridiculous lies about Kerry which nobody who bothered to check into the facts believes.
      Unfortunately, that is a very small proportion of the population.

      He's a pathological liar, he's undermined US support at every turn

      Ummm..... You are describing Bush. WMDs, yeah right. "Compassionate conservative" Hot tip, he is neither.
      The list goes on and on. Our credibility in the world is in tatters and you have the audacity to say Kerry undermined our support?!?
      Wow, I will never understand how people are capable of that sort of doublethink.

      The Republicans ran a middle of the road candidate

      Yeah, I think I'm actually responding to a troll. Bush is far to the right of Mussolini.

      Gay marriage might have changed some votes, but it didn't change the election.

      Wow. You apparently weren't watching the same election the rest of us were.
      According to the exit polls, the vast majority of the people who voted *for* Bush disagreed with him on the war and disagreed with him on economic policies. The number one reason that was given for choosing him over Kerry was his stance on gay marriage.
      Now, let's review the candidates' stances:

      Kerry was against it, but felt that it was a states rights issue and that the federal government had no business getting involved.

      Bush was against it and wanted, for the first time in history, to adopt a constitutional amendment to discriminate against a class of people. He did this in direct opposition to the Republican party's stated platform of supporting states rights over big government.

      BTW, a lot of people who are opposed to gay marriage really don't care, except that they think the Left is trying to create a new federally protected ( and subsidized ) minority group.

      Which is as ludicrous as the rest of your post. As the stances above demonstrate absolutely, the right is trying to create a new federally attacked minority group.

      I'd say you were just a sad little troll, but the reasons for the election turning out the way it did clearly demonstrate that there is a huge chunk of the US population that is so far out of touch with reality that they actually do hold diametrically opposed ideas in their heads at the same time, so maybe you actually do believe what you are saying. It probably won't make any difference to try and reason with a person like that since if you were capable of rational thought, you wouldn't be able to do that.

  147. My only hope is by Solr_Flare · · Score: 1

    When Toyota's Robots inhert the earth from us they do a better job of managing it than us.

    "Look, our devouring of resources is causing the ice in the artic to melt!"

    "Well then, lets go devour some more boys."

    Seriously, only man could screw up the planet and see it as an economic opportunity.

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  148. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - NOT WRONG by Slack3r78 · · Score: 0

    I seriously doubt you've never seen a Mercator projection - it's simply a method of representing a round object on a flat plane. The problem you run into with it is that the further you move away from the equator and toward the poles, the more exagerated the size of a landmass becomes. This is what your parent poster was referring to.

    More information can be found at the Wikipedia.

  149. Fishy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear spain have already applied for the fishing quotas. They say there wil be no fish left within 10 years. :p

  150. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 2, Funny

    It depends upon whether it's an African or European glacier.

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  151. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by alexo · · Score: 3, Funny


    > (you know, like my rubber duckie in the tub)

    You know, Moofie, thaere are some things that you just don't admit to on SlashDot.

  152. View from Canadia by maggard · · Score: 4, Informative
    Wow, what a weird article.

    And weirder, but not surprisingly, the responses here on /.

    For those of us in Canada this isn't news. There's a special branch of the armed services that patrols the far north, made up primarily of natives. This is done not only to 'keep an eye on things' but to maintain sovereignty.

    There's also more effort being put into patrolling the waters now. The Russians have made a play for shipping, and the US too, trying for a new NW Passage. Canada isn't enthused about this considering it'd have to handle any rescues and should there be an accident, likely in those challenging waters, the environmental consequences would be catastrophic for the region.

    A bit further down the melt is having terrible effects. The famous ice highways that have been an important means of supplying northern communities and projects are experiencing unpredictable weather and dramatically changing 'ground' conditions. Routes that have been reliable for 40 years are now unusable and new ones difficult to find.

    Outside of deep winter the thaw line is wreaking devastation on communities as roads and foundations heave and subside. Inexorably moving northward the land is turning into the half-frozen tundra-bog that used to be typical of further south.

    Along with this change the animals and plants are struggling to keep up as seasons alter, new competitors emerge, and interdependencies fail. Rodents, owls, plants, insects, all sorts of things are showing up in places they haven't been for thousands of years and affecting what had been there. That this is alarming the cultures who've also lived there thousands of years is an understatement.

    Heck, even in 'southern' Canada the warming is having a direct effect. Snow cover is less every year. This is actually kinda good news for the ski industry as the expectation is US resorts will suffer in comparison and business will move north. However along with this the hydrology of areas is changing as the spring flood are also less and less every year.

    Agriculturally Canadian farmers are increasingly adopting plants they couldn't successfully raise before. Crops are going into the ground earlier and the growing season keeps getting longer. This isn't all a panacea though, for instance PEI potatoes benefit from the cold that kills soil pathogens every winter, without that blights could become a huge problem.

    Climate-wise Canada is getting very concerned for what the future holds for it. Planning for large projects now regularly includes future climate considerations. Even trade is affected: Already bulk international water sales have been outlawed for fear of setting precedent.

    This newish century is shaping up to be an interesting one on planet Earth. Where much of the big history of the last century was human events this one may well be that of human effects.

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    1. Re:View from Canadia by DaveCBio · · Score: 1

      I too do not understand how anyone can make a grabe for anything up there. There are only a few countries that border the Arctic oceand and I assume there isn't much international water. Take a look at how far Canada extends to the north. Any attempts to use our waters and resources is a violation of Canadian sovereignty.

    2. Re:View from Canadia by theguywhosaid · · Score: 1

      wait a sec...

      "View from Canadia" you say? if indeed you are a Canadian, it is nice to know United Statesians arent the only ones who think Canadians should come from Canadia, not Canada. That would make you Canadites or something like that.

    3. Re:View from Canadia by maggard · · Score: 1
      if indeed you are a Canadian
      ... Because clicking on my User Info box would be too hard?

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    4. Re:View from Canadia by theguywhosaid · · Score: 1

      Point taken. Two things tho:
      1. Do you beleive everything you read on the internet?
      2. It seems to say you are a US citizen in your bio.

  153. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by MindStalker · · Score: 1

    Done, the water level goes down.

  154. so sayeth the sage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    living in his parent's basement. Marx's system has failed. stop believing in your college lit professor's wet dream and get on with life.

  155. arctic warming by nootoochee · · Score: 1

    1-I'm sure I'll be too old, but my son says he will be the first one to hang out on the coast of Baffin Island with a missile launcher. 2-It's ice FLOE, not flow. 3-The arctic is ANYTHING north of the arctic circle. Lots of land and water both. 4-In any case, the cold melted water will probably cause the gulf stream to either shift south or quit altogether. When that happens, everybody above the tropics will freeze their nuts off. If they have any.

    1. Re:arctic warming by flahavin · · Score: 0

      this is starting to sound like a movie plot.... maybe i'll do some research, the day after tomorrow.

  156. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by Quikyn · · Score: 1

    The entire floating ice pack in the arctic could melt and it wouldn't effect the water level one bit. Why? BECAUSE IT'S FLOATING ALREADY.

    The grandparent in fact mentioned ice that is not floating. ("ice packs that are currently *not* floating begin to melt"). That is ice that is still attached to land, which is still a significant mass. Introducing it to the ocean would indeed increase the sea level.

  157. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - NOT WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, everyone who does not understand what "on a globe" means, this seems to be the thread for you to post under.

  158. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - NOT WRONG by synaptik · · Score: 1

    But *your* parent post is talking about GLOBE, not a map. Hence, no distortion due to mercator projection.

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  159. um no by Solr_Flare · · Score: 1

    Bad math there. 8% of the existing ice. So to keep things simple, lets say there are 100 tons of sea ice(I know its more, just an example).

    Year 1, remove 8%, now its 92 tons.

    Year 2, remove another 8% from the 92 tons(not the original 100), now its 84.64 tons.

    Year 3, remove another 8% from the 84.64 tons. Now its 77.8688 tons.

    Etc. The number is roughly 8% per year of whatever ice is left over. So it isn't 240% lost :P

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    1. Re:um no by mbeckman · · Score: 1

      Good, then we'll never run out. What's the fuss all about?

    2. Re:um no by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Hey, Xeno, I didn't know you posted on Slashdot!

  160. Re:Real reason this was posted? by nwbvt · · Score: 1
    "After all, it doesn't matter if it's man or nature caused- dealing with it is going to be everybody's concern very soon, and there's very little doubt left that it is happening."

    Actually there is a lot of doubt. Global warming remains an unproven hypothesis. Yes, certain areas have gotten warmer in recent years. Other areas (such as most of Antartica, where most of that ice everyone is worrying about melting is located) have gotten colder. And we have no idea what will happen in the coming years. Believe it or not, scientists do not have a magical crystal ball that tells them what the world will be like 100 years from now.

    $5 says this will be moderated down by mods mad at me going against groupthink, so read it quick before it becomes hidden at -1 Troll.

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  161. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    That 'something must be done' is not neccessarily a reasonable conclusion.

    There are no well observed climate changes from recent history, the mechanism by which they occur is uncertain. It is one thing to recognise a problem, it is another thing to try and fix it. I am unconvinced that any given form of meddling will help, and may even worsen the situation.

    With any chaotic system the way to achieve a desired result is difficult to determine. Yes, the consequences of global warming could be disaterous, but so could the impact of human meddling without understanding the current situation well enough.

  162. Santa will be pissed by wheelbarrow · · Score: 1

    What if all of the elves get better offers from the land grabbers?

  163. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by t-10056 · · Score: 0

    You meant to say up? Where do u think the portion of the ice go? Evaporate?

  164. Re:Real reason this was posted? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    my averages from the weather that I've downloaded

    Doesn't cut it, I'm afraid. There are all sorts of data points for areas that show a COOLING trend, and places in the Antarctic where the ice sheets are growing, and the temps are going down. It's a fiendishly complex system, and the local weather near any populated area is more likely to be impacted by the "heat island" effect (google it, you'll see what it's about - many paved/urban areas see increases of several degress over decades: zero to do with CO2, etc., and everything to do with asphalt and fewer trees). Remember a few years back when we were headed for a "mini ice age"? This system swings all over the place and has for millions of years.

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  165. Re:Real reason this was posted? by nwbvt · · Score: 1
    " 1. Does anybody still have an argument on the two degree increase in the last decade alone? I thought that data was VERY sound"

    Global warming is about more than a two degree increase over 10 years. The average temperature goes up and down all the time. Futhermore, much of that "global warming" can be attributed to development: a developed city is going to be warmer than undeveloped lands. Thus as development occurs, there are going to be localized temperature increases that have nothing to do with the global temperature.

    "- and my averages from the weather that I've downloaded from my local automated weather machine at Hillsborough Airport certainly bear it out."

    Those are local changes, not global changes. Try somewhere else and you could likely find increased temperatures.

    " 2. Who cares what's causing it, the question is finding a place to move too which will be more habitable."

    Should the negative feedback he mentioned occur, nothing will cause global warming.

    " 4. Cut off ALL their funding, they're asking the worng question completely. The question shouldn't be "what caused this" the question should be "how can we survive this"."

    How are we supposed to prepare for something we have no knowledge about? Or are you just cutting them off because they challenge what you believe is true? Its people like you who wanted Galileo and Darwin beheaded.

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  166. vinland too by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    vinland is what the vikings called newfoundland in canada- not many vines there

    you vikings must make poor real estate agents ;-)

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    1. Re:vinland too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Vin" means "grass" in Norse. Vinland is simply "grassland" or "land of plains"

  167. Global warming....good, and good for you! by bobalu · · Score: 1

    The guy in the cube next to me today said "Jeez, with this weather (60's in January in NJ) the global warming nuts will have a field day."

    Yeah, great. BASF is happy because they only put 17 MILLION tons of goop in the air last, down 38% from last year.

    I'm sure that doesn't affect the environment. Like they said in the 60s, "Heck, you can dump stuff in the ocean forever and nobody will ever notice."

    Now you can find garbage from Secaucus in the Saragasso Sea.

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  168. Re:Too bad Canada doesn't have a military. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    then they just rule that the japs or aussies could never have sunk the US ship, sack the generals in charge of the opposing forces, and invade a middle eastern country pretending those exact same tactics would never cause a problem. That would never happen..... oh wait.

  169. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 2

    But glaciers aren't made of wood?

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  170. no fantasy by bobalu · · Score: 1

    There's no debate the planet is warming - none.

    The only debate is over whether it's caused by humans or not.

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    1. Re:no fantasy by mbeckman · · Score: 1
      "None" is a very small number. There is, actually, quite a lot of debate on whether global warming is occuring. Enviropanickers religiously pronounce "there is no debate" until challenged, then they say, "well, no serious debate" and then automatically classify any dissenting scientist as "not serious."

      Check out "Meltdown : The Predictable Distortion of Global Warming by Scientists, Politicians, and the Media", by Patrick J. Michaels (2004, ISBN 1930865597) for tons of arguments against global warming.

      In their book "Taken By Storm: The Troubled Science, Policy and Politics of Global Warming," (2003, ISBN 1552632121) climatologists Christopher Essex and Ross McKitrick point out that there can't be any such thing as a "global temperature" to warm in the first place, and handily demolish both the math and the data promulgated by the pro-fear crowd.

      And regarding the "8% per year for 30 years" decline of sea ice, if you do the math using even the percentage-of-the-balance computation (which is not how ice melts in the real world), that statistic would mean that 92% of the sea ice has melted already!

      There's lots of money in global fear mongering, and none in global calm mongering. Remember Y2K?

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    2. Re:no fantasy by 17028 · · Score: 1

      Your sig says there is no vast conspiracy -- but then, if I understand you correctly, you're saying that almost all meteorological scientists in the world are engaged in a half-vast conspiracy designed to keep their research grants coming? The scientific method is a system designed to disprove things, and the people involved constantly criticize and try to find flaws with each others papers. You're saying that they consistently and deliberately ignore flaws in the science in order to not bring down this great lie.

      I especially enjoyed your little white lie about Christopher Essex and Ross McKitrick. One is a mathematician and the other an economist. Climatologists indeed.

    3. Re:no fantasy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      To be fair, there is some debate over whether there is global warming, since ground stations, balloon, and satellite measurements provide varying data. However, several months ago a team disaggregated stratospheric noise from the MSU channel 2 tropospheric readings, and the resultant data showed a predicted level of warming in the troposphere.[1]

      It's probably correct to say that few scientists dispute that there is a global warming trend. However, it's also true to say that CO2 levels are higher than can be explained by natural processes, that every model predicts global warming from those CO2 forcings, and thus that few scientists dispute that global warming is at least partly anthropogenic in nature.

      [1] Fu, et al. "Contribution of stratospheric cooling to satellite-inferred tropospheric temperature trends" Nature 429, pp. 55-58 (May 6, 2004)

  171. It gets smaller by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ice is less dense than water. That's why pipes crack in winter. The water expands as it freezes, contracts when it melts.

  172. PNG isnt a territory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PNG achieved self-government when Whitlam was PM. 1973 IIRC.

  173. The true engineers of global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look to this map to understand who truly benefits from Global Warming!! Obviously the climate is being driven to heat death just to open up commerce in the far north.

    A new paranoid meme for Slashdot readers.

  174. They'll be sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All that land grabbing will be for naught when the ice caps freeze back, due to the fresh water shutting down the Gulf Stream and bringing on the next ice age.

  175. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Stween · · Score: 1

    A term so often used by scientists now is 'accelerated climate change', since it's clear that climate change is speeding up given evidence from thousands of years prior, and that climate change is not exclusively "warming".

  176. Re:Too bad Canada doesn't have a military. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    British forces defeated by spanish forces

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/1827554.st m
    Stupid shit does happen...no matter how much amazing technology exists, it's still operated by humans. Americans and Brits are no less prone to making mistakes than anyone else. Usually, the more complicated your tools, the easier is it to fuck up.

  177. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1


    Exceptionally funny. I bow to the awesome power that is this post.

    The only thing that might have made my enjoyment of this post better would have been my not reading it while taking a big drink of my Diet Coke. The coughing a burning in my nose took away from my appreciation of an otherwise flawless and hilarious comment

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  178. Institutional racism by SunPin · · Score: 1
    Greenland looks pretty damn big on my globe.


    young grasshopper, Greenland is approximately the same size as Mexico. Africa is bigger than the Americas and Europe combined. The US is quite small. Australia isn't all that big. What does that tell you? Look at the actual numbers, not the representations on the map.

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    1. Re:Institutional racism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're wrong about that. Africa is big, bigger than either North America, South America or Europe, but not bigger than all of them combined. Here's the first page that came up on my google search.

      Africa - 30 million sq. km.
      N. America - 24 million sq. km
      S. America - 18 million sq. km
      Europe - 10 million sq. km

      Since you actually said Africa is bigger than the Americas and Europe combined, you're saying 30 > 24 + 18 + 10, which is not true. The kindest interpretation of your statement is that you meant to say Africa is bigger than South America and Europe combined. That's true by a 7% margin.

    2. Re:Institutional racism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um, globes are spherical representations of the earth's surface. i'd say the error is a lot lower than the claims in your post

  179. Shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shame on you for posting this. ...because I remember those dire predictions of...

    Global Cooling :::woo-woo noises:::

    Seriously though, did you notice the difference between the two eco-nightmare scenarios presented?

    Global cooling doomsayers focused on the projected famines that would result.

    The Global Warming bunch are merely concerned with the planet, an object that has never been static, but rather has been (and always will be) subjected to many enormous geophysical changes including axial, orbital, magnetic, tectonic, and seasonal perturbations.
    Who cares about those silly human beings and their food supply being increased with a global temperature increase?

  180. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by secretsquirel · · Score: 0
    Whenever I hear the words "well-known phenomenon" in reference to anything other than things taught in grade school, I'm instantly suspicious.

    They teach plenty of junk in grade school too.

  181. Re:Real reason this was posted? by nwbvt · · Score: 1
    Even that is bull as the rate of change of global temperatures changes all the time as well. Furthermore this "acceleration" is based on just the last few years of data, which is far from enough data points to know exactly what the rate of change will be over the long run.

    I'm not saying global warming will not happen, merely that claiming that any changes with regard to global climate is unnatural and will destroy our 'fragile' ecosystem is just plain wrong.

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  182. Be Very Afriad by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    The Larsen A ice shelf suddenly collapsed in 1995. The Wilkins Ice Shelf is shrinking. In 2002, the 3400-square kilometer Larsen B shelf -- at least 12,000 years old and up to 70 stories thick -- disintegrated into the Weddell Sea in the space of a few months (satellites images of the collapse are available at http://nsidc.org/iceshelves/larsenb2002/animation. html).
    . . .
    The calving of monster icebergs is now common. Ted Scambos, an expert from the University of Colorado's National Snow and Ice Centre, found that after Larsen B's collapse, nearby glaciers began entering the sea up to eight times faster than previously.
    - www.worldpress.org -

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    1. Re:Be Very Afriad by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      BTW all this was taken from everything2, I'm just too drunk to find it again.

      Jaysyn

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    2. Re:Be Very Afriad by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      Is Manhatten under water yet?

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  183. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by saltydogdesign · · Score: 1

    The difference in density isn't the point. The point is that there is a lot of ice in the Arctic which is not in the water and therefore doesn't displace water.

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  184. Are flags a form of polution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shame on them for poluting the pristine arctic

  185. Glacial rebound by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    Some parts of the Scandinavian peninsula are rising at a rate of an inch per year. That doesn't sound like much, but it means that you have to dredge your harbors and or move your docks every decade or so. But you gain quite a bit of land.

    Going the other way, going down an inch doesn't mean losing an inch off the shoreline, it means losing several yards depending on the grade of the slope. Shallower grade means more land is lost. Do the trig and see how much land is lost from a 1 m rise in sea level on a 2% slope.

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  186. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by NonSequor · · Score: 1

    No, I just realized what he's saying. Ok, suppose the ice caps melt. This means that the weight on top of the oceanic plates will increase. These plates press down on the magma underneath them, squeezing the magma towards the continental plates, pushing them up.

    This is, of course, assuming that magma is an incompressible fluid and that the change in weight distribution won't change the difference between the rate at which magma is created and the rate at which magma escapes.

    Saying that the continents will bob up as the water level rises really conjures up inaccurrate imagery, but it isn't all that different from what would happen if you removed the oceanic plates and replaced the water and magma with a single liquid.

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  187. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Ironsides · · Score: 1

    That two degree increase in the last decade is actually a 0.7 degree increase over the last 50 years. Read Michale Chritons "State of Fear" He references a lot of real scientific articles in there and several NASA graphs.

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  188. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by MrArmyAnt · · Score: 1

    I am sorry, but you are some what wrong. Frozen Water, or ice, is less dence and lighter than water. Water is polar and forces itself into alignment when the crystals freeze, just expanding, increasing mas, and lowerind density. That is why it floats. The water being melted will add to the water slightly, however the land ice melt will be greater, many of the poles land mass is ice. The loss of this land, and additional loss of land due to rising water levels, and the disrution of the echosystem (those bitterly cold winds from the north won't be bitter) could cause another effect on produce, because winter gives soil some time to refurbish what was destroyed in the spring. Not I am in no way some pro environment guy, I am a natural born Texan, and could really care less. Either way, the US has a nice chunk of land compared to its population, but its places like Inidia and other parts of Asia where trouble may really break out. ~T http://www.ModLife.Net

  189. yeah, by geekoid · · Score: 1

    but not to us.
    an average raise of a few degress will destroy much od the world farmland.

    Were not talking about a 'dry summer' one year. We are talking about a few degrees around the entire globe. Just think about how much energy that is.

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    1. Re:yeah, by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over the raging -40 arctic winds.

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  190. this post was brought o you by: by geekoid · · Score: 1

    The "Learn science from TV" educational system.

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  191. Sovereignty must be backed up with force by DeadVulcan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Any attempts to use our waters and resources is a violation of Canadian sovereignty.

    International law dictates that, unless Canada makes an effort to assert its sovereignty by, for instance, maintaining settlements, conducting patrols and challenging trespassers, then Canada would lose its right to the territory. And there are currently vast swaths of uninhabited land up there that we don't regularly patrol.

    I suspect many people don't realize this. And as a fellow Canadian, I'm quite worried. Just because we make maps that declare it to be a part of Canada, doesn't mean other countries have to agree. And we mustn't get complacent just because we think that friendly countries wouldn't try and steal our territory if they felt they could get away with it. If we want to keep it, we have to work for it.

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    1. Re:Sovereignty must be backed up with force by Teancum · · Score: 1

      I think this is one area where having America as a neighbor to Canada could be beneficial: If somebody really tried (say Russia or even China) to assert soverignty on some of the northern Canadian islands, especially for mineral extraction (oil, gold, iron, etc.), I would be proud as an American to help Canada to defend its soverignty claims.

      I think most other nations on this planet realize this as well, which is why it isn't even being remotely contested. The territory disputes between China and The Philipenes, however.....

      The Arctic ocean basin is pretty much carved up between Norway, Russia, Canada, and America (mostly Alaska), with Iceland and Denmark getting other minor slices (especially with Greenland still technically under Danish control). Adding England to the mix still only makes a very few countries that have to be dealt with, compared to similar issues of soverignty in the Pacific. And most arctic boundaries are pretty much spelled out and agreed upon, with even Russia and America dealing with minor issues in the Bering Straight region.

      Basically, I don't think this is that much of an issue as a practical matter.

    2. Re:Sovereignty must be backed up with force by DeadVulcan · · Score: 1

      I would be proud as an American to help Canada to defend its soverignty claims.

      I appreciate the sentiment. However, our respective governments must act solely in the interests of their peoples, or be accused of not doing their duty. I think international relations is, unfortunately, a cutthroat arena.

      American help would never come without strings attached. I don't say this vindictively; the nature of the world stage reduces us to the lowest common denominator: all national governments must be selfish. Friendly sentiment among Americans for Canada can exert a certain amount of influence on the government, but if the U.S. backs off as a result, it only creates an opening for some other country to make a move.

      No doubt I'm being too cynical. Hundreds of millions in aid and debt relief to Southeast Asia is evidence against me. But you'd be naive if you think all of that money is going without strings attached, either.

      ...most arctic boundaries are pretty much spelled out and agreed upon...

      As a matter of fact, some of the recent high-profile unauthorized incursions into Canadian-claimed territory (high-profile within Canada, anyway) has been U.S. submarines engaging in exercises of some kind. Conservative groups in Canada have started making noise about it. And while I would never ever call myself a conservative, in this case, I agree with them.

      Like I said, I appreciate your sentiment. I hope it's shared by most Americans. But Canadian territory is a serious issue to us - and it's a Canadian issue - and we have to deal with it ourselves.

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  192. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by spac3manspiff · · Score: 1

    Continents "bobbing up" (you know, like my rubber duckie in the tub)
    that just made my day!

  193. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if people would stop "voting against" a certain party, they might actually get someone they want in office. try "voting for" your favorite candidate.

  194. your all stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I already know that global warming is a hoax dreamed up by the tree-hugging left wing drugged-out hippie peacenik media elite.

    Rush told me so.

    1. Re:your all stupid by Moderatbastard · · Score: 0

      Which album? I've got all the ones up to Signals and they don't say annything like that.

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  195. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

    There's nothing to be concerned about. We'll just torpedo the dikes in the Netherlands, and that should balance out the sea level problem nicely. (If that doesn't work, we'll attach a few blimps to New Orleans and raise it up out of the water)

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  196. Re:Too bad Canada doesn't have a military. by Stregone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Like noise output has anything to do with how new US subs detect other subs. There's this fancy thing called "sonar" that's been around for 50+ years now, maybe you've heard of it?

    Thats fucking hilarious. You should be a comedian.

  197. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - NOT WRONG by Fishstick · · Score: 2, Informative

    >Greenland ain't that big.

    Land Area 2,166,086 sq km (839,999 sq miles)

    http://worldatlas.com/webimage/countrys/namerica/g l.htm

    Claimed by Denmark in 1380, Greenland is geographically considered part of the North American continent, and is the world's largest (non-continent) island, approximately 85% of it covered with ice.

    by comparison, Antarctica is 13,209,000 sq km, 5,100,021 sq miles

    >it's not made of floating ice, either

    doesn't that make it worse? If floating ice melts, the level of the surrounding water shouldn't go up (water expands when it freezes).

    OTOH, when ice that is not floating (ie glacier over land) melts, it would eventually add to the volume of water in the sea (fozen or otherwise).

    Not saying that all the ice on greenland melting is going to make the sea level on the earth rise by 100 feet, but still...

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  198. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - NOT WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    like this?

    Looks pretty fukin' bit to me, dude.

    That shit melts, you gonna be surfin in nebraska bitch!

  199. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by LadyLucky · · Score: 1
    Dude,

    That's exactly what the parent poster said, too.

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  200. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by LadyLucky · · Score: 1

    No, parent was correct. That's the entire point. Floating ice that melts doesn't change the water level. Try it yourself.

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  201. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - NOT WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you are a fucking idiot.

    Ice is almost 30% larger in volume than water.
    a glass full of ice and water will have LESS water volume after melting.

    please this is basic physics.. what are you a junior high drop out????

  202. Land claimable 'cause its warm? Don't get it. by phobonetik · · Score: 1

    One thing the otherwise nicely written article didn't mention: why is the area suddenly now eligable to being claimed by neighbouring countries based on the fact the temperature is warmer and some ice turned to water?? Surely these countries either have "rights" to the area now, or they don't have any such rights at all. It certainly wouldn't work the otherway -- would a country such as Norway have its northern tip politically shed off if an ice age descended upon it?? I bet not! Finally - wouldn't it be nice if the UN (or some such) would appoint the government of the country least involved with environmental disaster and commercial wreaklessness (It would seem Russia and US would be excluded on these points. I imagine Canada and Denmark fare better but I won't assume so).

  203. No, Wrong again. by eMartin · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but your duck theory is completely wrong.

    The duck has air in it (making it less dense than the water). That's why it floats. In order for it to sink, you'd have to make a hole in it so the air could escape. And if you did that, then no, the water would NOT rise.

    The point is that there is a lot of ice in the Arctic which is not in the water and therefore doesn't displace water.

    Ice is less dense than water. That's why it floats. In order for it to sink, it would have to melt. That would make it less dense, and again, the water would NOT rise.

    Sure, if you pushed the ice down (just like the duck), the water would rise, but then you'd be the one making the water rise, not the ice.

  204. But there's 'no evidence' of global warming! by Dwonis · · Score: 1

    Right?

  205. We already have the West Island... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..named Aussie or something like that.

    We will overthrow the government of Australia one day and force the popultion to drink real beer.

  206. There goes the neighborhood by heybo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why is it that everytime a new piece of land is found either on this planet or even explored on the Moon or Mars some white guy has to stick a flag on it and call it theirs?

    1. Re:There goes the neighborhood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they're trying to get away from the christian fundamentalists.

  207. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    Moofie, I am appalled at your apparent lack of insight. My great great great grandchildren might be affected by this, you insensitive bastard.

  208. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by Moofie · · Score: 1

    No they won't. Global warming is going to kill everybody on the planet (starting with white Republican men) next Tuesday, so no great great great grandchildren for you.

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  209. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by pipingguy · · Score: 1


    Well, in that case, I'm all for repenting, genuflecting and spending billions on possible, maybe solutions. After all, we might all actually die someday.

    Generally speaking, I've found that unreasonable points of view come from ignorance or fear.

    The fear of death is probably the ultimate, and that denied reality can colour a person's outlook to the point where *real* reality doesn't matter any more.

    Bah, I'm getting philosophical and running out of beer. Trooper said, "We're here for a good time, not a long time". That's a pretty good outlook as long as you're not selfish along the way.

  210. Inuit: Been there, done that by SEWilco · · Score: 1
    The Inuit were among the first to notice it and they do not even have words for what they were seeing. Many indigenous languages have no vocabulary for the legions of animals, insects and plants that have advanced north as global warming melts the polar ice and invites forest to creep over the thawed tundra.

    Oddly, the Inuit ancestors invaded and conquered Greenland during the Medieval Warm Period...so the Inuit were doing what they don't have words for.

    ...and now Inuit are trying to claim damages due to the return of the warmth.

  211. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

    If its FLOATING, its accounted for. You could put a block of steel on top of the ice, if the ice still floats, the volume has been accounted for...

    If you knock my block of steel off the cube into the ocean, the same thing happens. cube becomes lighter displaces less water, block of steel now under water displaces equal amount...Same with your surface ice.

  212. Re:Too bad Canada doesn't have a military. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even for an anonymous coward you're too stupid man...
    okay let's see:
    Main Entry: so&#183;nar
    Pronunciation: 'sO-"n&#228;r
    Function: noun
    Etymology: sound navigation ranging
    : a method or device for detecting and locating objects especially underwater by means of sound waves sent out to be reflected by the objects; also : a device for detecting the presence of a vessel (as a submarine) by the sound it emits in water

  213. New Zealand Newspaper by kiore · · Score: 1
    The Herald is a reputable broadsheet, and the country's largest circulation Newspaper.

    They could have been scammed, but are unlikely to be making this up.

    This, of course, leaves unanswered the question of why you Northern Hemisphere types needed to find a Southern Hemisphere newspaper article discussing one of your local issues.

  214. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by brogdon · · Score: 1

    "The entire floating ice pack in the arctic could melt and it wouldn't effect the water level one bit. Why? BECAUSE IT'S FLOATING ALREADY."

    While I grant you this is true, what I think most concerns people is where the giant ice-shelf-chunks will be floating. Since they're essentially at the North Pole, the only direction in which they can float off is South, where the waters are warmer, and likely to accelerate the melting process. The more ice that melts, the less white surface area on the Earth we have, which means less reflected light energy, which means higher temperatures and more ice melting all over the place (including over land).

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  215. Re:Real reason this was posted? by dan42 · · Score: 1

    Any city with significant growth will experience a corresponding temperature rise (urban heat island).

    There are so many problems with "average temperature" measurement.
    Even if you're looking at data from one location, the daily AVG temperature is usually just the mid-point of the day's high and low - which may not give a fair representation.
    Defining the average temperature over a region with sparse clusters of weather stations is far more complex and much less accurate.
    And them I think of the thermometers 80 or 100 years ago - probably blown glass tubes filled with mercury and stuck to a board with hand-drawn ticks...

  216. How Big Is The Bathtub? by SEWilco · · Score: 1
    How does Greenland's ice cap compare to the recent tsunami-causing event?

    Greenland ice cap: around 2,750,000 Km^3

    Recent 9.0 quake off Sumatra: about 1,200 Km slipped, with a width of about 100 Km affected. That's about 120,000 Km^2 of ocean floor which was "uplifted by several meters". If there was an average of 10 meters of uplift (a value not yet measured), 1,200,000 Km^3 of water has now shifted around the world's oceans.

    Perhaps the "100 Km affected" which the USGS refers to is 100 Km DOWN along the fault line; the phrasing is ambiguous whether it refers to the surface.

    1. Re:How Big Is The Bathtub? by GryMor · · Score: 2, Informative

      Uhm, how do you go from 1200 Km * 100 Km * 10m to 1200000 Km^3? Your off by several orders of magnitude. Using the 10m assumption, that 1200 Km^3 (100 Km * 10 m = 1 Km^2)

      On the other hand, your ice cap volume looks right, so, we are talking about over 2000 tsunamis worth of water (on average with the potential energy of a kilometer of altitude)

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    2. Re:How Big Is The Bathtub? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After the waves, the water level only went up an average of a fraction of a mm.

    3. Re:How Big Is The Bathtub? by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      If there was an average of 10 meters of uplift (a value not yet measured), 1,200,000 Km^3 of water has now shifted around the world's oceans.

      Oops. I used mixed units, multiplying 10 m as if it were 10 Km. I think we would have noticed an uplift of 10 Km.

    4. Re:How Big Is The Bathtub? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      On the other hand, your ice cap volume looks right, so, we are talking about over 2000 tsunamis worth of water (on average with the potential energy of a kilometer of altitude)
      I think if it all melted at once, we'd have other things to worry about. Like the supernova just where the Sun used to be.
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    5. Re:How Big Is The Bathtub? by GryMor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wasn't suggesting all at once, more like, if it goes over a 20 year span (quick I know, but inside some of the worst case estimates), then thats 1 Tsunami equivelent volume every 4 DAYS, now, most of that will be greatly spread out melt, but occasionally it will be the more violoent 'entire glacier slides into the north atlantic' sort of thing, and it just takes a few of those to wipe out large chunks of the UK.

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  217. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - NOT WRONG by jabuzz · · Score: 1

    But as ice *FLOATS*, the water level will not change, in an ice/water mix as the ice melts. Something Archimedes worked out over 2000 years ago. Therefore if the North Pole ice cap melts because it is floating it will not cause the sea level to rise by even 1mm. However the Greenland ice cap will also melt at the same time and this is not floating.

  218. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by jabuzz · · Score: 1

    You know what general relativity is a well known phenomenon but they don't teach that at school either. They don't even teach special relativity and I have not seen much quantum electrodynamics being taught either, even a degree level physics. Does not make it at least a well understood phenomenon to those skill in the field.

    Large amounts of modern science is well known but for practial reasons (there is not time and some of it is difficult to understand) not taught in school.

    However as a none geologist, but with a science background I have heard of glacial rebound and a quick google brings plenty of references.

  219. Also: fields of grass growing in warming Antartic by tehanu · · Score: 1

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-14156 27,00.html

  220. Think of the next generation by mrjb · · Score: 1

    Think of the poor children. Leave the pole to Santa Claus.

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  221. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Decaff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Science is not a democracy. A theory's predictions check out or not...it does not matter at all what the majority of scientists think about it. When was the last time you heard about a 'consensus' around E=mc^2 or the like?


    Not all theories have predictions that are easy to check. In that case, the only sensible thing to do is to ask the opinions of as many scientists in that subject as you can, and see what the majority think. There is no realistic alternative.

    By the way, E=mc^2 is just an equation. It is still under debate, but there is a ... consensus that it applies in nature.

    Michael Crichton's latest book, State of Fear, is quite thought provoking on this stuff. As he says, "scientific consensus" is not science, it is marketing.

    Why believe what he says? He has never published anything that is accurate science.

  222. Greenland as a tectonic counterweight by theufo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What if all the ice on Greenland melts? It doesn't float, so it will make the sea level rise. By seven meters, according to current estimates

    To make matters worse, greenland is on the far end of the
    North American plate.

    If the downforce of all that ice disappears into the oceans, the tectonic plate might start to balance itself, causing giant earthquakes while lowering the US and Canada.

    The same thing happened to Scandinavia after the last ice age.

    It's difficult to predict exactly what will happen and how strongly, but it's a dangerous possibility you don't hear much about.

  223. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by sydsavage · · Score: 1
    Not I am in no way some pro environment guy, I am a natural born Texan, and could really care less.

    And in other news, Karl teaches George how to use one of the internets, and he stumbles onto slashdot.

  224. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Decaff · · Score: 1

    No, they don't. A majority of scientists? Not one of the scientists I know - who doesn't work for a lobbying group or left-leaning "think tank" aka lobbying group - claims to believe that Global Warming is caused by humans

    So, you select a group of scientists by their politics and then assume they are part of a consensus.

    So, where do you get the idea that "a majority" have formed a "consensus"?

    By reading the scientific press.

    And more importantly, how do you know that they came to that conclusion based on solid reasoning and not just from accepting what "everyone knows"? Scientists aren't immune to that, you know.

    Well, largely, they are - science is based on something called 'reviewing' of research in which published work has to be subject to quality checks even by those who disagree with it.

    Scientists don't publish just opinions you know.

  225. Re:Too bad Canada doesn't have a military. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    "sack the generals in charge of the opposing forces,"

    When was the last time a general ever had something to do with the sinking of a submarine, simulated or otherwise?

    If you're going to troll the Department of Defense you should at least get your service branch right.

  226. Perma[no longer]frost by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

    Apart from the other serious issues for the world from what would be going on while the Arctic is warming it would seem that all that thawing permafrost is going to make exploitation an 'interesting' exercise. What today may be hard as stone may next year turn into mud. Hmmm ...

    Also I imagine the weather would also have some 'interesting' extremes. Not saying it couldn't be done (or should be), but it wouldn't be like just going out and settling an area in the traditional way.

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  227. Re:Too bad Canada doesn't have a military. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your damn hillarious for how ignorant you are (and by the way just in case you wanna call me Anti-USA ya damn New Age Nazi). Sonar as it stands for the most part entails screaming out "here I am!" and listening for a variation. Which also by the time they are "in range" of your sonar to where you can see them, YOUR in range of thier weapons asshat. Low Noise & High Output means they can talk a bit quieter and still hear variations the same.

  228. Sovereinty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All your penguines are belong to us

  229. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by MrArmyAnt · · Score: 1

    ??? I am slightly confused. I am A+ certified (worthless I know) taking college computer classes even though I am 17, and am a repair tech for Best Buy.

  230. Disgusting by danila · · Score: 1

    I'd love to punch in the fact the retard who had this idea of a landgrab first. WTF? Haven't we realised like a half-century ago that this Earth is round, small and we all live together on it? What's that with expanding? It's the 21st century and time to put an end to this medieval thinking. I truly believe that Danes act like retards in this, but hope that some common sense and human decency might still emerge in them.

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  231. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by northcat · · Score: 1

    I pity your high school physics teacher.

  232. stop pretending the arctic belongs to canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm from Denmark, and it looks like you wanna pick a fight. don't pick a fight with a viking, we raped and killed the people who came before you long time before our children, of which you are the breed immigrated to canada.

    and yeah we were already on the north pole back then. ..ok everything aside. stop _pretending_ canada own the north pole. I'm not _pretending_ its Danish territory either. ..the native north americans were right about the faulty beliefs in property rights. shame they got wiped out.

  233. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by FnH · · Score: 1

    Err .. no ...

    The upward force is equal to the weight of the displaced liquid.

    To see where you're wrong, attach the block of steel to the bottom of the ice cube. Imagine it still floats. now, if you disconnect the steel from the cube, the steel will sink, the ice will become lighter and float some more. The steel won't take up more space, but the cube will take up less. The water level goes down.

    This ice-cube theory only holds if the densities are equal.

    Just correcting the physics, not saying anything about the enviromental effects ...

  234. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny
    Uh...yeah. I don't work on that timescale. Neither does anybody I know.
    How about the guys working on Duke Nukem Forever?
  235. Not quite right by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's not quite true. The signatory nations of the Antarctic Treaty have agreed that noonee owns the continent or portions of it. A few of the countries actually do have staked claims, but they don't actually defend them or reasonably expect anyone else to. See http://tea.rice.edu/deaton/12.2.2004.html for more info.

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    1. Re:Not quite right by Mikito · · Score: 2, Informative

      A bit more on the part about territorial claims to the Antarctic. According to the CIA World Factbook http://www.odci.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos /ay.html, parts of Antarctica have been claimed by Argentina, Australia, Chile, France, New Zealand, Norway, and the UK, and some of those parts overlap. There's no mention on the website of any open conflict to uphold those claims.

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  236. Danes perspective by Danish_guy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This isn't exactly a new discussion, at least not if you're from Denmark. Claim of the pole has been a subject of discussion for quite a while now. The only countries with a "real"(or at least geographical) claim to the pole are Canada and Denmark. And as a consequence the two countries have started a joint venture to find out where one starts and the other ends. The only thing there's really left to do is for Canada and Denmark to place a border, once measurements and readings have determined where the continentel socket really is. In the less serious end of the topic a lot of ridiculous claims have been made to try to secure claim of the pole. The worst was when a group of "independent" scientists said that Greenland wasn't Danish territory, thereby excluding Denmark from the claims race. Only problem was that we could document that Greenland has been under Danish rule for the last ca. 1200 years. Since Leif den lykkelige and Erik den røde first sat foot on greenland.

    1. Re:Danes perspective by Sein · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We Norwegians would like you Danish land thieves to hand back Greenland and cease and desist with the silly claims about Leif and Erik.

      I'm sure the Icelanders will be on my case in a second :)

    2. Re:Danes perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct... The Vikings which discovered Greenland were from Iceland, and the Icelandic Vikings were from Norway...
      But during the last 1200 years both Iceland (until 1947) and Greenland have been under Danish rule for most of the time. Denmark and Norway were united kingdoms for a long time too.. - until 1814.

      True... Norway had a claim to Greenland, but it just happened to end up as Danish.
      In the recent years, Greenland has been largely ruled by the native pupolation though (which has representation in the Danish parliament)... Greenland has no real army though, which is why Danish warships patrol its territory.

  237. Mathematical racism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What does that tell you?


    Absolutely Fucking Nothing!


    Let's "look at the numbers", as you advise.


    With 1,755,637 sq km ice-covered, it's a lot of ice. Melt that into water and it's a more than a few meters of sea level rise... National Geographic says 7 meters.


    Your so-called "institutional racism" is a smoke-screen, it isn't how big Greenland is or isn't compared to somewhere else that matters. What matters is how much ice might melt and the damage that produces in Hong Kong, Singapore, Bangladesh, London, Pacific Islands, and countless other places.

  238. Re:Real reason this was posted? by WamBamBoozle · · Score: 1

    Not feasable given the current structure. To vote your hopes instead of your fears: Instant Runoff Voting (specifically
    Condorcet Voting with Clone Proof Schwartz Sequential Dropping Cyclic Ambiguity Resolution
    ("majority prefers" is not transitive)).

  239. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why believe what he says? He has never published anything that is accurate science.

    Michael Crichton's latest book, State of Fear, has an extensive bibliography. It does not matter what Michael Crichton says (although he is an MD). But you might want to read some actual scientific experiments on the matter. The science does not conclusively support global warming.

  240. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by gstoddart · · Score: 1
    > (you know, like my rubber duckie in the tub)

    You know, Moofie, thaere are some things that you just don't admit to on SlashDot.


    Oh, I don't know. Given some of the other stuff that people seem to fess up to around here, a rubber duckie seems pretty benign. ;-)

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  241. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by Moofie · · Score: 1

    I don't know them. I also don't know the tooth fairy. Hmm...I wonder...

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  242. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Decaff · · Score: 1

    Michael Crichton's latest book, State of Fear, has an extensive bibliography

    So does a recent issue of National Geographic. Who would you trust? A respected journal or a single author with a well-known reputation for publishing half-baked ideas?

    But you might want to read some actual scientific experiments on the matter. The science does not conclusively support global warming.

    As someone who works in environmental science, I disagree. There is absolutely no doubt at all about the fact that global warming is occurring. The only controversy is whether or not human activity contributes.

  243. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by cammoblammo · · Score: 1

    Don't know what they're teaching there in the States, but I heard about glacial rebound at school in NZ.

    Then again, I have no idea how your grade system works, so mod be down if I've made an idiot of myself.

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  244. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A WITCH! A WITCH! BURN HER!

  245. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by Fishstick · · Score: 1

    > ??? I am slightly confused

    He is commenting on the fact you said you were from texas and didn't care about the environment, kinda like someone else...

    except was George isn't a natural born Texan:

    Birth: July 6, 1946 at New Haven, Connecticut

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  246. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by crazyeddie740 · · Score: 1

    I remember hearing somewhere that the predicted sea rise from global warming would be caused mainly by thermal expansion of the seas, and that the "ice caps melting" thing was just a way to popularize the idea. Don't know if this is true or not. Anybody have any sources?

  247. What about when it starts to get cold again? by Teancum · · Score: 1

    A land grab for the artic areas is all well enough, but as happened with the Vikings (during the last period of global warming) when they settled Greenland, when the weather started to get cold again all of this territory will become uninhabitable again.

    The Vikings were able to build some fairly elaborate communities, with enough people that a dioscese for the Catholic church was established to govern the several congregations that existed there. All told close to about 20,000 people at the peak of the Greenland settlement. People were born there and a couple generations lived through some productive years, but eventually Greenland again turned cold and was not able to support a large population (at least with 10th & 11th Century levels of technology).

  248. Re:Real reason this was posted? by geordieboy · · Score: 1

    I think we can assume he was referring to the rest energy and rest mass, Einstein.

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  249. Geneva Convention does not apply to non-states by Seoulstriker · · Score: 1

    Why should we apply nation-state status to terrorist groups? The Geneva Convention was never meant to protect non-uniformed soldiers and terrorists from US care. Rather, it was a treaty that was meant to protect OUR troops from the enemy. Because terrorists purposely target civilians and police without wearing a uniform and swearing allegiance to a state, the Geneva Convention will never apply to them.

    The Geneva Convention prevents POWs from being interrogated and the prisoners must be held in groups, not separated. If we apply this "minimal level of professionalism" to terrorists, what does that gain us? The terrorists have already gone against the professionalism and rules of warfare. Why should we treat them as prisoners of war?

    We already apply a very high level of treatment for the detainees without giving them specific allowances from the treaty.

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    1. Re:Geneva Convention does not apply to non-states by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      When we stoop to the lowest levels of the terrorists we become nothing more than terrorists ourselves. We will lose what little respect the international community has left for us. We'll go from being bullied to being the bully. Is that really the America you want portraited to the rest of the world? Is that a legacy you want to leave to your children? If so then perhaps you should move to China. I imagine you'd fit right in.

    2. Re:Geneva Convention does not apply to non-states by Seoulstriker · · Score: 1

      When we stoop to the lowest levels of the terrorists we become nothing more than terrorists ourselves.

      In what way are we stooping to the lowest levels of terrorists? Are you insinuating that the US is targetting civilians for murder, car-bombing indiscriminately, or beheading prisoners?

      Do you consider liberation to being a bully? What about Kosovo? Were we wrong then too? What about the tsunami relief? Were we wrong to give aid?

      You are seriously interpreting our noble actions across the world to be acts of bullying. You claim that we stoop to the level of terrorists, yet we have not done a thing like it. Your eyes are blinded by hatred for GWB. You will say anything, do anything, think anything to make it fit that GWB is evil and the US is evil.

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    3. Re:Geneva Convention does not apply to non-states by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      Liberation? I'm assume you're referring to Iraq. We didn't go into Iraq (either time) to liberate its people. We went into Iraq for the oil, plain and simple. Political asshats trying to redefine their intentions post-action say we're liberating the people. They also said Saddam was about to attack us, was developing nuclear weapons, and was a part of 9/11. All of that was BS. We're not acting as liberators. We're acting like oil-hungry greedy coporations who only give a damn about the bottomline. And what the hell is this about Kosovo and the tsunami relief efforts? Where the hell did that come from? You're simply blind, period.

    4. Re:Geneva Convention does not apply to non-states by Seoulstriker · · Score: 1

      Liberation? I'm assume you're referring to Iraq. We didn't go into Iraq (either time) to liberate its people. We went into Iraq for the oil, plain and simple. Political asshats trying to redefine their intentions post-action say we're liberating the people.

      You are very cynical to believe that we went into Iraq "for the oil". Why don't we invade Kuwait instead? They are much smaller and have more oil to boot. What about the UAE? I'd love to hear you explain that.

      They also said Saddam was about to attack us, was developing nuclear weapons, and was a part of 9/11. All of that was BS.

      Can you give me a transcript of when the leaders said that Saddam was about to attack us? Can you give me evidence that Saddam was not developing nuclear weapons? Can you give me transcripts saying that Saddam was part of 9/11?

      It should be fairly easy for you to do that, right? It's common knowledge that you are correct, right? Well, prove it!

      We're not acting as liberators. We're acting like oil-hungry greedy coporations who only give a damn about the bottomline. And what the hell is this about Kosovo and the tsunami relief efforts? Where the hell did that come from? You're simply blind, period.

      The point is that you claim that the Iraq effort is one for greed of oil. If the US is so greedy and evil for invading Iraq, then how does the Tsunami relief fit in? We're not getting oil from that. We didn't get oil from Kosovo, but we got rid of the genocidal leader Milosevic. If the US is so evil, how do those actions fit into the whole picture?

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    5. Re:Geneva Convention does not apply to non-states by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      Do you realize how pathetic you sound? You wouldn't happen to be related to Ann Coulter, would you? You're arguements sound much the same.

    6. Re:Geneva Convention does not apply to non-states by Seoulstriker · · Score: 1

      Do you realize how pathetic you sound? You wouldn't happen to be related to Ann Coulter, would you? You're arguements sound much the same.

      Exactly, you have zero evidence to backup what you have said. The only thing you have left is to say that I'm related to Ann Coulter. THAT is what is truly pathetic.

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    7. Re:Geneva Convention does not apply to non-states by hyfe · · Score: 1
      Why should we apply nation-state status to terrorist groups

      1. Slippery slope: if you're "allowed" to by-pass the convention by claiming somebody terrorists (without any semblenance of due process being needed), what stops your enemies from doing it?

      2. Were they really terrorists? There was no doubt Al-Qeida training camps existed in Afghanistan, however as far as I've understood, they were training foreign volunteers for the fundamendalist regime there. Now; some random country invades the whole country on basis of what a few members of the organisiation running the training camps did, and they're not supposed to be soldiers when they grab their weapons and defend themselves? That's just plain silly! What on earth do you have to do be counted a soldier? What is your criteria for when someone is allowed to defend themselves (soldier) or not (illegal combatants)?

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    8. Re:Geneva Convention does not apply to non-states by Seoulstriker · · Score: 1

      Slippery slope: if you're "allowed" to by-pass the convention by claiming somebody terrorists (without any semblenance of due process being needed), what stops your enemies from doing it?

      It's easy: nation-states are nation-states, and terrorists are terrorists. The US is a nation state. Iraq is a nation-state. When Saddam was in power, his uniformed soldiers were members of the military supporting the nation state. Terrorists who target civilians without wearing uniforms are terrorists and not uniformed soldiers of a nation-state. Don't assume ambiguity when there isn't.

      What on earth do you have to do be counted a soldier? What is your criteria for when someone is allowed to defend themselves (soldier) or not (illegal combatants)?

      According to the Geneva Convention and the rules of warfare, you are a soldier if you are wearing a uniform of a nation-state's military. If you are not, then you are an illegal combatant. Terrorists target civilians, which is against the laws of warfare and against the Geneva Convention.

      There is absolutely no reason why terrorists should ever be considered soldiers. They break the rules of warfare and they are not distinguished from civilians by wearing uniforms and they are not part of a nation-state's military.

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    9. Re:Geneva Convention does not apply to non-states by hyfe · · Score: 1
      Terrorists who target civilians without wearing uniforms are terrorists and not uniformed soldiers of a nation-state. Don't assume ambiguity when there isn't.

      What about terrorists who defended their country from invaders, operating out of well-known armed mility bases? Its mainly those you have imprisoned, and with them never having attacked any civilians I'm hard pressed to see them meeting your definition of a "terrorist". Are you implying guilt by assosication?

      From wikipedia concerning third geneva convention(not the best source, but easy to look up atleast):
      4A(2) Members of other militias and members of other volunteer corps, including those of organized resistance movements, provided that they fulfil the following conditions:
      (a) that of being commanded by a person responsible for his subordinates;
      (b) that of having a fixed distinctive sign recognizable at a distance (although this is not required under the First Additional Protocol);
      (c) that of carrying arms openly;
      (d) that of conducting their operations in accordance with the laws and customs of war.

      Which of these criteria did the Afghanistan defenders fail to meet?

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    10. Re:Geneva Convention does not apply to non-states by Seoulstriker · · Score: 1

      Which of these criteria did the Afghanistan defenders fail to meet?

      The last one:
      that of conducting their operations in accordance with the laws and customs of war.

      Wearing uniforms is part of the laws and customs of war. Not targetting civilians who support the US is part of the laws and customs of war. They refuse to abide by the rules and laws of warfare, and thus they will not receive the benefits of the Geneva Convention treaty.

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    11. Re:Geneva Convention does not apply to non-states by hyfe · · Score: 1
      Wearing uniforms is part of the laws and customs of war.

      They were armed men camped in military camps. They were targetted by american bombers, who identified the camps as military targets. And still they weren't combatants? They hadn't ordered matching suits yet, so they were breaking the rules of war?

      If being bombed, remember to not fight back unless you have the proper attire. I'll keep that in mind!

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    12. Re:Geneva Convention does not apply to non-states by hyfe · · Score: 1
      Not targetting civilians who support the US is part of the laws and customs of war.

      These men hadn't targetted civilians. They were living in Afghanistan for christs sake.

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    13. Re:Geneva Convention does not apply to non-states by Seoulstriker · · Score: 1

      And still they weren't combatants?

      No, they're combatants. Illegal combatants. Should we not kill illegal combatants who fight and kill civilians and US soldiers while wearing the clothes of civilians?

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    14. Re:Geneva Convention does not apply to non-states by hyfe · · Score: 1
      Should we not kill illegal combatants who fight and kill civilians and US soldiers while wearing the clothes of civilians?

      Which civilians spefically had these people killed? How many of the captured have been later on been accused of killing civilians?

      They were targetted in by your military raids against military camps. It doesn't seem like you guys had much trouble discerning wether they were military or not. The whole concept of Illegal Combatant is laughable to the extreme. I mean, if they were actually trying to hide themselves among civilians you'd might have a point. Bottom line is; they didn't. They were fighting.

      Come on, throw away your preconceptions of what you're being told and read what you're actually saying!

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    15. Re:Geneva Convention does not apply to non-states by Seoulstriker · · Score: 1

      Illegal combatants, by definition, can not be given the benefits of the Geneva Convention because they do not abide by the laws. Simply being un-uniformed is enough to be considered an illegal combatant. Don't take you your grief and anti-americanism with me. Try bitching at the Hague who devised the treaty in the first place.

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    16. Re:Geneva Convention does not apply to non-states by hyfe · · Score: 1

      Well.. whatever the convention says still doesn't change the fact that you're invading a country, rounding up people defending themselves and sending them to a state-run torture-camp.

      And your main defense is that you're using a loophole in the geneva convention? (which I must admit I haven't read, so I have no way to discern the validity of your claims)

      Doesn't anything strike you as odd here?

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    17. Re:Geneva Convention does not apply to non-states by Seoulstriker · · Score: 1

      What strikes me odd is how you portray the situation. Rather than saying that Saddam and his sons were committing crimes against humanity and they absolutely needed to be removed from power because of their confirmed crimes of raping, torturing, executing thousands of people, and killing hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians. Rather than praising the US government which liberated the Iraqi people from tyranny who are now moving on to democratic elections, you conjure up a disjointed and ignorant view that it is indeed the US government which is at fault. You use baseless claims of torture at a state-run "torture-camp".

      It strikes me odd that if Bill Clinton had been in office and he liberated Iraq, you would be singing his praises! Oh yes! Just like in Kosovo, where the US government took down a genocidal leader, unilaterally. I recommend for your own good that you take off your glasses of ignorance and look at the situation for what it is. Ask yourself, was it worth it to liberate millions of people from tyranny? I'm not just talking about Iraq, I'm talking about the Civil War, World War I, World War II, Korea, Vietnam, Desert Storm, and Kosovo.

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  250. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by spike+hay · · Score: 1

    He's right. There have actually been small earthquakes caused by things such as dam construction. The rock underneath us is under a lot of compression. A large reduction in weight can sometimes cause the crust to adjust. It won't be enough to cause the plate to sink into the mantle noticably deeper, though.

    Plate flotation has quite a bit to do with geology. To take an example, in ocean-continent subduction zones, the oceanic plate will always be subducted under the continental plate because the oceanic plate is denser and floats lower in the plastic mantle.

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  251. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Chrispy1000000+the+2 · · Score: 1

    Ahh, but what do most people think?

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  252. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by MindStalker · · Score: 1

    Why didn't you actually try it?

    Actually I didn't try it either as I've done it before in science class. But one can assume the results to be the same.

  253. Winds, Ice Motion Root Cause Of Decline In Sea Ice by mc6809e · · Score: 1

    From ScienceDaily.com

    Extreme changes in the Arctic Oscillation in the early 1990s -- and not warmer temperatures of recent years -- are largely responsible for declines in how much sea ice covers the Arctic Ocean, with near record lows having been observed during the last three years, University of Washington researchers say.

    It may have happened more than a decade ago, but the sea ice appears to still "remember" those Arctic Oscillation conditions, according to Ignatius Rigor, a mathematician with the UW's Applied Physics Laboratory and a presenter at the American Geophysical Union's annual fall meeting this week in San Francisco.

    The Arctic Oscillation is a seesaw pattern in which atmospheric pressure at the polar and middle latitudes fluctuates between positive and negative phases. The wind patterns associated with the Arctic Oscillation affect the surface winds and temperature over North America and Eurasia, as well as the Arctic.

    The Arctic Oscillation was in an extreme "high," ...

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  254. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by Moofie · · Score: 1

    I understand completely. But to suggest that continental ice shelves melting will let the continents "bob up", rendering the melting non-problematic, is Just Stupid.

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  255. Re:Real reason this was posted? by cybpunks3 · · Score: 1

    Kyoto was supposed to get to the heart of the matter with CO2 emissions.

    Actually, the real problem is human overpopulation, but there is no way we'll globally regulate that without a dictatorship.

    It really doesn't matter where we got our fuel if we were a fraction of our total population. It's just that at the current and future size of the human species, we stress the planet too much no matter what we do.

  256. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by fbjon · · Score: 1
    But it IS irrelevant...if you're willing to wait 20,000 years.
    It's relevant in Scandinavia.

    Rings that were bolted into the rock here 200 years ago, to tie boats to, are now several metres up in the air (this was confusing for me when I was a child: "what's the point of having a ring when it's like 10m away from the water!"). The Ice Age ended about 8000 years ago. Difference between then and now: 800 metres. Current rise: 0-9mm per year (rising faster to the north). How fast will a landmass rise, if it's freed of it's ice today?

    Please use wikipedia and google at your discretion to learn more about this "bobbing" phenomenon. Hell, use Microsoft Encarta if you will!

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  257. Re:Too bad Canada doesn't have a military. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    too bad you're a poopy head

  258. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by t-10056 · · Score: 1

    Sorry, you are right. My mistake.

  259. oops! by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i was basing my observation obviously on the english "vinyard", as in winery, as in vines

    sorry about the linguistic ignorance, thanks for the correction, i guess vikings know tundra when they see it ;-)

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  260. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It's controversial because of the debate over man-made versus natural cycles. It's been politicized so that the left believes it's man-made (to go with the pro-nature crowd), and the right believes it's a natural cycle (to go with the pro-industry crowd).

    It's more subtle than that. The fact is that CO2 is definitly a greenhouse gas, and the other fact is that CO2 released right now will definitly stay about 100 years in the air - hence if a CO2 climate problem is created, it will take 100 years to solve, even if ALL CO2 production (a huge part of human economy) is stopped right now. It's like you are on a bigger ship than the Titanic, you need kilometers to be able to change the direction of your ship to avoid an iceberg, and right now there is someone saying "hey I think I seeing an iceberg right now, and anyway, if you go far enough in that direction, you WILL find an iceberg". The answer is: "MAYBE there is not an iceberg, so let's continue"

    So the question is not only "is it human-made ?", it is also "do you want to take the chance?", and "how much human-made CO2 is too much: current levels? 1/10? 10 times? 10000 times?"

  261. FUD by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    The article and all subsequent responses could have been quickly and easily summarized:

    "Climate changes; humans adapt, or die. Life goes one, earth and the universe barely notice."

    So many people are squealing about the climate change. So what? Anyone who expected that climate would never change, weather would never change, conditions would never change was inevitably in for a major surprise on one timescale or another.

    People will adapt, or they will die. Or more likely, they will die in great numbers, but the survivors will adapt.

    So it ever has been, so will it be.

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  262. Re:Real reason this was posted? by CaptRespect · · Score: 1

    Bah, there's got to be a better solution than to all live in some UN Hippie commune in Northern Russia.

    I say we start developing underwater domes. That would be cool.

  263. Re:Winds, Ice Motion Root Cause Of Decline In Sea by NockPoint · · Score: 1
    Read some more from the same article:

    "The Arctic Oscillation has been in a primarily moderate to high phase during the last decade or more, and the only way to reproduce this tendency in the oscillation using a numerical climate model is if you include the observed increase in greenhouse gases in the model."

    Climate is more than temperature. Climate change will change more than temperature.

  264. Re:Real reason this was posted? by fodZ · · Score: 1
    Who would you trust? A respected journal or a single author with a well-known reputation for publishing half-baked ideas?

    I certainly would not trust in appeals to ad hominem attacks and argument from authority.

    If this stuff is so uncontroversial, what's the problem with just referencing convincing data and evidence?

    (Please note I'm not saying there isn't any - just why does the argument always seem to boil down to demonisation of opponents and "most scientists agree...".)

  265. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by spike+hay · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the bobbing up is only slight. Also, if the Greenland ice melted, the bobbing up would be only slight and take a long, long time. Since Greenland is land, it won't affect ocean levels at all.

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  266. Re:Too bad Canada doesn't have a military. by kilrogg · · Score: 1
    This seems to be another one of those myth stories that just float around. American forces with superior tech beaten by foreign forces with inferior tech in war game X in location Y.

    Here's an article which list all the recent "sinking" of US Nuclear Subs, Carriers and destroyers in recent years by Modern Diesel Subs.

    http://www.argee.net/DefenseWatch/Is%20the%20Nucle ar%20Submarine%20Really%20Invincible.htm

    Nuclear sub's are loud ass bitches, sure they have the advantage of being able to stay under water much longer, but the noise they produce allow them to be picked up by passive sonar which is a disadvantage. Diesel subs operating on batteries are scarily quiet and are hard to find using passive sonar.

    Like noise output has anything to do with how new US subs detect other subs. There's this fancy thing called "sonar" that's been around for 50+ years now, maybe you've heard of it?

    Active sonar (generating a ping sound and waiting for a reflection off of nearby objects) is a good way to let other subs know you're in the area, for that reason passive sonar (just listening for noises around you) is usual prefered when quietly lurking around.

  267. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by richie2000 · · Score: 1
    except was George isn't a natural born Texan:

    No, he's a born again Texan.

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  268. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Decaff · · Score: 1

    I certainly would not trust in appeals to ad hominem attacks and argument from authority.

    Why not? Crichton HAS published scientifically incorrect ideas - this is not an attack, it's established fact (for example, almost none of the science in Jurassic Park is correct). Also a good way to find out what is likely to be correct is to get the opinions of those believed to be authorities on a subject.

    If this stuff is so uncontroversial, what's the problem with just referencing convincing data and evidence?

    Because it IS controversial. I did not say it was otherwise. What I did say was that a consensus (vast majority) of scientists believe that human activity is affecting global warming.

    One person's convincing data is another person's controversial result! ...seem to boil down to demonisation of opponents...

    There are many scientists who don't believe that human activity is affecting the climate. I have respect for them. But, I don't have respect for an author (with a bad scientific record) who is out to make money with a controversial book, or politicians who just want to avoid making hard choices.

  269. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Kyoto was supposed to get to the heart of the matter with CO2 emissions.

    Unfortuneately, that was a solution attacking a single potential cause (out of several potential causes) and does NOTHING about the fact that it may take a few years for the planet to heal.

    Actually, the real problem is human overpopulation, but there is no way we'll globally regulate that without a dictatorship.

    Most, if not all, human population problems are really resource and population distribution problems instead- you're still assuming global warming to be manmade instead of actually dealing with the problem of global warming, and working on the cause rather than the solution.

    It really doesn't matter where we got our fuel if we were a fraction of our total population. It's just that at the current and future size of the human species, we stress the planet too much no matter what we do.

    Sometime, seriously, you need to take the drive from Las Vegas to Reno. Especially in the winter.

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  270. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Who cares about fixing it? Far better is to find a way to live with it. The planet will heal itself, regardless of what we think of as "pollution" it's all been here, in some form, for a lot longer than we have and it will be here, in some other form, long after we're dead.

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  271. Re:Real reason this was posted? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    It's certainly an option- plenty of land down there. It's just all wet is all.

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  272. Frozen by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new frozen overlords.

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  273. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

    /me gives up

    Irony: just like silvery, only harder.

  274. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by Moofie · · Score: 1

    It seems to me like putting a new iron ring in a fjord is a little bit easier to do than to move 80% of the population of the planet.

    Will the continents "bob up" after the ice goes away? Yes. Will it be in time to prevent a major humanitarian disaster? No.

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  275. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - NOT WRONG by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 1

    Simple.
    You just cut ... out ..

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  276. The good side. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Yeah, good point, what happened to the "republic of science". Is good and evil just relative to space and time (situation)?

    As for the FA. The people who can see a "good side" to the ice caps melting are like the poor people who ran in to pick up stranded fish before the wave struck. They didn't see it coming until it was too late.

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