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  1. Re:So who is she? on Actress Sues IMDb For Revealing Her Age · · Score: 1

    who cares her age... Boomer is fracken beautiful!

  2. Re:Correction on Microsoft Killed the Start Menu Because No One Uses It · · Score: 1

    Mod up +1

  3. Hey! Obiwan started it! on The Decreasing Impact of Death In Sci-fi · · Score: 1

    Blame him.

  4. Re:Yay! on The Case of Apple's Mystery Screw · · Score: 1
  5. Re:I for one on Russian Team Prepares To Penetrate Lake Vostok · · Score: 1

    If you were standing in Antarctica, and looked up I doubt you'd see Russia. ;-)

    Maybe you wouldn't, but Sarah Penguin, Former Governor of Antarctica would.

  6. Golden Poo Award on Level 3 Shaken Down By Comcast Over Video Streaming · · Score: 1

    This would be the type of service that led to them winning the award.

    Comcast sucks.

  7. This smells like the "Patriot Act" on Bill Gives Feds "Emergency" Powers To Secure Civilian Nets · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new SkyNet overlords!

    Bet it will ultimately have a similar name that we can all trust.

    Patriot Cyber Security Act

    We're from the government and we're here to help (you secure your network)

  8. How did they determine who is ugly? on Justice Not As Blind As Previously Thought · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Did they start the study of a "Hot or Not" prisoner website?

    Like the say in the auto sales game... "Theres an ass for every seat"

    I think that applies here too. Some people are turned on by strangely shaped faces, legs, asses... midgets (where are my old videos?) ....

    This is way too subjective to be taken seriously...

  9. Re:None, I have given up bash scripting on Adding Some Spice To *nix Shell Scripts · · Score: 0, Troll

    The real problem is that users insist on having spaces in their damn filenames... I ALWAYS preach against that to users... It's bad practice to have spaces in directory (folder names for stinking windoze users) or filenames in the first place.

    Users who insist on it should be flogged severely! (with old floppy disks)

    BOFH

  10. My bad! Sorry... on Wikipedia Explains Today's Global Outage · · Score: 1

    I was looking up curry recipes ... the really hot ones.

    Man, I never thought my tapeworm would cause a global outage.

  11. Re:First and Last solution? on Subversive Groups Must Now Register In South Carolina · · Score: 1

    It worked for OJ ... all I'm saying.

    It's no worse than his was.

  12. Re:First and Last solution? on Subversive Groups Must Now Register In South Carolina · · Score: 1

    This was flagged as funny ... but it's not.

    It's actually a good defense argument. It's no more "funny" than "If the glove doesn't fit, you must aquit!" ... and we know that was very successful.

  13. Re:Size on Has Apple Created the Perfect Board Game Platform? · · Score: 1

    Now that you bring you "Size" ...

    The iPad opens a whole new world for porn!

    Who says you have to touch the screen with your finger!

    The iPud!

  14. Samsung + Enlightenment on MSI Will Launch iPad Alternative · · Score: 1

    Don't forget about Samsung and their investment in Enlightenment. Their touch cell(smart) phones are pretty nice.

    I would expect them to be quietly cooking up something which is a more open solution sooner rather than later. Apple will open up this market, but I think Samsung will bring a viable option out soon. I just hope it has multitouch and can make cell calls via bluetooth headsets. Camera would be nice too.

  15. Curry Propellant? on India Moves To Put Its First Man In Space By 2016 · · Score: 1

    I think I could be helpful in producing the needed processed materials.

  16. Re:What will they be called? on India Moves To Put Its First Man In Space By 2016 · · Score: 1

    Currinauts ... I'm hungry already!

  17. Re:Monty on European Commission Approves Oracle-Sun Merger · · Score: 1

    Ah, thanks for clearing that up.

  18. Re:Monty on European Commission Approves Oracle-Sun Merger · · Score: 1

    Sorry ... WTH is Monty?

  19. Re:Penetration on Porn Industry Tiptoes Into 3D Video · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, did you just say that women are getting increasingly larger?

    Supersize me!!! (not an actual Extenze recommendation)

  20. Re:Krave on The Worst Products of CES 2010 · · Score: 2, Funny

    For those of us who do not smoke, at first glance the "Krave" looks amazingly stupid. Add the hot chick in the ad and it looks like a pathetic marketing attempt to sell a lame product.

    I hear they are going to start selling them right after the Extenze Infomercials on late night TV ... I mean, what a better time to want a eCig.

  21. Re:Krave on The Worst Products of CES 2010 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Haha, welcome from the land of zion (or the Zion Curtain to some)

  22. Re:Some other subsidy on Ford's New Cars To Be Wi-Fi Hotspots · · Score: 1

    Auto Porn? Now I'm listening (not actually watching, can't do that while driving)

    plus ...
    I can see people might be a little interested at first..
    Then kinda warm up to it...
    and start really liking it...

    then OMG THIS IS THE BEST STUFF EVER!!! ..

    then lose all interest and turn the radio back to NPR.

  23. Re:god damn self driving cars on Ford's New Cars To Be Wi-Fi Hotspots · · Score: 1

    wow, maybe someone needs to program the nearest "AA" meeting location into the GPS of their Self-Driving Car and let it take them there.

  24. Re:the sky is falling! on Legislator Wants Cancer Warnings For Cell Phones · · Score: 5, Funny

    Warning: "Politics makes you a fuckhead"

    That should totally be made into a T-Shirt

  25. Re:1 Hundredth of a Degree Kevin on Dark Matter Particles May Have Been Detected · · Score: 1

    Funny +5