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  1. Re:Well That's It on Olympic Tickets Contain Microchip With Your Data · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hey man, this is CHINA we are taliking about... They would NEVER EVER EVER do anything untoward or untrustworthy with that information... They CARE about people as individuals and are bulwarks of integrity when it comes to things like this...

    What could you POSSIBLY be concerned about?!?
    (cough)Tienamen Square(cough)

  2. I for one on Supersonic Skydiving · · Score: 1

    I for one would like to take this opportunity to welcome our new supersonic sub-orbital overloards from inner space!

  3. Re:Forrester cracks me up... on Apple to Rule the Digital Home by 2013? · · Score: 0

    LOL

    WOW they totally nailed that.. and so specific too...

    Must be a slow news day...

  4. Can't be any more dangerous than the ZX14 I ride.. on Wearable Motorcycle Design · · Score: 1

    I would love to try something like this... Looks interesting. I have ridden plenty of motorcycles, cannot see how this could be any more dangerous...

  5. Re:Still a long way to go on Stealth Paint From German Inventor Werner Nickel · · Score: 1

    he had bred a worm whose excrement made it possible to grow radishes in the dry desert sand.

    But can that excrement allow humans to see the future and travel faster than light? I was too busy crying about the last paragraph of the story to worry about time travel...

    "In one respect, however, Essen's message is disappointing. Drivers can't expect to become invisible to police radar traps anytime soon. "When an object is moving at such close range," he admits, "even the best shield paint doesn't do any good."

    Guess that paint will not be an option on next year's Z06 Corvette...

  6. Re:Like herpes on Jack Thompson's Letter To Take-Two Exec's Mother · · Score: 1

    Umm, I hate to ask, but why would there be sweat on a dead man's balls?? You will have to ask Jack Thompson...
  7. Re:Like herpes on Jack Thompson's Letter To Take-Two Exec's Mother · · Score: 1

    Jack Thompson sucks the sweat off a dead man's balls.

  8. Re:Would you buy a Metallica online album...? on Metallica May Follow In Footsteps of Radiohead, NIN · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't buy it online or otherwise due to the crap they pulled in the past and due to the fact that New Metallica will likely suck like an airplane toilet. I am guessing this due to the fact that they have had their biggest hit since the black album with a cover of an old Bob Seager song.

    It has been a long time since they did anything original or good. A REALLY long time.

    I think if it hadn't been for their rediculously fanatical oposition to file sharing that they would long since have faded into obscurity. lets face it, their press has been for their oposition to napster for the last 12 years or so, not for anything they have done musically. Musically they are a footnote, an alsoran, a hasbeen, almost to the point of parody IMHO.

  9. Re:Very large surface area needed on Solar Powered Microbes Manufacture Biofuels · · Score: 1

    They aren't bored sitting in traffic? The train sucks, but sitting in a traffic jam is even worse, IMHO. You can't read the newspaper. I have seen people reading and worse while driving... SHOULDN'T is different than can't
  10. Re:Very large surface area needed on Solar Powered Microbes Manufacture Biofuels · · Score: 1

    It's got what cyanobacteria crave! Why do they crave it?

    Because it's got electrolytes.

    Why does it have electrolytes?

    Because thats what plants crave.
  11. Do you think they would do this to ANY other... on Network Solutions Suspends Site of Anti-Islam Film · · Score: 2, Insightful

    reilgion>?

    Christians and Jews make convenient targets. Hindu and Buddhist would too. It is only the Islam religion that gets these kinds of consessions. Thats because they respond unreasonably and brutally.

    Nice going you cowardly asshats.

  12. Re:Well, it's an idea... on Homemade Robot Patrols Atlanta Streets · · Score: 1

    5. Profit

  13. Re:I mean... on Will Mars be a One-way Trip? · · Score: 2, Funny

    You could get lots of volunteers this way, especially if you used the implanted memories to convince them that the women of the plannet have 3 boobs...

  14. Re:Meanwhile, in Baghdad on Killer Military Robot Arms Race Underway? · · Score: 1

    You are also talking about a mentality and economy that is based on how many bullets you have for your gun, and the robot would be more highly prized by them than would a mere human being.

  15. Re:Maybe that explains... on NASA Looking For "Diamonds In The Sky" · · Score: 1

    DaBeers may now start blackmailing and muscling in on NASA...

  16. They scatter like roaches... on Build Your Own Neighborhood Vigilante · · Score: 1

    This guy is awesome. Instead of bitching about no one protecting his neighborhood, he took matters into his own hands and did something constructive to fix the problem. It is non-lethal, and seems reasonably effective. I especially like the part about the bad guys scattering like roaches when he hits them with the light. Thats what that type of vermin remind me of. Parasitic little insects. Funny that it just takes a little water to make them scatter.

  17. Re:You're way too optimistic on RIAA Expert Witness Called "Borderline Incompetent" · · Score: 1

    I can think of a glaring third.... The infamous Goracle.

  18. Re:Real Genius on Hearing Voices? Could Be the Lasers · · Score: 1

    I for one would like to welcome our new laser toting overlords, and so would I, and so would I.......

  19. Re:Big deal on Titan's Organics Surpass Oil Reserves on Earth · · Score: 1

    "If rubbing permafrost on your crotch is wrong, I don't want to be right"

  20. I FOR ONE.... on US Military Seeks Hypersonic Weaponry · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one would like to welcome our new HYPERSONIC overlords...

  21. Re:motorists being forced off the road and into bu on IBM Patents Pricing Motorists Off Highways · · Score: 1

    Its the Democrat way... Spread the misery equally.

    There are those, like me, that are outside consultants or reps who have no choice but to be on those roads. Public transit cannot serve me. It is not possible for me to haul all of my samples around on the city bus! All that this upcharge will accomplish is a rise in prices in general. Nobody chooses to be in that traffic for fun... Anyone out at rush hour is there because they have to be. This is just another way to squeeze a few more dollars out of joe schmoe out there trying to feed the family. It is born of a government idea that they can spend your money better and more effectively than you can.

  22. Of course its not selling... on Vista Shipped On 39% of PCs In 2007 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It takes a CRAY to run it, and it is buggier than an entomology lab.

  23. One ring to rule them all ..... on Innovative Designs and Devices · · Score: 1

    and in the darkness bind them...

    That iRing looks interesting...
    Kind of made me think of a Golemesque Steve Jobs.. precious my precious

  24. I for one would give it a shot... on The Age of the Airship Returns? · · Score: 1

    I think it would be a fun and elegant way to travel. Smoother and much more quiet than traditional aircraft... I think it could be like luxury train trips where the transportation is part of the enjoyment of the vacation.
    Maybe not for a business trip, but for pleasure I would LOVE it as an option. Especially if it were priced right.

  25. I have the solution... on LANCOR v. OLPC Case Continues In Nigerian Court · · Score: 1

    All they need to do is send them the $30M that a dead relative of mine apparently left behind in a nigerian bank account after being killed in a car crash a year or so ago... I have the contact info for a brother in God who will be happy to help them get at it for a small fee... All they need to do is mail him their bank account info, and a few thousand dollars to cover the administration fees...

    It would seem to me that Nigerias biggest problem is fatal car crashes as I see this deal about 6 times a day...