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  1. Let the conspiracy theories commence! on Linux Port of Disciples 2 Announced · · Score: 5, Funny

    OK, from the slashdot article:
    Posted by michael, written by bobz.

    From the happy penguin article:
    In IRC today, evil genius Michael Simms... , this article was written by bobz.

    I'll scratch your back if you'll scratch mine? I was wondering why a non-profitable game being ported to a market that has never been marketable (linux ported games) was a frontpage slashdot article. Now I know.

  2. Re-tar-ded! on Linux Port of Disciples 2 Announced · · Score: 3, Insightful

    a turn-based strategy game that was well-reviewed but not terribly successful commercially. /me breathes a sigh of relief that it's not another first-person shooter

    Why in the hell would you port a game that won't bring in money? Honestly, porting games that bring in a TON of cash commercially do poorly in the Linux market, so who thinks that porting an unsuccessful game would bring in a profit?

  3. FYI on World's First Tree-sitting Weblog · · Score: 3, Funny

    The laptop being used is made entirely of hemp.

  4. Re:MS wins... on Me Oh Me Oh My, Malda Gets Married · · Score: 2

    Thank you. I've spewed coffee out of my nose. I'll actually need time to recover from that laugh!

  5. Some keep them? on Buy College Education, Get Free iBook · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The students do not keep the computers, unless they finish two years in the honors program.

    Wow, at my old college, they are forcing all the engineers to have laptops (even have a used laptops for sale), but you have to buy them. And even if they supplied them, giving them away is -huge-. Think about it. If you get an iBook for free, its equivalent to going to school for a free semester...

  6. Re:Sure... on Updating Quickbooks Forces Online Membership? · · Score: 1

    Read his journal, then understand that if you were in his shoes, you'd piss your pants, and ask to stop the earth, cause you'd want to get off.

  7. Will something click... on HOWTO: Annoy a Spammer · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article:
    "They've signed me up for every advertising campaign and mailing list there is," he told me. "These people are out of their minds. They're harassing me."

    Ok, start your bets. When will his mind click, and he understands that this is what he does to people for a living?

    My bets on 5 years.

  8. Higher lifeform? on Cancer Mouse Not Patentable in Canada · · Score: 3, Funny

    the so-called 'Harvard Mouse' that is especially prone to cancer...So there is at least one place where higher life forms cannot be patented

    Prone to Cancer = higher life form? You're views are ass backward, friend.

  9. Re:this is a good thing... on Free Software, Free Society · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But, most intelligent minds were not zealotous and unwilling to be practical and professional when arguing. I've seen transcripts of debates of RMS and MS reps. The MS Rep always talked with professionalism, and when RMS was asked a tough question, he'd try to rail on MS and avoid the question altogether.

    I -really- wish I had links to some of them (anyone? I think there was a recent debate at MIT that RMS went off the handle).

    Basically, RMS's points have been heard, and change takes a long time. RMS isn't willing to wait for a long period of time, and isn't satisfied with how much has happened already, so I picture him as a stubborn zealot that will never truely be happy.

    Sorry to sound harsh, or to bash RMS. His ideas are good, but the way he conveys it is not.

  10. Re:What is Struts? on Manning's Struts in Action · · Score: 2, Informative

    Struts is an online J2EE framework that utilizes the Model View Controller pattern. Look on the website for a good overview.

  11. Re:What a big ball of complexity on Manning's Struts in Action · · Score: 2

    Yeah, for personal websites and such, no major MVC and EJB and other J2EE is necessary, but if you have a enterprise size 50+ page site that requires all the wizbangs and is complex (like online banking), good luck designing all that perl.

  12. Re:MVC to all who say "I just write..." on Manning's Struts in Action · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I completely and totally agree!

    I'm sick of children that say "Hell, I coulda done that in like a week, not 3 months!" This is the difference between coding all hours of the night and true professional development.

    This is, unfortunately, an issue with several open source projects. Someone just starts slapping code together, and more and more people jump in and have coding binges over the weekend. What do you end up with? A bowl of spaghetti code that only the original writers can understand.

    If major design was implemented from the start, a lot of open source projects would be easier to help out (I hate to say this, cause it will sound like a troll, but slashcode really needs rewritten from scratch with a better design than what it currently has. Honestly, if it was well written, I think a lot more people would be willing to pitch in and help out.)

  13. Struts on Manning's Struts in Action · · Score: 5, Interesting

    FYI - Struts is quickly becoming the framework of choice for all J2EE coding houses. Having struts experience is a huge plus on your resume. The other Java tech to watch out for is portals (ie - jakarta's portal engine, or WebSphere's portal engine).
    I digress, but I've used struts and the MVC pattern plenty at my job, and it just makes life so easy when adding in new functionality, fixing bugs quickly, and overall maintainability.

    Those that say "its good in theory, not in practice" haven't used it correctly in practice.

  14. Quick Question... on System Optimization Guide for Gamers · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Where's the line between a system tweaked for gaming and a gaming console?

    Isn't a gaming console, in essence, a system tweaked for gaming?

  15. Re:Bond, James Bond. on Review: Solaris · · Score: 2

    But remember. Back when Sean Connery was Bond it -WAS- an overdone action flick.
    Have you seen action flicks from the 60s?

    The reason most people say "Bond jumped the shark" or "its not as good as the old bonds" was because they were in the 80s when they saw the 60s bonds. If you saw them in the 60s you'd realize that its the same thing, just being adjusted to the times.

    I'm a long time bond fan and thought this was probably the best brosnan bond (the last one, "The World is not enough" was terrible!).

    And for another person's comment about the theme song, yes, madonnas song was good, but wasn't a bond song. It was the only thing I really didn't like about the flick.

  16. Re:Competitive advantage. on All Source Code Should Be Open, Revisited · · Score: 1

    Competitors may take advantage of reading the source

    There's your biggest point!
    This article sounds a lot like vocal people that preach how we should abolish all patent laws. Not all patents are bad!

    The approach of 'open sourcing everything' will just add truth to the "Open Source is Communism" trolls.

  17. Re:I have a brilliantly original idea on Throttling Computer Viruses · · Score: 5, Informative

    True, but why do people have to keep writing programs with static buffer sizes?

    I think it isn't that people WRITE programs with static buffers now-a-days as much as it is that people who maintain old software don't fix the static buffers.

    Plus I could also argue what is more important to the program? Static gives me knowledge of the maximum size of memory used, if that knowledge is required. Searching is faster in arrays than linked lists (although replacing, on average, is slower). Don't assume that static buffers are ALWAYS wrong.

  18. Re:I have a brilliantly original idea on Throttling Computer Viruses · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There's always a hole that cannot be planned. In complex systems, bugs and leaks are bound to be found, regardless of how much attention you pay.
    Plus, you usually have to balance security with user friendliness (putting on flame retardent jacket). Simply adding users vs root is a hassle for your average (home) user. People need to understand security to be willing to put in secure methods. Lets face it, people just want crap to work right now. They turn off security measures (like firewalls) to get something to work (like a game), then don't turn them back on so they don't have to deal with it the next time they try to play that game.

  19. Re:It's a nice idea... on Living with Darth Vader · · Score: 1

    You joke, but when I worked in a game store, people would buy games like Antiem! for the sole purpose of "Making sure the 'right' side wins, this time!" And I live in southern Ohio (got lotsa KY customers, though).

  20. Re:SURPRISE! on Microsoft Just Says No to .Doc Replacement Panel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the creation in a new format that will be the doom of Microsoft Word.

    Lets be realistic, shall we?
    With the amount of marketshare that Word has on the wordprocessing market, I don't think anything will cause its 'doom' anytime soon.

  21. SURPRISE! on Microsoft Just Says No to .Doc Replacement Panel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, MS isn't going to open up one of its proprietary license. Especially one that is so widely used. If this comes as a surprise, you need to soak your head.

    But, I guess everyone will have a great time bashing MS for doing the obvious...

  22. Re:Bad timing for Star Trek release on Star Trek Nemesis Preview Online · · Score: 1

    That's $15.25.

    Man, how true that is. Don't forget to add the $20 for the tickets, and if you live near one of the new, digital, stadium seating type theaters, you can get a hamburger and fries for another $20.

    I'd rather take my wife out to a fancy dinner than watch a movie. Its the same price!

  23. Re:Advertising on Star Trek Nemesis Preview Online · · Score: 1

    They really need the advertising, too, for the reasons I give in my other post (to quick sum up: its being released right between the new James Bond and The Two Towers).

  24. Bad timing for Star Trek release on Star Trek Nemesis Preview Online · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Only the biggest trekkies will be at this release. Planning on releasing the movie right inbetween the newest bond and the two towers (that preorder tickets go on sale tomorrow, btw). It just seems like they shoulda tried to release it before "Die Another Day" to get higher opening day ticket sales, instead of battling the other two movies for income.

  25. Re:More Bias on Another Critical Microsoft Hole · · Score: 2

    What's worse? /. bitches and moans when MS doesn't supply a patch right away (in order to test it fully), now that MS does release a patch quickly, it is full of flaws that would have been checked if they would have just tested it longer like they normally do.

    Damned if they do, damned if they don't.