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  1. Hrmm on Gaming Patents From Years Past · · Score: 1

    Whack-a-solenoid-causing-fluctuations-in-the-current

    Maybe they should have just stuck to that name?

  2. Street Fighter? on Resurrecting Old Games, What Works? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pfft, I'm holding out for Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix-Remix.

  3. I'm unfamiliar with that substance... on DIY USB Servo-Guided Water Gun · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wwwwat-er? Apparently wiki says that its a naturally occurring substance that people 'drink' and do something called 'wash' with.

     

  4. As they say... on PETA Using Games To Spread Its Message · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If animals werent meant to be eaten, they wouldnt have been made so tasty.

  5. Hrmm on PETA Using Games To Spread Its Message · · Score: 3, Funny

    So I guess a remake of "Duck Hunt" is out of the question?

  6. Hrmm on UK Opens National Video Game Archive · · Score: 4, Funny

    Daikatana.

    Why? So future generations may know how exactly not to create a game.

  7. Hrmm on Robotic Suit For Rent In Japan · · Score: 1

    I think the article missed the feature where the wearer powers up, screaming while an animated background appears.

  8. Hrmm on South Korea's Free Computer Game Business Model Hits the US · · Score: 5, Funny

    So essentially, people will be paying for pieces of flair on their characters?

    How many pieces of flair should you wear to express yourself?

  9. Hrmm on Wall-E Lookalike Wins British War Robot Showdown · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just what the world needs, a robotic killing machine that likes to hold hands.

  10. Re:Magpies are evil. on Magpies Are Self-Aware · · Score: 1

    I think they branch off into the beer drinking species.

  11. Re:The bird replies: on Magpies Are Self-Aware · · Score: 3, Funny

    chicks dig consistency.

  12. Magpies are evil. on Magpies Are Self-Aware · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In Australia, when its nesting season for Magpies they swoop people who go within their territory. Now I had to walk a fair way to catch a bus which just happened to intersect with a couple of magpies. One particular time I had one swoop, peck and draw some blood on some demon birdesque fly-by. I ran and took shelter at a nearby mall and waited about 5 minutes or so. I saw other people walking around and assumed that the coast was clear and went on my merry way. However, said demon bird was waiting for me and attacked again. Why it didnt attack any of the other potential targets and instead wait for me I'll never know.

  13. Re:How's this for ironic... on New Map IDs the Core of the Human Brain · · Score: 1

    Of course you'd say that, you have the brainpan of stagecoach tilter.

  14. I think I'll wait.... on Wikileaks Releases Early Atomic Bomb Diagram · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...until the design which involves a pringles can is available.

  15. Oh boy! on EA Launches 'Hostile' Bid for GTA Publisher · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just can't wait for GTA: Livin' Large, GTA: Hot Date, GTA: Makin Magic and GTA: Vacation.

  16. Hrmm on Sony Online To Sell Virtual Property · · Score: 5, Funny

    So the rich get to stay on top even in games?

    oh what fun that will be, my character can be a penniless student just like in real life.

  17. Phew! on Big Day For Browser Vulnerabilities · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lynx missed out!

  18. Hrmm on Feather-based Jacobean Space Chariot · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder if macgyver could have done better...

  19. Hrmm on Hotel Tycoon Pushes Inflatable Space Stations · · Score: 4, Funny

    It'd be worrying if you saw a sign before leaving with

    "bring a bike pump.... your life may depend on it!"

  20. Hrmm on Meteorite Crashes Through New Zealand Roof · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe they should check the 'meteorite' for peanuts...

  21. Hrmm on China to Crack Supercomputer Top Ten List · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So what happened to that dragon cpu chip they were working on?

  22. Hrmm on Smart Bullets Phone Home · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm glad I don't have the job of testing that...

    shooting at TNT seems a little risky.

  23. Hrmm on USS Enterprise Finally Flies · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Should'nt Star Trek have its own icon?

    Starwars does...

  24. I know what mine is... on What's Your Terrorism Quotient? · · Score: -1, Redundant

    It's just like my karma level... "Excellent"

  25. That may be so... on Flying Car More Economical Than SUV · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But the cost of the flying car would be significantly more than an SUV.

    What of the costs for learning how to drive/fly one of these things?

    I'm not really looking forward to the time where people who run out of gas/petrol simply fall out of the sky to their deaths and those on the ground.

    Would you let a cletus like character behind the wheel of one of these things?