Algorithms, in general, were invented by Al Gore. Being a humble public servant, instead of naming his invention directly after himself, he instead spent his valuable time developing the very word "algorithms", a portmanteau of the words "Al Gore Rhythms".
My ancient motorola flip-phone has survived several bicycle crashes, being thrown through an interior wall, plenty of rain and sweat, and I once lost it in a mall parking lot in the winter where it got buried in snow for a week, then later found by someone and turned in to the local cops, where it and I were eventually reunited. Still works great.
Whut? The USA is the best, most freest country in the world. We're #1 at everything without even trying! USA! USA! Anyone who doesn't think so is a damn dirty hippy fag druggie terrorist communist and can get the hell out!
My immune system is currently plenty strong and I never get sick; if I look at sick people and boost it even further, will I get an autoimmune disease?
Start off small. Pick up some used Cisco stuff off Ebay at 1% list. Maybe a 6500 with a couple of SUP2s for your core switch, a couple or four 7200s for the upstreams/customer facing bits. Make lots of money, upgrade to newer stuff as needed.
This song kicks ass. I haven't heard it in years, but the guitar part will probably be in my head for weeks just from reading this story. He should have won awards for this song.
It has the same problem though--where do you use it? It's not street legal, and most bike/walk paths prohibit motorized vehicles... it will fit in well once we start redesigning cities to accommodate the Segway... has that started yet?
The Sony 3D TV will only play back Beta tapes and DRM-ed content off Memory Sticks(TM), and it will install a rootkit on every device in your house before committing seppuku.
>The first laser picks out imperfections in the surface of a tabletop while the second laser focuses on microscopic imperfections highlighted and uses those to direct the cursor.
Anybody doing retail sales has surely encountered couples like this. I'll bet the second laser demands a discount for the imperfections that the first laser found.
They pretty much need to die and just become infrastructure companies--they can make good money renting their copper loops (they get ~$10/mo for reselling dry loops, depending on which state you're in), fiber, colo space, etc, to CLECs and other interconnect companies and the like. They wouldn't have to do much in the way of direct customer service, which they are so famously good at...
> Clearly there's something to this article that I'm not seeing...
Did you see the bit about it being ON THE INTERNETS? There's the difference! When you put something ON THE INTERNETS it becomes more than just the sum of its parts, it becomes a new, unique, and patentable thing; a technological piece de resistance of intellectual property!
Who cares what happens to Oz? They need do something about all those flying monkeys, this might just do the trick. Then it'll finally be safe to vacation there again.
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Algorithms, in general, were invented by Al Gore. Being a humble public servant, instead of naming his invention directly after himself, he instead spent his valuable time developing the very word "algorithms", a portmanteau of the words "Al Gore Rhythms".
Don't be misinformed.
My ancient motorola flip-phone has survived several bicycle crashes, being thrown through an interior wall, plenty of rain and sweat, and I once lost it in a mall parking lot in the winter where it got buried in snow for a week, then later found by someone and turned in to the local cops, where it and I were eventually reunited. Still works great.
You there! Call us "the good guys" or we'll shoot you with our many guns! Choose!
I thought so.
Here's a lovely pic of a "clean coal" plant's emissions that I took just yesterday. Yummy. http://i.imgur.com/6Xaos.jpg
The site's just slow, keep hitting reload!
The new power grid is hanging out with the national fiber network, drinking martinis and lighting cigars with $100 dollar bills.
Nice! It doesn't really matter if nukes work or not anyway; they are not intended to actually be used, and this just helps them stay that way.
Hey good lookin, we'll be back to pick you up later!
Good answer, good answer!
>as if he believes we currently are.
Whut? The USA is the best, most freest country in the world. We're #1 at everything without even trying! USA! USA! Anyone who doesn't think so is a damn dirty hippy fag druggie terrorist communist and can get the hell out!
Thank you Jesus! Amen.
My immune system is currently plenty strong and I never get sick; if I look at sick people and boost it even further, will I get an autoimmune disease?
Start off small. Pick up some used Cisco stuff off Ebay at 1% list. Maybe a 6500 with a couple of SUP2s for your core switch, a couple or four 7200s for the upstreams/customer facing bits. Make lots of money, upgrade to newer stuff as needed.
http://www.frogview.com/uploadimages1/468f8326d09681.05978191frogview-gallery.jpg
The killer app for this will of course be a Timex Sinclair 1000 emulator.
This song kicks ass. I haven't heard it in years, but the guitar part will probably be in my head for weeks just from reading this story. He should have won awards for this song.
Might as well mention that I just lost the game.
Good day.
It has the same problem though--where do you use it? It's not street legal, and most bike/walk paths prohibit motorized vehicles... it will fit in well once we start redesigning cities to accommodate the Segway... has that started yet?
The Sony 3D TV will only play back Beta tapes and DRM-ed content off Memory Sticks(TM), and it will install a rootkit on every device in your house before committing seppuku.
>The first laser picks out imperfections in the surface of a tabletop while the second laser focuses on microscopic imperfections highlighted and uses those to direct the cursor.
Anybody doing retail sales has surely encountered couples like this. I'll bet the second laser demands a discount for the imperfections that the first laser found.
I hope I live to see this, and that it looks exactly like the one in Tron. C'mon reality, don't let me down again!
They pretty much need to die and just become infrastructure companies--they can make good money renting their copper loops (they get ~$10/mo for reselling dry loops, depending on which state you're in), fiber, colo space, etc, to CLECs and other interconnect companies and the like. They wouldn't have to do much in the way of direct customer service, which they are so famously good at...
Maybe he's a replicant. He doesn't have time to mess around.
> Clearly there's something to this article that I'm not seeing...
Did you see the bit about it being ON THE INTERNETS? There's the difference! When you put something ON THE INTERNETS it becomes more than just the sum of its parts, it becomes a new, unique, and patentable thing; a technological piece de resistance of intellectual property!
"words that many reasonable people might find upsetting or objectionable"
These are not reasonable people. These are people looking through a dictionary in order to be offended.
Fuck those people. Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfuckers.
Remember when ICANN routed all unassigned IP space to a helpful web page full of advertisements, breaking many other things in the process?
Me neither.
Who cares what happens to Oz? They need do something about all those flying monkeys, this might just do the trick. Then it'll finally be safe to vacation there again.