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  1. Re:Hyperbole on Japanese Scientists Dig up Million-year-old Ice · · Score: 1

    Who in their right mind would drink the best scotch over ice? They probably use it to keep their whale meat sashimi nice and fresh.

  2. Re:Try Flashblock on Microsoft's Sparkle a Flash Killer? · · Score: 1

    Yeah!

  3. Try Flashblock on Microsoft's Sparkle a Flash Killer? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I already have a flash killer. It's called Flashblock. Of course it only works in Firefox. If the truth must be told, advertising killed flash for me. Flashblock simple buries it. Though it's more like burying something alive. It's still there. You just don't have to look at it anymore.

  4. Ironic Icon on How to Do What You Love · · Score: 1

    It's interesting that the icon for a story about slashdotters doing what they love is of a hand gripping something hard and cylindrical with a bulbous end on it.

  5. NetGear and MadWifi (atheros chipset) on State of WLAN Support on Linux? · · Score: 1

    I hadn't realized how little support there was for wifi under linux until I got an old Inspiron 3800 laptop. Installed Fedora Core 4 on it. I spent many hours looking for driver supported cards. I finally hit upon MadWifi that others have mentioned here. It doesn't support passphrases but you can use wpa_supplicant for that (though I haven't got it working). I went to the MadWifi site looked at the list of cards. Wrote down a few and went to the local BestBuy. I ended up with a NetGear WG511T and after downloading the correct RPM's that would support it under Fedora Core 4. I got it working after a couple of hours of fiddling around I got connected. The next thing I wanted to get working was the Cisco VPNClient. I did manage to get it to compile, but when I fire it up it locks the computer up so hard I have to turn it off. I tried VPNC and it doesn't work either.

    Sorry too lazy tonite to provide the relevant links and exact versions of what right now. My advice is to look for what linux wifi drivers are available then what cards they support, find out if the card will work with the computer you want to put it in, then buy the card and then fiddle with the software whether you have to compile them or use RPM's for your distro.

  6. My 180 Solution on Feds Asked to Take Action Against Adware Creator · · Score: 1

    String 'em up by the balls. Then they'll be 180.

  7. Re:Figures... on Brits Ready Crops For Global Warming · · Score: 1
    Starting with barley

    In other words, "Forget the orphans, save the beer!"
    And the scotch single malt whisky. Mustn't forget the scotch! Without the revenues from it's export, they wouldn't be able to feed the orphans their beer.
  8. Not Spam Anymore on Has Microsoft 'Solved' Spam? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I think Microsoft's solution to spam is the similar to the Bush administrations solution to torture. They redefined it. It's not spam. It's not torture. Problem solved.

    I'll bet this gets modded troll or flaimbait.

  9. Use Web Standards on When Should You Stop Support for Software? · · Score: 1

    My 2 kopeks. If you use web standards you won't have to worry about supporting older browsers. If a site is designed correctly the CSS will degrade gracefully. See Zeldman's and Meyer's work. As for supporting older software, as long as someone is paying you enough to support it then it's worth it.

  10. Backhoes Don't Care on The Backhoe, The Internet's Natural Enemy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Backhoes don't care. Why? I'll relate a similar wire cut story. I was called out to our local airport to fix a problem with one of the airlines ground to air radios. This lets ground crews communicate with the flight crew. It is separate from air traffic control. In one room was the radio. In another room several doors down was a monitor speaker that could hear the conversation. I determined there was nothing wrong with the monitor speaker and nothing wrong with the audio and most likely a broken wire. The room separating the radio and speaker was quite large. The wire was run through the ceiling. I had to lift up many a ceiling tile to trace the wire and find the break.

    I found the break. The wire had been cut and tied off. There was barely enough wire to splice the two back together. Once repaired the monitor speaker worked again. I was told later by the airline employees, airport facility workers had redone the ceiling in that one room. To me it appeared the workers found the wire in the way of their job, didn't know or didn't care what it was hooked to and simply cut it and tied it off out of the way.

    Backhoe operators probably have the same mentality. They want to get their work done. If they cut a cable, it doesn't affect them. They are just doing their job. To solve this problem I would recommend burying fiber next to gas lines. The fiber should be coated with a material that bursts into flame 30 seconds after it exposed to air or cut. Not only will the backhoe operator cut the cable he'll break the gas line as well. The 30 seconds delay is to build up enough gas for a nice explosion. Sure it'll be a mess, but that's one backhoe operator who won't cut any more fiber.

  11. Re:The wrong question on Piracy Setup Discovered in WV Capitol Building · · Score: 1
    How many Slashdotters actually know what the capital of West Virginia is without having to look it up?

    I think we should be asking:

    1. West Virginia is a state?
    2. They know what computers are?
    3. Can they marry their cousins?
  12. Don't Touch That Geek on Keyboards Are Disgusting · · Score: 1

    PC keyboard was infected by more bacteria than a normal toilet seat.

    Ah, this explains why there is so much crap on the Internet. I wonder what other organisms they would find a typical slashdotters keyboard?

  13. Not a Thing on What Should People Understand About Computers? · · Score: 1

    I worked in a call center supporting customers who purchased extended warranties for various consumer electronics: printers, computers, digital cameras, scanners, etc. I came to the conclusion is that the only thing people should know about computers is they are too stupid to own one. Most of the time I punished the end users by replacing their printer with a crappy refurb or making them reinstall their OS. Though, I was one of the few techs who actually told the customer they'd lose all their data.

    It would be nice if retailers put up a sign that read You must be this smart to buy a computer. It would have a picture of a geek complete with pocket protector and thick glasses. Oh and he'd be holding a sliderule.

    When I was done with the call most of the time I'd notate their account with PEBKAC (problem exists between keyboard and chair).

  14. What's That Smell? on ZDNet on the Essence of Geek · · Score: 1

    I'll tell you what essence of Geek is. My friend, a sys admin, ate dinner at The Stinking Rose (they season your garlic with food) in San Francisco one night. The next day he had some serious gas. A co-worker, another IT person, went into his office said they smelled pizza and that it smelled good. He did not dissuade from that notion.

  15. It's a Happy Vertical People Transporter on Smart Elevators Coming to Seattle · · Score: 1

    Obligatory H2G2 quote:

    It should be explained at this point that modern elevators are strange and complex entities. The ancient electric winch and maximum capacity eight person jobs bear as much relation to a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Happy Vertical People Transporter as a packet of peanuts does to the entire West Wing of the Sirian State Mental Hospital. This is because they operate on the unlikely principle of defocused temporal perception, a curious system which enables the elevator to be on the right floor to pick you up even before you knew you wanted it, thus eliminating all the tedious chatting, relaxing, and making friends that people were previoiusly forced to do whilst waiting for elevators.

    Not unnaturally, many Lifts imbued with intelligence and precognition became terribly frustrated with the mindless business of going up or down, experimented briefly with the notion of going sideways as a sort of existential protest, demanded participation in the decision making process, and finally took to sulking in basements.

    At this point a man named Gogrilla Mincefriend rediscovered and patented a device he had seen in a history book called a staircase. It has been calculated that his most recent tax bill paid for the social security of 5,000 redundant Sirius Cybernetics workers, the hospitalization of a hundred Sirius Cybernetics executives and the psychiatric treatment of over seventeen and a half thousand neurotic Lifts.

  16. How Long Is It? on Mathematics Skills More in Demand Than Ever · · Score: 1

    Why are slashdotters so bad at math? Because they keep telling their hand it's six inches.

  17. Where Can I Buy One? on Taiwan Breeds Transgenic, Fluorescent Green Pigs · · Score: 1

    This is indeed a breakthrough. They can make the entire pig glow green previously they could only make certain body parts glow like their testicles.

    I'd love to have a glowing pig so I can tell the neighbors it's radioactive.

  18. Morning? on Study: Waking Up Like Being Drunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    For some reason I'm reminded of a bumper sticker I once saw:

    Beer! It's the reason I get up in the afternoon!

  19. Re:actually the problem is the scientists on Desktop Cold Fusion Reconsidered · · Score: 1

    Why are there so many kooks on Slashdot? What is it about this place that attracts the ignorant and paranoid?

    It's flypaper for freaks. They were always paranoid.

    I don't know but between choosing Ruby on Rails evangelistas and the army of undead Amiga enthusiasts or choosing the ignorant kooks is ...well, boy,... that's a tough call.

  20. Blind-spot Schmind-spot on High-tech Cars Replacing Driver Skill? · · Score: 2, Funny
    carmakers plan to install automatic radar-based blind-spot checkers so motorists can avoid looking over their shoulders while changing lanes.
    You're supposed to look over your shoulder? Hmmmm.. Well, I always tell my passengers if they don't like the way I drive, close their eyes.
  21. Re:Holy crap on On the Matter of Slashdot Story Selection · · Score: 1
    he's now a part of ZDNet. Here's the story, with a creepy-ass picture where he looks like a cracked-out muppet.

    Actually it reminds me of those pictures cops show of a recently deceased John Doe (or in France a Jean Deaux): Please identify this person. I'll bet the number of posts he submits on slashdot will drop now that he's leveraged himself into a ZDNet slot.

    From the interview:
    Robin Good: ...Today I have here Roland Piquepaille in Paris, France, one of the leading technology bloggers who has been posting and writing about many interesting topics since 2002, if I'm not wrong. Is that correct Roland?

    Roland Piquepaille: Yes, that is correct I started back in April of 2002, yeah.
    Yes, I can see why they hired him. Ask a stupid incomprehensible softball question you get Roland for an answer. Below is another stupid question from the brain dead interviewer. I decided to quote part of an answer he gave for a different question. I think it makes more sense.
    RG: After which point did your brain started to think again? Once you realized that it was not a dream, did you start thinking about what kind of contract you wanted or if the finance was going to be an issue or was this just completely secondary?

    Roland Piquepaille: No, no, no, it did not change significantly my financial income. Right now I'm making some money with Google AdSense and a little bit with the Blogads program. But I cannot live with this.
    So you see, Roland was clearly working the slashdot system to get a better job. Along the way he acquired a Roland Anti-Fan Club. And if you read further down in the "English-is-not-our-native-tongue" interview they even discuss the slashdot connection. I must set my goals higher than trying to get my posts modded funny.
  22. It's All About Roland Isn't It? on On the Matter of Slashdot Story Selection · · Score: 1

    Interesting the name Roland should come up. That was the first name I thought of when I saw the headline. Roland Piquepaille should just retire his name and change it to something else like say Serdar Argic. Of course Roland is no Serdar. After all Wikipedia nuked Roland's entry.

  23. Milky Way Warp on Mysterious MilkyWay Warp Finally Explained? · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the name of a new candy bar.

  24. iFry on Want a Cool and Quiet PC? Dunk it in Oil · · Score: 1

    the mad scientists in the lab decided to fill the case up with 8 gallons of cooking oil.

    Were they planning to fry a turkey? Oh wait, they'd need dual Xeons for that. Mmmm...turkey.

  25. The Future is So Bright You'll Need Sunglasses on Warp Engines In Development? · · Score: 1

    And yes they'll be using this new warp drive to land on the surface of the Sun. It's solid you know! If it's posted on the Internet it must be true. They'll land at night when it's cooler.