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Smart Elevators Coming to Seattle

coaxial writes "Fujitec has unveiled a new elevator system for Seattle's Metropolitan Park West Tower. The new system uses touchpanels to group users by destination. Riders may wait slightly longer for the proper car, but the overall ride is shortened because the car stops less."

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  1. Sweet Zarquon by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know, down is nice...

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    1. Re:Sweet Zarquon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beat me to it.

      +5, Obligatory HHGG Reference.

    2. Re:Sweet Zarquon by jurt1235 · · Score: 1

      There just was no other option as a comment on this article. I was already looking for the guide to get the quote 100% right.

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    3. Re:Sweet Zarquon by gold23 · · Score: 5, Funny

      My sole reason for clicking on this article was to see how far down the page I would need to go to get to the HHGG Sirius Cybernetics Corp. reference.

      Thank you for not making me scroll at all.

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    4. Re:Sweet Zarquon by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1


      There are just some comments that the +5 limit should be waived for. Ten out of ten for style...

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    5. Re:Sweet Zarquon by AndroidCat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Before opening a story, I sometimes bet myself how far down the obvious comment will appear. Within ten, three, etc top level comments. I didn't even bother this time! Still, where are these smart elevators coming from and if they're so smart, why are they in Seattle??

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    6. Re:Sweet Zarquon by houghi · · Score: 1

      For those who have NO idea what you are talking about.
      1) What are you doing here
      2) A sample by the author from this set

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    7. Re:Sweet Zarquon by Yocto+Yotta · · Score: 1

      You got a problem with lesbians and pot heads buddy? Yeah, I didn't think so. And for christ's sake, if that's a Microsoft joke, they're totally in Redmond, not Seattle. There's a whole lake between them. A bridge even!

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    8. Re:Sweet Zarquon by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      No no! I mean, if they're that smart, they must have a purpose for being in Seattle! It must be part of a cunning plan or plot. I think they're up to something!

      .

      .

      (Or down. Down is very nice.)

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    9. Re:Sweet Zarquon by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      I have the whole audio-book done by that narrator. It's horrible. I swear Ben Stein could have read it better.

  2. Real World may hold surprises by RobertB-DC · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From TFA:
    "One lady walked up to the kiosk, and I told her to enter her floor number, and she said, 'That's ridiculous,' " said Tim Mooney, Fujitec's west regional vice president, who was in Seattle for the launch.

    The real-world functionality of this system should be an interesting battle between computer-simulated idealism and human greed. Ideally, everyone will be happy if their overall travel time decreases. But in reality, each one of the riders wants to have the fastest possible time all to himself, to heck with averages. The easiest way to game the system might be to simply enter your floor number over and over, to fool the computer into thinking there's an increased demand for that floor. Voila, private elevator!

    It's almost like a test case for the collapse of communism. If everyone simply gave according to their abilities and received according to their needs, everyone would get to work sooner. But as soon as one guy punches his floor a dozen times and gets his private car delivered, the whole darned thing breaks down.

    Or to put it another way, in Soviet Russia, Elevator calls YOU!

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    1. Re:Real World may hold surprises by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, it would work the same way as the elevators do now. The more you press the button, the faster it comes. :)

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    2. Re:Real World may hold surprises by Otter · · Score: 4, Funny
      The easiest way to game the system might be to simply enter your floor number over and over, to fool the computer into thinking there's an increased demand for that floor.

      Heck, I do that now! The elevator definitely gets there faster!

    3. Re:Real World may hold surprises by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      Actually, what I'd expect is for people just to take the first elevator that comes. Regardless of it's destination. (And then, of course, complain when it doesn't stop at their floor!)

      I see people all the time who hit both the down and up buttons on an elevator, just to get the car to come faster. Given that people don't wait for a two-state system to cycle to their state, why are they going to wait for a $floor_count state system?

      This is a great idea, in theory. Tell me in a year how well it worked.

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    4. Re:Real World may hold surprises by yobjob · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You actually bring up a good point - what's to stop a single user from registering 10 full lifts worth of demand for his own stop by repeatedly entering the destination floor at the kiosk? Maybe if sensors are installed in the doorway, it can estimate how many people leave the elevator at a floor, and compare that to the demand originally registered at the kiosk. The predictive logic software could then learn which floor has the highest number of selfish arseholes, and adjust their service accordingly :)

    5. Re:Real World may hold surprises by jridley · · Score: 1

      The only time I see people getting on a down elevator to go up is when they expect the car to get completely full on the main floor, and have no room when it stop back on the way up.

    6. Re:Real World may hold surprises by johndierks · · Score: 1

      I don't know how this system is built, but it seems reasonable to limit people from acting like a large group to get quicker service. If someone starts hitting their floor over and over again the system can stop assigning higher priority to a floor after a certain number of people going to that floor has been reached... say four. When the fifth person steps up and asks for that floor, he's told number for the elevator that's coming but the priority for the floor remains four. This way the impact of someone 'stuffing the ballot box' would decrease. You'll take a hit in efficiency overall, but it's probably smaller than if a few people act like a bunch of people.

    7. Re:Real World may hold surprises by myth24601 · · Score: 1

      "I see people all the time who hit both the down and up buttons on an elevator, just to get the car to come faster."

      I have never noticed this being successful really. The person that does this will usually end up screwing themselves since they will find that when they get on the elevator that is going the oposing direction that they will just end up going the wrong way. On the other hand, if there is only one elevator then it's not a total loss since they will just ride the wrong way before coming back.

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    8. Re:Real World may hold surprises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the way my girlfriend works.

    9. Re:Real World may hold surprises by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I see people all the time who hit both the down and up buttons on an elevator, just to get the car to come faster.

      And what do these people do when they are trying to go down, but get into an up elevator and have to ride up 30 floors before it turns around?

      As a funny aside, if there were five people doing this on different floors in a row, and, say, one person going down five floors above them who doesn't do this, along with a person next to them going up, they'd all get on the up elevator, which would slowly collect them all and move upward. Meanwhile, the down elevator goes all the way up and collects people downward...except they already left on the up elevator by the time it gets there..

      I can't quite figure out the logic of getting on elevators going in the wrong direction:

      If you're the only person using the elevator at all, you can, indeed, direct it wherever you want, but if you're the only person using it, you might as well get it going in the right direction.

      If there is heavy use in direction you want, all the elevators will be going that way, and you should punch the correct way.

      If there is heavy use in the other direction, you certainly will get an elevator faster...and you certainly will have to go way out of your way, too.

      Have these people not realized that if you get into an up elevator, and punch a direction that is down, it will do the upward stuff first? I mean, it seems like it would be pretty obvious.

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    10. Re:Real World may hold surprises by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the elevator computer register a request for a particular floor from any particular floor only once? What is the difference between 2 people going from 3rd to the 45th and 5 people going from 3rd to the 45th? I would expect the elevator to only register unique requests from the same floor and any additional requests to be discarded, simply because people do it today as well: they just keep pressing the damn button over and over again while waiting for the elevator.

    11. Re:Real World may hold surprises by bdcrazy · · Score: 1

      I believe the reason is due to peoples perceptions. If i'm in an elevator, even if it is going up, i'll be down sooner than if i'm waiting for an elevator. It seems to me people would rather be moving than waiting, even if moving takes longer. I see it all the time on the drive to work. The right lane is mostly empty coming up to a merging of two interstates, everybody seems to rush into that lane like it is going to be faster and then I slowly pass them as they are stuck behind all the people merging.

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    12. Re:Real World may hold surprises by virtualchoirboy · · Score: 1

      Of course it's obvious to you and I.

      However, in the prevalent "me" culture that has developed here in the USA (can't speak for countries I'm not living in), a lot of sheep^H^H^H^H^H people expect to be able to do whatever they want because their needs trump any other potential need or mechanical function.

      That's exactly why I make a point of laughing out loud at them when it is obvious that their tactics failed miserably. It'll probably get me shot someday, but it's still fun.

    13. Re:Real World may hold surprises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And what do these people do when they are trying to go down, but get into an up elevator and have to ride up 30 floors before it turns around?

      They don't get in the elevator. And yes this is common in my apartment building. When the elevator door opens they will ask "going down?" before getting inside. If there is no one in the elevator I have no idea what they do. Maybe hit the reset button?

    14. Re:Real World may hold surprises by nacturation · · Score: 1

      I see people all the time who hit both the down and up buttons on an elevator, just to get the car to come faster.

      And it does come faster. But the people who were going down (eg: to parking) now have an unexpected stop at the lobby to pick someone up who, mysteriously, doesn't get off the elevator with them. Then the elevator goes back up to the lobby and stops to pick up the person who pressed the up button. Of course, she's already on the elevator so it just waits there for nobody. In the end, everybody loses.

      The only time I've seen that work is when there's an elevator and somebody is holding the door open to load up a bunch of crap without locking the elevator off. In that case, the system expects you'll be taking that elevator so pressing the button opposite to the direction that elevator is heading calls another one which, otherwise, wouldn't have responded.

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    15. Re:Real World may hold surprises by BinaryOpty · · Score: 2, Informative

      The system, at least from the blurb, seems to squeeze people into elevators by floors, so instead of stopping on every floor the way up you just stop on one or two. Since elevators have size and weight constraints, this means the elevator needs to know how many people want to go to a particular floor so it can fill the elevator properly. If it didn't have this data it would have to assume the amount of people, and assumption is not a good thing when it comes to elevators.

    16. Re:Real World may hold surprises by kiatoa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No where in the article did it say that the number of people headed to a particular floor was a factor. I suspect 10 pushes of the 10th floor button is equal to 1 push of the 10th floor button.

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    17. Re:Real World may hold surprises by scaryjohn · · Score: 1
      The easiest way to game the system might be to simply enter your floor number over and over, to fool the computer into thinking there's an increased demand for that floor.

      I haven't seen this system in action, but I can't imagine it being much different than an inside-out elevator panel, or the old up and down buttons: hitting the button eighty bazillion times (though recorded by the computer, and maybe incorporated into long-term averages) probably won't register as more demand for the elevator in the short run than pressing the button once. If they're worried about an elevator going over-capacity because eighty bazillion people seem to want to go to the same floor as some jerk (or more likely a five year-old), it'd probably sanity check against the historical data.

      Which makes me think of something else, actually: is there a risk in possibly B0fff00r 0v3rf1uX0r1n6 the main dispatch computer by way of a lobby panel?

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    18. Re:Real World may hold surprises by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Well then... it wouldn't work in my condo, I constantly see people pushing that button over and over again for no reason.

    19. Re:Real World may hold surprises by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Try holding the door-close button while pressing your floor.

      http://www.engadget.com/2005/08/02/elevator-hackin g/

      A friend of mine got a job with the elevator repair union (you have to know someone to get in) and he's confirmed this is true for some models.

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    20. Re:Real World may hold surprises by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I do this.

      I've been in super-busy hotels during conventions and the best advice you can give anyone is to just get in the elevator if there's space.

      Doesn't matter if it's going up or down, just get in. It will get where you're going eventually.

      From my anecdotal experience, I'd be coming back past the floor I had been on and I'd see the same people I had left behind. Only now the elevator is full.

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    21. Re:Real World may hold surprises by mqduck · · Score: 1

      If everyone simply gave according to their abilities and received according to their needs, everyone would get to work sooner.

      I know everyone's sick on discussing what communism is on Slashdot, but I should point out that that's not at all what was attempted in the Soviet Union, or any other socialist ("Communist" as you might know them by better) nation. People got an hourly wage or sallary, just like here. The wage was based on how skilled the job was, more or less like here. There was no community of goods. That's why socialism is considered an intermediary step between capitalism and communism.

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    22. Re:Real World may hold surprises by Brazilian+Joe · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Never underestimate the power of stupidity.
      I have seen MANY real-world examples of peoples who:

      a) think the up and down buttons do the same thing (in part they do: call the elevator), but are blissfully ignorant that one is if you want to go DOWN and the other if you want to go UP. Really.

      b) (Most blondes fall in this category) Think you must press the UP button if the elevator is on a floor lower than yours, and the DOWN button if the elevator is on a higher floor.

      Sad, but true. Actually it's funny when you remember. But annoying when you get to wait the elevator when one of these morons is around.

    23. Re:Real World may hold surprises by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Pretend you're in a busy hotel, like during a convention.

      Imagine that you're staying on the 7th floor of a building with 30 floors.

      By the time the elevator gets down to your floor, it will almost always be full.

      I've been there and done that.

      My advice: Get on the elevator when you can. Even if it's going up, because it will save you time.

      Elevators fill up and you seem to have ignored that small point in your mildly insightful comment.

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    24. Re:Real World may hold surprises by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny
      If you want ridiculous, try the double-decker elevators in tall buildings like the Scotia Bank Plaza in Toronto. It's a two-story elevator and you have get on at the right floor at the bottom depending on if you want an odd or even destination. (Not a problem if it's a daily routine, of course.) Coming down, there are frequent stop and waits while someone on the other floor of the elevator gets on/off.

      Maybe the elevator should have an elevator?

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    25. Re:Real World may hold surprises by RapmasterT · · Score: 1
      This reminds me of another "high tech" building here in Seattle.

      A friend of mine bought a condo in this new building that was so high tech it had a palm scanner to gain access to the lobby. The only problem was bums keps urinating on it and shorting it out. So they put a keypad access cover over the palm scanner and issued all the residents pins.

      Eventually everyone got tired of having to enter a pin, just to use a buggy palm scanner and they hired a doorman.

    26. Re:Real World may hold surprises by MindStalker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Note historical data could definatly come in play here, if its a known fact that around 9:30 every day a large group of people are heading from the lobby to the 5th floor prioriety could be given as its common. And of course, if some jerk every day comes in late at 9:30 and presses the button 10 times.. Oh hell with it, can't we just have the elevator operators of yor.

    27. Re:Real World may hold surprises by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      No, it would work the same way as the elevators do now. The more you press the button, the faster it comes. :)

      Indeed, I've encountered systems where this was in fact true, but only if the elevator car was stopped on a floor with its doors open. Calling it from another floor would trigger the doors to close as if you had hit the door close button from inside the car, so the car spent less time waiting for people to get on.

      This is of course countered by someone pressing the (correct) call button on the same floor as the car, which would trigger the doors to open. A close sequence could be interrupted, but not an open one.

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    28. Re:Real World may hold surprises by rvw14 · · Score: 1

      It seems to me people would rather be moving than waiting, even if moving takes longer.

      This happens at the doctor all the time. They will move people from the waiting room into an empty examination room, just so the person has the perception of something happening.
    29. Re:Real World may hold surprises by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      If the elevator had no other calls in either direction, some will clear the call in one direction, reverse their direction, then answer the call on the same floor, so your doors close then reopen then close again before you can go anywhere. The same cars tend also to cancel all destinations whenever they reverse direction, so you'd have to choose your floor again.

      Now if the call buttons were stateful where pressing a lit button would cancel the call, then you'd have less instances of some kid pressing all the buttons in the car and getting off.

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    30. Re:Real World may hold surprises by bob_herrick · · Score: 1

      We have what sounds like a similar system in our building at One California Street, San Francisco. This building has two banks of elevators and extends some 30 floors. My experience is that the system does not, in fact, speed up anything.

      1. Traffic flow is such that a bank rarely has more than a few users at one time. All get assigned to the next car as normal.

      2. The next available car is shown after you punch in your destination. Better be sure to note it, because there is no other notice, other than a door opening or closing, to advise that the car is there.

      3. The system is quite happy to assign you to a car WHILE THE DOOR IS CLOSING and does not seem to feel obliged to open it back up again.

      4. You never get the option to let the full car go and grab the next empty car.

      5. In the rare instance that traffic is heavy, the line to punch in may take enough time that you miss the next car while the person in front either dithers or waits for the announcement of which elevator is assigned.

      All in all, the old way worked fine. This approach still has wrinkles to iron out.

    31. Re:Real World may hold surprises by dal20402 · · Score: 1
      "That's ridiculous!"

      People are always so dismissive of any attempt to do things differently. For me that's one of the most mystifying human tendencies.

      And (having spent all but the last 6 months of my life in Seattle) I can confirm that people from Seattle are even more resistant to change than anyone else. These are people who will complain to the city if their neigbor repaints a brown house gray.

    32. Re:Real World may hold surprises by kingkoopaunion · · Score: 1

      Another way to do that is have an access card system which logs every user, and a separate, old style up/down button for guests. This way each user only gets one input, and guests without cards still get to use the elevator. Although it does lead into issues about big brother, but everybody probably already knows which floor you work on anyway...

    33. Re:Real World may hold surprises by circusboy · · Score: 1

      definitely true, also, for some older models (with the more mechanical style of button,) holding your floor button down for the whole ride will skip any stops.

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    34. Re:Real World may hold surprises by Yartrebo · · Score: 1

      At least in my apartment, the button contacts aren't very good and often a single light press won't do the trick.

    35. Re:Real World may hold surprises by tyler083 · · Score: 1

      at some point they'll just use your finger print to see who has entered the request. If you keep entering it... they'll be ignored.

      This will also be one more thing they can track....

    36. Re:Real World may hold surprises by hazem · · Score: 1

      And that's most likely because people have historically beaten the crap out of the button repeatedly. It's like self-reinforcing bad behavior.

    37. Re:Real World may hold surprises by rjstanford · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ironically, I wonder if this would be the case if it wasn't for people like you cheating the system? It reminds me of one of my favorite lunch places. As they get close to their seeting capacity, people will start splitting up when they walk in, one person to hold a table and another person to wait in line and order food. This takes a non-existent problem (almost always there are enough tables for people-with-food to eat at) and turns it into a huge problem (now, instead of people-without-food standing in line, there are people-with-food standing waiting for a table). If it wasn't for the "optimization" there would be no problem, or a greatly reduced one.

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    38. Re:Real World may hold surprises by Dausha · · Score: 1

      "No where in the article did it say that the number of people headed to a particular floor was a factor. I suspect 10 pushes of the 10th floor button is equal to 1 push of the 10th floor button."

      Hmm, I'd rather have a system that uses the lowest common denominator system. That is, push the 10th floor you may have the equivalent of ten pushes of the first floor, or two pushes of the second floor . . .

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    39. Re:Real World may hold surprises by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 1

      You could take the stairs. Last I checked 14 floors (7 to leavea and 7 to return) was much less than the daily recommended workout that doctors say you ought to do, in order to not drop dead or get fat or something.

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    40. Re:Real World may hold surprises by ctr2sprt · · Score: 1
      Most elevators now have sensors in the doors so they don't close on somebody. The ones at work also have weight sensors. The two systems put together are reasonably accurate at letting the elevator guess how many people are inside. So if a floor button is hit once, as soon as the elevator detects one person leaving it will close the doors immediately. If the button's hit twice, the elevator will hold for a few seconds to give the second person a chance to get out. Similarly, after someone gets in the elevator it will hold to give them a chance to select a floor. We've all quickly learned to hit "L" at the end of the work day rather than wait 10 seconds for the elevator to give up and keep going.

      I'm told that this system will also prevent someone hitting all the floor buttons since the elevator knows roughly how many people are in it and won't let you choose many more floors than people. (But not being a jerk, and also not being willing to wait five minutes to get to my floor, I haven't tested.)

    41. Re:Real World may hold surprises by borganha · · Score: 1

      What about horizontally challenged people?

    42. Re:Real World may hold surprises by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      My favorite requirements analysis story is about real world surprises in elevator design.

      The high rise building's management got many heated complaints about the elevators being too slow. They assigned an engineer to tackle the problem.

      In a stunning leap of holistic thinking, the engineer installed mirrors in the elevator lobby.

      Passengers checked their makeup, straightened their ties, combed their hair and sneakily checked each other out from the corners of their eyes. The complaints stopped and the engineer never touched the elevator control logic.

    43. Re:Real World may hold surprises by jkauzlar · · Score: 1
      With or without the optimization, there are the same number of people either in the elevator or waiting for the elevator on each floor. In the elevator case, I would suspect it would be a gamble, the odds being a factor of the floor you're on. If someone below you starts pulling the same stunt on a floor below you, then you could be screwed out of playing your own stunt.

      You have a point with the table situation, however, because the time spent waiting in line plays with the time eating. I don't think there are analagous variables in the elevator case...

      BTW, I work in one of two remaining buildings on the West Coast (in Seattle) that still has elevator *operators*! We have to wait for goddamn ever.

    44. Re:Real World may hold surprises by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      This may be the case for completely unpredictable public elevators, but consider the thousands of elevators out there in offices and hotels. Employees could swipe their badge (bar code, rfid, mag strip, whatever) to get a 'faster because it uses the priority system' elevator trip over people who just press the up/down button when they are using the elevator in some predefined pattern. Guests could do the same to get an elevator to their floor or from their floor to the lobby. Non-standard destinations would still degrade like you said, and so should be handled by a seperate bank of elevators (the ratio to be decided by a statistician). Over 95% of my elevator usage at work follows a predefined pattern based on my schedule (23:55 9->2. 04:00 1->4. 04:30 4->1. 08:05 2->9), and I imagine that at least as large of a majority of hotel guests travel from their floor to the lobby and vice versa instead of anywhere else.

    45. Re:Real World may hold surprises by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      Maybe the elevator should have an elevator?


      Yes, absolutely. Take this concept to its logical conclusion, and you'll have the Recursive Binary Search Elevator system: For a building with N stories, you get in to an elevator car that is (N/2) stories tall, and can move to either of two positions: it can occupy the bottom half of the building, or the top half. Then inside this elevator is a smaller elevator system, and each of its elevator cars can take you to the top of bottom half of the first elevator car. Inside these smaller cars is still a smaller set of elevator cars, and so on, until you get to the base case where each elevator car is only one floor tall and can take you to either of two floors. At that point, you are at your destination.


      Hmm, maybe I've been coding for too long now... :^)

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    46. Re:Real World may hold surprises by Bobdoer · · Score: 1

      This may seem like an odd comment on /., but I usually advise people to take the stairs.

      And yes, I do practice what I preach. :)

    47. Re:Real World may hold surprises by PMuse · · Score: 1

      The easiest way to game the system might be to simply enter your floor number over and over, to fool the computer into thinking there's an increased demand for that floor.

      Would the system not simply ignore multiple identical entries (even where there really are multiple passengers)?

      It seems that knowing that there are [one or more] people on 9 who want to go to 27 is reason enough to have a car bound for 27 stop at 9. Up to now, elevators have known only that [one or more] people on 9 want to go up. This system acquires a list of all the places they want to go before it routes them a car.

      Knowing the numbers of passengers would be nice, but it's not necessary.

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    48. Re:Real World may hold surprises by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      I thought I had already replied to this post, incidentally, but I'm not seeing it. Anyway:

      Getting on an elevator going in the wrong direction will, on average, take a good deal more time than one going in the right direction.

      However, obviously, if you can't get on one going in the right way, but can on one going the wrong way, you should by all means feel free to do that.

      The original comment was about people who pushed buttons in both directions to 'get an elevator faster', despite how illogical that is. Not about people who are trying to go down, sit there and watch two full down elevators pass them, and consciously decide to take a round trip instead of waiting for an empty one. Those people have more than enough elevators in the right direction...they're just all full.

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    49. Re:Real World may hold surprises by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If there's there are no other destinations, and you pressed 'up' and got the elevator, you can use it to go down.

      Of course, in all likelyhood, you would have gotten the same elevator had you pressed down.

      Interestingly enough, this appeared to be the sole situtation where this logic makes sense. Let's say there are 15 floors, you are on five. You want down, as do people on floors 3, 6, 7, and 8. There two elevators (It doesn't work with one.), and one just dropped someone off in the lobby, and the other at 15.

      If you press down, the elevator at the top will go 8, 7, 6, 5, and 3. Or possibly the one in the lobby will grab 3 and 5.

      If you press up, or down and up, the elevator at the top will start grabbing people on the way down, and the elevator at the bottom will come up and get you. At which point you can rocket to the bottom. (Well, you'd grab the person at 3 also.)

      So, in theory that worked faster.

      In practice, however, if people do this, the person at 6 will also push up and down. Now the elevator comes and gets you, and then goes and gets the person at 6. Meanwhile, he's possibly gotten on the other elevator, or possibly not. Regardless, by the time the doors have closed on the 6, the other elevator has certainly passed you.

      Of course, you've managed to slow that other one down, because you pushed the button for 5, and it will stop there. Meanwhile, you'll probably end up getting 3, and you'll hit the bottom at the same time.

      If the person on 6 and 7 do it...

      Interestingly, looking at the logic, it's not just you you're slowing down. You're also slowing down the other elevators.

      Basically, you're screwing up the 'elevator movement reduction' where it's grabbing up people going in the same direction in the same car, and instead trying to get your own car, which does, indeed, work when there's a car to spare, and it doesn't hurt anything too bad. However, when there is not a car to spare, someone else will picked to be placed in your car, and you will go halfway around the world and slow everything around, and it's even more absurd when you realize others get queued in your car by doing the same thing. (In addition to people just legitimately trying to get somewhere.)

      Of course, this only works in elevator banks with at least two elevators. It never makes any sense with one, because the elevator will transverse exactly the same path...you just will get in it sooner, and it will stop back at your floor on the way down, wasting time. There is no 'movement reduction' logic in those things, they basically bounce back and forth between the currently highest and currently lowest requested floor.

      And people laughed when that guy made SimTower as an elevator simulator. I want an actual elevator simulator now, with programmable people, so I can actually watch all this.

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    50. Re:Real World may hold surprises by asbjxrn · · Score: 1

      But pressing the up button to catch the empty elevator on the way up reduces the efficiency of the elevators since it now has to make an extra stop. Which makes more people push the up button, etc. In the end all the elevators stop on every floor on the way up and on the way down instead of going straight up to the top and thus increasing the overall wait by 100%

    51. Re:Real World may hold surprises by robfoo · · Score: 1

      The more you press the button, the faster it comes

      Reminds me of this girl I knew..

    52. Re:Real World may hold surprises by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      You have a point with the table situation, however, because the time spent waiting in line plays with the time eating. I don't think there are analagous variables in the elevator case...

      Think of it this way. Elevator capacity can be measured in person-feet. By riding the elevator in the wrong direction, you increase the number of person-feet used for the same goal. There's no problem if and only if you never encountered a situation (in your example) where someone wanted to go up and couldn't get on because you, waiting to go down, had taken the last spot. Considering that you're on an upward-bound elevator, again in your example, that's not a totally far-fetched scenario.

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    53. Re:Real World may hold surprises by JulianLibertine · · Score: 1

      what's to stop a single user from registering 10 full lifts worth of demand for his own stop by repeatedly entering the destination floor at the kiosk?


      Answer 1: Education

      Anwer 2: Co-evolution of trainers and problem-sovers...as the article mentions, it uses GA's then it should evolve as should people using the elevator.....
    54. Re:Real World may hold surprises by scotch · · Score: 1

      Where the hell in Seattle do you live such that people complain about house painting? Not my experience, but maybe I've had good luck with neighborhoods.

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    55. Re:Real World may hold surprises by identity0 · · Score: 1

      Heck, I'll be happy if there were no malicious users trying to screw it up for fun.

      Having to live in a apartment full of college students, I've found that some 'clever' assholes will just press every button past the floor they want to go to. This makes the elevator make a stop at each floor, wait for someone to get in, then go on to the next one. This can take up to 5 minutes on my 16-story building, because stopping, opening the door, and waiting take more time than the travel between floors. Until it reaches the top(or bottom) floor, it's essentially under a denial-of-service attack.

      This, obviously, gives no benefit to the asshole at all, but they do it out of the satisfaction of knowing that they're causing a disruption.

      It might be fixable if they put in a motion sensor to sense when there is someone in an elevator, and clearing the floor requests when there is no one there.

    56. Re:Real World may hold surprises by dal20402 · · Score: 1
      I've lived most of my life in various parts of the north end. Greenlake, Northgate, View Ridge, U-district. (The exception is Magnolia.)

      People in the U-district are mellow, although the neighboring University Park area is not. People in Magnolia and my part of Greenlake (by Albertsons, RIP) certainly had their issues -- I heard about more than a few blocked-view lawsuits in Magnolia, and someone once left one of my Greenlake neighbors a nasty note when she replaced a (rusty) metal mailbox with a plastic one. ("Destroying the character of the neighborhood" was how the concerned citizen put it.)

      But the best Seattle thing that happened to me was just last year... I was sharing a View Ridge house with 2 roommates. One of my roommates parked his car on the street, legally. The woman next door, whose car was already parked next to his, came out of her house and chased him, saying it was "her" parking spot, and what did he think he was doing using the street when we had a driveway? Pointing out the parking spot was legal and public did nothing to mollify her. She wouldn't talk to any of us after that. If I hadn't been parking my car in the garage I would have made sure to park it there every day...

    57. Re:Real World may hold surprises by Nomad37 · · Score: 1

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    58. Re:Real World may hold surprises by Jaruzel · · Score: 1

      Um, in my work lifts, no-one bothers to press a floor button if it's already lit, so i'm guessing your example has lifts with floor buttons that don't light up ?

      Inherently, people are lazy, and wont lean over to press a button if it's already been pressed. (unless of course it's the button in the lobby that calls the lift, where as everyone knows there is a little counter that speeds the lift up the more you press it...)

      -Jar.

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    59. Re:Real World may hold surprises by mithras+the+prophet · · Score: 1

      I think that optimizes for the number of transfers (log n), but not the total distance travelled. It'd be interesting to work out the average wait to get to your floor, though.

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    60. Re:Real World may hold surprises by scotch · · Score: 1

      Whoa, some definite nut jobs. I guess I have been lucky. A neighbor like the parking lady would make life interesting ....

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    61. Re:Real World may hold surprises by jridley · · Score: 1

      My best advice is to take the stairs. I always do, even if it's 20 floors, and I almost always beat the people who waited for the elevator, usually by quite a lot.

    62. Re:Real World may hold surprises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I tried this yesterday. It set off the fire alarms! A seven story building had to be evacuated. It was just too much of a coincidence not to be me fsking around in the elevator. Then the security guy said that the fan in the elevator had kicked on stirring up dust and activating the fire alarm. Hmm....

    63. Re:Real World may hold surprises by rsadelle · · Score: 1

      Another real world consideration: personal safety. Common travelling advice is to never tell someone else your room or floor number and wait for the next elevator if anything about the current car makes you nervous. This system sounds like it might make that difficult.

  3. Felon Car coming right up! by 0110011001110101 · · Score: 4, Funny
    "The predictive logic in our software acts like neurons in our body, parking (the elevators) at certain floors, knowing where the demand might be at certain times."

    Hmmm, I smell an upgrade coming.. incorporate fingerprint scanning software into the touchpad.. and send an elevator car full of convicted felons crashing to the earth...

    *EXCELLENT*

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    1. Re:Felon Car coming right up! by Ryanwoodings · · Score: 1

      Didn't anyone watch "Down" with the killer Manhattan elevator made from shark brains? These smart elevators are dangerous!!!

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0247303/plotsummary>

    2. Re:Felon Car coming right up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all felons are still bad.

      I screwed up when I was 18, I've paid my debt to society, and I haven't been in trouble since.

      Blanket comments like that really hurt the people who are trying to get their lives back in order

    3. Re:Felon Car coming right up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You know what else hurts people who are trying to get their lives back in order... no sense of humor.

      Change "felon" to "child molestor" in the above comment then, if you're that upset, I don't believe they ever change. Oh, and try to laugh at yourself every once in a while, seriousity killed the cat (burgler).

  4. Oh God... by john83 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next, they'll give it a personality. A cheerful personality.

    At this rate, Douglas Adams will overtake Clarke as the SF writer who predicts the future.

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    1. Re:Oh God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      God I hate it when people try to program machines to be nice! The example that sticks out in my mind is the stupid self serve checkouts that have popped up all over the place here. They try to talk you through using them. They have the most annoying computer generated voice that says things like "Please rescan item." .... Cut the chit chat! Don't try to make machines nice just make a green light and a bell that goes "ding" when an item has been scanned.

    2. Re:Oh God... by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, 'Share and Enjoy' will get you sued by the record companies.

    3. Re:Oh God... by john83 · · Score: 0

      I was in LA once. I went to an ATM to get some money.

      "Would you like another transaction?"
      My options:
      "No thanks"
      "Sure!"
      Sure? What happened to "yes"?

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    4. Re:Oh God... by hattig · · Score: 1

      We've got those checkouts too.

      Grrr!

      And it isn't a nice ding. It is a loud machine beep. I want a nice happy 'ding!' sound.

      And it complains too often about not putting the item in the bag. Please put the item in the bag. It's in the fucking bag, bitch! That, or 'please pack your items, and continue scanning'.

      And there's no cute checkout girl to check out either.

      However nobody else likes using them, so they're always empty when the checkout queues are still very long. I still feel like I'm doing a job that someone else should be doing though :(

    5. Re:Oh God... by teklob · · Score: 1

      I can see the headline now:
      Chronically Depressed Elevator Commits Murder-Suicide
      Fifteen CEO's In Critical Condition

    6. Re:Oh God... by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      Um, wow? So, like, what prevents you from just scanning the juicy fruit and pack of cheetos while you stuff the gourmet ham and leg of lamb in the bag without passing them over the machine?

    7. Re:Oh God... by Golias · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was in LA once.

      Heh. Don't feel bad. Many of us have been in LA "once."

      Few are foolish enough to be in LA twice, if it can at all be avoided.

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    8. Re:Oh God... by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

      At our self checkout store, the bag is on a scale that expects the weight to go up according to the item scanned. If you scan a pack of gum, them put a leg of lamb in the bag it'll complain untill the attendant comes around to see whats going on.

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    9. Re:Oh God... by ch-chuck · · Score: 2, Informative

      Our local pharmacy chain changed their telephone ordering system - it used to just ask you to wait while it retrives your records. Now it asks you to wait, then goes "wocka wocka wocka wocka" instead of dead silence, I guess to let old ladies know something was happening. Frankly, I'd rather it said "Working" in a Star Trek computer voice then make a bunch of cliche' SciFi computer beeps. That should be an option when you open an account, select your automated telephone reordering system theme ;)

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    10. Re:Oh God... by QMO · · Score: 1

      The fact that there's a scale where you bag your groceries.

      RFID may be more effective.

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    11. Re:Oh God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It knows the weights of the items, which is also why it sometimes doesn't realize you've put something in, or will tell you to take the item back out if you lean on the bagging unit.

      Maybe you could scan a 15 oz. can of peaches and put in a 15 oz. can of tomatoes, but...

      There's also usually someone around keeping an eye on it. But 1 person can watch 5 instead of running 1 checkout line.

    12. Re:Oh God... by Sarisar · · Score: 1

      Used those ONCE, and we were buying only a few items. We had to get someone over for EVERY SINGLE ITEM because of some stupid reason. The GF scanned the item, put it in a bag and I grabbed a bag, but it was just after she scanned the next item so it thought we were stealing! Then the alcohol so had to do an ID check, then something else complained (possibly because we didn't want to put lots of items in one bag and have it split on us, and it didn't like it) and in the end it took us so much longer, and the poor checkout girl kept having to run back over to help us.

      I'm not going to bother using them any more but fortunately there are none near me (the one we used was when we were visiting friends in another state!)

    13. Re:Oh God... by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      So just don't put your bag on the scale :)

      This isn't rocket science.

    14. Re:Oh God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You didn't think this through very well, did you?

      The only thing you're going to get by not putting your bag on the scale is one very pissed-off self checkout machine.

    15. Re:Oh God... by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      Thanks for pointing out the obvious.

      You can also steal things from any store, by walking out without paying for it, as long as no one catches you. My friends do it all the time. A self-checkout machine doesn't really make much of a difference. But try walking out of a supermarket with a ham and a leg of lamb stuffed in your pants.

    16. Re:Oh God... by hattig · · Score: 1

      My local Tesco has had them for two years now.

      The first year was bad. Horribly unreliable. The software on them has improved now though, it works pretty well in fact, apart from the 'item bagged' detection. And barcodes on certain items.

      Maybe the next time you have to use one it'll be an updated version!

  5. Finally! by scovetta · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's so good to be alive these days. The hours I spend each day riding up to the 9th floor of my building could be exchanged for time spent waiting on the ground floor with dozens of other (now happy) travelers.

    Thank you, Smart Elevator Company!

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    1. Re:Finally! by smoker2 · · Score: 1
      The hours I spend each day riding up to the 9th floor of my building could be exchanged for time spent waiting on the ground floor with dozens of other (now happy) travelers.
      Share and Enjoy !
  6. Waiting by decipher_saint · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "Riders may wait slightly longer for the proper car"
    To me, once you're riding time appears to go by quickly, it's the waiting for the damn thing in the first place that's frustrating.

    Human nature I suppose.
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    1. Re:Waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find the same applies to waiting for elevators too.

    2. Re:Waiting by Politburo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not true in taller buildings when you're going to/from the upper floors and you have to stop at every. damn. floor. on the way up/down.

    3. Re:Waiting by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Just get a continues elevator. It would even improve Darwinism some by killing of users that fail to operate it.

    4. Re:Waiting by lpangelrob · · Score: 1
      I agree. I've almost come around to timing my "elevator commute". I'm on the 19th floor in my building.

      If I go 1 - 19 with no stops, it's no less than 30 seconds after the doors close.

      Now, the elevators are pretty nice in that there's three banks that serve different floors (ever played SimTower? I haven't, but I'm sure they'd be decent at the game if the designers played it). Even though the only options are 1, 4 (trading floor), and 14-22, stops at 1, 4, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18 and 19 easily boost the time to 3+ minutes. 5x slower.

      For this type of smart system, the key is to be able to recognize which elevator is going where. This assumes 1.) there is more than one elevator available, and 2.) I can tell where the car is going without being in the car. Otherwise I wouldn't bother leaving the car once I got in.

      Sadly, it seems someone has implemented this before I have. Ah well.

    5. Re:Waiting by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      That's funny, I know an elevator extremely frustrating to ride in because it moves at a snail's pace, and once at the destination floor, adds an annoying 10 second delay before opening doors. Not to mention that the open/close door buttons never seem to work. If I were paying for an elevator system in my high rise, I would prioritize on speed:

      1. travel speed- get an elevator that accelerates half way, then decelerates the other half. I've seen one like this, and the speed is nothing short of miraculous.
      2. doors- doors must open as soon as the elevator stops- no stupid 10s delays
      3. door controls- as long as the elevator is stopped, the doors must react to open/close buttons. i don't care if the door is halfway open, it should change directions if necessary.

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    6. Re:Waiting by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      So now instead of some kid hitting every button and steping off the elevator they just hit all the buttons and walk away. Kind of messes it up for everyone that comes after they do that.

    7. Re:Waiting by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Even though the only options are 1, 4 (trading floor), and 14-22

      Do they have a special elevator for the other floors, or do those people have to walk up stairs? Call me lazy, but 4 or 5 flights is my limit on the stairs I'm willing to climb. If I had to climb up to the 11th or 12th floor every day I'd be looking for a new job :).

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    8. Re:Waiting by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Not true in taller buildings when you're going to/from the upper floors and you have to stop at every. damn. floor. on the way up/down.

      Yup. The worst is when you're on the ground floor, want to go to the 3rd or 4th, and someone hops into the elevator as the door is closing, and pushes the 2 button.

      Stairs are next to elevators. I believe only service and freight elevators should stop on each floor. For people, stop on every other and walk up or down the stairs to the next floor. People do that many times a day in a 2 story house, why can't they go up or down one flight at work? Actually, the same would apply if you live in a highrise as well.

      Check this out from the FTA:

      In time, the new Fujitec system becomes even more efficient at grouping passengers by learning elevator-use patterns, said Rennekamp, whose team of engineers pioneered the software for the system. It does this by considering historical information to learn traffic variances in the building.

      "The predictive logic in our software acts like neurons in our body, parking (the elevators) at certain floors, knowing where the demand might be at certain times."


      They call it wrong though. Its not predictive, its learned from the past. This is where computing is going.

      Google "learns" the misspellings through context and usage, it is not fed the dictionary. Slashcode, "learns" what is in the database for a while. It does that via http://www.danga.com/memcached/ I believe that is correct.

      What the memcache enables is a larger "working memory" like you do when you repeat a phone number so you won't forget it.

    9. Re:Waiting by jandrese · · Score: 1

      IIRC, your lazy sims would only take at most 2 flights of stairs, or 3 escalators when moving between floors. There were express elevators in the game that only stopped at every 15th floor, but even the regular elevators could be programmed to only stop at certain floors when going certain directions at certain times. Playing with the elevator settings made a huge difference in the traffic flow in the game, especially since you were limited to only 15 or so elevators in your building and a regular elevator only covered ~10 stores IIRC. If you left them in their default configuration, you'd get bad bottlenecks (unhappy sims) in the elevator lobbies at 9 and 5 each day. The stairs and escalators (20 max IIRC, and they only go up or down one floor) were so limited as to be nearly worthless.

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    10. Re:Waiting by jandrese · · Score: 1

      I remember a couple of dorms back in College that had "super smooth" elevators installed. These things were so slow that even if you didn't stop at any intervening floors, a person taking the stairs would almost always beat the elevator, even up to the fifth floor. There were two elevators in the building, but at least one of them was always broken. Because they were installed in the freshmen party dorms, there was always someone who threw up in them the night before too. Needless to say, the few times I visited that dorm I used the stairs. Even when moving a friends stuff out at the end of the semester we hauled his heavy computer table down the stairs because the elevator lobby was _packed_ on each floor with people moving stuff out.

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    11. Re:Waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what the other banks of elevators are for.

    12. Re:Waiting by lpangelrob · · Score: 1
      I believe you have the following options...

      1. Floors B-12
      2. Floors 1, 4, 15-22
      3. Floors 1, 4, 23-40
      4. Floors 1, 4a (other side of building, but you can walk to the trading floor)
      5. Floors 1, 4a, 5a, 7a, 12a (again, all other side of building)

      I don't know what the deal is with the strange layout, but it has worked, and now we're renovating our own elevators.

    13. Re:Waiting by Baricom · · Score: 1

      For people, stop on every other and walk up or down the stairs to the next floor.

      I ride a wheelchair, you insensitive clod! (Actually, I don't, but you get the point.) And no, people with disabilities are not "freight."

    14. Re:Waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And no, people with disabilities are not "freight."

      Yeah, freight is useful.

    15. Re:Waiting by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Wow, in your world, disabled people don't exist! Amazing.

  7. Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by dada21 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Way back in the day I used to do some IT work for a company that made elevator buttons for the big elevator companies. It was one of the oddest companies you had ever seen.

    I used to ask them why the basic "up/down" button was never replaced with a better control system -- you could request the floor you wanted to go to on the outside of the elevator instead of the inside. Sure it would cost more (needing buttons at every floor) but you could prioritize the elevator's path, saving money and time in the long run.

    They told me it would never happen -- elevators would always be as they were. I guess he was mostly right, since it is now 10 years later and we still have up/down buttons, long waits, and no real efficiency in destination planning. I actually used to consider about once a year writing a paper on sorting the elevator destinations real time based on where people were and where they would be heading.

    I'm surprised it finally happened.

    A few things I wish elevators had (some jokingly just out of frustration):

    1. On/off toggle. The idiot that hits the call button ten times would only toggle the button on and off 5 times. Let him wait, I hate the clicking sound.

    2. On/off toggle in the elevator. Have you had the kid hit 10 buttons? I have. Many times. Have you had some idiot hit a few buttons by accident? I get it every week. Not that I'm in a rush, but come on, think before you hit a button.

    3. Early elevator arrival notification. Tell me which elevator will be the one I'll be entering. I've been in some buildings where I'll miss 3 elevators because they don't notify you which one to wait by. Maybe they do this to prevent people from crowding the doors, but I'd rather people learn etiquette than have the crazy rushes you see in some Chicago lobbies.

    4. VIP floor access. Pay $1 and get to your floor immediately.

    5. BING muting. Have you been in these elevators that have to BING at every floor, even when you're going to the 33rd from the 1st? Yeesh, give me a mute button.

    6. Free spray deodarant in each elevator. Talk about needing to teach people etiquette.

  8. Waiting to get on the car... by FrontalLobe · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Riders may wait slightly longer for the proper car, but the overall ride is shortened because the car stops less.

    Hmmmm, everyone I've ever heard complain about elevators (myself included), its the standing around waiting for the car to arrive, not how many stops it makes...

    Keep tryin'!

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    1. Re:Waiting to get on the car... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Its psychological. Waiting in an elevator isn't a problem because you feel you're progressing. Waiting for an elevator feels like it takes longer. People don't actually do anythign with the precious few seconds they save. They're happy if they just thik they've saved time.

  9. Oblig. Simpsons by truthsearch · · Score: 2, Funny

    Homer approaches an elevator somewhere in the plant and pushes the down button.

    Homer: Whew! I made it the whole day without seeing her again.
                    [The elevator arrives and Homer gets in. The door closes and he notices he's crammed in with Mindy]
                  Aah! I mean, hello!
    Mindy: [awkward] Heh...I guess we'll be going down together -- I mean, getting off togeth -- I mean --
    Homer: That's OK. I'll just push the button for the stimulator -- I mean, elevator.

  10. IF wait time floor stop time THEN Proceed by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    But what we really want to know is does this 'smart elevator' prevent the annoying jackass from hitting all the floor buttons at the same time?
    If so, this truly would be a wonderful invention.

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  11. This is NOT New technology... by RedLeg · · Score: 4, Informative

    The elevators in the Marriott Marquis on Times Square work exactly like this, and they have been there for a while.

    --RED

    1. Re:This is NOT New technology... by JimDog · · Score: 1

      Yep, same with the elevators in the big office tower at 120 Kearny (aka One Montgomery) in San Francisco. They have also been there a while.

    2. Re:This is NOT New technology... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i have used the marriott marquis elevator system last summer and it was b0rken so badly. they even had one elevator with someone manning it to make sure things worked smoothly. the system never functioned as well as advertised. waits were very long. it did group people by floor so you had to scan which elevator (of many) was the one you needed and that was annoying too.

    3. Re:This is NOT New technology... by Rothron+the+Wise · · Score: 1

      Even the second tallest building in Oslo, Norway has a similar system,
      and has had it for a while.

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    4. Re:This is NOT New technology... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm staying in the Marquee as I write this, and I can say this is the stupidest system for elevators I've ever seen.

      When it gets very busy, which is in theory when this system should be most effective, it breaks down completely. Here's what happens: All the people who are confused and tired of waiting for their elevator rush to any elevator that opens, not realizing it may not be going to their floor. Then the people who actually know how the system works can't get on their elevator, and have to rekey their floor and then be told to wait for a different elevator. And then the whole process repeats.

      It is somewhat hilarious to watch people get on the elevator, reach for the non-existent floor buttons inside the car, then look around confused as the doors close and they are whisked off to some random floor nowhere near their destination.

    5. Re:This is NOT New technology... by aralin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We had this at the university dormitory for the math and physics department for at least 20 years now. It's a 20 stories high building so it was necessary. The solution didn't require any special hardware though, just a bit of thinking. Half of the elevators had the buttons for the first 10 floors blocked. :)

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    6. Re:This is NOT New technology... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      30 Rockefeller Center (the big one, with NBC Studios and the Rainbow Room) has a similar system too, I believe. At minimum, you need to enter your destination floor on a keypad; I'm not sure how much fancy processing happens after that...

    7. Re:This is NOT New technology... by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      I'm staying in the Marquee as I write this

      Wow, the place is so full, they're making people sleep in the hotel's sign! I wonder if it has an elevator...

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    8. Re:This is NOT New technology... by milimetric · · Score: 1

      yeah... riiiight... ALSO, you could like TALK to people. Here's an example:

      Four people are waiting. Two elevators are coming down.

      One: where you guys going?
      Two: 2nd floor
      Three: 3rd floor
      Four: 3rd floor
      One: Oh, cool, Two come with me, you ladies take that other elevator.

      Woa! That was really tough! These elevators aren't solving the elevator traffic problem, they're solving the asocial stupid person problem. Take the stairs, it'll make you smarter.

      * WARNING * IN THE EXAMPLE ABOVE, AS WELL AS IN THESE NEW SHITTY ELEVATORS, YOU LOSE THAT WONDERFUL AFTER LUNCH RIDE UP WITH THE 40% CHANCE TO SHARE AN ELEVATOR CAR WITH THE REALLY HOT ACCOUNTING CHICK FROM THE FLOOR ABOVE YOU.

    9. Re:This is NOT New technology... by holwinkle · · Score: 1

      Ditto for 125 London Wall, London, UK.

    10. Re:This is NOT New technology... by dres1940 · · Score: 1

      The Post Tower in Bonn, Germany (headquarter of the Deutsche Post) had a system like this since 2002 for 10 or so elevators and it works like a charm.

    11. Re:This is NOT New technology... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Death To women's Rights

    12. Re:This is NOT New technology... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I've seen a similar lift in Sydney. Each user is supposed to enter their destination floor on the panel and then be directed to the correct lift. The problem arises during busy times when a group of people arrive all bound for the same floor. The first person enters their destination then they all go and stand by the lift. As the software thinks there is only one person waiting it derects more people to that lift. When it arrives there is an almighty crush to get in some are left behind to repeat the process.

    13. Re:This is NOT New technology... by mercx · · Score: 1

      Yup, it's definitely not new.

      My fiance's office building has an elevator like that, and her office is in the Philippines.

  12. wait time by vortigern00 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, the wait time for an elevator will be shorter. However, because the user will not get to ride the first elevator whose door opens, the perceived wait time will be longer.

    1. Re:wait time by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      No, the trip time, including both waiting and riding, is shorter. Maybe enough shorter that both will reduce, but the emphasis is on reducing the riding time, in most cases.

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    2. Re:wait time by vortigern00 · · Score: 1

      If the trip time is shorter, meaning the elevator is spending less time making trips, then wouldn't the wait time be shorter, too? :)

    3. Re:wait time by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      As I said, not necessarily. In fact, this algorythm specifically damages the average wait time in order to reduce trip time.

      As an extreme example: Let's assume we come up with a new elevator that can transport people instantly, but needs a cool-down period in between transports. Trip time is now the time it takes for the mechanism to cool down for you to use it. If that time is less than the time it used to take you to wait and get transported (on average) then your trip time is less. Even if you have to wait longer than you used to, it can be less total time because there is no transport time.

      This elevator reduces transport time. It specifically makes people wait longer on occasion to do that. If the result lowers the total usage of the elevator enough that it is ready to transport you immediately more often, it may reduce wait time. Otherwise, it is likely to increase it.

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  13. Utilitarian by se2schul · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the elevator has a utilitarian philosophy.

    1. Re:Utilitarian by sbowles · · Score: 1

      As long as it doesn't practice Negative Utilitarianism. Bodies would be piling up at the bottom of the elevator shaft.

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  14. best solution by minus_273 · · Score: 4, Funny

    i think the best solution to this problem would be to upgrade it to web 2.0 using AJAX and an RSS/Atom feed.

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    1. Re:best solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aaand someone doesnt get it.

  15. heh by Moby+Cock · · Score: 4, Funny

    "One lady walked up to the kiosk, and I told her to enter her floor number, and she said, 'That's ridiculous,'

    Apparently my mother-in-law was in Seattle this week.

    1. Re:heh by John+Napkintosh · · Score: 1

      I'd like to know how that lady normally uses an elevator. If having to press a button corresponding to the floor at which you wish to arrive is "ridiculous", does she just stand in elevators waiting and hoping to arrive at the correct floor?

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  16. I'm wondering... by Billosaur · · Score: 1
    The Destination Floor Guidance System...

    Guidance system? Could it be they're planning to use elevators to launch guided missiles? Or perhaps launch people to exotic destinations? Or perhaps they mean guidance as in job placement. Can't you see some interviewee getting on and the elevator going "you don't want to work there."?

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  17. Really... by GmAz · · Score: 1
    Sounds to me like the executives don't want to wait for their peons to get on and off the elevator. And what happens when someone from a certain floor needs to go to another floor to drop something off. Last time I checked, the elevator doesn't know what floor each person wants until they get in the elevator. I think people are going to get pissed having to wait at the elevator door then auctually being in the elevator.

    I could imagine looking up at the numbers above the elevator door and watch them go down to the floor where I am waiting 19, 18, 17, 16, 17, 18, 17, 16, 15 (my floor), 14, 13, 14, 13, 12, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 15 DING. That would piss me off way more than being in the elevator and going in one direction stopping at each floor to let on/drop off people.

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    1. Re:Really... by Politburo · · Score: 1

      It appears you didn't RTFA, but there's a simple solution nonetheless.. electrical tape over the external floor indicators. I've always thought that those things were torture anyway.. "It's at 5.. it's still at 5! What the fuck are they doing up on 5!! DAMMIT!!! I'll take the stairs.."

    2. Re:Really... by Cromac · · Score: 1
      Last time I checked, the elevator doesn't know what floor each person wants until they get in the elevator.

      That's why they enter the floor they're going to before they get on the elevator with this system. There wouldn't be just a up/down button pair.

      I could imagine looking up at the numbers above the elevator door and watch them go down to the floor where I am waiting 19, 18, 17, 16, 17, 18, 17, 16, 15 (my floor), 14, 13, 14, 13, 12, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 15 DING. That would piss me off way more than being in the elevator and going in one direction stopping at each floor to let on/drop off people.

      I don't think most elevators have the floor indicator like that anymore, none of the buildings I've been in for a while have. You're right though, it would piss people off to see elevators skip their floor.

    3. Re:Really... by punkr0x · · Score: 1

      Actually I think you're wrong about the executives... if there's a ton of people going to the lower floors, and a handful of executives going to the 51st floor, the smart elevator would travel between the lower floors several times before it decided demand was high enough to make the trip to the 51st floor. Unless we're assuming the executives have some type of override, which they would certainly demand. Then naturally if you were the peon, you would hack into the elevator and leave the executives trapped up there all night long! I like this smart elevator.

  18. Where's my turbolift? by JediTrainer · · Score: 1

    That's not what I'd call a real smart elevator.

    I'd love it if somebody came up with a way for multiple cars to be able to share the same set of shaft/tracks and pass each other at designated points (or switch shafts). Instead of having, say, six shafts for six cars you should be able to double the number of cars (at least) in a tall building, given that if a car is heading upwards from floor 18 there should be no reason why another car couldn't use the shaft below, say, floor 16. Obviously there'd have to be serious work on collision avoidance (multiple redundancies), but I don't see why this shouldn't be possible.

    And before somebody tries to patent that (assuming it's not already), consider this post prior art.

    And while we're at it being able to switch to horizontal travel might be nice too (although the logistics of sorting out who gets to go where first might get tougher).

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    1. Re:Where's my turbolift? by Politburo · · Score: 1

      I'd love it if somebody came up with a way for..

      Well, it's already been come up with, thanks to the railroads. But this type of configuration simply isn't cost effective.

    2. Re:Where's my turbolift? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you never played sim tower where I think you could cram up to SIX cars in a single shaft. Ahh, now those were the good ole days.

    3. Re:Where's my turbolift? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      This is only an issue in buildings with many floors. Which are built with elevators in them to begin with. It would [probably] be too difficult/costly to retrofit into very large buildings. However, if you were doing that, it would be useful to be able to have only two elevator shafts to handle more than two cars. You'd switch them from one track to the other at assorted points. It doesn't actually sound all that difficult to me...

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    4. Re:Where's my turbolift? by jridley · · Score: 1

      There are systems where two cars were one on top of another and hooked together. Not nearly as good, but actually workable with current lift systems. I think these have been done for many years.

    5. Re:Where's my turbolift? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:Where's my turbolift? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC Petronas Tower uses two double-height cars per shaft (lower and upper parts of the building, odd and even floors).

    7. Re:Where's my turbolift? by freakmn · · Score: 1

      My proposed solution to waiting for elevators is to have each elevator with a single, focused purpose. This would require 2 elevators, one for up, and one for down. This will allow you to know which of the 2 elevators you will be getting into, so you can queue up in front of the correct one, instead of running to the one furthest away, because it happens to be going your direction. You can also eliminate redundancy in the elevator design, as the elevator will not need to go both ways. One elevator will have a motor to lift it up, and the other will not need much of a motor, but a brake so it will be able to stop on its way down.

      Yes, this is sarcastic, but sounds like something that might be thought up at some point. I could imagine a PHB presenting this to their employees. Might make a good dilbert.

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  19. hopefully.... by revery · · Score: 1

    Hopefully they aren't designed by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, makers of Happy Vertical People Transporters with the latest flavor of AI, GPP (Genuine People Personalities).

    From the Restaruant at the End of the Universe
    "Not unnaturally, many elevators imbued with intelligence and precognition become terribly frustrated with the mindless business of going up and down, up and down, experimented briefly with the notion of going sideways, as sort of an existential protest, demanded participation in the decision making process and finally took to squatting in basements sulking."

    Next thing you know, Starbucks will put Nutrimatic Drink Dispensers in all their stores.

    Good luck, Seattle.

    1. Re:hopefully.... by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      I think Starbucks already does. The stuff they sell is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike coffee...

      (And this is the third Adam's reference that I've seen so far in this thread. Glad to know I'm not the only one to immediately start this line of thinking after seeing the headline.)

  20. Sounds like the Marriott in Times Square by everyplace · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the Times Square Marriott here in NYC, in the lobby each elevator has a keypad where you key in the floor you want to go to, and then it shows you on an LED display which elevator number you want to go to. It is actually kind-of confusing, because you type in one number and it gives you another, but after you clear that hurdle, it works great. You get in an elevator, it stops on your floor without further input, and continues to its next destination. I think about that elevator system a lot, despite only ever having used it twice.

    1. Re: Sounds like the Marriott in Times Square by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is actually kind-of confusing, because you type in one number and it gives you another

      So the man went up the mountain, and waited for the HCI guru. And when the guru opened his eyes, the man said, "Esteemed one, I have an elevator control system, wherein people must specify their floor before being assigned to an elevator. But the people are confused, because the system takes a number, and gives a different number in return."

      The guru closed his eyes, breathed in, and exhaled slowly. Then he said, "Designate the elevators with letters."

    2. Re: Sounds like the Marriott in Times Square by j-beda · · Score: 1
      The guru closed his eyes, breathed in, and exhaled slowly. Then he said, "Designate the elevators with letters."

      That's exactly what I was thinking.

    3. Re: Sounds like the Marriott in Times Square by nzgeek · · Score: 1

      Apparently elevator designers in New Zealand don't need Gurus. Although I expect our elevators are manufactured in Australia or somewhere in Southeast Asia. There are a couple of buildings in Auckland that have this system, including the amazing innovation of designating elevators with letters.

      Seems to work alright.

  21. The best & the brightest don't code for elevat by notthepainter · · Score: 1

    I was coming back from lunch in the 15 story building I worked at and before I could press the button, two elevators opened in front of us. We stepped in the nearest one and hit the button for our floor and waited... and waited... and waited.

    Then we noticed that the elevator across from us, with its open doors, had the white up arrow lit and we could see in the shiny walls that ours didn't. We crossed the hallway, got in and pressed our floor. The door immediatly closed and away we went.

    I grumbled and my co-worker Randy chided me, "You don't think they hire people like us to code elevators, do you?"

    Years later, I hope he is proved wrong!

  22. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Politburo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    5. BING muting. Have you been in these elevators that have to BING at every floor, even when you're going to the 33rd from the 1st? Yeesh, give me a mute button.

    The dings aren't for you. Be glad that you can fucking see.

  23. Just perfect ... by AdamReyher · · Score: 1

    We're one step away from Willy Wonka's elevator system. - Adam

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  24. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by generic-man · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think the BING sounds are for the benefit of blind riders, who can count the number of BINGs to determine which floor they're on. The same goes for the one-BING-for-up, two-BING-for-down tones that accompany each door opening.

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  25. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

    I really like the Idea of the On/Off toggle. This would come in useful, when people decide to take the stairs. They could be courteous and turn it off, or motion/heat sensors could detect if the person left. This would also be nice inside the elevator, when you happen to press the wrong button. I think eliminating stops that aren't even needed would speed up the elevators much more than all this smart elevator stuff.

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  26. BING muting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >5. BING muting. Have you been in these elevators that have to BING at every floor, even when you're going to the 33rd from the 1st? Yeesh, give me a mute button.

    They probably can't do this. Blind people need to count the BINGs to know what floor they're at.

    1. Re:BING muting by generic-man · · Score: 1

      I agree with you and also replied to the parent's comment, but why not have an elevator that verbally announces the floor you're on, like elevator operators do? It doesn't seem like it would be that hard to have a recording "Third floor, housewares, bridal registry" play every time the doors open on the third floor.

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    2. Re:BING muting by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      I dunno. Just the elevator voice announcing the floor makes me want to pound it to scrap. I'm not sure why, but possibly it's the lack of variation when it's speaking. Slight variation in the cadence, speed and tone would probably be a big improvement.

      The overly complex York regional buses north of Toronto have a next stop announcement and I'll bet the code has "Next stop,,will be,,,,%1". I'd love to hack out some of that delay! (But why stop there? The gags possible are almost endless, especially if you use the GPS location, calendar, random generator and phase of the Moon to tigger them.)

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    3. Re:BING muting by Pope · · Score: 1

      I keep seeing the new VIVA buses at the Don Mills subway stop. I have a feeling that the extra delay put in before the actual stop name is because most people won't be 100% paying attention when the announcements come on, and it's just there to ensure people are tuned in when the stop is said.

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  27. That's the way they work here. by khasim · · Score: 1

    If you hit every button, all the them go off.

    It's been in practice for a while to keep the kids from being jerks.

    Of course, they can hit all but 1 button. But when you get on, you just hit the other buttons until they all clear and then choose your floor.

    1. Re:That's the way they work here. by Pfhor · · Score: 1

      Nobody has noticed the call cancel button?

      You know, that will clear out the button selection, if you hit the wrong one, etc.

      Or atleast thats what the one does at my friends apt.

    2. Re:That's the way they work here. by ionpro · · Score: 1

      On most elevators I've seen, the call cancel button only works when in "Firefighter's Mode" or what-have-you. I keep meaning to get one of those keys, but I never get around to it.

      'Course, I hardly have the world's largest experience set with elevators -- Tennessee doesn't have many tall buildings -- so YMMV.

  28. They had this back in 2001 by ndansmith · · Score: 4, Funny
    Open the elevator doors, HAL.

    I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

  29. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    5. BING muting. Have you been in these elevators that have to BING at every floor, even when you're going to the 33rd from the 1st? Yeesh, give me a mute button.

    So your blind coworkers won't know when to get off? Those bings are there for a reason (not just to annoy you).

  30. Oh, it's you again. by krunoce · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So this means you'll have to see the same people everyday in the elevator? That sucks. I enjoyed seeing the attractive women from the other floors every once in a while.

    1. Re:Oh, it's you again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > I enjoyed seeing the attractive women from the other floors every once in a while.

      Maybe they didn't enjoy seeing the drooling you?

    2. Re:Oh, it's you again. by Chaotic+Spyder · · Score: 1

      You still might catch them on the way down. Or in the extended wait in the lobby

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  31. You answer the post immediately above. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The post above wondered what would happen if someone tried to game the system by pushing the button a dozen times to attempt to get a car all to himself.

    I see the fingerprint detector as being good for national security. We could have a 'do not elevate list'. The corporate president could find his name on this the same way Ted Kennedy found himself (ok someone with the same name but the effect was the same) on the no fly list.

  32. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by MiKM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    7. A button to temporarily override that godawful buzzing sound if the door is left open too long.

  33. Good idea... but wrong building by johndierks · · Score: 1

    I commute past this building, and it's only 18 stories tall! It seems like it would be best to premier the technology in a 40-60 story building where efficiency could be better improved by having more destinations.

    1. Re:Good idea... but wrong building by Nukenbar2 · · Score: 0

      In buildings with 40-60+ stories, elevators are already divided between banks of floors. I think technology like this is designed especially for this situation.

  34. What I've always wanted to do.... by BenJeremy · · Score: 1

    As an embedded systems programmer, I've always wanted to write the elevator code to purposely bump down in priority any user who presses the button repeatedly.

    Of course, as a backdoor, you'd use two shaves and a haircut and get top priority.

  35. Interesting Idea, but it would need some work by PPGMD · · Score: 1
    It would need work to make it seamless for the user, first the kiosks should be for visitors only. Second each employee would get a wireless device, or a RFID name badge (with privacy protector for off work hours) if it's a locked down elevator and people are only allowed to exit on one floor (I worked in a building like this). The device would have either a 10 key pad with a cheap monochrome LCD display, they could enter their desired floor or have a quick access button for their normal work floor.

    Another thing I would consider is to have a thermal imager, or something similar to count the number of people to prevent people from entering a large amount of people for a single floor in hopes for a private car, of course I would have it set to only use it when a certain threshold is reached (ie 4 of more entries for the same floor within a couple of minutes of each other).

  36. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by dada21 · · Score: 1

    I should be glad that we have technology to replace the BING for people who can't "fucking" see. How about just anouncing the floor number before the elevator stops?

    33 floors, 33 bings?

    Or 33 floors, no bings, and "You've arrived at 17."

    You're right, I'm glad I'm not blind, those bings would still drive me nuts.

  37. Social Psychology by tktk · · Score: 4, Interesting
    In one of my social psychology classes, my professor told us that had been called in as a consultant to the college's elevator system. The elevator system in one building was extremely slow and it would take too much work to replace it.

    Instead of messing with elevator, my prof used a bit of social psychology. He had mirrors installed next to the elevator on every floor. Apparently, the self-absorbed students and faculty looked at themselves in the mirrors while waiting for the elevator, and lost track of their waiting time. From what I remember, complaints about the slow elevators got reduced to about 1/2.

    1. Re:Social Psychology by shinghei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let me guess...those who stopped complaining must have been identified as being more "self-absorbed" than those who kept complaining.

    2. Re:Social Psychology by spoonyfork · · Score: 4, Interesting

      He had mirrors installed next to the elevator on every floor.

      I had an industrial organizational psychology course at university and our prof told us the same story. I was going to share it until I read yours. I somehow doubt we attended the same university much less had the same professor. Could this be a psych course urban legend?

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    3. Re:Social Psychology by jsac · · Score: 2, Funny

      The University of Arizona Mathematics department installed chalkboards near the elevators on each floor in the math building. They were a huge hit.

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    4. Re:Social Psychology by kenj0418 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What you're describing sounds like one of the examples from "Are your Lights On: How to Figure Out What the Problem REALLY Is" by Donald Gause, a book about problem solving and solving the REAL problem -- not necessarily the problem reported. In the example the building management tries various solutions like this one to reduce complaints about the elevator. (Until someone from the elevator company eventually sees that the elevator was configured incorrectly and drastically reduces the wait time).

    5. Re:Social Psychology by Peldor · · Score: 4, Funny
      Instead of messing with elevator, my prof used a bit of social psychology. He had mirrors installed next to the elevator on every floor. Apparently, the self-absorbed students and faculty looked at themselves in the mirrors while waiting for the elevator, and lost track of their waiting time. From what I remember, complaints about the slow elevators got reduced to about 1/2.

      If he put the mirror on the floor, I bet no one would have complained about the elevator.

    6. Re:Social Psychology by kidgenius · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I heard the same story in my freshman engineering class some years ago. And our prof said that this situation occurred in a hotel.

    7. Re:Social Psychology by borawjm · · Score: 1

      Our office elevators have mirrored walls inside each of them. Most people just look down to avoid the awkwardness of seeing themselves and others around them.

    8. Re:Social Psychology by luxdex · · Score: 1

      I also received this story in an operations research (management science to some) class here in Australia - the moral of the story there being that the solution to an optimisation problem might not always be mechanical.

      Seems like it's an anecdote with applications for just about everything!

    9. Re:Social Psychology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahaha
      thanks for making me smile :)

    10. Re:Social Psychology by Deluge · · Score: 1

      So then the building's attempt at slimming down the occupants by shaming them into taking the stairs has failed...

  38. Take the stairs... by binaryspiral · · Score: 1

    Smart elevators with greedy dumb riders... forget that. I'll take the stairs and shower on the tenth floor.

  39. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by inoyb · · Score: 1
    5. BING muting. Have you been in these elevators that have to BING at every floor, even when you're going to the 33rd from the 1st? Yeesh, give me a mute button.

    I believe this is for the blind, so that they can count what floor the elevator is currently on. To keep things fair, should we also include a button which turns out the lights? :)

  40. Are you really pining for Communism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even though you've just completely nailed it's utter failure to account for human nature?

    If everyone simply gave according to their abilities and received according to their needs, everyone would get to work sooner.

    Of course, then we'd all be ants and not human beings.

    Your statement comes across as awfully nostalgic for an utter failure of an economic system that resulted in literally millions of deaths by starvation alone - let alone the way it gave totalitarianism a really simple way to dupe useful idiots.

    1. Re:Are you really pining for Communism by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      Your statement comes across as awfully nostalgic for an utter failure of an economic system that resulted in literally millions of deaths by starvation alone - let alone the way it gave totalitarianism a really simple way to dupe useful idiots

      I'll try not to complain about your utter lack of actually reading my post. What I want to know is this:

      1) I know how to dupe a useful story. Just submit it to Slashdot late at night. But how do you dupe a useful idiot?

      2) Where can I find these "useful idiots", anyway? Enquiring minds want to know! I bet their names start with "Anonymous" and end with "Coward".

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    2. Re:Are you really pining for Communism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the original AC, but I'll take a stab:

      1) The actual word "dupe" does not mean duplicate. Look it up...

      2) Are you useful?

    3. Re:Are you really pining for Communism by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      1) The actual word "dupe" does not mean duplicate. Look it up...

      2) Are you useful?


      1) I knew that, I was just being an idiot.

      2) Oops.

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  41. Re:IF wait time floor stop time THEN Proceed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > 'smart elevator' prevent the annoying jackass from hitting all the floor buttons at the same time?

    I learned, that must be why they put the alarm button right in line with the floor buttons, so when you swipe the buttons with 2 fingers, you set the alarm also.

  42. Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Japan elevators outsmart you.

  43. Neurotic? by gmerideth · · Score: 1

    But can I earn some extra cash by providing counseling to neurotic elevators? What if they decide to experiment by going sideways for a while?

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  44. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Politburo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How about just anouncing the floor number before the elevator stops?

    How about putting an overly complex electronics system into what is a simple mechanical device? The ding can be triggered by simple mechanical means. KISS. I'm sure you'd bitch a lot more when the elevator had to be taken out of service to troubleshoot the voice system.

  45. not everyone is so impressed... by bigbigbison · · Score: 2, Informative

    When they changed the elevators at the Marriott Marquis Times Square, not everyone was impressed.

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  46. Big deal.... by FirstNoel · · Score: 1

    All the major manufactures have a system like this, and most likely are already deployed in New York or LA.

    This is not a new idea.

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  47. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by dada21 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A voice system is complex? My neighbor had a Halloween pumpkin that said 50 different phrases in gorgeous clarity that he paid around $10 for at the drug store.

    Sorry, but I don't buy it. In fact, I bet in 10 years the bing WILL be gone. Voice response makes more sense than trying to count bings.

  48. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Politburo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Also not to mention the matter of language. 33 isn't "Thirty-Three" in every language. But 33 dings is 33 in any language.

  49. Estimates? by tm2b · · Score: 1

    What I'd love is a read out telling you (1) how long your estimated time to arriving at your destination is, and (2) how long it would take to take the stairs.

    There are many times when I would take the stairs if I knew it would be much faster, especially at conventions.

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    1. Re:Estimates? by punkr0x · · Score: 1

      I think you would have to enter your 100m dash time for that to be possible.

    2. Re:Estimates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you, but there is now often a problem with taking the stairs- they are locked. Since a short time after September 11th, the stairs in my building now are only unlocked from the office side, and not from the stairwell side. So I can still evacuate the building and go down the stairs, but I am not able to take the stairs up to my office. Apparently the stairs are considered a security risk, and a determined terrorist will be thwarted by having the stairs locked on the first floor- apparently terrorists are incapable of taking elevators to upper floors. I just hope that those doors automatically unlock during fires. Its a shame, I miss the workout I used to get from climbing 14 flights of stairs every day. It was not a fun day when I climbed to the 14th floor, only to find out that the door was locked and I would now have to descend those same 14 flights of stairs.

  50. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Politburo · · Score: 1

    Many elevators have an on/off switch. It's usually labelled as "Emergency Stop" or "Run/Stop" so most people don't use it, but it's just a glorified on/off.

  51. Oblig. Family Guy by Radres · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Stewie: "Yes, we all love 'Mr. Plow'! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning!"

    Seriously, just because there was a Simpsons about Homer riding in an elevator, does it necessitate quoting?

    1. Re:Oblig. Family Guy by HomerNet · · Score: 2, Funny

      Seriously, just because there was a Simpsons about Homer riding in an elevator, does it necessitate quoting?

      For heavens sake, YES! If we didn't, the universe would collapse!

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    2. Re:Oblig. Family Guy by shut_up_man · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow, you just zinged Simpsons quoting by using a Family Guy quote. I don't know whether I should mod you up, down or sideways. Maybe +1 Reflexive?

    3. Re:Oblig. Family Guy by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      Seriously, just because there was a Simpsons about Homer riding in an elevator, does it necessitate quoting?

      You must be new here...

    4. Re:Oblig. Family Guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that's the definition of obligatory. :)

  52. Cool feature... by Hymer · · Score: 1

    ...on some elevators there is a lock... the man with the key ride non-stop to his destination...

    1. Re:Cool feature... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure if this is true, however I heard you can get a non-stop ride to your floor if you hold the "door close" button at the same time as the floor you want...

  53. When elevators get smarter than people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I once witnessed a grown man press both the up and the down button to call the elevator (we both only wanted to go down). When I asked why, he informed me that pressing both buttons would make the elevator come faster. Luckily the down elevator came first, but no amount of reasoning during our shared elevator ride helped him to see the light. This was bad enough, but it's hard to imagine the elevator rage caused by idiots who press the buttons for all floors in an attempt to speed up the process.

  54. I worked in a building with a system like this by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 1

    and you want to know my opinion ??? is a royal _PAIN IN THE ASS_

    in some cases you'll end up using the stairs, as i did frequently.

    the problem with these elevators are basicaly the uneven distribution of people among the several floors. sometimes in the building i worked, the pannel would tell me to take a certain cabin an i was the only passenger to my floor at the moment, but the same cabin was also assigned to a floor with an auditorium in the exact time dozens of people were going to a presentation of a new product. there was people enough to fill some 4 cabins waiting in the ground floor. of course, when the elevator stoped, everybody jumped in and i had to wait. of course, since i missed the first trip, i had to rebook it in the touchpannel.

    now you ask: "but why the system doesn't calculate the number of people going to a floor so the cabin doesn't get overcrowded ?"

    simple answer: many people come in _groups_. yes, groups. co-workes who meet at the lobby, car pooler who work on the same floor, you name it. and it's obvious, that as soon as the firts member of the group types the destination floor on the touchpannel and gets assigned a cabin, why would the others also type ? they wont, because the system doesn't know about groups, so if each member types the same floor on the pannel, they might end in diferent cabins, and no one wants it. so they all go in the cabin assigned to the first guy, wich ends in an overcrowded cabin.

    pain in the ass, pure and simple. who cares if the actual trip is shorter ? i rather a longer trip, with several stops (but at least i'm moving) than a longer wait in the lobby. waiting is much more stressing than a longer trip.

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    1. Re:I worked in a building with a system like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      waiting is much more stressing than a longer trip.

      Until something goes wrong and you end up stuck in an elevator.

  55. Queueing algos by dkoulomzin · · Score: 1

    I remember from undergraduate cs classes that algorithms like those for elevators are actually balancing 2 different variables: average wait-time and fairness (which essentially can be thought of as variance of wait-time). It seems this algorithm optimizes for average time, possibly at the expense of fairness. In a conventional elevator, I can easily make a fairly accurate guess about how long it will take the elevator to take me from where I am to where I want to go... and if I'm wrong, it means EVERYONE is slowed down. Its fair. The suggested system doesn't seem to make anything close to this strong a guarantee. "Average" wait-time is of course fairly uninteresting when actual wait-times can vary widely. If I need to get upstairs for some extremely important and time-sensitive reason (be it annual review or potty break) I don't want to wait an average of 30 seconds if waiting 10 minutes is a possibility. I'll take the predictable 45 second wait, thank you.

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  56. Doesn't work by the_skywise · · Score: 1

    It's a great idea in concept, but in practice it doesn't quite work...

    They had this system at Ameritech in Indianapolis many years ago (now SBC, now AT&T, but I digress...) which was being used for prototype testing (so Ameritech got a discount on their elevator service)

    Instead of a touch panel they had number pad and LCD display but the functionality was the same.

    Every morning there'd be a crowd of 20 people at Elevator A, 5 at Elevator B and 1 at Elevator C.

    This led to users "hacking" the system by reentering in the same floor multiple times. This resulted in the system adding in more people to the elevator until you got an overflow and then another elevator would be assigned.

  57. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Animats · · Score: 5, Informative
    • On/off toggle in the elevator. It's a standard Otis option, but it's not ordered much.
    • Early elevator arrival notification. Tell me which elevator will be the one I'll be entering. It's common to have lobby level "This car up" signs, controlled by the dispatching system. But above the lobby level, it's rare.
    • VIP floor access That's more common than you might think. It's called a "priority hall call station" in the elevator industry, and is usually an RFID or swipe card reader.
  58. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Politburo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Flamebait my ass. I'm fucking sick of people who bitch about things that are put in place to help our disabled neighbors.

  59. Is it running on Windows? by navycow · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine getting stuck in the elevator with a blue screen? AAAAAHHH!!

    1. Re:Is it running on Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Trust me.

  60. Say what? by MasterC · · Score: 1

    The company began its U.S. operations in Lebanon in 1977...

    How exactly does that work? Wouldn't it have been easier/more useful to start U.S. operations in the U.S.? ...not Lebanon?

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    1. Re:Say what? by j-beda · · Score: 1
      How exactly does that work? Wouldn't it have been easier/more useful to start U.S. operations in the U.S.? ...not Lebanon?

      There is a Lebanon in Missouri, Indiana, Ohio, Tennessee, and maybe some other places?

  61. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Foerstner · · Score: 1

    "This is the thirty-third floor. Going up."

    They actually had one of these in a building I worked in. It was only in the freight elevator, and it wasn't a very tall building.

    But then, there's the morning rush.

    "This is the second floor. Going up."
    "This is the third floor. Going up."
    "This is the fourth floor. Going up." ...

    Talk about annoying.

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  62. And the complaint department will say... by MikTheUser · · Score: 1

    ...go stick your head in a pig!

  63. It'll only work when you can reprogram the users. by mmell · · Score: 1
    The first time I saw a wheel mouse was at work. "How ridiculous" I remember thinking - right up until I got home that afternoon and discovered that my old 2-button mouse was totally useless.

    Of course, once the users become accustomed to this, they'll probably use elevators in other buildings thinking "how quaint".

  64. That depends on where you are, and who is with you by CFD339 · · Score: 1

    There are absolutely times when you're willing to try climbing out the mythical hole in the top of all TV elevators just get away from some seriously bad perfume or B.O.

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  65. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by dada21 · · Score: 1

    I don't think it needs to be said at every floor it passes, only at the floor it stops at. Or is that what you meant?

    The weird thing is, I know I've been in elevators with blind people (considering I make about 1000+ rides a year and I've maybe seen a handful in my life) and almost always I've had to let them know what floor it was. I don't think the current system works, but it probably placates the ADA cops.

  66. It's a Happy Vertical People Transporter by Ranger · · Score: 1

    Obligatory H2G2 quote:

    It should be explained at this point that modern elevators are strange and complex entities. The ancient electric winch and maximum capacity eight person jobs bear as much relation to a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Happy Vertical People Transporter as a packet of peanuts does to the entire West Wing of the Sirian State Mental Hospital. This is because they operate on the unlikely principle of defocused temporal perception, a curious system which enables the elevator to be on the right floor to pick you up even before you knew you wanted it, thus eliminating all the tedious chatting, relaxing, and making friends that people were previoiusly forced to do whilst waiting for elevators.

    Not unnaturally, many Lifts imbued with intelligence and precognition became terribly frustrated with the mindless business of going up or down, experimented briefly with the notion of going sideways as a sort of existential protest, demanded participation in the decision making process, and finally took to sulking in basements.

    At this point a man named Gogrilla Mincefriend rediscovered and patented a device he had seen in a history book called a staircase. It has been calculated that his most recent tax bill paid for the social security of 5,000 redundant Sirius Cybernetics workers, the hospitalization of a hundred Sirius Cybernetics executives and the psychiatric treatment of over seventeen and a half thousand neurotic Lifts.

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  67. Isn't so new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The PriceWaterhouseCoopers building in Auckland, NZ, already has this. It works very well. The only problem with it is when first time users walk into an elevator and realise there are no keypads. They try to speak to the elevator Star Trek style.

  68. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by bobsledbob · · Score: 1


    A blind person isn't being annoyed by the lights. :)

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  69. intresting by jaimz22 · · Score: 1

    all i can think of...

    me: "Elevator i need to go to floor 5"
    elevator: "Sorry dave i can't do that."
    me: "Elevator i'm not dave and i have to go to floor 5 now"
    elevator: "Sorry dave stopping at that floor is inefficent, since theres a greater demand on floor 7"
    me: "you peice of trash, i'm on floor 2 now, you go right past floor 5"
    elevator: "sorry the magic 8 ball of elevator destinations says outlook not so good"
    me: "what operating system runs this thing.. windows ME"

    all i know is that i don't want to be the maker when the first image of these "smart elevators" shows up on thisisbroken.com!

  70. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Carewolf · · Score: 1

    The on/off toggle is seriously going to piss you off the first time the little lamp or diode breaks, and they always break.

  71. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I'd hate for them to put an overly "complex" device in an elevator.. like modern safety equipment or emergency communications systems. That would be such a terrible burden on our society.

  72. Maybe that'll attract some renters.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked in met park west for about 4 years. They've been largely vacant since the company I worked for left. They've been remodeling both met park west and east for the last few years. Still, I have to say bennaroya (who owns all 3 met park buildings) is an evil company who only cares about the bottom line.

  73. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by sdpuppy · · Score: 1
    WHat do people here want, each floor make a different sound?

    Ba

    Da

    Bing!

    Also - whats wrong with the Bing? Say that to his face!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bing_Crosby

  74. Annoying and unpredictable - how nice! by CFD339 · · Score: 1

    I was just thinking to myself, "what I really want is an elevator ride a few times a day where I cannot predict the number of stops, the order of stops, or how long it will take to get to my floor."

    Well, look -- someone made one. Excellent. THIS will really play hell with the kids in hotels that push EVERY button a thousand times. Between them and the greedy, loud-cell-phone-talking, expensive-shoes-wearing yuppies pushing their button a thousand times to get priority, here's what I expect to see:

        "Error: Overflow error 2102 adding user 32768. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (F)all to your death?"

    So, its annoying, unpredictable, and dangerous -- but at least it will be expensive.

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  75. Toggle Buttons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh please, oh please, can we see toggle buttons in elevators? How many times have you hit the wrong button and wished you could toggle it off?

  76. Old news by omar_armas · · Score: 1

    I've seen such elevators in Mexico City since a few years ago.
    Omar

  77. Been there, done that and it sucks by rhavyn · · Score: 1

    The Mariott Marquis on Times Square has this system install installed. It's a massive pain in the ass.

    1. The system expects each passenger to enter their floor number once. It uses this to figure out the demand for the various floors. But what do people do when they're impatient for an elevator? That's right, they push the button again. And they did that with this new system too causing it to think that there were 200 people who wanted the 10th floor.

    2. It may work for low volume elevators, but not at the Mariott Marquis. At one point I had to wait nearly an hour (seriously, I think it was 45 or 50 minutes) to get an elevator. Why? Because it was just before show time and all the people going to Broadway shows were trying to leave too and the elevator system overloaded. This happened often enough that they had bellhops running the elevators they had yet to convert just to make sure that it was possible to get to your room.

    3. Complete lack of feedback. You punch in your floor and it tells you what elevator number to use. And then you wait. And wait. With absolutely no feedback mechanism. You don't know what floor the elevator is on, if it's going up or coming down or broken down.

    4. This isn't really a problem with the system, but a problem in general. People are really, really stupid. It was really funny the first few times I'd see someone jump into an elevator (not the one they were told to go to) and then look for the button to push. Oops, no buttons. This elevator system works completely differently from the way people are used to it working. Considering that most people can't figure out how to use a toilet if you move the flush handle do you really expect them to use this? And their inability to use it just causes people like me how did figure out to use it more trouble. Them plugging in their floor number 8000 times makes everything slower and eventually overloads the system. And then I get to wait 45 minutes for a damn elevator.

  78. Novell technology vs Elevators by ivanmarsh · · Score: 1

    How amusing that Novell Netware greatly reduced file access times with a technology called Elevator Seeking that allowed the OS to pick up all the segments of a file, in random order, in a single sweep of the drive platters and now elevators are going to introduce head thrashing as if it were a good idea.

    I guess time will tell.

  79. On/off buttons do exist! by achurch · · Score: 1
    2. On/off toggle in the elevator. Have you had the kid hit 10 buttons? I have. Many times. Have you had some idiot hit a few buttons by accident? I get it every week. Not that I'm in a rush, but come on, think before you hit a button.

    Here in Japan, we've already got that. Admittedly I haven't seen the technology used in public elevators--probably because someone would accidentally switch off somebody else's floor, and the next thing you know umbrellas are being drawn--but at my former employer's office in Makuhari, it was in fact possible to turn off a floor button by pressing it for 2-3 seconds. (It's the NTT Makuhari Building, in case anyone works there and wants to try it, and it only works on the central blue elevators that stop at all floors.) I've since changed jobs so I can't check the elevator maker or model, but vague recollection says it was Mitsubishi.

  80. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So blind people can't hear the doors opening and people getting on and off, but they can hear the bings? OK...

  81. What happens if I DON'T KNOW my destination? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a crunchy granola computer type who works in a 15 story building.
    If I know there are people on most of those floors that want to talk to me, one of my favorite things to do is to get in the elevator, not press ANY buttons, and let the Gods carry me to my next assignment.

    This new elevator paradigm will completely screw that up.
    (I know this will get modded "Funny", but I am completely serious)

  82. Automated, direct-to-destination travel... Great! by non-poster · · Score: 1

    The concept of automated, direct-to-destination travel has been around for a while. Personal Rapid Transit is a city-wide automated system that would deliver a small group of passengers to their destination transit stations without stopping at other stations along the way. Non-stop travel is faster and more energy efficient.

    A link and another link.

  83. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by ashitaka · · Score: 1

    The hotel I stayed in Tokyo last month had bilingual elevators. It annnounced the floor and direction in Japanese then English so it's not like it can't be done.

    By the way I highly recommend this hotel for anyone looking for a reasonable plce to stay in central Tokyo.

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  84. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by dada21 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm fucking sick of people who bitch about things that are put in place to help our disabled neighbors

    I sick of people like you who force people like me to do something against our will.

    First, my brother-in-law is fully disabled, and we will be taking care of him when my mother-in-law passes on.

    Second, my other brother-in-law had MS (and died recently) and he was wheelchair bound.

    I deal with disabled people in my family, and I have some friends who are disabled as well. They agree with me that the ADA laws are made in order to control businesses and take care of cronies (who own many companies that handle ADA compliance).

    My experience as a business owner:

    A bar I used to go to was upstairs. They had no elevator. The 2 wheelchair bound customers was always helped up the stairs by the bouncers, and they never had a complaint. The bar had $1 beers. When they had a small kitchen fire, they had to close down because the repairs couldn't be performed without updating the club to ADA compliance -- requiring $150,000 in upgrades. The building to this day is unused for this reason.

    My church received a $1 million donation of a building we needed to expand. The building was built in 1953, like an old fashioned church. It has great acoustics (I direct video and sound). We need to knock out a wall to handle the additional 100 people we're expecting to come. We can't. The previous church installed a $50,000 elevator, but the ADA compliance people say we need to put one in the front of the building (there isn't room). We can't expand.

    A neighbor of mine recently became disabled. He called a company to build a ramp so he can get up to his home. Because of government mandates of ADA compliance, the price of building ramps is over 3 times higher than it should be given the amount of work that is being performed. Companies know they can charge more because they are mandated to do work.

    The law doesn't help the disabled, it helps the enabled who happen to have on bigger disability: they're friends with those in office.

  85. Get on anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'll still get on the first elevator that stops. Even with "conventional" elevators, there are many people that get on the elevator that's going the wrong direction, just because the door opened.

  86. i'm surprised so many people hate these systems by eyrieowl · · Score: 1

    we have one in our building in Houston and i'm a big fan. of course, there are times when i can't help wanting to tinker with the algorithm a little bit...but it DEFINITELY beats out the standard system. at an previous job we were on the top floor of a bank of elevators, and it truly was intolerable. it was *impossible* to ride the elevators either up or down from our floor without stopping several times. these pre-assignment systems are VASTLY superior. that said, i think that they shouldn't be used in "public" areas. i definitely can see where in a hotel or other area with lots of user-churn you would have lots of people getting on elevators and going to the wrong place. however, in an office building where the majority of the users know (or quickly learn) the system, i think (properly implemented) it simply can't be beat.

  87. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by nacturation · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but I don't buy it. In fact, I bet in 10 years the bing WILL be gone. Voice response makes more sense than trying to count bings.

    "You've arrived at the thirteenth floor."
    "U bent bij de dertiende verdieping aangekomen."
    "Vous êtes arrivé au treizième plancher."
    "Sie sind im dreizehnten Stock angekommen."
    "Siete arrivato al tredicesimo pavimento."
    "Você chegou no décimo terceiro assoalho."
    "Usted ha llegado el décimotercer piso."

    Quite the tower of Babel there. I'd hate to be at an international conference.

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  88. Not the same by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

    "Fujitec competitors Schindler and Thyssen have similar systems, but Fujitec says only its system incorporates artificial intelligence to learn the building's traffic flow.

    "Our competitors are using destination-based systems, but they do not use predictive logic with historic data," Rennekamp said."

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  89. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Ken_g6 · · Score: 1

    How about putting the kiosk system on the LAN? Enter your destination at your desk, let the wait time be the 60 seconds it takes to walk to the elevator (or enter a specific wait time say 5 minutes), and have no standing around!

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  90. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by dada21 · · Score: 1

    Quite the tower of Babel there. I'd hate to be at an international conference.

    Haha. Here's the thing though: in all my international travels (quite high in number) in the past 10 years, I have yet to meet anyone who doesn't understand English numbers. I've met old ladies in small stores in the backwoods of Poland who can understand THREE THREE ZERO DOLLARS.

    When it comes to the States, I can't even think of one person I've met who doesn't speak English, except for the hispanic church that rents my church out on Saturday :)

  91. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by generic-man · · Score: 1

    At my old apartment building I had an apartment right next to the elevator. I was awakened by that buzzing several times. Steps to stop buzzing:

    1. Pull emergency stop switch.
    2. Push emergency stop switch.
    3. Go back to bed.

    (Optional step 2.5: Call super to bitch about elevator)

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  92. 5-story classroom bldg, 4 elevators... by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

    Back when I was in college (three guesses where...), there was (and still is) a building on campus with five floors and four elevators. It was a mess. If you were unfortunate enough to have a class on the fifth floor, you had to endure sharing it for more than a minute with dozens of sweating and smelly riders (it wasn't air conditioned)... roughly 1/4 of whom got off on each floor (slightly weighted towards higher floors, but not as much as you'd think). Going down after class was even worse... the cab would be COMPLETELY filled on the fifth floor, but stop at every single floor on the way down to take on additional riders who wouldn't have fit inside. During the span of a single class change, maybe a dozen people would actually go from one floor of the building to another (rarely, professors... they just took the stairs because it was less frustrating).

    What I suggested was simple... between classes, each elevator should serve only two stops: the ground floor, and ONE other floor (#1 goes to 2, #2 goes to 3, #3 goes to 4, and #4 goes to 5). It would mean that someone wanting to go from the fifth floor to the second would have to go down to ground, switch elevators, then go up to the second... but the other 99.9% of the riders would have an express ride directly to where they wanted to go -- increasing capacity by eliminating time-consuming futile stops (especially on the "down" trip). The doors would open, the elevator would completely empty out, the cab would completely fill, and go straight to the other floor it served, where the same process would be repeated. No more stopping at intermediate floors where "nobody" (statistically) ever got out, and nobody could have boarded anyway.

    Of course, the suggestion was completely ignored. But I still think it made complete sense...

  93. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Politburo · · Score: 1

    Yawn. Dude you're so anti-regulation that this doesn't surprise me in the least. Your anecdotes do not justify a policy shift (wrt the overall goals of ADA.. implementation is always another matter), and your opinion is not any more important or right because you have disabled family members.

    I sick of people like you who force people like me to do something against our will.

    There's nothing forcing you to be part of society. But if you're going to be, then there are certain things you're going to have to do.

    The law doesn't help the disabled

    That's simply false and doesn't even merit a response.

  94. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Say that to his face!

    We can't. He's dead, and his face has decomposed. We do what we want now.

  95. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
    6. Free spray deodarant in each elevator. Talk about needing to teach people etiquette.

    Laboratory hazmat shower.

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  96. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by dada21 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's simply false and doesn't even merit a response.

    Let's see how I can pwn this comment with a response of some articles covering how the disabled are hurt by the ADA laws and complaince regulations:

    If You Weren't Disabled Before the ADA, You Are Now by Greg Perry

    ADA Success? At What?

    What is disabled?

    These are my top 3 favorite articles (different authors, same website that keeps a good list of pro-liberty pieces). Read them and you'll see that the ADA is not helpful.

    By the way, I have disabled friends and family who all agree it is harder to get a job and costlier to be disabled now than 10 years ago. What is your basis to repudiate what they've told me? Are you disabled? Do you live with a disabled person? Do you employ disabled people? I have a full time IT tech that is deaf who has worked for me for 3 years, and I pay him double what he received at his previous job. I also have a blind sales person who travels for me (he's legally blid 20/400 in his best eye) internationally. I do think I have something to say over what you do, my "theory" is based on facts in dealing with the disabled. Your "theory" seems to be based on class warfare.

  97. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Renraku · · Score: 1

    The reason they'll never change is because they're 'almost' foolproof. The only way you can cause havoc is to press all the buttons. Thats what will get your ass kicked/stabbed by someone having a bad day.

    Imagine one eight year old standing there pressing every different button repeatedly until the elevator starts going up and down randomly because its confused.

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  98. Need cameras by imunfair · · Score: 1

    They need to couple the touchpad system (or a voice system even) with a visual recognition software and cameras to verify the actual number of people waiting. That way it can tell whether there really are 40 people waiting to go to a floor, or if it was just that annoying guy pressing the button repeatedly.

    If they had it track faces according to when they pressed, etc, it could actually automatically remove floors if the people changed their mind and took the stairs - or update the stats if you picked a second different floor.

    Course then people will start worrying about privacy issues, but it seems like the most efficient way to do it.

  99. Steve Jobs says... by GoatMonkey2112 · · Score: 1

    This will change the world! It will change the way we build cities!!!

  100. Missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Riders may wait slightly longer for the proper car, but the overall ride is shortened

    I work in a high-rise in downtown Los Angeles and I have never been irritated at how long the elevator took to get to my floor after I had boarded. The problem is always how freakin' long I have to wait for an elevator to show up after I press the call button. This is retarded.

  101. "new" ? by Leto2 · · Score: 1

    "new" elevator system? How is this "new"? I've seen this for many many years throughout European office-buildings.

    It's probably just as "new" as the US thinks direct-water-heaters (instead of hot-water-tanks aka boilers) are "innovative"...

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  102. Even Steven? by Zendar · · Score: 1

    OK. So I don't live in a large city with towering office buildings so I do not know how long it normally takes to take an elevator to some floor. However, if you have to wait longer for the elevator but the ride is short, isn't this the same as getting on right away and having a longer ride? In the end, it all evens out. So two people entering the same building: one waits for the "optimized" elevator and one gets into the next avaialble one. Wouldn't they arrive on the same floor around the same time?

  103. Buff Shamens!!! by DECS · · Score: 1

    Yeah these new elevators are great if you are a priest. But what if you are a hunter? Nobody will want you in their group, and you'll be stuck at the lobby meeting stone for hours.

  104. Marriot in Times Square by xandroid · · Score: 1

    The Marriot in Times Square has had a system pretty similar to this for a while.

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  105. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by dal20402 · · Score: 1
    The law doesn't help the disabled, it helps the enabled who happen to have on bigger disability: they're friends with those in office.

    This may be true in the narrow context of your life, although probably less so than you think. But it's not true everywhere. I spent years in the transit industry, which is one of the places where ADA has caused the biggest changes. Today, pretty much all new transit vehicles are being ordered with automatic stop-announcement hardware (which comprises both illuminated signs for the deaf and voice recordings for the blind).

    If you've ever listened to old-fashioned manual stop announcements on any system you can understand why this hardware has been a major help to disabled riders. And it only is being installed because of threats of lawsuits by disabled advocacy groups under the ADA.

    The ADA has also precipitated, by itself, a shift to low-floor equipment for both bus and rail lines -- which benefits the elderly as well as the disabled -- and dramatically changed attitudes toward serving disabled customers in the transit industry as a whole.

    In any case, why would the ADA change the price for building a ramp? It's still the same concrete and metal. And if the demand for ramps caused by the ADA is really that great, you'd think more ramp contractors would have shown up to at least partially offset the increased demand.

    And it defeats the purpose of the law to say "the customers weren't complaining, so why should we comply?" The whole idea behind disability-law reform is to allow people to move and live independently, not at the mercy (i.e. pity) of bouncers (or relatives, or anyone else). If disabled customers can't get into a business without begging for help, and the business refuses to upgrade accordingly, the business should be shut down.

  106. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Sarisar · · Score: 1

    ding (1) ding (2) ding (3) ding (4) ding ding ding hello? no ding I'm ding in a ding elevator ding.

    Crap was that some guys cell phone ringing, dinging or ... wait 10? 11?

    Hello? Excuse me what floor am I on? Hello


    I think if I was blind I'd rather have floor numbers then having to count dings or hoping someone was still with me when I got to my floor.

  107. Smart Elevators? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll stick to the dumb elevators thank you.

  108. who's the stupid one by funny-jack · · Score: 1

    Funny, you say that it is the "stupidest system for elevators I've ever seen" and yet the situation you describe is caused by the stupidity of the elevator passengers.

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    1. Re:who's the stupid one by kpang · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's stupid in that it doesn't take into account user stupidity.

    2. Re:who's the stupid one by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      Funny, you say that it is the "stupidest system for elevators I've ever seen" and yet the situation you describe is caused by the stupidity of the elevator passengers.

      Kind of like saying it is the stupid users that can't figure out how to secure Microsoft Windows. While true, the system should not require significant training for a user to utilize the system.

      Maybe that is the plan, sell certification classes in the lobby and require all riders to have elevator certification before they can use the system.....

    3. Re:who's the stupid one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Funny, you say that it is the "stupidest system for elevators I've ever seen" and yet the situation you describe is caused by the stupidity of the elevator passengers.

      Let me guess: you're an engineer or programmer, right?

    4. Re:who's the stupid one by Baikala · · Score: 2, Informative

      This system works for an office building like the one I work in (we have it since last summer) where every body understand how it works and there are security people to explain the system to the ocational visitor. For a public access location like an hotel where 90% of the people is new every week it's a nigthmare.

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  109. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by slashname3 · · Score: 1

    Actually a better redesign of an elevator system should be used. In very tall highrises why not setup the elevator so it runs in a loop. Cars go up one shaft and come down another shaft. You can then introduce additional cars as needed based on passenger traffic.

    For example: in the morning most people are headed up. As you fill a car at the first floor it leaves and almost immeaditly a new car is loaded into the shaft and filled. As the first car empties out and reaches the top it swings over into the down shaft and returns to the bottom, either to be refilled or to be shifted into storage if the rush is over. Depending on how many floors the building had you could have a dozen cars in the same shaft at a time, possibly more. It would all work like some of the rides at Disney where they shuffle cards on and off the tracks as needed or for maintance.

    The system in the article could still be used and group people by floor into the same car, there would be less wait for the next car load and next group of floors.

  110. Hmm.. by HellYeahAutomaton · · Score: 1

    So I guess Leon Starr is going to have to update
    his Executable UML Elevator example.

    The models are the code...the models are the...wait..
    Did someone say models?

  111. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

    ...and you could use another obvious solution in use almost everywhere: group the elevator lobbies into banks by each of 1/2 or 1/4 the number of floors and/or by odd/even numbered floors. I would put money on that after all the AI and "fuzzy logic" analysis of daily behavior, you would end up with much the same pattern in almost any building.

  112. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by QMO · · Score: 1

    So, when the building doesn't have a 13th floor (like the one I work in) do the blind people get off one floor too late, or do they get off one floor too early when the building does have a 13th floor?

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  113. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Politburo · · Score: 1

    Ah, so I read some opinion pieces, complete with more anecdotes, and I'm suddenly cured! Right. I'm not saying ADA is perfect, but I'm not going to call it bad social policy because of some Rockwell pieces. The first article focuses mainly on employment and ADA. We aren't really talking about that piece of the law, and I'm unsure if I support that piece, as well. The 2nd piece speaks mainly to the employment portion also. The third article is a direct appeal to fear and the wallet, trying to say that ADA costs you money. And he couldn't even find 10 good items!

    "You pay the moral and ethical degradation when retroactive laws like the Americans with Disabilities Act pass." "You pay cost in lost time as you walk by row after row of empty wheelchair parking spaces to get to the front door of any American business." Oh no! I demand retribution for those 30 seconds!! The guy mocks the doorknob requirements of ADA with an appeal to common sense that simply lies about the law (round doorknobs, simply put, are not illegal. I've got em in my house, call the cops!).. then he had to invent a hypothetical requirement as the 10th item.

    But on the subject of regulations and money.. yes, the ADA costs money. But guess what, so do labor protections, environmental protections, S-OX, food and drug regulations, and just about every other regulation. Yes. Regulation increases the cost of business. I'm not going to cry about that. It's the cost of a better society. I understand you don't agree. Luckily there's more people who agree with me than you.

  114. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    How about a bunch of handles around the interior that you can hold on to and include little braille display pads that reconfigure to identify which deck you're on.

    But no having to twist that handle to activate the lift. That would be silly.

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  115. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by hackstraw · · Score: 1

    A voice system is complex? My neighbor had a Halloween pumpkin that said 50 different phrases in gorgeous clarity that he paid around $10 for at the drug store.

    Sorry, but I don't buy it. In fact, I bet in 10 years the bing WILL be gone. Voice response makes more sense than trying to count bings.


    Analog gauges are better for continuous data that has an upper and lower limit. Look at your speedometer if you don't believe me. In the 80's they tried digital ones, and they are hard to read and look goofy.

    Nobody going to the 18th floor cares if they are currently on 3 or 16. All they care about is the progress towards their goal.

  116. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by generic-man · · Score: 1

    Like the late Mitch Hedberg, blind people know what floor they're really on.

    "What room are you in?" "1401." "No, you're not! Jump out the window; you will die earlier!"

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  117. How about a whole new design? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rather than tinker with what basically amounts to a old design, an entire redesign might solve the inherent problems.

    Current elevator design is basically a shaft, a box with buttons, and a counterweight. This was designed when using elevators was moderately complicated, and it required a controller to stand in there and position the box at each floor.

    Every elevator since was simply a rework of the same basic design.

    How about some new designs? We have much better technology now than when these were first made.

    Basic assumptions made for elevators that should be tossed:
    1) 1 elevator per shaft.
    2) elevators can only go up or down. (no need for wonka references here.)
    3) elevators have to be boxes that hold up to 12 people at a time.
    4) each elevator goes both up and down.

    Lots of possibilities open up. Like the elevator in Star Trek. There's one at the doors all the time. No waiting required. It takes you to your destination, and I presume another one pops up ready at the start position for the next person.

    Pneumatic-driven tubes. Walk into the signle-person tube platform, push your destination, and it lifts you to your floor. Once it arrives at the travel tube, it slides into the next section so that you can exit to your floor. Each tube goes one way, so there would have to be at least one for each direction.

    With waiting tubes, you don't get nearly the buildup of passengers waiting to get on between elevators. Sure, if many people suddenly arrive and need to go up or down, there might be a line while people enter a tube and go to there floor. Obviously there would have to be a pause between each entry, just like getting on the freeway. But with each tube going one way, you don't need to wait for the thing to return.

    If the tube is often having people waiting, just add another tube. It should be moderately cheaper and smaller than an entire elevator. A single set of tubes would probably take half the space of a normal elevator.

    It might cost more to run, as counterweights wouldn't be involved, but it shouldn't cost more than running the lights 24 hours a day like some buildings do.

    Safety might be an issue, as current elevators break and simply stop moving, but I envision this as having far fewer moving parts.

  118. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by pclminion · · Score: 1
    Also not to mention the matter of language. 33 isn't "Thirty-Three" in every language. But 33 dings is 33 in any language.

    So, for the first floor we hear 1 ding. Second floor, 2 dings. 33rd floor, 33 dings. By the time you get to the 40th floor you've heard 820 dings.

    If that's not enough to induce elevator carnage, I don't know what is. Me: "I just want to get to work!" Elevator: "DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!!"

  119. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by hackstraw · · Score: 1

    Yawn. Dude you're so anti-regulation that this doesn't surprise me in the least. Your anecdotes do not justify a policy shift (wrt the overall goals of ADA.. implementation is always another matter), and your opinion is not any more important or right because you have disabled family members.

    We don't need regulation. What is different about hanging out with people at work vs your home?

    My cousin has been in a wheelchair since 1989. He basically hasn't worked or done much for other people since. He just drives around an parties all the time.

    The reason he doesn't work is because the government pays him with our social security money every month. He gets like $600 or so a month, and does under the table jobs from time to time.

    Because of the government regulations, its next to impossible for him to get a wheelchair, even though the government pays for the thing.

    He should buy his own fucking wheelchair. I don't want the government even thinking about it. How does his wheelchair issues affect the public at large? It doesn't.

    I'm disabled too. My vision and hearing is bad, so I wear glasses and a hearing aid. These are basic things I need to go to work and help other people. I have to buy them myself. My cousin has to wait for weeks or months to get his wheelchair that I pay for. Its ridiculous.

  120. Didn't it say it grouped? by circusboy · · Score: 1

    Entering the same floor over and over again would have little effect, entering many nearby floors might, but probably the wrong one... you'd get the elevator faster, but you'd still have to stop at every floor...

    maybe I should read the TFA...

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  121. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like where your head's at on most of the upgrades, however, I think the *Ding* noise allows blind elevator riders to determine how many floors they have traveled.

  122. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by dada21 · · Score: 1

    Good post. Sorry to hear about your disabilities. I concur about getting a wheelchair -- my brother-in-law that passed away needed a wheelchair, but since they're normally paid for with public dollars, they're almost impossible to buy privately. They were thousands and thousands of dollars and impossible to get. So he waited for one for 2 years (public aid) and bought a used one (1970s model) for around $400.

    I'm assuming that you're finding more ability to "get around" because of the Internet, not less, right? My father is now legally blind and the Internet has completely changed his life.

  123. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

    heat sensors

    Elevators used to have heat sensitive pads. You could lightly tap the pad and it would call the elevator. Heck, you coulk=d breath on it and it would trigger.

    But....

    People WILL get on an elevator during a fire. And of course the heat sensitive pad would trigger from the fire, so you had the situation where (during a fire) the elevator would helpfully take you right to the floor where a fire was raging.

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  124. i live in seattle by mseidl · · Score: 1

    and I actually goto this buidling, but I have not yet tried it, as it was still under contruction about a week ago when I was there last. I always wondered, wtf will I do with that? The building only has 17 floors that can be accessed from the main elevator(my client is on the 17th floor). I could picture this being helpful with a place like the sears tower with way more floors. But, sure enough, wierd to find them on slashdot.

    1. Re:i live in seattle by Fujitec+Guy · · Score: 1

      You are actually right. I work at Fujitec and have knowledge of this project. When we were approached to install our destination floor guidance system in the Seattle job, our simulations showed that it would have no effect on reducing elevator wait times. The full benefit of our AI system was already being realized within the elevator controller. This system learns traffic flow problems and parks cars where they will most likely be needed next. (i.e. the lobby in during morning rush). We are also installing the system in the new New York Times building. There, our simulations showed a cost savings only for high traffic floors, such as the lobby and cafeteria floors. Regardless, they too have opted to have the system installed on every floor!

  125. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by this+great+guy · · Score: 1
    2. On/off toggle in the elevator. Have you had the kid hit 10 buttons?

    No. Because I am this kid.

  126. Re:Get on anyway (All the bloody time) by noc007 · · Score: 1

    This happened at my last job all the time. Four story building with no stair access going up (stairs were only accessible if you were going down). Coming back from lunch, the elevator would stop on the 2nd floor either because someone hit the up button or someone would be getting of. Then everyone crowds into the elevator only to find out that the elevator was going up to drop me off at the 4th floor. Had they paid attention to the damn up light and bell and have waited 15 more seconds for the other elevator, they wouldn't be wasting their bloody time.

    All the damn time did I see the doors open for the 4th floor with people in the elevator and no one getting off. It's a good thing they laid me off (it's not related), I would have started to insult their intelligence. Mind you, it's not a big building and there aren't a lot of people there. A sizable portion of the bottom end of the gene pool worked in the building.

  127. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by dada21 · · Score: 1

    v I spent years in the transit industry, which is one of the places where ADA has caused the biggest changes.

    Because of ADA or because the transportation companies realized it woul make good market sense? The problem I have with ADA and the transit industry is the increased costs for everyone. You're talking about the many OVERPAYING for the few. I don't think it is fair to make everyone disabled financially -- and I'm the one paying for a few members of my own family (and employees) who are disabled. Regulations don't seem to help as far as I can tell -- I don't see a boom in the number of disabled people I see in daily life. You'd think with all these new "fixes" we'd see more of them.

    . And if the demand for ramps caused by the ADA is really that great, you'd think more ramp contractors would have shown up to at least partially offset the increased demand.

    Yeah, sure. Doctors are in high demand but we don't see more of them. Regulations come with a dark hand of evil: licensing. Good luck trying to overcome the barrier to industry that government creates. Want to make ramps? Get licensed. Want to get licensed? Get in line.

    ?" The whole idea behind disability-law reform is to allow people to move and live independently, not at the mercy (i.e. pity) of bouncers (or relatives, or anyone else). If disabled customers can't get into a business without begging for help, and the business refuses to upgrade accordingly, the business should be shut down.

    Yet this bar was in business for 20 years and they did fine with their disabled customers. It was only once they had to "comply" that they got shut down -- losing all their customers.

    How about forcing men's clothing stores to sell women's clothing, too? How about we get toupee stores to also carry items for those with hair? How about we force lingerie stores to carry sexy clothing for the grossly obese? Why not force Christian book stores to carry secular items?

    Businesses start to focus on a particular group of people. My skateboad shops had to meet ADA compliance in the bathrooms -- $5000 a piece in added cost. Over 4 years I never had ONE person in a wheelchair come in. Oh, and I had to have 3 handicapped parking spaces out of the 7 I was allotted. Guess how many people used it? Just my handicapped brother-in-law, once in 4 years. He LIVED in the town my store was in and never visited.

    These regulations are ridiculous. Pity? No, people help the disabled out of concern and out of profit-motives. If a bar doesn't want to help a wheelchair bound person come into their business, the wheelchair bound person is free to tell others online, and I bet anything the bar would come under a lot of criticism.

    Shutting them down for refusing to pay $150,000 for an elevator is crazy. Or they could make their $1 beer into a $4 beer and hope that 50,000 people will be happy to pay for it.

  128. In response to #2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was recently in China. One of the hotels I stayed in happened to have a neat little feature for the elevator buttons. If you accidently hit one you can double tap it to turn it off. Endless seconds of enjoyment followed hitting all the buttons and then turning them off.

  129. If this is the building I think it is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it can't be more than about 20 floors. Not sure why you would need such a fancy elevator in such a short building.

  130. More info here: by intensity · · Score: 1
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  131. Elevator habits... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This may sound totally bizarre or even racial but I noticed one thing in my building in NYC that is very bizarre. The african american tenants 9 times out of 10 will push both the up and down button to just go one direction and then it comes and we get in and it has to reset itself when know one goes in the direction it stops for. I have never seen another race do this in my experience.
    It is one of the most bizarre social/cultural observations I have made in NYC.
    Wonder why?

  132. VIP Button/Card/Code by Doug+Dante · · Score: 1

    An obvious "improvement" is the addition of a VIP button, card, or code that allows some people priority, VIP access to the elevators.

    While the regular joes may find this annoying, a building manager may like it because it can reduce the bulk and expense for special penthouse elevators.

    It may even allow them to bill an extra $25.00 per month for VIP access in rent, or setup a pay per use service.

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  133. uh oh by helmutvs · · Score: 0

    "why aren't we moving?" "elevator crashed again."

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  134. Back to the Drawing Board...Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who works in that experimental building, I can tell you the experiment doesn't seem to be going all that well. 1. It appears to take longer to get an elevator from the lobby, and once in, the car makes more stops at floors for which there are no passengers than it does the needed floors. 2. Admittedly, the wait for an elevator from a non-lobby floor seems shorter, but it also appears to make more stops once boarded than beforethis the opposite of the claim the wait for an elevator will be longer, and the ride shorter. So far...well...this thing isn't living up to the promise.

  135. Smart elevators not so smart by HooliganIntellectual · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This sounds like another high tech effort to solve a problem which really isn't a big problem. There are probably many large buildings where a system like this makes sense, but from personal experience I know that this tech sometimes causes more headaches than it solves.

    In the late 1990s, I worked at the AAAS building in Washington, DC. AAAS is the publisher of Science magazine, which most of you have heard about. The AAAS headquarters building is this sleek 12-story high tech edifice designed by famous architect I.M. Pei. It was built it the mid-90s and it features a smart elevator system which requires that people select their floor and then the elevator bunches people up for rides.

    The elevator system was pretty cool, but the "smart" system wasn't so smart. Over several years of operation it became obvious to the staff that the elevator system was contributing to a dysfunctional organizational culture. People in different departments on different weren't interacting in the same way they would if they had been randomly grouped together for "inefficient" elevator rides. There were two bunches of three floors which had an atrium with an open staircase, but the building also discouraged using the stairs between floors because of security reasons. We were always rescuing people who couldn't get out of the stairways.

    The joke became that the only time the staff in the association mingled was at Christmas parties and at the annual meeting. The smart elevator system actually worked against people in the organization getting to know each other through casual and chance elevator encounters. The "smart" elevator did a good job of putting co-workers together for rides to the same floor, but it also worked against social cohesion in the organization.

  136. Maybe the philosopher king? by circusboy · · Score: 1

    read this book.(no I am not getting a referral off this...)

    that and John Nash's thesis will tell you why this will never happen (or rather, will always happen.)

    All "enlightened" political systems are conceived with the idea of being equitable, (or at least "just") but they all fall down as soon as some @#$%^@ figures out how to cheat the system. (i.e. the totalitarian.) The interesting part to me is not that it happens, but that it happens repeatedly. "Those who forget the past..." etc. etc..

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  137. Huge problem here my geeky friends by chivo243 · · Score: 1

    Here is just another example of technology "putting the blinders on" users and sheltering them from life, sure you might have to put up with the smelly old guy who asks, "how's it hangin young feller?" just to ride the normal elevator that everybody rides, but that might just be the social interaction we geeks need to "break the ice." If things much smarter, you will be told who to date, like it or not....

    Or take the freaking stairs, you will be buff soon enuff, then the redhead from the mailroom might think you got it goin' on!

    Do you like pie?

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  138. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by hackstraw · · Score: 1

    But guess what, so do labor protections, environmental protections, S-OX, food and drug regulations, and just about every other regulation. Yes. Regulation increases the cost of business. I'm not going to cry about that. It's the cost of a better society. I understand you don't agree. Luckily there's more people who agree with me than you.

    But the point is that government should guide the majority, not inconvenience everybody. I am for regulations for standards in food handling, labor protection, and environmental regulations. Everybody benefits from those.

    A better society does not need rules to "help" those with disabilities. A better society would just help those out, and they do it all the time anyway. Ever seen a blind person bump into somebody? Even if the other person is standing still, and not in the way, they apologize to the blind person like its their fault for standing there and then they are likely to guide the blind person in the right direction if they don't know where to go.

    Why the fuck is there braille stuff everywhere? Sign manufactures must learn braille and make a separate manufacturing process to stamp the bumps. I have never seen, or heard of a blind person walking down hallways and feeling every inch of the walls to figure out where to go. That is stupid. They get somebody to guide them for free, and then they learn where to go after that.

  139. Big deal by Kaemaril · · Score: 1

    Talk to me when they can go sideways, respond to commands like "Main Engineering" and - when you're the senior person in the building and you're trapped in the lift - you can control the entire building from one tiny control panel simply by saying something along the lines of "Reroute building control to this panel, authorisation code Picard-1234-02-Omega-09-Theta".

    Yeah, they'll be a lot keener to rescue you from the trapped lift when you're in a really bad mood and controlling the air-conditioning :)

  140. I noticed in Japan... by jxyama · · Score: 1
    This is slightly off topic, but one thing I noticed in Japan was that when there are more than one elevator, as soon as UP/DOWN button is pressed, the indicator for the elevator you'll be riding (i.e. the one closest to your floor, going the correct direction) would light up. Then, the indicator would flash when the elevator has arrived.

    This is something simple and very informative to the riders without requiring much sophistication, in terms of renovation. You still won't know how long you have to wait, but at least you know which elevator you should be waiting for.

  141. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by dal20402 · · Score: 1
    Because of ADA or because the transportation companies realized it woul make good market sense?

    This is the whole *problem* with your anti-regulatory logic. In many settings the disabled are not enough of a presence to make a real dent in the market... yet, unlike other market participants, they can't just go and change the conditions that are causing the market not to serve them.

    In the transit case, it was *not* the market but the ADA, through lawsuits, that prompted the changes. A market solution would have had disabled people who needed to get somewhere begging for charity as they had for the previous hundred years, because transportation for the disabled is expensive, disabled people tend to be poor, and the market just won't support private services. In contrast, once there was an ADA, within a decade there was a revolution in urban transportation (at least in the more progressive markets) for disabled riders. I am happy to pay a few more bucks in taxes to have a disability-friendly transportation network so people can get around with independence and dignity.

    Businesses start to focus on a particular group of people.

    Yes, they should. Again, the disabled, unlike secular bookbuyers, people with hair, or fat people, are not going to be served naturally by the market -- exactly because of the reasons you describe. They are not that numerous and it is expensive to serve them. Our choice as a society is to marginalize them in the name of market logic or to spend a little collective money to ensure they can live under the same conditions as everyone else.

    This is not to say the current system is entirely fair. Small businesses facing unreasonable costs to achieve ADA compliance should be offered partial subsidies, so they don't bear a disproportionate burden. Still, what kind of 2-story elevator would have cost $150k? One with gold doors? And why would you need a special license under the ADA to build a ramp? Yes, you need a contractor license, but you needed that anyway. Your examples are fishy because you're starting with an ideological agenda instead of the facts.

  142. mirrors beside elevator = less subjective time by spasm · · Score: 1

    company i worked for years back got sick of everyone complaining about the wait for an elevator (two only in large old building) - the company priced retrofitting building & was quoted something in the millions (structural changes to building needed). someone mentioned having heard the idea of sticking full-length mirrors beside the elevator doors - people tend to spend time checking out how they look (or how the person next to them looks) & the *subjective* wait becomes much shorter. sure enough, less complaints about the wait after the mirrors were installed.

    this 'smart elevator' thing sounds like the reverse - it actually *increases* the wait time; most people experience being *in* the elevator as actually going somewhere and hence less annoying than waiting for an elevator to show up in the first place. can't see it catching on.

  143. New???? by immortal · · Score: 1

    Our company has had this technology installed in our building for over 2 years.

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  144. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by rjstanford · · Score: 1

    And if one person blocks the doors on one elevator, everyone gets totally screwed. Other than that...

    Even better though, what if you could set it up so that it ran continuously at the same average speed? You'd eliminate a lot of the complexities. Oh, that's right - its called an escalator, and we don't use them because while they move masses of people pretty efficiently, they're very slow when it comes to moving a few people, oh, 50 floors at a time.

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  145. touchpanels? bleah by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    The new system uses touchpanels to group users by destination.

    Damn, here I was hoping the elevator would actually speak and ask me "Where do you want to go today?"

    But then, do I want the elvator controlled by an OS synonymous with the word "crash"?

  146. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Iron+Chef+Unix · · Score: 1

    That's a waste of dings. Every floor should ding in Morse code. You would only need 5-10 dings per floor (assuming 100 floors) and at the 40th floor you would have only heard 591 ding/dashes.

    But man would that be annoying....

    How about bing/bong binary? bong, bing, bing-bong, bing-bing, bing-bong-bong, ...

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  147. Beam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    me up, Scotty!

    nevermind ...

  148. Similar system installed here 4 years ago by ceri · · Score: 1

    A similar system was installed at one of my company's buildings 4 years ago. "Similar" because it requires all riders to enter their floor number, then groups them together as efficiently as possible. The system does lack the predictive functionality of this new "smart elevator".

    Reactions to the elevators have been a lot different than the Marriott Marquis Times Square; people love the elevators and everyone is convinced that they are much faster.

    Ceri

  149. Smart elevators? by Minkey+Brines · · Score: 1

    I'd settle for seeing elevators in two-story buildings NOT having a button to select which floor to go to...

  150. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

    And if there are no blind people that happen to be riding at the time, what's so bad about having a mute button you can use in that case?

    That way you can have your cellphone conversation without being disturbed.

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  151. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by halltk1983 · · Score: 1

    My friend's RX-8 has a digital speedometer, and it is neither hard to read, nor goofy. In fact it is much easier and faster to read, and see when you are in the triple digits.

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  152. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess if you are blind and the hallway is empty you are just plain screwed huh?

    I mean seriously if the bathroom signs and office number signs all have braile on them wouldn't the cost to put braile on something go way down eventually as everyone making signs would be providing it?

    Same thing with an elevator - oops no one else is on this elevator and you took my braile off the button and my dings off the door opening. First problem is this going up or down? hmm I guess I can figure that out once I get on and it moves. Then I can hit every button and count floors - sure that will work.

  153. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by halltk1983 · · Score: 1

    s/people/politicians/

    Fixed that for you!

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  154. All that just to get there in five fewer seconds? by complexmath · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a good example of a horribly over-engineered solution to a simple problem. I'll just press the one button and wait, thanks.

  155. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Triple digits?!

    I sure hope that is KPH!

  156. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    5. BING muting. Have you been in these elevators that have to BING at every floor, even when you're going to the 33rd from the 1st? Yeesh, give me a mute button.

    The dings aren't for you. Be glad that you can fucking see.


    How is a blind person supposed to know what floor the elevator is at with one ding for every floor?

  157. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by pclminion · · Score: 1
    I think both binary and Morse would be too hard to learn. I'd compromise with a system somewhat like Roman numerals (but without their silly prefix-postfix rules):

    High pitched DING = one floor
    Medium pitched DANG = five floors
    Low pitched DONG = ten floors

    So the 33rd floor is DONG DONG DONG DING DING DING, the 38th floor is DONG DONG DONG DANG DING DING DING, etc...

    Okay, maybe that method sucks too.

  158. classic tradeoff of latency for throughput by Hasmanean · · Score: 1

    This is a classic example of trading off latency for throughput.

    The buffering they use means that the waiting time for each user to get served (latency) is increased, but the total transaction time decreases due to the buffering, which makes the input traffic pattern less "random".

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  159. Yes, People Will Use This by wintermute1974 · · Score: 1

    Given that people don't wait for a two-state system to cycle to their state, why are they going to wait for a $floor_count state system?

    Considering that all the elevators in any given building will be using this system, the lazy, retrograde complainers will have no choice but to adapt to the new system or learn how to climb the stairs.

    It's time we ignore the fussy ladies like the one mentioned in the article. If we sent her back in time, she would be complaining that she had to press any type of button instead of just instructing the elevator attendant to take her to her floor.

    And oddly enough, if we sent this same lady far, far into the future when elevators are controlled by speech, she probably would refuse to talk to it too. People. They're the worst.

  160. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by slashname3 · · Score: 1

    Since each car is runs indpenendently there would need to safe guards that keep cars from hitting each other. If someone blocks the door open the other cars would have to halt and if needed open on other floors. Almost same problem with a standard elevator. Of course if you had multiple shafts and the cars had the ability to move between shafts they could just move around the blocking car.

  161. Why not put them in the Space Needle first instead by Forbman · · Score: 1

    OK, it's not fair, because that lift only has 3 stops.

    It sounds like a silly system. When I get to work, and there's a large gaggle of people waiting for an elevator, I wait and get the second or third one to come down, and let the first one down fill with lots of people. Chances are, by the second or third elevator that manages to come down (assuming there is enough time between when the bulk of riders gets on the first car), there is maybe 3 or 5 people on my lift, and I get to my floor faster because I have to stop at max 5 other floors, instead of potentially max myfloor (I was working on 13th floor) stops.

  162. Disappointed. by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

    I first read it as "Space elevators coming to Seattle". :P

  163. Big News? That's Old News. by Baikala · · Score: 1

    My office building has it since last summer, thats july 2005 (I work for a bank that owns a whole 16 floor bulding). It's an Otis System, there is a 'pedestal' on each floor where you enter your destination floor, there are 5 leter-labeled elevators (A to E), the 'pedestal' asigns you to a particular elevator. Each elevator has an indicator for wich floors is headed, inside there are only tree buttons: emergency, close and open door. It all works nice but I remember 2 times (in the fist month) where the whole sistem was down, it was chaos, I has been ok since then. There are also another 2 'regular' elevators between the lobby and the 4 basement levels (parking).

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  164. I for one... by Javock · · Score: 1

    ...welcome our new intelligent up/down overlords.

  165. HOW is this NEW? by cybercomm · · Score: 1

    The mariott (?) hotel in NYC on times square has had this tech since summer of 2004. It isnt all that bad, the only problem belies when the confused tourists start looking for their elevator.

    I do however that this system is quite ingenious and efficient, if coupled with multiple elevator zones, such as those employed by the mariott (express elevator to upper 20% of building, express to lower, express to top floor/restaurant...etc).

    Again the only problem with it is that there was no touchpad IN the elevator itself, only the emergency buttons and open/close door buttons. I am not quiite sure how firefighters are to us this particular model to get to the desired floor.

    As for this article, i think fuji is just looking for some free press :).

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  166. Wouldn't it be better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to just take the stairs?

    After all most americans need more exercise.

    Unless you are disabled, carrying a lot of stuff or its a really tall building.

  167. Amen! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know of the one youre talking about. It is nifty, but everyone keeps going to the 45th floor to get a cheep view of the square. Nice hotel though.

  168. Smart Elevators in Hong Kong by soul_hk · · Score: 1

    Since Hong Kong has the largest number of tall buildings, I suppose this is kind of obvious. But we already have elevators which ask for your destination before getting in (such as "Exchange Square" Towers 1, 2 and 3)
    We also have double decker elevators in buildings such as "2 IFC".
    Of course, we also have some ridiculously stupid elevators, such as the one in the building where I work. There are two lifts servicing each floor, however, they are totally independant of each other.. the result? if you want a lift you always press BOTH buttons.. needless to say, this results in a lot of wasted trips for the lift.

    While we're on the topic, why don't more lifts "auto-home" (return to the first floor) and keep their doors open? -- I hate walking into smelly lifts..

    just my 2 HK cents.

    1. Re:Smart Elevators in Hong Kong by bronney · · Score: 1

      As another honkie here, there're also smarties elevators in Cyberport HK. To add to parent, there's also another problem with these smarties: if you miss your floor (22) when the elevator's supposed to stop at 17, 22, and 35, you are basically fruitarded because there's no BUTTON inside the elevator for you to make the thing stop at 22 again on the way down. Wow! Smart!

  169. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I say we should stick with English. English is the second-most common language in the world and the most commonly understood language internationally. As a previous poster said, many people who don't speak English can understand numerals. Also, despite what is being drilled into our kids' heads lately, it is the official language of the United States.

    Voice synthesizers are commonplace, reliable, and cheap. Surely you've seen the occasional child's toy with a built in bank of digitized responses. Yeah, those can be easily made to speak numerals, i think they even sell that chip at RS.

    Yes, blind folks are important and need to know what floor they're on. Surely 'Floor Two-Seven' is much easier for everyone to understand than 'dingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingd ingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdin gdingding'.

    Lets move to a more user-friendly system rather than sticking to the status quo, kk?

  170. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by aiyo · · Score: 1

    Yes but a phrase is a phrase in any language. Instead of counting dings, you count phrases (which are numbers for that floor). That way blind people who actually speak the language will understand while those who don't will just count. BTW: how likely is it that a blind person wouldnt speak the local language? as if life wasnt hard enough already.

  171. IANAL, but... by Nirvelli · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't #6 from the first link ("If You Weren't Disabled Before...") be covered under ex post facto laws in Sections 9 & 10 of Article 1 of the Constitution?

  172. It's just different! by mas2227 · · Score: 1

    I work in the building, so I have some first hand experiences... 1. They have been installing the upgrades for about 2 years, so we have had 1-3 elevators out of 5 not working. 2. It's been bad for so long, it hard to tell any "real" improvement. 3. During "light" times, it's a better experience. 4. It tells you what door you need to stand in front of. 5. You can NOT "jump in" an up elevator then select your floor. The floor selection buttons do not work inside the elevator. 6. occasional visitor are totally confused. They call on their cell from the lobby and ask directions. 7. It's just different. Better? Depends on your definition.

  173. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by potat0man · · Score: 1

    They told me it would never happen -- elevators would always be as they were. I guess he was mostly right, since it is now 10 years later...

    Right, because 10 years almost equals never.

  174. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The U.S must be really behind.

    In Malaysia, I used a lift where you can double press a floor button to cancel it.

    Also, in Hong Kong, I've already used lifts where you press your destination from outside the lift.

  175. My Building Has Had This for More Than a Year!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My building in SF has had this functionality for more than a year already. I guess now it's important enough for a /. article. Go figure. I will say this... It works, and works well from an efficiency front. But make no mistake, every single person that uses the system for the first time has no freakin' idea how to run the thing. It just flat out confuses the hell out of people. Once they use it, then it works no problem from that point forward. Also, sometimes, some funny shit happens like you enter your number, then get on the wrong elevator because more than one comes and you don't look for the one you're supposed to get into. Then, you get stuck in the freakin' elevator on some random floor with no way out until it starts moving again because there are no buttons inside of the damn thing. LOL, some funny shit!

  176. Yeah, been there...done that...saw the fat chicks. by The+Last+Gunslinger · · Score: 1

    My wife and I had the misfortune of staying in the Marquis last March...at the same time (unbeknownst to us) as some African-American sorority was holding its national alumni conference, AND the same time as some national junior-high cheerleading convention.

    The hotel lobby was under "renovation" (read: destroyed), and they had just installed this newfangled elevator control system for 7 of the eight elevators in the atrium tower. You punch your desired floor into the external keypad and after a few seconds it flashes the car you should wait for (this is when it was working "properly," and not just displaying XXX after any entry). Needless to say, this was an unmitigated disaster...I mean a bona fide clusterfuck.

    We were up around the 25th floor or so, and I have NEVER had to wait so long for an elevator to come to my floor to carry me down. Several times the wait was in excess of 5 minutes, and once it took more than 10. We had the best success riding in the ONE elevator car that still contained a traditional control panel and was staffed by a hotel employee.

    Though this was not the only reason we will never stay in the Marriott Marquis again, it was a considerable contributing factor.

  177. Scarey Windows Elevator by Nomad37 · · Score: 1

    My work has elevators that tell sense if you're standing close to the doors as they close and then say in a smooth male voice "Please stand clear, of the closing doors" (yes there's a comma there; no it doesn't make sense). The thing is it says this after the doors have closed. It's just creepy.

    A couple of weeks ago, in one of the elevators, the little LCD screen that shows you what the elevator's doing and how cool the building is just had Windows 95/8 desktops showing. I nearly got back out before realising it was *just the screen* that was running that sh*t. I've been stuck in those elevators before...

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  178. Then hit all the buttons by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    Get into an elevator then press all the buttons anyhow and say "ha ha". Maybe if you hit a floor that the elevator isn't supposed to go to, it beeps or shocks the user. Now if only we can get the slow idiots out of the left lane on the highway.

  179. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by dptalia · · Score: 1
    3. Early elevator arrival notification. Tell me which elevator will be the one I'll be entering.

    They already do this - or at least, some of them do. The elevators in my building alert you before the actual arival.

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  180. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Godeke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But the point is that government should guide the majority, not inconvenience everybody.

    So you are part of the "majority wins, minorities eat it" crowd? I hate to break reality to you, but while you seem willing to help and employ people with disabilities, not everyone is so kind hearted. Such as the time I saw a blind man attempting to cross a street and got off course and just about killed when the light changed and instead of someone assisting the man, they just raced off the line taking the *cane* out of his hand when they clipped it. Or the many horn honking engine revving idiots when a wheelchair isn't getting out of the intersection in time... while pedestrians walk right by the struggling chair user.

    Inside buildings it isn't much better, with people stampede out of elevator shafts and showing *none* of the concern for the blind potential passenger. I say potential because after they stampede out, a stampede goes in, leaving the blind man in the dust.

    Perhaps these problems are unique to our snowbird + college student landscape here and you live somewhere that has fluffy bunnies and rainbows are forever in the sky. Or perhaps you simply choose to see your kindness as all encompassing. It isn't, and I get so infuriated with the way people treat others that it hurts. Yet... you suggest that the things that help the disabled be *self sufficient* (when clearly the people around them aren't interested in bearing the burden of even a second's courtesy) should not exist because "it inconveniences everyone".

    So, when you figure out how the heck to form a "better society", could you notify the rest of the world so they could suddenly take others into consideration instead of existing in their self absorbed world? In the meantime, could you *stop* attempting to pretend that a few bumps on a sign somehow injures you? The blind that *I* knew in the college environment were *very* dependent upon the accommodations that were made, and when they had to enter a legacy building without such accommodations they had great difficulty making it to classes: to the point where they would cancel the class and hope it would be rescheduled somewhere they could get. Because the classmates had better things to do than "walk the gimp" (actual quote) to class.
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  181. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by hackstraw · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    So you are part of the "majority wins, minorities eat it" crowd?

    Majority always wins.

    Such as the time I saw a blind man attempting to cross a street and got off course and just about killed when the light changed and instead of someone assisting the man, they just raced off the line taking the *cane* out of his hand when they clipped it.

    What? I have never heard of such a thing. Where on Earth do you live? I'm guessing one of the top 10 populated cities in the US. I would suggest moving where people are more kind. Why would anybody want to be associated with assholes like that? Wow.

    Or the many horn honking engine revving idiots when a wheelchair isn't getting out of the intersection in time... while pedestrians walk right by the struggling chair user.

    Example #2 that you are living in the wrong place. The only people I am impatient with on the road are old people that drive slowly*, and dumbasses that can't figure out how to drive and talk on the phone at the same time.

    Inside buildings it isn't much better, with people stampede out of elevator shafts and showing *none* of the concern for the blind potential passenger. I say potential because after they stampede out, a stampede goes in, leaving the blind man in the dust.

    Example #3. Move

    I get so infuriated with the way people treat others that it hurts. Yet... you suggest that the things that help the disabled be *self sufficient* (when clearly the people around them aren't interested in bearing the burden of even a second's courtesy) should not exist because "it inconveniences everyone".

    Fight back with random acts of kindness. A friend owes me $300 from back rent over 6 months, and does not call or come by anymore. He sucks with money. I told him what I do, but he is used to fucking up. I'm coming into about $40k from a real estate sale (why someone would pay 1/2mil for my $160k house is beyond me), and I'm going to buy him a car because his got repoed. I found a 4 door car today with a list price of $6.9. I asked if I could get it for $6k, and the sales guy asked what I wanted to do about the taxes titles and other fees. I said, "nothing". My friend should be able to drive out of the place with a 2000 4 door import.

    Yet... you suggest that the things that help the disabled be *self sufficient* (when clearly the people around them aren't interested in bearing the burden of even a second's courtesy) should not exist because "it inconveniences everyone".

    Hate crimes are already on the books. Call the cops.

    Nobody is self sufficient. I never suggested that the wheelchair bound person cut down a tree in his backyard and make himself a wheelchair. If the person is not going to help other people out by working and going out in the world, why does he need a wheelchair anyway?

    I just found out last night that my worthless wheelchair bound cousin now is asking his sister for money to get his electricity turned back on. He does not deserve a wheelchair or electricity. He sucks. He does nothing for people, but takes from me and you with our social security, his overpriced almost $2.5k wheelchair that we gave him, and he refuses to do anything. Fuck him. What difference would it make if he just died?

    "it inconveniences everyone"

    So, what is your suggestion for the wheelchair bound people and blind people in your town?

    I guess we could all get together and pay tons of money to install drop down gates at all of the intersections and elevator doors like that have at railroad crossings.

    *old people suck. Eskimos ask them to take a nap on the snow when they eat more food than they are worth.

  182. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by Godeke · · Score: 1

    I was going to respond, but with "Fuck him. What difference would it make if he just died?" it is quite clear where you stand. In your original post you proposed that people being nice was the answer, and yet you make it clear that the help your have given has turned to venomous distain for how people have reacted to that help. Newsflash: societal drains don't have to be disabled (just ask my brother in law and my parents).

    No, I suspect placing an auditory clue on intersections that helps the blind avoid being off course would be "too much" help. Creating median islands with walk buttons in large intersections for slow walkers and wheelchairs is just a burden that can't be contemplated. "Fuck [them]. What difference would it make if [they] just died?" seems to be my towns attitude already: are you our civic planner?

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  183. yeah, we have these...they suck by jdcope · · Score: 1

    My building here in Portland recently upgraded to these "smart elevators". They are not so smart. They go to random floors all the time, sit for absurdly long times at floors (or close the door before you can get in)-- all random. It was better with the old ones.

  184. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by EnglishDude · · Score: 1

    They already exist but they're being phased out because they're not safe :)

  185. Re:Hey, that's my idea! More things to consider... by kchrist · · Score: 1

    Just this weekend I stayed in a hotel in Prague that announced the floors only in English. Granted, most everyone I encountered while I was there spoke at least some English, but this elevator was a strange thing to hear in a primarily non-English-speaking country.