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  1. hmmm on Ants Invade iBook · · Score: 2

    It seams that the server is infested also or is it /.

  2. Re:Download all you want! on EMI Promises Downloadable Music · · Score: 3, Funny

    Download it.

    Open the encrypted file.

    Sheet music comes out your printer.

    You must purchase their ePiano to play it.

  3. Re:Quick and dirty! on Kite Aerial Photography · · Score: 4, Funny

    Both

    1. Wide angle for targeting

    2. Zoom lens for...

  4. Quick and dirty! on Kite Aerial Photography · · Score: 4, Funny

    Over the nudist beach!

  5. I can purchase things on line for you on Where is My Digital Cash? · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Fax me your cash

  6. I don't think I need this. on Sanyo Announces "Banryu" Home Security Robot · · Score: 3, Funny

    A device that will film me smoking after sex and broadcast the image over the internet.

  7. Re:Oh My God - You're an asshat on Tidal Power a Reality · · Score: 2

    You're both incorrect.

    The gravitational pull of the earth is the source of power.

    The water generating the power travels niether through the river nor over the falls. The water is pulled by gravity through pipes called penstocks to the turbines.

  8. Re:Thank god they're fixing partition size on GNU/Hurd Delayed To Fix Disk Size, Serial I/O Limitations · · Score: 3, Funny

    The project has been underfunded

    They must have just got their first 10 GB hard disk in the P100.

  9. Re:how many nuculear plants does it take... on Beaming into Space · · Score: 2

    One

    Upgrades on the Pickering powerplant are about to be abandoned

    It looks like 'reaction mass' is one possibility for it's highest and best use.

    We just have to get it in orbit and transport it to the asteroid.

    There is a limited demographic that will get this joke.

  10. Some CD's should be listen protected on Copy Protection On CDs Is 'Worthless' · · Score: 5, Funny

    However, it's more fun to implement this with a microwave than to buy them pre-destroyed.

  11. Hmmmm on Open Source More Expensive In the Long Run? · · Score: 2

    I would like to see Microsoft beat the TCO of my current system.

    I did make a donation To Debian when I got the initial installation CDs (but I didn't have to.).

    Upgrades are freely downloadable and can be done automagiically.

    Microsoft could pay me to take windows.

    Then they could pay me to install each Service pack.

    Then pay me again when they come out with the next Version of Windows.

    I would keep the windows machine up to date.

    Use the Debian box.

    Then donate the bribes to Debian

  12. Re:Electronic voting ... where's the code? on Indecision 2002 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should use secure open source code

    They can borrow the code for the /. poll

    Cowboy Neal for President!

  13. Re:CLI on MS Releases .NET Source, Sort Of · · Score: 2

    I don't expect Oracle or IBM or Netscape to pick up the CLI and run with it, incorporating it in all of their new products, like they did with Sun's JVM.

    I don't believe that IBM will pass up any viable technology.

    Expect them to go all out on .NET while they continue with everything else.

  14. Re:Requires cooperation on Is the MBone / Multicast Dead? · · Score: 1, Troll

    Also legal issues.

    MPAA & RIAA lawyers can generate cease and desist lettes faster than new routers could be set up.

  15. Re:OT: Why Slashdot is so slow today on Ask a Legal Expert How MS Ruling Affects Open Source · · Score: 2, Funny

    There is that. Then also The Register has a link to the /. early release of the MS Verdict

    The world is getting even.

    /. is getting Drudged and Registered.

  16. hmmm on Beware the Haunted Cordless keyboard · · Score: 2

    Has anyone considered selling wireless hardware that would let me generate my own keys. Then let me install my own keys in my own hardware.

    Preferrably with the option of selecting the encryption standard.

  17. The best way to save a game... on Why Do Games and Game Studios Fail? · · Score: 3, Funny

    is to add more frogs.

  18. Cell phone conversation... on Boston TV Signals Disrupting Police Radio in NJ · · Score: 2

    OK I'm in position

    Cue the comercial...now!

  19. Slapped on the wrist with a feather on Microsoft Antitrust Judgement · · Score: 2

    They don't seem very upset about it

    Microsoft News Conference on US District Court Rulings Bill Gates, Chairman & Chief Software Architect Steve Ballmer, CEO November 1, 2002 BILL GATES: Good afternoon. We believe that today's ruling, largely affirming the settlement we reached with the Department of Justice and the nine states represents a fair resolution of this case. It's a major milestone. We thank the mediator, the federal government and the nine states that helped forge the settlement, and we appreciate the court's extensive work. This settlement puts new responsibilities on Microsoft, and we accept them. We recognize that we will be closely scrutinized by the government and our competitors. We will devote the time, energy and resources needed to meet these new rules. I am personally committed to full compliance. We have already made many of the necessary changes. We have increased the technical information we make available about our products. We have made it simpler for computer manufacturers to replace Microsoft software with programs of their choice on the Windows desktop. We have made our licenses more uniform. And we have appointed an internal compliance officer. We are also training our employees so that the settlement is understood and followed in every part of our business. We are committed to being a responsible industry leader. We are dedicated to the core values that built this company from the beginning, helping people and businesses realize their full potential through great software. A lot has changed since this lawsuit began. The Internet is becoming an increasingly vital part of our lives. Economic growth has cooled worldwide, and it has been a time of increased competition and upheaval in the technology industry. But I also believe it's a time of promise. We have only scratched the surface of what software can do in our homes, our schools and our economy. While putting new responsibilities on Microsoft, this settlement also gives us the freedom to keep on innovating for our customers. The next few years will be an incredibly exciting time for our industry as Microsoft and many other companies work to develop technology for an increasingly digital world. We are pleased with another step in this case behind us. We can focus even more on building the future of technology. Thank you. STEVE BALLMER: I want to second what Bill has said. We are fully dedicated to complying with the settlement which the court conditionally approved today. Over the last year we have put in place the resources and training to ensure compliance, and we are continuing to implement the required changes in our software and how we operate. As a company, Microsoft has learned and grown through the experience of the last four years, and we are committed to moving forward as a responsible leader in an industry that is constantly, constantly changing. I want to be clear that we have heard both those who support us and those who have criticized us. We must be aware of our actions affect others and are perceived by them. Compliance is both a corporate commitment and a personal responsibility for all our employees. By strengthening our connections with customers and industry partners, we are committed to forging a deeper bond with the people and communities we serve, by listening more, communicating better, and focusing more than ever on innovation. As we continue to focus on complying with this settlement, we are also continuing our discussion with the European Commission to address the issues that they have raised. We see an amazing opportunity for technology to enrich people's lives in the years ahead. The 50,000-plus employees of Microsoft are 100 percent focused on working with people across our industry to help create the next generation of products and services that will help people in businesses achieve their full potential. Thanks very much to all of them, and thanks very much to you for your time today. We'd be delighted to take some questions. Bill Gates, Brad Smith, our general counsel, and I will all be available to you. Key Topics Current Legal News Legal News Archive Antitrust Proceedings Proposed Settlement Settlement Proceedings Settlement Program Non-Settling States Remedies Proceedings Antitrust Trial and Appeals Archive Proceedings Index of Legal Filings Background Information Class Action Antitrust Lawsuits Other Legal Issues News Customer Guide to Microsoft Legal Policies Contact Us Subscribe ©2002 Microsoft Corporation. All rights

  20. Re:Erf? Why bad? on DOJ Blocks Satellite TV Merger · · Score: 2

    I get both shows on cable and watch niether.

    When will I be able to get the /. channel?

  21. hmmmm on Using R44 And A PowerBook To Bust Illegal Seawalls · · Score: 3, Funny

    I like the idea of converting to solar power especially in Ontario.

    The size of solar array that I would need is only about four times larger than my property in downtown Toronto.

    However, if I stack the panels four high I believe I can fit them all in.

  22. Re:Did I download the wrong trailer file? on New Starcraft: Ghost Trailers · · Score: 1, Troll

    Am I missing something?

    or Did the (-1 troll) moderator work for Blizzard, Micosoft, Apple, or related law firm or advertizing agencey

    I am only trying to ask if I have the correct trailer????

  23. Did I download the wrong trailer file? on New Starcraft: Ghost Trailers · · Score: 0, Troll

    All I got was a circular fog thing with a voice, bad music and let me restate REALLY LAME GRAPHICS.

    I was expecting something some thing that would make me want to play this game.

    The seven minuite trailer that I saw last night for Doom III really made me want to buy it (not wait for christmas).

    This thing makes me think that a release of Geriatric PAC MAN would be a better choice.

    Blizzard should really consider a new advertising agency.

    I think that there is one that used to work for Microsoft.

    They could use stock photos and do a I switched from freecell and Installed my own game type of ad.

    They could even try to get some mileage with a diatribe from a stoned teenager

  24. Important considerations! on Critical Kerberos Flaw Revealed · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is this just a warning of a potential hole.

    Or has somebody actually made an exploit.

    Does anybody know of a warez site from which I can get the security patch for free.

  25. It's no wonder ATARI went out of business on Flash Version of Adventure · · Score: 5, Funny

    They sold a game cartridge that just displayed

    Click here to get the plugin