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  1. Re:How? on Filesharing Up 10% After RIAA Threatens Users · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...used that name for his dog..."

    That was my wife.

  2. Re: Is copyright going the way of prohibition? on Filesharing Up 10% After RIAA Threatens Users · · Score: 1

    You misspelled "fascism"
    And the penalty is death!

  3. Re:How? on Filesharing Up 10% After RIAA Threatens Users · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can just see some poor bastard trying to serve papers to Heywood Jablome.

  4. What's next... on X11 in ASCII · · Score: 1

    BlinkenX?

  5. Re:Impaired on X11 in ASCII · · Score: 4, Funny

    +0 Veeeery intereshting... but shtupid.

  6. Re:Famine and war are also booming in Africa.. on VoIP Booming in Africa · · Score: 1

    Notice the effect of reverse psychology on (some of) the mods.

  7. Re:Flying Car? on Science Faction · · Score: 1

    He said "flying cars", not "flying pickup trucks".

  8. Re:Swallow the party line and try not to think on Xbox Linux Made Possible Without a Modchip · · Score: 1

    this glossary of legal terms says:

    Blackmail is the extortion of money by threats or overtures towards criminal prosecution or the destruction of a person's reputation or social standing.

  9. Re:What happen.. on U.S. Faults Microsoft Licensing Compliance · · Score: 1

    Thank you sir. May I have another?

  10. Re:Well, what did we expect? on U.S. Faults Microsoft Licensing Compliance · · Score: 1

    +2 flamebait for dissin' a guy named George on 7/4. I like it.

  11. Re:Swallow the party line and try not to think on Xbox Linux Made Possible Without a Modchip · · Score: 1

    ...the definition of blackmail

    It's blackmail if I know that my brother-in-law is cheating on my sister and I demand that he pay me or else I'll inform her. But if I tell him that I'm planning to tell her about it tomorrow and that he has until then to come clean, it's just a statement of fact. I'm sure he'd feel threatened, but only because he made himself vulnerable by choosing a poor "marriage model".

    They offered MS a chance to participate in the project and MS silently declined.

  12. Acme on Solar Sailing and Physics · · Score: -1, Troll

    Solar Sailboard - Great for chasing roadrunners

    Contents:
    Board
    Solar sail
    Giant spotlight

    Warning: Climb aboard BEFORE you turn on the light!

  13. Re:I miss those teletype printers... on A Condensed History Of The Keyboard · · Score: 1

    "The data entry chicks had much more sophisticated keyboards on their tape encoding machines (remember those?)"

    Flexowriter?

  14. Re:Hey! on He Blows Things Up So You Don't Have To · · Score: 2, Funny

    We're very sorry, Mr. DiMaggio.

  15. Re:And don't forget about! on Bill Gates On Linux · · Score: 1

    "data loss, crashes, blue screens"

    Don't blame MS. It's all your fault for not properly shutting down your computer.

    It is now safe to mod me troll.

  16. All it takes is... on Writing Viruses for Fun and Profit · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!

  17. Re:punishment fitting the crime on $180 Million for Piracy Conspiracy · · Score: 1

    When cellular phones became popular many people started eavesdropping on them with simple scanning radios. The FCC mandated that scanner makers black out the telephone bands. AFAIK, that was the first time there was a federal regulation against reception.

  18. Re:Oh the humanity....... on Isn't It Ironic? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Was it your aunt who was driving the car?

  19. Re:Is there a limitation on speed? on Random Movement Printing Technology · · Score: 1

    The maximum acceptable response time would also depend on the acceptable distance from start of swipe to start of printing, and maximum allowable acceleration.

  20. Re:They must have thought he was crazy.. on Slashback: Transparency, USB, Europatents · · Score: 1

    "big capacitors"

    Flux capacitors maybe?

  21. Re:Cost analysis on US Army Signs $471,000,000 Deal for Microsoft Software · · Score: 1

    * Ass gaskets not included

  22. Annotation of literature on Innovative Uses for a Computer Classroom? · · Score: 1

    Put the book online and let any reader select a block of text and associate it with a thread of discussion. The text would then be highlighted so that other readers would know that it is being discussed.

  23. Hello, tech support? on USB 1.1 Renumbered To USB 2? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have a disc, formerly known as a cd, containing music by an artist formerly known as Prince, and it won't play thru my USB port, formerly known as 1.1.

  24. Re:I don't like this. on Using Closed Standards To Pay For Open Ones · · Score: 1

    "Stealing 10% from Microsoft"

    Morally opposed to stealing, and you choose Gates as your poster-victim?
    --
    "How would that level the playing field, anyway? "

    By punishing vendors for engaging in the type of unfair trade practice the court found MS guilty of.
    --
    "Microsft needs to fail as a business on it's own merits"

    Ideally, they would. The fact that they haven't is evidence that something is rotten in Denmark. Windows is the first system most people ever encounter and they don't realize that MS OSes set the computing world back at least a decade.

  25. Re:Apple II was not a PC on Steve Jobs And Jeff Bezos Meet The Segway · · Score: 1

    AC is wrong.

    The term microcomputer was coined to refer to a computer based on a "cpu on a chip". For example, when Data General implemented a Nova 3 on a chip (the MicroNova), the machine was called a microcomputer instead of a minicomputer.

    The term "personal" was used to refer to non-shared systems well before the IBM PC. Here's a famous example from 1974.