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  1. Re:hope on China Plans Moonbase · · Score: 2, Funny
    I don't think it's writing "coke" we have to worry about with boy george.

  2. Re:Not so simple (you forgot the BSA) on Migrating Your Office from Windows to Linux? · · Score: 3, Funny
    "BTW, 'BSA' is also the universal symbol for 'oil leak.'"

    Yeah, and isn't MSFT that guy with the liquid theme?

    GD

  3. Katz... good? on Disconnecting · · Score: 4, Funny
    This thread has caused a fatal error in module Katzbash. Unexpected non-drivel encountered.

  4. Re:A question on Sonicblue Wins Stay of Spying Order · · Score: 2
    "It's legal to piss while you watch TV."

    Granted. It's the getting up and going to the bathroom that MPAA resents.

  5. Re:I seem to remember... on AOL-Time/Warner's PVR to Skip Ad-Skipping · · Score: 2
    "your cable bill compensates AOL while your watching commercials compensates the station."

    I'll spare you the rude "Bzzzzt!" here.

    Sponsors (the entities who buy ad time) compensate the station. Not eyeballs. That money is in the station's hands before the ads air. Thus they are pre-compensated, and the notion that we must watch ads or they will starve is bunk.

    Sponsors take a gamble in advertising. They assume a certain number of eyeballs per paid spot, and on the basis of that assumption, they figure how much they're willing to wager (i.e., how much they'll pay the station to run the spot). If their assumptions are incorrect, resulting in fewer eyeballs, they may not get the return they hoped for on their gamble. Their loss. They are free to not advertise on TV if they don't accept the risk of a gamble biting them in the ass. Just as we're free to skip the damned ads on the assumption that sponsors' insatiable need for self-promotion will keep their ad dollars flowing to stations anyway and thus keep those stations in the business of beaming "Buffy" into my living room, ads viewed or not. It's a gamble.

  6. Re:life on a boat on AOL-Time/Warner's PVR to Skip Ad-Skipping · · Score: 2
    Watch out for pirates. I understand they're running rampant these days.

  7. Re:I've seen slashdot do it! on Online News Stories that Change Behind Your Back · · Score: 3, Funny
    Damn straight! Did you know that Taco had originally proposed to Natlie Portman back on Valentines Day?

  8. Re:Spyware is bad, but... on More on Kazaa and Brilliant Digital Spyware · · Score: 3, Informative
    Or, on the cynical view, your spare CPU cycles are being used by some other faceless corporation to make money in a different field (i.e., medical research). Given that this is the field I work in, I feel comforable in asserting that "curing cancer" is the last thing on the pharmco investors' Borg-like mind. Finding new treatments... that's where the money is. Find the cure and the revenue stream dries up. This is the problem with research now being undertaken mostly by those with a stake in seeing that it never fully succeeds.

    Anyway, I've drifted way offtopic here with my personal biases. The long story short part is that you shouldn't assume any more pure motive on the part of the people sucking your spare bandwidth "to cure cancer" than the people parasitically draining Kazaa users' bandwidth "to make money." The latter may just be more honest.

  9. Re:Um, math, corky? on Microsoft's $40 Billion On Hand · · Score: 2
    Hell, even the shrub managed better than that. Of course it wasn't shrub's money he was giving away...

  10. Re:The real solution is easy... on The Plague of Frogs · · Score: 3, Funny
    Setting yourself up for the Darwin. Frog baseball requires a "chaser" to make the frog jump to within the strike box. The position of "chaser" is incredibly dangerous given the bat swinging just inches away (hopefully). Frog golf is a much better option, IMO.

  11. "sic" em on Review: Spiderman · · Score: 5, Funny
    "How about as Mary Jane? :)"

    Nah, he was right the first time - all movies are best viewed with a little Mary Jane.

  12. Re:Yeah, that'll help on Another Reason to be Annoyed by Cell Phones · · Score: 3, Funny
    So don't jam. Snatch the offending pieces of technology and beat the users about the head with them. Worked for Suge...

  13. Hey Moderators! on Cells From Liposuction Function As Stem Cells? · · Score: 2
    Why is the guy above with the ostensibly anti-religion comment "flamebait" and this isn't? If you're gonna fault people for expressing their views in their posts, at least fault the nutjobs equally.

  14. Re:Arg: USB modems on Is Starband's Satellite Internet Service Palatable? · · Score: 3, Funny
    "They're a pain in the rear arse."

    As opposed to a pain in the side or front arse? First it was new math, now it's new anatomy...

  15. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... on Turner CEO: "PVR Users Are Thieves" · · Score: 2
    "I'm sure you understand that it's your watching of commercials that pays for the content."

    This is so wrong. It's the commercial interests actually giving money to the networks that pays for the content. All of the "contract" stuff goes on in the media whore black box before a signal gets to my house. By the time whatever signal they send reaches my TV, it's bought and paid for, no matter how much they want me to believe I have further obligations. Once a signal is sent to my home, all the money transactions have happened, and all the commercial interests can do is sit back and see if their gamble pays off like they thought it would when they bought the commercial slot.

    McDonalds buying an ad for $1,000,000 in the middle of "Syphilis Island" does not guarantee that McDonalds will sell any number of burgers based on that ad. Hence the gamble, and hence the "quit whining, fatcat bitches!" when they sometimes lose.

  16. Re:Thieves is a little strong, but... on Turner CEO: "PVR Users Are Thieves" · · Score: 2
    "and of course, they could just cut wages."

    But then we couldn't have each of our insipid "friends" raking in a million bucks per episode of the sitcom drivel in which they wallow about. And it's already likely we won't have Peter Jennings around next year because his corporate masters have told him to take a 40% pay cut or take a hike. You know what that amounts to in Mr. Jennings' case? $6 million a year instead of $10 million. Frankly, his services aren't worth $6 million to me, and I can't imagine they are for anyone else, either. His livelihood consists of reading from a frikkin' teleprompter and smiling for the damned camera. And some kind of weird hair thing. I'd pay him maybe $250,000. Maybe.

    So in the end, we have the corporate greed, exemplified by Mr. Rectum Helmet from TW, which turns out to be driven, at least partially, by the on-air personality greed, exemplified by Peter Jennings and the cast of "Friends." And what drives their greed, their craving to compile ever more and more cash in their mink-lined titanium piggy banks?

    Probably $cientology.

  17. Re:network genius @ Fox on Matt Groening on Futurama, Simpsons and Fox · · Score: 2
    Agreed 100% on G the B. No single sitcom line ever summed up memories of childhood friendships as well as, "We used to hang out... we used to melt stuff!" Now If only I can find out when the damned thing airs.

  18. Re:Nerd pr0n ;) on Hubble's Upgrade: Pretty Pictures · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Wow, can you believe how *red* that is!".

    Figures. Damned cosmetologists.

  19. Easy workaround on "Industry Standard" Paycuts in IT? · · Score: 5, Funny
    Take 4 hour lunches throughout May.

    And if you can find any executives who got bonuses, flog 'em mercilessly until you feel like you've gotten half your salary's worth.

  20. Re:Awesome on Star Wars Digital Projection Theaters · · Score: 2
    Enjoy it before the power goes out again.

  21. Re:Still Unclear on MSFT's Strong Dislike of Linux on Linux "is not piracy" Says Microsoft Lawyer · · Score: 2
    "who the hell that reads /. or knows what open source is, doesn't know that Linux is an OS and not an idea or an action."

    OK, scott1853. That tears it! I'm gonna Linux you but good! Say it again and I'll Be you, for jibbity's sake!

  22. Re:Solar Power on Solar Sail to be Launched This Year · · Score: 2
    "And before you ask: public transportation and my own two feet."

    C'mon, be realistic. How far are you really gonna get burning those?

  23. Re:this is a pretty good soap on RIAA Wants Taxpayer-Funded IP Police · · Score: 2
    Now I don't disagree with you on term limits, but this statement:

    "I don't think congressmen was ever meant to be a career... I'm sure that's not what the founding fathers had in mind"

    begs the $10,000,000 question - why did the founding fathers fail to put what you're sure they had in mind down on paper?

  24. Re:Hmm.... interesting. on Gates Admits Stripped Down Windows Possible · · Score: 3, Funny
    It'd give him a wider something. [insert traumatic goat sex guy image here]

  25. Re:Disclaimer? on Worst Buy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    From the Best Buy disclaimer: "Notification will be sent to the e-mail and/or billing address provided should such change occur."

    Anybody know if they sent notification to these people as stated (by e-mail or postal mail)? I would think that a nail in the disclaimer's coffin if they didn't.