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  1. How in the world... on Interview With Lucas Gonze of Webjay · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Do you see p2p becoming anything other than an academic plaything? It's inherent "sometimes" nature (Sometimes you'll find the file you are looking for, sometimes it's busy/not found due to you not having the right connections) would seem to run counter to most business' requirements for reliability. How do you plan on redressing this?

    Joe

  2. Thread-o-matic on Ten Security Bulletins From Microsoft · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please select your argument here:
    [ ] MS has these security exploits because it is the biggest OS
    [ ] MS is a steaming pile when it comes to security
    [ ] MS is working on fixing these things, and is doing the responsible thing.
    [ ] 1337! I can't wait to #4x0r!

  3. Oh Boy! on Cherry OS Claims Mac OS X Capability For x86 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I can have my life-long dream of running a Laserwriter using appletalk!

  4. Re:PLEASE DO NOT BUTCHER IT on System Shock 2 Retrospect...and Possible Followup? · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Deus Ex itself was butchered. They took out the RPG aspect of it, limited you on what you could carry, and took out the side quests...I was extremely dissapointed in it.

  5. Details... on Microsoft Issues Ominous ASP.Net Security Warning · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess when it is assumed that your OS is full of security holes, you can issue a press release that more or less just says, "Our security is sh*tty right now", expect everyone to just do a collective, "Yup", and shuffle off.

  6. My prediction... on Space Tourism is Off and Running · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This will be the "look at me" popular thing for awhile, like ballooning was.

    Something will replace rocket-powered flight, and that will lead the way into space flight.

    16-year olds are going to get a "spacing permit", along with Dad's old clunker, only capable of going to the moon and back.

    Hey...just a thought.

  7. Oh my word.... on Air Force Researching Antimatter Weapons · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...people, we are actually making progress towards making Star Trek: Voyager a reality. I say we petition the Air Force to stop work immediately.

  8. Wow... on Dear Microsoft Windows ... · · Score: 5, Funny

    A dear John letter to an OS. Reminds me of when I had my last Pascal class on a VMS/VAX system:

    Dear VMS:
    You have tortured my life for the last time. I hate you with a pure and perfect hatred. Your renaming of my files is maddening. Your syntax is arcane and pointless. I would prefer attempting to cluster 500 Windows ME systems.

    It's not me, it's definitely you.

  9. Sure it will... on After the X Prize · · Score: 5, Funny

    A month after Duke Nukem: Forever goes Gold...

  10. Damnit.... on Nintendo DS to Launch November 21 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now I have to re-buy it. Curse them for improving it!

    Who here wants to make a betting pool for how long until linux is hacked onto it?

  11. Re:Yeah.... on ATI Updates Linux Drivers · · Score: 0

    You going to buy me one? I bought the 9800XT because of its video input capabilities. I'm not dropping another $250+ for a card. I have other priorities. Like getting a new monitor. My Samsung 753DF does a dog whistle when I first start it up in the morning while it is in text-only mode.

  12. Yeah.... on ATI Updates Linux Drivers · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I got an idea: How about some 64-bit drivers. I'm sick and tired of my AMD64 3400+ having a GL refresh rate of a dead dog, or having to run it in 32-bit mode

    (Which I refuse to do. I got 64-bits, I'm using them damnit. If I wanted to run a 32-bit OS, I'd run windows)

  13. Memories.... on The Internet At 35 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...Ah yes, the internet. Putting porn and pipebomb instructions in the hands of 13-year olds since September 3rd, 1969...

  14. I'm thinking of a word.... on Microsoft Unveils A Designer Mouse · · Score: 5, Funny

    and that word is......pretentious.

  15. Re:IBM Deserves something.... on IBM Moves To Enforce GPL By Summary Judgement · · Score: 1

    yes, but they are *trying* to build goodwill towards us. As my business teacher always said: "Good Ethics is Good Business". (For an example of the reverse, see the former GAIN Network, Microsoft, *AA, etc.)

  16. IBM Deserves something.... on IBM Moves To Enforce GPL By Summary Judgement · · Score: 2, Informative

    We should put up something from the Open Source Community to thank IBM for standing up for us...they could have dropped us and ramped up AIX again. Or turned around and tried to get linux for itself... Instead, they are defending us. The problem is: What do you get a company that can afford everything?

  17. Re:No, no...GIANT Robots. on Epson's 12 Gram Flying Robot · · Score: 1

    Why would you want to form the head? That's just disgu....OOOOH! THAT head....never mind. :)

  18. Hmm... on Mass Migration/Bughunt For Thunderbird Tuesday · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sort of like Bug-Stock. A day-long festival of software, testing, and resolution.

    Sort of like Woodstock, except without all the kick-ass music, sex, drugs and alcohol. Hmm...never mind.

    Continual thought process in Doom3: "Where is the bad-guy going to pop up next? bullets be damned, I'm running out of clean shorts!"

  19. Sounds like a case of on Alabama IT Whistleblower Fired For Spyware · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not-so-mean-BOFH vs. PHB. Let's get ready to rumble!!!

  20. What would we do with it? on Ethernet at 10 Gbps · · Score: 1

    "porn. Lots of porn" /Neo

  21. Re:Promotional stunt... on Halo 2 Website Puzzle Confounds · · Score: 1

    Ok, having just downloaded the trailer, and looking at the website, I think that the website is trying to portray some sort of "advanced signal" that the Covanent is supposed to have sent to bring down our defenses. Kind of like Jeff Goldblum's character in ID4 noticing the countdown. There is *NO* chance that the ad agency would let the ilovebees.com website "slip" into their finished ad. You have no idea how much scrutiny every single frame of advertising space goes under.

    'Nuff Said,

    Joe

  22. Promotional stunt... on Halo 2 Website Puzzle Confounds · · Score: 0

    I'm calling it as a promotional stunt. Anyone else with me?

  23. Hmm... on Storing Data In Cow Guts? · · Score: 1

    mount /dev/moo? I think I saw a webpage about that once..

  24. Damnit... on Counter-Strike Source Beta Set for Late Summer · · Score: 4, Funny

    And I just got straight A's this last quarter. Oh well, I really don't need a Master's anyway...

  25. It's about Artillery silly... on U.S. Navy to Deploy Rail Guns by 2011 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Artillery is much lower cost, but typically limited to LOS (13-21 miles). 250 miles is a substantial increase in that. And cheaper per pound of explosive on target. None of that fussy electronics on the missile to get in the way.