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Retailers Deploy Databases Against Customers

A couple of people submitted this piece about retailers using databases to crack down on sub-optimal customers, such as those who return too many purchases to the store. Also has a few tidbits about other database blacklists that are available to companies. Customers avoid intrusive practices; although this story was written by the Washington Post and I have the URL to the original story available, I declined to link to washingtonpost.com because of their intrusive registration.

601 comments

  1. Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Pay with cash.

    1. Re:Easy solution by adriantam · · Score: 5, Funny

      How about shop-lifting?

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    2. Re:Easy solution by Zorilla · · Score: 5, Funny

      Another advantage being that the penalty is less than it is for copyright infringement.

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    3. Re:Easy solution by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure--and give up the ability to have your credit card company chargeback against the store in the event of unsatisfactory merchandise, or, in the case of this story, a store backing off its own stated return policy. I would have called my credit card company and had the charge reversed when I was standing at the returns counter.

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    4. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They wouldn't be refusing your return if you paid with cash.

    5. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Easy, dont shop in the US, in the EU we have RIGHTS :D

    6. Re:Easy solution by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 1

      Sure about that? When was the last time you returned something without having been asked to produce ID?

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    7. Re:Easy solution by phatsharpie · · Score: 3, Informative
      From the article


      Retailers like the Limited are fighting back. Sometime in the spring, consumers and Express workers say, the store began replacing the placards denoting its return policy with new signs saying the company uses an "industrywide" system to authorize returns and that "under certain circumstances we reserve the right to deny returns."


      The store did not back off of its own stated return policy.

      Better solution, take your business elsewhere.

      -B
    8. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yesterday, at Target. Returned a gift with a gift receipt.

    9. Re:Easy solution by Twanfox · · Score: 1

      Returned a faulty laptop cooling pad (fans were buzzing). Had a receipt. No ID requested.

    10. Re:Easy solution by alatesystems · · Score: 1

      Disputing isn't that easy with any of my CC companies. I've had to dispute charges twice in the past, and although I got my money back, it was a small hassle.

      I had to print out the receipt(online purchase) and fax that to them along with a letter I had to type up explaining the situation in writing.

      Both times, I had to follow up via phone after receiving no response, and they finally said "yeah whatever" basically, and they credited my account.

      The good thing is, once you start a charge dispute, you stop accruing interest on that purchase.

      With that said, I buy a lot of stuff at Best Buy, and I return a lot of that stuff when it's shit. I'm an early adopter, but that doesn't mean I have to keep shit. I'm sure I'm on their "excessive return" list, but I used to work there, and I know all of the people doing the returns anyway.

    11. Re:Easy solution by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 1

      I should have said "for cash." But the point is, the means exist to track returns, even if you pay cash. All they have to do is ask for a driver's license and swipe it. No license, no return.

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    12. Re:Easy solution by luvirini · · Score: 1

      Indeed, the whole system of the two places is quite different. In most european countries the authorities will try to protect the customers, as it is seen as their job. In US the customer protection is supposed to be handled by the individual in the courts. That is you (either as individueal or in a group) sue the company for it.

    13. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not everyone has a driver's license.

    14. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is beautiful is that those RIGHTS extend BEYOND the Warranties provided by the manufacturers and retailers. No escaping that way if it breaks on the day after the gurantee expires, it still must be suitable and last a reasonable amount of time for its purpose :D

    15. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No license (or credit card), no return.

      Which is very likely to be illegal in most countries where governments protect the customers instead of the shops... (I'm in Europe)

    16. Re:Easy solution by WoBIX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's not exactly insightful. Sure it's great if all you want to do is buy something, but if you need to return items, they want information. Electronics Boutique has apparently been tracking returns for a while. Back when Blood Bowl and Full Throttle came out on the PC, I had serious issues with Blood Bowl not working in my cd-rom drive. I exchanged the discs three times then swapped for Full Throttle. The employee mentioned that I'd been doing a lot of returns and wouldn't be able to exchange or return anything for some time because it showed my exchanges. They still get you at return time.

    17. Re:Easy solution by luvirini · · Score: 1

      Indeed, but there is the other side of the coin too.. the busineses are mostly protected from frivilous lawsuits as the possible financial benefit to sue is not there anymore in most cases.

    18. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they are held ACCOUNTABLE :D Unlike most US companies. The EU isnt about big money lawsuits its about protecting the people.

    19. Re:Easy solution by hpavc · · Score: 1

      Then you get to hear the phrase 'sorry you need to have some sort of id'

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    20. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I've never been asked for an ID when making a return, so... I don't know what to say. Maybe people just trust me?

    21. Re:Easy solution by adric · · Score: 1

      "under certain circumstances" sounds pretty vague to me. Do they spell them out anywhere? If not, what prevents them from making things up as they go? I do agree with your conclusion, however.

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    22. Re:Easy solution by adric · · Score: 1
      D'oh... accidentally hit submit instead of preview. That last bit wasn't meant to be bolded.

      Oh well.

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    23. Re:Easy solution by Trekologer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No. Pay with a credit card.

      All credit card companies offer cardholder protections, including refunding your money if you have a problem with the merchant.

      Clearly, denying you a return because you were flagged by a computer database is an abuse of their return policy.

      Simply dispute the charge because the store refused to take back the merchandise. You'll get your money back, the store will get a fee for having the purchase charged back, and you'll probablly end up keeping the merchandise (unless your credit card issuer wants it).

    24. Re:Easy solution by ltbarcly · · Score: 0

      Let me be the first recomend that you post a followup to this. Your interesting story contributes greatly to this thread. It's good to know that you 1. Return alot of stuff, and 2. You used to work at best buy, so you have an 'in' to get around this new policy. There must be more to this story though, as I am captivated. Tell me, what are your buying habits at other stores? Do you have alot of returns at, say, circuit city? What about the grocery store? What color is the carpet in your living room? Do you like to go sledding?

      Let me thank you for 20 seconds of my life well spent.

    25. Re:Easy solution by SiliconJesus · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I need some eggs this afternoon, and well - its hard to fly to the EU to get them especially since I'd have to buy the plane ticket here.

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    26. Re:Easy solution by Dr.+Zed · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Clearly, denying you a return because you were flagged by a computer database is an abuse of their return policy.

      It is not that clear. This sort of information isn't generally used against people who are following the return policy (e.g. have a receipt, return within time period allowed). This type of info is used against people who habitually return items without a receipt. They might be willing to take you at your word once or twice, but if you make a habit of returning questionable stuff on a regular basis, they will stop bending their rules for you.

      There are a lot of people who know that if they make a fuss at a return counter, they can generally get a store to give them money for just about anything and use that to return old stuff just to get new replacements for free. In the end, this kind of abuse is reflected in the prices stores charge.

    27. Re:Easy solution by anagama · · Score: 1

      • ... or, in the case of this story, a store backing off its own stated return policy.

      RTFA (2nd to last paragraph - gotta read the whole thing almost):
      • Retailers like the Limited are fighting back. Sometime in the spring, consumers and Express workers say, the store began replacing the placards denoting its return policy with new signs saying the company uses an "industrywide" system to authorize returns and that "under certain circumstances we reserve the right to deny returns."

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    28. Re:Easy solution by abe+ferlman · · Score: 1

      I have actually had a local Guitar Center refuse to sell me something unless I let them put my name in the database (I was paying cash, the item was $10). They're not always so stupid about it, but they are *always* extremely pushy. I left that day without buying what I wanted.

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    29. Re:Easy solution by djmurdoch · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, I've never been asked for an ID when making a return, so... I don't know what to say. Maybe people just trust me?

      Sure, that's great. By returning things as an Anonymous Coward you miss out on any chances of earning karma for a good return.

    30. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not the only solution. never EVER return items and fill out the "form" correctly.

      I always blatently lie on the recipts. I put in random things every time I return after I bought with cash.

      it is not their business to know who the hell I am.

      poison their databases any time you can.

    31. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are 100% correct.
      We've been running such a database for atleast the 8 years that I've been where I am. Likely much longer.

    32. Re:Easy solution by j0e_average · · Score: 2, Interesting
      BINGO!! Plus, one more item you didn't mention...write a brief note to the CEO and let him know that his company has just lost a customer. It works even better if you can quantify the loss.


      I used this tactic with Sam's Wholesale Club over an issue with a declined rebate, worth $50. I told them that unless I received a satisfactory response, I'd cancel my menbership (getting a $30 refund from it) and never step foot in their store again.


      Within two weeks, I had my rebate check.

    33. Re:Easy solution by brianosaurus · · Score: 3, Insightful


      Wh-wh-wh-what?

      Are you saying that ACTUAL STEALING carries less penalty than some sort of nebulous pseudo-theft of "intellectual property"?

      That actual criminals get off easier than high-school kids trying to find new music?

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    34. Re:Easy solution by garett_spencley · · Score: 1

      The problem with disputing charges is that will also hurt you.

      Most stores don't do credit card processing themselves, they rely on 3rd party merchant accounts. These merchant accounts want to illiminate fraudulent purchases just as much as credit card companies .. only more. Because when someone does a "chargeback" (the word used to refer to disputing a charge) the merchant has to pay a fee. So they lose money.

      The credit card companies do this so that merchants will be forced to do more to prevent fraudulent purchases. Makes sense, only it has a side effect. Since merchants incurr penalty charges they actually blacklist people who dispute charges.

      Now of course, if someone actually does steal your credit card and makes purchases that you shouldn't have to pay then by all means chargeback. However, just know that you must not take such decisions lightly .. because you will find your credit card being declined more and more as you dispute charges.

    35. Re:Easy solution by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1

      When was the last time you tried to return EGGS?

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    36. Re:Easy solution by mebob · · Score: 1

      more problems there. I've haven't seend store in a long time that would take a return without information about the customer. And some won't do a full return in cash but with store credit which again they usually need your information.

      I think what the real problem is that they would be gauging your customer rating without being able to take into account how much you have puchase from them. Someone who returns every thing they've bought from a store might be a bad customer but how would you know if that was all they bought. They might have made many other puchases with the items returned only being a small percent. Sounds to me like these companies are just trying to recoupe losses or are some how atracting these bad customers. This time and money should spent on better policies, better products and better training.

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    37. Re:Easy solution by arose · · Score: 1

      Never, but I tried to return the chickens once. :-P

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    38. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

    39. Re:Easy solution by LiquidRaptor · · Score: 1

      Thats funny, if a company was blacklisting cards because of chargebacks they would lose their cc reading abilities. It's against the terms of service you see. So really, the only place that is losing out when you do chargebacks is the company.

    40. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our judicial system prevents them from making it up as they go.

    41. Re:Easy solution by alienw · · Score: 1

      If the store/merchant does this, all you need to do is report it to the credit card company (call the number on the back of your credit card). All CC companies have agreements with merchants that, among other things, prohibit merchants from declining credit cards for any reason. If they do this too much, they could lose their merchant account.

    42. Re:Easy solution by Reverberant · · Score: 1
      All credit card companies offer cardholder protections, including refunding your money if you have a problem with the merchant.

      The cardholder protection doesn't apply to all circumstances - I once had a credit card turn down my request for a refund. The reason, in essence, was that it was my responsibility to read the fine print and know what I was getting into (it was a situation where a "free" service wasn't really free).

      If there was something wrong with your purchase (it was broken for instance) and the store refused to take it back, the credit card issuer would likely refund your money. However, given the situation in the article (woman realizes she already owned a similar item), you're probably out of luck.

    43. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It isn't the card companies that 'offer protections' it's federal law. It's called the Fair Credit Billing act (note, this is different from the Fair Credit Reporting act). More info can be found here: (http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/conline/pubs/credit/fcb.ht m).

      Returned items fall under "charges for goods and services you didn't accept or weren't delivered as agreed;". Note that FCR act doesn't say anything like "this law subject to story policy" or "unless a store decides it wouldn't make as much money as it wants from you". Mind you, fraud is fraud, so don't be fraudulent in your attempts to return something.

      That said, some card companies are better at following the law then others. Citibank is one notable exception. They have been known for continuing to charge their card holders for things they *know* were unauthorized charges (stolen CC's). {legal disclaimer: this is just my opinion, not necessarily a statement of fact, and is not intended to reflect poorly on Citibank or it's subsidiaries. }

    44. Re:Easy solution by raju1kabir · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Easy, dont shop in the US, in the EU we have RIGHTS

      If you live in Europe, I bet you have no idea what the returns culture in the USA is like. It's completely insane and I 100% support shops that are trying to rein it in.

      I know plenty of people who return more than half of what they buy from clothes and electronics stores, for the stupidest reasons. Clothes because they decided later that they didn't like the color after all; electronics because they didn't do even the most basic research and had no idea what they were buying.

      It's wasteful, abusive, and drives up costs for ordinary consumers.

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    45. Re:Easy solution by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      I have actually had a local Guitar Center refuse to sell me something unless I let them put my name in the database (I was paying cash, the item was $10).
      Just give 'em a bad name.
    46. Re:Easy solution by Trekologer · · Score: 1

      The cardholder protection doesn't apply to all circumstances - I once had a credit card turn down my request for a refund. The reason, in essence, was that it was my responsibility to read the fine print and know what I was getting into (it was a situation where a "free" service wasn't really free).

      If there was something wrong with your purchase (it was broken for instance) and the store refused to take it back, the credit card issuer would likely refund your money. However, given the situation in the article (woman realizes she already owned a similar item), you're probably out of luck.

      This isn't a free* (* free = not free) type of service thing. This is a customer, purchasing an item in good faith, and not being happy with the purchase, wanting to return it for a refund, as you are entitled to do, both under the law and the store's return policy.

      Under laws governing credit cards in the U.S., you are entitled to a refund for merchandise you have a problem with if it is $50 or more and in your home state (or within 100 miles of your billing address) OR is a store-issed charge card.

      Now, the question is, does the store tell customers that they may have their refund requests denied because they might return merchandise too much? If not explicitly, then whatever vague disclaimer about reserving the right to refuse refunds, isn't going to be enough to hold up in a court because it would be considered unfair to the customer that they are not aware of this beforehand.

      Maybe even easier is to not shop at the store and tell them the reason why.

    47. Re:Easy solution by halowolf · · Score: 2, Interesting
      In Australia stores do not have to accept returns if you "changed your mind". However some of the bigger stores do allow returns as a customer service. Others allow an exchange for "credit" where they still get their money out of you, and others just assert their rights and say no.

      There do exist legal protections for customers where retailers have to accept returns on purchases if they are faulty et all, allowing them to get a replacement, their money back or a third option that I just can't remember, or perhaps I'm hallucinating.

      There does need to be a balance with the laws to protect consumers and business alike, as there are consumers that try to wrought any system in place for their sole benefit at the expense of others.

    48. Re:Easy solution by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 1

      Vague exceptions do not consitute adequate disclosure. She would have had no problem getting a chargeback.

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    49. Re:Easy solution by takeya · · Score: 1

      sue for discrimination. customers should be treated equally, even if they are stingy... perhaps making a better product and NOT worring about "bad customers" would help...

    50. Re:Easy solution by jyoull · · Score: 1

      I almost feel sorry for John Jacob Johnson of 101 Main St., Anytown, MO 33221 because he gets a LOT of mail that stores think they're sending to me.

    51. Re:Easy solution by Reverberant · · Score: 1
      This is a customer, purchasing an item in good faith, and not being happy with the purchase, wanting to return it for a refund, as you are entitled to do, both under the law and the store's return policy. (emphasis added).

      A consumer does not have an automatic right to return an item in all jurisdictions unless the store permits it, or unless there is a problem with the item (broken, not the right item, etc). A Google search supports this - for example:

      • "In West Virginia, there is generally no right to cancel or rescind a purchase made by a consumer from a retailer absent some defect. "
      • "If you buy something at a store and later change your mind, you may not be able to return the merchandise because the store's advertised return policy is generally binding. "

      ...etc. There are jurisditions where you do have a right to a refund (Broward County) for instance) but it's not necessarily true everywhere. You still have to read the fine print.

      Under laws governing credit cards in the U.S., you are entitled to a refund for merchandise you have a problem with if it is $50 or more and in your home state (or within 100 miles of your billing address) OR is a store-issed charge card.

      From the FTC:

      You can dispute charges for unsatisfactory goods or services. To do so, you must:

      have made the purchase in your home state or within 100 miles of your current billing address. The charge must be for more than $50. (These limitations don't apply if the seller also is the card issuer or if a special business relationship exists between the seller and the card issuer.) and,

      first make a good faith effort to resolve the dispute with the seller. No special procedures are required to do so.

      So the question is: does "I already have a similar item" count as 'unsatisfactory goods or services'? It would be interesting to see some case law or examples of exercising one's rights under this type of situation.

      In my case, because the vendor provided services as advertised (even though I thought it would be free because I didn't read all of the fine print), I had no recourse.

      Maybe even easier is to not shop at the store and tell them the reason why.

      Agreed

    52. Re:Easy solution by dustman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I worked at a local Home Depot for awhile.

      As part of the employee training, we were told some stories about the Despot's "crazy" return policy.

      The one where I worked used to be a BJ's or Sam's or something, one of those huge food wholesalers.
      An old woman brought in a frozen 6 pack of blueberry muffins, that she had had in the freezer for more than 2 years, because "she didn't like them", and the refund was granted.

      Another guy came in with a dead-looking plant, a shrubbery. He said that he had bought it and planted it, and now it was dead, he wanted a new one (no matter that it was late fall now, and all the leaves are off the plants, etc). The return (store credit) was granted in this case, too...

      But, a few hours later, one of the cart-return guys noted that one of the shrubs in front of the store had been dug up. This guy had just come in, dug up a plant from in front of the store, and "returned" it for some store credit.

    53. Re:Easy solution by Simonetta · · Score: 1

      I used to buy lots of electronic things at Fry's Electronics. About 1/3rd to 1/2 of what I bought I ended up returning.
      I did it because I couldn't get any information about the items without buying them, trying them, and returning the ones that I didn't want.
      With the multitude of web sites offering information about electronics today, I rarely return things that I buy at Fry's. I'll return something if I can't get it to work correctly, and can't get it to work correctly within an hour of taking the package out of the shopping bag.
      Of all stores, Fry's should be the one with the super incredible website that explains and documents everything that they sell and have sold. But their web site is stupid and embarrassing, with no technical documentation.
      If I were in charge of Fry's, I'd make their website as rich and detailed on product information and customer support as Microsoft's or Amazon's website.

    54. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they don't get returns. Problem solved, from the store's point of view. Who needs suspicious customers that don't even have licenses? They're obviously up to no good.

    55. Re:Easy solution by wesmills · · Score: 1

      Completely off-topic: Have you had anyone sign up for your referral thingy in your signature yet?

    56. Re:Easy solution by MEGAMAID · · Score: 1
      Well, in NSW (That's Sydney, Australia for most of you) it goes like this:

      When do you have a right to a refund? Simply, a refund would be in order if the goods:

      -have a fault that you could not have known about when you purchased them
      -do not do the job that you were led to believe they would do
      -do not match a sample you were shown
      -are not as they were described.

      Nice and simple and it's hard for the store or the consumer to screw each other over.

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    57. Re:Easy solution by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Yes. And selling a few joins will get you more jail time then stealing 20+ Million from a company...

    58. Re:Easy solution by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Except it should have been kicked out. MO is a 6xxxx zip code (St. Louis is 631xx, WUSTL is 63105, or at least the dorms were).

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    59. Re:Easy solution by arivanov · · Score: 1
      Have you tried to exercise those rights in Tesco in the UK? I have. And I can tell you - you can just forget it. The only way to get anywhere with any electrical goods returns is to go all the way through trading standards - writing a written complaint, filing it and following it up. Basically Tesco subtracts returns for reasons other then warranty from the store manager bonuses (indirectly through "efficiency" bonuses). You can guess how easy it is to return something after that.

      Yeah, you have rights. But the person dealing with the return always disagrees with the fact this as a matter of principle. So in fact it is harder to return something at the number 1 consumer retailer in the UK then in any of the US stores referred in the article.

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    60. Re:Easy solution by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      You have a crappy credit card company. I would think about switching.

      I have dealt with both a large band(HSBC) and a small bank (Tioga State) on disputes on a Debit card, and each time was quite easy to do.

      With HSBC, I called them up, talked to someone on the phone - they called me back in a few days to go over the information in more detail, and credited my account.

      With Tioga State we had to go into a branch and fill out a form, but did not have to clarify beyond the form and talking to the branch rep, and again was credited in a week or so.

      Neither one required me writing a letter, or sending in recipts. Both were for online purchases though.

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    61. Re:Easy solution by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      When was the last time you tried to return EGGS?

      The last time he bought a carton and discovered that they had been broken through rough handling by the stock boy, I'd imagine.

      Why would you not return them under those circumstances?

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    62. Re:Easy solution by eofpi · · Score: 1

      This'll probably get modded -1, Redundant, but...

      That won't work. Sure, they don't get you on the buying end, but they will on the return end, because most places (and undoubtedly all that use this heinous practice) require you to sign something when you return or exchange something.

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    63. Re:Easy solution by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      In Canda there's no such thing as a no-return policy even if the store says there is. You have 10 days to return regardless, or the consumer affairs branch of govt steps in and gets you your return anyway.

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    64. Re:Easy solution by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      lol I knew this guy who every year wore a new ski jacket every month, taking advantage of store's return policies. Furthermore, he'd go camping and purchase a tv, vcr, and power inverter for the weekend, and we'd get TV for the trip, and make the refunds on monday when he got back. that was just too cool...

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    65. Re:Easy solution by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      Not just Canada. Returns policies are governed by State law IIRC. I know in Michigan you can return what you like in 30 days. Of course not spoiling stuff and certain other things. But the stores policy only matters if it is offering something beyond what the state mandates.

      Many people fall for the no refund signs in store shops. Don't let them fool ya!

      Information is power.

    66. Re:Easy solution by Neoncow · · Score: 1

      Quick question. How would I go about contacting the CEO of walmart? or do you use the generic contact e-mail thingy?

    67. Re:Easy solution by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      At that point you I would have said "Thanks I'll make shure to use a credit card so I can always get my money back since your policy is to start denying returns if you give to many defective products out". And then probably stoped shopping there and warned all my friends NOT to shop there and why. Mycroft

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    68. Re:Easy solution by Sein · · Score: 1

      Yup, that's exactly the kind of asshat jerkoff this policy is designed to counter

      If you want to just rent your f'king camping gear, you damn well go to a rental place, you don't "borrow" from your local retailer.

    69. Re:Easy solution by brianosaurus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At least we know where our "morals" stand.

      Then again, how can a country that "has to" imprison more of its population than any other in the world have any sort of moral leg to stand on? America might become the best place to do business, but is it really worth it if America is not the best place to live?

      Which is more important?

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    70. Re:Easy solution by Maul · · Score: 1

      I probably would have been tagged as a problem customer at Fry's had they implemented something like this.

      I always used to go in early in the morning when they opened and find stuff way mis-priced or in the wrong display. When they rang it up higher than their store display advertised, I kindly told them that the display had another price and gladly showed the cashier the display. They would immediately change the price, but would typically give me the price on the store display.

      Usually it was only ever for a few bucks once in a while, but the crowning achievement was when I got a video card for $100 less than it should have been because the employees had put the wrong cards in the display.

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    71. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cash means nothing if you have to return and item. You must show an ID if I am not mistaken.

    72. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the time being that is an acceptible solution. However, the more retailers get into the practice of creating their blacklists, then eventually, this wont be an option.

      How about creating a list of companies who create customer blacklists and start publishing the information. Perhaps demonstrations and so forth.

    73. Re:Easy solution by vsync64 · · Score: 1
      I usually look under the sections of the Web site intended for the press or investors. For Walmart, try http://www.walmart.com/cservice/aw_partnershipinfo .gsp?NavMode=8#homeoffice, which tells us that their address is:
      702 S.W. 8th Street
      Bentonville, AR 72716
      Then we look at their annual report [PDF], which tells us the President and CEO is H. Lee Scott, Jr.

      Make sure to send a physical letter, and send it certified mail. Once it's through the door, and they know you know it, they have to deal with your problem.

      Unless they just don't care. But then at least you'll know that too.

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    74. Re:Easy solution by pentalive · · Score: 1

      Perhaps consumers need a database about stores with "unfortunate" policies

    75. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another guy came in with a dead-looking plant, a shrubbery.

      By any chance, was the store manager's last name Ni?

      (Cue series of bad Monty Python jokes in 3...2...1...)

    76. Re:Easy solution by Buran · · Score: 1

      Maybe the ones in Clayton (that's Clayton's zipcode you listed) or near it. The U's main mailing address on the website, and the one that covers main campus, is 63130 (University City.) The medical school's zip code is 63110.

      I work at WUSM, a family member works on main campus, and I grew up in University City. :)

    77. Re:Easy solution by m1dlg · · Score: 1

      I'am retail, at the bottom of the ladder, i have developed a small application, to help me (and the company) keep track of fraudulent transactions, by recording transaction info (ie was the item instock at the alleged time of purchase? / how much was really paid for it?) and info on the 'customer', I did this because there is a scam conducted by theives all over the country who travel to a town, and will visit every retailer, & try to return goods without valid recipts (goods are stolen), so can capture details and stop invalid refunds before they happen. anyone who has a genuine refund need not be worried. having traveled around the country (UK) i have seen frequently the same people in stores just getting refunds, without receipts, using the same excuses.

      unfortunatly the data protection act (the law to protect the goverment!) forbids me for doing this. (it wont stop me)

      if this is the same thing being done by some one else then i am happy with it.

    78. Re:Easy solution by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 1

      Hmm... Do you have an official source for that?

      I know that the 10 days applies to door-to-door sales, but I doubt it applies to all retail stores.

      AFAIK, stores can refuse to accept any returns from the moment the transaction is complete. Returns, refunds, or exchanges are at the discretion of the retailer.

      N.

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    79. Re:Easy solution by Filiks · · Score: 1

      They're all criminals. The shoplifters have a much higher chance of getting caught. Not saying I agree, but the case can be made that the penalties for copyright infringement make sense if they have to be that high to deter it, considering how few get caught.

    80. Re:Easy solution by julesh · · Score: 1

      Its a growing problem in Europe. Legally, _shops_ are not obliged to accept returns of anything that is not defective (although many do; Argos is a UK retail chain that offers this, and I know a number of people who have taken advantage of it to get a piece of equipment for a week or so that they wanted it for and then claim their money back afterwards). But a few years ago a European law was passed that required mail order/Internet retailers to do so, as long as the goods are not customised for the purchaser or perishable.

      More and more people are realising what they can get away with in these terms.

    81. Re:Easy solution by stanmann · · Score: 1

      YOu don't check that before you buy them???

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    82. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it can't be. If the Manager were one of the knights of Ni, he would not have tolerated a dead shrubbery at all!

    83. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sure like to use

      a lot of whitespace

      in your posts.

    84. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't pay any attemtion to the GP. He's had the "Help me pay for my wedding" thing in his sig forever now. My guess is that his wedding (if he actually had one) has been paid for many times over. It's parasites like him and his merchandise-returning friends that make things sucky for the rest of us.

    85. Re:Easy solution by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      " Sure about that? When was the last time you returned something without having been asked to produce ID?"

      I've never been asked to produce any form of ID for a return...ever.

      I'm actually surprised to see people here have been asked for that...

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    86. Re:Easy solution by sconeu · · Score: 1

      The dorms on the South 40 were 63105 when I lived there.

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    87. Re:Easy solution by SiliconJesus · · Score: 1

      Never, but we did have people return them when I used to work in one of the old grocery stores (one old lady had a relatively mature fetus in one of her eggs (they were not mass-packaged), and returned the whole dozen - I don't blame her). The point is that for the day to day things that have to be bought, its impractical to buy outside the US.

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    88. Re:Easy solution by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      Quick question. How would I go about contacting the CEO of walmart? or do you use the generic contact e-mail thingy?

      You can find him in the back of the Wall*mart TV department

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    89. Re:Easy solution by brianosaurus · · Score: 1

      I don't think its been determined that downloaders are actually criminals. Its not as clean cut as the record companies want you to believe.

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    90. Re:Easy solution by Sein · · Score: 1

      You have no idea - wanna see how bad it gets in the PPC advertising sector?

      Try designing a software tool to catch fraud clicks from a quarter of a million American PC link-clickers.

      http://www.stopclickfraud.com/ - grandparent is positively benign compared to that.

      Of course, he's part of the problem. But a teensy one, compared to that shit - I guesstimate that the fraud loss mentioned at the end should be per day, not per month.

  2. NYT by Espectr0 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    So are all those NYT stories going to be blacklisted from slashdot just because a registration is needed?

    1. Re:NYT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. michael feels he must support the New York Times because of how liberal they are. The Washington Post, while liberal, just isn't liberal enough.

    2. Re:NYT by belmolis · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, the NYT provides a way of linking directly to stories so that readers of blogs and the like can bypass the registration system. You go to this page and enter the URL of the story you want to link to. When you click "Go", it returns a link to the NYT archives that bypasses registration.

    3. Re:NYT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't know why this got modded offtopic, it seems like a valid point. I think people can make up their own mind whether they want to register or not.

    4. Re: NYT by trolman · · Score: 1

      No need for name calling. Anyone notice the NYT is not requiring registration any longer? The WP should be next.

    5. Re:NYT by Joel+from+Sydney · · Score: 1

      Or you could just use Bug Me Not! The Firefox plugin is especially handy!

  3. Related link by A+Boy+and+His+Blob · · Score: 5, Informative

    Best Buy has been accused of doing this.

    1. Re:Related link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm more annoyed by Best Buy lumping in 'People who only shop during a sale' with 'fraudsters and scammers trying to rip off the company.'

      And that's even before getting into their 'non-repair and replacement plans.'

    2. Re:Related link by Bendy+Chief · · Score: 3, Informative

      'Fraudsters and scammers trying to rip off [a] company'?

      That's heee-larious. You see, up until late October, I worked for a major phone tech support outsourcer. My contract was for a big home PC maker.

      Anyway, the poor guy who phoned me had bought the "Open Box Special" from Best Buy, wherein the (incomplete) tower was still in the battered box, but everything else, including 17" TFT monitor, was missing. Best Buy gave this "deal" to him for a few hundred bucks, and then said "Phone Company X, their warranty covers hardware replacement! They'll give you $700 or so worth of stuff!"

      Long story short, Best Buy fucking sucks.

    3. Re:Related link by Skater · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I sent a nasty e-mail to Best Buy Friday after I visited a store. They completely ignored me for the half hour I spent walking around the audio department (and they were NOT busy - it was Friday morning right after they opened), but when I finally bought something they had no problem stopping me at the door to check my receipt. As I summed it up in the e-mail, "Before the sale: totally ignore me; After the sale: treat me like a criminal".

      The response I got said they'd share my comments with that store's management.

      --RJ

    4. Re:Related link by maxume · · Score: 1

      Were you looking for help? I usually don't really want to talk to the sales people, unless I can't find something. And then, I go to the trouble of walking up to one of them and asking them a question. I guess this is why they have somebody greet you at the door; they don't want wackos to start crying foul.

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    5. Re:Related link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the people at the front are to help prevent shop-lifting.

    6. Re:Related link by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1

      Online shopping has just about eliminated the need for box stores like Best Buy, anyway. It's cheaper and tax free, and what good is a box store if it isn't going to take returns with a smile, anyway? In the past couple of years, I've given Newegg hundreds of dollars of business that formerly would have gone to boxes like Best Buy. Who needs 'em?

    7. Re:Related link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh... you think that's bad?

      I've had Guitar Center chase me down as I was leaving, after paying at the register 10 FEET from the door, while the door nazi watched me check out! They tried to block my car on the way out, too...

      I spent the next 2 days on the phone with their district manager, who's only response could be summed up as: "It's our policy to treat you like a criminal as you leave, and we trump all california law".

      Farking idiots...

      Best Buy at least hasn't started that bullshit with me, but I suppose the day is young...

    8. Re:Related link by hendridm · · Score: 2, Insightful
      They completely ignored me for the half hour I spent walking around the audio department (and they were NOT busy - it was Friday morning right after they opened)

      Did you actually ASK for help? Maybe they're finally getting the hint that most of us don't want to be bothered until we ask for help. I don't think I'm alone in that desire.

    9. Re:Related link by Skater · · Score: 1

      I have never once (up until Friday) gotten out of Best Buy without being asked if I needed help. Moreover, I couldn't find anyone in that department to ask.

      On an unrelated note, my original post isn't "insightful", it's "off-topic"...

      --RJ

    10. Re:Related link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, when I worked at Best Buy, it was an unwritten rule that we were to discourage sales to those who weren't interested in a service plan or significant accessories and save the unit for a customer who was actually interested in buying addons. I worked in the computer department, and if someone just wanted the box, which they claimed we made no money on, we were to discourage the purchase and basically ignore them. This was reinforced by the fact that we would get bitched to high heaven if someone left with a computer that didn't have a service plan attached to it, so we gladly treated customers who wanted the unit only like shit to avoid getting chewed out.

      I guess it's no surprise that Best Buy is in the business to sell service plans, not equipment, though.

    11. Re:Related link by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      I hate being asked if i need help. Rarely if ever do i need help in a large box store. If i am going to be buying something and i have questions i got to a smaller specialty store where i'll get the right answers.

      And if i need help and theres no one around to ask i go and track someone down. Its not exactly hard to do.

    12. Re:Related link by raju1kabir · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      I sent a nasty e-mail to Best Buy Friday after I visited a store. They completely ignored me for the half hour I spent walking around the audio department

      Sounds like I'm going to have to send an equal-but-opposite email to them. I love being ignored at stores. Nothing annoys me more than having some pimply moron come up all "can I help you?" and proceed to try to feed me idiotic misinformation while I'm trying to read the details on the product boxes and make an informed decision.

      If I want idiotic misinformation, I'll ask for it (hence here I am at Slashdot).

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    13. Re:Related link by pauljlucas · · Score: 1
      ... they had no problem stopping me at the door to check my receipt.
      You don't have to consent to letting them check anything, and there's nothing they can do about it. Most people comply because they don't know any better.
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    14. Re:Related link by nigelc · · Score: 1

      Do you have a cite for this assertion?

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    15. Re:Related link by pauljlucas · · Score: 1

      No, but you're free to verify it independently. A store employee can, at best, only stop you by making a citizen's arrest and detain you until the police arrive. When the police arrive and search you and discover nothing wrong, you can sue the store for false arrest (and assault if they physically restrain you). No store is going to risk that.

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    16. Re:Related link by GlassUser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but when I finally bought something they had no problem stopping me at the door to check my receipt.

      So why'd you stop at the door? I just keep walking. What are they going to do? Ask you again to stop? Same for fry's. If they lay a finger on you, it's assault. If they attempt to restrain you, it's criminal detainment (or whatever charge may be appropriate to your state - this assumes you did not commit a crime there).

      So yeah, just keep walking.

    17. Re:Related link by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      Why make life difficult? These stores are trying to enlighten the masses to new-fangled toys, thus making toys better and more affordable. If you look around the majority of non-chain computer stores try to dump absolute crap on unsuspecting people and tell you all sales are final.

      Around here about 9 Best Buys have opened in the last year. The service has been courteous though not very expert - but what do you expect from a salesperson? For the main stuff the prices are competitive although little components can have a big expense - not as much a problem now with everything more integrated.

      With careful shopping and sale pricing I managed to acquire a few nice things. The refund period allowed me to be sure I was getting what I wanted - how can I lose?

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    18. Re:Related link by Nimey · · Score: 1

      The opposite is true at my local Best Buy. Almost every time I visit, I have to shake off the sales reps. Maybe mine is just better managed.

      FWIW, my appearance: 5'10", 160 lbs, white, glasses, 25 years old, brown hair in need of a cut, wearing perfectly average (clean) t-shirt & jeans.

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    19. Re:Related link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What are they going to do?

      Take you picture and refuse to let you in the store next time. Just like all the other suspected shop lifters.

      If they don't check my receipt ASAP, I just walk by. It's pretty funny to watch their faces, I guess few people know it's optional.

    20. Re:Related link by Generic+Guy · · Score: 1

      I probably wouldn't bother responding to something like this, but the Home Depot nearby started implementing a similar 'policy' (checking receipts at the door), and it irks the hell out of me. I always walk right past and adamantly refuse to let them peek in my bag, and most of the time they recognize they can't actually do anything and give a "Have a nice day" with a smile.

      Do you have a cite for this assertion?

      Yes, the technical term is "purchased goods" which means as soon as the transaction is complete at the register, those items are now your personal property. They cannot _legally_ force you to hand over your items, although restrictions will vary from state to state.

      This is why they have to be ultra special sure about grabbing shoplifters, they usually need to have surveillance (human or machine) to back up the arrest.

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    21. Re:Related link by grotgrot · · Score: 2, Interesting
      they had no problem stopping me at the door to check my receipt


      That practise is actually largely aimed at the cashiers. A simple way of shoplifting is to have your buddy be a cashier and not charge you for stuff. There would be no trace of such a crime, unless they check at the doors.

    22. Re:Related link by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 1
      Do you have a cite for this assertion?

      The US Constitution gives us freedom from "unreasonable searches" -- which typically boils down to probable cause. In other words, if someone stops you at the door because they watched you steal some stuff and they are fairly certain they will catch you with the items down your pants, then they are legally OK. But if they stop everyone just simply because they can, there is no probable cause. So if you are in the USA, you can walk right by them, and sue the hell out of them if they stop you.

      This doesn't work for member-only stores, though. For example, Costco members have to sign an agreement that includes agreeing to be stopped at the door. So typically at Costco I stand there and take it, but at Fry's I just walk right by.

    23. Re:Related link by Skater · · Score: 1

      I love how you didn't quote the second part of my statement - it wasn't that I minded being ignored, it was that I couldn't find help when I wanted it and that they had no problem with having people on hand to annoy me at the door.

      --RJ

    24. Re:Related link by Skater · · Score: 1

      I know. I wanted to express my displeasure in a way that the employee might remember. He asked if I found everything I needed, and I said, "Yes, including the hassle at the door." He said, "I'm just doing my job." So, he missed my point...but maybe, maybe if the manager hears about it (both from him and from my e-mail) and enough other complaints, they'll stop the practice...

      My biggest annoyance was that I couldn't find help when I wanted it, but that they (of course) had help stationed at the door to check my purchase - I felt their priorities were a little off.

      --RJ

    25. Re:Related link by pauljlucas · · Score: 1
      The US Constitution gives us freedom from "unreasonable searches" ...
      While true, it's irrelevant. People seem to forget that the constitution applies only to the government. You don't have freedom-of-speech in a Best Buy, either.

      I don't know exactly whence the issued at hand stems legally (it's impossible to prove a negative), but there's no law granting store employees police-like power to search or detain.

      As somebody else mentioned, membership-type places like Costco are different in that they are not open to the general public, but an exclusive club that requires membership (via signing an agreement). You can still refuse to let them search you, but then they can revoke your membership on the spot. Hence, for Costco, you can pull that at most once.

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    26. Re:Related link by Reziac · · Score: 1

      How is this not fraud on the part of Best Buy??

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    27. Re:Related link by Phurd+Phlegm · · Score: 1
      [....] when I finally bought something they had no problem stopping me at the door to check my receipt.
      I never let them check the receipt. A useful quote for this situation is "you can kiss my shiny metal ass."

      I'm suprised how many people stop sheep-like when then ask, though.

      Oh, and I agree--they stink.

    28. Re:Related link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *snorts* went to best buy to pick up a new keyboard (the idiots sent me to the musical keyboard section, not the computer type btw) and was carrying my ipod (engraved, outdated, scratched the heck up). They insisted on putting a sticker on it to make sure I didn't try to switch it out for one of theirs. (Too bad stickers don't stick to latex ipod covers...)
      Best buy generally ticks me off and yeah I'm probably on their list, I only buy stuff that comes with a rebate.

  4. The FCRA should be expanded. by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Any such database, whether internal or not, is a de facto consumer reporting system and should be subject to the same requirements of disclosure, the same rebuttal process, and the same government oversight as credit bureau reports.

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    1. Re:The FCRA should be expanded. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if you keep the database in your head?

    2. Re:The FCRA should be expanded. by weisen · · Score: 0, Troll

      Which is a nice thought, however what we saw in the last four years of Bushtopia is that anything that impedes a company's ability to make a buck will be opposed.

      Here's a sample Republican press release about a future, hypothetical Democratic attempt to expand the FCRA, as you suggest:

      ``Democrats want to take away your right to pay less at Best Buy. Support the President, God, and your country by opposing the Democrats' attempt to charge YOU more MONEY.''

    3. Re:The FCRA should be expanded. by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 1

      Then you get a pass and a commendation for having such a great memory or such a tiny business :).

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    4. Re:The FCRA should be expanded. by Free_Trial_Thinking · · Score: 1

      And what about Google? I've talked to a few employers who "google" prospective employees before hiring. Perhaps Google should be treated like a credit bureau?

    5. Re:The FCRA should be expanded. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In case you didn't notice, google is open to the public. You can search the database just as easily as the employer can.

      The problem with these databases is that you can be denied goods or services based from multiple stores on a shared database that you can't verify for accuracy or correct if it is inaccurate.

      This is why there are laws governing credit bureaus.

    6. Re:The FCRA should be expanded. by Threni · · Score: 1

      > Any such database, whether internal or not, is a de facto consumer reporting
      > system and should be subject to the same requirements of disclosure, the same
      > rebuttal process, and the same government oversight as credit bureau reports.

      And who's side would be taken if an agitator (demonstrator, unhappy customer) was barred from a retailer or private shopping centre/mall for "Upsetting customers"?

    7. Re:The FCRA should be expanded. by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure what you're asking. What should apply in the circumstance you describe is that the person so barred should have access to the file containing the information on which his or her banning was based.

      Someone simply asked to leave a premises and not returned is still subject to arrest and prosecution for tresspassing, secret reporting databases notwithstanding.

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    8. Re:The FCRA should be expanded. by Free_Trial_Thinking · · Score: 1

      Just because something is open to the public does not mean that it can be corrected. The FCRA not only gives consumers the right to access their credit reports but also to have errors investigated and corrected in a timely manner.

      I'm sure you would agree that having access to information about you without the ability to correct it is not a very useful propostition.

      As this idea applies to google. If someone posts obscene comments to a website using my full name, anyone "googling" me will have those comments come up and may use that information to deny me goods or services. This fact makes search engines ripe for FCRA related coverage. Of course the only legislation I would reccomend is to not allow the denial of goods and services based on non-verifiable information. (Yes, that idea needs a lot more detail and interpretation but I think it is a good starting point nonetheless. We obviously don't want to burden indexing services like search engine with lots of bureacratic overhead.)

  5. Better sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    As a good customer you should seek alternate sources of the same product.

    SF Gate Article

    Google News search

  6. I like the idea by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

    As long as there exists a manual override to deal with exceptions and the same system is being used to highlight and reward model customers. It should be a system to improve shopping and not just to reduce risk from bad customers.

    1. Re:I like the idea by krunk7 · · Score: 1
      Depends on your definition of a "modal customer".

      It would appear that these retailer's definition is "someone who doesn't return x number of products regardless of the circumstances surrounding that return."

      I have been in situations where I had to return a product to a company 3 times before getting a working item. Now given, I never shopped with them again, but it would have been infuriating to be told on the third attempt: "I'm sorry, but you have exceded your maximum alloted returns for this year."

    2. Re:I like the idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'model customers' are those customers that pay two or three times as much as any given product is worth every time they purchase an item.

      If you want to be that person, I already know one noun to describe you: "SUCKER".

    3. Re:I like the idea by bsartist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Depends on your definition of a "modal customer".

      A modal customer would be one who, when faced with a need to buy a particular item, pauses everything else until he buys it. By way of comparison, a non-modal customer is capable of multi tasking - background tasks aren't put on hold while he's shopping.

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    4. Re:I like the idea by xmason · · Score: 1

      Thanks. After reading that I laughed so hard my monitor is now drenched in Diet Dew.

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  7. Obvious: boycott them to death. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sinclair noticed, why not broaden the effort? Remember RFID reactions?

    Establishing a certification branding program for 'vendors that do not suck' might be effective.

    1. Re:Obvious: boycott them to death. by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Sinclair didn't notice the boycott. They noticed a drop in their stock value.

    2. Re:Obvious: boycott them to death. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't you notice the direct relationship between the two events?

      Go reread the analyst comments.

  8. So... what are stores going to do? by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "I'm sorry, sir, you can't return that sweater because you've already exceeded your maximum allowed returns for the year. If you'd like, we have sweater stretchers on sale in aisle 4 and dye in aisle 5; perhaps you can just make it into the size/color you want. THANK YOU for your continued business!"

    I mean... really... I can see if they're going to only use it for some sort of fraud detection, but even then, how do you DO anything with that information?

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    1. Re:So... what are stores going to do? by Jedi_Knyghte · · Score: 1

      Stop sending catalogs and sale invitations.

    2. Re:So... what are stores going to do? by wibs · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Agreed. It's like checking credit card IDs in retail - the credit card companies have the idea that if the card doesn't match the ID, the guy at the counter is supposed to confiscate the card. Sorry, but I can't think of anyone willing to get into a fistfight with a customer over their minimum wage retail cashiering job.

      That said, I don't think a consumer blacklist is really that bad of an idea, provided it wasn't abused (big caveat, I know). There are people who complain about everything. They're the ones who say their food is too cold so they can get a free meal, bend a bookcover and then point it out to get a discount on a book, say a customer service rep was too slow so they get a free consultation... whatever. These people exist, and I've had to deal with them. Quite frankly, they aren't worth the time and effort I've had to put into them, and I wish I had a way of saying nope, I'm sorry, but you have a long history of being a jackass and I'm not going to help you.

      That's just a fantasy of mine, though... I can't think of any good way to regulate or maintain a list like this. I'm sure that smarter people than I are trying to figure it out, but they haven't seemed to either (not yet, anyway).

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      If you get nervous, just remember that there are a few billion other people who don't really give a damn.
    3. Re:So... what are stores going to do? by pkhuong · · Score: 1

      Oh god..THOSE people. You think you have it hard working in the service? Wait until you work in a hotel. You get to constantly hear them whine about everything for however long they decide to stay. Word to the wise: people who try and bargain more than 1 minute aren't worth the trouble, even if 1/3 of your rooms are still empty.

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    4. Re:So... what are stores going to do? by Arzach · · Score: 1

      I think it would be difficult to prevent a company from using databases to track the desirability of customers, unless it was wrapped up in some kind of regulation pertaining to privacy rights. Now that I think about it, privacy should probably be as much a concern given how footloose and fancy free the gubmint seems to be these days with our civil rights.

      But getting back to the marketplace, I think that a consumers willingness to patronize a company based on the way they utilize customer db's will ultimately dictate how such information affects the relationship to the customer.

      That is to say, a company may track the fuck out of all their customers, but how liberally they treat their customers with respect to return policies, credit worthiness and overall service will dictate how well they're known for customer service which translates into sales (or lack thereof). Assuming of course that the company does not have a monopoly on a particular product/service.

    5. Re:So... what are stores going to do? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      It's like checking credit card IDs in retail - the credit card companies have the idea that if the card doesn't match the ID, the guy at the counter is supposed to confiscate the card.

      However, they are not supposed to require ID unless they have reasonable suspicion that the card is stolen. Having a policy to always check ID with a credit card transaction is a sure way to get fined and possibly lose your merchant account.

      The reason for this policy is that the credit card companies want their credit cards to be as easy to use as cash. Cash does not require ID except in extenuating circumstances, so they have decided that credit cards will not either.

      FWIW, those people who write "check ID" in the signature box and think they are increasing their security are really just asking to have their cards confiscated. The rules in the merchant agreement state that the card must be signed - blank cards can be signed right there, but anything other than a signature invalidates the card.

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    6. Re:So... what are stores going to do? by Brightest+Light · · Score: 1

      I have that written in the signature box of my credit card, and I'm surprised at the number of cashiers that don't bother even looking at the back of the card to see if a signature exists. Most of them simply swipe the card and go about the transaction. About a quarter of the cashiers I encounter look for a signature, notice the 'check id' and wind up asking me for a second, or even third form of ID (liquor store). I'm not one to lose my wallet, but I hope that if it were ever lost/stolen it'd give somebody trying to use my credit card a harder time doing so. I've never had anybody try and confiscate my credit card because of the 'check id', though. Then again I'm willing to bet that the most minimum wage drones aren't trained/didn't read the merchant agreement/couldn't give two shits anyway.

    7. Re:So... what are stores going to do? by FuegoFuerte · · Score: 1

      These people exist, and I've had to deal with them. Quite frankly, they aren't worth the time and effort I've had to put into them, and I wish I had a way of saying nope, I'm sorry, but you have a long history of being a jackass and I'm not going to help you.

      I've had to deal with this type of person at my work also. Nice thing is, I'm now a store manager and I *do* have the right to turn down rental customers or simply refuse to help someone if they have a history of being a jackass.

      One important thing to remember as a retail worker: You DO have the right to refuse service to people. If they threaten you or treat you rudely, ask them to leave. If they refuse, you have every right to call the cops and have them removed. If they threaten you at all, you can also have them charged with assault (I believe it's called "assault in the 4th degree" or "verbal assault" in most states).

    8. Re:So... what are stores going to do? by TO11MTM · · Score: 1

      NOPE! It actually varies from Merchant to Merchant. American express, for example, is the exact OPPOSITE. The merchant can, in theory be held liable if there is a fraudlent transaction and ID was not checked for. See: http://home5.americanexpress.com/merchant/resource s/fraudprevention/reductioncard.asp Having a POLICY to always check ID is safer than worrying about being accused of 'discrimination.'

    9. Re:So... what are stores going to do? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      The page you not-linked says nothing to support your premise - namely that a merchant must check ID. They must only do so if the card is not already signed - at least that is all the not-linked page says.

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    10. Re:So... what are stores going to do? by wibs · · Score: 1

      I've never had anybody try and confiscate my credit card because of the 'check id', though. Then again I'm willing to bet that the most minimum wage drones aren't trained/didn't read the merchant agreement/couldn't give two shits anyway.


      The amount of a shit given is probably proportional to the size of the transaction. If we're talking about $8.95, I'd put that at roughly .13 shits. On the other hand, if something like $250 is crossing the counter, that's worth almost 4 shits.

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      If you get nervous, just remember that there are a few billion other people who don't really give a damn.
    11. Re:So... what are stores going to do? by nolife · · Score: 1

      I have that written in the signature box of my credit card, and I'm surprised at the number of cashiers that don't bother even looking at the back of the card to see if a signature exists.

      I have the same, about 1 of 10 people ask. Does it really matter though as the only places that really look at your card anymore are restaurants, everywhere else you normally scan it yourself. Are they supposed to ask even when you scan? I've seen signs to provide the cashier with the card and/or ID if paying with credit card but I never show them and they never ask.

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    12. Re:So... what are stores going to do? by cherokee158 · · Score: 1

      I have a friend who was precisely the sort of person you describe. At least, he WAS my friend until I did some work for him myself. He complained about my work, too, and all efforts to appease him were futile, so I eventually told him to keep his money and don't let the door hit him on the way out.

      I think some people simply learn that squeeky wheels get more grease, and decide to make squeeking a lifestyle. Unfortunately, there is nothing more annoying than a squeeking wheel.

    13. Re:So... what are stores going to do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My first job was a cashier at a gas station. The equipment we used to run credit cards would tell us to confiscate stolen/missing cards all the time. I never had any problems when refusing to give (reportedly) stolen cards back. If a person is using a stolen card, and all you want to do is take the card (and not call the cops on the person) - the person using it will usually take giving up the card and walking out over getting in a fight over it and risk having the police called for both issues.

  9. AC Commentary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "A couple of people submitted this piece about retailers using databases to crack down on sub-optimal customers, such as those who return too many purchases to the store."

    I think it's called "customers who abuse you". But don't quote me on that. Besides we already covered this subject.

    "Also has a few tidbits about other database blacklists that are available to companies. Customers avoid intrusive practices; although this story was written by the Washington Post and I have the URL to the original story available, I declined to link to washingtonpost.com because of their intrusive registration."

    WHAT!? *looks at the header* Yup this is Slashdot.

    Why doesn't everyone wait for the AC edition to get posted? Like we always do.

  10. registration? by laurent420 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    who needs to register when you use firefox + bugmenot

    1. Re:registration? by Sporkinum · · Score: 2, Informative
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    2. Re:registration? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, bugmenot: 1) sucks; 2) usually provides bad logins; 3) doesn't work on my Linux machine; 4) doesn't work on Firefox PR1... what's up with that?

  11. Reminds me of Seinfeld by Zorilla · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cashier: I'm sorry, Mr. Constanza, you can't return this book.
    George: Why not?
    Cashier: It's been flagged. It's been in the bathroom.

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    It would be cool if it didn't suck.
    1. Re:Reminds me of Seinfeld by Chris+Siegler · · Score: 4, Funny

      I actually thought you were going to say

      Jerry: "Excuse me I'd like to return this jacket."

      Teller: "Certainly. May I ask why?"

      Jerry: "........For spite..."

      Teller: "Spite?"

      Jerry: "That's right. I don't care for the salesman that sold it to me."

      Teller: "I don't think you can return an item for spite."

      Jerry: "What do you mean?"

      Teller: "Well if there was some problem with the garment. If it were unsatisfactory in some way,then we could do it for you, but I'm afraid spite doesn't fit into any of our conditions for a refund"

      Jerry: "That's ridiculous, I want to return it. What's the difference what the reason is."

      Teller: "Let me speak with the manager...excuse me .............Bob!"

      (walks over to the manager and whispers)

      Teller "........spite....."(Manager walks over)

      Bob: "What seems to be the problem?"

      Jerry : "Well I want to return this jacket and she asked me why and I said for spite and now she won't take it back."

      Bob: "That's true. You can't return an item based purely on spite."

      Jerry:. "Well So fine then ..then I don't want it and then that's why I'm returning it"

      Bob: "Well you already said spite so......"

      Jerry: "But I changed my mind.."

      Bob: "No...you said spite...Too late."

    2. Re:Reminds me of Seinfeld by timeOday · · Score: 1

      KRAMER: You know what I'm gonna do? (heading for the door) I'm gonna return this.

      JERRY: You're returning used fruit?

      KRAMER: Jerry this peach is sub par.

      (Kramer exits)

      [location: Joe's]

      JOE: So what do you want me to do?

      KRAMER: I want restitution.

      JOE: Restitution? You want restitution? Why should I give you restitution?

      KRAMER: Because it's no good.

      JOE: When you put that fruit out, that's where it ends for me.

      KRAMER: It's still your fruit, you gotta stand behind your fruit.

      JOE: I stand behind my fruit.

      KRAMER: So...

      JOE: Hey, you got a bad peach? That's an act of God. He makes the peaches. I don't make the peaches, I sell the peaches. You have a problem? You talk to him.

      KRAMER: You know this whole place is going vrrrrrrrrrrrrt, downhill. I could have come in here last week with a bad plum but I let it go.

      JOE: Well let me put a solution for ya: do your business elsewhere, I don't want your business.

      KRAMER: Oh now you don't want my business.

      JOE: No, I don't want your business and from this moment you're banned from the store, you're banned!

      KRAMER: But what am I gonna do for fruit?

  12. Worked retail before and this isn't new by jsimon12 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This really isn't new, it has been done at the store level forever. When I worked retail many years ago we would finger people who returned stuff excessively and deny them any further returns. So the only really new thing is the fact that it is automated, though I am sure the managers of a store have some level of override for this (THEY ALWAYS DO).

    And remember if you don't like it, DON'T shop there. Voting with your dollar is the best way to tell a retailer you don't like something. So don't shop there and pen a letter to their corporate office telling them so. Don't yell at the local people, they have no control, don't email it is meaningless. Simply don't shop there and WRITE a snailmail letter to their corporate office.

    1. Re:Worked retail before and this isn't new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides if people are constantly returning stuff it drives the cost up for everyone.

    2. Re:Worked retail before and this isn't new by SbooX · · Score: 0

      I work in retail and the store I work for also denys returns at the store level. But this is only done when we are positive that the item was stolen. Denying returns to someone who is just the annoying "I'll try it on at home" type is just incredibly bad customer service.

    3. Re:Worked retail before and this isn't new by augustz · · Score: 1

      The danger with non-policy overrides is that they open up a store to bias claims, which can be far more costly then the actual benefit obtained.

      i.e. The manager is more likely to over-ride for nicely dressed white women then for a minority.

      Combined with the facts that bias does exist in the world, and I think you'd see at the larger chain corporate type places that human override of this type of system is harder then expected.

    4. Re:Worked retail before and this isn't new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      if you don't like it, DON'T shop there

      The funny part being that's exactly what the store want you to do.

    5. Re:Worked retail before and this isn't new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, but when its done at the store level, you're more likely to get something like:

      "I'm sorry that nothing at our store meets your high expectations. Why don't you shop somewhere else from now on"

      *after* making your return.

    6. Re:Worked retail before and this isn't new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      we would finger people who returned stuff excessively

      Did you work in a sex shop?

    7. Re:Worked retail before and this isn't new by peachpuff · · Score: 1
      "And remember if you don't like it, DON'T shop there."

      If that's their attitude, they ought to refuse to sell you things instead of refusing to let you return them. Or better yet, tell people before they buy something whether they will be able to return it.

      Customers have a right to know what they're getting into. It makes more sense and is more fair to tell people up front, even if you can make more money by locking them in after the sale.

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    8. Re:Worked retail before and this isn't new by djmurdoch · · Score: 1

      If that's their attitude, they ought to refuse to sell you things instead of refusing to let you return them. Or better yet, tell people before they buy something whether they will be able to return it.

      Customers should ask. If the clerk tells you that you can return it, then you can. If they have to do an ID check on you before they answer, that's a pretty big waste of time and a signal that you should cancel the transaction.

    9. Re:Worked retail before and this isn't new by gorbachev · · Score: 1

      If I, as a customer of your retail store, go in and buy something that I have to return for whatever reason (maybe the item was faulty in some way that was not apparent at the time of purchase, for example), the "do not shop there" excuse does not quite cut it when I'm unable to return damaged goods to the store, because I've been flagged as an unwanted customer.

      I think a better idea would be to just before purchase ask the store clerk whether the item can be returned and get that information in writing.

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    10. Re:Worked retail before and this isn't new by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

      When I worked retail many years ago we would finger people who returned stuff excessively and deny them any further returns.

      The key point here: any *further* returns.

      If a store wants to deny me the right to return an item, it needs to let me know *in advance*. This is just like clearance items. They can't sell it to you and then tell you later that you can't return it - they tell you up front as they must.

    11. Re:Worked retail before and this isn't new by jimicus · · Score: 1

      the "do not shop there" excuse does not quite cut it when I'm unable to return damaged goods to the store, because I've been flagged as an unwanted customer.

      I'm in England and over here the law is very clear - if the item was faulty at point of sale, the retailer has to take it back (Unless, of course, it was sold as being faulty....). They must offer a replacement or a refund, and the customer has the right to refuse the replacement and demand a refund.

      What's the law regarding such things in the US?

    12. Re:Worked retail before and this isn't new by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      buy with cash and never show them any form of ID.

    13. Re:Worked retail before and this isn't new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you have problems with the person returning things but no problem with them still buying stuff? Either the store policy needs changed with exactly what your guidelines are for repeat returners or at least explain to the person what the store policy is for him/her to return a product. That way this person can make an informed decision on wether to buy from you again or not. Applying different return rules based on some random past statistics is not going to work without potential backlash.

    14. Re:Worked retail before and this isn't new by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but they really don't want you telling the entire world WHY you no longer shop there....

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    15. Re:Worked retail before and this isn't new by peachpuff · · Score: 1
      "Customers should ask. If the clerk tells you that you can return it, then you can. If they have to do an ID check on you before they answer, that's a pretty big waste of time and a signal that you should cancel the transaction."

      That's true, customers should ask. But stores should also warn people before the purchase instead of waiting for the return and then rejecting it. (Yes, that means that if a customer buys something without knowing, both sides have failed to do something they ought.)

      When you make a policy and then make an exception that brings you more money, you really ought to tell people about the exception up front.

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    16. Re:Worked retail before and this isn't new by L-Train8 · · Score: 1

      While I'm sure that the store thinks they don't want you as a customer, they may be wrong.

      My wife has shopping patterns that baffle me. She will go to the store and buy a bunch of stuff that she is not sure that she really wants. She knows that she will later decide that she doesn't really want a percentage of what she has purchased. After a couple weeks, if she hasn't taken the clothes out of the bag, she figures she doesn't like it enough to keep it. She will return the stuff to the store. While she is there making the return, she will usually pick up some more stuff, a percentage of which she will also return in a few weeks.

      Now this has does result in lots of returns, and might flag her as an "excessive returner." But her shopping habits keep her going back to the store every couple weeks. It keeps her shopping. Yes, she returns a lot. But she ends up buying more stuff than she would if the store didn't have such a generous return policy. And it is the stores' return policies that actually spur greater sales.

      If my wife had trouble returning so much merchandise, she would end up buying less overall and frequenting the store less. I don't think that this database system takes into account these kinds of shopping patterns, and the benefits of a liberal exchange policy. However, maybe the data will eventually show how this policy alienates customers and reduces the amount of the average purchase, and stores will see the error of their ways.

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  13. Easy solution-Atlas shrugged. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "How about shop-lifting?"

    My what big muscles you have. Lifting that heavy store all by yourself.

    1. Re:Easy solution-Atlas shrugged. by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      Or you could just sit back and play Choplifter instead.

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    2. Re:Easy solution-Atlas shrugged. by tepples · · Score: 2, Funny

      My what big muscles you have. Lifting that heavy store all by yourself.

      If I help move lemonade stand equipment, doesn't that count as shop-lifting?

    3. Re:Easy solution-Atlas shrugged. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I don't think so. Maybe though.

  14. But it will probably be abused... by cbreaker · · Score: 1

    I mean, since when has any sort of people tracking system turned out to be good for the people being tracked?

    Middle managers and company pressure generally means that any such thing will be used for bad, not good. And it will probably mean that you'll not only have this ridiculous thing called "credit" but also "credibility" with stores when it comes to purchasing and it will be completely up to them to decide if you are a good person or not.

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  15. Dont favor the customer, they wont favor you by MakoStorm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There will always be people who abuse policies. But, if you make it hard to do business with someone, they will stop doing business with you.

    In this story, if the woman spent 2,000 bucks a year on cloths, say she returned 500 bucks worth in the same year, then the store is making 1500 from her. Now, since she has a bad feeling, and doesn't like to shop there anymore, she might only spend, 200-400 a year there, or maybe no money at all. So now instead of making 1500 a year on her they make much less. The returns she brought back could be resold anyway, so the business is not taking a loss.

    There are two things; first they want people to buy on impulse, (such as clothing) and they must realize impulse will fade away sometimes. Returns are to be expected.

    Another point is that returns are apart of business. They just are, and they must be ready for them. If someone conducts a lot of business with them, they will probably have more returns then a casual customer who only buys once in a while.

    -anyhow, bad Juju,

    1. Re:Dont favor the customer, they wont favor you by commo1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      They're not making $1500. Now, in the clothing, margins are quite high, I agree, but let's say they're making $1200 gross. If the merchandise is returned, they restock and sell. After their overhead kicks in (returning stock is VERY expensive, except in some circumstances, as in same-day returns) they're lucky to hit $600-$700 IF they sell all the merchanise. It also messes up the numbers for the day, week, month, quarter, etc... And it's usually the local store that gets the blame for this, not head office checking in. After running a PC parts store for a few years, I got totally fed up with people thinking I was making a killing off stock. I buy an HD for $80, sell it for $105-$110. Some guy returns the thing a week later. By the time the week rolls by, it has depreciated by $10.00. Also, the next customer coming in to buy the think complains it's used. Out the door for $75.00. If it breaks within the warranty period, I've just lost about $50.00 or more, because the customer with the dead HD gets a replacement on the spot or next day. Even though the HD has depreciated in a year to costing $60, I've got to come up with the funds out of cash flow. Part of this problem is the internet and eBay deluding people into thinking that they can buy equipment and supplies at prices lower then we can buy them at wholesale. I had one guy tell another customer that the copy of MS Office 200 Pro I was selling for $325 was a rip-off, that I was making $250 on it, becuase he can get it online for $50.00. I was making $30.00 on the software, and that was because it was already in stock and I was paying no shipping to get it here. The end result is that we have to pick and choose our customers carefully. There were some customers who got blacklisted locally: I would call 2-3 other stores around and tell them the latest story about him before he got to them after trying to wrangle a deal out of me, and they would do the same for me. He caught on and got very angry. One time this particular guy swore he was going to get the police involved. I dialed the number for him and handed him the phone.

    2. Re:Dont favor the customer, they wont favor you by jpatters · · Score: 1

      Wow, you were getting good margins on those hard drives. When I was working in a PC parts store we were lucky to make 10 points. Not suprisingly, they are out of business now.

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    3. Re:Dont favor the customer, they wont favor you by jedaustin · · Score: 1

      These stores are retarded.. how long will it take that woman to tell 10 of her friends.. and so on. Pretty soon, none of them like to shop there.

      This article alone is likely enough to persuade women all over the place to NOT shop there. Often clothing looks great in the store, but when you get it home you realize that it has issues. They'd be far more effective to reward customers that don't return things with coupons/etc than to punish people that do.

    4. Re:Dont favor the customer, they wont favor you by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

      Any store is going to make a profit on stuff sold, and make a loss on stuff returned (restocking costs, opportunity loss costs, etc). There comes a point when a particular customer is going to be losing the company money rather then making them a profit, and one would assume that is the point at which they have set the bar for denying returns - if your keep/return ratio makes you a loss maker.

      The only mistake they may be making would be if they figured that they could refuse a customers returns and still keep them as a customer... a few may stay, but I assume the bulk would go elsewhere where they can continue with their "buy 3, return 2" habits.

    5. Re:Dont favor the customer, they wont favor you by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1
      There will always be people who abuse policies. But, if you make it hard to do business with someone, they will stop doing business with you

      Some businesses understand this, and try hard to keep customers happy. I recall a newspaper story on Nordstrom's customer service. They accepted a return on a set of snow tires, without a reciept. Pretty nice of them, right?

      Well, it is even nicer than you might think: Nordstom's does not sell snow tires. Most businesses would have pointed out that those receiptless tires could not possibly have come from them, and sent the customer on his way.

    6. Re:Dont favor the customer, they wont favor you by commo1 · · Score: 1

      Gotta agree with you on both points!

    7. Re:Dont favor the customer, they wont favor you by commo1 · · Score: 1

      We concentrated on service, both in the true sense of the word, ie: repair and installation and in "customer service", ie: returns, troubleshooting, minor installation support, etc...

      If the customer didn't like the price, they were welcome to shop elsewhere and deal with returns and installation support in any way they pleased. We made virtually no money on hardware: on sales of $3M, we barely paid for one employee handling that part.

    8. Re:Dont favor the customer, they wont favor you by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      That's the thing... there's always going to be some fuckers who are going to abuse the returns system.

      I saw it first hand in a record shop - people coming in with scratched vinyl that had obviously been done with a knife after they'd taped it.

      However, taking returns unquestionably is good policy. There's a major store I know that won't take returns without there being a fault, basically, they stick to UK law. And you know what? I don't shop there because of it. If I happen to buy a computer part, and it's the wrong one, I want to be able to return it, almost without a quibble and get it either exchanged or refunded. The weird thing is, I've never actually had to do it, but knowing I can is what's important.

    9. Re:Dont favor the customer, they wont favor you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked for the 2nd largest employeer in the world for sometime (i'm not going to name them as I don't feel it's necessary to name drop). Customers would come in our stores and look around the store for reciepts on the floor, go find the item and then take it to customer sevice and claim they didn't want the item and get cash back. This also became a problem amongst a few employees who had some "bad habits" and needed money all the time. But, this was a pretty common practice among the con's that came into our store. To prevent such things from happening and to keep the store from loosing money. The store would keep track of how many items a person had returned in a certain amount of time. If this person came in again, they would tell that person that they were not allowed to return any more items for 1 month. Granted, it's bad that they have to do such things, but in the overall scheme of business practice, it's the best solution for an ever growing issue.

  16. The Olden Days... by Icarus1919 · · Score: 1

    Whenever I read a story like this, I can't help but long for the days when you didn't have to worry about companies gathering data on the side and blacklisting you. Sure, you still had to worry about the government (McCarthyism anyone?) but at least back then you could go to a store and be picky if you wanted, return things often, and not worry that one day they'd be dicks to you and tell you that if you keep returning things, you wouldn't be welcome back.

    I get the feeling that 50 odd years ago, no one would have expected we'd long for the days of McCarthyism.

    1. Re:The Olden Days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, you still had to worry about the government (McCarthyism anyone?) but at least back then you could go to a store and be picky if you wanted

      Your post if proof that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. How is keeping track of who returns a lot of items to a store McCarthyism?

    2. Re:The Olden Days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder what McCarthy would think of the GOP's apparent goal to become America's ONLY political party.

    3. Re:The Olden Days... by Icarus1919 · · Score: 1

      What I simply meant is that one had to worry about McCarthyism back then, but now one also has to worry about corporations as well as the government keeping track of you and your habits.

      Your post is proof that poor reading comprehension is a dangerous thing.

  17. player piano by Siniset · · Score: 3, Informative

    those of you who like science fiction, kurt vonnegut or are worried about these types of situations should read PLAYER PIANO by kurt vonnegut. It was written in 1952 (!) i think, and is about computers making decisions about which jobs are important, and which jobs are unnecessary. Yeah, it's a worst case scenario, but computers and databases are just going to become more and more prevelant in our lives.

    1. Re:player piano by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But why read a book when you can watch the first episode of Futurama one more time?

    2. Re:player piano by back_pages · · Score: 1
      I haven't read the book, but it sounds to me like it plays upon an important concept that I really haven't heard anyone address in contemporary terms.

      There's a huge difference between what I'll call a "tool" use of computers and an "adversarial" use of computers. In MANY applications, computers are only used to help the people involved - there isn't any plausible reason to suspect that the computer is cheating. ATMs (both banks and customers want the results accurate), medical devices, flight control computers, scientific simulation, email, etc. are all situations where the sum of the computer's influence is to help the people involved. (In the case of weapons systems, well, we don't want to help the targets anyway.) Recently we've been seeing situations where the computers are adversaries to people - electronic voting, photography-enforced red lights, and here customer databases to act against customers. These applications are fundamentally different from "tool" uses of computers.

      It goes back to the boring old discussions about email - if it's a technology problem, solve it with technology, not legislation. Alright, well, if my "adversarial" computer borks something up, what type of problem is that? Technological? Legislative? Social? Civil rights? Who is going to solve the problem? Who has seriously considered the problem? What if (just what if, I'm not a conspiracy nut) an election is stolen through electronic voting fraud and we find out 6 months after the fact? Uh, what the hell do you do then? Another election with the electronic voting equipment? Do you even speak up about it?

      The funny joke is about our computer overlords, and it's funny because it's so absurd to think that our mundane desktop pr0n machines could rule our lives. Well, IF there is a gradual progression toward that scenario, wouldn't it start with computers taking the responsibility of playing an adversarial role with humans? Maybe you'll be fired one day because a computer determined that you weren't performing up to snuff. I wonder how many health care services are denied to people because a computer determined that the procedure wasn't worth the risk. They're already giving you traffic tickets and protecting your democracy, so exactly where is this line that's "so far-fetched that it's absurd?"

    3. Re:player piano by whoppers · · Score: 1

      Like anything in life, certain people will just learn what standards computers and databases see are desirable in employees and will cater to only those criteria.

      I graduated with many 4.0 students who got many fewer job offers, why? They weren't outgoing, were the wrong sex, etc... That was then, now a databse will look at GPA, years experience, etc.. But much of this data will be subjective and up to the person originating the data.

    4. Re:player piano by ltbarcly · · Score: 0

      FALSE

      Player Piano is about human's being replaced in their jobs by machines. For example, one person was asked to do his manufacturing job repeatedly while they recorded his movements onto a tape. Then he got the boot and they just played the tape into a sortof-robot that mimicked his movements. There were no computers at all in the story, really, just mechanical devices which mimicked movements stored on tape. There was no processing of the information on tape. In fact, the machines worked exactly like a player piano, thus the title, you idiot.

      I don't know if you didn't actually read the book or if you are just illiterate or retarded, or maybe you're a liar. Regardless, stop making things up.

    5. Re:player piano by TheAntiCrust · · Score: 1

      Um, ok, I hate traffic tickets just as much as the next guy... in fact, I complain about them daily, but the computer taking your picture at a red light is supposed to be protecting people. Its supposed to deter that asshole who runs the red light and kills your loved one becuase he was a little late for work.

      And a little offtopic... I got my picture taken by one of those cameras and its been like two or three months and I never got a ticket in the mail or whatever... Im hoping it was too close to tell whether I ran the light or not. Does anyone know if a human being somewhere in between the picture being taken and the ticket being mailed looks at the picture to determine if the law was being broken?

    6. Re:player piano by back_pages · · Score: 1
      All I really know about those cameras is that they're supposed to take at least 2 pictures, but most take 3. They must take 1 picture of your car before the intersection with a red light and they must take 1 picture of your car in the intersection with a red light. Many also take a third picture of your plate. In your case, it's possible that you tripped the sensor that takes the photographs, but your front wheels were in the intersection in the first photograph - technically not running the red light.

      While I understand that these are supposed to be a public safety device, they only prove that my car ran a red light, not that I committed a crime. Also, if you're going to cut it close at a red light, it is to your advantage to driver faster in order to defeat the first photograph. Third, I prefer my law enforcement is done by a human. If they want to stick a traffic warden at the intersection and hand out tickets, I'm fine with that - I don't think law and order ought to be upheld by a machine, even if we're merely talking about traffic tickets.

    7. Re:player piano by Grym · · Score: 1

      You know, I think the greater problem is the public perception of the infallibility of computers.

      Example: I went to a movie rental store (Moviegallery) and gave the clerk the movie I wanted. I didn't have my card, so I just handed her my license as ID. Soon I'm informed that I have two late-fees totaling $15.00. I asked her what movies, and she tells me, indeed two movies I remember renting, followed by the statement "Computers don't lie, sir." A bit confused, I simply paid the fee and left. At home, I was looking at my receipt thinking about what she said and soon realized that the name wasn't mine on the account holder. The account holder had a different middle initial...

      This incident led to an insight about how most people perceive computers. To most people computers are infallible, magical devices. Unlike us, most people don't understand and don't care to understand HOW they work. The fact that their computer can instantaneously solve 233^10, allow them to talk across the world, do their taxes for them, and so on only serves to deify computers.

      So, what happens when people are placed in what you term "adversarial" situations against what they perceive to be an omniscient opponent? They concede, and if they don't, the perception by others is that they're lying, because, after all, computers don't lie.

      This leads to another interesting possibility. Perhaps the push to computers in government and commerce has less to do with increased efficiency, and more to do with control. Examples:
      "Sorry, sir, it's not MY fault you aren't approved for that loan, it's the computer."
      "The computer says your merchandise return patterns are unusual. Therefore, you must be trying to rip us off. We won't refund your money."
      "Our records show that you haven't fully paid your bill. Don't believe me? It's right there on the computer!"
      "[computerized voice] We are receiving a high volume of calls right now. Please remain on hold and we will assist your call as soon as possible."

      What do people do in these situations? They submit. I just can't help but wonder how profitable that fact may be.

      -Grym

    8. Re:player piano by CrackedButter · · Score: 1


      Hate to get nitpicky but computers don't lie, you might think I am one of those people you mentioned, but i'm not. I say this coming from a different angle.
      Computers don't lie or make mistakes, its the people behind them, we are the masters and the computers follow us exactly based on logic which we granted them in the first place. Knowing this, if a computer does appear to perform a mistake, its because of a human element. Thus the apparent control you perceive is the opposite way round, but in general (as you pointed out) people don't know that.

    9. Re:player piano by back_pages · · Score: 1
      Knowing this, if a computer does appear to perform a mistake, its because of a human element. Thus the apparent control you perceive is the opposite way round, but in general (as you pointed out) people don't know that.

      I'm a CS grad who specialized in computability and I work in simulation technology. I know as well as anyone that you're right; computers perform exactly as they are instructed.

      However, they are not always instructed appropriately. When a computer is a "tool", then we spot those problems, fix them, have a laugh, and move on. When a computer is a human's adversary, then a human suffers as the result of the mistake (produced|generated|reproduced) by a computer. In my opinion, the gravity of this distinction is not fully appreciated. It's the difference between using TNT to build a tunnel and using TNT to blow up people, although metaphorical.

      A computer that dispenses traffic tickets is NOT a tool, it is an adversary. Will that computer take responsibility for erroneously mailing me a ticket? Will the computer take responsibility if it fails to issue a ticket in an event that ends with a collision? It's irrelevant whether the source of the problem lies with the computer or the programmer; the computer is an enemy and nobody takes responsibility for it.

      I'm all for buying movie tickets at an automated kiosk, I am not in favor of computers putting things on my criminal record.

    10. Re:player piano by Grym · · Score: 1

      I realize that computers don't lie. That's not really my point. The idea is that, because "the computer doesn't lie," the only logical conclusion for most people is that if a dispute arises, YOU must be the one lying. Even if you know you aren't lying, however, you're likely to accept that perhaps you are mistaken.

      -Grym

    11. Re:player piano by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      Interesting, I never thought of it like that, thankyou.

    12. Re:player piano by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Older versions of ideas will necessarily not include the developed ramifications that experience shows necessary. Yes, the devices mentioned were essentially NAM machines. But NAM machines couldn't have acted the way those machines operated. However, Kurt Vonnegut couldn't foresee either the problems with implementing flexible NAM machines, or the development of cheap computers that can eventually get around those limitations.

      Look beyond the surface layer. What he was describing was a potential social problem. What is starting to appear is the social problem that he predicted. (Admittedly in a significantly different form. Which is NOT surprising.)

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    13. Re:player piano by Siniset · · Score: 1
      ummm... please reread the book. And don't call me an idiot. I just read the book a couple of months ago, and yes, the machines did replace many of the workers. However, there was a large computer (known as EPICAC) that made decisions based on a person's skills and tempermant and decided what job they should do. They then decided which jobs were no longer necessary. It is only a part of the story, but an important part.

      While you are right, Player Piano is about human beings replaced by machines, it's also about how people are put into certain castes based on a series of variables that computer computes.

    14. Re:player piano by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      Computers do not always perform exactly as instructed - there are hardware errors and the like. However you are right that computers do not lie - how can a non sentient entity lie? One of the big issues you hit on above is the anthropomorphizing many people do of computers. For some reason, they think the computer is making some determination based on it's knowledge like a human would. It doesn't. A computer just uses decision trees designed by Humans to classify situations. Interestingly enough, is a computer any worse at applying a policy than a human would be? All our discussion here is regarding making exceptions to policy. Maybe it's better this way - as many have said, the quickest way to get a bad law or policy repealed is to enforce it strictly and uniformly. Computers are very good at doing just that.

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    15. Re:player piano by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      This is something that worries me quite a bit as a college student, both personally and in terms of our entire society.

      We are basically enforcing buzz word complience in hiring practices by using those database tools to screen candidates.

      Most people who don't focus more on the buzz word criteria than understanding how to do what they want to do will not meet all or even many of the "flags" the database searches look for.

      This also stregnthens the idea that the piece of paper or certificate or whatever is more important than the knowledge. So now you have less people caring about learning or understanding, they know they just need to get the letters or whatever to get jobs. It also discourages the people who are interested in understanding new things because they know that instead of spending time learning or practicing things, they have to study for that next A+ exam or whatever.

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  18. Good! by RylandDotNet · · Score: 5, Informative

    I think a lot of retail sales workers will cheer for this. I used to work in retail (admittedly a long time ago) at Radio Shack, and I can't count the number of times people borrowed TVs and speakers. Superbowl time was the worst, people would buy a TV to watch the game and then return it a couple of days later. They didn't even have the decency to lie about it, either, they admitted that they only wanted it long enough to watch the game, but Radio Shack policy was to take it back, no questions asked.

    1. Re:Good! by Speed+Racer · · Score: 1

      Radio Shack policy was to take it back, no questions asked.

      I remember when Radio Shack had a very restrictive return policy and practically ran a credit report on you just to buy a 9v battery back in the '80s. I'm wondering whether you're referring to the era before or after this.

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    2. Re:Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember when Radio Shack sold a wide assortment of electronic parts and interesting consumer electronics. Now they just sell cell phones and satellite dishes at rip-off prices.

    3. Re:Good! by RylandDotNet · · Score: 1

      My stint was about 10 years ago (early 90s). At the time I was working there, the policy was very liberal: 30 days with a receipt, no questions asked as long as the item was in good shape. Managers had discretion to make exceptions. The thing was, returns counted against your sales totals. If you took a return, it basically erased a sale, which means it erased a commission (sales associates got minimum wage + a very low commission).

      We still had to try very hard to get someone's name and address on every purchase, but it was starting to become painfully obvious that not only did customers hate this, but sales associates hated having to do it, and largely weren't doing it (I hardly ever did).

    4. Re:Good! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I remember when it was called "Allied Radio Shack", and was the retail division of Allied Electronics and was primarily a parts store. But, like you said they've changed their focus and are really just mini-Best-Buys. My father and I used to go to our local Radio Shack back in the late sixties, and it was really an impressive place. Parts galore, electronic kits of all kinds, big tube tester in the corner, it was cool. Nowadays ... well. I guess it's just a reflection of a general lack of interest in electronics. Oh sure, we buy plenty of technotoys but nobody wants to build them anymore.

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    5. Re:Good! by Speed+Racer · · Score: 1

      My father and I used to go to our local Radio Shack back in the late sixties, and it was really an impressive place. Parts galore, electronic kits of all kinds, big tube tester in the corner

      I'm not sure that tube testers were all that exclusive. I remember drug stores with tube testers up through the mid-eighties.

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    6. Re:Good! by mrsev · · Score: 4, Informative

      Coming form europe I find this all a little puzzling. I mean IF a store says you can return items no questions asked then fine and they must accept. If they say they garantee satisfaction and givce money back then fine. If they dont then they dont. It is not usual for stores in europe to offer this. In most places over here if I buy a 82cm TV and then try and return it 2 weeks later they will ask me if it is defective. If it is not then they will tell me that it is not their problem any more.

      Basicaly the stores cant have it both ways. If your policy is "no questions asked" then "no questions asked" it must be.

      On the other side of the coin the EU has rules that there must be a 2 year warranty. This saved me many times , for example, when my wife had a Palm Tungsten E bust after 3 months. Any US customers were shafted with a 90 day warranty. For me it was replaced and the warranty is still good for another 18 months.

    7. Re:Good! by Goo.cc · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. I work part time at Barnes & Nobles for extra cash, and I know what you mean about people abusing the return policy (as if all the fucking dirtbag freeloaders hanging out and treating the store like it was their personal lounge wasn't bad enough).

    8. Re:Good! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the UK you can return undamaged goods no questions asked for a short period (either 14, 28, or 30 days, I forget which) after you purchased them (sale of goods act). You can also return goods up to a year after you purchase them if they are `not suitable for the purpose for which sold' (trade descriptions act). These are statutory rights, and are not affected by any store policies - any store that does not allow returns within these periods is liable for prosecution.

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    9. Re:Good! by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Informative
      Ive never come across this 'EU rule' that says there must be a 2 year warranty. Infact, Id be very surprised, since most things Ive purchased in the EU has only come with a 1 year manufacturers warrenty.

      That said, in the UK you are extremely well protected. Forget warranties, quote the Sale Of Goods Act 1979. Just a few protections given under that act:
      • Goods are of satisfactory quality if they reach the standard that a reasonable person would regard as satisfactory, taking into account the price and any description.
      • It is the seller, not the manufacturer, who is responsible if goods do not conform to contract. This covers the "go speak to the manufacturer" copout that many retailers give you
      • For up to six years after purchase (five years from discovery in Scotland) purchasers can demand damages (which a court would equate to the cost of a repair or replacement). Protection for 6 years under this act. Better than a warranty IMHO.
      linky This act covers inherent faults, EG your new DVD player not lasting a reasonable period of time (5 years?), or your PC developing a hardware fault 18 months down the line. It does not cover changing your mind or wearing out of goods.
    10. Re:Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Oh sure, we buy plenty of technotoys but nobody wants to build them anymore.

      That's because you can't get a job building that stuff in the States anymore, and hobbyists can't do much without a handful of expensive ICs! ;)

    11. Re:Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (as if all the fucking dirtbag freeloaders hanging out and treating the store like it was their personal lounge wasn't bad enough).

      No kidding. I must admit I like the big chain bookstores. It seems like lately though, everytime I find the book I am looking for there are only one or two copies left and they both look like they came out of the trunk of a couple serial killers on a spree through the southwest. Pages torn, stained, cover bent, the occasional coffee or god knows what stain. Of course there is no discount on these mishandled tomes. So I have to order the dang thing from Amazon and wait a week.

    12. Re:Good! by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1
      I agree with you. I work part time at Barnes & Nobles for extra cash, and I know what you mean about people abusing the return policy (as if all the fucking dirtbag freeloaders hanging out and treating the store like it was their personal lounge wasn't bad enough)

      Uhm...B&N encourages people to hang out and treat the store as a lounge. They seem to think if they can make the stores hang-out places, people will buy more books.

    13. Re:Good! by xgamer04 · · Score: 1

      The local Radio Shack that I shop at still does this. I bought some audio connection converters and they wanted my address, phone #, etc. I was paying in cash :P

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    14. Re:Good! by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      > but it was starting to become painfully obvious
      > that not only did customers hate this,

      Sales Dweeb: Name?
      Me: Are you going to send me a catalogue in the mail?
      Sales Dweeb: No, we don't do that anymore.
      Me:
      Sales Dweeb: Wow, that's my name, too!
      Me: You don't say..

      I never minded giving my name when they sent me catalogues, or the battery club was a good deal. Since RS offers neither any more.. Well, it's pretty damned rare that I shop there.

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    15. Re:Good! by RdsArts · · Score: 1

      s/books/lattes/g

      AFAIK, they make most of their coin off the small coffee station, shockingly. Or at least they used to. Which probably makes for a better business plan than being "library with cash register." ;)

    16. Re:Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't matter what the manufacturers tell you. I've bought plenty of stuff here which only tells you 1 year warranty.

      But that's overridden by law, at least in Denmark. So I wouldn't be surprised if it came from an EU directive since it was only changed a few years back. There are some subtle differences where it's not really a warranty after the first year. Then the customer has to "prove" that the good was defect and not damaged by them. Before that it's the other way round.

      I believe the manufacturer is still somewhat right though. Because it is only the seller that is responsible under the law - so buyer just brings it back and the store is screwed if they only got 1 year warranty from the manufacturer.

    17. Re:Good! by Rick.C · · Score: 2, Funny
      Ive never come across this 'EU rule' that says there must be a 2 year warranty. Infact, Id be very surprised, since most things Ive purchased in the EU has only come with a 1 year manufacturers warrenty.

      It's that darn metric conversion thingy.

      That's 2 metric years = 1 year avoirdupois.
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    18. Re:Good! by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      Do the math. Radio Shack pricing seems to be a little high, but it all makes sense.

      Nonetheless it's still good business. Some people end up keeping the TV or find it too inconvenient to return.

      If Radio Shack was smart they would buy in bulk around the high-demand season so they can have a sale. Then people would be discouraged to return because they wouldn't be able to get such a good price later.

      Radio Shack is still in business but not really that thriving. It must be the noncompetive pricing not to mention the eclectic stock and small stores. Yuk.

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    19. Re:Good! by mochan_s · · Score: 1

      Well, it could be worse. They could pour water over it, let it dry and return as defective.

    20. Re:Good! by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      Law or no law, when I spend a few hundred bucks or if I buy something that I eat, I look at reputation. If a store has sold me good stuff for a while, I might try an unknown brand, as long as there is coverage.

      Quality and features vary a lot. There doesn't seem to be any benchmark :( I'm a bit sick of testing my equipment for compatibility, capability, etc.

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    21. Re:Good! by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      but Radio Shack policy was to take it back, no questions asked. ------ The Current RadioShack policy is to take it back IF AND ONLY IF it is in "new and resellable" condition btw make sure that a known returned item is run as (scan item hit [crtl]+W 1 (flags item on ticket as a PW item)) If you break it Good Luck getting a return oh and if the UPC code is missing no dice (you might get the return -the rebate amount

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    22. Re:Good! by theLOUDroom · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ive never come across this 'EU rule' that says there must be a 2 year warranty. Infact, Id be very surprised, since most things Ive purchased in the EU has only come with a 1 year manufacturers warrenty.

      Why not do a google search?
      Here's a link that refers to just such a two year warranty.

      I would guess that the required warranty period varies with device and/or cost, but it does seem like there is a rule out there somewhere.

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    23. Re:Good! by nolife · · Score: 1

      Well RS needs to change the policy around superbowl time. Almost every retailer has a different policy for returns on pressure washers and portable power generators. These items were frequently used once or not at all and then returned. As a result, the policy is now maybe an even exchange but more often then not, work directly with the manufacturer for repair. The point is, whatever the policy needs to be very clear and up front.

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    24. Re:Good! by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2, Informative

      And the reason I havent heard of it is because it HASNT COME INTO FORCE YET IN MOST MEMBER NATIONS. THanks for the link tho.

    25. Re:Good! by julesh · · Score: 1

      Under this directive, as transposed into the national laws of most of the member states, the minimum warranty period of two years for consumer goods is mandatory. [emphasis mine]

      Ah. This explains things -- I've read the UK legislation based on that directive, and it only requires 3 months, or the consumer being able to show that the nature of the fault indicates that it was likely that it was present when the goods were purchased. Obviously this is not the same as a 2 year warranty.

    26. Re:Good! by julesh · · Score: 1

      In the UK you can return undamaged goods no questions asked for a short period (either 14, 28, or 30 days, I forget which) after you purchased them (sale of goods act).

      It's 3 months, and the Sale of Goods to Consumers Regulations 2002. (IANAL-BIHRTL)

    27. Re:Good! by julesh · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I'm wrong there. I misread what you said.

      Undamaged goods cannot be returned "no questions asked", unless one of the two conditions holds:

      1. You bought them on credit (this is presumably related to the Consumer Credit Act, not the Sale of Goods Act, but I don't know how long you have)
      2. You bought them mail order (Distance Selling Regulations -- you get 28 days)

      IASNAL.

    28. Re:Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you should try not to think of things in such a black and white way. try to imagine that there should be reasonable limits on these things and that people that abuse rules meant to help them should not be allowed to.

      A store doesn't have to have a "no questions asked" policy to still have a good return policy. I think it's totally reasonable for a store to generally accept returns within some reasonable limits but reserve the right to refuse returns under certain circumstances.

      I am an American but have lived in Europe for 10 years. In Europe many stores will allow you to return merchandise for credit in the store, but I've never seen a store in Europe where I could get my cash back, like in the USA. Stores in the USA do that to be more competitive and customer-friendly. In Europe, it's unheard of. My fiancee (fromk the Czech Rep.) was shocked the last time we were in the USA and I returned some clothes in Texas without a receipt, just on my word saying I bought it there the week before.

      Nice, but with that kind of open attitude, there is a very obvious potential for abuse. For me it's perfectly acceptable for stores to protect themselves in reasonable ways from such abuse.

      anyway, just my 2 cents.
      greetings from Vienna!

  19. Poor, dumbass customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd be curious to know how difficult it would be for a clerk to flag a customer as 'bad' after having received customer flak.

    Having worked retail, I know I'd be tempted.

    1. Re:Poor, dumbass customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this was my first idea. You'd have to use some ai techniques to establish an overall score for each customer with employee habits taken into account.

      Enough complaints from any employee and just fire the employee for being terrible with customers.

    2. Re:Poor, dumbass customers by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      No kidding, especially with easy computer systems to do it with.

      I know when people pissed me off when I worked at blockbuster, or I suspected them of lying about late fees and such, I would make a note on their account and other employees wouldn't let them slide as easily in the future.

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  20. Customers need warning... by httpamphibio.us · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't really see anything wrong with this. Companies should be able to participate in any legal activity they want to, they just need to make it explicitly clear to the customers before they purchase, a large sign would do.

    When I go into the convenient store on the corner it has a large sign that says, "No shirt, no shoes, no service." So I already know the consequence of entering the store without shoes.

    The problem occurs when stores don't do a good job of letting their customers know their policies... if the store policies are available to customers (which they are often not) it's typically printed on a receipt, or even worse, in that light blue writing some receipts have on the back.

    Most stores probably think that something like putting a large sign that says, "We track all your purchases and you are only allowed X number of returns per year." would be bad for business, but when people realize the store policies by getting surprised by them like the lady in the story, that sort of things is absolutely horrible for business.

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    1. Re:Customers need warning... by MrSellout · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree. But companies are not sharing as much information as they should. They know when someone buys something whether or not they will be able to return it. They should tell the customer when they purchase, letting them change their decision rather than finding out when they try to return it. Of course, this might cost them one last sale, so who's going to do it...

    2. Re:Customers need warning... by blether · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Companies should be able to participate in any legal activity they want to

      Obviously. And they can. And they do. Until we decide that companies have an unfair advantage and then we make the activity illegal.

      The fact that's it's legal at the moment is irrelevant to the argument about whether it's a good thing.

    3. Re:Customers need warning... by writermike · · Score: 1

      The problem occurs when stores don't do a good job of letting their customers know their policies... if the store policies are available to customers (which they are often not) it's typically printed on a receipt, or even worse, in that light blue writing some receipts have on the back.

      This, as I see it, is the worst problem. Indeed, I believe it's more egregious than compiling a database. Customers don't know how to fight because they don't know their rights and they don't know their rights because they're hidden.

      Listen to the typical car dealership advertisement. They make light of the fact they have to put in a bunch of legalese at the end, so they speed it up to make it sound like a baritone Alvin. But, all too often there are lines in there that would make a customer think twice about taking advantage of that super nifty sale.

      The same goes for EULAs. How many people would download Weatherbug if they read the complete EULA? Of course, this presumes that all one needs to do is listen to Low-Pitched Alvin or read the EULA and understand it. EULA and disclaimer text could never be called "obfuscated." Right?

      Too many companies will do their best to hide the caveats of doing business with them. The companies takes the risk that most of their customers will never bump into the policies. What if the customer does bump into the policy? Then the company can't be held responsible if the customer didn't read the sign hidden behind the pinned up sales circulars.

      It seems to me this situation is getting much worse, too. How can all the cellular companies have the best network? (Ah, but it all depends on how one defines best if you had read the blurred disclaimer at the bottom of the screen. Sure, I know it's only on there for two seconds, but don't you have Tivo? We have a great deal on them this week.)

      It would be fun to find the most outrageous examples. Perhaps that could be an Ask Slashdot.

      m

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    4. Re:Customers need warning... by Vexinator · · Score: 1

      The large print giveth...
      The small print taketh away.

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  21. One side by augustz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Was struck that the systems might be pretty simplistic in nature.

    I could think of a few things to add:

    Time since purchase (if only a day less likely to have been 'wardrobed'), returns relative to total purchases, quantity of total purchase made and not returned per customer etc.

    Local variance on return policies is of course not possible, as this opens the store to charges of various types of bias.

    I for example shop at Amazon a lot, even if their prices are higher. Why? Because I am happy and comfortable with their return policy among other things. Looking at my order history I notice I have been going their for seven years now, and my purchasing power has probably increased over that time.

    A shame to lose long term / loyal customers.

    That said, I had a friend who worked at a name brand clothing store, and people flat out do steal and return items. Or simply steal. That would drive me nuts.

    1. Re:One side by Txiasaeia · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "I for example shop at Amazon a lot, even if their prices are higher. Why? Because I am happy and comfortable with their return policy among other things. Looking at my order history I notice I have been going their for seven years now, and my purchasing power has probably increased over that time."

      I find this *extremely* interesting. First of all, I love Amazon (.ca, .com & .co.uk). Their prices (at least up here in Canada) are not only competitive, but typically much, MUCH cheaper than any other local or national store, online or not.

      In regards to customer service, they are absolutely STELLAR. A few examples: ordered a book from the UK that was not available here in Canada/US. The book came in shoddy condition. I emailed & wanted to return the book, but they said don't worry about it, we'll just send you a new copy brand new expedited. It arrived a few days later. I was absolutely stunned.

      Second example: ordered a book last year around March for an upcoming class in the fall. Fall arrived, and the prof changed his mind about the book. Amazon.ca says that their return policy is only 30 days, but they took the book back & credited me back the money within days.

      There's absolutely no reason for me to shop anywhere else. Yes, it takes a bit for my orders to arrive, but that's just a bit of patience, s'all. I'm sure that their customer service towards me has to do with the fact that I spend at least a thousand bucks at Amazon (.ca & .com, usually) per year, but it's cyclical: I shop there pretty much exclusively because of their great service, and I get their great service because I shop there exclusively :)

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    2. Re:One side by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      I emailed & wanted to return the book, but they said don't worry about it, we'll just send you a new copy brand new expedited. It arrived a few days later. I was absolutely stunned.

      Well, I think you've just proved the value of treating your customers well. How many people have read this story and this comment; and how much does advertising normally cost?

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    3. Re:One side by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      So on one hand, it's good to track customers for the purposes of offering them extra service in reward for long and profitable custom, but not to prevent users from screwing you over?

      If this guy made a habit of buying a book, reading it, then returning it, do you think that Amazon would extend him such courtesies? No.

      Somebody else made some comment about the world used to be a smaller place, shopkeepers knew you, and didn't do what the computer told them. Well, the thing there is that the shopkeepers knew who the idiots and the deadbeats are. And they generally told the other shopkeepers, too. End result: the same.

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    4. Re:One side by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      Actually, a lot of shops don't get into that kind of thing. They accept that some people will behave badly on returns, but that they are in the extreme minority.

      If you go covering your ass, you'll probably spend a ton of money doing the software to do it, and you'll piss off the wrong people.

      The trouble with selective exchange and return policies is that they are both inaccurate (so piss off good customers who will never shop with you again AND tell their buddies what jerks you are) and that it's quite simply bad. Bad as in "look for the bad rather than the good in customers".

      That last point sounds a bit weird, but many of the best stores I know for knowledge, warmth of service and general helpfulness are also those who will return things without even checking the fault. The "bad" stores are those full of guys on commission trying to simply push a sale on the customer and if you try and return will do everything to avoid doing the refund.

    5. Re:One side by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      I didn't see anything in the Grandparent poster that indicated Amazon's helpfulness was a result of the amount he bought from them, I'd be slightly surprised if it were. Nor did I make any comment about it. I just observed that Amazon's good service was now rewarded by being broadcast at a popular site like slashdot.

      For what it's worth, I'm wary of too much tracking as it's independant of what use it is put to - good or bad - and I tend to err on the side of paranoia.

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  22. Obvious step by luvirini · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This is an obvious step for them to take, though the actual merits might be debated.

    The world use to be a place where most stores actually knew personally each of their customers, but those days are long gone at the same time as the village store. In those days the shopkeeper knew who to sell to and how, today the only way to get this information from among the thousands or millions of customers is the use of a CRM.

    There was obviously an intermediate period between the demise of the village store and the introduction of these computer systems in question, so this thing seems new.

    But in the end.. the store wants to make money by making sure it gets maximum benefit of their customers.. like any other company...

    1. Re:Obvious step by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      The world use to be a place where most stores actually knew personally each of their customers, but those days are long gone

      Don't bet large sums on that.

      I live in a town of 5000 people. We have (among other things) three banks, two large grocery stores, a large hardware/appliance store, a lumberyard, half-a-dozen gas stations, half-a-dozen restaurants, four or five "convenience stores", three bars, and so on. The folks who own and the folks who work at these places know their customers; i.e. the people who live in this town.

      So "those days" are not gone. You just have to look a little past the border of the metropolis that you live in and see that small towns actually do still exist!

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  23. chilling by koan · · Score: 1

    I would wager that somewhere down the road the blow back from these tactics will appear.

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  24. Oh boy... by the+arbiter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Alright, here goes my karma...

    All I can say is "it's about time". Having worked in retail a goodly portion of my life (thankfully not any more) all I can say on reading this is that a system like this is really overdue.

    It's a small percentage of customers (my best guess, based on my experience, is about 2-3%) that abuse return privileges and monopolize the time of salespeople, but the percentage that does costs so much money and time that it's unbelievable...far more than the store would ever make in profit from these folks over a lifetime of shopping. To look at it another way, these groups of problem customers drive up costs just as much as shoplifters do (and in fact any retail business loses far more money to customers like the one cited in the article than they ever would from shoplifting).

    Customers have available to them, and rightfully use, systems to find the best deals for themselves. It doesn't strike me as being a problem that retailers finally have some of the same tools available to them. And they should use them as well.

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    1. Re:Oh boy... by lidocaineus · · Score: 1, Troll

      Alright, here goes my karma...

      Anytime an idiot prefaces their post with that, they really are saying, "This goes against what the typical slashdot reaction is, so watch me karma whore the sympathy mod!"

    2. Re:Oh boy... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      OK, so a guy comes in and asks for a return, and you are using some customer profiling system. Behind some kid is me, a guy with quite a decent spending power.

      I see this kid get refused a refund based on the whim of the system. There's one thing I'm going to do - put the goods back and leave the store right away. Why? Because I don't want to be in his position. Because I know full well that your software is going to screw up, and I don't have the time and energy to go pushing my issue to the top of your company.

      There's a large computer firm I know in the UK, and they really hate doing exchanges. Software doesn't work on your laptop? They'll put it on one of theirs, prove it works and then refuse an exchange or refund. It's your laptop that's the problem. Technically, maybe true. But, what's the customer's experience now? That's right, they'll go to the company that exchanges things quite happily. So, you pissed off a £2,000/annum customer for a £20 game.

    3. Re:Oh boy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks like you should have prefixed that with "Alright, here goes my karma..."

    4. Re:Oh boy... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      I agree, but the instance this system gets a false positive, it has failed and most certainly made an enemy of the store.

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    5. Re:Oh boy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's the problem. What about returns because you're salespeople are incompetent?

      Seriously. Quite a few times I've bought something at a store and the salesperson told me it was compatible, only to find out it's not. I think in general the idea is good, but I really dislike me being plugged into a formula and refused service because of it (kinda like your credit rating).

      My family has worked retail for many years owning our own store. We do notice those who return over 50% of what they buy and will tell them "no returns this time". But a computer can never tell you the whole story.

    6. Re:Oh boy... by lidocaineus · · Score: 1

      I was just thinking that :P

      Of course, people here obviously take themselves too seriously, as evidenced by the mod on that post.

    7. Re:Oh boy... by evilviper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Congratulations, you've nailed the slippery slope thing down.

      Let me ask you... How far should companies be allowed to go? Should they refuse people entry into the store, because they stood around in the store for a long time, and didn't buy anything?

      Next up, open a store that doesn't admit blacks or hispanics, because they are less likely to have lots of money to spend.

      No, companies should not be allowed to "shop around" for their customers, and tracking systems like this should be looked at very cautiously.

      If your store is loosing money on returns, then you should change the return policy, not have a seperate set of rules.

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    8. Re:Oh boy... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      No, companies should not be allowed to "shop around" for their customers, and tracking systems like this should be looked at very cautiously.

      And why the hell not? Civil rights laws state that you can't bar someone from your establishment based soley on race, gender, sexual persuasion, peanut allergies, etc.

      It DOES NOT SAY that you have to put up with an annoying, abusive, disruptive, or fraudulant customer. Discrimination is not illegal prima face. It's only illegal when said discrimination is based soley on one of the items stated in law.

      If I own a dive shop, for instance, I am perfectly within my rights to refuse to sell to someone who lacks an accredited certification to dive. If I own a car dealership, I am perfectly within my rights to refuse credit to someone with a history of writing bad checks and reposessions. If I run a coffee shop, I am perfectly within my rights to bar a person with a history scaring off my other customers by defecating on the condiment table and taking swings at random patrons in the store.

      In fact, unless there is a specific law against it, I can refuse to do business with anyone I want to. Whether or not this is a good practice is the subject of another debate entirely.

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  25. Story to read by ManyLostPackets · · Score: 3, Informative

    Heres the story:
    get a userid and password:

    Lastone i tried that worked was:
    Userid: sad@day.com
    Password: sadday

  26. Copy protected CDs by Zorilla · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This reminds me of some of the discussions around here about copy protected CDs that don't play being returned as defective merchandise ad nauseum until the store agrees to let you buy something else with the store credit.

    This rules out fighting CD copy protection at least in this manner.

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    1. Re:Copy protected CDs by the+pickle · · Score: 3, Informative

      Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't.

      Pay with a credit card and if the store refuses the return, you're still stuck with defective merchandise, regardless of what the store thinks about the legitimacy of your return. Just call the credit card company and tell them that you attempted to return the CD and that the store refused to accept it. That's grounds for getting your credit card credited, anyway. Enough chargebacks against that merchant and they'll quit this silly practise. (Of course, we don't know whether Best Buy/Circuit City/Fry's/FYE/whoever is doing this right now, either.)

      Not that I really think enough people are doing the CD thing for it to matter anyway...

      p

    2. Re:Copy protected CDs by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1

      How about just not buying the copy protected CD in the first place. Not giving them your money at all seems that it would be just as effective.

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    3. Re:Copy protected CDs by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      There's a huge difference between returning something that works but which you don't want, and returning defective merchandise. A store which refuses to accept a return on defective merchandise is breaking the law. A store which refuses to accept a return on something that has not yet been used is fully within its rights, and merely risks losing customers. If your CD qualifies as defective, then this kind of thing won't apply.

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    4. Re:Copy protected CDs by garett_spencley · · Score: 1

      I already posted something similar above and hate to repost, but it's relevant here so I'll summarize.

      Enough chargebacks against the merchant will also get your credit card blacklisted at that merchant.

      Don't chargeback unless you have a damned good reason to (credit card stolen). If you chargeback often it doesn't matter what your credit record is like .. your card will be useless.

      Merchants incurr a penalty fee for each chargeback (with Visa it's 1%). So they can't afford to risk that you may chargeback a second time.

    5. Re:Copy protected CDs by Riturno · · Score: 1

      Smaller merchants often pay $15 minimum per chargeback depending on merchant bank and credit card processor.

    6. Re:Copy protected CDs by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I don't know if they still do it (I won't patronize RIAA subsidizing businesses), but in the past it wasn't always obvious that an imitation CD wouldn't play on a computer.

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    7. Re:Copy protected CDs by BillX · · Score: 1

      Sure, but what's to stop the credit card company from having a similar cardholder no-fly list for "unusually high number of disputed charges from this customer"? (If they don't already have it, I'd be surprised). Do credit card companies give cardholders grief for frequent / unusual / repeat chargebacks (like the near-infinite "buy, return, buy, return" loops suggested by some people protesting stores with crummy/nonexistant return policies selling copy-protected 'CDs'?

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    8. Re:Copy protected CDs by Forbman · · Score: 1

      Credit card return... generally, challenging a credit card charge, the amount has to be over $50, and you only get credited back the amount over $50 you initially spent...

      Not gonna work so well with a $18 CD+.

    9. Re:Copy protected CDs by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1

      Don't chargeback unless you have a damned good reason to (credit card stolen). If you chargeback often it doesn't matter what your credit record is like .. your card will be useless.

      Not really.. one year later and.. "Holy smokes! New card in the mail!"

      If you have multiple cards you'd do just fine.

    10. Re:Copy protected CDs by mikechant · · Score: 1

      Here's what I believe is the current situation:

      After Phillips, owner of the 'Compact Disc Digital Audio' trademark (?I think it's a trademark) kicked up a stink about its use on 'broken' CDs, record companies were no longer able to use the logo/phrase on such CDs.

      So, if it doesn't say 'Compact Disc Digital Audio' on the packaging, it's 'copy protected'.

  27. Mod parent up by Infonaut · · Score: 3, Insightful
    This is Business 101, as MakoStorm points out clearly. These guys are just shooting themselves in the foot.

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    1. Re:Mod parent up by EvilNTUser · · Score: 1

      " This is Business 101, as MakoStorm points out clearly. These guys are just shooting themselves in the foot."

      It's not that clear at all. They're probably making a loss on her, since customers who use up a lot of resources force the store to get more employees. Plus, you can't just put the returned clothes back on the shelf, again requiring more resources before they can be resold.

      And come on, is this someone you want to do business with:
      -"but realized when she got home that she had similar items in her closet."
      -"She returns things often because she buys things often. She said she feels she has done nothing wrong"

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    2. Re:Mod parent up by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1
      Not just themselves.

      Express is one brand under the company Limited Brands, all of whom have lost my business until such time as this policy changes. Their entire brand list includes:
      • Bath and Body Works
      • Express
      • Henri Bendel
      • The Limited
      • Victoria's Secret
      • The White Barn Candle Company

      I don't see any e-mail contact for Limited Brands, but the corporate contact information is:

      Limited Brands
      Three Limited Parkway
      Columbus, OH 43230
      614-415-7000

      Additionally, to voice your views specifically on the policy at Express, you can drop them a line at talk@expressfashion.com.
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    3. Re:Mod parent up by Infonaut · · Score: 1
      And come on, is this someone you want to do business with:

      This particular person might not be your best customer, but by getting rid of one bad customer in such a hamfisted manner, they'll likely piss off a far larger number of potential customers, who will never shop there after hearing about this treatment of customers.

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    4. Re:Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I disagree.

      Here is a case study (I am a landlord). You have a tenant, hes poor, and knows all about getting evicted and how to play the system and such (he doesnt necessarily have to be poor, he could also say be a lawyer, but a poorer person is a much more typical case.) You raise the rent on them after a year, citing fuel price increases, improvements made, etc, justifying the increase, and they get very angry over this. So now he calls up every code inspector the city has, and they come to inspect the place, and let me tell you, these codes are tremendous volumes and there is always something wrong, usually tenant related (smoke alarms w/ no batteries, furniture/debris blocking exits, extension cords run across hallways) and does not cost much to fix, you have to make sure it all gets done in 30 days, and its a hassle. That is benign stuff. They can go to the next level and start breaking things and calling the city on you. Shutting off furnaces, breaking the compressor on a refrigerator, filling locks w/ gum etc. This is where things start to get tense, because now youre looking at real fines for not providing adequate living conditions, and they can play this game for months, all the while paying that rent and thus making you absolutely unable to evict them.

      It is not the same situation, but it has similar parallels to bad retail customers. The customer is always acting in a legal manner. He assumes that I am some rich SOB driving my benz to my summer house in the hamptons where I will spend the weekend rolling around naked in $100 dollar bills on my bed. (In truth I am a small time guy with 2 duplexes that even when fully rented only provide a modest boost to my income- they add about $4k in total to my income annually). He is giving me a headache, and costing me money, or perhaps only allowing me to come out slightly ahead. I DON'T want to do business with this guy. In fact, I would be willing to pay a significant sum to get access to a database like this for tenants.

      Similar situations occur w/ retailers. I feel that they put up w/ far too much as it is. It hurts the regular customer. Cashiers get jaded and just assume you are trying to game the system.

      The only real problem is how far will this be taken? I could see it going as far as people getting dynamic pricing based on their "customer score", or worse, refusing to do business with people because they fit certain characteristics that make them likely to be bad customers.

  28. Something America WONT bring to the UK by norfolkboy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Thankfully the UK's "Data Protection Act" will prevent this coming here :-)

    info on data protection act: http://www.informationcommissioner.gov.uk/

    1. Re:Something America WONT bring to the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No but the UK will most likely in its sheepish manner give its DBs to the US even if its in breach of EU directives. The UK should be kicked out of the EU. Flame away :D

    2. Re:Something America WONT bring to the UK by blether · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's the EU that decided to give EU (including UK) databases to the US in breach of EU directives. Go figure.

    3. Re:Something America WONT bring to the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its the UK that invades Iraq, regardless of the EU stance, go figure.

    4. Re:Something America WONT bring to the UK by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Not really.

      The DPA stops you storing information you don't need - eg. a shop couldn't ask about a criminal record. It doesn't stop you storing business related information... that's why all the shops have store cards, so they can track your purchases (they track returns on these too).

      You can however return anything for *any* reason within a certain time (7 days I think), and if its defective within a 'reasonable' amount of time (A court ruled 18 months is reasonable for a TV, for example).

      OTOH Things like demanding ID won't fly here... a lot of people don't carry any, and there's considerable resistance to any form of mandatory ID card.

    5. Re:Something America WONT bring to the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Just in case you didn't notice - you can always write to the Data Protection Officer for each of the companies that provide those cards to get a copy of every bit of information they hold on you. They mustn't return it in any kind of coded form. And you can legally challenge any of that information if its invalid.

      I had to do this to get Hutchison 3 to remove various bits of crap off my credit record. Worked fine. Shame they suck so much I had to that though...

    6. Re:Something America WONT bring to the UK by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      There's a bigger reason - people have learnt that refusing exchanges is really bad for business.

      I hardly ever do exchanges or even returns for faults, but I avoid certain electrical stores because they refuse to do exchanges, where someone like Argos gives me that option. Like I say, I don't use it very often (if at all).

      You take away "no-quibble" and turn it into "maybe-quibble" and you'll lose far more than the odd person who's a bit of a git, because a lot of people will fear that they will be in the risk group. They'll simply shop elsewhere.

    7. Re:Something America WONT bring to the UK by ralphclark · · Score: 1
      OTOH Things like demanding ID won't fly here... a lot of people don't carry any, and there's considerable resistance to any form of mandatory ID card.
      Really? Gosh, somebody should tell David Blunkett.

      Oh, they did. And he didn't care.

      I don't think the UK government really give a toss about what the public thinks. And if you suppose that a Tory win next time would make any difference, think again. No government is going to turn down the chance to gain that sort of control over its subjects, especially when said opportunity is being handed to them on a plate with the pacification bit already mostly done.

      The only way this can be averted is by a concerted, massively orchestrated effort involving mass demonstrations and possibly outbreaks of violence (as in the poll tax riots). Trouble is, the sheeple couldn't give a shit. What's liberty to them?

    8. Re:Something America WONT bring to the UK by doodlelogic · · Score: 1

      The EU didn't have a stance on Iraq. Foreign policy decisions require unanimity.

  29. Business database by consumers? by farmer11 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do we (consumers) need to start a database to somehow screw businesses now too?

    1. Re:Business database by consumers? by luvirini · · Score: 1

      Indeed, there would be need of strong customer protection organisations allowing people to list any grievances against any business, allowing them to make more educated choises. Unfortunately that would not work in the US, as anyone trying to do that would be sued out of existance.

    2. Re:Business database by consumers? by dacarr · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, we have this thing called the Better Business Bureau that is exactly for this purpose here in the US.

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    3. Re:Business database by consumers? by luvirini · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected then, but I wonder why this is not so well known then?

    4. Re:Business database by consumers? by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

      I think we should start up a database to keep track of prices at the big box stores. I know they are bitches about people collecting their prices, but they couldn't stop a horde of geeks with ipaqs scanning stuff in the aisle.

      Plus I think it would be neat to wake up, and search up a list of where the cheapest oranges, deoderant, paper towels, whatever would be that day.

      Of course it might not be worth the time (and gas) to drive all over town to save 85 cents on paper towels, but at least you could average everything together and figure out the best store to shop in for that day.

    5. Re:Business database by consumers? by lessthanjakejohn · · Score: 1

      It is very well known among some groups (such as many car enthusiasts)

    6. Re:Business database by consumers? by DogDude · · Score: 1

      Or you could just NOT SHOP BIG BOX STORES, instead of whoring out your money and your rights to whoever will shave an extra $0.05. off the price.

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    7. Re:Business database by consumers? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      The BBB serves an arbitration function. We tried to buy some furniture recently from a local store (support your local retailers, everybody says, right?) and were promised that it would all be delivered on a specific date. I took off from work that day, and nobody showed up. The owner apologized, I accepted the apology and we rescheduled. Still no furniture. Finally after a few unpleasant interludes on the phone the delivery truck arrives, but with less than half the order, and that half was his somewhat tattered store demo! At that point I figured it wasn't going to work, and cancelled the order. He refused to give us our money back, and we ended up registering a complaint with the BBB (among other things.) They interceded, made a few phone calls and sent some letters, and after a month or so we got our money back. So I guess that qualifies as a success story for the BBB.

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    8. Re:Business database by consumers? by Tobias+Luetke · · Score: 1

      Its around, Its called froogle

    9. Re:Business database by consumers? by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

      ok, fine, you won't find any argument from me there.

      Hell, we're talking about a geeky project, just make that a search parameter. You could use -L to indicate you only want to search local, progressive businesses.

      I'd still want to know who could get me the best deal on a Toaster between Joe's local hardware and Lucy's local appliance.

    10. Re:Business database by consumers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consider yourself lucky-- you got your money back *and* an apology. In today's corporate-bitch world, you usually get neither.

    11. Re:Business database by consumers? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      Do we (consumers) need to start a database to somehow screw businesses now too?
      Not really, there is already one: Consumer Reports...

      Of course, retailers would dearly like those guys to be buried six feet deep...

    12. Re:Business database by consumers? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      The BBB was once effective, but it's an organization of business owners, by business owners, for business owners. And predominately local business owners.

      And it doesn't make claims against businesses easily available. Some branches are effective in policing the ethics of their members. None have significant effect on large corporations.

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    13. Re:Business database by consumers? by dacarr · · Score: 1

      Gotta kind of agree with you on that. It's more of an aggregator - people can look there, and at least make informed decisions as to whether they want to do business with certain parties. It crowds out businesses sometimes, but it does have its positives.

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    14. Re:Business database by consumers? by ZedmanAuk · · Score: 1
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  30. Original Article Link, No Reg Required by the+pickle · · Score: 4, Informative

    This should work without any registration:

    Some Shoppers Find Fewer Happy Returns

    p

  31. Blacklist those who blacklist? by Knetzar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So who's going to create a blacklist of those companies that use this service?

    1. Re:Blacklist those who blacklist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who's going to create a blacklist of the people who created a blacklist of the companies that use this service? Wha...

    2. Re:Blacklist those who blacklist? by NotoriousQ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Funny that you mention it. This system will cause all the bad customers to flock to the stores that do not have that system, thus causing them to lose more money. Therefore they are under more pressure to get this system.

      This is not a winnable fight from the perspective of the customer.

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    3. Re:Blacklist those who blacklist? by westlake · · Score: 1

      publish and be damned. if it clears the aisles of the deadbeats, it it is all the better for me.

    4. Re:Blacklist those who blacklist? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      Or, just like copy protection schemes, people will just learn how to defeat it (and you'll accidentally catch and piss off honest customers).

      Better for businesses to spend time and money learning how to please their good customers and not worry too much about the deadbeats.

    5. Re:Blacklist those who blacklist? by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1

      Well, of course. But that assumes there is a way around it, which is a bit of a challenge, unless you use cash.

      But then one can expect a different return policy for cash purchases. This will drive away customers, but most customers who buy large (returnable) items for cash are practically non-existant. Thus the stores will be only driving away a lot of bad customers.

      But then again. I am all for it. I do not return items unless they are broken, and this system would mean cheaper products for me.

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    6. Re:Blacklist those who blacklist? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      Likewise, I hardly ever return items unless they are faulty.

      However, I always like the option, that if by accident I pick the wrong thing off the shelf, that the store will see it as an honest mistake and as a gesture of goodwill, will exchange or refund.

      A few stores I know don't. I don't quite know why, because all it does was piss me off and turn a $20 printer cartridge into the loss of thousands of dollars of business. Maybe they are hoping that they can make another sale on the item I really did want.

      I can already think of a few ways around it, and without lying.

    7. Re:Blacklist those who blacklist? by evilviper · · Score: 1
      This system will cause all the bad customers to flock to the stores that do not have that system, thus causing them to lose more money.

      Way to go... Just oversimplify an incredibly complex issue down to a sentence, and state it as if it's a fact.

      It could just as easily be a situation where the pros can scam the system easily, but the average customers gets screwed over regularly. That would drive bad customers to the stores with the database, and drive good customers to stores without it.

      Or, perhaps the stores not using a database will actually wise up, and either modify the rules to prevent ripping off the store, or use human judgement to much more effectively prevent problems.

      Or the terms of the return agreement could get too complex, and make customers weary about buying from the store.

      Or worse, it could cause customers to stop buying things unless they are absolutely sure it's exactly what they want... Those speculative sales make for lots of money for stores.

      But you say it's going to bankrupt companies that don't impliment the system, with no uncertainty at all, so you must be completely right.
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    8. Re:Blacklist those who blacklist? by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1

      It could just as easily be a situation where the pros can scam the system easily, but the average customers gets screwed over regularly. That would drive bad customers to the stores with the database, and drive good customers to stores without it.

      Then the stores would stop using it.

      See. One sentence, and all is better. :)

      Besides, I never said anything about going bankrupt, I just said that they would get the customers that would cause them to lose money.

      As for your complaint about stating things as fact: I agree, nothing is perfectly certain. There are assumptions which I did not state. I assumed that the system will actually work. I believed that this assumption was clear in my statement. Apparently it was not.

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    9. Re:Blacklist those who blacklist? by evilviper · · Score: 1
      I assumed that the system will actually work.

      Even if the system "works" most of my examples still apply.

      You didn't just imply the system will work, but that it will work absolutely perfectly, only the "bad" customers will take notice, and other stores can only choose between maintaining the status quo or adopting the database system.

      A huge stretch.
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  32. Not a bad idea afterall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To protect corporations this is a valid thing to do, to prevent people from collecting money where they shouldn't be, but just like any store policy you end up with a lot of stupid consumers caught in the net. So what if you can't return it? Make sure you don't already have it before you go and buy it. I work in a retail store and 50% of my time is spent dealing with returned items, and 99% of the time there's nothing wrong with them, it's just they "Already had it" or "Didn't feel like it any more", stupid reasons. Shop smart, and you don't have these problems.

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    1. Re:Not a bad idea afterall by bsane · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Except that the company almost certainly does better when they allow returns like that- it encourages people to buy now and check later. A large number of purchases that didn't need to made will never be returned even after the customer realizes it. The company wins.

  33. Let's make a distinction here. by SetupWeasel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The New York Times and Washington Post are giving you, FREE OF CHARGE, access to a service that costs a bunch of money to run. Now you may think that their registration policy is "evil" and "intrusive," but given the state of internet advertising, they have to make money somehow. If you don't like it, buy a copy off the newsstand.

    1. Re:Let's make a distinction here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is the problem with what Michael did? He refused to link to it with a note why and linked to another site that does not have policies he disagrees with.

    2. Re:Let's make a distinction here. by Zathras11 · · Score: 0, Troll

      WHEN THEY REMOVE ALL ADS FROM THEIR SITES, well,
      I STILL WON'T GIVE THEM MY PERSONAL INFORMATION.

      If you like them so much, then marry them!

      There are PLENTY of places, a lot less biased, that
      provide basically the same information FREE (cost
      and intrusion). I don't need what they have...

    3. Re:Let's make a distinction here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The New York Times and Washington Post are giving you, FREE OF CHARGE, access to a service that costs a bunch of money to run.

      Time isn't free for individuals because as of yet nobody is immortal. Corporations, OTOH, can last forever. The resources they utilize are not comparable to the resources an individual has access to over his lifetime. The cost to run the NYT and WP sites are literally a drop in a bucket, even if they lose hundreds of millions of dollars a year! Furthermore these sites make more money each year - and as stated, corporations are immortal, so there's no time limit on success. In 100 years these two websites may be as profitable as the two print newspapers are today, and have made up the losses thousands of times over - it's conceivable - yet we're supposed to feel bad for not offering up personal information intended to be sold to 3rd parties in exchange for published news. I don't think so.

      If you don't like it, buy a copy off the newsstand.

      You're a jerk and have no authority to issue commands to others. A much better solution is to bypass the silly registration. Most people have no moral qualms about that, no matter what you assert.

    4. Re:Let's make a distinction here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The New York Times and Washington Post are giving you, FREE OF CHARGE, access to a service that costs a bunch of money to run. Now you may think that their registration policy is "evil" and "intrusive," but given the state of internet advertising, they have to make money somehow. If you don't like it, buy a copy off the newsstand.


      No. Fuck them. I'll subvert their subvertable registration system wherever possible. I'm not their customer - I'm the product. The advertisers are the customers. I'm under no obligation to be "good merch." That means I'm blocking their ads, creating one-time logins, etc.


      They're just trying to pimp my eyeballs, so I feel no qualms about making this difficult for them.

  34. So where's the problem? by dacarr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    OK, dumb question, I know where the problem is like anyone else. It's supposed to prevent the "Fry's Rental" problem, but as is demonstrated in the article, it's still a bit buggy. Evidently, this is something that needs to have a human making a decision as well.

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  35. Foot, Shotgun - Blam! by Crispin+Cowan · · Score: 1
    Sounds like a great way for retailors to shoot their own feet off. The Linked article makes the case perfectly: a frequent buying customer, who therefore is a frequent returner, gets flagged, gets pissed off, and gets turned off, never to return. By annoying this customer, the Express just lost $2K/year of revenue. Do this often enough, and they will chase off all their high-volume business, doing huge damage to the bottom line.

    Computers are powerful tools. Using them foolishly in the cut-throat retail business will quickly show which practices are best.

    Crispin

    1. Re:Foot, Shotgun - Blam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because I am sure it would be impossible to calculate a keep/return percentage.

    2. Re:Foot, Shotgun - Blam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Computers are powerful tools. Using them foolishly in the cut-throat retail business will quickly show which practices are best.

      And the business that says "We won't track your returns" will attract these problem customers and will soon be out of business.

      I look at this as like preventative insurance for retailers. If a customer has a high probability of returning an item you don't want to encourage them to come to your store. If the customer doesn't like it, they can go to a sucker that's willing to deal with them.

      By annoying this customer, the Express just lost $2K/year of revenue.

      Did you just get your MBA as that's a pretty assine thing to say. This customer is costing them money in returns -- each returned clothing item has to be rechecked, possibily cleaned, re-taged, and re-stocked. Plus returns are a big time sink on the staff.

      If the company didn't save $3k by ditching this customer they wouldn't do it.

    3. Re:Foot, Shotgun - Blam! by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      I agree. There's nothing better for a competition environment than a company trying to get rid of customers. Once these original companies start to die off from their exclusionary practices (which always expand to include much of their customer base), we can look forward to getting the pieces of their business for "fire sale" prices. This will be very good for entrepreneurs to obtain business equipment they could not otherwise get, and this will pour fuel upon America's great economic engine of small businesses.

      I heartily encourage all businesses to commit the suicide of classifying customers. Once you classify, then the MBA geniuses can't restrain themselves from taking the next step of treating these classes differently, and then -- drunk on the heady brew of their alleged successes -- they'll take the further step of excluding the "underperforming" classes. With only a couple classes of customer left over, they'll be too exposed to risk, and will eventually suffer a catastrophe from something as simple as a small group of "preferred" customers taking their business elesewhere for a 0.1% price difference.

      Haw haw haw! I love watching the Capitalists cutting their own throats! Lete me grab a bag of fucking popcorn as I sit there with a throbbing erection and a big smile on my face. Capitalists are so stupid! We see this proven time and time again.

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    4. Re:Foot, Shotgun - Blam! by BobaFett · · Score: 1
      The Linked article makes the case perfectly: a frequent buying customer, who therefore is a frequent returner, gets flagged, gets pissed off, and gets turned off, never to return.

      If this is indeed the case, then the tool they use to rate customers made a mistake. Retailers who use bad rating tools will lose profitable customers.
      There is another possibility: that the lady was in fact not a profitable customer. May be she does not buy as much as she says, or she returns even more, and overall ends up losing money for the store. Assuming there is no "fallout", the retailer can come out ahead by banning the customer either explicitly (hard to do) or implicitly, by driving them away. It is possible that this will cause more losses, from bad publicity or negative word-of-mouth reputation. A well-designed customer rating tool would have some empirical estimates of this effect built into it. Of course the tool or the estimates could be wrong too, but the market is good at fixing this sort of problems.

      The only thing to fear, but it's a real possibility, is emergence of a monopoly similar to the credit reporting agencies (I know, there are three, not one, but they work like one anyway). If there is one customer-rating database, then retailers have a choice of using it or not. If overall it saves some money, it's good enough and retailers will use it. If you are in it, you might as well start growing your own potatoes in pots (but you have to steal the pots first because nobody will sell you any).

    5. Re:Foot, Shotgun - Blam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Capitalists are so stupid! We see this proven time and time again.

      How does scaring off your customer base have anything to do with capitalism, or is this just some anti-capitalist rant?

      If you replace "capitialist" with "businessman that can't see the future" then I would agree with you.

    6. Re:Foot, Shotgun - Blam! by Crispin+Cowan · · Score: 1
      I agree; it is possible that the lady in question was not a profitable customer, and the software was right to block her frequent returns because she is a money-losing customer. The market will tell us who's customer-classifying software is doing the best job.

      I also agree that there is a social risk of all of us being classified as "good" or "bad", similar to the current risk of the credit rating agencies (those three credit rating agencies being responsible for the identity-theft problem). However, unlike the credit-rating problem, consumers can avoid being rated by stores by paying cash, refusing to give identity when returning goods, and (as a common consequence) accepting store credit instead of cash back when they return something. Observation: if the customer is truthful about being a frequent shopper, then store credit should be acceptable for returns.

      Crispin

    7. Re:Foot, Shotgun - Blam! by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      You also run the risk of making people fear that they'll get classified (unless you give out the scoring rules).

      When I buy certain things like CDs, DVDs, computer bits etc, I deal with certain companies, and a massive factor is their attitude to returns. If I walk in and say "I'm have a problem with this button", I expect one of two responses. Either a) the retailer apologizes and offers me a refund or exchange (my choice) OR b) asks to have a look in case I've done something wrong or out of curiousity. Generally tone of voice tells me if someone's basically in "please the customer" mode or not.

      If a retailer expects me to prove it, or starts arguing about it (like "well, sir, it said quite clearly on the box that it was for the xyz machine"), they can kiss my business goodbye. I'll prove it, get a refund and then I'll shop somewhere that doesn't treat me like a liar or cares about my satisfaction. If I think I'm being profiled for exchanges, I'll go elsewhere. I don't want to have to jump through the hoops of writing to head office when the profiling system gets a glitch.

    8. Re:Foot, Shotgun - Blam! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I think he's using the word "capitalists" to mean "shortsighted businesspeople who'll do anything at all to improve the bottom line for the next quarter, and don't worry about anything else."

      In today's business climate, where many corporations are acting this way, and companies that actually treat their customers well and try to build healthy, long-term relationships seem to be a tiny minority, it's easy to brand them all "capitalists" or some other such term.

    9. Re:Foot, Shotgun - Blam! by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      Fuck Christ -- Capitalism is America's religion. All who speak ill of it are subject to public outrage. I spoke of things being "very good for entrepreneurs" and the favorable "pour[ing of] fuel upon America's great economic engine of small businesses", but what happens once I started to laugh at the Capitalists? ... yes, I got demonized immediately.

      You're right. The short-sighted, no-morals, money-grubbing sociopaths are the ones who have long earned my ire. The man down the street with his little shop is a person whose sensibilites I respect. All the big corporations can burn right to the fucking waterline as far as I'm concerned. You know what the temperature in my home is right now? 60 degrees F. Why? BECAUSE I CAN FUCK THE "COLUMBIA GAS CO." AS MUCH AS I CAN. I'll show them who's boss around here. They can try to raise rates through the roof, and I will still survive. I just wish more Americans felt like me, and learned to live a frugal life as appropriate to resist the forces of Capitalist evil. We need to bankrupt our corporations if they can't learn to live in a society as we all must.

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  36. OK, on the other hand.... by dacarr · · Score: 1
    We have the Better Business Bureau, as I pointed out in another post. They have no "real" clout, but they collect this information and effectively give reports on businesses. When people start seeing this kind of stuff in the business report, they'll start thinking twice about it.

    The only problem I forsee is that we don't think about them until we have to file a report against the retailers.

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  37. It gets worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know it's illegal but just try getting a pizza delivered or a taxi if you live in the wrong area. You just get a busy signal and can't prove that you were discriminated against.

    What I worry about is trying to get a job if some database flags you as a bad health risk based on what you have purchased in the past. It isn't that they worry that you won't turn up for work, they are worried that you will put the health care premiums up.

    We need some serious privacy legislation with big teeth.

  38. How many sold vs returned? by khasim · · Score: 1
    I'm sure there are some jerks like that out there.

    The question is, what is the ratio of jerks to legitimate customers?

    From TFA:
    Richard Hollinger, a professor of criminology at the University of Florida in Gainesville, said that retailers in 2003 lost nearly $30 billion, or 1.7 percent of sales, because of fraud and that roughly half of that may be related to bad returns.
    (emphasis added) So, maybe .8% to .9% are people playing the return game.

    So, you're going to risk annoying your legitimate customers because less than 1 percent of your customers are jerks?
    1. Re:How many sold vs returned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a legitimate customer, and I'm not annoyed by this. I'm disgusted when I see people abusing the return system even if it's only 1% of sales and doesn't really raise prices for me, I'd still be happy to see it stopped.

    2. Re:How many sold vs returned? by Bishop · · Score: 1

      less than 1 percent of your customers are jerks

      On average it is less then 1%, but for some stores it is probably much higher. It would depend on what was sold, and the type of customers who frequent the store. For example grocery stores probably don't have this problem.

    3. Re:How many sold vs returned? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      I know a major shop in the UK that sells clothes and normally has a no-quiblle return on clothing put in an exemption on hats because people were basically borrowing them for weddings and social occassions.

  39. Totally Torn on this one by UserChrisCanter4 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't know; there are just so many benefits and negatives on each side of this situation. This entire setup really is just like applying for a loan. The stores are building a home-grown "credit"-reporting system, and analyzing your risk as a financial investment. Not making an exchange is akin to throwing down a 14% interest rate on a mortgage: you still have the right to accept such a rate, and the bank has a chance to retain profitability. Not accepting an exchange is certainly not the optimal way I would choose to go about such a decision, but I suppose it's the best one in the situation posed by a clothing retailer.

    On the one hand, it does make for some nasty situations. The woman in the article may not realize it, but even with the $2,000 a year she spends, she may be far less profitable than a person who spends $200 on a single splurge purchase once. Ultimately, that leads to higher prices for all of us, and retailers are trying to go in an entirely opposite direction. The benefits of streamlining and smoothing out everything from supply side to process to (unfortunately) wages means that things are, on a whole, a lot less expensive than I remember even 10 years ago. Having worked in retail, I've seen some of the absolutely nightmarish return scenarios that people don't seem to think twice about: big-screens returned the day after the Superbowl or big-screens that people pretty obviously ruined while trying to save the delivery charge, people "checking out" cameras and camcorders for the length of the exchange period, etc. It comes back on the next guy in the form of higher prices, and it comes back on the employee in the form of smaller profits which equal less pay/less employees.

    Of course, the system's also primed for abuse. Best Buy was mentioned in the last such article, and although they explicitly said that they didn't plan on implementing blocks or any actions against "less desirable" customers, there's nothing to stop the next guy down the street from refusing the customer who only buys the loss-leader rebated items (and nothing to stop BBY from changing this policy further down the road).

    For the vast majority of us who don't play such games, it means a better deal, for the most part. As other posters have mentioned, though, such lists probably should be subject to the guidelines of the Fair Credit Reporting Act, and store employees should always be given the option to override such list systems for returns.

    Ultimately, though, this falls into the same category as razor-blade-business-model printers and shortened warranties on products; the free market model assumes a buyer who is educated on the product (and I suppose a buyer who isn't looking to scam the store on said product), and that is a model that is contrary to the average consumer in the real world. How different is such a list, really, from a credit report or insurance analysis? Systems such as these are a way for businesses to compete effevctively in a tighter marketplace. No company has a right to a profit, but they do have a right (within the limits of the law) to implement policies and systems that give them the best chance to earn a profit. Conversely, the consumer has a right to choose a company with a totally different system. While you can certainly argue that the profits go straight to the major shareholders and CEO (and I won't dispute it), they do also make it to the customer in the form of cheaper (in both senses of that word, unfortunately) goods.

    In short, I'm not a fan of the system, but I do recognize its usefulness as well as the fact that people who do tend to abuse the system can always shop elsewhere (or straighten up).

    1. Re:Totally Torn on this one by whoppers · · Score: 1

      If there weren't so many retailers out there trying to make as much as possible with as little effort as possible (car sales), I wouldn't have any issue with paying a reasonable profit, but how can you trust anyone without doing the homework.

      I bought a new minivan a few months ago, during our negotiations, the salesman had the nerve to say "trust me, I take home over $5000 a month negotiating these deals, I'm on your side". We were there till closing, I ate dinner at 5PM before heading over. I didn't plan on being there till 10PM, but I was ready just in case.

    2. Re:Totally Torn on this one by allgood2 · · Score: 1

      This *IS* a hard issue, and you make some great points, but I still think the argument that, "The stores are building a home-grown "credit"-reporting system, and analyzing your risk as a financial investment." and privacy need to be explored more before people and corporations willing adopt such systems.

      For example, information about are day-to-day transactions are recorded almost everywhere. Most people "kind of" know this, but still accept the illusion of privacy. Which basically means, so long as your not using the data to effect policy against them, they could careless if your collecting it. But the issue is, when you deny a return based on a customer's return history, you SHOULD have a massive obligation to inform all your customers about your policies.

      I think your example is right, basically corporations are building their own internal credit reporting system, that label the customer as worthy or non-worthy. There's a reason why people have the right to check their credit histories--reasons steeped in abuse, false reports, inaccuracies, etc. But if I shop in store A, and purchase items weekly or even monthly, thinking I'm a good loyal customer. How would I know, if store A considers me a credit risk because I've return 1 item, 2 items, 3 items???

      It's like taking an exam but not knowing your being tested. If a store decides to use this aggregate data in ways that benefit them, but may cause harm to their customers, then there should be an obligation to inform the customer. I'd say when the system is implemented and once a year reports, and in the spirit of good will, perhaps little notices when someone is on the brink of falling into an undesirable category.

      For example, the lady in the article obviously assumed she was a good customer. She might have even thought herself a GREAT customer. She spends $2,000+ a year at a store consistently. She's "loyal" and obviously prone to random acts of splurging. Without anything informing her that she's not the type of customer the store wants, she's totally misguided in her customer status.

      Now, I'm not a returner. Mostly, I just don't care enough to go through the process, so my friends often reap the benefits of misguided purchases. But, I've been in situations where I've learned my customer status isn't as great as I thought. This was primarily due to an ownership change, but notice would have been greatly appreciated.

      For years, I shopped a particular catalog company. My mom loves them, I financially support my mom, so hence the account. The entire time, I shopped there the company used to send notice of my "excellent" status. The company had a policy, you could pay for items outright and they took off something like 10-15% or you could make payments. I use to mix this up. Some items I'd buy outright, other items I'd make payments. This allowed me not to break my budget but still get my mom the items she needed.

      Well, one day, I went to get her a new vacuum cleaner. No biggie. It wasn't even that expensive, but I decided to take the option for five payments, instead of buying it outright. But they rejected it. I'm like, "what? why?" Well, apparently, their financial division was purchased by a different corporation sometime during the last 4-6 months (then), and the new corporation decided that payment options were "credit" and "credit" require regular monthly payments.

      Apparently I got a lower ranking because, I often made 2 or 3 payments at once, and then would make the last payment when it was actually due. [The company was set-up for older shoppers--I believe--and basically if you purchased something on payment option would send a statement with the number of payments, the amount, and due date of each payment pre-printed.] So a if I purchased something in January the final payment wasn't due until May, and there was a coupon for each month. I'd often pay 3 months in February, then the reminder in April or May. Never a problem, had earned me an "excellent" customer rating from the st

    3. Re:Totally Torn on this one by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      I'm not a fan either, and I see its usefulness, but I believe they need to warn you up front that it's a final sale, not force you to find out in retrospect. They can't have their cake and eat it too...

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    4. Re:Totally Torn on this one by captaineo · · Score: 1

      I have no objection at all to a system like this. I recently returned some computer gear to Best Buy and was surprised at how generous their return policy is. I expected to pay some kind of restocking fee at least.

      That said, Best Buy does stand out in my mind for treating customers more like criminals than any other store I've been to (aside from Fry's). However their anti-fraud measures don't seem to result in lower prices. I'd rather pay retail somewhere else that will treat me with at least a presumption of innocence, or better yet less than retail with no sales tax on-line.

    5. Re:Totally Torn on this one by Forbman · · Score: 1

      The woman in the article may not realize it, but even with the $2,000 a year she spends, she may be far less profitable than a person who spends $200 on a single splurge purchase once.

      Oh, I don't know. Cash flow is cash flow. Companies of most retailers' size probably have "sweep accounts" for their daily cash register deposits. The till income is swept into an interest-bearing money market account daily. Actually, it doesn't officially earn interest, but some sort of funky credit system with the bank, that offsets costs on other accounts and transactions, etc.

      The longer it takes you to return the item, the more short-term interest they've made off of it, or they've been able to use your return to leverage against more long-term (and more profitable) instruments.

      But the system is set up to rook the consumer more and more. Think Check-21. Will the average consumer ever be able to set up a Net-30 or Net-60 account with a store? Nope. Consumers don't get float anymore, but companies will always have it...

  40. Re:Easy solution -- actually... by Hollinger · · Score: 1

    Have you noticed that sometimes when you return items (Best Buy comes to mind here) you have to provide contact information or a driver's license or other form of identification?

    Paying with cash would make it harder for the retailer, but they could still figure out that you're you.

    RadioShack I think was the worst about this -- up until a short time ago they asked for your phone number among other things upon checkout. I've never returned anything to them, so I don't know what their return policy was / is.

  41. Well by sulli · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Obviously the answer here is not to be a jerk who buys tons of clothes and then returns them. Why not, ya know, TRY THE FUCKING THINGS ON before buying? Or is it more fun just to spend $2000 at Express and then see what fits and what makes you look like an idiot?

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    1. Re:Well by ArbitraryConstant · · Score: 1

      The reason it works like it does is because the stores know they should never get in the way of the impulse buy. For women it's clothes, for it's gadgets (with exceptions to both). If you know you can return it, then you put a lot less thought into it and ultimately this benefits the store.

      People that think about their purchases are basically beside the point. They'll only return something if it's deffective.

      What I don't understand is why it's an arbitrary value rather than a ratio.

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      I rarely criticize things I don't care about.
    2. Re:Well by pkhuong · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm reminded of H&M, where they tell customers over the PA that they can just return items instead of waiting to try out the clothes. I guess the practice of buying and returning clothes isn't as bad as it sounds. Plus, there are situations where you simply can't know if it'll fit, be it because you're buying for someone else, (the following mostly applies to women, i guess ;) you don't have the support you want to try it with, or (you think...) you're bloated.

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    3. Re:Well by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, around here, I've actually seen stores that encourage you to do this. They have signs up that basically say, "Why wait for a changing room? We accept returns for 30 days, use it!"

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    4. Re:Well by HerbanLegend · · Score: 1

      Oh, Come on. If the retail industry is paying 31 Billion this year in return fraud, and then you close the loophole and save them all that money, does ANYBODY REALLY think that prices will... what? Fall? Give me a break. The market determines the profitability of an item, not the expense incurred in selling it. If people will pay $200 for a jacket, a jacket will cost $200 regardless of the expense of running the store. That $31 billion we save the retailing industry will go directly to the chairmen and the top stockholders.

      It's called capitalism, and it's all about making as much money as possible. These fraudsters are making it hard for Express to make more and more money year after year. Wow, I really couldn't care less.

    5. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What I don't understand is why it's an arbitrary value rather than a ratio.

      Uh, it IS a ratio. The ratio when the cost of your returns is making you a money losing customer.

    6. Re:Well by geeksgirl · · Score: 1

      You raise an interesting point. Let's take a moment to consider it.

      See, first off you have to deal with those tiny cubicles that are sized to accomodate midget hobbits. Then there's the curtain that just never closes properly on said cubicle. Add to that the flourescent lighting that makes you look like you've just been raised from the dead. And last but not least all those mirrors that allow you to see how fat your ass really is.

      Hmmmmm................

      If I had to try things on before I bought them I'd never buy anything. But by buying them and trying them on at home (and consuming copious amounts of alcohol) I can convince myself that it doesn't look so bad in natural light and my ass doesn't look like a hippo's.

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    7. Re:Well by doodlelogic · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Marks and Spencers in the UK have always until recently had the policy that they will take their products back without a receipt for an unlimited period. On the other hand, until recently they didn't take credit cards and didn't have changing rooms in most of their stores.

  42. Insurance companies use blacklists too by Wansu · · Score: 4, Informative


    People have had their homeowner's coverage dropped for making small claims and for even asking whether something was covered. This has been going on for several years. In essence, this represents a stealth conversion of policies to catastrophic coverage only. You might as well raise your deductable to $5000.

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    1. Re:Insurance companies use blacklists too by philo_enyce · · Score: 1

      i was told flat out by state farm that if i made more than 3 claims i would be dropped. that was not in one year, or in three years, but in my lifetime. unbelievable.

      philo

    2. Re:Insurance companies use blacklists too by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Over the past 25 years, my parents have made two claims on their homeowners insurance (Always with allstate.) The first, in 1989, was for water damage related to pipes that burst. This happened because the house was broken into in the dead of winter and the theives left the back door open. The second time was in 2003, also for water damage, although we still can't figure out exactly why the pipes burst (different house.) Our insurance company tripled my parents premium. Needless to say, my parents are no longer insuring with allstate, for anything.

    3. Re:Insurance companies use blacklists too by Forbman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, especially with homeowner's insurance, you have to figure out if the long-term costs of making a non-catstrophic claim like that are worth paying for or financing the problem out of your own pocket.

      I personally think it's a form of fraud for an insurance company to do what Allstate (and it's not just Allstate that does this) does.

      At least the premiums shouldn't stay tripled for the lifetime of the mortgage, and will come down eventually.

      Your car insurance works the same way. Get into too many accidents, whether they're your fault or not, and you get put into the shitmagnet...er, high-risk category.

      If your insurance on your car is $100/mo ($600 bianually), you got to figure that a $2000 claim for repairing your headlight and bumper for rear-ending someone, or replacing the door you screwed up when backing up into the garage, etc., is worth doubling that rate for the next 3 years...

      And some insurance companies are quicker at this than others. I'm more wary of low-priced insurers, because one claim with them will probably boot you into the higher-risk (and more profitable) categories.

      GEICO has been accused of doing this in the past (take a lifetime 0-claim safe driver, driving a Buick, who gets a silly speeding or no-stop ticket, who gets dropped by the company, and can only be insured by fly-by-night high premium companies now. So much for loyalty).

      I can't wait until companies start categorizing employees for pinkslips/downsizing based on their credit reports. And you thought HP's mandatory minimum substandard performer ratings were bad...

  43. I am against needless returns... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

    ...so this database isn't all bad. If they use it to kick out people that only buy stuff on sale. A lot of advertised specials are sold at a loss to get people into the store to buy other things with it. I would also hate it if they misclassify people then I'd be upset.

    There does need to be some protection against retailers abusing this practice though.

    I don't think it is fair to basically do the free rent thing, buy something for an event or a trip then return it after it is over, that is why restocking fees were put in place for certain kinds of items.

    1. Re:I am against needless returns... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Crap,
      "If they use it to kick out people that only buy stuff on sale."

      should be:

      "If they use it to kick out people that only buy stuff on sale, then I'd be upset"

      Sorry for the laziness in proofreading.

    2. Re:I am against needless returns... by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would be upset if a company used this kind of database to refuse service to people who only bought things on sale. Yes, companies take losses on sale items. It's not the customer's job to insure they buy enough other things that the company makes a profit in the end, though. If the company doesn't want the risk of people buying only what the company is losing money on, then they should adjust their prices so they aren't losing money on it.

    3. Re:I am against needless returns... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      Stuff on sale is still stuff.

      I'm reminded of a discussion I had where someone told me that regardless of a fault, think what a great deal I got. Rather forcefully, I explained to the fuckwit that the price I got was the price they sold it for and should still fully function at that price.

      Sale stuff is the retailers, not the customer's problem.

      As for freeloading, I agree. It's a shitty thing for customers to do. However, retailers concentrating on such a small number of people have an attitude problem - how about concentrating your energies on growing at the good end instead of seeking out the criminals?

  44. Aww... by Ikn · · Score: 3, Funny

    So no more returning cable modem and WAP boxes filled with rocks? Alright, back to the drawing board. Geek's gotta get himself through college...

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    I know nothing
  45. Re:Easy solution -- actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Radio Shack's been doing that for at least 2 decades (I remember when my father used to take me there as a kid.) I believe that was simply for advertising, not for tracking you. And if someone says you need to show a driver's license, just say you don't drive and don't have one.

  46. CAN WE SAY......Lawsuit Imminent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If companies in fact sell merchandise, no matter who to they have a policy regarding returns. If they fail to honour this policy eventually enough people will get together, file a class action lawsuit, and the companies doing this will suck it and wind up wasting a whole lot of money. Honestly with the margins on some of this merchandise this is ludicrous, maybe it makes sense for electronics or computer equipment but not for general purchases.

    1. Re:CAN WE SAY......Lawsuit Imminent by Bishop · · Score: 1

      Why bother with a class action lawsuit? If a store refuses to honor their return policy take the store to small claims court. (Assumeing that it was not a huge purchase.) That is what small claims court is for. Small claims court is really easy to work with. Do your homework, file a few forms, have a chat with a judge, and you are done.

  47. Sounds good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was in costco yesterday and I saw someone returning 2 large (costco-sized) pizzas. The clerk asked if anything was wrong with them and the guy shrugged and said he bought too many. The store took them back.

    If they can weed out assholes like that as customers, then I'm all for it.

    1. Re:Sounds good by trotski · · Score: 1

      To be fair, thats one of the Costco "priveleges of membership". It's costco's policy to accept returns on everything, no questions asked.

      A humourous story:

      I'm polish, a friend of ours once purchased one of those beer making kegs that was popular a few years back (it was one of those As Seen on TV products). so this guys buys this kit at costco, makes the beer.... he didn't like it. So he brought the full keg of beer back, didn't even clean it or anything... he put it on the customer service counter and said "You drink it!". costco accepted his return.

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  48. Cut him some slack. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After all the whining and bitching about NYT's registration policy getting modded +5, can you really blame the editors for finally giving in?

    And presumably he was being somewhat sarcastic when using "evil" and "intrusive". I'd even go so far as to say that he was making fun of the anti-registration crowd, even while trying to please them.

    Does the choice of this news service over the WP give you a lesser article? No. And it makes the tinfoil-wearers happy. So just... let it go, would you?

  49. Canopy Group by bayerwerke · · Score: 1

    Is 'The Limited" part of the Canopy Group by chance?

  50. Free economy means vote with your dollar! by bs_02_06_02 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We live in a free economy. If you don't like it, don't shop there. If you got screwed, camp out and make sure you let the store manager and each and every employee know that you'll spread your bad stories across the country.

    My mom worked in an interior design supply store, and she'd have customers come in on Friday, outfit their living room, and then on Monday, return everything. She knew what they were doing. But the owner of the store was unwilling to put a stop to it. The store went under after a few years.

    How would you like to lose your job because of this? Do you blame the store? Do you call your Senator? No. I think you do your best to deter "bad" customers.

    What they need to do is, for those frequent shoppers like the woman mentioned in the newspaper article (I did read the article), so that they see that she's a valued customer.

    These businesses are focused on removing the bad WITHOUT retaining their valued customers.

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    1. Re:Free economy means vote with your dollar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " We live in a free economy. If you don't like it, don't shop there."

      And if everywhere has the same bad practices? Don't keep calling it a 'free economy' then.

  51. Rentals by leon.gandalf · · Score: 0

    If it puts a curb on people 'renting' items then I am all for it.

  52. They should be ashamed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shame on them. It would be the same if an online forum would start giving "karma points" to people, and change their posts' visibility according to their karma, or even allow the "nicer" ones to moderate the others!

  53. Monkey Warfare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    (Don't do this. Don't do this. Don't do this.)

    In case you've been wronged by a retailer don't do this:

    Leave an egg salad sandwich someplace that can only be traced by smell.

    If they sell electronics find a dvd player that's powering a big screen tv. Make your own dvd with about 30 minutes of landscapes followed by a snuff film. Insert disk and leave. This works well for boomboxes and car audio sections too, just have 30 minutes of silence followed by an audio grab from the Spice channel.

    Spread pro-union leaflets around the store.

    Say the store has three widgets on the shelf and you know it's the kind of place that doesn't keep inventory in the back just move the three items, ask the sales drones you want one and make them play "hide and seek".

    Wear a flashing IR LED while shopping. Invisible to the naked eye but will freak out security when they see it on their monitors. If they hassle you tell them it's for nighttime hiking and you forgot it was on.

    Be creative!

    1. Re:Monkey Warfare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes very funny, but your making the peoples lives that work there hell, not the company.

    2. Re:Monkey Warfare by Goo.cc · · Score: 1

      "Spread pro-union leaflets around the store."

      I worked at a Walmart for a few months, a long time ago, and you should see the anti-union stuff they make new hires watch. If anything scares Walmart, it's unions.

    3. Re:Monkey Warfare by Mr.Spaz · · Score: 1

      Ah, but a company with no employees willing to work and nothing but "customers" pulling shenanigans will soon find itself in a difficult financial situation.

    4. Re:Monkey Warfare by pherris · · Score: 2, Informative
      "Spread pro-union leaflets around the store."

      Yeah, Walmart goes nuts when this happens. I like the idea. No damage to anything and it helps the employees see that a union might help them. Hurting the management while helping the workers.

      I worked at a Walmart for a few months, a long time ago, and you should see the anti-union stuff they make new hires watch. If anything scares Walmart, it's unions.

      Check out "Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America" by Barbara Ehrenreich. She got a whole chapter about working at walmart and describes what you're talking about.

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      "And a voice was screaming: 'Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?'" - HST
    5. Re:Monkey Warfare by pherris · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Leave an egg salad sandwich someplace that can only be traced by smell.

      I once worked at a large office where it was suspected a former employee placed about a dozen eggs in different places in the duct work. It seems after sitting there for a few days they finally cracked and release their nasty payload. The smell got into everything. They had an outside company come in, scrub down every inch of duct work and clean the chairs, carpet, couches, etc.

      We also had a problem with employees dropping straightened out paper clips into the vents of monitors. Fire up the monitor and you got a loud bang with a little smoke. I was one of the guys who had to swap them out so it wasn't much fun for me.

      The bigger question is why. Did they really hate the company that badly? Is this their only voice?

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      "And a voice was screaming: 'Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?'" - HST
    6. Re:Monkey Warfare by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      After reading about how poorly Best Buy employees treat customers, I wouldn't feel bad about that at all.

      I don't care if management encourages these practices; if you can't treat people properly without losing your job, then you need to find another job.

    7. Re:Monkey Warfare by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The bigger question is why. Did they really hate the company that badly? Is this their only voice?

      Yes, I would imagine so if they went to those lengths. What other type of "voice" do you think a disgruntled employee has?

      Now, not all disgruntled employees have a good reason to be (many are just lazy, incompetent, etc.), but many do. There's a lot of companies out there that treat employees like sh*t and work them to death for crap wages so they can extract the most profit. For those, I see nothing wrong with employees doing things to cost that company dearly.

      What comes around, goes around.

    8. Re:Monkey Warfare by Forbman · · Score: 1

      Yep, like the area that had a few Wal-Mart super centers, and the meatcutters there successfully managed to get union representation. Wal-Mart downsized them, and replaced on-site meat cutters with pre-packaged cut meat that IBP or Tyson was more than willing to supply them with.

    9. Re:Monkey Warfare by B.D.Mills · · Score: 1

      Wal-Mart downsized them
      Please don't use corporate newspeak. If they were fired, say so.

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      The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke
    10. Re:Monkey Warfare by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Bah. Take it from an union member, Walmart's just paranoid. I was treated a LOT better and not like a child at my non-union jobs than I am at this one.

    11. Re:Monkey Warfare by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I get this picture of employees being squeezed until they fit in a smaller box....

      Oddly enough, the scruffy old Walmart here (one of four locally) has better customer service than most other retailers; you can't turn around without tripping over an employee, and the ones that have been there a long time show it -- they're more than average-helpful. Which doubtless is part of why it's the highest-grossing Walmart in the country, even tho the facility has about had it (and is about to be rebuilt).

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    12. Re:Monkey Warfare by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      That said, there are an awful lot of folks who go into "utter destruction" mode way before they think of handling a situation any other way. I've had one or two acquaintances that went out LOOKING for a provocation. Stupid stuff like not getting a reciept would be grounds for a fiery bag of poo.

      As a network admin, I have a hard enough time cleaning up from people's inadvertant mistakes. We have policies, on the books, that call for termination if someone deliberately breaks something. (Or course catching anonymous vandals is another issue, which brings us back to the motive...)

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    13. Re:Monkey Warfare by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      As a network admin, I have a hard enough time cleaning up from people's inadvertant mistakes. We have policies, on the books, that call for termination if someone deliberately breaks something.

      If someone already knows they're being fired, has been given notice, or is about to quit, terminating them for antics like eggs in the vents isn't much of a deterrent... That's like threatening people who commit suicide with the death penalty.

      As for cleaning up after them, what's the problem? You're getting paid for your time aren't you? If someone causes some mischief, then you just have to spend your time cleaning up after it instead of working on other tasks. Those other tasks then get pushed out in the schedule. So in the end, the company takes a hit in the pocketbook.

      Don't tell me you actually work unpaid overtime for stuff like that. Stand up for yourself.

    14. Re:Monkey Warfare by eison · · Score: 1

      Not actually fired - you can't fire employees for unionizing, it's illegal.

      Instead, Wal-Mart stopped employing meat-cutters. At all, in any of their stores, in a bid to try to keep it legal.

      Wal-Mart has since been court ordered that this particular stunt was not acceptable. I can't find anything indicating the final end result. http://www.aflcio.org/aboutunions/ns06192003.cfm

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  54. "The Customer is ALWAYS RIGHT" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...EXCEPT if he disagrees with us, or "abuses" return "privileges" (by returning more than one item - shock horror).

    PS: These days, salespeople in consumer electronics retail stores tend to either be pushy (on commission) or surly and unhelpful (minimum wage). It really doesn't surprise me that a retail employee would have a grudge against customers who have the gall to interact with them and demand service. When I worked in retail, at age 16, I resented customers as well. It's a power issue. Adult salespeople have even more of a problem with this - bitterness from being stuck in a dead-end job combined with the customer/servant relationship inherent in their job equals resentment. A 30 year old Slashdot poster still working at Circuit City is probably going to be hostile to any customer requests just based on his own embarassment - people with superiority complexes who work menial jobs often carry this attitude of displaced hatred.

    IAAP

  55. Easier solution: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't buy shit. Ever.

    1. Re:Easier solution: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Don't buy shit. Ever.

      Probably joking but you have hit on one of the simplest paths to wealth and freedom:

      Need less.

  56. Two simple choices by rfc1394 · · Score: 1
    1. Pay cash and don't give personal information, thus they have no info to match against and as far as they are concerned they have no record.
    2. If they decline the return, when the credit card company bills you, decline the charge as a problem with the merchant. Then they can either accept the return and get their merchandise back, or they can eat the charge.
    It is one thing for a retailer to be having a problem with excessive returns where the customer may have used the merchandise they are returning, but to impose this on customers returning never used merchandise is untenable.
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    1. Re:Two simple choices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a "never used" costco pizza?

    2. Re:Two simple choices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What would be worse is "used only once".

    3. Re:Two simple choices by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Rule 1 and rule 2 are playing a game of Catch22.

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  57. Worst returns ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    A friend of mine manages a Home Depot - every year - I kid you not - they get christmas trees returned in January.

  58. Not all bad... by Kr3m3Puff · · Score: 1

    I noticed a couple comments that any private company keeping track of their customers should be made to disclose they are doing so. That seems more un-American and un-capitalistic then most things.

    Companies will reap what they sow, and is the responsabilities of those of us who are American consumers know how we feel about that. Personally I don't want some yokel "abusing" the system to drive my costs up because I am a "good" consumer who doesn't want to make life difficult by screaming at the top of my lungs to a store clerk to take back something I just don't want anymore.

    On the other hand, I want the company to realize the value I present to them, though I may not be as vocal as someone who is always upset. This type of marketing has an upside and downside. If you don't agree with, spend you money somewhere else.

    Now on the other hand, when a company becomes so large that it is a inordinate market share (e.g. McDonalds purchasing of Beef, Microsoft, etc) then they have responsabilites like the Government has. Or if there is colusion between different entities that then act like a monopoly (e.g. Oil Companies) then we need to step in and ensure a true competitive market, because we can't go spend our money somewhere else.

    Let us focus on real problems instead of companies just trying to manage their customers.

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  59. oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "for guys it's gadgets"

  60. That doesn't prevent them from declining a return. by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    No, they won't track your purchases, but they're still going to track your returns because they get to get your name, etc. when you return it.

    The problem with all of this "declining" of returns is that it's in direct violation of the UCC as it's been enacted in most states- simply put, if a purchased Item doesn't meet the intended purpose for any reason that isn't disclaimed at the time of purchase, the retailer is obligated by law to accept it back for a refund for a reasonable amount of time.

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  61. Possibly not... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I think you have to assume that they would only flag low volume people with excessive returns, the ones they are not making money from.

    However, I think your point may still hold in general that as return policies tighten customers are driven off - it could also happen from word of mouth by someone who has been denied a return. The effect of deniying returns to any one person might extend to a number of people beyond in ways they have not factored.

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  62. Unfair by awacs · · Score: 0

    ... this story was submitted by me last night at 11:20 PM under the name "Databases track customer return 'abuses'" and summarily rejected. So, why is it suddenly newsworthy today?

    1. Re:Unfair by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 2, Funny


      .. this story was submitted by me last night at 11:20 PM under the name "Databases track customer return 'abuses'" and summarily rejected.

      mebbe they have you flagged in a database somewhere for 'excessive submissions'

      just a thought...

  63. The problem is... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    That it's not quite the way you make it out to be- AND it's also in violation of the UCC as enacted by most of the states in the Union. A retailer is obligated to allow a customer to return an item that does not meet it's intended purpose for purchase for any reason not disclaimed at the time of purchase, so long as it's done within a reasonable time period that is openly posted somewhere within the store.

    The lady's experience is bogus and the retailer's in the wrong on several counts.

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    1. Re:The problem is... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      A retailer is obligated to allow a customer to return an item that does not meet it's intended purpose for purchase for any reason not disclaimed at the time of purchase, so long as it's done within a reasonable time period that is openly posted somewhere within the store.

      This is hogwash. A retailer is required to accept returns of things that are broken.

      You sound like a scammer who might buy a $60 computer book, read it, and return it. Typical. Is that right? No. You are trying to get something over on the retailer, something for free. It's neither honest nor right. For some reason, you seem to think retailers OWE you something, when in fact they owe you nothing. You are the kind of customer that gives customers a bad name. Go shop (steal) someplace else.

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    2. Re:The problem is... by commo1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      At no time did we ever violate a customer's "rights" to abuse the law. We simply denied him access to our services and products in order to continue abusing them. This may have skirted the law, but he was welcome to file suit against us. I gave someone the number for the lawyer referral line once. (don't get me wrong, these were extreme cases, 1 out or 1000 -- if they had freinds they would tell, that would save us the trouble.)

    3. Re:The problem is... by canajin56 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You are roughly correct as to what the UCC is, but not that it is a violation of it. It is for returns on an item that "is not suitable for its intended purpose". It is not for items that the customer changed their mind and doesn't want anymore, it is not for items that the customer realizes they already own one of. It is for items that don't do what they say they do, whether due to misleading advertising, or damage or defect. So, the store must accept returns if the item says it has a feature, but it doesn't. (Anything an item's package claims it can do is obviously an intended purpose). It must also accept returns on any item demaged or defective in such a way as to render the item non-functional. For example, a TV with a smashed in tube must be accepted for return. However, if the case is cracked, but the TV still works, they do not have to accept the return, as the item is still fit for its intended purpose. But if you found it cheaper somewhere else, or you realized you already bought one yesterday, then its completely up to the store, they don't have to take it back if they don't want to.

      And no, you can't say "But the intent of the purchace was to have a NEW sweater, not the same one again!" Because the law ISN'T about "Intended purpose for purchace," as you have written. Intended purpose means whether or not the item can do what it is intended for. A sweater is for wearing, not for being stylish and unique. If you BOUGHT it to be stylish and unique, and it isn't, that's tough luck for you, its intended purpose is to be worn, and it still can be.

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    4. Re:The problem is... by eSims · · Score: 1

      Karma to burn...

      I've been on both sides of the coin. I ran a PC shop for a while... soldem... boughtem... builtem... the whole bit.

      It all comes down to this (whether grocer, clothing, computer or other):

      If the store has nothing to offer me for their higher price then why shouldn't I buy off the net instead of local. I buy local because I EXPECT them to take a reasonable return (resaleable condition) if I find for some reason that what I purchased doesn't fit my needs.

      This expectation is in exchange for the 20-30% difference in price between local retail and what I can buy it for on the net.

      Just like /. likes to tell the RIAA/MPAA... go ahead... abuse your customers... see how long it lasts.

      If I can't return stuff (again, resaleable) then why should I buy local... I can get the same treatment off the net at a fraction of the price.

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    5. Re:The problem is... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      If the store has nothing to offer me for their higher price then why shouldn't I buy off the net instead of local. I buy local because I EXPECT them to take a reasonable return (resaleable condition) if I find for some reason that what I purchased doesn't fit my needs.

      Yes, and no.

      You should have a reasonable idea that the item you buy is near what you want. If you buy a $60 computer book, take the time to flip through it first. You should not be able to buy it, read it, and return it. Go sell it for used to a used bookstore if you want to recouver some of your investment. When I buy a NEW book, I want a NEW book, not one that some cheap-assed fucker has flipped through, bent the spine, whatever. Books are like anything else, the second they walk out the dook, their value goes down.

      Should I be able to return a work of fiction because I don't like the story? What about electronics? I take it home and open the factory sealed box and plug it in, I don't like it so I take it back. BUT IT IS NOT NEW ANYMORE, how can it be sold for the same price I paid? It can't and the retailer takes the loss. THIS IS NOT RIGHT.

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    6. Re:The problem is... by farnz · · Score: 1

      As an addendum to what you've just said; if your intended use for the goods isn't obvious from what they are (e.g. I bought a DVI-A to VGA cable; it's not working for connecting a DVI-I output to VGA input, so assuming the DVI-I output is working, it's obviously faulty), then don't pick goods off the shelf - ask the salespeople to find you something to fit your purpose. That way, you have right to return if it doesn't.

  64. If the government was going this by HangingChad · · Score: 3, Interesting
    People would have a shit fit if the government was assembling a detailed dossier on every American citizen. But when the government buys the data from private companies doing the same thing and aggregates it, no one has a problem with that.

    The real concern isn't this little system or that little system, it's the accumulated weight of information contained in all of them. Zero regulation about who collects it, how long and what it's used for.

    "Well now, Mr. Anderson, I see here you returned a pair of size 38 pants this week. Two years ago you returned a pair of size 32 pants. We have a certain image to maintain at this organization and expect our employees to reflect that image, Porky- I mean Mr. Anderson."

    That may sound hokey, but I bet it's closer to the mark than most people would feel comfortable admitting. It's not the routine uses that scare me, it's the routine abuses. And those are getting worse.

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    1. Re:If the government was going this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You never know the government might just step in. The article mentioned the two of the magic words, "laundering money."

      And we all know that since 9/11, the only people who would possibly need or want to launder money are terrorist sympathizers, right?

      Soon, if you return one too many things to your local retailer you might find yourself on the "no fly" list, or maybe winning a free vacation to lovely Gitmo.

    2. Re:If the government was going this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They would probably sell the name and address to the local weightwatchers, fitness-center, health-clinic, dietist, and lipo-surgeon...

    3. Re:If the government was going this by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      I agree. Data, no matter the volume, in the absence of context is not information. There are also disturbing links between these systems and law enforcement.

      The "No Fly" system used by the airlines actually started off life as a way to screen passengers who purchased a round trip for a one-way flight. Back then (may still be) you could buy a round trip ticket that required you to be back the next day for $200, whereas a one-way ticket was $600. Simpler and cheaper to just buy a pair of round trip fares.

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  65. Better by borgasm · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't the checkout system flag each purchase as "returnable" or "unreturnable." Let the customer know on their receipt.

    That would probably deter most of the people who buy stuff and then return it shortly afterward.

    I buy iffy things at retail stores because of their return policies. I can buy it cheaper online, but convenience weighs in.

  66. Home Depot has been doing this for a while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I used to work returns at home depot. They have been doing this for a while. Unfortuneately the black mark flags are based on returns with no record of sales. See, you have to show your drivers license to make a return, but you can pay with cash for purchases. So the computer has no idea how much you bought, just how much you returned.

    Basically if a person bought $100,000 worth of stuff and returning 1%, it would bring up the same flags as if somebody bought $1,000 and returned it all.

    Some of regular customers (contractors doing $10k a month in our store alone) always needed manager approval to return ANYTHING. (High shrink items or not). Needless to say the managers came as quickly as possible for these customers, but still it was a hassle for everyone involved.

    We could instandly black mark (no returns at all) somebody, which was nice when we knew people were stealing. Of course, as the returns guy, I had to deal with the people before a higher-up showed up.

    1. Re:Home Depot has been doing this for a while by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ---Some of regular customers (contractors doing $10k a month in our store alone) always needed manager approval to return ANYTHING. (High shrink items or not). Needless to say the managers came as quickly as possible for these customers, but still it was a hassle for everyone involved.

      If I was one of those contracters, I'd "schedule" a meeting with the store manager and corporate on my cell phone (on loudspeaker, mind you) and get that grift setteled out. Someone who buys on average 10K$ a month has lots of clout.

      And better yet is if the city has 3 or 4 different "construction" stores like Lowes, Menards, and such. A threat of just doing your 10K of business elsewhere is a big threat.

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  67. Re:Moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're the moron. People demanded that /. stop posting site registration links so thats what michael is doing. What is the problem?

    Idiot.

  68. Not to mention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ladies who need something nice to wear to a special occasion, wedding, night out, or whatever, who wear the clothing once and then return it. I'd hit them with a 50 percent restock/disposal/cleaning fee! Those sluts!

  69. Hope a balance is found by gone.fishing · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't think I have too much of an objection to this, I only return a couple of things a year and don't believe that I will rise to the level of "bad customer" based on that. I think most of us fall into that category.

    There are many things that cost business and each and every one of those costs is passed on to their customers. With few exceptions a company exists to provide profit to it's investors, it does not exist simply to provide a service to customers. So, as a customer, I am all for a company finding ways to operate cheaper (perhaps some of those savings will be passed on to me).

    I hope the database taps in to criminal records, so that it declines returns to people who have been convicted of shoplifting, fraud, bad checks and that sort of thing. Those are the people most likely to be committing some sort of return fraud.

    Now, having said all of these things about why I think this is a good idea, I'll tell you what I think concerns me.

    I think people have a right to know that their return information is going to be entered into a database that may be used against them. This should be done at the time of purchase so people will have that moment to make a buy/don't buy decision. They should be reminded of this before the return is processed. They should also be informed before they make any other decision that the business may enter into the database.

    People should have the right to respond to the information contained in the database and allowed to provide their own explaination.

    Gift returns should probably be handled a little differently (they should still count though).

    The "statute of limitations" for non-criminal information in the database should not be excessive (perhaps a year). The fact that you returned a few too many things should not haunt you forever.

    Proof of identification should be required for any action that makes it into the database. That way John Smith #1 and John Smith #2 won't be confused. This proof should not be tied to a person's social security number. Soundex information should not be used. The guiding principal should be that if the information is not absolute it should not be held against an individual.

    The database should not be the sole deciding factor. If the database declines a return, a manager should make the actual decision after listening to the customer.

    The information in the database should remain independant of credit information and should be considered somewhat private and not used for other purposes.

    Stores who participate in this system should post notices on their door (just like they do for Visa and other credit cards).

    Things like faulty or spoiled products should never be held against a customer. Obviously these kinds of returns should never be entered in the database.

    Customers should be able to know what their "score" is and what their information contains. This should be provided for free and should be automatic in the event of a decline.

    1. Re:Hope a balance is found by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure. I've recently bought an HP 2510 printer, etc., I've already exchanged it once, and I'm about to exchange it again. This time it stopped recognizing the network. HP seems to really be letting their QA go downhill, but I'm the person returning them. A few more run arounds, and I may be ON that list. (Well, it's not Best Buy...but still...)

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    2. Re:Hope a balance is found by gone.fishing · · Score: 1
      Thats why I said: "Things like faulty or spoiled products should never be held against a customer. Obviously these kinds of returns should never be entered in the database."

      I haven't had the same kind of problems with HP printers but I have had the same kind of luck with other products, some times it is a "bad batch" or just plain old "rotten luck."

  70. Costco's return policies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Costco has an insane return policy. They let you return pretty much any purchase from their stores as long as you have the reciept. Once I returned a computer I had for 2 years and they gave me my $2500 back in CASH! Shortly after that, they ammended their return policy on computer hardware to six months (which is still pretty wild). I know people that will buy other big ticket items like big screen TVs and such and return them a few years later and buy a newer, better, cheaper one from there and restart the process all the while getting a little more money back each time. It's pretty crazy if you ask me, but thats what they (Costco)claim makes them better than Sam's Club or any other store for that matter.

    1. Re:Costco's return policies by IceWing_mk1 · · Score: 1

      Yep, Costco actually understands the value of the customer. As for the computers, I believe they changed the policy to complete systems as opposed to individual components.

      Out of curiosity, and somewhat related to this, I won't take stuff back, even to Costco, if I feel that it has lasted a solid life for such a component when it dies... So, what is a good lifespan for a CRT or LCD display these days?

  71. Legality by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Can you even be legally denied the option to return a product, if you follow the manufacturer's rules ( ie, orignal box, not trashed, under 'x days', etc. )?

    I realize this is a 'private' business ( the store ) and can refuse business, but they are 'open to the public', so they cant just make things up as they go along...

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  72. Re:That doesn't prevent them from declining a retu by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

    The thing is, in this case, there was nothing wrong with the merchandise. The shopper just realized that she already had something like it at home. People should be more thoughtful about what they spend their money on. If you buy clothes and frequently return them, it might seem to the store that you are just wearing them and then returning them.

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  73. Return policy should be staticly linked by jpatters · · Score: 1

    I think a more ethical way to handle this is for the software to determine the return policy at the time of purchase, and then the customer has the opportunity to refuse to make the purchase under a no-returns condition. So the woman from the example in the article would have been prsented with the no-returns-from-you-anymore condition at the time of purchase, and she could have said "no thanks, good bye."

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  74. There are abusive customers. by Maul · · Score: 1

    There are abusive customers who cost a company more money than it is worth. They exist in every industry. At some point, the biggest abusers may find themselves "excommunicated" from the services of a particular company.

    I knew some people who worked on a tech support team for a piece of business software. A particular customer called in to support habitually, asked questions about simple things he could have easily found in the manual, wasted the time of the techs repeatedly, and was ultimately abusive towards them.

    It came to the point where the supervisor of the team made the decision to inform the customer that they would no longer be supporting him, gave permission to the team to hang up on him, and even suggested he go with a competitor's software package in the future.

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  75. Re:That doesn't prevent them from declining a retu by anagama · · Score: 4, Interesting

    • The problem with all of this "declining" of returns is that it's in direct violation of the UCC as it's been enacted in most states- simply put, if a purchased Item doesn't meet the intended purpose for any reason that isn't disclaimed at the time of purchase, the retailer is obligated by law to accept it back for a refund for a reasonable amount of time.

    I'm no expert on the UCC, but the concept you are talking about is commonly called the warranty of merchantability - i.e., if you sell something that claims to be an Xwidget - it will do the things Xwidgets do.

    The example in the article was of a woman who bought a shirt, took it home, discovered she had a similar shirt already, and decided to return it. In this example, there was apparently nothing about the shirt that caused it to fail to perform as a shirt normally would (e.g. ripped seams). In other words, the item did fulfill it's intended purpose - don't cloud the item's inherent purpose with the customer's subjective purposes (e.g., having no duplicate shirts). In other words, "Buyer's Remorse" does not call into question whether the purchased item performs as the item was intended to perform.

    Don't take this to mean I approve of stores doing this - I don't. I'm just a bit apprehensive about relying on the UCC to legislate against a long standing common law doctrine. By the same token, it isn't so interesting to me that I'd want to research it. Got a citation?

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  76. Open Letter to Michael by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Mikey:

    Use Firefox + BugMeNot to get to the WashingtonPost article.

    Oh, and grow up.

  77. If that happens to me, I have an easy solution. by Talonius · · Score: 4, Funny

    I start screaming while I throw shit at the cashier and manager who can't do anything but listen to a fucking computer.

    God.

    When are people going to learn that policies and rules are not meant to be zero tolerant? The increasing computerization of our society means everyone of us is being pigeonholed into a specific, discrete category with no ability to escape that categorization. Instead, we're forced to "bear" these types of bullshit.

    And we, as a society, complain when we aren't allowed to have responsibility or power. Yes, they go hand in hand. We don't trust our teachers to make decisions regarding the promotion or demotion of a student, so we provide them with a hard rule that can't be bent. We don't trust our managers of our stores to ensure they're profitable so we make all the decisions for them, despite the fact that the local situation is better comprehended by a local manager who is competent.

    And in all of these situations where we don't allow decisions to be made we place individuals who are braindead and incapable of making those decisions when the systems break. What happens post Christmas when the return system breaks? Do you send everyone away, afraid that you might be letting someone get away with a $30 theft? To protect your $30.00 you're denying hundreds of legitimate customers their money?

    FUCK THAT.

    You can cart me out screaming and hollering and sue me for abuse. I'm getting tired of the system, and I intend to start fighting back. This is all bullshit. I'm no stranger to being tossed out from stores, or from screaming at the top of my lungs about what a dipshit someone is, so this is just another fucking cherry on the top of the sundae.

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    1. Re:If that happens to me, I have an easy solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So you're saying that if someone don't get their way, they should throw a tantrum? How about if someone sees something that they'd like, but the price to too high? Should they sit on the floor and scream "I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it!"?

      It occurs to me that there is a reason children are punished for behaving like that. I assume that you were just indulged in all your wishes. Hope I never see you in a store.

    2. Re:If that happens to me, I have an easy solution. by SparklingClearWit · · Score: 1

      If this is the way you act in a store, I can see it becoming a problem for you.

      You either A.) Didn't RTFA (likely) or B.)Are a whiny baby pissypants (also likely).

      Either way, the thrust of this method is to identify ABUSIVE and fraudulent customers. I doubt anyone is going to give a flying fuck if you want to return your Bratz doll because you don't like her hair.

      It's when you start trying to return them after you've played with them, or for some other superfluous reason, that the problem becomes more apparent.

  78. What a hypocrite! by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Customers avoid intrusive practices; although this story was written by the Washington Post and I have the URL to the original story available, I declined to link to washingtonpost.com because of their intrusive registration.

    That's morally no different than someone buying an outfit, wearing it and returning it for credit (or not, in this case). You have no problem with leeching their content for free. As registrations go, the Post's is pretty benign.

    What kind of data mining are they going to do? Someone as paranoid^h^h^h^h^hcautious are you could surely be clever enough to make something up? But even that's halfway sleazy (vs your total sleaziness).

    The Post isn't a charity, sweetheart. Neither is any other online newspaper. If you don't like the fact that there's some minimal price to be paid either remain (more) ignorant or get off your ass and pay the $1.50 for the Sunday paper.

  79. Fine, but comply with the law... by TheMCP · · Score: 1

    Here in Massachusetts, if you have a posted return policy, you have to live by it. Just because some computer decides it doesn't want to take the return doesn't mean you don't have to take it. If your policy says you would take it back, you have to, or the store is liable for fines. (Fines can run into the hundreds of thousands of dollars.) If you have no posted return policy, you can be made to take back almost anything. (And, posted means it has to be where customers can see it before they make a purchase. Printing it on the back of the receipt doesn't count.)

    Also, if the item is defective, the law requires that the return be accepted regardless of the return policy, and the purchaser has the right to have their choice of a full refund in the form used to pay for the item (they can't say you can only have store credit unless that's how you paid), exchange for same, or the item repaired. There are additional consumer rights as well. Google the Massachusetts Attorney General's office for more information, or contact your own state's AG's office to inquire about your own consumer rights.

    Knowing how few things I've had to return in my life (3 or 4 per decade perhaps), I do think that anyone who returns things regularly is probably just being a jerk to the store... so, I don't have a problem with the idea of stores turning some such people away as problem customers, but I think they should actually accept that last return (as long as either their return policy or the law says they should) and then tell the customer "Please don't come back."

    1. Re:Fine, but comply with the law... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      Here in Massachusetts, if you have a posted return policy, you have to live by it. Just because some computer decides it doesn't want to take the return doesn't mean you don't have to take it. If your policy says you would take it back, you have to, or the store is liable for fines. (Fines can run into the hundreds of thousands of dollars.) If you have no posted return policy, you can be made to take back almost anything. (And, posted means it has to be where customers can see it before they make a purchase. Printing it on the back of the receipt doesn't count.)
      Reminds me of a day when a friend bought a pron DVD in a pron video store. He bought it on the sales rack. The clerk forgot to stamp the receipt.

      Turns out the DVD was defective. So he returns it. Good thing I hopped along with him; the clerk took the receipt and promptly stamped it "final sale". Seeing this, I wrench the receipt from his hand and I rub it against my (old) tee-shirt, so the wet ink transferred to the shirt, as a proof that he just stamped it.

      I then proceeded to very loudly complain about him being a fucking cheater.

      Normally, people being ashamed of buying pr0n won't complain when they get screwed. Boy was the guy in for a surprise!!! Of course, this scared the other customers who quickly left; before long, the store was virtually empty.

      Comes the manager and he tells me he's gonna call the police. I said, "go ahead, I'll tell them what a goddammed fucker you are; I'll ask them to ask for the security camera recording to prove that the salesman stamped the receipt after the fact". That quickly shut him up, and he promptly refunded my friend. Of course, everytime a customer entered, I started shouting louder that they were a bunch of fuckers...

      Nothing like complaining loudly in a crowded store to bring those fucking retailers in line.

  80. Don't be a cheat. Protect yourself from cheats. by karlandtanya · · Score: 2, Interesting
    A purchase is a contract. If a purchase is anything other than an "as-is" cash sale (warranties, returns policies, financing agreements, etc.), both parties should have a copy of the terms of the purchase (the contract). In retail, this is typically a returns policy and a warranty.


    If it's a $0.59 piece of gum, it's kind of silly. But if you're buying a $2,000 plasma TV (saw one at Wal-Mart yesterday), it might be worth your effort to collect this documentation before you part with your money.


    Read and understand any contract before you enter into it. Again, this will probably be the returns policy and warranty. If you don't like the contract, don't enter into it. It is generally not a good idea to modify the contract in these instances. It may be technically legal, but you probably don't want to go to court over it. If the policy is unacceptable to you, shop somewhere else.


    Pay with Visa. Other credit cards may offer similar purchase protection; this is not a Visa ad. It happens that I use Visa, and have had to use this process a couple of times in the past fifteen years. It has worked for me every time.


    If the vendor refuses to honor the terms of the sale (e.g. won't take a return that the policy says he should), document what happened.


    Do not get angry or belligerent. Do not try to "make them pay", "get even", or make the vendor lose face. Just make a sincere attempt act under the terms of the contract.


    Document what you did. Document what the merchant did. Do this immediately, while it's fresh in your mind.


    Tell the truth. Lying to get something for nothing is fraud, and you're deliberately creating a paper trail here. If you're wrong, deal with it. Don't try to scam the system.


    Contest the charge with Visa. You will need to provide documentation showing:

    The terms of the sale (the documented contract, consisting of copies of all policies, receipts, whatever you agreed to). That's the stuff that's written down at the time of the sale! "I remember the salesman told me I could bring it back" is not documentation.

    Specifically how the merchant did not comply with the terms of the sale.

    The fact that you made a good faith attempt to resolve the issue with the merchant.

    Your statement that the following charges (here you specify the items on your Visa bill) are erroneous, fraudulent, not owed, or whatever the case might be.

    If it's a return that was refused, you may also indicate that you will retain the item for a reasonable time period during which the vendor may arrange to pick it up. After that, you will dispose of it as you see fit. This is not necessary, but will help support your case that you're not trying to scam the merchant.


    Do this within the time limit specified by Visa for contesting of charges. Typically 60 days from close of statement on which the purchase was made.


    Works for me. Haven't had to do it too many times, but every time, Visa has refunded the charges.


    Most recently, with the Sprint store.


    If you're going to try to scam the vendor, you're not going to have any luck for very long. You will lose credibility with Visa (or whoever you use) if you contest charges every week. That's because you're trying to cheat the vendor.


    If it sounds too good to be true, it is. Don't even bother to read the contract if you think you're going to get something for nothing. You're not. Just leave. Or your own greed will get you.

    And just because it seems to piss off some people around here, I'll repeat the same wisdom my father told me:

    You can't cheat an honest man.


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  81. Cash sometimes leads to worse treatment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I usually do pay with cash, but I have noticed in computer stores particularly, you get treated even worse for being an unknown quantity. I was trying to buy an LCD monitor with cash and the Mc-Computer store personnel treated me with suspicion all the way. They demanded personal information before they retrieved a box from the back of the store, and flatly insisted I buy an extended warranty before they would sell it to me. They wouldn't take no for an answer (probably illegal on their part) and I finally left.

    I used to spend lots of money at that store, but now I go to Mc-Computer store # 2 down the street - that first store no longer gets any of my thousands of dollars of business. And, oh yeah - that LCD screen? Store # 2 had it ON A SHELF, actually accessible to their customers instead of hidden in the back, and on sale for $50 less. I grabbed a box, carried it to the cashier, paid with cash, and left. Sweet justice.

  82. Then there's the customers they really hate by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    Since all these garments most likely have rfid sewn into each stitch, the retailers will know when you are nearing their store and simply pull that big metal grate down before you walk in.

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  83. Signature != Your Name by Cadre · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The rules in the merchant agreement state that the card must be signed - blank cards can be signed right there, but anything other than a signature invalidates the card.

    A signature need not take the form of one's name though. Any mark made with the intention of agreeing to or validating a document can be considered a signature. When the person wrote the words "Check ID" on their card they are making a mark with the intention of agreeing to the terms of the card.

    Here is some further reading dealing with digital signatures but touches upon what defines a signature. American Bar Association and The Journal of Information Law and Technology.

    Is it worth it to try and argue what a signature is with the 800 lb gorilla that the the Credit Card company is though? Probably not... It's probably easier just to get one of those CitiBank cards with your photo on it.

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    1. Re:Signature != Your Name by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Not from what someone was saying earlier about CitiBank's policies.

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    2. Re:Signature != Your Name by nolife · · Score: 1

      I have an AMEX with my picture, no one seems to look looks at that or the signature. Maybe they look at it real quick but I never see them look at the card and then look at me in a manner that they are trying to compare the two.

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  84. My opinion by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

    Buying stuff should be anonymous. They don't need to know personal information cause it's your right to privacy.

    Returning stuff, they do have a right to some basic information. Imagine someone buying clothes, wearing it with the tags for one day, perhaps for a dance, then returning it the next day?

    As for electronics, I don't know about that area.

    And a side note, I hate it when forms ask me for a phone number, in a required way. I do NOT have my own phone line. And no, I don't like putting down someone else's phone number that I have access to.

    1. Re:My opinion by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      And a side note, I hate it when forms ask me for a phone number, in a required way. I do NOT have my own phone line. And no, I don't like putting down someone else's phone number that I have access to.

      Try my favourite answers to web forms "confidential", "unavailable" and "not telling". sometimes though, you have to find the right words to bypass the validation.

    2. Re:My opinion by mikechant · · Score: 1

      Alternatively:
      I always use 0115-8765 432 for my phone number.
      This is a valid format (for a Nottingham, UK phone number), is easy to remember, and doesn't actually exist (I check periodically).

      I'm sure you can construct something similar for your locality.

  85. Hotel??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So people who want to bargain with a place that is mostly empty are not worth the trouble? I'll tell you what the trouble is, people/owners of hotel franchises, that are substandard in their cleanliness, repair and general upkeep of those places asking PREMIUM prices for what are basically one night "flop houses". I never damage anything, steal etc., yet I am forced to subsidize those who do. Since when is a hotel, even with uber high speed internet connections, ever worth more than the local hostel down the street? I have lived the world over, and I can assure you that a place to sleep overnight shower, and shit, really ain't worth that much. Unless you have a pregnant virgin and an ass.

    1. Re:Hotel??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get the hotel thing either... people get excited about hotels all the time. For me it's just a matter of a clean bed and bathroom. It's a hotel, for fuck's sake, what are you gonna do, live in there for a year? I've stayed at lots of campgrounds, hostels, etc, and all I can say is the cheaper the better, again, as long as it's clean.

  86. Re: books are overpriced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those folks hanging out at B&N all day should try the library instead. More people are going to the library now because books are so hideously overpriced.

    If you're only going to read a book once (pretty likely), why pay $20-$35 for it just to have it sitting on your shelf? It only cost the publisher $2 to make, and they have to absorb the costs of all the books that go unsold because they COST TOO DAMN MUCH.

    Get your tax money's worth-- use the library and screw B&N. They're the Starbucks of booksellers anyway, pushing the little guy under.

  87. Insurance is worse by Bruha · · Score: 0, Troll

    People are getting charged higher insurance AUTO, HOUSE whatever just for having a low credit score. So forget that discount you may be getting when you turn 25 they can just turn around and say you have a low score and it makes you a risk.

    The kicker is that they say they dont know what specific information on the reports causes their score to go up or down it's just a number they are presented with. Which they then say you are entiteled to a free credit report.. hey stuff may be there but what specific item makes me a bad driver?

    I've never been in a wreck.. so I find it unfair.

    1. Re:Insurance is worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The hilarious part of this is that it can work for you. I was in an accident in July and totalled a $24,000 car. The insurance company paid off the car, paid for the repairs to the other guys car (which was actually fairly minor; my car had rolled, hence the total), then in September when my insurance policy came up for renewal my premiums went DOWN. The reason? Good credit history. AHAHAHA! Granted, this was my only major claim with this insurer, but it was a whopper!

  88. Radio Shack doesn't demand your name anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Remember when Radio Shack always demanded your name?
    Remember when yo usaid I don't want to give it to you they said they had to have it?
    Remember when you almost choked the guy behind the counter?

    They quit asking for some reason.

    Just keep saying no, stand on your rights and eventually they will give up. Including saying NO when asked for your socialism serial number (you know, that number the government gives all it's inventory, even it's human resources and also any cows it happens to own).

    1. Re:Radio Shack doesn't demand your name anymore by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much what I did to them. I had about $60 worth of assorted stuff, nothing big in itself but it added up. I was paying cash, not by check or card, so there wasn't any actual need to see my ID. The clerk insisted I had to give them my address and phone number before he could complete the sale. This was in a mall store, lots of customers, and being I was just getting off of work I was wearing pretty nice business clothes. I raised my voice so the whole store could hear and said:

      "I want to buy these items. I'm paying in cash. If you don't want my money don't give me the runaround about needing my address, just say so and I'll go somewhere else.".

      It was amusing how fast the clerk could close the sale without my address and phone number after that. :)

    2. Re:Radio Shack doesn't demand your name anymore by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Remember when Radio Shack always demanded your name? ..... They quit asking for some reason.

      I remember sometime after they started giving away CueCats that they stopped asking for your name. I can not be sure, but I strongly suspect that Radio Shack got into major trouble asking kids their addresses which resulted in Digital Convergence harassing them. I know one of my nephews, a minor, was harassed by DC's lawyers, which lead to an exchange of letters with the head office.

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  89. Washington Post Registration by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

    Michael wrote:

    although this story was written by the Washington Post and I have the URL to the original story available, I declined to link to washingtonpost.com because of their intrusive registration.

    The Washington Post's registration isn't "intrusive." It's a totally voluntary process in which you trade information for access to their content. Don't want to give them the information? That's fine -- you just won't get to see all of the content. Just like what happens on Slashdot when you choose not to give them money for a subscription.

    1. Re:Washington Post Registration by vsync64 · · Score: 1
      Don't be fatuous. Just like all these stores have a totally voluntary return process in which you trade UCC regulations for the ability to purchase food and clothing.

      For the record, the Washington Post does have intrusive registration. Every time I go to look at a story and I haven't preloaded their cookie, their blocker comes into play and gives me the smarmy message "it's free and it's required". I can just imagine the insulting smirk on their webmaster's face. Well guess what. It's not required. And I click away to read something else. Just like I ignore the music industry and most of what the movie industry puts out.

      In your high-and-mighty tirade, did you stop to notice that Michael actually followed your recommendation exactly? He explained that he wasn't using their site, then went further and explained why and what about their policies he found objectionable. It sounds like he's using the free market to his advantage, and not compromising his preferences. Meanwhile you're mocking the attempts of others to use reason to change the world according to their preferences.

      I don't know where your attempt at a snarky aside regarding Slashdot subscriptions came from. Perhaps you are attempting to emulate Michael's use of irony? You fail, however, when the alert reader notes that Slashdot does not require that you subscribe, or even exist in its database at all in order to view its content. If you wanted to be clever, you could have mentioned how Slashdot autoblocks IPs and address blocks that post too many downrated comments, or that act as proxy servers. That would have been relevant to the discussion.

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    2. Re:Washington Post Registration by a24061 · · Score: 1

      What content on Slashdot is available only to readers who subscribe or register?

    3. Re:Washington Post Registration by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      What content on Slashdot is available only to readers who subscribe or register?

      Full user comment history, for one thing. Late-breaking stories, for another.

    4. Re:Washington Post Registration by a24061 · · Score: 1
      Good point, but late-breaking stories do become fully accessible stories, so you could send a non-registered friend a link to an article you think he or she might find interesting or useful and he could read it without having to register.

      I think it is the idea that you have to hand over personal information in order to read the news that people find objectionable.

    5. Re:Washington Post Registration by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      Don't be fatuous.

      Don't be a ass. (I'm guessing that you're going to have trouble with that one.)

      For the record, the Washington Post does have intrusive registration. Every time I go to look at a story and I haven't preloaded their cookie, their blocker comes into play and gives me the smarmy message "it's free and it's required".

      "Preloaded their cookie"? You act like there is some kind of process involving a complex command line and removable media to get the cookie into place. Are you too stupid to turn on cookies for their site? On my computer, the cookie for the Washington Post is persistent. It's not their fault if you auto-delete cookies so that people can't tell that you visited hoof fetishist web sites. Nor is it their fault if you browse their site from the public library's computer. Most of us have our own computers, register once, log-in once, and everything just works.

      In your high-and-mighty tirade, did you stop to notice that Michael actually followed your recommendation exactly? He explained that he wasn't using their site, then went further and explained why and what about their policies he found objectionable.

      If you were half as good at reading as you are at whining, you would know that I did not recommend that people withold or delete links to the Washington Post's web site. Nor did I recommend that they replace said links with complaints about the registration process. I recommended that they, personally, not visit the site if they are uncomfortable with the registration. I have a registration to the Post's web site and a link would have taken me straight to the story, so why in the hell do you believe that I was recommending that people not post links to the Washington Post's web site?

      You fail, however, when the alert reader notes that Slashdot does not require that you subscribe, or even exist in its database at all in order to view its content.

      No, I did not "fail" -- you did. Slashdot requires a registration to see complete comment histories for users (rather than the most recent 24 comments) and it requires registration to see many just-released news stories. If you reply, please admit that you were wrong in your claim that non-subscribers have access to all Slashdot content.

    6. Re:Washington Post Registration by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      Good point, but late-breaking stories do become fully accessible stories

      Agreed, but then the linked-to sites are Slashdotted and news is less valuable as it becomes less "new."

      I think it is the idea that you have to hand over personal information

      Well, you really don't since you could sign up as "John Doe" in "Anytown" who lives on "Maple Street" -- ignoring the ethics questions that may arise.

      in order to read the news that people find objectionable.

      You have another option: You could subscribe to The Washington Post and get "push content" delivered to your doorstep. ;-) Let's not forget that The Washington Post is a for-profit newspaper that has been around since 1877, not just some banner-ad-supported website that copies news from other sources. They employ a huge editorial staff that researches and writes the stories that appear in print and on their web page.

      I am betting that demographic information allows the Post to charge more for ads and that means fewer ads and better targetting. That lets them continue to deliver their top-notch content at no charge to the users without only a modest number of ads. That seems fair to me, though I also understand those who wish to protect their privacy. In summary, you can't satisfy everyone. Some would prefer more ads an no registration. Others would prefer no ads and a paid subscription. But the Post has to decide on how they want to distribute their content and free registration is what they chose.

  90. Now, THAT'S a first! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...although...I have the URL to the original story available, I declined to link to washingtonpost.com because of their intrusive registration.

    What's up Michael? Did they refuse to kick-back some ad revenue to ya or something?

  91. Re:That doesn't prevent them from declining a retu by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1
    The thing is, in this case, there was nothing wrong with the merchandise. The shopper just realized that she already had something like it at home. People should be more thoughtful about what they spend their money on. If you buy clothes and frequently return them, it might seem to the store that you are just wearing them and then returning them

    The significant thing here is that it sounds like the store's system was poorly done. It sounds like it looked at the number of returns per customer, rather than the percentage. This customer wasn't returning a higher percentage than other customers, but she shopped there frequently. So, she was buying and keeping a lot more items than a "normal" customer, too.

  92. Re:Easier solution - get it free with FREECYCLE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We all buy way more stuff than we really need, and it just ends up cluttering your house.

    Get it for free instead! Don't throw out your unused junk, give it to someone who can use it! Join FreeCycle!

  93. *You* encouraged the "fucking dirtbag freeloaders" by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    as if all the fucking dirtbag freeloaders hanging out and treating the store like it was their personal lounge wasn't bad enough

    Whilst I've never seen a B&N store personally, if they're anything like Borders and Waterstones in the UK, they'll have attempted to create a fake-bohemian atmosphere, where people can lounge around, read books, and buy coffee.

    Now, chain bookstores are out to make money (particularly Borders, who have a reputation as being a bad employer). Thus, they create this atmosphere to (they hope) make them more money.

    If they were more open about "buy stuff or get out", they would probably put the customers off, who then might not spend as long browsing, and would ultimately spend less (if only on coffee).

    So, my point is... if the bookshops encourage this (fake) atmosphere in order to make money, you really can't complain when people start to buy into it.

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  94. Michael: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "I declined to link to washingtonpost.com because of their intrusive registration."

    You, Sir, are a twit.

    The whole story is a non-issue. When the consumers try to game the system, they diserve to get gamed back. I guess you believe that the handling and paperwork caused by these inconsiderate shoppers should be eaten by the seller. You probably also bitch that the seller has the audacity to add a markup to their cost of goods sold and actually profit.

    At the risk of sounding repetitive: You are a Twit!

  95. We have one by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    It's called the Better Business Bureau.

  96. Not necessaarily true by mwooldri · · Score: 2, Informative

    I hate to state this but it depends on where your credit card is issued and who the issuer is. I work for a major credit card company, and basically there is still a lot of "Buyer Beware" out there. If a store makes plain clear and simple what their return policy is and they deny a return because of it being out of policy then as long as there is documentation that can be provided that proves the customer was aware of this then a credit card company may well back them up and not issue you a credit. But often stores do not make clear their return policy and then rely on a small sign in the store as their defence.

    Before working for this major credit card company, I worked for two main retail chains in the UK. PC World just had a statement that they accept returns within your statutory rights (i.e. they stick to the letter of UK law which btw is much more liberal than US sales law anywhere). I only worked there a few months because my wife dragged me Stateside. But UK credit cards tend to back you up more than US ones in the case of store returns. Before that I worked in Burtons - the menswear store. They had a great big sign at the cash register which clearly stated in big print what the return policy is (simply said: unhappy with your purchase for any reason, then please return your unworn merchandise within 30 days for full refund). They also had it printed on the back of the till receipt. This way, since anyone who made a purchase was given a receipt, hey presto they had a copy of the stores' return policy.

    If The Limited print on the back of their receipts what the policy is and have it in big bold type at the register then customers do not have a leg to stand on when making a return because that would be the sales contract that they entered into. I don't know what their policy is because I don't shop there. I hate to say this I'm more of a Wal Mart shopper.

    Mark.

    1. Re:Not necessaarily true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But UK credit cards tend to back you up more than US ones in the case of store returns.

      So can I get a UK visa for use in the USA??

    2. Re:Not necessaarily true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get an Amex (Amex Blue has no yearly fee and is a nice cashback card) or Discover. They are much more willing to screw merchants on your behalf than MC/Visa tend to be.

  97. 3 days law by TyrranzzX · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Stores must take merchandise back within 3 business days if the customer believes it is flawed, and return payment. Perhaps she returned it in perfect condition, but the store won't give the money back because it feels she is taking advantage of them. If she returned the clothing with a complaint such as "hey, I payed $80 for this brand name clothing, and it isn't double stiched" or something to that degree, then she'd have an arguement.

    As for the "perfect" solution, I'v got an idea; Don't buy from retail chains that abuse you, and if you know they abuse other people, don't buy from them either. Perhaps the second best point I could make, would be consume less you consumerist pig!. We all have needs and wants, and in our society, those wants have gotten out of control due the mind control of advertising and schools. Yes, it takes some time for people to wise up to this, but if public schools hadn't coupled making us childish with making us smart, then mabye the advertising would've kicked in as hard and screwed with our grey mass as kids. I know I'm still dealing with that mindfuck, and I also know that if I ever find someone who's in marketing, I'm going to walk away from them without saying a word.

    "Hi, I'm grace, I work in the marketing department"

    *Ty walks away, without saying a word.*

    If anyone asks, it's because when I find people who do marketing I feel the almost insupressable urge to disembowel them with anything that's handy. They have been a part of destroying my life and identity to turn a profit. It's one thing if they ask "well, how's marketing bad?", it's different when they try to lie and be friends.

    With that said though, learn not to be tracked, and consuming less is as simple as using less for awhile and paying off all of your debt, then living within your means properly while keeping a saving account going for a rainy day or emergency. Learn not to be wasteful, that's the key.

    1. Re:3 days law by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      find people who do marketing I feel the almost insupressable urge to disembowel them with anything that's handy. They have been a part of destroying my life and identity to turn a profit.

      You can carry both sides of this argument too far, though.

      Putting a sign on the side of your building constitutes "marketing". How would you know where to go in a strange town or city if none of the commercial buildings had a sign on them to tell you what they are? How would you know if there is a store that sells widgets in your town if they didn't advertise in the yellow pages? How would you know what's playing at the theatre (and if it's something that you might want to watch) if there were no trailers available, no posters up on the walls, and no reviews published in the newspaper or online?

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    2. Re:3 days law by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Another largely-evil profession is Human Resources. A few years ago, I was on Match.com looking for dates, and met a girl who worked in HR at Target. As usual, we started out just exchanging emails, but we never met because we instead got in a nasty argument about jobs: she complained about how it was so hard to find decent employees, and I said something to the effect that if employers want better employees, or more loyal employees, they should offer better pay and benefits, and treat their workers well. That didn't go over too well with her. She seemed to think that employees should be grateful for low-paying retail jobs.

      After that, I made a practice of avoiding any HR people.

    3. Re:3 days law by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Listen buddy, just because you had a bad experience with advertising in school when you were little does NOT mean all advertisers/marketers are evil.

      As someone in the industry, I can tell you that we have our share of good people and bad people as does ANY industry.

      I'm sorry you've had experiences with the bad ones, as they certainly outnumber the good ones, but there are some of us who are intelligent, ethical, and respectful of our CUSTOMERS (not consumers).

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    4. Re:3 days law by Sein · · Score: 1

      Marketing is one aspect of business strategy.

      Unfortunately, is seems that currently the most profitable business strategy is "Company policy is to be an asshat" - and you don't wanna know how much information the credit card companies have on you.

      And of course the horribly expensive credit card interest rates conspire to keep people in debt slavery - best move if you don't want to be 0wnd by Visa or MasterCard is to pay off your debts - and use cash as much as possible

    5. Re:3 days law by rifter · · Score: 1

      Listen buddy, just because you had a bad experience with advertising in school when you were little does NOT mean all advertisers/marketers are evil.

      As someone in the industry, I can tell you that we have our share of good people and bad people as does ANY industry.

      I'm sorry you've had experiences with the bad ones, as they certainly outnumber the good ones, but there are some of us who are intelligent, ethical, and respectful of our CUSTOMERS (not consumers).

      I'm sorry, but since you are in marketing everything you say is by definition a lie. We don't believe you because we're too savvy! :)

      Now, if you'll excuse me I have some high-tech gadgets to buy I read about on slashdot..

    6. Re:3 days law by siliconjunkie · · Score: 1

      Your rant reminds me of Bill Hicks on marketing:

      By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself. Thank you, thank you. Just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day they'll take root, I don't know. You try. You do what you can. Kill yourselves. Seriously though, if you are, do. No really, there's no rationalisation for what you do, and you are Satan's little helpers, OK? Kill yourselves, seriously. You're the ruiner of all things good. Seriously, no, this is not a joke. "There's gonna be a joke coming..." There's no fucking joke coming, you are Satan's spawn, filling the world with bile and garbage, you are fucked and you are fucking us, kill yourselves, it's the only way to save your fucking soul. Kill yourself.

    7. Re:3 days law by mercenaryCoder · · Score: 1

      Actually, the best bet is to get the best rewards card you can(no fees) and use it instead of cash. Live within your means and pay off the balance every month before you acrue any interest :)

      I'm sure my CC company loves me. I've used hundreds of dollars in rewards and never payed a penny in interest. But for every person like myself, there are probably a hundred consumer droids.

    8. Re:3 days law by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      Wow, someone who hates marketing/advertising as much as I do. I salute you.

    9. Re:3 days law by Tassach · · Score: 1
      I'm sure my CC company loves me. I've used hundreds of dollars in rewards and never payed a penny in interest. But for every person like myself, there are probably a hundred consumer droids.
      Your credit card company *does* love you. Credit cards are quite possibly the GREATEST financial scam ever invented.

      Not only do they charge *YOU* for using it, they charge the *RETAILER* a fee just to accept the card in the first place, and more fees for each transaction. Of course you wind up paying for it in the end, because the retailers add the credit-card fees into their prices. You paid fees for those "reward points" -- you just paid them to a middleman (the retail shop) instead of directly to the bank.

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  98. Penalties & statutory damages for infringement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  99. Acceptable comprimise by bobdotorg · · Score: 1

    Force stores with this policy to inform consumers _at time of purchase_ that said purchase is a non-returnable final sale, defective merchandise excepted.

    For those paying with cash, modify to: we'll take this item back, but no more returns for items purchased from this point forth.

    While the current policy offends me, I do not have a problem with this modified policy. Buyer beware, but informed.

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  100. Slashdot Hypocrisy in action by Isaac-Lew · · Score: 1

    I don't think Slashdot editors are in any position to cast stones on the Wash. Post's registration requirement, seeing as how slashdot won't let you see articles when they are posted *unless* you register AND pay.

  101. Tracking customers seemed inevitable. Cat & Mo by digital+photo · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Seriously, the biggest example of "buy/try/use/return" is Frys Electronics. Most people I talked to who are customers or even employees have noted that people can just buy it, try it out, and return it if they don't like it.

    That is a pretty big drain on the store's resources:

    • Cost of labor to restock the item
    • Cost of having to debit back the store's funds
    • Cost of possibly not being able to sell a returned item
    • Quantity of returned items will reduce future sales of similar item

    Stores like Frys and Best Buys have started other measures a while back which basically states that if you return the device and it is in working order, you are assessed a restocking fee. (10%-15%).

    To track users who habitually return items or who are in the selling off of return slips business who:

    • Represent no profit margin
    • Represents additional labor cost
    • Represents loss due to return slip fraud

    Seems like a good thing for the business to protect itself form opportunistic shoppers who are out to abuse the system.

    For people who aren't abusing the system, this sucks.

    This kind of policy has negative consequences:

    • Negative customer opinion and loss of shoppers
    • Negative public image and results in boycotting
    • Increased number of credit card chargebacks initiated by the consumer through their credit card firms

    I'm guessing that the companies have already been tracking shoppers' habits and return habits, thanks to the very commonplace use of credit cards, debit cards, and members cards. They have probably looked at the numbers and find the following:

    • The heavy returners represent a concise band of consumers who generate nearly as much to more than what they help the company earn. In such a case, removing these consumers will have a positive net income effect on the company's business.
    • The percentage of the consumer base who are going to be denied returns is relatively low. Probably less than 10% or even 5%. That is, of the legitimate consumer base. This small percentage is probably interpretted as not having a serious impact on business as usual.
    • The percentage of abusers who are making money off of this return slip system are growing to significant numbers and represents a serious loss to the company. The savings from deterring the loss being worth more than the system itself and the potential for lost sales.

    Granted, most companies and corporations don't do what's the most common-sense, but for the most part, companies do what they feel is needed to survive.

    Writing enmasse(letters and emails) to the companies and asking to know why this has been enacted and getting public awareness up about this will probably be beneficial to both the company and the consumer:

    • Get people aware they are being tracked and possibily denied the ability to return items.
    • Get people aware that there are people abusing the system as such.
    • Get people to chime into the company to work things out and remove the system or people will take business elsewhere.
  102. Second class citizen... by slashname3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Such a system if implemented widely so such databases are shared amongst all retailers could lead to creating a class of citizens that are denied purchase priveleges almost everywhere. This would lead to special stores for banned customers. Kind of like those check cashing stores that prey on people that for various reasons make use of their services and very high interest rates.

    Of course such a system should only affect a very small minority of customers. But if the retailers find it profitable to force people into to the stores chargin above average rates then the system will be used to do just that. Eventually only a minority of people will be able to purchase items at the good customer price. Or the system will be used to provide adaptive pricing depending on the customers rating. Seems that I read something like this for certain web sites. Go to check the price on a product and depending on your particular user ID rating you might get a price higher or lower than the next person. Kind of the ultimate "all the market will bear" principle.

    And for those that have commented that people should boycott the stores using such systems, it won't work. Never has never will. There are so many customers out there today that companies can and do chose to alienate entire groups since they can make up the difference from other groups. A number of years ago there was an article in Forbes (I believe) that stated many companies had figured out it was more costly to provide good customer service than to provide poor or bad customer service. The costs of keeping a few customers happy was not worth the time and effort required. Better to lose them as customers and move on to the next one that to make things right. And customer service orginizations have been doing similar things for awhile now. Credit card customers get sorted when they enter their credit card numbers on the phone. If you are considered a good customer they route you ahead of other callers to a real person. Those that are less desirable get put on hold for extended wait times. This has been done for a number of years.

    Think about what the credit score business has done to some people. A few years ago when they started providing easier access to peoples credit scores a lot of people found they were locked out of low interest loans. They even use the credit scores in back ground checks now. Soon such a global CRM system will stratify the people of the world even more than they are now.

    1. Re:Second class citizen... by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 1

      Nice post--I have had thoughts along those lines before but haven't articulated them like you have. My thoughts were along the lines of credit cards with rebates--those with good credit can get 1-3% off all their purchases, sell their transaction data to Upromise for their grandkids' college tuition, get frequent flyer miles, etc. Just another example of it being expensive to be poor in America.

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    2. Re:Second class citizen... by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Yes that is yet another way for companies to divide customers and extract more from those deemed less worthy. Systems like the ones in the article have already been implemented to varying degrees by many companies. The real danger lies in all of these companies combining their databases so that if you have a problem with one vendor you may be denied support by another vendor based on information in such a database. When that happens there will be a clear cut disadvantaged class which will have virtually no way to correct the problem. This could eventually be extended to family members as well so entire family could be disenfranchised. Imagine the worst case scenerio where there is a thriving black market for large portions of the population who are forced to pay a premium for the basics simply because they or someone in their family have been black listed by vendors.

      Not a pretty picture.

    3. Re:Second class citizen... by Forbman · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You mean, kind of like the Alternative Minimum Tax in the US? The net of deductions and income amounts for the AMT was greatly increased in the tax bill pushed by the Bushites a couple of years ago.

      The AMT was set up to catch the top 0.x% of people in the US who can work the system to have no income tax on millions of dollars of income. Now, if you declare enough deductions (say, child care, or the big new deduction for your children that was a part of it), and you make more than $50,000, you could get sucked into it as well. AMT is taxed at the top tax rate regardless of your actual income.

      "Hey, I'm super-rich, and I hate the fucking AMT, so, George, for this $100,000 election check, will you either get rid of it or make more of the untermenschen qualify for it as well?"

    4. Re:Second class citizen... by slashname3 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Personally I think the whole tax situation is way out of hand. Things like AMT just make it worse. I really believe we should move to a pure flat 10% tax. No exceptions no deductions. Yes, it would simplify things such that a lot of tax lawyers and CPA's would be thrown out of work. But it would be fairer that what is in place now.

      But the likely hood of anything like this getting passed is infintesimal at best. To many special interest groups lobbying to protect their little deduction. Someone would have to buy a lot of congress critters to get a flat tax passed.

      What is amazing is that if there was such a flat tax there would actually be more insentive to make more money there by increasing the taxable income to the government. As it is now once a person hits a threshold of a few hundred thousand they start spending money on CPAs and lawyers to find ways to hide their money from the government so they don't pay so much in taxes.

      I think this is partially why the Democrats have slowly been loosing control. They typically seem to like the idea of tax everyone since they seem to think they know better how to spend your money than you do. This idea that it is somehow more fair to tax people that make more money is silly. They should all be taxed at the same rate. That is fair.

    5. Re:Second class citizen... by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I really believe we should move to a pure flat 10% tax. No exceptions no deductions.

      What about people like me who own a small independent (unincorporated) business? My net profit is less than 10% of my gross, so if I have to declare my gross income and pay 10% of that to the government I'll end up in the hole. Remember, your proposal allows no deductions for cost of goods sold and employee wages and the like. Oh, you'd like to allow those deductions now? So now we've not got "a pure flat 10% tax", and how many more deductions should we also allow?

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  103. That's not discrimination by tylernt · · Score: 4, Informative

    Nope! That's *not* discrimination. You can discriminate all you want -- for example, only boys are allowed in Boy Scouts, which is completely legal even though it discriminates against the girls. In fact, the Boy Scouts went through a whole gay discrimination thing with the Supreme Court ultimately ruling that the Scouts can discriminate against gay men being leaders.

    There is a very short list of prohibited discriminations, and then only in certain situations (getting a loan for a house, getting Social Security, etc). But outside of those very narrow restrictions, you can discriminate whomever you darn well please.

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    1. Re:That's not discrimination by Winkhorst · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, who do you think is going to make more money and stay in business longer, a store who will sell to anybody or one that artificially limits the number of its customers and annoys the crap out of the ones it has with more and more ersatz bullshit? There were good reasons for the old motto: "The customer is always right." Because you can't do business without customers. The customers go away, your business dies. Any business that puts its own shortterm interests ahead of its customers' satisfaction is on the road to ruin.

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    2. Re:That's not discrimination by tylernt · · Score: 1

      I didn't say anything about who would be in business longer or make more money; I was merely addressing the legal aspects.

      However, consider the populatity of 'super saver cards' or 'price club memberships' pushed by many retailers. If you don't give them your personal info and get their little card, you don't get sale prices or can't use checks. I consider the practice highly offensive and I take my business elsewhere. Yet, retailers that continue such disgusting practices (such as Albertsons grocery stores) continue to stay in business. It's the same as the email spam problem: there are too many suckers and idiots out there who keep the slimeballs in business.

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    3. Re:That's not discrimination by VertigoAce · · Score: 1

      The Albersons where I live (near Dallas) asks you if you have the card or not. If you have one they'll swipe yours. If you don't they'll swipe one that they have at each checkout lane. You get all the same discounts, except for ones that rely on tracking longterm use (spend x a month and get a coupon type deals). I know that's not the normal policy, but the store owners decided they didn't like the way the national chain treated customers so they run their store differently.

    4. Re:That's not discrimination by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Spam is a very different phenomenon, because it relies on sheer numbers: it's super-cheap to send millions of emails to anyone and everyone, and a tiny number of responses ( 0.1%) still gets you a good profit. It's different for brick-and-mortar stores which have to contend with overhead, inventory, employee salaries, etc.

      Even so, there's tons of examples of stores treating their customers like crap and doing quite well: Home Depot, Best Buy, etc. The reason these stores stay around isn't at all the same as for the spammers. It's usually because of:

      1) lack of competition. These "big-box" stores are so huge and so cheap they put everything else in the region out of business.

      2) low, low prices. These stores operate in large volumes, and can take advantage of economies of scale to offer lower prices for many products. However, if you look closer, many times you'll find that this isn't completely true: big-ticket items like TVs may be much cheaper than the mom-n-pop, but then they'll price small accessories as high as or higher than the competition, because most people don't notice, and don't bother to shop around for USB cables.

      3) convenience. Big stores offer conveniences smaller stores don't, like a huge selection, not having to go to multiple smaller stores for different things, etc. In their defense, I'd also like to mention that long operating hours and liberal return policies have also helped them gain popularity, two things that many mom-n-pop stores didn't/don't have.

      The problem with these stores is that they become so dominant in the marketplace that they push out most of the other competition, and then form oligopolies (need hardware? You got two choices, Lowes or Home Depot, and maybe Ace) where the two or three players all have the same prices, policies, and crappy customer service. And since most consumers are worried about price first, and everything else second, customer service takes a back seat.

      However, for some things, there is hope: in my foray into woodworking, I'm finding there's much better selection and far better prices for many things online, such as on Amazon.com, or at many smaller specialty shops like cshardware.com, mlcswoodworking.com, woodworker.net, coastaltool.com, etc. As long as you don't mind waiting a few days, you can get a much better deal online than at your local HD/Lowes.

    5. Re:That's not discrimination by AuMatar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hold on- people give their real info? Because I know all my cards are gaining a bunch of point for Bill gates at 666 Dis Lane.

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    6. Re:That's not discrimination by Winkhorst · · Score: 1

      Actually, the European outfit that bought the Giant grocery and pharmacy chain, the institutors of all this tracking baloney in Maryland and DC, is in serious financial trouble. I will not take personal credit for this, though I did switch to Mars, which is locally owned and has no tracking, but I suspect it didn't do them any good. Once people figure out their other purchases are paying for the 6-bottles-for-a-$1 bargain, they start looking around for something less obtrusive. Folks may buy into George's perverted worldview, but you can't slip an extra 50-cent markup on tuna fish past them.

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    7. Re:That's not discrimination by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually it depends on how and why you are limiting your customer base. If you get an actual abusive customer (very rare, I'm not talking customers who simply won't accept poor service or products) that is costing you money every time they 'buy' somthing only to use it for what they need it for then return it under some specious claim then you HAVE to eventually stop doing bussiness with them.
      If a customer is costing you money you have to find out why and fix it. If it's because you have a crap product or service it is your fault and you should fix it, this accounts for 90%+ of such customers in my experience. Most of the remaining simply don't have the information needed to have a reasonable expectation and this is somthing the bussiness can correct as long as they explain things simply and RESPECTFULLY.
      The other 1% percent are the people trying to scam free stuff by making up bogus complaints. Those are the only 'customers' you look at banning. And even then you don't ban them at first, you start out being nice, accepting what they say on face value, even appoligizing when you KNOW it's thier screw up not yours. You'd be supprised how often many scammers loose the heart to scam you if you treat them well enough at first. In the end you may wind up with a few 'customers' you litterly can't afford to have if you wan't to stay in bussiness, these are the heartless scummbags and complete and utter idiots who simply cost you too much money no matter what, and if your treating everyone else right the good word of mouth will show up the complaints of the idiots and scammers who friends and family already know them well enough to ignore thier 'advice' anyway.

      Mycroft

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    8. Re:That's not discrimination by really? · · Score: 2

      "The customer is always right." Because you can't do business without customers.

      True. But, I can chose the customers I "allow" to allways be right. I make that choice based on what makes _ME_ the most money. Is it fair that I am a jerk to some poor slob who can barely afford to shop in my store once a year and do some serious ass kissing to the customer who drops US$ 5000 a month? Definitely not; but, I am not in the business to be fair, I am in the business to make money.

      Yes tides change, and today's bum can be tomorrow's rich slob ... well, I can accept that risk, as I said life is not fair.

      Having said that, when _I_ actually had a business I, perhaps foolishly, treated everyone like they were the crown prince. I really ran that business just for fun though, and, could not have cared less if I made US$ 1 or US$ 1000 profit on any given day. As long as I covered all my expenses I was OK. Ahh youth ...

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    9. Re:That's not discrimination by Trailwalker · · Score: 1

      Our local Kroger Grocery stores stores started the "card" crap. I stopped to buy roses for the wife on the way home from work. The PFY at the checkout asked for my card. I told him to use the house card. He replied, can't do that. I got POed, and stomped over to the managers office and blew up. They gave me the roses and a card that didn't have to be filled in.

    10. Re:That's not discrimination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Abusive customers rare? This kind of crap happens all the time. What about the customers who try to return things a year a after they bout it? What about customers who try to return full somthing for full price when they bought it at a reduced price? What about customers who try to return things from other stores? What about customers who try to return things from goodwill? What about the customers who try to return things that they just picked up off the shelves? What about customers who try to What about customers who do any of the above, won't admit to it, and get pissed because we figured it out? What about the rest of this list that I'm too lazy to type out?

      Seriously, this is nothing new, at my place of employment. We have, for merchandise returned without a receipt, asked for a drivers license, and matched it up with a database of returns by that customer. This database is company wide, and all of the decisions are made by the computer system, so there is no subjectivity involved. All it does it cut down greatly on the number of abusive things that people can do to the system. It is rarely that a customer gets denied a return that I don't personally know as a constant perpetuator of fraud.

    11. Re:That's not discrimination by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      I definately should have prefaced my comment by mentioning that most of experience is in service and not retail. I can see where retail would be more subject to abuse.
      Most of my experience that would apply has been when I used to manage a pizza hut with delivery service, or more recently when I picked up a second job back in that bussiness as a driver to make some extra $$.
      In that job most customer complaints that are NOT caused at the resturaunts end are matters of the customer having no clue how such an operation runs or even can run. Not thier fault really, but sometimes it can be trying to deal with people who don't understand why delivery areas are limited, or why it takes as long as it does to get a delivery or why the driver can't break a $100 bill on a $12 order. Especially as it seems many of the times it's total failure to even think on thier part. Most of the time a polite, respectfull, simple explanation takes care of it.
      That said even in retail you have to put up with a small amount of 'questionable' customer behaviour in order to maintain a postive word of mouth, it also helps to realize somethings that look questionable on surface are caused by honest mistakes and screwups on eigther side and jumping to conclusions can easily build a bad rep for a bussines.
      When you said 'all of the decisions are made by the computer system' I sincerly hope a member of management can overide that, we don't have an infallible AI yet.

      Mycroft

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    12. Re:That's not discrimination by Buran · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, the Schnucks semi-regional chain (mostly local) here in St. Louis refuses to do any kind of loyalty card program because whoever's in charge of those feels they're wrong. Consequently, I buy my food there (and their being close to my house doesn't help, but I did specifically research their stance on this issue.) They're doing quite well, too. And they don't overcharge on stuff like milk, like the local yuppie chain Dierbergs, either.

    13. Re:That's not discrimination by Buran · · Score: 1

      ... doesn't HURT. doh.

    14. Re:That's not discrimination by M1FCJ · · Score: 1

      IMHO, it is more likely that the one gets scanned actually belongs to the cashier. Basicly he/she gets the stuff free with your money and the company still manages to track down the purchasing trends (using transactions as the key). It really doesn't matter if you are buying brand X and Y, it is more important to find out brand X usually gets sold with Y in the same basket. As a result they can put a nice promotion lowering the cost of purchasing of X while the one they make more profit, Y, gets sold at the normal or a slightly inflated price.

    15. Re:That's not discrimination by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1
      3) convenience. Big stores offer conveniences smaller stores don't, like a huge selection, not having to go to multiple smaller stores for different things, etc. In their defense, I'd also like to mention that long operating hours and liberal return policies have also helped them gain popularity, two things that many mom-n-pop stores didn't/don't have.

      Oh yeah, one of my favorite jokes! They take anything back at Wal-mart! You could go in there and buy diapers and come back a year later and say, "You assholes ripped me off - these diapers already got shit in 'em!" and they'd say, "We're real sorry about that... I'll send someone back there to get you another one." I haven't bought diapers in three years!

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    16. Re:That's not discrimination by Blain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, that was cute. "The customer is always right" is an attitude that will get you fired in retail. The real rule is "The boss is always right. The customer is only right when the boss says so."

      No, in retail, the days of worrying about keeping customers happy are pretty much over. Retailers have been practicing being rude and inattentive to customers over the past decade or two, and have found that people will keep coming back as long as your prices are okay, your hours are okay, and your employees don't actually assault customers.

      That's a slight exaggeration, but not so much as you might think. These days the defense of anything rude or customer unfriendly will be that the practice is "industry standard." That is, everybody else is just as rude and customer unfriendly (or close enough that nobody cares about the difference). As long as everybody gets ruder at about the same pace, then everybody can save money and watch their profits increase.

      You will see continued deterioration in the areas of returns/exchanges, accurate and clear signing, bowling ball factor (the probability that a bowling ball rolled down an aisle at random would strike an employee), pushiness of cross-selling (especially branded credit cards), and employee time and attention to customers. This will continue until somebody someplace decides to give good customer service, and people are willing to pay a little more to get it.

      I started working in retail 15 years ago, and I've been out of it for just over a year now. Customer service is much more a buzz-word and much less a priority than it was 15 years ago.

    17. Re:That's not discrimination by evultrole · · Score: 1

      But you can very easily get around the cards at grocery stores. I myself filled in information that was more or less accurate for Abraham Lincoln. The checkout boy watched me sign my name as that, bday Feb 12 1809, Location 0000002 Wood House, Hardin KY, APPLE (as the zip), and he took it, looked at it to see that all the fields were full, handed me my card, and wished me well. You can't do that with store returns because they usually require your drivers license or ID number, don't they?

    18. Re:That's not discrimination by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      The Albersons where I live (near Dallas) asks you if you have the card or not. If you have one they'll swipe yours. If you don't they'll swipe one that they have at each checkout lane.

      They are probably trying to avoid having people like me tell them what they think about their stupid "savings card" crap. I've done it, on the few occassions I've shopped at Albertsons. (And yes, they did put it on another card. I dunno if it's the stores card, or if the employee is just using thier own. I dunno if it's store policy, or just a clerk who doesn't want to listen to the complaints.)

      I still find it a pretty dispicable practice, and there is a Wal Mart grocery store near my home, so I do my shopping there. They don't treat their customers that way, and their regular prices are as good (maybe better) as Albertsons "Preferred Customer Since You Are Willing To Sell Your Privacy" prices.

    19. Re:That's not discrimination by brainburger · · Score: 1

      So Bill Gates gets banned - that's you if you come in with those cards...
      You could leave your cards at home but so can anyone else that gets banned.

    20. Re:That's not discrimination by JerkBoB · · Score: 1

      I consider the practice highly offensive and I take my business elsewhere.

      Don't get your knickers in such a knot. Just game the system! Have little "price club swaps" with your friends/neighbors every couple of months. Sure you'll get some extra junk mail, but that's OK. Just make up names. My cat gets lots of coupons and stuff in the mail. Now if I could just train her to do the shopping...

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    21. Re:That's not discrimination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to help this guy with his business at a local "flea market". It was more of a junk mall but anyways he sold computers there. When he stated out he was nice to everyone. And he did prety well for a while. Then came the I wanna look like a millionaire. He got a Mr T. starter set and hired a bunch of boys cheap. I was the cheapest by far but I did it for a hobby.
      Then came the day he hired the uber-geek (well at least in his mind). This guy had the bedside manner of a toad frog. If you weren't throwing money at him, he didnt help you at all. This form of treatment caught on and before you know it people stopped coming expect on Sunday's when I was there.
      The boss and his under-techs forgot that people dont always buy the first thing they see. I had to work with uber-geek for a weekend and after seeing him beat so many people I had to quit. I didn't want to see as someone who would do that. Anyways the booth is no longer open and people dont shop at his store front anymore.

      The Moral is today's slob is tomorrow's sale. If you do not foster the slob he will take his business else were. And there are way more slob's than rich people.

    22. Re:That's not discrimination by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      What's interesting is the fact that such cards don't even benefit the companies that deploy them all that much. The problem being that such cards dramatically increase the size of data that they have to deal with. Instead of dealing with data on the level of a few stores, they have to deal with thousands or possibly even millions of distinct users.

      Databases scale well but at a price.

      Meanwhile, their primary competition (Walmart) doesn't bother with such fine grained data and does much better at processing the information they do have.

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    23. Re:That's not discrimination by boodaman · · Score: 1

      Unless you pay with cash, ALWAYS, giving false information for these cards does absolutely zero.

      Using a database, it is trivial to link cash register transactions (what was bought, including the card number used to apply discounts) with methods of payment for same.

      In other words, linking what you bought and what card was used with your credit (or debit) card number gives the retailer all the information they need and destroys the anonymity of your purchases.

      If you're not paying with cash, you might as well just use your real information on those cards...at least you might get a coupon or two in the mail that way, because you certainly aren't fooling anyone.

    24. Re:That's not discrimination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> There is a Wal Mart grocery store near my home, so I do my shopping there. They don't treat their customers that way, and their regular prices are as good (maybe better) as Albertsons "Preferred Customer Since You Are Willing To Sell Your Privacy" prices.

      You might want to look at Wal-Mart's business practices... they may treat the customer well, but they treat their employees and vendors like total shit!

      I've never shopped at Wal-Mart, and I don't think I ever will. They sicken me.

    25. Re:That's not discrimination by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      That is a great idea, and very amusing. I did it for a while with the local Shaw's, until a Victory supermarket opened up the same distance away. Shaw's doesn't get any more of my money, which is best.

    26. Re:That's not discrimination by marcus · · Score: 1

      We must live in the same neighborhood as my Albertson's, Thom Thumb, and Kroger all do the same.

      Still you can muck up their databases by paying cash and swapping cards. My Kroger card actually belongs to a couple in Alaska and they have mine.

      Or, just provide false data on the registration card and stick with cash...

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    27. Re:That's not discrimination by Blain · · Score: 1

      This is important for small retailers to remember -- along with the fact that most of them fail in the first six months. In small retail, you have to provide something that the big guys can't provide and that sufficient people want to pay you for to keep it alive. Yes, that's all kinda obvious, but people don't go into small business necessarily intending to give people what the people want -- they want to give the people what they want to give and get paid for it. Doesn't work all that often.

      In big retail, though, the rules are different. If you've got a big name, a good location, products that are in demand and prices that are average-or-better, you will get substantial sales, and people will put up with mistreatment to get them.

      Now, there are customers that aren't worth having. Where I used to work the policy was that we would do returns without receipts for people under certain conditions, and we took their drivers license number when we did because there was a limit to how many of them we would do. I remember working with a lady for her last such return that worked, and the first one that we wouldn't take. She had already done all the returns without receipts that she could do with her own drivers license, and had used her father's license as well, and now she had no further options. Keep in mind that, every time one of those returns was done, we emphasized that she needed to hang on to her receipts, and every receipt she got said right on it that it was required for returns. Nothing seemed to get through until I had to tell her I couldn't accept the return.

      Anybody in retail can tell stories like this and worse. When you have thousands of customers a day, and a tenth of one percent of people are difficult, you will get several every day and most when you're too busy to deal with them effectively. The improvement of the experience of bringing an item to return which would come from just reading the information that's posted on the walls in big letters around the return area (preferably when buying the item, but even just at the time of the return) is hard to calculate. And the number of unfriendly policies that result from people ripping off the stores is huge -- dishonest people screw things up for everybody.

      However, these do not explain the entirety of customer unfriendly policies that have come down -- they don't even come close. And, as I said, they will continue until/unless it can be proven that someone is being friendlier and is making more money because of it.

    28. Re:That's not discrimination by zalbag · · Score: 1

      I've worked at a supermarket before, specifically a Super Stop and Shop. If a customer didn't have a card, there was a generic "store card" that we had that we could use if a customer didn't have one (barcode 2210666000013. I still remember that. Ask me the PLU for bananas). The fact that a "store card" exists probably does good for your point that it's mostly the purchasing trends that matter, not who's actually doing the purchasing.

      Still, the person would not be allowed to pay with a check unless they actually signed up for a Stop and Shop card and gave all sorts of information but I personally think that it's reasonable to require that. Supermarkets lose buckets of money to checks every day for all sorts of reason, the least of which is dumb cashiers not checking to make sure the customer filled them out right. At huge chain stores, it would be impossible to track down someone writing bad checks or worse, defrauding the store by making fake checks without this extra layer of identification. What could the store do, post a list of everyone who writes bad checks that the cashier would have to look through every time a customer brought up a check? Cashiers can't even be trusted to count out proper change.

  104. The store I where I work cuts off excessive return by LaminatorX · · Score: 2, Informative
    There's a simple reason: credit card fees. Merchants pay a percentage of every transaction paid via plastic to the credit card companies. If an item is returned and they refund the card, not only do they not get that fee back, they have to pay another tithe to the credit card company when they process the refund. If someone buys a $2000 item and then returns it, the merchant might be out $70 berore you even account for any labor or restocking costs.

    There's a valid question of what constitutes excessive. That's done on a case by case basis. When we do draw the line, we accept that one last return and then say, "OK buddy, we're cutting you off."

  105. Re:The store I where I work cuts off excessive ret by LaminatorX · · Score: 1

    The one time I don't preview my post, I leave a bold tag open. sigh

  106. hahahahahaha!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    okay now _thats_ some funny shit!!! who the hell modded that down?!

  107. Grocery store card data used to deny Medicare by Simonetta · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have this reoccuring nightmare that I will be denied future Medicare (the USA system for providing medical care for old people) benefits when the system goes backrupt in ten years.
    The excuse that they will use is that I ate to much red meat or candy bars in my middle-aged years. The source of this denial of benefits was the data collected on all the grocery store purchases made from the early 2000's on.
    I try to obtain the grocery store cards without giving any name and address in order to inhibit the grocery corporations from tracking and databasing my diet. Safeway (as always) was the absolute worst. I had to go through three levels of management before they would issue me a Safeway Club card without my giving them any personal information. Why are grocery stores tracking my purchases anyway?

    Am I paranoid? Sure!

    Am I crazy? I don't think so.

    After all, if I told you thirty years that in the future you would have to pee in a bottle in order to determine whether you smoked (anything) within the past month in order to get any job, you would have said that I was crazy and paranoid. But now you too piss in the fucking bottle to get any job.

    The bottom line...don't trust any corporation or believe their propaganda. It's best to assume a 'prisoner's dilemma' best-defence strategy for dealing with any corporation. Start with a positive move and then do exactly back to them whatever they do to you, positive or negative.

    1. Re:Grocery store card data used to deny Medicare by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      You assume Medicare will even be around for them to deny it.

    2. Re:Grocery store card data used to deny Medicare by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Oh it will be there. But by that time being convicted of a so much as a parking violation would make you ineligable.

      No wait, I'm thinking of "The Jigsaw Man" where a parking ticket sends you to the chop shop to supply parts for all folks on Medicare.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  108. Maybe I'm just a dumb guy...but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can understand returning something that was given to you as a gift or if the item is defective or somesuch, but when you become a "serial" buyer/returner of non-defective goods, I don't blame the stores for telling the person to take a hike. It increases the store's cost of doing business, it wastes the time of other customers who have to sit there and wait while the return is being processed, and I find it to be just an obnoxious/rude practice.

    How many times have you been queued up at the checkout only to find yourself behind one of these clowns who obviously knows how to work the system. It's damn annoying.

  109. No Sympathy. by wrathcretin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If Best Buy complains that people buy only loss leading items, how bout this for an idea? Don't sell them unconditionally at that price! The local pizza joint will sell you 2 small all dressed, a fry and a coke for less than if you bought them individually, so why won't Best Buy give you something like 15$ of a pack of DVD-R if you buy the burner instead of selling the DVD-R's so cheap?

    That, and we're consuming far too much. Nobody can resist a sale anymore, we all think we "need" the crap we buy and we honestly believe we're "saving" money by purchasing things on sale. Stores take advantage through advertising to you how bad you need to buy something as well as presenting their product in very favorable ways.
    Thats fine, its business, but they push it to the point of having mirrors that make you look thinner in that dress.

    So I can't really say I sympathize with the person who impulse buys stuff and realizes they don't need or want it, but I can't sympathize with a retailer who will sink to any depth to get you to buy it either.
    Besides, no retailer can in good faith refuse a first time customer based on the return rejection system they have, so everybody has a chance to learn before they screw up and keep buying solar powered flashlights and black hiliters.

    That, and if a product is returned just because its not wanted - big screen for the superbowl or clothes, charge a restocking fee! Radio Shack here in canada does. I think its printed on the bill, and i have no problem only getting 90% of my money back from radio shack if I'm going to put the store through the trouble of fucking around with receipts, new package, price tag, etc.
    (Especially when i buy a little odd or end that works and return the broken one in the same package.)

    Anyone who gets denied a refund based on that system probably deserves to be denied...if not the time they got denied, then from another time that would set the system off in the first place.

    Sure, I don't like having my information gathered, i generally deny to give a supermarket my postal code, even though its just to keep track of flyers, and i usually give the name George Bush and my address as being 1600 Pennsylvaia avenue when they do ask.

    I think we're all in agreement that we should vote with our wallets.

  110. The solution, as alwys, is Yard Sales. by Foktip · · Score: 1

    They will still record your information when you try to return it, and then your entered into some system, which might not include info on all that you buy - which probably makes it even worse.

    If you dont give them information they wont let you return it. The best thing to do is buy stuff from a variety of places that arent high tech:

    Flea Markets
    Auction Sales
    Yard Sales
    Low tech stores in market districts

    Better prices anyways.

  111. Good by billyradcliffe · · Score: 1

    They should block customers who try to abuse the system. They ruin it for the rest of the honest, decent customers.

    I love when an article comes out on /. relating to retail, so that I can watch all the uberconsumers cry and moan about this and that. All I want to know is how many of these whiners have actually worked in retail and can understand what it's like. You see the dark side of the human race when you work in retail. I don't know how many adult customers I've seen break down and whine and throw fits about this and that, coming in and yelling at us and treating us like dirt. It's amusing. The trouble customers make my day, because I can sit back and laugh at how ridiculously unreasonable they are.

  112. Some customer's really aren't worth it, in any biz by WoTG · · Score: 1

    As another poster has pointed out, the store does not "make" 1500 on her. Retail clothing margins are pretty good, or very,very good if it's a designer label. But, like any retailer, there are a lot of costs involved, staff, utilities, rent, etc. But worse than, say, an electronics or furniture store, the inventory is metaphorically perishable - it's fashion - to the non-/. world, clothes aren't worth much in inventory after one season (about 4 months if you're lucky).

    You are right, returns are to be expected. Unlike another poster, they are not required by law. AFAIK, the laws generally say that you must sell and provide functional merchandise that will last a reasonable amount of time. Buying and then trying to return an item because (very loose paraphrase of article) "I was stupid and bought a coat that that looks just like the one I already have at home" is not a good reason for a return. Now, no retailer will completely refuse returns, any retailer like that won't be one for long if the policies are too tight, however, there are limits.

    For that matter, there are many business where you have to be picky about customers. In technology, you can have consulting clients that nitpick for hours over minor details, software users who refuse to read manuals or upgrade from unsupported operating systems, etc.

    At the end of the day, a few customers will fall through the cracks in any policy. It happens. Really, if she was that "good" of a customer, the staff would probably recognize her as such, and have overridden any flag on her account - since they didn't, I suspect we're only getting the shoppers side of the story.

  113. your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So do you also snicker when you hear names like Peter, Neil, or Bob?

  114. How about creating honeypots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the article:

    Another company, DoctorsKnowUs.com, created a database of people who have filed malpractice claims as a resource for doctors. John S. Jones, a radiologist from Kaufman, Texas, who spent seven years compiling the information for the site, said he took it offline after some patients complained that it was impossible to differentiate between those with legitimate claims and those with frivolous ones, and that all could be denied care by those using the list. Since then, however, Jones has received hundreds of e-mails and phone calls from doctors who want the site back online.

    "It was public information. ... I was simply aggregating it," he said. "The site was mischaracterized as a blacklist."


    A "Fake" site similar to the above could be set up to draw unscrupulous businesses.
    A database of those businesses could be created and posted on another website so people would know not to do business with them.
    Turn the tables on these people -- black-list them .

    1. Re:How about creating honeypots? by CaptainTux · · Score: 1
      A "Fake" site similar to the above could be set up to draw unscrupulous businesses.
      A database of those businesses could be created and posted on another website so people would know not to do business with them.

      There is no need for a "blacklist" of disreputable businesses or businesses that treat their customers poorly. The market automatically takes care of those companies. Customers stop coming, sales slow down, competitors advance, and very soon that company either reforms its ways or goes away. The customer has the power.

      Customers, on the other hand, are very different. Because few businesses ever refuse to do business with them they can keep getting away with unethical and otherwise questionable behaviour. There can be no financial recourse because the customer has the power.

      Having worked in retail, I don't think there is anything wrong with a blacklist. People who constantly buy and return things can wreak havoc on a companies financials.

      --
      Anthony Papillion
      Advanced Data Concepts, Inc.
      "Quality Custom Software and IT Services"
  115. It's Republicans by tin+foil+hat+dude · · Score: 1, Troll

    The problem is really not bad customers, it's republicans.

    These are the people that barge to the head of the line like they are better than others.

    These are the people returning things that they damaged and lying about it

    These are the people that when exit polled were nasty and told the person polling that "they didn't have to talk to them"

    Republicans are in the end just NASTY people, and it's Europeans that cannot fathom the nasty, rude behavior of republicans. They have never seen the depths of lying and crookedness that republicans will seep to in an attempt to cheat the system or someone.

    Good luck. it's all just going to get worse before it gets better.

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    Reality is all that stuff that doesn't care if you believe in it or not.--Solomon Short
    1. Re:It's Republicans by bhima · · Score: 1

      You know just because you're going to be modded as troll or flamebate, doesn't mean it's not funny. And like all good humor it has a bit of truth in it.

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      Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
    2. Re:It's Republicans by B.D.Mills · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, you just might be on to something here. Republicans are also more likely to be able to afford overseas holidays. American tourists are not known for their nice manners in other countries. If they were all Republicans it makes sense.

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      The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke
  116. Commercial in Confidence for consumers? by B.D.Mills · · Score: 1

    Whenever two companies do business with each other, it is a common practice for them to sign confidentiality agreements. By contrast, customers of any company or retailer just assume that their business with that company is confidential. More and more businesses of all kinds are abusing this trust.

    One rule of business to live by: TRUST NO ONE.

    It is clear that the time has come for consumers to start issuing confidentiality agreements of their own. Therefore, what we as consumers should do is start insisting on confidentiality agreements with all companies that we do business with.

    My plan to do this: Hire a lawyer to have a boilerplate confidentiality agreement drafted. Don't be afraid to make the terms of the agreement restrictive; companies do that all the time so why shouldn't you? Don't overdo it; you want them to sign the agreement.

    When that form agreement is drawn up, send two copies by registered post to all that we do business with. Send with the agreement a covering letter that states the following:
    * Both copies of this agreement must be signed by a representative of that company who is authorised to sign such agreements.
    * If the agreement is not signed and retured within 14 days, we terminate our business with that company within 30 days.
    * The agreement must be signed as is. It is a standard agreement that you use for all companies, and you are unwilling or unable to pay your lawyer extra to look at customised agreements.

    What do you put in the agreement? This is a question to ask your lawyer, but I would seek to place as many restrictions on disclosure as possible. Don't exclude reasonable disclosure to bodies like credit reporting agencies and law enforcement with a warrant. Most other restrictions are fair game, especially those disclosures to other businesses that they don't tell you about. After all, if they tell a third party about your business dealings, but they don't want you to know that they have discussed your business with someone else, there's something going on. It is these kinds of shady dealings that the agreement must be designed to prevent. You can also include clauses that ban your details being used for direct mail solicitations and the like.

    Put in the agreement a schedule of prescribed penalties for breaching the agreement. $5000 per breach or $25000 per breach that is taken to court are reasonable charges. The $5000 figure is about the maximum figure that is large enough to be a deterrent but small enough to be not worth the trouble for the company to fight in court. You may be able to get the company to pay reasonable enforcement costs as well (legal fees and the like).

    I am not a lawyer, and the above isn't legal advice. If you want legal advice, or an agreement drafted, hire a lawyer.

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    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke
  117. smarter consumers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    end of the day people just have to be smarter consumers, stores are not required by law to provide refunds under most circumstances, (well not in aust) and its the big names, target, kmart etc who have created the idea that it is a right of the consumer to expect to have their goods fully refunded. Coming from some retail experience in mobile phones it is unreasonable to refund an item if someone isnt happy with it as we are left with a 2nd hand item, and who wants to buy a 2nd have phone? We will not even exchange it for another model unless the customer can prove they were wrongly informed by a salesperson. End of the day, be a little smarter about your buying decisions, do a little research before you buy and everyone will be happy.

  118. YES IT IS TRUE by ZosX · · Score: 2, Informative

    TITLE 17 > CHAPTER 5 > 506

    506. Criminal offenses

    (a) Criminal Infringement.-- Any person who infringes a copyright willfully either--
    (1) for purposes of commercial advantage or private financial gain, or
    (2) by the reproduction or distribution, including by electronic means, during any 180-day period, of 1 or more copies or phonorecords of 1 or more copyrighted works, which have a total retail value of more than $1,000,
    shall be punished as provided under section 2319 of title 18, United States Code. For purposes of this subsection, evidence of reproduction or distribution of a copyrighted work, by itself, shall not be sufficient to establish willful infringement.

    2319. Criminal infringement of a copyright

    Release date: 2004-08-06

    (a) Whoever violates section 506 (a) (relating to criminal offenses) of title 17 shall be punished as provided in subsections (b) and (c) of this section and such penalties shall be in addition to any other provisions of title 17 or any other law.
    (b) Any person who commits an offense under section 506 (a)(1) of title 17--
    (1) shall be imprisoned not more than 5 years, or fined in the amount set forth in this title, or both, if the offense consists of the reproduction or distribution, including by electronic means, during any 180-day period, of at least 10 copies or phonorecords, of 1 or more copyrighted works, which have a total retail value of more than $2,500;
    (2) shall be imprisoned not more than 10 years, or fined in the amount set forth in this title, or both, if the offense is a second or subsequent offense under paragraph (1); and
    (3) shall be imprisoned not more than 1 year, or fined in the amount set forth in this title, or both, in any other case.

  119. Well, if they're hot chicks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they're hot chicks and they're in marketing, I'll still f*ck them anyway.

    However, being a computer geek, this falls mainly into the realm of "science fiction", not anything likely to happen.

  120. Not Good, Bullshit! by waterwheel · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new retail overlords! Because that's where this is going. Maybe your job in retail sucked due to some customers abusing the system. Maybe it's tough on stores. So? Maybe you should find a job where you actually like and respect your customers. That is not justification for blanket policies that turn around and treat ALL customers like crap.

  121. . . .and then there are creative responses. . . . by Salgak1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    . . .like Rob Carlson's, gaming the "saver cards" right back. Me, I have 5-6 cards from each store. . .registered to one of our cats, our dog, or one of our ferrets. All at an old address, which no longer exists. And we choose a card at random. Unlike the average user and spam, it's EASY to game the cards. . . .

  122. Bollocks! by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

    ...but Radio Shack policy was to take it back, no questions asked.
    There was questions asked... Name, address, phone number...

    Wait, that was for the sale...

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  123. Refund tracking nothing new by Lithus · · Score: 1

    The company i work for recently banned a customer from getting a refund on anything. The directive came from head office.
    However, this customer was refunding everything he was purchasing, and would usally purchase a particular item once a week before returning it within a few days.

  124. you don't return much.. by way2trivial · · Score: 1
    and neither do I.

    however, I am aware lots of retailers are REQUIRING ID such as a drivers license.

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  125. in one ear and out the other by westlake · · Score: 1
    These stores are retarded.. how long will it take that woman to tell 10 of her friends.. and so on.

    Her friends will have heard all before. Many times before. Probably to the point where they will be more than willing to cheer on the clerk who gave her a long overdue kick in the butt.

  126. The problem is...The customer's always right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't normally say this, but...GIVE THIS MAN 2 MORE POINTS! Everyone's going "The customer's always right" (a marketing gimmick, and not codified in the laws, even the lemon ones).

    A few more posters like the above, and we just may get the old Slashdot back.

  127. Ummmmm by way2trivial · · Score: 1
    50$ minimum by the law... a single CD likely won't cut it...

    one concise citation your bank may be willing to dispute a lesser sum, but they don't have to

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  128. She must be a scambuyer by spyware+scams_suck · · Score: 1
    Obviously the answer here is not to be a jerk who buys tons of clothes and then returns them. Why not, ya know, TRY THE FUCKING THINGS ON before buying? Or is it more fun just to spend $2000 at Express and then see what fits and what makes you look like an idiot?

    i don't believe her story. What kind of woman doesn't know she ALREADY has those clothes?? My sisters can't leave a clothing store without trying something on and shopping for MORE clothes for hours on end. That's like saying Santa doesn't know which reindeers he has!! My sisters buy LOTS of clothes and barely return anything, only a few clothes that don't fit exactly, BUT THEY NEVER RETURN A BOATLOAD BACK. Probably she buys them for a while to find out what the competition has to copy the outfit patterns and styles before returning them or else she actually is "RENTING" the outfits for an occasion. If it's a case of competition spying, the store has more to fear than a scam buyer.

    I'm all for ANY system that routs out the scammers, whether they be sellers or buyers.

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  129. Mail order companies have done this for years by Animats · · Score: 1
    It's routine in the mail order business to identify your best and worst customers. The ones you're losing money on don't get catalogs any more. The high-profit customers get extra catalogs and offers.

    Return too much, and watch the catalogs go away.

  130. Monkey Warfare-YOUR WAY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I don't care if management encourages these practices; if you can't treat people properly without losing your job, then you need to find another job."

    I recommend Burger King. Everything YOUR WAY!

  131. Re:Another side of the coin... by symbolic · · Score: 2, Informative


    I had a friend buy several computer parts from Newegg. He returned his graphics card about 3 different times - once because it didn't work, another because it didn't work well enough, and I forget the other reason. He still ended up with a graphics card from Newegg, it was just that it took him three tries to get one that worked, and that he liked. I don't see a problem with this.

    Just the same, I believe that retailers have every right to limit their dealings with abusive customers. I knew one guy who purchased a leather couch (probably over $1500), and got a young cat shortly thereafter. The cat took to sharpening its claws on the back corner, so after he discovered this, he got rid of the cat, and returned the couch, telling them that the damage there when he received it.

    After seeing this and other similar incidents, I firmly believe that most true-blooded Americans will avoid taking responsibility when they can get away with it, and try to get whatever they can without paying for it (not just monetarily, either). There's no reason retailers should have to fund this nonsense.

  132. Does CBS run this website? by michaelpward · · Score: 1

    Why is this /. article titled 'Retailers Deploy Databases Against Customers'? The use of the word 'Against' clearly portrays bias 'against' businesses trying to protect themselves from customers who have (if the logic behind their app and the data are correct) abused the return policies of those businesses. For a moment I thought I was reading the New York Times or watching CBS...

  133. Isn't this a dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from about 6 months ago... I'd search for it but slashdot searches suck.

  134. Sounds a lot like this story from July by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  135. Re:I don't even buy from Kroger any more by symbolic · · Score: 1


    An option that seemed a little less evil was to to use Albertson's, which has the cards, but has never required anyone to fill in the information. The only thing tha still bothers me about this is that it's easy to aggregate all the purchases under that one ID, even if you don't know who they belong to. Also, I don't make the mistake of paying with a credit card - it's cash all the way.

  136. Capitalism versus Crime by venomkid · · Score: 1

    Honestly, it probably takes a LOT for a company to refuse further business from a customer.

    I worked retail for a while. We had recidivist returns abusers. Some people would even come in repeatedly and switch tags on things, but we were powerless to stop them because they might give the company a bad name.

    Good for the retailers, I say. "The customer is always right" worked until the screaming assholes got the upper hand.

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    vk.
  137. Just don't give your phone number by JavaRob · · Score: 1

    Radio Shack asks... even Toys 'R' Us recently asked me for my phone number (I don't spend much time there, so I don't know if this is a chain-wide practice of theirs).

    If you're prepared (and not surprised into thinking there's no other option than to comply...), this is *very* easy to avoid.

    I just smile and say, "Oh, I don't give out my phone number. Thanks!" They finish ringing me up, and I leave. I've never even gotten a "why not?", or assurance that it won't be called -- but if I did, I'd just say "I understand, I just never give out my phone number". And smile again, and look at the cash register. You don't need to provide an explanation.

    It's not a big deal, but it's like a lot of other things; you have to know what to say, or you'll be caught off-guard and the simplest response will be to provide the information (which is what they're depending on).

    It's like dealing with sales spiels on the phone (my credit cards sometimes try to sell me on something after a support call); I *do* feel rude just hanging up, but waiting to the end leaves me with a sense of owing them something... which of course is how they work. So I interrupt with "sorry, I don't want to waste your time; I never buy things over the phone. Thanks, and have a nice day!" Then I can hang up without feeling like I've just made someone shitty day a little shittier. You can also interrupt and say "I don't want to be rude, but I have to run".

  138. This isn't a problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One of my friends works at Express. Another at KB Toys. Both companies are doing this anti-fraud stuff, so I asked them to explain it to me.

    Basically, if you are a normal customer, and you only make legitimate returns, you are fine. If you try to fraud them... well they know it.

    For example, one guy returned 10 Gamecube games to KB toys one day. Said he got them for his son, but his son has an Xbox. He didn't have a reciept... didn't feel like exchanging that day. So he got store credit. Like 350 in store credit on a giftcard. 2 days later he came back and did the same thing when a different manager was on duty.

    Turns out that week Circut City was selling GameCube games for 5 and 10 bucks. He spent 50-100 bucks and can now get 350 in toys. That's 250-300 dollars in "profit" for him... times two. The toy store loses out. He gains from fraud.

    Now, a guy who returns 1 or 2 games because he got them for the wrong console won't have issues. It's an honest mistake... but the frauder is now blacklisted and won't be able to screw the company over.

    At Express, this may help stop those who "rent" clothing for free... but the woman who screws up and buys the wrong size accidentally one day won't have any problems.

    As far as checking credit cards and ID... it is a pain. I want to be able to use my card quickly. ID checking and signature checking slows down consumers. I prefer the machines where you sign yourself. It's faster, its easier.

    And if you think needing to show ID to return something is a hassle... just try writing a check to a store. They want TWO IDs... and a phone #, and an address, and your DL # is recorded. They make a scan of your check too. If it is returned... 25 dollar fee too..

  139. Your business practices by Yakko · · Score: 1

    I have no problem with the way you would run your business, under one condition: you be honest. If you hide from me the fact that you think I'm too poor to shop at your store, I'll not only be insulted, but I'll vote with my feet and do you the favour of never setting foot in your store again. Benefit of the doubt, and all...

    Anyway, it is the crap attitudes of brick and mortar businesses as a whole that is driving me to shop online. I can shop in my underwear and say what I -really- think about a certain price. Then again, I'm not generally one to abuse a given business.

    I do agree that certain "customers" should be fired in certain cases.

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    1. Re:Your business practices by M1FCJ · · Score: 1

      I can't agree more. The best bookshop in town is reducing is SF and anime catalog all the time. You can find 3 issues, the rest are missing. You can say that the reason they don't update their stock is they don't sell enough, which is not true. You can see their stock coming and going but not the right stuff. Then comes Amazon. What I want is there and I order missing stuff from them. The problem is, I don't want to buy something new without looking at it first, handling it, looking at the print, background cover and a couple of pages. The reviews and extracts are not good enough, it can't beat the actual feel.

    2. Re:Your business practices by really? · · Score: 1

      But it's not necessarily because I think you're to poor. It's because I think you won't help make the profit I want. OK, the two are usually related, but not necessarily so.
      Think of the article, someone who spends 2000 US$ in one store/chain is not poor, it's just that the store considers her a poor customer.

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      "Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are the dead." A. Huxley
  140. I've tried this by vsync64 · · Score: 1

    Here's the letter I wrote to Gap [PDF] regarding how they're currently engaged in destroying my reputation. I addressed it to Paul Pressler, the President and CEO. I have proof of delivery, but no reply yet and the calls are still coming. We'll see how it goes...

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    1. Re:I've tried this by mikechant · · Score: 1

      Did you write this just to sound off, or to get results? If it was the latter, I'm afraid you'll probably get nowhere. One of the golden rules is supposed to be never to go for personal abuse, and I would say your 'toadying minions' remark in the first sentence is probably going to get the letter binned with the rest of it unread (especially if it *is* a toadying minion reading it).

      Oh well, I hope I'm wrong in this case and good luck anyhow.

    2. Re:I've tried this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure Mr Pressler is jumping through hoops to resolve this quandry.....

      Christ, what a fucking dork.

    3. Re:I've tried this by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Quick question, what sentiment were you trying to convey with this letter? Rightous indignation, or bat-shit insane?

      Seriously, why did you even send this to the Gap people? They obviously aren't going to read it. You should have submitted it to your local school newspaper or something. At least the people reading it there might get a few of the references. I bet the SCA folks down the block would find it a hoot. Even a Sci-Fi club or other highly-nerdy organization would like it. The Gap corporate office however is not going to get past the first sentance.

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      I read the internet for the articles.
    4. Re:I've tried this by NaDrew · · Score: 1

      Considering Pressler's past history in successfully ignoring his best customers for his own extraordinary gain (see: President of Disney parks worldwide), I'm sure your letter was filed under "I" for "internet cranks".

      It was, however, very entertaining and well written.

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  141. The only way for this database to be used is... by saikou · · Score: 2, Informative

    To REFUSE business of such customers. If system knows Mrs ForgetMyWardrobe has 53% chance to return what she tries to buy, DO NOT SELL IT TO HER. Explain why, say how sorry you are, escort her off. Store can refuse selling to anyone -- that's their right. But this situation is way more honest, than trying to sell something to the customer and then refuse taking it back, even though you claim you would.

  142. Consumer Solution by militiaMan · · Score: 0

    I say we the consumer start a database for companies that obtain personal data without permission, and blacklist them.

  143. Gay Scout Leaders by queenb**ch · · Score: 0, Troll

    Ok, All BS aside, there's just something a bit creepy about a gay man taking a bunch of little boys out in the woods. 2 cents, Queen B

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    1. Re:Gay Scout Leaders by Alexei · · Score: 1

      Generally speaking, people who molest little boys are not openly gay men.

  144. Customers who need Whacking by queenb**ch · · Score: 1

    My favorite is that fat gal at the grocery store with 6 kids in the cart. Instead of BUYING a package of cookies, she steals them from the store. You've all seen her, she just opens up a bag, takes some out, hands them to the kids, and puts the bag back on the shelf - open. My second favorite is that moron who has to stick her thumbnail into all the produce that she doesn't buy. My third favorite is the jackass who steals gasoline by tanking up and driving off.

    You know what all these things have in common - they make the price I pay for things go up. I buy the things I want with my hard earned cash. So it really ticks me off when some people start trying to get something for nothing. For every person who gets something for nothing, there are usually a lot of folks who get nothing for something. You may not be paying the tab, but I guarantee you that the tab is there and it's getting paid by someone.

    I hope stores do this. I think it will help them lower their prices, which will be good for me.

    2 cents,

    Queen B

    --
    HDGary secures my bank :/
  145. It's a scam on the retailer by old-lady-whispering- · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This sounds like the 80/20 scam some consultants were selling businesses in the 90's. It went like this: Since most of your revenue comes from 20% of your customers you can discard, mistreat or ignore the other 80% and just concentrate on getting customers who behave like that top 20%. The bad customer database is just a variation of this mind virus, It is an asinine idea that managers end up blaming something or someone else for its failure. In reality you can always identify some portion of your customer base that is undesirable even after you discard one set of so called bad customers. So I would say to retailers let your competition try this out first and see what it does to their revenue.

    --
    The truth suffers more from convictions than from lies.
  146. Do research before choosing insurance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    10 years ago my "reputable" auto insurance firm did me wrong.., After some research I switched to Erie which consumer Reports listed as low cost and civilized. Erie has treated me well and remains one of the more affordable firms. They dont advertise much and pass the savings on to the customer. Unlike Geico and with thier little animated gecko.

  147. no returns in asia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm used to shopping in Japan and China where there is a simple return policy - you buy it you keep it. That's it. There are no returns. Period.
    If its defective and you just bought it you are supposed to deal with the product's company not the store.

  148. This will have a similar affect like spam filters by dygital · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Much like spam filters, it will work for about 70% of its intended targets, the remaining 20% will either be legitimate returns/purchases being "flagged", and the final 10% would get away with it, with "new" techniques. I dont care, if I get denied to purchase something in a store newpaper will hear about it, so will my blog, and I wont shop there. :)

  149. Re:Easy solution -- actually... by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
    RadioShack I think was the worst about this -- up until a short time ago they asked for your phone number among other things upon checkout.

    They've stopped now, or so I've read. I never gave them my info, and just told them "I don't want to have my info sold to a bunch of mailing lists, so I don't give it out".

    But I did, one time, tell them my last name. (That's all he had asked, and I gave it, though I hadn't planned to give them a phone number and address and such.) He didn't ask any more information, though. When I got my receipt, it had the name, phone number, and address of someone else with the same last name.

  150. Re:Monkey Warfare-other things to not do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If youre pissed at a nursery, put weedkiller in the watering system instead of fertilizer- most decent nurseries have a centralized watering system, so this effectively kills everything.

    (note: a guy I know from high school did this at a place he worked, caused 40k in damage, and somehow got away with it.)

  151. Please learn how to make links. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Please learn how to make links.
    <a href="http://cshardware.com">Dead Link</a>
    <a href="http://mlcswoodworking.com">MLCS Router Bits and Woodworking Products</a>
    <a href="http://woodworker.net">Woodworker Network</a>
    <a href="http://coastaltool.com">Discount Tools at Coastal Tool</a>
    (without any spaces put there by Slashdot) yields:
    Dead Link
    MLCS Router Bits and Woodworking Products
    Woodworker Network
    Discount Tools at Coastal Tool
    If that's too much typing for you,
    <URL:http://cshardware.com>
    <URL:http://mlcswoodw orking.com>
    <URL:http://woodworker.net>
    <URL:htt p://coastaltool.com>
    (without any spaces put there by Slashdot) yields:
    http://cshardware.com/
    http://mlcswoodworking.com/
    http://woodworker.net/
    http://coastaltool.com/
  152. Fistfights? by phorm · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but I can't think of anyone willing to get into a fistfight with a customer over their minimum wage retail cashiering job.

    When would this happen? Maybe if you had a really bad customer, or if you're in a small non-mall outlet. Most malls do have security, and if somebody is getting out-of-hand you can always call in the big boys to have them deal with.

  153. Denying returns? Why not just deny sales? by phorm · · Score: 1

    I do wonder about the legality of this. If ability for a return is part of the sales clause given when an item is sold, how can they not accept the return except in cases of obvious neglect/damage etc?

    However, I don't think that this system is bad, just not used correctly in the current form. If there's a bad customer (one of those who constantly returns items, or buys a TV for Superbowl Sunday and then returns it on Monday, etc) stores should be able to track him or her. However, deny the purchase, not the return. If a store takes my money, they're taking my business - including the possibility of a return.
    If they are worried enough about my bad return-record to not take my money in the first place, more power to 'em, but let's not try and have our cake and eat it too.

  154. and by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1

    when you check'em, make sure you lift each egg to ensure it has not cracked on the underside.

    --
    Yeah, right.
    1. Re:and by stanmann · · Score: 1

      The best thing to do is to gently carress the eggs, making certain that each moves freely and is full. then visually ascertain that none of the eggs has visible cracks. much more efficient than picking each one up.

      --
      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
    2. Re:and by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1

      Before you carress the eggs, make sure to lightly rub each one with a fur-lined silk hanky.

      --
      Yeah, right.
  155. Hoping for a positive response? by anomaly · · Score: 1

    First, let me give you kudos for passion and creativity in communications. That letter is expressive and clearly communicates that you have become frustrated with your "Gap" experience.

    One thing that you might consider is putting yourself in the shoes of the recipient. The person who reads this missive will not understand your clever quotes and literary allusions. They will understand that you are unhappy and that you need some assistance, but I fear that they will not care very much about your needs.

    A letter which may be more likely to get the results you desire would address the ocncerns of a corporate exec. The execs get up every day trying to find ways to boost profits while satisfying customers needs. They design policy and processes to handle the vast majority of processes, but frequently process breakdowns are overlooked. You are in one of those situations.

    What you need is to appeal for help to someone who has the authority to override corporate policy. The person reading the letter will be most likely to act if they believe that you are sincere, want to maintain a relationship with their company, and they have to *want* to help you.

    As it stands, while you have expressed your frustration in a very creative way, I doubt that the recipient will do much other than perceive you as a kook. (No offense intended. I have no idea whether you are a kook. For that matter, you may see me as one.)

    You can find some great tips on getting what you want in dealing with others from this book. I recommend that all geeks (and non-geeks) read How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie.

    Sorry that Gap shafted you. (I have no relationship with, nor axe to grind WRT GAP. I have not shopped there in at least 15 years.)

    Respectfully,
    Anomaly

    --
    But Herr Heisenberg, how does the electron know when I'm looking?
  156. Who gets cash back on railway tickets? by doodlelogic · · Score: 1

    The largest employers in the world are:

    The Red Army
    Indian Railways
    The NHS

    As the British health service is free at the point of use and therefore does not issue receipts, and one assumes no-one pays to be a Chinese soldier, the conclusion must be that the con-artists were returning unused railway tickets. Bizzare...

  157. Re:Don't be a cheat. Protect yourself from cheats. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You can't cheat an honest man."

    FUCK YOU AND YOUR REPUBLICAN VALUES! You evil red-staters are going to ruin this country with your honesty and integrity! If we didn't have so many goddamn people doing the right thing all the time, the poor wouldn't be starving and there'd be a cure for AIDS - and disabled people would get up out of their chairs and walk again. If only you people would modernize your paradigms, you'd realize that socialism works. If you don't like your new plasma TV, you should find a poor person to give it to! DuH!

  158. A better idea by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    I work some part time hours at a national bike shop chain (I can't afford the hobby without the discount hehehe)... We try to get everyone's name and address when we make a sale so that if a receipt is lost and the customer has a return, we can look up the receipt.

    This reduces risk of "return slip fraud" by a great deal. Also, we issue return slips with the customers name on them and, subject to the discretion of the store manager, only that customer can use the return slip. Of course, the manager can decide to take it from someone else, but having a human being in the chain makes fraud less likely.

    We never ever ever refuse a return, we simply require a name and address to do it, and 99.9% of customers LIKE our system. They LIKE having the ability to look up a lost receipt, and when presented with the option of putting their name in the computer and on the receipt for that purpose, about 90% of them agree and say it's a good idea. The other 10% are typically small cash sales like a tube or other small consumable (tubes, lube, other things that can't be returned anyway).

    Of course, name capture is also great for plastering the Earth with our catalogs.. ;p