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  1. A little off? on SecurityFocus On MS Security "Hole" · · Score: -1

    I think this guys on something. Just look at this senctence in the last paragraph:

    Instead of wasting space on functions that are not even vulnerabilities, they should be covering issues like Joe Millionaaire and Zora

  2. I think we all know on NYT on RFID Tags · · Score: -1

    But what happens to privacy when everything you buy can be tracked from store floor to door?

    It gets jiggy with it.

  3. Help on Mozilla Now Even Includes The Kitchen Sink · · Score: -1

    If any mod sees this could you please help me. See I did a silly thing a while back: I tested how low my karma could go by posting dumb crap. Found out that -50 is the lowest you can get. Anyway I like my uid of fish500 - I use it everywhere. I'd like to start participating in /. again but I can only post at -1 so no one sees me. If any mod has any pity and some extra karma to throw my way it would be great to see if I could get back up to 0 karma. I know I could just create a new user but I'm sorta trying this method as a little experiment.

    Thank you for your time.

  4. Help on The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect · · Score: -1

    If any mod sees this could you please help me. See I did a silly thing a while back: I tested how low my karma could go by posting dumb crap. Found out that -50 is the lowest you can get. Anyway I like my uid of fish500 - I use it everywhere. I'd like to start participating in /. again but I can only post at -1 so no one sees me. If any mod has any pity and some extra karma to throw my way it would be great to see if I could get back up to 0 karma. I know I could just create a new user but I'm sorta trying this method as a little experiment.

    Thank you for your time.

  5. Help on The Demise of Model Rocketry? · · Score: -1

    If any mod sees this could you please help me. See I did a silly thing a while back: I tested how low my karma could go by posting dumb crap. Found out that -50 is the lowest you can get. Anyway I like my uid of fish500 - I use it everywhere. I'd like to start participating in /. again but I can only post at -1 so no one sees me. If any mod has any pity and some extra karma to throw my way it would be great to see if I could get back up to 0 karma. I know I could just create a new user but I'm sorta trying this method as a little experiment.

    Thank you for your time.

  6. Re:Help on Warming Battle Over Online Taxes · · Score: -1

    seems I post at -1. I suck even more so.

  7. Help on Warming Battle Over Online Taxes · · Score: 0

    If any mod sees this could you please help me. See I did a silly thing a while back: I tested how low my karma could go by posting dumb crap. Found out that -50 is the lowest you can get. Anyway I like my uid of fish500 - I use it everywhere. I'd like to start participating in /. again but I can only post at 0 so no one sees me. If any mod has any pity and some extra karma to throw my way it would be great to see if I could get back up to 0 karma. I know I could just create a new user but I'm sorta trying this method as a little experiment.

    Thank you for your time.

  8. Re:But I dont HAVE a fucking STEREO!! on Post-it Notes vs. Copy-Inhibited CDs · · Score: -1

    LPs are deader

    That is the funniest thing I've ever read on /.

  9. On the other hand on Orbiting Lasers for Hydrogen Power · · Score: -1

    If that doesn't work you can always rely on the thing that most of us are willing to give a shot at which is what no one really wants to admit but sure would help. So to speak.

  10. This is a hoax on $200 Net PC to Close Brazil's Digital Divide · · Score: 2

    This is a hoax
    Come on! Just look at some of the crazy terms the submitter made up:
    Pimenta da Veiga
    Conectiva
    KOffice
    Brazillian Government

    I mean,seriously, if you're gonna submit this bullshit at least make it sound somewhat believable.

  11. Linux Cell Phone are Cool Man on Linux Cell Phone/PDA · · Score: 1

    Hell yeah I love Linux Cell phones, whenever I want to do some useless crap on a piece a shit OS I just use my handy dandy cellhicular phone what got Linux on it. Hell Yeah!!!

  12. Omniputer defined on Son of HAL For Sale · · Score: 1

    Omni - meaning all
    puter - meaning any small child's mispronunciation of the word 'computer'.

    This is great! A machine that can do all of your 'puting' needs. I have a Semiputer that does limited puter functions. Thank God someone had enough sense to make an Omniputer.


  13. Gary Graham on Philly Court Convicts 2600 Staffer on Minor Counts · · Score: 1
  14. It's Fake. I am so smart to figure it out. on Bill Gates's email - about Linux · · Score: 1

    It says it's satire at the bottom.
    Bill Gtaes wouldn't write like that.
    I am sooo smart. You all got fooled
    It's a hoax, just read what the guy wrote
    You Linux people are so silly
    You poop your pants
    You think Windows sucks
    You smell like a goat
    You post without reading
    You use Linux
    You put your finger in your crack and wipe it on your upper lip
    You think boogies are delicious
    You're all like "Hey everyone it's fake, I figured it out and I need to let you all know how dumb you all are by showing you how smart I am!"
    You think Open Source is way cool
    You chew your toenails
    You could go on and on about DeCSS and Napster and CueCat and Legos
    You think girls would be neat to hang out with
    You have your mommy make your bed
    You use VI or Emacs
    You eat acid and stay up all night
    You can't do shit without a computer
    You call all go to hell!!!!

  15. I've had one of these for years. on Air-Powered Cars · · Score: 1

    Five or six 7-layer burritos and my skateboard. Boom! Breakin' like the wind. Now that's an air car.

  16. I live in a geek out-house! on Constructing A Geek House · · Score: 1

    My roommates are pieces of crap but we got a T1 down there. Hey, life's a trade off.

  17. Higgs Boson!!? on CERN May Have Found The Higgs Boson · · Score: 1

    Higgs Boson?!! That guy owes me money! If they ever find him ...

  18. Re:Umm....what? on Judge Tells Microsoft To Pay Up In Bristol Case · · Score: 3

    Maybe he means that M$ is running an application called Scared. It's a program that tracks all M$ lawsuits and outputs the appropriate appeals for the courts, spin for the media and other misinformation for the public.

  19. Did you ever think... on Napster Court Date Set For October 2 · · Score: 1

    ...that a nifty little program created by a kid would create such a huge wake. A simple tool to trade files with friends and he sparks would could ultimately be one of the greatest catalyst in technological history, music history, consumer rights history and history in general.

    Henry Ford, Thomas Edison and Shawn Fanning

  20. More bad news for Mr. Baker... on R2D2 (Kenny Baker) Replaced with CGI for Ep2 · · Score: 1

    Terry Gilliam has just announced that the role of Fidget will be played by a robot in the upcoming Time Bandits II. When it rains it pours.

  21. Crazy Thought... on Ex-Microsoft Employee On Unix Within The Empire · · Score: 1

    If Micorsoft used Microsoft then Microsoft wouldn't be Microsoft.

  22. Norm McDonald said it best on You Say Tomato, I say Fan Jia Qie? · · Score: 1

    A few years back on SNL -Weekend Update Norm McDonald gave this report:

    "It was anounced today that the official language of all aviation pilots around the world will be English. Turns out that all the other lanquages are just weird."

  23. Tasmanian Tigers ... on TigerCloning · · Score: 2

    They're Grrrrreat!

  24. Does this mean... on The Invisible Man? Kinda. · · Score: 2

    we'll all be one degree closer to Kevin Bacon?

  25. Right On! on Linux Games Not Selling · · Score: 1

    You have 100 decorative bags full of dog crap on a table with a big "Free" sign on it and wonder why no one wants it.
    I'll tell you Linux people why... it's a piece of crap!