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Supreme Court Approves Strip Searches For Any Arrestable Offense

sl4shd0rk writes "Taking a page out of the TSA handbook, the Supreme Court has voted to allow strip searches for any offense, no matter how minimal. The article cites these two tidbits from Justice Anthony Kennedy: 'Every detainee who will be admitted to the general [jail or prison] population may be required to undergo a close visual inspection while undressed,' and 'Maintaining safety and order at detention centers requires the expertise of correctional officials.'"

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  1. Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We have gone insane in the United States. Our constitution is consistantly being ignored, and our freedoms are dwindling. This is just one more example.

    1. Re:Canada Here I Come by blahbooboo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bull shit. You're not going anywhere.

    2. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I was thinking Norway, seriously.

    3. Re:Canada Here I Come by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Funny

      What makes you think Canada is any better? They don't even have free speech.

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    4. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      This is what I don't get. YES, the country SEEMS to be spiraling out of control, but is it really? How much has your life changed in the last ten to fifteen years? Is it better or worse? Mine is better. Much, much better.

      Oh, and remember that this is the US, where we pride ourselves on being able to change the system. How about instead of fleeing, you contribute?

    5. Re:Canada Here I Come by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's a sad thing when countries that don't have laws written down heed them more than countries that have them in writing...

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    6. Re:Canada Here I Come by Artraze · · Score: 0

      I haven't had a chance to RTFA, but I did bother to read the summary:

      "'Every detainee who will be admitted to the general [jail or prison]..."

      So this seems to only be about searching people entering the general prison populace. If that's the case, then I'm okay with it (and I'm not usually okay with such things) as it makes sense to limit contraband and all that stuff. So can we limit the knee-jerk driven by a disingenuous headline?

    7. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anrego · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The irony there is our watered down free speech laws (freedom of expression) are probably going to provide more freedom than will realistically be available in the US (despite your 1'st amendment) fairly soon.

      Just to offer my commentary on US vs Canada law. The US is all about absolutes. You (supposedly) have a set of absolute, undeniable rights. In Canada, it's about balance and compromise. I have a right to express my opinions, but people have a right not to be harassed with hate speech. The theoretical implications of the Canadian approach seem worse than the US approach, however I think in the practical world they work out much better.

      Further, I think the differences make sense when you look at our countries history. Down in the US, you folks had a huge war to get your independence .. lots of inspiring speeches and acts of heroism and such. You _won_ your absolute independence and are adamant about protecting it.

      Here in Canada, we hashed out our independence in a series of meetings with the British. It was a compromise solution invloving a gradual transition where we would get a constitution and all the things that really matter for the day to day running of a country, and the British would still maintain a largely symbolic involvement in our politics.

      An American would of course freak out at this. Total independence or death and such but it works for us.

    8. Re:Canada Here I Come by Mitchell314 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Obviously, Canada is busy being on strike for more money.

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    9. Re:Canada Here I Come by P-niiice · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As you get older, your life does tend to get better, and you don't mind the loss of rights because they don't affect YOU.

      So many people here in the US have that "it doesn't affect me" mindset. It sometimes has me wishing it did affect them so we could get some real action on some things.

    10. Re:Canada Here I Come by Hatta · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, that's not the case at all. Jail is not prison. If you're arrested for any reason, you end up in jail until you get bailed out. It doesn't matter how frivolous the charges are.

      Essentially this ruling means that any police officer can take you and have you strip searched for any reason whatsoever (let's say you're arrested for resisting arrest) and you have no recourse. That's the country we live in today.

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    11. Re:Canada Here I Come by GmExtremacy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How much has your life changed in the last ten to fifteen years? Is it better or worse? Mine is better. Much, much better.

      TSA, Patriot Act, NDAA, free speech zones...

      And you seem to be speaking in a way that indicates that you only care about yourself. Guess what? I care if anyone's freedom is violated, even if my own life is better!

    12. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think Canada is any better? They don't even have free speech.

      Just because we have free speech zones does not mean that we have free speech.
      Even North Korea allows you to say whatever you want as long as you say it where no-one else hears.

    13. Re:Canada Here I Come by Totenglocke · · Score: 0

      Or a real right to bear arms.

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    14. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're serious try the European Union, and not just the UK. The language barrier is getting smaller by the day. Most large companies have English as their corporate language and most services are also offered in English, including health, tax and education. We've got lots of engineers from countries like China and India, a bunch of yanks would be a welcome addition.

    15. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, I mean just as soon as this ruling came about the police were busting down my door DYING to do a strip search of me. My rights are so far gone.

    16. Re:Canada Here I Come by CanHasDIY · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Did you know that if you are arrested on a Friday, and the judge has already left for the weekend, they can hold you in jail until the judge returns Monday? So, under the new interpretation, you can (and will) be strip searched and placed in population for 2 days, all because you failed to pay a parking ticket, or was walking your dog without a leash, or you crossed the street away from a crosswalk, or your seatbelt wasn't properly fastened, or you just plain pissed a cop off by knowing your rights. Hell, where I live there's a law on the books from the 1800's that says spitting on sidewalks and swearing in front of "ladies" are arrestable offenses.

      Still sound reasonable?

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    17. Re:Canada Here I Come by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Our constitution wasn't ignored. A lot of attention went to it and that part was just rejected. We need to pressure congress to add amendments to really protect (Non-Convicted) prisoners rights, I would add rules that prevent a lot of methods to trick people into breaking the law so they can collect fines. (Such as those No Turn on Red Signs places about 10 feet from where you stop your car. So if you are stopped at a red light you cannot see if there is a sign or not. Because they know people cannot always read every sign that is posted in the road and have it out of site you can give them a ticket for the activity they didn't know was illegal. But the courts will say well you should have read the sign before you got to the light.

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    18. Re:Canada Here I Come by AngryDeuce · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How about instead of fleeing, you contribute?

      If you'd rather be 'noble' and stay with the sinking ship, that's your business, but don't insult the intelligence of the rest of us by making it seem that regular Joe Schmoes can do a fucking thing to change shit right now, because that's pretty obviously untrue.

      We're getting ready to head into a presidential election where the "left" is actually center and the "right" is actually "holy fucking shit I didn't know the scale went this far". Unless you're one of those sick fucking people that worship the dollar, cheer on the death of the uninsured, and/or pray to God for the death of all the gays, the United States is quickly becoming quite inhospitable. I know people that have been spit on here in Wisconsin...why? Because they're in a fucking union. That's all it takes for someone to hate your guts these days...and God Forbid you signed a recall petition against our current Governor Scott Walker, because the witch hunts are in full fucking effect, up here. To quote one particular comment on an article I read a while back (reporting the fact that the recall signatures were going to be made public in a searchable database, what a great fucking idea that was) "Now all of us employers and landlords will be able to see who the parasites are." We have to fight tooth and nail to find out who is donating to campaigns here in this state, we don't know where half of the legislation that gets voted on in our legislature originates, but dammit, we need to make sure those signatures go public so everyone can find out where we live and harass us over it.

      How much more money should us 'little people' take out of our dwindling bank accounts to throw at this corrupt two-party system? How many hours volunteering and being involved politically should we tack on to our 80-hour work week? How long do we keep pretending that there's still something salvageable here?

    19. Re:Canada Here I Come by Moryath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The theoretical implications of the Canadian approach seem worse than the US approach, however I think in the practical world they work out much better.

      Right up until you piss off the $cientologists, or the Mormons, or the Muslims, by saying something about their "prophet" that they interpret as derogatory (which you may well have intended as same) and they start to sue and harass you in court for "hate speech."

      Meanwhile, the idea of being strip-searched before being put into prison seems to be an unfortunate side effect of the way we run prisons. If you haven't heard, smuggling items into prisons is pretty fucking big business. And they get downright creative about it. So if you're running a prison, then yes, you turn out to have a vested security interest in strip-searching anyone who comes in, whether they're there doing 10-to-20 or they're in for a short stint on failure to pay traffic tickets.

      It sucks, and it's humiliating for those who are strip searched due to minor crimes or worse yet, court system fuck-ups (which is part of what this case had going for it to make a sympathetic plaintiff) but the alternative is the crime and drug gangs just having a few guys whose job it is to get arrested for running enough stoplights to smuggle stuff in to the leaders on a 30-day pass and pass messages back and forth from the outside too.

    20. Re:Canada Here I Come by GmExtremacy · · Score: 1

      but people have a right not to be harassed with hate speech.

      "Harassed"? What do you mean? Someone constantly following you around, calling you, and other such things? If so, I thought that type of thing was illegal even in the US.

      If that's not what you meant, then I don't think that people have the right to not be offended.

    21. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Dingdingding, we have a winner!

      The world is not, in fact, spiraling down the drain; the media would like to present the image that the world is spiraling down the drain because that meme causes increased media consumption.

    22. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Or (according to the facts of the case that brought us this ruling), you are arrested for failing to pay a fine which you had already paid, even though you had proof of that payment, and showed it to the officer *before* you were arrested. In that case, you'll be arrested, kept in a cell for upwards of a week, and strip-searched *TWICE*.

    23. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Right up until you piss off the $cientologists, or the Mormons, or the Muslims, by saying something about their "prophet" that they interpret as derogatory (which you may well have intended as same) and they start to sue and harass you in court for "hate speech."

      In theory, yes, that would be very bad.

      I'd note in practicality, the scientology folks are doing a pretty good job abusing your legal system. Not saying the same couldn't happen here... it just hasn't. Meanwhile we can have a funeral without the westboro folks paying a visit.

    24. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Harassed"?

      In the US, I'd go with just about everything Westboro Baptist does. At least they are doing a good job preserving the first amendment for the rest of us, since they've got a message the Republicans can get behind, unlike the average terrorist, pedophile or hacker, who the Republicans can't be bothered to defend the Constitution for.

    25. Re:Canada Here I Come by __aasehi2499 · · Score: 1

      We learned from the best.

    26. Re:Canada Here I Come by azalin · · Score: 1

      I thing he meant a**holes holding up "God hats F*gs!" signs at funerals of AIDS victims and other happy american traditions.

    27. Re:Canada Here I Come by jythie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Of course the problem with the security system is that they do not strip search the guards, who are one of the primary vectors for materials getting in and out of prison. Thus their security measure is not really addressing the stated problem anyway. What they do not want to go over is that the reason behind these searches is attempting to humiliate and break prisoners so they are easier to manage (which fails) and to demonstrate to the guards how powerful they are (which succeeds, in a way)... so it is really less about keeping contraband out and more about keeping guards in the 'right' mindset. If the guards see prisoners as people then the psychology breaks down pretty quickly.

    28. Re:Canada Here I Come by Artraze · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Essentially this ruling means that any police officer can take you and have you strip searched for any reason whatsoever (let's say
      > you're arrested for resisting arrest) and you have no recourse. That's the country we live in today.

      So, you're totally okay with being arrested and being thrown into a cage with other people (quite likely to be criminals) for any reason whatsoever, but having to take off your pants is crossing the line? In the story the guy was wrongfully jailed for a _week_ but the issue presented wasn't that, but that he was strip searched. Is it just me that thinks being lock up is vastly worse than having to strip? And that if you are going to put a bunch of people in a cage together that searching them first isn't a bad idea? (And to further that point, if you were wrongfully imprisoned with Mr. McStabby as a cellmate, wouldn't you prefer if he were searched?)

      Let's call a spade a spade: the issue isn't the search, it's the bad laws surrounding them. The search makes sense for when you're locking up a bunch of people together (note that the decision applies to people entering the general population). The bad laws continue to not.

    29. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're getting ready to head into a presidential election where the "left" is actually center and the "right" is actually "holy fucking shit I didn't know the scale went this far".

      Actually, from what I can tell both "directions" are actually all the way down the path to complete idiocy. Turns out Obama doesn't know what the hell he's doing and the front-running Republican candidates are both stupid and totally disconnected from the voters.

    30. Re:Canada Here I Come by Moryath · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In your country it's been abuses by the Muslim groups - for instance, claiming anyone opposed to legalizing polygamy is engaging in "hate speech against the Koran."

      See Also...

    31. Re:Canada Here I Come by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      There in Canada you're continually falling further and further under our spell. Now our TSA is deciding who can even visit your country, you don't think that's going to have a chilling effect? I don't think we're better than Canada, I just think that the people who are really running the USA are in bed with the people who are really running Canada. Don't feel bad, they're running Mexico, too.

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    32. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is obviously a line drawn between freedom of speech and harassment. Canada draws it a little closer than the United States. Stuff like Westboro Baptist Church protests tend to fall on the wrong side of the line in Canada for instance.

    33. Re:Canada Here I Come by TheMiddleRoad · · Score: 1

      It's called Republicans in office and the Supreme Court.

    34. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      O fer Chrissakes, yes we do. The one difference is that hate speech against groups isn't allowed. All constitutions updated after WW2 have this in it.

      Looking at your politics, you lot may want to consider such an amendment.

    35. Re:Canada Here I Come by NatasRevol · · Score: 2

      Ignorance abounds.

      Go read the actual article.

      Guy paid fine, payment wasn't recorded, warrant was issued, wife was pulled over with him in the car, warrant turned up, show payment proof to cop, cop arrested him, put in jail (NOT prison) for the weekend, strip searched twice before being released after payment/warrant were cleared up.

      Now imagine if someone in law enforcement took a dislike to you.

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    36. Re:Canada Here I Come by johnjaydk · · Score: 4, Informative

      We're getting ready to head into a presidential election where the "left" is actually center and the "right" is actually "holy fucking shit I didn't know the scale went this far".

      Best political analysis ever.

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    37. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My ex worked at a USA prison in a mental health capacity. The prison did strip and body cavity searches on any guard who was suspected of anything. This was mainly to reduce smuggling of drugs and cell phones into the prison.

    38. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After listening to Norwegians or Canadians complain about their own country for a few years, you'll want to leave those places too.

    39. Re:Canada Here I Come by jythie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What made this case messy (or challengeable) was the nature of the offense. There was a bureaucratic glitch that said he had an unpaid parking fine. He was carrying documentation saying that it was indeed paid, but during a routine traffic stop (where he was a passenger) they decided the documentation was not good enough, handcuffed and arrested the guy on the spot, and dumped him in the general prison system for 6 days (including two strip searches with cavity search).

      So you had someone who was obeying the law, had documentation saying they were obeying the law, and even if the documentation was incorrect his crime was an unpaid ticket.... yet resulted in the type of personal invasion that one would expect violent criminals to receive.

      Part of the problem is that right now there is an economic incentive to get as many people into the general prisions as possible (since they are privately run, and usually have kickbacks to the public workers at some level) so people are getting the 'full' treatment that the general population would not expect or believe is appropriate. I don't know about you, but in my mind 'overdue parking ticket that was taken care of' should not automatically result in 'stripped naked multiple times in front of people and have fingers shoved up my ass then 6 days in a mass prison'. Even if I did forget to pay a fine, I would not expect such a result until I at least went in front of a judge and was warned that if I didn't pay up I might go to jail. Usually they just slap a penalty on the charge.

    40. Re:Canada Here I Come by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, there are lots of us who are going somewhere. My wife and I have already decided that as soon as my daughter is done with school we're moving to Montenegro. Got a little house in Sutomore, and we'll spend our summers in Belgrade or over here. When the five cunts on the Supreme Court made George Bush president in 2000, I started working on an Italian passport, which I got thanks to my ancestry and I can keep my US citizenship thanks to Jure Sanguinis (who I think is an Italian dude who I paid off to fix the whole thing for me).

      Like the words of the song, "I'm going to a place that has already been burned down, I'm so tired of you, America."

      With US citizenship and EU citizenship, I'll be able to come and go as I please and if things go really south over here, my daughter can come live with us. When I retired at age 50, I had the max into Social Security, so since it's solvent for the next 30 years, I'll probably collect for at least 20 years (assuming we're able to keep the Republicans away from it).

      It's not that I hate America. I love this place, warts and all. But the election of 2000 was the first big sign that I noticed, and the fact that lynching is legal again in Florida is just one more straw on the camel. Can you imagine? More than 20 states have passed these "Stand Your Ground & Shoot a Black Guy" laws already, and if the American Legislative Exchange Council has it's way, it'll be coming soon to a state near me. Fuck that. With my guinea olive skin I would hate some cracker to mistake me for a brother when I'm out on a cold morning doing tai chi in the park with my hoodie up and put a few shots in my back because seeing a potential black guy doing tai chi was just too threatening for him.

      Oh jeez, look at the time. I'm sorry I ran my mouth like this.

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    41. Re:Canada Here I Come by siride · · Score: 1

      I'm going to disagree, for several reasons.

      One, the world is always spiralling down the drain. With large numbers of people and ever-present threats of natural disaster or internal chaos in human society, the world could easily spiral into utter chaos and destruction. However, there are those brave and hardworking souls who counteract the tide, and an army of complicit neutral regular folks who toil their life away, stemming the tide of chaos, and contributing to the works of the aforementioned group. There's always a battle and it could always be lost.

      Two, it's not some new concoction of the media. People all over the world have complained about the imminent demise of man since about as long as we've had written commentary on society. I would go so far as to say that this is a good thing. By constantly pointing the mirror at our society's flaws and potential doom, we keep the people and the leaders aware of legitimate problems, and motivated to solve them. I really think our media ought to mostly be doing negative stories, as a service to the civilization.

    42. Re:Canada Here I Come by SilentStaid · · Score: 1

      You've clearly displayed a lack of critical thinking here by just reading the bullshit sensationalist headlines. I'm not saying that I completely agree with the Justices here in saying that strip searching should be implicitly allowed for non-indictable offenses but to rule that it's not constituional to subject anyone to those searches is just asking for trouble.

      Please, everyone - read the actual judgement at http://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/11pdf/10-945.pdf and don't waste your time reading The Register... a publication that made a joke about holding your genetials in the same line as linking to the opinion.

    43. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you force your fetish onto others (in your case, forced strip searches by a person in a position of authority) it's essentially rape through proxy. Shame on you.

    44. Re:Canada Here I Come by Tokolosh · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you haven't heard, smuggling items into prisons is pretty fucking big business. And they get downright creative about it.

      The statesman article is about convicts in prison, not about suspects in jail - big difference.

      Also, so what if you have have stuff in jail? Designating harmless things as contrabrand and then declaring a problem does not wash. A deadly weapon, yes, but then who is going to jaywalk with a revolver up his ass?

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    45. Re:Canada Here I Come by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Unless you're one of those sick fucking people that worship the dollar, cheer on the death of the uninsured, and/or pray to God for the death of all the gays, the United States is quickly becoming quite inhospitable.

      Almost nobody does any of these things, even the Evil Right (TM) that you're referring to. Hyperbole like what you're using is a huge fucking problem in US politics these days, please don't perpetuate that crap.

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    46. Re:Canada Here I Come by Phrogman · · Score: 1

      Oh that's okay, they are all just figureheads for the corporations that really rule the country after all. Everything is fine, the corporations are in control of things just like your founding fathers intended them to be... oh wait.

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    47. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My brother is a prison guard. He has been stripped search more than a few times. Any time they find evidence of smuggling, they strip-search all guards.

    48. Re:Canada Here I Come by elashish14 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Rights aren't there to protect the well-off - they're there to ensure liberty for the oppressed.

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    49. Re:Canada Here I Come by ZenDragon · · Score: 1

      My sentiments exactly. Well said.

    50. Re:Canada Here I Come by jythie · · Score: 1

      The key word is 'suspected', meaning it is not a procedure that all guards go through every day.

    51. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh noes, we don't have the right to get capped by some project nigger, whoopy-doo. We can have weapons in Canada, we just can't carry. And while we don't have freedom of speech, we have much better than what the US' version of what that means anyway.

    52. Re:Canada Here I Come by kbg · · Score: 2

      Well it doesn't affect you until it suddenly does and by then it is to late.

      The US is now much more dangerous and crazy than any other country in the world. The US puts people in prisons and tortures them without any trials they can also assassinate any citizen anywhere without a trial or jury. The military is being privatized to handle any questionable murders. Private financial corporations take orders from the US government on who they can do business with. I could go on and on...

      Don't you see it? The US is just as bad as any other third world country.

    53. Re:Canada Here I Come by Hartree · · Score: 2

      "(Non-Convicted)"

      Now here's a problem to think about. I'm being held with the general jailed population for doing over a hundred on the highway. I'm not a violent offender. Maybe I should not be strip searched.

      However, the guy in the bunk next to mine has been arrested for armed robbery with assault and battery. Should he be strip searched?

      Neither of us are convicted. We are presumed innocent. On what legal basis do you want him strip searched and not me?

      And, even if you mandate seperate facilities/areas for possibly violent and nonviolent offenders, then on what basis do you make that distinction? We're all just as innocent.

      Hi, I'm now playing the role of a cop: I say you shot and killed Justin Bieber (justifiable as it may have been.), and arrest you. You point out Bieber is alive, but until you see a judge, you're part of the jail population largely ON MY WORD. So, can you be strip searched? How about if I just arrested you for that hundred mile an hour speeding charge? That's on my word as well. The argument that this is false arrest doesn't mean it doesn't happen. Look at the case this ruling was based on.

      The case this was based on was an example of law enforcement gone wacko (jailed for days and strip searched for a minor fine he'd already paid). But, the issues that it raised were anything but straightforward. That's why it got to the supreme court.

    54. Re:Canada Here I Come by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, you're totally okay with being arrested and being thrown into a cage with other people (quite likely to be criminals) for any reason whatsoever

      No, no I'm not. Locking people into cages is barbaric, and the fact that we do this to innocent people before they've had a single day in court is doubly barbaric. Triply barbaric is the fact that they have no recourse against their aggressor once they've been found innocent.

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    55. Re:Canada Here I Come by jythie · · Score: 2

      Which is reactive rather then active. The point of the ruling was that all prisoners need to be searched every time otherwise security collapses, but guards are only searched part of the time at the discretion of management. So no universal with one vector, 'with reason' with the other vector, thus the model collapses.

    56. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anrego · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I do agree with this, and like many Canadians, am thoroughly pissed off about it. The party in power up here also happens to be the worst for this. It's interesting, people joke about Canada being under British control, but the US influences our politics in an actual tangible manner.

      At the very least, US big media is pulling some serious strings up here.

    57. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      >>Right up until you piss off the $cientologists, or the Mormons, or the Muslims, by saying something about their "prophet" that they interpret as derogatory (which you may well have intended as same) and they start to sue and harass you in court for "hate speech."

      Please cite for us a single case where the Mormon Church has sued anyone in court for hate speech directed at them.

      As a Mormon, I can tell you that the official Church policy to dealing with anti-Mormon hate speech is to ignore it. Haters have been spouting their vitriol at us for 200 years and haven't had an original insult to throw at us for 199 years. They're inevitably forgotten, while the Church just keeps doing its thing. There's just no point in getting into an argument with such people.

    58. Re:Canada Here I Come by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2

      It's not that I hate America. I love this place, warts and all. But the election of 2000 was the first big sign that I noticed, and the fact that lynching is legal again in Florida is just one more straw on the camel. Can you imagine? More than 20 states have passed these "Stand Your Ground & Shoot a Black Guy" laws already, and if the American Legislative Exchange Council has it's way, it'll be coming soon to a state near me. Fuck that. With my guinea olive skin I would hate some cracker to mistake me for a brother when I'm out on a cold morning doing tai chi in the park with my hoodie up and put a few shots in my back because seeing a potential black guy doing tai chi was just too threatening for him.

      Oh jeez, look at the time. I'm sorry I ran my mouth like this.

      Could you elaborate or at give a searchable phrase for this? I'm not always up-to-date on US politics and this is the first time I hear about this.

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    59. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anrego · · Score: 1

      I think the actual reality is indeed that any system can be abused, and there are always those who are going to take a system designed to protect people from harassment and use it to.. harass them.

      We have plenty of groups twisting laws up here just as you do down there.

    60. Re:Canada Here I Come by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      This is what I don't get. YES, the country SEEMS to be spiraling out of control, but is it really? How much has your life changed in the last ten to fifteen years? Is it better or worse? Mine is better. Much, much better.

      If that's true, then clearly, you don't like to travel to places too far to drive.

      Clearly, you have a job offering health insurance, or you can afford to pay for it yourself AND have someone willing to sell it to you.

      Those are just two of the very real, personal impacts on big parts of my life that have changed in my life in the past 10-15 years for the worse, and that's without getting into any philosophical or ethical arguments.

    61. Re:Canada Here I Come by SilentStaid · · Score: 1, Informative

      He's referring to the Trayvon Martin saga ongoing currently. Search that name. It's in reference to a law in Florida that allows a Self-defense claim in circumstances that many believe don't really warrant it.

    62. Re:Canada Here I Come by Dr_Terminus · · Score: 2

      I'd say there are lots of bear arms in Canada... at least one pair for every pair of bear legs.

    63. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but I think the preferable solution is to
        - eliminate outright stupid laws (e.g., swearing in front of ladies...if we don't care for that behavior, as citizens, we should say something to the swearer, not enact a law about it)
        - reduce the number jail-able offenses (fines for the things you mentioned seem pretty reasonable, jail doesn't)
        - require courts to act on bail hearings/pre-emptive dismals at all hours (essentially, shift work for judges)

      The "glove snap" searches of upstanding (or upstanding enough) citizens are a symptom, not the disease.

    64. Re:Canada Here I Come by SilentStaid · · Score: 1

      That was not, in any way shape or form, part of the ruling. The ruling is that it is legal to strip search individuals who are about to be incarcerated for non-indictable offenses.

    65. Re:Canada Here I Come by Hartree · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "I'm sorry I ran my mouth like this."

      God sends little children to hell for lying, Ratzo. ;)

      Everywhere has problems. And, you've been around long enough to see how the laws in the US have swung back and forth over time. We're in a pretty strong shift toward letting the police have free reign. But, like many shifts, the really far out stuff usually happens when the pendulum is about to swing back.

      I'm hardly giving up and heading out. If everyone with "clue" leaves, then don't be surprised when clueless things happen.

      YMMV, and if you figure that moving to another place is a good move for you, great. You've got the financial situation you can do it.

      Besides, I'm sure you can find something to be grouchy and outraged about anywhere you go. ;)

    66. Re:Canada Here I Come by Ronin+Developer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well said. The implications are for those entering a prison population. They are balancing the protection and safety of the prison population and guards against personal privacy. The needs of the many, in this case, outweigh the needs of the few ... Or the one....to paraphrase a line from an old Star Trek movie.

      The need to strip search is for a arrstable offense resulting in detention in a prison facility. If you find yourself going to prison, you will be subjected to the search. Don't like it? Well, don't break the law.

      Now, the bigger issue is whether he has a case for false arrest against the State for not updating the records properly. Keep in mind, this wasn't the first time he was arrested on this bench warrant. The police officer can not make the call at the time of arrest - that is beyond their power. And, a paper isn't going to protect him. He should be entitled for compensation because of the arrest. If the penalty against the State is great enough, they may elect to aim prove the process and provide a means to electronically verify the status of a warrant.

      I worked on such a system for a county in PA. The validly of the warrant, assume it was entered properly, could be verified in seconds. Unfortunately, not all counties share their warrant data. In this case, it was a State Trooper who performed the arrest. Consequently, the officer was not affiliated with the county issuing the warrant.

    67. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Part of the problem is that right now there is an economic incentive to get as many people into the general prisons as possible...

      I was with you up until that paragraph, at which point you degenerated into conspiracy theory. To make your assertion true, you would have to argue that police and judges were explicitly throwing people into jail to enrich private sector companies. And where's the incentive for them to do that? Are you arguing that they're being bribed? Kickbacks? Their cousins and old frat brothers are running the companies that run the prisons?

      Evidence, please.

    68. Re:Canada Here I Come by icebraining · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sorry, but some do. Cheering on the death of the uninsured was well demonstrated in the GOP debate (link). Are they all exceptions? Not likely.

    69. Re:Canada Here I Come by AngryDeuce · · Score: 2
    70. Re:Canada Here I Come by P-niiice · · Score: 2

      I'm not seeing where the left is down the path to lunacy at all. I can see where the health care law would piss off right-wingers though, and I see the inevitable striking down of the law as a valid political decision (by a rightwing nutjob court though, heh). I wish more Americans could look at issues that way.

    71. Re:Canada Here I Come by SteamDot · · Score: 1

      [having a few guys whose job it is to get arrested for running enough stoplights to smuggle stuff in to the leaders on a 30-day pass and pass messages back and forth from the outside too.]

      [Supreme Court Approves Strip Searches For Any Arrestable Offense]

      My fallback job in case I get canned from my current employment has just been shelved....

    72. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      citatiion needed. Seriously, they do this shit. It's not a joke.

    73. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In your scenario, what are you implying is unreasonable:
      1) that people being in jail for 2 or more days/nights should be searched
      2) people being placed in jail for 2 days because the judge has left for the weekend

      I think the later is much more egregious of the two. In the modern age there is no reason that at least one judge per municipality could not be present or at least "on call" to deal with people in holding once a day (few hours Saturday and Sunday as needed).
      The earlier about it being reasonable to search people spending multiple days/nights in a communal holding/jail/prison, sounds... reasonable.

    74. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go look historically and say that isn't true. From the handling of revolutionary soldiers (debtors prison for interest accrued while fighting the revolutionary war. After which many couldn't find work to pay their debt!), to Carnegie and Rockefeller of the late 19th and early 20th century, to AT&T, Monsanto, the RIAA/MPAA and company of today. This has been going on since the founding of our illustrious country, and most notably has consolidated since the Civil War proved federal might trumps state rights (whatever your opinion on slavery, the more you look at the long term implications, this lead to consolidation of power from minor 'fiefdoms' to the political capitol and centralized legal authority of today. Which while offering the possibility of legal oversight to places of abuse is just as often used to unjustly influence local matters due to their overarching authority.)

    75. Re:Canada Here I Come by bjdevil66 · · Score: 4, Informative

      While the rest of your post rings true...

      Right up until you piss off the... Mormons... by saying something about their "prophet" that they interpret as derogatory (which you may well have intended as same) and they start to sue and harass you in court for "hate speech."

      I can't speak for $cientologists or Muslims, but I am LDS - and I call BS on your accusation that the leadership of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints - or individual members of the church - is suing anyone for "hate speech".

      Can you cite an actual lawsuit (that doesn't involve what most non-Mormon Slashdot readers would say is real hate speech, and is just a form of tyrannical suppression of the freedom of expression)?

    76. Re:Canada Here I Come by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Plus, given the "good ol' boy's club" nature of many of these police organizations, it's hard to imagine that for every officer caught, there isn't a handful that never get found out.

    77. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all because you failed to pay a parking ticket,

      pay your bills, deadbeat

      or was walking your dog without a leash

      are you one of the a-holes that does that?

      or you crossed the street away from a crosswalk

      I think you've been watching too much lethal weapon.

      or your seatbelt wasn't properly fastened,

      thats a ticket. Never head of anyone being arrested for it. And before you google it, Atwater had neither of her 3 or 5 year old kids in seatbelts either. That might have been acceptable in the 70s but not now. That's child endangerment. Yes, this is one case where you should think of the children.

    78. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sure your strawman argument sounds unreasonable.

      none of those are arrestable offences by themselves.

    79. Re:Canada Here I Come by judoguy · · Score: 0
      I don't understand the outrage. A majority of people scream that "I want a government that tells us, and enforces that decision, that the average American is too stupid to ..."

      buy any car we want, have to save the planet of course,

      use any kind of light bulb we want, to save the planet of course

      own guns because we might do something wrong

      leave all our money to our kids if we happen to have a lot.

      handle our own retirement planning

      handle our own medical situations. After all, Europe controls that for their populations, we must as well

      You get the point. (and probably agree). Well you're right. Many people ARE going to make mistakes in one or all of these areas.

      I mees up now and then myself, but I had a mommy and daddy to tell me what to do when I was a child. I am no longer a child and would rather make my own way in life. A totalitarian state or Mad Max anarchy aren't the only options. Limited, not non-existant, government is what I want to live under, but that makes me a kook it seems. If you want the government to run your life, it will. Completely.

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    80. Re:Canada Here I Come by luther349 · · Score: 1

      until the economy collapses.

    81. Re:Canada Here I Come by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 2

      Yes, and that mindset is a well crafted and brilliant result of years of careful planning and execution. As long as unemployment doesn't get above 15% nationally(or some number around there), and distractions such as Video Games, FB, Cable TV(Sports), Alcohol, Weed, Convenience Stores, etc; etc; aren't impacted, nothing is going to change, and yes, if it doesn't affect "YOU" then no "real action" will take place.

      These distractions, and the careful management of the destruction of the American middle class are no accident. The 1% or whatever you want to call them are VERY INVESTED in not seeing anything like popular movements(such as a European style Union or 1960's Anti-War movement) getting a strong foothold in the U.S. that could impact their hegemony.

      We are dying a death by a thousand cuts...

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    82. Re:Canada Here I Come by Artraze · · Score: 1

      > So, under the new interpretation, you can (and will) be strip searched and placed in population for 2 days,
      > all because you failed to pay a parking ticket ...

      You could always be placed in population for 2 days, and even strip searched if the police had suspicion that you had contraband. The _only_ thing that changed is that they don't have to make up an excuse to stip search you in those circumstances.

      > Hell, where I live there's a law on the books from the 1800's that says spitting on sidewalks and swearing
      > in front of "ladies" are arrestable offenses.
      > Still sound reasonable?

      What, the law? Of course it isn't reasonable. What does that have to do with this at all? Sounds like you have a bullshit law on the books and should petition to have it removed. And your point is actually weaker than the one in the article (and indeed the case) which dealt with wrongful imprisonment over an administrative screw-up. This decision aside, they could still arrest you (maybe taking fingerprints and DNA and giving you an arrest record), lock you up and send you through the court system. It's just now they don't have to pretend to suspect you have contraband to search you. It sounds like your real problem (along with mine and most others on this thread) is abusive laws and police work.

    83. Re:Canada Here I Come by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      I meant "jail or prison". Everything outside of "put in jail" is not really relevant. It might be a problem, yes, but it's orthogonal to whether strip searching when admitted to a jail or prison is reasonable.

      Now imagine if someone in law enforcement took a dislike to you.

      Then being searched in the process of being thrown in jail would probably be fairly low on my list of concerns.

    84. Re:Canada Here I Come by Rhys · · Score: 1

      Speaking as someone who lived in England for two years when I was 8-11 (ish... its tricky when you fly to/from on your birthday) because my dad was doing an exchange program, yes!

      When we did travel through western europe (mainly France, Italy, Germany, and the low countries), it was rare we had a language problem, even outside of the standard touristy areas. It did help dad knew some French still from his school days.

      There was at the time though, some anti-american snobbishness in the touristy/semi-touristy areas. Americans (at the time, late 80s) had the reputation of being loud obnoxious jerks (truth, then and now). Hint: if you do go and have a kid, have the kid speak/order/etc first. They will probably have the local accent (I did, British) and tended to get better service for the whole family.

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    85. Re:Canada Here I Come by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      Pretty much. Then the rich will just hop on a plane to play their games elsewhere while the rest of us eat each other.

      America! Fuck Yeah!!

    86. Re:Canada Here I Come by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      It's called Republicans in office and the Supreme Court.

      No, it's called "the Constitution does NOT forbid this, therefore it is allowed, assuming that the appropriate legislatures say it is".

      The Supremes are NOT in the business of deciding right and wrong.

      Or just and unjust.

      They ARE in the business of saying "the Constitution forbids this" or "the Constitution does not forbid this".

      Sounds like they think the Constitution does not forbid this. Which means the recourse you have, if you disapprove of the idea, is to talk to your legislators (State and Federal - different rules apply in State and Federal institutions) and convince them to outlaw the practice.

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    87. Re:Canada Here I Come by luther349 · · Score: 1

      that may be there idea but when the usa the largest consumer in the world falls it will cascade all over the world.

    88. Re:Canada Here I Come by zanian · · Score: 1

      Obviously, Canada is busy being on strike for more money.

      I really hope you are joking (honestly can't tell) because it is really just the students of Quebec (I live in Montreal) who are on strike for more money, whereas the US has the nucleus of the Occupy movement.

    89. Re:Canada Here I Come by Esteanil · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you've got any kind of advanced degree, I'm pretty sure we can put you to use. Engineers especially are highly sought after in Norway these days - as are IT people.

      Just apply for a few jobs and within a few months you'll have a work visa on our "specialist import quota".

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    90. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, we do, and while the USA may it's codified differently, social pressure down there prevents it

      The notion we don't is just jingoistic silliness

    91. Re:Canada Here I Come by jythie · · Score: 1

      Well, for starters there were some judges actually caught doing just that....

      But in general, the people who run the prisions make political contributions, and politicians are the ones that drive departmental policy. Even if the judges and police are being completely honest, they are in a situation where their quotas and policies are being set by people who get lobby money from other people who benefit from such strict policies. No need for conspiracy, just standard game theory and lobby oriented politics.

    92. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally know a guy who spent 12 days in jail, due to the court's f-up. He had a warrant put out on him because even though he did all the right things and fulfilled his obligations, a court clerk sat on the paperwork for over a month. This resulted in the warrant and then 12 days in jail while they dug their head out of their arse. He is self employed and lost all those days of work and some clients. When finally put before the judge ( the paperwork was still 'missing') the judge heard his story and let him go with a 'sucks to be you'.

      eff 'em all

    93. Re:Canada Here I Come by jythie · · Score: 2

      Actually it was part of the ruling, that if guards showed 'judgement' in deciding who got searched and who did not the security would break down, thus even if it was apparent that this particular person was harmless the security needed to be followed.

    94. Re:Canada Here I Come by Dripdry · · Score: 1

      Are you serious?

      How about you not be lazy and google it, bozo?

      I'm so sick of you lazy assholes. Say that since someone didn't hand you scientifically proven evidence on a platter that it doesn't exist. It's a form of denial, and it's intellectual laziness of the highest order.

      https://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&q=private+prison+incentives&oq=private+prison+incentives&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_l=igoogle.3...8144l10809l0l11048l25l25l0l11l11l1l147l1241l9j5l14l0.

      or, google "private prison incentive". First link is to the economist, and there are all sorts of others. Did you know that prison labor makes those nifty little cardboard coffee holders for Starbucks? No? Well they do. It may be fair trade coffee, but not fair trade anything else.

      Some prisons have simply become privatized labor camps, slave labor. It's a way to sweep slavery under the carpet, like with immigration: Call people morally corrupt and other people can justify almost any horror done to that class of people.
      This justification makes me sick, and you people who aren't willing to wake the fuck up are a part of the problem.

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    95. Re:Canada Here I Come by i · · Score: 2

      Well, well... Looked upon from Sweden, Your "left" would be "far right of Djinghis Khan".... ...and the right....8-O

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    96. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you don't understand the difference between prison and jail. You can be arrested and go to jail being perfectly innocent. that's what this case was about. It has nothing to do with strip searchign people entering prison which isn't a principle anyone is challenging

    97. Re:Canada Here I Come by fuzznutz · · Score: 2

      It's a South Park reference. The fictitious WGA (World Canadian Bureau) organized a Canadian strike in one episode.

    98. Re:Canada Here I Come by capnchicken · · Score: 1
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    99. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paranoia.

    100. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the entire West, but especially North America, needs to prepare itself for the day that a revolution against the government will be a necessity.
      I hope it doesn't come to this, but it's the direction we're heading at the moment. Hopefully things will get better... well, actually Canada still has a chance to avoid revolution, but I think it's too late for the USA... the situation in the USA has gone too far, I don't see what else would possibly fix it.

    101. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congrats on not being caught in the cross-fire. If you ever get hit by one of the many changes, you'll whine and b*tch like the rest of them.

      I have great health insurance, a great job, I'm getting raises, my 401k is raising fast as I just started it during the crash. What are all of these people complaining about our economy? ---- this is you. Just because you're lucky, doesn't mean something bad isn't happening.

    102. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      quadruply barbaric will be the (inevitable) abuses whereby police officers start finding reasons to arrest attractive young women, who of course will need to be strip-searched before they can be discarded in a jail cell with a bunch of freaks and rapists...

      And anyone who thinks this won't happen, a quick google will show you just how quickly the nude body scanners at the airports got abused for the sexual gratification of uniformed criminals. This will be no different.

    103. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are leaving, I think the system is working.

    104. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anrego · · Score: 1

      I suspect this is a south park reference (I don't watch south park, but I've heard other people make similar references).

      That said, where I live, this is pretty damn close to true.

      Transit workers just got off a 6 week strike. All kinds of teacher / support staff strike talks in our universities. Water department just averted a strike. Air Canada basically got told they can't strike (but they wanted to).

    105. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might think a cracker will mistake you for a brother but so will latino's...

    106. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anrego · · Score: 1

      Lucky for us Canadians, when/if this happens.. it's probably going to happen in the US first. You might actually serve as a sacrificial lamb that lets us turn things around.

    107. Re:Canada Here I Come by Hatta · · Score: 1

      It sucks, and it's humiliating for those who are strip searched due to minor crimes or worse yet, court system fuck-ups (which is part of what this case had going for it to make a sympathetic plaintiff) but the alternative is the crime and drug gangs just having a few guys whose job it is to get arrested for running enough stoplights to smuggle stuff in to the leaders on a 30-day pass and pass messages back and forth from the outside too.

      Bullshit. There's a number of alternatives. How about we don't put people in jail until they've been found guilty? If you can't deal with that, how about we keep the accused away from the convicted, and keep the 30 day inmates away from the inmates who are in for years?

      Unlimited strip searches are not the only alternative.

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    108. Re:Canada Here I Come by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Um yes same here.... but the question is not does your life get better as you get older... as others pointed out, thats normal. Yah, I am not a marginally skilled worker in an entry level job proving my worth in spite of no degree....now I am a well paid professional. Things got better.

      Has little to do with the topic at hand.

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    109. Re:Canada Here I Come by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      No. Only a few genuine nutjobs actually "cheer on" the death of someone due to lack of insurance. There is a lot of argument that it's not society's responsibility to take care of them, and people saying things along the lines of "it's your fault and I don't have any sympathy", but that is in no way the same as actively celebrating such deaths.

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    110. Re:Canada Here I Come by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Trayvon probably thought it was pretty silly too. One could hardly blame him what with a black man being in the White House and all. It's too bad the neighborhood vigilante didn't agree.

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    111. Re:Canada Here I Come by zzsmirkzz · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's not that I hate America. I love this place, warts and all.

      I'm sorry but what you feel is not love. People fight to save/protect the things they love. They don't run from them at the first sign of trouble - Coward.

      More than 20 states have passed these "Stand Your Ground & Shoot a Black Guy" laws already,

      Wow, way to believe the media over facts and common sense. These laws are not stand your ground and shoot a black guy, they are stand your ground and protect yourself from severe injury or death. They exist because liberal whack-jobs were (successfully) arguing that if you had an opportunity to run (even with no guarantee of success) and didn't, then you were not practicing self-defense when using a gun to protect yourself. That if you could run but your wife/child/friend could not, you were supposed to leave them behind rather than protect them. Sure, in this case (Trayvon) a person may be attempting to use this law as a shield but that is no fault on the law, only the police who are enforcing it. If they were conned into believing that he was in fear of his life when he wasn't then that only reflects on them, it does not reflect on the law. The law does not allow the use of deadly force without the reasonable belief you are in immediate risk of serious injury or death. An unarmed man is perfectly capable of doing both of these things.

    112. Re:Canada Here I Come by LVSlushdat · · Score: 2

      Please cite for us a single case where the Mormon Church has sued anyone in court for hate speech directed at them.

      As a Mormon, I can tell you that the official Church policy to dealing with anti-Mormon hate speech is to ignore it. Haters have been spouting their vitriol at us for 200 years and haven't had an original insult to throw at us for 199 years. They're inevitably forgotten, while the Church just keeps doing its thing. There's just no point in getting into an argument with such people.

      It's unfortunate that the parent stated this as AC, but as I am also a Mormon, I'll echo his statement. Please cite for us a single case where the Mormon Church has sued anyone in court for hate speech directed at them. This will be monumentally difficult, as there has never been a case..As AC said, the Church officially simply ignores it. The Church also strongly believes in freedom OF religion AND freedom FROM religion, if thats what "floats your boat". Our missionaries are nearly everywhere, and would love to tell you about our religion, BUT if you tell them to leave you alone, they do..

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    113. Re:Canada Here I Come by anyGould · · Score: 3, Informative

      Or a real right to bear arms.

      Anyone in Canada who has a need for a gun, can have a gun. Most people who want a gun can have one too.

      We're just a teensy bit fussier on who and where we hand out the guns. And in exchange, we get shot at a lot less.

    114. Re:Canada Here I Come by Hatta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The Church also strongly believes in freedom OF religion AND freedom FROM religion, if thats what "floats your boat".

      That didn't stop you from forcing your religion on homosexual couples in California.

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    115. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I've seen on places where cops, prison guards and prisoners can speak anonymously, about 80-90 percent of the contraband is brought in by security.

      That's the problem with so many crime measures - they can't stop inside jobs.

    116. Re:Canada Here I Come by Toze · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not hate speech, but copyright, and used to silence critics with lawsuits; http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=2245&dat=19991016&id=C-g0AAAAIBAJ&sjid=NyEGAAAAIBAJ&pg=4294,5523199

      Nothing against Mormons personally, and a primarily academic interest in copyright and the church. It just happened to be in my list of reading material.

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    117. Re:Canada Here I Come by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      > "God hates F*gs!" signs
      Unfortunately that's true. (Matthew 21:18-22, Mark 11:12-14, 19-25)

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    118. Re:Canada Here I Come by Chowderbags · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The need to strip search is for a arrstable offense resulting in detention in a prison facility. If you find yourself going to prison, you will be subjected to the search. Don't like it? Well, don't break the law.

      This isn't about prison (which is for convicted criminals), this is jail, which you can go to merely for being suspected of a crime. You don't have to actually break the law. You usually don't even get to see a judge or your lawyer first. Forty years ago this is something we would've accused the Soviets of and criticized them for it while saying that America is better than that. Now we'll get people doublethinking that it's freedom.

    119. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just the effect of dealing with a Republican primary and a lack of a Democratic one. As soon as there's an official nominee he'll come scooting back to the center.

    120. Re:Canada Here I Come by kharchenko · · Score: 1

      don't insult the intelligence of the rest of us by making it seem that regular Joe Schmoes can do a fucking thing to change shit right now, because that's pretty obviously untrue.

      But ... but ... Joe the Plumber made an impact. Right? See, all you have to do is get hand-picked to be a puppet of a corporate media machine.

    121. Re:Canada Here I Come by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      ]haven't had an original insult to throw at us for 199 years

      Mormons are a bunch of hedge-clipping kangaroo enthusiasts!

      There you go, I tried!

    122. Re:Canada Here I Come by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      We have gone insane in the United States. Our constitution is consistantly being ignored, and our freedoms are dwindling. This is just one more example.

      Move elsewhere. Stephen Harper's about to reveal his new law-and-order omnibus crime bill, and busy photocopying all those nice big-brother laws the US has...

    123. Re:Canada Here I Come by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      You miss the important point.

      You can be arrested for anything.
      You can be put in jail for said arrest.
      You can be strip searched before being put in jail.

      Any cop, any where, any time, for any reason can strip search you.

      Your 4th amendment rights have been removed by the SCOTUS.

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    124. Re:Canada Here I Come by ai4px · · Score: 1

      I fear this too... the local police will ask you to consent to a search now or "downtown". I was once approached by the police when stopped late at night. They wanted to search my car, I declined citing they would need a warrant. They said that could take hours to get. I said I had nothing but time. In the end, they figured out that I was not a bad guy and pointed out that the area was rife with druggies and that I should move along. No harm, no foul. Maybe not so much in the future. Presently, they don't need a warrant signed by a judge, they just need a dog to show probable cause and circumvent the whole system of protection we think we enjoy.

    125. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that someone hauled in on a bench warrant for outstanding traffic tickets does go to general population and doesn't get searched, it's not hard to envision a scenario where a gang employs junior members to pull just such shenanigans to smuggle weapons, potentially including a revolver (ouch!), to gang members in jail, to murder someone else in jail, to escape, etc.. I'd say there is a legitimate security risk here.

      Of course, I don't agree with the ruling; the correct answer is not "if they're going to general population, you can search them", but "if you don't have a right to search them, keep 'em separated" -- thus if this is a security issue in your jail, you should keep those arrested on violent charges away from those arrested for minor nonviolent offenses, rather than performing unjustifiable searches.

    126. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Transit workers just got off a 6 week strike.

      So they are not on strike now.

      All kinds of teacher / support staff strike talks in our universities.

      So they are not on strike now. (just talking about it)

      Water department just averted a strike.

      So they are not on strike now.

      Air Canada basically got told they can't strike (but they wanted to).

      So they are not on strike now.

      Sooooo ..... who is on strike in your strike-ridden country?

    127. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/13/us/13judge.html?_r=1

    128. Re:Canada Here I Come by AngryDeuce · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For every person actively cheering this shit on, there are 10 people sitting there watching them do it and not saying a fucking word.

      Look at how much power the ultra-religious whackjobs wield in the modern-day GOP right now. They're busily working on rolling back abortion, worker's rights, sex-ed, and the moderate conservatives are just sitting there happily going along, too afraid of the evangelicals to dare standing against them. Shit is fucked up at almost level of government in this country, even down to the municipal level, and our legislators are more worried about making sure that a woman has to go through "counseling" to make sure she wasn't "coerced" into getting an abortion. Planned Parenthood offices are now getting firebombed right here in Wisconsin. Where are all the moderate Republicans going on record decrying this shit? Where are all the moderates saying "Hey, crazy religious nuts, knock it the fuck off!"

      Few and far between. Better to tacitly support this idiocy and "beat that 'Muslim' Barack HUSSEIN Obama!!" than to have the courage to actually call out the fucking crazies, right? Why the hell else is someone like Rick Santorum even still in the race? The guy thinks women should be grateful for a pregnancy, even if it is the result of a rape. Where is all the outrage on the right for that bullshit? In the right-wing media? Yeah, nowhere, because again, better to stand united with the crazies than be branded a "soshulist" or "librul" , God Forbid, a "Dumbocrat"...

    129. Re:Canada Here I Come by TC+Wilcox · · Score: 1

      Not hate speech, but copyright, and used to silence critics with lawsuits;

      Eh, as those critics are still there I wouldn't really call the "silenced". Also, it wasn't criticism that was targetted, but publishing a pages from a Church manual online. I imagine if they'd instead tried to summarize the content in their own words there wouldn't have been a lawsuit. Disclaimer: IAAM

    130. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, stop being so reasonable.

    131. Re:Canada Here I Come by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm sorry but what you feel is not love. People fight to save/protect the things they love. They don't run from them at the first sign of trouble - Coward.

      I love my husband, but he beats me.

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    132. Re:Canada Here I Come by Hans+Adler · · Score: 2

      Not sure where the parking fine comes from, but according to page 2 of the ruling (linked from the Register's story): "In 1998, seven years before the incidents at issue, petitioner [...] was arrested after fleeing from police officers in Essex County, New Jersey. He was charged with obstruction of justice and use of a deadly weapon. Petitioner entered a plea of guilty to two lesser offenses and was sentenced to pay a fine in monthly installments. In 2003, after he fell behind on his payments and failed to appear at an enforcement hearing, a bench warrant was issued for his arrest. He paid the outstanding balance less than a week later; but, for some unexplained reason, the warrant remained in a statewide computer database." Not exactly the same thing as a parking fine. Maybe he just wasn't the right person to challenge this outrageous practice successfully...

    133. Re:Canada Here I Come by P-niiice · · Score: 1

      I think he's really talking about the scientologists, and those muslims who care about Mohammad cartoons in European papers.

    134. Re:Canada Here I Come by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      An American would of course freak out at this. Total independence or death and such but it works for us.

      Well, we tried the meetings approach first. But when we got no where, we fought.

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    135. Re:Canada Here I Come by Eponymous+Hero · · Score: 1

      have you ever been to jail? i have. they already do this. when you strip out of your own clothes and into their jumpsuits they make you spread your cheeks to make sure you're not smuggling anything in. then you get some slippers that don't fit.

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    136. Re:Canada Here I Come by ClioCJS · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Man, I *really* liked your post up until you propagandized lies. I'm feeling charitable so instead of downmodding, I'm going to tell you why you are wrong. What Zimmerman did is NOT stand your ground. Stand your ground is a good law. It means if crazy fucking rednecks come and attack me and my 5 or so friends that I go camping with, my one friend who always carries a gun (concealed permit) can actually save our asses. Without it, we all have to run away, even in the middle of the woods. Possibly being separated, picked off one by one. The point of stand your ground is that, once cornered, you are allowed to save your own fucking life. What zimmerman did is not stand your ground, and even the florida republicans who passed it in florida have called bullshit on this. STand your ground is not "Drop yourself in a tiger cage, then when the tiger's attack you, you can shoot them in self defense." Stand your ground is not "Take your ground with you into a confict". You can't drive the ground you are standing around. You can't say "i'm not standing my ground, i'm chasing you, oh nyah nyah now i'm standing my ground and get to shoot you!" That's not the way it works. So get off your pedestal of bullshit, and stick to the good, relevant, TRUE things that you've said. You ruined a post that deserved a score of 5.

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    137. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anrego · · Score: 1

      Key words "pretty damn close"...

    138. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you read the article? If anti-Mormon critics are posting copyrighted Church documents without prior authorization of the Mormon Church, of course they're gonna get sued, especially if the materials were stolen, which the article implies. What good is copyright if you can't use it to stop people from re-publishing stolen material?

      But judging by the article, it doesn't even look like the Mormon Church was asking for financial damages--just a cease-and-desist order. Sounds pretty tame compared to some of the copyright violation cases we've seen filed by the likes of the RIAA or even the Scientologists.

    139. Re:Canada Here I Come by Mr+44 · · Score: 2

      These laws are not stand your ground and shoot a black guy, they are stand your ground and protect yourself from severe injury or death. They exist because liberal whack-jobs were (successfully) arguing that if you had an opportunity to run (even with no guarantee of success) and didn't, then you were not practicing self-defense when using a gun to protect yourself. That if you could run but your wife/child/friend could not, you were supposed to leave them behind rather than protect them

      Absolutely correct. One of the best examples of a need for this type of law was ROBERTA E. SHAFFER, who shot her ex-husband in self-defense after he threatened to kill her and her kids, but the DA claimed she had a duty to retreat, and she was convicted of manslaughter.

    140. Re:Canada Here I Come by pdabbadabba · · Score: 1

      Am I safe in assuming that the invitation does not extend to American lawyers? :(

    141. Re:Canada Here I Come by bware · · Score: 1

      cheer on the death of the uninsured

      Almost nobody does any of these things, even the Evil Right

      From the transcripts of the ACA case before the Supreme Court:

      Solicitor General Donald Verrilli

      getting health care service [is] a result of the social norms to which we've obligated ourselves so that people get health care.

      Scalia:

      Well, don't obligate yourself to that.

      It's hard not to read that as, if not cheering on the death of the uninsured, being more than a bit callous. Pardon me if I fail to make a distinction.

    142. Re:Canada Here I Come by nomadic · · Score: 1

      According to the story, if you are going to jail they're allowed to make sure you're not hiding anything. Doesn't seem too egregious to me. Ohhh, you believed the incendiary headline, didn't you?

    143. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anrego · · Score: 1

      Oh, didn't mean it like that. Canada definitely lucked out. The timing and politics were perfect. Further, I imagine we too would have gone the war route eventually.

      That said, the result of this history is clearly visible in the attitudes we see today. You guys fought much harder for your independence. It makes perfect sense then to be extremely protective of your rights, whereas we are a little more willing to flex when it comes to our rights.

    144. Re:Canada Here I Come by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      You can be arrested for anything.
      You can be put in jail for said arrest.
      You can be strip searched before being put in jail.

      Yes, clearly the real problem in that sequence of events is the last one!

    145. Re:Canada Here I Come by cluedweasel · · Score: 2

      Why did you need to "fix" anything to keep your U.S. citizenship? My wife is a dual UK/US citizen and had no issues with her US citizenship after getting her British passport.

    146. Re:Canada Here I Come by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I didn't know Bush was still the president and was still making judicial appointments. Granted the republicans are big on the get tough on crime bandwagon, but law and order liberals are just as bad and probably just as numerous.

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    147. Re:Canada Here I Come by zipn00b · · Score: 2

      The purpose of the law was to allow people to "stand your ground" to defend themselves rather than have to attempt to "retreat" and just get shot down doing so. Unfortunately the reports are that law was supposedly interpreted by the initial officers as applying in the Martin/Zimmerman case even though at this point even Zimmerman's lawyer admits it doesn't apply. But there are an awful lot of people who want to use this as an excuse to just revoke any rights the general populace has to defend themselves. One moron who wants to play vigilante shouldn't be a reason to keep people from legitimately defending themselves any more than one drunk driver should be a reason nobody can drive....

    148. Re:Canada Here I Come by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      God forbid that we point out one more problem in the 'justice' system.

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    149. Re:Canada Here I Come by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      It's hard not to read that as, if not cheering on the death of the uninsured, being more than a bit callous. Pardon me if I fail to make a distinction.

      No, I will not. It is fair to call it callous. It is not fair to call it cheering on the death of the uninsured. Failing to make that distinction, and jumping to ridiculous hyperbole, is one of the biggest things making American politics so toxic.

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    150. Re:Canada Here I Come by zzsmirkzz · · Score: 1

      At least when you posted this you were honest in your description of yourself and your actions - Coward .

    151. Re:Canada Here I Come by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      As a (protestant) Christian, I think I can second that mormons tend not to be the litigious reactionary jerks that Scientologists can be, and Ive never heard of mormons organizing to kill someone or burn down an embassy.

      I dont agree with mormonism, and I think their claim to Christianity is misplaced, but lets not unjustly accuse them here. Its about as absurd as the Chinese govt cracking down on Falun Gong-- if youre going to pick a dangerous and volatile group, these arent the ones youre looking for.

    152. Re:Canada Here I Come by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      We're getting ready to head into a presidential election where the "left" is actually center and the "right" is actually "holy fucking shit I didn't know the scale went this far".

      When both candidates are perhaps best known for implementing a socialized healthcare system, I'd say you are way off base. The differences between Romney and Obama really boil down to personal differences unless you have a stake in one of the wedge issues (gay rights, abortion, etc.). I'd prefer that the government stayed out of the bedroom, and I'd prefer if abortion stayed legal - but I won't pretend that the future of our Republic hinges on these issues.

      Also, a petition is not a secret ballot - it is the opposite. If you don't want the flak that comes with signing a petition, don't sign it - it is a public document. People who actually harass you should be arrested, but it is important that a petition be open to scrutiny. I agree that it is important to have open campaign funding laws and I like open governance - but that includes petitions.

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    153. Re:Canada Here I Come by ffflala · · Score: 1

      Just to offer my commentary on US vs Canada law. The US is all about absolutes. You (supposedly) have a set of absolute, undeniable rights. In Canada, it's about balance and compromise. I have a right to express my opinions, but people have a right not to be harassed with hate speech.

      Your cultural observations are astute, but I disagree with this particular conclusion. Like any constitutional form of government, constitutional law in the US is about compromise, and balancing various rights against one another. (Whether you agree with their conclusion, the SCOTUS opinion here does just that -- it balances the right of security against an individual's other rights, particularly freedom from unlawful search and seizure.)

      What I believe is a more accurate assessment to explain the difference is that you Canadians, along with most of the rest of the citizens of the world in constitutional democracies, have one fundamental right that US citizens do not: a constitutional right to dignity. When it comes to balancing out something like say hate speech, the right to dignity makes a huge difference. When one does not have to consider whether the basic human dignity of another is infringed upon because citizens have no such right to begin with, you will often get a different outcome, one that looks absolutist if you're used to considering other factors that the US simply will not. So the way I see it, it's not that the US takes an absolutist approach to settling questions of constitutional law and refuses to balance constitutional rights, it's just that people in the US don't have the same rights to balance.

      Personally I think the lack of a US right of dignity underpins a lot of our culture, from our permissive outlook on hate speech (neo-Nazi marches are permitted, for example) to the massive amounts of undignified, crappy entertainment and "news" that we generate and consume.

    154. Re:Canada Here I Come by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Further, I think the differences make sense when you look at our countries history. Down in the US, you folks had a huge war to get your independence .. lots of inspiring speeches and acts of heroism and such. You _won_ your absolute independence and are adamant about protecting it.

      Here in Canada, we hashed out our independence in a series of meetings with the British. It was a compromise solution invloving a gradual transition where we would get a constitution and all the things that really matter for the day to day running of a country, and the British would still maintain a largely symbolic involvement in our politics.

      An American would of course freak out at this. Total independence or death and such but it works for us.

      Total independence was the only option when the American colonies rebelled. They had been governed under their establishing charters and were fairly happy with the arrangement until the late 18th century. That's when Parliament began drastically imposing on the rights to self-government that they had had under their charters. The American colonies petitioned the King and Parliament for restoration of their rights. The Crown responded with increasingly draconian crack-downs and further restrictions. It was either give up all of their rights or fight to win them back.

      Canada had something of a luxury in having had America rebel first. The successful rebellion of the American states impressed upon the british government the impossibility of maintaining such a tight grip on power in remote areas of the world. If you want to maintain an empire, you need buy in on the part of the local governing powers. If that local government is democratic as it was in the Americas that means you need most of the citizens to buy into the advantages of the empire.

    155. Re:Canada Here I Come by shentino · · Score: 1

      What if the cops just want to arrest you to get you strip searched because they're too lazy to put up with the hassle of getting a search warrant?

    156. Re:Canada Here I Come by bware · · Score: 1

      The biggest thing making American politics so toxic is this sort of callousness.

      It apparently matters to you whether people are accused of cheering when they turn someone away from the emergency room. What matters to me it's the fact that they think that turning someone away is acceptable.

    157. Re:Canada Here I Come by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      Do I have to speak your language? Or will I be able to find an "americatown" ghetto with street signs in english and mcdonalds and taco bell to live in...

    158. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's the opposite problem in some areas of the world, where people start burning the place down if, for example, an artist makes fun of their deity. Where's the happy medium?

      There are examples of both types of behaviour in the wild. Maybe it's an evolutionary trait in us as well.

    159. Re:Canada Here I Come by Nyder · · Score: 0

      ... Fuck that. With my guinea olive skin I would hate some cracker to mistake me for a brother when I'm out on a cold morning doing tai chi in the park with my hoodie up and put a few shots in my back because seeing a potential black guy doing tai chi was just too threatening for him.

      ...

      Let's see, that "brother" will probably shoot you because you referred to him as a "cracker".

      If your trying to convince us you are NOT black, using the term "cracker" for white peeps doesn't quite do it.

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    160. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet justifiable homicide has tripled in Florida since Stand Your Ground. Interesting.

    161. Re:Canada Here I Come by shentino · · Score: 1

      Btw, bonus points if the jail guards find contraband on you that the cops never could have gotten a search warrant for.

      Sounds like a big fat loophole in the 4th amendment if you ask me.

    162. Re:Canada Here I Come by pluther · · Score: 1

      We're in a pretty strong shift toward letting the police have free reign. But, like many shifts, the really far out stuff usually happens when the pendulum is about to swing back.

      I doubt there's more far-out stuff happening lately, it's just that it's caught more often due to the omnipresence of camera phones. Sometimes the mainstream media will pick up the story, too, after it's been all over the blogs.

      I do hope you're right, though, about the pendulum swinging back, whether it's caused by the outrageous abuses that keep getting exposed, or vice versa.

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    163. Re:Canada Here I Come by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Sadly I can't respond as I would like to this post due to the stupid incitement to religious hatred laws in my country.

      Suffice to say that I see nothing wrong with hate speech against the Koran.

    164. Re:Canada Here I Come by Nyder · · Score: 1

      While the rest of your post rings true...

      Right up until you piss off the... Mormons... by saying something about their "prophet" that they interpret as derogatory (which you may well have intended as same) and they start to sue and harass you in court for "hate speech."

      I can't speak for $cientologists or Muslims, but I am LDS - and I call BS on your accusation that the leadership of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints - or individual members of the church - is suing anyone for "hate speech".

      Can you cite an actual lawsuit (that doesn't involve what most non-Mormon Slashdot readers would say is real hate speech, and is just a form of tyrannical suppression of the freedom of expression)?

      Mormons believes in more fucked up shit then just the bible. No one cares about what Mormons want, because to believe in Mormonism, you have to be fucking bat shit crazy.

      Here in America, your allowed to be bat shit crazy, we just don't take you serious. Sorry.

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    165. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canada has it's own problems. Illegitimate Conservative government being one of many. Better than the States? I think so. Good? Probably not.

    166. Re:Canada Here I Come by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that this guy never should have been locked up - and for a week! But I agree with Artraze: people should be searched for contraband when they enter prison (or jail if you prefer).

      The tragedy in this case is not that the guy was searched, because that is a prudent thing to do before you put men in a cage. The tragedy is that this guy was put into a cage at all.

      Even though his (previous) crime was evading an officer, his crime was still non-violent and he should probably have never been in anything other than a holding cell or area while they processed him. That would still require a frisk, or maybe even a non-invasive strip search - but certainly throwing him in with the general prison population (requiring a cavity search) seems excessive and I think he was wronged.

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    167. Re:Canada Here I Come by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 2

      The biggest thing making American politics so toxic is this sort of callousness.

      No. That has nothing to do with it. The problem is not that people have such views, but how we deal with it. I frequently think that something someone says is insane, and profoundly wrong. I don't respond to it by exaggerating things and calling them an evil person. Most people, even if they're saying something which seems crazy, are doing so with good intentions at heart. What is making politics toxic is that nobody (or very few people) wants to act like a reasonable adult, and recognize this. They prefer to fling insane accusations that are almost entirely without merit.

      It apparently matters to you whether people are accused of cheering when they turn someone away from the emergency room. What matters to me it's the fact that they think that turning someone away is acceptable.

      Those two are not mutually exclusive. You can criticize someone's point of view while still insisting that civility be maintained.

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    168. Re:Canada Here I Come by jythie · · Score: 1

      Oops, good catch. I guess I read a bad summary at some point and got 'parking fine' stuck in my head.

    169. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many hours volunteering and being involved politically should we tack on to our 80-hour work week?

      Considering that you found the time to post 7 times to this forum alone, I suspect that for you, like most people, it's a matter of choice, you seemingly choose to whine. If you really want to change the 'two party system' you need to openly support rules like 'instant runoff voting', which would allow third party ticket to get votes without the spoiler effect.

    170. Re:Canada Here I Come by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you appear to be quoting a work of fiction as evidence of the opinion of a non-existent entity and using that to justify harassing people.

      That makes you a cunt.

    171. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The police were against the law when it was only a suggestion because they knew what the outcome would be. Prosecutors can't prosecute many suspicious killers because now it's the dead guy's word versus theirs, unless luck happens to intervene with a witness who wasn't killed. That you think a law which makes it nearly impossible to prove that someone didn't shoot someone else in self-defense -- since the best witness against them is usually dead -- means you're not really relevant to this discussion. We're discussing basically how insane Americans have gotten and you're one of the insane people saying "Well, actually, it's common sense..." No, it is not common sense to write laws that let trigger-happy people off, which is exactly what these things do. When you KILL someone, it shouldn't just be the living killer's word against the dead guy's lack of words. Self-defense should have a higher burden than that.
       
      tl;dr: YOU are exactly what's wrong with America.

    172. Re:Canada Here I Come by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Well, I am German, not Norwegian. Still no strip searches and shit like that here. If you promise to take care of the pile of USPTO office actions swamping my desk, I'll sponsor you. And buy you a beer. Or two. Bavarian beer.

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    173. Re:Canada Here I Come by scot4875 · · Score: 2

      That if you could run but your wife/child/friend could not, you were supposed to leave them behind rather than protect them.

      Find some cases where these stand your ground laws were actually used to prevent a situation like this.

      I'll wait.

      Republicans like to talk about how government is capable of doing nothing but making a bad situation worse, and these laws are a *perfect* example of that. This Martin/Zimmerman case is one that gun advocates should be backing off of and disavowing any association with this Zimmerman nut; they should be spinning it as an example of a lone cowboy who doesn't understand the law going vigilante and committing manslaughter (or premeditated murder, even). Instead? They can't get in line fast enough to defend the piece of shit, citing the very law that created the problem in a way that even a somewhat slow preschooler could have predicted.

      --Jeremy

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    174. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      zzsmirkzz, Slashdot Keyboard Hero

    175. Re:Canada Here I Come by blue_teeth · · Score: 1

      Hahahahaha..heheheheh...that was a good laugh (wipes a tear).

      This is a typical response when one feels his/her rights/privileges/way of life is threatened. Did you feel the same way when A10 Warthog blasted to smithereens in phoney wars far off distant phoney enemies? Did you feel the same way when felt pride and power deep inside saying "I am the citizen of most powerful country in the whole world, because we can!!"?

      Grow up. Smell the coffee and realize Karma, unfortunately, has nasty habit of coming back & biting. Even if takes decades or millenniums.

    176. Re:Canada Here I Come by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Well, I am German, not Norwegian. Still no strip searches and shit like that here. If you promise to take care of the pile of USPTO office actions swamping my desk, I'll sponsor you. And buy you a beer. Or two. Bavarian beer.

      Are Porsches cheaper over there than in the US?

      If so, that the beer thing....heck, I might consider that for awhile!!!

      :)

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    177. Re:Canada Here I Come by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      ...the US has the nucleus of the Occupy movement.

      Yeah, but that has now fizzled down to nothing.

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    178. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course the problem with the security system is that they do not strip search the guards, who are one of the primary vectors for materials getting in and out of prison. Thus their security measure is not really addressing the stated problem anyway. What they do not want to go over is that the reason behind these searches is attempting to humiliate and break prisoners so they are easier to manage (which fails) and to demonstrate to the guards how powerful they are (which succeeds, in a way)... so it is really less about keeping contraband out and more about keeping guards in the 'right' mindset. If the guards see prisoners as people then the psychology breaks down pretty quickly.

      Exactly right. The inmates must be dehumanized.

    179. Re:Canada Here I Come by macwhiz · · Score: 1

      Except that's not true.

      In "duty to flee" states, you must run from a conflict if you are sure it is safe to do so. In most cases where you would need to use force in self-defense legitimately, it is not clearly safe to run away. In duty-to-flee states, if you're cornered, you're free to use as much force as necessary in self-defense.

      The problem with Florida's law is that it takes self-defense from being a defense against a charge of homicide, and turns it into utter immunity from arrest or prosecution for anyone with even a barely-plausible claim of self-defense. The police can't investigate, because it could lead to violating that immunity. The previous law, which still protected you from legitimately shooting first in self-defense, at least let the police detain you to make sure your story was legit and collect evidence to back it up. Not so with the new law.

    180. Re:Canada Here I Come by zipn00b · · Score: 1

      If it's truly justifiable then innocent lives are being saved which is much better than seeing actual murder rates going up. I'd rather see the bad guys buy it any day than seeing especially kids and old people getting murdered.

    181. Re:Canada Here I Come by StormyWeather · · Score: 1

      So you think it's a great idea for someone who is incarcerated to not be searched? So it's ok for weapons en masse being brought into a prison so other people who may or may not be guilty are left to be stabbed to death, poisoned, by the random perp brought in for a minor violation who is concealing a deadly weapon they just used to kill someone that the police haven't found?

      The whole "but they strip searched a NUN" argument is complete bullshit. I mean if we follow that logic then really what's the difference in a burka? What's the difference in huge baggy jeans?

      That guy may have been humiliated that he got strip searched, but if others weren't strip searched then it's more possible he'd be dead. These rules aren't designed to humiliate or punish, they are to create a safer environment.

    182. Re:Canada Here I Come by Nyder · · Score: 1

      Or (according to the facts of the case that brought us this ruling), you are arrested for failing to pay a fine which you had already paid, even though you had proof of that payment, and showed it to the officer *before* you were arrested. In that case, you'll be arrested, kept in a cell for upwards of a week, and strip-searched *TWICE*.

      Okay, to be fair, if your being arrested in this case, it's because you have a bench warrant out. The cop has no choice but to bring you in, or get permission from his superior to not bring you in. But to get the bench warrant squashed, a judge has to do it.

      And by what you said, the person has a good case against the city or county, for them screwing up.

      For example, back when i was a drug addict, i had got arrested and because of some medical stuff, they had to take me to the hospital. During my time their, they got called to a bigger case, so the sergeant gave them permission to leave me, and I was told I needed to check into the jail after I was done at the hospital or I was going to get a fleeing charge. The cops left, and I shortly left after, because I was a junkie and did not want to spend any time in jail. And yes, I did get a fleeing charge added to my charges.

      During my time as a druggy and going to jail every now and then, I never, ever got strip searched. No cavity searches, nothing. I was a user, not a seller, they stripped searched the crack sellers they picked up all the time though, from what i understood. Or i guess anyone they brought in for selling drugs.

      And unless there is a reason why they would have stuff hidden away on them, I completely think giving the cops the power to strip search for any reason is wrong, very very wrong.

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    183. Re:Canada Here I Come by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      You are also assuming the court system works the same up here, and it doesn't. In the US you might be able to sue anyone for millions for some slight, in Canada the laws are a bit different. For one, most would likely get thrown out for being facetious, and the ones that don't would not have the "damages" that are handed out in the US.

      Also, I am not certain (IANAL etc...), but the hate laws in Canada are a Criminal Offenses, not a Civil one. So if any of those afore mentioned groups think a hate crime has been committed, they would approach the police who would likely take it to a Crown Prosecutor, who would make an assessment of if they thought it was a hate crime or if there was a chance of winning in any court. Then they might proceed with a criminal case against someone.

      This is not group suing the bejesus out of someone for millions. This is not something you get sued money for, this is something you go to jail or perhaps community service for (depending on severity I suppose, I have no idea what the actual punishments are, there hasn't been all that many hate crimes to my knowlege).

      I think right there you can see the difference in perspective between law in Canada and the US.

    184. Re:Canada Here I Come by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 2

      As far as I know, not significantly cheaper, unfortunately, if not more expensive. At least a couple of years ago, reimporting was often a better deal than buying in Germany. Crap... gotta do that USPTO shit by myself, by the looks of it ;)

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    185. Re:Canada Here I Come by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      You lost me when you made the laughable claim that police "can't investigate".

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    186. Re:Canada Here I Come by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      A deadly weapon, yes, but then who is going to jaywalk with a revolver up his ass?

      Someone who wants to smuggle a weapon into jail.

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    187. Re:Canada Here I Come by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, if only you were modded up past 2... this is one of the better comments on this story IMHO.

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    188. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF are you talking about? Nobody forced anything on anyone. The mormons followed the legal, established process for prop 8.

      Haha, no, they didn't.

    189. Re:Canada Here I Come by TC+Wilcox · · Score: 1

      That didn't stop you from forcing your religion on homosexual couples in California.

      In what way exactly has religion been forced onto homosexual couples in California and how did the Mormons single-handedly force it on them?

    190. Re:Canada Here I Come by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Mormons voted, based on their religion, to ban homosexual marriage. This ban applies to people who do not follow that religion. Do I need to draw you a diagram?

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    191. Re:Canada Here I Come by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nobody forced anything on anyone. The mormons followed the legal, established process for prop 8.

      In what world do you live in where passing a law doesn't equate to the use of force?

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    192. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not expectorate in public.

      Seriously, it's a public health hazard.

    193. Re:Canada Here I Come by TC+Wilcox · · Score: 1
      Are you seriously trying to argue that religious people shouldn't be allowed to vote because it isn't fair for the non-religous people? Or are you only suggesting that religious people that disagree with *you* should be baned from voting? Or maybe you are suggesting that people should only be able to vote for a law if they can somehow prove it may effect them. I'm not quite sure which of these (or perhaps something else entirely) you'd like to see implemented.

      Mormons voted, based on their religion, to ban homosexual marriage. This ban applies to people who do not follow that religion. Do I need to draw you a diagram?

      Are you suggesting that no Mormons are homosexual? Or are you suggesting that no Mormons voted against prop8? I assure you that if you are both suggestions are false.

    194. Re:Canada Here I Come by zzsmirkzz · · Score: 1

      Find some cases where these stand your ground laws were actually used to prevent a situation like this.

      Did you think about that question before you asked it? The law can't used in this manner. The law was designed to prevent this kind of charge being brought up in the first place. So having cases to cite after the law was passed would be pretty difficult.

      They can't get in line fast enough to defend the piece of shit, citing the very law that created the problem in a way that even a somewhat slow preschooler could have predicted.

      Citation please. And not from a random right-wing nut job either, from someone who is a representative of the NRA or an official Gun Advocacy group.

      I'll wait.

      You'll notice I did not defend Zimmerman. Nor did I condemn him. Why? The facts aren't in. It is equally likely he acted in accordance with the law as it is that he didn't. But whether he acted in accordance with the law or not is irrelevant when determining the validity of the law. If he acted outside the law, he should be arrested. If he didn't he shouldn't. Only the facts (which none of us have access to) can determine this. He either lied about being in fear for his life or he didn't. It he lied, the law does not protect him. Why is this so hard for people to understand?

    195. Re:Canada Here I Come by ultranova · · Score: 1

      "God hates F*gs!" signs

      Unfortunately that's true. (Matthew 21:18-22, Mark 11:12-14, 19-25)

      Jesus curses a fruitless fig tree, therefore God hates homosexuals. WTF?

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    196. Re:Canada Here I Come by macwhiz · · Score: 1

      Not effectively, as they cannot arrest someone claiming self-defense without provable probable cause that it wasn't self-defense. Since there's often no other living witness than the shooter, and you can't compel the shooter to provide evidence without an arrest, there's damned little investigation possible. See, e.g., http://prawfsblawg.blogs.com/prawfsblawg/2012/03/trayvon-martin-and-floridas-stand-your-ground-law.html

    197. Re:Canada Here I Come by zzsmirkzz · · Score: 1

      Oh, and Jesus was a Jewish Communist, not a liberal. In fact, you may even consider him an Anarchist since he believed judgement and punishment were solely up to God and not Man.

    198. Re:Canada Here I Come by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Are you seriously trying to argue that religious people shouldn't be allowed to vote because it isn't fair for the non-religous people?

      No, I'm suggesting that we call it what it is. If you vote to force your religion on people that is what you are doing. Deal with it.

      Are you suggesting that no Mormons are homosexual? Or are you suggesting that no Mormons voted against prop8? I assure you that if you are both suggestions are false.

      How did you infer either of those from what I said? Neither follow.

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    199. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fight what? A futile fall into despotism? It always happens and sure looks like that demise is well underway now. Coward maybe; but there is a difficult line between coward and fool. The flip side is the fool who does not understand futility. For example, the people who resisted the Nazi government takeover who ended up in camps... that sure did nobody any good did it? The smart people left when they saw the futility of resistance. Problem is in assessing what the situation is.

      LAW: It makes belief and emotion justification for murder. Empower the paranoid and cowardly. Most people don't know how much they can take in a fight and probably fear for their life before the 1st blow if not immediately after the 1st impact. So then they can kill the other guy because they fear injury but in all likelihood they have no experience to make a valid judgement when calm and forget about any hope of restraint when in a panic induced low mental state. Why punish the victim? Well, if your life is really under threat spending 5 years in jail is a GREAT DEAL vs being dead. You might think more if you know you are being forced between two "bad" outcomes enough to perhaps find a 3rd or 4th option??

      Cowards run for: God, Guns, and Country-- it was true back when that was a scandal and more evident today.

    200. Re:Canada Here I Come by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
      I guess this quite adequately explains why Zimmerman was never cuffed and brought in... oh wait. It's just that. Hyperbole. Zimmerman was brought in and arrested. He was investigated, but they decided to not press charges. So why are you quoting applications of a law that did not happen in the case that we are talking about, again? To paint an inaccurate picture. So yes, when someone defends hyperbole with more hyperbole, they tend to get marked 'enemy' so their posts are permanently modded -1 from me, for I'm not really interested in hearing from someone a 2nd time if they are bullshitting me the first time. Quoting a law blog that engages in the same hyperbole doesn't make it valid in the face of what actually happened in the case. (He should have been charged, though.

      But the thread here has now made the bold claims that a) what he did was stand your ground [with no mention of 'duty to flee'], and b) The law prevents police from investigating/arresting someone (despite the fact that both were done).

      You've lost all credibility. Good bye.

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    201. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anrego · · Score: 1

      Oh, no doubt about that. We lucked out big time. I do think we too would have gone to war if it had come to it, and I think the British knew this, and as you said, they knew what the result would likely be thanks to it being previously demonstrated.

      As said in an earlier post though, the result of this history is still visible in current attitudes. You guys fought much harder for your independence, and as such, I think it makes perfect sense that you would be much more protective of rights and much less willing to flex on them.

    202. Re:Canada Here I Come by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      crap, forgot to close my parenthesis: )))))))))))))))))))

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    203. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a democracy, anyone can vote any way they wish for any reason they wish, no questions asked. Once you argue that certain reasons for voting a particular way should be invalid, you're marching down the road to having thought police.

      The Mormons voted their consciences on Prop but the Mormons made up, like 2% of California's population. So lots of people voted exactly the same way for reasons that had nothing to do with what the Mormons think. Accordingly, singling out the Mormons for their religious motivations is idiotic. De facto demanding that religious people abandon their religious motivations at the ballot box is equally idiotic.

      Win the debate, win the vote. You lost the debate and so you lost the vote. Next time, rouse your side and do a better job of winning the debate and you'll win the vote.

    204. Re:Canada Here I Come by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Could you elaborate or at give a searchable phrase for this? I'm not always up-to-date on US politics and this is the first time I hear about this.

      See "stand your ground laws + ALEC"

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    205. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How well can somebody get bye just knowing English? how long/hard is it to learn the local...does one have to learn the language?

    206. Re:Canada Here I Come by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      At least here in BC if you get accused of a hate crime, you do get a trial, but not in the regular courts. You get a hate crimes tribunal. It's a terrible system and it needs to be removed.

    207. Re:Canada Here I Come by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I'm hardly giving up and heading out. If everyone with "clue" leaves, then don't be surprised when clueless things happen.

      That's a good point.

      YMMV, and if you figure that moving to another place is a good move for you, great. You've got the financial situation you can do it.

      I'm not sure I have the financial situation not to do it.

      Besides, I'm sure you can find something to be grouchy and outraged about anywhere you go. ;)

      You've been talking to my wife, haven't you?

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    208. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Triply barbaric is the fact that they have no recourse against their aggressor once they've been found innocent.

      Huh? I thought this was America? Can't you buy a gun and shoot the guy? As long as you're in Florida and feeling threatened, you should be golden.

    209. Re:Canada Here I Come by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Once you argue that certain reasons for voting a particular way should be invalid, you're marching down the road to having thought police.

      Who argued that the vote was invalid? All I said is that Mormons voted to force their religion on non-mormons. They won, their policy was implemented, and this is an example of Mormons forcing their religion on others.

      Nothing said in this thread anywhere addresses the point that mormons have forced their religion on nonmormons in California. Yes, they did it through the legal process, but it's still force.

      So lots of people voted exactly the same way for reasons that had nothing to do with what the Mormons think

      Yeah, let's ignore the Mormon sponsored propaganda blitz across California. That never happened...

      De facto demanding that religious people abandon their religious motivations at the ballot box is equally idiotic.

      Did I demand that? No, I only asked that you understand what it is that you are doing when you vote based on your religious belifs. You are trying to force those beliefs on other people. That's what it is.

      Win the debate, win the vote. You lost the debate and so you lost the vote. Next time, rouse your side and do a better job of winning the debate and you'll win the vote.

      I agree entirely. And at that point it will be me forcing my liberal beliefs on you. Make sense now?

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    210. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ignore it? That sure isn't what Joseph Smith did. He burned the printing press down.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nauvoo_Expositor

    211. Re:Canada Here I Come by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      These laws are not stand your ground and shoot a black guy, they are stand your ground and protect yourself from severe injury or death.

      A few months ago, in Texas, a guy successfully used one of these laws as a defense after chasing a guy down for 5 blocks before stabbing him to death. He was not with his wife and family. He was not protecting himself.

      300% increase in "justifiable homicide" sounds to me like legal lynching. Florida was one of the last states to have lynching back in the 50s and it appears to be one of the first states to have gotten it back.

      If you see the NRA's media campaign for passing these laws, and they happen to mostly show scary black guys and cowering women who if they only had a gun could protect themselves, you know that these are very specifically "Shoot a Black Guy" laws.

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    212. Re:Canada Here I Come by marcello_dl · · Score: 2

      I should quote now where a unix manual talks about wildcards, right?

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    213. Re:Canada Here I Come by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Stand your ground is not "Take your ground with you into a confict".

      And yet, one of these "Stand your ground" laws was used not long ago as a successful defense by a guy who chased another guy down for 5 blocks and stabbed him to death.

      We have always had self-defense laws. We've always had "defend your home" laws. These are specifically "Shoot a black guy" laws, pure and simple.

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    214. Re:Canada Here I Come by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      You know, I guess there are certain countries where it's OK. But I know some countries require you to give up your current citizenship to get citizenship.

      I was joking about "jure sanguinis". It's a legal doctrine by which one is able to maintain dual citizenship.

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    215. Re:Canada Here I Come by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      As the fig tree does when the wind blows through it: woooooosh.

      You're fully entitled to an opinion on whatever god or book. No questions.
      But, if you gather from my comment that I justify harassing f*gs, I suggest you put MUCH attention into trying to understand or diss any kind of text.

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    216. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why sue when you can just burn the printing press?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nauvoo_Expositor

    217. Re:Canada Here I Come by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

      And, as a converse, if you had an opportunity to sit calmly in your SUV and observe from a position where you could press the gas pedal and drive away, but instead chose to get out of your SUV and confront someone in a public street for no particular reason, and then you got scared because the person you confronted got irritated so you now feared for your safety and felt the need to shoot him, *that* *IS* self defense on your own ground? And is accepted purely on your own say-so with hardly any investigation? THAT is the question in this case - this wasn't a home invasion, or even a clear attack. Hell, under these conditions, someone could shoot me on my morning bike ride because with my day-glow green shirt I look like an invading alien.

    218. Re:Canada Here I Come by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
      Wonder why you didn't link to the case you talked about?. Oh, right! In this case, the man had stolen radios from his truck. He was within the law to pursue the guy to get his stolen property back. At the point at which the thief -- already in the wrong -- assaults him, it is indeed self defense. This is not tracking down someone who 911 said not to pursue, who was an unarmed kid buying skittles. This was someone directly retrieving his stolen property.

      Furthermore, the victim was not shot, but stabbed, and his name was "Pedro Roleta". In your grand failed game of equivocation, "stab a hispanic thief running away with your property" is the same as "shoot an unarmed black guy who has committed no crime". YOU LOSE.

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    219. Re:Canada Here I Come by ppanon · · Score: 1

      Only count in horseshoes and hand grenades.

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    220. Re:Canada Here I Come by SuperTechnoNerd · · Score: 1

      In New York it's quite the opposite. You had better have good proof your life was in immanent danger before using deadly force - even if you caught some one breaking into your house. In NY, If you shot and killed him and he was unarmed, your probably going to jail. In florda there is a "castle law" that allows you to shoot to kill anyone in your house or property even if unarmed.

    221. Re:Canada Here I Come by TC+Wilcox · · Score: 1

      How did you infer either of those from what I said? Neither follow.

      You said,

      Mormons voted, based on their religion, to ban homosexual marriage. This ban applies to people who do not follow that religion. Do I need to draw you a diagram?

      Because you said, "Mormons voted, based on their religion, to ban homosexual marriage" I wanted to point out that many Mormons opposed prop8. Also, you said, "This ban applies to people who do not follow that religion" so I wanted to point out that the ban also applies to some people who do follow the religion.

      Also, I am a little curious why you feel the Mormons are so responsible for proposition 8. I heard somewhere that Mormons make up about 2% of California. I've also heard around 4%-10% of California is homosexual. How is it possible in your opinion that 2% of the state is able to exercise so much control? My personal opinion is that you have a *greatly* exeragated opinion of the impact the Mormons made with prop8.

    222. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's suggesting that the entire justification for the law is a religious, rather than a secular one. In other words, they're forcing their religion on people.

    223. Re:Canada Here I Come by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      That didn't stop you from forcing your religion on homosexual couples in California.

      In fairness, marriage is primarily a religious ceremony* that has no place in government. Domestic unions of some type, there's a government interest in that.

      *Or non-religious ceremony. What-have-you. It's a ceremony with some mixture of religious, personal, social, and romantic significance. The only two important points are a) It has religious significance to many, and b) It should have no significance to the government.

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    224. Re:Canada Here I Come by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I don't think there's anything wrong with defending yourself, but if someone gets hurt or dies, you have to be able to prove your case. When someone breaks into your residence, it's pretty easy to prove your case when the police find his dead body on the floor: you don't know the person (or worse, you have a restraining order, he was an ex-spouse/lover with a bad history, etc.), so your story that he broke in and you feared for your life are pretty hard to argue with. A random stranger has no business inside your home.

      With someone on the street, it's a lot harder to prove your case. If there's witnesses to corroborate your story, then you should be fine. If the alleged attacker has a weapon in his hand, again, you should be fine. But if you have a gun and he's unarmed? Even in the Old West, that was a hanging offense IIRC; you simply weren't allowed to shoot an unarmed man.

    225. Re:Canada Here I Come by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Because you said, "Mormons voted, based on their religion, to ban homosexual marriage" I wanted to point out that many Mormons opposed prop8

      Ah, you assumed that because I used a collective noun, that my statement refered to every member of that group and not just a general tendency. That's a bad assumption.

      Also, I am a little curious why you feel the Mormons are so responsible for proposition 8.

      The degree of their responsibility isn't relevent in this context. They only need to be a little bit responsible in order to counter the statement that "Mormons believe in freedom from religion".

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    226. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm scared of going back to Illinois. I used to live in IL before I moved to Canada. Even though I am not an American citizen, I received a call a year or so later from a friend saying that they had received a letter asking me to show up for Judy Duty. I called the office in Chicago and explained that I was not an American citizen. They told me to show up in front of the judge and prove that I am not a citizen. I explained to her that I was thousands of miles away from Chicago and I could not show up in front of the judge. She told me that they would mail me the notice again and that my friend should just return the letter to the US post office marking it as undeliverable.

      Well... this is what I did some 5 years ago. I have to say though... rver since this happened, I am even scared of connecting for a flight in O'Hare. I guess I should stay away from IL forever or I may end up like this dude.

    227. Re:Canada Here I Come by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      the fact that lynching is legal again in Florida ... More than 20 states have passed these "Stand Your Ground & Shoot a Black Guy" laws already,

      Stand your ground refers to when you can legal force in self-defense. It, like many laws, depends on what (eventually a jury) believes a "reasonable person" would feel and respond. The fact is, in this case, a police department with very well documented race-issues was the first decider of "reasonable". If the law had been different and had required a stricter reasonable interpretation of immediate danger for justification, you can rest assured that they would have discovered that stricter standard was met as well.

      So, not a legal lynching... a like when the sheriff is one of the people wearing the white robes lynching.

      With my guinea olive skin I would hate some cracker

      The guy who shot Trayvon is a Hispanic whose skin tone is probably fairly similar to yours (in shade and tint, if not in hue).

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    228. Re:Canada Here I Come by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, the victim was not shot, but stabbed, and his name was "Pedro Roleta".

      I said stabbed,and clearly, stealing someone's radio is cause for the death penalty.

      If someone runs off with one of your lawn jockeys, ClintJCL, you do not have the right to chase him down and kill him, unless of course, you live in a state that has one of these "Stand Your Ground & Kill a Minority" laws (fixed that for you).

      It's not "standing your ground" if you're bringing your ground with you, as someone has already stated quite neatly.

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    229. Re:Canada Here I Come by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      I was the one who said that - you can't bring the ground with you. But if someone steals your shit, you DO FUCKING HAVE THE RIGHT TO GET IT BACK. You don't have the right to kill him for it, but guess what? In the course of using force to get it back, he may try to kill you, and your right to self defense does not disappear. THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS TRAYVON'S CASE, and you're being an asshole for using a dead kid to try to justify lies to pass your own personal agenda.

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    230. Re:Canada Here I Come by JustNilt · · Score: 1

      Not hate speech, but copyright, and used to silence critics with lawsuits;

      Eh, as those critics are still there I wouldn't really call the "silenced". Also, it wasn't criticism that was targetted, but publishing a pages from a Church manual online. I imagine if they'd instead tried to summarize the content in their own words there wouldn't have been a lawsuit.

      Disclaimer: IAAM

      I am not a Mormon and I agree. That article is dealing with specifically posting content. The same information could easily have been summarized, and may now be, on the website without actually infringing the copyright. I can't say I agree with everything any church does regardless of denomination but in that specific case I side with the church's position.

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    231. Re:Canada Here I Come by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      How the hell do you retreat out of a basement?

      The 70s (when this Shaffer case occurred) were an especially bad time for self-defense, and crime was rampant, due to these ridiculous laws. These days, even in states where there's no "stand your ground" law, the law generally recognizes your right to self-defense, and generally the "duty to retreat" only applies outside the home. Once you're inside your house, it's pretty hard to "retreat" anywhere; the house is the retreat. So if there's someone violent there, it's generally pretty hard to prosecute anyone for shooting someone inside their home.

      Just don't shoot anyone outside your home without a really good case that you had no choice. This applies on your lawn, back yard, etc. too; it's too easy to argue that there's no evidence the person was violent, they only wanted to talk, they were selling something, they were mistakenly at the wrong house, etc. If there's a violent person on your front lawn, you can go inside and shut the door. If he breaks down the door to get to you, it's open season, and you can fire away; the DA can't argue that the person was at the wrong house and non-violent at that point.

    232. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a point in this case, but the original post was about a debate in which Ron Paul said that people should be allowed to forego health insurance, and the question was, should a young person who did that and then contracted a life-threatening condition be allowed to die without treatment.

      While Paul stood there looking like a senile old fart caught in the headlights, the audience broke out in cheers, whistles, and I think I heard shouts of "Yeah!"

      And these are people who can present themselves well enough to be selected as audience fodder by the GOP for the debates.

      These people are scum. So don't go on about the toxic atmosphere caused by hyperbole. It's real, you uninformed person. (See, I could have called you a moron, but that would have been actual hyperbole, since you apparently can browse /. and type. I assume you are not literally a moron.)

    233. Re:Canada Here I Come by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      You can criticize someone's point of view while still insisting that civility be maintained.

      How about when someone's point of view is racist, or bigoted, or just repulsive in general? Are disgusting opinions worthy of that respect? Should I really just say "Oh well, that's just his point of view" when I hear someone on TV screaming about how all Muslims are terrorists hell-bent on "destroying America"? How about when I hear people (not even exaggerating here) telling me "Trayvon Martin should have known better than to walk around by himself in a hoodie in the dark like a damned thief"? Or what about people that tell me that we should just let the poor die because "it's not anyone else's fault they're poor"? Or "women just want birth control so they can have sex all the time"?

      I mean, at some point civility goes out the fucking window. Some behavior or opinions are so repugnant that to treat them with civility legitimizes them in itself. I think that's a big part of the problem in the GOP right now. A lunatic like Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachmann or even Rick Santorum is in the driver's seat, the sane half of the party are the people in the back seat, looking at each other nervously, buckling their seat-belts, but too afraid to actually tell the idiot driving to pull the fuck over and let someone that wants to survive the trip drive the damn car. You can't have a logical argument with a crazy person. You can't have a logical argument with a racist or a bigot, because racism and bigotry have no logical components, nor does the vehemence and lack of humanity so many have for people that they don't even fucking know, i.e., the poor. So what is left? Smile and nod and pretend those attitudes are okay?

      No, we have enough of that shit now and we can't afford it anymore.

    234. Re:Canada Here I Come by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You've got to be kidding. You're going to let some murderer walk free while his trial is going on and the jury is deliberating? The whole point of gaol (now "jail") is to hold people until their trial is concluded, so they don't run away or commit further crimes. With your scheme, some guy could be walking around shooting people, and police wouldn't be allowed to arrest him and would just have to inform him when his trial date is, and then let him go on shooting people. That's utterly stupid.

      Anyway, I'm not in the criminal justice system, but I'm fairly sure that the whole point of jails vs. prisons is to keep the accused away from the convicted, though I think jails are frequently used for those accused of misdemeanor crimes (like DUI). Sadly, at least here in AZ, the most dangerous place to be is in jail (namely the 4th Street jail), not in prison (such as the one in Florence). But they generally do keep some of those accused for non-violent crimes away from the others; the DUI people, for instance, have their own special section.

    235. Re:Canada Here I Come by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I thought long guns (i.e. shotguns and hunting rifles) were generally legal (and very popular) in Canada, while handguns were not. There's a big difference in practicality between a double-barrel shotgun and a compact 9mm handgun.

    236. Re:Canada Here I Come by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting Obama. He's a Republican in everything but name.

    237. Re:Canada Here I Come by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      I mean, at some point civility goes out the fucking window.

      No, it doesn't. Because if it does, you know what? You are part of the problem. To say nothing of the fact that there are lots of opinions that someone might offer as "justification" for their lack of civility which aren't racist, or bigoted, or otherwise indefensible. It's like how people who talk about abortion inevitably get into these shouting matches of "murdering babies is wrong" vs "women have rights, god damn it" (despite the fact that almost nobody, regardless of views on abortion, thinks that we should murder babies, or that women don't have a right to do as they please with their bodies).

      There's no civility in politics because of the attitude you describe, coupled with the fact that damn near everyone thinks that views far enough opposed to theirs are completely out of whack. I'm sorry, but it doesn't justify a damn thing. If you throw civility out the window because you think someone's opinions are insane, or repulsive, you are at fault (in part) for the pile of shit that American politics has turned into. It's kind of like arguing that if your neighbor won't stop yelling curses at you, that you have the right to march over and beat him up. That just creates a mess where everyone is an asshole and needs to be thrown into jail until they get their respective heads screwed on the right direction. Which is pretty much what politics is these days.

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    238. Re:Canada Here I Come by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It's not just those things, everything in the last 10 years has been shit. It's been a lost decade. Nothing has really progressed or advanced much in the last 10 years, except maybe smartphone technology. The music isn't any better (or any different), the cars all look the same, nothing's really changed, except that the economy's shittier and our rights are being stripped away.

      Go watch some TV shows from 2002, ignoring the ones that treat 9/11 as recent news. How are people dressed? What are they driving? Can you tell that the scene was filmed in 2002 instead of 2012? You probably can't. Let's just look at cars. Go watch a TV show from 1992; the cars will look fairly different. Go watch a TV show from 1982; the cars will look very, very different (and very different from the '92 show). Some for a show from '72, '62, '52, etc. But in the last ten years? There's no real difference. In the '92 show, if they even have cellphones, they'll be laughably huge models, and most people will be using landlines and answering machines. The clothes will look somewhat different. In the '82 show, there won't be any cellphones, and the clothes will be very different. The '72 show will again have very different clothes (even compared to the '82 show, or to the '62 show before it).

    239. Re:Canada Here I Come by Suddenly_Dead · · Score: 1

      That didn't stop you from forcing your religion on homosexual couples in California.

      In fairness, marriage is primarily a religious ceremony* that has no place in government. Domestic unions of some type, there's a government interest in that.

      *Or non-religious ceremony. What-have-you. It's a ceremony with some mixture of religious, personal, social, and romantic significance. The only two important points are a) It has religious significance to many, and b) It should have no significance to the government.

      The state is already involved in a non-religious "domestic union of some type". They call it "marriage". Who cares if it happens to share the same word as religious institutions use for their own domestic unions?

      That argument strikes me as a cheap way of shifting responsibility. Rather than truthfully supporting their positions, the religious folks can just say "well, the state shouldn't be involved in marriage anyways"

    240. Re:Canada Here I Come by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's GP's point, so far as I can see - "stand your ground" laws are perfectly reasonable as they are, and Trayvon's case is not an indication that something's wrong with them; rather, it's a failure of the authorities to administer justice in that particular case that is the problem. Unfortunately, the anti-gun lobby has picked up the story as a means to repeal the laws...

    241. Re:Canada Here I Come by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      We're getting ready to head into a presidential election where the "left" is actually center and the "right" is actually "holy fucking shit I didn't know the scale went this far".

      I have to disagree with this, I think. It depends on what exactly you mean by "left" and "right"; are you comparing to some hypothetical absolute scale (which stays the same regardless of the actual popular attitudes of the citizenry), or are you comparing with the prevalent attitudes in foreign countries or maybe past times, or are you using these terms only to describe the American citizenry as they are today?

      If the latter, then the "left" really is "left", and the "right" really is "right"; no, there's not much difference between the two, but that just reflects the popular attitudes. Most people on the "left" really are in favor of having a police state, TSA molestation, giving away no-strings bailouts to mismanaged companies, etc.; we know this, because they keep voting for it. Most people on the "right" really do cheer the deaths of the uninsured, pray to God for the deaths of homosexuals, and worship the Dollar. We know this, because they keep voting for it and listening to talk-show hosts and preachers who preach this stuff.

      Now, if you're comparing to past times or foreign countries, then this just shows that the US popular opinion is very far "right" of what people in other industrialized countries believe, and also of what US citizens themselves believed only a couple decades ago.

      However, I fully agree with your sentiments. Throwing money at this corrupt system is futile, all the candidates on both sides are either corrupt or insane (or both, in the case of Santorum). There's nothing salvageable here, and IMHO, the best thing that could happen is if the country breaks apart. Then maybe at least one of the new resulting smaller nations will become a nice place to live instead of a police state. I rather doubt however that your Wisconsin or my Arizona will be one of the nice sections after the break-up, so I'm working on moving to a better place, namely the pacific northwest.

    242. Re:Canada Here I Come by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Interesting

      SYG laws do not give you a right to randomly shoot people, regardless of their racial background; and you can't claim that you "felt threatened" and get off solely on the basis on that, contrary to what anti-gun propagandists have been saying. In Zimmerman's case, the problem is that the authorities are unwilling to enforce the law as written, and using their misinterpretation for it to cover up their desire to not prosecute (though that seems to have changed due to public criticism).

    243. Re:Canada Here I Come by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No, the world is not spiraling down the drain. Asia, in particular, is doing much better these days than in decades past.

      The USA, however, IS spiraling down the drain.

    244. Re:Canada Here I Come by zzsmirkzz · · Score: 1

      A few months ago, in Texas, a guy successfully used one of these laws as a defense after chasing a guy down for 5 blocks before stabbing him to death. He was not with his wife and family. He was not protecting himself.

      Link, please? Also, I suspect he was acquitted by a jury of his peers based on that defense who having been presented with all of the relevant facts, determined he acted lawfully. If all these are true, what is your issue and who is it with? The law, the man, the jury, the prosecutor or the system? In any case, one straw man does not an argument make.

      300% increase in "justifiable homicide" sounds to me like legal lynching.

      Citation please (for quoted statistic). Also compare to decreases in other relevant statistics (if applicable) like murder/rape rates. Also use actual numbers as going from 1 to 3 is a 300% increase but is not as big of a jump as the percentage seems to indicate.

      If you see the NRA's media campaign for passing these laws, and they happen to mostly show scary black guys and cowering women who if they only had a gun could protect themselves, you know that these are very specifically "Shoot a Black Guy" laws

      No, they still sound like shoot a rapist before he rapes/murders you laws - Which is what they are.

    245. Re:Canada Here I Come by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The US is now much more dangerous and crazy than any other country in the world.

      The US is just as bad as any other third world country.

      These two statements seem to be at odds with each other. Either it's just as bad as any random 3rd-world country (of which there are over a hundred), or it's much worse. It can't be both. I supposed you could argue it's "much more dangerous" because of its size and economic power, but I'm quite sure other nations are much crazier.

      Your statements about problems in the US are all correct, but there's plenty of countries with even nuttier shit going on. Just look at Syria; people are being shot in the streets. The north African Arab countries just went through a lot of crazy shit. There's always crazy shit going on in subsaharan Africa. Iran and North Korea are full of craziness as usual, as is Myanmar. Yes, compared to Europe and other advanced nations, the US is looking like a real shithole these days, but don't get the idea that living here is actually more dangerous or worse than living in someplace like Iran or Somalia (though we do seem to be headed that way).

    246. Re:Canada Here I Come by zzsmirkzz · · Score: 1

      Hell, under these conditions, someone could shoot me on my morning bike ride because with my day-glow green shirt I look like an invading alien.

      Nice straw-man but that would not be "reasonable" and I'm sure the officer at the scene would arrest me (rightfully) for murder/manslaughter.

      As to the remainder of your post, you are making very bold presumptions or are following the media's story without question or common-sense. I do not have all of the facts, neither does the media and neither do you. The people who had the most information and were most qualified to make a judgement about whether he acted reasonably in self-defense were the officers on the scene. They made their call by not arresting or charging him. If you (and the media and everyone else who can't think clearly due to being emotionally compromised) think they were wrong then you have a problem with how these specific officers acted and not the law .

    247. Re:Canada Here I Come by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      This Martin/Zimmerman case is one that gun advocates should be backing off of and disavowing any association with this Zimmerman nut; they should be spinning it as an example of a lone cowboy who doesn't understand the law going vigilante and committing manslaughter (or premeditated murder, even). Instead? They can't get in line fast enough to defend the piece of shit, citing the very law that created the problem in a way that even a somewhat slow preschooler could have predicted.

      I don't know who "they" are, because every single gun advocate - myself included - have been consistently telling that what Zimmerman did was clearly wrong, because in no meaningful sense it can be called self-defense, and it's emphatically not what "stand your ground" is about.

      Heck, NRA spokespersons have already stated on several occasions that self-defense and "stand your ground" almost certainly do not apply to Zimmerman - what else do you want?

    248. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when is it illegal for an individual to vote how he or she wants to vote? The LDS Church was involved in the issue but only to a limited extent. Individual Mormons campaigned for and against Prop 8 (more for it but again, that is their right). Black individuals overwhelmingly voted in support of Prop 8. Were they forcing their race/ethnicity/heritage on homosexual couples in California? The only forcing being done was by courts overturning the will of the people (twice) and forcing the legal legitimacy of same sex marriages.

    249. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many of the top ranking Germans and Nazis (certainly in the Army like Rommel) probably thought that what they were doing was justifiable based on the ruinous reparations imposed on Germany in the wake of WW1. They probably thought that using Jews as a scapegoat was a necessary tactic to keep the popular support needed to achieve the ends they wanted, a reversal of the crushed fortunes of the German nation/people. That doesn't make gassing 6 million Jews any less evil. That's the whole point of "The ends don't justify the means" and "The road to hell is paved with good intentions". In the end, actions like cheering throwing sick and wounded people out of hospitals are evil, no matter what high minded rationalizations and goals you may have. Crazy and evil aren't mutually exclusive and, to be honest, you have to be at least a little crazy to do evil things, not realize it, and think that you're going to get away with it (or not care if it eventually catches up with you). So saying "Sure somebody is doing evil things, but they're just crazy" is only a satisfactory approach if you're going to lock them in a hospital for the criminally insane until they get better.

      The problem is that you've got a few groups of people who think other groups are evil because they aren't willing to follow a set of arbitrary "laws" and ideology somebody fabricated out of thin air over a millenia ago, and other groups who try to develop laws and procedures based on observation of what is effective and what isn't and who notice that the first group's approach often fails in achieving the presumptive goals and frequently results in unnecessary pain and torment.

      The problem with the latter approach is that it is iterative and not perfect because it's, like anything, subject to personal biases and ambitions. It's aggravated by the fact that we're in an era of massive traumatic technological change and resulting social upheaval, and that people are looking for something stable in their lives, so that the >millenia-old mixed bag of good and bad(/evil) looks a lot more appealing than it should because it's easier to remember the good and forget the bad unless the bad is personally traumatic.

    250. Re:Canada Here I Come by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      A few months ago, in Texas, a guy successfully used one of these laws as a defense after chasing a guy down for 5 blocks before stabbing him to death. He was not with his wife and family. He was not protecting himself.

      That sounds like a problem with Texas law in question, not necessarily with SYG laws in all other states. They're different, you know?

      300% increase in "justifiable homicide" sounds to me like legal lynching.

      A lynching generally involves a victim that is already defenseless. A proper SYG law lets you claim self-defense only when faced with an imminent threat of violence, that any reasonable person in your place would have also perceived. If such a law is also properly applied, then a 300% increase just means that 3x as many criminals who were committing violent crimes were prevented from hurting people they were committing those crimes against. I don't see a problem with that.

      If you see the NRA's media campaign for passing these laws, and they happen to mostly show scary black guys and cowering women who if they only had a gun could protect themselves, you know that these are very specifically "Shoot a Black Guy" laws.

      I wonder, does this make all these guys "race traitors" or something?

    251. Re:Canada Here I Come by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      The LDS Church sued, as you said, over copyright. It had nothing to do with trying to "silence critics with lawsuits". It was about protecting copyrighted materials that were used incorrectly by a couple who spent all their time attacking the LDS Church (Gerald and Sandra Tanner); seriously, that is all that couple did (does? I can't remember if they are still alive or not). The LDS Church simply ignores critics (some individual church members will respond though). It is a doctrine of the church to let people worship how, what, or where they may (that includes worshiping nothing or attacking the LDS Church). The Church will on occasion respond to critics but will not try to silence them.

    252. Re:Canada Here I Come by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Handguns are not prohibited per se in Canada - there are restrictions on their side (basically targeting against very compact & easily concealable guns), but vast majority of handguns is categorized as "restricted", rather than "prohibited". What this means in practice is that you can own one, and you can take it and shoot it at the range, but you cannot carry it pretty much anywhere else.

      Rifles have their own catches - there's a long and seemingly arbitrary list of "prohibited" rifles that lists them by name. The resulting idiocy is that e.g. semi-auto FN FAL is "prohibited" (and hence cannot be legally owned), while (functionally equivalent for all practical purposes) M14 is "unrestricted" (meaning that you can use it for hunting, not just for range). Similarly, the AK family of guns is prohibited - which includes hunting Saiga, of all things! - but military Vz 58 is "unrestricted", which is why it's fairly popular in Canada as a civilian-legal rough equivalent of AK.

      You can see the details here.

    253. Re:Canada Here I Come by Fned · · Score: 1

      WTF are you talking about? Nobody forced anything on anyone. The mormons followed the legal, established process for prop 8.

      Tyranny of the majority is still tyranny.

    254. Re:Canada Here I Come by TC+Wilcox · · Score: 1

      Ah, you assumed that because I used a collective noun, that my statement refered to every member of that group and not just a general tendency. That's a bad assumption.

      I assumed you meant what you wrote. Maybe that was a bad assumption.

      Also, you might want to be careful about trying to come up with general tendencies of groups of people. Feeling that certain groups have certain tendencies has been the root cause of a lot of bad.

    255. Re:Canada Here I Come by Fned · · Score: 1

      In the story the guy was wrongfully jailed for a _week_ but the issue presented wasn't that, but that he was strip searched.

      The issue presented was that AND that he was strip searched. The wrongful arrest suit is still in play.

    256. Re:Canada Here I Come by F34nor · · Score: 1

      The Atlantic coined it the Prison Industrial Complex for a reason.
      This little gem is particularly entertaining.
      http://www.npr.org/2010/10/29/130891396/shaping-state-laws-with-little-scrutiny

    257. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really liked the example of the dog walker getting arrested and strip searched over a leash law, and these others... ...briefs revealed that strip searches have been inflicted upon citizens collared for driving with a noisy muffler or a busted headlight, failing to use a turn signal, riding a bicycle without an audible bell – even for violating a dog-leash law.

      Breyer also wrote of "a nun, a Sister of Divine Providence for 50 years, who was arrested for trespassing during an antiwar demonstration," who was strip-searched.

      Lots of reform there in the US; they have their own gulag and, you have to to have your papers to travel, you can get strip searched or beaten coming or going or now staying ...

      I asked my wife if still she wanted to visit Disney World. She said; "and, take a chance with the TSA? hell no."

    258. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Human Rights tribunals are messed up. This is one thing I agree with Harper on. I find it pretty annoying how people take his opposition to these "courts" as some sort of a negative thing.

    259. Re:Canada Here I Come by bware · · Score: 1

      It's kind of like arguing that if your neighbor won't stop yelling curses at you, that you have the right to march over and beat him up.

      You do. Look up "fighting words".

      You think lack of civility in discourse is the problem. I think lack of civility in society is the problem - exemplified by the willingness of one particular segment of society to turn people away from medical care.

      You go ahead with your agenda of trying to make us all be civil to each other, which hasn't worked in, oh, all of recorded human history. I'll settle for working to not let people who think it's ok to turn the sick away from the hospital doors get into positions of power.

    260. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also remember to never get arrested on a holiday weekend. When the judge is off Monday you'll still be sitting in lockup till you get to see your judge on Tuesday.

    261. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While it might not be considered "hate speech" by non-mormons, I think the LDS Church vs Lighthouse Ministries counts.

      http://www.rickross.com/reference/mormon/mormon9.html

      Also, "as a mormon" (but, I assume not a general authority), you don't have authority to tell anyone what official LDS policy is.

    262. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You _won_ your absolute independence and are adamant about protecting it.

      Here in Canada, we hashed out our independence in a series of meetings with the British.

      Meetings that the British were only willing to attend because they didn't want to fight another war against their own subjects.

    263. Re:Canada Here I Come by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I should quote now where a unix manual talks about wildcards, right?

      The Bible is not the Unix Manual, and never once mentions wildcards, and specifically not in the passages you mentioned. And I still have no idea why Jesus cursing a fruitless fig tree would lead to God hating homosexuals.

      I'm afraid you need to be more specific.

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    264. Re:Canada Here I Come by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      A lynching generally involves a victim that is already defenseless.

      Like a guy armed with a bag of skittles and an iced tea?

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    265. Re:Canada Here I Come by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      You don't have the right to kill him for it

      Why not just add, "...unless he's black or mexican"?

      You find me a case - just one - where a young black guy was able to use one of these new laws as a successful defense when he killed a white man, and I will gladly apologize for saying you're full of shit.

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    266. Re:Canada Here I Come by ClioCJS · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You are conflating and equivocating misapplication of the law with bad law.

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    267. Re:Canada Here I Come by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Yes, exactly. Any person that tells you that what Zimmerman did was "self defense" or "stand your ground" is either lying or nuts. Even NRA has already said it wasn't self-defense.

    268. Re:Canada Here I Come by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Also, I suspect he was acquitted by a jury of his peers based on that defense who having been presented with all of the relevant facts, determined he acted lawfully.

      Do you understand that juries are able to "determine he acted lawfully" because of these new "Shoot a Black Guy" laws. That's the problem.

      Self-defense has always been a law where you could use deadly force to defend yourself and your home. These new laws go a step further, saying you no longer are required to try to find a peaceful solution, like calling the cops or just walking away.

      The NRA has spent tens of millions of dollars pushing these laws, along with ALEC, because so many Americans, especially in the South, are excited by the prospect of being able to kill themselves a black guy, and the gun industry stands to gain enormously from that excitement. You want to pretend that it's about something noble, go right ahead. There's a sonofabitch in Florida who's walking around free today after murdering an unarmed kid because of these laws and nothing else. When the police didn't charge him, they specifically cited this law.

      This is not about gun rights. It's not about stopping crime. It's about the gun industry and it's about racism.

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    269. Re:Canada Here I Come by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Wow, the Canadian weapon restrictions make even less sense than they do in California. Guess that makes sense; this state once had a law which protected your right to carry firearms on public property. It seems like the sentiment still exists, it's just been backed into a corner.

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    270. Re:Canada Here I Come by kermidge · · Score: 1

      Also, although the term being used is strip search it is, in practice, a cavity search. And, since many county lockups keep arrestees in single or group holding cells for a day or so at most (where they are often subject already to strip/shower search) they'll be sent to one of the general-population pods. In my county, anyone sent from city holding to county jail, even before a preliminary hearing, is subject to cavity search even for a holding cell. Fun and games for all - nobody likes it, it just gets done. Btw, my county's jail is rated as a maximum facility, especially as it houses federal prisoners awaiting circuit hearings or transshipment.

      One can, and I think should, examine precisely the need for a particular degree of invasive search. I didn't like it, but then I knew some guys who by their own admission would otherwise bring in stuff that might could be nasty - if they already didn't have arrangements for some CO to get it for him, although I didn't know of any.

      Don't get arrested. Of course with as many laws now on the books...who's not a criminal not yet caught?

    271. Re:Canada Here I Come by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

      In Pennsylvania, a judge received a life sentence for taking kickbacks from a corporation of for-profit prisons for juveniles.

      http://www.forbes.com/sites/walterpavlo/2011/08/12/pennsylvania-judge-gets-life-sentence-for-prison-kickback-scheme/

      "Ciavarella, who presided over juvenile court, sent kids to juvenile detention for crimes such as possession of drug paraphernalia, stealing a jar of nutmeg and posting web page spoofs about an assistant principal (3 months of hard time). Some of those sentenced were as young as 10 years old. A mother of one of those sentenced by judge Caivarella lashed out at him after the guilty verdict. Sandy Fonzo’s son, Edward, was a promising young athlete in high school when at the age of 17 he found himself in front of judge Caivarella for possession of drug paraphernalia. With no prior convictions, the judge sentenced Edward to months in private prisons and a wilderness camphe missed his entire senior year in high school. Edward never recovered from the experience according to his mother and in June 2010 he took his own life at the age of 23."

      Stealing a fucking jar of nutmeg. Kids as young as 10 years old.

      How's THAT for evidence?

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    272. Re:Canada Here I Come by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      There's one bright side of Canadian firearm regulations compared to U.S., and that is the lack of ban on importation of "non-sporting" firearms, and the lack of any specific bans on Norinco. Which means that you can get genuine European rifles like SIG 552 (if for somewhat insane prices, and so long as they aren't on the prohibited list), and you can get cheap Chinese SKS and M14 knock-offs which are nonetheless of very reasonable quality.

      Also, there's no need to do the ATF stamp dance for SBRs - any centerfire rifle with a barrel under 18.5" is automatically "restricted" (unless it's already "prohibited" elsewhere), but there are no further categories there; so a 10" XCR, for example, is also merely "restricted" - and can be legally owned and used at the range without any extra paperwork and associated expenses.

      Also, the 5-round restriction on centerfire rifle magazines is pretty funny: the way it's been interpreted by Canadian courts is that the restriction is on magazines themselves, and not on using them with a firearm. So if you have a pistol magazine (which are restricted to 10 rounds for "handguns commonly available in Canada"), but use it with a rifle, it's perfectly alright. Consequently, because there are a bunch of "pistols" that are really just shortened rifles without a stock, and hence use the same rifle mags, it's possible to get those mags classified as pistol mags, but use it with the matching rifle. It all hinges on whether the magazine in question is "designed to be used with a pistol", which is satisfied by making a (say) AR mag which has "designed to be used with pistol X" embossed on it...

      I guess this all just goes to show that gun control laws tend to be written by people who don't have a clue about guns, both in US and in Canada.

    273. Re:Canada Here I Come by niko9 · · Score: 1

      ...where I live there's a law on the books from the 1800's that says spitting on sidewalks and swearing in front of "ladies" are arrestable offenses.

      Spitting on sidewalks and spitting in general was known to spread disease --especially tuberculosis. Which had no know cure in the 1800's. Would you want someone who has Hepatitis C (no know cure as of yet; a virus known to survive for weeks on surfaces under the right conditions) able to spit on subway benches with impunity? On bus handles? On baby changing tables?

      So, an arrestable offense considering the public health implications? Sure. I says yes.

    274. Re:Canada Here I Come by swalve · · Score: 1

      What part of the constitution does this violate?

    275. Re:Canada Here I Come by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Who cares if it happens to share the same word as religious institutions use for their own domestic unions?

      A lot of people.

      I mean, I know it's a rhetorical question, but it seems particularly incorrect. A lot of people object to the term "married" being applied to gay people. For religious reasons. And since it's a legal term, the state defines who is married and who is not. If the state used any other word, those offended would say something like "Oh, maybe in the eyes of STUPID_OTHER_DIETY you're married, but not in the eyes of MY_DIETY."

      That argument strikes me as a cheap way of shifting responsibility. Rather than truthfully supporting their positions, the religious folks can just say "well, the state shouldn't be involved in marriage anyways"

      Huh? They don't think that gay people should be allowed to get married. Instead of letting 800 definitions of "married" exist, the state creates one. That seems to be pretty explicit.

      What secret position do you think they support?

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    276. Re:Canada Here I Come by Toze · · Score: 1

      s/Mormon/Scientologist/g;

      If anti-Scientologist critics are posting copyrighted Church documents without prior authorization of the Scientologist Church, of course they're gonna get sued, especially if the materials were stolen, which the article implies. What good is copyright if you can't use it to stop people from re-publishing stolen material?

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    277. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The need to strip search is for a arrstable offense resulting in detention in a prison facility. If you find yourself going to prison, you will be subjected to the search. Don't like it? Well, don't break the law.

      This isn't about prison (which is for convicted criminals), this is jail, which you can go to merely for being suspected of a crime. You don't have to actually break the law. You usually don't even get to see a judge or your lawyer first. Forty years ago this is something we would've accused the Soviets of and criticized them for it while saying that America is better than that. Now we'll get people doublethinking that it's freedom.

      Forty years ago you could literally walk up to an airplane in the USA and board it. Look at how Sean Connery flew in the old James Bond movies. It was the evil atheistic commie Russians that made you show your papers, detain, and search travellers, not the Land of Freedom.

    278. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As you get older, your life does tend to get better, and you don't mind the loss of rights because they don't affect YOU.

          So many people here in the US have that "it doesn't affect me" mindset. It sometimes has me wishing it did affect them so we could get some real action on some things.

      Sadly, you are wrong.

      As you get older, you get more cowardly and you become more willing to give up your rights in order to have someone else "protect" you.

    279. Re:Canada Here I Come by zanian · · Score: 1

      It's a South Park reference. The fictitious WGA (World Canadian Bureau) organized a Canadian strike in one episode.

      I stand corrected.

    280. Re:Canada Here I Come by Suddenly_Dead · · Score: 1

      I mean, I know it's a rhetorical question, but it seems particularly incorrect. A lot of people object to the term "married" being applied to gay people. For religious reasons. And since it's a legal term, the state defines who is married and who is not. If the state used any other word, those offended would say something like "Oh, maybe in the eyes of STUPID_OTHER_DIETY you're married, but not in the eyes of MY_DIETY."

      Why can't they say that already? "Oh, maybe in the eyes of THE_STATE you're married, but not in the eyes of MY_DEITY". Marriage as a concept hasn't traditionally been owned by organized religion, and marriage-the-word applying to marriage-the-concept isn't new either.

      That argument strikes me as a cheap way of shifting responsibility. Rather than truthfully supporting their positions, the religious folks can just say "well, the state shouldn't be involved in marriage anyways"

      Huh? They don't think that gay people should be allowed to get married. Instead of letting 800 definitions of "married" exist, the state creates one. That seems to be pretty explicit.

      What secret position do you think they support?

      You can have a non-State-sanctioned marriage. I can announce that I'm married to a tomato, and no one will stop me. Similarly, I can believe that your marriage isn't valid in my religion, and that's fine.

      My point is that the whole "the state shouldn't be involved in marriage, but domestic unions are okay!" thing seems dishonest. State marriage is a non-religious domestic union. If they really mean "gays shouldn't be domestic unioned", they ought to just say it. If they're really concerned that the State will start interceding on their religion, why not pass a law to prevent that rather than one to stop same-sex marriage in general?

    281. Re:Canada Here I Come by dgharmon · · Score: 1

      In order to protect you over their in the Homeland, us out here in the gap [anywhere else] have voluntarily given up any pretense to democracy. Ubiquitous warrantless surveillance being the norm and the right to silence dispenced with. So you won't be safe anywhere, even in Canada.

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    282. Re:Canada Here I Come by ignavus · · Score: 1

      We're getting ready to head into a presidential election where the "left" is actually center and the "right" is actually "holy fucking shit I didn't know the scale went this far".

      Best political analysis ever.

      Or, as my brother used to tell me, "America has two parties: a right-wing party and a righter-wing party".

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    283. Re:Canada Here I Come by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Why can't they say that already? "Oh, maybe in the eyes of THE_STATE you're married, but not in the eyes of MY_DEITY".

      Because most people recognise that they can be both religious and a citizen of a state? Seriously, what a Mormon believes religious truth is doesn't matter. What the state believes the legal truth is, does.

      If the state says a speed limit is X, we understand that it is X.

      Marriage as a concept hasn't traditionally been owned by organized religion,

      I can only really speak to European history, but it was pretty owned by religion (not necessarily organised.) Judaism defines religion. Catholicism defines religion. Anglicanism started over marriage. Whether Eastern marriages were religious or not, a good chunk of the planet believes it is religious.

      My point is that the whole "the state shouldn't be involved in marriage, but domestic unions are okay!" thing seems dishonest. State marriage is a non-religious domestic union. If they really mean "gays shouldn't be domestic unioned", they ought to just say it. If they're really concerned that the State will start interceding on their religion, why not pass a law to prevent that rather than one to stop same-sex marriage in general?

      They do. Or at least a large movement does. If you're talking only about those who say "legal marriage for me, legal civil union for you", that's a fair critique. But there is a large group that just wants the government to stop having any say in "marriage" and only deal with "legal household creation". That group exists and you do them a disservice by lumping them in with the others.

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    284. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This *is* the conservative health care law! Arrest the poor, and then give them a "check-up" whilst they are naked!

    285. Re:Canada Here I Come by TheRealGrogan · · Score: 1

      You wouldn't like being taken into custody in Canada then. You're always strip searched before even going into a police holding cell. They usually take all your stuff too. These things are definitely going to happen on admission to a correctional facility. It's been that way for as long as I can remember.

      Now, the summary is misleading. It's not for "any offense", it's simply for offenses that cause you to be put in a jail cell. (Which is probably most offenses in the U.S. at least temporarily)

      However, at least in Canada you have a good chance of being released on your own recognizance after being charged with most minor offenses. You may or may not be searched then.

    286. Re:Canada Here I Come by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      It's not that lynching is legal again. Stop making things up and scaring yourself and others. There is a law, well meaning as it was, that is throwing a complication into this investigation. Justice is not swift, as anyone who has been involved in the legal system knows. The arresting officer considered it to be a case of negligent homicide. This is not evidence of legal lynching or sweeping things under the table. Now, even though *I* personally think that the shooting was unjustified (based upon what I've seen and heard so far) the only vigilantism I see is from those who want to "lynch" the shooter: screaming that he's guilty. He may very well be, and I think he is, but he should be tried in court - not in the media. Stand your ground came into being as a result of someone defending himself from attack while not on his property. The law, as previously understand, mandated that you run from your attackers. So, if you were attacked, and didn't run, you could be prosecuted. If you see your child/wife being attacked and then you attack the attacker YOU are guilty of assault. (True in MA) This law states that you needn't run. And yes f**king complications appear. Re Social Security - if we were a rational country we would have raised the age from 65 to 67 in the 1970s and then 68 in the 1980s and we wouldn't be having the problems we have now. If we were a rational country we wouldn't be merging two safety nets in one (retirement and disability). If YOU were rational you would be arguing to raise the retirement age. Take a look at demographic data from the 1930s to the present and come up with a better solution before saying that I'm crazy.

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    287. Re:Canada Here I Come by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      It's even sadder when people who live in those countries with written constitutions don't read them; sadder still when schools don't teach them; sadder still when law schools and talking heads say that the constitution is an archaic document that needs to be updated or supplanted by something else, or argue that the constitution is a "living" document which means that the constitution isn't worth the paper it's written on. READ what Congress is allowed to do. Take a look at the commerce clause - read what it was put in there for.

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    288. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [We're getting ready to head into a presidential election where the "left" is actually center and the "right" is actually "holy fucking shit I didn't know the scale went this far".]

      Quite the opposite.

    289. Re:Canada Here I Come by marcello_dl · · Score: 1
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    290. Re:Canada Here I Come by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You can own a Sig 552 now and magazines can be up to 10 rounds in California now, so all that has improved for us. Drilling a hole and putting in a rivet to block the follower is considered modification to a ten round mag and we're still restricted to those. What I find hilarious is that throughout all this the M1 garand, clearly a warfighter's rifle, has been always legal and both weapons and ammo continually on sale from the federal government. It's a little long to be a modern assault rifle, but that's still essentially what it is, just for people who can aim.

      All firearms equipment restrictions not focused on ammo (e.g. explosive or incendiary rounds) are a big jerkoff waste of time and therefore money.

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    291. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad they'd actually have to read the brief from the ABA to get that detail about him having proof with him at the time - the rulings don't mention it and neither does the article. Though it's not really relevant to the actual issue SCOTUS was ruling on - besides the fact the case wouldn't exist if common sense had prevailed during the traffic stop.
       

    292. Re:Canada Here I Come by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Re Social Security - if we were a rational country we would have raised the age from 65 to 67 in the 1970s and then 68 in the 1980s and we wouldn't be having the problems we have now. If we were a rational country we wouldn't be merging two safety nets in one (retirement and disability). If YOU were rational you would be arguing to raise the retirement age. Take a look at demographic data from the 1930s to the present and come up with a better solution before saying that I'm crazy.

      Why, because old people have it too damn good? Fuck you. You want a solution? Raise the income cap for social security taxes to $250,000 instead of the $110,000 it's currently at.

      And if you do nothing to Social Security, it's completely solvent for another 30 years, after which it would have to pay only 95% of benefits. All you need to do is bump the cap up to about $160k to make it solvent for 100 years.

      The whole bit about how "Social Security is busted" is based on the lie that no baby boomer will ever die. There is nothing wrong with Social Security.

      And these "Kill a Black Guy - Get a Coupon" laws are not the solution to a problem with the existing laws regarding self-defense. Those laws started life as a gun industry/ALEC lobbying effort and they now exist only to enrich them, further entrench the gun culture and create sport for racists.

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    293. Re:Canada Here I Come by zzsmirkzz · · Score: 1

      Do you understand that juries are able to "determine he acted lawfully" because of these new "Shoot a Black Guy" laws. That's the problem.

      Do you understand that the jury has to be convinced that the person was in reasonable fear of severe injury or death as part of determining whether he acted lawfully? Apparently not. If you can convince 12 of your peers that you acted on a reasonable belief, then perhaps you did.

      This is not about gun rights. It's not about stopping crime. It's about the gun industry and it's about racism.

      When you show one piece of evidence to support your asinine theory, maybe I'll consider your point of view. But it seems like injecting racism where there is none is your prerogative. I can assure you that for the NRA, it lawyers and lobbyists, its about protecting the freedoms of law-abiding citizens to protect themselves and their families. Read their literature and you won't see any hint> of racism.

    294. Re:Canada Here I Come by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Considering the local propensity for Bible-thumpery, I'm inclined to believe the law was passed for moral reasons as opposed to health. Also, it specifically deals with spitting on sidewalks; as far as I'm aware, it's still perfectly legal to spit on bus handles and baby changing tables... gross, but not arrestable.

      Regardless of the rationale, it doesn't justify a strip search.

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    295. Re:Canada Here I Come by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      You do. Look up "fighting words".

      No, you don't. The fact that people do this doesn't mean they have a right.

      I think lack of civility in society is the problem - exemplified by the willingness of one particular segment of society to turn people away from medical care.

      Thinking that people's welfare is not the state's concern is not some great act of incivility. You exemplify the problem I'm arguing against with this statement, because you could examine the issue objectively, but you choose to demonize those you disagree with instead.

      I'll settle for working to not let people who think it's ok to turn the sick away from the hospital doors get into positions of power.

      Which you can do in a perfectly civil manner. Your goal and my goal are not mutually exclusive; stop treating them as such.

      You go ahead with your agenda of trying to make us all be civil to each other, which hasn't worked in, oh, all of recorded human history.

      That's the worst excuse I've ever heard. That's like saying we should excuse murder because people have been murdering each other since the dawn of time. Bad behavior is unacceptable no matter how long it's been going on, or how deeply ingrained into human nature it is.

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    296. Re:Canada Here I Come by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      You can own a Sig 552 now

      If you mean 552-A1, that's not quite the same thing - it's mostly made in USA, and somewhat different from Swiss version (e.g. steel vs aluminum receiver). Canadian 55X rifles are Swiss through and through, though prices are quite insane.

      What I find hilarious is that throughout all this the M1 garand, clearly a warfighter's rifle, has been always legal and both weapons and ammo continually on sale from the federal government. It's a little long to be a modern assault rifle, but that's still essentially what it is, just for people who can aim.

      What's also hilarious is that in Canada, Garand is exempted from the regular "max 5 rounds" magazine size restriction by name (and so is Lee Enfield, with its 10-round mag), so you can use it as is. Go figure.

      All firearms equipment restrictions not focused on ammo (e.g. explosive or incendiary rounds) are a big jerkoff waste of time and therefore money.

      I'd also add restriction on fully automatic fire to the list of meaningful ones. But otherwise, yeah, pretty much.

    297. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I could read the text of SYG laws, but I'm busy, so I come here instead. If you can't just claim you feel threatened, what other evidence do you need? My impression (probably mistaken) is that as long as the police believe that your "feeling" of being threatened is reasonable, they can't arrest you. It seems purely to be based on how similar to the police the shooter is. In other words, if the police were all african-american, and had hoodie-wearing teenage kids, they might not perceive the threat as reasonable and might have arrested the shooter.

      Actually, my impression (still, possibly mistaken) is that that's the real point of the SYG laws - to make it legal to kill people the authority-wielders (generally speaking, white folk) are frightened of. So, basically, to legalize lynching - which, though clearly illegal, was tolerated by local (white) law enforcement.

      Since the SYG laws are based on the "home is your castle" doctrine, they remind me of that case in Texas a few years ago where a Japanese college student went out trick-or-treating, but didn't quite understand how that works. As I remember, he rang a doorbell, behaved in an antic fashion (waving arms? speaking strangely?) and the homeowner shot him dead. Don't remember if there was an arrest or not, but there was certainly no punishment. The homeowner's action was taken as perfectly reasonable.

      Again, it would be interesting to see how the SYG laws play out in black-majority areas with black law-enforcement personnel.

      If that's not right, what is?

    298. Re:Canada Here I Come by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I guess I could read the text of SYG laws, but I'm busy, so I come here instead. If you can't just claim you feel threatened, what other evidence do you need?

      I am not a lawyer, but my understanding is that there need to be either witnesses, or circumstantial evidence. E.g. if the guy you kill had a criminal record, had an unregistered weapon on him, and some stolen items in his possession, then your claim that he was trying to rob you will likely be enough. But if it's an unarmed person with no history of criminal behavior, you'll need to come up with a more convincing story, or point at evidence proving that you really were attacked first.

      My impression (probably mistaken) is that as long as the police believe that your "feeling" of being threatened is reasonable, they can't arrest you.

      SYG covers criminal prosecution, not the ability to arrest a person. Apparently, Florida has a separate law which makes it illegal to arrest someone who claims self-defense if it doesn't sound too fishy. I don't see that as a good idea myself, but in any case, it has to be argued separately.

    299. Re:Canada Here I Come by Drugmath · · Score: 1

      Not so fast, friend. We've had the very same policy for many years. Every prisoner who enters a jail is strip searched, regardless of the crime or potential length of stay.

      For the most part, a minor crime doesn't result in you going to a proper jail, as you'll either be released on your own recognizance or held at the police station overnight to await your bail/show cause hearing the next day. If you do make it to a proper jail, however, you will be strip searched regardless of your offense or length of stay.

      IANAL, but I have unfortunately had first-hand experience.

    300. Re:Canada Here I Come by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      Check this out to feel better

      http://ca.news.yahoo.com/bhutan-leaders-pain-bringing-global-happiness-213931602.html

      GWB introduced the extra ordinary concept of fear, and now the judiciary and legislature is acting as an army against the US citizens. Zimmerman is an example, Strip searching by a robot might be ok, but not by someone of the same sex. -- Do they say that women can search men, and vice-versa.

       

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    301. Re:Canada Here I Come by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      The need to strip search is for a arrstable offense resulting in detention in a prison facility. If you find yourself going to prison, you will be subjected to the search. Don't like it? Well, don't break the law.

      This isn't about prison (which is for convicted criminals), this is jail, which you can go to merely for being suspected of a crime. You don't have to actually break the law. You usually don't even get to see a judge or your lawyer first. Forty years ago this is something we would've accused the Soviets of and criticized them for it while saying that America is better than that. Now we'll get people doublethinking that it's freedom.

      I guess the reasons for the search are few, such as concealed weapons, or drugs. or to be just ornery.

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    302. Re:Canada Here I Come by Esteanil · · Score: 1

      Everybody speaks English. It's taught from 4th grade up. It's at the point where eastern europeans tend to learn more English than Norwegian when moving here.

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    303. Re:Canada Here I Come by tibit · · Score: 1

      Jail != Prison. Prison is where you go when you've been sentenced. Jail is where you go when you get arrested. It's inaccurate to treat those as synonyms IMHO.

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    304. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not have all of the facts, neither does the media and neither do you. ... If you (and the media and everyone else who can't think clearly due to being emotionally compromised) think they were wrong then you have a problem with how these specific officers acted and not the law .

      Absolutely - unless the core issue is that they were following the letter of the law. I find it difficult to believe under *any* circumstances that a case involving a death by gunfire would involve no arrest and no grand jury presentation. An automobile incident, for example, I could understand being adjudged an "accident" without a presumption of guilt, but a gunshot is a more deliberate act.

      I have read everything I could find on this incident precisely because as a younger more athletic person I know some people did find me intimidating, without any intent on my part. The straw-man has a solid core.
       
      The story seems to be pretty consistent that the shooter started out in his car. Right there he had strategic advantage and, if need be, a weapon. If he got out of his car and approached the teenager, was that assault (a threat)? Does the "stand your ground" law mean you can harass someone else, and then "stand your ground" when they object to what THEY see as YOUR attack? And can all this happen without a full inquiry? Even if the story is not complete, what has been reported suggests that the matter was handled badly.

    305. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one should have the right to shoot anyone just because their afraid, but that's what Stand Your Ground protects. The REAL law, the law of equity, says that you can meet force with force to repel, not kill, but you have a duty to back off first. Who would say "I knew that wasn't a gun"? SYG is racist on its face, made for gunnutz and other self-righteous wannbee heros, the cowards who won't look before they leap. You may not realize it, but when they come to strip search your son or daughter will you say its for the good of everyone?

    306. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a reasonable argument, but SYG opens the door to exactly the kind of citizen and police abuse that occurred to Trayvon, the kind of abuse our laws should be designed to prevent, not encourage. And this was not just an aberrant case, this kind of "shoot first...ooops" mentality is pervasive throughout our society, everywhere, which is why so many states have opted to keep the old common law duty to retreat first on the books.

      And then there's the strip search law which will only legitimize more police abuse. The fabric of our social contract is fraying when the majority of the citizenry cannot trust the police. We lost faith in our government eons ago, but now the police and soon our neighbors...we are imposing a police state upon ourselves quicker than anyone imagines.

    307. Re:Canada Here I Come by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      No one should have the right to shoot anyone just because their afraid, but that's what Stand Your Ground protects.

      No, it doesn't. SYG says that you have a right to shoot when you reasonably believe there is a threat imminent serious bodily harm or death to yourself. It's not a blanket protection against murder charges by saying "I was scared" - you'll have to actually prove in the court that person slain was indeed trying to hurt you, and had the means to do so.

      The REAL law, the law of equity, says that you can meet force with force to repel, not kill, but you have a duty to back off first.

      In real-world self-defense situations, "repel but not kill" is unimplementable for all practical purposes - the reason why they teach to shoot for the center of mass is because it's the thing you're most likely to hit under stress, whereas aimed accurate shots designed to capacitate are nigh impossible. And shooting for the center of mass is inherently likely to be lethal, just because so many organs are located there.

      Actually, even targeted shots to limbs and such can easily kill by loss of blood - there are plenty of things you can hit in the legs that will lead to that effect, for example. Simply put, any use of a handgun against anyone should be considered as "use of lethal force". So any meaningful self-defense law that permits the use of handguns for self-defense (which, as of today, is the only efficient means of self-defense against any kind of threat which does not involve some lengthy and/or expensive specialized training, and is therefore accessible to every citizen), has to allow for lethal force in practice.

      As for "duty to back off", the problem with running away is that if your attacker has a gun, you're basically just giving him the opportunity to draw it and make a nice aimed shot at you. If the assailant doesn't have a gun, then, yeah, it's a smart idea to run away (just be sure to check that his buddy isn't behind you before you do that), but why should you be required to make a guess, potentially harming yourself if you guess wrong? If e.g. someone is advancing at you with a knife drawn while threatening to maim or kill you, why should you be running away?

      SYG is racist on its face

      Last I checked, you can buy a handgun and obtain a concealed carry license (if required by your state) regardless of the race. And you can claim SYG regardless of your race or the race of the person who attacked you.

      You may not realize it, but when they come to strip search your son or daughter will you say its for the good of everyone?

      Why will "they" come to strip search my son or daughter, and what relation does it bear to SYG?

    308. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The old common law allowed you to defend yourself with deadly force if necessary once "cornered", so no jurisdiction needed SYG to make it so. Our country yells and carps about "the law" and "the constitution" but all the screamers know nothing about it at all. What this law did was institutionalize murder under the guise of self-defense by allowing for "ooops", so the potential for abuse is all too real.

      The dick does not have to be in your ass before you can break it off, so you need to do demonstrate intent on the part of the predator without means of escape, which out in the middle of the remote forest or desert or even on your neighbor's lawn is an easy showing. You don't have to keep running if you're being hunted or stalked, even under common law, which by the way Trayvon Martin was.

    309. Re:Canada Here I Come by tripperdude · · Score: 1

      The old common law allowed you to defend yourself with deadly force if necessary once "cornered", so no jurisdiction needed SYG to make it so. Our country yells and carps about "the law" and "the constitution" but all the screamers know nothing about it at all. What this law did was institutionalize murder under the guise of self-defense by allowing for "ooops", so the potential for abuse is all too real. The dick does not have to be in your ass before you can break it off, so you need to do demonstrate intent on the part of the predator without means of escape, which out in the middle of the remote forest or desert or even on your neighbor's lawn is an easy showing. You don't have to keep running if you're being hunted or stalked, even under common law, which by the way Trayvon Martin was.

    310. Re:Canada Here I Come by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
      Part of my point all along is having to wait until you are cornered.. is wrong.

      It also sounds like Trayvon may have left and then came back. I DON'T KNOW. But if he did, then Zimmerman should get off. Once the altercation ends, you don't get to start it up again. Zimmerman could have been 100% in the wrong, but if Trayvon left and came back, Trayvon is now 100% in the wrong (in terms of self-defense/murder). I have a feeling the lawyers are going to be splitting hairs about what constitutes ending an altercation. Hopefully the witnesses have some say.

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    311. Re:Canada Here I Come by tripperdude · · Score: 1

      You're exactly right, these are Soviet-style tactics used against criminals, dissidents and a skeptical, docile population to frighten and control it, plain and simple. The elites, our fearless leaders, have opted for an oligarchy, just like the Soviets of old. Communism eventually fell, but how long will we have to wait here?

    312. Re:Canada Here I Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zimmerman never stopped pursuing Tray, if he had Tray would be alive. Dee Dee knows the truth. If Tray turned on him its because Zimdick was right there, stalking Tray. I do hope more evidence comes out though.

    313. Re:Canada Here I Come by AdamWill · · Score: 1

      A law which says 'you can shoot anyone you claim to feel threatened by, without being obliged to prove you made any attempt at all to avoid the situation in any other way' is reasonable?

      Only an American.

    314. Re:Canada Here I Come by AdamWill · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is, we still have vaguely functional labour laws? Good.

    315. Re:Canada Here I Come by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The law does not say that "'you can shoot anyone you claim to feel threatened by, without being obliged to prove you made any attempt at all to avoid the situation". A claim is not enough, you'll need to prove it by evidence, and the jury (or the judge) will then decide if a reasonable person, in the same circumstances, would conclude that they are being threatened with death.

      The problem with "attempt to avoid the situation" is that, in practice, it may put the person attempting to a much greater risk than if they confront the attacker. E.g. if someone advances at you with a knife, and you sprint away, you are, essentially, betting your limb and life that you can run faster than they do. What if you're wrong?

      Oh, and I'm not an American.

  2. On the positive side... by Mattygfunk1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Indecent exposure just became a whole lot more fun.

    1. Re:On the positive side... by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      (insert gay voice)

      Oh officer, I've been a bad boy, you gotta strip search me...

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    2. Re:On the positive side... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      That's only funny until Deputy Roscoe decides to remind the smart-ass fairy boy that there ain't no camera phones in the processing room to "interfere with police business."

    3. Re:On the positive side... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      That could work for you, or work for the officer. I pray it works the way you intend it to.

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    4. Re:On the positive side... by zammer990 · · Score: 0

      I think I'd stop strip searching if someone started saying that...

    5. Re:On the positive side... by Dripdry · · Score: 1

      This is fully what I intend to do if I'm ever forced to fly again, opting for the pat-down.

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    6. Re:On the positive side... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Yea, but I'm assuming you wouldn't be into it then.

      My point was that, just his luck, the officer would be aroused.

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    7. Re:On the positive side... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Don't. Not wanting to go into details without my shrink nearby to catch me, just ... don't.

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    8. Re:On the positive side... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Woohooo, BDSM without safewords! I didn't even know the US police force is that kinky!

      (it's like in poker, either bluff and raise or fold)

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    9. Re:On the positive side... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then you get a broom handle up your butt instead of someone's thumb.

    10. Re:On the positive side... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Won't be funny when he tips off your cell mate that you play catcher, unless that's what you were gunning for.

      I don't know if you've spent any considerable amount of time with law enforcement. There's no shortage of respectable cops, but there's no shortage of young punk cops, either. Sometimes a jailhouse is basically children watching children.

  3. This seems terrifying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a non American, can anybody explain to me why this isn't an utterly horrifying ruling? Can a police officer detain and strip search you if they see you jaywalking now?

    1. Re:This seems terrifying by Rurouni_Jaden · · Score: 1

      No, I believe this means if you are sent to any jail or prison you can be strip-searched on your way in. You couldn't be strip-searched for a non-prison offense. At least I hope not.

    2. Re:This seems terrifying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could be wrong, but I don't think jaywalking is an arrest-able offense all on its own.

      That's not to say they couldn't come up with something, for just about anyone, if they needed to.

    3. Re:This seems terrifying by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      Can a police officer detain and strip search you if they see you jaywalking now?

      Only if you get arrested and go to jail. The strip search is not due to the arrest. The strip search is about keeping contraband out of the jails.

      At least that is the theory. Unfortunately, much like the TSA was put in place to keep weapons off of planes, it is quite a bit of time, money, and effort to plug one small hole in a large, leaky dam.

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    4. Re:This seems terrifying by tekrat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes and no.

      By itself, Jaywalking isn't an arrestable offense.

      But let's say you didn't pay a parking ticket, so a warrant was issued for your arrest. Or let's go further and say you did pay the ticket, but they forgot to cancel the warrant, or let's say that your name is the same as someone else who has a warrant. Then it's get naked!

      Or let's say you're protesting the horrible treatment of the 99% and the police decide to single you out to be beaten, pepper sprayed, beaten some more, zip-tied so tight that your hands turn blue and you suffer permanent nerve damage, and then they beat you some more, and then take you to jail and strip you naked.

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    5. Re:This seems terrifying by Coisiche · · Score: 0

      Well, not until some police services are tendered out to the lowest private bidder. After all, their minimum wage staff are going to need some perk to compensate for the lack of pay.

    6. Re:This seems terrifying by MiniMike · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can't be arrested for jaywalking (and thus no strip search), but all attractive people will now also be charged with resisting arrest.

    7. Re:This seems terrifying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^----this.

    8. Re:This seems terrifying by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 5, Informative

      This case was about a man who was suspected of having unpaid fines. He had, in fact, already paid the fines and had the documentation to prove it with him at the time of his arrest.

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    9. Re:This seems terrifying by crazyjj · · Score: 1

      Only if you're detained in the general population of a prison or jail.

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    10. Re:This seems terrifying by Mitchell314 · · Score: 1

      I could be wrong, but I don't think jaywalking is an arrest-able offense all on its own.

      No, but resisting arrest is apparently.

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    11. Re:This seems terrifying by Raul654 · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's even worse than that.

      Not only had he paid the fine, and not only did he show the officer a sealed letter from the state saying he had paid it, but having an unpaid fine is not an arrestable offense (in New Jersey, where this all happened)

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    12. Re:This seems terrifying by mark-t · · Score: 2

      If jaywalking isn't an arrestable offense, then how can a jaywalker resist arrest?

    13. Re:This seems terrifying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is reality

      ftfy

    14. Re:This seems terrifying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You couldn't be strip-searched for a non-prison offense.

      This has nothing to do with "offenses" and it's not "for" any such thing. This applies to jails as well as prisons. Just a little recap: jails are where presumed-innocent people go prior to arraignment. There's nothing related to crime here, so it doesn't make sense to speak of there being some threshold of activity that a person performs which could make them subject to this.

    15. Re:This seems terrifying by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Well, he shouldn't have had the documents up his ass...

    16. Re:This seems terrifying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't be arrested for jaywalking (and thus no strip search), but all attractive people will now also be charged with resisting arrest.

      This guy was strip searched for having an unpaid traffic ticket. I once had a bench warrant out for not paying a fix it ticket, I didn't have a front license plate on my car. I'm guessing an unpaid jaywalking ticket can mean it's time to spread your butt cheeks.

    17. Re:This seems terrifying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All it takes is for the officer to decide to arrest you, and you'll be charged with resisting arrest. People have been arrested and held on the *sole* charge of resisting arrest.

    18. Re:This seems terrifying by AngryDeuce · · Score: 5, Informative

      It seems to me there's no such thing as a "not arrestable offense" anymore.

      Simply requesting a complaint form at your local police station can result in an arrest these days, as fucked up and horrifying that is.

    19. Re:This seems terrifying by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Yes, you very well fucking could be strip searched for a 'non-prison' offense.

      The case in question, the man was incorrectly served a warrant for an unpaid fine. That he had actually paid.

      For this, he was strip searched twice.

      Yes, it's utterly horrifying.

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    20. Re:This seems terrifying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you get one of two outcomes:

      1) nice fat settlement check
      2) riots in the city a la Rodney King

    21. Re:This seems terrifying by jythie · · Score: 1

      Same result though, since this ruling also means that pretty much anything can be a prison offense.

    22. Re:This seems terrifying by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      Watch this series of youtube videos, and tell me how much hyperbole you see...

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    23. Re:This seems terrifying by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      It's not a horrifying ruling because the summary is completely inaccurate and misleading.

      The SCOTUS ruled that a prison's blanket policy of strip searching all inmates on intake did not violate the petitioner's rights, because safety within the prison was the greater public interest.

      It has nothing to do with "strip searching for any arrestable offense." It's "strip searching on intake to a prison."

      Also note that "prison" and "jail" are two different things. This man was taken to a high security prison because the fines they thought he owed were for, among other things, a violent weapon offense.

      Hope this helps.

    24. Re:This seems terrifying by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      #1 is out now. It's now legal.

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    25. Re:This seems terrifying by jythie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You just found the loophole. It is an old police tactic for roughing up people who have done nothing wrong. The law is written in such a way that you can be arrested and released without charge and nothing happens to the officer, but pointing out that you did nothing illegal is, in and of itself, an arrest-able offense that will stand.

      So yes, if you are standing around doing nothing a police officer can come up and say ' you are under arrest' and bring you in... they can then not charge you with anything which means you can go. If you say 'I am not doing anything, what am I being arrested for' you can then be arrested for resisting arrest and even though there is no original charge you can be charged for the resistance, which pretty much comes down to 'didn't show officer respect they felt they deserved'.

      It is because of patterns like this that the police in the US are generally best avoided unless you are the one who called them. Too unpredictable, too many ways around the laws, and too many people willing to protect them against non-police.

    26. Re:This seems terrifying by canajin56 · · Score: 5, Informative

      By itself, Jaywalking isn't an arrestable offense.

      In 2006 the concept of arrestable vs. non-arrestable offenses was abolished in the USA. They are now grouped as "indictable" and "summary" offenses. If you are caught performing a summary offense (like jaywalking, or any traffic violation), the officer has the option of issuing a citation immediately, or arresting you, strip searching you, holding you in jail for up to 48 hours, then bringing you before a judge and having the judge write you a citation. At this point they can either continue to hold you until you pay the fine, or release you if the judge trusts you to pay up.

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    27. Re:This seems terrifying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time to arrest all the hot protesters!

    28. Re:This seems terrifying by Dripdry · · Score: 1

      Do you have ANY experience?

        I have a friend who was arrested and thrown in jail for a snafu similar to this BS. Perfectly intelligent, reasonable guy. Some officer had a bug up his ass, and my friend got thrown in jail in the middle-of-nowhere Ohio.

      Also, see "Occupy Movement Arrests" for officers hauling people away who are peacefully demonstrating, released without charge later on.

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    29. Re:This seems terrifying by __aaeihw9960 · · Score: 1

      Yes. I do. Not good experience, either. I've been arrested (later released with no charges) for being part of a peaceful protest in the early 2000's. I was simply stating that the above comment is hyperbole, "A figure of speech in which exaggeration is used for emphasis or effect." It was in response to the comment, "^----this."

      What I was saying is that being beaten and arrested is not really within the experience of the average American. That it happens at all is a travesty, but not the average, and therefore. . . . . . .

      Your own experience is based on someone else's story of what happened. Are you sure your friend did ABSOLUTELY nothing to get arrested? I'm not saying that it's right, I'm saying that there are always two sides to the story, and I absolutely detest when either side uses extremes to make their point

      Does that make sense?

    30. Re:This seems terrifying by __aaeihw9960 · · Score: 1

      Touche. Well played, Sir (or Madam). My experience has been that police will F*** up your day if you give them a reason. That reason may seem insignificant (and in the one case it happened to me, was because I refused to leave the site of a protest that had been dismantled on private property - seemed acceptable to me at the time), and may even be well within your rights, but nonetheless, there's always a reason.

      I'm not saying it's right. I'm just saying that it is true based on my experience.

      Previous comment withdrawn. Thank you.

    31. Re:This seems terrifying by forkfail · · Score: 1

      In effect, yes. The officer writes you a ticket for jaywallking. You say something back. The officer gets you for resisting arrest, loitering, interfering with an officer, or any of the other multitude of "offenses" they can roll out at will if they don't like someone.

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    32. Re:This seems terrifying by alonsoac · · Score: 1

      police man comes up to you and says he would like to arrest you. So you naturally resist the arrest , having done nothing wrong at least that the policeman would know about. Voila!

    33. Re:This seems terrifying by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      No. This entire case is about people who have been arrested and taken to jail. Once in the jail, the police can strip search any detainee. So, you have to be arrested, taken to and held at the jail.

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    34. Re:This seems terrifying by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Please go look up the legal definition of "arrest".

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    35. Re:This seems terrifying by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Oh, yes, YouTube. The last bastion of fair and balanced reporting in America. Let me guess, you also believe the flat-earthers on there too, right?

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    36. Re:This seems terrifying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, not always. In 1977 I called the cops as a friend was getting beaten by some hoods. Cops showed up and arrested me.

    37. Re:This seems terrifying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can be arrested without charges for 3 days. You can be arrested, strip searched, not charged and let go two days later. there doesn't need to be an offense

    38. Re:This seems terrifying by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Why does it naturally follow that you would resist arrest just because you did nothing wrong?

      I mean, it's what would they do if you cooperated, and simply asked what the reason was for the arrest? This is something that anyone being arrested has the unequivocal right to know, even if the reason is specious or outright bogus. Of course, disagreeing with the reasons given for the arrest, even if one is right, does not entitle the person to not cooperate with an arresting officer.

      From what I've heard, the best thing to do when an officer detains you for any reason is ask "am I being arrested?" If the answer is "no". Then ask "am I free to go?" The answer to this question must be "yes", or else by definition, the answer to previous question was false. Remember this, because it will be useful later. If the answer is that you are free to go, then you cannot lawfully be charged with resisting arrest for trying to leave. If they still try to detain you, cooperate, and remember everything that they have said, because it will be useful in court.

      If they are actually arresting you (whether by explicitly acknowledging you are under arrest, or implicitly by saying that you are not free to go), then the thing to do is to cooperate with them, regardless of whether you feel you are in the right. You are entitled to ask why you are being detained or arrested, however, and again, you should remember the answer if it is contrived or untenable, because that testimony would be grounds for a wrongful arrest charge if you are actually taken into custody. It's also prudent to ask to speak to a lawyer, if they have actually said that you are under arrest.

      Wrongful arrest is pretty serious, and an officer who knows he doesn't have anything on you is probably going to let you go almost immediately as long as you cooperate. Generally, this involves no more than giving them your name and address, as well as presenting some ID that confirms this.

      Is this unfair? Should it be different? Maybe... but in the end, it's a whole lot easier to just go along with a cop who has an attitude and let him realize entirely on his own how wrong he is than to try to argue with him. In the absence of any evidence against you, it's far more likely that you're just going to be let go immediately... as long as you cooperate.

    39. Re:This seems terrifying by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      Did you watch it? The vast majority of it is dash cam video...

      Yeah, I know, that's all lies, too; everyone with a video camera has a secret vendetta against policemen...even their own dash cams. When they're not mysteriously "broken", all seven that is.

    40. Re:This seems terrifying by F34nor · · Score: 1

      Who gives a shit about that, they can declare you an enemy combatant and drone strike you without due process so everything else is just window dressing.

    41. Re:This seems terrifying by iknowcss · · Score: 1

      Citation please. I found some information about this being true in England and Wales but not in the States. We were talking about the States, right?

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    42. Re:This seems terrifying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI you were already +5 funny, but in truth it's insightful (if terribly sad), so I added that mod to your comment.

    43. Re:This seems terrifying by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you have never really had any dealings with the police. Let me give you a hint. That whole "Am I being detained; Am I free to go." thing annoys the hell out of them. And annoying a police officer is a defacto crime in itself. Go ahead and do it. But depending on the particular cop you might be severely beaten or even killed and accused of all sorts of crimes. This pattern of beating up suspects and then charging them with all kinds of contempt of cop charges is fairly common in the US.

      'Standing up for your rights' or acting in any way that seems to challenge an officer's authority is a very dangerous thing to do. The police are just a gang and any officer you are dealing with is a gang member. So don't say anything to them that you wouldn't say to a ultra-violent gang member in south-central LA. To them "standing up for your rights" is the equivalent to "cruising for a bruising".

      The only real defense when dealing with the police is a video camera, but filming them will probably get you beaten up and arrested on contempt of cop charges (or worse) for that alone. That *really* pisses them off. Best to at least wear a helmet to protect your head from being bashed against the pavement or hit with a night-stick. Never ever forget how violent those guys are. They will never miss an opportunity to 'get medieval' on you.

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    44. Re:This seems terrifying by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I've had plenty of dealings with the police, actually. And in my experience, 99% of the time, they are just doing their job to the best of their ability and to the extent that they understand the situation. If you cooperate with them, and treat them in a professional and polite manner, they will probably let you go as soon as they've checked your name in their computer, unless you have actually done something wrong, and they have legitimate reason to detain you (and if you know why they are detaining you, then there's no reason to be asking).

      If you are being arrested, you *ALWAYS* have the right to know why, and if the reason sounds contrived or completely bogus, then make a mental note of it, because if the matter escalates, that information will be useful later. Of course, in so doing, you should continue to cooperate with them, regardless of what they say.

      If the situation progresses beyond that, then you need to ask to speak to a lawyer.

    45. Re:This seems terrifying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if this will work...

      But this is why every person who believes they are 'falsely arrested' should contact the mayor, county executive, or governor, respective to city police, county police, or state patrol and complain about it. If enough people complain, hopefully something can change. Our elected officials need to know about police problems.

    46. Re:This seems terrifying by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      Thanks! There should be a mod: +1 Sad But True.

      I'm also curious how many police stations will have a shiny metal, um, "stability assistance" pole in the middle of the strip search room.
      And how much using it will reduce bail...

    47. Re:This seems terrifying by phiwum · · Score: 1

      It's even worse than that.

      Not only had he paid the fine, and not only did he show the officer a sealed letter from the state saying he had paid it, but having an unpaid fine is not an arrestable offense (in New Jersey, where this all happened)

      Well, it seems to me that the fact he was innocent and shouldn't have been arrested is irrelevant here. The question is whether persons who are arrested may be strip-searched. The outcome may seem worse because this poor guy shouldn't have been arrested at all, but that fact isn't relevant to the argument before the court (we all know that sometimes, innocent people are arrested, so his innocence doesn't add anything to the argument).

      I'm not saying that I agree (or disagree) with the judgment, but rather that his innocence is irrelevant to the question at hand.

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    48. Re:This seems terrifying by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Ever hear the terms misleading vividness and cherry-picking?

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    49. Re:This seems terrifying by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      Ever hear the phrase "don't judge a book by it's cover"?

      Did you actually watch the videos or just write them off? I'm guessing the latter. Keep your head buried in the sand at all costs there, guy.

    50. Re:This seems terrifying by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      I am sure you will keep your head buried in your ass and the asses of people like yourself.

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    51. Re:This seems terrifying by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      Brilliant.

    52. Re:This seems terrifying by DedTV · · Score: 1

      But it's not the fault of the prison. Kneecapping the prisons in order to mitigate the indignities suffered by people who are sent to prison when they don't deserve it isn't a solution.

      The first time some drug cartel lackey got himself arrested for some minor offense that wasn't deemed serious enough to warrant a search and stabs some white collar criminal to death with a weapon he had stashed in his ass, people would be screaming that it's the prison's fault for not searching him.

  4. I would rather have that than contraband by crazyjj · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I generally am pretty pro-civil rights, but if I were going into a jail or prison I would probably rather have someone strip search me than to get shanked later by some psycho who snuck in a knife. And it's also a pretty shitty message to send to guards to say "A minor issue of prisoner privacy is more important to us than your safety."

    Maybe you can make the "slippery slope" argument on this, but some sort of strip search on prison admission is hardly a new issue. They've been doing it for decades now.

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    1. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And it's also a pretty shitty message to send to guards to say "A minor issue of prisoner privacy is more important to us than your safety."

      You care more about prison guards than the regular people who are abused by prison guards. Think about that.

    2. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by crazyjj · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think it's fair to compare a moment of slight humiliation at being strip searched to the very real risk of an inmate attacking a guard with a smuggled weapon.

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    3. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess he forgot that once you're a prison guard, you're no longer a person and are removed from consideration in any question of the interaction of rights and civil procedure.

    4. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by TapeCutter · · Score: 5, Funny

      If like me, you are over 50, then every time you see a doctor they want to stick their finger up you're arse. So instead of calling it a "strip search" just give them a paper gown and call it a "health check", jobs done.

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    5. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by GmExtremacy · · Score: 2

      And it's also a pretty shitty message to send to guards to say "A minor issue of prisoner privacy is more important to us than your safety."

      Funnily enough, that's usually how the anti-terrorist nonsense like the TSA is justified. "We're just keeping you safe, citizen. Privacy is less important than perceived safety!" Not exactly the same, but similar.

      They've been doing it for decades now.

      Something having been done for decades does not mean it's a good thing.

    6. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by Demiansmark · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. It seems that this is probably the only way to limit contraband in the jail population (people don't go to prison for minor offenses).

      I was arrested about a decade ago (DUI in my college years), brought into a room with about 10 others that were being processed. We stripped, handed over our clothes and belongings and were given our jail uniforms. It wasn't the most dignified moment of my life, but I'm not sure what the alternative would look like. Allowing us to change clothes in a private room?

    7. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by shentino · · Score: 1

      The lesser of two evils is still evil.

      In the ideal world BOTH problems would go poof.

      Maybe we'd have less abuse if we didn't have bullshit laws locking up so many metric assloads of people behind bars in the first place.

    8. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by belthize · · Score: 1

      The only way to limit contraband ? It's the one way to have almost no effect what so ever on contraband. People don't get arrested with the intend to smuggle contraband. The people who smuggle in contraband are in reverse order of significance: visitors, prison staff, guards. That ordering has to do with opportunity and intent. Any large prison is statistically likely to have one or more guard with both, The visitors likely have intent but limited opportunity..

      If you really want to stop contraband strip search every guard as they come on or off site. Don't get me wrong, I'm not advocating for strip searching the guards but the idea that this ruling will do anything to hinder contraband is ludicrous.

      Lastly there's a difference between stripping down and changing clothes and a strip search.
       

    9. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While you may be pro-civil rights, you are likely lacking the common sense required to survive prison. Many(most) weapons in prison are made in prison not brought in from the outside. Don't beleive me, check the records for your state/province/country.

      They are not primarily looking for weapons during a strip search. Contranband defines a wide range of items.

    10. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's not like the guy in TFA was locked up for not paying a fine, when he had already paid it, or they do it to nuns for "trespassing"...

      RTFA before you look like a complete moron next time.

    11. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by cdrudge · · Score: 1, Funny

      So is this health check paid for by Obamacare?

    12. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      They are pretty similar, since the only purpose of the digital exams may be your doctor's amusement

    13. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah.. these casual violations are so effective that contraband is a total non-issue in prisons these days. Especially in the area of shanks.

      Here's hoping you, too, get wrongfully arrested, so you can be generally pro-civil rights while submitting to your strip search.

    14. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by GmExtremacy · · Score: 1

      Collective punishment. You're punishing (searching) everyone because a few people could decide to attack a guard. I don't believe in this mentality. Theoretically, the same could be said about the TSA. "Oh, please! It's just a little search! And we're keeping everyone safe, too!" No matter how small, an evil is an evil.

    15. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by fearofcarpet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I live in socialist Continental Europe where a friend of mine was arrested after beating the stuffing out of someone who refused to leave his house. The police took him to the station, offered him coffee, and politely interviewed him. He then spend the weekend in jail, where he had regular smoke breaks, cable TV, and three squares. No strip searches, pepper spray, zip ties, or mancho police BS. Can you guess how often people are stabbed in jail here? Or how often guards are attacked?

      This argument that having someone fondle your ballsack is for your own protection is exactly the kind of nonsensical, fear-based thinking that allowed a whole country to blithely accept penning protesters in "free speech zones," indefinite detentions without evidence or trial, and submitting to having naked photos taken in order to board an airplane. Police are supposed to protect the peace--they are public servants--and in many parts of the world, they reciprocate respect, instead of demanding it through dehumanizing displays of power.

      This case has nothing to do with protecting guards, or keeping people from running with scissors in a jail cell--that is what eyeballs, ears, and cameras are for. What the SCOTUS said was that your fourth amendment protection from unreasonable search and seizure ends when a police officer decides to arrest you. The guy in TFA was arrested because the cop thought that he hadn't paid a fine--despite having documentation that stated otherwise. He was then strip searched not once, but twice, before spending a week in jail. For allegedly not paying a fine. That he had in fact paid.

      This decision is a further erosion of the Bill of Rights, plain and simple. The government needs a court order to obtain a search warrant before entering your house, but can enter your anus for loitering--or damn near anything because a copy can always find an excuse to arrest someone. Worse, it has a chilling effect, because now protestors know that, after being pepper-sprayed and zip-tied, they will be strip-searched multiple times.

      Let's see what the amendement says:

      The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

      The SCOTUS has decreed that the whim of a single police officer, for any reason he or she deems worthy of arresting you, rises to the level of probable cause sufficient to violate the security of your person against unreasonable searches--unless your consider peeking inside someone's vagina or under their penis for participating in a peaceful protest reasonable. And, as anyone from a small town can attest to, cops can find any excuse to arrest you at any time, and face zero repercussions for flagrantly abusing that power; they don't even have to charge you with a crime. Slippery slope? Try free-fall.

      Humor me for a second. Imagine a cop in a foul mood and who needs to fill quotas for traffic tickets, so he's pulling people over for just about anything. Now imagine that your wife is driving you home and she is pulled over by this cop. He runs her license, and asks for your ID--which you're not obliged to provide, but you don't want to start any trouble. He runs your ID and finds out that you have an unpaid parking ticket and that there is a warrant out for your arrest. Fortunately you have a receipt showing that you paid the fine, but the cop isn't buying it because the computer says otherwise. And you're black, so that probably isn't helping. The next thing you know, you're naked in a room full of strangers, spreading your ass cheeks apart while a stranger with a badge takes a good long look at your taint. Now imagine that this happens a second time, because they decide to move you from one jail to another during the entire week that you spend in jail. You're already in custody, but hey, "they've been doing it for decades now," and it's better safe than sorry.

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    16. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Right lets be realistic about this. You are protected under the bill or rights from "unreasonable search..."

      The SCOTUS essentially ruled its not unreasonable to strip search someone who is already a prisoner. Lots of people are posting, that you can now be strip searched for anything, hardly the case; you have to have already done something to warrant cause for arrest. If you are arrested without cause than you still have civil recourse to sue for false imprisonment.

      I have to agree with them here. If we have already met the standard needed to remove an detain you; than its implicitly reasonable for your safety, that of law enforcement, and other prisoners, that you should be searched.

      I for one am much more concerned about what probable cause is to arrest someone in the first place and keeping that standard appropriately high! What is really important is the government not be allowed to snatch citizens from their homes or the streets without solid evidence.

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    17. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by lwriemen · · Score: 1

      They are pretty similar, since the only purpose of the digital exams may be your doctor's

      Yeah. It is pretty funny to stick a computer up someone's ass. ;-)

    18. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by GmExtremacy · · Score: 1

      than its implicitly reasonable for your safety

      Right, right. Just like the TSA and free speech zones...

      Sorry, but I don't think "for safety" is an excuse to do whatever you want to people. Especially when your reasoning is: "Some people might have contraband. Therefore, we need to search all prisoners and punish them all!"

    19. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by lwriemen · · Score: 1

      At least it's not mandatory. Examine your risk factors and decide for yourself if the exam is worth your time. It's weird that the medical industry has decided that prostate and colon cancer exams are necessary when only 1-2% and 5% respectively are found to have those cancers.

      It's kind of crazy what people will put themselves through to eke out another 5-10 years.

    20. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by aztektum · · Score: 1

      Strip searches during admission are not going to stop someone on the inside from getting their hands on a shank.

      So you get to both have a light shined up your arse and get stabbed in the neck.

      Enjoy your stay.

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    21. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but I don't think "for safety" is an excuse to do whatever you want to people

      Oh, but it's still perfectly okay to shill around for a worthless piece of crap software? Don't pretend like you're on the high ground here.

    22. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by GmExtremacy · · Score: 1

      Appeal to hypocrisy. Also, unrelated. I simply tell people what they need to know.

    23. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      In an ideal world, there would be no crime, everyone would have enough to eat, no one would have to do a job they dislike, and a man could have sex with a hot chick whenever he felt like it.

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    24. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by houghi · · Score: 1

      I rather have that happen to ME that the MAN taking away my rights.

      The real scary part is that people give up their rights so happily and easily, not that they take it. The problem is not the moment of slight humiliation. It is not the risk of a guard being attacked.

      My rights is all I am. If they take that away, I am nothing.

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    25. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can not fix the consequences of the general population demanding everyone to be "tough on crime" with a Bill of Rights. That is the underlaying problem, people will not put up with "coddling" criminals. The European scenario just won't work in the US until you fix peoples attitudes. Cops and criminals are expected to be tough SOBs, so they are behaving as such.

    26. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      The SCOTUS essentially ruled its not unreasonable to strip search someone who is already a prisoner. Lots of people are posting, that you can now be strip searched for anything, hardly the case; you have to have already done something to warrant cause for arrest.

      What, like photographing the police and other things they've arrested people for illegally?

      If you are arrested without cause than you still have civil recourse to sue for false imprisonment.

      Yeah, right.

      Cops have been shown to arrest people for some fairly arbitrary things, often without any cause, and often what turns out to be unlawfully. Hell, you can be arrested for resisting arrest for asking why they're arresting you in the first place (usually when it's illegal to have done so).

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    27. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by shentino · · Score: 1

      My point being that avoiding a greater evil doesn't legitimize the lesser evil.

    28. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by krups+gusto · · Score: 1

      How deadly can a weapon that was smuggled in under your scrotum be?

    29. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      So instead of calling it a "strip search" just give them a paper gown and call it a "health check", jobs done.

      We can do better yet. Release the stats, and when they will show that a disproportionally large number of black inmates getting a str... I mean, a health check - well, that's just affirmative action, helping the disenfranchised groups in our society! Win-win!

    30. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, "slight" humiliation? I don't think you comprehend what "humiliation" means.

    31. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think about the situation for just a minute. There is a big difference between holding cell, jail, and prison. Holding cell is where they keep you for a few hours. Jail is where they keep you while waiting to see the judge. To think that hardened criminals are carrying shivs in their asses on the mere speculation they might go jail and want to knife someone is pretty imaginary BS. I'm quite confident that a normal pat down search would be sufficient. These strip searches are more about humiliation and control than safety.

    32. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Really? So, murdering a dictator to prevent the deaths of hundreds of his subjects is not legitimate? Shooting and killing an armed hostage taker is not legitimate?

      Your point is false.

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    33. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being in prison is all about creativity.
      Considering (according to some prison show) they can make shivs out of compressed paper, pens, bits of metal wrenched off of the bed, disposable razors, and just about anything else lying around, stripping them ahead of time won't really make much of a difference.

      Really, we need to privatize the prisons, execute the worse of the worse (violent offenders mostly) in front of the prison population, let everyone else go saying, "Look, if you ever come back here, for any reason, this is what will happen. Please, go and sin no more."

      It's not a perfect solution, but there are probably a lot of non violent offenders that would never have problems again.

    34. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      ...brought in by a guy who hid the weapon his genital area before getting in a car as a passenger with his wife and kid to visit family, knowing full well that there was a chance he'd get arrested after his wife was stopped for speeding for not paying a fine he had legal documentation on his person attestesting to having paid.

      I don't know about you, but I'm sure glad our public servants are spending the time required to protect against such possibilities. Money well spent, that is.

    35. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by shentino · · Score: 1

      Those aren't murders.

      Technically they are justifiable homicides since they are done in defense of a third party's life.

    36. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Oh, so murdering someone isn't evil all the time, yes?

      The reason for the strip search is to prevent weapons and other dangerous object from entering and being manufactured and then used in the prison or jail. The strip search is to protect the lives of the inmates from other inmates.

      Seeing as it is OK to kill someone to protect a life, why isn't it OK to strip search someone to protect multiple lives?

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    37. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by shentino · · Score: 1

      I didn't say that murder wasn't evil, just that not all killings are murders.

      Considering how clearly I stated "Those aren't murders" methinks you are intentionally twisting my words in an attempt to make me look like a fool.

    38. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      So, you are saying that killing someone to save others is less evil than killing someone just because. Killing another person, even in defense of another, is evil according to many people. Just ask the people who protest against the death penalty.

      Thus, my argument still holds.

      I am not twisting your words, rather I am reframing your statement by extending it to similar acts and situation.
      Your point was that "avoiding the greater evil does not legitimize the lesser evil".It is just less evil than letting that other person kill someone else.

      Stip searching prisoners is, according to you, the lesser evil. The possible violent attack with a weapon and/or death of a guard or inmate is the greater evil.

      You are making a fool of yourself by making foolish arguments that require a variation of the special pleading fallacy.

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    39. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by shentino · · Score: 1

      Since you keep putting words in my mouth I'm going to stop responding.

    40. Re:I would rather have that than contraband by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      I am not putting words in your mouth. I am picking apart your argument by showing it is based on a false premise.

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  5. I prefer a strip search any time ..... by mseeger · · Score: 1

    I prefer a strip search any time if the the other choice is grantÃng them access to my PC. The strip search is less intruding...

  6. In Soviet Russia they USA you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What goes in USA is no longer funny.

    And to think that Americans were laughing at "lack of liberties" in countries under soviet influence...

    1. Re:In Soviet Russia they USA you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^THIS

  7. Slashdot, 18 hrs behind the NY Times by tekrat · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I'm already done being mad about this. Since you're basically being strip searched now when you board a plane, take a train, drive your car, get arrested for smoking a joint, yadda, yadda, I propose we just stop wearing clothes.

    I mean the TSA, cops, school principals, ticket wardens, etc. are gonna remove 'em anyway, you might as well just stay naked.

    And for all you RTFA dopes who are going to reply to this saying "this is only for people being released into the general prision population, I say 'BULLSHIT'.

    There's a story right below this one about cell-phone tracking without a warrant. Don't believe for a second this ruling won't be used to abuse rights by those in power, or those that THINK they have power because they have guns and handcuffs, or they are backed up by some "board".

    Hell, potential employers want your facebook password, maybe pretty soon you'll be strip searched before you can go to work.

    Time to leave this country. In Florida, it's legal to provoke someone to threaten you and then you shoot them, it's now legal to strip search anyone for any reason, and our government is controlled and run by Goldman Sachs, for Goldman Sachs. Screw this.

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    1. Re:Slashdot, 18 hrs behind the NY Times by rullywowr · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm already done being mad about this. Since you're basically being strip searched now when you board a plane, take a train, drive your car, get arrested for smoking a joint, yadda, yadda, I propose we just stop wearing clothes.

      I mean the TSA, cops, school principals, ticket wardens, etc. are gonna remove 'em anyway, you might as well just stay naked.

      And for all you RTFA dopes who are going to reply to this saying "this is only for people being released into the general prision population, I say 'BULLSHIT'.

      There's a story right below this one about cell-phone tracking without a warrant. Don't believe for a second this ruling won't be used to abuse rights by those in power, or those that THINK they have power because they have guns and handcuffs, or they are backed up by some "board".

      Hell, potential employers want your facebook password, maybe pretty soon you'll be strip searched before you can go to work.

      Time to leave this country. In Florida, it's legal to provoke someone to threaten you and then you shoot them, it's now legal to strip search anyone for any reason, and our government is controlled and run by Goldman Sachs, for Goldman Sachs. Screw this.

      Sounds like you may still be mad about this.

    2. Re:Slashdot, 18 hrs behind the NY Times by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      many jobs already require you to pee in a cup to prove that you are not a 'bad guy'. you are guilty unless you prove otherwise.

      that's a form of strip search; in that its highly invasive and degrading in the process and whole concept of it.

      the checks and balances of the government are broken. we need another supervisory role where the question gets asked 'can we do this?' and the reply is almost always 'no, you have too much power already. request denied.'

      that would be wonderful. someone to watch the out-of-control control freaks.

      we really have no one in charge of watching the watchers. they essentially get to do anything they damned well want. some paperwork (that they all know how to work) and some token 'discussion' and then the rubber stamp comes out after the suitcase of bills is transferred.

      at times, it feels we are a car running down the road with no driver in it. and the doors are locked. and we are inside!

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    3. Re:Slashdot, 18 hrs behind the NY Times by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      n Florida, it's legal to provoke someone to threaten you and then you shoot them, it's now legal to strip search anyone for any reason, and our government is controlled and run by Goldman Sachs, for Goldman Sachs. Screw this.

      Poor attitude. The betteroption would be to move to Florida and then find some Goldman Sachs executives to provoke.

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    4. Re:Slashdot, 18 hrs behind the NY Times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I propose we just stop wearing clothes.

      I mean the TSA, cops, school principals, ticket wardens, etc. are gonna remove 'em anyway, you might as well just stay naked.

      That's indecent exposure, which you can also get arrested for.

    5. Re:Slashdot, 18 hrs behind the NY Times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i also detect some dissatisfaction. thinking about truth will only make you unhappy. it's fuzzy bunny season! get happy!

  8. Re:This seems reasonable by silas_moeckel · · Score: 5, Informative

    This has nothing to do with being convicted of a crime, this could be somebody brought to jail for speeding. The funny part is the feds and many states already ban this practice the could just said it's allowable. States are still free to ban the practice.

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  9. An expected outcome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Old facist state checklist:

    Engaged in conflict across the globe.
    Government working for the interest of business.
    Propaganda in use. (The 6th edition of the book Propaganda was called Public Relations - so not only in use but considered a career)

    And now more Police Survelance state.

    Everything old is nude again I guess.

  10. Occupy rule by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Let's call this the occupy rule, because that's what it is. A way to intimidate people without having the messiness of a trial and stuff. You just have to arrest them, search and hold them for awhile and let them go. Note the language:

    'Every detainee ... may be required to undergo a close visual inspection

    That means the cops don't have any responsibility to find every weapon, but they can search you if they want to. If you get shived in lockup, that's your own bad luck.

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    1. Re:Occupy rule by tekrat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Right, because beating you, pepper spraying you, zip tieing you so tight your hands turn blue, then beating you some more isn't enough. Now they can give you a full cavity search as well.

      All for exercising your first amendments rights.

      Way to go America. Land of the .... free?

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    2. Re:Occupy rule by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      with all that that the 'good guys' do, I fear them more than I would fear bubba inside the slammer!

      ie, their culture of fear is working. they know how to press peoples' buttons.

      but is this the kind of culture WE WANT TO ENCOURAGE?

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  11. Re:This seems reasonable by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 1

    People don't go to prison for petty offenses, they go to jail.

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  12. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read Slashdot every day. In the last year I have read that our government now has the approval to run drones over OUR heads and now this. Unfuckingbelievable.
    When are we going to wake up? I bet that before I die (hopefully of old age) that I will read that a drone flown by a municipality shot and killed a citizen who escaped custody for not allowing a strip search for a misdemeanor littering offense.
    In my 60 years on the planet, I have never seen a worse Supreme Court! In fact these guys have done more harm to our way of life than all of the others combined.
    What the hell is going on?

    1. Re:WTF? by Dripdry · · Score: 1

      Bush II: The Rapening.

      Seriously, while other people were all ok with the guy he and his cronies were putting people and policies in place to cause this kind of madness for years to come.

      This didn't sneak up on us at all.

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  13. Re:This seems reasonable by kbolino · · Score: 5, Insightful

    RTFA:

    Again displaying their infinite law-and-order wisdom, the US Supreme Court has ruled that anyone arrested for any offense, however innocuous, can be strip-searched, even if there's no suspicion that they are concealing contraband.

    He wasn't convicted.

    Florence ... was arrested when his wife was pulled over for speeding (he was a passenger, and his son was in the back seat), and a check of his record showed an unpaid fine for an earlier offense. That record-check was wrong – the fine had been paid – but Florence spent a week in jail anyway, where he underwent the two strip searches.

    He didn't commit any crime.

    The ABA also notes that Albert Florence, who brought the original suit, was stripped-searched twice, once in private when "the supervising officer inspected Mr. Florence's mouth, tongue, armpits, buttocks, and genitals," and a second time when "he was forced to strip off his clothes in a shower area with a group of four other prisoners, all of whom were required to open their mouths, lift their genitals, and 'squat and cough' in plain sight of one another."

    He was publicly humiliated.

    Stop apologizing for the complete and total gutting of our rights.

  14. Re:This seems reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one goes to jail for speeding...

  15. Re:This seems reasonable by mjr167 · · Score: 5, Informative
  16. Re:This seems reasonable by rastos1 · · Score: 1

    If you allowed anyone to go into prison without careful screening ...

    Where does the article talk about prison?

    ... someone who, remember, has already been convicted of a crime ...

    Where does the article talk about 'convicted'? It does however say anyone arrested for any offense, however innocuous, can be strip-searched ... well, I hope I can't be arrested for jaywalking, speeding. (Can I be arrested for civil offense?) If I'm arrested for suspected shoplifting, then I guess it is correct to empty my pockets and search my backpack. But a strip-search? Even if it turns out that I was arrested by mistake? Well, if that's ok by you, it certainly isn't ok by me.

  17. That funny Supreme Court by chair300 · · Score: 1

    Oh those guys at the supreme court are hilarious, what a great April fools joke. Wait, today is April 3... I am sure that they really meant this ruling was to be a handed out on April 1, but justices have been known to be horrible with time. God I hope this is just a late April fools joke.

  18. Re:This seems reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's what you think because you're a pussy. try speeding for real (100mph+) and say that to the cops while they drag you to jail.

  19. Re:This seems reasonable by MimeticLie · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm not sure what people have against someone who, remember, has already been convicted of a crime, to have to endure special screening before incarceration.

    Arrest != conviction. The man in question was wrongfully arrested (for a fine that he had already paid). On the radio this morning they were also talking about strip searches for offenses such as riding a bike without an audible bell and walking a dog without a leash.

    The worst thing about this ruling is that it provides police with yet another way to silence people who are inconvenient. Protesters, people who record video of police brutality, and anyone else are now at risk of punitive strip searches. The only sliver of hope in this ruling is that it doesn't overturn existing laws that prohibit strip searches in minor cases. We'll just have to see if legislators try to dismantle those in the next wave of "tough on crime" election year bullshit.

  20. When you give up freedoms for security by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    So this is what happens when you give up freedoms for security.

    I'd say it's not an equitable exchange, the security is really perceived but the freedoms that you give up are quite real.

    SCOTUS is not doing its job, hasn't been doing its job for over 100 years now, it's not defending the Constitution. Why is it important to defend the Constitution? Because that's the only thing that stands between YOU and government tyranny.

    1. Re:When you give up freedoms for security by characterZer0 · · Score: 1

      Sadly, a piece of paper is not standing between you and tyranny. The only thing standing between you and tyranny is your ability to keep the potential tyrant scared of you. The potential tyrant has the largest military in the world, a police force of thugs who can beat you and strip search you, and a populace that will not defend you. Like it or not, might makes right.

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    2. Re:When you give up freedoms for security by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      It's not a piece of paper until you give up on it, as an idea, because it's the law above the government. It's not a piece of paper until you start treating it that way. Apparently it's been treated this way long enough for you to accept that it is just a piece of paper.

    3. Re:When you give up freedoms for security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a piece of paper until you give up on it, as an idea

      Tyrants never believed in the idea in the first place. Can't "give up" on something they never had.

      It IS a piece of paper since the beginning, since tyrants have never believed in it since the beginning.

    4. Re:When you give up freedoms for security by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with tyrants, it has everything to do with the people who rather sell their freedoms for bread and circuses.

    5. Re:When you give up freedoms for security by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      It's not a piece of paper until any one side views it that way. Once someone in government sees it as mere paper you need to use fear of populace to keep that government official in line.

    6. Re:When you give up freedoms for security by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      SCOTUS is not doing its job, hasn't been doing its job for over 100 years now, it's not defending the Constitution. Why is it important to defend the Constitution? Because that's the only thing that stands between YOU and government tyranny.

      Actually it has been much longer than that, I would say over 200 years. According to the constitution the SCOTUS doesn't have the ability to decide if something was constitutional or not, but only as the court of last resort/appeal. The concept of judicial review started with the Marbury v. Madison case in 1803 when the court created that right for themselves. Interestingly the congress can regulate the SCOTUS and place limits on what they can and cannot do and is explicitly laid out in the US Constitution, so the congress could pass a law specifically stating that the supreme court couldn't decide if a law was constitutional (or if they could even hear arguments on a particular topic) but at this point I would think they would only get to do that once as people would riot in the streets and burn the whole place down, or we would see just how willing the court is to ignore the constitution and they all end up impeached.

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    7. Re:When you give up freedoms for security by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      SCOTUS has to protect the Constitution and it has the power to take any of the legislation and just pass a ruling on it. They really SHOULD be doing it all the time, looking at all of the legislation.

      AFAIC this has to be fixed, there needs to be a computer program running, checking the legislation against the Article 1, Section 8 of the Constitution and if the law is not within the confines of those enumerated powers, the law should be automatically overturned.

    8. Re:When you give up freedoms for security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has everything to do with tyrants, for they are ones "buying" up freedoms (or forcefully take it if none is for sale)

    9. Re:When you give up freedoms for security by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I don't necessarily disagree that the court should be able to overturn legislation, but the ability to do that wasn't granted to the court by the US Constitution which was the point I was trying to make. I do think we need a more strict interpretation of the constitution, especially the commerce clause, but having a computer program do it wouldn't work as I don't believe that enough progress has really been made on processing non context free grammars to make this feasible let alone clarity on the issues that are brought up. Do you really think programmers wouldn't introduce their own bias into the system?

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    10. Re:When you give up freedoms for security by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Sure, they would introduce something, at least it would be well understood and not up to mood swings and interpretation that had nothing to do with the actual rules.

      Errors can be corrected, but the biggest errors that are introduced into the system on daily basis come out of humans.

  21. Anti-Terrorism and The War on Freedom by MrKaos · · Score: 1
    I first observed these provisions in Anti-Terrorism legislation. I lobbied hard to get the wording changed but the responses were pretty much along the lines of 'We don't like these much either but they are gonna happen, thanks for your input', some tried to soften the blow but we have been on the slippery slop for ten years now.

    Our freedom is pretty much an illusion now. What makes it worse are those TV shows where regular violation of rights are conducted and people just accept it and because the mass of sheeple accept it the slide is faster.

    Who the enemy of freedom is becoming like a battle for the mind. me me me and now now now has replaced any desire for higher aspirations for society. People with serious concerns are ignored as morbid and the vapid shallow entertaining ones lead us to our demise dancing and smiling. Slavery== new iDevice, shiney, sleek, desirable Freedom==cumbersome, hard to manage and means I have to think.

    I don't like thinking, it's too hard

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  22. Women and Children First by rodrigoandrade · · Score: 1

    I'm sure this will be a cop who's a closet-pedo/stalker dream come true.

    While the TSA are under federal supervision, I can't imagine what kind of insane abuse cops out in the sticks (say, in Gidding, TX) will do "to protect and to serve."

    1. Re:Women and Children First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Officer Pedobear is applying now for the children's strip search and cavity inspection unit. He intends to strip search and cavity grope an entire elementary school on day 1.

  23. Mountains and molehills? by alaffin · · Score: 1

    I'm not seeing the reason for all the umbrage here. Strip searching a prisoner who is being released into the general population of a prison (and not any offence, no matter how minimal, thank you very much submitter sl4shd0rk - but good on you for twisting things so that you could get more of a reaction from the knee-jerks) seems to me to be a valid idea. Protects the guards at the prison. Protects the other inmates. Unlike those of us who aren't in prison, prisoners have no right to privacy (and have never had) so it's not a violation of their rights. Can someone explain to me what the big deal is?

    1. Re:Mountains and molehills? by Ltap · · Score: 2

      This will also apply to arrested and "detained" people, not just convicts. What this means (and how this will be used) is a form of harassment of protestors, especially when their more expensive personal goods "go missing" into a cop's pocket.

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    2. Re:Mountains and molehills? by will_die · · Score: 1

      The opposing side made the claim that since people arrested on minor charges would not have planned to go to jail there is no reason to search them since they would not of hidden objects.
      Frankly that is just stupid, and makes local police resonsible to make up a policy on what is minor and in what cases is it minor instead of doing what they think is needed to ensure that the guards and other inmates are safe(r).

    3. Re:Mountains and molehills? by FranktehReaver · · Score: 1

      Exactly, and you are assuming this is all for the good of everyone. Cops are crooked, immoral, douche bag thugs like anyone else and if they detain a cute 19 year old girl for drinking in public well here comes the strip search and groping. Hey he can legally do this it is for the good of everyone right? This is in no way a good thing at all, it will be abused like most other laws and dirty cops will get away with dirty things more often.

    4. Re:Mountains and molehills? by shentino · · Score: 1

      Not if being arrested and "releasing into the general population" is used as a loophole to get around the 4th amendment.

      Someone being assertive and trying to insist on a warrant before being searched can now just be arrested for whatever bullshit the cop can think of, and the search will conveniently happen as part of the booking process.

      With this ruling the cops can just use their handcuffs as a shortcut to avoid getting a search warrant.

    5. Re:Mountains and molehills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a big deal because of the ease of which it can happen.

      It's probably easier to understand this if you personalize it. How would you handle being arrested, strip-searched in front of other prisoners, all for something you didn't do. If that doesn't personalize it enough, imagine it happening to you son/daughter/wife/gf/etc.

      Remember - in this specific case, the person was NOT convicted, NOT a criminal, and had, apparently, done nothing wrong to cause this. I'm curious how he ended up in a prison population to cause this to come up anyway.

      It's an unbelievable ruling, and has completely freed the authorities to use as wanted. I agree with many of the other posters that this will be used as a way to intimidate people from expressing their rights.

    6. Re:Mountains and molehills? by MiniMike · · Score: 2

      FTFA:

      After all, as Justice Stephen Breyer noted in his dissent to the majority ruling, additional amicus curiae briefs revealed that strip searches have been inflicted upon citizens collared for driving with a noisy muffler or a busted headlight, failing to use a turn signal, riding a bicycle without an audible bell – even for violating a dog-leash law.

      Breyer also wrote of "a nun, a Sister of Divine Providence for 50 years, who was arrested for trespassing during an antiwar demonstration," who was strip-searched.

      Do those seem like crimes for which one should be additionally punished by a strip search? Of course the real question is why would someone not convicted of any crime, and only accused of minor offenses, put into GP in a prison? IANAP so I'm not very familiar with prisons.

    7. Re:Mountains and molehills? by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      IF???

      The SCOTUS just gave them a big thumbs up to do exactly this.

      In other words, feel free to take a black sharpie to the 4th amendment of the constitution. On every copy.

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    8. Re:Mountains and molehills? by alaffin · · Score: 1

      As are a majority of the people that wind up being arrested. However if the issue is that "it's too easy to put people in jail, where this law allows peace officers to conduct strip search" shouldn't we be up in arms about the laws that allow a police office to drum up charges and throw people in jail at a whim? Once again - it seems to me this law is fairly sound - it's other laws around it that are not.

    9. Re:Mountains and molehills? by FranktehReaver · · Score: 1

      That is exactly the point. We are upset at the other laws and I express my disinterest for those as well as this one. This law is worded too vague it can be used for any reason. A cop can arrest anyone he wishes as the current laws stand for simple reasons and strip search them. I am not defending the people trying to hide stuff and this is a loop hole to get caught, you are doing something illegal knowingly that is different from what I am concerned about. I am concerned about women who will get molested or "strip searched" because of some loop hole in the system. Caught them out in public drunk, or didn't pay their parking ticket, or whatever mundane law they can use to do as they wish. I agree the search is a good thing in certain situations, but for any reason they are detained they can rip your clothes off and poke around in your orifices for loot, that I do not agree with. Furthering my point that cops are crooked and immoral as much as the next guy, I do not believe we should be putting more power in their hands and excusing them with vague laws that allow them room to do as they please as long as the law can be interpreted to defend them when the retaliation hits.

  24. USA USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    our daily comic strip...

  25. Different perspective by elgeeko.com · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here's the real issue. We all see this headline differently and have different responses. You see the issue concerning our liberty while I'm busy trying to figure out how to get more lady cops hired and exactly what kind of crime spree I'm going on. Hey, if they're going to take away our freedoms you might as well enjoy it.

    1. Re:Different perspective by CanHasDIY · · Score: 4, Funny

      Have you met many 'lady' cops? Most of the one's I know make Frau Blücher *neeeeigh* look like Heidi Klum.

      Careful what you wish for.

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    2. Re:Different perspective by tibit · · Score: 1

      I think that the actress that played Frau Blücher was a quite pretty lady.

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    3. Re:Different perspective by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure you're right (sans the ugly makeup); I just can't resist a good Mel Brooks reference.

      That guy is one funny-ass Jew.

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  26. roadway searches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean cops can now carry around portable blinds and have your strip on the side of the road?

  27. Inaccurate summary/title by bkaul01 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Supreme Court did not approve strip searches for "any arrestable offense." It approved them for anyone being put into the general prison population who, at the judgment of officials running said institution, need to be searched for health and safety reasons. Several justices wrote in attached opinions that the ruling does not necessarily apply to people who are arrested but will not be put into the general prison population. It's not "anyone who could be arrested" that may be strip searched: it's "anyone who's going to be put into the jail with other prisoners."

    1. Re:Inaccurate summary/title by NatasRevol · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're dead wrong.

      "The Supreme Court on Monday ruled by a 5-to-4 vote that officials may strip-search people arrested for any offense, however minor, before admitting them to jails even if the officials have no reason to suspect the presence of contraband."

      http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/03/us/justices-approve-strip-searches-for-any-offense.html?_r=1&ref=politics

      Also, jails are where innocent, yet charged, people go. Prisons are where convicted people go.

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    2. Re:Inaccurate summary/title by bkaul01 · · Score: 1

      Read the actual decision and Roberts and Alito's concurring opinions. The logic is that the people are being put into the population of prisons/jails with other prisoners, and thus could pose a risk (whether it be contraband, lice, disease, gang membership, etc.), and thus the jailers are justified in subjecting them to a strip search. It's not an issue where specific cause for a search is needed as is the case for those who haven't been arrested, but that the prison officials have a reasonable grounds for searching people before admitting them to the general population. Roberts and Alito wrote separate supporting statements in order to emphasize that the logic behind the decision revolves around the people being admitted to the general population of prisoners, and thus there is room for an exception in a case where someone is arrested but is not being put into the general prison population (for whatever reason).

      "This case does not require the Court to rule on the types of searches that would be reasonable in instances where, for example, a detainee will be held without assignment to the general jail population and without substantial contact with other detainees. This describes the circumstances in Atwater. See 532 U. S., at 324 (“Officers took Atwater’s ‘mug shot’ and placed her, alone, in a jail cell for about one hour, after which she was taken before a magistrate and released on $310 bond”). The accommodations provided in these situations may diminish the need to conduct some aspects of the searches at issue." -majority opinion (delivered by Kennedy)

      "It is important to note, however, that the Court does nothold that it is always reasonable to conduct a full strip search of an arrestee whose detention has not been reviewed by a judicial officer and who could be held in available facilities apart from the general population." -Alito's concurring opinion. He goes on to mention people detained on minor traffic stops (rather than an arrest warrant as in this case) who could be released to their own recognizance.

      As for prison vs jail semantics, the distinction is usually that the former are state or federal institutions while the latter are local (city/county) institutions; both are, by definition, places of confinement for prisoners, and the ruling would apply in either case. The due process challenge would not likely be raised in the case of a state or federal prison since they usually house only convicts and not people awaiting trial, but the distinction is immaterial here. (Quoting from the decision: "The term “jail” is used here in a broad sense to include prisons and other detention facilities.")

    3. Re:Inaccurate summary/title by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Can the cops arrest anyone, for anything including resisting arrest?
      Yes.

      Can the cops put any arrestee into the 'general population' i.e. drunk tank?
      Yes.

      Can the cops strip search any arrestee being put into the 'general population'?
      Yes.

      You paint one special corner. One most cops will avoid with the above steps.

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    4. Re:Inaccurate summary/title by xclr8r · · Score: 1

      bkaul is citing the actual opinions of the justices (a link would have been nice but we have google I guess) - NatasRevol is citing the NYT - I'm not a media basher but it is one or more steps removed from the source.

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    5. Re:Inaccurate summary/title by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      No, he's trying to paint a narrow picture based on the justices' opinions.

      The cops won't do that.

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    6. Re:Inaccurate summary/title by randyleepublic · · Score: 1

      Are you retarded? Who in the fuck do you think decides who goes into "general prison population"? Wait! I bet that you still don't get it. OK Simon, here goes: you are arrested. You are taken to the jail and put in a holding cell. If the officer wants to strip search you, all he or she has to do is move you to general population, and now you "may" be strip searched. The decision provides no limitations or guidelines on who may, or why they may be moved into general population. So, hello, the ruling does indeed mean that the Court has approved strip searches for any arrestable offense.

      Until we have votes weighted by tested IQ, we will continue the fall into totalitarianism.

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    7. Re:Inaccurate summary/title by bkaul01 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should try actually reading the Supreme Court's opinion... pay special attention to Part IV and Roberts & Alito's concurring opinions.

  28. Up to states now to enact laws by michaelmalak · · Score: 1

    Just as several states tightened up eminent domain laws in light of Kelo, so now it is time for the states to tighten up strip-search laws, or perhaps strip search liability or when arrestees are placed "in the general population". Sadly, I have not yet heard of any such call for new laws as there was in the wake of Kelo.

  29. Not part of the punishment. by ClayDowling · · Score: 2

    The strip search isn't part of the punishment, folks. The guy running the jail, and the strip search, doesn't give a rat's backside if you've been convicted or not. What he wants to do is make sure you're not bringing contraband into the prison population. It's a security measure for the jail. Otherwise, it becomes a pretty easy method of getting all kinds of unpleasant things into the jail. I don't have to stretch my imagination too far to see how to get weapons in, and smuggling drugs wouldn't be too hard either.

    1. Re:Not part of the punishment. by jxander · · Score: 1

      So this was a big problem last week? Last month? At any point before this new rule was approved??

      Admittedly, I don't have my finger firmly on the pulse of the American Prison system, but I don't recall hearing about the riots stemming from people with unpaid parking tickets smuggling C-4 and AK-47s into prisons up their ass crack.

      It's not a problem, it never was a problem... but if the government can convince you otherwise, they can assuredly sell you a solution. Looks like you're buying. I'm not.

      The worst part is, this new ruling includes anyone and everyone simply accused of a crime. No conviction or evidence necessary. It's one thing to thoroughly search known felons and the like, but this extends far beyond that. According to this, any cop can pull you over at any time and say "I think you were speeding, now let me see your tits."

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    2. Re:Not part of the punishment. by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      It's not a new rule. It's an existing practice that the Supreme Court ruled on.

    3. Re:Not part of the punishment. by ClayDowling · · Score: 1

      Drugs in jail aren't a problem? Weapons in jail aren't a problem? Not sure where you live. I come from Flint and Detroit. It's an issue. Not some obscure human rights debate, but a problem the jails have to deal with here on the ground.

    4. Re:Not part of the punishment. by jxander · · Score: 1

      You missed the crux of the issue. Searching known gang members or convicted murders is one thing. Makes sense. That's been going on just fine WITHOUT this ruling

      What we've just agreed to is strip searching anyone, anytime, for any reason. That is absurd. From TFA:

      strip searches have been inflicted upon citizens collared for driving with a noisy muffler or a busted headlight, failing to use a turn signal, riding a bicycle without an audible bell – even for violating a dog-leash law.

      [Justice Stephen] Breyer also wrote of "a nun, a Sister of Divine Providence for 50 years, who was arrested for trespassing during an antiwar demonstration," who was strip-searched.

      Read that carefully. She has been a nun for 50 years. I'm not terribly familiar with the age requirements for joining the sisterhood, but this is quite possibly a SENIOR FRAEKING CITIZEN who was just attending an anti-war rally. The others aren't a whole lot better. Have you checked your headlights recently? If a bulb is burned out, you might be sent to jail and stripped down. And the guy who brought this whole issue to light, Albert Florence: He was arrested for an unpaid parking ticket (which we later found out WAS paid) but he was still detained for a week and stripped down twice... over a parking ticket. If that doesn't make you go "WTF," you're living in the wrong country.

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    5. Re:Not part of the punishment. by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Just because bad things are known to happen in the gladiator pit does not magically excuse you when bad things predictably happen to a person who should not have been put there in the first place.

    6. Re:Not part of the punishment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correctional officers, like the government, hate competition in the distribution of drugs.

    7. Re:Not part of the punishment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't it be even easier for the guards to bring in the contraband? Surely they are being strip searched as well then?

    8. Re:Not part of the punishment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guards are a vast source of contraband getting into the prisons. There are those that would scoff at that suggestion, but everyone knows someone at there work that takes it a little too easy, cuts corners, etc. Why should guards be different, especially underpaid ones in private prisons. When are they going to be "searched" (twice daily finger rapes, coming & going) and who would do the searching that could be trusted?

    9. Re:Not part of the punishment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your argument presumes that the arrestee knows in advance he's about robe arrested and has stuffed a balloon full of powder or shiv up his ass. Not a very likely scenario for which to humiliate thousands of people.

    10. Re:Not part of the punishment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is moot if they aren't strip searching the staff too. How hard do you think it is for a guard to bring contraband in?

  30. Obama Oxymoron: Unreasonable Search and Seizure by paulsnx2 · · Score: 1

    Pan from behind the President addressing Congress, the Supreme Court, and the Press.

    All standing and cheering

    It is a sad day.

    1. Re:Obama Oxymoron: Unreasonable Search and Seizure by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      This is how democracy dies ...

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  31. And in related news... by tekrat · · Score: 1

    Every outstanding traffic ticket in America has just been paid!

    (For those that don't get this joke, RTFA!)

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    1. Re:And in related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every outstanding traffic ticket in America has just been paid!

      And the funny thing is, even paying the fine (and a receipt *proving* it was paid) won't help.

      I guess if you're going to get strip-searched whether or not you pay the fine, why pay it?

    2. Re:And in related news... by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      And hopefully the warrants for those unpaid tickets are properly cleared up....

      Yes, now we have to rely on the system to do it's job to avoid being strip searched.

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    3. Re:And in related news... by JigJag · · Score: 1

      Call to the MODS: This is funny, rate accordingly!

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  32. Re:This seems reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    You've never been caught for it as either a foreigner or out of stater.

    I'm Canadian. The officer gave me an option of paying up front or going to jail and wait for a judge if I wanted to contest the ticket. All because there's no agreement between their state and Ontario so if he let me go I could simply not pay the fine and that's that.

  33. Re:This seems reasonable by blueg3 · · Score: 1

    Where does the article talk about prison?

    It's in both the summary and the article. Try searching for jail or prison.

    This ruling is actually upholding existing practice -- if you're admitted in to a jail or prison (as a prisoner), you can be strip searched.

  34. Remember this on election day by assertation · · Score: 3, Informative

    There is no fast way to fix the Supreme court. The "justices" are nominated by the president and confirmed by Congress/Senate. The only way to fix the supreme court is to consistently vote and vote "not Republican". The Republican will never place anyone on the Supreme court who isn't predisposed to supporting Big Business, Big Brother and Big Religion.

    1. Re:Remember this on election day by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      There is no fast way to fix the Supreme court.

      Here's the only way it can happen:
      1. Senate ends up with no more than 40 Republicans. This is vital, because with at least 40 Republicans they can simply filibuster absolutely everything (which is been more-or-less exactly what they've been doing).
      2. Obama is re-elected. (I don't like a lot of his policies, but he at least might put a stop to the travesty that is the current Supreme Court)
      3. One of these justices drops dead: Scalia, Thomas, or Kennedy. (They will not resign while a Democrat is president)

      The thing is, Scalia, Thomas, Kennedy, Roberts, and Alito all know this.

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    2. Re:Remember this on election day by assertation · · Score: 2

      Scalia is 76 and quite portly
      Kennedy is 76
      Thomas is 64
      Alito is 62
      Roberts is 56

    3. Re:Remember this on election day by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      The only way to fix the supreme court is..

      ..to overrule them by passing amendments.

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    4. Re:Remember this on election day by assertation · · Score: 1

      Constitutional amendments are a whole lot less likely to happen than justices dying off and being replaced by new justices who vote for Americans instead of voting Republican.

    5. Re:Remember this on election day by Nimey · · Score: 1

      I'd agree with you if it were not for Kelo v. New London.

      As it is, at least the liberal justices aren't as bad.

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    6. Re:Remember this on election day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'll change very fast if/when a grandchild of a supreme court justice gets this treatment.

    7. Re:Remember this on election day by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      That is just ignorant. The facts are the actually record of Supreme court justices don't have much correspondence with the political leanings of those who appointed them.

      Its also true that conservative / liberal as those terms pertain to Justices don't match up well with what happens on the Hill or at the White House.

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    8. Re:Remember this on election day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well there's a fast way to fix it, but it's not moral or legal.

  35. I say as a form of protest... by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

    ...we just strip whenever we get pulled over or detained for questioning. Even if it has no effect on the law, it'll be worth it to see the expressions on their face.

    1. Re:I say as a form of protest... by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Do it. I will love to see the look on your face when you are then taken to jail and charged with indecent exposure or some equivalent charge.

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    2. Re:I say as a form of protest... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      And strip searched once you get to the jail.

    3. Re:I say as a form of protest... by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

      Dave, meet humor and sarcasm; sarcasm and humor, meet Dave. So suprised you've been here so long and never been introduced formally.

    4. Re:I say as a form of protest... by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

      ...which, of course, will be easier for everyone since I'm already naked.

  36. Re:This seems reasonable by quickgold192 · · Score: 1

    If a law's "allowable," you can bet 100 to 1 odds that Virginia's going to adopt it.

  37. 4th amendment by shentino · · Score: 2

    This is just a blank check for cops to arrest people and use this ruling as a back door to do an end run around the 4th amendment by letting the jail do the search for them.

    Before:

    1. Cop gets warrant
    2. Search happens
    3. Contraband found
    4. Cop makes arrest

    Now:

    1. Cop makes bullshit arrest
    2. Prison does a strip search
    3. Contraband found
    4. Subject gets busted for contraband

    So if the cops want to search you, now all they have to do is just slap the cuffs on you and boot you behind bars and let the prison filter out as contraband whatever it is they didn't want to get a warrant for out on the streets.

    1. Re:4th amendment by Phrogman · · Score: 1

      And if there is no contraband to be found up your butt - well they can just use the contraband they found up someone else's butt and say it was yours. How are you going to prove otherwise? Do they record all the strip searches? I highly doubt it - and imagine the furor when those got on the 'net if they did.
      I understand the desire to keep contraband out of the prisons and jails. I understand the issues of safety with regards to the personnel working there and even to the other inmates if someone gets weapons inside a prison etc. However, this seems far too broad a permission to hand out to LEOs, its absolutely guaranteed to be abused.

      Sadly I am sure Canada will quickly enact the same legislation given that our PM seems to absolutely worship the Republican Party/Big Business...

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    2. Re:4th amendment by blueg3 · · Score: 2

      Unless you're hiding contraband somewhere that would only be revealed by a strip search, this was already possible and much easier. There are quite a few circumstances under which an officer can search you.

    3. Re:4th amendment by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      I was going to mod this thread but I had to respond. This is already done, and it's disgusting as an American to have to put up with this. My dad was pulled over for talking on the cell phone. I was sitting next to him and no one in the car had a cell phone out. He wasn't even using GPS or any other device that could have been confused for a cell phone, nor was anyone else. The cop pulled us over and started looking into the car with a flashlight (IN DAYTIME LOL) and checked the registration stickers and the like. He started harassing my dad about not having his driver's license on him (the DMV said they mailed it to him but it didn't come in--twice!). He asked for my ID, and I handed him my state bar ID and a business card that said I was a lawyer. The cop went back to his car for a minute, then came back, returned my ID, and said we were free to go.

      What if I weren't on the car? My dad is terrified of authority because of his youth in a totalitarian country. He would have been arrested and god knows what else.

      In this Supreme Court case, the guy was arrested because his wife was pulled over and a search revealed that he had an unpaid fine and resulting arrest warrant. Turned out the fine was already paid but due to a clerical error, it wasn't recorded properly. So when Republicans say "don't worry about this if you don't do evil things that get you arrested," I just want to yell BULLSHIT. You can get arrested for anything nowadays except for shooting unarmed black youths.

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    4. Re:4th amendment by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      There are quite a few circumstances under which an officer can search you.

      Yes, and IMHO, the Supreme Court has badly let down the citizens of the USA by allowing BS reasons for searches. I really odn't believe that the framers of the constitution intended that the police could stop someone in the street and search them just because of the policeman's "safety".

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    5. Re:4th amendment by GmExtremacy · · Score: 1

      except for shooting unarmed black youths.

      Huh?

    6. Re:4th amendment by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 0

      He would have been arrested and god knows what else.

      False assumption.

      And, I call bullshit on you being a lawyer, thus I call bullshit on your story.

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    7. Re:4th amendment by swillden · · Score: 1

      Unless the cop can show probable cause for the arrest, you should be able to get the evidence thrown out as the result of an illegal search.

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  38. Re:This seems reasonable by DrgnDancer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Not convicted, arrested. First, the bar is *a lot* lower to arrest someone than to convict them. Innocent people get arrested all the time. This also not only for prison, it's for jail. Jail is "I got drunk and maybe a little stupid so they tossed me in here overnight", jail is "I went to this protest, and the cops decided to take a few of us in", jail is "They don't even have enough to charge me, but they can hold me here for 24 hours". A significant percentage of people who go to jails in a large city never even get *charged* with anything, let alone convicted. I know guys who've spent a night or two in jail here or there who have security clearances. Given the number of years I lived in New Orleans, and the number of mildly stupid things I've done int eh French Quarter after a long nigh, I count myself pretty lucky not to spent a night or two there myself.

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  39. Why is the parent modded offtopic? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    The tone for most of it reads as more than just a tad sarcastic, but I can't see how that would make it offtopic. It actually seems pretty square on topic to me (more so than this comment, in fact).

  40. Re:This seems reasonable by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    Where does the article talk about prison?

    The bit that says:

    "Every detainee who will be admitted to the general [jail or prison] population may be required to undergo a close visual inspection while undressed," wrote Justice Anthony Kennedy

    But I guess that would require reading more than one sentence into the article. Then again it's in TFS.

    Where does the article talk about 'convicted'?

    It doesn't since that as made up by the poster.

    Group strip searches are clearly just an excuse to degrade and humiliate people. Strip searching those who are already inmates without some justifiable cause doesn't seem to have any justification other than degrading and humiliating people. But strip searching someone as they join a prison or jail inmate population doesn't seem that strange to me (and yes there will be plenty of innocent people in jail) there's a lot of contraband people want to get in after all.

  41. Penn State's "kids for money" program... by tekrat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What about Juvenile Detention facilities?

    PA had an issue where the detention facility was paying a judge to convict kids because the facility charged the state per kid, so, more kids == more profit.

    In NYC alone in 2011, we had 50,000 arrested for smoking a joint, and every one of those arrests is a potential strip search.

    There's an abuse of power already in progress, and we just gave them the ability to strip us literally, as well as strip us of our rights. 4th Amendment, anyone?

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  42. Re:This seems reasonable by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    america has become a land of SEX PERVERTS.

    let me correct that, if you are in a position of 'authority', your next role is to fight to have the right to strip search people and humiliate them.

    yes, its about humiliation and not torture. a 'graceful' way to scare people into submission without all the bad aftertaste (so to speak).

    tsa fondles and gropes passengers and now we give the sociopaths in blue the ability to scare you into submission by threat of this new tactic.

    I guess spraying and volting you was not enough to control the population; we needed MORE tools to subdue the populace?

    it sure does seem that this has a bit of the 'occupy' people in mind. lets scare the protesters so much that they'll think twice about showing their dissatisfaction at public gatherings.

    piece by piece, we disassemble the laws and cultural norms that made this country GREAT. a once great nation, falling, before our very eyes. this is not hyperbole, either; its not even a slow cook of the frog. we're throwing the frog into boiling water and no one seems to really object but the powerless 'citizens'. and our voice has no representation anymore. the surpremes work for someone else, now, it appears ;(

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  43. May all 9 Justices be arrested.... by realsilly · · Score: 2

    .... and be subject to a full cavity search. I can seen then how quickly they would reverse that decision.

    It's indecent and disgusting. I understand their reasoning, but when it's and all or nothing decision, and not one of common sense, it's simply wrong.

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  44. Re:This seems reasonable by will_die · · Score: 1

    It does not say when arrested it specifies that when you are arrested and put into general population, they are allowed to search for the safty of the guards and other inmates.
    Being arrested does not allow them to search you right on the street like you are saying.

  45. Only applies when locked up in general pop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Every detainee who will be admitted to the general [jail or prison] population may be required to undergo a close visual inspection while undressed,'

    It doesn't matter what the person did, the rules are the same.

    It only applies when somebody is being put into a general prison population. The prisons have to ensure the safety of everybody, the prisoner, the guards and other prisoners. The ruling affirmed that they should all undergo the same procedures as everybody else. Granting exceptions leads to a gray area where prisoners could be caught with contraband and claim the officers had no suspicion and thus no grounds to search them in the first place. Its also for prisoner safety since the inspection procedures are to note any tattoos, markings or health concerns before you put somebody into an enclosed area with other people. The other concern was that guards at a prison may see hundred of prisoners coming through, they won't know who has exceptions and who doesn't.

    It still has to be part of an established procedure, people can't do it to target specific people or to get their jollies off. That established procedure could still be challenged in court if it goes too far.

  46. Re:This seems reasonable by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    If you allowed anyone to go into prison without careful screening, it would be no time at all before people would be getting themselves arrested for petty offenses simply to act as mules bringing weapons and banned goods into the prison - something that is already an issue but it would explode.

    The guards already do that; how do you think all the drugs in prisons get there in the first place?

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  47. Re:This seems reasonable by shentino · · Score: 1

    Not to mention a shortcut around the 4th amendment.

    If all they have to do to get you searched is arrest you and send you to jail then they practically speaking don't really need a search warrant.

  48. 4Chan's new co-ed strip search pictures by tekrat · · Score: 1

    I predict a lot of lovely young ladies will be strip searched, and those rooms with the mirror/window... well, guys will be lining up with their cameras.

    Those photos will make their way to the internet, and 4Chan will have a field day.

    And the crimes those ladies are convicted of? Underage drinking, smoking pot, and anything else the creepy cop can think of before he "detains" that lovely young lady.

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  49. I left and it's easy to do by acidfast7 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I left the US to work in Europe because I was very tired of the crappy politics, lack of a social system and erosion of personal rights. This story is perfect example. In certain countries (e.g. Denmark) you don't even need employment for a resident permit. All one needs is 100 points on the new system shown here:

    http://www.nyidanmark.dk/en-us/coming_to_dk/work/greencard-scheme/greencard-scheme.htm

    A PhD from a reasonable university gives 95 points. Speaking English is worth 20 points. Being under 35 helps as well. As does being in a technical field (e.g. IT).

    It's not so hard to leave, so quit calling bullshit on those that have/plan to.

    1. Re:I left and it's easy to do by xaxa · · Score: 1

      How easy was it to find work in Denmark without speaking Danish?

      I'm seriously considering moving elsewhere in Europe. There's no legal obstacles for me, I'm British, so the only question is how easy it is to find a job.

      (However, I do quite like the job & friends I have here at the moment.)

    2. Re:I left and it's easy to do by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Funny how it says "if you don't have the equivalent of a danish bachelors degree, you won't have enough points"

      Yea, so easy for everyone!

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    3. Re:I left and it's easy to do by acidfast7 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm not in Denmark.

      I moved to Stockholm originally and if you're in a technical field, you could get a job without Swedish. Surprisingly (or maybe not) most technical terms are in English. In addition, any Swede in a reasonable sized area is fluent in English. However, you'd have to bring something to the table that would make you interesting. Also, there were several work places that I knew of that functioned solely in English (multinational corps ... AstraZeneca for example.)

      Copenhagen should be similar and this points system looks quite easy compared to the standard visa system for an American. You do need to meet the financial requirements though, which looks to be about 1000€ in savings/month duration of the initial permit.

      I'm now in Germany and while English is very wide-spread, the willingness to employ it is much lower, therefore basic German is necessary, but can be picked-up in 6 months or so. Conversely, native English speakers have high value here (I know a few that just got hired as technical writers (with PhD).

    4. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not so hard to leave, so quit calling bullshit on those that have/plan to.

      It's not that they CAN'T leave but that in 99.9% of cases, they WON'T. It just talking tough.

    5. Re:I left and it's easy to do by acidfast7 · · Score: 1

      The majority of Americans have "some college experience."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Educational_attainment_in_the_United_States

      56% have "some college." 30% have a BS or equivalent. (Roughly 60% finish). If you're passionate about moving, you'll find a way to finish.

    6. Re:I left and it's easy to do by doston · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      How easy was it to find work in Denmark without speaking Danish?

      I'm seriously considering moving elsewhere in Europe. There's no legal obstacles for me, I'm British, so the only question is how easy it is to find a job.

      (However, I do quite like the job & friends I have here at the moment.)

      From what I've been reading lately, we're a lot more likely to encouter fascism in Europe than the US. Hungary is on the verge of enacting a completely fascist constitution. http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/europe/120329/eu-takes-on-extremism-can-it-win-echoes-hitler-pt-4 EU is having to battle fascist uprisings left and right. Some would argue the EU itself has fascist leanings, especially in light of its entirely unelected leadership. Do a lot of reading before you decide...that's pretty much what I'm doing. All those austerity measures being pressed is just business and government screwing the people there. The people are entirely against most of what's happening all over EU. So we move from here and have a real, more mature battle there. Might be better to just stay here and try to change things on the inside. Plus, what if all the thinking people do leave the US and it does become ultra right wing fascist? Then we've got the most powerful army in the world going (more) nuts all over. The current reality all over the world isn't real pretty. The only place to go is maybe someplace that doesn't matter and has few people.

    7. Re:I left and it's easy to do by acidfast7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How easy was it to find work in Denmark without speaking Danish?

      I'm seriously considering moving elsewhere in Europe. There's no legal obstacles for me, I'm British, so the only question is how easy it is to find a job.

      (However, I do quite like the job & friends I have here at the moment.)

      From what I've been reading lately, we're a lot more likely to encouter fascism in Europe than the US. Hungary is on the verge of enacting a completely fascist constitution. http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/europe/120329/eu-takes-on-extremism-can-it-win-echoes-hitler-pt-4 EU is having to battle fascist uprisings left and right. Some would argue the EU itself has fascist leanings, especially in light of its entirely unelected leadership. Do a lot of reading before you decide...that's pretty much what I'm doing. All those austerity measures being pressed is just business and government screwing the people there. The people are entirely against most of what's happening all over EU. So we move from here and have a real, more mature battle there. Might be better to just stay here and try to change things on the inside. Plus, what if all the thinking people do leave the US and it does become ultra right wing fascist? Then we've got the most powerful army in the world going (more) nuts all over. The current reality all over the world isn't real pretty. The only place to go is maybe someplace that doesn't matter and has few people.

      The EU is having to battle fascist uprisings left and right?!?!?!?

      Since when? You must be reading an American-centric paper, HQ'd in the US and written in English.

      That article is laughable and sensationalist, at best. 7%, oh no!

    8. Re:I left and it's easy to do by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that everyone who does not hold a degree is a waste of resources?

      Sure, the ones who can't even hold a job down at McDonalds might be, but myself and plenty of people I know are not.

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    9. Re:I left and it's easy to do by doston · · Score: 0

      How easy was it to find work in Denmark without speaking Danish?

      I'm seriously considering moving elsewhere in Europe. There's no legal obstacles for me, I'm British, so the only question is how easy it is to find a job.

      (However, I do quite like the job & friends I have here at the moment.)

      From what I've been reading lately, we're a lot more likely to encouter fascism in Europe than the US. Hungary is on the verge of enacting a completely fascist constitution. http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/europe/120329/eu-takes-on-extremism-can-it-win-echoes-hitler-pt-4 EU is having to battle fascist uprisings left and right. Some would argue the EU itself has fascist leanings, especially in light of its entirely unelected leadership. Do a lot of reading before you decide...that's pretty much what I'm doing. All those austerity measures being pressed is just business and government screwing the people there. The people are entirely against most of what's happening all over EU. So we move from here and have a real, more mature battle there. Might be better to just stay here and try to change things on the inside. Plus, what if all the thinking people do leave the US and it does become ultra right wing fascist? Then we've got the most powerful army in the world going (more) nuts all over. The current reality all over the world isn't real pretty. The only place to go is maybe someplace that doesn't matter and has few people.

      The EU is having to battle fascist uprisings left and right?!?!?!?

      Since when? You must be reading an American-centric paper, HQ'd in the US and written in English.

      That article is laughable and sensationalist, at best. 7%, oh no!

      And I forgot to even mention the islamofascism you're all having to deal with. Far more risks in the EU.

    10. Re:I left and it's easy to do by acidfast7 · · Score: 1

      You sound like the kind of person who spends too much time reading and worrying about "life" rather than enjoying it.

      In fact, I'd better watch out for the 7% of Italian fascists when I'm on holiday next week enjoying some Campari in the Italian sun! (yeah, I get 30+ days vacation/year + 10 state days ... just like everyone else).

    11. Re:I left and it's easy to do by acidfast7 · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that everyone who does not hold a degree is a waste of resources?

      Sure, the ones who can't even hold a job down at McDonalds might be, but myself and plenty of people I know are not.

      Interesting "putting words in my mouth" technique. Where did I say anyone was a "waste of resources?" Seems like you have an inferiority complex.

    12. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      How easy was it to find work in Denmark without speaking Danish?

      In technical or research fields; pretty easy.
      In non-technical fields, pretty hard.

      I know many non-danish people here that has moved here to work in IT and found a job easy. I also know a lot of non-danish women who moved here because their husband lives or moved here, and many of them have had a hard time finding a job.

    13. Re:I left and it's easy to do by GNious · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: I'm a Dane, who now lives in Belgium...

      No idea about how easy it is or isn't to find a job in general, but for any technical job in DK, you'd likely be disqualified if you do not have a good command of the English language. in some few areas knowledge of German will help, and for specialty jobs, various other languages will help.

      As for Danish, nah - I regularly have to use English when at hotels and restaurants in Copenhagen (I don't speak Swedish, and the waitresses don't speak Danish). In tech-jobs, it is even less of a requirement, at least in international companies.
      An example:
      Out CPH office was 1/3 natives at one point, with several employees having Danish as their 2nd or 3rd language. Meetings were/are held in English, and the boss doesn't speak a single word of Danish.

    14. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know why you Europeans think nobody gets vacations over in the US. I am a state worker and I get 12 official paid holiday days, and since I have been working here 12 years, I also receive about 4 weeks a year in vacation and sick time. So by my count, I get two more days off than you do. Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back. Oh, the difference is i can actually take the money equivalent for the vacation if i want. Can you do the same?

    15. Re:I left and it's easy to do by doston · · Score: 0

      The majority of Americans have "some college experience."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Educational_attainment_in_the_United_States

      56% have "some college." 30% have a BS or equivalent. (Roughly 60% finish). If you're passionate about moving, you'll find a way to finish.

      "Passionate about moving"? You'd have to be stupid to move to EU for any of the reasons being thrown around on here. First off, these Americans are going nuts over one supreme court ruling that allows a strip search of people who have always had limited civil rights anyway (inmates) and a few other not inconsequential rulings. I get it...things aren't great here in the US, but let's sum this up. If in America we had a supranational organization, like the EU, full of unelected officials, forcing the US, Canada, Mexico and South America to conform to its rules, colluding with business to force us to give up our social services (alright we basically have none in the US, but nobody in the EU will have any shortly)...austerity measures ring a bell? All these social services ...... the thing Americans think they're going to run to the EU to get won't be there eventually, then had a bunch of the countries on the verge of fascism (Hungary's new fascist constitution ring a bell?). Then had tons of islamofascists breeding like rabbits and taking over France, Germany and Britain....Uh, I'd say you have a lot more to worry about in your precious EU than Americans have to worry about. If I planned to run from America, EU would NOT be the place I'd choose. That would be like running from a small kitchen grease fire straight into an uncontained forest fire. You can pretend Europe has no problems and its all American propaganda, and if you want to argue, I can post link after link from European newspapers. The people in Europe have no more control over what's going on than Americans do, so don't pretend things are so superior over there. If anything, it's A LOT worse and higher risk with a lot more complications. All these morons in America have to do is stop watching the corporate news, organize and change a few bad laws.

    16. Re:I left and it's easy to do by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Ah, so you're the AC eh?

      Unless slashdot screwed up the threading and you think I was replying to you when I was not. I'm replying to this which should be self explanatory.

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    17. Re:I left and it's easy to do by acidfast7 · · Score: 1

      Until you've lived in both places for an extended period, it's all hearsay, on your end.

    18. Re:I left and it's easy to do by acidfast7 · · Score: 1

      Nah, the threading is messed up on my end :( To close to a holiday to use /. correctly :(

    19. Re:I left and it's easy to do by ThreeKelvin · · Score: 1

      That is a consequence of the Danish education system. Education is free in Denmark, and in addition students automatically receive a stipend large enough to support them through the education. This results in danes having quite high levels of education. For example, commonly an ordinary programmer holds a master's degree. Because of this, it can be quite hard for people without at least the equivalent of a bachelors degree to get a job.

    20. Re:I left and it's easy to do by mrsquid0 · · Score: 1

      > How easy was it to find work in Denmark without speaking Danish?

      I lived in Denmark for a few years in the late 1990s and my experience is that it depended a lot on what type of work one is looking for. The more technical your skills are the easier it will be to find work without being fluent in Danish. In fact, some workplaces even used English as much as Danish. However, if you want something like a blue collar job then you will need to learn the language. Regardless of where you work you will need to learn enough Danish to carry on a conversation as soon as possible. Most Danes under the age of about 50 are fluent in English, but speaking the language is the key to being accepted into Danish society.

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    21. Re:I left and it's easy to do by sandytaru · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you read the actual case that caused this, it wasn't an inmate who was strip searched, it was someone who was mistakenly arrested for failure to pay a fine that he'd already paid and had PROOF that he paid. He was detained illegally for 6 days because no one believed his perfectly valid receipt, and during that time he was strip searched not once, but twice. To me, it smacks of totally ignoring "innocent until proven guilty" in favor of "we know you're innocent of the crime we arrested you for so we're going to try to find something else you're guilty of instead."

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    22. Re:I left and it's easy to do by sandytaru · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Leaving the country is scary. Most of us who are considering it are doing so even loving the America that we grew up in. It isn't difficulty that stops us, it's fear.

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    23. Re:I left and it's easy to do by cluedweasel · · Score: 2

      Legally there is no right to vacation days for U.S. workers. The key here is that you work for your state. My current employer offers no vacation days and just Labor day, Memorial day, 4th July, Thanksgiving and Christmas as holidays. That's it. 5 days a year and they're pretty typical for this area. Of course, the city, state and federal employees get everything off in sight. Also, to answer your other question, back in the UK I could "cash in" 15 days of my 30 day vacation allowance. Those 30 days were in addition to 9 days of statutory holidays.

    24. Re:I left and it's easy to do by doston · · Score: 1

      If you read the actual case that caused this, it wasn't an inmate who was strip searched, it was someone who was mistakenly arrested for failure to pay a fine that he'd already paid and had PROOF that he paid. He was detained illegally for 6 days because no one believed his perfectly valid receipt, and during that time he was strip searched not once, but twice. To me, it smacks of totally ignoring "innocent until proven guilty" in favor of "we know you're innocent of the crime we arrested you for so we're going to try to find something else you're guilty of instead."

      Yup it's bad and the same things happen in the EU.

    25. Re:I left and it's easy to do by doston · · Score: 0

      If you read the actual case that caused this, it wasn't an inmate who was strip searched, it was someone who was mistakenly arrested for failure to pay a fine that he'd already paid and had PROOF that he paid. He was detained illegally for 6 days because no one believed his perfectly valid receipt, and during that time he was strip searched not once, but twice. To me, it smacks of totally ignoring "innocent until proven guilty" in favor of "we know you're innocent of the crime we arrested you for so we're going to try to find something else you're guilty of instead."

      Read my post. I said it's bad and other "not inconseqential things". The point is, at least here you can do something about it. You can organize (even though we hardly ever do), you can call your congressman (again, hardly ever happens). What are you going to do in the EU? Stop islamofascists breeding? Stop Hungary from passing a fascist constitution? OOPS! Already passed! Stop the EU from forming to take over your country's soverignity? OOPS! Too late! The point was, yeah, it's bad here, but it's as bad or worse (farther along) there. You don't move from a bad thing to a worse thing. I didn't say I like anything that's going on in the US, but it's not as bad as what's going on in the EU (to anybody who's paying any attention whatsoever).

    26. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey you've just been ousted as a shill.

    27. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I get 45 points on the education score and I still only hit 100 points - and next year, that would drop to 90.

      So you're right, far from easy.

      (of course, I can just head over and live there as an EU citizen should I choose, and frankly it's tempting because Denmark's lovely and the people there are fantastic. But many places seem better when you don't live there full time..)

    28. Re:I left and it's easy to do by aztektum · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The America you grew up in is the same as the one you live in now:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pullman_Strike
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968_Democratic_National_Convention
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_State_shootings

      Among others... I'd appreciate it if we stopped romanticizing our history and recognize that the US has pretty much always relied on force to get what they want (including going to war to get away from the crown).

      That is the reality of American history: Shoot our way into getting what we want.

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    29. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Islamofascists on every street corner here. Eh, wait, that's just the guy I buy my groceries from, and the guy I buy the occasional DÃner from. They even sell beer. And a cheap-ass barber, who is a pretty funny guy. Most of us don't shit ourselves if we see a Turkish, Levantine or Arabic looking face, you know.

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    30. Re:I left and it's easy to do by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      (yeah, I get 30+ days vacation/year + 10 state days ... just like everyone else).

      While anyone would love to have that much vacation time a year....I gotta ask, with that much, how do you get anything done???

      Do you have to space it out during the year or just can you take off 30+ days in a row?

      I don't see how you could do the latter...and maintain a business....?

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    31. Re:I left and it's easy to do by doston · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Islamofascists on every street corner here. Eh, wait, that's just the guy I buy my groceries from, and the guy I buy the occasional DÃner from. They even sell beer. And a cheap-ass barber, who is a pretty funny guy. Most of us don't shit ourselves if we see a Turkish, Levantine or Arabic looking face, you know.

      Yeah, but you racists won't let Turkey in the EU, right?

    32. Re:I left and it's easy to do by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Legally there is no right to vacation days for U.S. workers. The key here is that you work for your state. My current employer offers no vacation days and just Labor day, Memorial day, 4th July, Thanksgiving and Christmas as holidays. That's it. 5 days a year and they're pretty typical for this area

      Seriously? Where do you work? What industry?

      I've never heard of ANYONE with a 'real job', getting such little time off....

      I mean, sure if you're flipping burgers...that might be about right, but not for someone working a real, grown up job......standard is major holidays, plus 2 weeks to start with minimum, plus some sick days.

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    33. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Turkey gets in as soon as it fulfills the criteria everyone else has to fulfill. In particular, they will have to accept the sovereignty of Cyprus, which is already EU member. Can't really take someone into the club who won't agree upon the legitimacy of a doubtlessly legitimate other club member. Apart from that there is a certain lack of human rights in Turkey, which has to change before the accession talks proceed any further. The same criteria apply for every other aspiring member, so there is hardly any racism involved. I'd be careful to throw around accusations of racisms when using words like "islamofascism" myself...

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    34. Re:I left and it's easy to do by PerfectionLost · · Score: 1

      Because getting a PHD is easy right? Because having $15k (a prerequisite to counting your points) is easy. After you have racked up a PHD educations worth of debt.

      I consider myself a valuable citizen, with plenty of education and tons of job experience in one of their 'valuable jobs' and I would not get 100 points on that scale.

    35. Re:I left and it's easy to do by olau · · Score: 1

      Native Dane here - everyone has to learn English, from a very early grade these years even, but most people don't get to practice it much and may be slightly uncomfortable having to have a discussion in English. If you get a technical job you should be okay from the beginning, but learning to understand Danish is probably a really good idea. I'm not so sure about speaking it though, I think most people actually prefer to listen to fluent English rather than half-baked Danish. :)

    36. Re:I left and it's easy to do by doston · · Score: 1

      Turkey gets in as soon as it fulfills the criteria everyone else has to fulfill. In particular, they will have to accept the sovereignty of Cyprus, which is already EU member. Can't really take someone into the club who won't agree upon the legitimacy of a doubtlessly legitimate other club member. Apart from that there is a certain lack of human rights in Turkey, which has to change before the accession talks proceed any further. The same criteria apply for every other aspiring member, so there is hardly any racism involved. I'd be careful to throw around accusations of racisms when using words like "islamofascism" myself...

      http://www.jpost.com/MiddleEast/Article.aspx?id=190958

    37. Re:I left and it's easy to do by VirginMary · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Wow, are you uninformed! I work in Germany, for a corporation, and I also get 12 paid holidays, but unlike you I don't merely get a measly 4 weeks per year of paid vacation. I get 6, and from the first year I started working with at my company. I lived in the US for many years and so I know that hardly anyone who doesn't work for the government gets 4 weeks like you do. Here 6 weeks is quite common. I always pointed out a German saying to my American friends: "I don't live to work, I work to live." What's the point of making all that money if I have no time to enjoy it? I work to support housing, food, clothing etc. like everyone else, but beyond that I work so that I can support my hobbies and to spend time off with friends and family. American culture struck me as ass-backwards in that respect. People spending long hours at work. What's the point of life if that's how you have to live? Now, if you're close to starving I can understand doing that, but only if those hours are actually being paid, but otherwise I can't relate to that kind of mindset at all.

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    38. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      You need to learn discerning rhetorics from actual political action. Sure, our local conservatards love to spout undoubtedly racist crap about "the christian values and fundaments" of the EU, but still, the accession process runs quite separately from their frothing bullshit. No doubt there is racism here - show me any one society without. It is not institutionalized to the point of majorly influencing political decisions, though. Also, Chomsky? The guy manages to piss me off about half of the time, and I am a couple of lightyears left from centre....

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    39. Re:I left and it's easy to do by olau · · Score: 1

      Funny how it says "if you don't have the equivalent of a danish bachelors degree, you won't have enough points"

      There's one thing you need to understand before moving to Denmark. Most people who go to the university here go there with the intention of ending up with a Master's degree (5 years) and do so. So if you're trying to compete on educational level, bachelor is not going to cut it. If I were to hire a Dane with a bachelor degree only, I wouldn't be happy to hear that the person wasn't aiming for higher - everything else being equal it would hint at a below-average ambition level.

      Education is serious business in Denmark, it's free for all natives, we even pay people a modest allowance each month while they study.

    40. Re:I left and it's easy to do by doston · · Score: 2

      You need to learn discerning rhetorics from actual political action. Sure, our local conservatards love to spout undoubtedly racist crap about "the christian values and fundaments" of the EU, but still, the accession process runs quite separately from their frothing bullshit. No doubt there is racism here - show me any one society without. It is not institutionalized to the point of majorly influencing political decisions, though. Also, Chomsky? The guy manages to piss me off about half of the time, and I am a couple of lightyears left from centre....

      Merkel isn't a local conservatard; she's the Chancellor of Germany. If you don't like Chomsky, then we're going to agree on basically nothing. Good day to you. I SAY GOOD DAY!!

    41. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Well, I am German. Yes, Merkel happens to be the chancellor. She also happens to be a spineless piece of shit, like most of our conservatards, who occasionally spouts bullcrap about Christian values to keep the CDU-voting mouthbreathers happy and is, apart from that, busy lining the pockets of their political donors. Business as usual. As for Chomsky, I said he pisses me off half of the time. Most of his social commentary, I tend to agree on. When it gets to international relations, though, he appears more often than not to wear certain ideological blinders. Good day, anyway.

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    42. Re:I left and it's easy to do by bistromath007 · · Score: 1

      If Americans were doing more of that instead of begging the government to take our guns, the nation might stop being a fucked-to-death pile of burning shit.

    43. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      The thing that strikes me as most weird about the US system are "sick days". As if sicknesses had a schedule. If you are sick, you are sick. If the doctors order you home, you stay home. We have a limit on how long the employer has to pay before your insurance steps in, but you typically don't count that separately - it really only kicks in if you get seriously ill with a capital S and I. Regarding vacations, apart from the 12 or something major holidays, you typically start with 20-something days of paid vacation around here. I got 28 at the moment. Also, unpaid overtime? No way. And, working as a patent engineer in a law firm, I am not even unionized. Leads to employees happily going on a Deathmarch if a Deathmarch is warranted, but usually dropping their stuff at 5 pm. Work gets done, economy doesn't crash... ;)

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    44. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turkey was fully prepared to accept Cypriot sovereignty. But then France and a few other countries stepped in behind the scenes (behind official EU-Turkey dialogue), and "hinted" that there were other reservations regarding Turkey's accession. It was and is widely understood by people who actually follow politics that these reservations were primarily of the ethnographic, religious, and cultural variety.

      There is a major conservative undercurrent throughout Europe, just as in America. In both Europe and America it sits just below the surface, and in both Europe and America it heavily influences domestic and foreign policy. The only difference is that in Europe it's a dirty little secret, whereas in America it's out of the closet.

    45. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Don't disturb the American with the truth. They love their prison, and drawing attention to the bars will only provoke them.

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    46. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also know a lot of non-danish women who moved here because their husband lives or moved here, and many of them have had a hard time finding a job.

      That sounds similar to the situation in Finland as I have understood it. The labour market is quite closed and a returning Finn with a foreign education, even from a really good university and skills in 6 languages might fall unemployed for a long time because of the hiring practices and suspicion against the qualifications. Developing EU educational standards will likely remove this suspicion in other EU countries as well. The medical field is and has been an exception probably everywhere.

    47. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Stargoat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That being said, the Supreme Court ruling specifically said he was still allowed to proceed in court for the wrongful arrest. They did not challenge that part. Granted, the ruling was abysmally poor otherwise.

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    48. Re:I left and it's easy to do by mrsquid0 · · Score: 1

      My experience is that most Danes have very little experience listening to bad Danish, so they have a lot of trouble understanding it and would rather switch to English. However, I also found that in order to have a social life with people outside of the foreigner community I had to learn Danish. It is possible to live in Denmark without understanding Danish, but I would strongly recommend learning it to anyone who moves there. I also found that most Danes were very willing to help me learn, as long as I was making an effort (or buying them beer).

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    49. Re:I left and it's easy to do by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It's definitely a problem in a sense that arrest was clearly wrongful, and I hope he sues the police department and successfully argues that point in a court. He simply shouldn't have been arrested in the first place.

      But for an arrest that is not wrongful, I don't see what's inherently wrong with strip searching. Making an arrest in the first place is usually associated with erratic and likely harmful behavior, so it makes sense to search a person to ensure they don't have concealed weapons and such.

    50. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should definitely shoot some sense into politicians as well, cold.. hard.. steeled.. sense...

    51. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The America you grew up in is the same as the one you live in now

      No, no it's not. Wrong choices made during pressure-packed civil disturbances are significantly different than those made in an ivory-tower courtroom. This is erosion of personal liberties -- the same kind as that war with the crown war was intended to ensure. Civil disturbances are another of those precious personal liberties, but I think everyone can recognize that it's more common to see bad outcomes from those, given the intensity of the situations. And war? Not even close to what's going on in this article.

      That is the reality of American history: Shoot our way into getting what we want.

      Yes and no. Yes, in that it is the reality of American history. No, in that it is the reality of all of human history (well, you know, since projectile weapons were invented). The thing that's supposed to be different about America is that we allegedly have parameters in place to minimize the tyranny of the powerful. Here, it didn't work.

    52. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A strange kind of prison, that people from all over the world are constantly trying to sneak into.

    53. Re:I left and it's easy to do by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I get 31 days paid holiday (30 days when I started, 1 extra for "long service" = 3 years). I also get the standard 8 paid public holidays (Christmas Day, etc, I think there's an extra one this year for the queen).

      The official guidelines are that I should give twice as many days notice as I want to take off (so I can take two days off with four working days notice). The maximum I'm entitled to is two (real) weeks in a row, but if it's OK with my manager I can take the whole lot off at once.

      It's unusual, but one of my colleagues (project manager) took six weeks off last summer. He was flexible about it, and arranged it so he went away after his project had completely finished, when there was a convenient gap with no new work (lots of holidays means no one gets much done in the summer anyway).

      The legal minimum is 28 days, including public holidays, so for me that means I have to use at least 20 of my 31 days, otherwise my employer is breaking the law. (We had a workaholic who had to be reminded of this.)

    54. Re:I left and it's easy to do by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      Making an arrest in the first place is usually associated with erratic and likely harmful behavior

      Where there is smoke there is fire? The 'erratic and harmful' behavior is far more likely to be on the part of the police thugs. Those guys are looking for action. If they can't find someone actually committing a crime anyone will do. Even you. Perhaps one day you will find that out and you'll be lucky if all they do is beat you up and taser you and arrest you on made up charges and then enthusiastically strip search and cavity search you. The unlucky ones end up in the morgue after being accused of some kind of violent crime which only the police themselves were witness to.

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    55. Re:I left and it's easy to do by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Thanks, that's reassuring. Last time I asked someone about this, they said, "Firma GmbH wouldn't employ you, when they can employ a fluent-German person who also speaks good English".

      I've been taking German evening classes for over a year, but it's slow-going with only a couple of hours a week practise. It would be a good start though, if I were to move there.

      As an EU citizen I wouldn't need to meet any financial requirements to move to anywhere in the EU (or EEA). All that's stopping me, really, is that I like the job I have in London, and the next year looks quite promising for developing my technical skills / gaining very useful experience (we're doing lots of new stuff). I certainly wouldn't look for a different job in the UK.

    56. Re:I left and it's easy to do by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Hmm... my preferred paper reported that hardly anyone turned up to the "all Europe" fascist meeting in Copenhagen last week: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/apr/01/english-defence-league-european-summit-aarhus

      Anyway, I was born and live in Europe anyway, and I'm not considering moving to the US.

    57. Re:I left and it's easy to do by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      You misunderstood my comment. Arrests should only be made when the person is engaging or likely to engage in some harmful activity. If an arrest is made in other circumstances, that's where the wrong was done. Not when they strip searched whoever's arrested.

      I mean, seriously - you're arguing that throwing a person in a jail in the first place was alright, but them being strip searched is when it crossed the line? What I'm saying is that it has crossed the line long before that, and if things were done right, a strip search is not an unreasonable demand for an arrestee.

    58. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "innocent until proven guilty"

      You meant "innocent unless proven guilty", although with all the new rules that pop up in the US, it's just a matter of time before it does become 'until'.

    59. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      As the kitchen staff.

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    60. Re:I left and it's easy to do by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      I write to my Congressmen pretty frequently. Unfortunately, my two Senators and my local representative are all typical examples of the very worst the Republican party has to offer, and their answers are clearly written by interns and are standard talking points without any indication they actually read my letter and are addressing my concerns honestly.

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    61. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many hours per week do you work on average? And how many days per week do you work?

    62. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you are uninformed! I only get 3 weeks :-(

    63. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Aryden · · Score: 1

      well, knowing 11 languages including Swedish and Icelandic, speaking 4 fluently, 12 years in IT, stacks of certifications, I still don't qualify because I do not have a bachelor's. Awesome.

    64. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah that system seems more reasonable, so you need a Phd (or I'm guessing some type of college degree), to be under 35, and if you speak english. Of course there's more criteria or options to get 100 points, would be surprised if those were limited to a handful.

      I agree with the complete lack of any respect for rights and whats even more funny about these laws, they are being passed or forced by "conservatives" you have to laugh out loud when it comes to either party and how the public gets sucked into the BS or worse they vote because they believe they have no other choice.

      Then again if this was a state prison I believe they already do this, even with county jail, but if your going in a precinct jail cell this is stupid.

    65. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

      I think you might have missed what's happened to jobs and college costs in the US over the past decade. In this case, it's creating a sinkhole effect: it deprives people of the means to change their situation and confines them to just getting by.

    66. Re:I left and it's easy to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all bull shit until you show up at an embassy and renounce your citizenship. The whole thing should take you under an hour so just do it. http://travel.state.gov/law/citizenship/citizenship_776.html.

      Until the just up, you're just embarrassing yourself.

    67. Re:I left and it's easy to do by VirginMary · · Score: 1

      Yes, people from poorer countries. Americans never compare themselves to Europe. They only look down never up.

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    68. Re:I left and it's easy to do by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      I don't know why you Europeans think nobody gets vacations over in the US. I am a state worker and I get 12 official paid holiday days, and since I have been working here 12 years, I also receive about 4 weeks a year in vacation and sick time. So by my count, I get two more days off than you do.

      You don't count very well. 4 weeks vacation equals 20 days off. Add 12 holidays and you have 32 days, total.

      In my experience, you're lucky to have been able to work the same job for 12 years to earn all that. But most Europeans get more their first year. In addition, you're lucky to be a state worker. Most Americans with non-government jobs do not get as much.

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  50. Re:This seems reasonable by shentino · · Score: 2

    I wonder if the cops only arrested him to get him strip searched at the prison and spare themselves the hassle of getting a search warrant.

  51. Re:This seems reasonable by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    I don't think that in this case the searching is the main thing.
    the atrocity is that he got arrested at all, though it sounds like the cops were fishing for drugs from the asses of inmates.

    what the fuck does it matter that you can be strip searched for an arrestible offense when you can be thrown to jail for two weeks WITHOUT ANY REASON AT ALL?

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  52. hate to break it to the bleeding-hearts by politkal · · Score: 1

    This law changes .. nothing.. maybe no one here has been arrested... or the /. jailbirds are quiet, but this is s.o.p in almost all jails in all states. You are usually instructed to remove all of your clothes, and you are searched for contraband, (drugs,weapons, etc) and you are then either issued jail fatigues, or you are allowed to put your own clothes back on (depends on the jail, how long you wil be in for, policies, etc) .. All that this law does is legally formalize state-by-state policies which have been in practice for the last 30-50 years. Yes, if you go to jail you ARE strip-searched as part of in-proccessing (where you get your prints, mug shot taken, etc) ... You have no choice but to comply, or else you will be searched by force, or quarantined until you consent, as you may be a risk to yourself or others.. But ... this ahref=http://www2.nbc17.com/news/2012/jan/13/6/nc-jailers-find-gun-inmates-cell-believed-be-hidde-ar-1811776/rel=url2html-16165http://www2.nbc17.com/news/2012/jan/13/6/nc-jailers-find-gun-inmates-cell-believed-be-hidde-ar-1811776/> will still happen.

    1. Re:hate to break it to the bleeding-hearts by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      I was arrested and put in a jail cell and I was not strip searched. In fact I didn't even get my balls felt up like the TSA are so fond of doing. I did get severely beaten and slapped with false charges though.

      The point about this ruling is not that it wasn't already being done. Clearly it was. But it now has the legitimacy of a supreme court ruling behind it and that is just pathetic and another sign of our decline into a true totalitarian police state. Guards pretty much already did anything they wanted to prisoners, who are often not even considered human beings with natural rights anyway, but now the fear would be that the scope of strip searches will be expanded as far as they possibly can. The supreme court has removed any doubt about its legality. Basically if a cop does it, it's legal. Well, as long as he arrests you for something afterward.

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  53. Second Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So to all the people that are continually outraged at the never-ending erosion of civil liberties in the USA, let me pose this question:

    What do you think the Second Amendment to your constitution really means?

    It's not just the right to bear arms, it's also the *responsibility* to bear arms. When the government of the country you supposedly love
    starts selling out its own citizens so blatantly and consistently, you're not supposed to blog about it. You're supposed to take up arms
    and fight against oppression. You don't get to be a wild-eyed AK-47 collector hiding in your bunker. That's cowardice. What you have to
    do is stand up to the government. The militia types may seem crazy, but their craziness is looking more and more sane in the rearview
    mirror of society as it gets driven down the road to a totalitarian state by the congressmen, senators and other politicians driving the bus.

    This is coming from someone who does not and probably never will own a gun, living in a different country.

  54. And in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And in the USA, those free speech rights are used by the $cientologist, mormons or muslims to harass, intimidate and threaten you, so you're now afraid for your own safety.

    In what way is this a better thing to have happen?

    PS better not speak unless you're in a Free Speech Zone (out of the way of anyone who'd be "inconvenienced" by you exercising your rights)...

  55. Re:This seems reasonable by Sentrion · · Score: 1

    Since when does the arresting police officer become judge and jury to convict citizens of crimes? The people being detained, strip searched, and incarcerated in jails have not been convicted of any crime, as their trial has not yet taken place.

  56. Re:Charter of Rights and Freedoms in Canada by Phrogman · · Score: 3, Informative

    In response to both your comment and the one above you. Canada does have written laws and a Constitution. We do have rights of Free Expression, although they differ from those in the US which are far more absolute. Our system is workable IMHO, if applied.
    Of course the Government and the courts may not be applying it evenly and correctly, but that is what elections and the courts are for in the end.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_speech_by_country#Canada

    If you are thinking of countries that don't have their entire legal system written down, I expect you mean Great Britain - and I am no longer certain that is true.

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  57. welcome! by Torvac · · Score: 1

    great way to intimidate insurgents

  58. Terrible, Awful, HORRIBLE Summary by EmagGeek · · Score: 2

    That is not what SCOTUS ruled at all.

    SCOTUS ruled in this case that the petitioners rights were not violated by the prison's blanket policy of strip-searching all inmates on intake.

    The petitioner was arrested on an outstanding warrants for fines that he had already paid. During his wrongful arrest, he was transported to two different prisons where he was strip searched as a matter of prison policy. The petitioner contended that, because he had committed no crime and was not under suspicion thereof, that his rights were violated. SCOTUS upheld that prison safety was the greater interest when the blanket policy is to strip search all inmates to prevent the introduction of weapons.

    The petitioner should have sued on grounds of wrongful arrest, not unlawful search.

    1. Re:Terrible, Awful, HORRIBLE Summary by vawwyakr · · Score: 1

      But I think the take away is still that you can at anytime be searched regardless of you having actually done anything wrong. They don't have any burden of proof in this situation they can arrest you on any trumped up charge and then do whatever they want to you till they can come up with something they can make stick.

    2. Re:Terrible, Awful, HORRIBLE Summary by GmExtremacy · · Score: 1

      And I don't think even prisoners should be randomly searched, innocent (of the crime they supposedly committed to get into prison) or not.

  59. Supreme court is a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For example say, constitution reads "if a=b=c then a+b+c=3c". Now someone got you arrested becuase you wrote - a+b+c = 3b. The argument they put forward is that If a=b=c then a+b+c=3c but a+b+c !=(not equal) to 3b. Then depending on political orientation, the judges then may vote 5:4 in favour of a+b+c != 3b.
    Politically appointed judges! what else can you expect. These judges once said Corporation == a Person. And 60 years later we have 99:1% result/movement. We have a great constitution but as long as Judges are appointed as political mules, we are screwed.

  60. Context is important by Jawnn · · Score: 2, Informative

    The summary almost goes out of it's way to make it sound like one can be strip searched for a minor traffic offense. This is false. The SCOTUS decision applies to be individuals being processed into jail facilities. Officer and inmate safety is, obviously, compromised by allowing suspects into that environment without a thorough search. The decision is the right one.

    1. Re:Context is important by Nugoo · · Score: 1

      The article is about a man who was arrested for a minor traffic offence and consequently strip searched. Seems like the summary is correct.

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    2. Re:Context is important by Nugoo · · Score: 1
      Bad form to reply to yourself, I know, but from TFA:

      After all, as Justice Stephen Breyer noted in his dissent to the majority ruling, additional amicus curiae briefs revealed that strip searches have been inflicted upon citizens collared for driving with a noisy muffler or a busted headlight, failing to use a turn signal, riding a bicycle without an audible bell – even for violating a dog-leash law.

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      I explicitly release the above into the public domain.
    3. Re:Context is important by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      Did you read the case? The guy was a passenger in his wife's car, which was pulled over. The cop ran a check on him and there was an arrest warrant out for him because of an unpaid fine. The fine was already paid, of course, but the system wasn't updated and the arrest warrant issued. The dude was tossed in jail for a week and strip searched before they realized that it was a mistake.

      Question: is not paying a fine enough to get you arrested and strip searched nowadays?

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    4. Re:Context is important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just out of curiosity, how on Earth has the Nation survived so long without this law? What has actually changed that made it so important? Can you point to anything? The internet? Electricity? nope, nope.

      Essentially the same guns, knives and brass knuckles were available most of the history of this country. All that has changed is we have grown fearful. There is nothing "right" about this change. It is merely a reaction to our fear.

    5. Re:Context is important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The SCOTUS decision applies to be individuals being processed into jail facilities"

          Except when you're arrested for anything you go to a jail facility. Watch this get abused to the point where killing the cop is better than being arrested. SCOTUS should have figured that one out more.

    6. Re:Context is important by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      No. He was arrested because he had a bench warrant for his arrest. He didn't commit a minor traffic infraction and was arrested by an officer who pulled him over. That is like saying a man was arrested for speeding when in the whole story is he beat his wife, she filed a complaint, a warrant for his arrest was issued, and was arrested when he was pulled over for speeding.

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    7. Re:Context is important by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      The article is about a man who was arrested for a minor traffic offence and consequently strip searched. Seems like the summary is correct.

      Noo..... The article is about a man who was cited for a minor traffic offense, failed to appear in court as promised, and who was later arrested under the bench warrant that was issued for "failure to appear". You don't go to jail for "minor traffic offenses". You do go to jail for blowing off your court date for that offense.

    8. Re:Context is important by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      No, but failure to appear is. Get that part right, then we can talk about the suitable remedies for being wrongfully detained and imprisoned.

    9. Re:Context is important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please explain to me how forcing someone to undress and bend over in front of other inmates while the officers are watching is necessary for the officers' safety.

      "The ABA also notes that Albert Florence, who brought the original suit, was stripped-searched twice, once in private when "the supervising officer inspected Mr. Florence's mouth, tongue, armpits, buttocks, and genitals," and a second time when "he was forced to strip off his clothes in a shower area with a group of four other prisoners, all of whom were required to open their mouths, lift their genitals, and 'squat and cough' in plain sight of one another."

      That's simply degrading, a power trip and not something a citizen should be subjected to in a civilized country - for a ticket no less.

    10. Re:Context is important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The case literally involved someone strip searched twice for a minor traffic violation -- which he had proof he had already covered. Your reading comprehension is lacking.

    11. Re:Context is important by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      What's wrong here is that you can be arrested and put in jail for a minor traffic offense (not paying a parking ticket... seriously??).

    12. Re:Context is important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After all, as Justice Stephen Breyer noted in his dissent to the majority ruling, additional amicus curiae briefs revealed that strip searches have been inflicted upon citizens collared for driving with a noisy muffler or a busted headlight, failing to use a turn signal, riding a bicycle without an audible bell – even for violating a dog-leash law.

      Breyer also wrote of "a nun, a Sister of Divine Providence for 50 years, who was arrested for trespassing during an antiwar demonstration," who was strip-searched.

    13. Re:Context is important by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

      Do some more research. He "blew off his court date" because he paid the fine. It was a clerical error - the clerk was supposed to cancel the court date once the fine was paid.

      He also had a receipt from the court proving that he paid the fine.

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    14. Re:Context is important by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

      Your analogy is improper. Beating your wife isn't a minor traffic infraction. The bench warrant in this case was not issued for any sort of violence, but was issued for a minor traffic infraction. Ergo, this man was arrested for a minor traffic infraction, even though he was pulled over as a result of someone else's infraction.

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    15. Re:Context is important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you consider a PAID parking ticket a major offense?

    16. Re:Context is important by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      No, dumbass, the bench warrant was issued for contempt of court. Do you know anything about the law or are you just talking out of your ass?

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    17. Re:Context is important by randyleepublic · · Score: 1

      Another moron for totalitarianism. Yes, you can be stripped searched for a minor traffic offense. No, it is not "normal" to arrest you for such an offense, but the officer can decide to do so. Once you are placed in custody, you can be stripped searched thanks to this clueless decision.

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  61. Flat what by jxander · · Score: 2

    I can't even muster up the enthusiasm to feign surprise here.

    Well, I am a little surprised that they're dismantling the 4th before the 2nd. Can't see this playing out well in the long term.

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  62. Cruel and unusual? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is a C&U challenge possible?

    Surely in some cases this is being used as a punitive measure by police, and as a way of coercing suspects. And in some cases the strip search is a far greater punishment than any probable sentence.

  63. Re:This seems reasonable by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

    Since yesterday.

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  64. USA is going down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol, you are bankrupt and therefore more and more inhumane laws are passed, in order to be ready, when the first protests arise.

  65. If you're not ugly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...You've got nothing to hide.

  66. Re:This seems reasonable by T.E.D. · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I got thrown in Jail in New Orleans for making an "illegal left hand turn between 12 and 4 PM". I was a bit earlier than normal on my driving route, my GF was griping on me, and I didn't notice.

    Yes, I was as polite as can be to the cop who pulled me over. No, I had no other charges or warrants or anything. I had an out-of-state license, and that was enough.

    So have fun with your police strip search next time your SO distracts you in traffic at the wrong time.

  67. /.ers are being whiny babies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    First, SOTUS only ruled that the practice is not a violation of the US Constitution. That does NOT mean the practice cannot be legislated out of existence. If you feel that this practice is wrong, get off your whiny ass and fix it. Call your US congressman, state congressman, form an activist group, whatever. That is the problem in the US today - bunch of people complaining about our rights being taken away but not willing to do anything about it.

    1. Re:/.ers are being whiny babies by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      Thousands of people are protesting daily, getting arrested for their cause, and they are trying everything they can to change the system. You can't ask them to work any harder than they already are. Yet they have been completely unsuccessful. It is apparently clear that US and state congressmen will not support legislative changes unless the proposed laws are written by private industry trade organizations and presented to them by millionaire lobbyists.

    2. Re:/.ers are being whiny babies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What crock of shit and cop out! First, in this particular instance, please name one corporate,organization, lobbyists, who would try and stop legislation to stamp out this practice. Answer is none. Are corporate, industry, union, lobbyists an impediment to passing legislation - yes, but it is by no means insurmountable, especially in this case.

  68. Intimidation by Sentrion · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So how long before we start to see roadside strip searches of Occupy protestors? And just last week we were criticizing Egypt for their "virginity testing", which in practical terms, is almost the same procedure as a cavity search in the US.

  69. Its not about prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prison could always do this. Harmless protestors are strip searched and abused beyond what is reasonable but they get away with most of it and when they do not the legal losses are not enough to cause a change in behavior; the politicians are often unaffected too. This happened a generation ago and before that...

    This formally allows it meaning previous self restraint will be far weaker. Jerk around a cop and they take you in and probe you; probably VIDEO it to avoid any lawsuits... really upset them and the video leaks out.

  70. Meanwhile in Arizona... by LiroXIV · · Score: 1

    We need to do a search, we got a warrant on you for harassing people using an electronic device.

  71. A problem for criminals to consider. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're not hiding anything illegal in your anus, why would you not let police officers search it?
    There is only a problem if you're guilty!

  72. 5-4 conservative decision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's fascinating that no one's mentioned the breakdown of the 5-4 vote yet. Seems like your vaunted conservative judges may not actually have individual liberties that close to their hearts, glibertarians.

  73. So avoid jail by doston · · Score: 1

    I had to spend 24 hours in jail years ago. Upon check-in, I was made to strip naked, turn around, pull my butt cheeks apart and bend over to show the guard my brown rosebud. No joke. It was hot (kidding). Anyway, I got the feeling it was pretty standard. What's my point? You want to never do anything that could possibly land you in jail. What I did was definitely minimal, but I did have to go to jail for 24 hours. If you were a guard in that place and had to deal with some of the people I saw, you'd want to make sure there wasn't anything hanging out between those butt cheeks, too. From my brief stay, I got the definite feeling from the other inmates that they a) think they're real smart b) are sneaky c) are dangerous. I think the employees at the jail have probably figured out the same and are looking to avoid being cut, shot or having the unpleasant job of dragging a dead body out of a cell. If you land in jail, even for a short time, the strip search is just one of the many indignities you'll endure there. I don't think anybody on here has much to worry about and I'm probably one of the few /,ers who's ever even been, but do try avoiding it! Aren't a lot of constutional protections suspended when you're incarcerated? Your right to be clothed is definitely one of them.

  74. Re:This seems reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure what people have against someone who, remember, has already been convicted of a crime,

    God damn you are fucking retarded. There was no conviction, no crime, no anything. Remember, NOT convicted.. NOT.. Fucking NOT. Try to read the word NOT

    The police admit no crime was committed, confirmed by a court who ALSO said no crime was committed and no conviction happened.

    I am very sorry you are so damn stupid to not understand why people are against random strip searches of known and admitted innocent people, but this is just because you are stupid, so you never will understand.

    With any luck, you will get three or four strip searches for doing nothing, to go along with you being tazored and your hands zip-tied to purposely cut off blood supply and nerves, on your way to be drowned... Things also voted legal to do to non-criminals who have not been convicted of any crime.
    Then maybe, possibly, there is a teeny tiny chance you will gain an inkling on why it is bad to do those things to people who the cops know ahead of time have committed no crimes at all.

  75. Re:This seems reasonable by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Sorry you are so foul tempered that you cannot argue rationally, but really the convicted part doesn't change my mind (I'll admit I didn't read the article, but this is Slashdot after all).

    If you are going into an area with other prisoners you should be searched, it's just that simple.

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  76. Misleading Headline by Que914 · · Score: 1

    The case isn't nearly as simple as the summary or the full article would indicated. I recommend the following:

    http://www.supremecourt.gov/oral_arguments/argument_audio_detail.aspx?argument=10-945

  77. Re:This seems reasonable by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 1
    The article linked in this discussion doesn't include the details of Albert's previous offense. While multiple sources indicate that he had paid the fine, the system that indicated the outstanding warrant seems to be the problem.

    Alternate article listing Albert Florence previous offense

    He was arrested after fleeing from police officers in Essex County, New Jersey, in 1998, pleaded guilty to hindering prosecution and obstructing justice, and was fined $1,574—which he was supposed to pay on a monthly basis. But by 2003 he had only paid $250, so after he failed to appear at an enforcement hearing, a bench warrant was issued for his arrest. He paid the outstanding balance less than a week later, but for some reason no one remembered to delete the bench warrant from New Jersey's statewide computer database.

    My wife worked as a nurse at a detention center (inmates with 2 years or shorter sentences or those awaiting sentencing) briefly and is currently working at a state correctional facility. Anyone entering either facility type undergoes a thorough search to help keep contraband items out. Employees also go through a search (not quite as invasive as the inmates) as well. The search isn't meant to be "humiliating" but rather to protect all inmates and guards.

    Given that Albert carries a letter of proving he paid the earlier fines, it seems that he must have run into a problem with the tracking system before. I don't have personal experience in this though so maybe someone can fill us in on how common it is to carry paperwork showing that past warrants were resolved. If I were Albert, I'd inquire with the courts as to why I was still listed in the warrant system.

  78. Legalized Sexual Assault by ukemike · · Score: 5, Insightful

    any police officer can take you and have you strip searched for any reason whatsoever (let's say you're arrested for resisting arrest)

    Actually resisting arrest is a relatively serious crime. The guy in the case was arrested because someone else driving his car had previously gotten a traffic ticket. The ticket had been paid and the man had a letter from the court stating that it had been paid. So he was arrested for the crime of being a citizen in good standing with the law. Then he was strip searched twice once while with several other prisoners. Both occasions involved the visual inspection of his genitals and anus.

    So the Supreme Court ruled that it is perfectly reasonable to arrest someone for absolutely no reason hold her for a few days and repeatedly sexually humiliate her. I use the pronoun "her" in this case to get you thinking about how you would feel if it were your wife or daughter though it should bother you just as much if it were your son. Imagine that your 19 year old daughter had gotten a speeding ticket, paid it a bit late, but paid it in full, and was carrying proof, was then forcibly taken into custody for a few days and required to spread her legs and hold open her vagina while an officer shined a flashlight inside while several others stood around, then repeat for her anus; and again before going to court where the judge orders her released on her own recognizance. This is what the Supreme Court ruled in favor of.

    I will say this now. Cops will abuse this (hell they have doing this for years only then sometimes they would get sued). If they don't like you they are now allowed to sexually assault you repeatedly. This ruling was vague enough that cops will probably push the boundaries (they always do) and begin using penetrating cavity searches.

    I hope it happens to each of these justices kids and grandkids.

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    1. Re:Legalized Sexual Assault by Hatta · · Score: 2

      Actually resisting arrest is a relatively serious crime.

      Only when accompanied by a valid arrest. By valid arrest, I mean one that results in a conviction for a crime that causes more damage than the arrest itself does.

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    2. Re:Legalized Sexual Assault by Truekaiser · · Score: 1

      lightly brushing against a officer can be considered assault or resisting arrest.

      if a officer approaches you in a 'official' capacity your NOT allowed to touch him or her in any way shape or form or you face serious charges.

    3. Re:Legalized Sexual Assault by Nikker · · Score: 1

      Any action that results in you pushing or basically making contact with an Officer will lend you to a ride in a cruiser and spending time in jail.

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    4. Re:Legalized Sexual Assault by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      So the Supreme Court ruled that it is perfectly reasonable to arrest someone for absolutely no reason

      An arrest warrant, even if it is a clerical error, is a valid reason to arrest someone and take them to jail. The person in question was arrested because there was a warrant for his arrest.

      Imagine that your 19 year old daughter had gotten a speeding ticket, paid it a bit late, but paid it in full, and was carrying proof, was then forcibly taken into custody for a few days and required to spread her legs and hold open her vagina while an officer shined a flashlight inside while several others stood around, then repeat for her anus; and again before going to court where the judge orders her released on her own recognizance.

      You use two fallacies, misleading vividness and cherry-picking.

      And, that is not what happens in a strip search. An officer performs the search while observed by a second officer to ensure no sexual battery occurs. Male officers do not search female prisoners. Everyone who is arrested and taken to jail is searched. The person in question was not singled out for search, but was searched along with everyone else.

        And, how about this scenario:

      Imagine that your 19 year old daughter had gotten a speeding ticket, paid it a bit late, but paid it in full, and was carrying proof, was then forcibly taken into custody where she is sexually tortured and her throat is cut by a gang member who was arrested and had a straight razor hidden in her vagina.

      See, two can play that game. And, I hope that happens to your kids and your grandkids. In fact, I hope your son gets arrested, taken to jail, and then gets his dick and balls cut off and fed to him when he resists the advances of a guy who got a knife or some other blade in by having it stashed in his ass.

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    5. Re:Legalized Sexual Assault by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      A valid arrest is an officer telling one not to leave. You should learn the actual meaning of "arrest". When people are taken to jail and only charged with "resisting arrest" or "resisting arrest without violence", what has happened is the officer told the person to stop or not leave or to come back because the officer wanted to talk to the person and the person has attempted to leave. Once an officer has, even verbally, restricted your freedom to leave one is under arrest. Attempting to leave is "resisting arrest".

      Your personal definitions don't mean shit in the law or in court.

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    6. Re:Legalized Sexual Assault by Nyder · · Score: 1

      ...

      Actually resisting arrest is a relatively serious crime. ...

      Resisting Arrest is a bullshit crime that is totally a police's call at the time.

      A cop can say your under arrest, and you say, "what? no way." Boom! You just resisted being arrested. You say, "what am i being arrested for?" Boom! You just resisted arrest. The cop don't like how you look? Boom! You just resisted arrest!

      Your word against the cops. and...

      Cops are allowed to lie (to suspects), so they are going to lie to you (your a suspect), and to the courts (because the case would fall apart if they told the truth) , because they are allowed to.

      And since cops need to bring in money, they are going to be tripping up anyone they can. You think i'm lying? Check out how many tickets are being written in 2011+ compared to 2001+.

      Plus times are tough, you have to hold on to your jobs, so cops will do even more shit to hold onto a job. They screwed up and denied your rights? They are going to lie about it so they don't get in trouble and possible fired (not that cops get fired, because they do no wrong, right?).

      It's a police state, enjoy it, or fight against it.

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    7. Re:Legalized Sexual Assault by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      Legalized Sexual Assault

      This kind of hyperbole does nothing to help the discussion.

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    8. Re:Legalized Sexual Assault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope it happens to each of these justices kids and grandkids.

      Fuck that, I hope it happens to the justices themselves.

  79. Major error in summary by canajin56 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The USA has no legal concept of "arrestable" offense. Only summary vs. indictable offenses. You can be arrested for either.

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  80. Re:Charter of Rights and Freedoms in Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    For..the...LAST... flipping time.

    The UK does have a written constitution but it's spread over many, many documents. There is huge body of constitutional law and it's a speciality area of practice. Jeez, people.

  81. Re:This seems reasonable by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    Literacy is over-rated. Ergo, the state's motto translates to "Tyranny forever."

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  82. Re:This seems reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ah well, posting as ac here for obvious reasons.

    i got busted for "reckless driving" in virginia. (20 over;
    never mind that they never said how fast i was going.)

    and the web page you link to doesn't spell out the harshest
    punishment that you can get for driving 20 over the speed limit.
    1 year in jail!

    the standard sentence in arlington co was 30 days, 28 suspended, 6 months'
    revocation and $800 fine.

    (honestly, do you need to take my shoelaces? what, did you
    think i was going to hang myself for speeding?)

    fortunately in jail math, two days works out to overnight.

  83. Believe it or not it's what they want by tekrat · · Score: 1

    We can't fight THEM.

    They have tanks, and planes, drones, grenades, SWAT teams, yadda, yadda. Waco Texas should have proved to you that you can't fight them. They have too much military power.

    So, we have no choice but to shoot at each other and do their job FOR THEM.

    Look at what happened in Argentina when the economic crisis crashed the economy. The government survived, but it was chaos in the streets. People shooting each other for food, rampant crime, corrupt cops, but the government used it's resources to save itself, and protect itself FROM the people.

    That's the way we are headed. The 2nd Amendment doesn't matter because we have no way to defeat our own government. They can crush us.

    Sure, people will try and it will be reported on TV as "a group with small arms we gunned down by the police" and we'll go on about our day trying to defend ourselves from other people trying to steal our food, rape our daughters, take our car, etc.

    Do a little research. And stock up on food and water.

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  84. A newer one for you, though more truth than insult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You hateful bigoted fuckers bankrolled prop hate in CA. You know what they say about people in glass houses, right? Maybe put down the stone and take a look at the despicable business that is your "church."

  85. ok, but only if by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    they buy me a box of chocolates and some flowers too, and a long kiss on the lips with some wet toungue would be nice too.

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  86. How long until people notice? by Ameryll · · Score: 1

    The real question is how long it will be until people realize this stuff *can* happen to them. Until that happens, I don't think any of this will change.

    By and large people still have the perception that arrests happen to *other* people. You don't get arrested unless you do something wrong. They don't realize a) that's not always true and b) we all do something wrong at some point from being lazy and jaywalking to doing something we honestly didn't know what wrong because there are so many laws in this country.

  87. What's wrong with the TSA scanners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This set me to thinking; if the TSA scanners are so good, why shouldn't the police be using them to screen prisoners?

    And if the po-po need to do real strip-searches, shouldn't the TSA be doing the same?

    Both cases are trying exclude things like blades and substances, so the techniques should be transferable.

    Unless both are bullsh*t...

  88. Get me out of here. by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1

    I swear, reading the things that go on in our government is like reading a bloody horror story.
    The second I get fired from my job, I'm going to Canada.

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  89. Misleading Article by Quantus347 · · Score: 1

    This article is is very misleading. All the ruling states is that it is not innately Unconstitutional to allow prisoners to be searched before being admitted to the General Population of a Prison. It does not say its an open privileged of Law Enforcement, or that such things can not or should not be regulated at the state level (where nearly all privacy laws reside). And for those of you not for the US or ignorant of the terminology, this does not mean a strip search for any offense, nor does it mean unrestricted strip search privileges. Cops cannot go around picking people up for anything and stripping them down for fun. To be admitted to the General Population of a prison, you have been already charged with a crime, denied bail, and are in for an extended stay, or else have already been convicted of a crime and sentenced to jail-time. Then it must be proven that you are not a danger to the rest of the population from disease, contraband (ie weapons, drugs), undocumented gang affiliations (which will often intentionally get arrested to gain access to their intended victims), etc.

    That being said, no system is perfect and accidents happen and sometimes people get sent to jail incorrectly. Those instances are tragic and every effort should be taken to avoid them. I had a friend in high school who was arrested for underage possession of alcohol. He was taken in and was booked while they contacted his parents, all normal. But then the the power went out and fried the computer systems, and suddenly the police station had holding cells full of people and no way to confirm who was who or why they were there; no way to tell the murderers from the con men from the minors having a bad night, and they were forced to lock up everyone until things could be cleared up. Long story short, that power outage and a bad choice of lawyer left him in general population for most of a week. Was it fun? Hell no, it scared him shitless. But at least he was reasonably safe.

    Which headline would you rather see:

    "Innocent Man Jailed, had terrible time in prison"

    or

    "Innocent man Killed in Jail with Smuggled Switchblade, Guards Not Allowed to Search Inmates Over Privacy Concerns"

    If the Supreme court had ruled that the searches where unconstitutional, such searches would have to be unilaterally banned, which kills any hope of maintaining even a semblance of a safe prison environment. If they ruled that it was only allowed for certain offenses, then only a certain cross-section of the population would actually be subject to the safety, which makes it pointlessly ineffective. What they did was rule that the regulation of the searches should be left to a more case-by-case (or realistically a state-by-state) basis. I know that we all have a reflexive reaction to any perceived power or authority figure with the assumption that they will abuse whatever power they are given, but we forget that those positions of power exist for a reason. If we don't trust the people in those positions, we should be more concerned with preventing the wrong people form getting that job, not legislate away the power they need to do fulfill their role in society. Governments exist for a reason; We don't necessarily need a weaker Government, we just need a more trustworthy one.

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  90. Underwear Tattoos for Everyone? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    Wonder if there is reflective paint to block out scanners as well?

    Just don't get one in the shape of something suspicious.

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    1. Re:Underwear Tattoos for Everyone? by AkkarAnadyr · · Score: 1

      Dude, my underwear already contains a (large) suspicious shape.

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  91. Not "erosion" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Human rights cannot be "eroded". They can either be respected or oppressed. There is no middle ground, as the propaganda term "erosion" implies.

    Erosion is a natural, inevitable, neutral process with respect to human life. Oppression is unnatural, dependent entirely on human decision (not nature), and clearly biased towards those in power.

    In conclusion, be a man and call it what it really is: oppression. Don't use terms like "erosion" and "cracking down" (another favorite) which are designed to downplay the reality of oppression and the actual consequences.

  92. Why so upset now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "'Every detainee who will be admitted to the general [jail or prison] population may be required to undergo a close visual inspection while undressed,'"

    This has been happening for decades already; in local, state, and federal prisons.

    And whats wrong with strip searching prisoners? Dont like it? Stay out of jail.

  93. The reason things like this can happen by vawwyakr · · Score: 1

    Is that the general electorate is distracted by side issues. It's all about my team versus their team, who cares that the teams are nearly identical and neither even talk about the real issues at hand. We're all too distracted by the "things I don't like versus the things you do like" stuff that can't even manage to figure out that we need to get new leadership all around. Start a new movement like Occupy or the Tea Party and it gets co-opted by the existing structure without anyone even noticing.

  94. Fuck America ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    America has become a joke. For all their years of mocking the "papers please" culture of some of the old communist countries, they're going down this road themselves.

    Some entire states have reached the point where the "border patrol" can grab you anywhere in the state and detain you arbitrarily. Half of the Constitutional rights you had are now routinely ignored.

    All of her industry has been outsourced so everyone can have cheap Nikes, but no jobs to pay for it. And they have to import people from the rest of the world to do the skilled work because they don't educate their kids anymore.

    They treat visitors like criminals, fingerprint them, detain them arbitrarily without recourse, confiscate their property so they can inspect it for copyright violations.

    Sorry America ... you've jumped the shark. You're no longer a positive force on this planet, you're just a bunch of scared sheep who will do whatever your government tells you.

    It was a good run. Maybe you guys could finish putting up your iron clad "American Only" wall, and stay the fuck inside of it? Because, we don't want you visiting the rest of the world.

    I lament this, because the US for the longest time was the model of how it could be. If you guys can't keep a handle on this shit, the rest of us are so totally screwed it's not funny -- because not everyone started out with so many protections as what American enjoyed.

    Hang your head in shame, because you now suck.

  95. My take by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ruling is based on controlling contraband inflow into detention areas as well as ensuring communicable diseases are not spread through the other detainees. The latter part I can get behind, not so much the search for contraband. Yes, it may introduce additional elements into the detainee population and I frankly have no idea about what dangers that presents to both detainees and staff, but essentially "innocent until proven guilty".

    If someone is arrested for possession or has a history of such - there may be a reasonable cause, but without such cause the most I would support would be purely visual inspection - no touching - for biological reasons. That should be done by a medical person or someone with sufficient medical training in a private area.

    As a side note - I am not impressed by the reporting article. The "freeholders" joke in particular does not support what I think would be standard reporting objectivity. Also, this line:

    "Florence, who is a finance exec for a car dealership, is black – although we're not arguing that it was merely his race that led to his treatment, nor did he."

    If no one is arguing that then WHY report it? All that's going to do is stir up public reaction. All parties need to abstain from a rush to justice as justice herself may get trampled in the process.

  96. How many of Obama's appointees have made it in? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how many of them are Bush appointees?

    1. Re:How many of Obama's appointees have made it in? by assertation · · Score: 1

      Using Google reveals

      - 2 from Obama
      - 2 from Clinton
      - 3 from the Bush family combined
      - 2 from Reagan

      In other words, 5 out of 9 justices who consistently vote Republican instead of voting for Americans

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_Supreme_Court_of_the_United_States#Age

  97. NOT:Misleading Article by tekrat · · Score: 1

    I'm afraid YOU didn't even read the article. In the case in question, a man was arrested for not paying a traffic ticket.

    Except that he had. He even showed the officer documentation that proved he had paid the fine. The officer CHOSE TO IGNORE that documentation and had the person arrested.

    That person spent a week in jail, and underwent 2 strip searches during that time BEFORE he had time with a judge at which point, the case was dismissed, because, oh look, he had DOCUMENTATION.

    So my question for you is: which would you rather have: "innocent man jailed, humiliated, then set free"
    or
    "cop was a douchebag, relieved from duty"

    SCOTUS is upholding "cop is a douchebag, please continue to be a douchebag because we WANT you to intimidate the nation, so the fucking sheep stay in their place."

    And thank you for agreeing with them. Douchebag.

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    1. Re:NOT:Misleading Article by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      I am afraid YOU didn't educate yourself about the actual case. When one does not paying a traffic ticket, one is required to appear in court. Failing to appear in court about that traffic ticket is considered being in contempt of court. When one is in contempt of court, a warrant is issued for one's arrest. He was arrested because a warrant was issued because he was in contempt of court.

      The officer did not have a choice in the matter. If he had let the guy go, he would have been derelict in his duty. The officer is not the judge and only the judge can accept the documentation and vacate the warrant. You are suggesting that the officer go beyond his powers and substitute his own opinion over that of the judge. And, even if the officer had let the guy go, if another officer at some point in the future were to cross paths with the guy in question, the guy would have been arrested because the officer does not have the power to dismiss the warrant.

      Also, the officer did not have the person arrested. The judge had the officer arrest the person.

      What are you, 12? Don't you know anything about the law? Perhaps you should try learning about the law before commenting on it.

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  98. Federal and 11 States Already Ban the Practice by Koreantoast · · Score: 1

    It should be noted that the Federal prison system and 11 states already ban this type of search. The SCOTUS decision may allow jurisdictions to do this, but local governments and state legislatures still have the power to ban this practice.

  99. It's a question of priorities, not bravery. by zooblethorpe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not that I hate America. I love this place, warts and all.

    I'm sorry but what you feel is not love. People fight to save/protect the things they love. They don't run from them at the first sign of trouble - Coward.

    Thing is, I suspect that PopeRatzo (among others) loves himself, his family, and his freedoms more than the abstract notion of "nation", especially when that nation is changing for the worse, relatively rapidly and in long-term ways that will be hard to change back.

    It's not a question of courage. It's a question of smarts -- should I stay and try to turn a tide of stupidity that could very well cost me my life (at least figuratively), or should I arrange for my loved ones and myself to have a place of safety and greater relative freedom somewhere else? And, mark you, this particular SCOTUS ruling isn't the first sign of trouble; there are signs all over that things aren't going quite right.

    Sometimes it's just smarter to get out of the way of an avalanche.

    Now, if you want to argue about whether the changes in the US constitute an avalanche, that's all well and good. But that's not what you're doing. Calling someone chicken for doing what looks to me like simple self-preservation and seeking that "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" that Americans love to talk about, that's just dumb. I sure don't think my great-great grandad was a chicken for leaving Germany and coming to the US. He did the smart thing, as clearly evidenced by the course of history for the next 50-odd years after he left, bringing his family with him. (And yes, that branch of my family would have vanished had they stayed.)

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    1. Re:It's a question of priorities, not bravery. by zzsmirkzz · · Score: 1

      It's not a question of courage. It's a question of smarts -- should I stay and try to turn a tide of stupidity that could very well cost me my life (at least figuratively), or should I arrange for my loved ones and myself to have a place of safety and greater relative freedom somewhere else?

      One can always argue that a coward is smarter than a brave man (you will notice I did not call him stupid) in the short-term. But over the long-term, the brave man can end up being the smart one. In this case, leaving America and letting it fall rather than fighting to save it (and accepting the risks), may well be worse for himself and/or his family's survival in the long-run. Remember, America has the (allegedly) strongest armed forces on Earth, whatever happens here can easily expand into where ever you decide to run. And this time, when you have no choice but stand and fight (as there is no where left to run), the odds are much more highly stacked in your opposition's favor because you let that which you are fighting become stronger by your cowardice.

      Calling someone chicken for doing what looks to me like simple self-preservation

      Yes, he is selfish on top of being a coward. One of the founding principles of this Country are that liberty and freedom must be fought for, at every turn. Eternal Vigilance and personal sacrifice is necessary for the survival of freedom. It seems you would rather someone else fight for it for you than fight for it yourself. That makes you a coward and unworthy of the freedom this Country offers. I wish everyone who felt that way would just leave already so the rest of us patriots can take back our Country once you freeloaders get out of the way.

      I sure don't think my great-great grandad was a chicken for leaving Germany and coming to the US.

      I do. Him and those like him, who chose to flee rather than fight, are responsible for it getting as bad as it did. They are responsible for forcing the rest of the world to fight their fight for them. And you know what, the rest of the world almost lost. Sure your family survived, good for you, but at what cost to the rest of us?

    2. Re:It's a question of priorities, not bravery. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're directing your rage at the wrong crowd and you might want to take psychometric test

    3. Re:It's a question of priorities, not bravery. by airdweller · · Score: 1

      Should the Puritans have stayed in England and fight against the prosecution? Should all the other immigrants that founded the American colonies have stayed in their countries and work on making them better?

    4. Re:It's a question of priorities, not bravery. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      There's no point to staying and fighting when everyone else is against you. Just look at Germany for instance: any Jews who stuck around were simply rounded up and exterminated. They would have been smarter to leave before the round-ups began (assuming they saw what was coming and had the ability to leave; I'm not trying to call the Jews stupid here, as no one can truly see the future). It's not like Germany was taken over by a small group of despots; the people voted them into power, and followed along willingly with their orders. It's the same here in America: while there's some pretty sizeable groups of people complaining, most of the population is voting for the idiocy and supporting it. If we're lucky, the friction will become too great and the country will break up, so at least some portions of this landmass will be safe places where we can go and not have to live in a police state, but there's no way that you're going to convince the voting public that the course the nation is on is the wrong one.

      The only thing that actually fixed the situation in Germany was for a bunch of foreign powers to band together and bomb them into oblivion, killing countless German troops and civilians, and then to keep the nation occupied for many years. A small number of Germans (or German Jews) who disagreed with the bulk of the populace would not have changed that.

    5. Re:It's a question of priorities, not bravery. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He should stand his ground.

  100. Re:A newer one for you, though more truth than ins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two points.

    1. Mormons make up a tiny minority of CA's voting population. Prop 8 fell because vast numbers of non-Mormons opposed it. Are you prepared to attack everyone else in California who voted with the Mormons using the same language? Or the voters in the 38 other states who aren't Mormons but have still voted down same-sex marriage resolutions? Or are the Mormons simply the group it's politically acceptable to slander?

    2. Just because someone has a differing view of a political issue doesn't make them hateful bigots. I've seen some of the Mormon Church's ads opposing prop 8. They say things like "Oppose Prop 8 because we think traditional marriage is the foundation of society and should be defended" and that isn't hate speech. Why don't post some links to some of the Mormon Prop 8 ads that you think rise to the level of true hate speech so the Slashdot audience can judge for itself.

    It's ironic that many of the things said about the Mormons in the aftermath of the Prop 8 fight are far more vicious and nasty than anything the Mormons said about gays and lesbians during the Prop 8 fight. Your comment makes you sound far more like a hateful bigot than the Mormons.

  101. Lovely euphemism for strip search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Every detainee ... be required to undergo a close visual inspection while undressed"

    Any guesses for the equivalent for rectal probe?

  102. Bad for everyone by trevelyon · · Score: 1

    Wow, this is so amazingly bad for everyone involved. It is clearly something that can be abused to "punish" almost anyone an officer wants to. Read the news about the TSA abusing the scanners to scan pretty women and imagine how bad things can get with this new power.This is only going to make people trust, like and support the police less here. Those that have the means and are bothered a lot by this will just move away. Those who cannot or will not might be encouraged to find justice in alternative ways.

    I can see an awful potential for people moving toward a "make their own justice mentality". I know if I had a kid and some cop pulled them over and forced them to go through something as degrading as this for no real offense I would make it a point to deal out a good measure of justice to them and everyone involved. I'm not the violent sort but would be willing to get surveillance and gather enough information to cause as much trouble for the office, the searcher and anyone else involved to disrupt their life significantly. I'd be willing to make a significant investment of time and money to bring this about too. It's not in my nature to let people trample my rights like this and walk away unscathed. I can't believe I am alone in this feeling either. That's not good for the police, the searchers, or even the supreme court justices that voted for this thing. I know if I ran a bar, restaurant or any public establishment I would take down their names and forbid serving them in my place. That's how strongly I feel this is great injustice to the country.

  103. DOWNMOD PARENT by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

    You can be arrested for any reason. Non-arrestable offenses went away in 2006. Every crime, period, can put you in jail at the officer's discretion. So the hyperbole here isn't quite hyperbolic.

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    1. Re:DOWNMOD PARENT by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      No, they didn't. You obviously have no clue about the law and how it varies. Now, please, STFU.

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  104. In case you have never seen a strip search... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of you, like myself, may have never have been subjected to a strip search. I would like to direct your attention to a video link from my hometown. If you watch this, please keep in mind that this could be your mom, wife, sister, or daughter. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xVP8XO1qKE I'm sorry to post this as anon, but I really don't care to be picked up for routine questioning. Yes, I'm a coward.

  105. Defeatism has no place here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's simple, gentlemen. How much does it mean to you to keep our freedoms intact? The governments plan has been obvious for years. Wake up.

    We work as a team, die trying, rather than die a slave.

  106. quoth King Arthur. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I'm not interested!" aka Your affections do not effect me.

  107. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Using that logic, in the interest of safety and order, we're gonna need to go ahead and perform close visual examinations on people in Washington before they enter any government building. Senators love drugs and other paraphernalia. We'll get the DHS in on this, waterboard some congressmen until they die maybe, this'll be plenty of fun.

  108. Ben Franklin quote by xanadu113 · · Score: 1

    They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

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    1. Re:Ben Franklin quote by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Please explain, in detail, how it is "essential liberty" to not be strip searched before being put in the general population of the jail.

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  109. Re:This seems reasonable by Sez+Zero · · Score: 1

    He wasn't convicted.

    He didn't commit any crime.

    Not entirely true. From the Court brief:

    In 1998, seven years before the incidents at issue, peti- tioner Albert Florence was arrested after fleeing from police officers in Essex County, New Jersey. He was charged with obstruction of justice and use of a deadly weapon. Petitioner entered a plea of guilty to two lesser offenses and was sentenced to pay a fine in monthly in- stallments. In 2003, after he fell behind on his payments and failed to appear at an enforcement hearing, a bench warrant was issued for his arrest. He paid the outstand- ing balance less than a week later; but, for some unex- plained reason, the warrant remained in a statewide computer database.

    So he was previously arrested for obstruction of justice and use of a deadly weapon and convicted of "lesser offenses" as part of a plea deal. He did commit a crime; I'm pretty sure that's what you agree to when you plead guilty.

    It seems like there are two separate issues here: first the strip search for anyone, which I don't like as much as you and second, the bring into jail anyone, which I'm not sure applies in this specific instance. I don't see it as a violation of his rights that he was brought into jail, considering the information at hand.

  110. posted two days late :-) by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like an April First story.

  111. Re:This seems reasonable by Sez+Zero · · Score: 1

    Arrest != conviction. The man in question was wrongfully arrested (for a fine that he had already paid).

    Correct arrest != conviction, but he was arrested on use of a deadly weapon obstruction of justice convicted on "lesser charges" as part of a plea deal. As part of the plea deal he was ordered to pay a monthly fine, but fell behind and a warrant was issued because he was not fulfilling the obligations of his plea deal. He quickly paid the fine, and here's where all the screw ups begin.

    But yes, in this case, he was arrested AND convicted.

  112. Constitutionally Correct by TonyXL · · Score: 1

    I didn't read the justices' reasoning, but there is nothing in the Constitution that prohibits a state from deciding its own strip search rules. Any restrictions on search/seizure only apply to the federal government, not the states.

  113. Incorrect Story Title by TonyXL · · Score: 1

    The Supreme Court did not "approve" of strip searches. They "approved" of the idea that states set arrest rules, not the federal government.

  114. Re:A newer one for you, though more truth than ins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Oppose Prop 8 because we think traditional marriage is the foundation of society and should be defended" and that isn't hate speech.

    It's certainly bigotry, though.

    Or are the Mormons simply the group it's politically acceptable to slander?

    Stop your fucking trolling. They violated the law in a bigoted advertising campaign, there's no "slander" involved.

  115. Hey Anthony... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > 'Maintaining safety and order at detention centers requires the expertise of correctional officials.'

    ... ''Maintaining safety and order at detention centers requires the exposure of corrupt officials.'

    There - fixed that for you. Let me know if you need more help.

    -Anon

  116. Enter Canada With A DUI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anybody else get this ad?:

    Enter Canada With A DUI
    Canadian Immigration Lawyer Criminal Inadmissibility Solutions
    DuiCanadaEntry.com

    How did they know?

  117. Re:This seems reasonable by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    total gutting of our rights

    When one is put in jail, one doesn't have certain rights. Or, do you think that when one is locked up, one retains all of one's rights, such as the right to bear arms?

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  118. Re:This seems reasonable by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    No, the cops arrested him because he had a bench warrant for contempt of court because he didn't show up in court and someone didn't record that he had paid his fine.

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  119. Ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Victim_of_the_Mormons

    "The movie was publicly condemned by leaders of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS) in Europe and America. The church presidency complained to the American National Board of Censorship, demanding that all references to Mormonism in the title and content of the film be removed.[7] However, the LDS campaign to censor the film failed when it was released without changes. Utah governor William Spry said the Danish filmmakers were "only exceeded in their perversion of the truth by their absurdity,"[7] and banned the film in the state of Utah.[8] That effort also failed and the film was shown without alterations in Utah theaters that year.[9] The movie proved to be enormously successful internationally, not only because of an effective promotional campaign which emphasized the attempted ban, but also due to the popularity of its star, Valdemar Psilander."

    1. Re:Ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A silent, black-and-white, anti-Mormon Danish movie made in 1911...that's the best counterexample you've got? I suppose it means Mormons can't say that they've never tried to silence their critics, but if you have to go back to 1911 to find a counter, I'd say the modern Mormon Church must not be very litigious.

    2. Re:Ahem by TC+Wilcox · · Score: 1

      A silent, black-and-white, anti-Mormon Danish movie made in 1911...that's the best counterexample you've got? I suppose it means Mormons can't say that they've never tried to silence their critics, but if you have to go back to 1911 to find a counter, I'd say the modern Mormon Church must not be very litigious.

      Additionally, that film isn't really critical of Mormons. Closer to ridiculous fiction with Mormons as the antigonists.

  120. Re:This seems reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one goes to jail for speeding...

    I've been to jail for speeding. Apparently in Warren County, Missouri going to jail for speeding is not uncommon. There were easily a dozen others in there with me for speeding. I-70 runs through this county so they get lots of business.

  121. It's worse than that by tekrat · · Score: 1

    "Don't break the law" he says...

    Which law? Can I go through a normal day without breaking a law? Depending upon where I live, getting out of bed, taking a shower and making coffee might be breaking some law. There are so many laws now, with incomprehensible lawyer gibberish, that technically, turning on your TV at some time in the evening might be breaking a law.

    Th e average citizen is in NO position to determine if they are or are not breaking a law with each passing breath.

    And yes, as parent pointed out above, you can be arrested for any reason, and no reason needs to be given. And if you ask for a reason, then you are resisting arrest, which is probably a worse charge than the no reason you were originally being arrested for.

    So basically, for no reason, you can be hauled in and strip searched. I hope you're wearing your clean undies.

    And ladies.. Well, don't leave the house without your burka.

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  122. Witch Trials in Europe and Salem by tekrat · · Score: 1

    "The logic is that the people are being put into the population of prisons/jails with other prisoners, and thus could pose a risk (whether it be contraband, lice, disease, gang membership, etc.), and thus the jailers are justified in subjecting them to a strip search."

    Yes, in fact, one of the things they are SPECIFICALLY looking for are tattoos.

    I am reminded of the Witch Trials of long ago that we considered so barbaric in our "civilized" society.

    One of the very first things done to the accused witch was to strip search them for "Devils Marks", or other details hidden on their body that might be signs of being in league with a demon.

    Of course (as was often done with women), this was really a pretext to rape the accused, by the inquisitor. I wonder how far we are from that point in our backwards advancement towards a feudal society.

    If we survive the next hundred years, history books written about this time will make us seem barbaric, and certainly insane. But this is assuming we will even have history books in 100 years.

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  123. Re:A newer one for you, though more truth than ins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Oppose Prop 8 because we think traditional marriage is the foundation of society and should be defended" and that isn't hate speech.

    It's certainly bigotry, though.

    Your point of view. It's appalling how many people want to claim that, "if you oppose letting me have my way, you're a bigot." And I can produce plenty of quotes from Mormon leaders where they express compassion and loving kindness towards gays and lesbians; not to mention, the Mormon Church recently came out and recently took the side of gays and lesbians in getting an anti-discrimination measure passed in Salt Lake City. So if Mormons are bigots, they're very strange bigots, speaking respectfully of being helpful to the very people they're supposed to hate so much.

    Or have you considered that perhaps they were motivated by something other than hatred and bigotry in the Prop 8 debate? Judging by your level of antipathy, I would guess not.

    Or are the Mormons simply the group it's politically acceptable to slander?

    Stop your fucking trolling. They violated the law in a bigoted advertising campaign, there's no "slander" involved.

    Oh really? And precisely where and how did they break the law? Because given the amount of vitriol leveled against them during and after the Prop 8 campaign, I have no doubt that had they broken the law, Prop 8 supporters would have ensured that charges would have been filed. Where are the charges? Where's the court case? Your evidence, please, not just more profanity and unproven accusations.

  124. Re:A newer one for you, though more truth than ins by TC+Wilcox · · Score: 1

    Stop your fucking trolling. They violated the law in a bigoted advertising campaign, there's no "slander" involved.

    They violated the law in not properly reporting non-monetary contributions in support of Proposition 8 and paid a $5500 fine. Mind sharing which advertising that was paid for by the Mormons was so bigoted?

  125. Strip search is degrading and dehumanizing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forcing someone to strip naked in front of other people in authority with no recourse, is degrading and dehumanizing much more so than simply restricting the rights of movement. If you don't believe me, tell me which one do you think is worse,

    - me and my friends forcing your wife to strip nude in front of us
    or
    - me and my friends preventing your wife from leaving some room for a while
    no one touching her in either case.

  126. Stalk the conservative five SCOTUS justices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And when you see them doing something illegal, like speeding, or parking in a handicap space, call the cops.

    And insist that *they* be strip searched.

                    mark "file under 'things I'd rather not watch'"

  127. Stop the knee-jerk response and read/think! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of regurgitating a knee-jerk response to this decision, take some time to actually read it. It actually does make sense. Strip searches should be required for all prisoners that enter jails. What happened to the individual in this case is a terrible injustice, but it did not start with the prison's search. The victim in this case should absolutely sue the shit out of the county that did not clear out the bench warrant and he should get gazillions in compensation for that, but the searches should continue to be allowed.

  128. Who says you're going to prison? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're arrested, not convicted yet. Who says you're even going to prison? Now... if they were to allow officers to search convicted felons that are going to an above-minimal-security jail, that would be easier to swallow.

  129. Supremes Aprove of Strip Search? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

    Because of BURDEN on the poor police?

    What's their opinion on happy endings?

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  130. Milwaukee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Milwaukee we do our strip searches on the side of the road. Why go all they way down to jail?
    http://www.jsonline.com/watchdog/watchdogreports/county-investigating-milwaukee-police-strip-searches-j94ob8q-144319495.html

  131. Re:Charter of Rights and Freedoms in Canada by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Well then, the UK needs to consolidate those into one comprehensive document instead of leaving it a giant mess that requires specialists. Software developers refactor their code all the time; lawmakers need to do the same.

  132. 5 to 4 decision, where the "conservatives" by bored · · Score: 1

    Prove they cannot read the constitution anymore than the "liberals". In fact in this case the "liberals" seem to have been able to read it while the conservatives failed.

    Reminds me of a bumpersticker, I saw on a truck with a bunch of Ron Paul stickers.

    "Its not left vs right, its us vs the state"

    The whole case was ridiculous anyway, so far fsked up to make the movie Brazil seem downright normal.

    It also reminds me of the line in the recent heath care hearings where Kennedy was worried about how insurance companies would cope (with the mandate being struck down, while leaving the rest of the requirements in place). All I could think of was, that he wasn't doing his job, which was to decide if the law was constitutional or not. If the law puts the insurance companies out of business that is congresses problem not his.

  133. Re:This seems reasonable by JustNilt · · Score: 1

    RTFA:

    Again displaying their infinite law-and-order wisdom, the US Supreme Court has ruled that anyone arrested for any offense, however innocuous, can be strip-searched, even if there's no suspicion that they are concealing contraband.

    He wasn't convicted.

    He didn't commit any crime.

    Yes, he was. This is detailed in the actual ruling so if you RTFR you'd have gotten that.

    He pled guilty to several offenses earlier and was paying off some fines associated with that. When he fell behind on those payments, a hearing was scheduled. When he didn't appear at that hearing, a bench warrant for failure to appear (FTA) was issued. While he may have paid his fine later, the FTA is a wholly separate issue and officers likely had no discretion in that case. FTA is kind of like contempt of court; it's a separate issue from whatever you were supposed to be there for to begin with.

    He was publicly humiliated.

    Stop apologizing for the complete and total gutting of our rights.

    You may have that view, of course, but I take the view that should I be arrested I want to be safe from other inmates. That's one of the duties of an incarcerating agency!

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  134. Re:This seems reasonable by F34nor · · Score: 1

    You use "convicted of a crime" but tfa says "anyone arrested for any offense". So...

  135. Left and Right don't exist by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

    The scale isn't shifted (would have to be a relative scale anyway), the very idea of "left vs right" is broken. Supposedly being pro-tobacco is "right", but being pro-marijuana is "left". Supposedly being anti-death penalty is "left", but being anti-abortion is "right".

    "Left" isn't actually center. "Right" isn't actually extreme right. Along one axis (socialist vs capitalist?) maybe they are (even then that doesn't mean "center = good; extreme = bad" as the GP implies.), but on other axises "left" is right and "right" is left.

    Political discourse needs to change in the US. Instead of using terms like "left" and "right" in ways that mean no more than brand names or rallying calls, issues need to be discussed on their own merits independent of whether they are a "left" or "right" issue.

    Please help make this change and refuse to buy the myth of left vs right.

  136. Leave America - But don't come here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have no sympathy for you Americans.

    Nobody makes your country the way it is but yourselves.

    And we don't want you coming here - Bringing your foibles & fears and contaminating our own country.
    (Even though you still try to do so (contaminate) via international trade treaties and whatnot).

  137. Full cavity searches all-round .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  138. Re:Charter of Rights and Freedoms in Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The UK has a legal system based on precedent dating back to the Manga Carta. Written constitutions are for parvenues.

  139. SO WHAT by __aawavt7683 · · Score: 1

    I'm seriously looking for jobs outside this country (anyone in Sweden need an IT worker that can fill just about any role but Senior?), but this one, in particular, strikes me as "SO WHAT?"

    Seriously. Is your manly body so private that another man cannot lay eyes upon it? Is your womanly body so special that a female officer must not gaze upon you? As you're in the process of being thrown into a cell?

    What the hell is all this nonsense about nudity? It's a damn body. The person examining you has one just like it. Get the hell over it.

    Move on with ACTUAL rights violations, like being arrested without being charged.

  140. strip search by amunds0n · · Score: 0

    First thing I am doing if I ever get arrested is stripping down. Just getting that part out of the way....

  141. those darn liberals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i blame the kenyan muslim obama and his socialist takeover of the us. certainly no republican justices would ever have passed such a terrible judgement, with their focus on freedom.

  142. Looks like by Roachie · · Score: 1

    Insurance rates for your FEMALE drivers is going up.

    Gigiddy.

    --
    This sig is not paradoxical or ironic.