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  1. Re:4GB Compact Flash for $200? on iPod Mini Sells Out · · Score: 2, Interesting
    How on earth did MuVo get such a low price on their components?

    High accetable failure rate and software that works around it?

  2. Slashdotters==Curmudgeons? on iPod Mini Sells Out · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Say it ain't so!

    While many here on /. felt that the mini was overpriced and pointed out that for $50 extra, you could buy a regular iPod with 15GB of storage instead of the 4 GB of the mini, Apple seems to have correctly identified the price point and the market they were going after.

    Which should tell /. readers a couple things:

    /.'ers don't fit the target demographics (Ow! That hurts!)

    /.'ers are apparently sedentary, they sit at their screens so much that weight isn't a consideration, for that matter, they can listen to stuff while sitting at the screen, so why bother?

    /.'ers are more interested in pushing consumer technology to its more than whether there's a need. (It's all about the game!)

    /.'ers must be colorblind (I'm R/G) so the colors aren't interesting, let along exciting.

    /.'ers were wrong, and can't stand being wrong and are currently working on a strategy to change that rather than get a date for a Friday night. (Hey! This is important!)

    So what's the average age of a slashdotter? Undoubtably there must be a few in the target demographic, now how many have kids in the group?

    I identify more with Homer Simpson than Britney Spears and I'm cool with that, inspite of the tone of that post. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go buy some cargo pants, Justin Timberlake CD's, and iPod mini and a stone of oatmeal (because it's the right thing to do.)

  3. Re:Question on Building a Large Linux Knowledgebase · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Microsoft has a knowledgebase as well, but only for troubleshooting, service packs, and development. I've been to their site maybe twice.

    I tend to avoid it, it's got lots of reference stuff but is pretty short on examples, which probably explains all the good user supported sites/knowledgebases around the web.

  4. Selective Intelligence on Building a Large Linux Knowledgebase · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It's called Google.

    Yes, but that's what they* want you to know and when they* want you to know it.

    *'They' being those who buy words on Google.

  5. Re:All you'll ever need to know... on Building a Large Linux Knowledgebase · · Score: 1
    I also need to know what the question is!

    As Marvin said, it was in the patterns of Arthur's brain and a simple matter to tell them.

    Arthur asked this question many times: "What?"

  6. All you'll ever need to know... on Building a Large Linux Knowledgebase · · Score: 4, Funny
    void main()
    {
    printf("42");
    }

  7. 3.5 M hits/Mo. on Compensation for Bandwidth Costs is Extortion? · · Score: 1
    his guy gives website designers a bad name. I'd say he definitely belongs in prison. 3.5 million hits per month? Oh, yeah, right.

    Was it featured on Slashdot? Could also raise the hits if there was some combination of names/words which match the top searches on Google or any other search engine.

  8. Re:By Association on Guilty By Association · · Score: 1

    I wonder how many degrees are really needed to connect everyone in the world. My mom seems to know half the population of Holland, Michigan and a college friend probably knows half the business leaders in the country. (I ran into a classmate of hers from Harvard Bus. Sch., whom I bought Photoshop from.)

  9. Re:Spaceballs!?! on Tumbleweed Rover for Marathon Martian Journeys · · Score: 2, Funny
    Oh shit, there goes the planet.

    (dives for cover)

    Maybe they could put retired general Schwartzkopf in charge of the mission.

    "Thank you for pressing the Self Destruct Button."

  10. By Association on Guilty By Association · · Score: 4, Funny

    I post on Slashdot

    Trolls post on slashdot

    Trolls watch TV

    George W. Bush watches TV

    In Soviet Russian, TV watches YOU!

    You breath air

    Terrorists breath air

    Terrorists see the stars at night

    Posting on Slashdot can be associated to Astronomy. Cool!

  11. Mail Enhancement Drugs on Celebrating Spam's Ten-Year Anniversary · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Other ways of viewing this auspicious occasion:

    Mourning Spam's Ten Year Anniversary

    Ten Years of Spam Adversity

    Ten Years of the most villainous scum (outside of Mos Eisley) crawling out of the woodwork

    Ten Years of some putz trying to get $25,000,000 out of a bank account somewhere in the world

    Ten Years of geeks valiantly slugging it out on the front lines of the conflict while Washington dithers

    Ten Years abusing free speech in another vein

    Ten Years watching a valuable resource be clogged by the low rung of the evolutionary ladder

  12. Re:32K?! on The Disposable Computer · · Score: 5, Funny
    Jeez, no one would ever want to buy that underpowered machine! Give me 640k, and we will talk. ;-)

    Oy! Yer spoilt! I used to program in 32K and I liked it!

    Why, some of the finest programming and games I've ever seen fit in 32K. It's all slop nowdays. Widgets, buttons and things thag go Bing! and need 256 MB to do it in.

  13. Just the Thing! on Adding Background Noise To Your Phone Call · · Score: 5, Funny
    Just the thing for the Lonely Guy!

    "Hi! Hey, I'm at a really swinging party right now, but sure I think I can pull myself away for a bit!"

  14. Nearly Everyone Has (As It Turns Out) on Move Over Karaoke...Hello Movieoke · · Score: 1
    have been doing this for years. We've come up with many creative names for it so the kids don't know what were talking about. I guess we can add movieokie to the list

    Get a pile of geeks together and you have Spock, Kirk, any of the Pythons, and so on. You don't even have to go anywhere, as you find it all over the internet in blogs, USENET, personal web pages, and so on.

    "Ni!"

  15. Aw G'wan, you wet blanket on Move Over Karaoke...Hello Movieoke · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Does it really deserve its own name? I mean people have been doing this for ages. They think of a scene and just act it out. Its great fun, but movioke is going a little to far...

    For something to catch on it needs an identifiable label, and slapping 'Movie-oke' on it will inform Mr. and Ms. Ignorant Masses that there's a new trend in fun and lively entertainment to follow. Just remember to wear a mack if someone's doing John Belushi from Animal House.

    "What am I now?"

  16. How Revealing... on MS Word File Reveals Changes to SCO's Plans · · Score: 2, Funny
    So, this to me seems like another example of security breaches that can get companies, organizations and governments into trouble because of their use of Microsoft products.

    So, last time I heard, certain agencies are prohibiting the use of .doc formats for certain information transactions and instead relying on standard ascii text encoded files.

    Another example?

    President George W. Bush
    1600 Pennsylvania Ave
    Washington, DC

    Dear Mr. President,

    Upon further review of intelligence data we have found no^H^H Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. We find no^H^H reason to go to war with Iraq at this time.

    Sincerely,
    George Tennent
    Central Intelligence Agency GWB, How's this look? -DC^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^ H^H

  17. Aye on Microsoft Mail Worms Gang War? · · Score: 1
    Dear user of "Co.uk" mailing system,

    We warn you about some attacks on your e-mail account. Your computer may contain viruses, in order to keep your computer and e-mail account safe, please, follow the instructions.

    Further details can be obtained from attached file.

    Cheers, The Co.uk team http://www.co.uk

    Aye, those are the type.

    I use an email client which lets me view the full header (if I select option) and view message content as text. As my email address has been forged a lot I considered it, but I'm pretty skeptical of most email. The first tip of maximum bogousity was awkward spacing, the other a check of the header. Off they go to bit heaven.

  18. Re:"some poor evil empire..." on Microsoft Mail Worms Gang War? · · Score: 3, Funny
    is getting gangbanged. sux.

    Yeah, but they've been secretly building their own Deathstar, which is hidden behind the Moon, for years now. I'm not so worried about the Evil Empire using it as when it gets 0wn3d.

  19. Warnings... on Microsoft Mail Worms Gang War? · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm getting some forged emails lately, badly forged at that, which look like they're coming from my ISP, "warning viruses being sent from your account", "warning immenent suspension", etc. They have a pif file atteched (which I never open) and have been coming from .lt or .gr servers (my ISP would not likely be using these.) Looks to me like another brand of worm on the rounds and there's a morbid sense of humor behind it.

  20. Too much hype... on ZVUE's $99 Video and MP3 Player · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Lessee, three links on the same page to "Order Your ZVUE Now!" ... Link to the Player, more "Order Your ZVUE Now!" links, (I see it arrives for the 2003 holiday shopping season, looks like old news.) The FAQ covers some stuff. This thing probably sucks power when watching video, so "runs for hours on 4 AA batteries" probably means audio, not video. It's probably pretty heavy, too, but I couldn't find weight or whether it has a belt clip.

    Uses Secure Digital/MMC cards rather than Compact Flash, but looks very cool.

    Yet another memory card format to contend with, ugh.

    Pretty hyped site. Little on useful information. :-/

  21. Re:Look at how fast they adapted on Tracking Via Anonymous SIM Cards · · Score: 1
    Psst.... Theres a black helicopter over your house right now!!

    Fortunately, as the White Spy, I had a trap set up to trigger on downdrafts and launch a big rock from a trebuchet which smashed the Black Spy helicopter!!

    Seriously, I dont like PATRIOT and the other crap pushed on us by the paniced [SIC] public any more than anybody else, but saying the Navy shot down that plane is just ignorant.

    Panicked public: People who actually live too far away from any primary terror target, but feel obligated to make up for the lack of panic expressed by those who do live close to a target and take the risk in stride.

    Another fascinating installment on the BBC this morning about the bugging of the UN, which has been business as usual and diplomats go elsewhere to hold private or sensitive conversations. Spy vs. Spy all over again. Antonio Prohias, we miss you.

  22. Re:Super Tuesday on Super Tuesday Not So Super For Electronic Voting · · Score: 1
    For all the voters who will be voting for the fist time, or just aren't familiar with the terminology, 'Super Tuesday' is the first Tuesday of March when 10 or so states have their primary elections.

    Aw sh!t. And I just got my cape back from the cleaners and located a phone booth (man, do people look at you funny when you strip your clothes off in a glass phone booth.)

    Super Tuesday also happens to be whether you see California drown in red ink or not. Personally, I'd love to see that political climber, Ahnold, get a taste of the pitfalls of politics, but I'd hate to see the state go through the agony of cutting a large chunk of an already lean budget (work in schools and you can see how lean it really is.)

    My ballot will probably be the same as last time, a punch card with a marker. Pretty high-tech, eh? I haven't checked to see if it's a standard Scantron format, would be interesting.

    Anyway, off to vote in a moment. It's one duty and right I do take seriously.

  23. Re:Bring on the old games on Twenty-five Years at the Heart of Gaming · · Score: 2, Funny
    I still have more fun playing Duke Nukem 3D and Commander Keen.

    Ah, such modern games.

    Give me Hadron, Odyssey, Space Eggs, Turmoil, Impossible Mission, M.U.L.E., ...

  24. Never Underestimate the Power of the Farce on End of the "Lone Asteroid" Theory? · · Score: 1
    It may just be scientist ruffling their feathers at a new theory, or there may very well be serious problems with the evidence. It's certainly not a final answer yet.

    A few theories to give a severe wedgie and laugh at are what others use to make their own look more reasonable. Be wary of all theories equally.

  25. Re:Only if... on End of the "Lone Asteroid" Theory? · · Score: 4, Funny
    If only Bruce Willis had lived back then...

    Well, you know Shirley MacLaine did. You should ask her what happened.