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  1. Re:I can't even remember now... on Why Is 'Blade Runner' the Title of 'Blade Runner'? (vulture.com) · · Score: 2

    "this knife is dirty, I want another"

    I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

  2. Re: Titles are adding in words for the hell of it on Half the Universe's Missing Matter Has Just Been Finally Found (newscientist.com) · · Score: 1

    It's OK, it had just slipped down behind the sofa. Should have checked there in the first place.

    Oh, and we also found a pile of spare change, and Obama's original birth certificate.

  3. Re: Seriously? Re:The security review was nothing on Ask Slashdot: Share Your Security Review Tales · · Score: 1

    Wow, someone is still taking this seriously???

    It's a pretty accurate depiction of an encounter with a typical Rust flake if you ask me.

  4. Re:Step one and two. on US Studying Ways To End Use of Social Security Numbers For ID (securityweek.com) · · Score: 3, Informative

    US Studying Ways To End Use of Social Security Numbers For ID

    Am I the only one who's immediate reaction to that is "Well, no shit, Sherlock".

  5. the largest data breach in history

    And then two stories down there's:

    Yahoo Triples Estimate of Breached Accounts To 3 Billion

    So now 140M > 3B? In fact there are a number of breaches larger than the Equifax one.

  6. Re:Sigh. on Navy Returns to Compasses and Pencils To Help Avoid Collisions at Sea (nytimes.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It's not just the training, the thing that really struck me is:

    Ships steaming in crowded waters like those near Singapore and Tokyo will now broadcast their positions as do other vessels.

    So when the entire world is relying on AIS to avoid collisions, the US navy isn't providing that in the middle of busy shipping lanes? It's a fscking aircraft carrier, how invisible is that going to be when it's going through the Singapore strait? Turn on AIS in busy areas and you won't need to go back to pencil and paper...

  7. Re:Would the Rust programming language help? on ARM TrustZone Hacked By Abusing Power Management (acolyer.org) · · Score: 2

    No, you don't understand. You're thinking of Rust as a programming language when in fact it's a religion. Every time there's some post about bugs, flaws, or bad code, the Rust flakes turn up to enlighten the heathens with their religion/language with its guarantee of perfect, error-free code and operation. All hail the mighty Rust! Lead us into the light of your perfection!

  8. Re: Those deck chairs won't self-rearrange. on Cloudflare Pays First $7,500 Bounties In War Against Patent Troll (cloudflare.com) · · Score: 2

    Patent examiners are remunerated based on how many patents they grant. Disallow a large number of patents because they're trivially obvious and you lose pay, or possibly get fired. Rubberstamp everything that crosses your desk and you get a performance bonus.

    This is not a system that produces good/valid patents.

  9. Re:Bug Conservation on Do Strongly Typed Languages Reduce Bugs? (acolyer.org) · · Score: 1

    Also... they studied Javascript. Probably 80% of the bugs would have gone away if they'd gone with someone who doesn't do their development in Javascrpt.

  10. Re:Every time on ARM TrustZone Hacked By Abusing Power Management (acolyer.org) · · Score: 1

    Actually, TrustZone is an excellent architecture.

    TrustZone is a terrible architecture. It started as a hash-for-secure-boot and then had more and more crap bolted onto it without rhyme or reason as the marketing folks sold it as all things to all people, with most of what was bolted on only partly finished or debugged, if that. The OPs suggestion that it be rebranded as ClusterFuck isn't too far off the target, because that's what it's turned into.

  11. Also, if they were testing it on the "top five browsers", why was Firefox included in the list? That's barely a blip in the market any more, and will be even less so after November.

  12. Re: I joined the /. mile high club the other day on How Flying Seriously Messes With Your Mind and Body (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Also, the woman was his mom.

  13. Re:Great. No thanks. on Oracle's Larry Ellison Pokes Amazon Again With New Cloud Pricing Plan (siliconangle.com) · · Score: 3, Informative

    And I really can't imagine having my database in the cloud, it just sounds hideous.

    A great many databases are in the cloud these days. Equifax, OPM, Ashley Madison, Friend Finder, RockYou, TJ Maxx, Heartland, Sony Pictures, Card Systems, Target, Yahoo, and many more.

  14. Re:becau$e it can on Slashdot Asks: Why Does Google Want To Purchase HTC? (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 3, Informative

    They also get all of HTC's licensed agreements too. IIRC HTC had licensing deals for IP with Nokia, Microsoft, and Apple.

    I doubt that's the case, unless they had some really odd licensing agreements. Licenses are (almost) always written to be non-transferrable for exactly this reason, so $bigcompany can't acquire them through the back door by buying $smallcompany.

  15. Re:CCleaner wasn't malware all along? on Avast's CCleaner Free Windows Application Infected With Malware (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 2

    I once scanned my computer and found nearly a dozen viruses, which panicked me for awhile. It was OK though, managed to rewrite them a bit so a later scan found zero again.

  16. Re:Quantitive easing. on Flush With Cash: Swiss Toilets Mysteriously Stuffed With 500-Euro Bills (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    Nahh, it's just the K Foundation again, but they're having trouble finding a firelighter.

  17. Re:Easy to get administrator access? on 'Bashware' Attacks Exploit Windows 10's Subsystem for Linux (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    While administrator access is needed to execute a Bashware attack, this is fairly easily obtained

    Really? that sounds like more of a problem than some particular tool....

    It's a classic example of a Raymond Chen airtight hatchway attack. In order to carry out an attack with admin privs, you first need to be admin. And then a sign lights up in black on a black background telling you you've done it.

  18. Re:Yes and no... on Equifax CEO Hired a Music Major as the Company's Chief Security Officer · · Score: 1

    I think she was actually a pretty good choice from Equifax' point of view. They have a security officer [check] who's a woman [check], and now all the appropriate checkboxes are filled they can move on to filling in positions that really matter to them, marketing, revenue-gathering, lobbyists, etc.

  19. It's OK, there's a second backup located here, and those guys never delete anything, ever.

  20. Re:I know! on Ask Slashdot: What Can You Do With An Old Windows Phone? · · Score: 1

    Here's one good use for it.

  21. Re:I'm confused on Chrome 61 Arrives With JavaScript Modules, WebUSB Support (venturebeat.com) · · Score: 1

    It's pretty straightforward, it means that it'll have the same security as the mass of malware, trojans, droppers, bots, and worms that have made the web what it is today.

  22. The hammer is usually the wrong tool.

    Especially when it's combined with the sickle.

  23. Me too. Where do I stand in line for it?

  24. Re:Too Late? on ReactOS 0.4.6 Released (osnews.com) · · Score: 1

    I have always thought ReactOS was a good idea, but it seems like it's way too late now. It has been in development for so long that it is probably arguable that it's usefulness has been passed by.

    Well, I dunno, once it hits 1.0 you could run Xanadu on it.

  25. Re:Nice to see competition. on Huawei Unveils AI Mobile Chipset Said To Rival A11 Processor In Upcoming iPhones (macrumors.com) · · Score: 2

    I doubt it. If you read the specs, its just a generic mobile phone CPU/baseband as made by any number of other vendors. The "AI" is pure marketing, it's no more, or less, "AI" than a Z80. All this is saying is that just as Apple, Samsung, etc brought their processors in-house, so Huawei is doing it too.