The "red dress" reference pertains to a comment that Groklaw's PJ made a long time ago, saying she was looking forward to putting on her red dress and partying when SCO loses their case in court.
I'm afraid a "black dress" for wearing to the upcoming SCO funeral will be more useful now.
"Ms. Nason felt it was necessary for N.H.T.S.A. to have a "central spokesperson" and "we were finding a lot of stuff did not need to be on the record," David Kelly, her chief of staff, told me."
Is Ms. Nason aware that Mr. Kelly spoke on-the-record?
"When you read a news item about a company buyout or a two-person research project hitting big, how many times have you thought "I wonder if I could run a software company." "
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"In space, no one can hear you sniff"
The "red dress" reference pertains to a comment that Groklaw's PJ made a long time ago, saying she was looking forward to putting on her red dress and partying when SCO loses their case in court.
I'm afraid a "black dress" for wearing to the upcoming SCO funeral will be more useful now.
This way, disgrutled postal workers don't even need to go to the office to slaughter their co-workers. . . they can call it in!
SCO: We want a second opinion!
Judge: Fine. Your tie is ugly, too.
I dated an Amish girl, and let me tell you, it wasn't a butter churn that gave her those foreams, if you catch my drift.
Those calluses chafed, though.
"Ms. Nason felt it was necessary for N.H.T.S.A. to have a "central spokesperson" and "we were finding a lot of stuff did not need to be on the record," David Kelly, her chief of staff, told me."
Is Ms. Nason aware that Mr. Kelly spoke on-the-record?
. . .but I keep tellin' ya, Jeff Goldblum is NOT a machine!
Yeah, what HE said!
This weekend (with my bottle of tequila) I'll be testing the mystery of falling over.
It's always good to see existing drugs being used in new ways, because it shortens the amount of time it takes to get the treatment to market.
DOH!
. . . my wife tells me this all the time.
My suspicion: Excessive mouseterbation!
Funny, most sentences containing the words "pumping" and "Hummer" are more interesting than what you just wrote.
"At the distances they're talking, does coherence . . . matter?"
You're posting to **Slashdot**. You gotta know the answer to this one.
. . . here's another fine mesh you've gotten us into!
'. . .Where's Our Merchant Ivory?'
In Guildwars, visit the last merchant stall in the valley in
Old Ascalon. You'll need 200 gold and 10 planks of wood.
Happy to help.
"When you read a news item about a company buyout or a two-person research project hitting big, how many times have you thought "I wonder if I could run a software company." "
Never.
Not even once. Thanks for asking.
Christ, this is funny. Great post.
Hah! Brillant.
"At last, less-experienced readers will find a warm entry-way. . ."
.into one of the most fascinating and advanced branches of mathematics"
Oh God, finally!
". .
Doh!
Excellent point. At lower temperatures that hydrogen gas might get all liquid and slushy and get stuck in the pipes.
Sigh.
They don't eat cereal in space. They drink Tang!
"Perhaps I'll breed some form of mutant albino chess-cat to play."
Won't it always have to play white?
God, I miss Jim Varney.